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The Left Wants to #Cancel Tucker Carlson (Again!), Over Crack About Using the American Military to Liberate Canada From the Dictator Trudeau

No, he wasn't serious about invading Canada.

Though it is a proposition deserving of serious consideration. Trudeau is a dictator, and the neocons and neoliberals all tell me we have to send the military to any country ruled by a dictator.

The Toronto Sun is gasping!

Tucker Carlson has no love for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

The Fox News host was interviewing Montreal-born college professor David Azerrad on his Fox Nation show this week when he said the U.S. should "liberate" Canada from Trudeau.

"I mean, why should we stand back and watch our biggest trading partner, the country with which we share the longest border -- and actually a great country, I love Canada. I've always loved Canada because of its natural beauty. Why should we let it become Cuba?" Carlson said, according to Business Insider.

"Why don't we liberate it? We're spending all this money to liberate Ukraine from the Russians, why are we not sending an armed force to liberate Canada from Trudeau? And I mean it."

Carlson said he was "completely in favour of a Bay of Pigs operation" in Canada, not acknowledging that the operation to overthrow Castro's government was a failure.

Azerrad responded by saying he wasn't on board. "I don't know that I'm there yet with you," he said. Carlson than said he was "talking himself into a frenzy."

Azerrad gets people into trouble. He says based things, then people try to top his last based utterance, and then all of a sudden Media Matters is slobbering all over your peen.


Who knows, maybe he was serious. He spoke about how much he "loves Canada," praising its "natural beauty," which is exactly the sort of thing we always say before we starting bombing the hell out of a country.

Canada's NDP -- the far leftwing party that joined with Trudeau to give him his meager majority -- wants to censure Tucker Carlson.

NeverTrumper and Permanent Grifter Joe Walsh did what NeverTrumpers do, and joined with the left in their campaign to deplatform and cancel of a conservative:

Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom

Jan 27

F*ck @TuckerCarlson.

The left, which is morbidly obese and sits on its collective ass all day typing slanders and stupidities into Twitter boxes, finally gets a little exercise by having itself a Coordinated Mass Spazz-Out.

There's more to what Carlson said because of course there is, like calling for "sending an armed force north," but repeating too much of his rhetoric only serves to spread it. Instead, let the story be told through Twitter replies, which are as comedically critical as can be expected.

Oh no, we don't want to spread his rhetoric about invading Canada.


One Twitter user said, "No, thank you, Tucker. We in Canada are perfectly capable of ousting a leader we don't like through a well-run, clean & efficient democratic election. We'd be happy to show you how that works."

I wish you would, because the Democrats have our elections fully rigged.

...

Others suggested that Carlson might be the problem in his own country, with one Twitter user writing, "As a Canadian, I'd love to see the US liberate itself from Tucker Carlson!" Of course, the U.S. probably won't hear their plea, but one can hope.

Sick burn dude.

The former US Ambassador to Canada -- under Obama, of course:

Bruce A. Heyman
@BruceAHeyman

Not funny. I call on ⁦@FoxNews to issue a formal apology.

He said that while linking a Huffington Post shriek-out about Carlson's joke. Again: Of course.

Cry moar.

Note that this "Willa Holt" writing the article about how terrible it is that Tucker would say this chooses to include an angry leftwing Canadian essentially threatening to come down to the US to kill Carlson.

But she knows she can get away with that, because hate speech and calls for murder are always approved by The Regime.

"Sometimes it's the simplest solutions that are the best," she says, endorsing the scheme to murder Tucker Carlson. (By the way, did a chatbot write that? It's strange English.)

Again, there will be no deplatforming or shadowbanning of this person. No FBI files will be opened.

The Regime doesn't object to violence and death threats so long as they are directed towards The Regime's political enemies.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 st
and crazy

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 01, 2023 12:00 PM (aQ25I)

2 He's not wrong.

Free Canada!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:00 PM (PyOKD)

3 Whoa margins

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (t0OGg)

4 Howdy AceBot!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (ChAEn)

5 This is fine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (EGSGm)

6 Though it is a proposition deserving of serious consideration. Trudeau is a dictator, and the neocons and neoliberals all tell me we have to send the military to any country ruled by a dictator.
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Unless it's one of those *good* dictatorships. Like ours and our allies'.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (t0OGg)

7 Ace to the Barrel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (UuD2k)

8 This is fine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (EGSGm)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (PyOKD)

9 OMG.....

*gasps for air*

*passes out*

Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Mornin' Ace!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (KS2iY)

11 Now these are blown margins...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

13 My comment is waaaaay over there ---------------------->>

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (CWiKs)

14 The margins will never recover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Tucker Carlson has no love for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

#meneither
He's a putz. A dictatorial putz.

Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (Rbu5d)

16 I think the U.S. military blew up the margins.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (wNDOJ)

17 Ace of Spades HQ, now in Mercator Projection!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (wtvvX)

18 "We need to destroy Ukraine to save it! Also, Canada is a utopian paradise!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

19 I'm not reading the content till this is fixed. What's this post about?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Watch how Conservative MPs reject an NDP motion to call on the House of Commons to condemn comments made by @FoxNews personality @TuckerCarlson to use the US armed forces to "liberate Canada of Justin Trudeau"
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Their silence is violence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)

21 Woah! what did you do Ace?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (uNylN)

22 Wide world of news

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (XvPQV)

23 *places cigarette in stiletto, strikes match

Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (w9Wax)

24 Bruce A. Heyman
@BruceAHeyman
Not funny. I call on ⁦@FoxNews to issue a formal apology.

-------

I formally call on you to eat a bag of dicks.

(I would so be kicked of Twitter in heartbeat.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (UuD2k)

25 Wide stance here, boss!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (AW0uW)

26 Wide Load

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (4I/2K)

27 I wish you would, because the Democrats have our elections fully rigged.
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Heh. I had the same thought...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)

28 And 'Conservatives' like Steven Green are canceling Kari Lake as 'too reckless'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (XvPQV)

29 No sense of humor.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (AwYPR)

30 "We need to destroy Ukraine to save it! Also, Canada is a utopian paradise!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:02 PM (LvTSG)



I feel connected to you in some way.

Posted by: George W. Bush at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Bigger margins than Whoopie's ass to toilet seat ratio.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:03 PM (9qSw/)

32 Widen your horizons, Marshmallow Peeps!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (w9Wax)

33 American used to invade countries like America for doing things to Americans that America is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (XvPQV)

34 Lamont you big dummy.

Posted by: Bosk at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (ZVuYy)

35 The margins thank you.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (lTGtQ)

36 Just my style!

Posted by: The Wide Latina at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (4I/2K)

37 After these blown margins, I don't need a cigarette, I need a cigar.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (anj39)

38 Seems a backup beeper should be blaring right now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Margins?
We don't need no steenking margins!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 12:04 PM (7oI5w)

40 "Canada is terrible? I'm surprised! I should find out more!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

41 And we're the ones that don't read the content?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (UuD2k)

42 Yes, this will wrap my humongous ass quite nicely.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (4I/2K)

43 Wide Track!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1nrOFRyi5U

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (wtvvX)

44 And 'Conservatives' like Steven Green are canceling Kari Lake as 'too reckless'.

He posts at Instapundit. Do you really expect him to stand up for a fighter?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (AW0uW)

45 Glad I got reading glasses recently, so I can read the microscopic text after I've got the page to all fit on one screen.

Posted by: Grimmy at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (D2j2d)

46

64, if you relax!

Posted by: Justin Castrospeskyanalrundown at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (lwaHO)

47 We should be able to cover a wide range of topics here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (Zqeqr)

48 Again, there will be no deplatforming or shadowbanning of this person. No FBI files will be opened.

The Regime doesn't object to violence and death threats so long as they are directed towards The Regime's political enemies.

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If it weren't for the double standard, they'd have no standards at all. Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (t0OGg)

49 The blog has gained some Groundhog Day weight.

If we can overthrow Trudeau, can we start here first?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (bkUtD)

50 So THIS is what it's like to feel an orgasm from your toes..........

Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

51 Yo mama margin so fat...

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (ChAEn)

52 It's been a meme for decades that the Pentagon has contingent Canada invasion plans. Need to dust them off?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (+dlZV)

53 These margins are so wide they have duct tape coving up the seams!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (UuD2k)

54 Whoa! Never had the margins blown on my laptop before!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (Mzdiz)

55 I do hope Tucker carries like Steven Crowder does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (XvPQV)

56 It's been a meme for decades that the Pentagon has contingent Canada invasion plans. Need to dust them off?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (+dlZV)
++++
War Plan Red.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (t0OGg)

57 One of them moments where I am glad I have a desktop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (xPJvm)

58 Posted by: Stacy Abrams at 12:00 PM



Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Look, I know all about wide, and this is really, really wide.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Topless at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (gf7Ez)

60 Gotta hold my phone sideways to just see the blog.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (wtvvX)

61 This blog is a brick house! 36 - 24 - 46!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (4I/2K)

62 Yo margins so fat, when they sit around the house, they sit around the house!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (9qSw/)

63 Canada is the one country where U.S. military always fail. The military did attack Canada during the Revolutionary War and lost battles. The Canadian Colonies were happy with Britain, so they did not want independence. War of 1812 didn't have much luck either. Perhaps we're better just singing about blaming Canada.

Posted by: hadsil at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (dBI7o)

64 Loose margins is death by burning at the stake. Says so in the rules right here.

Posted by: Witchfinder General at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (gaSe6)

65 Never seen it so wide before... funny it happened after the gay episode of the Last of Us, hmmmm

Posted by: lin-duh at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (UUBmN)

66 44 And 'Conservatives' like Steven Green are canceling Kari Lake as 'too reckless'.

He posts at Instapundit. Do you really expect him to stand up for a fighter?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:05 PM (AW0uW)

Oh no, I don't expect him to do anything except what his Top orders him to felch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (XvPQV)

67 Lamont is back at the wheel!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (YIVH2)

68 Fuck the Canucks. If they want to be ruled by a dictator -- especially a flaming faggot dictator like Trudeau -- then let them get it good and hard and deep. What's this got to do with me?

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 12:07 PM (iFTx/)

69 Look, fat!

No. That's it. FAT!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Watch out Tucker, invading Canada would require troops in Florida, just to protect against a rear-guard counter-attack.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (0O7FR)

71 61 This blog is a brick house! 36 - 24 - 46!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (4I/2K)

Only if she's 5'3"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (XvPQV)

72 It's a wide world after all!

Posted by: Disney at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (4I/2K)

73 Whoa.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (tp+tP)

74 So much space!!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (sI15f)

75 To everyone freaking out about this, I say, in the words of Health Canada, kill yourself.

Posted by: JSchuler at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (l6eKM)

76 What the hell, now that is some wide and luxurious content. My laptop literally cannot handle it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)

77 One of them moments where I am glad I have a desktop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (xPJvm)
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...and three monitors!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (YIVH2)

78 Yo margins so big, its belt size is "equator."

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (ChAEn)

79 42 - 39 - 56

THIS BLOG HAS GOT IT ALL!!!!!!

Posted by: AC\DC at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Blog is wider than a Kardashian ass.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (+dlZV)

81 This is more than blowing the margins. This is a pornstar level event.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)

82 Maybe Trudeau will catch a felony for selling untaxed maple syrup on the black market.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (9qSw/)

83 Sum Ting Wong

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (qhnoT)

84 Canadian Bacon had one good joke, being forced to translate the insults into French, which of course was shamelessly stolen from Life of Brian. Moore is such a hack.

Posted by: Sjg at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (gDSJf)

85 I can't believe anyone is falling for this. Don't you know that Twitter is dead? The smartest people told us so.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (h5TKJ)

86 77 One of them moments where I am glad I have a desktop.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 01, 2023 12:06 PM (xPJvm)
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...and three monitors!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (YIVH2)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)

87 Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you.

