Biden Cover Story on Classified Documents Blows Up; FBI Searched His Penn Offices Back in November, Not Just His Lawyers As He's Claimed

Apparently Biden's search of his offices wasn't entirely a matter of his own doing, as he's repeatedly claimed.

He and his paid liars keep claiming that Biden is making disclosures voluntarily.

But when the FBI is going through your stuff, most would say that you're not acting entirely according to your own whims.


Joe Biden's illegal possession of classified documents is the presidential scandal that just won't go away. Despite the White House's best efforts to cover up what happened, news continues to leak out drip by drip, and the latest revelation is a bombshell.

According to CBS News, the FBI conducted a previously undisclosed search of the Penn Biden Center back in November. That would be the office where Biden's classified documents problem started. No one at the White House or the DOJ bothered to mention that until this leak.

Bonchie continues, first quoting from the CBS report:

The FBI searched the Penn Biden Center offices in mid-November, according to two sources familiar with the investigation, after lawyers for President Biden had found about 10 documents marked classified there on Nov. 2. The material originated from Mr. Bidenís time as vice president.

It is not clear whether FBI personnel found any additional classified or presidential material during the mid-November sweep.

This marks at least the second time the White House has purposely misled the public about the severity of the situation. Press Secretary Karin Jean-Pierre told the press corps on January 12th that the searches of Biden's properties had been completed. Just two days later, five more documents were revealed to have been found. Eventually, the FBI would search Biden's Delaware home, finding even more documents while the administration once again bragged about its supposed cooperation and transparency.

And this continues to underscore the question that has not yet even been answered with a lie by Biden's team: Why did Biden have lawyers searching his offices for classified documents in the first place?

When you're packing up an office, you hire movers to do the job, not lawyers.

Who the hell hires lawyers to pack and move boxes?!?

You would only spend $300 per hour per "mover," of course, you know you might come across something incriminating and want a lawyer to "find" it to help insulate you from prosecution.

So why did Biden know to have lawyers pack up his papers?

Was he actually warned that someone knew he had classified documents, and had better get ahead of the story by hiring lawyers to "find" them?

No one has adequately explained why Biden's attorneys were parsing through the PBC files when they found the material. David Harsanyi wonders whether the National Archives or Department of Justice prompted the opening of the files in the first place.


David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi

So, Biden's lawyers didn't just accidentally trip over some classified documents when innocently packing boxes for a move. Some agency or law enforcement probably asked for missing document. And only then did Biden's people begin "cooperating."


This story is being leaked in small doses to mitigate the political damage. But the fact is that Biden probably knew he was possession of many classified documents, some for a decade or more, even when he dinging Trump and even as his admin was ordering a raid.

It's going to be interesting to find out what the feds were looking for. If we ever find out.


It's kind of amazing, but unsurprising, that there can be FBI searches of the president's offices and the media knows nothing about them.

ppl point out that story says search took place after find -- but the point is that it highly unlikely lawyers would handle routine move if they're not looking for something sensitive. And it is unlikely that the FBI would conduct search over small innocent document find.


Meanwhile -- Hunter Biden is considering starting a fundraiser to pay his legal fees, so that people currying favor with his dad, and lots of Chinese intelligence agents, can send him more money for not working.

From the Jeff Bezos Corporate Newsletter, aka Felicia Somnez's Rocket Pad to Retail:

Hunter Biden's allies have held initial discussions about creating a legal-defense fund to pay for a growing team of attorneys that is helping him confront both a years-long federal tax investigation and a host of new congressional inquiries, according to people familiar with the matter.

The effort has been triggered by Hunter Biden's struggles to pay his mounting legal bills amid increasingly stretched resources and his pursuit of a new, aggressive legal strategy, the people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss a sensitive subject.

Seems like he might need some extra cash for lawsuits and settlements.

EXCLUSIVE: 'Set phone up so I can spy on you showering.' Hunter Biden threatened to withhold cash-strapped assistant's pay if she didn't FaceTime him naked, texts show - as it's revealed she's the FOURTH employee with whom he had a sexual relationship

Texts obtained by DailyMail.com show First Son asked assistant for video sex

'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote

Biden filmed their sex sessions and saved the images on his laptop hard drive

Hunter Biden threatened one of his cash-strapped young female staffers with withholding her pay if she didn't FaceTime him for sex.

Shocking texts between the President's son, 52, and his young assistant, who was 29 at the time, show Hunter asking for video sex sessions and sending her cash via Apple Pay after she pleaded that she was struggling to make rent.

The woman, who DailyMail.com has chosen not to identify, worked as an assistant at Hunter's law firm, Owasco, in 2018 and 2019. She is the fourth employee he is known to have had a sexual relationship with.


He also hired his daughter's basketball coach, reportedly former stripper Lunden Roberts, but ended her employment and stopped responding to her messages after she told him she was pregnant with his child. Roberts eventually had to sue him for child support.

Just an absolute family of scumbags.


Messages and emails involving his now 33-year-old assistant first appear on Hunter's laptop in June 2018, when he flew her from Los Angeles to Washington DC.


Hunter filmed and photographed her having sex with him around that time and saved the images on his laptop.

The part-time model and fitness instructor was given important administrative tasks at his company, such as receiving Burisma board documents for Hunter to sign.

In January 2019, she emailed Hunter's secretary asking why she had not received her December paycheck of $837.06 and why her company health insurance was not active.

Two months later he sent her $500 by Apple Pay and complained he had 'really no money' due to 'alimony tuitions and other s**t like girls insurance etc'.

He told her: 'youre as beautiful to me inside as you so obviously are on the outside. Miss you very much and feel horrible for having treated you so poorly.'


In 2019, Hunter texted his young assistant: 'I will [m]ake up for back pay. You have to make up for back work. By FTiming me and/or going to our next-club party.' The texts show he made several Apple Pay payments to her

He invited her to New Hampshire but she told him: 'I can't afford the plane ticket and I barely can even make my rent this month.'

Days later he texted her saying he would pay her but that she had to video chat with him.

'I will [m]ake up for back pay. You have to make up for back work. By FTiming me and/or going to our next-club party,' Hunter wrote to his young employee.

'When can you face time? If we FT the rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked and we have to do whatever the other person asks within reason.'

Look at all of this RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION.

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Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (Vwz3I)

2 You need classyfied documents if you want a classy office, Jack!

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at January 31, 2023 05:21 PM (P1f+c)

3 well well well what do ya know?

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (iayUP)

4 >>>2 You need classyfied documents if you want a classy office, Jack!

hah

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2023 05:22 PM (C1Zwz)

5 I'm sorry, are you suggesting that Joe Biden has not been fully candid with the American people?

My world is spinning right now. Up is sour, left is orange. Next you're going to tell me that Angela Belcamino is fantastically hot and beautiful.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (zhLdt)

6 Matt Clark @MattClarkReport
HOLY SHIT!! Biden documents scandal includes 1850 Boxes, enough to fill a tractor trailer, plus 415 GB of electronic records! The Senate Intelligence Committee is demanding Biden turn these documents over, but they are refusing to do so!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (Vwz3I)

7 You can't make this shit up. Well, you could but everybody would think it was ChatGPT.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (iayUP)

8 Are you a Republican?

The FBI will kick down your door at 3AM, trash your place, take photos of the mess, and distribute them to the press.

Are you a Democrat?

the FBI conducted a previously undisclosed search of the Penn Biden Center back in November.

Posted by: mikeski would prefer one set of laws at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (P1f+c)

9 Words can't describe how repulsive I find Hunter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (DRSnL)

10 I wonder if they had to issue a warrant? And I am willing to bet that they went there to protect joe biden. Pretty sure he had all sorts of top secret documents on what he and his crack head son did in Ukraine and the fib did not want them getting out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (uNylN)

11 If the Vice President does it, it is legal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (17s+e)

12 "'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote"

That goes without saying, usually. Standard contract clause.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (24fqN)

13 He and his paid liars keep claiming that Biden is making disclosures voluntarily.

Even if it were true that does not somehow make the classified documents laws disappear. Its irrelevant why or how he took them and kept them. It just matters that he did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (0hOvj)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (T4tVD)

15 Shocker that the rabid Alphabet Mafia hasn't come after the Bidens yet.

He's been making chicks uncomfortable since 1976.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (5xURv)

16 I shan't believe this. I shan't. We were promised the most transparent administration evar! FJB & KJP wouldn't mislead us. They wouldn't!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM (a3Q+t)

17 You know how you feel that your life is unfair and that somebody else is getting all your fair? Well, it's Hunter that's getting it. He's the unfortunate fortunate son.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (iayUP)

18 9 Words can't describe how repulsive I find Hunter.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (DRSnL


He's a living parody of every scumbag rich kid in the movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (5xURv)

19 His lips are moving, he's lying.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (hMBkz)

20 HEY FAT!! Listen up, I have retroactively nullified the Espionage Act for me and only me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (17s+e)

21 meh, if I could care less, I would.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (XzIdt)

22 Hey Jordan. : )

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (v/2u5)

23 this just hurts

this horrid man is our President

and his crackhead son is probably the brains of the operation

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (w0NJk)

24 Sometimes I will put on a helmet and bang my head on the counter.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (iayUP)

25 Hi SMH!

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (DRSnL)

26 >>Just an absolute family of scumbags.

