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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (2/11/23)
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Over a double Latte, the Greek mentions "We built the Parthenon you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye, and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to mathematics."
"Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: "Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."
Attention getter.
So how was your day at work?
If you are going to fvck up. Fvck up Big Time!
Born on this day February 1, 1939 - Gerry Goffin
Gerry Goffin, American songwriter of over 20 US hits with his then wife Carol King, including The Shirelles 'Will You Love Me Tomorrow', The Drifters 'Up On The Roof', The Chiffons, 'One Fine Day', Herman's Hermits, 'I'm Into Something Good'. Goffin died on 19th June 2014 at the age of 75 in Los Angeles. After he and King divorced, Goffin wrote with other composers, including Barry Goldberg and Michael Masser, with whom he wrote 'Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)' and 'Saving All My Love for You', also No.1 hits. During his career Goffin wrote over 114 Billboard Hot 100 hits, including eight chart-toppers, and 72 UK hits.via thisdayinmusic.com
The problem with our educators today, no creativity drive. And. Genius Award Winner.
Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police say
HAZEL PARK, MI – A Michigan teacher is facing charges after allegedly planting a bomb threat note in his classroom to get a day off, police said. The note was found on Thursday, Feb. 2, in the Hazel Park Junior High School classroom of Paul Jacobs, 40, of Livonia, WXYZ Detroit reports. It said the school would be blown up the next day.HAZEL PARK, MI – A Michigan teacher is facing charges after allegedly planting a bomb threat note in his classroom to get a day off, police said. The note was found on Thursday, Feb. 2, in the Hazel Park Junior High School classroom of Paul Jacobs, 40, of Livonia, WXYZ Detroit reports. It said the school would be blown up the next day.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:01 PM (J3LHW)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 11, 2023 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 11, 2023 10:01 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2023 10:03 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Keebah at February 11, 2023 10:04 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 11, 2023 10:04 PM (Bd6X8)
Fun fact: Most cats are asymptomatic carriers of tuberculosis.
Posted by: cat facts at February 11, 2023 10:04 PM (TiVBM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 10:04 PM (Qzn2/)
I have heard the Greek joke several times- with different people on the other side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:04 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:05 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Sandy at February 11, 2023 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Robert at February 11, 2023 10:05 PM (fMYrG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Southern Man at February 11, 2023 10:06 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:06 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
I wish i was.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2023 10:06 PM (aA3+G)
That repast up top looks mighty yummy. Spring is coming!
Great joke too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2023 10:07 PM (hPMYc)
I miss Don Rickles z"l he hated everyone equally.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 11, 2023 10:07 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (76Foq)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (76Foq)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:10 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2023 10:11 PM (MF3yS)
FUN FACT
Any number of people still blame syphilis on the Greeks and sheep, when in fact the disease originated in the Americas then spread to Europe...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (uCRv7)
Reports are that the Ukes are drafting 16 yo boys off the street to send to the front. This seems suboptimal for the forecast Ukrainian march on Moscow.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (lulXR)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (+ml0G)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:06 PM (qoGsy)
Thank you for your service.
Posted by: Thesokorus at February 11, 2023 10:13 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (uCRv7)
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That explains why they call it the French Pox.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 10:13 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 11, 2023 10:13 PM (cupoy)
A search of the car turned up the drugs and a BB gun.
The driver could face charges for impersonating a peace officer, possession of drugs for the purpose of trafficking and breaching a firearms prohibition
A BB gun is not a firearm, no boom.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
"Aye! True enough, but it was the Irish who got women involved."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
So the Greeks sold their souls to Stan, and the Irish sold them to busty green-eyed redheads. Advantage: Éire.
Posted by: mikeski at February 11, 2023 10:14 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pastor Charles the Simple at February 11, 2023 10:14 PM (zVOxW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (Mzdiz)
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Makes me wonder if the brass at the Pentagon watched them some Heartbreak Ridge these past few days. How else to explain a sudden surge in leadership and initiative that sees them go from not wanting to shoot down spy balloons to now closing air space and shooting down anything that implies a threat.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2023 10:14 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Mort the Macedonian at February 11, 2023 10:14 PM (wrJpE)
*checks Southwest Airlines ONT flight number* Yeah, on time, but it'd still be more fun flying Braniff e!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2023 10:15 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (76Foq)
The Motto of the Greek Army: Never leave your buddy's behind.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2023 10:15 PM (emlEe)
Reports are that the Ukes are drafting 16 yo boys off the street to send to the front. This seems suboptimal for the forecast Ukrainian march on Moscow.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (lulXR)
No, no, no. The Ukes are destroying Russki tanks left and right! They're driving them out. All the news outlets keep crowing that. Though, of course, the Russians are still there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:16 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Mort the Macedonian at February 11, 2023 10:14 PM (wrJpE)
I wish more ppl had an appreciation of how insane the Makedons are.
Posted by: Thesokorus at February 11, 2023 10:16 PM (1ais2)
I'd read that prior to the introduction of sex to Ireland, the Irish replenished their numbers by raiding warthog packs for their young...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:16 PM (uCRv7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2023 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Don't forget the Greek Navy. Where the men get separated from the boys.
Usually with a crowbar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 11, 2023 10:18 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:18 PM (tkR6S)
They really need to tone it down.
Posted by: Migratory waterfowl at February 11, 2023 10:19 PM (eOEVl)
Hmm...remember when I joked things what get so bad they'll use the scenario from Watchmen?
Well...looks like they are going with the scenario from Watchmen.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:19 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (MF3yS)
It's a great album, no need for guilt.
I have some '80's pop albums that I love, that I won't admit to, however . . .
