Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/30/23)
Quote I ‘We are supporting the police with their investigation.’ A spokesperson for British Airways
I really don't think you had much of a choice there spokesperson.
Quote II “I think we have to be very careful about what we are as a constitutional republic. I am not a fan of Ilhan Omar. She’s an anti-Semite. She’s a bigot. She’s a racist. She’s a socialist. But that doesn’t mean that we cancel people in this country. Republicans don’t stand for cancel culture. And that’s essentially what this is.” Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)
Quote III “I’ve been trying to understand the driving ideas underneath this globalist utopian tyranny that seems to be developing from the top-down, and I think it’s driven at least in part by this religious vision that I already described — you know, that you have to construe culture itself, especially industrial culture, as the tyrannical father raping and pillaging everything in its way, which is [an] unbelievably dangerous way to think — too one-sided,” Dr. Jordan Peterson
Quote IV “As a result, Moderna made $19 billion in profits over the past two years and its CEO [Stephane Bancel] became a billionaire who is now worth over $6 billion. What is Moderna doing to thank the American taxpayer for their generous support? It plans to raise the price of the COVID-19 vaccine by 400 percent up to $130 when it goes on the commercial market. Meanwhile, it costs just $2.85 to manufacture the product.” Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
In the next installment of the Deplorable Gourmet, crickets and this crap will not be featured, amirite?
New ‘Mega Ranch’ Will Grow 45 Million Pounds of Mushroom Root for Plant-Based Meat Last July, New York-based startup MyForest foods announced the opening of a vertical farm that would grow three million pounds of mycelium a year, all for plant-based bacon. Now competitor Meati Foods is blowing them out of the water with a facility that will be able to produce more than 45 million pounds of product once it’s fully scaled up. The company announced the opening of a factory it’s calling “Mega Ranch” in Thornton, Colorado (a suburb north of Denver) last week. Meati makes a variety of plant-based imitation meat products, or “animal-free whole-food proteins,” including a classic steak, carne asada, a classic cutlet, and a crispy cutlet. The meats are made of 95 percent mushroom root, with additional ingredients including oat fiber, seasonings, fruit and vegetable juices, and lycopene (for color). With up to 17 grams of protein and 12 grams of dietary fiber per serving, the company says the meats are comparable to their animal-derived counterparts in nutritional value.
The faculty lounge meets the board room. Rubber hits the road.
Arrival (NASDAQ:ARVL) became the latest company to announce a sizable headcount reduction on Monday. According to a press release, the company is seeking to lay off half of its global staff in order to reduce operating costs. The cut equates to 800 total employees and will be coupled with “cost reductions in real estate and third-party spending” to reduce operating costs to $30M per quarter. Additionally, the Luxembourg-based EV startup announced the appointment of a new CEO. Effective immediately, Igor Torgov, former Arrival EVP of Digital, will fill the top spot. Torgov replaces interim CEO Peter Cuneo, who himself replaced current board chair and company founder Denis Sverdlov as CEO in late November 2022.
The University of Wisconsin has egg on its face. As well as it should. Create make believe positions get make believe people.
The University of Wisconsin-Madison awarded a $5,000, 10-week residency to an art scholar who pretended to be of Native American descent, so the scholar could develop a "toolkit and curriculum around cultural appropriation," before resigning. Kay LeClaire, who uses they/them pronouns, labeled themselves as "two spirit," an Indigenous term used to describe those who identify with both masculine and feminine qualities. LeClaire had, for years, falsely claimed "Métis, Oneida, Ojibwe and Cuban heritage" and had even adopted an Ojibwe name, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported.
Boo-fucking-hoo.....
Federal employees have already received a 4.6% bump this year from President Biden, but that’s not good enough for Democrats who are proposing another 8.7% raise on top of that because workers were subjected to the supposed cruelty of former President Trump during his administration and the pandemic. The raises affect 2 million federal workers and would take effect in 2024. “For years now, federal employees have risked their health and safety working on the frontlines of this pandemic,” Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-VA) declared in a press release announcing that he and Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI) would reintroduce the Federal Adjustment of Income Rates for FAIR Act to Congress. It is unlikely to pass with Republicans now controlling the purse strings in the House of Representatives.
‘It wasn’t even good’: Subway airport customer says footlong sub with only veggies cost her over $16
'Their quality has gone so down hill.' A user on TikTok has sparked discussion after claiming they paid $23.46 AUD (around $16.78 USD) for a footlong Subway sandwich containing only veggies — and “it wasn’t even good.”
It's only a matter of time before this bullshit flows from the UK to us. Council will BAN most cars from driving through 75% of its roads in enormous crackdown on traffic and pollution
Hackney Council has approved plans for six more low-traffic neighbourhoods
The east London borough already has the highest number of LTNs in the capital
Its three-year Local Implementation Plan aims to tackle traffic and pollution A Labour-run council is set to ban most vehicles from 75 per cent of its roads as it expands its network of low-traffic neighbourhoods. Hackney Council has approved plans to introduce six more of the controversial schemes over the next three years. The east London borough already has the highest number of LTNs in the capital with 19 and half of its roads restricted by traffic filters. The plans will increase this to three quarters of its streets.
Say, about that wind power, is it really feasible?
WHERE YOU GONNA PUT THOSE WIND TURBINES?
There are several reasons why wind and solar energy are doomed to fail, but the most basic is that they are low-intensity energy sources. They produce ridiculously little electricity per acre. Thus, Robert Bryce, one of our top energy experts, calculated in a paper he wrote for American Experiment that if we wanted to get all of our electricity needs from wind turbines, we would have to dedicate an area twice the size of the State of California.
Have an addiction? Besides The ONT that is. Perhaps these remedies will help.