Vicious too, remember, it was Biden that suggested the DOJ use the Logan Act to go after Mike Flynn.

Vicious scumbags indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (4yKZ5)

27 He's a living parody of every scumbag rich kid in the movies.


he really is - what Anna Puma described earlier - when you watch anime and they have some scion of industry being horrible and even saying "I can do whatever to you b/c of my Dad"

he's a villain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 05:28 PM (w0NJk)

28 Funny how this information wasn't leaked by all the leakers at the FBI that were leaking like a sieve when Trump was POTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (NpAcC)

29 Somewhere along the line, Pixy must have fixed the bug which caused a bright red stack trace when digesting certain toxic comment characters. I offer my belated thanks! Should have noticed sooner when something nice happens.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (24fqN)

30 17 You know how you feel that your life is unfair and that somebody else is getting all your fair? Well, it's Hunter that's getting it. He's the unfortunate fortunate son.
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 05:27 PM (iayUP)

He gets the money, the poon, the parties, the lifestyle, the above-the-law treatment. Tell me again how being a nice guy pays off.

Posted by: Life's a bullshit toss of the loaded dice at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (UKe2c)

31 Just makes one beam with pride!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (OTzUX)

32 But all the best people insist Joe is honest. You mean they're not to be trusted.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (VdGjU)

33 Let me see, where did I put that shocked face? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (ftFVW)

34 Meanwhile, lefties keep insisting the difference between Trump's classified doc situation and Biden's is that Biden is fully cooperative and Trump fought. Also, Trump was totally selling nuclear secrets to Russia, they just know it.

If you point out Trump could de-classify and VP/Senator Biden couldn't, they just mock you and say there's a de-classification process and Trump didn't follow it, completely ignoring there was no legal pathway for Biden to keep those docs.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (eyxn4)

35 Does Hunter have an OnlyFans?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (OUiUM)

36 yay let's pay taxes!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (w0NJk)

37 The Wheeels are clooosing in on Biden!

It's only a matter of #twoweeks

Posted by: OneEyedJack at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (FCbAQ)

38 I really do think that this is Merrick Garland getting revenge for having to go out and eat shit with that press conference after the Mar-A-Lago raid. The WH bypassed Garland, then claimed that Biden didn't know about the raid, and when the backlash started they made Garland go out and take the blame. In response he's going after classified docs which everyone knows these pols have floating around.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (wmDcS)

39
Whoops!
Whoopsie!

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (GGKLZ)

40 he really is - what Anna Puma described earlier - when you watch anime and they have some scion of industry being horrible and even saying "I can do whatever to you b/c of my Dad"

He's the bad guy in like 75 movies and TV shows, portrayed as a monster, as a predator and the bad guy. Just like his dad is the same way.

And they're presented as heroes and icons.

The guy who bought Hunter's paintings for China is refusing to talk to congress heh.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (0hOvj)

41
Incidentally, thank you, Lamont, for not hammering us with the stupid eliza blue and crowder/daily wire bullshit that have 0 consequence in our lives.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (AvQ7+)

42 81M voters (or at least 80M) rest easy, having "restored dignity to the White House".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (OTzUX)

43 I'd rather be governed by the characters in Justified than these fookers.

Hell, Nick Searcy would be a kick-ass president.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 05:31 PM (UQUAY)

44
Hey, when your ass is seconds away from indictment WWIII seems like an acceptable option to view from a Delaware beach house.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2023 05:31 PM (enJYY)

45 I have always felt lucky to have been born and lived in the sweet spot of America's years. Now I also get to witness the downfall of America. Sad but from the heights of mountains to the lowest of the valleys.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (17s+e)

46 Why aren't 90 percent of the population repulsed by Joe?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (VdGjU)

47 AtC apparently discovered the last thread and is not amused.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (eyxn4)

48 If you're celebrating the dismemberment and destruction innocent little babies you're evil.
Seeing these women applauding this makes me ill.
God will have no mercy on this nation.
__

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz Signs Bill Legalizing Abortions Up to Birth

https://tinyurl.com/mr2syhsu

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (v/2u5)

49 41
Incidentally, thank you, Lamont, for not hammering us with the stupid eliza blue and crowder/daily wire bullshit that have 0 consequence in our lives.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (AvQ7+)

Then again our lives are bullshit with 0 consequences so it all comes out in the wash.

Posted by: Cool, refreshing nihilism! at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (UKe2c)

50 We've had corrupt Presidents before. And corrupt families of Presidents.

But I'll go out on a limb and say we've never had any as corrupt as these assholes.

Nor as blatant and dishonest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (5xURv)

51 47 AtC apparently discovered the last thread and is not amused.

lol it was my cope theory wasn't it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (w0NJk)

52 Why aren't 90 percent of the population repulsed by Joe?
Posted by: That Northern skulker

NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC.......

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (ftFVW)

53 Why aren't 90 percent of the population repulsed by Joe?

Who's to say they aren't? Its just about 40% hated Trump even more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (0hOvj)

54 And this continues to underscore the question that has not yet even been answered with a lie by Biden's team: Why did Biden have lawyers searching his offices for classified documents in the first place?

I'm not up on the current laws/regulations but I'm pretty sure that if his lawyers handled classified material that they were not authorized to handle then they committed a felony.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (zhLdt)

55 What a long day

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (xhxe8)

56 So why did Biden know to have lawyers pack up his papers?

Was he actually warned that someone knew he had classified documents, and had better get ahead of the story by hiring lawyers to "find" them?

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Lawyers who didn't possess the clearance necessary to handle them.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (GGKLZ)

57 > Does Hunter have an OnlyFans?

Hunter uploaded porn to pornhub.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:33 PM (eyxn4)

58 *Sniffs*

Who else smells "cover-up?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

59 47 AtC apparently discovered the last thread and is not amused.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (eyxn4)

*checks fucks inventory*
Nope. Not a one.

Posted by: Yon fuckfield is barren at January 31, 2023 05:34 PM (UKe2c)

60 "'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote."

Yep, those classy Bidens, blackmailing women into virtual (and probably other) sechs. Good thing that Drumpf is gone, right?

Posted by: Thrawn at January 31, 2023 05:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

61 "The FBI search of the think tank was not previously disclosed by the White House, Mr. Biden's personal attorneys, or the Department of Justice. "


Well, of course not. They are all on the same team.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 31, 2023 05:34 PM (lTGtQ)

62 Funny how this information wasn't leaked by all the leakers at the FBI that were leaking like a sieve when Trump was POTUS.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (NpAcC)


Pretty sure funny isn't the word you're looking for here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (zhLdt)

63 Clown world. Or should I say ClownUSA?

Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (ZVuYy)

64
Meanwhile -- Hunter Biden is considering starting a fundraiser to pay his legal fees

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I ♥ ♥ ♥ this.

AMERICA, BAY-BEE!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (oINRc)

65 They, the real powers that be, have been and are now desperate to find all loose ends that show the depth and breadth of DC corruption, which are monumental by their actions.

By their fruits you shall know them. True then and now.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (DsA2n)

66 Eh, willowed:

Speaking of teh ghey and "The Last of Us"-

Episode 3 is basically "Come for the expectation of cool fungo-zombie action, stay for-

the hour long gay Romeo and Juliet romance between two gross middle-aged, bearded weirdos that has almost literally nothing to do with anything in the series.

It's just one long advert for Big Gay, and annoying as hell with it's "now you're going to learn a lesson" assholery. However,

I'm going to do you a favor. Just skip episode 3 and when you see the main characters have a truck and more guns, welp, they got them from the old gay guys who killed themselves "romantically" if you consider assisted suicide along with plain ole garden-variety suicide "romantic". The main characters come in long after teh ghey guys are dead, so you've missed nothing. Except the total absence of fungo-zombies.

