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Claus Ice Birds.jpg

The Ice Birds
Emile Claus

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Howdy CBD!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (ChAEn)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 I like this

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (BRHaw)

4 I don't see any birds.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (T4tVD)

6 Well played, Düph. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

7 I nooded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Ice berbs is penguin.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (3Or4S)

9 I think the birds have flown away for the winter.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

10 Because it isn't cold enough as it is.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (vSzkg)

11 I don't see any birds.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Invisible Chinese birds....

Posted by: JT at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

12 They cometh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:31 AM (t0OGg)

13 Did MisHum paint this using a fake ID?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

14 Wooden shoes on ice...that's slick.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

15 Santa Claus younger brother?

Posted by: dantesed at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (88xKn)

16 4 I don't see any birds.....
Posted by: Sponge

O S A R!
C M wings?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (U2p+3)

17 Looks like the lone guy is wearing wooden shoes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (WNfWI)

18 You can almost feel the cold coming off the ice. . I like it.

Posted by: Tuna at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (gLRfa)

19 Emile Claus -- Are we sure this isn't a picture of Santa and his kids?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (YIVH2)

20 By setting up in the middle of winter fishermen would wait until the Spring thaw to have the first hook in the water for yellow trout season.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (BRHaw)

21 I actually like this a lot. I just don't want to hang it anywhere in my house. It's very pretty but it would make any room it was in feel cold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (t0OGg)

22 Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:30 AM (ChAEn)

Good morning!

What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)

23 They look like they're wearing wooden shoes, sitting on skate chairs. There's no holes, no fishing poles.

What the smothered in gravy f*ck are they DOING?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Ice berb, straight ahead!

Posted by: 2nd Watch at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (3Or4S)

25 There's no such thing as Emile Claus!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (Vwz3I)

26 Heh. We were talking about ice fishing last night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (CsVWE)

27 I see an accident waiting to happen.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

28 I witnessed a dawn on the shore of Lake Michigan that was peach gauze like that. Unforgettable.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (24fqN)

29 Breakfast Bourbon should be a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)

30 Hey, look! They’re playin’ on JT’s birdbath!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (Q4jDv)

31 Our Wisconsin horde will appreciate this, nothing I want to do

Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (xKBMw)

32 Kid walking up the hill just received a two minute penalty for slashing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (VWp7G)

33 I don't hate it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (KFhLj)

34
O S A R!
C M wings?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (U2p+3)



NURSE! Just ordered the wife a S&W Shield 380 EZ. We'll see if she can shoot this painting, if it isn't lost in a canoe accident before it arrives.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

35 LIB, nurse, AR berbs!

Posted by: 2nd Watch at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (3Or4S)

36 Emile Claus. Capitalizing on her daddy's name with her art. Just like Hunter.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (ChAEn)

37 I've seen some really nice ice fishing shacks. Only way to fish in winter.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (ZVVGW)

38
I like it. Reminds me of being a kid in the Rockies, playing on our little pond.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (oINRc)

39 On the Thames?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (4I/2K)

40
Good morning!

What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)



CBD should get on this guy for violating the 100 Comment Rule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

41 Breakfast Bourbon should be a thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)
++++
It was for my grandpa. Well, some kind of whiskey. I don't know specifically.

When being offered a drink, his standard response was, "No thank you. I don't drink after breakfast." It would get a laugh, but it was also true. He had a couple of fingers of whiskey with his breakfast, but typically did no other drinking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (t0OGg)

42 Occasionally, an ice skating accident will result in a dismembered penis.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (WNfWI)

43 Bird bath status-
(X) frozen
( ) not frozen

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (0OP+5)

44 I don't love it, but it's appropriate for today.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

45 31 Our Wisconsin horde will appreciate this, nothing I want to do
Posted by: Skip at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (xKBMw)

Yeah, I might consider ice fishing with the whole 5 bedroom palazzo and a Barcalounger, but sitting on a stool on an ice flow? Yeah, think I will pass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (CsVWE)

46 I like it. I feel the cold coming off the canvas.

Posted by: Ziba at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (4h9M3)

47 You're a good husband, Sponge.

And she's a heckuva shot. Might just peg
You in the ass.

How's the mullet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (U2p+3)

48 Brrrrr. Too cold in real life to enjoy winter art.

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (ftFVW)

49 Hope George Bailey’s around when that guy falls through the ice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (Q4jDv)

50 Spot the Finnish sniper!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (vSzkg)

51 Those birds are probably freezing their little bird balls off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (Y5qcH)

52
How's the mullet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (U2p+3)



Getting a trim Saturday. It will be more pronounced after that. Hair on the back is now longer than the neck.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

53 Ginger Kitter, aka 'Asshoe' is watching ice berbs through patio door. He says "eck, eck!"

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (3Or4S)

54 This painting is so good, I can feel the coldness in my toes. Oh wait, that's more likely because it's 17 degrees here. I hope there's a large, steaming cup of hot chocolate waiting for these kids when they get home.

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

55 Good morning!

What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)


Brought back several selections from a recent trip to Cape Cod. Big fan of a 107 proof offering from Ezra Brooks (Lux Row Distillery). Also Quarter Horse Reserve -- an above average sipper at a decent price.

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (ChAEn)

56 It's no Alfred Hitchcock.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (Oyn10)

57 29 Breakfast Bourbon should be a thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:33 AM (CsVWE)

Bfast vodka is called a Bloody Mary

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

58 Still life, or real life.... looks out window at frozen tundra.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)

59 I like it. Reminds me of being a kid in the Rockies, playing on our little pond.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (oINRc)



On Frozen Pond, starring Wilford Brummly, dancing with the one who brung him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Hmm, I like this picture baby.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at February 01, 2023 09:38 AM (lc5cP)

61 CBD should get on this guy for violating the 100 Comment Rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)


Bourbon related comments should always be exempt!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:38 AM (ChAEn)

62 Occasionally, an ice skating accident will result in a dismembered penis.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (WNfWI)
******
That explains the trans ice skater from Finland.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

63 Painter was a Belgian, so... this sort of thing is to be expected

actually, I got nothing. I don't know what the people in the painting are doing. I like the warm light though.

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (geLO8)

64 CBD should get on this guy for violating the 100 Comment Rule.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Bourbon? You don't want to talk about bourbon?

What are you...a commie?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (XIJ/X)

65 Those birds are probably freezing their little bird balls off.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:36 AM (Y5qcH)

---------

"How DARE you assume their gender and species, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (Oyn10)

66 Irish coffee is a weekend starter for shizzle.

Somehow warm booze gets me snogged faster.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)

67 XX Figureskaters > XY Figureskaters > XY Figureskaters pretending to be XX Figureskaters

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (lc5cP)

68 You can't fool me. There's no such thing as an Emile Claus.

Posted by: Chico Marx at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (lf83v)

69 Looks like it was done by a rink amateur.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (Vwz3I)

70 Hey- let's all take our little footstools out on to the ice and do... something

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (geLO8)

71
Bourbon? You don't want to talk about bourbon?

What are you...a commie?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (XIJ/X)



I didn't write the rule book. CBD did. And there's no bourbon in this painting. So blame the rule guy. I'm just a messenger and should NOT be shot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

72 Brrrrbon would be more appropriate for this painting.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (Q4jDv)

73 JJ's backyard

Posted by: grammie winger at February 01, 2023 09:40 AM (45fpk)

74
Somehow warm booze gets me snogged faster.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)



*takes notes*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

75 Somehow warm booze gets me snogged faster.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)

Opens the blood vessels...or something.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (AwYPR)

76 And Mom can solve everything through the magic of hot chocolate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (e+csY)

77 You can just see the sniper back on the ice.
Those fisherman will be easy pickings.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (8TAvB)

78 This painting is so good, I can feel the coldness in my toes.
_______

Me too.

And numbness in my hands.

*thud*

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (lf83v)

79 I got it right away. They look like little birds on the ice. Lovely. Must be difficult to get all those shades of white.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (Y+l9t)

80 Bourbon? You don't want to talk about bourbon?


Actually, yes.

Posted by: Louis Philippe I at February 01, 2023 09:41 AM (lc5cP)

81 That explains the trans ice skater from Finland.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

Nothing explain that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (BRHaw)

82 Somehow warm booze gets me snogged faster.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (U2p+3)

That's because you are out of ice because of the six drinks beforehand...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (XIJ/X)

83 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (Vwz3I)

84 Emile Claus -- if you've been good he brings you fresh fish caught from a frozen pond. If you've been bad, he takes you away in his sack and dumps you into an ice hole, never to be seen again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (YIVH2)

85
The Cooler King - a limerick

At the ice festival Old Lady West
Took offense at an innocent jest
When she gave me a slap
I replied, "Holy crap,
All I said was, you have an ice chest!"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)

86
I didn't write the rule book. CBD did. And there's no bourbon in this painting. So blame the rule guy. I'm just a messenger and should NOT be shot.


That's right [hic]. No bourbon [hic] in this picture

/Takes a draw from a bottle in his jacket

[hic] No bourbon at all

Posted by: The guy in the picture at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (lc5cP)

87 what does it mean?