Posted by: a.moron at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:16 PM (uCRv7)
* * * *
It was leprechauns, I tells ya!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (hPMYc)
I see that crap all the time. The Ukes are getting fighters from Britain now. Like they have any to spare. A few tanks will frighten the Rooskies out.
This whole stupid war was based on the idea that the Russians were going to do blitzkrieg, Nope. slow, methodical and grind them into mud, blood and duast.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (lulXR)
Don't forget the Greek Navy. Where the men get separated from the boys.
Usually with a crowbar.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
(Perks up)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (uia9V)
"The old men and children they send out to face us, they can't slow us down..."
Posted by: Al Stewart at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
FUN GREEK FACT
The '300' at the Battle of Thermopylae consisted of 12 X 12 homosexual warrior couples (28
plus 12 officers...
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:21 PM (BesSx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (BesSx)
The driver could face charges for impersonating a peace officer, possession of drugs for the purpose of trafficking and breaching a firearms prohibition
A BB gun is not a firearm, no boom.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:13 PM (Angsy)
If one is under a firearms prohibition, a BB gun is a simulated firearm, so no bueno. If you stick up a bank teller with nothing more than your index finger in a jacket pocket, you can be charged with armed robbery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (tkR6S)
Of course, that was before they discovered olive oil.
Posted by: Al Stewart at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (bW8dp)
https://tinyurl.com/4n2yh3d7
Frau Merkel, we hardly knew ye. Oh, wait. Not that commie leader....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:18 PM (tkR6S)
That's what you gotta' do at any auction, go in knowing your max price and stop there. Don't let it get personal, and feel the need to "win" by overpaying.
Posted by: a.moron at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I can just see a platoon being ordered by "GEN" Milley to "Go take that hill!" laughing their asses off!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (hOUT3)
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said Saturday that on his order a U.S. fighter jet shot down an “unidentified object” that was flying high over the Yukon, acting a day after the U.S. took similar action over Alaska.
Trudeau spoke with President Joe Biden, who also ordered the object to be shot down. Both Canadian and U.S. jets operating as part of NORAD were scrambled and it was a U.S. jet that shot the object down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2023 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2023 10:12 PM (MF3yS)
Ditto
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 10:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: DB - I'll shoot down any balloon for $29.95 at February 11, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 10:24 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 10:25 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Eromero at February 11, 2023 10:20 PM (MF3yS)
For God's sake, call NORAD!
Posted by: Russkilitlover at February 11, 2023 10:25 PM (iyVGU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (tkR6S)
Well, a hand is an extension of an arm....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:25 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Eromero
Ditto
Posted by: Diogenes
Hard to grasp that album was released more than 50 years ago.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:25 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: a.moron at February 11, 2023 10:22 PM (F6Xpw)
Yep. Got to set a limit. It had exceeded half of suggested retail price, with guarantee it worked, beyond lighting up the screen when powered on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:25 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:25 PM (bW8dp)
Trudeau spoke with President Joe Biden, who also ordered the object to be shot down. Both Canadian and U.S. jets operating as part of NORAD were scrambled and it was a U.S. jet that shot the object down.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2023 10:23 PM (63Dwl)
Are we still shooting down hundred dollar balloons with million dollar missiles?
I guess we will make it up on volume, or something . . .
Posted by: a.moron at February 11, 2023 10:26 PM (F6Xpw)
Bob o boy. We got a wartime president now!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 10:24 PM (anj39)
What country will he flee with his tail between his legs? Canada, Canary Islands, inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Year of the Cat at February 11, 2023 10:26 PM (wrJpE)
I did not know that Putin was a lawyer.
https://tinyurl.com/wevnn6t3
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 11, 2023 10:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Carole King was a songwriter, not a singer. It’s just painful to listen to that.
Posted by: LadyS at February 11, 2023 10:27 PM (VGiJY)
Posted by: lowandslow
I heard they can't bare to leave their brothers behind.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 11, 2023 10:28 PM (Ksqjt)
It sure is. Stewart has a lot of great songs, but that one was just outstanding, even for him.
Trivia: Roger Taylor, later the drummer for Queen, played on that album.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:28 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 10:28 PM (gWhJu)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 10:29 PM (SZbHY)
Biden will probably surrender to France before this is over.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:29 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: DB - I'll shoot down any balloon for $29.95 at February 11, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO
Small ones that you need a telescope to see, maybe, but great honkin' big ones that look like a second Moon in the sky, not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
For his pleasure.
Posted by: Go Trojans at February 11, 2023 10:29 PM (UKe2c)
I guess we will make it up on volume, or something . . .
Posted by: a.moron at February 11, 2023 10:26 PM (F6Xpw)
* * * *
No one in charge has heard of "attrition" or supply line issues. By all means, use our missiles to take out balloons and hand them over for use in the Uke war games, then have nothing in reserve for the real attack. Simply brilliant!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2023 10:30 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:32 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:32 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: DB - I'll shoot down any balloon for $29.95 at February 11, 2023 10:24 PM (geLO
It's all because of inflated egos.
Posted by: Rednecks will shoot them down at cost at February 11, 2023 10:32 PM (UKe2c)
Biden will probably surrender to France before this is over.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Liechtenstein
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2023 10:33 PM (uia9V)
Posted by: Thesokorus at February 11, 2023 10:34 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Hillary at February 11, 2023 10:34 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:35 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2023 10:35 PM (Xrfse)
Augustus was once touring the provinces and noticed a man in the crowd who had a striking resemblance to himself.
Intrigued, he had the man brought to him.