(Natural News) First and foremost, overcoming addictions is physical. The human body has several cleansing organs that get taxed and overworked, in desperate need of cleansing. Second, specific vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants get drained, leached, and depleted from the body due to the addiction(s), making it harder to recover and not relapse, especially for those who are unaware of the natural remedies that need to be replenished. Whether you are addicted to sugar, caffeine, alcohol, or nicotine, there are natural solutions available at health food stores online and in the retail sector, and they won’t cost you an arm and a leg to load up on either. Time to do a little digging. Engage in a little research, and find out the best natural remedies for overcoming common addictions. Don’t feel bad. Don’t blame yourself. Don’t feel defeated. You can win this important battle, and you’ll feel great knowing you came out on top, the natural way.
As a father with 3 daughters I got lucky this never happened to me while fishing with them.
No Top Secret documents. No debt ceiling fight. No FBI violations. Just good old fashioned Otter wrassling.
A family of otters are having the time of their lives playing on the ice. Slipping, sliding, and rolling all over each other. They eventually swim away. Thirty-five-year-old wildlife guide for Yellowstone Adventure Tours Andrea Baratte loves seeing these adorable otters in the park. She shared the captured footage and story with LatestSightings.com.
Born on this day: 30 Jan 1947
Steve Marriott, guitarist and singer/songwriter. He was a major influence on many UK bands. Marriott was a member of Small Faces who had the 1967 UK No.3 & US No.16 single with ‘Itchycoo Park’ plus the 1968 No.1 UK album 'Ogden’s Nut Gone Flake.' Formed Humble Pie who had the 1969 UK No.4 single ‘Natural Born Bugie’. Marriott died in a house fire on April 20th 1991. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 30 Jan 1969
The Beatles with Billy Preston, played their lunchtime rooftop gig on top of the Apple building on Savile Row, London. Lasting for just over 40 minutes it was the last time The Beatles performed live. The played ‘Get Back’, ‘Don’t Let Me Down’, ‘I’ve Got A Feeling’, ‘The One After 909’ and ‘Dig A Pony’. Traffic was brought to a standstill as crowds of people gathered below and watched from windows in nearby buildings. John Lennon ended the performance by saying "I’d like to say ‘Thank you’ on behalf of the group and ourselves and I hope we passed the audition." via thisdayinmusic.com
Are you a The Who fan? Good news for you. A new live LP is coming out.
The Who has announced the release of a new album, The Who With Orchestra Live at Wembley. The LP, which was recorded at the band's 2019 concert at London's Wembley Stadium, is scheduled to be released on March 31. It features Who favorites like "Pinball Wizard," "Won't Get Fooled Again" and "Baba O'Riley," as well as selections from their most recent album, 2019's Who. You can see a complete track listing below. The Who With Orchestra Live at Wembley will be available in multiple formats, including one CD, two-CD/Blu-ray with Dolby Atmos audio, triple black vinyl and a limited-edition yellow, orange and red vinyl set.
Nothing wrong being judged by a jury of your peers. Unless your peer is bedridden. Genius Award Winner.
A 99-year-old bedridden woman is facing criminal charges after she failed to appear for jury duty. Marion Lenko recently received a jury summons at her senior care facility. In December, a summons was sent to her son-in-law Edward Ritchuk, who lives in a suburb of Montreal, Canada, ordering Lenko to appear in January. "When I first received the letter, I thought it was a joke," Ritchuk told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation. Ritchuk emailed Lenko's son, who lives in Florida, but he never sent a response indicating that his mother is unable to serve as a juror. As a result, Lenko is now facing criminal charges.
One is never too old to be a productive and meaningful citizen. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A 100-year-old reading volunteer has been awarded the prestigious British Empire Medal in the 2023 New Year Honours. Peter Davies, a World War II veteran, spends his free time reading to local school children. After losing his wife of 72 years, Davies said he felt like a "lost soul" and so he decided to begin volunteering at Dean Valley Community Primary School in Bollington -- a town and civil parish in Cheshire, England. "I'm sure I get more out of it than the children do. It is a lovely, warm feeling [that] I belong," Davies told the BBC. "I'm not this old man who lives on his own. I'm part of the community, which is great." He says it's also giving him "street cred" in his village.
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Posted by: mindful webworker - mmm flakey at January 30, 2023 10:13 PM (rG5h8)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (UUBmN)
Thanks, the time just escaped me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lassie at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: JT at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Sandy at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (Qzn2/)
Tit-for-tat, Nancy.
It's the only way they'll learn.
Posted by: Game Theory! at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (vSzkg)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 10:17 PM (oQbRJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 30, 2023 10:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Gin Slag at January 30, 2023 10:18 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Theodore at January 30, 2023 10:18 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: OSHA Inspector at January 30, 2023 10:18 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:18 PM (tQL7r)
- Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)
Nancy, you ignorant slut. That's why your dumb ass always loses.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2023 10:18 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 30, 2023 10:19 PM (hnjud)
Posted by: Nancy Mace! at January 30, 2023 10:19 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:19 PM (4wk4O)
- Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)
She doesn't belong in Congress, and she doesn't belong here. She should be charged with fraud and deported.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:19 PM (Angsy)
Tell that to all the NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
Here in N.E. Okla., we've been stuck in below-freezing for a couple of days, and expect a couple more before a break. Other than what looked like a few moments of frozen mist this morning, no precipitation.
Meanwhile, just a few miles north of us, in town, a nice dusting of snow, icy streets, and Daughter had to sweep hail off her front porch. South of us is also reportedly snowed in.
Just lucky we only have MIND-NUMBING COLD! (Relatively. Hardly Minnesota levels, and your mind may vary.)