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (geLO8)

88 Good morning!
What's your breakfast bourbon this fine day?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM (XIJ/X)
~~~~~

100 comment rule!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (3ImbR)

89 At least those kids don't have the little four footed old people walkers they have at the rinks here for beginners.

You're supposed to fall and bash your knees and elbows on the ice when you're learning! Where's the fun in being "safe?"

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (U2p+3)

90 They must be hunting for fish sticks, makes me chilly just looking at it. I like it though.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (a4EWo)

91 This work needs more hockey. One of three great Canuck exports.

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)

92 88 100 comment rule!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (3ImbR)

=======

What's the point of being in charge if you can't choose to break the rules without consequence whenever one feels like it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)

93 One of three great Canuck exports.
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)



What's the third?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

94 69 by a rink amateur

He’s just snowin’ off.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Q4jDv)

95 Thanks to global warming, that lake never freezes anymore. Except between Nov and March every year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (DPfSO)

96 CBD should get on this guy for violating the 100 Comment Rule.
Posted by: Sponge

Sponge, Sponge, Sponge.
Ice in the painting, ice in the bourbon.
No 100 comment foul...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (8TAvB)

97 Brrrrrrrr...

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (yEMHD)

98 100 comment rule. [CBD]
-------
But Hunter is art related! 🎨

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Vwz3I)

99 =======

What's the point of being in charge if you can't choose to break the rules without consequence whenever one feels like it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)



It's called 'pulling a Biden.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

100 That's because you are out of ice because of the six drinks beforehand...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Ha! Just trying to keep up with you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (U2p+3)

101 93 One of three great Canuck exports.
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)


What's the third?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Kris is a big Celine Dion fan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (LvTSG)

102

Huh. They are interviewing some actress on TV. Not sure who. She's pretty.

But I can hear a spark of... dare I say it?... intelligence in her voice. She's poised and self-possessed and doesn't even uptalk. It's just crazy. She's an actual person.

They need to send in anthropologist to catch her in a net and study her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (oINRc)

103 What's the third?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

Christopher Plummer

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

104 "How DARE you assume their gender and species, H8R!"
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:39 AM (Oyn10)

I thought of the perfect response to the, "Did you just assume my gender?" question:

"Yes, and now I'm making assumptions about your intelligence."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (UuD2k)

105
Sponge, Sponge, Sponge.
Ice in the painting, ice in the bourbon.
No 100 comment foul...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (8TAvB)



As mentioned, Nurse's bourbon was WARM because there WAS NO ICE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

106 >>>He’s just snowin’ off.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


If anyone challenges his work, he'll just skate.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (VWp7G)

107 One of three great Canuck exports.
_______

1. Hockey.
2. Rush (the rock band)
3. Poutine

Posted by: The Great White North at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (lf83v)

108
Christopher Plummer
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (OyyDO)



That shitty quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

109 In celebration of Antimatter Day, Paul Dirac drew boobehs for you:
https://tinyurl.com/zb6r4zj4

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (24fqN)

110 All I said was, you have an ice chest!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 09:42 AM (ykeLU)

What knockers!

Vie tank you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

111 I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything.

Posted by: Icer Birden at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (g8BSP)

112 Hunting for fishsticks? That's not how this works. At all!

Posted by: Gorton's Fisherman at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (4I/2K)

113 >>>That shitty quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Let him go, he's rolling.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (VWp7G)

114 What's the point of being in charge if you can't choose to break the rules without consequence whenever one feels like it?
_________

This guy gets it.

Posted by: The FBI at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (lf83v)

115 >>>What's the point of being in charge if you can't choose to break the rules without consequence whenever one feels like it?
~~~~~

Brown nose!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (3ImbR)

116 This work needs more hockey. One of three great Canuck exports.

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)

---------

The Zamboni is #2 and Steve Nash is #3?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (EDRcs)

117 Cultural appropriation!

Posted by: Heckle and Jeckle at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (sWM8x)

118 ~~~~~

100 comment rule!!!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (3ImbR)



Careful. I've learned this has you on thin ice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

119 Huh. They are interviewing some actress on TV. Not sure who. She's pretty.

But I can hear a spark of... dare I say it?... intelligence in her voice. She's poised and self-possessed and doesn't even uptalk. It's just crazy. She's an actual person.

They need to send in anthropologist to catch her in a net and study her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (oINRc)
++++
Is David Attenborough still alive? Can he narrate?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)

120 One of three great Canuck exports.
Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)


What's the third?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)


Triumph!
https://youtu.be/hniVcrkmRRY

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (ChAEn)

121 This thread closed!

NEW - Hong Kong bans CBD, ranking it alongside heroin and cocaine

Posted by: chinese art commission at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (Vwz3I)

122 Does anyone know how many boxes at the Bidens may or may not have TS info and more importantly how many have been search by the Archive people?

Around 1900
and
ZERO

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (BRHaw)

123 This work needs more hockey. One of three great Canuck exports.

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
++++
Softwood lumber, potash and hockey. The three staples.

Honorable mention for Peak Shania Twain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (t0OGg)

124 Well, of course we knew it was bullshit. We never said Trump colluded with the Russians, we merely pointed out there was some evidence to suggest there might have been!

https://tinyurl.com/mrxwvps7

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (DPfSO)

125 Hope George Bailey’s around when that guy falls through the ice.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:35 AM (Q4jDv)
******
Sadly, no.

It was a Wonderful Life.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

126 From Mis Hum's Ice Fishing musings last night, to today's...

At least that's what I'm assuming, unless they're beginning skaters, and need the skating "aid' of the walker.

Either way, it looks as cold as it is here today.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (CCSxw)

127 People keep bringing up fishsticks lately, and now I want some. Stupid because I know they're trash.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)

128 In celebration of Antimatter Day, Paul Dirac drew boobehs for you:
https://tinyurl.com/zb6r4zj4
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (24fqN)



Adam Schiff's eyes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

129 @disclosetv · 7 minutes
JUST IN - FBI personnel search Biden's beach home in Delaware — CBS

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)

130 This thread closed!

NEW - Hong Kong bans CBD, ranking it alongside heroin and cocaine
Posted by: chinese art commission

What did he ever do to them?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (DPfSO)

131 127 People keep bringing up fishsticks lately, and now I want some. Stupid because I know they're trash.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)

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So, you like fish sticks? You like them in your mouth?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

132
Is David Attenborough still alive? Can he narrate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)

I hope so.. This is like watching a horse do calculus. When I heard this """actress""" talking, I actually did a double-take.

I'm not convinced she's an actual actress. This might be some kind of meta-prank.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (oINRc)

133 127 People keep bringing up fishsticks lately, and now I want some. Stupid because I know they're trash.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:48 AM (KFhLj)

What are you a gay fish?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Y5qcH)

134 If I were a groundhog looking at this painting, I'd say there are at least 6 more weeks of winter.

Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (jM1wU)

135 As mentioned, Nurse's bourbon was WARM because there WAS NO ICE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)


Icing was waved off on the play

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (ChAEn)

136 129 @disclosetv · 7 minutes
JUST IN - FBI personnel search Biden's beach home in Delaware — CBS
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (Vwz3I)

=========

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

137 Looks like I20 in Weatherford.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (lTGtQ)

138 He is cooperating!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (DPfSO)

139 Honorable mention for Peak Shania Twain.
____

I had a serious crush on her in those days. I saw her on television the other day. Big difference. She looks like a refugee from Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (lf83v)

140 >>>So, you like fish sticks? You like them in your mouth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures


One of the funniest episodes of South Park ever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (VWp7G)

141 140 >>>So, you like fish sticks? You like them in your mouth?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures


One of the funniest episodes of South Park ever.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (VWp7G)

========

"I don't get it."
-Ye

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (LvTSG)

142 Is David Attenborough still alive? Can he narrate?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:47 AM (t0OGg)

He's busy prattling on about our need to lower human populations...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (CCSxw)

143 Ruh roh:

@ArdenFarhi
18m
BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (3ImbR)

144 The one time I went ice fishing, the thing I remember is that the water in the hole is like a lens, and as the fish is pulled up, it appears bigger than it really is. Then you get it out of the water, and it's suddenly smaller. And my feet didn't get cold like I anticipated.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (24fqN)

145 I remember fish sticks from parochial school back in the 70s.

They were pretty good. Had them on Fridays.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (U2p+3)

146 The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Posted by: A Meme at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)

147 >>>"I don't get it."
-Ye
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures


"I won't be a gay fish, gay fish..."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (VWp7G)

148 137 Looks like I20 in Weatherford.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (lTGtQ)

It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)

149 If I were a groundhog looking at this painting, I'd say there are at least 6 more weeks of winter.
Posted by: FRANK DREBIN at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (jM1wU)
*******
We shall find out tomorrow.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (NpAcC)

150 The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed.

That's why I always carry a gallon or two of lube with me

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (lc5cP)

151 Speaking of ice, a 4" diameter branch covered with ice fus fell on my roof covered with........ice.
Ain't climbing up there

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (0OP+5)

152 What did he ever do to them?
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Bang many womens!

Posted by: chinese art commission at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (Vwz3I)

153 JUST IN - FBI personnel search Biden's beach home in Delaware
____

The first thing they notice is strong smell of urine and crack vials strewn throughout the house.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (lf83v)

154 Someone is desperately trying to make something of the classified documents scandal, and Joe is aggressively ignoring it. It is fun to watch those in the media who want this to blow up vs those in the media who want to keep a lid on it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (DPfSO)

155 >>>BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay
Posted by: IrishEi


Unless they barged in with guns, who cares. You know they were respectful, unlike they were with Trump.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (VWp7G)

156 107 One of three great Canuck exports.
_______

1. Hockey.
2. Rush (the rock band)
3. Poutine
Posted by: The Great White North at February 01, 2023 09:46 AM (lf83v)

******
Sorry but poutine sucks. It's only decent for maybe 2 minutes and only of it's piping hot. You still have to wait for it to cool to eat so you don't burn your mouth, but then it becomes a gross, mushy mess.

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (OyyDO)

157 The one time I went ice fishing, the thing I remember is that the water in the hole is like a lens, and as the fish is pulled up, it appears bigger than it really is. Then you get it out of the water, and it's suddenly smaller. And my feet didn't get cold like I anticipated.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (24fqN)

I was in the river!

