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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/6/23)Quote I "If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control because the revolutionaries get so drunk on their own purifying elixir, they imagine they can reinvent the very nature of human beings," Bill Maher Quote II "The UN and the OIC share common objectives in promoting and facilitating the Middle East peace process and the question of Palestine," Assistant Secretary-General for Political Affairs Miroslav Jenca Quote III “We are sick and tired of having our rights and freedoms set aflame, and this so-called president hasn’t even started work yet. Join us to demand better. We know a better campus is possible. But we MUST fight for it." UF Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA) Sometimes you have to spend money to make money. Neo-Nazi Couple Arrested For Alleged Plot To 'Completely Destroy' A neo-Nazi couple was arrested and charged with conspiracy to damage power substations encircling Baltimore City that would "completely destroy" the metro area, according to Department of Justice (DoJ) court documents. On Monday, DoJ prosecutors announced Florida resident Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison, and Catonsville resident Sarah Beth Clendaniel conspired to destroy power substations with gunfire. If you are keeping score in the Game of Global Climate Change you might want to use a pencil. For years we've been told we need to cut back on meat as farting and shitting livestock were bad for the environment. Now bullshit and cowshit is good stuff. The energy industry is turning waste from dairy farms into renewable natural gas – but will it actually reduce emissions? Rightfully concerned brother or just a jerk? The ONT can be the judge, jury and executioner. Parents want what’s best for their kids, including the name they give their baby. But sometimes it happens that the pursuit of a creative and meaningful name takes it a step too far. Like it happened for this 23-year-old woman, Hailey, who is pregnant with a baby girl. While Hailey is positive she has her two runner-up names chosen, her older brother is not so convinced. In fact, he fears his sister’s choice of names will make life hard for his niece. So he confronted Hailey and shared how the situation unfolded in this AITA post. For years he bashed Rep. Kevin McCarthy, then he supported him for Speaker of The House. Now Mark Levin is cheering on congress. Shut the fuck up you big dope. Mark Levin To Congress: You Have More Power To Stop Biden’s Rogue Admin Than You Think Not every immigrant has fallen in love with The Big Apple. What's happening: New York City mayor Eric Adams (D.) is giving immigrant asylum seekers free bus tickets to Canada, and many of them are more than happy to leave the filthy, crime-riddled, Democratic-run city behind in search of a better life. According to the New York Post, the city's migrants are fleeing toward the Canadian border at a rate of hundreds per day. Adventures in the kitchen. Searing flames, angry chefs and blood, sweat and tears - that's what I imagined a professional kitchen to look like. Of course, my expectation came from watching far too many series of Hell's Kitchen and MasterChef: The Professionals - so I knew it wasn't entirely accurate. But still, the thought of spending a day in a restaurant kitchen slightly terrified me. My cooking skills are basic - good enough to whip up a decent dinner, but not superior enough to expect anyone else to actually pay for it. I know my staple pesto pasta certainly wouldn't meet the standards of a head chef. Though thankfully, there was no stern-faced Gordon Ramsey waiting for me at Honest Burgers in Bristol, just Rhys Huntley with a big smile. On this day: February 6, 2011 - Gary Moore Born on this day: 1945 - Bob Marley Finger lickin' good until it gets into one's hair. Genius Award Winner. Assault Charge For Woman In Poultry PummelAnd if the guy is stupid enough to hang around for a 3rd beating, he'll deserve it. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day via YouTube. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Little Bicycle That Could. Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. For a transcript of tonight's ONT please send $5.00 and SASE to petmorons at gmail dot com. An extra $10 and we will overnight it to you. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Ahoy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Zettai at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (QWBT3) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3) 4
*dances hornpipe*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ) 5
Evening hordemates!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (anj39) 6
You could hide a lot of bodies there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (Angsy) 7
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Little Bicycle That Could.
Trying to stay warm in Germany? Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (P1f+c) 8
Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at February 06, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/) 9
Art Pepper+Eleven
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:02 PM (Hk1yf) 10
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 10:02 PM (Bd6X8) 11
ONT!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 06, 2023 10:02 PM (BtmcP) 12
This is a drunk driving ONT? Right down the center divider.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:02 PM (Qzn2/) 13
Harrrumph!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/) 14
If New York gets really bad, maybe the United Nations will leave voluntarily.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:04 PM (Qzn2/) 16
That cyclist is sporting a lot of wood there, MisHum.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy) 17
On Monday, DoJ prosecutors announced Florida resident Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison, and Catonsville resident Sarah Beth Clendaniel conspired to destroy power substations with gunfire.
Did ChatGPT come up with those names? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 10:04 PM (llON8) 18
"If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control because the revolutionaries get so drunk on their own purifying elixir, they imagine they can reinvent the very nature of human beings," Bill Maher
Pretty much all of them, but one (although one could make the argument for the CW just being a correction, but late. I would argue against that.) Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:04 PM (CsVWE) 19
Also, dried kelp snacks are fucking disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (CsVWE) 20
Please to help me with my rucksack?
Posted by: Inge, from Sweden at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (Qzn2/) 21
That cyclist is sporting a lot of wood there, MisHum.
Posted by: OrangeEnt And right after the underage beaver video. Scandalous. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (P1f+c) 22
But we MUST fight for it." UF Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA)
Bwahahahaha!!! I remember the SDS...Students for a Democratic Society. A couple thought they could do a bit of fighting at Washington State U. Didn't work out too well for them. Punks then. Punks now. Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (anj39) 23
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Little Bicycle That Could.
Was that taken somewhere in Germany? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 10:06 PM (llON8) 24
*curses mikeski*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 10:06 PM (llON8) 25
I think Logger Bicycle Dude is an optimist.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:06 PM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (WQlnC) 27
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Little Bicycle That Could.
For some reason, Peleton's new product offering attracted little interest. Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (eOEVl) 28
I remember the SDS...Students for a Democratic Society. A couple thought they could do a bit of fighting at Washington State U. Didn't work out too well for them.
Punks then. Punks now. Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (anj39) Was that Patty Hurst? Or wait, she was a different one. Jumbolia Liberation Army? Something like that? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (CsVWE) 29
I saw Mounds of Manure open for Tower of Power at the Roxy in '78
Posted by: Cow Tipper at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (wrJpE) 30
Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison
Current membership: Brandon Clint Russell, and seventeen FBI agents. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:08 PM (CsVWE) 32
Too early for me...must wine up some...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:08 PM (J00IM) 33
The down hill run with that bicycle and log trailer is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 06, 2023 10:08 PM (hOUT3) 34
I just saw Lizzo's caped dress for the Grammys and she looks like an orange Horta.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:08 PM (P1f+c) 36
I think a ruthless use of the House's power over appropriations would yield more results than contempt charges. Or it would, if not for that $1.5 trillion or however much it was the last Congress passed. Thanks McConnell!
Posted by: Dr. T at February 06, 2023 10:09 PM (tp+tP) 37
Bob Marley and the Wailers
------------- Let's all hoist a cold one to Haile Selassie, holy deity sent to Earf for reggae music, knit caps and ganja. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:09 PM (Qzn2/) 38
Was that Patty Hurst? Or wait, she was a different one. Jumbolia Liberation Army? Something like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (CsVWE) Tom Hayden...Bill Ayers and others. Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:09 PM (anj39) 39
Symbianese
Posted by: LRob in OK at February 06, 2023 10:09 PM (wzHPd) 40
“We are sick and tired of having our rights and freedoms set aflame,.....We know a better campus is possible. But we MUST fight for it." UF Young Democratic Socialists of America (YDSA)
"Aflame"? Uh, oh. Sounds like somebody's getting ready to set some buildings on fire and loot some stores. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 10:09 PM (0Htd1) 41
I just saw Lizzo's caped dress for the Grammys and she looks like an orange Horta.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ) No a peal, eh? Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (Angsy) 42
Bike thing has to be fake or it's downhill both ways, but then you'd see smoke rising from what's left of that Bendix&trade braking system.
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (3byMq) 43
30 Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison
Current membership: Brandon Clint Russell, and seventeen FBI agents. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:07 PM (P1f+c) Atom Weapons Division? Yeah, that is not exactly going to fly under the radar. Follow the model of Reich and go for smaller sounding names the bigger you go. Mouse. Rat. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (CsVWE) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (UQUAY) 45
Let's all hoist a cold one to Haile Selassie, holy deity sent to Earf for reggae music, knit caps and ganja. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:09 PM (Qzn2/) Jah Love Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (aA3+G) 46
Fear the AI Overlords Disney...
Someone uses Midjourney to recreate Star Wars anime style. https://youtu.be/ylncZWFvTlE Very hit and miss a lot of it. Chewbacca seems to have been run through a Mughi filter while Obi-won Kenobi looks more like Jedi Yojimbo. Then there is Darth Vader Zentradia size oh boy. But there are a few images I really want to write stories around, like the one at 2:20. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (dCQ+C) 47
Did ChatGPT come up with those names?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 10:04 PM (llON ----------------------- They don't have have that Southern rhythm to their names do they? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (Hk1yf) 48
Bendix™ braking system, that is
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:11 PM (3byMq) 49
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Sorry, SDS in Berkley CA was ground zero for the movements to come. And the take-over of academia in general across the nation. Just look around now...they have done THEIR heavy lifting while the rest of our nation was distracted by other things. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:11 PM (J00IM) 50
I really liked Gary Moore. Great guitarist, and he incorporated the Celtic sound into his playing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (UQUAY) 51
Bendix™ braking system, that is
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:11 PM (3byMq) ---------- Bendix? I nearly broke it! Posted by: Bubba Clinton at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (Qzn2/) 52
MisHum thanks for calling out Mark Levin's dumbassery.
I listened for three hours of him deep-throating Kevin McCarthy a few weeks back and turned it off, never again. Dude is another in a long line of bought-and-paid-for "right wing" shills. I'm out. Posted by: ballistic at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (oXNqT) 53
I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE) 54
>>The energy industry is transforming mounds of manure into a lucrative “carbon negative fuel”
They are doing it backwards! I got rich turning "carbon negative fuel" into mounds of manure Posted by: A bearmanpig Gore at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (O6Dlm) 55
Atomwaffel Division! Served mit der gebratenes Hähnchen und wassermelone!!
Posted by: I had a dog in 1943! at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (WQlnC) 56
But there are a few images I really want to write stories around, like the one at 2:20.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (dCQ+C) That is quite pretty anna. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (CsVWE) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ) 58
Was that Patty Hurst? Or wait, she was a different one. Jumbolia Liberation Army? Something like that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD -------------------------------- The history of her is pretty rough. They did a number on her before they let her out of the closet. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:13 PM (Hk1yf) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:13 PM (dCQ+C) 60
53 I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE) Did he get the one with the built in diesel generator? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:13 PM (CsVWE) 61
Bet little bicycle that could will wish he hadn't when he hits his first downhill stretch .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * pissed off and ornery at February 06, 2023 10:13 PM (9tMNn) Posted by: LRob in OK at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (wzHPd) 63
53 I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE) --- It had seven heads! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ) 64
53 I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE) --------- *snort* Wait. I don't get it. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (dCQ+C) 66
48 hour rule on Baltimore Power naziz, but until them it's an op.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (MF3yS) 67
Mmmm. Atomwaffels.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (UQUAY) 68
Guess what, Bill? You just described progressivism. Which you believe heavily in. The reason for the wokism is Progressives drunk on their hubris that they can build their utopia NOW. So, you're really not helping with this.