"Tell me, by any chance was your mother one of my father's slaves?"
"No, Caesar, but my father was."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:35 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 11, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
I'm waiting for the pictures flooding media of the Heroic Pose.
Ol Joe, standing there, hand on hips arms akimbo, his face turned skyward, he sun lighting the stern visage, a true beacon of hope and leadership!
*throws up in mouth*
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 10:36 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hillary at February 11, 2023 10:34 PM (SYTee)
Hahahah i remember that DNC celebration and her clapping like a walrus and look___ up like weirdo as balloons fell to Fleetwood Mack
Posted by: Thesokorus at February 11, 2023 10:36 PM (1ais2)
Then as she matured into a woman she brought a man into the song with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0v6xK2Sl3s
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 10:37 PM (gWhJu)
For the "Air Strip"?
Posted by: Fox 2! at February 11, 2023 10:37 PM (Tm48r)
Augustus was once touring the provinces and noticed a man in the crowd who had a striking resemblance to himself.
Intrigued, he had the man brought to him.
"Tell me, by any chance was your mother one of my father's slaves?"
"No, Caesar, but my father was."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:35 PM (bW8dp)
*psst* Octavian (later Augustus) was a nephew of Julius Caesar. Caesar shattered the republic. There was no imperial palace BEFORE Octavian was well into his 30s-40s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:37 PM (CsVWE)
Flechettes that fall to Earth melt and become harmless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:38 PM (tkR6S)
When you scramble F-15s out of Portland, the situation is escalating.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 10:38 PM (Jg7EG)
"War with China."
"I dunno, do you think the American public is foolish enough to go for it?"
"Float a trial balloon."
"Oh, I get. Like a test to see if they'd buy in. How should we do it."
"No. Float an actual balloon. They're idiots."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 10:39 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:39 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Hillary at February 11, 2023 10:34 PM (SYTee)
Hahahah i remember that DNC celebration and her clapping like a walrus and look___ up like weirdo as balloons fell to Fleetwood Mack
Posted by: Thesokorus at February 11, 2023 10:36 PM (1ais2)
Ah yes, the ridiculously artificial wide-eyed, slack-jawed OMGBALLOOOONZ face. Faker than KimK's ass.
Posted by: Yet AWFLs around the country worshiped her at February 11, 2023 10:39 PM (UKe2c)
And? There's no mention of an "imperial palace" in that joke.
Augustus's father certainly did own slaves.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:39 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2023 10:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 11, 2023 10:41 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2023 10:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 11, 2023 10:41 PM (UAQU3)
Augustus's father certainly did own slaves.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 11, 2023 10:39 PM (bW8dp)
But Octavian's father was a fairly minor... nvm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:41 PM (CsVWE)
Ninety-nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As ninety-nine red balloons go by.
Posted by: Nena at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 11, 2023 10:41 PM (UAQU3)
Those things are vicious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2023 10:40 PM (Xrfse)
Akimbo? Wasn't he that MMA fighter?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: PaleRider at February 11, 2023 10:44 PM (83y/e)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 10:44 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
The corresponding word for boobies is "abimbo".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:44 PM (tkR6S)
That's cruel.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 10:44 PM (Xrfse)
How would you know?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (CsVWE)
Our favorite restaurant had a Valentine's Day special dinner: soup or salad, entree and dessert for $49.99 a couple. By the time Her Majesty added her drinkie and chargrilled oysters that she had to have, the bill was about as high as ever.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Thesokorus at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
The corresponding word for boobies is "abimbo".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:44 PM (tkR6S)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (hPMYc)
Flechettes that fall to Earth melt and become harmless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 10:38 PM (tkR6S)
How do you not have a job with Lockheed Martin?
Posted by: Moki at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (JrN/x)
I liked when Biden announced he had beaten inflation because the fake rate the government claimed had gone from 8% to 7%. The same fake rate was 2% when Biden stole the presidency.
I've explained to a few LIVs that the nominal inflation rate going down doesn't mean prices go down and...they get very confused.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 11, 2023 10:46 PM (ybIRR)
I guess we will make it up on volume, or something . . .
Posted by: a.moron at February 11, 2023 10:26 PM (F6Xpw)
I don't care.
This is about American sovereignty. Shoot the fu*king things down.
I want to know when this kind of chinese intel collection began and why we are just now doing something about it. (ok, I realize its because civilians finally saw one and the government couldn't lie anymore, but still.)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 10:46 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 11, 2023 10:46 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: DB - ask about our Balloon Replacement Plan at February 11, 2023 10:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Is there any other usage other than that with arms?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:47 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (lc5cP)
Have prices gone down? Have container sizes gotten larger?
All they have to do is open their eyes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:47 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:47 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Moki at February 11, 2023 10:45 PM (JrN/x)
Pfft. There's no money in a weapon like that.
Posted by: Lockheed Martin at February 11, 2023 10:48 PM (Angsy)
Make a bunch of flechettes out of water ice reinforced with carbon fiber.
__________
It would have to be Himalayan spring water and carbon fibers from some exotic source. $5,000,000 per flechette.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2023 10:48 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
I wish we had more 'elite' necks akimbo.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2023 10:48 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
How do you not have a job with Lockheed Martin?
Posted by: Moki
A inexpensive solution to any problem is not desired nor accepted.
-- Lockheed Martin Human Resources
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: DB - ask about our Balloon Replacement Plan at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (geLO8)
I like that when I looked it up, they had a statue of some woman in a business suit doing it. *eyeroll*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Are you perchance interested in a consulting career?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (DhOHl)
How do you not have a job with Lockheed Martin?