You're welcome!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (KLPy8)

67 thank you, Lamont, for not hammering us with the stupid eliza blue and crowder/daily wire bullshit

ditto

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (0hOvj)

68 Men, I think its time for the Limited, Modified Hang-Out.

Posted by: F. Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (guGkK)

69 He gets the money, the poon, the parties, the lifestyle, the above-the-law treatment. Tell me again how being a nice guy pays off.
Posted by: Life's a bullshit toss of the loaded dice at January 31, 2023 05:29 PM (UKe2c)


Eternity is longer than he'll be getting all this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (zhLdt)

70 What a long day
Posted by: Skip

Are ya home now ?

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (T4tVD)

71 "45 I have always felt lucky to have been born and lived in the sweet spot of America's years. Now I also get to witness the downfall of America. Sad but from the heights of mountains to the lowest of the valleys.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (17s+e) "

A-men, brother, a-men. Nothing like us ever was.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (XzIdt)

72
I'm all "gayed" out, today.

As Chuy would say: Basta!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the HQ's Most Respected Commenter at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (AvQ7+)

73 Norms are being restored and reinforced daily!
I'm Ridin' with Biden!
MUGA!

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (DB16e)

74
Men, I think its time for the Limited, Modified Hang-Out.
Posted by: F. Joe Biden at January 31, 2023 05:35 PM (guGkK)

Is that when Hunter tells his Secret Service pimps "No Yellow?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (oINRc)

75 Hunter Biden is considering starting a fundraiser to pay his legal fees,
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Check out the yuan-dollar exchange rate against donations just like Obama's illegal donations from Europe that had weird amounts like $63.72 that just happens to match £50 or €50 or whatever the rate was then.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (Vwz3I)

76 This Biden guy...what's up with that?

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:36 PM (iziT8)

77 Shocker that the rabid Alphabet Mafia hasn't come after the Bidens yet.

He's been making chicks uncomfortable since 1976.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:26 PM

You mean the sort of people who bragged that they'd gladly blow Bill Clinton for doing their political will? Those media?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 05:37 PM (Wnv9h)

78 Words can't describe how repulsive I find Hunter.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (DRSnL)
.......

I'm particularly fond of the sterile gauze pas peeking out from his tidy whiteys.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

79 81M voters (or at least 80M) rest easy, having "restored dignity to the White House".

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:30 PM (OTzUX)
***

Heh.
According to a thing I saw with Rand Paul, our government sent checks to1.1 million dead people. I'm sure they all got ballots too.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 05:37 PM (anj39)

80 Hunter uploaded porn to pornhub.

Yeah supposedly he fired up several vids of himself to Pornhub, including some that supposedly had suspiciously young-looking girls in them.

Then, totally unconnected, PornHub had a huge change in policy to ban videos of public figures and a scrub of "possibly underage" content. Totally unrelated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:37 PM (0hOvj)

81 Ruled by perverts and foreigners.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 31, 2023 05:37 PM (Angsy)

82 So you take classified documents only to forget to do something like actually keep track of where they are? Just sorta mixed in with the old Penthouse mags and clipped recipes?

Actually, it is Joe Biden...

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (zB/T/)

83 She is the fourth employee he is known to have had a sexual relationship with.

I know what Louis Rossman will be naming his next cat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (Bd6X8)

84 This may as well be a scandal involving the mayor of Irkutsk - everyone understands that I assume. No impact on anything. No impact on the cretinous populace.

Just checking.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (OTzUX)

85 Meh, the FBI would scrub Biden's toilets with their very own toothbrushes, if his flunkies told them to.

Gotta protect those goldplated pensions, dontchaknow

Posted by: Regular joe at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (nnp+f)

86 I give a fuck that Alex is gone.


Not much I can do about it.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (iziT8)

87 The Oligarchs are coming for the Meat Puppet, eh?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (XvPQV)

88 Funny ChatGPT meme about how the AI's been nerfed, filtered, and lawyered to a shell of its former self.

https://bit.ly/3RofsoM

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (eyxn4)

89
Words can't describe how repulsive I find Hunter.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (DRSnL)

Words can't describe how funny I find Hunter.

Of course, that's because none of my daughters have been exposed to his predatory perversions, and my stepson won't have to join the war to cover up his corruption, because I'll shoot his foot before that happens.

So the whole thing's a laugh riot to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:39 PM (oINRc)

90 "'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote"

That goes without saying, usually. Standard contract clause.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (24fqN)
.......

Boilerplate.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

91 $300 an hour? No way. Paralegals at law firms Biden would hire would charge more than that. When I left the big Manhattan firm, my lawyer billing rate was $800 an hour. That was 8 years ago.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 31, 2023 05:39 PM (4U6Lw)

92 There is a good chance we will find out that Biden ordered the raid on Trump after it became apparent that authorities were looking for documents that Joe had.

That sounds exactly like something he and his crew would do because, without exception, everything they have accused Trump of doing is something Joe and crew had already done.

These people have no imagination.

Posted by: Thatch at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (A+k5G)

93 Meh, the FBI would scrub Biden's toilets with their very own toothbrushes, if his flunkies told them to.


Naw. Only the top guys. Not the ham-and-eggers. They're all straight shooters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (guGkK)

94 The Oligarchs are coming for the Meat Puppet, eh?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:38 PM (XvPQV)

Maybe, but more likely a shot across the bow of that faction. The fact that it seems to be dissipating in the 'oh another 1000 boxes of classified info, what a joke' then advancing to impeachment supports that.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

95 Hunter uploaded porn to pornhub.

Yeah supposedly he fired up several vids of himself to Pornhub, including some that supposedly had suspiciously young-looking girls in them.

Then, totally unconnected, PornHub had a huge change in policy to ban videos of public figures and a scrub of "possibly underage" content. Totally unrelated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:37 PM


Was this before or after someone burned the Pronhub owners house to the ground? It's tough sometimes to keep up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)

96 KJP is gonna stroke out. How long until she leaves ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

97 Was Joe referring to the FBI as his personal attorneys? I mean... not entirely wrong?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 05:41 PM (DPfSO)

98 If you want to avoid more alternative love, I would skip a Knock at the Cabin this weekend, and go see the Chosen Season 3 finale in theaters, instead.

Posted by: Nova Local at January 31, 2023 05:41 PM (exHjb)

99 The city of Volgograd has changed the road signs on major roads at entrances to the city to Stalingrad. In honor of the end of the battle, whose 80th anniversary is this week. They'll be doing it 9 times a year (November 19, to mark the start of the Soviet offensive that trapped the 6th Army west of the city), on important WWII dates.

Still haven't been able to find out if there will be a referendum to rename the city Stalingrad - mayor proposed this last year.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:41 PM (OTzUX)

100 I remember locking down my HQs for a full day searching for one stupid document. And this was inside the secure part of the building.
The bidens are scum.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2023 05:41 PM (anj39)

101 >>No one has adequately explained why Biden's attorneys were parsing through the PBC files when they found the material. David Harsanyi wonders whether the National Archives or Department of Justice prompted the opening of the files in the first place.

FBI SAIC McGonigal was recently indicted in both NYC and DC for foreign corruption. Kind of a big coincidence, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

102 Let me know when they get around to Victoria fucking Nuland

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2023 05:42 PM (glmpm)

103 96 KJP is gonna stroke out. How long until she leaves ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

If she hit the gym a little she could have a future on PornHub

Posted by: Just sayin' at January 31, 2023 05:42 PM (UKe2c)

104 KJP is gonna stroke out. How long until she leaves ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

If she didn't leave in the first few weeks, she is never going to.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

105 >>If you point out Trump could de-classify and VP/Senator Biden couldn't, they just mock you and say there's a de-classification process and Trump didn't follow it, completely ignoring there was no legal pathway for Biden to keep those docs.


