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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Thomas Moran
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 09:31 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2023 09:31 AM (ko6LH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (WNfWI)
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (ko6LH)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (45fpk)
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Posted by: Bert G at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (aCgRi)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tuna at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (88xKn)
One of my dreams is to move far away and live in a rambling, tumbledown old mansion tucked away at the end of a mile-long avenue of weeping willows - the kind of house that makes locals shudder, "That old place gives me the creeps!"
But, like all of my dreams, it will never happen.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2023 09:35 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Goniff and Sons, Roofing Contractors at February 07, 2023 09:35 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (AW0uW)
You'd get rained on a lot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 09:35 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (NpAcC)
Detroit housing? Meh.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: ZOD at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (y+5jE)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 07, 2023 09:36 AM (WNfWI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gomez Addams at February 07, 2023 09:37 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 09:37 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Goniff and Sons, Realtors at February 07, 2023 09:37 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Goniff and Sons, Roofing Contractors
And the shiplap is extra!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 07, 2023 09:37 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2023 09:31 AM (BRHaw)
It looks like an illustration for a book. Which "artistes" sneer at, but it looks like art to me. Kind of fuzzy on top. Like Garfunkel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023
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Yes -- that circular window or clock above the windows looks like one gigantic Cyclopean eye.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (Uf9wt)
And the tombstones quake.
Spooks come out for a swinging wake.
Happy haunts materialize,
And begin to vocalize.
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ZOD at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (y+5jE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (J2vNu)
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Yep. I was thinking the same thing. I think it winked at me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM (AW0uW)
———
Just gotta find the right rundown, economically depressed town.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
At least she doesn't have to worry about getting pregnant from her ghost boyfriend.
Yeah. Holloweenie.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (SZVQq)
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8kahvx
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Ziba at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 09:38 AM (tkR6S)
I guess after reading, it is Hudson River style.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Doof at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (ChAEn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023
***
All that icing needs frequent refurbishment
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (J2vNu)
Colonel Sanders' Worst Fear - your daily limerick
The chicken was plucked, cooked and diced
And then it was eleven herbed-and-spiced
Now at night I hear it
It's a lonely tortured spirit
I'm haunted by an evil poulltrygeist!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (ykeLU)
I like this one, though. It's creepy but still beautiful.
Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2023 09:40 AM (dTFZY)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (t4BDZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (R4xvm)
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/2p8kahvx
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (AW0uW)
Night Gallery......Well done, sir...Well done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (EIIsz)
Posted by: Buffalo Chicken at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (yQpMk)
Someone was so happy and proud of that stately manor home, once. Sad to leave it happy to come home to it. Babies were born there. Elders died there. It employed many people and was a focus for miles around.
As the way of all flesh, now lost and forgotten. And covered in pigeon shit.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (xYo5N)
Fun those furry little bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:33 AM (SZVQq)
Requiring that a house keep the rain out is a sign of lowbrow, plebeian tastes.
Posted by: Gehry and Wright, the Two Franks at February 07, 2023 09:42 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023
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This is what happens when you forget that your house is either food or shelter, not both.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 09:42 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (trVDr)
Interesting cite. In the laws of Hammurabi, the penalty for a building code violation was to have the builder and his family constrained within the building, and have it knocked down on them.
Happier news, as far as we know there were no Hammurabic HOA's.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (z9wFA)
And the bat in the moonlight flies,
And inky clouds, like funeral shrouds,
Sail over the midnight skies -
When the footpads quail at the nightbirds' wail,
And black dogs bay at the moon,
Then is the specters' holiday,
Then is the ghosts' high noon!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Doof at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (ChAEn)
Had to look that one up. The main character looks like Meatwad from ATHF.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pip at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (R4xvm)
Yep, that's what I was thinking of.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 07, 2023 09:44 AM (y2QPk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 09:44 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 09:44 AM (+rTCi)
Night Gallery......Well done, sir...Well done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023
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One of the segments from the very first episode, I think.
I wish MeTV or Decades would show these on a weekend. I'd like very much to see their adaptation of the C.M. Kornbluth story "The Little Black Bag" again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:44 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 09:45 AM (R4xvm)
The House That Said Feed Me!
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:46 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: ptschett at February 07, 2023 09:46 AM (uHE/j)
Posted by: dantesed at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (gugbE)
Fun those furry little bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023
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Forget it, Human Peasant. At least not until *I* say I'm ready.
Posted by: Dagny, Wolfus's Siberian Princess Kitten at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (+rTCi)
Underexposure - a bonus limerick
At a haunted house an opportunity unique
As a photo of a ghost I did seek
And though the ghost was wailing
My batteries were failing
Spirit was willing...but the flash was weak
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (ykeLU)
There was a developer in Loveland who put up houses so bad I'm not sure knocking one down on top of him would have been fatal. The inspector who passed them should get the same penalty.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (jYCXf)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (t4BDZ)
After the drugs wear off. Or the golden buzz.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: ptschett
SOTU.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: ptschett at February 07, 2023 09:46 AM (uHE/j)
The importance of a robust preventative maintenance program?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (Y5qcH)
Oh, and also solve the mystery.
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2023 09:47 AM (pwExq)
Not the HBO version. She's worthless.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
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Joe, that's your wife, Jill.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (gugbE)
Looks like at least some episodes are on archive.org:
https://archive.org/details/PDTV0152
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:49 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:49 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (Q4IgG)
The Munster's. The Addams Family mansion was well cared for.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Fun those furry little bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 09:41 AM (U2p+3)
My poor little doggeh Odessa has an upset tummy. I may have to take her to the vet today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (Uf9wt)
It was Old Man Biden all along.
Actually, Xi Jinping with his hand up the ass of a rubber puppet of Joe Biden.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023
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The cemeteries with the above-ground marble tombs are beautiful. However, there's a little potter's field in the middle of the city, hidden behind a junior college campus there. Instead of headstones, it has headboards, white-painted planks with hand-daubed black lettering, and a lot of the graves are choked with weeds. It's not so much creepy (though at night, I guess it would be) as it is sad.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:51 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:51 AM (bW8dp)
Rule 34.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Hulu advertising a four night event called History of the World Part II.