Posted by: Moki
A inexpensive solution to any problem is not desired nor accepted.
-- Lockheed Martin Human Resources
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:49 PM (qoGsy)
Crap, I forgot. If they can't bill 3000% over actual costs, it ain't worth doing.
Posted by: Moki at February 11, 2023 10:50 PM (JrN/x)
They don't care?
They want to freak people out?
Biden asked them for a distraction?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:51 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 11, 2023 10:51 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Lockheed Martin
=====
Well . . . if you renegotiate as change orders come in . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 11, 2023 10:52 PM (H3fjU)
Posted by: Piper
I just searched for images for that Piper. One of them was Lena Dunham.
I knew better. I really did. Sheesh.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:53 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Karen down the street at February 11, 2023 10:53 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 11, 2023 10:53 PM (gWhJu)
They don't care?
They want to freak people out?
Biden asked them for a distraction?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:51 PM (lc5cP)
Display of power. They like displays of dominance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 10:53 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 10:54 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 10:55 PM (Xrfse)
Lol.
Their spies were banging members of HFA&I committee. They send students by the plane load to the American universities to take engineering and technology classes. Their citizens work in research labs. We fund bio-engineering research in their country. They produce components for our military. We set up our semi-conductor facilities in their country. They make the smart phones in everyones pocket. Our government officials use their state-run social media platforms. They fly satellites over our country round the clock. We've moved 60-70% of our industrial base to their country. They own agriculture and meat manufacturing facilities throughout the country. They hacked our DOD. They stole government laptops. The are married to our Senators and Congressional members.
But the balloon.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 10:55 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:56 PM (qoGsy)
They want to freak people out?
Biden asked them for a distraction?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:51 PM (lc5cP)
Some people from the Pentagon got their asses chewed for multiple hours over making the Big Guy look like a fool and they don't want it to happen again
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2023 10:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2023 10:58 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:42 PM (ZdaMQ)
-
I seem to feel my arms are all alimbo.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 11, 2023 10:58 PM (WV3Fm)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: davidt at February 11, 2023 10:21 PM (SYTee)
LOL. No doubt.
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2023 10:58 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: DB - Balloon Mart- we will not be undersold at February 11, 2023 10:58 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:59 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 10:54 PM (Jg7EG)
/sings
Akimbo was his Name O...
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 10:59 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:00 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 11, 2023 11:00 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 10:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
You do not know the Michele Fields meme?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:00 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2023 10:56 PM (xhaym)
I smell the same kind of screw up here as in Afghanistan...civilian interference with a military operation. Yes, civilians have authority, but too many of them are idiots with not training and probably dripping with disdain for anyone in uniform.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 11, 2023 11:01 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Joe " The Ace Man" Biden at February 11, 2023 11:01 PM (+ml0G)
I'm thinking a seeker-head with an angry eyed, cigar chompin' grimace face on it, with an unwavering focus on Getting That Balloon!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2023 11:01 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: free eggroll at February 11, 2023 11:02 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 11, 2023 11:01 PM (Xrfse)
Was he Sambo's brother? (yeah, even mentioning THAT name will probably get me labeled a Racist... vice someone with a reasonable memory).
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 11, 2023 11:02 PM (oHd/0)
(Did I just step 2 inches past the acceptable level of nerd?)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:00 PM (CsVWE)
The break dancing one?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:04 PM (anj39)
Posted by: LadyS at February 11, 2023 11:04 PM (VGiJY)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper
Baba Ganoush
Slit
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 11:05 PM (qoGsy)
For the ettes:
https://tinyurl.com/bde4fwe3
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:00 PM (CsVWE)
Thank you Aetius, you are a kind and generous man.
Posted by: Moki at February 11, 2023 11:05 PM (JrN/x)
(Did I just step 2 inches past the acceptable level of nerd?)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Tittup.
And, no, not a Canadian province.
Posted by: RickZ at February 11, 2023 11:05 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:05 PM (Zqeqr)
That's a handy one to keep around. You never know when you'll need to arm yourself with it.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 11:05 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 10:56 PM (qoGsy)
***
Isn't this then, the state of most 'rons?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:06 PM (anj39)
My fav funny word is snorkel
Posted by: DB at February 11, 2023 11:06 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 11, 2023 11:06 PM (rh25V)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:04 PM
It's all in my autobiography, A Farewell To Arms...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:06 PM (SvEdw)
Posted by: Romeo13
He turned the Tiger into butter. How can that be bad?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 11, 2023 11:06 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 11, 2023 11:07 PM (tM5h4)
Posted by: Moki at February 11, 2023 11:07 PM (JrN/x)
That is a good word.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, gimpy edition at February 11, 2023 11:07 PM (jTmQV)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Banana oil! You're a hep kitty.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 11:07 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (Kwjzk)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
We used to have a Sambo's Restaurant here when I was a kid.
They had a good open-faced roast beef sammich with gravy, as I recall.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 11, 2023 10:41 PM (Xrfse)
You sure it wasn't Lord Kinbote?
Posted by: Fox Mulder at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:09 PM (idPbW)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM (Kwjzk)
Nice one.
