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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/1/23) Holiday Inn Express Edition
Quote I “I believe that conservatives must make it clear that Putin must stop and Putin will pay … There can be no room in the conservative movement for apologists to Putin. There is only room in this movement for champions of freedom.
Former Vice President Mike Pence
Quote II "We you know, aim to make composting as easy and as accessible as possible, and it couldn't be easier than just showing up to the kiosk," Garbage to Garden Business Manager Caroline Fetigan
Quote III “At this point in time, all COVID mRNA vaccination programs should stop immediately,” Retsef Levi, a professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
You can't mess with dogs.
Some folks just shouldn't be parents.
TEL AVIV -- A couple abandoned their baby at an airport check-in desk in Tel Aviv, Israel after arriving without a ticket for the child. The pair, who have not been identified, were checking in for a Ryanair flight from Ben Gurion International Airport to Brussels, Belgium on Tuesday with the infant. It emerged that the baby did not have a ticket, and the couple headed off to board the flight -- leaving their child behind on the airline check-in counter. The matter was referred to police, a spokeswoman for Ryanair told CNN in an email. She said: "These passengers traveling from Tel Aviv to Brussels (31 Jan) presented at check-in without a booking for their infant. They then proceeded to security leaving the infant behind at check-in.
BUY BUY Just weeks until major retailer shutters more stores – see full list of states and locations affected BEST Buy has announced it will soon be closing two new locations after the retailer has shuttered several other stores. One soon-to-be closed store is in Farragut, Tennessee, and the other is in Hixson, 96 miles away.
No panic, no worry, no trouble. Cops aren't fazed.
Petrol station staff were given the shock of their lives when they discovered a human penis on site. The bizarre discovery was made at a petrol station in Alabama, US, yesterday (January 30) a little after 6am, local time. After the discovery, police officers showed up and collected the severed appendage as evidence.
According to initial reports, police do not believe the finding is proof of any foul play, but it is not clear whose member was found. One employee simply told local reporters: “It was a whole d*ck.”
VANCOUVER—On Tuesday, British Columbia will begin a three-year decriminalization experiment, allowing drug users 18 and over to carry a up to 2.5 grams of opioids, such as heroin and fentanyl, as well as cocaine, methamphetamine and MDMA. It’s an experiment that’s likely to influence drug policy across Canada. The approach is a “monumental shift” in drug policy, says Carolyn Bennett, the federal minister of mental health and addictions, adding that it’s meant to foster “trusting and supportive relationships” rather than criminalization. “Through this exemption we will be able to reduce the stigma, the fear and shame that keep people who use drugs silent about their use,” she told a Vancouver news conference Monday. “And help more people access life-saving supports and treatment.”
Yet the joys of eating alone have been documented since ancient times, and I’m happy that it’s never occurred to me to think of solo dining as anything other than an ordinary act. The history of solo dining, particularly for women, hasn’t always been welcoming, and even now there are some best practices I’ve developed to help me do it well. But for me, eating alone in a restaurant is almost meditative, even if I’m just wolfing down a plate of pasta between meetings. Dining out by myself is a form of self-care, a way to derive immense satisfaction from the experience — the ambience, the flavors and textures, the chatter around me. Without a dining companion to entertain, I can sit with my thoughts, watch the world around me, eavesdrop on fellow diners, maybe have a conversation with the bartender if I’m seated at the bar. I start to remember that I’m not alone at all; I’m part of a community of people, and most people, believe it or not, are friendly and interesting. Eating alone, in a paradoxical way, can get me out of my own head.
The latest news on the Netflix password sharing rules.
We knew this day was coming: Netflix wants you to stop sharing your account with friends and family, and would prefer that those users pay for their own account or not stream at all. You’ve probably heard about the company’s plans to crack down on this sharing, and even talk that it’ll charge per extra user. We now know how the company plans to roll out these changes in the US, and it’s a little different than expected. It doesn’t look like we have an exact timeline yet for when these policies will officially roll out, but Netflix has updated its “Sharing your Netflix account” Help Center page to detail how the policy will work.
No, you really aren't paranoid. They really are after you.
EXCLUSIVE: The Federal Government Is Tracking Unvaccinated People Who Go To The Doctor And To The Hospital Due to CDC-Designed Surveillance Program
'There is interest in being able to track people who are not immunized or only partially immunized'
All dressed up and no place to go.
Bell’s 360 Invictus prototype has been disassembled, trucked from Amarillo to Fort Worth, Texas, and is being put back together in preparation for ground runs and a first flight this year, if all goes to plan. The company’s pitch for the U.S. Army’s Future Attack Recon Aircraft, or FARA, is 95 percent complete and awaiting the GE T901 Improved Turbine Engine so it can begin ground runs ahead of a planned takeoff sometime in 2023. The engine is being developed by another Army office within the Future Vertical Lift effort.
For the outdoors people among us, perhaps a better mosquito repellent.
One of the most studied insect repellents in history, DEET has long been the first line of defense against mosquitoes for campers and field scientists alike. Now however, a combination of plant compounds has proved more effective for longer, and less irritative than commerical alternatives like DEET or picaridan. On its own, neither DEET, nor the second-most used mosquito repellent picaridan, provides all the desired effects: namely a high degree of protection at a low dose, a negligable degree of toxicity or immuno-sensitivity, a negligable or faint odor, and the ability to provide continous protection even when wet.
The government giveth and the government taketh away. Blessed be the name of government.
Chick-fil-A's snaking drive-thru lines, which frequently spill into city streets, are notorious throughout the US. In one North Carolina city, the problem is so vexing – and potentially dangerous to pedestrians – local officials ordered the chain to demo the restaurant and start over. The city's solution to the restaurant's traffic-clogging line was to add more drive-thru lanes and eliminate the dining room.
Born on this day: 1 Feb 1938
Jimmy Carl Black, drummer who worked with Frank Zappa on his 1970 UK No.9 album Hot Rats. Black died on 1st Nov 2008. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: 1 Feb 1950
Mike Campbell, guitarist with Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers who had the 1977 single 'American Girl', the 1989 UK No.28 single 'I Won't Back Down', and the 1991 UK No.3 album 'Into The Great Wide Open'. Campbell has also worked with Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Fleetwood Mac, Roger McGuinn, Tracy Chapman, Warren Zevon, George Harrison and Stevie Nicks. via thisdayinmusic.com
A couple of Genius Awards this evening. Crocodile reproduction fight. Genius Award Winner.
Crocodile egg collector left in 'critical' condition after attack by croc while on job
A man, who works as a crocodile egg collector, was attacked while working in one of the most remote areas of Australia before being whisked away by helicopter to hospital
Penis envy. Genius Award Winner.
A video posted on the Circus of Books WeHo’s official Instagram account shows a person trying to walk off with a giant black 30″ dildo from the adult bookstore located at 8861 Santa Monica Blvd in the LGBT Rainbow District. “DILDO SHOPLIFTER CAUGHT ON CAMERA!” Reads the post on Sunday, January 29, 2022. “Drunken hot mess klepto tries to steal our biggest dildo. But it was way too thick and heavy for the getaway…” The thirty-second clip shows a person unable to walk straight when they stumbled upon the giant black sex toy. They casually wrapped their arms around it like they were lifting a baby and then stumble outside of the store lugging the giant silicone log.
The Golden Rule in action. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
'They Changed My Life': Engineering Students Create Robotic Hand For New Classmate Engineering students at Hendersonville High School in Tennessee built their new classmate a life-changing robotic hand.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. The ONT is produced in facility which uses a metric shitton of allergens.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at February 01, 2023 09:56 PM (vkjwd)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 01, 2023 09:57 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: ZOD at February 01, 2023 09:57 PM (Q/6pY)
Former Vice President Mike Pence
Now do woofloo lockdowns, gas stove hysteria, and your 'eet zee boogz' freak friends, cvnt.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 09:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 09:58 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2023 09:58 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 01, 2023 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 09:59 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: Emmie at February 01, 2023 10:00 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at February 01, 2023 10:00 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 09:57 PM (llON
Has the man ever had an original thought?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2023 10:00 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Oregon's already done this.
It is a freaking disaster.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (2tUFv)
Have a lemonade and a cookie, Mike, and stare your electability in the face.
Posted by: ZOD at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (Q/6pY)
Former Vice President Mike Pence
Small tent conservatism.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 10:02 PM (tp+tP)
==
Small tent conservatism.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)
His appeal is becoming more selective!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:03 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:03 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: ZOD Kissinger at February 01, 2023 10:03 PM (Q/6pY)
Former Vice President Mike Pence
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)
Big Military Industrial Complex.