Remember, all, Woke is just the fundamentalist Progressive Inquisition, coming for someone because they're insufficiently Progressive. Posted by: GWB at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (pkAbL) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:14 PM (dCQ+C) 70
>>>We are sick and tired of having our rights and freedoms set aflame, and this so-called president hasn’t even started work yet
Ben Sasse? That dipshit couldn't set himself aflame. What would be perfect is if the protesters are members of antifa. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 10:15 PM (gv7Yb) 71
Top pic: Busch beer ad
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2023 10:15 PM (4I/2K) 72
A neo-Nazi couple was arrested and charged with conspiracy to damage power substations encircling Baltimore City that would "completely destroy" the metro area, according to Department of Justice (DoJ) court documents.
On Monday, DoJ prosecutors announced Florida resident Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison, and Catonsville resident Sarah Beth Clendaniel conspired to destroy power substations with gunfire. Doesn't say a lot about their substations. And does the DoJ realize just how stupid this sounds? Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (anj39) 73
>>A neo-Nazi couple was arrested and charged with conspiracy to damage power substations
Translation: FBI set up two retards to shoot substations. Direct order from DNC to find someone on the "right to blame." They shot nothing, which means they probably were not capable. They are "neo-Nazi", which may mean anything from having a tiki torch on the porch to keep buds away, to being white. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (O6Dlm) 74
I was reliably told as a youngster it is maple syrple
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (3byMq) 75
My niece and her husband wanted to name their baby something Norwegian because his mother is from Norway. They had just about decided on Ole, until they remembered they live in New Mexico and everyone would think it was Olé. They went with something else instead.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (dTFZY) 76
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Oh heck yeah..the shootout in LA was epic and may have been staged...keeping with the CIA protocols of the time... Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (J00IM) 77
Sarah Beth Clendaniel was convicted of going on a machete robbery spree in 2016.
And now she's just randomly arrested as a neo-nazi for trying to destroy a blue shithole power grid after the FNM told us neo-nazis wanted to destroy the power grid in blue shit holes. Someone cut a deal with our friends the feds... Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 10:17 PM (lc5cP) 78
Symbionese was a plot point in Burn After Reading, if I am not mistaken.
Been a while since I seen it. Posted by: Pug Mahon Misses Cody WY at February 06, 2023 10:17 PM (UQUAY) 79
Top pic: Busch beer ad
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2023 10:15 PM (4I/2K) No, it's an Oly ad. You can just make out the kid peeing in the river at the bottom of the falls. "It's the water, and a lot more." Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 10:17 PM (Angsy) 80
75 My niece and her husband wanted to name their baby something Norwegian because his mother is from Norway. They had just about decided on Ole, until they remembered they live in New Mexico and everyone would think it was Olé. They went with something else instead.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (dTFZY) Got a chuckle out of me. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:17 PM (CsVWE) 81
72 A neo-Nazi couple was arrested and charged with conspiracy to damage power substations encircling Baltimore City that would "completely destroy" the metro area, according to Department of Justice (DoJ) court documents.
------------ What. Bullshit. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:18 PM (Qzn2/) 82
Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!
Great photo up top. I expect that cone-shaped mountain to start breathing fire at any moment. Great tune behind the pic too. The brother is not a jerk. Having odd names handicaps you in life. Not fun to constantly have to spell your name. *glances around, notes slight revision needed* Except in Utah. Lotsa weird names and name combos here. Kinda like they mean it... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:18 PM (hPMYc) 83
This one's dedicated to Beserker, CBD and fer good measures I'll throw in Pug
https://tinyurl.com/22y377r6 Posted by: Sock Monkey * pissed off and ornery at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (9tMNn) 84
My favorite quote from the cowshit piece:
"critics worry that the nascent industry could raise more issues than it resolves by entrenching environmentally harmful practices." They don't care if their *stated* issues are addressed, they want an end to meat. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (gv7Yb) 85
I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. * searches "sybianese liberation army" * * nada * I found an obvious porn site name that isn't a porn site. Yet. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (P1f+c) 86
They don't care if their *stated* issues are addressed, they want an end to meat.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (gv7Yb) Well, we knew that just by Nuclear. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:20 PM (CsVWE) 87
"an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison"
oh puh lease. That sounds like it's from a bugs bunny cartoon. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (r46W7) Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1) 89
Exodus. Best metal band nobody has ever heard of. \m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon Misses Cody WY at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (UQUAY) 90
My niece and her husband wanted to name their baby something Norwegian because his mother is from Norway. They had just about decided on Ole, until they remembered they live in New Mexico and everyone would think it was Olé. They went with something else instead.
Posted by: huerfano Thor? Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (P1f+c) 91
A neo-Nazi couple was arrested and charged with conspiracy to damage power substations encircling Baltimore City that would "completely destroy" the metro area, according to Department of Justice (DoJ) court documents.
I seriously doubt these knuckleheads know the difference between a nuclear plant cooling tower and a beehive. Posted by: Archimedes at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (eOEVl) 92
Pete Butegeig, the dopey face of idiotic socialism.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (fs1hN) 93
Used to hear Roy Buchanan doing "Messiah Will Come Again" in DC at Jazz Alley during the 70s.
https://tinyurl.com/hvcyhup8 Posted by: chris+opher at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (uXiNp) 94
* searches "sybianese liberation army" *
* nada * I found an obvious porn site name that isn't a porn site. Yet. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (P1f+c) *announcer voice* IN A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE EXTINCT, ONE WOMAN WILL SEARCH FOR AN ANCIENT MACHINE THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING THE FEMALE POTENTIAL https://tinyurl.com/2p8c9pmc Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (CsVWE) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (tkR6S) 96
89 Exodus. Best metal band nobody has ever heard of. \m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon Misses Cody WY at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (UQUAY) -------- Meh. They're no Great White. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3) 98
60 53 I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE) Did he get the one with the built in diesel generator? Posted by: Aetius451AD ---------------------------------- Did it liberate her? Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (Hk1yf) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (dCQ+C) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:23 PM (CsVWE) 101
IN A WORLD WHERE MEN ARE EXTINCT, ONE WOMAN WILL SEARCH FOR AN ANCIENT MACHINE THAT IS THE KEY TO UNLOCKING THE FEMALE POTENTIAL https://tinyurl.com/2p8c9pmc Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (CsVWE) ROFL!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:23 PM (r46W7) 102
Thor?
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (P1f+c) No, I'm not, but thanks for asking. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:24 PM (r46W7) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:25 PM (dCQ+C) 104
I know a guy who travels a lot for work, so he bought a Symbianese for his wife to use.
Posted by: Appliance Sales Co. at February 06, 2023 10:12 PM (wrJpE) Did he get the one with the built in diesel generator? Posted by: Aetius451AD A kick starter? Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:25 PM (anj39) 105
Was that taken somewhere in Germany?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 10:06 PM (llON My guess? Russia. And that it's the little bicycle that didn't. Posed photo. And if the cyclist did get that load of logs moving, say on a slight downgrade, he'd never be able to stop it or control it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 10:26 PM (tkR6S) 106
99 Aetius
Check the one at 3:51, wtf? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (dCQ+C) I am guessing you mean the Dune/Tattoine/Man in the Moon mashup and not the Darth Emperor mashup of a couple second later. Either is kind of hilarious. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:26 PM (CsVWE) 107
They don't care if their *stated* issues are addressed, they want an end to
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (gv7Yb) ---- FIFY Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 10:26 PM (BpYfr) 108
It would appear Mark Steyn will not be back on GB News as a presenter after all. I don't quite understand the ins and outs of it, but evidently the network heads insisted he sign a contract giving them more extensive power to censor his statements, and he refused. Seems like he may be launching his own Internet show instead.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 06, 2023 10:26 PM (tp+tP) 109
I had a friend named Thor. He was a helicopter pilot.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 10:27 PM (MF3yS) 110
They had just about decided on Ole, until they remembered they live in New Mexico and everyone would think it was Olé. They went with something else instead.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (dTFZY) Kudos to them for acknowledging the light bulbs going off in their respective heads. Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 10:27 PM (emlEe) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:27 PM (CsVWE) 112
Thor?
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (P1f+c) No, I'm not, but thanks for asking. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:24 PM (r46W7) Theoriously? Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (anj39) 113
Yeah the first of the two you mentioned. What kind of story could be written from that?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (dCQ+C) 114
Thor was the one with the hammer, right?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (SYTee) 115
Seems like he may be launching his own Internet show instead.
Posted by: Dr. T I might be persuaded to watch that! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3) 116
I miss THOR
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (J00IM) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:29 PM (CsVWE) 118
114 Thor was the one with the hammer, right?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (SYTee) ------- Pffft. Posted by: Maxwell at February 06, 2023 10:29 PM (Qzn2/) 119
Mayor Adams is pulling a Masshole maneuver.
Oh...illegals are awesome they make us so much better so uh, I'm giving them to you to take care of. Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (lc5cP) 120
I wish someone would bring me a pickup load of composted cow manure. It improves my garden environment.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (dTFZY) 121
116 I miss THOR
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (J00IM) Pretty decent version in God of War: Ragnarok. Wait, THOR was a military acronym for something explodey, wasn't it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (CsVWE) 122
And there is way too much Gunstar DNA in some of the space fighters. And others make a Gundam with funnels look well thought out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (dCQ+C) 123
Good evening morons and gracias mh
I like the part where Pharaoh doesn't even begin to chase the fleeing Israelites until he realizes, "Hey, maybe those guys really aren't coming back!" Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (EZebt) 124
If New York gets really bad, maybe the United Nations will leave voluntarily.
Posted by: All Hail Eris Be still my heart. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (0KLaH) Posted by: Paul "Backdoor Man" Pelosi at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (lc5cP) 126
kudos to bigK if he does his own Joe Wilson only with spices.
"ha, that's a fookin' lie you illegitimate pos". In the meantime "who put the fence up, Kev?" is my important question for him. Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (3byMq) 127
Hmm, I think brother needed to beat stripper sister with a tennis racket for trying to name her kid with those names. Only Zappa gets away with shit like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (VwHCD) 128
Posted by: Dr. T at February 06, 2023 10:26 PM (tp+tP)
Not much to listen to out there. Steyn is missed. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (aA3+G) 129
WE just can't face the truth. The game is crooked and they're all in on it but us. We're the sheep waiting to be plucked.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (MF3yS) Posted by: Zettai at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (AO3el) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (Qzn2/) 132
Oh, BK is doing the aesthetic overhaul of their restaurants? That must mean they're circling the drain.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (wNDOJ) 133
Doesn't say a lot about their substations.
And does the DoJ realize just how stupid this sounds? Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (anj39) Well, Baltimore. If the lights go out, the inmates will wreck the joint. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (tkR6S) 134
113 Yeah the first of the two you mentioned. What kind of story could be written from that?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (dCQ+C) Like I said, there is a lot there. Sand worm with a moon hat. Little kid storm troopers. Um. Discarded baseball empire ships. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (CsVWE) 135
Yeah the one at 4:03 really channels Shogun and Samurais in Space!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:32 PM (dCQ+C) 136
Those Burger King tables will be carved to pieces.
Posted by: Guild Navigator at February 06, 2023 10:32 PM (63Dwl) 137
131 Ravi Shankar > Bob Marley
CHANGE MY MIND Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (Qzn2/) Well first you would have to have good taste Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 10:32 PM (aA3+G) 138
If the EBT cards go out for a day in any big blue shithole we won't have to worry about that shithole anymore.