Posted by: Bosk at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (ZVuYy)

88 WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING THAT BAY IF PIGS FAILED!

Horrors.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (qhnoT)

89 Ace, yo blog so fat it doesn't need the internet; it's already worldwide.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (PyOKD)

90 Heh.

Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

91 I can't believe anyone is falling for this. Don't you know that Twitter is dead? The smartest people told us so.
Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (h5TKJ)
++++
Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (t0OGg)

92 Whole Lotta Rosie!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (xPJvm)

93 I dunno.... Canada has a lot to answer for, starting with Molson.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)

94 Speaking of war and peace, I see our NATO ally Turkey is fucking with Iraq.

Risk of Deeper Conflict As Turkey Pushes Into Iraq

https://bit.ly/3jn9aJD

Day what you will about President Biden, he makes life interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (FVME7)

95 First the Divil taketh thy margins, then thy virginity, then thy soul.

Posted by: Witchfinder General at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (gaSe6)

96 I'm glad to see ace's site is being more widely read.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (iayUP)

97 Can someone help tie a 2x4 to my ass?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (9qSw/)

98 So much space!!
Posted by: Miss Issippi
----
It's for the pound of fentynil in a certain "space"

Posted by: lin-duh at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (UUBmN)

99 At least it isn't centered as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (lTGtQ)

100 Ace going blitzkreig past the Marginot Line.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (wtvvX)

101 Does this HTML make my ass look fat?

Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (w9Wax)

102
Your margins soooo fat,
when the blog crossed my mind,

It broke my neck.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (CWiKs)

103 Does Canada require term limits? Or is Trudeux on his way to being a life-time dictator?

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (BD/yx)

104 Mmmm, this is some high quality ace action.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (zZu0s)

105 [i/]This is more than blowing the margins. This is a pornstar level event.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)[p/i]


Busty Lesbian Porn > Ace Blows Margins

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

106 And the margins are getting GIRTHY....

Posted by: Leon at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (5FPX4)

107 Ace just blew his own margins, NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (S7une)

108 Rosie O'donnell just said the blog needs to lose some weight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (zZu0s)

109 Somebody blew the margins so bad you can read this post in Spain.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (Jg7EG)

110 We should annex Alberta.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (UpJmT)

111 Oh, Tucker is going to have fun with this nonsense tonight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (vgYvF)

112 Ace visits Indianapolis Motor Speedway and is mightily impressed with the Yard of Bricks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

113 There’s a lot of margin for error on the blog today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (Q4jDv)

114 Brian Dennehy just said "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNN!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

115 Ace, yo blog so fat it has more rolls than a bakery.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (PyOKD)

116 I can get on board if someone promises to burn Washington DC again!

Posted by: Van Down by the River at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (HuN6h)

117 its that huge Twitter link doing the wide damage?

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (Cus5s)

118 Hope Ace got 20 bucks

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (9qSw/)

119 Wonder if Ace's neighbors have called the cops from all his screaming?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (bkUtD)

120 Whose in the barrel? They should get a very long time out. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (Y+l9t)

121 On a serious note I still hold a grudge about Canada ( government) for harboring and supporting deserters and draft dodgers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (+dlZV)

122 Blow me!

Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (uezvF)

123 I think Leonard Cohen had the right idea. First we should take Manhattan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)

124 Trudeau was elected (well, parliamentary system, so indirect, but you know what I mean), and re-elected, in elections that AFAIK lack any hint of fraud. Canada uses normal, old-style, simple, high-integrity election processes.

So, there you go.

They have what the effective electoral majority or plurality of them have chosen. And other than as members of Five Eyes, they represent no "threat" and won't, and of course given the state of governance in the US, the nature and color of "threats" is rather complicated now.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (OTzUX)

125 This post is phat!

Posted by: Inogame, Ruski Botski at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (53oGX)

126 115 Ace, yo blog so fat it has more rolls than a bakery.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (PyOKD)

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (XvPQV)

127 Again, there will be no deplatforming or shadowbanning of this person


I thought Elon was gonna straighten all that out?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (Zqeqr)

128 Went out for lunch which I don't often do.

Went to Big Buns which is one of those bespoke burger places. Not Burger King but not Ruth's Chris either (yeah I know they don't do burgers). Anyway 20 bucks for burger and fries.

What can't go on won't.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (qhnoT)

129 Today Swift's "Modest Proposal" would be banned as hatespeech.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (5FPX4)

130 To keep this on the screen, you can only post 25 characters.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (9qSw/)

131 Whatever does Tucker mean, we're spending money on Ukraine?

The United States is readying more than $2 billion worth of military aid for Ukraine that is expected to include longer-range rockets for the first time and other munitions and weapons, two U.S. officials briefed on the matter told Reuters on Tuesday. Oh.

We gotta do it - whatever it takes!!!

Ukraine needs the ATACMS. (a longer range missile sysytem we deliberately left out) It is wrong to deny Ukraine the ability to strike the missile, artillery, and drone sites that are killing civilians.

They need ATACMS. They need the range. Russia has a significant reach advantage when it comes to standoff weapons and ballistic missiles. In for a goddamn penny, in for a mother fucking pound.

What's Russia going to do? Nuke the west? Please.


Never understood the "escalation" argument The sooner the West decides to really win this war, the less death and destruction and world economic problems, and the sooner it all ends. No way we can just bow down and let Putin have whatever he wants because he might start a nuclear war.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (D2j2d)

132 Nuke Canada...it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (S7une)

133 Ooh margins, you might wanna trim down a bit, honey.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (tp+tP)

134 The left is ready to invoke the 25th amendment on Tucker!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (ssESX)

135 Yo margins so fat, its blood type is Ragu

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (ChAEn)

136 Whose in the barrel? They should get a very long time out. This is ridiculous.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2023 12:12 PM (Y+l9t)



It seems Lamont the Big Dummy will be making an encore appearance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

137 >>>On a serious note I still hold a grudge about Canada ( government) for harboring and supporting deserters and draft dodgers.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


And Bryan Adams.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (bkUtD)

138 This Tucker thing reminds me of when Reagan joked about bombing the USSR.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (Q4jDv)

139 NATO is now debating troops on the ground in GraftLand.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (9qSw/)

140 Fidel Trudeau is Mayor Pete Bootyjudge with half the gay.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (Jg7EG)

141 Looks like the Tyre Nichols story isn't news any more. Weird.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (Iz7WQ)

142 87 Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you.
Posted by: Bosk at February 01, 2023 12:09 PM (ZVuYy)

*nods*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (XvPQV)

143 @103

>>Does Canada require term limits? Or is Trudeux on his way to being a life-time dictator?

As far as I am aware, as long as you can cobble together a collation that will give you a governing majority, you can serve for life.


Apparently Treudue is unpopular but the anti-Treudue factions do not have the numbers to oust him and his governing majority of deuschebags and a**clown fascists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (vgYvF)

144 Something to do with Lamont?

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (7Dq6u)

145 Day what you will about President Biden, he makes life interesting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (FVME7)
++++
The "Chinese Curse" comes to mind...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (t0OGg)

146 Ace has gone hi-def. 1920 X 1080 required for the site.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (iayUP)

147 Canada may order Tucker to be re-educated.

Which would kinda make his point.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (qhnoT)

148 WARNING: Blog may collapse under its own gravity.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (tp+tP)

149 131 We gotta do it - whatever it takes!!!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (D2j2d)

=======

Think this person is willing to go themselves to fight on the front lines?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

150 Time to get pontificating with all this room.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

151 This is your blog.


This is your blog on Krispy Kreme, McDonald's, Arby's, Jack in the Box and Boston Market, every day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

152
Blown margins.

Another goddam dick joke.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)

153 Has Lamont sabotaged the margins?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (1YNFv)

154 Ace blog so fat, when you read it around the house, you read it AROUND da house!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (Zqeqr)

155 What the heck happened to the margins?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (ssESX)

156 141 Looks like the Tyre Nichols story isn't news any more. Weird.
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (Iz7WQ)

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"Black people are racist against black people because of white people" is, to be honest, a weird narrative to push.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

157 IT'S GONNA CAPSIZE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

158 I think Leonard Cohen had the right idea. First we should take Manhattan.

--

That SOB was prescient.

"I don't like your fashion business, mister.
And I don't like these drugs that keep you thin.
I don't like what happened to my sister..."

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (Iz7WQ)

159 There is no joking in Canada !

Posted by: Ayatollah Khanady at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (5FPX4)

160 "Black people are racist against black people because of white people" is, to be honest, a weird narrative to push.

Still makes more sense then "if you cut your balls off you become a woman"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (lc5cP)

161 149 131 We gotta do it - whatever it takes!!!

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (D2j2d)

=======

Think this person is willing to go themselves to fight on the front lines?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

No, they'd have to stop taking their transition hormones.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (XvPQV)

162 Ace, to Garrett: Does this blog make my ass look big?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (PyOKD)

163 This is your blog on Krispy Kreme, McDonald's, Arby's, Jack in the Box and Boston Market, every day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)


It just to take smaller bytes

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (ChAEn)

164 I like Double Wides.

( sorry Paula. Only person I could think of associated with trailers )

Posted by: Paula Jones at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (+dlZV)

165 Looks like the Tyre Nichols story isn't news any more. Weird.
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (Iz7WQ)


I'm surprised Spongebrain Shitpants hasn't shown up to bump fists with the family.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (AW0uW)

166 This post is as fat as Tom Nichols bologna tits...

Posted by: Inogame, Ruski Botski at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (53oGX)

167 Does this thread make me look fat ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (bs+z0)

168 Taking Canada.
Seems as if they could get that money laundering thing going a lot more convenient just across the border.
Big consideration would be how convenient is it for their master, Xi?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (TuwZN)

169 mmm, Arbys

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (Y5qcH)

170 The link to the https://twitter.com/NormanWHoganCDA twat needs to be fixed.....please......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

171

Think this person is willing to go themselves to fight on the front lines?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

The front lines are in Portland. They're winning.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (j4U/Z)

172 Canada is an authoritarian state.

But of course so is the US now.

In both cases they'd objectively be better off with "regime change"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (lc5cP)

173 And much of the authoritarian stuff is built-in and not the ridiculous, pernicious clown-child Trudeau. Canada does not have the (battered, in some senses merely technical) constitutional protections and guard-rails the US has/had.

Ask Mark Steyn, and many others who have spoken or written unassailable analytical stuff and been hauled into star chamber Khmer Rouge-esque proceedings as punishment.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (OTzUX)

174 160 "Black people are racist against black people because of white people" is, to be honest, a weird narrative to push.

Still makes more sense then "if you cut your balls off you become a woman"
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (lc5cP)

==========

What if I just declare that I'm a woman? Is that enough?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

175 Seriously though, how would an invasion of Canada go? Would the Quebecois support us or just continue to be dicks? Would there be an insurgent movement, and if so, could our troops withstand that many hockey pucks?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (tp+tP)

176 @156

>>"Black people are racist against black people because of white people" is, to be honest, a weird narrative to push.

I bet, You're kids college professor guy, could write a couple of paragraphs that would explain it all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (vgYvF)

177 No way we can just bow down and let Putin have whatever he wants because he might start a nuclear war.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (D2j2d)

This would make a good epitaph for the United States' grave marker if this insanity continues.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (KSNKu)

178 ... Never understood the "escalation" argument The sooner the West decides to really win this war, the less death and destruction and world economic problems, and the sooner it all ends. No way we can just bow down and let Putin have whatever he wants because he might start a nuclear war.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM (D2j2d)
++++
Well, that's one possibility. Walking in and drubbing Russia inside of three weeks (assuming that's possible and we want to) might be even more disruptive and destabilizing. It might "all end" or it might blow out into WWIII, this time with nukes.

One of many reasons it's best to avoid these kinds of conflicts if possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

179 I'm surprised Spongebrain Shitpants hasn't shown up to bump fists with the family.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (AW0uW)



He called them and Kumswala is going to the funeral.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

180 The blog needs to hang out in water because it can’t support its weight on land.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (Q4jDv)

181 Michelangelo, I need you to put some sort of creation painting on that blog- with appropriate design!

Posted by: Pope Julius II at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (zZu0s)

182 161 No, they'd have to stop taking their transition hormones.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (XvPQV)

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Then why do they even want Ukraine to win?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

183 167 Does this thread make me look fat ?
Posted by: It's me donna
-------------------------

Taller and leaner.
Younger too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (TuwZN)

184 My phone does not like these margins.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (sAmhv)

185 I'm surprised Spongebrain Shitpants hasn't shown up to bump fists with the family.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (AW0uW).