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:04 PM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 10:04 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:04 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:05 PM (hnjud)
Former Vice President Mike Pence
It's always nice when the rubes self-identify.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:05 PM (2tUFv)
No room for those fake conservatives either, Mikey.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:05 PM (Angsy)
==
Big Military Industrial Complex.
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:04 PM (bt9Oz)
I wonder what his net worth is now, and how it would look on a chart over time? Big jump around this time last year maybe?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:05 PM (llON8)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:06 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Sorry, Mike. You don't have to be a Putin-lover to hold that the Ukraine war isn't some existential threat to the US. It might be an existential threat to the graft stream of politicians and their kids.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 10:06 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (BbSpR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Son has his official interview with the school that made the offer for him to play baseball. The University is primarily run by and for homeschoolers. 350 kids on campus. He will be required to take a Bible course and will graduate with a minor in Biblical studies.
Posted by: jmel at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Cap't Billy Kristol at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (Angsy)
Ummm... I'm guessing someone stole a baby for nefarious purposes. Are they terrorists, maybe?
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: jmel at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (bVhJi)
Awesome!
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (BbSpR)
Who knew a bunch of Morons could be so helpful??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (KFhLj)
- Former Vice President Mike Pence
But only polite champions of freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (FVME7)
If you have a book or magazine with you, are you really alone?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)
"Ukraine is going to be a regional powerhouse".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:09 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I did not know you were a poet, but that is lyrical!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 01, 2023 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
I have to find things to do with my time during TX Icemageddon '23.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: jmel at February 01, 2023 10:07 PM (bVhJi)
Cool. Best of luck to him!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (hnjud)
Posted by: Sabrina Chase
Thank you, Sabrina! Welcome news, for certain. Please give Sarah our love.
And I hope to see you one of these days!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:11 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (KFhLj)
Ask him why he does not like syrup on french toast?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:11 PM (CsVWE)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Not sure on that. When the frackers had oil below $60/barrel, Putin was well behaved. People tend to rein in expenses when there's no relief in sight.
Pence and his ilk just can't accept it was that easy.
Call it Fragile Ego Syndrome. That's what drives their hatred of us mouth breathers.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 01, 2023 10:11 PM (8AONa)
Great photo up top. I would sit on that bench awhile...
Snatching alligator eggs is not an enviable job...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (hPMYc)
If you have a book or magazine with you, are you really alone?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:09 PM (Angsy)
I brought a new book with me by an author who I haven't read. Nor will I in the future. Not my cup of coffee.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (bt9Oz)
The hard part was finding four more severed dicks for the line-up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Qzn2/)
I start to remember that I’m not alone at all; I’m part of a community of people, and most people, believe it or not, are friendly and interesting.
__________
Gee, that's nice. You must not get seated at a crappy table and/or be treated like a freak that the staff doesn't want around.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (sJHOI)
https://tinyurl.com/35fxzy47
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: The cops at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (tp+tP)
But, no foul play....ok.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at
See my 38.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Music Lover at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (9QMtn)
Or maybe that isn't how the dick got there.
Maybe some guy told his girlfriend to "Calm down".
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (0Htd1)
https://tinyurl.com/35fxzy47
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (eOEVl)
You're talking about Russians and you think booze *might* have been involved??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (llON8)
The hard part was finding four more severed dicks for the line-up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Qzn2/)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (bt9Oz)
But, no foul play....ok.
Who among us hasn't come across a rogue penis that just wanted some fresh air.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (hnjud)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (sJHOI)
Could someone send a bag of those to Pence?
Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (xttsV)
Nothing smells so sweetly of liberty, freedom and democracy as compelling participation in another nasty little war. And compulsory agreement that it's a really, really good idea.
Posted by: Erik In Texas at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (U4pE/)
I've never been to a movie by myself.
Eating at a restaurant alone is odd, so I try to sit at the bar. There's usually a teevee, so I can look at that.
I want to go to a concert here. But I don't want to go alone and my friends aren't fans of John Mayer.
I'd love to travel. But. I'm afraid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:06 PM (2tUFv)
Fine by us!
Posted by: Alberta at February 01, 2023 10:15 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (hnjud)
No it didn't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:16 PM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: They're pretty much all useless shite at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
I would say it's a strong indicator.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Guy dining alone for a reason at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hey, that's my line!
Posted by: 'Pole' Harvey at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (gKHdO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Black as a pit from pole to pole,
I see enemy armor, in the open,
coordinates....
Posted by: Javems at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2023 10:19 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 01, 2023 10:19 PM (+ldAm)
I've never been to a movie by myself.
Eating at a restaurant alone is odd, so I try to sit at the bar. There's usually a teevee, so I can look at that.
I want to go to a concert here. But I don't want to go alone and my friends aren't fans of John Mayer.
I'd love to travel. But. I'm afraid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
If I can get some crap together, you should come visit when we're not getting shit-tons of freezing rain!
... and if you're not up for any big trips just try a weekend at some place you've never been to but have some kind of interest. I used to take weekend road trips (down Friday - back Sunday) to Santa Fe to visit a nursery there, plus they had a TJ's and Dunkin Donuts years before CO got them.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Definitely put the "trans" in transporter...
Posted by: Capt. Kirk don't play that at February 01, 2023 10:19 PM (UKe2c)
I'll bet the part of him that's still on the Enterprise is NOT happy.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (9QMtn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (oINRc)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (hPMYc)
---
I don't know anyone who is a Putin apologist. Pointing out that this Zelenski guy might not be on the up and up is not apologizing for Putin. Both of the them can be weasels.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (sJHOI)
Not when the burning times come.
Posted by: Alberta at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Fifty Three Years an Imbecile at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (KFhLj)
But, no foul play....ok.
Posted by: COMountainMarie
There were no feathers found.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:21 PM (FVME7)
Ice really sucks. Best of luck.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2023 10:21 PM (Xrfse)
I have never eaten in a restaurant alone. At least not since I traveled alone in Europe in college. Now it does not appeal.
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 10:21 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (KFhLj)
Would , ahem, CBD care to weigh in on this query?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 01, 2023 10:21 PM (gKHdO)
I'd love to travel. But. I'm afraid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February
I understand this! I don’t do things alone either and miss out on a lot because I can’t drag J to do things with me if it isn’t something he doesn’t like, which can be a lot of things! Might be part of the reason I have resisted marrying him…but that is a whole ‘nother topic for a whole ‘nother blog. 😃
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Oregon's already done this.
It is a freaking disaster.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Apparently they aren't satisfied with just turning Portland into a sh*thole. They want to do it to the whole state.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
He had come from a nondescript place, and sat somewhere in the middle of the pews.
__________
I sit on the bench in the back of the church. The pews in front are for the good people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (llON8)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfv9e74
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (Q/6pY)
* * * *
*sniff*
That was beautiful, man!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (hPMYc)
It's the lack of legs associated with the traveling dick that is a little odd. Can't wait to see the report on how that happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Huh, seems to me that isn't within their purview as a solution. It's not the restaurant's fault it's popular.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (KFhLj)
Huh.
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (Q/6pY)
So, someone finds a dick just laying around.
But, no foul play....ok.
__________
Wait till you see the "Missing" flyers with a picture.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___
I've traveled alone and ate alone when I was driving a rig.
Traveled alone when going on leave in the Army.
Can't say I was bother by it.
Then again, I'm a loner by nature.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (9ZOcN)
Not if you're sitting in front of your TV in your boxers, and bucket of KFC.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (eOEVl)
Challenge accepted. Now do Syria.
You don't have to show up to 100% of the fights you're invited to. Especially as a nation state.
Posted by: Hollywood at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (qeCJh)
Posted by: Zappa Fan at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (9QMtn)
Posted by: Sometimes that's just life at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (UKe2c)
The story doesn't say: after they forced him to retrieve the money, was it used to pay some fines and fees?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Piper
Before they'd let me get my drivers license, my parents made me go to the police station to see some Blood On the Asphalt movies. This would've been a good second feature.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2023 10:19 PM (r46W7)
Yikes, don't get mushed! Times like these I'm very happy *not* to have any big trees near my house.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (llON8)
He should have stuck that stolen phone up there too. The owner wouldn't have wanted it back.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Gotta make a living and doin' the best I can.