Urban renewal via yutes Posted by: Paul at February 06, 2023 10:32 PM (lc5cP) 139
120 I wish someone would bring me a pickup load of composted cow manure. It improves my garden environment.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (dTFZY) ------------ SHUT UP, BUTTHEAD!!! Posted by: Biff Tannen at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (dCQ+C) 141
I had a friend named Thor. He was a helicopter pilot.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 10:27 PM (MF3yS) And then there was that bad day when Thor was practicing his hero landings (you know the one, half crouch with a leg sticking out and a fist in the ground) and the hammer hit the tail rotor. Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (anj39) 142
I had a friend in college, Lars, who had a brother named Thor and one named Odin. I thought he was goofing on me at first.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (flINI) 143
The "Symbionese Liberation Army" was the gang of misfits who kidnapped Patty Hearst.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (EZebt) 144
I dunno, the Obi-Wan is pretty good at 4:55. Intriguing face.
Makes a sort of sense that Japan would like the more serious OT than the silliness of say, the prequels. Desperate battle. Sword fights. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:34 PM (CsVWE) 145
I believe Bill Maher needs to lay off of the weed.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 06, 2023 10:34 PM (Jg7EG) 146
Posted by: Pug Mahon Misses Cody WY at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (UQUAY)
* * * * Cody is nice, but not this time of year. Especially enjoyed the Center of the West! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:34 PM (hPMYc) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (O6Dlm) 148
Samurai Jedi at 4:455 is no scruffy nerf herder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (dCQ+C) 149
Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison[i/]
Ve vant ze money, Lebowski!! Posted by: Brandon Clint Russell, nihilist at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (ZSK0i) 150
But there are a few images I really want to write stories around, like the one at 2:20.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:10 PM (dCQ+C) I'm amazed at the amount of work the creator put into that! Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (r46W7) 151
Thor Heyerdahl > Marvel Thor > Thorium > Lady Thor
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (lc5cP) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (CsVWE) Posted by: Brandon Clint Russell, nihilist at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (ZSK0i) 154
Laurel and Hardy dropping a piano down those long stairs > Ravi Shankar
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (O6Dlm) -------- Man, tough crowd. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (Qzn2/) 155
What does Trudeau say about illegal aliens?
Posted by: Guild Navigator at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl) 156
The brother is not a jerk. Having odd names handicaps you in life. Not fun to constantly have to spell your name.
I went to the article. The expectant mom is a nitwit who came up with the bizarre name because this pregnancy is about redemption, accepting her body and her flaws, and a bunch of other "feelings" nonsense. Of course she appears to be single and unable to understand the seriousness of parenthood.It also appears that she's a stripper. Not sure who will look after the baby while she's at the pole. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (0Htd1) 157
The "Symbionese Liberation Army" was the gang of misfits who kidnapped Patty Hearst.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (EZebt) Yeah but didn't one or more die in a shootout/house fire? Or was that some other revolutionary army casualty? Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (emlEe) 158
Caesars don't fear the Barroon.
Posted by: BOC at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (SYTee) 159
148 Samurai Jedi at 4:455 is no scruffy nerf herder.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (dCQ+C) I dunno, I could believe that Chewie was a Nerf. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (CsVWE) 160
1:17 gives off a good anime steam punk vibe
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (dCQ+C) 161
I wish someone would bring me a pickup load of composted cow manure. It improves my garden environment.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:30 PM (dTFZY) Well, the residue left after the cow shit has been "digested" in the methane capture tank will have all the nutrients that plants crave. Plants cannot uptake carbon from the soil. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:37 PM (dCQ+C) 163
Heterodyne Orrery -- that's the final name and I'm sticking with it. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2023 10:37 PM (pNxlR) 164
I had a friend in boy scouts named Olaf, and he was pretty chunky and, I guess not surprisingly, he looked and acted exactly like you would expect an Olaf to act.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:37 PM (r46W7) 165
Not withstanding the Giant Vader, there are a lot of good Vader drawings in there.
You said this was from an anime? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:38 PM (CsVWE) 166
I can't take it any longer, first Ole is prefixed and now, "good taste", here it is.
Oleo, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQpcWXMUUN8 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:38 PM (Hk1yf) 167
Is that... Twiggy at 2:30? Wrong series!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:39 PM (CsVWE) 168
Then at 5:25 we have lurking in the background a robo-baboon
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:39 PM (dCQ+C) 169
Yeah but didn't one or more die in a shootout/house fire? Or was that some other revolutionary army casualty?
Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (emlEe) A couple of SLA members got out the front door and were fatally shot by police. The rest died one way or another inside from smoke inhalation, burns or by gunshot. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at February 06, 2023 10:39 PM (ZSK0i) Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:39 PM (anj39) 171
95 Memo to Eric Adams: we don't want your wetbacks, either.
Signed: Canada Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Justine likes to dress up, so he can don a sombrero when he welcomes them. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (0Htd1) 172
What kind of syrup goes with atomwaffles?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (63Dwl) 173
What does Trudeau say about illegal aliens?
Posted by: Guild Navigator at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (63Dwl) Oh, I'm sure he wants to suck their dicks. But he is not Canada. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (tkR6S) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (dCQ+C) 175
Not fun to constantly have to spell your name.
---- Yep. My given name isn't complicated but people constantly misspell either the first name or last name or both. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (BpYfr) 176
132 Oh, BK is doing the aesthetic overhaul of their restaurants? That must mean they're circling the drain.
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 06, 2023 10:31 PM (wNDOJ) A bunch of the Booger Kings around here in central Iowa have closed in the past couple of years. Posted by: a.moron at February 06, 2023 10:41 PM (F6Xpw) 177
>> Of course she appears to be single and unable to understand the seriousness of parenthood.It also appears that she's a stripper. Not sure who will look after the baby while she's at the pole.
Posted by: nerdygirl I think anyone who posts a question on AITA is probably an A by default. Apparently, the whole family has issues. That said, I think Redemption would be an OK middle name. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 10:41 PM (O6Dlm) 178
Oleo,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQpcWXMUUN8 Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:38 PM (Hk1yf) Oleo-resin flavorings are a thing: Oleoresins are prepared from spices, such as basil, capsicum (paprika), cardamom, celery seed, cinnamon bark, clove bud, fenugreek, fir balsam, ginger, jambu, labdanum, mace, marjoram, nutmeg, parsley, pepper (black/white), pimenta (allspice), rosemary, sage, savory (summer/winter), thyme, turmeric, vanilla, and West Indian bay leaves. The solvents used are nonaqueous and may be polar (alcohols) or nonpolar (hydrocarbons, carbon dioxide).[4 Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:41 PM (CsVWE) 179
What does Trudeau say about illegal aliens?
He's fine with them as long as they're heading south. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 10:42 PM (Bd6X8) 180
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 10:43 PM (R4xvm) 181
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Yep. My given name isn't complicated but people constantly misspell either the first name or last name or both. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel -------------------------------------- Just keep your kin out of my walls. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:43 PM (Hk1yf) 182
Yep. My given name isn't complicated but people constantly misspell either the first name or last name or both.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (BpYfr) Well, professor is the correct way to spell it, isn't it? Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 10:43 PM (Angsy) 183
You have to watch out for the Sybianese Liberation Army. They have fanatical cavalry troops.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (cupoy) 184
147 131 Ravi Shankar >
Laurel and Hardy dropping a piano down those long stairs > Ravi Shankar Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (O6Dlm) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (aA3+G) 185
Thor had it all, beautiful girlfriend, rich future inlaws, sports car, etc. As Walter Becker said in Surf And Or Die, the laws of gravity caught up with him.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (MF3yS) 186
140 *waves to Eris*
Care to look at the video I posted? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:33 PM (dCQ+C) --- Do I dare? Where is it? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ) 187
A bunch of the Booger Kings around here in central Iowa have closed in the past couple of years.
Posted by: a.moron at February 06, 2023 10:41 PM (F6Xpw) ----------- Good. To hell with them and their Gayburgers. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (Qzn2/) 188
174 No no no
The art AI Midjourney this Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:40 PM (dCQ+C) Huh, I should have looked at the video desc. There is some good stuff in there. Imagery used to tell a story all on it's own is powerful. It is something say Zack Snyder knew. Marvel USED to know it. 300 for Snyder and... I'd pick from Marvel probably the scene of Cap against the entire Thanos army from Endgame (which had other problems, admittedly.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (CsVWE) 189
If women ever discover the strap wrench, men's days as kitchen appliances are OVER!
Posted by: Zettai Oh, strap 'wrench'. My bad. Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (R4xvm) 190
Word to the wise: if your loved one is checking into another facility when they leave the hospital, ALWAYS be sure that you will be arriving at the second facility well before 5:00 pm.
We got to the “skilled nursing facility” (Alzheimer’s home + rehab) at 6:00, and the place had already gone dark. And the crack night staff didn’t have a clue what was going on. Thankfully the nursing director showed up – otherwise, Rebecca and I would be spending the night in a drab, cramped room with no recliner for mama to sleep in. I made some phone calls…. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (3i2Bl) 191
Burger King was the source of food poisoning when I was a teenager. Never have been able to forgive them for that, and I've not eaten there since I realized their food made me sick.
Sorry not sorry to see them and their ghey king go by the wayside. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (hPMYc) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (dCQ+C) 193
Do I dare?
Where is it? Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:44 PM (Dc2NZ) It is pretty good. @ anna's 46. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:46 PM (CsVWE) 194
What does Trudeau say about illegal aliens?
"Damn it! My ol man booted you out of his country. Don't come here!" Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:46 PM (anj39) 195
"what does the babies father have to say about the names?"
well it'll be a while before he makes parole, so we're not worried about that. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 10:46 PM (r46W7) 196
I made some phone calls….
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (3i2Bl) How is she doing? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:46 PM (CsVWE) 197
People look way too deeply into names for meanings.
Posted by: Sudden Mather, Puritan and Premature Ejaculation sufferer at February 06, 2023 10:47 PM (cupoy) 198
197 People look way too deeply into names for meanings.
Posted by: Sudden Mather, Puritan and Premature Ejaculation sufferer at February 06, 2023 10:47 PM (cupoy) They sure do!!! Posted by: Mike Hunt at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (r46W7) 199
I made some phone calls….
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (3i2Bl) * * * * The journey continues! Glad you are there as patient advocate for your daughter. Prayers continue for you all! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (hPMYc) 200
Yep. My given name isn't complicated but people constantly misspell either the first name or last name or both.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Women have it rough, there. There's really only one way to spell "Mike" or "Pete". Two for John/Jon. How many ways are there to spell Sheri/Cherrie/Sherry/etc? Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (P1f+c) 201
Dad once told me he wanted to name me Jasper. Luckily, Mom vetoed that.
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (geLO8) 202
People look way too deeply into names for meanings.
Posted by: Sudden Mather, Puritan and Premature Ejaculation sufferer at February 06, 2023 10:47 PM (cupoy) ------------ White eyes speak truth. Posted by: Fucking Dogs at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (Qzn2/) 203
Say my name.
Posted by: Heisenberg at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (SYTee) 204
Good evening, Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (qpPdw) 205
191 Burger King was the source of food poisoning when I was a teenager. Never have been able to forgive them for that, and I've not eaten there since I realized their food made me sick.
Sorry not sorry to see them and their ghey king go by the wayside. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (hPMYc) You too? I was pregnant when I got food poisoning from one of their burgers and ended up in the hospital. I swear this is the reason my daughter has so many health issues. Posted by: Moki at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (JrN/x) 206
"American names don't mean shit"
_Butch Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (Hk1yf) 207
"You think you have problems!" - Major Major Major
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (dCQ+C) 208
People look way too deeply into names for meanings.