He invited them to the SOTU next week and they accepted

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (bs+z0)

186 What the heck happened to the margins?

Well, when a daddy blogger and a mommy blog love each other very much. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (AW0uW)

187 "No, thank you, Tucker. We in Canada are perfectly capable of ousting a leader we don't like through a well-run, clean & efficient democratic election. We'd be happy to show you how that works."

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Trudeau was democratically elected? I thought he was the Prime Minister.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (iWt73)

188 "Never understood the "escalation" argument"

Then STFU.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (Y5qcH)

189 176 @156

>>"Black people are racist against black people because of white people" is, to be honest, a weird narrative to push.

I bet, You're kids college professor guy, could write a couple of paragraphs that would explain it all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (vgYvF)

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Mannix, can you help?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

190 Congratulations!
We have awarded this thread it's very own zip code: 07734

Posted by: US Postal Service at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (w9Wax)

191 Putin will use nukes instead of lose.

Never been more sure of anything in my life.

These assholes will get us all killed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (9qSw/)

192 I....kinda prefer Neil Diamond's cover of "Suzanne" over Leonard Cohen's original.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (XvPQV)

193 Does this thread make me look fat ?
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (bs+z0)



This thread makes Lena Dunham look like Heidi Klum .

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Should be fixed...until Ace saves his version.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (XIJ/X)

195 If recruitment trends continue our invasion force will consist of two trannys and a pregnant airwoman.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (5FPX4)

196 178 Well, that's one possibility. Walking in and drubbing Russia inside of three weeks (assuming that's possible and we want to) might be even more disruptive and destabilizing. It might "all end" or it might blow out into WWIII, this time with nukes.

One of many reasons it's best to avoid these kinds of conflicts if possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

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It's practically Sherman-esque! War is best done with terrible energy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

197 What's Russia going to do? Nuke the west? Please.


Putin has said that Ukraine is a proxy for the West and the United States, and has compared the war to the same mistake made by Napoleon and Hitler.

I would not be surprised to see him nuke Ukraine a little, just a little bit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (e+csY)

198 Phew......Now I can go read the content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Trudeau was democratically elected? I thought he was the Prime Minister.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (iWt73)

It's the DU. They think Senate races are gerrymandered.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)

200 Hmm, 148 comments in the first 14 minutes of a post, and 30 of them might even be about the content!

Ladies and gentlemen, if we can keep this up, we have a chance at 1000 for the post. This calls for a really futile and stupid gesture on somebody's part, and we're just the morons and 'ettes to do it.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (a/dOO)

201 What if I just declare that I'm a woman? Is that enough?

Depends are you wearing a short skirt and going commando?

Posted by: David French at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (lc5cP)

202 Thanks CBD! You're a good American!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (9qSw/)

203 Looks like the Tyre Nichols story isn't news any more. Weird.
--

I'm surprised Spongebrain Shitpants hasn't shown up to bump fists with the family.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

-

I saw where the funeral is today and one of George Floyd's multimillionaire children he never met is going to be there to celebrate the family also winning the lottery.

No joke, the guy's name is Flonase or something very similar.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (Iz7WQ)

204 182 161 No, they'd have to stop taking their transition hormones.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (XvPQV)

=======

Then why do they even want Ukraine to win?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

They do what they're told.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (XvPQV)

205 Ace probably had to take a call from VDH and/or Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (1YNFv)

206 Damn. Now when it is back to normal, the blog looks funny.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

207 I like big blogs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a post walks in with gigantic space
And those margins in your face

You get sprung!

Posted by: Sir Ace-a-Lot at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (wtvvX)

208 I'm surprised Spongebrain Shitpants hasn't shown up to bump fists with the family.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM (AW0uW).


He invited them to the SOTU next week and they accepted
Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (bs+z0)


Anyone willing to bet me that every last nickelfucking asshole GOP clown will stand up and applaud them when they're pointed out?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (AW0uW)

209 Whew.

Water weight gone! Blog is back to normal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (XvPQV)

210 94 Speaking of war and peace, I see our NATO ally Turkey is fucking with Iraq.

Risk of Deeper Conflict As Turkey Pushes Into Iraq

https://bit.ly/3jn9aJD

Day what you will about President Biden, he makes life interesting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:10 PM (FVME7)

Yeah Turkey has been trying to expands its territory in bits and pieces for years. Strangely no one ever talks about it in the US.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (eYoxG)

211 197 What's Russia going to do? Nuke the west? Please.


Putin has said that Ukraine is a proxy for the West and the United States, and has compared the war to the same mistake made by Napoleon and Hitler.

I would not be surprised to see him nuke Ukraine a little, just a little bit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (e+csY)

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And, if he does it, he ain't nuking the farmland of Indiana. He's nuking NYC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

212 When Robert Reich is right, he's right.

Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
Why not heavily tax zero-sum work while subsidizing work that generates social good?

-
Take economists who are always wrong about everything, for example. (Or should that be "Take economists who are always wrong about everything. Please!")

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (FVME7)

213 Seriously though, how would an invasion of Canada go? Would the Quebecois support us or just continue to be dicks? Would there be an insurgent movement, and if so, could our troops withstand that many hockey pucks?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:17 PM (tp+tP)

I think a good percentage would see us as liberators.

Posted by: Paula Jones at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (+dlZV)

214 And just like that, we're back to normal.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (AW0uW)

215 Funny?? Like a clown????

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (iayUP)

216 Ace, yo blog so skinny the Olsen Twins called and said they want their eating disorder back.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (PyOKD)

217 Damn. Now when it is back to normal, the blog looks funny.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)


Stretch marks. After a while, you won't notice them.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (ChAEn)

218 Now the blog has stretch marks.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (iayUP)

219 Blog went on a crash diet?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (wtvvX)

220 One Twitter user said, "No, thank you, Tucker. We in Canada are perfectly capable of ousting a leader we don't like through a well-run, clean & efficient democratic election. We'd be happy to show you how that works."


You reelected him, you peterpuffer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Buncha leaf-brained, syrup-swilling, metric-system-loving hosers at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (UKe2c)

222 207 I like big blogs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a post walks in with gigantic space
And those margins in your face

You get sprung!
Posted by: Sir Ace-a-Lot at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (wtvvX)

Nice. Would have been perfect if ace made the comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (zZu0s)

223 ++++
Well, that's one possibility. Walking in and drubbing Russia inside of three weeks (assuming that's possible and we want to) might be even more disruptive and destabilizing. It might "all end" or it might blow out into WWIII, this time with nukes.

One of many reasons it's best to avoid these kinds of conflicts if possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
----------------------------------------

Einstein said he didn't know what weapons would be used to fight WWIII but that WWIV would be fought with sticks and stones.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (TuwZN)

224 I like big blogs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a post walks in with gigantic space
And those margins in your face

You get sprung!
Posted by: Sir Ace-a-Lot at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (wtvvX)


Or was it Sir Ace-o-BOT???

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (ChAEn)

225 211 197 What's Russia going to do? Nuke the west? Please.


Putin has said that Ukraine is a proxy for the West and the United States, and has compared the war to the same mistake made by Napoleon and Hitler.

I would not be surprised to see him nuke Ukraine a little, just a little bit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 12:18 PM (e+csY)

========

And, if he does it, he ain't nuking the farmland of Indiana. He's nuking NYC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

Amen.

I mean, uh, that's a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (eYoxG)

226 Robert Reich is never right.

He may, like Bernie Sanders, accurately describe situations, but his solutions are always more Statism.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (XvPQV)

227 Anyone willing to bet me that every last nickelfucking asshole GOP clown will stand up and applaud them when they're pointed out?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:19 PM (AW0uW)


I'm still futilely hoping the GOP clowns in question will just boycott the SOTU altogether. But as you said, clowns.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (tp+tP)

228 220 One Twitter user said, "No, thank you, Tucker. We in Canada are perfectly capable of ousting a leader we don't like through a well-run, clean & efficient democratic election. We'd be happy to show you how that works."


You reelected him, you peterpuffer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

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And...Biden beat Trump. I'm beginning to think Canada is populated by morons. French-descended morons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

229 219 Blog went on a crash diet?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (wtvvX)

Keto. Think it might be overdoing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

230 Blog got so fat, that when Ace's pager went off, everyone thought he was backing-up.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (e6UQI)

231 214 And just like that, we're back to normal.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (AW0uW)

GOAT of comments.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

232 As long as we give Quebec to France, let's roll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (s71O3)

233 I just want to tell you good luck, Margins. We're all counting on you.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (gaSe6)

234 NATO is now debating troops on the ground in GraftLand.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:13 PM


Seems everyone has WWIII madness. Because that is what will happen if NATO sends troops to Ukraine, putin will be backed into a corner and he will say......fvck it, and launch everything he has that remains operational.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (uNylN)

235 Biden can puff out his old man chest and basically threaten Putin with WWIII over Ukraine, but Tucker's gotta go....

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (sVtYq)

236 Carlson said he was "completely in favour of a Bay of Pigs operation" in Canada, not acknowledging that the operation to overthrow Castro's government was a failure.

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We could call it the "Bay of Rigs" operation in honor of the truckers.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (JIeFL)

237 Anne Coulter was fired from National Review for less

Posted by: Paula Jones at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (+dlZV)

238 Canadians act like they like tyranny.

ENJOY!!

Cut ties with Canada. We don't deal with tyrannical governments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Einstein said he didn't know what weapons would be used to fight WWIII but that WWIV would be fought with sticks and stones.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (TuwZN)

Einstein is a poster child for 'smart in one area does not make you smart in all areas'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (XvPQV)

240 I....kinda prefer Neil Diamond's cover of "Suzanne" over Leonard Cohen's original.

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There was a cover album that came out back in the 90s of alternative bands doing his stuff. Some of it was really good. Nick Cave's Tower of Song was the best, but I'm a big Nick Cave fan (he does a good live version of Suzanne, too).

I can't remember the band but the version of Don't Go Home with Your Hardon is good.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (Iz7WQ)

241 I had to turn off the Java script, load the comments,
then go back and turn off Java script.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

242 Posting a big link right now is likely to irritate CBD, y'all. Prolly best not to do it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (1YNFv)

243 Yeah, when these pussies express the same outrage over Swalwell threatening parts of the country with nukes, I may feign interest in what they have to say.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (KbCG3)

244 I for one am look forward to WWIII. I can't wait to see the Tranny Light Loafer Brigade in action.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (Y5qcH)

245
If it comes to war with the Cannucks, my guess is that Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba come over to the US side the first day, along with northern Ontario.
Toronto to Ottawa is dead red, they and the border and environmental cops hate the US enough to be suicide bombers.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (j4U/Z)

246 I'm surprised Spongebrain Shitpants hasn't shown up to bump fists with the family.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Hunter showed up to bump uglies with the family.

Posted by: Sometimes you have to delegate at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (UKe2c)

247 239 Einstein said he didn't know what weapons would be used to fight WWIII but that WWIV would be fought with sticks and stones.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:21 PM (TuwZN)

Einstein is a poster child for 'smart in one area does not make you smart in all areas'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:23 PM (XvPQV)

Yeah, you obviously can't have a world war with sticks and stones. You need fleets!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (eYoxG)

248 We have to destroy the planet to save the planet!

Posted by: WEF at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (9qSw/)

249 =======

And...Biden beat Trump. I'm beginning to think Canada is populated by morons. French-descended morons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)



Did Canada polling stations have a water main break in Calgary? Were thousands of ballots delivered in the middle of the night during the flood?