Posted by: Travelin' Glans at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)
Huh, seems to me that isn't within their purview as a solution. It's not the restaurant's fault it's popular.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (B7zYP)
Further more I bet dollars to donuts that the city was happy to zone their property commercial and suck down those sweet property tax dollars.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (bt9Oz)
Have you seen this wang? Do NOT approach.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:25 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
They didn't look Jewish to me.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 10:25 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: Kamalaho at February 01, 2023 10:25 PM (lwaHO)
I would just tell Pence his chance to decide what conservatism will be came and went on Jan.6, 2021. He decided on a cowardly sell out to thieving democrats instead.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 01, 2023 10:25 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Zappa Fan at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (9QMtn)
No I'm not but i'll look it up. Thanks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:25 PM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (gv7Yb)
Yes, he had to pay feeces with it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sometimes that's just life
___
Yep.
At least I have Ex-Ex.
Had a good friend that lived next door, but she died last year.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (9ZOcN)
Same here, SMH. As I said in my earlier post, I love good company but am comfortable on my own.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (FVME7)
I went to a Mexican restaurant the other day and got out of there for $8.30 including a $2 tip. What a bargain nowadays. Taco, enchilada, rice, beans, chips, and salsa. Water to drink. I think they are losing money on me.
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
___
*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:27 PM (9ZOcN)
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Practice, practice, practice
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 10:27 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Huh, seems to me that isn't within their purview as a solution. It's not the restaurant's fault it's popular.
Posted by: GWB
Just force them to sell bug burgers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at February 01, 2023 10:28 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (r46W7)
If you don't already have one I highly recommend a portable generator, and get an electrician to put in the plug-in for it (they can explain the set up too).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (oINRc)
There was a civil war general who was accused of stealing spoons as well as an anecdote from Rome by... Cicero directed at someone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:28 PM (CsVWE)
Nah, just kidding, we have more drugged-out zombies wandering the streets than ever before.
Posted by: PabloD at February 01, 2023 10:29 PM (DKTqM)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:29 PM (9ZOcN)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (9ZOcN)
Sorry to hear that. Sucks harder than Mike Pence.
Posted by: Trying to keep with the theme at February 01, 2023 10:29 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 10:23 PM (MoZTd)
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*picture of weenis with big anime eye*
Have you seen Mr. Pink?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
'Cause the man is a pest.
Pencestillence.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (9ZOcN)
___
Cancer, very aggressive.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (9ZOcN)
ok. Maybe it's just me...but yeah. It sucked..at least for me...and you know I don't take Zappa lightly.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (hnjud)
Oh, poor, sweet Mike Pence.
Go sit with Nikki and Haley and Tulsi over there. Shh.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: PabloD
Free will without consequences, what could possiby go wrong?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Yes! Thank you for asking. The key was bent and I think my employee may have made it worse trying to force it. I had to usher 15 people through the back at 545am, they probably thought I was going to murderize them. But a locksmith came, cleaned it out, made a new key and all was well before the 815a class.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (Xrfse)
At least I have Ex-Ex.
-
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
So two lucky people...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
Two Sleepy People
https://tinyurl.com/3bywcctp
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (CsVWE)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (iayUP)
Putin's still in the right here, no matter how much insiders like him want to protect their Ukrainian laundromat.
Posted by: Methos at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:26 PM (9ZOcN)
Sorry to hear that. Sucks harder than Mike Pence.
Posted by: Trying to keep with the theme at February 01, 2023 10:29 PM (UKe2c)
Seconded!
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (foa6+)
Wouldn't his No More
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=CprfjfN5PRs
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (gv7Yb)
Yes! Thank you for asking. The key was bent and I think my employee may have made it worse trying to force it. I had to usher 15 people through the back at 545am, they probably thought I was going to murderize them. But a locksmith came, cleaned it out, made a new key and all was well before the 815a class.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Nice, resolved with *no* sledgehammers or explosives!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:32 PM (9ZOcN)
Yeah. I had no idea what those noises were this morning, until I looked out the window at all the broken branches in my and my neighbors’ yards.
Going to be some serious work clearing that when it warms up.
I’m really hoping I don’t lose power. Called in a “there’s a heavy branch broken and laying across the power line” this afternoon. I expect they’re prioritizing actual outages, however.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 10:32 PM (EXyHK)
Same thing you do with a 15-in dildo, but in both holes ...
Posted by: Kamalaho at February 01, 2023 10:33 PM (lwaHO)
Oh well.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:33 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Big badda boom! at February 01, 2023 10:33 PM (UKe2c)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:33 PM (Q4IgG)
"He did? Pence?"
"Pence."
"He's embalmed."
"he doesn't know that."
"Well, he should. He's embalmed."
"But..."
"No 'buts.' He's dead, and he's running for the big job, and we're gonna drag him over the finish line."
(beat)
Posted by: ZOD Mamet at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Is it just me, or does it look like a body double fronts for the pseudo-pres at least half the time?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (9X60i)
Have traveled alone on business for years, often overseas. Lots of people do.
Sit at the bar and eat when possible instead of sitting at a table and sometimes you meet some interesting people.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (ZLI7S)
We should know what the after plan is in the next couple of days - we've been here for 2 weeks already!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (e6bHS)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (Jg7EG)
ok. Maybe it's just me...but yeah. It sucked..at least for me...and you know I don't take Zappa lightly.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (hnjud)
That I do know, you are a serious Zappa fan.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:35 PM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: A Man from Nantucket at February 01, 2023 10:35 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (9X60i)
It's fcking freezing out here! We want to go home!!
Posted by: stolen Dallas zoo monkey at February 01, 2023 10:35 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
I suspect muzzies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 10:36 PM (tkR6S)
Ok maybe not *tomorrow* but it's supposed to be in the 50s on Friday!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:36 PM (llON8)
Posted by: four seasons at February 01, 2023 10:37 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
___
It's not just you.
A lot of folks think a body double is being used.
I don't spend much time looking at his pics, since I can't stand looking at him for any length of time, but there are the more...aspy types that spend a lot of time on this.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:37 PM (9ZOcN)
The assumption behind decriminalizing hard drugs is that junkies are just waiting for a chance to quit, and all they need is more rehab treatment spaces.
A doctor noted in the Oregon voters pamphlet before the election that this was garbage - that unless a junkie faces Consequences for their continued use, they are perfectly happy with their drug habit.
This has proven to be the case.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Cylons.
And not very good at hiding it.
Posted by: ZOD Mamet at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (Q/6pY)
Having lived alone for almost 5 years, I've gotten used to doing things by myself. Now, I prefer it. Of course I've become an anti-social asshole, so I guess it's for the best😁
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (hnjud)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (9ZOcN)
Posted by: Chuck C at February 01, 2023 10:14 PM (xttsV)
For a going away for one of my bosses a while back, I got him a small burlap bag. Inside it were a couple of cans of spotted dick ("Eat a dick" was a favorite phrase of his) and a bunch of pictures I printed out of various people name Richard (Nixon, etc.) ("Bag of dicks" was also a favorite of his).
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: davidt at February 01, 2023 10:39 PM (SYTee)
It could have had I liked Ozzie. Not a fan. But I know there are fans of his here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:39 PM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (e6bHS)
* * * *
That's some good news! Doesn't seem possible that it's already been two weeks. Prayers continue for you all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 01, 2023 10:39 PM (hPMYc)
Heh. I have occasionally had the entire theater to myself. And this at a theater that also does dining. So eating and watching a movie out alone.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 10:39 PM (EXyHK)
_____________
Did a contract gig at the Warminster Naval Air Warfare Center many years ago. We were doing some upgrades to the logistical IT systems. My "office" was under the wing of a testbed F-18A Hornet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 01, 2023 10:40 PM (Q4IgG)
Wow what a flashback!
Best ONT ever MisHum! :-)
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 10:40 PM (foa6+)
I'd love to travel. But. I'm afraid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
You fly on out here to Virginia and we'll go to a bunch of concerts together, Nurse. You can bring your gun, too.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:40 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Also, you get get out fast and beat the other cars out of the parking lot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:41 PM (llON8)
(lifts phone, instructs, hangs up).
AP: Former vice-president was surrounded by gay fans seeking his 'approval."
Posted by: ZOD at February 01, 2023 10:41 PM (Q/6pY)
For better or worse, it's a pissing match, and Pence is talking about high-flown principles that precisely zero people in this situation care about.