Posted by: Sudden Mather, Puritan and Premature Ejaculation sufferer at February 06, 2023 10:47 PM (cupoy) They sure do!!! Posted by: Mike Hunt at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (r46W7) *** Dude Posted by: Mike Litoris at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (flINI) 209
"Patti Hearst, Tanya, was SLA"
************ In 1979 I was an engineer aboard a Gulf Oil VLCC tanker carrying Alaska crude to Panama. We were the first vessel to to discharge to the Trans Panama pipeline. Panama strongman Omar Torrijos showed up for a ribbon cutting ceremony/reception. Patty Hearst and her bodyguard/boyfriend were part of Torrijos' entourage. She was hanging with the Torrijos family while recovering from her SLA adventure. Posted by: Cosda at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (6TWy6) 210
People look way too deeply into names for meanings.
Posted by: Sudden Mather, Puritan and Premature Ejaculation sufferer Speak for yourself. Posted by: Judge Learned Hand at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (P1f+c) 211
205 191 Burger King was the source of food poisoning when I was a teenager. Never have been able to forgive them for that, and I've not eaten there since I realized their food made me sick.
Sorry not sorry to see them and their ghey king go by the wayside. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:45 PM (hPMYc) You too? I was pregnant when I got food poisoning from one of their burgers and ended up in the hospital. I swear this is the reason my daughter has so many health issues. Posted by: Moki at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (JrN/x) Arby's was always the culprit in my home town. And of course, Taco Bell. Taco Bell is a food safety nightmare. I never go in the store if I can avoid it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (CsVWE) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (tkR6S) 213
Posted by: Anna Puma
19 seconds in: orange guy's leg is not connected! 1:25 omg, look at her fingers! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 06, 2023 10:52 PM (0KLaH) Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:52 PM (P1f+c) 215
If you want to see maximum cuteness, Girl With the Dogs's second channel has her grooming a Shi Tzu puppy. (Grooming in the good sense.)
https://tinyurl.com/994f4d8e Caution: she squees a lot. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2023 10:52 PM (rh25V) 216
You too? I was pregnant when I got food poisoning from one of their burgers and ended up in the hospital. I swear this is the reason my daughter has so many health issues.
Posted by: Moki at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (JrN/x) * * * * How awful! I was sick in bed and slept for three days. Fortunately, no long term ill effects. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 06, 2023 10:52 PM (hPMYc) 217
You know, the image at 5:00 kind of sets the stage for a FAR better set of prequels. Damn, that image alone is already about 1000x better than what we got.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:53 PM (CsVWE) 218
Shi Tzu is that a dog or some type of food poisoning?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 10:53 PM (aA3+G) 219
Quote I
"If you're part of today's woke revolution, you need to study the part of revolutions where they spin out of control because the revolutionaries get so drunk on their own purifying elixir, they imagine they can reinvent the very nature of human beings," Bill Maher Maher nails it. The college faculty councils and their brainwashed students and former students believe they can reprogram and suppress human traits that were built-in to us over tens of thousands of years. Yet they do not see that they have failed to reprogram themselves out of tribalism, war on non-believers, and the desire to be the kings of humanity. Posted by: Gref at February 06, 2023 10:54 PM (AMIL/) 220
Fast food places are a last resort for me, with one exception, In 'N Out Burger.
Always prepared in a clean environment, out in the open, not hidden behind a wall. The staff are always the friendliest. The food is very very good. We try to go a couple times a month. Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 10:54 PM (jTmQV) 221
People look way too deeply into names for meanings.
Posted by: Sudden Mather, Puritan and Premature Ejaculation sufferer at February 06, 2023 10:47 PM (cupoy) They sure do!!! Posted by: Mike Hunt at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (r46W7) *** Dude Posted by: Mike Litoris at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (flINI) *** No shitl Posted by: Hugh Janus at February 06, 2023 10:54 PM (anj39) 222
Aetius
Would have been a far far better Episode VII Setting the stage. The ghost of Darth haunting Luke as he tries to teach Ben the ways of the Force. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:55 PM (dCQ+C) 223
Also, dried kelp snacks are fucking disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (CsVWE) Symbianese Liberation Army The SDS spawned the Weather Underground. Who bought us obama Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 10:55 PM (xhaym) 224
Dude Posted by: Mike Litoris at February 06, 2023 10:51 PM (flINI) *** No shitl Posted by: Hugh Janus at February 06, 2023 10:54 PM (anj39) ----------- This is ridiculous. Posted by: Heywood Jablome at February 06, 2023 10:56 PM (Qzn2/) 225
There was a BK in my hometown that used to be the best burgers around. Not for a long time though.
Sigh... Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 10:56 PM (anj39) 226
And seriously what kind of name is that?
Ben Solo? You mean he is always alone when he goes on adventures? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:57 PM (dCQ+C) 227
You know the meanest dog in my experience, far worse than any other dog I have ever encountered? Chows. I have seen Pit Bulls that are big puppies.
This one site lists Saint Bernards as mean. Damn you Steven King! The worst I have ever seen a Saint Bernard do is sit on other dogs. Or knock over their owners when they dog a side swipe pet. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:57 PM (CsVWE) 228
When I was listening to a lot of Ravi Shankar I was also listening to a lot of Bob Marley.
I've seen Shankar but not Marley. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 10:57 PM (EZebt) 229
Posted by: Anna Puma
19 seconds in: orange guy's leg is not connected! 1:25 omg, look at her fingers! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron Fingers, heck, why is there a third arm growing out of her belly? Also I think the background characters in that shot illegally migrated from Sakura Wars. This was AI-generated art? Hopefully we won't see AI doctors for a while. I like my parts attached, and in the normal places. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:58 PM (P1f+c) 230
I remember watching the SLA denouement on TV, live. Was one of the first times something like that was broadcast, I think.
Also remember the ground and helicopter TV coverage of the Watts riots, which I'm pretty sure was the very first big event live coverage like that. We could get a few of the LA stations. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2023 10:58 PM (OTzUX) 231
Sorry, Anna, I'm just not a fan of anime character design.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 06, 2023 10:58 PM (Dc2NZ) 232
The Vader at 5:50 is very good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:58 PM (CsVWE) 233
My given name isn't complicated but people constantly misspell either the first name or last name or both.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel First name is routinely butchered and has been my entire life. It's why I go by "Tony" much of the time. Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 10:59 PM (R4xvm) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:59 PM (dCQ+C) 235
Kock gonna back a cuck?
AFP CEO Emily Seidel wrote that the new approach springs from some "hard truths." "The Republican Party is nominating bad candidates who are advocating for things that go against core American principles. And the American people are rejecting them...If we want to elect better people, we need better candidates. And if we want better candidates, we’ve got to get involved in elections earlier and in more primaries." Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (DK4U1) 236
@224 stop it, grow up
Signed , Buster Hymen Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (StQQf) 237
Shi Tzu is that a dog or some type of food poisoning?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Could be both. Posted by: Xi Jinping at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (dCQ+C) 239
Shankar would never beat Santino.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (ZTJjv) 240
My niece and her husband wanted to name their baby something Norwegian because his mother is from Norway. They had just about decided on Ole, until they remembered they live in New Mexico and everyone would think it was Olé. They went with something else instead.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2023 10:16 PM (dTFZY) "with milk"? Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (xhaym) 241
Bill Maher must not be familiar with the Frankenstein story.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 11:01 PM (63Dwl) 242
"The Republican Party is nominating bad candidates who are advocating for things that go against core American principles. And the American people are rejecting them...If we want to elect better people, we need better candidates. And if we want better candidates, we’ve got to get involved in elections earlier and in more primaries."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 06, 2023 11:00 PM (DK4U1) Not surprising. Listening to this particular set of assholes is part of what got us here. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:02 PM (CsVWE) 243
Something that amuses me is when people with less than a thorough command of language misspell their kids' names
Anfernee Antwon Deekan are some examples I've come across Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:02 PM (geLO8) 244
I had a friend in college, Lars, who had a brother named Thor and one named Odin. I thought he was goofing on me at first.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report High school buddy was Knute. he was a big hit with the ladies. Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 11:02 PM (R4xvm) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 11:02 PM (dCQ+C) 246
Shi Tzu is that a dog or some type of food poisoning? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian It's that Chinaman who wrote a book about war dogs. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 11:03 PM (63Dwl) 247
Got a Burger King, years ago, that was so bad my dog wouldn't eat it. Past couple of years being inundated with coupons and cheap I succumbed.
The burgers were tolerable until they increased the price more than 25%. Nope. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:03 PM (Hk1yf) 248
I remember watching the SLA denouement on TV, live. Was one of the first times something like that was broadcast, I think.
Also remember the ground and helicopter TV coverage of the Watts riots, which I'm pretty sure was the very first big event live coverage like that. We could get a few of the LA stations. Posted by: rhomboid So glad my folks moved us from SoCal in 75. All that crap was some weird sh*t. Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2023 11:03 PM (YJQJ8) 249
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Gin Slag at February 06, 2023 11:04 PM (Qzn2/) 250
High school buddy was Knute. he was a big hit with the ladies. Posted by: Tonypete Rockne baby Rockne baby all night long. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 11:05 PM (63Dwl) 251
What's this I hear about Burger Crap going out of biz?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 11:05 PM (flINI) 252
Sho Tsu is where pandas go to the bathroom.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 06, 2023 11:05 PM (ZTJjv) 253
>>> So glad my folks moved us from SoCal in 75. All that crap was some weird sh*t.
Posted by: Infidel --------------------- It'll never happen again. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:06 PM (Hk1yf) 254
250
High school buddy was Knute. he was a big hit with the ladies. Posted by: Tonypete Rockne baby Rockne baby all night long. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 11:05 PM (63Dwl) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 11:06 PM (aA3+G) 255
High school buddy was Knute. he was a big hit with the ladies.
Posted by: Tonypete ---------- The "holding back the tide" trick always impressed the chicks. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 11:06 PM (Qzn2/) 256
I can no longer state, 'I don't know anybody who likes Ravi Shankar'
Posted by: esteban jo at February 06, 2023 11:07 PM (dVqNn) 257
I remember asking the question back during the BLM acts of love: was this worse than the 70s and someone mentioned that it wasn't.
I wonder if that calculus has changed? Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:07 PM (CsVWE) 258
Anfernee
Antwon Deekan are some examples I've come across Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:02 PM (geLO Well, they are spelled right if you assume they are written in Ebonics. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:08 PM (tkR6S) 259
I went to the article. The expectant mom is a nitwit who came up with the bizarre name because this pregnancy is about redemption, accepting her body and her flaws, and a bunch of other "feelings" nonsense. Of course she appears to be single and unable to understand the seriousness of parenthood.It also appears that she's a stripper. Not sure who will look after the baby while she's at the pole.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 10:36 PM (0Htd1) I used to issue wage garnishments in a collections job. Mothers, do you children a solid favor and name them a boring, commonplace name that makes them hard to find in databases. You can always give them a colorful nickname if you need to. I had a great-uncle named Hen, for example. Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 11:08 PM (xhaym) 260
A child with a rare name may be forced to respell and repronounce their name to others over and over again
--- I'm grateful to my parents for naming me Hey You. It sometimes complicates things if I'm waiting for to be called in at a restaurant, but it was always fine at work. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2023 11:08 PM (xFD/0) Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 06, 2023 11:09 PM (a4EWo) 262
Well, they are spelled right if you assume they are written in Ebonics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:08 PM (tkR6S) How bout La-a? Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2023 11:09 PM (AmoqO) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 11:10 PM (63Dwl) 264
I can no longer state, 'I don't know anybody who likes Ravi Shankar'
Posted by: esteban jo at February 06, 2023 11:07 PM (dVqNn) === I will say, that the concert was longer than I would have liked. Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 11:11 PM (EZebt) 265
Someone uses Midjourney to recreate Star Wars anime style.
https://youtu.be/ylncZWFvTlE But there are a few images I really want to write stories around, like the one at 2:20. Posted by: Anna Puma At 3:00, it drew an asymmetric fighter. Star Wars has a few of those, like the B-wing. So it did figure out "star wars art style". Then at 4:35, it just M.C. Eschered five TIE fighter wings onto a mini death star. Derp. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 11:11 PM (P1f+c) 266
I liked Lizzos dress. It hid 95% of her. Something that rarely happens.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 06, 2023 11:11 PM (2NHgQ) 267
Ok, odd names in my family tree:
Biagio (not sure on the spelling, My Grandmas father. Sicilian.) Hulda Frobel Adolph (born well before the time of troubles) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:12 PM (CsVWE) 268
I can no longer state, 'I don't know anybody who likes Ravi Shankar'
Posted by: esteban jo at February 06, 2023 11:07 PM (dVqNn) === I will say, that the concert was longer than I would have liked. Posted by: San Franpsycho SF, are you sure Ravi wasn't simply tuning up for three hours? Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 11:12 PM (R4xvm) 269
Please to identify specific "core American principles" involved.