😬
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing hat and coat inside at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (rG5h8)
Posted by: Meghan Markle at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)
- Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)
The rules have changed since you were last in charge.
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (4wk4O)
Can't keep people in their pods and make them take the latest clot shot if they can just drive away.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (lc5cP)
Who are these Indigenous people and why do they deserve to be capitalized? I lived a few miles from the Navajo nation for 30 years and never did I hear this term, two spirit. I think it's the fake Indian term for bullshit.
Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2023 10:21 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Gentlemen don't read each other's correspondence.
Posted by: Some former Republican loser at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (4wk4O)
Posted by: LRob in OK at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (Yc4N3)
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (YJQJ8)
Without nuts.
Posted by: Meghan Markle at January 30, 2023 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
https://tinyurl.com/4rknsvr7
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)
When you hear, "Essentially," you know it's bullshit.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (SYTee)
That may need some lyrical updates, for Pete and Roger's current status.
Let's get together ..... too late, we got older
Senior wasteland, it's only senior wasteland
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (4wk4O)
Been reading that some chicken feed apparently makes hens not lay any eggs.
I think we need to just re-purpose the bugs-for-humans into chicken feed. Two problems solved.
Posted by: mindful webworker - eggs ackly at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (rG5h8)
Last thread, some were talking about "the comet". It's C/2022 E3 (ZTF). I had to add it to Stellarium's minor object database (you can do that from the solar system editor plugin under configuration, just do an online search on the designation).
Anyway, right now, apparent magnitude is about 5.4. It will be at its brightest on Feb 1. Current position is
RA(alpha) = 8h30min and some change, and declination (delta) = 78d55' and some change. It's moving like a mofo.
That puts it a little above the Little Dipper and slightly to the east.
By Feb 10, it will be close to Mars, but it will be much dimmer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 10:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ALH
But no blanken whites need apply!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
___________
Need to hedge on bankruptcy for this shit. Might actually make some money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (Q4IgG)
That may need some lyrical updates, for Pete and Roger's current status.
Let's get together ..... too late, we got older
Senior wasteland, it's only senior wasteland
Things they do look awful c-c-c-c-c-cold
I'd hoped I'd die
Then I got old
Talking about my degeneration
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (+dlZV)
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (YJQJ
Well, don't leave it sitting in the sun for an hour.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (anj39)
Tabasco.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (SYTee)
Garbage can.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: huerfano
* single tear *
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at January 30, 2023 10:27 PM (P1f+c)
Love the photo up top and the walkway, err, bridge, um, wooden pathway thingie. Fantastic tune behind it too!
Normally one may opt out of jury service once an advanced age is achieved. Poor lady probably didn't know.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2023 10:27 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Official Novdu InformationsNoble People of Novdu are support such effort at January 30, 2023 10:27 PM (N21ad)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 10:27 PM (5oruO)
But you have to have the appropriate qualifications, of course. Here's the "Deputy Director of DEI & Culture" for one of these nonprofits:
I grew up in poverty, unsupported, and alienated for who I was and the choices I made. Now, as a trans, neuro-diverse, indigenous, person of color, my adulthood has been spent fighting for those that find themselves in similar situations.
Posted by: Nancy Mace! at January 30, 2023 10:28 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
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The surprise is it's not rice -- it's grubs!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2023 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Actual Sicilians at January 30, 2023 10:28 PM (hxx40)
Well, hell, that comet is about to transit here at my meridian. It will be comet high noon in less than 9 mins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 10:29 PM (Mzdiz)
Republicans are always telling everyone what Republicans don't stand for. Look, sugartits, everyone's caught on to the fact that Republicans don't stand for anything. Go piss up a rope, Mace.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 30, 2023 10:29 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2023 10:29 PM (zJEfx)
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None of that shit matters. What matters is the Dems banned some GOPers from committee assignments when they were in charge. The GOP *must* return the favor. Dems banned two, so the GOP bans three. The Dems will eventually have a chance to decide whether they want to continue down the same road or to back off.
Or the GOP can puss out and let the Dems get away it without consequences.
And I know what to expect from today's GOP.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (gv7Yb)
Removing someone from a position because they are not qualified and are a possible security threat is not 'cancelling' you dumb bitch.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (+dlZV)
I think we need to just re-purpose the bugs-for-humans into chicken feed. Two problems solved.
Posted by: mindful webworker - eggs ackly at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (rG5h
And surprisingly another chicken farm just burned to the ground, but noting to see here (any more) ...
tinyurl.com/5beh86bk
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (5oruO)
_Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)
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Cum Laude, Saul Alinsky.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (oQbRJ)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:31 PM (tQL7r)
Was he hired away from Dr. Frankenstein?
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2023 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2023 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
So the new rice crispy treats will be Atkins friendly? Well, look at that. There's a silver lining after all.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 30, 2023 10:31 PM (cupoy)
And I know what to expect from today's GOP.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (gv7Yb)
So you're saying Megan Rapinoe has more testosterone and bigger balls than Rona McDaniel McRomney?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Darn it Eris, did bluebell give you an advance copy of the recipe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:32 PM (hOUT3)
Or do we have a new COB?
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:32 PM (4wk4O)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (5oruO)
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Modern Government Corruption
1. Identify societal need
2. Identify organization that claims expertise in alleviating societal need
3. Shovel tax money at organization
4. Collect campaign contributions and in-kind graft from organization, as organization pretends to address societal need and principals get rich
5. Rinse.
6. Repeat
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at January 30, 2023 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
One step below riced cauliflower.
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (4wk4O)
Where can I get one of these alcohol prescriptions?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (+UUvE)
https://tinyurl.com/4rknsvr7
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)
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Koinkadinky from a week ago:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1617911706419879938
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (vSzkg)
tinyurl.com/5beh86bk
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
I wonder if mushroom ranchers ever have any problems with fires.