Cuz then it would be comparable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

250 This poat so wide the time stamp shows three time zones..

Posted by: Brother Tim (recovering Cylon) at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (sr2Oz)

251 The Canadanians can liberate themselves ....

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (yezA1)

252 The left: We should nuke Russia to show them whose boss!

Also the left: We've got to find a way to fit more of us in these nuclear weapon target cities.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (lc5cP)

253 The Left has been acting out the old Kevin Costner Sean Young thriller "No Way Out" for years: just accuse everyone of being a Rooshian. Wasn't a terrible movie as I recall. TJM will have to weigh in.

We on the conservative spectrum only get Michael Moore projects.

Don't seem fair.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (pB2dD)

254
Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.



Do you know who provides nothing of value? DEI specialists, women's studies graduates, and economic advisors.

Wall Street, private equity, and hedge funds produce income for their clients.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (lTGtQ)

255 NATO is now debating troops on the ground in GraftLand.

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Everything makes sense when you remember the bioweapons labs and that Pfizer, Moderna, etc. had labs/offices with THOUSANDS of employees each in Kiev.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (Iz7WQ)

256 Few countries on the planet fill me with so much disgust and pity as our boring, pale, cheap and liberal to a fault neighbors to the north. However, while they may suck ass, the canadians are very skilled at war and I for one do not wish us to invade at this time. Once the country is overrun with chinamen and somalias, then it's go time!

Give it a couple of months is my best guess.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (yEMHD)

257 " Anne Coulter was fired from National Review for less
Posted by: Paula Jones "

Did she blow the margins too?

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (iayUP)

258 Internalized white supremacy is a serious problem, and it happens as a consequence of living within a white-supremacist sociololitical construct. The phenomenon is perhaps counter-intuitive, but it is easy to understand once you learn how to assess the problem holistically through a social justice lens.

The dominant political and social culture is a result of the efforts of generations of people who sought - and largely succeeded - to build a system that reflected their own worldview. This worldview is one of patriarchy and racial supremacy. Men are in charge and white men and the preferences of white men are dominant. These preferences include everything from the subjugation of minority groups to the elevation of white male constructs like "objectivity" or "colorblindness" or other identity-disconfirming notions.

Those who are brought up in such a system sometimes support those same oppressive constructs that harm them, because their frame of reference allows no alternative. This is how minorities can unconsciously engage in the perpetuation of systems of oppression. They do not even know that they're the working to advance a system that holds them in thrall.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)

259 230 Blog got so fat, that when Ace's pager went off, everyone thought he was backing-up.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2023 12:22 PM (e6UQI)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

260 254 Do you know who provides nothing of value? DEI specialists, women's studies graduates, and economic advisors.

Wall Street, private equity, and hedge funds produce income for their clients.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (lTGtQ)

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Let's tax Big Tech at 100%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

261 @216
The 2000s called, they want their Olsen Twins jokes back!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (ssESX)

262 Whew! Glad we gave the blog that Peloton for Christmas.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (Q4jDv)

263 254
Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.



Do you know who provides nothing of value? DEI specialists, women's studies graduates, and economic advisors.

Wall Street, private equity, and hedge funds produce income for their clients.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (lTGtQ)

And private equity is actually pretty involved in operational changes and expansion for companies.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (eYoxG)

264 257 " Anne Coulter was fired from National Review for less
Posted by: Paula Jones "

Did she blow the margins too?
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (iayUP)

It was like getting a blowjob from a bucket of lincoln logs.

Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

265 258 Those who are brought up in such a system sometimes support those same oppressive constructs that harm them, because their frame of reference allows no alternative. This is how minorities can unconsciously engage in the perpetuation of systems of oppression. They do not even know that they're the working to advance a system that holds them in thrall.
Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)

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So...Barack Obama was the biggest white supremacist ever?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

266 No way we can just bow down and let Putin have whatever he wants because he might start a nuclear war.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison

Old and busted: What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?

New and cool: What's So Terrible 'Bout Nukes, Death, and Destruction?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (FVME7)

267 Yeah Turkey has been trying to expands its territory in bits and pieces for years. Strangely no one ever talks about it in the US.
Posted by: Red Turban
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Incirlik AB. A few other US military assets but Incirlik is the one I know for sure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (sAmhv)

268 Not a chance Russia uses nukes, it's not about Putin so "he" won't "lose", Russian long-range strikes have targeted military and infrastructure targets and not resulted in lots of civilian casualties, providing Ukes with ATACMs would just result in Russia hitting Uke infrastructure harder and wouldn't change any fundamentals. And on and on.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

269 We could solve the Southern Border Crisis by annexing Mexico.

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (BD/yx)

270 "Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "

Starting with Robert Reich.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (iayUP)

271 Used to be Democrats were mighty afraid of nuclear armageddon.

Now they are rushing headlong into it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (s71O3)

272 I saw where the funeral is today and one of George Floyd's multimillionaire children he never met is going to be there to celebrate the family also winning the lottery.

No joke, the guy's name is Flonase or something very similar.

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I saw Flonase Floyd wrestle Bam Bam Bigelow at Hell in a Cell '97. Good match.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (iWt73)

273 Off Clinton fail sock.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (+dlZV)

274 I think a good percentage would see us as liberators.
Posted by: Paula Jones at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (+dlZV)
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I wouldn't view an invasion by the United States as a liberation. Of course, I live here so that biases me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

275 Canada is a dictatorship, and they seem to be okay with that. Plenty of resources, though. Maybe a neutron bomb.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)

276

I was dating a Canadian artist for a litle while, she was fun, but nuts.

Somehow Justine came up and she literally squeaked about how cute he was.

That was the end of that.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (XnbJC)

277 I, for one, feel awful about fat shaming the margins.

I shall aspire to be better later.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (mE7cY)

278 " Anne Coulter was fired from National Review for less
Posted by: Paula Jones "

Did she blow the margins too?
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (iayUP)

It was like getting a blowjob from a bucket of lincoln logs.
Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)


That's Ace-level cruelty right there.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (tp+tP)

279 Those who are brought up in such a system sometimes support those same oppressive constructs that harm them, because their frame of reference allows no alternative. This is how minorities can unconsciously engage in the perpetuation of systems of oppression. They do not even know that they're the working to advance a system that holds them in thrall.
Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)

Translation: non-Whites are stupid and need to be helpfully guided by the Left. Saying the quiet part out loud now, huh?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (KSNKu)

280 Mmmm…Sean Young…mmmm…

She showed her boobs in that movie with Kostner, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (Q4jDv)

281 The 2000s called, they want their Olsen Twins jokes back!
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (ssESX)
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The 90s called and they want their "this decade called" jokes back!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

282 Thousand Millimeter Reich is still alive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (s71O3)

283 providing Ukes with ATACMs would just result in Russia hitting Uke infrastructure harder and wouldn't change any fundamentals. And on and on.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (OTzUX)

The point not to allow Uke to win. It's to produce a stalemate that requires constant and excessive defense spending.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (Y5qcH)

284 Somehow Justine came up and she literally squeaked about how cute he was.

It is interesting if the FNM pumps someone up it doesn't matter they he's a groper and a racist...white liberal women literally fall in love.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (lc5cP)

285 Holy crap, they're getting the band back together:

"Representing other Black people killed by police, Tamika Palmer -- whose daughter Breonna Taylor was fatally shot in her Louisville, Kentucky, home by police...

Also expected is Philonise Floyd, the younger brother of George Floyd...

"The family needs all the support that they can get," Gwen Carr, whose son, Eric Garner..."

https://tinyurl.com/28hte3tz

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (Iz7WQ)

286 Crack About Using the American Military to Liberate Canada From the Dictator Trudeau
—Ace
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I link to this now and then, mostly as a humorous jab at our Canadian posters, but someone should forward it to the Toronto Sun. It's the map plan for Canada's invasion of the U.S., and it is real:
https://tinyurl.com/y4ob38mh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (4Nep/)

287
Don't you understand what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fear that I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave
Take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you, boy

But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (1YNFv)

288 Nuclear shmuclear global warming is the big threat and a few nukes going off will help with that
The Left

Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (yezA1)

289 161
Think this person is willing to go themselves to fight on the front lines?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

No, they'd have to stop taking their transition hormones.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:16 PM

Nonsense! I'm sure I directed those transphobic restrictions be lifted. Hell, my new initiative is to put hormone blockers in the chow so we can all be a little queer!

Posted by: General Milley Vanilli at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (D2j2d)

290 214 And just like that, we're back to normal.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 01, 2023 12:20 PM (AW0uW)


For certain values of normal.

Posted by: blaster at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (qhnoT)

291 Just to be clear, a war of actual liberation to save an actual democracy is ... bad?

But a proxy war, against a nuclear state, to prop up a corrupt, dictatorship with actual Nazis in their ranks is ... good?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (Z3Y9W)

292 Hope Tucker has good security

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (bs+z0)

293 Translation: non-Whites are stupid and need to be helpfully guided by the Left. Saying the quiet part out loud now, huh?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (KSNKu)
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And women. Don't forget women. "Internalized misogyny" is where this crap started. They needed some way to rationalize the existence of anti-feminist women.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)

294 Canadian lawmaker is about two steps below squeegee man on the career scale.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (rXUz8)

295 It was like getting a blowjob from a bucket of lincoln logs.
Posted by: The Margins at February 01, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

Kudos to you, Sir.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

296
Close the Blue Water and Ambassador bridges to Michigan and Canada collapses in a week.

Biden can appoint Gretchen Whitmer as provisional Preznit, 'cause real Americans don't go for that "Prime Minister" bullshit.

Posted by: Auspex at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (j4U/Z)

297 I wouldn't view an invasion by the United States as a liberation. Of course, I live here so that biases me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

C'mon. It dragged Afghanistan into the second century.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (KSNKu)

298 launch everything he has that remains operational.

Old and busted: what will be Putin's first target?
New hotness: everything!!
(cue finale of Dr Strangelove)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (7oI5w)

299 280 Mmmm…Sean Young…mmmm…

She showed her boobs in that movie with Kostner, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (Q4jDv)

In Bladerunner, she is peak. Classy, smoky. Other stuff, not so much.

Ironically, she does not look bad in Ace Ventura.*

*waits for jokes

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

300 Translation: non-Whites are stupid and need to be helpfully guided by the Left. Saying the quiet part out loud now, huh?

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That reminds me, it's Black People Month!

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (Iz7WQ)

301 TMJ, you have info on Canada's elections being affected by fraud? That would be real news.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

302 301 TMJ, you have info on Canada's elections being affected by fraud? That would be real news.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (OTzUX)

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That's not what I implied.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

303 Canada is the one country where U.S. military always fail. The military did attack Canada during the Revolutionary War and lost battles. The Canadian Colonies were happy with Britain, so they did not want independence. War of 1812 didn't have much luck either. Perhaps we're better just singing about blaming Canada.
Posted by: hadsil


Not sure why'd you think the armies of then and the armies of now are equivalent, but still wrong. It only took one US farmer to take the entirety of the San Juan Islands from Canuckia.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 12:30 PM (XF9Gj)

304 ‘Dances With Wolves’ Actor Arrested on Suspicion of Sexually Assaulting Young Girls

Actor Nathan Lee Chasing His Horse, also known as Nathan Chasing Horse, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of sexually assaulting young girls. He was taken into custody in the afternoon near the North Las Vegas home he is said to share with his five wives.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (xPl2J)

305 I shall aspire to be better later.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM


Will that be before or after you goad MisHum into another Yoko appearance on The ONT?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (1YNFv)

306 Joe Walsh is a brainless twit that let Trump break him. He threw every principle he ever had out the window over 1 man.
Once he saw how much money by grifting he could make he just doubled down with the left's talking points.
He is scum.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

307 Let's be honest, the only reason there is a Canada is because we allow it to exist. We could annex it anytime we wanted to. But at some point we'd have to admit it to the Union, and there would be a bunch of left-wing senators that would make it almost a reverse takeover of the US by Canada. Maybe we could negotiate giving them the Northeast, we get Alberta, Yukon, NWT, and Saskatchewan, and we spin out BC and the West Coast into their own country. (We would want to keep the new state of East California and let the eastern counties of Washington and Oregon merge into Idaho). Hard borders.

On a related note, has King Charles registered his outrage yet?