Posted by: Constanza Fish at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (4I/2K)

158 My sister used ketchup on her fishsticks.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (WNfWI)

159 The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed.
Posted by: A Meme at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)
++++
This is a non-sequitur, but it's very funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (t0OGg)

160 146 The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed.
Posted by: A Meme at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (4I/2K)

Dipped in sand would make it both more effective and memorable.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (BRHaw)

161 *When being offered a drink, his standard response was, "No thank you. I don't drink after breakfast." It would get a laugh, but it was also true. He had a couple of fingers of whiskey with his breakfast, but typically did no other drinking.*

Fireball whiskey in my morning coffee.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (DhOHl)

162 The Dildo of Consequences rarely arrives lubed.
_____

Nor do I.

Posted by: The Schlong at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (lf83v)

163

New report shows Covax causes your dick to fall off in Alabama gas stations!

Alabama wide shortage of super glue and staples reported!

Film at 11:00!

Posted by: Blond Airhead at February 01, 2023 09:52 AM (lwaHO)

164 Don’t forget both Shatner and James Doohan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Q4jDv)

165 The FBI is looking for illegal beach fishing gear. Rumor has it Joe drove on the beach in a truck without a beach tag.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (DPfSO)

166 It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.
Posted by: rhennigantx


The heat rising from the metroplex creates a high pressure dome that literally forces low pressure systems around it.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (ZVVGW)

167 18m
BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (3ImbR)

Like he didn't have time to dispose of the stuff

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (bs+z0)

168
It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 09:51 AM (BRHaw)



Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have a pretty significant effect on the weather in these parts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

169 In re the 100 comment rule, bourbon can change ones perspective on viewing great works if art, therefore no violation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (dHzaG)

170 A highly underrated band out of Canada that perhaps nobody here is familiar with.

Big Wreck - "Ghosts"
https://youtu.be/Pghhg40gTs4

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (ChAEn)

171 No one ever mentions Canadian Whiskey.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

172 "I don't get it."
-Ye
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures


"Bitch, you told me you weren't a hobbit."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)

173 The first thing they notice is strong smell of urine and crack vials strewn throughout the house.
------------
There goes the 49-grand cleaning deposit!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (Vwz3I)

174 Jonathan Turley is saying that it's puzzling why the FBI isn't going through the massive amount of documents at the University of Penn.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)

175 BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News

That term is so vague it could mean the reporter himself

-CJR.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (DPfSO)

176 O/T annoyance.

Freaking UPS. I have a package in transit. Ground shipping. Scheduled delivery date on Friday. The initial shipping was super fast, and it got halfway across the country in like two days. It has been sitting in a major sort facility since Sunday. I think they're letting it sit there so it doesn't come early. That sort facility is 11 hours away, which should be probably two days between there and my door after going through the network. My bet is that they send it out of there tomorrow. It will arrive on time, but could easily have arrived early if they didn't hold it.

I hope there's a reasonable explanation - like package prioritization to maximize on-time delivery by holding packages arriving early to ensure truck space - but I kind of think that it might well be as simple as, "he didn't pay for delivery before Friday and by gum he ain't gonna get it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (t0OGg)

177 "Bitch, you told me you weren't a hobbit."
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (Y5qcH)



She Hobbit hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

178 143 Ruh roh:

@ArdenFarhi
18m
BREAKING: Two sources familiar with the event tell CBS News FBI personnel are at President Biden’s Rehoboth home. One source familiar with the event tell CBS News the search is in relation to the classified documents investigation. w/ @AdrianaDiaz @AndyTriay
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 09:50 AM (3ImbR)

Sounds like a pretty big deal. You telling me CNN cameras weren't on hand and waiting?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (KbCG3)

179 Like he didn't have time to dispose of the stuff
_______

Exactly. We already know Biden's private attorney scrubbed all of his residences and offices.

They're just going through the motions.

The FBI. A day late and a dollar short. As usual.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:55 AM (lf83v)

180 No one ever mentions Canadian Whiskey.
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)


There's a good reason for that

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (ChAEn)

181 JUST IN - FBI personnel search Biden's beach home in Delaware
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That's gonna be nasty, man.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (sWM8x)

182 I thought of the perfect response to the, "Did you just assume my gender?" question:

"Yes, and now I'm making assumptions about your intelligence."

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 09:45 AM (UuD2k)

--------

That's good. Another great one I heard a few years ago on the "No Agenda" podcast when "accused" by an identity politics SJW of being [white, male, heterosexual, etc.] is :

"I'm SURPRISED, as one who has done 'THE WORK' -- that YOU would ASSUME my [race, gender, sexual preference, etc.]"

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (+Tr7w)

183 164 Don’t forget both Shatner and James Doohan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Q4jDv)

LOL, I was actually thinking of Shatner when I wrote that, but Plummer out-hammed Shatner in Star Trek VI, so he got the nod instead.

Posted by: Kris at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (OyyDO)

184
Here's how I think it happens: a pretty girl or handsome boy walks into an HS guidance counselor's office. He asks "what do you see yourself doing for a career?" The kid leaks a couple ounces of drool down his shirt and replies "hurrrr durrrr."

So the counselor picks up a little hammer, and bashes the front out of a case labeled "In Case of Actor or News Anchor, Break Glass" and pulls out a bus-ticket to LA or NYC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)

185 Jonathan Turley is saying that it's puzzling why the FBI isn't going through the massive amount of documents at the University of Penn.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)



No it's not.

Any documents recovered will be returned to their appropriate location and it will be determined "no harm, no foul."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Hearing about the latest Hunter Biden revelations with his employee and let's just say that ol' Hunter is lucky there's no such thing as some type of "Me Too" movement that would take down powerful, white men who abuse their positions and treat their subordinates as sexual play things.

Very. Lucky.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (KbCG3)

187 That term is so vague it could mean the reporter himself

It came out a few years ago that one of the big name reporters at the NYT used his roommate for all of his man on the street and "sources say" interviews.

And the amusing party was you can be one of the chief propaganda writers and still not make enough to live by yourself.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (lc5cP)

188 Joe and Hunter have had plenty of time to destroy the evidence.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (NpAcC)

189 I'm not familiar with the artist but will be learning more. This painting is remarkable for the way Claus captured the look of a cold. cloudy day, which didn't stop the kids from playing on the ice. It could be bleak with the few trees and gray sky but the children's activity dispels that impression. While subtle, the indistinct house in the distance holds the promise of warmth and comfort once the games are over. (Playing outside in New England winters I remember how great it felt to get home to a warm kitchen, a peanut butter sandwich and some hot cocoa.)

Take a look at some of Claus' other works on his Wiki page. The man did wonderful things with light and how it made the mood he wanted.

Posted by: JTB at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (7EjX1)

190 O S A R!
C M wings?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 09:32 AM


LIB!
MR Birds!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (f1WnY)

191 184
Here's how I think it happens: a pretty girl or handsome boy walks into an HS guidance counselor's office. He asks "what do you see yourself doing for a career?" The kid leaks a couple ounces of drool down his shirt and replies "hurrrr durrrr."

So the counselor picks up a little hammer, and bashes the front out of a case labeled "In Case of Actor or News Anchor, Break Glass" and pulls out a bus-ticket to LA or NYC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)

=======

Only after he pulls out the camera and gives her a "screen test", of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

192 180 No one ever mentions Canadian Whiskey.
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (AwYPR)

There's a good reason for that
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (ChAEn)

Amazingly enough, I agree with you Doof...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (CCSxw)

193 Kinda has a low-resolution Norman Rockwell vibe, with the exaggerated features/caricature knob turned down.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (KFhLj)

194 No one ever mentions Canadian Whiskey.
_______

The first rule of the Canadian Whiskey Club is never mention the Canadian Whiskey Club.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (lf83v)

195
So the counselor picks up a little hammer,

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)



*Jizzzzzzzz*

Posted by: Paul Pelosi at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Proper Poutine the fries are cooked in duck fat.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (OgrpQ)

197 Re: Poutine

Why not- and follow me here- get the gravy on the side?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (CsVWE)

198 187
It came out a few years ago that one of the big name reporters at the NYT used his roommate for all of his man on the street and "sources say" interviews.

And the amusing party was you can be one of the chief propaganda writers and still not make enough to live by yourself.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (lc5cP)

Well it's not a hard job and carries prestige for the left. So high supply of potential labor, with relatively few roles.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (eYoxG)

199 She Hobbit hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*now seeking morning Bourbon*

Posted by: She Hobbit at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (ftFVW)

200
Amazingly enough, I agree with you Doof...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 09:57 AM (CCSxw)



I like Crown Royal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

201 What did he ever do to them?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at February 01, 2023 09:49 AM (DPfSO)

I want to visit Hong Kong, but the current political situation makes me want to puke.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)

202 ol' Hunter is lucky there's no such thing as some type of "Me Too" movement t

The video of a crying underage hooker with Hunter telling her to say he didn't hurt her sticks in my mind every time I think about that asshole.

Note, they almost certainly have the location from the video (I doubt he turned that off) and...no arrests of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (lc5cP)

203 Also Canadian - Paul Brandt's cover of Junior Brown's Highway Patrol. It's a fun rocking music video.

https://youtu.be/7GOscHRPC-k

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (4I/2K)

204
*now seeking morning Bourbon*
Posted by: She Hobbit at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (ftFVW)



Doof has recommendations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

205 Anyone remember the game show "Remote Control" on MTV back in the mid-late 80s? They had a category called "Dead or Canadian". Great show!

Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (ChAEn)

206 Kamala is quietly cackling

Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (NpAcC)

207 >>>Jonathan Turley is saying that it's puzzling why the FBI isn't going through the massive amount of documents at the University of Penn.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (NpAcC)


The Stasi couldn't care less about Biden's documents. As Sponge said, they will do a cursory search and decide Biden just made a mistake.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (VWp7G)

208 I want to visit Hong Kong, but the current political situation makes me want to puke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)
++++
Sadly, the right time to visit Hong Kong was probably ten years ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

209
It is amazing to me how the bad weather hits just west of FW and then also to the North of Dallas in Denton.

Posted by: rhennigantx


If you look at a map, the Llano Estacado runs just west of I35, and is an uplift. The wet gulf air runs up the escarpment and hits the arctic air. That means it rarely snows, but instead creates ice storms.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (lTGtQ)

210 The club is in the mist.

Posted by: Canadian Whiskey Meme at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (DhOHl)

211 4 Wooden shoes on ice...that's slick.
Posted by: BignJame

*********

The Saboteur - another limerick

There once was a man named Magoo
Who didn't know quite what to do
He threw out his clogs
'Cause they were killing his 'dogs'
I'd do the same. Wooden shoe?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (ykeLU)

212 >>>Anyone remember the game show "Remote Control" on MTV back in the mid-late 80s? They had a category called "Dead or Canadian". Great show!
Posted by: Doof


Also, Kari Wuhrer.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (VWp7G)

213 > Wooden shoes on ice...that's slick.


Wooden shoes on the ice pond, very slick and freezy...

Posted by: CSNY First Draft at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (bW8dp)

214 This painting reminds me of one of the most vivid things I remember about our first winter in New England, having moved from CA -- the frozen pond activities, from hockey to ice fishing. It was totally foreign to me. Driving around and seeing kids on frozen ponds skating around like it was something normal.

Now, 20+ years later, it seems odd not to have the same ponds frozen yet this year, so the skaters and ice-fishermen are absent. Still hate the cold, though.

Posted by: red speck at February 01, 2023 10:00 AM (gS3OW)

215
If you look at a map, the Llano Estacado runs just west of I35, and is an uplift. The wet gulf air runs up the escarpment and hits the arctic air. That means it rarely snows, but instead creates ice storms.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (lTGtQ)



Damn illegals.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

216 > Kamala is quietly cackling

They're busy trying to stuff a ball gag into her mouth and shuffle her off, stage left.

Commie Lay will NOT be Biden's successor, other than perhaps as in a temporary role if he happens to go down without being rebootable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:01 AM (bW8dp)

217 Also, Kari Wuhrer.

Wiki says she was in Command and Conquer.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 10:01 AM (lc5cP)

218 171 ... "No one ever mentions Canadian Whiskey."

There may be some good Canadian whiskey but they've managed to keep it a secret so far.

Posted by: JTB at February 01, 2023 10:02 AM (7EjX1)

219 Joey himself a few months back claimed in an interview that the pandemic indeed was over, and then was forced to backtrack by Kalorama Kontrol.
--------

Forced?

It was a lie. He declared it over before the election and declared it active after the election. Not rocket science.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:02 AM (FGWX2)

220 I've heard that they like wooden shoes over there, but haven't confirmed it.

Are they really that poplar?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Zqeqr)

221 Sadly, the right time to visit Hong Kong was probably ten years ago.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 09:59 AM (t0OGg)

Yup. And I had the opportunity but was too stupid to act.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (XIJ/X)

222 Dutch government says cow that died recently on a farm has tested positive for mad cow disease.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)

223 Dutch government says cow that died recently on a farm has tested positive for mad cow disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)



Uh oh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

224 BignJames @ 171-
Read a biography of Joe Kennedy Sr.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (0OP+5)

225 "Whiskey Before Breakfast" is one of my favorite bluegrass songs.

Posted by: Just Sayin' at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (DhOHl)

226 I find it hard to believe that ANYONE could out-ham Shatner.

Or would a Canadian call it “out-baconing?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (Q4jDv)

227 Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have a pretty significant effect on the weather in these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

I have seen it rain up on the north end of Lake Grapevine and drive 2 miles on the water and be in sunshine.

I also saw rogue waves there several times. One was about 1.5 feet high and roll from the south to the north. The other look to be about 3 feet high and maybe half a mile wide roll from the the little island all the way to the damn.

My house was about 3 miles from the lake and I fished there hundreds of time.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (BRHaw)

228 I'm a specialist in gain of fucktion research.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (sWM8x)

229 >>>Wiki says she was in Command and Conquer.
Posted by: 18-1


SPLOOSH!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (VWp7G)

230 Looks like they are wearing crocs. Gay. Would not hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (D25PY)

231 Dutch government says cow that died recently on a farm has tested positive for mad cow disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)


That damned nitrogen.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (AiZBA)

232
Flying birds. Excellent birds. Watch them fly. There they go.
Falling snow. Excellent snow. Here it comes. Watch it fall.
Long words. Excellent words. I can hear them now.
This is the picture.
I'm sitting by the window. Watching the snow fall. I'm looking out.
And I'm moving. Turning in time. Jump up!
And I can land on my feet. Look out! This is the picture.
This is the picture. This is the picture. This is the picture.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF-wY_o1S8o

Posted by: PreZombie Laurie Anderson Reading CBD's Mindthoughts! at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (KLPy8)

233 Yup. And I had the opportunity but was too stupid to act.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (XIJ/X)

You are far too hard on yourself.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (FGWX2)

234 Personally, I think Canadian Club whiskey and Martini and Rossi sweet vermouth makes the best Manhattans.

I've tried all of the high-end ryes and CC seems to blend perfectly with the vermouth.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 10:05 AM (lf83v)

235 Doof--Husband and I were talking about "Remote Control" just the other day. Our conversation was about the "Alive, Dead, or Indian Food?" category.

That was indeed a funny show.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (fTtFy)

236 222 Dutch government says cow that died recently on a farm has tested positive for mad cow disease.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:03 AM (Vwz3I)


Well that's one way to shut it down which is what they want....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (bs+z0)

237 220 I've heard that they like wooden shoes over there, but haven't confirmed it.

If you don't wear them you're going against the grain.

Posted by: Shoe punz? at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (DhOHl)

238 Has to be top 10, eh: Elsinore Brewery's finest, Elsinore Mousey Max?

Posted by: Hosehead the Dog at February 01, 2023 10:06 AM (g8BSP)

239 BignJames @ 171-
Read a biography of Joe Kennedy Sr.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (0OP+5)

I've never tried Bootleg Whiskey.

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 10:07 AM (AwYPR)

240 Hunter Biden’s Metabiota Labs Received Tens of Millions of Dollars in DOD Contracts – Experimented with Bat Viruses in at least One Biolab

Hunter Biden’s Biolab Firm Metabiota Linked to EcoHealth, World Economic Forum – Russia Claims it has 20.000 Biolab Documents

Is this why Zelensky had all millions of documents destroyed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (BRHaw)

241 A highly underrated band out of Canada that perhaps nobody here is familiar with.

Big Wreck - "Ghosts"
https://youtu.be/Pghhg40gTs4
Posted by: Doof at February 01, 2023 09:54 AM (ChAEn)


Yeah that's a good, somewhat under-the-radar, band ... I thought they were out of Boston though.

*checks wikipedia*

Sort of ... lead guitarist/singer Ian Thornley is Canadian, but formed the band in Boston, then the band broke up and Thornley moved back to Canada and the band reformed sometime later. Looks like it's more Canadian than not.

Posted by: spindrift at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (h5TKJ)

242 I'm sure the tests are trustworthy and not to be questioned.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (KFhLj)

243 Kamala is quietly cackling

They're busy trying to stuff a ball gag into her mouth and shuffle her off, stage left.

Commie Lay will NOT be Biden's successor, other than perhaps as in a temporary role if he happens to go down without being rebootable.


WaPo is trying to torpedo her, but is being very careful with their language. They say Some Democrats are worried about Harris’s political prospects,” which means that it’s the Bezos Post that’s worried. The subtitle? “At a pivotal point in Biden’s term, many party activists are not sure the vice president has shown she is up to winning the top job.”

Note that they don't say she's a cackling idiot who should never have been anywhere near power but we put her there anyway. No, the story is she might not have the political chops to win over the troglodyte American populace. Very different.

Posted by: J6 committee at February 01, 2023 10:08 AM (eOEVl)

244 Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow was already taken.

Posted by: Old joke at February 01, 2023 10:09 AM (DhOHl)

245 Damn funny people on Remote Control

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092436/

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:09 AM (BRHaw)

246 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Cold art today! It's interesting.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (anj39)

247 I've decided that if no Republican can win the Presidency in 2024, then I want Trump to be my loser. He's the only one that has won a Presidential race that most everyone said he couldn't win.

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (gIQx1)

248 Biden is going to run for the Democrat nomination in 2024, and he won't form a ticket with a VP until it's all done.

Which will be hilarious as Kamala runs for POTUS and blames all of the shitty stuff on Biden, which is why he should be replaced, and takes claim for all the good stuff (like, you know, increased diversity in the bureaucracy, and shit).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (LvTSG)

249 Chris Wallace Has Worst Ratings Month Since Launch Of CNN Show

gooder and harderer

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)

250 Breakfast Whiskey? I do know there's a Bourbon called "Bedtime Bourbon." It's not bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (Q4IgG)

251 Chris Wallace Has Worst Ratings Month Since Launch Of CNN Show

gooder and harderer
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)



They put him back on TV? Thought they learned their lesson when CNN+ Amber Hearded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

252 🎵Shoe puns don’t bother me,
Shoe puns don’t bother me🎵

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (Q4jDv)

253 Biden Admin Mulling Public Health Emergency Declaration On Abortion

-
Public health emergency?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (FVME7)

254 We are iced in here in central Texas. We have lost about a dozen limbs in our yard so far. Very fortunately the two that were closest to the roof missed it. We will have to wait until it thaws some to get out and really inspect things.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (fTtFy)

255 249 Chris Wallace Has Worst Ratings Month Since Launch Of CNN Show

gooder and harderer
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:10 AM (BRHaw)

=========

These people aren't brands. They work for brands. The Fox News brand is pretty good (I know most here despise it, but it's still top of cable). The CNN brand sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

256

On The Rocks - a third limerick

To captain a ship you should know
How to figure out which way to go
Between a cliff on one side
Or an iceberg, Quick! Decide!
I'd suggest that you go with the floe!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (ykeLU)

257 253 Biden Admin Mulling Public Health Emergency Declaration On Abortion

-
Public health emergency?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (FVME7)

========

Not enough dead babies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

258 Disinformation Governance Board," which was a Ministry of Propaganda in all but name only. Don't kid yourself either; it's only been put aside for the time being.
------

Sorry I know this was Morning Report stuff but I must comment. I think you will find it was not put aside. They are still doing it, no doubt, but threw it into an existing agency, probably DHS. Or maybe the IRS. Just like when Apple "canceled" their plan to monitor every image. Turned out they decided to do it anyway.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (nc8Xj)

259 222 Dutch government says cow that died recently on a farm has tested positive for mad cow disease.
-------

Believe nothing coming from your government...