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (Emce2)
By Feb 10, it will be close to Mars, but it will be much dimmer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 10:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Between clouds and city lights, i cannot even see the Dippers here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Infidel at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (YJQJ
* * * *
{{{Infidel!}}}
Hard boiled egg, Miracle Whip, pickle juice (dill or sweet, your choice), salt and pepper. Yum!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (Emce2)
The stampedes are a sight to behold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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For those of us playing at home....how many chicken farms have burned to the ground? Bueller? Anyone?
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (tQL7r)
Crones of 75 (Sexually knowing)
The ushers are sniffing (Depends overflowing)
The seats are on wheels (Special needs sitting)
Pretty grannies, digging (Prettier GILFing)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Zettai
Hoppin' John for Zettai!
Give generously
Posted by: Miklos will do a two gallon batch tomorrow at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (87dIr)
She's running for President, she just hasn't announced yet.
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (4wk4O)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:35 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 30, 2023 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Seems that more people are wearing masks these days.
It's kind of a dichotomy because many who did are not wearing. Are they promoting masks in the media again?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (oQbRJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres and Rayleen looks like trouble at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (dXghN)
To rest my eyes in shades of grey
Under dreaming spires
To ONT Park, that's where I've been
I got high
(What did you read there?) The haikus lied!
(But why the tears there?) The puns all died.
It's all too beautiful, it's all too beautiful
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (anj39)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1617911706419879938
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (vSzkg)
I think Ukraine said no tanks to that offer....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (4wk4O)
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She should ask Mayor Pete to be her running mate. They can campaign as the Wimp and the Blimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (4wk4O)
tinyurl.com/5beh86bk
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Now starting to sound like insurance scams to get from under the setbacks they've had because of the bird flu and increased operating costs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (+dlZV)
Posted by: Aesthetic Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (N21ad)
Glass got empty.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (anj39)
Was he hired away from Dr. Frankenstein?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Right? Wonder if his hump changes sides?
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (tQL7r)
'Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC)
When you hear, "Essentially," you know it's bullshit.'
I knew it was bullshit because Nancy Mace was saying it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 30, 2023 10:38 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Miklos will do a two gallon batch tomorrow at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (87dIr)
I hear you don't like Romanians.
https://tinyurl.com/mr4a5s6f
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:38 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (Angsy)
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"Take my
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2023 10:39 PM (vSzkg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:34 PM (tkR6S
Perfect opportunity for a clever response, and I can't think of any!
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:39 PM (Emce2)
Where can I get one of these alcohol prescriptions?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (+UUvE)
Seeing as she is basically a glorified waitress, arresting and charging her with a crime seems a little excessive. Just fire her ass, and be done with it.
And give me her number. She sounds like fun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:39 PM (tkR6S)
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They are so cynical
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2023 10:40 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 30, 2023 10:40 PM (PyOKD)
Shooting your mouth off, gonna be a big pol someday
Nancy Mace You Big Disgrace
Shoveling your shit all over the place, singin'
We will, we will fuck you
We will, we will fuck you
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2023 10:40 PM (lc5cP)
Even funnier, a well-known black grifter in Portland set up a nonprofit that got a couple of million dollars post-Saint Fentanyl from governments and foundations.
One of the things he was supposed to do was set up a basic income program (for black people only, of course - here in Oregon, governments no longer have to comply with the Civil Rights Act).
However, the money's disappeared; the nonprofit hasn't made its IRS filing, because it can't find an accountant willing to sign off on the filing; and the grifter himself went "on vacation" in early December, saying he'd be back in "mid-January". No sign of him back in town yet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 10:40 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (tQL7r)
What hump?
Posted by: Igor at January 30, 2023 10:40 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 10:41 PM (oQbRJ)
Old joke of the day:
An old fellow was feeling generally out of sorts. He went to see his doctor, who could find nothing wrong with him.
"Seriously, I recommend that you just go out and get laid. It'll do you a world of good."
So, the old man went to a whorehouse, made his selection, and did the deed.
The whore asked him for payment.
"Payment? You gotta wait for the Blue Cross!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:41 PM (bW8dp)
It's not Cancel Culture that we're standing for here.
It's National Security, and the safeguarding of highly sensitive information that's on the table. And Rep. Omar has absolutely NO business having a seat AT that table.
Then, now or ever again.
Should she hereafter barge her way in, then she should be shot as a spy. And you should be shunned as a Traitor. Or at least, shunned as a dunce, dupe, idiot and patsy. Your betters in the House should slap you, but that'd be unpleasant. Shit splatters.
Now, go grab a roll of toilet paper and start rubbing yourself, until you disappear. That is all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2023 10:41 PM (e6UQI)
https://tinyurl.com/mr4a5s6f
Posted by: OrangeEnt
FAKE NEWS
Hell, Marleen had a Romanian step-mama.
I think Gypsy, but that was Then.
Posted by: Reliable Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:41 PM (hxx40)
She looks about as white as Felicia Somnez from earlier.