Ask them what the process is for a president to declassify any document he wants to. Then prepare to laugh.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

106 104 KJP is gonna stroke out. How long until she leaves ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

If she didn't leave in the first few weeks, she is never going to.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

From the Biden school...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 31, 2023 05:44 PM (exHjb)

107 KJP is gonna stroke out. How long until she leaves ?
Posted by: Hatari

She'll hold out until she gets shuffled out. She's making more now than she was down in town...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 05:44 PM (hMBkz)

108 If she hit the gym a little she could have a future on PornHub
Posted by: Just sayin'

Meh, that's a lot of work. I bet there's a niche for clown makeup and pom-pom buttons.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:44 PM (ftFVW)

109 Here is what I predict. FJB will continue not answering questions, and eventually something else will replace the classified in the news cycle.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 31, 2023 05:45 PM (DPfSO)

110
If she didn't leave in the first few weeks, she is never going to.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

Why would you? You're a young PressSec. There's nowhere for your reputation to fall any further - you're already the biggest whore in the Whoredome. Ride it out til your too old and your tits are saggy and your face looks like shit, then collect your payout, like Psaki.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)

111 I saw Rocket Pad to Retail open for Crash the Calm on a Long Island Railroad platform in 2019.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at January 31, 2023 05:45 PM (GGKLZ)

112 Hunter Biden's the type of person where God says to Himself, "I think it's time for another flood."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2023 05:45 PM (aXxgO)

113 Just think, the FBI knew all this yet they worked so hard to suppress the truth so Hunter's old man can be the resident of the White House. For this alone the FBI must be disbanded.

By suppressing the truth the FBI effectively abetted sexual exploitation of women after the fact. They are sinking deeper and deeper into oppression territory.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 31, 2023 05:46 PM (3JfbU)

114 Still haven't been able to find out if there will be a referendum to rename the city Stalingrad - mayor proposed this last year.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:41 PM (OTzUX)


I remember a while back that there was some talk in Germany about a referendum to restore the name of Prussia. I never heard what happened but apparently it went nowhere.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 31, 2023 05:46 PM (guGkK)

115 Fairly shocked at the McGonigal indictment. That it happened, that is. Possible that there are elements in the Criminal Division who still are doing their jobs, but still. Of all the degraded US institutions, DOJ and the courts are probably the most farcical and Third World. Can't imagine why they'd feel any need to pursue such a case, however blatant and outrageous (narrator: 287 boring speculative 18-dimensional explanations to follow here, I know, I know).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:47 PM (OTzUX)

116 47 AtC apparently discovered the last thread and is not amused.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (eyxn4)

Once upon a time, she'd show up and flamethrower people who displeased her.

I miss those days.

Oh well, guess she's picked her tribe, sadly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 31, 2023 05:47 PM (XvPQV)

117 the sort of people who bragged that they'd gladly blow Bill Clinton for doing their political will?

Like scientology is a religion bcuz prezzy billy jeff clinton took enough of their donations that he granted them tax exemption?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 05:47 PM (5/AfL)

118
They are sinking deeper and deeper into oppression territory.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 31, 2023 05:46 PM (3JfbU)

They've been in the deepest gutter on offer for a long time. If they sink any further, they'll actually be back in Hell, from whence they came.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:47 PM (oINRc)

119 By suppressing the truth the FBI effectively abetted sexual exploitation of women after the fact. They are sinking deeper and deeper into oppression territory.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 31, 2023 05:46 PM (3JfbU)

There's plenty of stories of them doing it internally before the fact as well. No surprise. Ham and Eggers.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

120 This is all coming out because the Dems don't want Biden in 2024. Heck, they probably don't want him now but they want Kamala less.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (rh25V)

121 104 KJP is gonna stroke out. How long until she leaves ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (M+Lyo)

If she didn't leave in the first few weeks, she is never going to.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:43 PM (eoQWY)

++++

She doesn't seem to mind lying at all. It probably gives her some kind of thrill and a sense of power.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (Klscz)

122 Is the "press" actually talking about this topic? I literally never see any of it. I don't mean niche "conservative" outlets, but the big fountains of cartoonish propaganda in which most of the populace marinates.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (OTzUX)

123 *prays for the "total absence of fungo-zombies" to continue indefinitely*
do.
not.
want.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (XzIdt)

124 KJP will leave to spend more time scissoring with her family.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

125 Tip: do not eat M&Ms from any candy bowls you find at Hunter's residence.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2023 05:49 PM (fs1hN)

126 I have a Prometheus question for after 200.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:49 PM (iziT8)

127 Was this before or after someone burned the Pronhub owners house to the ground? It's tough sometimes to keep up.

I dunno its all sleaze and nasty stuff anyway you turn it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 05:49 PM (0hOvj)

128 Meh, that's a lot of work. I bet there's a niche for clown makeup and pom-pom buttons.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:44 PM

Rule 34.

But in her case, would clown makeup be a form of cancelworthy whiteface?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 05:49 PM (Wnv9h)

129
She doesn't seem to mind lying at all. It probably gives her some kind of thrill and a sense of power.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (Klscz)

If you actually mind lying, you'll quit politics or eat a fucking bullet long before you get on TV.

Our ruling class self-selects for pieces of shit. Like a finely tuned shit machine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:50 PM (oINRc)

130 Is the "press" actually talking about this topic? I literally never see any of it. I don't mean niche "conservative" outlets, but the big fountains of cartoonish propaganda in which most of the populace marinates.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (OTzUX)

Given their ratings, its a pretty light marinade.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:50 PM (eoQWY)

131 OT, local nEwS teased Shooting Stumpy story this morning, then memory holed it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 05:50 PM (5/AfL)

132 She doesn't seem to mind lying at all. It probably gives her some kind of thrill and a sense of power.
Posted by: washrivergal

That can't be it, she'd have to be smart enough to recognize that she's lying.

What is that phrase, oh... "Asserting facts not in evidence", that's it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 31, 2023 05:50 PM (hMBkz)

133 Yeah, was way over Bucks and 9 1/2 hours too

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 05:50 PM (xhxe8)

134 But in her case, would clown makeup be a form of cancelworthy whiteface?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

No.Such.Thing.

Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:51 PM (ftFVW)

135 >>Fairly shocked at the McGonigal indictment.

Would you be shocked to learn he and Hunter knew each other? Their kids play on sports teams together.

In theory anyway, Hunter has been under investigation by the DOJ for 3 years now. I'd imagine any investigation of Hunter might turn up some of the people he was working with.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 05:51 PM (ZLI7S)

136 But in her case, would clown makeup be a form of cancelworthy whiteface?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

No.Such.Thing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:51 PM (ftFVW)

Unless even pretending to be white becomes hatecrime. Look at what Black Conservatives get.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:52 PM (eoQWY)

137 "Given their ratings, its a pretty light marinade."

Given the degradation of the populace, it's plenty strong, apparently.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 05:52 PM (OTzUX)

138 I find Hunter Biden to be repulsive but also hilarious. This fucking guy just falls harder and higher than anyone. He's a disaster. But he always lands on his feet, checks to see if anyone noticed, and says, yeh, I meant to do that. He believes his own bullshit and thinks he is untouchable and now the feds are giving him the side eye. He is going out in a blaze of glory at some point because... "Do you know who I am bitch"?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 31, 2023 05:52 PM (Wy1BU)

139 Someone needs to look into the rampant rural-urban price-fixing that's occurring.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:52 PM (a3Q+t)

140 BTW, how do we know Stumpy isn't Sheila Kuehl in blackface?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 05:52 PM (5/AfL)

141
SlowJoe comes a cropper nine times out of ten searching for the zipper on his own pants. I sincerely doubt he had any role in searching for anything in his offices and document stashes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2023 05:53 PM (pNxlR)

142 Someone needs to look into the rampant rural-urban price-fixing that's occurring.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 05:52 PM (a3Q+t)



On it, Chief!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at January 31, 2023 05:53 PM (guGkK)

143 So much for funding Ukraine to hide the deals.
A few billion of our $ vs. a burn barrel in Philly.

Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2023 05:54 PM (FhXTo)

144 > Ask them what the process is for a president to declassify any document he wants to. Then prepare to laugh.

Yeah, they all think that one Executive Order dictates Trump needed to go to the individual agency heads or whoever classified the docs and ask for their permission/review of the documents before de-classifying.

Those people only have classification authority via delegation from the office of POTUS. And they think he has to ask for their permission.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:54 PM (eyxn4)

145 Someone needs to look into the rampant rural-urban price-fixing that's occurring.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
___

As soon as they investigate all these food processing plant fires, they'll get right on it.

Yeah, right.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 05:55 PM (v/2u5)

146 I remember a while back that there was some talk in Germany about a referendum to restore the name of Prussia.
--------------
Mmm. Reichsburgers.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 05:55 PM (Vwz3I)

147 She doesn't seem to mind lying at all.

I'm not even sure I would call what she does lying. It's more like just uttering sequences of phonemes drawn semi-randomly from the English language. They aren't really lies because they don't really have any meaning at all.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 05:55 PM (nfrXX)

148
OT, local nEwS teased Shooting Stumpy story this morning, then memory holed it.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 31, 2023 05:50 PM (5/AfL)

It's a tough one to make a riot out of. I think it's fairly clear that the cops might have showed a little more restraint.