Scurrilous is a good one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:09 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Moki at February 11, 2023 11:10 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 11, 2023 11:10 PM (tM5h4)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:05 PM (Zqeqr)
The fly over at the National anthem is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:11 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:11 PM (anj39)
SNORT!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Yep. The 'language' of the Horde is a rich tapestry, mostly involving boobs, vaginas, dicks and various bodily functions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:04 PM
It's all in my autobiography, A Farewell To Arms...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:06 PM (SvEdw)
The Hokey Pokey was a disaster.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (anj39)
>Akimbo was an MMA fighter, but now he's dead.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (tM5h4)
>Akimbo was an MMA fighter, but now he's dead.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (Jg7EG)
Another grim milestone for the Biden administration...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:13 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 10:55 PM (Zqeqr)
A rant worth stealing.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at February 11, 2023 11:13 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:13 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at February 11, 2023 11:14 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:08 PM
I'm afraid we're going to see this one used in a sentence...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:14 PM (kAwT5)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:09 PM
You have to answer for Sanguino.
Posted by: Michael Corleone at February 11, 2023 11:15 PM (tM5h4)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:15 PM (uZ4QX)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at February 11, 2023 11:14 PM (kAwT5)
Well, if you don't want to stay around for it, Abyssinia!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 11:16 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 11:16 PM (iEQwB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:17 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:12 PM (CsVWE)
Yeah. So?
You make it sound like a bad thing.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:17 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:17 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Michele Fields at February 11, 2023 11:17 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2023 11:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 11, 2023 11:18 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
********
*heaves a sigh*
/Bitter Clinger's grammar teacher.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:20 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 11:20 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2023 11:20 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Gunga Dinghy at February 11, 2023 11:21 PM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2023 11:21 PM (Kwjzk)
Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2023 11:22 PM (AMIL/)
/Bitter Clinger's grammar teacher.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:20 PM (ykeLU)
......
I have learned something new today!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:22 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at February 11, 2023 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:23 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 11, 2023 11:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:23 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: micky at February 11, 2023 11:23 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at February 11, 2023 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:23 PM (Zqeqr)
Anyway ...
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2023 11:24 PM (Kwjzk)
I wonder what balloon surprise Chairman Xi has in-work for Joey Doofus tomorrow, Super Bowl Sunday? Something very embarrassing for Joe Fake Commander-in Chief, I expect.
Posted by: Gref
Black Sunday
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075765
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2023 11:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 11:24 PM (gd9nb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I know and Robert Shaw isn't around to save us this time.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 11, 2023 11:25 PM (8Sqzu)
Posted by: Gref at February 11, 2023 11:22 PM (AMIL/)
Would it be wrong to hope so?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 11, 2023 11:25 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2023 11:25 PM (Kwjzk)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:26 PM (ZdaMQ)
Actually Al it will apparently be fought with balloons, flu viruses and cheap plastic shit sold at walmart.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 11:26 PM (lc5cP)
Well, if this is really aliens I'm kind of hoping for https://youtu.be/CvASOprcxKc
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 11:28 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 11, 2023 11:21 PM (Kwjzk)
And without James O'Keefe running the show, odds of that being done are slim.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 11, 2023 11:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:29 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:29 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:29 PM (Zqeqr)
Or a vegetable that causes uncontrollable drooling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:32 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:33 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:34 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hey.
Rules!
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:34 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:36 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at February 11, 2023 11:36 PM (/5fzT)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:39 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 11, 2023 11:36 PM (ykeLU)
Huh. Sounds Russian. But, it also sounds like what it is. Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:40 PM (CsVWE)
I remember as a kid pledging allegiance to its importance as a means of transportation.
One nation, under God, in dirigible
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 11, 2023 11:40 PM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: Congratulatory Miklos at February 11, 2023 11:41 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: zombie George Carlin at February 11, 2023 11:42 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:42 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 11, 2023 11:43 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoadinaka Wnankpa, Healer Of Herbalist Knowlewdges at February 11, 2023 11:44 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Miklos spells it that way at February 11, 2023 11:46 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: CA Token at February 11, 2023 11:47 PM (2+yws)
...and its not even an incorrect usage! Frighteningly accurate, at that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 11, 2023 11:48 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 11, 2023 11:48 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 11:28 PM (lc5cP)
My favorite movie scene until that scene in the first Kingsman movie came along.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 11, 2023 11:48 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 11:49 PM (Qzn2/)
...and its not even an incorrect usage! Frighteningly accurate, at that.
Jim
"bimbo" is the Hungarian term for both Brussels Sprouts and nipple
Posted by: Miklos maintains this evening's theme at February 11, 2023 11:49 PM (2hexI)
https://tinyurl.com/mwht75ej
Posted by: Piper at February 11, 2023 11:49 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:39 PM
#1 is most certainly callipygian...
#2 is more steatopygian, in my exalted opinion
Posted by: Zettai at February 11, 2023 11:50 PM (xEtsj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 11, 2023 11:50 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Miklos is tall enough to look down his nose at most people at February 11, 2023 11:52 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miklos, Impressed at February 11, 2023 11:53 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Miklos has had better hashes at February 11, 2023 11:54 PM (2hexI)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:55 PM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Miklos has had better hashes at February 11, 2023 11:54 PM (2hexI)
I have a fun hajh
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 11, 2023 11:56 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:55 PM (Jg7EG)
Is that when CBD banhammers someone- with his BRAIN!?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:57 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:57 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:57 PM (Jg7EG)
Which is funny, because I bet if you asked him when he first became gov if cutting off kid's junk was ok his answer would be "hell no" and if elected president we'll get to hear 4 years of "Democrats are the real child transphobes!"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 11:58 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 11, 2023 11:57 PM (Jg7EG)
I thought that was Data and Yar in that one TNG episode?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:59 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Miklos maintains this evening's theme at February 11, 2023 11:49 PM (2hexI)
One of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: Javems at February 11, 2023 11:59 PM (AmoqO)
https://tinyurl.com/ywu3e29e
Counter:
https://tinyurl.com/46b4upf7
Hmmm. I dunno.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 11, 2023 11:39 PM (CsVWE)
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at February 11, 2023 11:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Well ain't we on our high horse
Posted by: Miklos
Neigh!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2023 12:00 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 12, 2023 12:00 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 12, 2023 12:01 AM (Zqeqr)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:01 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 12, 2023 12:01 AM (XF9Gj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2023 12:02 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 11, 2023 11:56 PM (fUnHJ)
Party in the lounge at the Howard Johnson's!