Since they are both looking for work maybe Sarah can plug her online job to them. I suspect working together they could make even more money.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (lc5cP)
I'm thinking a bit of booze would be useful for some aviation functions.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (Emce2)
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Bet not, but they will no doubt have problems with water. As in, getting enough water to support their business. Mushroom ranchers need lots of water.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2023 10:40 PM (fUnHJ)
vmom, you want to read something?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 30, 2023 10:43 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (anj39)
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Like getting high?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2023 10:43 PM (vSzkg)
Just to think this through, imagine a Republican candidate that bitched about Jews, publicly hated black people, and was an open national socialist. Would Mace support this person as well?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2023 10:43 PM (lc5cP)
I'm thinking a bit of booze would be useful for some aviation functions.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (anj39)
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It's practically mandatory if you're going to fly your airliner under a bridge.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:43 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
News I can Use
Posted by: Miklos would be a pretty good grifter, probably at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (N21ad)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (Emce2)
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Bet not, but they will no doubt have problems with water. As in, getting enough water to support their business. Mushroom ranchers need lots of water.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (hPMYc)
It's like being a Cob, kept in the dark and fed BS.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Kreskin puts envelope to head
"I see failed bridges"
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 10:45 PM (oQbRJ)
Posted by: Ex-GOP at January 30, 2023 10:45 PM (Tc2CN)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
And that's why I don't eat mushrooms.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (Angsy)
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If they are not holding hands, what is the point?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (xFD/0)
Posted by: 18-1
Yo Bitch, I'M working this side of ONT Street
Posted by: Miklos "Donna" Summer, Working Hard for the Money at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (N21ad)
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Going to need a lot of horseshit.
Posted by: Javems at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ex-GOP at January 30, 2023 10:45 PM (Tc2CN)
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She certainly does seem to have an instinct for the capillary.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (Qzn2/)
Canadian joke:
A man was up on charges of adultery (this was a long time ago, eh?). The husband brought his next door neighbor, Jean-Luc, as a witness.
"Zo, your honor, I just happened to look in ze window, and there was this son of beetch fucking ze hell out of my neighbor's wife."
Lawyer: "Objection! That type of language will prejudice the jury!"
Judge: "Please do not say that, witness. Say "sexual intercourse" instead."
Jean-Luc: "What do dat mean?"
Judge: "It means the same thing, but you can say it in front of ladies."
Jean-Luc: "Okay. Zen he flips her over and starts giving her ze Calgary Stampeder."
Lawyer: "What's that?"
Jean-Luc: "Same thing, but you do it in back of ladies."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:47 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 10:47 PM (xFD/0)
Let me clarify this for ya Mace.
She's the fucking enemy.
And if you want to keep this constitutional republic, you get that through your thick head.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:47 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ex-GOP
Nancy is the only woman I have ever found....interesting
Posted by: Miss Lindsey, all hot and flouncy at January 30, 2023 10:48 PM (hxx40)
Posted by: ALH
I'm waiting for cauliflowered rice. No, no I'm not.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: It's all a shitshow of a farce of a disaster at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (UKe2c)
Maybe, just maybe it's not entirely the candidate that sucks.
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 30, 2023 10:46 PM (KATBx)
Hoping 10-12" that would be some fine eating.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 10:42 PM (anj39)
Way back when the Soviet Union had collapsed and travel was just starting to open up, an Alaska Airlines crew on a flight to Siberia requested, and got, permission from corporate to buy many gallons of vodka for wing deicing purposes.
Seems the Russian ground crews had drunk all the dedicated deicing fluid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (bW8dp)
Jean-Luc: "Same thing, but you do it in back of ladies."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:47 PM (bW8dp)
LOL!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Is that the job description?
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:50 PM (4wk4O)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Is that the job description?
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:50 PM (4wk4O)
Just part of it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
You don't have the melanin content.
The grifter is gay too, of course - it's important to have at least a couple of intersectionality points in woke Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 10:51 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: It's all a shitshow of a farce of a disaster at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (UKe2c)
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I had such high hopes for the Large Hadron Collider.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:51 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:50 PM (4wk4O)
Just part of it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And possibly the Best Part.
Posted by: Speculations by Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:51 PM (N21ad)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2023 10:52 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2023 10:52 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I gots an idea.
Rather that putting a big fan on a tall stick..... put two big fans on an even taller stick! Now you only need one California worth of land.
It's called Engineering, bitches!
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 10:52 PM (P1f+c)
Ok, completely made that up but if it comes true, I want credit. We're deep into the Crazy Years so it's possible.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 30, 2023 10:52 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Villainous words will haunt you.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 30, 2023 10:52 PM (oQbRJ)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (M9w6c)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (dHzaG)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (4wk4O)
It's Happy Doofy Time
It's Happy Doofy time
Posted by: happy Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (dXghN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Mushroom Root?
They don't even use the edible part of a freaking mushroom when they make fake meat?
I can't even.
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 10:54 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ciampino - Twice is a mistake at January 30, 2023 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
Saw a meme yesterday, with Tank Abrams and "Rachel" Levine. Caption read Fat and Trans Fat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (4wk4O)
Only in the hoity toity areas. The plebs just got rain.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:55 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Busy Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:56 PM (dXghN)
And when the wind stops blowing, it will still put out zero. That "two Californias" worth of wind turbines have to all put out at full nameplate capacity achieve that level of output. Will never, ever happen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 10:56 PM (tkR6S)
For a Very Imprtant Date?
Posted by: Busy Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:56 PM (dXghN)
It's better than coming early! Or so they say.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:56 PM (Angsy)
Lawyer: "What's that?"
Jean-Luc: "Same thing, but you do it in back of ladies."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:47 PM (bW8dp)
LOL...
I like that.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 30, 2023 10:56 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Ciampino - Twice is a mistake at January 30, 2023 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
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Please see HR before clocking in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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And we Little Feat fans are grateful
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:58 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: It's all a shitshow of a farce of a disaster at January 30, 2023 10:49 PM (UKe2c)
Oh there you are, scogg! Why don't you kick off the end of the world by ending yourself.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 10:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 30, 2023 10:54 PM (Mzdiz)
LOL
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 30, 2023 10:58 PM (fUnHJ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Twice is a mistake at January 30, 2023 10:54 PM (qfLjt)
The ONT had a late start, so you're not that late.