But, he also lost his legs resisting another resist, and had literally just stabbed someone.

I think most people, even urban blacks, would look at that one and say "fire those cops, but jeez was that ever one stupid psycho."

Just like this Memphis thing - that one was straight-up horrible, but nobody wants to talk about the insane conduct of the police, because they weren't white. So it'll go away.

They keep coming up snake-eyes on the riot du jour. I'm sure they'll get something together soon, but these last two seem to be duds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 05:56 PM (oINRc)

149 120 This is all coming out because the Dems don't want Biden in 2024. Heck, they probably don't want him now but they want Kamala less.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2023 05:48 PM (


Mike Obama and Gavin Newsom to the rescue

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 05:56 PM (5xURv)

150
'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote

Like father. Like son. Think about it.

https://youtu.be/5wgkZgWMTYk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 05:56 PM (63Dwl)

151 Who put the bug up CBS's ass to even report this?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2023 05:56 PM (glmpm)

152 > Tip: do not eat M&Ms from any candy bowls you find at Hunter's residence.

I wouldn't go into Hunter's residence without a hazmat suit and proof it had been cleaned out by a priest.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:57 PM (eyxn4)

153
Scum International, Inc. strongly resents the imprecations that members of the Biden Crime Family come anywhere close to meeting our stringent standards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2023 05:57 PM (pNxlR)

154 If ANYBODY claps at the SOTU I'm gonna be amazed.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

155 Let's all calm down and see what sort of fun SNL has with this.

Oh... yea. About that.

Truth be told; in 40 maybe 50 years our forsaken children will be told this was racism, white supremacy and a vast right wing conspiracy that ruined Amerikka.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 31, 2023 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)

156 If ANYBODY claps at the SOTU I'm gonna be amazed.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 05:57 PM (v0R5T)

Someone should send a page to cut the power on the teleprompters for the lulz.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

157 This is a big fucking deal!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 05:59 PM (4I/2K)

158 Mike Rowe wouldn't go in Hunter Biden's place.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 05:59 PM (iziT8)

159 If ANYBODY claps at the SOTU I'm gonna be amazed.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 05:57 PM (v0R5T)


Oh no, the Dems will give him every fucking standing ovation that they can.

McCarthy is an idiot for agreeing to it. Should have told Biden, "No."

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:00 PM (wmDcS)

160 OT, local nEwS teased Shooting Stumpy story this morning, then memory holed it.
======
It was... justified... as they kept on cutting off bits trying to make them perfectly even.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 06:00 PM (Vwz3I)

161 Still haven't been able to find out if there will be a referendum to rename the city Stalingrad - mayor proposed this last year.

Apparently they have been replacing the "Volgograd" signs with "Stalingrad" in advance of Putin's big speech there on Thursday (the 80th anniversary of the German surrender).

They may or may not taken them down after the speech.

Posted by: Billy Bob Gates! at January 31, 2023 06:00 PM (2tUFv)

162 But in her case, would clown makeup be a form of cancelworthy whiteface?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

No.Such.Thing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at January 31, 2023 05:51 PM

I dunno...being white seems to be a hate crime in their world.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

163
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!!!!

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM (j4U/Z)

164 AtC apparently discovered the last thread and is not amused.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM


I thought I read that she was done with this place and wasn't coming back?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM (uNylN)

165 wth: "If ANYBODY claps at the SOTU I'm gonna be amazed."

Synchronized Clapping will happen like clockwork. Every Democrat, with seal-like vigor, will prop up their stooge. A more cynical display doesn't exist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM (aXxgO)

166 It's all an op. Since 1963.

Not matter how cynical you think you are, you're not enough.

Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM (BLVc0)

167 McCarthy should wipe his ass on live TV with his copy of Biden's SOTU address.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (iayUP)

168 Oh no, the Dems will give him every fucking standing ovation that they can.

Not sure about that - the knives are obviously out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (2tUFv)

169
Mike Rowe wouldn't go in Hunter Biden's place.
Posted by: eleven


Could be worse.

Could be raining.

Posted by: Eyegore at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

170 Someone should send a page to cut the power on the teleprompters for the lulz.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)

I could probably bet that the junta has more than one SS agent specifically tagged to prevent such a prank.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (BdMk6)

171 Mike Rowe wouldn't go in Hunter Biden's place.
Posted by: eleven

Could be worse.

Could be raining.
Posted by: Eyegore at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (63Dwl)

Ri-ight!

Posted by: Noah at January 31, 2023 06:03 PM (4I/2K)

172 McCarthy should walk out the moment he starts talking and take all the GOP with him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:03 PM (5xURv)

173 There is a good chance we will find out that Biden ordered the raid on Trump after it became apparent that authorities were looking for documents that Joe had.

That sounds exactly like something he and his crew would do because, without exception, everything they have accused Trump of doing is something Joe and crew had already done.

These people have no imagination.
Posted by: Thatch at January 31, 2023 05:40 PM (A+k5G)


I think that it was simpler than that: the WH heard about the dispute with the National Archives, and ordered the FBI to raid MAL in order to embarrass Trump. They then tried to pass it off as the DOJ's doing, claiming Biden didn't know.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:03 PM (wmDcS)

174 McCarthy should wipe his ass on live TV with his copy of Biden's SOTU address.
Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (iayUP)


Pull out a shredder and start shredding his copy of the speech.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (wmDcS)

175 Who's going to sit behind drugged up dementia patient Joe at the SOTU? Kamala and Kevin? McCarthy should ask his new bestie MTG to fill in for him.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (fs1hN)

176
Oh no, the Dems will give him every fucking standing ovation that they can.

Not sure about that - the knives are obviously out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (2tUFv)

That's a good one to look out for. How do Uniparty "leaders" react at that speech? The amount of applause from the bigshots might indicate his future. Kremlinolofy is fun!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (oINRc)

177 I thought I read that she was done with this place and wasn't coming back?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM

Wait...whut? What did I miss?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (Wnv9h)

178 This explains the latest proposed EO to fund abortions on the basis that pregnancy is a national health crisis. Time to rally the Dominic base

Posted by: 7man at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (qwO6y)

179
It was... justified... as they kept on cutting off bits trying to make them perfectly even.
Posted by: andycanuck


A Monty Python bit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 06:05 PM (63Dwl)

180 Not sure about that - the knives are obviously out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2023 06:02 PM (2tUFv)


Carrot and stick. He can either decline to run again, in which case he'll be hailed as the Greatest President Since FDR and all that bullshit, or he can try to run in 2024, and the Dems will then turn against him. The goal is to craft a narrative where Biden heroically steps aside due to age and health issues, but allows a new generation to take up the mantle.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (wmDcS)

181 177 I thought I read that she was done with this place and wasn't coming back?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM

Wait...whut? What did I miss?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (Wnv9h)

I'm clueless as well

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (5xURv)

182
McCarthy is an idiot for agreeing to it. Should have told Biden, "No."
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:00 PM (wmDcS)

No.

Nobody will be warching it, and when the new catchphrase "My word as a Biden" gets uttered the cringe dial will be at 11.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (j4U/Z)

183 172 McCarthy should walk out the moment he starts talking and take all the GOP with him.
--------

Unprecedented!!!! What about Decorum!!!!!!
- National Review

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (fs1hN)

184 Pull out a shredder and start shredding his copy of the speech.

Fold it up and cut out paper dolls.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (nfrXX)

185 I will be looking forward the feministas going after Hunter for sexual exploitation of women in the workplace.

I also expect the White House journalists to ask KJP to explain if it's acceptable to demand sex in the workplace.

I also expect the media to demand why the FBI knew about sexual exploitation of women in the workplace and did nothing, in fact they covered it up.

I am not being sarcastic because Republicans can use this as a stick to beat the Dems.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (3JfbU)

186 It's all an op. Since 1963.

Not matter how cynical you think you are, you're not enough.
Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM (BLVc0)
........

But, but, I'm far too young for that!

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

187 177 I thought I read that she was done with this place and wasn't coming back?
Posted by: Mister Scott

You can hire internet alert services for when your name/nic/etc is mentioned. But, I suspect someone in those threads emailed her about it. Could lurk too but why if you regard the commenters as deplorables.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (Satr0)

188 Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline · 1h
The NDP didn't like Tucker Carlson's sarcastic joke about "liberating Canada" from Justin Trudeau.