But there is no Viking funeral nor Hitler on ice or Jews in space... plus not even a cameo of Mel Brooks.
Hard pass.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:51 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (Uf9wt)
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Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 07, 2023 09:52 AM (gugbE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 07, 2023 09:52 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Bent over crawling along the floor searching for them will, no doubt, entice some of the Morons to give her reason to exclaim "Whoa! Jinkies!!".
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 09:53 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (Uf9wt)
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/insert Lurch sound here
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 07, 2023 09:53 AM (gugbE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 09:53 AM (bW8dp)
The Gang had had too much soda pop on Canal Street and were regretting it now as they stumbled into this field behind a small college. All thoughts of nature came to a screeching halt as they spied these ghostly white teeth jutting out of the moonlit garden of weeds.
In unison they yelled, "Jinkies!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:54 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (Uf9wt)
Isn't that Wrigley Field?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ptschett
SOTU.
Posted by: Tonypete
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:54 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2023 09:55 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 09:55 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Count Floyd at February 07, 2023 09:55 AM (Qzn2/)
Looks like at least some episodes are on archive.org:
https://archive.org/details/PDTV0152
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023
***
The show had some clinkers, but it also did adaptations of classic stories like "The Little Black Bag," and stories by Lovecraft, Mary W. Freeman, van Vogt, and Miriam Allen deFord. And a werewolf story, "The Phantom Farmhouse," by Seabury Quinn.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:55 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
We didn't have time to catch that one. St. Louis No. 1 was fantastic. Well, except to that monstrosity that Nick Cage erected. A monument to ego.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 09:56 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2023 09:55 AM (gmo/4)
There's a metal band out there somewhere that uses John Wayne Gacy clown paintings as their cover art.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
1313 Mockingbird Ln was a real fixer upper
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:50 AM (Uf9wt)
The Munsters lived at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The Addamses lived at 001 Cemetery Lane.
The Munster house exterior was a set on the Universal lot (with much adaptation, it was also seen in the TV series Desperate Housewives. The Addams house was (at least for shots in the first episode) a real house at 21 Chester Place in LA.
https://tinyurl.com/j68wss5m
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:56 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: ptschett at February 07, 2023 09:46 AM (uHE/j)
The importance of a robust preventative maintenance program?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Rick's Truism #39 - Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:56 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (V6f9+)
A hay barn with the upside-down tail section of a vintage biplane protruding from the loft.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (t0OGg)
Rick's Truism #39 - Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:56 AM (SZVQq)
This is hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:39 AM (Uf9wt)
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Sauron did lack imagination when it came to architecture. Barad Dur was just a bigger, more intimidating version of Dol Goldur.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (V6f9+)
BOO!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:59 AM (Uf9wt)
In unison they yelled, "Jinkies!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023
***
** Applause **
(Actually, the little cemetery *is* not too far from Canal Street, maybe 4 blocks)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kacie McDonnell at February 07, 2023 09:59 AM (us2H3)
Good Tuesday art, interesting, but I'm on a phone, sitting in a parking lot at the moment.
Posted by: Lola at February 07, 2023 10:00 AM (lkAtu)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 09:56 AM (SZVQq)
This is hysterical.
Posted by: Sponge
Rick's Truism #38
If you don't schedule machine maintenance, it will schedule maintenance for you.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:00 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Kacie McDonnell at February 07, 2023 09:59 AM (us2H3)
That's a bargain, fat! This economy is gangbusters!!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Hence the reason for the line break.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:57 AM (Uf9wt)
Oh.
Well, I am a self-proclaimed dumbass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:00 AM (AW0uW)
At a haunted house an opportunity unique
As a photo of a ghost I did seek
And though the ghost was wailing
My batteries were failing
Spirit was willing...but the flash was weak
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 09:48 AM (ykeLU)
*groan*
You have a gift. I'm not saying it's a good gift but you do have it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (V6f9+)
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It's fully compliant with all construction regulations in Turkey.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (4BdKk)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)
It still cracks me up that in the Rings of Power, the Maia Sauron had decided to go straight and return to fixing Arda before Galadriel talked him into going for power again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (yQpMk)
Oh.
Well, I am a self-proclaimed dumbass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:00 AM (AW0uW)
Nah. The substance was murky. I had the same mindset.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
In unison they yelled, "Jinkies!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023
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It does look like something out of a juvenile mystery novel, like the Hardy Boys (too easy) or Nancy Drew (too hard).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:02 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 10:02 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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We didn't have time to catch that one. St. Louis No. 1 was fantastic. Well, except to that monstrosity that Nick Cage erected. A monument to ego.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023
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I doubt the Holt cemetery, as it's called, is included on any major tours. A lot of locals don't know where it is.
Since you made it back from St. Louis No. 1 in one piece, I presume you went in a tour group. The place is notorious now for people getting robbed even in daylight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
Also, not calling them insurrectionists gives the ruling class another opportunity to rub the two-tiered justice system right in our face. Because they like doing that. They WANT us to know.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 07, 2023 10:03 AM (frr40)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (yQpMk)
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For all we know, he was framed for the attack by the werewolf who killed her brother.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 10:03 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 09:58 AM (YIVH2)
It still cracks me up that in the Rings of Power, the Maia Sauron had decided to go straight and return to fixing Arda before Galadriel talked him into going for power again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (yQpMk)
Women.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:03 AM (eYoxG)
It's fully compliant with all construction regulations in Turkey.
Posted by: Cicero
Do you know what time it is?? That's right! It's time for the Limbo Dance!
How low can you go??
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:03 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (yQpMk)
I've lost track. Was that shit-show canceled, or is it still running?
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (SYTee)
******
The opening scenes of the first couple of seasons of Gunsmoke feature Matt Dillon on Boot Hill waxing philosophical as tumbleweeds blow past. In some views you can see one or two of the headstones wobbling in the breeze. Supposedly wooden, but to me the movement looks more like cardboard or styrofoam.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (ykeLU)
Had to get up at 7 to deal with Second Junior who is not going to daycare today because he's only MWF.
Went downstairs, got him his milk, turned on Pocoyo, and just collapsed on the couch.