Posted by: ALH at January 30, 2023 10:58 PM (4wk4O)
Normally one may opt out of jury service once an advanced age is achieved. Poor lady probably didn't know.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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Ignorance is no excuse! Fine + slammer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 10:59 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
It's Happy Doofy time
Posted by: happy Miklos at January 30, 2023 10:53 PM (dXghN)
*swings arms side to side*
Howdy Miklos!
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2023 11:00 PM (yUjc0)
She's right. Republicans don't fight back, they cuck out.
Trying to sell cowardice as principle is the true Republican way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 11:01 PM (Y30y6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I wonder if sucking all the wind energy out of 327,000 square miles of land might affect the climate at all?
That's about 10.5% of the whole continental US.
Posted by: mikeski thinks this idea blows at January 30, 2023 11:01 PM (P1f+c)
Lawyer: "What's that?"
Jean-Luc: "Same thing, but you do it in back of ladies."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 30, 2023 10:47 PM (bW8dp)
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That was funny.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humor in Alberta at January 30, 2023 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kara Labiaga at January 30, 2023 11:02 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2023 11:02 PM (r46W7)
That's about 10.5% of the whole continental US.
Posted by: mikeski thinks this idea blows at January 30, 2023 11:01 PM (P1f+c)
The air mass might just decide to take an alternate route.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 11:02 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Kara Labiaga at January 30, 2023 11:02 PM (xSICi)
"Government is just things we all do together!"
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Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:03 PM (llON8)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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And we Little Feat fans are grateful
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 10:58 PM (tQL7r)
It's always about the chicken before me
Posted by: The Fat Man in the Bathtub at January 30, 2023 11:03 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2023 11:05 PM (H0Csk)
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:39 PM (Emce2)
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First rodeo, eh?
Posted by: 496 at January 30, 2023 11:05 PM (m6kax)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 11:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Miklos is mere puppet of Novdu propaganda at January 30, 2023 11:07 PM (87dIr)
https://tinyurl.com/4rknsvr7
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:24 PM (Angsy)
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She has a great span.
Posted by: Ciampino - Latitudinly Large at January 30, 2023 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
Here's the thing Jordan, we don't require a consortium of different globalist rulers.
I don't need a pill-head, crying Canadian cuck doing my central planning either, buddy.
Here's the 'consortium' I need: a group of men saying "Leave people the hell alone".
That's what we want. Leave us alone. Stop trying to curate society. I have a Lord in Heaven that has given me all the rules and advice I require for a fruitful life.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 11:08 PM (Y30y6)
Posted by: raimondo at January 30, 2023 11:08 PM (I5gi+)
It seems Lady Justice isn't just blind, but stupid as well.
Posted by: madtom at January 30, 2023 11:08 PM (go+84)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 30, 2023 11:08 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: PaleRider at January 30, 2023 11:08 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 30, 2023 11:09 PM (/yVB8)
That's what we want. Leave us alone. Stop trying to curate society. I have a Lord in Heaven that has given me all the rules and advice I require for a fruitful life.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Amen to that, BC. Well said. 👏
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 11:10 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 11:10 PM (Qzn2/)
I like The Who, but c'mon. A live version of songs that have been recorded live (and in studio) before from the guys who did it when they were better and younger?
Why not bring on Yoko and a kazoo to really mix it up a bit, 'cause at this point, The
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 11:11 PM (aXxgO)
You left off the last sentence. Gimme some free money.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2023 11:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 11:12 PM (wAqo5)
Oh, shut the f*ck up.
You suck off corrupt government officials like 4 lipped whore at a dick convention.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 11:12 PM (Y30y6)
Posted by: Marooned at January 30, 2023 11:13 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2023 11:07 PM (anj39)
Sometimes the wind turbines burn themselves.
Ooopsie!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero
I think he's adorable when he just sits in the corner an rocks, rocks, rocks
Posted by: Equally Autistic Miklos at January 30, 2023 11:13 PM (87dIr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 11:13 PM (+dlZV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 11:13 PM (+dlZV)
Please to share some sample comments for the next Art Thread?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:14 PM (llON8)
I'm finished with my commenting Tourette's syndrome for the evening now.
How is everyone?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 11:14 PM (Y30y6)
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing ‘the’ labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college educated, The Who...
Posted by: Associated Press Style Guide at January 30, 2023 11:15 PM (ELYbr)
Posted by: Cicero
Well, is that what it was? Good to know.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 11:15 PM (tQL7r)
So nothing on the securities/bribery stuff, eh? I'm even more encouraged by the Democrat floundering.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 11:15 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 30, 2023 11:15 PM (hnjud)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2023 11:16 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Associated Press Style Guide
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The AP
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2023 11:16 PM (wAqo5)
You grew up mentally ill and made a lot of bad choices that you don't want to to take responsibility.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 11:16 PM (+dlZV)
In the Pacific Northwest, the wind doesn't blow when it is very hot, and when it is very cold. So, wind is useless when dealing with temperature events that stress the electrical system, which means you should build less wind.
The local bureaucracy in charge of "electrical reliability" didn't like that, so they tried to change the assumptions and claim that some wind would be still be operating during extreme temperature events.
The adults in the room slapped them down. There have been big wind turbines in the Northwest for thirty-five years - you don't have to guess what wind will do during extreme temperature events, since we have lots of empirical data.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 11:16 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2023 11:17 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Associated Press Style Guide
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The AP
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Ahem.
Posted by: The Ohio State University at January 30, 2023 11:17 PM (ELYbr)
How is everyone?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
F**ing f**ng FINE
Posted by: Miklos de la Tourette at January 30, 2023 11:18 PM (dXghN)
I'll bet it was the blend that had a thingy that goes up. Toxic brand. Not fit for human consumption.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 11:18 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
It's amazing that openly admitting that you are mentally ill is now considered to be a plus when grifting for money.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 11:18 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 11:10 PM (Qzn2/)
He'd be more coherent were he to express his anal glands.