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (7B5FA)

308 Liberation of Canada? William Walker would have tried

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (xhaym)

309 284
It is interesting if the FNM pumps someone up it doesn't matter they he's a groper and a racist...white liberal women literally fall in love.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 12:28 PM (lc5cP)

Well it's literally natural for them to submit to society, authority, and power. Women aren't men.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (eYoxG)

310 We in Canada are perfectly capable of ousting a leader we don't like through a well-run, clean & efficient democratic election.

Actually, the last election was an incompetent shitshow, and the result was the current "coalition" that is a literally-unprecedented piece insanity wherein the minor coalition partner has not a single Cabinet seat, and is propping up a drooling tyrant for no reason other than to avoid another election.

In conclusion, get another COVID booster shot, fuckwit. Your kind of delusional self-righteous cringeworthy asswipe has ruined my country.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (h5TKJ)

311 Mmmm…Sean Young…mmmm…

She showed her boobs in that movie with Kostner, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (Q4jDv)

In Bladerunner, she is peak. Classy, smoky. Other stuff, not so much.

Ironically, she does not look bad in Ace Ventura.*

*waits for jokes
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

*debates 'Finkle is Einhorn' joke or futanari joke instead*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (XvPQV)

312 303 Not sure why'd you think the armies of then and the armies of now are equivalent, but still wrong. It only took one US farmer to take the entirety of the San Juan Islands from Canuckia.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 12:30 PM (XF9Gj)

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We didn't take Canada in the War of 1812 because General William Hull panicked and gave up Fort Detroit before a shot was fired.

He was actually sentenced to die because of his failure by Congress, but Madison pardoned him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (LvTSG)

313 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (Iz7WQ)


I thought every month was Black People Month. Or was that Pride Month?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (tp+tP)

314 Some notes re 286:
The field troops of Canada’s Pacific Command were to advance into and occupy the strategic points including Spokane, Seattle, and Portland, Oregon, bounded by the Columbia River.
The Prairie Command would converge towards Fargo in North Dakota and then continue a general advance in the direction of Minneapolis and St. Paul. The occupation of Minneapolis and St. Paul would cut most of the lines leading to Duluth and would protect Canada’s railway communications through the Kenora and Rainy River Districts.
The Great Lakes Command would remain on the defensive, but rapid and well-organized raids would be made across the Niagara Frontier, the St. Clair Frontier, the Detroit Frontier, and the St. Mary’s Frontier, with sufficient troops to establish bridgeheads.
The Quebec Command would take the offensive on both sides of the Adirondack Mountains with a view of converging in the vicinity of Albany, N.Y.
The Maritime Command would make an offensive into the State of Maine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (pXXcj)

315 I’ve heard that Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that’s more than 100 miles from the US border.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (Q4jDv)

316 Thousand Millimeter Reich is still alive?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, brain dead but . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (FVME7)

317 It's scary, because you never know when some unhinged fan (the left always posits is there--but not James Hodgekinson!!!) is going to take it upon himself to invade Canada!!!

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (OaZlZ)

318 I thought every month was Black People Month. Or was that Pride Month?

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Well sure, but this is when they REALLY have a prominent role in advertising.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (Iz7WQ)

319 Tell the Potato's junta they can make giant windmill electricity farms in Canada, and we'll have troops and cruise missiles across the border in May.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (W+kMI)

320 300 Translation: non-Whites are stupid and need to be helpfully guided by the Left. Saying the quiet part out loud now, huh?

--

That reminds me, it's Black People Month!
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (Iz7WQ)

Let's congratulate SMH, Thalfrican and Jmel(?) on being black. I am sure they will love that and not want to strangle us with a rusty piece of barbed wire fence at all.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

321 I mean we should do it.

but who are we and what is it?

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (MLrvz)

322 Five wives?

Just call him Crazy Horse

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (s71O3)

323 Joe Walsh is a brainless twit that let Trump break him. He threw every principle he ever had out the window over 1 man.
Once he saw how much money by grifting he could make he just doubled down with the left's talking points.
He is scum.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (NpAcC)


I guess life stopped being good to him

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (ChAEn)

324 Mmmm…Sean Young…mmmm…

She showed her boobs in that movie with Kostner, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:27 PM (Q4jDv)

In Bladerunner, she is peak. Classy, smoky. Other stuff, not so much.

Ironically, she does not look bad in Ace Ventura.*

*waits for jokes
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

She has not aged that well, but is apparently now sober at least. But boy, she was hot back in the old days.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (wtvvX)

325 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!

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Shouldn't that be People of Color month?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (sVtYq)

326 can we invade every western country and forcefully exit their last 20 years of invaders?

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (MLrvz)

327 You got blog drippings on my blue dress!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (4I/2K)

328 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you:

I haven't even taken my Pride Month decorations down!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (FVME7)

329 325 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!

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during gheywad tranny decade?

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (MLrvz)

330 *debates 'Finkle is Einhorn' joke or futanari joke instead*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (XvPQV)

EINHORN IS A MAN!!!!

*commence crying game sequence*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (zZu0s)

331 On a related note, has King Charles registered his outrage yet?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (7B5FA)


He's too preoccupied with global warming and his whackjob "son."

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:34 PM (tp+tP)

332 320 300 Translation: non-Whites are stupid and need to be helpfully guided by the Left. Saying the quiet part out loud now, huh?

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That reminds me, it's Black People Month!
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (Iz7WQ)

Let's congratulate SMH, Thalfrican and Jmel(?) on being black. I am sure they will love that and not want to strangle us with a rusty piece of barbed wire fence at all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

We appreciate the color they bring to our lives!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:35 PM (eYoxG)

333 Does Canada celebrate Black People Month or a reasonable facsimile thereof?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 12:35 PM (rXUz8)

334 Those who are brought up in such a system sometimes support those same oppressive constructs that harm them, because their frame of reference allows no alternative. This is how minorities can unconsciously engage in the perpetuation of systems of oppression. They do not even know that they're the working to advance a system that holds them in thrall.
Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at February 01, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)

=======

So...Barack Obama was the biggest white supremacist ever?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

Well...looking at his mother...yeah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:35 PM (XvPQV)

335 Funatari?

So Japan levels of WTF.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:35 PM (s71O3)

336 I’ve heard that Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that’s more than 100 miles from the US border.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (Q4jDv)


That's almost 161 kilometers, eh!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (ChAEn)

337 Hunter Biden should lead the Senator's Division into combat in Ukraine.

All of the politicians kids, nieces, nephews, cousins, etc should go first.

Posted by: MJ at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (zwDuR)

338 Funatari?

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NO ONE SEARCH THIS

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (Iz7WQ)

339 312 303 Not sure why'd you think the armies of then and the armies of now are equivalent, but still wrong. It only took one US farmer to take the entirety of the San Juan Islands from Canuckia.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 12:30 PM (XF9Gj)

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We didn't take Canada in the War of 1812 because General William Hull panicked and gave up Fort Detroit before a shot was fired.

He was actually sentenced to die because of his failure by Congress, but Madison pardoned him.
==========
Another contributor to the American debacle in seizing Canada was General James Wilkinson, professional career backstabber and paid spy for the King of Spain. The offensives under his alleged command fizzled with no success at all.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (W+kMI)

340 Well we are going to Parc Omega In Canada where our Cabin is next to the WOLFS enclosure it looks really cool

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (dKiJG)

341 tom retiring and ozzy can't tour this year

Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (MLrvz)

342 "this is not a bit btw. tucker carlson proposed with total seriousness the idea of reenacting the plot of the 1995 Michael Moore-directed comedy Canadian Bacon"

no, the Canadian Bacon plot was about "wag the dog". Tucker's point was about liberating a people from its evil (globalist owned, son of Castro?) dictator.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (Cus5s)

343 'Fun'atari?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (zZu0s)

344
Canada? What's that?

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (vwCZJ)

345 "America needs to be liberated from a guy that said stuff!!" -- Duhr Duhr

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (OaZlZ)

346 James Woods caused Sean Young to snap. She became addicted to what he was laying down.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (+dlZV)

347 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

348
Don't liberate any of the French Canadians.

leave them under Trudeau's boot.

Posted by: Jill Biden at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (+oR7L)

349 It's sad really, a nation of Violet Elizabeth Botts.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (Zy9Yy)

350 There are only 6 people in Canada. When we see these images of Canadian "cities" and "people" we are seeing an incredibly sophisticated op.

Don't fall for it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (pB2dD)

351 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (pXXcj)


Bold strategy Canucks, let's see if it works.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (tp+tP)

352 Possibly the worst thing about the internet that doesn't involve criminal activity is the way the Left managed to use it to "pick their targets" and "freeze them".

And attempt to cow everyone else into compliance for fear of being a target of one of their bullying campaigns.

But whatever, Tucker Carlson is now The World's Greatest Threat next to Osama. You could be next.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (IPdpu)

353 >>>And private equity is actually pretty involved in operational changes and expansion for companies.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy -
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Too much. They are not only conspiring successfully to put green commies on the boards of directors they are forcing smaller companies to become ESG certified.
How?
Big company purchaser tells smaller company provider they must be ESG certified or business is no can do.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (TuwZN)

354 I'm so old I remember when Trump was president and Newsweak or Time put Turdeau on the cover saying that he was making Canada the real freedom country. Then came the Truckers strike to show everyone he was a fascist dictator.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (17s+e)

355 315 I’ve heard that Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that’s more than 100 miles from the US border.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (Q4jDv)

Yeah, it's weird. Except for Detroit, there are no big cities near the Canadian border (holds Buffalo back).

But you go up into Canada and everything is clustered close to the border. Northern WA, practically nothing there, just across the border, major towns, cities and settlements.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (XvPQV)

356 tom retiring and ozzy can't tour this year
Posted by: sockamster, non Rick and Morty viewer at February 01, 2023 12:36 PM (MLrvz)


Aren't all the really big names from the 70's?
Eventually, if for no other reason than they are dying, we will have to find new rockstars.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 12:38 PM (xhaym)

357 Fun'Atari

Well there is a joystick involved...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:38 PM (s71O3)

358
Canada is just North-North United States.

Posted by: portlandon at February 01, 2023 12:38 PM (+oR7L)

359 If Canada invades the USA, I will sue for clemency if they force the governments of Washington, Oregon, Minnesota, and Michigan into flight.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2023 12:38 PM (W+kMI)

360 Sigh
Victoria is one of my favorite cities.
Pity I'll never return there.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:38 PM (anj39)

361 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k


See! No phone! Thank you. How hard was that?

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 12:39 PM (h5TKJ)

362

"Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "

How about step stools for little people like him?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at February 01, 2023 12:39 PM (XnbJC)

363 But allowing every other hellhole to actually invade the US via a welcome mat is totes fine. People need to start completely ignoring the Left.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:39 PM (IPdpu)

364 355 315 I’ve heard that Edmonton is the only major Canadian city that’s more than 100 miles from the US border.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM (Q4jDv)

Yeah, it's weird. Except for Detroit, there are no big cities near the Canadian border (holds Buffalo back).

But you go up into Canada and everything is clustered close to the border. Northern WA, practically nothing there, just across the border, major towns, cities and settlements.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (XvPQV)

Well cities popping up very close to each other would more organically typically be one city that is sprawling. There's usually economic reasons that support an initial development, and then the existing development incentivizes further development. If there's already something close by, no reason to start something from scratch but rather build out a suburb of the urbs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:39 PM (eYoxG)

365 Hmm. I don't recall when Ukraine was admitted into NATO, nor do I recall Putin executing an attack on a NATO member's soil.

Clearly the warmongers in the West want to instigate a wider incursion by poking the Russian bear. I can only surmise this is an op to distract people away from the failure of global leadership to grow the economy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:39 PM (Jg7EG)

366 If we invaded, Justin would just invite the PLA in to help him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (Q4jDv)

367 361 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k

See! No phone! Thank you. How hard was that?
Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 12:39 PM (h5TKJ)

Must be cold out there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (zZu0s)

368 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

She's got bed head going on.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (+dlZV)

369 Does Canada celebrate Black People Month or a reasonable facsimile thereof?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 12:35 PM (rXUz

I don't think many canadians have ever seen a black person but they are big on the "First Peoples" stuff.