We're led by the worst sort of dishwater-dull mediocrities.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 10:41 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (tp+tP)
Simple solution: close the effing drive-thru. If you cannot park your car, and waddle into the shop to order from the counter, stay home and order a pizza.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 10:42 PM (tkR6S)
“At two o’clock in the morning in a bar in Pittsburgh in a place you’re never going to be again, a guy puts his arm around your shoulders and tells you the truth.”— Warren Lewis
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 10:42 PM (EXyHK)
Place is full of filthy sinners. Got to sit where you can keep an eye on them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:42 PM (KFhLj)
I'm not much of one anymore, at least not his solo stuff. Still like listening to Sabbath with him in front.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at February 01, 2023 10:42 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Also, you get get out fast and beat the other cars out of the parking lot.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
Also, you do not stick out like a sore thumb if you have not made it to confession and cannot receive the Host.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:43 PM (CsVWE)
That's what I mean. That would be an interesting dinner conversation.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at February 01, 2023 10:44 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
A coworker's teenage son worked at a Subway sandwich place. He was bothered because a woman paid him with money she took out of her bra.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Black as a pit from pole to pole,
I see enemy armor, in the open,
coordinates....
Posted by: Javems at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (AmoqO)
I'm picturing a guy in camo, wearing a black beret, and having a little Dobie Macgillis beard, standing at a microphone, right before he reads his 9-line.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:44 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2023 10:17 PM (Xrfse)
Likewise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 10:44 PM (tkR6S)
Wow what a flashback!
Best ONT ever MisHum! :-)
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 10:40 PM (foa6+)
Blushes at the compliment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:44 PM (bt9Oz)
Frank Zappa in his bones was a commie...pinko...faggot...
now you all just carry on with this new knowledge that so many of the "ROCK STARS" in the 60's and 70's were "Anti-American" which is why they MADE MILLIONS from the Capitalist's while at the same time tearing it down with there songs that were ANTI-AMERICAN
quite a joke YA???
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 10:45 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2023 10:45 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (tp+tP)
Simple solution: close the effing drive-thru. If you cannot park your car, and waddle into the shop to order from the counter, stay home and order a pizza.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 10:42 PM (tkR6S)
Quick fix: ticket the people who hang out in traffic lanes (you don't *have* to have lunch at precisely Noon).
Long-term fix: if you know it's going to be a Chik-Fil-A then give them a bigger piece of the parking lot and/or let them overflow into the Home Depot or Lowe's or other bigbox lot, not the fcking street.
... you just know some gov't idiot wants to solve the problem with a roundabout.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cretin at February 01, 2023 10:46 PM (9QMtn)
Come back in December when it's Zappa Month.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 01, 2023 10:46 PM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: Archimedes at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (eOEVl)
Kinda like that episode where Kirk gets split into two parts....
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:47 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (h1jJh)
Which is an excellent reason to not get in the middle.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 10:48 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM
We did it!
Posted by: Army of the Twelve Monkeys at February 01, 2023 10:51 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: fd at February 01, 2023 10:51 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Now, hold on a second there young lady, I paid for that parking lot, I own that parking lot, and if Chic-Fil-A wants more parking area they can pay for it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 10:51 PM (TuwZN)
My how time does fly.
Posted by: Kentucky kid at February 01, 2023 10:52 PM (HjBsC)
https://tinyurl.com/yrzw7stw
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:52 PM (Angsy)
The hot new political trend in Portland is local income taxes that only "the rich" pay income over $150,000 or $250,000 jointly are subject to the taxes).
If you live in the Oregon portion of the metro, you are on the hook for two separate 1% income taxes, plus another 1.5% income tax if you live in Portland's county (rising to 3% on income over $300,000). This is on top of a 9.9% state marginal income tax rate, of course.
Well, the city of Portland was put in charge of collecting all these taxes, and failed to publicize that you needed to file an income tax return with Portland if you were subject to the tax (even if you don't live in Portland).
Well, a quarter of the people subject to the taxes didn't file, and the first indication that they got that they needed to file a income tax return with Portland was a letter from Portland announcing that they already owed hundreds to thousands in penalties for not filing on time.
Can't imagine why Oregon is losing population...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 10:53 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 10:39 PM (EXyHK)
Double Heh. Took the fetching Mrs Beartooth to an afternoon movie for her birthday awhile ago. The place was empty. To this day she thinks I arranged for a special showing just for her.
I have wisely not disagreed with her conjecture.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 01, 2023 10:54 PM (Ost2s)
I used to occasionally get Taco Bell on the way home from work, but the semi regular 3-4 car line quickly disabused me of such a notion. Not to mention that Taco Bell is notorious for at least one of those cars being some fool buying for 60 of their closest friends.
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 10:54 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (EZebt)
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Does it have to be your own skin?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Place is full of filthy sinners. Got to sit where you can keep an eye on them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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We're all sinners...luckily, Jesus is our salvation 🙏
Posted by: lin-duh at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (UUBmN)
Calm down. If you know anything about Zappa, he surely was not a commie. He was big on free speech, for one...
Fight me.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (hnjud)
Don't be prejudiced or judge people based on their race, religion, or country of origin, only their behavior.
It is remarkable because of the 180 degree shift into now mandatory hate whitey programs in business, government, and industry. An entire grifting enterprise based on racial hatreds and revenge. Highly profitable, and highly illegal.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (NlEzf)
Posted by: Beartooth
“Smarter than the average bear!”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
I guess everybody went to sleep.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 10:58 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I haven't used them, but I think there are apps now where you can order food and have it delivered from a whole host of restaurants. So it isn't just pizza anymore.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
This was San Francisco in 1993. One of those anti-American 60's and 70's rock bands.
Life comes at you fast.
https://tinyurl.com/29278kxz
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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Does it have to be your own skin?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:56 PM
No.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at February 01, 2023 10:59 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2023 10:59 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: CppThis
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'No, I don't want sauce I want mustard and not too many onions. Oh, does it come with the...'
Lady, it's fast food, order a #3 & shut up.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 11:00 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2023 11:01 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 11:01 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Me too. It's not weird. It is fucking depressing, though.
Sitting in a Mexican restaurant eating chips and drinking beer, waiting to kill enough time to call a cab for a long ride to an airport so you can take a long flight and another long cab ride to your family is just a Truly Lame Moment in life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 11:01 PM (oINRc)
***
Did they put it in the lost & found box?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2023 11:01 PM (fUnHJ)
https://tinyurl.com/29278kxz
Posted by: JackStraw
Why it is almost like it was a different (and better) country!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 10:41 PM (oINRc)
It's classic GOPe though. Jerking it to muh principles, and the metaphysical concept of money, while the whole system unravels around them. Crap like this is why I never became a registered Republican and voted mostly third party until The Trumpening piqued my interest.
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:03 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at February 01, 2023 11:01 PM (fUnHJ)
Isn't that where penii go, in the box?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 01, 2023 11:04 PM (Angsy)
Fine with me. not much there to watch these days anyway.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
May be lame but for some of us it's what we got.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 01, 2023 11:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2023 11:04 PM (r46W7)
Suck on a gas station penis, CDC. There's one available in Alabama, apparently.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:05 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
Yeah, there are a number of services that will, for a price, fetch food from any restaurant to your home or workplace. Some people can't leave their home for various reasons, and such services are a boon to them. But, Geeze Louise, if you are sound of mind and body, get up, walk to the car, drive the car to the parking lot, and go inside and order your damned food. Don't block off the road I am using while you wait to get into the drive-thru lane.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:06 PM (tkR6S)
And federal income tax, and property tax, and probably sales tax, and licenses to do anything, and auto license plate costs, and perhaps gas tax, and cable tv fees that go to local government.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 10:15 PM (U2p+3)
After having met you at the TxMoMe, I'd never have guessed that.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at February 01, 2023 11:06 PM (CCSxw)
vilified for his warnings of the commies amoungst us
in Industry
in MEDIA...especially in HOLLYWOOD...yet he was taken down for these warnings...
yet here we are...Hollywood is now the Cesspool he warned us about...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 11:07 PM (J00IM)
And, of course, you can only write off $10,000 of your state and local taxes on your Federal return.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:08 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 11:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 11:08 PM (StQQf)
Troll level: Master.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:08 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:09 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Heard.
I'll remember that at the polls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (dIFct)
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 10:54 PM (PZvjL)
Most CFAs move that line pretty dang quickly if they were built (or re-modeled) any time in the last 5-10 years. They do double lines, take orders in the line (not at the window), pay before you get to the window, and serve pretty quickly to boot.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (vSzkg)
As a former commentator now troll with CoVax living rent free in my brain, posting endless stories about octogenarians with multiorgan system failure dropping dead for no reason, I have to say, as I gain weight daily, that depending on my identification of the day, either my pathetic Cheeto dust covered micro worm need washed off with Franzia box wine, or my shriveled anorgasmic bean needs rehydrated with Franzia box wine.