Hilarious, in a pathetic way. Just glanced at ace's quick hits, the pull quote from French is just astonishingly vapid crap of the sort that - incredibly - people get paid to vomit up, and that voters (far too many) tolerate spilling from the mediocre maws of the political class. In any case, "principles" are usually a vague abstract level of empty discussion for those unable to think about or discuss actual real policy issues. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2023 11:12 PM (OTzUX) 270
The summer of love (2020) was bad enough but during the time of the SLA there were a lot of operations against banks and police that were successful. There was a case where an assassin stopped his car on I280, scampered down the embankment to the Ingleside SFPD precinct and killed the night duty officer.
The whole system was under attack. Pretty much like now, except the attackers are now in charge and sitting in positions of high office. Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 11:12 PM (jTmQV) 271
I liked Lizzos dress. It hid 95% of her. Something that rarely happens.
So you found the missing mass of the universe? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 11:13 PM (dCQ+C) 272
I liked Lizzos dress. It hid 95% of her. Something that rarely happens.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 06, 2023 11:11 PM (2NHgQ) *** Did you see the Chinese Spy Balloon that introduced her? Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at February 06, 2023 11:13 PM (flINI) 273
first, we'll get'em on the run and
when we get'em on the run we're gonna go, go, go... I never learned the words to the break down the locker room walls speech. Matriculate or it's punt city after 3 downs. Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:14 PM (3byMq) 274
Pretty much like now, except the attackers are now in charge and sitting in positions of high office.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 11:12 PM (jTmQV) I'd call that substantively worse. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:15 PM (CsVWE) 275
No, it's an Oly ad. You can just make out the kid peeing in the river at the bottom of the falls.
"It's the water, and a lot more." Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 06, 2023 10:17 PM (Angsy) Close, Oly was the beer they ran through the horse a couple of times. Posted by: Beartooth at February 06, 2023 11:15 PM (N52dd) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 06, 2023 11:16 PM (Khgxe) 277
Anfernee
Antwon Deekan are some examples I've come across Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:02 PM (geLO Le-a. Ledasha. For real. Posted by: RickZ at February 06, 2023 11:16 PM (emlEe) 278
This was AI-generated art? Hopefully we won't see AI doctors for a while. I like my parts attached, and in the normal places.
Posted by: mikeski I particularly like the Japanese text :45, :51, 1:45,... It just makes shit up. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 11:17 PM (O6Dlm) 279
Anfernee
Antwon Deekan are some examples I've come across Posted by: DB Le-a. Ledasha. For real. Posted by: RickZ Darvon Meconium (I shit you not) Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 11:18 PM (R4xvm) 280
My Dad like to joke about almost naming my brother Dinwiddie. I have no idea why he liked that name.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 11:18 PM (r46W7) 281
I can no longer state, 'I don't know anybody who likes Ravi Shankar'
Posted by: esteban jo at February 06, 2023 11:07 PM (dVqNn) I had a Ravi Shankar and Yehudi Menuhin duet on cd, Sitar and Violin, that I liked at one time. Lost it along time go. Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2023 11:19 PM (AmoqO) 282
>Ledasha. For real.
Posted by: RickZ Hundreds of years ago, I did a stint as a stepfather. Kid had a schoolmate named Latrina. Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:19 PM (geLO8) 283
Well, back to work. Good night all and thanks for the ONT MH.
A moron comments on the overnight thread. Is the comment on the thread, or is the thread made of comments. He screams because he does not know. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 11:20 PM (O6Dlm) 284
Hundreds of years ago, I did a stint as a stepfather. Kid had a schoolmate named Latrina.
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:19 PM (geLO ----------- I don't get it. Posted by: Commodus at February 06, 2023 11:21 PM (Qzn2/) 285
Le-a.
Ledasha. For real. Posted by: RickZ I wonder. I've met two nurses who worked at the hospital when she was born. They didn't work at the same hospital. Or live in the same state. "Too good to check," though. Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 11:21 PM (P1f+c) 286
Dad wanted to name me Tabitha. Mom put the kabosh on that.
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2023 11:21 PM (YJQJ8) 287
but for sheer entertainment value, nothing beats celebrity baby names
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:21 PM (geLO8) 288
Night TIJM.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:22 PM (CsVWE) 289
271 I liked Lizzos dress. It hid 95% of her. Something that rarely happens.
So you found the missing mass of the universe? Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 11:13 PM (dCQ+C) Dark matter Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2023 11:22 PM (AmoqO) 290
264 I can no longer state, 'I don't know anybody who likes Ravi Shankar'
Posted by: esteban jo at February 06, 2023 11:07 PM (dVqNn) === Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 06, 2023 11:11 PM (EZebt) What Mis Hum heard. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 06, 2023 11:22 PM (aA3+G) 291
Storage yard a few blocks down the road is having an auction Wednesday. I went into the office and asked a few questions. Like time it starts. They have a boat and an RV that will go under the hammer, and about 4 storage units.
I asked the plump gal at the desk, "Will I be on TV?" She giggled, and said, "probably not". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:23 PM (tkR6S) 292
One of my classmates in college was Thomas Thomas Thomas. We called him 'Triple'.
He always said "One of these days I'm gonna kill my parents." He was kidding. I think. Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 11:23 PM (R4xvm) 293
I mean, whaddya do if your famous parent names you Snorkel of Flemdep?
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:23 PM (geLO8) 294
"I'd call that substantively worse."
And here we are. We have people serving in congress who want to destroy us. We have little faith in elections. We have a couple of highly compromised dipshits as POTUS and VP. They don't even pretend to be in charge. We have schools that don't teach, courtrooms that don't dispense justice, hospitals that no one trusts, police that don't arrest, DA that don't prosecute, the list goes on and on. I turned on the news today and all 4 major news sources were broadcasting easily discredited lies. If I were prone to despair, I would, but I'm not. Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 11:25 PM (jTmQV) 295
I mean, whaddya do if your famous parent names you Snorkel of Flemdep?
Posted by: DB Legally change your name as soon as you turn 18. Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2023 11:25 PM (YJQJ8) 296
292 One of my classmates in college was Thomas Thomas Thomas. We called him 'Triple'.
He always said "One of these days I'm gonna kill my parents." He was kidding. I think. Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2023 11:23 PM (R4xvm) Triple T is good. T3 T(cubed) Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:26 PM (CsVWE) 297
I mean, whaddya do if your famous parent names you Snorkel of Flemdep?
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:23 PM (geLO Well, you glory in the attention it brings you, and the doors it opens because you are _____'s offspring. And you get your friends to call you "Chip". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:26 PM (tkR6S) 298
T3 was the girl Terminator, right?
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:27 PM (geLO8) 299
One of my classmates in college was Thomas Thomas Thomas. We called him 'Triple'.
Posted by: Tonypete If he was Catholic, did he pick the correct Confirmation name? It could have upgraded him to "Quad." Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 11:27 PM (P1f+c) 300
If I were prone to despair, I would, but I'm not.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 11:25 PM (jTmQV) Eh, agreed. I try not to black pill myself. I hate licorice. On the other hand, having much knowledge of history, and this seems normal. From about 1776-1988 was the anomaly. It was rare and precious. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:28 PM (CsVWE) 301
If he was Catholic, did he pick the correct Confirmation name? It could have upgraded him to "Quad."
Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 11:27 PM (P1f+c) Or "Homer". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:28 PM (tkR6S) 302
John J. John. Yep, middle name too. Enlisted in the Navy in mid 69s, caught hell in bootcamp.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 11:29 PM (MF3yS) 303
Apparently the Tractor Supply Feed is low in protein or specific nutrients. One site claims it is deficient in Lysine and another thinks it is just low in protein. The both figure that the Tractor Supply feed is pretty poor feed, and it is worth it to spend a little more
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 11:29 PM (xhaym) 304
298 T3 was the girl Terminator, right?
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:27 PM (geLO Yep, with the inflatable boobs. Who, from a functionality standpoint was far inferior to the T-1000 of T2. That is the sad part, they keep trying to outdo the last, but it seems like Cameron peaked with that concept. Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (CsVWE) 305
Mid 60s, dangit.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (MF3yS) 306
I am incoherent and should go to bed. Night.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (xhaym) Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (3byMq) 308
Setting the stage. The ghost of Darth haunting Luke as he tries to teach Ben the ways of the Force. Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:55 PM (dCQ+C) In Robot Chicken, Darth Vader got sick of Jar Jar hanging around, so he shoved him out an airlock. After that the shiny ghost of Jar Jar haunted him, by hanging out by his bed while he tried to sleep and dancing and laughing. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 11:31 PM (r46W7) 309
Apparently the Tractor Supply Feed is low in protein or specific nutrients. One site claims it is deficient in Lysine and another thinks it is just low in protein. The both figure that the Tractor Supply feed is pretty poor feed, and it is worth it to spend a little more
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 11:29 PM (xhaym) Let the chickens eat bugs, to make up the protein deficiency. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:31 PM (tkR6S) 310
Ray J. Johnson, Jr.
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:32 PM (geLO8) 311
Rancher, 73, is charged with murder on his Arizona land after shooting dead Mexican, 48, who had history of illegal crossings into US and multiple deportations: Judge refuses to reduce $1M bail_DM
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:32 PM (Hk1yf) 312
Isn't Evan a form of John?
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (3byMq) It is. Welsh, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:32 PM (tkR6S) 313
Ron DeSantis seizes CONTROL of Disney's Reedy Creek Improvement District - and will force woke firm to repay $700M debt, pay taxes and be renamed
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:33 PM (Hk1yf) 314
Legally change your name as soon as you turn 18. Posted by: Infidel There was a guy named Shithead Merriwether. When he turned 18 he changed it to Shithead Jones. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 06, 2023 11:33 PM (63Dwl) 315
Night Kindltot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 11:33 PM (CsVWE) 316
293 I mean, whaddya do if your famous parent names you Snorkel of Flemdep?
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:23 PM (geLO I was watching Tony Robinson "Walking through Britain" this weekend (he walks and narrates, he's always fun) and at one point he comes to an old ruined castle in Wales and says "this was built by a man with one of the best names in English History - Whizzo the Flem." Real person. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 11:34 PM (r46W7) 317
306 I am incoherent and should go to bed. Night.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM I never let that stop me. Maybe I should. Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2023 11:34 PM (AmoqO) 318
Let the chickens eat bugs, to make up the protein deficiency.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:31 PM (tkR6S) My uncle had 10 yardbirds on his wooded property. Could sit on his porch in the summer and not one mosquito bite. They eat shit tons of bugs. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 11:35 PM (i0Kzs) 319
another stupid trend in names is inserting an apostrophe in your first name at random
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:36 PM (geLO8) 320
Didn't someone post a rolling chicken coop the other day?