Filled with guilt like good liberals.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (yEMHD)

370
Don't liberate any of the French Canadians.

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But.... they surrendered yesterday....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (CWiKs)

371 347 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

Mmm. Sleek little hardbody

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (XvPQV)

372 Actually they're right. Canada doesn't take kindly to invaders.

Maybe we should have a national discussion about Canada's racist border. This is a teachable moment.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (IPdpu)

373 Never forget that Trudeau and his cronies got the banks to freeze the assets of protesters.

TD Bank was one of the offenders.

Posted by: kallisto at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (6fvRe)

374 We in the US aren't in any position at the present time to dictate anything to anyone, given what a mess we are here.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (jTmQV)

375 One Twitter user said, "No, thank you, Tucker. We in Canada are perfectly capable of ousting a leader we don't like through a well-run, clean & efficient democratic election.


So they admit it then? They deliberately elected a dictator.
Okay then!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (anj39)

376 368 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

She's got bed head going on.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:40 PM (+dlZV)

That's the second best place for head

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:41 PM (XvPQV)

377 Sean Young was very hot. Also batshit crazy.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 12:41 PM (U+0ZI)

378 Canada is America's biggest national park.

Posted by: According to Chris Plante at February 01, 2023 12:41 PM (SBspQ)

379 347 This smiling brunette isn't concerned with a potential war in Canada:
https://is.gd/tHsx2k
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Ah, there's a fond memory of the period of people buying intentionally worn and torn blue jeans. The day seems a few degrees warmer already.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 01, 2023 12:41 PM (W+kMI)

380 Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.


———-

Agree with that mostly.

Then there is the sectors of the economy that produce negative value like the MSM and government.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 01, 2023 12:41 PM (cMXNt)

381 "Tucker Carlson has no love for Prime Minister Justin Trudeau."

That is the exact perfect amount of love to have for Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 01, 2023 12:41 PM (pn0kD)

382
Bold strategy Canucks, let's see if it works.
Posted by: Dr. T
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The first time I linked to that, I made the comment that if Canada had taken Seattle, Portland, and Detroit, it wouldn't have been such a bad thing. One of our astute Canadian posters responded, 'We figured it would do more damage to let you keep them'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (vrkNi)

383 The FBI has about 30 agents setting some poor schmuck in ND up to "invade" Canada and overthrow their government.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (DPfSO)

384 Canada is the prototype for "The Line" city.

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (OaZlZ)

385 Separating the French from the English, that is a liberation I can work with.

Posted by: CIA, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (TuwZN)

386
"Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "

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Which sector would THAT be Tiny ???

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (CWiKs)

387 Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
----------------------

You forgot people that post their deep thoughts on Twitter all day

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (Y5qcH)

388 The first time I linked to that, I made the comment that if Canada had taken Seattle, Portland, and Detroit, it wouldn't have been such a bad thing. One of our astute Canadian posters responded, 'We figured it would do more damage to let you keep them'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (vrkNi)


Touche.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (tp+tP)

389 We could just take Alberta, they are probably ready to secede and become our 51st state anyway.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (Cus5s)

390 Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "

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Which sector would THAT be Tiny ???
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (CWiKs)

Economists

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (+dlZV)

391 So do they call them African Canadians?
Are you supposed to hyphenate it?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (SBspQ)

392 "Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people."

As opposed to the massive value-added provided by dwarvish academicians who've been wrong about everything for the past forty years.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (5FPX4)

393 Yeah, it's weird. Except for Detroit, there are no big cities near the Canadian border (holds Buffalo back).

But you go up into Canada and everything is clustered close to the border. Northern WA, practically nothing there, just across the border, major towns, cities and settlements.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:37 PM


Possibly because there is no infrastructure further north and pretty much zero reasons to build anything because they get 75 below zero wind chills in the winter time and no one wants to live there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (uNylN)

394 A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
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Also Congress

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (IPdpu)

395 Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
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Perhaps the only reasonable thing that I have ever seen him say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (ABY7r)

396 Ok, this pre-Sooper Bowel, chicken-wing story makes much more sense than the annual "wInG sHoRtAge~!" one:

Chicago Employee Fired After Allegedly Stealing $1M Worth of Chicken Wings

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (XF9Gj)

397 We don't have to conquer Canada. They're already woke and gay. Find someplace else to impose American values.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (24fqN)

398 54-40 or Fight!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (anj39)

399 350 There are only 6 people in Canada. When we see these images of Canadian "cities" and "people" we are seeing an incredibly sophisticated op.

Don't fall for it.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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https://youtu.be/Vpqffgak7To

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (sAmhv)

400 Economists
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (+dlZV)

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hey now....

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (CWiKs)

401 They keep spelling Justin Castreau wrong.

Posted by: JJ at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (C9ZVc)

402 The FBI has about 30 agents setting some poor schmuck in ND up to "invade" Canada and overthrow their government.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 12:42 PM (DPfSO)

Hahaha....in a Winnebago with a Barrett M82 on the roof.

Too funny!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (yEMHD)

403 391 So do they call them African Canadians?
Are you supposed to hyphenate it?
Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (SBspQ)

'Trudeaus'. Because he wore blackface and it is totes ok when liberals do it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)

404 We already got Mark Steyn and Jordan Peterson so I'm good.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (5FPX4)

405 They keep spelling Justin Castreau wrong.
Posted by: JJ at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (C9ZVc)
---
Castrateau

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (OaZlZ)

406 After adjusting for inflation that was $30,000 in 2019 dollars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (s71O3)

407 Best time to attack Canada is when their strategic maple syrup reserves are depleted. Eat more pancakes for victory.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (24fqN)

408 Of course Trudeau wants Canada to become Cuba. It is the country that his Daddy ran with an iron fist.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (4q/mG)

409 313 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!
Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:29 PM (Iz7WQ)

I thought every month was Black People Month. Or was that Pride Month?
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 12:32 PM

Yes to both, always. And Ukraine Pride month, too. I'm sure my late father, as he lies in state during his funeral observance, would be proud to lend his celebrity, if only for a moment, to support these critical observances.

Posted by: Megan McCain at February 01, 2023 12:46 PM (D2j2d)

410 54-40 or Fight!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:44 PM (anj39)


I will take "Failed Campaign Promises for $500"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 12:46 PM (xhaym)

411 We already got Mark Steyn and Jordan Peterson so I'm good.

Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (5FPX4)

----------

And Martin Short!

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 12:46 PM (cM3zO)

412 The FBI has about 30 agents setting some poor schmuck in ND up to "invade" Canada and overthrow their government.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
--------

Unlicensed possession of a wood chipper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:46 PM (ABY7r)

413 Possibly because there is no infrastructure further north and pretty much zero reasons to build anything because they get 75 below zero wind chills in the winter time and no one wants to live there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (uNylN)

Yeah, Climate might be part of it. But they never built out their west coast, which is very temperate compared to most of Canada. They build down to the US border, not to expand into their own territory.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:46 PM (XvPQV)

414 If anyone is interested, here are detailed graphs and numbers from the Council of Foreign Relations regarding how much we've spent on non-NATO Ukraine:

(spoilers: It's a ton. More than you can conceive.)

https://tinyurl.com/2kecxzz4

I like the one about halfway down the page where it's just a huge, long red "Ukraine" bar.

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (Iz7WQ)

415 "64, if you relax!"

That's one big sun!

Posted by: Corona at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (nakGR)

416 Invade during the hockey playoffs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (s71O3)

417 We already got Mark Steyn and Jordan Peterson so I'm good.
Posted by: Zek at February 01, 2023 12:45 PM (5FPX4)


No, wait, we need Nicole Arbour too.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (xhaym)

418 "The FBI has about 30 agents setting some poor schmuck in ND up to "invade" Canada and overthrow their government.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Unlicensed possession of a wood chipper."

M1 Abrams snowmobiles.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (24fqN)

419 How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the skillet?

Take away their little brooms.

Posted by: Dad Joke at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (SBspQ)

420 Of course, we do not celebrate Black White Supremacists of Color during Black People Month!

Posted by: Axeman at February 01, 2023 12:48 PM (OaZlZ)

421 Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
--------

Perhaps the only reasonable thing that I have ever seen him say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (ABY7r)

Jah, but then he ruins it by continuing to talk. Because Robert Reich.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at February 01, 2023 12:48 PM (XvPQV)

422 Bay of Back Bacon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 12:48 PM (63Dwl)

423 Whatever new "complaint" you hear prominent lefties suddenly squawk about, you can bet that behind it they already have pages and pages of legislation ready to go (probably written in prison) that will involve punishing regular people for it and enriching their own, while doing nothing to deal with the target of the complaint.

Also a marketing campaign that frames their stupidity in some emotionally manipulative way that assumes complete lies at the foundation.

Be ready for Greedy HedgeFundoCare that just happens to devalue and/or confiscate your 401K.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (gxcgC)

424 In celebration of Black People Month:

"There are many reports of Black people being refused at border crossings in favor of white Ukrainians, leaving them stuck at borders for days in brutal conditions. Ukraine stated they would first allow women and children on trains and transport out of the country to flee the Russian invasion. However, it seems they meant Ukrainian and European women and children. Videos show Black people being pushed off trains and Black drivers being reprimanded and stalled by Ukrainians as they try to flee. There are even reports of animals being allowed on trains before Africans."

https://tinyurl.com/y9san69y

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (Iz7WQ)

425 Tucker says to his boss,,

Quick, where are Fox's carriers?
Do we have carriers?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (9J2US)

426 But you go up into Canada and everything is clustered close to the border. Northern WA, practically nothing there, just across the border, major towns, cities and settlements.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


If it isn't within 40 miles of the TransCan or the railroad, it is snowbound six months of the year.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (lTGtQ)

427 I bet Reich is a huge supporter of Unions and the minimum wage.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (+dlZV)

428 Trudeau Let the left burn down Catholic Churches when that bogus report about the Orphanages having Indigenous People and children buried in the property and the scan or excavation was later found out that it was just Rocks and trees no undocumented bodies

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (dKiJG)

429 Ine million plus 155mm artillery shells have been shipped to Ukraine. It will take more than five years of 'surge' production to replace all these shells.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2023 12:49 PM (s71O3)

430 When I was at U. of Michigan in the 80s, the college guys liked to go to Windsor, Ontario for the strip clubs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (Q4jDv)

431 It fell off a truck.

Searchers were told not to come within 16 feet of the tiny object if they spotted it due to concerns of radiation burns and sickness – it could cause skin burns, and prolonged exposure could cause cancer.

https://bit.ly/3l24323

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (FVME7)

432 gee, I wonder why corporations would need lawyers.

Posted by: x at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (ZBPE2)

433 Biden can appoint Gretchen Whitmer as provisional Preznit, 'cause real Americans don't go for that "Prime Minister" bullshit.

We kicked the living shit out of Germany and Japan to inflict democracy on them and what did we give them? Parliaments! FFS, we beat the whole world with our system, but do we recommend it to anyone?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (e+csY)

434 The United States vs. Canada: it's a male tranny participating in women's sports if you think about it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (KSNKu)

435 419 How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the skillet?

Take away their little brooms.
Posted by: Dad Joke at February 01, 2023 12:47 PM (SBspQ)

It took me a minute on that one. +1

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)

436 Clearly the warmongers in the West want to instigate a wider incursion by poking the Russian bear. I can only surmise this is an op to distract people away from the failure of global leadership to grow the economy.

Posted by: Dr. Bone
------------------------------

lysergic diethylamide dioxide


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (TuwZN)

437 Bay of Back Bacon
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 12:48 PM (63Dwl)


Beauty, eh!