I think I'm functional now, but I'm just sore all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (SYTee)
I think that Season 2 is still a go.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tonypete
I don't believe ya !
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (T4tVD)
Here's What Hair Transplant In Turkey Might Cost You In 2023
News you can use.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Madge, the always-smiling real estate lady at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
We have a CSA Veteran at our local cemetery.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (D25PY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (yQpMk)
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Still haven't watched it, but this also entertains me.
These writers are literal morons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (SYTee)
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Contracted for FIVE (5!) seasons, though I doubt it will make it that long, except in some abbreviated format (cutting the last two seasons down to mini-series length of 2-4 episodes or something).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (1Yy3c)
I see much potential. The yard makes it a "Go."
Of course, would need to see what's across the street...👀
Posted by: Ju at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (aTmM/)
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:06 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ju at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (aTmM/)
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A Chucky Cheese.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah - our guide was fantastic - at the beginning of the walk told us "Folks, you are in the Superbowl of robberies. Stop for no one and never flash your purse or wallet".
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:06 AM (R4xvm)
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A Chucky Cheese.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:06 AM (LvTSG)
Chucky Cheese II: Chucky's Revenge
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
You want me rub you down? It feer very nice!
Posted by: Asian Masseuse With Big 'Uns at February 07, 2023 10:07 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: rickb223
Is he dead ?
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:06 AM (T4tVD)
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Does he still vote?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 07, 2023 10:07 AM (YIVH2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
You want me rub you down? It feer very nice!
Posted by: Asian Masseuse With Big 'Uns at February 07, 2023 10:07 AM (1Yy3c)
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You're not a Thai ladyboy, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
News you can use.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:05 AM (Qzn2/)
We'll get you a new scalp rug in two shakes!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: davidt at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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A few years back, a shirt-tail cousin and I were going through a small rural cemetery where some of our kinfolk are buried. We ran across a headstone of a WWI soldier who had died in on November 10, 1918. Sad stuff.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 09:34 AM
Fairytales can come true
It can happen to you
If you're young at heart
Posted by: zombie Frank Sinatra at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Mary Bailey at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:01 AM (Qzn2/)
Inspector was saying yesterday how surprised he was that the earthquake did so much damage to buildings (he lived in California for a while). My thought is that using "inshallah" as a building philosophy probably has something to do with it. Although endemic corruption probably does too, much like why China sees more damage than they should during disasters.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:10 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
Wife is in training for her new job. She's currently on speaker with "tech support" and Habib isn't being very helpful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Her grave was all marked up with tourists' voodoo graffiti scratched onto it.
What the hell is wrong with people?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:10 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at February 07, 2023 10:10 AM (z9wFA)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi
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Thread winner.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:10 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023
***
Marie would probably find the thugs who roam here now to be quite declasse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:10 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
No Thai! Viet Namese!
Posted by: Asian Masseuse With Big 'Uns at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (nC+QA)
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In Turkey getting paid to look the other way is one of the strongest sectors of the economy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
No Thai! Viet Namese!
Posted by: Asian Masseuse With Big 'Uns at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (1Yy3c)
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You didn't say no to the "ladyboy" part, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Sponge
"Hullo, my name is Steve. I will most definitely be helpful in problem fix today. I will do the needful."
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (R4xvm)
What the hell is wrong with people?
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Who can do the voodoo they do so well??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM
My patented Flap Massage is very therapeutic, and can have you on your feet in no time!
Posted by: Trigglypuff at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Scared Already at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (+rTCi)
If Slow Joe gives a shout out to Paul in the SOTU, all the GOP reps should jump up, and holler, "It's Hammer Time!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 10:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2023 10:12 AM (6fvRe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023 10:12 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: rickb223
Is he dead ?
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:06 AM (T4tVD)
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Does he still vote?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
LOL !!!
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Scared Already at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (wrJpE)
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Those garbled staticky EMT recordings are hilarious when you compare them to the subtitles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (eGTCV)
Wait a minute you show runners, how is that empowering womyn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:08 AM (LvTSG)
No Thai! Viet Namese!
Posted by: Asian Masseuse With Big 'Uns at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (1Yy3c)
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You didn't say no to the "ladyboy" part, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)
At least he's honest.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023
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Which cemetery?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
I thought that said "stiff" and immediately tried thinking of Jeffrey Toobin jokes.
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (Uf9wt)
Wait a minute you show runners, how is that empowering womyn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (Uf9wt)
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"Adam and Eve is sexist because it makes Eve the bad person. Also Galadriel is awesome because she sent Sauron on the evil path."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223
Is he dead ?
Posted by: JT
Not quite. We're keeping his plot warm.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Fascinating how they handled the dozens of burials all in the same vault over the years.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: kallisto
(trudges back to look.....)
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2023
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"Looks like we've gotta put a little overtime in on this one --!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 07, 2023 10:15 AM (/6GbT)
A Tisket A Casket - another bonus limerick
The old-time gravedigger McGavver
Engaged in a bit of palaver
He'd remark with a sneer
"To see this corpse disappear!
Say the magic word, Abra cadaver!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 10:15 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:15 AM (Qy9+6)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2023 10:12 AM
If you look closely in the upper right, you can see the Chinese "weather" balloon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 07, 2023 10:15 AM (a3Q+t)
Wait a minute you show runners, how is that empowering womyn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (Uf9wt)
These are the people that made a feminist magazine called Jezebel.
So, yeah.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:16 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Metairie Cemetery
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4IgG)
Other family is buried in one of the more uptown above ground mausoleum cemeteries.
Family has been there since the 1850s so probably got kin buried in all of them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:17 AM (Uf9wt)
Posted by: Eromero at February 07, 2023 10:17 AM (MF3yS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Couple that with the overwhelming background music and non-essential crowd noise drowning out the main dialogue and we'll have something!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:17 AM (R4xvm)
The above ground stuff can be both interesting and scary at the same time.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Nowhere near as scary as the graveyard flooding and caskets start popping up.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:17 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Fascinating how they handled the dozens of burials all in the same vault over the years.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023
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The legend says that since the Superdome was built over the remnants of an old Indian or black cemetery (the stories vary), that the angered spirits were responsible for the Saints being a losing team for so many decades. Said legend does not explain how the spirits allowed the Saints to become Superbowl winners, though. Maybe they just got tired of cursing in eternity.