*pukes*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2023 11:18 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2023 11:19 PM (WsJzn)
I'm finished with my commenting Tourette's syndrome for the evening now.
How is everyone?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2023 11:14 PM (Y30y6)
Hey, I liked that comment!
I'm not outside in the freezing rain so I'll count that as a plus.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:20 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Climate Academia at January 30, 2023 11:21 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Piper
The EBT will only buy so may Cheetos.
He gets like this at the end of the month.
Posted by: raimondo's mom at January 30, 2023 11:21 PM (N21ad)
BULLSHIT. They sat on their asses at home, mostly.
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2023 11:21 PM (B7zYP)
I was recording excerpts today from an opera by Spontini, conducted by, of all names, Wilhelm Keitel.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:22 PM (MoZTd)
BULLSHIT. They sat on their asses at home, mostly.
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Well, they did have to take the vaxx...
Posted by: screaming in digital at January 30, 2023 11:22 PM (ELYbr)
tinyurl.com/5beh86bk
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
I wonder if mushroom ranchers ever have any problems with fires.
Posted by: Emmie at January 30, 2023 10:33 PM (Emce2)
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I'm sure you've seen the expression 'the blaze mushroomed out of control' in the press.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mushroom farmers have culture at January 30, 2023 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Random Observer at January 30, 2023 11:24 PM (9QMtn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 30, 2023 11:25 PM (hnjud)
WHERE YOU GONNA PUT THOSE WIND TURBINES?
"We'll just move people out of flyover country to cities on the coast and build them there. Don't you know Climate is a global emergency?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:25 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Random Observer at January 30, 2023 11:24 PM (9QMtn)
I played Pituitary once. My partner couldn't draw worth crap.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2023 11:25 PM (+dlZV)
Posted by: Practical Cal at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (9QMtn)
Posted by: Climate Academia at January 30, 2023 11:21 PM (aXxgO)
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Convert the whole of DC into a gigantic hot wind farm. No lack of blathering wind there.
Posted by: Ciampino - Between blather and farts ....! at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Is that right? And here I thought they were exempt like Congress, their staff, the USPS, Albert Bourla, et al.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (tQL7r)
Apparently there are elements of the foreign policy establishment still trying to avoid World War Three.
The rabid Uke partisans are not happy:
So tedious to have to do the "escalation" dance over and over. Sanctions, javelins, HIMARS, Patriots, IFVs, tanks...and now jets. Yet another pressure campaign. Why not just lead?
Every concession to the people who want to escalate the war just leads to immediate demands for more concessions.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (2tUFv)
Hmph.
Posted by: Phlebotomy at January 30, 2023 11:27 PM (1vJmm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:22 PM (MoZTd)
Steiner didn't come, then?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2023 11:27 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Practical Cal at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (9QMtn)
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Pay particular attention to the rotisserie section of your local supermarket.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Between blather and farts ....! at January 30, 2023 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos is a shy and retiring sort at January 30, 2023 11:29 PM (87dIr)
Posted by: Practical Cal at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (9QMtn)
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Pay particular attention to the rotisserie section of your local supermarket.
MMMMmmmmm..... extra crispy!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 30, 2023 11:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Is that right? And here I thought they were exempt like Congress, their staff, the USPS, Albert Bourla, et al.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January
Pfizer, Moderna…
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
So they sorta did the exact same things every other person in the country did. See, "out in public" means "frontlines". At least the public fought government to get to the frontlines as opposed to federal employees who fought to run from them.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 11:30 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 11:30 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2023 11:31 PM (CZBWZ)
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
MIKLOS!
Awesome to see you both here🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 30, 2023 11:25 PM (hnjud)
Howdy COMM!
Posted by: Doof at January 30, 2023 11:34 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at January 30, 2023 11:34 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2023 11:35 PM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Piper
I have had zoomies myself.
But only in Yucatan, with Xtabentun, and some chick named Lourdes.
Posted by: Miklos freely admits at January 30, 2023 11:35 PM (dXghN)
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing ‘the’ labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college educated, The Who...
Posted by: Associated Press Style Guide at January 30, 2023 11:15 PM (ELYbr)
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So, Group of Musical People Who Don't Know Who They Are?
or
So, Group of Musical People In Darkness About Their Origin?
or
Hello Darkness My Old Friend .... wait ....
Posted by: Ciampino - Be Silent at January 30, 2023 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Working in a mush mine
Going down down down
Working in a mush mine
Whoops! About to slip down
Posted by: Miklos in best Lee Dorsey voice at January 30, 2023 11:39 PM (dXghN)
Posted by: Theodore at January 30, 2023 11:39 PM (pGonq)
University Removes Slave-Owning Benefactor's Name, His Family Demands Their $51 Million Back
https://tinyurl.com/6ehhzab4
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 11:26 PM (2tUFv)
Only a couple of rungs left on that escalation ladder. They're so close to nukular combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies, they can taste it...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2023 11:40 PM (c5AUL)
Posted by: Piper
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Only my young cats have zoomies, the older ones just look on with an expression of either 'What's going on here?' or 'Disgusting behavior. Jump over me one more time and I will pluck your nuts off'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Be Silent but Deadly at January 30, 2023 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/6ehhzab4
Posted by: Piper
Well Hell.
My fambly was too poor to have slaves.
Work me in somehow.