MP Matthew Green tries passing a motion to condemn Carlson, only for it to fail.

[Federal House of Commons; leftist New Democrat Party.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (Vwz3I)

189 I remember locking down my HQs for a full day searching for one stupid document. And this was inside the secure part of the building.
The bidens are scum.
Posted by: Diogenes

We had a malicious emmeffer that was randomly shredding one or two of the ts pages everytime o e female LT had duty. He did this fourteen times before I could catch him. I had to write up the missing ts doc report every time there for about three months. Garrison command there in Hanau got to where they hated seeing Sgt Bif walk through the front door with another wrapped up package. And these were not run of the mill ts pages either, they were from the how to manual for releasing nukes to the germans to start ww3. I put that motherfucker under Leavenworth, he should've been hanged but even then fusa was pussified in that area.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (3CCua)

190 I am not being sarcastic because Republicans can use this as a stick to beat the Dems.

Or you are because they won't.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (nfrXX)

191 178 This explains the latest proposed EO to fund abortions on the basis that pregnancy is a national health crisis. Time to rally the Dominic base
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Uh, what?

Posted by: Dominic at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (fs1hN)

192 No.

Nobody will be warching it, and when the new catchphrase "My word as a Biden" gets uttered the cringe dial will be at 11.
Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 06:06 PM (j4U/Z)


That's just it: the speech will probably not be watched by many, so no one will care about the fight. But, it's an easy way for McCarthy to win some points with the base, establish himself as independent, and position himself for upcoming battles with the WH. The public may not care about the SOTU, but Biden certainly does. He's an old man who has finally achieved his lifelong dream, and part of that is the ceremony that comes with the office, such as the SOTU speech.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (wmDcS)

193 Not only are the Bidens morally and ethically empty, lying pieces of garbage, sexually perverted to a sleaze factor I don't even want to know about, but they are strange. Very, very strange.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (Klscz)

194 Wait...whut? What did I miss?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2023 06:04 PM (Wnv9h)

I'm clueless as well
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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It has been awhile but basically an ATC post on another site (not identified in the post btw), mentioned leaving a forum where people conflated gays with pedo.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (Satr0)

195 Russians are kinda funny about Stalin. They know he was a monster, but he also is the Man Who Beat Hitler in their mind, he's the guy who saved them all. They can't really square that circle with history or reality but a lot of booze helps

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (0hOvj)

196 Ace, Ryan Long has a video out which does an excellent job journaling the harassment that men have to endure from women while simply trying to get a workout in at the gym.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 06:10 PM (a3Q+t)

197
Hunty is a child. Just a child of a decent, honorable, ghastly white and definitely not orange President.

Children of Presidents are off limits. Have some decency and honor like us and all our shady dealings.

--- GOP

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 06:10 PM (oINRc)

198 It has been awhile but basically an ATC post on another site (not identified in the post btw), mentioned leaving a forum where people conflated gays with pedo.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (Satr0

Oh. Well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:10 PM (5xURv)

199 If you think you have plumbed the depths of Hunter's degeneracy, go and read the complete download that has been slightly sanitized as far as images go for safety.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:11 PM (Satr0)

200 Could lurk too but why if you regard the commenters as deplorables.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (Satr0)


She doesn't. She's said numerous times that the comments here are the best place on the internet. It's simply that some of the comments regarding homosexuality hit too hard for her, and she chose to walk away for her own mental health.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 31, 2023 06:11 PM (wmDcS)

201 Why aren't 90 percent of the population repulsed by Joe?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 31, 2023 05:32 PM (VdGjU)

I'll be honest: I have pangs of sympathy for Slow Joe. I saw my dear Pa suffer from dementia. It fucking sucks. But. This is where I draw the line: My Dad was a good, honorable man; Husband, Father, Marine.

Slow Joe is a demonic balrog what happens to be suffering advanced dementia.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 06:11 PM (UQUAY)

202 Russians are kinda funny about Stalin. They know he was a monster, but he also is the Man Who Beat Hitler in their mind

He was a decent war leader.

Of course, this was after he had most of the senior officer corps executed in 1937, which was a problem when the USSR had to fight an actual war four years later.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM (2tUFv)

203 Well this is obviously all Trump's fault. And white supremacy. Plus racism and wrong pronouns.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM (VcM80)

204 How many times will Biden lean over and hoarse whisper into the microphone at the SOTU?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM (63Dwl)

205 Meanwhile, in your "House of Commons"...

Aaron Ginn @aginnt · 2h
Just now, every Democrat in the House voted to keep masking, vaxx mandates, COVID emergency laws, and lockdowns.

[218 to 209 BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 06:13 PM (Vwz3I)

206 Posted by: Dominic at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM (fs1hN)

Demonic. Dominic was a saintly guy

Posted by: 7man at January 31, 2023 06:13 PM (qwO6y)

207 *whispers*
drink

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 06:13 PM (iayUP)

208 they were from the how to manual for releasing nukes to the germans
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2023 06:08 PM


You know who else wanted to release nukes to the Germans?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 06:14 PM (a3Q+t)

209 It's all an op. Since 1963.

Not matter how cynical you think you are, you're not enough.
Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2023 06:01 PM (BLVc0)

Since July 11, 1941. That's the day the Office of the Coordinator of Information, an intelligence and propaganda agency of the United States Government, was founded. Predecessor to the Office of Strategic Services which, following the war, transmogrified into the Central Intelligence Agency.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2023 06:14 PM (4I/2K)

210 She doesn't. She's said numerous times that the comments here are the best place on the internet. It's simply that some of the comments regarding homosexuality hit too hard for her, and she chose to walk away for her own mental health.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile
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Might be in other posts but not in the one posted last thread. That was less about compliments and more about dislike. Not trying to start a controversy but simply answer a question.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:14 PM (Satr0)

211 A whole bunch of "youth gender medicine" researchers from places like Children's Hospital in L.A. and Boston Children's Hospital have just released a study on hormone replacement "treatment." They "pre-registered" their hypothesis that eight quality of life metrics would be improved by HRT.

Those metrics are quality of life, suicidality, body esteem, body image, social relationships, negative affect (emotions like anger/fear/sadness), psychological well-being, self-efficacy, perceived parent support, and resiliency.

Pre-registration of hypothesis is part of the scientific community's effort to avoid p-hacking and other shenanigans where scientists try to find a conclusion to publish, even if that conclusion has nothing to do with their initial hypothesis.

They just published in the New England Journal of Medicine and SURPRISE! They only reported on TWO of those eight metrics. You'll be shocked to learn the two they reported showed some limited improvement kinda and the other six didn't.

https://bit.ly/3RtobGA

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:15 PM (eyxn4)

212 BUT BUT BUT !!! Nothing is happening

Posted by: Something is Happening at January 31, 2023 06:15 PM (7OJ9W)

213 What's worse, though: the FBI combing through Biden's house and keeping it on the downlow, or being so entitled you can hire lawyers to curate materials and "cure" and/or destroy evidence?

The latter is clearly the worse since the United States is such a garbage tier police state at this point that FBI misconduct is to be expected. Nothing better illustrates the corrupt caste system than pure, unadulterated filth like the Bidens having state and judicial assistance to expunge evidence of wrongdoing without consequence.

To reup, Biden is good for us* and "he" needs to stay in place (the asterisk is for the potential of nuclear war) because it discredits the system entirely.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:15 PM (KSNKu)

214 Pug Mahon: "Slow Joe is a demonic balrog what happens to be suffering advanced dementia."

Yeah, Joe was never a decent man. He began as a boil on America's ass and has progressed to cancer. That's right... he is Ass Cancer.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 31, 2023 06:16 PM (aXxgO)

215 Joe Biden didn't kill himself.

If he falls overboard on his yacht, or disappears in the Adirondacks, or Dick Cheney "accidentally" shoots him, don't you believe it!

And no bad acid trips either!!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2023 06:16 PM (EZerp)

216
Could you imagine how much coerced rape Joe Biden could have committed if he had social media in his younger days?

I bet Old Joe and Hunter swap stories of all their sexual conquests.

Posted by: portlandon at January 31, 2023 06:17 PM (+oR7L)

217 You'll be shocked to learn the two they reported showed some limited improvement kinda and the other six didn't.
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2 out of 8 ain't bad.