One of the very first graveyards in the French Quarter is long gone, built over a very long time ago. I wonder if there are spook legends in that block?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:18 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Too Soon at February 07, 2023 10:18 AM (wrJpE)
Posted by: rickb223
As I understand it, that's why the stone/brick coverings are so heavy - To keep those bad boys down!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:19 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:14 AM
It's easier to understand when you accept that women are amazing, perfect, and never wrong. And that BIPOC and LGBTQ+ women are even perfecter, but more oppressed.
Posted by: SJW Commissar at February 07, 2023 10:19 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Metairie Cemetery
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023
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Ah! The former site of a racetrack! (Horses, not Formula One cars)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at February 07, 2023 10:19 AM (tDhhX)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Leave me alone.
Posted by: Pip at February 07, 2023 09:43 AM (R4xvm)
I have diminished expectations for you Pip...
#sadtosay
Posted by: zombie Mr Jaggers at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (Qy9+6)
Posted by: rickb223
As I understand it, that's why the stone/brick coverings are so heavy - To keep those bad boys down!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:19 AM (R4xvm)
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PRO TIP: It's worth burying your dearly departed with an anvil, just to be safe.
Posted by: ACME Mfg. Co. at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (Qzn2/)
I liked those books a lot, and read them several times as a kid. I recall liking the movies when they came out, and watched them with my old man. I thought they did a good job.
But that was then, and this is now. If anyone in American entertainment today uses a property, they will butt-rape it to death and wear its skin in a grotesque, woke parody of whatever it once may have been.
I'm sorry, but if you watched this, you have no right to be angry about it. You knew. But then, it sounds as if very few people did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I can't help but think if we had a REAL Prez he'd say "Nice Three Stooges Dam ya got there, Chinkster; be a shame if something happened to it".
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM
So the flying thing must be a bat, headed for the belfry?
Posted by: Art Moron at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (Qy9+6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (Qy9+6)
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Did you get the optional undercoating too?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023
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Ah! The former site of a racetrack! (Horses, not Formula One cars)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Also at St. Roch Cemetery. Might be others but those two I'm aware of.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (Q4IgG)
It's 45 and raining. Just got on the boat. I hope y'all have a lovely day.
Please post the rules for the SOTU drinking game.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (oINRc)
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They're in the middle of filming the second season, though. It may be good money after bad, but it's hard to tell from the outside.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
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Watch something else.
Drink at your own pace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Had to get up at 7 to deal with Second Junior who is not going to daycare today because he's only MWF.
Went downstairs, got him his milk, turned on Pocoyo, and just collapsed on the couch.
I think I'm functional now, but I'm just sore all over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:04 AM (LvTSG)
Sounds like flu.
Heal up soon.
Soup, painkillers, water, sleep as much as you can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (V6f9+)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you
Hammer time!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (Qzn2/)
Hah probably also required in the burial regulations for Louisiana.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (Qy9+6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:21 AM (oINRc)
Well, I have never watched it, and I am not "angry" about it. Just disgusted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 10:20 AM (+rTCi)
We're all on prescription acid reflux drugs down here. You get used to it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (Uf9wt)
Wait a minute you show runners, how is that empowering womyn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (Uf9wt)
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"Adam and Eve is sexist because it makes Eve the bad person. Also Galadriel is awesome because she sent Sauron on the evil path."
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Gotta say that those sorts of people never listen to themselves speak or apply any context to their remarks. Open mouth, blat out slogan of "woke" affirmation like a Maoist college student, move on to the next chance to do so. Or make clueless "woke" statement/accusation on Twitter or Tumblr in desperate attempt to likes and social media "friends".
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (W+kMI)
Despite the hubbub about deglobalization and reshoring, it looks like post Covid the US has been exporting and importing more than before.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (+rTCi)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023
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My brother and I used to play at a playground near there. My image of "The Pearly Gates" will forever be of the walls of St. Roch Cemetery, though it has no pearly portals at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (R4xvm)
Heal up soon.
Soup, painkillers, water, sleep as much as you can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM (V6f9+)
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It's days like today that I'm really glad I work from home. I can just collapse for a little while and no one is the wiser.
The funniest part? 2 weeks ago I took Second Junior to the doctor who detected some minor ear infection and possibly strep, so she gave us antibiotics. He was halfway through the antibiotic regimen when he got sick again...probably with the viral flu.
We're paying daycare to get us sick at this point. He hasn't done a complete week of daycare since we started early last month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Drinking games for the SOTU have been banned.
Risk of alcohol poisoning is too high.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
Start drinking at noon and you'll hopefully pass out and miss it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (UuD2k)
"Technology baked into the apple sandwich:" 7-1
"Like the old Jew proverb, Jewish, what it says is, you know, don't catch a wise man in the eye of a needle--which is what we're talkin' about!" 5-1
"...and that Chinaman balloon, boom, put it in the giggly and juice the man hole. So we're making progress, progress ever' day:" 3-1
Posted by: ZOD at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (VPqzP)
Tonight's SOTU surprise: Joey awards Gen Milley the Congressional Medal of Honor for shooting down a giant symbol of White Supremacy without hurting anybody.
Posted by: Auspex at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (j4U/Z)
Yeah joint and muscle body pain main symptom of the flu.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (Qy9+6)
https://tinyurl.com/mv2xkzww
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (D25PY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (Qzn2/)
Amasah H. Taylor
Died June 19, 1886
Age 41 years, 5 months, 2 days
Amasah H. Taylor Co. K 1st Mich. Cav
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (ykeLU)
I'm unclear as to why people are watching anything anymore. You have two choices: superheros and dogshit, and there's a lot of overlap there.
My thing is just watching JCVD jump-kicking bad guys. Or whatever old stuff people here recommend. I got that Dark City movie yesterday on the recco from TJM and others. Can't wait to watch it. Since it's a quarter-century old, it's likely not a heap of woke shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (oINRc)
https://tinyurl.com/mv2xkzww
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (D25PY)
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I ain't even mad, bro.