Posted by: Miklos is on his way at February 12, 2023 12:03 AM (2hexI)
And my AF colleagues used to make fun of me when I talked about waging war against extraterrestrials....
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 12, 2023 12:03 AM (nDrPh)
Gonna have to disagree with you on that one...
Posted by: XCOM at February 12, 2023 12:03 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 12:04 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Ozymandias at February 12, 2023 12:04 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Ozymandias at February 12, 2023 12:04 AM (lc5cP)
Good point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 12:07 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 12:07 AM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: 18-1
When in doubt, go to the source. In this case, the 1st century BC.
https://tinyurl.com/mrybvtvh
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2023 12:08 AM (P1f+c)
>I'm looking forward to the aliens buzzing over the Big Game and hijacking the halftime show like Bane.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 12:09 AM (Jg7EG)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2023 12:09 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Zettai at February 12, 2023 12:10 AM (qJC3L)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I'm looking forward to forging relationships with the green-skinned space babes.
For science.
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2023 12:10 AM (P1f+c)
State of the Union was just this week. If they were going to hijack, they missed their moment.
Posted by: squid at February 12, 2023 12:11 AM (E5/2l)
Posted by: 18-1
When in doubt, go to the source. In this case, the 1st century BC.
https://tinyurl.com/mrybvtvh
Posted by: mikeski at February 12, 2023 12:08 AM (P1f+c)
***
Hmmmm....I could be a stoner.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2023 12:11 AM (anj39)
https://tinyurl.com/mrybvtvh
Posted by: mikeski a
Barely there, by Kardashian standards
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 12, 2023 12:12 AM (BtmcP)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 12, 2023 12:00 AM (3/XaG)
Maybe the space aliens are disguising their spy ships as Chinese weather balloons!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:13 AM (tkR6S)
The more speculative areas of the internet are.saying the "balloons" are actual space alien UFOs. Which is interesting because I remember buzz from the same areas right about the time of the 20 election that the next big government \media op was going to be that space aliens are real.
Those aliens were in craft that goes a zillion miles an hour in air and water. These must be their slower cousins.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2023 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Alternatively, it's been nothing but one big fake distration since 2015. Why would this be different?
Posted by: squid at February 12, 2023 12:14 AM (E5/2l)
https://tinyurl.com/858v8fu6
Notice the COMPLETE different demeanor from the Caucasian. And these dogs are considered 'dangerous' because of that no fucking talent ass clown rumble strip steven king.
He might well hurt you. By trying to climb into your lap.
This is my experience with Bernards. GIANT fluffy puppies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 12, 2023 12:15 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2023 12:02 AM (63Dwl)
----------
KLINK, WHO ISS ZISS MAN!!!
Posted by: Maj. Hochstetter at February 12, 2023 12:17 AM (Qzn2/)
Late 2023: Anyone claiming vaccines don't stop the spread of aliens is in fact an alien
Early 2024: Anyone claiming we claimed the vaccine stops the spread of aliens is an alien. But remembered to get vaccinated and protect yourself
Late 2024: Aliens? Aliens? Doesn't ring a bell. Oh wait I'm pretty sure Ron DeSantis was scare mongering about aliens. Remember when he sent some to Nantucket?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:17 AM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February
They aren’t sending their best, either!
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 12:18 AM (ZdaMQ)
>Maybe they're toddlers playing with their planet of pet gerbils.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 12:18 AM (Jg7EG)
As demonstrated by getting taken out by the Air Force.
Posted by: squid at February 12, 2023 12:19 AM (E5/2l)
For science.
Posted by: mikeski
--------
So, Close encounters of the fourth kind?
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 12:21 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 12:18 AM
I, for one, welcome our new Rodentoid Overlords...
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 12, 2023 12:21 AM (9J6Aj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 12:22 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Piper at February 12, 2023 12:22 AM (ZdaMQ)
As demonstrated by getting taken out by the Air Force.
Posted by: squid at February 12, 2023 12:19 AM (E5/2l)
---------
They're just lucky Will Smith wasn't flying the plane.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 12:23 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: lowandslow at February 11, 2023 10:08 PM (76Foq)
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But some really scraped the bottom of the barrel.
Posted by: Ciampino - barrel, drum, both can be full of wine at February 12, 2023 12:26 AM (qfLjt)
An Alien civilization has been stuck in virtual reality for eons. A few of them figure out how to escape and find themselves in a perfectly maintained advanced civilization where they have no idea how anything works because robots/computers do everything.
They find they have FTL drives and decide to explore the universe. They find a planet that seems to have life and decide to come down to look.
And...Joe Biden shoots them out of the air because no Chinese spy balloon is going to embarrass him a third time.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 12, 2023 12:27 AM (lc5cP)
Gonna have to disagree with you on that one...
How so? If the XCOM thing is the joke, sorry not familiar with it.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 12, 2023 12:27 AM (3/XaG)
https://tinyurl.com/ykjkvx4p
Docs Say Senator Is Fine, Just Stupid
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 12, 2023 12:28 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: David French at February 12, 2023 12:28 AM (lc5cP)
XCOM: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XCOM
Posted by: David French at February 12, 2023 12:29 AM (lc5cP)
I don't suppose this will get corrected but Feb 11?