Posted by: Bob and Doug McKenzie at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (ChAEn)

438 You know what would help sort out the unproductive sectors of the economy?

Stopping the government from spending money on unproductive sectors of the economy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

439 But they never built out their west coast, which is very temperate compared to most of Canada. They build down to the US border, not to expand into their own territory.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I have driven across the divide up there. It is some seriously difficult terrain. The West coast of Canada is truly isolated from the rest of the country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (lTGtQ)

440 Canada still best in the world at being north of the USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (17s+e)

441 Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. Corporate law. Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
--------

Perhaps the only reasonable thing that I have ever seen him say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 12:43 PM (ABY7r)

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Don't sell him short.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (cM3zO)

442 Justin Trudeau is the Angela Belcamino of Prime Ministers

Posted by: Elric Blade at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

443 Sigh
Victoria is one of my favorite cities.
Pity I'll never return there.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:38 PM (anj39)
*****
My uncle lives in Victoria and the average home price is over a 1,000,000 and those houses are ugly and equivalent to a 350,000 house in Texas.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

444 Favorite trick question.

If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (+dlZV)

445 USA satanists have their eyes on that giant sulfur mountain in Alberta. Brimstone is their real motive for invading.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (24fqN)

446 Biden, at SOTU address says "The State of the Union makes him cry." Pauses, listening to earphone, then says "Are you sure Onion is spelled with an 'O'? I thought it was spelled UN-ion"

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (CecP5)

447 "Why should we let it become Cuba?"

I did my part!

Posted by: Margaret Trudeau at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (EHcEg)

448 It's being reported- No classified documents found at the Biden beach house.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

449 When I was at U. of Michigan in the 80s, the college guys liked to go to Windsor, Ontario for the strip clubs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (Q4jDv)


Smart. Taking advantage of the currency exchange rate!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 12:52 PM (ChAEn)

450 The FBI has about 30 agents setting some poor schmuck in ND up to "invade" Canada and overthrow their government.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


The hell of it is, that guy could win

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:52 PM (anj39)

451 Can't we just conquer Canada and institute a constitutional democratic republic?

The kind that existed about 100 years ago?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2023 12:52 PM (N1tpc)

452 431 It fell off a truck.

Searchers were told not to come within 16 feet of the tiny object if they spotted it due to concerns of radiation burns and sickness – it could cause skin burns, and prolonged exposure could cause cancer.

https://bit.ly/3l24323
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (FVME7)

In Navy radiological controls training they tell a story about the "Ass Man" that found one of those radioactive sources, thought it was neato, and put it in his back pocket.

Lost that half of his ass.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 12:52 PM (UuD2k)

453 Oblig.:

Https://tinyurl.com/SP-Blame-Canada

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2023 12:53 PM (UuCPD)

454
"The FBI has about 30 agents setting some poor schmuck in ND up to "invade" Canada and overthrow their government.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"


Those poor schmucks would probably win of the FBi didn't shut down the operation in time.

Posted by: Ripley at February 01, 2023 12:53 PM (cUYo/)

455 I am still laughing at Sir Ace a lot and now have that tune stuck in my head as an ear worm.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 12:53 PM (BCX7v)

456 Also known as America's Hat.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 01, 2023 12:53 PM (SBspQ)

457 When I was at U. of Michigan in the 80s, the college guys liked to go to Windsor, Ontario for the strip clubs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:50 PM (Q4jDv)

Smart. Taking advantage of the currency exchange rate!
Posted by: Doof

They liked to watch the strippers pick up Loonies and Twoonies up off the stage without using their hands.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 12:54 PM (ZVVGW)

458 Canada still best in the world at being north of the USA.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (17s+e)

--------

"That's cold, man."

-- Greenland

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 12:54 PM (FpuhH)

459 Favorite trick question.

If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM

That all depends on where in Detroit you start.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2023 12:54 PM (N1tpc)

460 My uncle lives in Victoria and the average home price is over a 1,000,000 and those houses are ugly and equivalent to a 350,000 house in Texas.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (NpAcC)


I can imagine.
The last time I was there, we were taking a tour and the tour guide didn't hide his disgust at the outsiders coming in and driving up the prices. That included both Americans and folks from Ottawa and Montreal.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 12:54 PM (anj39)

461 444 Favorite trick question.

If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
------------------------------------

What is the mode of transportation?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 12:55 PM (TuwZN)

462 Searchers were told not to come within 16 feet of the tiny object if they spotted it due to concerns of radiation burns and sickness – it could cause skin burns, and prolonged exposure could cause cancer.

-

Remember a year or two ago when the vaccine truck crashed and the feds took over the crash site and shut down airspace?

Posted by: Here's your Ukraine War effort, suckers. Just like we've been telling you: at February 01, 2023 12:55 PM (Iz7WQ)

463 Wall street. Private equity. Hedge funds. The only things this “zero-sum” sector produces are more ultra-rich people.
--------

Perhaps the only reasonable thing that I have ever seen him say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer



Wall Street, private equity, and hedge funds provide income for people. Robert Reich provides poor economic analysis and trashes capitalism, which feeds nobody.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:55 PM (lTGtQ)

464 Great Sulfur Pyramids of Alberta:
https://tinyurl.com/ekh4cr9s

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 12:55 PM (24fqN)

465 448. They did not look at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 01, 2023 12:55 PM (BCX7v)

466 At one point we ran a bunch of Loyalists off to Canada by action of their neighbors. Might not be a bad idea to consider a similar operation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 12:56 PM (7B5FA)

467 Biden, at SOTU address says "The State of the Union makes him cry." Pauses, listening to earphone, then says "Are you sure Onion is spelled with an 'O'? I thought it was spelled UN-ion"
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM (CecP5)


What are the odds that he just sends a letter because they can't keep him on teleprompter?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 12:56 PM (xhaym)

468 Favorite trick question.

If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
------------------------------------

What is the mode of transportation?

Posted by: Braenyard


Laden or unladen?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 12:56 PM (ZVVGW)

469 468 Laden or unladen?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 12:56 PM (ZVVGW)

=======

Laden with a one pound coconut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

470 Wall Street, private equity, and hedge funds provide income for people. Robert Reich provides poor economic analysis and trashes capitalism, which feeds nobody.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:55 PM (lTGtQ)

They also finance a lot of industry.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:57 PM (+dlZV)

471 462 Searchers were told not to come within 16 feet of the tiny object if they spotted it due to concerns of radiation burns and sickness – it could cause skin burns, and prolonged exposure could cause cancer.
-----

not 15 feet or 20 feet but 16. Same people who brought us the 6 ft social distance...

Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 12:57 PM (1LOrJ)

472 Searchers were told not to come within 16 feet of the tiny object if they spotted it due to concerns of radiation burns and sickness
--------

Robert Reich?

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:57 PM (TyBIG)

473 IIRC, when Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, ran for President in the 1840s, one of the planks of his platform was the annexation of Canada.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 12:57 PM (Q4jDv)

474 Laden or unladen?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 12:56 PM (ZVVGW)

Bin

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (+dlZV)

475 When Columbia burned in the government passed the story that the fragments were potentially toxic and couldn't be touched. They had to be reported and people with hazmat suits come get them. That was all a lie to ensure that the pieces didn't wind up getting sold on eBay.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (7B5FA)

476 Can't we just conquer Canada and institute a constitutional democratic republic?

The kind that existed about 100 years ago?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 01, 2023 12:52 PM (N1tpc)

----------

Or exile every Commie & illegal alien here, and execute the Constitutional Republic Reset button here ourselves.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (FpuhH)

477 We could sack Canada with a dozen drunk Michiganders from Kalamazoo.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (Jg7EG)

478 when Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, ran for President in the 1840s, one of the planks of his platform was the annexation of Canada.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



We dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (lTGtQ)

479

We dodged a bullet there.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (lTGtQ)



We didn't......

Posted by: Residents of Utah at February 01, 2023 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

480 If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM

Dearborn

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:59 PM (TyBIG)

481 not 15 feet or 20 feet but 16. Same people who brought us the 6 ft social distance... Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 12:57 PM (1LOrJ)

They probably actually said 5 meters. Another reason not to annex Canada.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 12:59 PM (7B5FA)

482 No more Tampa Bay Bradys?

Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2023 12:59 PM (SBspQ)

483 Just listening to a Jordan Peterson interview Yeonmi Park (from 2021) and I have to say if there is a place we should be liberating, that place would be North Korea. I knew it was horrific there but not to the level described by Ms. Park:

https://tinyurl.com/Jordan-P-Yeonmi-P

If only the "International" "Community" cared as much about the 25 million slaves living in NorK as they do about the "PaleoSwineans" in Gaza and the West Bank.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (UuCPD)

484 Dearborn
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 12:59 PM (TyBIG)
++++
Damn, son.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (t0OGg)

485 No more Tampa Bay Bradys?
Posted by: Just Wondering at February 01, 2023 12:59 PM (SBspQ)



HGH can only take your old ass so far.

Posted by: Residents of Utah at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

486 We could sack Canada with a dozen drunk Michiganders from Kalamazoo. Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (Jg7EG)

The FBI Whitmer kidnapping gang could probably have done it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (7B5FA)

487 ..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

488 We could sack Canada with a dozen drunk Michiganders from Kalamazoo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (Jg7EG)

And one EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle.

Posted by: Private Winger at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (4I/2K)

489 If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM

Dearborn
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023


***
Good point.

The answer (and I'm sure somebody above got it) is Canada. A little arm of Ontario extends westward south of Detroit, so if you cross the river headed due south, you have to cross that little arm of Canada before you get back to the US.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

490 not 15 feet or 20 feet but 16. Same people who brought us the 6 ft social distance...
Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 12:57 PM (1LOrJ)


Four meters, rounded to the nearest foot.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (xhaym)

491 could sack Canada with a dozen drunk Michiganders from Kalamazoo.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 12:58 PM (Jg7EG)

Are there any other kind?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 01, 2023 01:01 PM (VumzU)

492
The FBI Whitmer kidnapping gang could probably have done it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (7B5FA)



Your statement is a bit redundant there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

493 If you traveled due south from Detroit what would be the first foreign country you would hit?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 01, 2023 12:51 PM
++++
Looks like Cuba to my eye.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:01 PM (t0OGg)

494 US military intelligence could finally unravel the mystery of Oak Island.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:01 PM (Q4jDv)

495 The answer (and I'm sure somebody above got it) is Canada. A little arm of Ontario extends westward south of Detroit, so if you cross the river headed due south, you have to cross that little arm of Canada before you get back to the US.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)
++++
Humbug. This is probably technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 01:01 PM (t0OGg)

496 > When I was at U. of Michigan in the 80s, the college guys liked to go to Windsor, Ontario for the strip clubs.

Someone showed me once that in Canadian immigration law, if you declare your intentions to enter Canada to be a stripper, they'll fast track your paperwork. It was actually codified.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:03 PM (eyxn4)

497 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!

*******

Al Sharpton poked his head out and saw racism, so that means six more weeks of recriminations.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:03 PM (ykeLU)

498 Among moviemaking nations, Canadian cinema is substandard.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 01:04 PM (24fqN)

499 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!

*******
Al Sharpton poked his head out and saw racism, so that means six more weeks of recriminations.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023


***
In Da Swamp we have Big Cockroach. He comes out, and if he sees his shadow before somebody steps on him, we'll have six more weeks of summer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

500 US military intelligence could finally unravel the mystery of Oak Island.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:01 PM (Q4jDv)



Yeah, there's not a lot of mystery there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

501 Sounds like James Fennimore Cooper wrote this script.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM (i2P4a)

502 498 Among moviemaking nations, Canadian cinema is substandard.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 01:04 PM (24fqN)

=======

They always make New York look small.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

503 American: Hey, how you doing?

Canadian: How you doing, eh?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM (FVME7)

504 Good point.

The answer (and I'm sure somebody above got it) is Canada. A little arm of Ontario extends westward south of Detroit, so if you cross the river headed due south, you have to cross that little arm of Canada before you get back to the US.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

Make sure to check out the Windsor ballet.

Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (rqgpJ)

505 497 That reminds me, it's Black People Month!

*******

Al Sharpton poked his head out and saw racism, so that means six more weeks of recriminations.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:03 PM (ykeLU)

I honestly wonder how many families to Sharpton to stay the f*** away from their funerals.