That's mad game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023
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The people visible at the SOTU will be less trashily dressed?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Users gotta use.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:26 AM (R4xvm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (oINRc)
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Hopefully you'll enjoy it. I'd recommend starting with the director's cut, if that's an option. The theatrical cut spoon feeds some exposition at the beginning that robs the film of some of its mystery.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (Uf9wt)
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There will be more people owned by Satan on stage and in the audience, maybe. Depends if it's an actual live appearance or it's another edited speech filmed before a live studio audience.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (uGIdC)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Drinking games for the SOTU have been banned.
Risk of alcohol poisoning is too high.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (SZVQq)
Ever since ace put in those rules that we weren't allowed to die no more.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
How many did she sleep with?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (Qy9+6)
AP: Woman Eats Lovers, Saves Money
Posted by: ZOD at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (VPqzP)
Posted by: Pluskat's Dog at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (Snv5/)
Please post the rules for the SOTU drinking game.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
44 at the moment here. Clear and sunny, high of 63 forecast. A cold front moved in yesterday afternoon. Some showers. Was 75 on sunday.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023
More balloon knot twerking.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:28 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
How many did she sleep with?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (Qy9+6)
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None. After the last course she excuses herself to the ladies room and climbs out the window.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:28 AM (Qzn2/)
https://tinyurl.com/mv2xkzww
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (D25PY)
She has nice teeth.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:28 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
How many did she sleep with?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
See? This is the question that must be asked in these types of interviews. She looks very hittable.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:29 AM (D25PY)
When Christians are offended, it's just their own fucking problem.
Huh.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:29 AM (ROl0S)
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How? Jill Biden will be there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023
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"*Less* trashily dressed," not "well-dressed."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:29 AM (J2vNu)
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I learned at an early age that cemeteries are best left alone at night. the dead should be left in peace, including the restless ones.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:30 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
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Watch something else.
Drink at your own pace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM
For those about to watch the SOTU, we salute you! I'll do what I usually do...read the comments posted by those foolish enough to actually watch it live, and then see the key "highlights" replayed ad nauseum the next day.
Posted by: Grimmy at February 07, 2023 10:30 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:30 AM (ROl0S)
https://tinyurl.com/bdnke8h9
Kim Pegula still recovering from CARDIAC ISSUES 8 months later.
Don't dare talk about being jabbed on these websites....whooooeeee do people get pissy.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 07, 2023 10:30 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
How many did she sleep with?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 07, 2023 10:27 AM (Qy9+6)
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None. After the last course she excuses herself to the ladies room and climbs out the window.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Guess it wasn't Lizzo.....
Posted by: JT at February 07, 2023 10:30 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
Is there a spot for "gushes blood from eyes and strokes out" on the bingo card?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (35jYC)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (44ww/)
FBI whistleblower post on TS
https://tinyurl.com/mwb8nkkz
Posted by: Fool Otto at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
They have a shortage of fire?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (UuD2k)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
Well at least there's no shortage of baked chicken.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (ROl0S)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM
No problem! More bugs for y'all to eat, instead! And you can eat their eggs, too!
Posted by: WEF at February 07, 2023 10:33 AM (KSp1o)
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Is there a spot for "gushes blood from eyes and strokes out" on the bingo card?
Posted by: nurse ratched
Dibs on the 'you lie' square.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 07, 2023 10:33 AM (3CCua)
Is there a spot for "gushes blood from eyes and strokes out" on the bingo card?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (35jYC)
I watch Brandon's rare public appearances for that reason alone.
We have the best opportunity since 1963 to watch a Democrat President die on TV.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:33 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
Beginning to suspect these chicken farm fires are terrorist acts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM (tkR6S)
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Ah! The former site of a racetrack! (Horses, not Formula One cars) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*******
That's where I made my bones!
Bookie setting up shop down on Tchopitoulis St.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (LvTSG)
Had the same problem when Eldest Kidlet was in daycare. Main worker had chronic bronchitis so Eldest Kidlet had recurring croup. Midnight visits to local ER are the opposite of restful so we ended up withdrawing her and just eating the loss for the rest of the contract.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM (nC+QA)
https://tinyurl.com/mv2xkzww
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (D25PY)
This seems smart at first thought but considering the expectations people have nowadays how many of those dates ended with beejers?
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (D25PY)
She has nice teeth.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:28 AM (UuD2k)
Face is OK, but if you go look at other online pics.... 0... would not hit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/32bvpxk8
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at February 07, 2023 10:35 AM (LJk19)
Women are not costumes.
Unless you are Buffalo Bill, I suppose.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2023 10:35 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 07, 2023 10:35 AM (Qzn2/)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I like this painting. Kinda neat.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2023 10:35 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2023 10:35 AM (HK5Lu)
- Economy: (Better than ever, could be better but for R's)
- Going Green: (No joke, it's happening and it's great)
- China: (Come on man, it was a balloon)
- Hunter: (You come after my family I'm-a-gonna' pop you)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (ykeLU)
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You really should put down your copy of Ashley Biden's diary and stop rubbing one out to it.
I think you're going cross-eyed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
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Watch something else.
Drink at your own pace.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:23 AM
For those about to watch the SOTU, we salute you! I'll do what I usually do...read the comments posted by those foolish enough to actually watch it live, and then see the key "highlights" replayed ad nauseum the next day.
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That's my plan too. The comment section here for SOTU speeches usually matches Statler and Waldorf rather well.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (W+kMI)
They’ve reinstalled the fence around the Capitol.
With no reports of increased threats, I can only assume it’s to ensure Biden doesn’t wander off after the SOTU.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (Vwz3I)
https://tinyurl.com/mv2xkzww
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (D25PY)
And the silly bitch makes 95K a year.
Even if I did like Oriental women, I wouldn't hit it. A Long John Silver 7.*
*obligatory caveat: MP4 is fat, balding and profoundly ugly. His ability to 'hit' anything is, like his writing talent, an alcoholic fantasy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (AW0uW)
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I learned at an early age that cemeteries are best left alone at night. the dead should be left in peace, including the restless ones.