Posted by: Haywood at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (6Rk/5)

260 Not Brinker!

BRINKER!!!

Posted by: chinese art commission at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Vwz3I)

261 And yet, CNN remains on the air.

Posted by: Ain't it a wonderment at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (DhOHl)

262

Dutch feminists are now in the news,
Over liberties they say they will lose,
Environmentalists you see,
Want to save all the trees,
Taking away a woman's right to shoes!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Zqeqr)

263 Ice Birds? Those are penguins and the other birds, like skuas and gulls, that live around the South Pole, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (J2vNu)

264 =========

These people aren't brands. They work for brands. The Fox News brand is pretty good (I know most here despise it, but it's still top of cable). The CNN brand sucks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:11 AM (LvTSG)



The CNN brand is that cement looking dog shit in your back yard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

265
*sings*

Wooden shoes on ice water very slippery
Slippery, falling on my ass Owwie!
Smarter people on the shoreline laugh at me
Talkin' how ice is slippery

...

Posted by: Zombie David Crosby Striving for PostMortem Relevancy at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (KLPy8)

266 *Shoe puns don’t bother me"

Is that sole music?

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (gIQx1)

267 Dutch government says cow that died recently on a farm has tested positive for mad cow disease.
Posted by: andycanuck


That burger 🍔, from a cow 🐄, I had last night tested positive for dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (ZVVGW)

268 That's a beautiful piece that brings back some good memories of childhood - eventhough falling through thin ice was a regular occurrence.

Yes, I'd hang it along with all other pieces painted by Emile Claus.





Posted by: Lola at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (Wxlzw)

269 And yet, CNN remains on the air.
Posted by: Ain't it a wonderment at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (DhOHl)



Money laundering accomplishes amazing things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

270 264 The CNN brand is that cement looking dog shit in your back yard.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

=========

"Yum!"
-Divine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (LvTSG)

271 Guy in center is off to stick his finger in a protective dyke, despite the fact he got his ass beat the last time he tried that.

(with a nod to Robin Williams)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (bW8dp)

272 We are iced in here in central Texas. We have lost about a dozen limbs in our yard so far.

Don't worry. They're doing wonderful things with prosthetics these days.

Posted by: J6 committee at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (eOEVl)

273 Boeing Awarded $2.3B Contract By U.S. Air Force for More KC-46s

-
Is that the HUGE bucket of the Colonel's chicken?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (FVME7)

274 This is sadder the the National TransFinn Skating Team.

https://tinyurl.com/hbuhw8x2

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)

275 Biden Admin Mulling Public Health Emergency Declaration On Abortion
_________

Yeah. He wants to abort Hunter. It's an emergency.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 10:14 AM (lf83v)

276 > 266 *Shoe puns don’t bother me"

Is that sole music?
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (gIQx1)

No speaking in tongues, now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:14 AM (bW8dp)

277 America has been punished with too many babies.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:14 AM (nc8Xj)

278 -
Is that the HUGE bucket of the Colonel's chicken?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (FVME7)



They're cloning Buckethead!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)

279 I can think of 2 great Canadian exports.

Emily Ratajkowski

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (3Or4S)

280 No, I won't do a morning show. Kiss my ass.

Posted by: Chris Wallace at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (sWM8x)

281 by gum he ain't gonna get it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix

It's lost somewhere in that facility. They aren't holding packages to the side just to not deliver early.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (NW9xb)

282 If you like whiskey drinking music, George Thorogood and the Destroyers are out on tour. They are playing here soon.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (WNfWI)

283 I find it hard to believe that ANYONE could out-ham Shatner.
Or would a Canadian call it “out-baconing?”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM (Q4jDv)
~~~~~

Know what really gets stuck in my craw...they call American cheese Canadian cheese. Some damn nerve.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (3ImbR)

284 Chris Wallace will be doing Medicare supplement insurance ads in a month.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (lf83v)

285 Just saw something over at WUWT about them training AI on climate models, and gosh darnit, would you believe that the AI said exactly what they wanted it to say?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (UuD2k)

286 This is sadder the the National TransFinn Skating Team.

https://tinyurl.com/hbuhw8x2
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (BRHaw)
++++
Boy, I just can't wait for that bimbo to be president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (t0OGg)

287 > 280 No, I won't do a morning show. Kiss my ass.
Posted by: Chris Wallace at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (sWM8x)

But Chris, The View needs at least one panelist who identifies as a woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (bW8dp)

288 I can think of 2 great Canadian exports.


Tim Bits

Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (ZVVGW)

289 282 And Nickelback is coming to the DC area in August! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4jDv)

290 289 282 And Nickelback is coming to the DC area in August! Woo hoo!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Q4jDv)

========

"I'm there!"
-Ron DeSantis

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

291 I can think of 2 great Canadian exports.

Emily Ratajkowski
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 10:15 AM (3Or4S)

Cicero Johnson is right. Perky and bouncy she be.

Posted by: Count de Monet Johnson at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

292 ++++
Boy, I just can't wait for that bimbo to be president.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:16 AM (t0OGg)



What happened to her? I mean, I don't remember her being this vapid during her presidential campaign......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

293

Good Mornin Yaall

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (CWiKs)

294 Faux Nooz ™
The brand for discriminating consumers of Regime propo

Posted by: John Tax Roberts at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Fj8Gx)

295 Oh Canada. Maple syrup flavor wheel:
https://tinyurl.com/3utr2et9

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (24fqN)

296 Here's how I think it happens: a pretty girl or handsome boy walks into an HS guidance counselor's office. He asks "what do you see yourself doing for a career?" The kid leaks a couple ounces of drool down his shirt and replies "hurrrr durrrr."

So the counselor picks up a little hammer, and bashes the front out of a case labeled "In Case of Actor or News Anchor, Break Glass" and pulls out a bus-ticket to LA or NYC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 09:56 AM (oINRc)

And the boy goes on to make two million dollars per picture and the principal is seen hanging from a bridge. Music swells, final crane shot as the scene fades to black. The End.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (Zvtjl)

297 °Quarter Twenty snorted at a limerick.°

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (DhOHl)

298 show of hands

who thinks the FBI let Biden know they were coming- the day, the hour- and that he might want to tidy the place up first

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (geLO8)

299 > This is sadder the the National TransFinn Skating Team.

Same thing I say every time this comes up.

Do an image search for "Kiira Korpi" to see an actual female Finnish skater.

Thank me later.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (bW8dp)

300 Scientists Launch Project To Bring The Dodo Bird Back From The Dead

3 2 1
KFD

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (BRHaw)

301 What happened to her? I mean, I don't remember her being this vapid during her presidential campaign......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Maybe she just didn't talk as much. She didn't do much speechifying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)

302 Do you think Kamala realizes that the powers that be don't want her as president because she's too stupid to control?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (dHzaG)

303
Kamala is quietly cackling
Her laughter fills our ears like sparkling
Oh! quiet, peace
We've found release
When she on Willie's staff is snacking

Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (KLPy8)

304 No kittuh in this picture. Kittuh don't like cold, snow, and ice.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (sAmhv)

305 299 > This is sadder the the National TransFinn Skating Team.

Same thing I say every time this comes up.

Do an image search for "Kiira Korpi" to see an actual female Finnish skater.

Thank me later.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (bW8dp)

========

That video has 1.3 million views. Some random video of Kamala making herself sound like a moron. I'm pretty sure the message is getting out about how dumb she is.

And yet, it doesn't affect the voting irregularities in AZ, PA, GA, and MI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (LvTSG)

306 I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.

I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

307 AI has stunning potential, despite naysayers who sound like Krugman talking in the late 90's about how useless the internet is going to be... but as usual the Left has designs on owning and therefore ruining it.

Ironically they do not want it programmed with "inconvenient" truths.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (WjoKf)

308 Do you think Kamala realizes that the powers that be don't want her as president because she's too stupid to control?

Yes. She has complained in the past that she's been sidelined on trivial, insignificant problems. You know, like securing the border.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (eOEVl)

309 Remember, the Commie Lay campaign crashed and burned early on. She was forced to withdraw from the primary without winning a single delegate.

Even Fauxcahontas did better than that. I think Klobber did, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)

310 sparkling = spackling

Tnx AC , you rhyme ruining bastard.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (KLPy8)

311 Do you think Kamala realizes that the powers that be don't want her as president because she's too stupid to control?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (dHzaG)

no

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (AwYPR)

312 300 Scientists Launch Project To Bring The Dodo Bird Back From The Dead


Damn.

I didn't put money on Jurassic Park in the Dystopian Reality office pool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (Zqeqr)

313 What happened to her? I mean, I don't remember her being this vapid during her presidential campaign......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

Ever had to speak on a subject you knew nothing about? That's her. Always.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (KbCG3)

314 The Dodo died because they were edible and easy to catch.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (UuD2k)

315 I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

Judges would have also accepted Excuse for Day Drinking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (BRHaw)

316 Biden will remain president and when he is completely unable, Kamala will follow.

People who watch politics closely put way too much emphasis on stuff nobody even knows or cares about.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (WjoKf)

317 ++++
Maybe she just didn't talk as much. She didn't do much speechifying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:19 AM (t0OGg)



Valid point. But it just seems that she was more coherent and on point in the debates.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

318 309 Remember, the Commie Lay campaign crashed and burned early on. She was forced to withdraw from the primary without winning a single delegate.

Even Fauxcahontas did better than that. I think Klobber did, too.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (bW8dp)

========

She dropped out before Iowa. In January of 2019, she was the gold child of the Establishment (there was a NYT puff piece and everything). By November of 2019, she was simply out.

The problem is the primary schedule. IA is a joke that no one takes seriously anymore. NH is too small to take too seriously. SC is the first real test, and the elections are pretty secure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

319 They will fall through the ice and each will drown in successive failed attempts to save each other. The families will turn on each other, casting blame for the deadly events that took their children away. One father will punch another in the face, causing him to fall down and fatally strike his head on the pavement. He goes to prison for twenty years. The widow turns to drugs and dies of an overdose 6 months later. In an effort to numb the pain, woman whose husband went to prison climbs into a bottle and an endless string of "gentlemen callers" climb into her. The remaining two parents agree to OD on pills together. Their bodies were found two days later, holding hands and a picture of their lost child.

Posted by: Tales of the tragic and macabre at February 01, 2023 10:21 AM (UKe2c)

320 > I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

Well, it usually involves getting away from the wife and kids, your buddies, and several bottles of booze.

Does that help?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (bW8dp)

321 Lunch Lady Arrested For Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings From “Low Income” Illinois Schools

“Even though the children were learning remotely, the school district continued to provide meals for the students that their families could pick up."

WTF?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)

322 I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.

I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)



It's an excuse to get away from the wife and kids and drink heavily.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

323 307 AI has stunning potential, despite naysayers who sound like Krugman talking in the late 90's about how useless the internet is going to be... but as usual the Left has designs on owning and therefore ruining it.

Ironically they do not want it programmed with "inconvenient" truths.
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (WjoKf)

I paid cash for a house with the money I made doubling down when PDT was elected. Krugman said to sell!

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (BRHaw)

324 Lunch Lady Arrested For Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings From “Low Income” Illinois Schools


That's a lot of wings.

What did she do, open a Hooters?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

325 I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.

Per Slapshot: "you can only drink and screw so much".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (7oI5w)

326 I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.

I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)

I'm guessing getting away from the wife and free coldness to chill your beer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

327 A Dallas biomedical company is pouring $150 million into its effort to resurrect the dodo from extinction

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If you ask me we've got all the dodos we need in DC alone.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)

328 “Even though the children were learning remotely, the school district continued to provide meals for the students that their families could pick up."

WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
++++
That was pretty common in a lot of cities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)

329 A Dallas biomedical company is pouring $150 million into its effort to resurrect the dodo from extinction
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If you ask me we've got all the dodos we need in DC alone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (FVME7)
++++
Sadly, the Washington subspecies is not only not extinct, it's growing like mushrooms on a disgusting bathroom wall.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)

330 They’ll only succeed in bringing back one dodo.

It’ll be their solitairey effort.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (Q4jDv)

331 I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.
I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)
~~~~~