Posted by: Lyrics discarded by Meatloaf at January 31, 2023 06:17 PM (fs1hN)

218 Yrrcchhh!! Toes. so many toes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wanting to Hang Out with Tom Bombadil at January 31, 2023 06:17 PM (UQUAY)

219 The tragi-comedy of this is those of us who have dealt with dementia relatives. Beyond stunned our government is being run or fronted by these types.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 31, 2023 06:17 PM (oWBc3)

220 > McCarthy should ask his new bestie MTG to fill in for him.

MTG should take the speech and hold it up to tear it in half, then look right at the camera, wink, and put it down on the desk again.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:17 PM (eyxn4)

221 Russians are kinda funny about Stalin. They know he was a monster, but he also is the Man Who Beat Hitler in their mind

He was a decent war leader.

Of course, this was after he had most of the senior officer corps executed in 1937, which was a problem when the USSR had to fight an actual war four years later.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM (2tUFv)

My time to shine!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at January 31, 2023 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

222 "No one has adequately explained why Biden's attorneys were parsing through the PBC files when they found the material. David Harsanyi wonders whether the National Archives or Department of Justice prompted the opening of the files in the first place."

We know that Hunter's influence peddling has (or should have been) a front-and-center legal concern long before the brouhaha of classified document handing.

White-shoe lawyers have been going through (sanitizing) all the Biden papers for months, at least, to find/hide as many of the smoking guns as they can linking JFB to shady dealings in Ukraine, Chiner, etc. It just so happens that the same boxes had the various classified docs Joe was using to help Hunter bone up on the regions and players.

The white-shoe lawyers, not wanting to assume personal, criminal liability going beyond usual lawyerly skullduggery (if they took possession of or destroyed clearly marked classified docs) started discreet "back channels" with FBI for a friendly investigation to take charge of them (and to coordinate keeping them secret under guise of an ongoing investigation).

Anyway seems that way to me.

Posted by: Zek at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (5FPX4)

223 How many times will Biden lean over and hoarse whisper into the microphone at the SOTU?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM (63Dwl)
.......

Sssssh. He's telling us a secret!

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

224 Well this is obviously all Trump's fault. And white supremacy. Plus racism and wrong pronouns.
Posted by: Sphynx at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM


Should you be leaking the details of the SOTU address here like this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

225 Russians are kinda funny about Stalin. They know he was a monster, but he also is the Man Who Beat Hitler in their mind, he's the guy who saved them all. They can't really square that circle with history or reality but a lot of booze helps
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (0hOvj)

Russia has almost always been caught between steppe warriors on one side and higher tech Europeans on the other. Thus a strong man is necessary and respected if he can thrash the enemies somewhat more than the populace. Ivan the Terrible, Peter the Great, Stalin

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

226 For reasons I can't explain, I'm suddenly craving a salad when I get home.

So weird.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (EZerp)

227
I remember when the most embarrassing thing about a Presidential family was Billy Carter & his Billy Beer.

Posted by: portlandon at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (+oR7L)

228 Had a bangor, but forgot after my wife slapped me in the face with a cubed steak. Gravy everywhere, greasy nipples. Exploding potatoes Very Disrespectful.

Posted by: Mr. Anderson at January 31, 2023 06:19 PM (nLKwz)

229 FBI searches his home just before an election. And nothing leaks out. That's interesting. They certainly had leverage on their nominal boss at the time.

Posted by: Ricky Bobby at January 31, 2023 06:19 PM (l7udz)

230 Clearly this means Trump's FBI planted classified documents at Biden's properties!
We must impeach Trump!

/s/ Jonny Last, bull first

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 31, 2023 06:20 PM (Kox/L)

231 "Russia has almost always been caught between steppe warriors on one side and higher tech Europeans on the other. Thus a strong man is necessary and respected if he can thrash the enemies somewhat more than the populace. Ivan the Terrible, Peter the Great, Stalin

Posted by: Oldcat "


Interesting take.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2023 06:20 PM (iziT8)

232 To reup, Biden is good for us* and "he" needs to stay in place (the asterisk is for the potential of nuclear war) because it discredits the system entirely.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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An old revolutionary maxim is that the worse things get, the better for us. That maxim is debatable.

It is always easier to destroy than build and even absent a nuclear war, the Biden regime could quite thoroughly damage the US to the point of no return. That may be so anyway which is another debatable point but systematic collapse is one thing in the history books, quite another to live through it.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:21 PM (Satr0)

233 Matt Clark @MattClarkReport
HOLY SHIT!! Biden documents scandal includes 1850 Boxes, enough to fill a tractor trailer, plus 415 GB of electronic records! The Senate Intelligence Committee is demanding Biden turn these documents over, but they are refusing to do so!!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 05:24 PM (Vwz3I)


What a $h!t-show. DOJ kept this hidden until after the mid-term elections. But former Pres. Trump gets to have his personal residence raided by the FEEBs and they take photo albums and empty file folders.

What was Joe Biden taking? It's not like that guy has ever worked an honest day in his life, so it's not even his work-product.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at January 31, 2023 06:21 PM (pJWtt)

234 The white-shoe lawyers, not wanting to assume personal, criminal liability going beyond usual lawyerly skullduggery (if they took possession of or destroyed clearly marked classified docs) started discreet "back channels" with FBI for a friendly investigation to take charge of them (and to coordinate keeping them secret under guise of an ongoing investigation).

Anyway seems that way to me.
Posted by: Zek at January 31, 2023 06:18 PM (5FPX4)

That's the (white) shoe that hasn't fully dropped and may never. I wouldn't doubt the FBI angle either is fabricated or being played up, at least, to distract from the utter depravity and criminality of the preliminaries.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:21 PM (KSNKu)

235 "Just an absolute family of scumbags."

Yep, about just as much damage as the Bush family for growing government more than LBJ with the weaponized dept of HOMELAND SECURITY. Geezus, the name itself is communistic.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 31, 2023 06:21 PM (ryUqI)

236 What a $h!t-show. DOJ kept this hidden until after the mid-term elections. But former Pres. Trump gets to have his personal residence raided by the FEEBs and they take photo albums and empty file folders.

What was Joe Biden taking? It's not like that guy has ever worked an honest day in his life, so it's not even his work-product.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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Matt is actually referencing the Senate Intel Cmte requests for documents which is a bipartisan cmte.

Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (Satr0)

237 Joe and his trash family have been selling influence for decades. They operated openly and anyone paying attention knew that Joe has been corrupt for a long, long time.

Does anyone really believe the intel community hasn't know what Joe was doing for years?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

238 Meanwhile, in your "House of Commons"...

Aaron Ginn @aginnt · 2h
Just now, every Democrat in the House voted to keep masking, vaxx mandates, COVID emergency laws, and lockdowns.
[218 to 209 BTW.]
Posted by: andycanuck


Is that a vote on the actual "end the Covid emergency declaration" bill?

Or is it one of those procedural "we vote to end discussion of amendments related to discussion of tabling the issue of amendments, unless a House member agrees to filibuster by singing I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General in a ridiculous falsetto"?

Posted by: mikeski at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (P1f+c)

239 It is always easier to destroy than build and even absent a nuclear war, the Biden regime could quite thoroughly damage the US to the point of no return. That may be so anyway which is another debatable point but systematic collapse is one thing in the history books, quite another to live through it.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:21 PM (Satr0)

Worse is better, as I recall. It is largely irrelevant, though, since it is totally out of the populace's control at this point.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:24 PM (KSNKu)

240 Ah, so the path to booting Joe isn't impeachment, it's leverage on Hunter.

Damn, those discussions between Joe and Jill must be epic.

"Hunter f^$%'d us all" will be a statement that's true in so many ways.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (8AONa)

241 Just watching the SpaceX Starlink launch from earlier today ... whoever's doing the commentary has a very pleasant voice. No vocal fry, no uptalking.

And another nice landing.

Posted by: spindrift at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (vHb6K)

242 237 Joe and his trash family have been selling influence for decades. They operated openly and anyone paying attention knew that Joe has been corrupt for a long, long time.

Does anyone really believe the intel community hasn't know what Joe was doing for years?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

Correct. And you know who this bothers most? McConnell. Because if ol' Joe has to go down, someone doing a minor version from the "other" team has to be sacrificed and he's the best candidate.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (KSNKu)

243 I'll pretend I'm the first to notice this: The FBI is setting themselves up as an entity that CAN investigate and send for prosecution sitting presidents.