Posted by: exdem13
I'm in a Gettysburg Ghost Pictures group on Facebook. Man, people have posted some scary pictures. From all over the battlefield to the Cash Inn and the Orphanage.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (xhaym)
LOL, Sid's comment reminds me - I read a CNN article about The Balloon. The photo above the fold was the dotard in his aviators looking off into the horizon, ready to kick that balloon's ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: A dude in MI at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (/6GbT)
Thailand will become the first country to make the contract null and void, meaning that Pfizer will become responsible for all vaccine injuries.
The Royal Family have now been alerted to the fact that the princess has most likely been a victim of the jab.
It took the death of a (royal) princess to take action. Never mind the millions of kids, babies not born, and the rest.
https://tinyurl.com/yckk7j39
Posted by: artisanal ette at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (9qHsE)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (xhaym)
Bill Gates is busy!
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (xhaym)
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Thomas Kinkade worked on a Ralph Bakshi movie (Fire and Ice) as a background artist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:37 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma "
Biden will look better than Madonna.
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM
Very true. Biden looks rough, but at least he still looks human.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
So she's a whore for food. Nice.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (ROl0S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
Beginning to suspect these chicken farm fires are terrorist acts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If you've ever seen a commercial henhouse, there ain't too much that can burn.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (SZVQq)
Linky?
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (ROl0S)
I'll see if I can find it. Hold please.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
So she's a whore for food. Nice.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (HK5Lu)
And if you look at her body in other pics? Its all a lie, she ain't missin no meals.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (oHd/0)
If he looks dead, then they can put him in a body bag.
Posted by: Ziba at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (4h9M3)
She claims to have saved $150 a week. Unless she really enjoyed most of those dates it was a not very good decision based on math and economics and time management anyway. Unless her time was worth around $10 /hr
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (cUYo/)
"Hullo, my name is Steve. I will most definitely be helpful in problem fix today. I will do the needful."
Posted by: Tonypete at February 07, 2023 10:11 AM (R4xvm)
Are you his supervisor?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Hulu advertising a four night event called History of the World Part II.
But there is no Viking funeral nor Hitler on ice or Jews in space... plus not even a cameo of Mel Brooks.
Hard pass.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 09:51 AM (Uf9wt)
This. Sacrilege.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:36 AM (AW0uW)
Alternative take: MP4 is an AOS 10.
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (1Yy3c)
Thailand will become the first country to make the contract null and void, meaning that Pfizer will become responsible for all vaccine injuries.
The Royal Family have now been alerted to the fact that the princess has most likely been a victim of the jab.
It took the death of a (royal) princess to take action. Never mind the millions of kids, babies not born, and the rest.
https://tinyurl.com/yckk7j39
Posted by: artisanal ette
Conspiracy Theorists are now up 38 to 0.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (HK5Lu)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (gugbE)
She claims to have saved $150 a week. Unless she really enjoyed most of those dates it was a not very good decision based on math and economics and time management anyway. Unless her time was worth around $10 /hr
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (cUYo/)
Well you need to eat either way and cooking takes time.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (eYoxG)
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She could have saved herself the trouble and just dated one dude
Thinking the random promiscuous activity was a feature not a bug
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (ROl0S)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (Y5qcH)
Yeah, how can we have added 3 million ILLEGALS to the country, plus another 1.5 million LEGALS.... in the last year, without adding 4.5 million jobs...
and the unemployment rate went DOWN?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:41 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (HK5Lu)
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But she was giving me the sign that she wanted the big D.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2023 10:41 AM (nfrXX)
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I learned at an early age that cemeteries are best left alone at night. the dead should be left in peace, including the restless ones.
Posted by: exdem13
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I'm in a Gettysburg Ghost Pictures group on Facebook. Man, people have posted some scary pictures. From all over the battlefield to the Cash Inn and the Orphanage.
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Lots of ghostly images and sounds reported all across Gettysburg, both the town and the battle site. Reports go back decades. Chickamauga site is also said to be haunted.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:41 AM (W+kMI)
Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts, up to and including everything Alex Jones said about crisis actors.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
Start drinking at noon and you'll hopefully pass out and miss it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (UuD2k)
This is the winning plan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
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That's the lady who lived in a shoe. She's checking the house out as a possible domicile without the smell of toejam.
Posted by: Ciampino - 'illegal' alien at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)
Well, obviously she was looking at a guy at another table.
All you have is the big nose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:40 AM (SZVQq)
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Why did you drop off the number 1?
I'm pretty sure the count is 381.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (gugbE)
Posted by: Ripley
She's cheaper than in town.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
Start drinking at noon and you'll hopefully pass out and miss it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (UuD2k)
This is the winning plan.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
This is the Way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:43 AM (CsVWE)
I've heard this line before about three different movies. All from people that don't understand that the philosophy is mediocre, and that doesn't keep The Matrix from being the GOAT. It's an action movie, and it's amazing.
Unfortunately the Wachowskis are pretentious midwits whose previous movies Assassins and Bound were better than what was to come.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Someone should set up a date with it. Take it to a super expensive restaurant. And then take it home and put it in a well in the basement with the basket and the lotion.
Posted by: Zoddibal Lecter at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (VPqzP)
The card I posted at comment 322 has "Dementia Moment" as the free space, which is close enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
Wait wait wait...so the frogs really are gay?
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:24 AM (Uf9wt)
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Paul Pelosi will walk up on stage and bitch-slap Kevin McCarthy, saying "Keep my wife's name out yo' mouth!"
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (OZpoS)
Wait wait wait...so the frogs really are gay?
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (1Yy3c)
Well, they hated the female of the species and didn't fertilize eggs as normal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (44ww/)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
Wait wait wait...so the frogs really are gay?
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (1Yy3c)
Have you BEEN to France? That's a bit YES.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (oHd/0)
Paul Pelosi will walk up on stage and bitch-slap Kevin McCarthy, saying "Keep my wife's name out yo' mouth!"