In any case, my average intelligence, inability to apply critical thinking skills, and cult behaviors definitely enhance the discourse!
Posted by: HQ Former Commentator Now Troll at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (JjNlG)
"Herb Albert"
Are there any grownups still here?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2023 10:59 PM (jYCXf)
And Dobie Gillis was clean shaven. It was his beatnik friend Maynard G. Krebs, played by Bob Denver, who wore a goatee.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 01, 2023 11:06 PM (0Htd1)
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No sales tax
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 11:12 PM (EZebt)
Calm down. If you know anything about Zappa, he surely was not a commie. He was big on free speech, for one...
Fight me.
Posted by: COMountainMarie
And he was definitely not a faggot. He like young girls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 11:12 PM (63Dwl)
May tonight be a lovely and serene bridge that will lead you to a wonderful tomorrow.” — Unknown
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 11:12 PM (hnjud)
"Herb Albert"
Are there any grownups still here?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2023 10:59 PM (jYCXf)
And Dobie Gillis was clean shaven. It was his beatnik friend Maynard G. Krebs, played by Bob Denver, who wore a goatee.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
My Dad had Herb Alpert LPs. Put some onto 8-tracks so he could play in the '64 Ford Van he had. About a decade or so before he passed, I got him the Best of Herb Alpert on CD.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Well Well...good on his ass.
Is he running in 2024?
Is he FINALLY going to support TRUMP?
Dude is a total BITCH until he UNFUCK'S himself...
Serious...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 11:13 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (B7zYP)
Fair point, I just see the line and assume that it's a 15+ minute wait based on other chains. And the locations in question are all quite new.
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:13 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 11:13 PM (XGZoL)
May tonight be a lovely and serene bridge that will lead you to a wonderful tomorrow.” — Unknown
Posted by: COMountainMarie at February 01, 2023 11:12 PM (hnjud)
Nice sentiments. I think 2023 will make 2022 look like 2021.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
For some of us it's what we chose and would again. Sure, some boring times stuck in airports and eating alone but also some incredible times seeing the world. And while there might be some crappy times traveling there are some equally crappy times commuting to the same old boring job at the same old boring desk doing the same old boring job day after day after day.
Done both. I like traveling a whole lot more. To each their own.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 11:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Zappa was a really strange guy, that's about the best that can be observed.
He was definitely right in the thick of some really strange shit. He lived in the "Log Cabin", a huge mansion once owned by Tom Mix, at the foot of Laurel Canyon, where all the hippies and musicians and famous producers from LA lived.
The Log Cabin (burned down in 1980) wasn't really capable of being locked up, so it was a revolving door of questionable characters and crash pad living arrangements. Frank was said not to allow drug use or anything of the sort at the Log Cabin (unlike everywhere else in Laurel Canyon) so visitors had to get their high on before entering.
There is some sort of nexus between Vito Paulekas and the GTOs, the hippie chick dancers that were seen at the clubs and parties, Whisky a Go-Go, Carl Franzoni, and the "Freaks".
Was Frank on the payroll? Could be. Nothing would surprise me any longer. Tim Leary was a CIA asset. The "Unabomber" was one of the LSD subjects at Harvard, along with Ken Kesey, Robert Hunter, and about 5 or 10 million other Californians in the 1960s
Posted by: Common Tater at February 01, 2023 11:14 PM (NlEzf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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The VA is.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:14 PM (9ZOcN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 11:14 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
I should have known that, but never watched reruns of the show. Dang.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 11:15 PM (B7zYP)
Officially. Both Oregon and Portland now have gross receipts taxes on large corporations (like Kroger, et. al.).
Since it's a tax on sales, it's completely different from a sales tax! /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:15 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 01, 2023 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 11:16 PM (StQQf)
Officially. Both Oregon and Portland now have gross receipts taxes on large corporations (like Kroger, et. al.).
Since it's a tax on sales, it's completely different from a sales tax! /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:15 PM (2tUFv)
So in Portland, if you buy a new sail, a tax on sales of sails takes place.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 01, 2023 11:18 PM (oINRc)
Had an interesting conversation once in the Frankfurt airport with a woman who didn't live anywhere - she worked for a cruise line, and was either working on a cruise ship or was on vacation somewhere (she used her parents house in Manitoba as her official address).
Interesting lifestyle.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:18 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 01, 2023 11:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:19 PM (9ZOcN)
Had an interesting conversation once in the Frankfurt airport with a woman who didn't live anywhere - she worked for a cruise line, and was either working on a cruise ship or was on vacation somewhere (she used her parents house in Manitoba as her official address).
Interesting lifestyle.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:18 PM (2tUFv)
I sometimes wonder if my life would have been better if I had sold everything I had and left for some tropical paradise to live out my days. I just don't like water that much, so maybe not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:20 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 01, 2023 11:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Speaking of which...Sponge not here?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:21 PM (ynpvh)
Heard.
I'll remember that at the polls.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 11:10 PM (dIFct)
So some of us happen to notice that a few months after we zero out the military equipment for Afghanistan line in the budget, they crossed out A-stan and wrote in KEEV, and just went right on spending.
And that makes us apologists for Putin?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 01, 2023 11:22 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 11:22 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 01, 2023 10:20 PM (h1jJh)
Be careful! Weasels ripped my flesh! Zzzzzzz
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 01, 2023 11:22 PM (7ZQe3)
Hey, you could have been taken by pirates, gang raped, and had your organs sold at auction in a private Macau casino!
Missed it by that much!
Posted by: Mr. Scrotatohead at February 01, 2023 11:23 PM (JjNlG)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Quito, Ecuador is right on the Equator, but nowhere near the ocean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (XGZoL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Hey, you could have been taken by pirates, gang raped, and had your organs sold at auction in a private Macau casino!
Missed it by that much!
Posted by: Mr. Scrotatohead at February 01, 2023 11:23 PM (JjNlG)
Organs aren't worth much. I mean, I did have a transplant; that says something.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Mike Pence is a chicken-hawk.
He'll send my daughter to die for his principles, if need be. That's the sacrifice he's willing to make.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (dIFct)
It's even better - General Dynamics is already starting to expand the F-16 production line to get ready to produce F-16s for Ukraine.
Fighting a peer competitor is **a lot** more lucrative for arms companies than fighting people with AK-47s in pickup trucks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (2tUFv)
It looks like he's one of the top healthcare logistics and analytics guys in the country and interestingly....often partners with Chinese researchers.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 11:25 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Quito, Ecuador is right on the Equator, but nowhere near the ocean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
Isn't Ecuador swarming with commies? I mean, well, I guess the US is too...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
If you haven't raped a hepatic portal vein in situ, you haven't lived...
Posted by: Mr. Scrotatohead at February 01, 2023 11:26 PM (JjNlG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 11:26 PM (XGZoL)
But the clients of our elected officials do. Well, ok literally now they do.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 01, 2023 11:26 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Zithers are where it's at.
Posted by: Harry Lime at February 01, 2023 11:26 PM (tkR6S)
Plus bringing a new insecticide onto the market, especially one applied ON a human, will cost millions (50 to 100) of dollars in testing and take a decade, minimum.
Posted by: JB1000 at February 01, 2023 11:27 PM (bXn0x)
I do appreciate all y'all. After the chaos and noise of raising my boys by myself, to truly be alone is odd. I want to go to Ireland. And Croatia. And Peru.
Maybe someday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 11:27 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (2tUFv)
At least the Ukes have the good sense to go for airframes that don't suck. Making them accept F-35s would be some Ace level cruelty.
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:27 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 01, 2023 11:28 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 01, 2023 11:26 PM (XGZoL)
Yeah, can't improve on that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 11:29 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 11:29 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: setnaffa at February 01, 2023 11:29 PM (WgEgc)
Life is mostly good on the micro and frankly screw the macro.
Mike-Sell's tater chips is closing its doors, another piece of my world gone.
Posted by: sven at February 01, 2023 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:30 PM (ifBkc)
Sort of a postponed off-topic (?) note:
Thanks for your recommendation of trying kiln dried firewood a while back! It was pricey, but it sure burns clean and hot!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: setnaffa at February 01, 2023 11:29 PM (WgEgc)
Mike Pence showed everybody who he was on January 6, 2021. My 2 cents (or pence).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 11:27 PM (U2p+3)
Heck, I'll sneak off to Ireland and Peru with you, too! I want to see more of Ireland and I would love to see Peru.