I always thought it would be a calm and peaceful way to spend a day in solitude. Then I saw pictures like this:

https://tinyurl.com/mukckhpf

Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (3ImbR)

332 “Even though the children were learning remotely, the school district continued to provide meals for the students that their families could pick up."


They did the same in Fairfax Co., including my UMC neighborhood. You know, because of all the dire poverty.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (eOEVl)

333 328 “Even though the children were learning remotely, the school district continued to provide meals for the students that their families could pick up."

WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
++++
That was pretty common in a lot of cities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)

My former town in Mass offered this. If you had kids under a certain age, the town provided a box of food. My wife found out and decided that we paid enough in taxes, we should get something back for it. I always felt guilty about it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (KbCG3)

334
Survival fishing involves dynamite

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (CWiKs)

335 >A Dallas biomedical company is pouring $150 million into its effort to resurrect the dodo from extinction


FFS pick an animal that was cool
Tasmanian wolf, Saber-toothed tiger
some giant ice-age beast

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (geLO8)

336 > The Dodo died because they were edible and easy to catch.

Yep. Gigantic, turkey-sized flightless pigeon with reportedly no inborn fear of human beings.

They were doomed the instant the first sailor set foot on the island.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (bW8dp)

337 Albatross!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (XgKq6)

338 Trigger warning!

MSM Ignores Palestinian Terror Attacks, Blames Israel For Having “Triggered,” “Cycle of Violence”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)

339 332 They did the same in Fairfax Co., including my UMC neighborhood. You know, because of all the dire poverty.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:25 AM (eOEVl)

=======

Probably just to spend the budget they had to spend or risk losing it the next year. Our school district did it too. We picked it up pretty regularly because it was free, paid for, and we'd paid for it through our taxes anyway. (So, you know...not free.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

340 I always thought it would be a calm and peaceful way to spend a day in solitude. Then I saw pictures like this:

I've been looking for a reason to go on a diet anyway.

Posted by: The fish at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (eOEVl)

341 The company also wants to bring back the wooley mammoth and some animal that is related to the zebra.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (WNfWI)

342
MSM Ignores Palestinian Terror Attacks, Blames Israel For Having “Triggered,” “Cycle of Violence”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (FVME7)



Surprising no one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

343 “Even though the children were learning remotely, the school district continued to provide meals for the students that their families could pick up."

WTF?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM (D25PY)
++++
That was pretty common in a lot of cities.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:24 AM (t0OGg)

Here, TPTB dispatched the school buses on their routes to bring the meals to the neighborhood bus stop. Such winning!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (4I/2K)

344 Anyone think to ask the Mauritians if they even want the friggin' Dodo bird back? I can only hope these idjits release them into the wild of California, only to discover it's main food source is the Snail Darter.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (3Or4S)

345 I've never understood the appeal of ice fishing.

I can see doing it for survival, but not for fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:20 AM (xcxpd)


It's an excuse to get away from the wife and kids and drink heavily.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:22 AM


Wait...you mean that isn't the whole point?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (f1WnY)

346 227 Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have a pretty significant effect on the weather in these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

I have seen it rain up on the north end of Lake Grapevine and drive 2 miles on the water and be in sunshine.

I also saw rogue waves there several times. One was about 1.5 feet high and roll from the south to the north. The other look to be about 3 feet high and maybe half a mile wide roll from the the little island all the way to the damn.

My house was about 3 miles from the lake and I fished there hundreds of time.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2023 10:04 AM
'the legend legend lives on from the Tonwaka on down of the two lakes they call Louie and Grapewine.'

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (0OP+5)

347 Moas would be a better bet if you were going for meat animals. Those bastards were huge.

They don't get mentioned as much, because they were wiped out by the Polynesians before the Evil White Man even showed up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (bW8dp)

348 I’d vote for bringing back the giant ground sloth, myself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Q4jDv)

349 Lunch Lady Arrested For Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings From “Low Income” Illinois Schools

.....


Alternate headline:

School Officials Buffaloed in Wing Theft

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Zqeqr)

350 That's a lot of wings.

What did she do, open a Hooters?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

----------

Sent them to Ukraine in exchange for an Abrams tank?

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (LZWoV)

351
Wait...you mean that isn't the whole point?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 01, 2023 10:27 AM (f1WnY)



Seasoned veterans say that you should actually come home with fish occasionally, or the others will catch on eventually and your ruse will be up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

352 349 Alternate headline:

School Officials Buffaloed in Wing Theft
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Zqeqr)

========

Her name should be Buffalo, and it should have happened in Buffalo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

353 re-animate a Titanothere
I'd go see that movie

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (geLO8)

354 FFS pick an animal that was cool
Tasmanian wolf, Saber-toothed tiger
some giant ice-age beast

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (geLO

Ever seen the drumsticks on a dodo?

Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (AwYPR)

355 FFS pick an animal that was cool
Tasmanian wolf, Saber-toothed tiger
some giant ice-age beast

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Your wish is their command.

The company will inject $150 million (£121 million) into the new project, which will go hand-in-hand with previously announced ventures to bring back the extinct woolly mammoth and Tasmanian tiger.

https://bit.ly/3jfXXL7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (FVME7)

356
Sent them to Ukraine in exchange for an Abrams tank?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (LZWoV)



You rang?

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

357 Why doesn't the groundhog just look at a calendar?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)

358 Moas would be a better bet if you were going for meat animals. Those bastards were huge.

But a bucket of Kentucky Fried Moa would require a forklift.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (eOEVl)

359 357 Why doesn't the groundhog just look at a calendar?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)

=======

Racism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

360 174,000 without power now in Texas. Brrrr.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (4I/2K)

361 Or a desmostylian.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:31 AM (Q4jDv)

362 174,000 without power now in Texas. Brrrr.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (4I/2K)



Damn you ERCOT.

Abbott really needs to address this shit. It NEVER happened when we still had those wonderful coal burning power plants they've been dismantling everywhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

363
But.... from a strictly carbon impact perspective.... its a GOOD thing we wiped out billions of bison in the late 1800s. No?

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (CWiKs)

364 Gannet-on-a-stick!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (Vwz3I)

365 =======

Racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:30 AM (LvTSG)



The judges would've also accepted "white supremacy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

366 > I’d vote for bringing back the giant ground sloth, myself.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:28 AM (Q4jDv)

Also wiped out by peace-loving indigenous people of color, rather than the Evil White Man.