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (OZpoS)
I want this......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Unfortunately the Wachowskis are pretentious midwits whose previous movies Assassins and Bound were better than what was to come.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (44ww/)
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My big problem with The Matrix is its third act. It doesn't really follow from the second. The first two acts are setting up a grand conflict between man and machine for humanity's freedom...and it turns into a heist movie to save one guy while most of the cast dies before the third act even begins.
It gets smaller instead of bigger. It feels like a letdown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Do you want alcohol poisoning, because this is how you get it at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (JCZqz)
Much like John Wick, the first one is the best specifically because it's light on the worldbuilding and philosophy. (JW 2&3 are masterpieces compared to Matrix 2&3 though).
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (ZGrMX)
Even if I did like Oriental women, I wouldn't hit it. A Long John Silver 7. . . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023
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She might make 95K, but if she lives in Manhattan, her living expenses prob. eat up (pun intended) 94.5K of it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (ROl0S)
Ellipsis, thanks for asking.
On the whole, pretty good. I think we've got the thyroid issues under control. My strength and endurance are much improved.
I've got a cancer check up in a few months, and hope that the slight upturn in my PSA count was just the expected blip at that time in my healing process...we shall see.
Otherwise, I'm dealing with life's ups and downs. I've been blessed with lots of friends, both in the real world and in the ether of the internet that have been wonderfully supportive.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (CCSxw)
No speech is necessary.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (lf83v)
I've heard this line before about three different movies. All from people that don't understand that the philosophy is mediocre, and that doesn't keep The Matrix from being the GOAT. It's an action movie, and it's amazing.
Unfortunately the Wachowskis are pretentious midwits whose previous movies Assassins and Bound were better than what was to come.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (44ww/)
V for Vendetta 'had' some 'good' stuff. I liked Hugo Weaving- although the movie overall had the same problem of fascism coming from the right, not the left.
How different is the world we live in now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (ROl0S)
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OK - it looks like they moved that silly photo below the fold to accommodate some video, but it's still there.
CAPTION: "Inside Biden's decision to 'take care of' the Chinese spy balloon that triggered a diplomatic crisis"
https://tinyurl.com/mry7sshy
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Zoddibal Lecter at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (VPqzP)
Then have the dog piss in the hole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2023 10:22 AM (GiPYS)
Start drinking at noon and you'll hopefully pass out and miss it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:25 AM (UuD2k)"
And keep drinking until Nov. 2024 and pray for a Great Awakening. And then keep drinking afterward when it doesn't happen.
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (cUYo/)
Frogs in chemical runoff did have sexual weirdness, yes.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2023 10:34 AM
Very true. Biden looks rough, but at least he still looks human.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at February 07, 2023 10:38 AM (JCZqz)
Be nice, Madonna is transitioning into butter. She is bound to look rough for a bit.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey
I feel his pain. I, too, have been accused of having too large a joystick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 07, 2023 10:47 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
Beginning to suspect these chicken farm fires are terrorist acts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If you've ever seen a commercial henhouse, there ain't too much that can burn.
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In the last couple of years the number of food raising/processing plants/storage places that have caught fire seem to have risen abruptly. Now, it could be neglect caused by the Missing Year...but I increasingly doubt it. Funny how this is happening while the elites babble on about a righteous culture of scarcity and eating less to save Mother Gaia.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:47 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2023 10:47 AM (lf83v)
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Yeah, met a guy in Scranton whose girlfriend shot a lot pictures at Gettysburg. They had one that showed a ghost. He showed it to me and it looks like a ghost. I have it on my personal computer.
Posted by: Puddihead at February 07, 2023 10:47 AM (ifUkZ)
How different is the world we live in now?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:46 AM (CsVWE)
Yeah, cracks me up that all the anarchists are wearing a mask which celebrates a guy who was NOT an anarchist, but a religious fanatic. He tried to blow up Parliament because they outlawed Catholicism.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:48 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (eGTCV)
Me, too.
Posted by: m at February 07, 2023 10:48 AM (hWiTk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 07, 2023 10:48 AM (FVME7)
Bill Gates is reportedly an investor in some kind of egg substitute made from soy and bugs or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:48 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 07, 2023 10:48 AM (OZpoS)
It gets smaller instead of bigger. It feels like a letdown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
Pseudo-philosophy is no basis for a movie. It both gets smaller scale and much larger. Up to that time, they are working within the bounds of the universe's rules (universe being the matrix) then they step 'outside the bounds'. Now that may be sort of interesting, but it gimps your story hardcore because anything can happen because you say it did. That is why the sequels fucked up royally because they sort of understood that strictures make a plot interesting, but at the same time they wanted to maintain the power fantasy and it just went silly because they are idiots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (CsVWE)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (eGTCV)
Both parents and a younger brother buried at Lake Lawn Cemetery.
A beautiful spot, right next to I-10.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1
Good choice! Is this instrumental or vocal or both?
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:47 AM (W+kMI)
And chicken feed that makes your chickens not lay eggs.... and unexplained deaths in young people right after an experimental vaccine... oh... and Race statistics on crime...
THESE SUBJECTS ARE VERBOTTEN!!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2023 10:13 AM (Uf9wt)
Feminists are either blind to virtue or actively opposed. You might think I am exaggerating but I am not.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (44ww/)
And how dare you call it haunted!
Lick of paint here. Lick of paint there and it's good as new!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (bbAYQ)
Locally, at Riverside, are the graves of Thomas Wolfe and O'Henry
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 07, 2023 10:50 AM (/pD2r)
And how dare you call it haunted!
Lick of paint here. Lick of paint there and it's good as new!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (bbAYQ)
Like using floors as a roof, eh?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (CsVWE)
Good choice! Is this instrumental or vocal or both?
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (Emce2)
Instrumental. High school concert band.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Refuses to meet with them Tells them good luck with the dems now GTFO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (D25PY)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (eGTCV)
Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts, up to and including everything Alex Jones said about crisis actors.
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This is an increasingly truthful statement. The time between "conspiracy theory" and "breaking news story" has shrunk from decades to years, and during the Potato's regime has fallen under the single year duration.