Posted by: Infidel at February 06, 2023 11:36 PM (YJQJ8) 321
312 Isn't Evan a form of John?
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (3byMq) It is. Welsh, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:32 PM (tkR6S) Surprisingly close to Ivan. If you treat the "v" like a "w", they're much like Juan. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 11:37 PM (r46W7) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:39 PM (Hk1yf) 323
Rancher, 73, is charged with murder on his Arizona land after shooting dead Mexican, 48,
Posted by: Braenyard Murder? Shouldn't shooting a dead Mexican be "abuse of a corpse" or whatever Arizona calls it? Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 11:40 PM (P1f+c) 324
311 Rancher, 73, is charged with murder on his Arizona land after shooting dead Mexican, 48, who had history of illegal crossings into US and multiple deportations: Judge refuses to reduce $1M bail_DM
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:32 PM (Hk1yf) Murder?! he was already dead!! Posted by: a dude in MI at February 06, 2023 11:41 PM (+I6Y/) 325
another stupid trend in names is inserting an apostrophe in your first name at random
Posted by: DB at February 06, 2023 11:36 PM (geLO Or in the name of your entire tribe. Ts'elxwéyeqw Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:41 PM (tkR6S) 326
From the adventures in the kitchen article:
"It completely put me off. But my biggest pet peeve is probably the price of food - maybe I'm just stingy. It actually pains my miserly self to fork out $20 for a meal when I know I could cook a killer ribeye, potato and side dish at home for the same price, if not cheaper. This is very little value to be had in eating or drinking out. I'm grateful so many people despise cooking at home and come to my bar. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 11:42 PM (Zqeqr) 327
Mrs.D.went to school with a guy named Peter Purdy.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 11:43 PM (anj39) 328
How the White House was forced to get new desk chairs for 5ft 2in Kamala Harris -
------------------------------ Thought Giorgia Meloni looked cute with her feet dangling. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:44 PM (Hk1yf) 329
Or in the name of your entire tribe.
Ts'elxwéyeqw Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:41 PM (tkR6S) I heard that with a lot of clicks in it. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 11:44 PM (r46W7) 330
John J. John. Yep, middle name too. Enlisted in the Navy in mid 69s, caught hell in bootcamp.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2023 11:29 PM (MF3yS) Heh, I once worked for a guy named John John. No idea what his middle name was. Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at February 06, 2023 11:44 PM (hPQoV) 331
I heard that with a lot of clicks in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2023 11:44 PM (r46W7) In English, it is "Chilliwack", and is a large town at the head of the Fraser River lower valley. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:46 PM (tkR6S) 332
Mrs.D.went to school with a guy named Peter Purdy.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2023 11:43 PM (anj39)[/j] If you've never watched the show The IT Crowd, you owe it to yourself to watch the episode where Jen is dating a man named Peter File. With the British accents, hilarity ensues. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 11:47 PM (Zqeqr) 333
By all accounts, there are a lot of people named Richard Head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 11:49 PM (i0Kzs) 334
To beat this dead horse once more I'm still not seeing anywhere reported who is responsible for the reinstallation of fencing around the capitol.
Kev is SOH. Capitol Police unilaterally. Resident Joey Potato. Who and as importantly why? Many times the media is too obtuse to ask these simple questions. No surprise really but if not Kev that should be a problem and if Kev then speak up Mr. Speakah. Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:49 PM (3byMq) 335
Jen is dating a man named Peter File.
With the British accents, hilarity ensues. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 11:47 PM (Zqeqr) Peter File. For when the mohel leaves a rough edge. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:50 PM (tkR6S) 336
I figure you have to call eating out entertainment budget rather than food budget unless you are on the road for work. I don't get that much entertainment out of it. I spend most of my entertainment budget buying hay and grain etc for the equines.
Posted by: PaleRider at February 06, 2023 11:50 PM (3cGpq) 337
New product? They're out of stock currently:
https://www.lehmans.com /product /anthracite-coal/ Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 06, 2023 11:51 PM (llON8) 338
By all accounts, there are a lot of people named Richard Head.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 11:49 PM (i0Kzs) I knew one such. For real. He went by "Dick" for many years. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:52 PM (tkR6S) 339
I always laughed at the race car driver Dick Trickle. I mean wtf???
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 06, 2023 11:53 PM (VwHCD) 340
Meal prep is sort of a big deal in our house and it we share it equally, but sometimes it's nice to go out for lunch and leave that all to someone else. For instance, I love a good Rueben sandwich. For me to assemble all those ingredients just to make one sandwich is a bit of a task.
So, out we go. Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 06, 2023 11:53 PM (jTmQV) 341
My uncle had 10 yardbirds on his wooded property. Could sit on his porch in the summer and not one mosquito bite. They eat shit tons of bugs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 06, 2023 11:35 PM (i0Kzs) ------------ There's an Eric Clapton joke here somewhere but I'm too drunk to figure it out. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 06, 2023 11:54 PM (Qzn2/) 342
I also knew a Richard Head.
He actually strung tennis rackets and refitted golf clubs for a living. Nice guy and well known in the community. Somewhat related: what is the origin of the phrase "tighter than Dick's hatband"? Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2023 11:55 PM (Zqeqr) 343
Tourtiere was pretty good. Going to increase the quantities of spices next time, needed more oomph. Bottom crust was soft-ish, but not soggy, so just an egg wash might have sufficed. And the lettuce from the yard is really good. Might help that it's picked 40 minutes before being eaten.
And there's fencing around the Capitol again???? Clown country, clown society, clown electorate. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2023 11:58 PM (OTzUX) 344
30 Brandon Clint Russell, an alleged leader of the neo-Nazi terror group Atomwaffen Divison
Is he alluding to Notsis with The Bomb, or Notsis with really tiny small arms? Posted by: azjaeger at February 06, 2023 11:58 PM (3/XaG) 345
Cicero, any buzz in the OC about that grotesque murder of the cycling doc by the nutcase burbling racist insanity? Or you're not there except for your yachting activities?
Any "national conversation" about this incident? Which, if one does as is the norm now, and ignores the batshit crazy part and focuses on the crap he was spouting, is about the most spectacular "racist" and "hate crime" incident in many many years. Oh. Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:00 AM (OTzUX) 346
Is he alluding to Notsis with The Bomb, or Notsis with really tiny small arms?
Posted by: azjaeger at February 06, 2023 11:58 PM (3/XaG) He is probably not smart enough to understand the meaning of "allusion". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 12:01 AM (tkR6S) 347
And there's fencing around the Capitol again????
--------- Wonderful. A nation terrified of its own citizenry. It sounds so...Romanianish. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 12:01 AM (Qzn2/) Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:02 AM (OTzUX) 349
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Let's all hoist a cold one to Haile Selassie, holy deity sent to Earf for reggae music, knit caps and ganja. I am not intrigued enough to find out how the Rasta types justify why Selassie himself said he was flattered but he wasn't any sort of deity. Sort of a Life of Brian scenario Posted by: azjaeger at February 07, 2023 12:03 AM (3/XaG) 350
Cicero, any buzz in the OC about that grotesque murder of the cycling doc by the nutcase burbling racist insanity? Or you're not there except for your yachting activities?
--------- As far as I know it's been completely memory-holed. But black on white crime. Who would've predicted that? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 12:03 AM (Qzn2/) 351
Bill Maher must not be familiar with the Frankenstein story.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. He's familiar with it one demon at a time. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2023 12:04 AM (XF9Gj) 352
I am not intrigued enough to find out how the Rasta types justify why Selassie himself said he was flattered but he wasn't any sort of deity. Sort of a Life of Brian scenario
Posted by: azjaeger at February 07, 2023 12:03 AM (3/XaG) ---------- Hah! Mrs. Cicero snd I had this conversation earlier today and that was exactly the metaphor I used. Eerie, man. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 12:05 AM (Qzn2/) 353
Maybe GEOTUS will ask bigK like he talked about the cages with Joey.
"Who built the cages, Joe?" "Who put up the fencing Kev?" And why? Guess I'll not know tonight, so that's my last mention of this peculiar bullshit for this evening. Posted by: micky at February 07, 2023 12:07 AM (3byMq) 354
Selassie billed himself as "Lion of Judah, Elect of God, King of Kings of Ethiopia". Sounds special to me.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 07, 2023 12:08 AM (wrJpE) 355
LOL, so now the 'mediots' are saying that the Trump admin DID know about the Chinese Balloons, but they were reported to them as UFOs.
This tactic.... the Roswell Reversal Routine? Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 12:11 AM (oHd/0) 356
Selassie billed himself as "Lion of Judah, Elect of God, King of Kings of Ethiopia". Sounds special to me.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 07, 2023 12:08 AM (wrJpE) He's not the Elect of God, he's a very naughty boy. Posted by: Haile Selassie's Mom at February 07, 2023 12:11 AM (emlEe) Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 07, 2023 12:16 AM (tjZg/) 358
354 Selassie billed himself as "Lion of Judah, Elect of God, King of Kings of Ethiopia
--------- "Duke of Soul and Hardest Working Man in Show Business" Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 12:18 AM (Qzn2/) 359
Isn't Evan a form of John?
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (3byMq) It is. Welsh, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------- Then, there's 'Ivan'. I had a Ukrainian nurse while in the hospital, she insisted on calling me Ivan. Her husband's name is 'Igor'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2023 12:18 AM (hjwuP) 360
LOL, so now the 'mediots' are saying that the Trump admin DID know about the Chinese Balloons, but they were reported to them as UFOs. This tactic.... the Roswell Reversal Routine? Posted by: Romeo13 Balloon residue https://tinyurl.com/23n43p94 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2023 12:18 AM (63Dwl) 361
352 I am not intrigued enough to find out how the Rasta types justify why Selassie himself said he was flattered but he wasn't any sort of deity. Sort of a Life of Brian scenario
Posted by: azjaeger at February 07, 2023 12:03 AM (3/XaG) ---------- Hah! Mrs. Cicero snd I had this conversation earlier today and that was exactly the metaphor I used. Eerie, man. Python is a very large part of the worldview of a certain demographic of a certain age, which probably skews heavily towards people who like this site. Also they serve to illustrate the shoving leftwards of the Overton Window, as when they were functional they were the hippest of the hip lefties.for comedy, and the same material right now would be categorized as offensively extreme right wing humor mostly. Posted by: azjaeger at February 07, 2023 12:19 AM (3/XaG) 362
Ravi Shankar's daughter is Nora Jones.
True or am I making this up? Well, it is true. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at February 07, 2023 12:16 AM (tjZg/) If Nora Jones married Sun Ra, it would be a very quiet ceremony. No ra Ra. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 12:19 AM (tkR6S) 363
Off to watch the remainder of Matt Damon playing all southern Hillzabub Carol Shelby on FX.