About 90% of the North American megafauna were extinct within a few centuries after the Native Americans arrived.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (bW8dp)

367 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

FNAB

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (/hpeF)

368 Groundhog Day is stupid
I live in metro Denver, which means winter ain't over til Memorial Day

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (geLO8)

369 Or a desmostylian.

Or as it's more commonly known, the Freddy Mercury hippo.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (eOEVl)

370 *Shoe puns don’t bother me"

Is that sole music?

Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:13 AM (gIQx1)

Shoe punsters must be brought to heel.

Posted by: flounder at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (PyOKD)

371 349 Lunch Lady Arrested For Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings From “Low Income” Illinois Schools


One outraged parent exclaimed "She should fry for this!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (Zqeqr)

372 Or more likely, the cops would show up because some Karen saw the kids playing on the ice and called 911. The parents would get arrested for child endangerment and neglect, and DCFS would get the kids put in group foster care wherein the kids would suffer daily beating and sexual assault from the other fosters and, occasionally, the foster parents.

Posted by: Tales of the tragic and macabre, real world edition at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (UKe2c)

373
FNAB
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (/hpeF)



?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

374 Why doesn't the groundhog just look at a calendar?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
++++
Groundhogs rejected the Church and do not use the Gregorian calendar. They can't use our modern, G-d-fearing calendars and, like most things in their lives of backwards Paganism, depend on ancient rituals to attempt to answer questions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (t0OGg)

375 > But.... from a strictly carbon impact perspective.... its a GOOD thing we wiped out billions of bison in the late 1800s. No?
Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:32 AM (CWiKs)

You can really piss off anti-beef whackjobs by pointing out that the lands that are now used for grazing beef cattle were formerly inhabited by bison, a creature so closely related to cattle that they can actually interbreed.

Angus: bad
Bison: good

(Bison is, in fact, pretty good... I always order it if it's on the menu)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (bW8dp)

376 372 Or more likely, the cops would show up because some Karen saw the kids playing on the ice and called 911. The parents would get arrested for child endangerment and neglect, and DCFS would get the kids put in group foster care wherein the kids would suffer daily beating and sexual assault from the other fosters and, occasionally, the foster parents.
Posted by: Tales of the tragic and macabre, real world edition at February 01, 2023 10:33 AM (UKe2c)

==========

I know of a gay couple in Atlanta who frequently posted about how sexual abuse of kids in the foster system is unacceptable. Think they'll do for a new home?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (LvTSG)

377 Speaking of extinct animals, this movie seems to be about humans from another planet crash land on Earth 65 million years ago and must cross dinosaur infested territory to find their space life boat to return home.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bHXejJq5vr0&t=41s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (FVME7)

378 I saw Louie and Grapewine open for The Fabulous Thunderbirds at Wurstfest in New Braunfels around '89.

Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (3NPRE)

379 When I think of dropping my pole into ice I think of Nikky Haley.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (D25PY)

380 >>>Sent them to Ukraine in exchange for an Abrams tank?
Posted by: ShainS -- I'm a Freeborn Man of the USA


We already have one in Georgia.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (bkUtD)

381 Groundhog Day is one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:35 AM (Q4jDv)

382 It never rains in southern California.

Posted by: But girl, don't they warn ya at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (DhOHl)

383 Finally! Alec Baldwin has been charged with manslaughter.

Funny, I have never seen charges being leveled against a colt .45 SAA revolver or an AR-15 despite what garbage fucktards like Joe Biden and Chuck spew.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (Jg7EG)

384 Mad cow? More than a decade ago, a neighbor across the street died with a diagnosis of Creutzfeldt Jakob Syndrome. His six grown children were cautioned as to the possibility of a genetic link.

He was a skilled hunter and mechanic until he began exhibiting odd neurological problems originally thought to be alzheimer's disease.

Posted by: Lola at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (Wxlzw)

385
Groundhog Day is one of my all-time favorite movies.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (CWiKs)

386 They sold Beefaloe at the Safeway when I was a kid in Nebraska.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (WNfWI)

387 (Bison is, in fact, pretty good... I always order it if it's on the menu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I've had it and it tastes like chicken beef.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)

388 It never rains in southern California.
Posted by: But girl, don't they warn ya at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (DhOHl)



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/3yNibj8LW-Q

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

389 Why doesn't the groundhog just look at a calendar?
Posted by: Muldoon

Calendar? I don't even know where to begin - what does that even mean.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (BPEYH)

390 Not even Euell Gibbons could eat a groundhog. Too tough, apparently.

"Not bad. I was almost enjoying the flavor. The trouble was that I was still almost enjoying the same bite five minutes later."

Crockpot, Euell. Crockpot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (bW8dp)

391 Bison prime rib is delicious.. and yuuuuuuge

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (CWiKs)

392 Why doesn't the groundhog just look at a calendar?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
++++
Groundhogs rejected the Church and do not use the Gregorian calendar. They can't use our modern, G-d-fearing calendars and, like most things in their lives of backwards Paganism, depend on ancient rituals to attempt to answer questions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (t0OGg)

Groundhogs are sacred worship animals. Take their name out of your mouth!

Posted by: The Druids at Stonehenge at February 01, 2023 10:37 AM (4I/2K)

393 I had European bison once.

It wisent very good.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (Q4jDv)

394
I've had it and it tastes like chicken beef.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)



Lonesome Dove at The Stockyards in Ft. Worth has a buffalo ribeye that's orgasmic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

395 ?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

Feature Not a Bug

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (iKapD)

396 Those who can dodo do dodo. Those who can't dodo don't dodo.

Dodoing is hard.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (ykeLU)

397 Lunch Lady Creates Flap with Massive Wing Theft

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (Zqeqr)

398 The next town over here in Mass. fed kids breakfast and lunch all through the summer last year.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (a4EWo)

399 > I've had it and it tastes like chicken beef.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:36 AM (FVME7)

Yeah, pretty much, but there's a subtle difference in flavor. It's good!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (bW8dp)

400
Feature Not a Bug
Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:38 AM (iKapD)



AAHH.....ok. Searches came up with things that were completely confusing.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

401 Do dodos do dados?

Posted by: Do da do da at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (UKe2c)

402 Cape buffalo are the superheroes of the buffalo tribe.

You can tell by the capes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (bW8dp)

403 Steven Green is an asshole. Now he's bagging on Kari Lake.

Fuck him.

That is all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (xcxpd)

404 Kamala kackles
Biden's house has visitors
Secrets fall like snow.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (anj39)

405 Do dodos do dados?
Posted by: Do da do da at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (UKe2c)



You asked for it........


https://youtu.be/7v2GDbEmjGE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

406 404 Kamala kackles
Biden's house has visitors
Secrets fall like snow.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:40 AM (anj39)

========

Pretty sure that's a limerick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

407
========

Pretty sure that's a limerick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (LvTSG)



I think it's one a dem hike thingies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

408
The Groundhog is a mystery
An ancient god from history
It's not too late
Forego your hate
Bow down to His Rodent Majesty!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (KLPy8)

409 Survival fishing involves dynamite

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (CWiKs)


Absolutely.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (VwHCD)

410 NEW - Hong Kong bans CBD, ranking it alongside heroin and cocaine

Maple syrup is back on the menu in Hong Kong!

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (ZGrMX)

411 I would not eat rodents. But I would use them for bait.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (Jg7EG)

412 "This isn't petty theft," Officer Roberts said of the wing theft, "We're talking a lot of wings here, around $1.5 million worth. That's no poultry sum."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (Zqeqr)

413 Man from Nantucket
His penis was enormous
Self-fellatio

Posted by: Limeraiku at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (UKe2c)

414 De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da...

Posted by: The Police at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (DhOHl)

415 Love todays art...and its totally new to me too, so thank you CBD.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (6evCm)

416 Ice Age Dodos.
https://youtu.be/J7B-1mLMpHw

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (4I/2K)

417 AAHH.....ok. Searches came up with things that were completely confusing.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

I also like doing AFAF which is Asking for a Friend. I may be the only one who does that.

Posted by: ... at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (HYCvY)

418 >>>Lunch Lady Creates Flap with Massive Wing Theft
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


No one wants to hear about her flaps.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (bkUtD)

419 I would not eat rodents. But I would use them for bait.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:42 AM (Jg7EG)

----

Squirrel is good. So is rabbit.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:43 AM (CWiKs)

420 409 Survival fishing involves dynamite

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 10:26 AM (CWiKs)


Absolutely.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:41 AM (VwHCD)

So does fingerless fishing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (UuD2k)

421 > 405 Do dodos do dados?
Posted by: Do da do da at February 01, 2023 10:39 AM (UKe2c)


I don't know, but given their size they probably did some immense doodoos.

Maybe they got wiped out because the early Portuguese got tired of cleaning dodo poop off their cars.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (bW8dp)

422 >>I also saw rogue waves there several times. One was about 1.5 feet high and roll from the south to the north. The other look to be about 3 feet high and maybe half a mile wide roll from the the little island all the way to the damn.

I've never seen the words rogue wave and 1.5 feet combined before.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (ZLI7S)

423 GREASY GRIMY GROUNDHOG GUTS

Back on February second I awoke
To Punxsutawney Phil blowing smoke
He's a crap prognosticator
It's still winter six weeks later!
"What's the heck's the matter? Gopher broke?"

Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:44 AM (ykeLU)

424 I recall that there was a really old WB cartoon that had a dodo in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (Q4jDv)

425 There's a restaurant up in Idaho Springs that features bison dishes

the one I had was a Reuben sandwich made with bison brisket

I guess that's corned buffalo? It was good

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (geLO8)

426 I watched "God Told Me To" (Prime Video) last night. It has multiple mass murders, which includes Andy Kaufman in his first movie role, a naked lady and what I think is a hermaphrodite alien. 6 stars.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (BPEYH)

427 Steven Green is an asshole. Now he's bagging on Kari Lake.

He's getting flambed in the comments, too.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 10:46 AM (ZGrMX)

428 Why doesn't the groundhog just look at a calendar?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2023 10:29 AM (ykeLU)


No thumbs.
Can't flip it from January to February.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:46 AM (anj39)

429 I watched "God Told Me To" (Prime Video) last night. It has multiple mass murders, which includes Andy Kaufman in his first movie role, a naked lady and what I think is a hermaphrodite alien. 6 stars.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (BPEYH)


Just to clarify - Andy Kaufman WAS NOT the hermaphrodite alien?