Posted by: mindful webworker - one thing leads to another, and another... at February 12, 2023 12:34 AM (mon+b)
https://youtu.be/puM1k-S86nE
The Zombies - She's Not There
https://youtu.be/_2hXBf1DakE
Blues Traveler - Hook (Official Music Video) - I'd forgotten what a good video they put with that classic.
https://youtu.be/pdz5kCaCRFM
Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing (Alchemy Live) - I remember when Disco gave way to new real rock. Was like emerging from a fallout shelter.
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY
The Zombies - Time Of The Season
https://youtu.be/T8ecsAI3FhY
Troggs - Summertime - I had not heard this before
https://youtu.be/3tNH4n3HCBo
The Beatles - A Day In The Life
https://youtu.be/usNsCeOV4GM
Posted by: mindful webworker - one thing leads to another, and another... at February 12, 2023 12:35 AM (mon+b)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 12, 2023 12:36 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 12, 2023 12:36 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at February 12, 2023 12:42 AM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: azjaeger
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I decided not to comment on the earlier video-game-centric thread, but I have never played a video game in my life. Wait, wait...there was that one time with a demo of Pong.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2023 12:44 AM (g3gMh)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 11, 2023 10:47 PM (lc5cP)
Fuck yeah.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2023 12:56 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 12:59 AM (Jg7EG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2023 12:44 AM (g3gMh)
I think whether a person likes video games is based on personality. I started playing video games as soon as they became available for home desktop computers, and had to be careful not to play to much. Inspector started playing them early enough that he had to make the computer so he could play the game. My sister never played at all- until phone games became a thing, a now she has to be careful not to play too much.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 01:00 AM (nC+QA)
Quite missing the point. The payload is near-nuclear in effect, non-nuclear in side-effect.
A constellation of as few as a dozen of them in various orbital inclinations (looking somewhat like the Atomic Symbol itself), would likely put a Rod into a launch position over any point on the planet at intervals of minutes, and the delivery arc is with very short warning, indeed.
I think it's a good Shot Across the Bow munition. Ignore two or three of these, and we all know what escalates from there?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2023 01:02 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2023 01:03 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2023 12:44 AM (g3gMh)
I played 100's, probably between 3-400. One of my old bass players was a game nut too. Back in the 90's we used to hit fleamarkets when they would be practically giving away older games and load up. Sometimes we would find games for under $5. I don't know, there was a certain charm to games back then. Its not like it used to be.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2023 01:03 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 12, 2023 01:12 AM (a4EWo)
That reminds me, from back when Art Bell ruled the night, about a Roswell guest he had on.
Anyway, his premise was we got lucky, million to one shot doc, with the alien craft. He used the analogy of say some primitive apes managing to take out a SEAL team. Pure luck, the advanced SEAL team let down their guard at the wrong time, and one of the apes managed to throw a rock and hit one of the head, which started a cascade of failure.
Fascinating idea.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 12, 2023 01:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2023 01:14 AM (gWhJu)
In the middle of the road, of course. Which was fine. I remember the setting. Beautiful Caucasus range to the north, rolling countryside where we were. So having the road blocked for a minute or two was worth it.
Big, nice looking doggies. No nonsense, it appeared, in manner.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2023 01:16 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
When I was a kid, a paper dollar bill was only good because they could become dimes or quarters.
Posted by: Miklos, Senior Tour Skeeball Champion at February 12, 2023 01:19 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 12, 2023 01:12 AM (a4EWo)
Pinball was cool. There was a pinball game we used to play at the mall when we were kids, and was a fairly new release at the time. It was called Buccaneer. I swear if i ever see one for sale thats reasonable I'll be all over it. It was a great game.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2023 01:20 AM (VwHCD)
I'm trying to remember that Art Bell discussion. Basic premise: aliens are out there, and they're routinely monitoring the primitive primates on the 3rd rock from Sol. It's not continuous monitory, just every so often, they check in and see what's going on.
Then, we go nuclear. Wow, the primitive monkeys have developed nuclear tech. Let's check that out. They whip in, and start flying around our nuclear sites. We freak out.
IIRC, speculated maybe we lit them up with powerful radar one time time over Roswell, and they weren't expecting that. Their last update on the primitive monkeys didn't include the radar thing, and they weren't prepared.
Insert Star Trek techno-babble (the radar field messed up the graviton flux capacitor array on the aft deflector dish, causing a sub-space field pulse that took out their inertial dampers...) causing the ship to crash.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 12, 2023 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Look, I don't have enough time, $ or metabolism to explore all this s**t. Just stop making this stuff, will ya?
It's like WWII history. OK, stop, there's more than enough. Then it turns out there's a lot more, and what you thought you knew you didn't, or at least you have only grasped a tiny portion of the whole.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 12, 2023 01:24 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 12, 2023 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
That is practically perfect Star Trek techno-babble.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 01:26 AM (nC+QA)
That is practically perfect Star Trek techno-babble.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Publius is the Editor-in-Chief of PopularPhysics.org after all.
Posted by: Miklos, Publisher in misChief at February 12, 2023 01:28 AM (2hexI)
I didn't see that one, but I did see the one where Natasha Yar had some work done overhauling her Jefferies tube.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 12, 2023 01:29 AM (Jg7EG)
Yeah, but you've gotta read his links, for those.
We Morons get the Physics Digest version, here.
1,200 character limit, seven line-break limit, dontchaknow.