Posted by: exdem13 at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (W+kMI)
She looked like live-action Skeletor 10 years ago, and her repeated attempts to claim that the hot female artist of the minute only exists because of her so Gen Z should listen to her instead keep failing. It's pretty pathetic.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:52 AM (ZGrMX)
FYI - Polls show about 1% of the population believes in a flat earth. That would be about 40,000 people in Oklahoma, or 400 times as many people as there are pro-trans protestors. Just to put that "huge" number of protestors in perspective.
Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2023 10:52 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (CsVWE)
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I think the sequels are fine, but they really don't take advantage of the implications of the ending of the first one at all (the fourth film is pretty much just trash, though).
If I were to write sequels to The Matrix, I'd have everyone in the resistance able to do what Neo can do in terms of flying around and stuff and mastering the physical realities of life in the Matrix while Neo is deconstructing code all around him. Agents can't get within a hundred feet of them because he just tears them apart with his though.
So, the Matrix panics, sends the diggers to Zion with the added twist that yes, this is the sixth Matrix, but they've delayed the one intentionally because the reset is so destructive, so they ended up making an even more powerful One that they can't defeat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (CsVWE)
Need to balance the conflict in two dimensions. A battle across virtual reality and actual reality isn't too different from a battle across multiple planes. So military operations supporting jumps into the Matrix akin to the prison breaks of the first movie.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:52 AM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
I'll be drinking after work. I'll take care of the 'miring in depression and hate' area for you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:53 AM (AW0uW)
It gets smaller instead of bigger. It feels like a letdown.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (LvTSG)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Game of Thrones at February 07, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Refuses to meet with them Tells them good luck with the dems now GTFO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (D25PY)
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This is the first thing he's done since his election as Speaker that positively surprises me. It's nice to see. We shall see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
I'll be drinking after work. I'll take care of the 'miring in depression and hate' area for you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 07, 2023 10:53 AM (AW0uW)
I appreciate it. Good to know you've got my back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:54 AM (eGTCV)
No speech is necessary.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 07, 2023 10:45 AM (lf83v)
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I honestly thought the military occupation would never end. They should bring back the troops too -- better optics. /
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (OZpoS)
It just takes one person to stand across the street with a sign that says "God didn't get it wrong. YOU did."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If you've ever seen a commercial henhouse, there ain't too much that can burn.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:39 AM (SZVQq)
It's just a coincidence that chicken feed formulas suddenly changed to reduce egg laying.
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: Sponge
Congratulations!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (SZVQq)
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I'll donate if she disappears under the desk while Biden is speaking and "co-opts" McCarthy. You'd have to admire her commitment to her political skills at that point.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (fs1hN)
Refuses to meet with them Tells them good luck with the dems now GTFO.
If this is real and not just a head fake, maybe Gaetz and Co. really did put a scare in him a couple of weeks ago. Good. Keep the pressure on.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (nfrXX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzhCrjHTeU
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (jYCXf)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (SZVQq)
Posted by: N.Lurker at February 07, 2023 10:54 AM (eGTCV)
Harvey? or Night of the Lepus?
With yuge killer teeth....
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Why didn't the Matrix just put Neo's account in a time out?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:56 AM (Y5qcH)
Coffee. Found it.
I think I shall watch the grass grow rather than the SOTU. I'll just read the comment shere.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2023 10:56 AM (anj39)
They didn't have VaJayJay Gadde to do censorship. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Wonderful! Enjoy your evening!
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2023 10:57 AM (Emce2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 07, 2023 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Why didn't the Matrix just put Neo's account in a time out?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2023 10:56 AM (Y5qcH)
That in itself could be an interesting storyline.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:58 AM (eYoxG)
From what I've heard people figured out the formula change was specifically stuff made by Purina and have switched to feed that works.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2023 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)
Wonderful! Enjoy your evening!
Posted by: Emmie at February 07, 2023 10:57 AM (Emce2)
We will. She's only got one more concert after this one, so we're relishing in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (SZVQq)
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LOL.
The HQ is always where the laughs are during these events ...
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (OZpoS)
What Moran does with light and color, no matter the scene, is amazing and evocative. I need to see more of his work.
Posted by: JTB at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (SZVQq)
Give your balls cornrows.
Posted by: Robert at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: DanMan at February 07, 2023 11:00 AM (DB6tu)
Into my room strode a lovely ghostie
I'm here, she demurely said
For all night loving and some head
By dawn she'd drained my spirits mostly.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2023 11:00 AM (bbAYQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 07, 2023 11:00 AM (FVME7)
But yeah, the end is the weak point in the movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 07, 2023 11:01 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: mr tmz at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (rJ48h)
Biden should take a hint from all the overpaid NBA players and sit out tonight's SOTU for "load management."
Posted by: Wally at February 07, 2023 11:01 AM (FJYfm)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 07, 2023 10:31 AM (Vwz3I)
Well at least there's no shortage of baked chicken.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 07, 2023 10:32 AM (eYoxG)
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Most of it is broiled. Some is scorched then broiled.
Posted by: Ciampino - Those poor chickens at February 07, 2023 11:01 AM (qfLjt)
"180: A Chucky Cheese."
I'm embarrassed to admit that I laughed out loud.
Show some mercy, Pal, I'm trying to love my neighbor as myself here.
Posted by: Ju at February 07, 2023 11:01 AM (aTmM/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 07, 2023 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2023 11:02 AM (N+V4p)
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That in itself could be an interesting storyline.
The Matrix Part VII: 100 Comments Til Death
Posted by: Oddbob at February 07, 2023 11:03 AM (nfrXX)
And how dare you call it haunted!
Lick of paint here. Lick of paint there and it's good as new!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2023 10:49 AM (bbAYQ)
You can't just cover up a Hellmouth. You need to feature it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 07, 2023 11:03 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2023 10:55 AM (SZVQq)
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LOL.
The HQ is always where the laughs are during these events ...
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 07, 2023 10:59 AM (OZpoS)
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Well one of our cats is getting married. 'Which one?' you ask. I don't know, but the cats know.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Those poor chickens at February 07, 2023 11:04 AM (qfLjt)
If Biden's handlers truly wish him gone,
Now would be the perfect time to mess with drug regimen or fill his written speech with obvious lies and goofs.
And demonstrate the true capacity of senile Joe.
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