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 10:47 AM (FJYfm)

430 Who's Steven Green?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

431 > Survival fishing involves dynamite

"Air ye gonna fish, or air ye gonna talk?"



Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (bW8dp)

432 So is rabbit.


Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)

433
Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)



They talk about this occasionally on the show Alone, depending on what meats the contestants can find.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

434 I've never seen the words rogue wave and 1.5 feet combined before.

Posted by: JackStraw


Tsiny Tsunami.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (e+csY)

435 Who's Steven Green?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
His name is Robert Paulson.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (t0OGg)

436 > Who's Steven Green?

Transgendered dude who plays both Stevie Nicks and Peter Green in an all-trans Fleetwood Mac cover band.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (bW8dp)

437 Just to clarify - Andy Kaufman WAS NOT the hermaphrodite alien? Posted by: Wally

Unclear. He died with his pants on.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (BPEYH)

438 I would have liked to see Montana.

Posted by: Vasily at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (4I/2K)

439 Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)


The more an animal exercises, the less desirable it is for you to eat.
Weirdly, it's just the opposite with women.

Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (FJYfm)

440 I watched "God Told Me To" (Prime Video) last night. It has multiple mass murders, which includes Andy Kaufman in his first movie role, a naked lady and what I think is a hermaphrodite alien. 6 stars.
Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (BPEYH)


"God Told Me Too" is one of Larry Cohen's super low budget but surprisingly good movies.

His others include: Q, It's Alive, and The Stuff.

All worth a watch if you've got time on your hands and nothing to do.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (KLPy8)

441 ++++
His name is Robert Paulson.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 01, 2023 10:50 AM (t0OGg)



Wasn't that the alias Ganz used when ordering the hookers in 48 Hrs.?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

442 >>Tsiny Tsunami.

Oh the humanity!

Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)

443 who thinks the FBI let Biden know they were coming- the day, the hour- and that he might want to tidy the place up first
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:18 AM (geLO
===================
Story I read says this explicitly. So *raises hand*

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:52 AM (z5pbm)

444 You can actually starve to death because of it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)

There are lots of reasons why we have evolved to love the taste and mouth feel of fat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)

445 The more an animal exercises, the less desirable it is for you to eat.
Weirdly, it's just the opposite with women.
Posted by: Wally at February 01, 2023 10:51 AM (FJYfm)

And then there is the sloth. An animal that evolved to be so sickly and unpalatable that it can only move very slowly.

It's my spirit animal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (UuD2k)

446 I saw Taste and Mouth Feel open for Flay of Soul at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

447 444 There are lots of reasons why we have evolved to love the taste and mouth feel of fat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)

========

Big business?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some Best Pictures at February 01, 2023 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

448 And then there is the sloth. An animal that evolved to be so sickly and unpalatable that it can only move very slowly.

It's my spirit animal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (UuD2k)

A Fetterman?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (VwHCD)

449 Trump repeatedly let the FBI and the Archives in to inspect his document storage, and even constructed a facility to their specs. Despite his constant cooperation, the FBI and DOJ still "raided" Mar-A-Lago with a warrant and MSDNC camera crews.

Trump had meaningless documents and empty file folders.

Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)

450 >Big business?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Big Fat

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (geLO8)

451 Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)

Huh. Could explain why internal organs were such a delicacy and common in many diets from the old days. You end up not only with a high calorie food overall, but a ton of fat.

This also kind of explains the problems associated with the 'Low fat, High Protein' diets. And even a little bit of the more successful but still has issues High Fat, High Protein, low/no carb diet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (zZu0s)

452 Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.

Likely the receipts on the corruption of KEEEEV.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 01, 2023 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)

453
A Fetterman?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (VwHCD)



Normally, I would be off ended, but today, I'm feeling like peckish and wandered available.

Posted by: John Fetterman at February 01, 2023 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

454 Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)

And now, no one can know what they were, because muh ongoing investigation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 01, 2023 10:56 AM (UuD2k)

455 444 There are lots of reasons why we have evolved to love the taste and mouth feel of fat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)

Just ask Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (zZu0s)

456 Trump repeatedly let the FBI and the Archives in to inspect his document storage, and even constructed a facility to their specs. Despite his constant cooperation, the FBI and DOJ still "raided" Mar-A-Lago with a warrant and MSDNC camera crews.

Trump had meaningless documents and empty file folders.

Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)



This is why Garland should be handed by the neck until dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

457 > Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.
_____________

High on that list... his tax returns.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

458 One reason you do not want to rent to drug addicts is they cut holes in the walls of their apartment so their pet rats can run around inside the walls. There are other reasons but this one is a good starting point.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (BPEYH)

459 There are lots of reasons why we have evolved to love the taste and mouth feel of fat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)


It's too early here on the Left Coast.
I cannot get my head around this.
"mouth feel of fat"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (anj39)

460 Big Fat
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (geLO


That was my nickname in high school. And college. And law school. And on the Watergate committee. And...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (FJYfm)

461 I’ve read that one of the reasons sloths have such low metabolism is so that their system has time to go break down the toxins in the leaves they eat.

Same deal with koalas regarding eucalyptus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (Q4jDv)

462 @440 he also wrote (but did not direct) Maniac Cop. It's a pretty good film starring Robert Z'dar and his chin.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (p+1gI)

463 There's a restaurant up in Idaho Springs that features bison dishes

the one I had was a Reuben sandwich made with bison brisket

I guess that's corned buffalo? It was good
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 10:45 AM (geLO
==================
Pizza is always better. Eat moar pizza.

Posted by: Beau Jo's at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (z5pbm)

464 Biden, I bet, has seriously compromising documents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2023 10:55 AM (z5pbm)


To include bags 'o money.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (anj39)

465 Lunch Lady Creates Flap with Massive Wing Theft
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023


***
The story I saw said she made off w/ 1.5 million dollars worth of chicken wings. Where would you put, or sell, all that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

466 462 @440 he also wrote (but did not direct) Maniac Cop. It's a pretty good film starring Robert Z'dar and his chin.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 01, 2023 10:58 AM (p+1gI)

It should properly be, Chin and his Robert Z'dar in the billing.

That guy makes Jay Leno look like Dom Knotts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (zZu0s)

467 It's too early here on the Left Coast.
I cannot get my head around this.
"mouth feel of fat"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes



Too early? WTF?

Posted by: Bacon at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (e+csY)

468 Just a few weeks ago, thanks to this blog, I learned p about “rabbit starvation,” which is a form of malnutrition that comes from eating excessively lean meat that has a lot of protein, but not enough fat or carbs to allow your body to digest the protein properly. You can actually starve to death because of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 01, 2023 10:49 AM (Q4jDv)



Well that and the parasites and viruses.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (KLPy8)

469 >It's too early here on the Left Coast.
I cannot get my head around this.
"mouth feel of fat"
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 01, 2023 10:57 AM (anj39)

Food writers use 'unctuous' as a more palatable euphemism.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (NgqoH)

470 Pizza is always better. Eat moar pizza. Posted by: Beau Jo's

Today is $3.00 craft beer pints at the best pizza place in Improved Mexico. Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: Lost in Space at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (BPEYH)

471 There's a restaurant up in Idaho Springs that features bison dishes

the one I had was a Reuben sandwich made with bison brisket

I guess that's corned buffalo? It was good
Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023


***
I used to drive up there for pizza, and for the fun of driving there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (J2vNu)

472 Dammit, should have gone with Larry Linville instead of don knotts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (zZu0s)

473 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 01, 2023 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

474 I just saw MONKEY in a striped shirt playing cards

Posted by: DB at February 01, 2023 11:01 AM (geLO8)

475 There are lots of reasons why we have evolved to love the taste and mouth feel of fat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:53 AM (XIJ/X)
---
Fat means flavor. Though I don't particularly care for the "mouth feel" of fat, I do appreciate how it enhances the flavor of meat to a certain extent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 01, 2023 11:01 AM (YIVH2)

476 Well that and the parasites and viruses.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2023 10:59 AM (KLPy

-----

Just check for a healthy heart and liver. Cook well.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 01, 2023 11:01 AM (CWiKs)

477
I am pretty certain that this painting has been shown here some years ago

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2023 11:03 AM (pNxlR)

478 At the first mention of calendar I went around the house and flipped all of ours to March. I'm done with February.

Posted by: Eromero at February 01, 2023 11:11 AM (0OP+5)

479 This is what I wrote about this in the ONT last night:

380 "Trump was not remotely perfect, nor were the academic critics of consensus policy."

This is part what Mr. Bass wrote of those "critics". Most of the rest of what he writes talks about the consequences of the establishment's lockdown and censorship actions, without saying once the words 'they were right.'

For me, this pretty much invalidates what this guy wrote. Yes, mistakes were made. Yes, there were catastrophic consequences. However, I don't read any sign (yet) of this guy getting any sort of humility about how we were RIGHT and they were WRONG.

His call for including the dissenting voices, for now, reads to me like a call to let us say our peace, and then ignore us anyway the next time. If you're in med school for seven years (and counting), and can't say that paper masks are useless against a virus, when we've known that for about a century now, you're not making a real effort to earn my forgiveness.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 31, 2023 11:54 PM (YiuF7)

I agree with Mannix. No sale.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2023 11:27 AM (gEbyV)

480 Earworm incoming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQfkJSQgPnc

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 01, 2023 12:01 PM (wtvvX)

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