The things we live with as Troll Dampeners. Sad, but it's gotta be done.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2023 01:32 AM (e6UQI)
Jim
Book
Something about a book
Posted by: Miklos, planning an Excursion at February 12, 2023 01:33 AM (2hexI)
That's a point of ST tech-babble contention: is it inertial dampers or inertial dampeners.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 12, 2023 01:35 AM (Mzdiz)
You should inquire via its intended destination. The answer likely precedes your inquiry.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2023 01:36 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: publius,
If it is internally damp, the girl might like you.
Posted by: Miklos, not a Technical Person at February 12, 2023 01:37 AM (2hexI)
The Book hasn't arrived yet (as far as I know -- Miley is asleep, and I'm not gonna wake her), but it should be soon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 12, 2023 01:39 AM (Mzdiz)
Jim
Most Excellent.
The Scandi stuff-in-a-tube is supposed to be available on Tuesday.
Posted by: Miklos, will bring bogracs if requested at February 12, 2023 01:39 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - for some reason at February 12, 2023 01:41 AM (mon+b)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Have we ever met? I must have played 1000 pinball games in sundry sleazy bars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 12, 2023 01:43 AM (Sjyvq)
Posted by: squid at February 12, 2023 01:43 AM (E5/2l)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 12, 2023 01:44 AM (e6UQI)
Up at the lake, behind the yacht club, in the garage, a pinball machine, with the back removed. Buddy played while I watched the "digit counters fall." Saw the "free game" knock-sound relay. Just hit it manually for as many games as we wanted. Hahhahaha
The fraternity had inherited a Wurlitzer from a house that closed down (something about a drowning while hazing). The juke didn't work. Platter would cue up, tonearm down, and immediately reject as if at the end of the song. Found the problem was two contacts in the tonearm that were too close together. Easy fix.
Gimme a challenge.
Posted by: mindful webworker - mister fixit at February 12, 2023 01:48 AM (mon+b)
Posted by: mindful webworker - convo killer at February 12, 2023 01:55 AM (mon+b)
AZZZZZZZZzpPPPp...
No conversion. 51, give epinephrine bolus stat. Start second IV, lactated Ringer's, Monitor vitals and transport immediately.
Posted by: Dr. Bracket, Rampart General at February 12, 2023 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 02:02 AM (tkR6S)
Dr. Brackett, Robert Fuller, is still alive. He's 89, but doesn't get out much any more.
He mostly played cowboys, this Dr. thing on Emergency! was a fluke -- they had to talk him into taking the role.
True Fact: Robert Fuller was the first American to receive the Japanese Golden Order of Merit. The Empress of Japan personally dubbed him with that honor.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 12, 2023 02:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Have we ever met? I must have played 1000 pinball games in sundry sleazy bars.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*puts four (4) quarters on pinball table (right front along the edge ) while while Mike (who has been there for hours) finishes his game*
(Debby thinks that guy is pretty good, but is splitting a root beer float with me)
Posted by: High Scoring Miklos at February 12, 2023 02:07 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2023 02:13 AM (VwHCD)
Pool was fun too. There used to be two pool halls in town-- regulation tables, rent by the hour. Could just play and play, get uninterrupted practice, without 'losing the table on a challenge' like the vendo-tables in bars.
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 02:18 AM (o0Fxd)
At least with paint drying you don't have to worry (much) about coming back to find the piece was anchored correctly, slipped, and has now dried very firmly in the wrong place.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 02:22 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: JQ
Playing Marco Polo in the pool with pool cues was considered Cheating.
Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at February 12, 2023 02:22 AM (2hexI)
Anything requiring reflex speed and coordination is a no-go for me. Which is why I don't play shooter games on the computer either.
I like MMOs because I like exploring *but* I loathe beyond words being tired, cold, wet, hungry, or in danger. MMOs are pretty much the only way to square that circle.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 02:26 AM (nC+QA)
I've been playing Marco Polo with the cat (out of water) lately. He meows and I answer "Polo" until he finds me. Why no, my life isn't boring. But it's mostly because I make sure it isn't by playing Marco Polo with one cat and teaching the other to bark.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 02:30 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 02:31 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 02:22 AM (nC+QA)
I don't have those problems. I'm a preeefessional. lol
Actually, a pin nailer is a gift from the gods. Fires a small 23 gauge headless pin thats just about invisible. If you got a tricky glue up where you can't get a clamp on it OR you don't want it to slip, OR you can't sit there for 15 minutes holding the thing the pin nailer is the bomb.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2023 02:32 AM (VwHCD)
Sounds like a great piece of equipment.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 12, 2023 02:41 AM (nC+QA)
Anyhow, I am about done for the night. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2023 03:05 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Carl Miklos-Spackler at February 12, 2023 03:07 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 03:11 AM (T4tVD)
I'm beginning to suspect that the odds are stacked against me.
And the evens too !
Posted by: JT at February 12, 2023 03:16 AM (T4tVD)
Heck, maybe won't even be able to afford food if fjb and co. keep going with their bs.
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 03:20 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 03:22 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: A Waffle House is also small but Strategic at February 12, 2023 03:58 AM (2hexI)
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2023 04:14 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 04:15 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2023 04:16 AM (VDbGO)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 04:19 AM (o0Fxd)
Bane told people to surrender while the literal message was 180 "take control, people". Hostile gray aliens might want to do that, but get in line.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 12, 2023 04:26 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 04:29 AM (o0Fxd)
Again and again!
Posted by: JQ at February 12, 2023 04:33 AM (o0Fxd)
Imagine being so crap you have to lie about achievements.
They're ugly as well.
Posted by: Robert the Bruce at February 12, 2023 12:15 PM (cA0pK)
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