I bet even to the ones that DO tell him to stay away , Sharpton barges his way in anyway,

Posted by: XTC at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

506 Solar and wind power generation are still under 5% of demand in Texas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (4I/2K)

507 502 498 Among moviemaking nations, Canadian cinema is substandard.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 01:04 PM (24fqN)

=======

They always make New York look small.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

508 Solar and wind power generation are still under 5% of demand in Texas.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (4I/2K)



Demand or that's all it's generating as apart of the grid?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

509 Seeking a unanimous consent for to debate a resolution to condemn Tucker Carlson's comments, only to have Conservative members shout "Nay" is a priceless moment. It's like that "Sod off, Swampy" event in London more than a decade ago. Almost as good as Trudeau losing a no-confidence division.

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (rj6Yv)

510 American: Hey, how you doing?

Canadian: How you doing, eh?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023


***
That "eh" thing is either very recent, an Eastern Canada thing, or both. My mother grew up in the western prairies, Saskatchewan, in the '20s, and I never heard her tack an "eh?" onto the end of any sentence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

511

Canadian bacon is just ham really

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)

512 507 They always make New York look small.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

=========

Hollywood liked to film in Toronto for years because of tax breaks, and they often tried to pass it off as NYC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

513 Perhaps we should focus on the future of black instead of it's noir past.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (SBspQ)

514 Make sure to check out the Windsor ballet.
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (rqgpJ)
++++
The "Windsor Ballet" is the colloquial term used to describe the complex and synchronized motion of the Ford Motor Company's small-block "Windsor" V-8 engine.

Posted by: False Facts at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

515 511

Canadian bacon is just ham really
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)

Still delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

516 No mentions of Strange Brew ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (M+Lyo)

517 James Melville has a collage of headlines attributing the rise of heart attacks to everything but the clot shot.

https://bit.ly/3HLhDzN

Here are some of the things they're trying to blame:
Skipping breakfast, living under a flight path, pandemic stress and poor diet, being a lonely older woman, increasing physical activity, hotter nights, climate change, contact with gardening soil, falling asleep with the TV on, and shoveling snow.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (eyxn4)

518 Canadolian Bottoms are easily hurt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (NDkEX)

519 Canadian bacon is just ham really
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)



Isn't it a brined pork loin and not of the ham itself?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

520 Solar and wind power generation are still under 5% of demand in Texas.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Demand or that's all it's generating as apart of the grid?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Of the grid, it looks like.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (4I/2K)

521 Hollywood liked to film in Toronto for years because of tax breaks, and they often tried to pass it off as NYC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (LvTSG)

Ah. This is true of every city. I seem to recall Chicago also got the same treatment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

522 504 the Windsor ballet


I already mentioned the strip clubs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (Q4jDv)

523 Invade Canada, for what? We've already got enough crappy singers.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

524
Here are some of the things they're trying to blame:
Skipping breakfast, living under a flight path, pandemic stress and poor diet, being a lonely older woman, increasing physical activity, hotter nights, climate change, contact with gardening soil, falling asleep with the TV on, and shoveling snow.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (eyxn4)



I've lived under a flight path for 23 years now.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

525 American: Hey, how you doing?

Canadian: How you doing, eh?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 01:05 PM


Two nations, separated by a common language.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (f1WnY)

526 Health Canada Pursues Enhancements to COVID Vaccine Passport, Raises Link to Digital ID

he is a monster

Posted by: artisanal ette at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (9qHsE)

527 Al Sharpton poked his head out and saw racism, so that means six more weeks of recriminations.
Posted by: Muldoon

In case there's any question . . .

San Fran: $5 million in reparations for Black residents not enough

A San Francisco advisory committee’s recommendation that the city pay out hefty reparations to the city’s longtime black residents does not go far enough toward making things right, a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors told National Review on Tuesday.

Supervisor Shamann Walton, who wrote the legislation that formed the committee two years ago, said that the proposed $5 million payment per qualifying person is actually “much less than a lot of the projections that people say black people should receive for reparations here in the United States.”

https://bit.ly/3DwWB5c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (FVME7)

528 The last time I was there, we were taking a tour and the tour guide didn't hide his disgust at the outsiders coming in and driving up the prices. That included both Americans and folks from Ottawa and Montreal.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------

Same thing is happening in my little burg. An invasion of moneyed Progressives from out of state. The hills are being covered by two-occupant 5,000 sq. foot multimillion dollar houses. It is disgusting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (Lw4MP)

529 514 Make sure to check out the Windsor ballet.
Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2023 01:06 PM (rqgpJ)
++++
The "Windsor Ballet" is the colloquial term used to describe the complex and synchronized motion of the Ford Motor Company's small-block "Windsor" V-8 engine.
Posted by: False Facts at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

That's how we explained it, too

Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (rqgpJ)

530 I remember that well. Got stopped by state trooper in Henderson who asked if we had picked up any debris. I asked him if we looked like the kind of people that picked up space shuttle debris. He said 'No. Not really. Have a good day and slow down.'.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (i2P4a)

531 Isn't it a brined pork loin and not of the ham itself?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Nearly as misleading as "Canadian Values".

Posted by: mrp at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (rj6Yv)

532 > My mother grew up in the western prairies, Saskatchewan, in the '20s

How old were you when you first got electricity?

Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023 01:10 PM (eyxn4)

533 Canadian bacon is just ham really
_________

JUST ham? JUST ham?

Good sir, that is like saying Emily Ratjkowski is JUST a set of elbows.

Posted by: Sir Aethylred McCampbell of Nova Scotia at February 01, 2023 01:10 PM (lf83v)

534 Sounds like James Fennimore Cooper wrote this script.

Posted by: Eromero




730 boring pages of uninteresting drab where 20 pages of well-written prose would do?

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2023 01:10 PM (UuCPD)

535 523 Invade Canada, for what? We've already got enough crappy singers.
Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

Rush sucks ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

536 Canadian strip club announcer:

Now appearing on the main stage, Brined Pork Loin

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (ykeLU)

537 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

538 Canadian bacon is just ham really
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:07 PM (M+Lyo)


Isn't it a brined pork loin and not of the ham itself?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

yeah, I think so, but i am still accusing them of false advertising, its nothing like bacon, it's like ham.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)

539 I feel like Republicans who announce that Republicans aren't about "Cancel Culture" are there to disarm us from a very useful tool.

It's not like the Left is going to stop if we do.

That's not how that works. Where leftards, commutards and wokeism (birm) are concerned, cancel the fuck away. I'm a "hypocrite". I don't GAF.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (5qkYi)

540 People fighting so hard to pull down that boot upon all of our faces.

Posted by: Drew in MO at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (jJXlx)

541 much less than a lot of the projections that people say black people should receive for reparations here in the United States.”

https://bit.ly/3DwWB5c
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 01:09 PM (FVME7)



Corrected to show you your f*cking reparations......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

542 Here are some of the things they're trying to blame:
Skipping breakfast, living under a flight path, pandemic stress and poor diet, being a lonely older woman, increasing physical activity, hotter nights, climate change, contact with gardening soil, falling asleep with the TV on, and shoveling snow.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023


***
I'm surprised they haven't tossed in "scooping out the litter box."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

543 Health Canada Pursues Enhancements to COVID Vaccine Passport, Raises Link to Digital ID
_______

This the why I haven't been to Canada since December 2019.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (lf83v)

544
San Fran: $5 million in reparations for Black residents not enough
-------

Our local 'Equity Manager' is insisting that 'reparations' be paid "in perpetuity".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (Lw4MP)

545
yeah, I think so, but i am still accusing them of false advertising, its nothing like bacon, it's like ham.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (M+Lyo)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

546 536 Canadian strip club announcer:

Now appearing on the main stage, Brined Pork Loin
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:11 PM (ykeLU)

I'd go. What's the cover charge?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

547 If you get the right diameter and thickness of Canadian bacon, if it's frozen solid you can never miss a shot at the five-hole.

Posted by: Roy at February 01, 2023 01:13 PM (rqgpJ)

548 My mother grew up in the western prairies, Saskatchewan, in the '20s

How old were you when you first got electricity?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 01, 2023


***
E-lec-tricity? We don' hold with any of that newfangled Toronto stuff!

(I didn't grow up there but in the U.S. I'm not sure about her home place; but her father worked for the railroad, so I suspect they could afford electricity.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

549 the proposed $5 million payment per qualifying person is actually “much less than a lot of the projections

*******

Damn, they're using the COVID death modeling software to calculate reparations now!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (ykeLU)

550 "Canadian: How you doing, eh?"
*********
As a teenager I spent a lot of time fishing on the Ontario side of the border. I noticed the use of the "eh" but it wasn't used at the end of a sentence. It seemed more like a verbalized coma.

Posted by: Cosda at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (6TWy6)

551 WE COULD GET UKRAINE TO HELP!!!!!

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (OUiUM)

552 No mentions of Strange Brew ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway



https://youtu.be/r0FFTd3bS_8

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2023 01:14 PM (UuCPD)

553 730 boring pages of uninteresting drab where 20 pages of well-written prose would do?
Posted by: Sharkman
--------

You sure know how to hurt a guy.

Posted by: Natty Bumpo at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (pXXcj)

554 "Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "
........

Yep. The government.

Posted by: wth at February 01, 2023 01:15 PM (v0R5T)

555 "554 "Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "
........

Yep. The government."
********
Illegal immigrants

Posted by: Cosda at February 01, 2023 01:17 PM (6TWy6)

556 boring pages of uninteresting drab where 20 pages of well-written prose would do?
Posted by: Sharkman
-----

A work of art? It has no invention; it has no order, system, sequence, or result; it has no lifelikeness, no thrill, no stir, no seeming of reality; its characters are confusedly drawn, and by their acts and words they prove that they are not the sort of people the author claims that they are; its humor is pathetic; its pathos is funny; its conversations are — oh! indescribable; its love-scenes odious; its English a crime against the language."

Posted by: Mark Twain at February 01, 2023 01:18 PM (pXXcj)

557 555 "554 "Robert Reich@RBReich
A growing sector of the US economy produces nothing of value. "
........

Yep. The government."
********
Illegal immigrants

*****

Robert Reich.

Posted by: Synova at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (BD/yx)

558
Note that this "Willa Holt" writing the article about how terrible it is that Tucker would say this chooses to include an angry leftwing Canadian essentially threatening to come down to the US to kill Carlson.

I'm sure our left wing media smothered the story but some angry leftwing Canadian pleaded (yes, not 'pled' angry at JJ Italian guy) guilty last week to mailing ricin to Donald Trump and ten law enforcement in Texas.

That seems to justify an invasion, she tried to kill our President.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 01, 2023 01:19 PM (enJYY)

559 Brandon grows top secret documents in his garden of festering criminality.

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:24 PM (OUiUM)

560 So if Parliment rejects condemning Carlson that means they're Down For The Struggle.

FJT

Posted by: torabora at February 01, 2023 01:25 PM (OUiUM)

561 I've always lived in the Detroit area and not too many years ago the commentary about Canada that the murder rate in Detroit was over 600. Across the river in Windsor, the murder rate was 4, not sure what's it is now.

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 01, 2023 01:26 PM (0uQp2)

562 Well it's literally natural for them to submit to society, authority, and power. Women aren't men.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 12:31 PM (eYoxG)

There's more truth in this comment than most wish to admit.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at February 01, 2023 01:28 PM (BdMk6)

563 70 Watch out Tucker, invading Canada would require troops in Florida, just to protect against a rear-guard counter-attack.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 12:08 PM (0O7FR)
Especially now, during "Snow Bird" season. Half the population of Canada East of Ontario must be in Florida now.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 01, 2023 01:31 PM (0rU8g)

564 Don't worry, Canada. America is just not that into you.

Posted by: MikeG at February 01, 2023 01:52 PM (VsUo2)

565 I will defend my father’s honor and honor him by clamping down harder on the peasants here in Canada.

Oh, where is my Che Guerrero to take out this mendacious Tucker?

Posted by: Justin Castreau at February 01, 2023 02:36 PM (V8yYW)

566 There's not one actual American who goes more than six months at a time Without making some sort of crack about taking over Canada someday.

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