Posted by: micky at February 07, 2023 12:19 AM (3byMq) 364
Haile can't you see, you're just not the guy for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Haile Selassie's mom Posted by: Fountains of Wayne at February 07, 2023 12:20 AM (Qzn2/) 365
If Nora Jones married Sun Ra, it would be a very quiet ceremony. No ra Ra. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon And No Ra Ra's sis, Boom Bah. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2023 12:24 AM (63Dwl) 366
Weird family names that keep reappearing: Barzilla is probably my favorite. Luckily, the only one with that name n this century was my sister's cat.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2023 12:24 AM (LOVUx) 367
358 354 Selassie billed himself as "Lion of Judah, Elect of God, King of Kings of Ethiopia
And the Rastas see him as messiah...but he got curbstomped.by Mussolini and the Italians. Who needed Germans to help them beat the Greeks. Kind of like viewing whoever got hammered by the 1962 Mets as a Hall of Famer Posted by: azjaeger at February 07, 2023 12:24 AM (3/XaG) 368
Barzilla is probably my favorite.
No disrespect to your family, but that would have been our slang for the big homely girl in the bar 40 years ago if we had heard of it Posted by: azjaeger at February 07, 2023 12:26 AM (3/XaG) 369
And No Ra Ra's sis, Boom Bah.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2023 12:24 AM (63Dwl) Go listen to the Johnny Carson bit on Sis Boom Bah. I couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76wzA2A2T1Q Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at February 07, 2023 12:27 AM (LOVUx) 370
Isn't Barzilla a brand of pasta?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2023 12:27 AM (63Dwl) 371
Eons ago I was at some fancy dinner, and a very classy and elegant gentleman at the table had this amazing ring - a black ebony square with a gold lion profile on it (sideways, holding a sword up, maybe? can't recall). I asked him about it.
He was some kind of royalty in Ethiopia, related to it that is. He was an Ethiopia specialist at the Library of Congress. So, "Lion of Judah". Beautiful ring. Surely real ebony and gold, too. Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:28 AM (OTzUX) 372
know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Haile Selassie's mom
Posted by: Fountains of Wayne You ain't never be Sellassie diction! Posted by: Substitute teacher Mr. Garvey at February 07, 2023 12:31 AM (XF9Gj) 373
azjaeger it was countries at different levels of development, so not really a peer-peer match-up.
Kind of related, I visited the British military cemetery outside Keren, in northern Eritrea, when I was vacationing there. The small actions in obscure theaters that the British conducted in WWII are fascinating to me. The Madagascar one is something I'd like to know more about. Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:31 AM (OTzUX) 374
So, "Lion of Judah". Beautiful ring. Surely real ebony and gold, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:28 AM (OTzUX) Do they use ebony ( a wood) in rings? I suppose one could. They also make rings from Alaska Black Diamond (specular hematite) which appears very black under reflected light. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 12:33 AM (tkR6S) 375
Let's hope this one one of the good teachers left. Teacher adopts student with medical problems. A year later boy is ring bearer foe she and her husband's wedding:
https://tinyurl.com/3d5sbjka Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2023 12:33 AM (5/Rnq) 376
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Yes indeed...A WHITE MALE E.R Doctor from Laguna Ca. Riding his bicycle to work... Run down by some BLACK DUDE from Long Beach (driving a Lexus no less) Oh yeah...gotta pump status without any REAL income or status cuz thats how they roll...who then turns around...exits his "status" and proceeds to KNIFE the Doctor to death while screaming some BLM doctrine talking points until bystanders took him down (though unfortunately..NOT DOWN ENOUGH.) Now taxpayers get to foot the bill for this POS in prison until he gets early release because...this is Commiefornia. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2023 12:34 AM (J00IM) 377
AOP I have no idea - could have been obsidian? Not real conversant with jewelry materials. It was beautiful shiny black with the gold lion mounted on top of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:36 AM (OTzUX) 378
azjaeger it was countries at different levels of development, so not really a peer-peer match-up.
Kind of related, I visited the British military cemetery outside Keren, in northern Eritrea, when I was vacationing there. The small actions in obscure theaters that the British conducted in WWII are fascinating to me. The Madagascar one is something I'd like to know more about. Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:31 AM (OTzUX) I know next to nothing about Mussolini's Ethiopian campaign. How did they get to Ethiopia? By ship, or by air? If the former, did England let their warships transit the Suez Canal? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 12:37 AM (tkR6S) 379
I though Bar-Zilla was some kind of Jewish female rite.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 12:38 AM (a4EWo) 380
For the cat people. A video of cats taking medicine. From SunnySkyz site:
https://tinyurl.com/bdcr7sx5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2023 12:38 AM (5/Rnq) 381
For the cat people. A video of cats taking medicine. From SunnySkyz site:
https://tinyurl.com/bdcr7sx5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2023 12:38 AM (5/Rnq) 382
Sorry. Computer snafu. Don't mean to post that twice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2023 12:39 AM (5/Rnq) 383
You have insomnia too, Fen?
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 12:41 AM (YJQJ8) 384
Try to imagine the insane firestorm of hysteria and race-baiting and racism and Nazi-like hectoring if the "races" of the two in Dana Point had been reversed.
There'd be DOJ goons camping out in OC, putting their sheriff and PDs under a microscope. And I'd guess half of the moonbat-clueless prosperous residents of the area would be out beclowning themselves with their idiotic ignorant moral narcissism. Vigils. Maybe Chik Fil-A could arranged a mass foot-washing for black people - who'd have to be imported from somewhere else - for the pious guilt-devoured coastal airheads to conduct. The works. Rename the place after the dead guy. I mean, Richard Henry Dana was white, right? Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:41 AM (OTzUX) 385
Commander Redskin Jones would be a good boys name.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 12:41 AM (Qy9+6) 386
Dana Point used to be a nice place.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 12:43 AM (YJQJ8) 387
I have a 2 pound chunk of Mahogany Obsidian from Oregon sitting on my bar where I prep for the ONT.
It is glass like and has edges that are razor sharp. May I not slit my throat with it should this Republic go any further down the toilet... Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2023 12:43 AM (J00IM) Posted by: the last to post at February 07, 2023 12:44 AM (XA0GD) 389
Good question, AOP. I'd say via the Canal. No other practical route - around the Horn would be fairly impractical. Don't know the policies at the Canal regarding belligerents at the time - but this was before the big war so possibly Italy had access to it. Italy was conducting a colonial war, so not in itself a problem for the UK.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:45 AM (OTzUX) 390
Isn't Barzilla a brand of pasta?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2023 12:27 AM (63Dwl) Only available in prison commissaries. Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2023 12:47 AM (emlEe) 391
Italy was conducting a colonial war, so not in itself a problem for the UK.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:45 AM (OTzUX) Both Libya and Somalia were Italian colonies at the time, right? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 12:48 AM (tkR6S) 392
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 12:41 AM (YJQJ8
Yes; I sometimes wake up too early. Advil PM helps but I've run out of it and Aswaghanda ( Indian herb() helps But I don't have that either. Someone in my congregation told me on Sunday that she had been eating a banana before bed and the potassium had helped, but whoops- none of those either. Anyway, I gotten to dislike the taste of bananas as I have gotten older Thanks for asking and I guess that was too much info. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2023 12:50 AM (5/Rnq) 393
Not at all Fen. Hope you can get some rest.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 12:52 AM (YJQJ8) 394
AOP, yes. I think Somalia was divided into two parts, an Italian part and a British part. And Eritrea had been an Italian colony since the 1890s.
Gastronomically, if you gotta be colonized, have it be by Italy (or France). Great Italian food, incredible espresso, in Eritrea when I was there. And the cultural legacy. Having lunch at a nice little roadside place outside Asmara one day, and a group of local bikers pulls up for their lunch. Nice, high-end Italian bikes and gear (I think "situational awareness" on road condition and debris had to be very high for those guys). Posted by: rhomboid at February 07, 2023 12:55 AM (OTzUX) 395
Thanks, dear.. I think if I read it will help . Goodnight
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2023 12:56 AM (5/Rnq) 396
Well, I am tired. Time for bed. My houseguests are departing in the early ayem, so I'd like to be up to wish them Happy Trails.
With the able assistance of one of them, I was finally able to get the back window installed in the '51 Studebaker two-door that decorates my side yard. Makes it look a tiny bit less like a wreck. Night, Horde. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 12:57 AM (tkR6S) 397
Sleep peacefully, Fen. I know people that swear by Serotonin.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 12:59 AM (a4EWo) 398
Try some Melitonin 5 mg tablets for sleep
A tea with Turmeric or dried mint, oregano, thyme and sage. All are loaded with potassium. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2023 01:01 AM (J00IM) 399
Melatonin
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2023 01:03 AM (J00IM) 400
Nightwatch, How are you doing? Is the job stressing you out? I mean that, and in conjunction with the death of the Republic. You seem down, you have friends in the Horde.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 01:08 AM (a4EWo) 401
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I get up every stinkin day...and go to work so as to keep my family in a home. Though with the cost of EVERYTHING being up 20 to 30%...and my paycheck falling behind that... Yeah...a tad bit of stress is where I'm at... Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2023 01:12 AM (J00IM) 402
Though with the cost of EVERYTHING being up 20 to 30%...and my paycheck falling behind that...
I knew Biden was going to be bad, but holy cow, I had no idea it would be like this. Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 01:15 AM (YJQJ8) 403
Same here, Infidel.
Knew bidet was a jerk and a fkup but didn't think his ego would allow himself to be controlled like he (obviously) has been. Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 01:20 AM (o0Fxd) 404
I am very sure there are many here amongst the Horde that are dealing with the same trials as I.
I have my faith...and if need be, I'll go to working 7 days a week if that is what it takes. Biden is killing the middle class...that is the plan after all. I'm not going down yet. Night Horde. Posted by: Nightwatch at February 07, 2023 01:22 AM (J00IM) 405
Isn't Evan a form of John?
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 11:30 PM (3byMq) It is. Welsh, I think. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Too many vowels. Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 01:22 AM (T4tVD) 406
Night, Nightwatch, don't be afraid to ask for help. I will be praying for you and so many others in the same predicament.
Night AOP Infidel, I hope that you are drinking a beer or two. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 01:28 AM (a4EWo) 407
Infidel, I hope that you are drinking a beer or two.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz lol, I am. Hope you are too. Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 01:28 AM (YJQJ8) 408
Knew bidet was a jerk and a fkup but didn't think his ego would allow himself to be controlled like he (obviously) has been.
Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 01:20 AM (o0Fxd) At this point, FJB thinks 'ego' is a frozen waffle brand. Besides, Dr. Jill's capable of handling The Family Business, with Hunter's help, of course. And James. That brother of mine comes in handy sometimes. Posted by: RickZ at February 07, 2023 01:29 AM (emlEe) 409
Having second thoughts about my early 'retirement'...
At first, I was kinda regretful about ending employment earlier than expected. Now that hubby is doing better, could've maybe stayed on Personal Leave instead and then gone back to w*rk?? Now, thinking: No. Even with inflation. Fk the fed, I'll draw down my funds until there's nothing left for them to steal. Can try to pay the taxes and utilities, etc... Grow the veggies and hunt for the meat. Will watch for a nice woodstove, something I can cook on. I dunno............ Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 01:31 AM (o0Fxd) 410
Whisky, Canadian, not my favorite, however, I didn't buy it, it was in the cellar booze box.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 01:33 AM (a4EWo) 411
Can try to pay the taxes and utilities, etc... Grow the veggies and hunt for the meat. Will watch for a nice woodstove, something I can cook on.
I dunno............ Posted by: JQ This. Lost my job at end of March. Have almost enough savings to last until I can get SS in Oct. It's just me, so I'm going to stick it out. The fed can pound sand. Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 01:34 AM (YJQJ8) 412
And I do have some retirement accts.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 01:36 AM (YJQJ8) 413
19 Also, dried kelp snacks are fucking disgusting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 06, 2023 10:05 PM (CsVWE) ---- Read that as 'fried kelp' .... more yuck. Posted by: Ciampino - imaginative green bolony at February 07, 2023 01:38 AM (qfLjt) 414
Next year I can get reduced SS. Looking into that.
Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 01:38 AM (o0Fxd) 415
{{JQ}} Good to see you early, I might not be here so late tonight. I have been really tired lately and I know it is because I don't sleep or make any effort to do so.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 01:39 AM (a4EWo) 416
Quote III
“We are sick and tired of having our rights and freedoms set aflame, and this so-called president hasn’t even started work yet. ---- What rights are you being denied? Also 'this so-called president' must mean FJB right? Posted by: Ciampino - imaginative greenish bolony at February 07, 2023 01:41 AM (qfLjt) 417
Will get as much as I can out of retirement accts, without hitting some bs 'threshold' that'll screw us over taxwise or mediscare-wise.
You just *know* they're salivating about stealing 401ks and IRAs Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 01:42 AM (o0Fxd) 418
JQ, mine will be reduced as well. But the only debt I have is the mortg. and it is under $600. I'm lucky, but I did a lot of planning and my health is okay.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 01:43 AM (YJQJ8) 419
You just *know* they're salivating about stealing 401ks and IRAs Posted by: JQ ----------- Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) told a gathering of Democrats, “The bottom line is we’re not broke, there’s plenty of money, it’s just the government doesn’t have it.” Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2023 01:43 AM (Pnbfv) 420
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Posted by: mikeski at February 06, 2023 10:19 PM (P1f+c) ---- You can buy an army? At Walmart? Posted by: Ciampino - imaginative greenish bologna at February 07, 2023 01:44 AM (qfLjt) 421
GRAs. Guaranteed Retirement Accounts. Congressional testimony in 2007 (iirc) by one Teresa Ghilarducci (sp?). Don't have linky, it's on my other computer that shat the bed a few months ago.
Anyway, they've been scheming for many years on how to steal our retirement savings. Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 01:49 AM (o0Fxd) 422
You can buy an army? At Walmart?
Posted by: Ciampino ------ May require a bit of PT to get them in shape. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2023 01:50 AM (wAqo5) 423
Anyway, they've been scheming for many years on how to steal our retirement savings.
Posted by: JQ Yep, I plan on talking to my tax guy about putting the retirement savings into paying off the mortg. Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 01:51 AM (YJQJ8) 424
48 Bendix™ braking system, that is
Posted by: micky at February 06, 2023 10:11 PM (3byMq) ---- A lab I worked at, during vacations when an undergrad, had a Bendix centrifuge that was sworn at almost every day by otherwise prim ladies. Posted by: Ciampino - spinning wheel at February 07, 2023 01:53 AM (qfLjt) 425
356 Selassie billed himself as "Lion of Judah, Elect of God, King of Kings of Ethiopia". Sounds special to me.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 07, 2023 12:08 AM (wrJpE) He's not the Elect of God, he's a very naughty boy. Posted by: Haile Selassie's Mom at February 07, 2023 12:11 AM (emlEe) ---- And ugly. When in full regalia I was always hoping he would have fallen on his face from the weight of the medals on his garb. Posted by: Ciampino - who died & made him king? at February 07, 2023 01:57 AM (qfLjt) 426
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A lab I worked at, during vacations when an undergrad, had a Bendix centrifuge that was sworn at almost every day by otherwise prim ladies. Posted by: Ciampino ------ Meh, only a small difference between an engine starter mechanism and a centrifuge. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2023 02:03 AM (e8qft) 427
88 Tom Hayden...Bill Ayers and others.
Posted by: Diogenes Ah, yes. Tom Hayden of Jane Fonda fame. Posted by: nerdygirl at February 06, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1) ---- Well we had Robert Duvall as Tom Hagen and Sterling Hayden Capt. McCluskey in The Godfather ..... just saying. Posted by: Ciampino - who died & made him king? at February 07, 2023 02:04 AM (qfLjt) 428
More like the lion in the Wizard of Oz.
I have been thinking that perhaps the most effective means of securing the border would be to establish welcome stations where our future voters would be vaccinated with the killer combo of Covid plus Flu shot Allow them to remain at the welcome center for five days and then double boost them. Sign on the dotted line, you are in. Welcome to the former US of A. Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 02:05 AM (a4EWo) 429
Yep, I plan on talking to my tax guy about putting the retirement savings into paying off the mortg.
Posted by: Infidel ---- Be very careful there. The income limit for single is 97k MAGI, or they charge more than standard for PartB. medicare.gov/basics/costs/medicare-costs Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 02:07 AM (o0Fxd) 430
Ah, yes. Tom Hayden of Jane Fonda fame.
Posted by: nerdygirl ---------- Wasn't Chelsea Clinton somehow associated with Tom Hayden? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2023 02:07 AM (xFD/0) 431
390 Isn't Barzilla a brand of pasta?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 07, 2023 12:27 AM (63Dwl) ---- Barilla Posted by: Ciampino - better than kelp spaghetti but less Iodine at February 07, 2023 02:10 AM (qfLjt) 432
Anchor baby solution:
Create a satellite Multi-Foreign Embassy within each maternity ward. "Not American Soil" Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 02:13 AM (o0Fxd) 433
311 Rancher, 73, is charged with murder on his Arizona land after shooting dead Mexican, 48, who had history of illegal crossings into US and multiple deportations: Judge refuses to reduce $1M bail_DM
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 06, 2023 11:32 PM (Hk1yf) ---- He should have used his backhoe. Posted by: Ciampino - Illegal who illegally crossed then was never here at February 07, 2023 02:13 AM (qfLjt) 434
He should have used his backhoe.
Posted by: Ciampino ----- "Reports of gunfire"-- somebody heard shots. Likely, rancher wasn't first to fire? Not enough info in that article. Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 02:16 AM (o0Fxd) 435
97 Thor?
Posted by: mikeski They might be thorry about that choice! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 06, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3) ---- Doctor to Teen: Big breaths. Teen: Yeth, and I'm only thixteen. Posted by: Ciampino - fav lisping joke at February 07, 2023 02:19 AM (qfLjt) 436
What county is that farmer in in Arizona? I is it red? I would love to see a jury let him walk free. I understand that needs to care for his wife and his livestock etc., the asshole judge wouldn't reduce his bail, so I guess that I have answered my own question.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 02:19 AM (a4EWo) 437
Yep, the more the world goes crazy, the more I stick to myself.
Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 02:22 AM (YJQJ8) 438
114 Thor was the one with the hammer, right?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 06, 2023 10:28 PM (SYTee) ---- Well he was hammered most of the time. All that mead and ambrosia you know. Posted by: Ciampino - The Hammers Football Club - Monty Python skit at February 07, 2023 02:23 AM (qfLjt) 439
The "black" in the ring was likely Onyx. A stone, not a hardwood.
And my late Dad was a USN recruiter in the L.A. Recruiting Office during the Watts riots. They had fully loaded Garands leaning in their desks at the height of festivities. And from our Buena Park apartment, the smoke from the riots was too damn visible to be of comfort. '70s wasn't Peace Love and Bobby Sherman for those of us too close to it. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2023 02:24 AM (e6UQI) 440
'70s wasn't Peace Love and Bobby Sherman for those of us too close to it.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim Truth. Dad had to drive his route during that time. We lived in HB. Were always thankful when he made it home. Posted by: Infidel at February 07, 2023 02:28 AM (YJQJ8) 441
147 131 Ravi Shankar >
Laurel and Hardy dropping a piano down those long stairs > Ravi Shankar Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at February 06, 2023 10:35 PM (O6Dlm) ---- One of my favorite L & H skits. Posted by: Ciampino -- The Hammers Football Club - Monty Python skit at February 07, 2023 02:29 AM (qfLjt) 442
Good night, Horde, I think I'll try to grab some sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 07, 2023 02:35 AM (a4EWo) 443
G'night Debby. Hope you sleep well
Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 02:37 AM (o0Fxd) 444
179 What does Trudeau say about illegal aliens?
He's fine with them as long as they're heading south. Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 06, 2023 10:42 PM (Bd6X ---- Final destination for northbound illegal aliens should be Whitehorse, Yukon. Look at a map. Enormous white expanse and this little black dot. I knew a fellow computer enthusiast there. Posted by: Ciampino --- The Hammers Football Club - Monty Python skit at February 07, 2023 02:39 AM (qfLjt) 445
203 Say my name.
Posted by: Heisenberg at February 06, 2023 10:49 PM (SYTee) ---- I'm *uncertain* about it's pronunciation. Posted by: Ciampino - Let's ask Schroedinger's Cat at February 07, 2023 02:45 AM (qfLjt) 446
Infidel.
Worse, my Dad was on B&W local TV, (KTLA?) as the face and voice of USN Recruiting in those 1964 pre-anti-war-protest eras! Didn't mention, my late Dad had the VERY Hollywood looks. Me, notsomuch. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2023 02:45 AM (e6UQI) 447
207 "You think you have problems!" - Major Major Major
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2023 10:50 PM (dCQ+C) ---- Good thing his first name isn't Sergeant. Posted by: Ciampino -- Let's ask Schroedinger's Cat at February 07, 2023 02:49 AM (qfLjt) 448
262 Well, they are spelled right if you assume they are written in Ebonics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2023 11:08 PM (tkR6S) How bout La-a? Posted by: Javems at February 06, 2023 11:09 PM (AmoqO) ---- The one I know was Le-a. Teacher called her Lea and furious Mother descended to tell Teacher it was pronounced Ledasha. Posted by: Ciampino - One neutrino, teo neutrino, three at February 07, 2023 03:03 AM (qfLjt) 449
Le dash a?
Reminds me... had to buy another copy of Idiocracy due to sibling not only *not returning* it, but *loaning it out* and never getting it back. Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 03:12 AM (o0Fxd) 450
'70s wasn't Peace Love and Bobby Sherman for those of us too close to it.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim All I remember was the shitty Mediterranean furniture, and fucked up clothes. Except the tube top, the inventor of those should have gotten the Nobel frigging prize. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2023 03:16 AM (VwHCD) 451
Also: 2 pairs of cut-proof gloves. One for kitchen, one for workbench.
Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 03:17 AM (o0Fxd) 452
Haha, Bers. I *loved* the "fucked up clothes"
Bellbottoms, bandana blouses, long fringe & beads... Dashiki patterns... Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 03:27 AM (o0Fxd) 453
Halter tops were comfy in summer. Tube tops would always slide downward, I'm sure that's why guys liked them-- plus, easy to grab and pull down (which sucked for us girls!)
Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 03:33 AM (o0Fxd) 454
Time to get rolling
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2023 03:53 AM (xhxe8) 455
450 '70s ... shitty Mediterranean furniture
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 07, 2023 03:16 AM (VwHCD) Like furniture from Pier 1 Imports? Posted by: m at February 07, 2023 03:55 AM (4VwiF) Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 03:58 AM (T4tVD) 457
Peacock chairs!
Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 03:58 AM (o0Fxd) Posted by: JQ at February 07, 2023 04:04 AM (o0Fxd) 459
No Pixy ?
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 04:04 AM (T4tVD) 460
Pixy's column is up at ambient irony:
https://ai.mee.nu Daily News Stuff 7 February 2023 Imagine Nothing Stamping On A Human Face Forever Edition Posted by: m at February 07, 2023 04:09 AM (4VwiF) Posted by: m at February 07, 2023 04:10 AM (4VwiF) 462
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at February 07, 2023 04:11 AM (4VwiF) 463
NOOD Pixy
Posted by: Ciampino - One neutrino, teo neutrino, three at February 07, 2023 04:12 AM (qfLjt) 464
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