Posted by: GWB at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (B7zYP)
Pence is a literal retard. The mule wins because there is no demand by any sector of that coalition that breaks it up nor demands a moment of fucking sanity. Rancid Bannon there goes all Juannny Quest and says "facing this insane yet disciplined opponent we need to cast our own voters off the fucking island."
That is part of my "fuck the macro" vibe this week.
Posted by: sven at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (StQQf)
Posted by: Effete One at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (9QMtn)
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 11:31 PM (J00IM)
I do appreciate all y'all. After the chaos and noise of raising my boys by myself, to truly be alone is odd. I want to go to Ireland. And Croatia. And Peru.Maybe someday.
Posted by: nurse ratched
You are a very nice lady.
Be well.
Posted by: No-one Never at February 01, 2023 11:32 PM (JjNlG)
https://tinyurl.com/4rwz5x4j
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:30 PM (ifBkc)
Going through the airport must be a nightmare.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
Zithers are where it's at.
Posted by: Harry Lime
Herb Alpert did that one too
https://youtu.be/B-yI4wWDM4k
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
nurse, you would love Ireland! I hope you get to go there in the near future.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2023 11:33 PM (VwHCD)
I've lived far better and been blessed well beyond what my behavior warrants.
Let me die professing the Lord to those that have not heard of the world beyond and the mercy and grace of Jesus. Hopefully the Lord will look beyond my faults and find my needs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 11:34 PM (dIFct)
You'd settle for World War II and a passable good/evil narrative.
You get World War I with even more drooling idiots running the show.
Posted by: CppThis at February 01, 2023 11:34 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: ZOD Hemingway at February 01, 2023 10:13 PM (Q/6pY)
You are the Zod
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at February 01, 2023 11:34 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:34 PM (ifBkc)
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Worked with a fellow whose wife was killed in a car accident. It wasn't the accident that killed her it was the tackle box that flew into the back of her head.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 11:35 PM (TuwZN)
Zithers are where it's at.
Posted by: Harry Lime
Herb Alpert did that one too
https://youtu.be/B-yI4wWDM4k
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Dad had that LP too. Lonely Bull, Whipped Cream (can't forget that album cover), South of the Border, Going Places, What Now My Love...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (ifBkc)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Funny how almost all "politicians" give me that same limbic brain response!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (hOUT3)
You should go! My mom travels alone all the time. She'll just book with a tour group and go. She is traveling alone but isn't alone. She can interact as little or as much as she wants.she always gets her own room.
Posted by: lin-duh at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (EClgI)
If you cook a reasonable entree, you'll be eating it for a week, or throwing it out.
Cooking for 2 is perfect, 4 or more takes some planning.
2 is perfect.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 01, 2023 11:37 PM (jTmQV)
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Condolences.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:37 PM (ifBkc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 01, 2023 11:39 PM (StQQf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Funny how almost all "politicians" give me that same limbic brain response!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (hOUT3)
Same part of the brain that registers snakes and centipedes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
He later went to a bar and made a big scene screaming in the men's room and ran out leaving the other restroom occupants aghast at the penis this gentleman left at the bottom of the urinal.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 01, 2023 11:39 PM (X+Ku8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:39 PM (ifBkc)
vilified for his warnings of the commies amoungst us
in Industry
in MEDIA...especially in HOLLYWOOD...yet he was taken down for these warnings...
yet here we are...Hollywood is now the Cesspool he warned us about...
Posted by: Nightwatch at February 01, 2023 11:07 PM (J00IM)
I know! How crazy it that they so twisted the narrative that the truth is considered false?
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (foa6+)
Thanks, I am doing well all things considered looking forward to my hand surgery.
Posted by: sven at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (XF9Gj)
Sit at the bar and eat when possible instead of sitting at a table and sometimes you meet some interesting people.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:34 PM (ZLI7S)
___________
They might be interesting but I sure as hell ain't. Every time I talk to someone, their expression makes clear they wish they or I was somewhere else.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana! ~ at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (hOUT3)
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It's the truth.
For some of us, this world has always felt like an alien place.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (ifBkc)
I love the water and I did that at 19. Moved to the Caribbean and had a dream job teaching diving and doing commercial diving on the side. My dive shop was in one of the bigger resort hotels in the Caribbean at the time and it was a constant party. Had the time of my life but even that got boring to me after a while.
Ronnie and the boys speak for me.
https://tinyurl.com/mrye3jcj
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (ZLI7S)
“He never did anything knowingly dishonest in his life.
Leave him alone!!!”
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Looks like Trump pronounced Pence, - ultimate stupid -
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (TuwZN)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:41 PM (ifBkc)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at February 01, 2023 11:36 PM (EClgI)
/pulls out Official AoS Organizational Chart and Placemat
Mmmmm nope. Mike Pence is not my Supervisor.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 01, 2023 11:41 PM (cupoy)
The Jeep ran well, but the latch for the liftgate has broken, and I cannot open the liftgate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:41 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (MoZTd)
Talk to the bartender.
We're paid to like you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 11:41 PM (dIFct)
He later went to a bar and made a big scene screaming in the men's room and ran out leaving the other restroom occupants aghast at the penis this gentleman left at the bottom of the urinal.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 01, 2023 11:39 PM (X+Ku
Joke: Why the the leper give up being a gigolo?
Business fell off.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:42 PM (ynpvh)
You get World War I with even more drooling idiots running the show.
Posted by: CppThis
Great, we get paths of glory.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 11:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2023 11:43 PM (YJQJ8)
Sure you are. You are different from me and that makes you interesting to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 11:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:43 PM (ifBkc)
The website crashed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 01, 2023 11:40 PM (XF9Gj)
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I hope they can find someone who knows about computers to fix it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 11:45 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 01, 2023 11:45 PM (dIFct)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:46 PM (ifBkc)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 11:35 PM (TuwZN)
That's how Tom Mix bought the farm, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:47 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: GWB
That sounds lovely.
Do you ever look at a side road and say, "I wonder where that one goes?" And just turn into it and go?
I do. But not by myself. I like to adventure. But I like to share the adventure.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 11:47 PM (U2p+3)
Just another part of the "There's way more peasants than we need" plan
Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2023 11:48 PM (3/XaG)
Just another part of the "There's way more peasants than we need" plan
Posted by: azjaeger at February 01, 2023 11:48 PM (3/XaG)
Hold the Narcan...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
The Jeep ran well, but the latch for the liftgate has broken, and I cannot open the liftgate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I love that part of AZ. How is Pogo these days?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:49 PM (ifBkc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (EZebt)
I think I'd feel more comfortable in your skin.
Posted by: Buffalo Bill says it puts the lotion on its skin at February 01, 2023 11:50 PM (8lxNC)
You're a gent, a mensch, a stand up guy and are smart, engaging, conversational, generous and man with one seriously interesting series of career stories to tell.
Successful, reasonably prosperous, gorgeous home and grounds, and successes in the dawg world that only 1% of 1% of 1% dare even dream.
You can undersell yourself. I damn sure won't go along with it though. I'll rat you out to the Horde that you're a Moron First Class and in Good Standing, and are among the best I've met. Y'all Horde can take this to the bank. Hadrian is Good Horde.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 01, 2023 11:51 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: sven at February 01, 2023 11:29 PM (Lzpvj)
I saw that! So sad. The kindergarten teacher at my elementary school was Mrs. Mikesell which we kids thought was hysterically funny. So far Esther Prices is still in business at least...
Posted by: Iris at February 01, 2023 11:51 PM (foa6+)
The Jeep ran well, but the latch for the liftgate has broken, and I cannot open the liftgate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I love that part of AZ. How is Pogo these days?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
Did a drive once in Nevada with the wife looking for the Prostitution Museum we saw on ads in Vegas...turned out to be nothing but newspaper clippings in a building attached to a brothel. We left, disappointed, but on the return trip took a road that led up a mountain, and saw the foliage change to a mishapen, dwarfen bristlecone pines. That was nice.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
Just another part of the "There's way more peasants than we need" plan
I think this was predicted in the Dead Kennedy's song "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round". The line was something like "Pump up your drug supply." It has some other suggestions for reducing excess population as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2023 11:53 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 01, 2023 11:49 PM (U2p+3)
she is snoozing on her doggie bed, just 2 yards from my chair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:53 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:53 PM (ifBkc)
Just another part of the "There's way more peasants than we need" plan
I think this was predicted in the Dead Kennedy's song "Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round". The line was something like "Pump up your drug supply." It has some other suggestions for reducing excess population as well.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2023 11:53 PM (Bd6X
COVID Vaxes, getting rid of coal/oil/gas and Eating zee bugs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2023 11:55 PM (Bd6X8)
I think they had a more kinetic approach in mind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 01, 2023 11:56 PM (Bd6X8)
Do you ever look at a side road and say, "I wonder where that one goes?" And just turn into it and go?