Not in the constitution. Them busting the Bidens not only doesn't change my mind about the FBI, it makes it more clear what they are doing.

Defund and disband.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (roH4R)

244 > Biden documents scandal includes 1850 Boxes, enough to fill a tractor trailer, plus 415 GB of electronic records!

I watched the clip. It sounds like that's just what UofD has "kept private." It's not necessarily all classified.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:26 PM (eyxn4)

245 >Does anyone really believe the intel community hasn't know what Joe was doing for years?


Sure he was. Just like the lunatics and Moose Limbs that murder a bunch of people. "He was on our radar"

Posted by: Fool Otto at January 31, 2023 06:27 PM (DB16e)

246 244 > Biden documents scandal includes 1850 Boxes, enough to fill a tractor trailer, plus 415 GB of electronic records!

I watched the clip. It sounds like that's just what UofD has "kept private." It's not necessarily all classified.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2023 06:26 PM (eyxn4)

It sounds like the UofD was the de facto Library of Congress as well as the chief spy agency for the CCP.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:27 PM (KSNKu)

247 biden is gonna get us all killed
Well live life like there is no tomorrow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2023 06:28 PM (EVR4i)

248 >>Sure he was. Just like the lunatics and Moose Limbs that murder a bunch of people. "He was on our radar"

The intel community helped run the coup in Ukraine in 2014 along with the Obama/Biden administration, corrupt douchebags like McCain and Soros. He wasn't so much on their radar as on their team.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2023 06:30 PM (ZLI7S)

249 243 I'll pretend I'm the first to notice this: The FBI is setting themselves up as an entity that CAN investigate and send for prosecution sitting presidents.

Not in the constitution. Them busting the Bidens not only doesn't change my mind about the FBI, it makes it more clear what they are doing.

Defund and disband.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 31, 2023 06:25 PM (roH4R)

The United States is a garbage tier police state at this point, and the National Security State runs the whole show. The FBI is a key component of the police state apparatus. It isn't going anywhere as long as the US limps along. To quote myself from the last seven years, it isn't that anything WON'T be done about it, nothing CAN be done about it. Tough pill to swallow but it is the only realistic assessment.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (KSNKu)

250 12 "'The rule has to be no talk of anything but sex and we must be naked,' he wrote"

That goes without saying, usually. Standard contract clause.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at January 31, 2023 05:25 PM (24fqN)

I Thought it was Blowjob then hot tub

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at January 31, 2023 06:32 PM (dKiJG)

251 It has been awhile but basically an ATC post on another site (not identified in the post btw), mentioned leaving a forum where people conflated gays with pedo.
Posted by: whig at January 31, 2023 06:09 PM (Satr0

Oh. Well.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 31, 2023 06:10 PM (5xURv

Well, sexually deviant behavior is deviant behavior. I will say a prayer for for her and Mabe Galor and hope they see the light.

Posted by: Golfman at January 31, 2023 06:33 PM (BLVc0)

252 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]

Word on the street is, there is actual Russian Information, but it's all written in funny backwards letters and is just another recipe for borscht made with brake fluid.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at January 31, 2023 06:35 PM (g8BSP)

253
To quote myself from the last seven years, it isn't that anything WON'T be done about it, nothing CAN be done about it. Tough pill to swallow but it is the only realistic assessment.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2023 06:31 PM (KSNKu)

Right. When solid bourgeois citizens - not people who were always radicals, or fringe people, but run of the mill working schmoes like me - start checking out of the political process, it makes people mad.

Everyone flips, especially on the solid bourgeois side of things. "Check back in, or all is lost," they say.

No. I'm checked out because all is lost. I'm disgusted of hearing about and participating in this charade. Once you're noticing the problem, it's long past too late.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 06:37 PM (oINRc)

254
We took a Volga river cruise back in the early 90's, and would stop in towns along the way, the wives to buy overpriced trinkets, and we guys, being "alcoholics", to find a bar.

The Russian drunkenness, red-eyed stupor-passed-out-in-the street abandon puts modern day fentanyled San Francisco to shame.

You'd think that would score us points for prudence, but it didn't.

Posted by: Auspex at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (j4U/Z)

255 Word on the street is, there is actual Russian Information, but it's all written in funny backwards letters and is just another recipe for borscht made with brake fluid.
Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at January 31, 2023 06:35 PM (g8BSP)

Psst - here's the information. Gas stoves will kill you, and we'll run out of electricity soon. Bunker oil is stronk cooking fuel. Buy bunker oil.

Posted by: Russian Information at January 31, 2023 06:40 PM (oINRc)

256 Proverbs 6:12-15:

A worthless person, a wicked man,
Walks with a perverse mouth;
He winks with his eyes,
shuffles his feet,

He points with his fingers;
Perversity is in his heart,
He devises evil continually,
He sows discord.

Therefore his calamity shall come suddenly;
Suddenly he shall be broken without remedy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at January 31, 2023 06:41 PM (v/2u5)

257 How many times will Biden lean over and hoarse whisper into the microphone at the SOTU?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 06:12 PM (63Dwl)


I'm hoping he gives the whole SOTU bent over the microphone, and

speaking in his creepy pedo whisper.

I'd watch the whole thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 31, 2023 06:41 PM (KLPy8)

258 @zerohedge · 4h
*PAYPAL CONFIRMS JOB CUTS OF ABOUT 2,000 FULL TIME EMPLOYEES
*PAYPAL SAYS JOB CUTS ABOUT 7% OF TOTAL WORKFORCE: CEO
*PAYPAL CEO CITES CHALLENGING MACRO-ECONOMIC ENVIRONMENT

[I'm not in the mood to look for it but Musk is working on a PayPal replacement payment service.]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (Vwz3I)

259 249
If I were President, I'd send these super important FBI and deep state types on a mission to Davos or some such.
Unfortunately, the plane would crash (oh, the humanity).
The rest I would roll up in an American operation Valkyrie.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 31, 2023 06:43 PM (roH4R)

260 "PAYPAL CONFIRMS JOB CUTS OF ABOUT 2,000 FULL TIME EMPLOYEES"

Since I have been actively avoiding using PayPal, I'm gonna take credit for that.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM (iayUP)

261 "PAYPAL CONFIRMS JOB CUTS OF ABOUT 2,000 FULL TIME EMPLOYEES"

Since I have been actively avoiding using PayPal, I'm gonna take credit for that.

Posted by: fd at January 31, 2023 06:45 PM


Me as well. I did my part. I cancelled my account before it was cool to cancel your paypal account.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMTz9nIUkGc

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 31, 2023 06:48 PM (uNylN)

262
Listen here, jack... the State of the Union is Washington DC. I'm holding in my arm-foot an executive order making it a State. The only State. We'll have one star on the flag, like Texas, but less Russian.

We Democrats always look to our heroes like Andrew Jackson. He said our State of the Union must be preserved. He was talking about DC, fellas. We're also renaming it Washington, Democrat Central because Washington was against factionalism, and my executive order also outlaws others Parties.

Our Sacred Democracy is in better shape than ever, not counting dog-faced tranny dancers like George Santos. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at January 31, 2023 06:49 PM (oINRc)

263
No. I'm checked out because all is lost. I'm disgusted of hearing about and participating in this charade. Once you're noticing the problem, it's long past too late.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2023 06:37 PM (oINRc)

sadly, I've swung to this POV since last November. I didn't really have much hope before that, but what little was still left is now gone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2023 06:50 PM (r46W7)

264 I will be looking forward the feministas going after Hunter for sexual exploitation of women in the workplace.


Pffft. They'll make some perfunctory pro forma complaints but deep down all want to fuck him.

Posted by: You know it's true at January 31, 2023 06:51 PM (UKe2c)

265 The only reason Hunter is short of cash is if he wasn't the final recipient of all those millions being sent to him.

Posted by: Davod at January 31, 2023 06:57 PM (fGRf+)

266 Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at January 31, 2023 07:50 PM (oWBc3)

267 That's where Anthony Blinkin worked too

Posted by: kingdan at January 31, 2023 07:58 PM (0ACUi)

268 Simple explanation that fits all the facts:

(1) Biden kept some of those documents so that Hunter could sell some of those classified secrets to Burisima for that $83,000/month job.
(2) Hunter nervously tells Biden that evidence of this might be found on his laptop.
(3) Joe hires $300/hr lawyers to "move" his documents out of the office.
(4) Joe has Garland appoint a Special Prosecutor so that Congress can't subpoena anyone or anything while everything is under "investigation.

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