You might end up in Brigadoon
Or The Valley of the Shadow
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 01, 2023 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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I'm sure they are.
But not for long.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:56 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:49 PM (ifBkc)
Da da da da da da da da, BatButt!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:56 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:57 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2023 11:24 PM (tkR6S)
Ecuador is on the Pacific coast of South America.
Posted by: Ecuador *Think of something funny here* at February 01, 2023 11:57 PM (8lxNC)
https://tinyurl.com/yahcz2rz
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:59 PM (lbvgq)
man that was the best show on TV for weeks.
Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 12:00 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ecuador *Think of something funny here* at February 01, 2023 11:57 PM (8lxNC)
Sure it is. But not all the country is ocean-front. It even has a hunk of Amazon jungle. You can be in the Tropics without being near an ocean.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 12:00 AM (tkR6S)
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It is right up until the point that the peer competitor starts bombing your munitions plants.
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2023 12:00 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 12:01 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at February 01, 2023 11:56 PM (ynpvh)
Sorry to hear it. Have to say I don't regret procreating. Getting married, sure. Being born, yep. Often.
Posted by: Parent child relationships can be tough no doubt at February 02, 2023 12:02 AM (UKe2c)
Posted by: sven
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Roads less traveled in Iraq were usually more heavily mined.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:02 AM (lbvgq)
She camps under the coffee table and attacks my feet.
Then, when I go to bed, she jumps up in the bed and attacks my feet through the covers all night with her little needle claws.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2023 12:03 AM (dIFct)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 02, 2023 12:03 AM (jTmQV)
She camps under the coffee table and attacks my feet.
Then, when I go to bed, she jumps up in the bed and attacks my feet through the covers all night with her little needle claws.
At least she doesn't hop up in your lap and purr, then piss on you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 12:05 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2023 12:06 AM (yUjc0)
Stay on the beaten path, someone else found the IEDs.
Posted by: sven at February 02, 2023 12:06 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven
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In most cases, that's true.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:07 AM (lbvgq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 12:05 AM (Bd6X
I guess I should count my blessings.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2023 12:07 AM (dIFct)
New shelter kitten is driving me nuts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Is this the same problematic cat or a new one?
Do you have two of them now?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 02, 2023 12:05 AM (Bd6X
I guess I should count my blessings.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2023 12:07 AM (dIFct)
*Takes notes*
Posted by: BC's Kitteh at February 02, 2023 12:09 AM (8lxNC)
You can also die.
As long as that's not a problem, go for it.
You can die from falling down your stairs.
Explore whenever possible. The world is fascinating. None of us get out of here alive anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 02, 2023 12:10 AM (ZLI7S)
I think they had a more kinetic approach in mind.
That's the hard part about the planning...how does a tiny minority effectively reduce the population of the vast majority? Even your guards won't do that once they figure out they are part of the peasantry. And you don't want to blow up the world to do it, cause if they really wanted to spend your life in a luxurious underground bunker eating preserved food, they could do that starting tomorrow.
Posted by: azjaeger at February 02, 2023 12:10 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:10 AM (lbvgq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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and up in a mountain and not be hot
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 02, 2023 12:11 AM (TuwZN)
Do you have two of them now?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2023 12:09 AM (63Dwl)
Two.
And cat 1 absolutely hates kitten with the white, hot intensity of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 02, 2023 12:12 AM (dIFct)
Posted by: azjaeger at February 02, 2023 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
https://tinyurl.com/4mc3jkds
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:10 AM (lbvgq)
Good luck with that, SMH!
Posted by: Doof at February 02, 2023 12:15 AM (yUjc0)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:16 AM (lbvgq)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:17 AM (lbvgq)
https://tinyurl.com/3uh7eua5
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:19 AM (lbvgq)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 02, 2023 12:19 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:20 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Iris at February 02, 2023 12:21 AM (foa6+)
Just reading some stuff in the world of exotic theoretical physics. Some guys think they've made a breakthrough in the notion of a "warp drive". There've been several such concepts, but they all involved exotic matter, matter with such exotic properties as negative mass, and other crazy properties.
The breakthrough is some theorists think they've come up with a solution for a "warp bubble" that involves only normal matter.
One of them is about to so some elementary experiments to see if his theory seems to work on a small, lab scale. He needs big time money to do. Space Daddy and SpaceX are giving him some.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:22 AM (FZsp0)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2023 12:22 AM (bJxw1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:22 AM (FZsp0)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:25 AM (FZsp0)
>You're required to eat at the titty bar. That's why they give you a per diem.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at February 02, 2023 12:27 AM (Jg7EG)
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I seem to recall creating a warp bubble inside an atmosphere was really bad for some reason.
Or was it within the gravity well of a planet?
I forget.
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2023 12:29 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:29 AM (FZsp0)
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 12:30 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:35 AM (FZsp0)
He's not going to try to create such a warp bubble, just play around and see if his idea does do to space-time what he thinks it will do, or something like that. If it works, it would still be a very long way to go to actually create the warp bubble.
He needs a "small" LIGO like gravitational wave detector apparatus to see if that idea produces distortions in space-time like he thinks. They would very tiny.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 12:38 AM (mtTvd)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 02, 2023 12:39 AM (FZsp0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
The Stacey Abrams gravity wave detector: it must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 12:40 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 02, 2023 12:41 AM (bt9Oz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2023 12:41 AM (mtTvd)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2023 12:42 AM (tkR6S)
Former Vice President Mike Pence
Guess he's disqualified, then.
Bye, Mikey.
Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 12:44 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (KFhLj)
Ask him why he does not like syrup on french toast?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:11
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OMG, LMAO
TY Aetius, you made me laugh so hard, teared up.
Posted by: Farmer at February 02, 2023 12:45 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 12:48 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Gotta link? I'd like to read more.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 02, 2023 12:49 AM (+G+lR)
Posted by: mindful webworker of the department of deplorable webworkers at February 02, 2023 12:49 AM (mP6Ur)
I know from long time reading comments here that nobody's really interested in cars, especially vintage
Hahaha. Okay: The History Guy looks at the origins, history, and disappearance of The Station Wagon. Some fine vehicles shown. Especially liked those woodies. (19½ min.)
https://youtu.be/C-aCL9iUmVE
Posted by: mindful webworker of the department of deplorable webworkers at February 02, 2023 12:49 AM (mP6Ur)
He's going to be a trillionaire, it's just a question of when.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 02, 2023 12:51 AM (cupoy)
am I correct in thinking it is Alcubirre?
It would be bizarre to think he was right after all. He was originally "The math works but the materials are impossible?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2023 12:51 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls
Hooboy, talk about hyyyyyyperinflation!
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 12:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: FriscoYoda at February 02, 2023 12:53 AM (S7une)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 12:54 AM (KAi1n)
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Dilithium crystals.
Posted by: Mr. Scott at February 02, 2023 12:55 AM (qlgfj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 12:55 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 01, 2023 10:08 PM (CsVWE)
We went there a few weeks ago to get my Christmas present from FlyoverSpouse (a new tablet), and not only did we have to hunt down someone to help us, they had NO TABLETS (of the kind we wanted) in-house. "we can order one for you." Spouse replied: If we wanted to order it on-line, we would have stayed home. We came to your store so we could take it home tonight.
Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 12:57 AM (Rbu5d)
He was the first to come up with the concept. Since they've they modified and played around with the idea, and this is the latest idea.
Originally the energy requirements were such that'd you need a few Jupiter masses worth of energy, and some of it negative. Imagine playing around with the energy of Jupiter, I mean all of its mass as energy and not, you know, blowing yourself up.
That was what the engineering would be like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 12:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino - thatat penis? Lots of jokes about lepers. at February 02, 2023 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
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Dilithium crystals.
Posted by: Mr. Scott at February 02, 2023 12:55 AM (qlgfj)
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Beryllium spheres anyone?
Posted by: Ciampino - user of rudimentary lathes at February 02, 2023 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Piercello at February 02, 2023 01:05 AM (ajoh7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 02, 2023 01:07 AM (bt9Oz)
https://tinyurl.com/e45jv6fv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 10:32 PM (9ZOcN)
The man has no lips.
Posted by: Flyover at February 02, 2023 01:09 AM (Rbu5d)
Another problem with these warp bubble metrics (a "metric" is a solution to the Einstein Field Equations of General Relativity -- these all come up with such solutions that do crazy shit) is time-travel.
IIRC, someone showed that they all would allow closed time-like curves to develop. They might no create them, but the concept would allow the creation.
And that means time-travel, which is one hell of a problem .
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at February 02, 2023 01:09 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 02, 2023 01:09 AM (a4EWo)
https://tinyurl.com/4rwz5x4j
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at February 01, 2023 11:30 PM (ifBkc)
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I bet he smells like fish, too!
Speaking of being hit by speeding items, if you missed this from Hawaii the other day....
Sound on:
https://youtu.be/jGlZtc5VNrE
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 02, 2023 01:13 AM (vSzkg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 02, 2023 01:13 AM (oo0rP)
I want Putin to lose. I also think this is Europe's problem, we've done enough for almost 3/4 of a century. If they can't, we can come in afterwards and save money and be in a better place like the last time we helped bail Europe of drop a generation of bad planning.
Posted by: Bete at February 02, 2023 01:14 AM (mxrFC)
Airlines are struggling with on-time-travel, which is one hell of a problem, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 01:17 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at February 02, 2023 01:07
Can you translate that to Moronese?
Posted by: Farmer at February 02, 2023 01:18 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 02, 2023 01:25 AM (+G+lR)
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 02, 2023 01:25 AM (wNDOJ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at February 01, 2023 09:59 PM (TuwZN)
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I read that as 'Penis mood tonight' after reading about that lonely dick at a gas station.
The story is not funny. I read that a biker crashed and was run over by multiple vehicles, only one which bothered to stop, and the body was torn to shreds. The appendage is assumed to have been stuck on a car grille and fell off at the petrol station.
Posted by: Ciampino -- user of rudimentary lathes at February 02, 2023 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
The hard part was finding four more severed dicks for the line-up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Qzn2/)
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Not at all, there are guys lopping their dicks off in an effort to get beavers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mr Papsmear at February 02, 2023 01:35 AM (qfLjt)
Did they find the severed penis in the store on the hot dog roller?
If a Moron has to die, then let him die in STYLE!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 02, 2023 01:41 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at February 01, 2023 10:10 PM (KFhLj)
Well, if you're bill clinton you hire him to be your secretary of labor.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 02, 2023 01:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at February 01, 2023 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Reminded you of Shatner, did it?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Mr Papsmear at February 02, 2023 01:45 AM (qfLjt)
Did they find the severed penis in the store on the hot dog roller?
If a Moron has to die, then let him die in STYLE!
Jim
That pnisU hash was a Warning.
Posted by: Miklos, who got off easy at February 02, 2023 01:50 AM (dXghN)
The hard part was finding four more severed dicks for the line-up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 01, 2023 10:12 PM (Qzn2/)
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Not at all, there are guys lopping their dicks off in an effort to get beavers.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mr Papsmear at February 02, 2023 01:35 AM (qfLjt)
FBI lineup? I give you.. Porkys....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbedV0cPajg
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 02, 2023 01:52 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 01, 2023 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Gotta make a living and doin' the best I can.
Posted by: Travelin' Glans at February 01, 2023 10:24 PM (Qzn2/)
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That scrotum is going nuts trying to locate the missing .....
Posted by: Ciampino --- Mr Papsmear at February 02, 2023 01:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pinto from Animal House at February 02, 2023 01:53 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives
I rate this comment as TRUE
Posted by: Miklos the Commenting Stakhanovite at February 02, 2023 01:57 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Miklos redshirt, not feeling good about this planet at February 02, 2023 02:02 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Miklos, pinky raised at February 02, 2023 02:03 AM (dXghN)
Yes! Thank you for asking. The key was bent and I think my employee may have made it worse trying to force it. I had to usher 15 people through the back at 545am, they probably thought I was going to murderize them. But a locksmith came, cleaned it out, made a new key and all was well before the 815a class.
Posted by: Piper at February 01, 2023 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Nice, resolved with *no* sledgehammers or explosives!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2023 10:31 PM (llON
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Damn, I had my C4 all ready in a nice ball.
Posted by: Ciampino - 606, C4, 711, K2 at February 02, 2023 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Same thing you do with a 15-in dildo, but in both holes ...
Posted by: Kamalaho at February 01, 2023 10:33 PM (lwaHO)
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It's got the thing that goes up then?
Posted by: Ciampino - A4, 606, C4, 711, K2, B52 at February 02, 2023 02:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 02, 2023 02:10 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 02:14 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: SFGoth at February 02, 2023 02:15 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ciampino
That explains the random roadside penis.
Posted by: Miklos, noting the dangers inherent in an M-80 at February 02, 2023 02:16 AM (dXghN)
Cylons.
And not very good at hiding it.
Posted by: ZOD Mamet at February 01, 2023 10:38 PM (Q/6pY)
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I thought Stepford couple.
Posted by: Ciampino - A4, 606, C4, 711, K2, B52, 36-24-36 at February 02, 2023 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth
You could use an Iron Rice Bowl as a helmet.
Posted by: Chairman Miklos oo mao mamma oo mao ma mao mao at February 02, 2023 02:18 AM (dXghN)
https://threadreaderapp.com
https://tinyurl.com/65jrcuf4
Good as theory as any
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 02:29 AM (xhxe8)
No Bad Blue tonight
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 02:31 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Miklos Johnson at February 02, 2023 02:31 AM (dXghN)
What do you say when you don't have anything to say? Anything worthwhile? Nothing to contribute to the conversation?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at February 02, 2023 02:41 AM (89Sog)
*tries this red Solo cup with lipstick on it and still some ice*
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old custodian at February 02, 2023 03:07 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old custodian at February 02, 2023 03:09 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2023 03:12 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
Hopefully, he's not a piercist !
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2023 03:13 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2023 03:16 AM (o0Fxd)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2023 03:17 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: LCB Bert at February 02, 2023 03:17 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: pawn at February 02, 2023 03:19 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2023 03:19 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at February 02, 2023 03:20 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2023 03:36 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 02, 2023 03:43 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hunter Biden to Hallie - do you think I had "children burned alive in DONETSK (Ukraine)?" at February 02, 2023 03:50 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Hunter Biden to Hallie - do you think I had at February 02, 2023 03:52 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: Hunter Biden to Hallie - do you think I had children burned alive in DONETSK (Ukraine)? at February 02, 2023 03:53 AM (XTk1T)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 02, 2023 03:55 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 03:57 AM (xhxe8)
PIXY NOOD
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2023 04:01 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: pawn at February 02, 2023 04:01 AM (wsHtO)
Posted by: sidney at February 02, 2023 06:19 AM (itAo5)
How in the world is there NOBOBY fishing down there?
Posted by: The Doctor at February 02, 2023 08:27 AM (zPoFF)
I highly recommend everyone to apply… www.Payathome7.com
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at February 02, 2023 09:31 AM (/UbgK)
There is much confusion over this right now, and it seems like everyone is focusing on the increases in myocarditis, without recognizing that, yeah. We were fully expecting to see an increase in myocarditis.
Israel saw an increase around the time of the vax rollout, you say? You know what else happened right then? A huge spike in COVID.
You know what causes myocarditis at a higher rate than the vax? COVID.
Everyone is pointing at these increases in myocarditis like it's some mystery, but it was totally expected.
The vax does carry an increased risk of myocarditis. However, it has a much smaller risk of myocarditis than COVID, itself. So you have a global pandemic of myocarditis causing virus, and you see an increase in myocarditis during and after the pandemic, and we're all supposed to be shocked by that?
As if it's obviously the vaccines' fault?
You're going to have to do better than that. How about this... what's the rate of myocarditis in people who got vaxxed but never had COVID?
Essentially The same as gen pop pre-COVID.
Holy shit. Maybe it's not the vax? Just maybe?
Posted by: Goober at February 02, 2023 11:53 AM (Hgvgt)
Decriminalization isn't the same as making them legal. There are still "penalties" for using them, just not penal system related. Getting caught with them can and will result in unplanned rehab stays, etc.
It's working well in Portugal and other places it's been tried. Saves lots of money, reduces the need to jail people for usingdrugs, and focuses on fixing the issue rather than punishing it, which is far more productive.
This is a good thing, even though on the surface it might appear to be "coddling criminals" it's actually a better solution for fixing long term drug issues and making these folks productive members of society faster.
Posted by: Goober at February 02, 2023 11:58 AM (Hgvgt)
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AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)