Posted by: Miklos, Dirt Farmer Descendent at January 30, 2023 11:42 PM (hxx40)
Only a couple of rungs left on that escalation ladder. They're so close to nukular combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies, they can taste it...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2023 11:40 PM (c5AUL)
__________
Biden is picking out the bombing targets every evening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:42 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2023 11:31 PM (CZBWZ)
I got a tour of a mushroom mine which was originally a coal mine. There were these long, raised beds of mushrooms. Each bed held mushrooms at the same growth cycle. So bed A, the mushrooms were a week old. Bed 2, two weeks old and so forth until the bed was picked and then restarted at week one.
After that tour I vowed never to go under ground again. If nukes fly, I'll take my chances topside with the zombies.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 30, 2023 11:43 PM (Ost2s)
Posted by:
My 10 year old cat started this round, and he seems to have lost his kitty mind at the moment. If he jumps over me one more time…
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
Only a couple of rungs left on that escalation ladder. They're so close to nukular combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies, they can taste it...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at January 30, 2023 11:40 PM (c5AUL)
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Biden is picking out the bombing targets every evening.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:42 PM (MoZTd)
I ... don't think *his* targets are Russians.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:43 PM (llON8)
Posted by: the Zombies , AKA Democrats at January 30, 2023 11:44 PM (87dIr)
Both of my cats have zoomies but they are stopping to open cabinets, zoom off, and the zoom back to slam them shut. Its chaos.
Posted by: Piper
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We gave Diana and Ruthie some house time this evening and they behaved very well. On the other hand, their pen outdoors, which is about 1500 square feet, looks like the Western Front in 1917.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:45 PM (MoZTd)
Senkaku islands
Japanese-registered private vessel operating within Japanese-controlled waters was approached by four Chinese Coast Guard ships in the early morning hours of Monday. Tokyo says its coast guard patrols forced the Chinese ships to depart the area.
_Nation and State
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at January 30, 2023 11:46 PM (ocM/X)
Posted by: GWB at January 30, 2023 11:35 PM (B7zYP)
How dare you not censor the words r***s**d o**!
Posted by: Triggered SJW at January 30, 2023 11:47 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: PaleRider
The vegetarian dishes that I've actually liked weren't pretend meat. They were dishes made with beans, rice, vegetables, or whatever, and had interesting spices. There is a store near me that has a great deli. I got some salad there that had grains in it. The salad was yummy, I think it had curry seasoning. The only bad thing in it was the tofu, which I picked out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2023 11:47 PM (0Htd1)
Tokyo says its coast guard patrols forced the Chinese ships to depart the area.
_________
The Senkaku Incident. Look out, Nanking!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:47 PM (MoZTd)
University Removes Slave-Owning Benefactor's Name, His Family Demands Their $51 Million Back
https://tinyurl.com/6ehhzab4
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I seem to remember discussing some West Coast campus (CA?) having that exact problem, with the family wanting a refund with interest.
Posted by: Ciampino - Silent but Deadly at January 30, 2023 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 30, 2023 11:48 PM (Jg7EG)
Sorry
I first read that at Slavic owning
Posted by: Miklosczyszkiewyszki at January 30, 2023 11:49 PM (dXghN)
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
LOL
bonkers kittehs!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:49 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Shipoopi at January 30, 2023 11:50 PM (xKFcT)
Mine just knocked over a dining room chair. Why didn’t I get furry, cuddly Ragdolls? Nooooo. I needed F2 Savannahs! It’s almost 11. The shenanigans better end soon or they are grounded!
Posted by: Piper at January 30, 2023 11:51 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ciampino
Two famous cases-
Dartmouth
Tulane/Newcomb
The money is gone, people. Once the donor is dead any gift is Their Money.
Posted by: Miklos has followed this topic with interest at January 30, 2023 11:51 PM (N21ad)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2023 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
LOL
bonkers kittehs!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at January 30, 2023 11:49 PM (llON
___________
If they ever get opposable thumbs, it's the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2023 11:52 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: GWB
That's why we call it "canola oil" here. Less triggering.
Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2023 11:52 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (Angsy)
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Are you insinuating someone is up the creek without a paddle?
Posted by: Ciampino - like flatulence in a hurricane at January 30, 2023 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 11:53 PM (zDpNV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2023 11:54 PM (cq4C8)
The slogan of the Russian Strategic Rocket Forces (translated) is:
"After us - silence."
A little Russian military humor there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 30, 2023 11:54 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: madtom at January 30, 2023 11:54 PM (go+84)
Well Hell.
My fambly was too poor to have slaves.
Work me in somehow.
Posted by: Miklos, Dirt Farmer Descendent at January 30, 2023 11:42 PM (hxx40)
My family fought to the slaves. Work me in too.
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2023 11:55 PM (rskKm)
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2023 11:55 PM (rskKm)
Posted by: mikeski
Well, of course.
Our dolphin cousins got up marketed to Mahi-Mahi.
Posted by: Sea Bass, AKA Patagonian Toothfish at January 30, 2023 11:55 PM (dXghN)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 30, 2023 10:14 PM (UUBmN)
Thanks, the time just escaped me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at January 30, 2023 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
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Well, you need to keep it on a leash. It's the Law you know.
Welcome anyway.
Posted by: Blind Busker: Lieu? You said 'Lieu' at January 30, 2023 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
I would have never believed this. My world is turned upside down. Dan Fogleberg of Longer Than and Leader of the Band was actually a pretty hard rocker. He had those well known execrable tunes in the late 70s, causing some very unfortunate testicular retraction episodes.
But he had some good rock tunes, I'd have nevet believed it. Dan Fogleberg. The universe really is stranger than we suppose. Seriously though, I'm reading he was a pretty good guy, and died of cancer at a young age.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2023 11:56 PM (WsJzn)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 11:56 PM (zDpNV)
Trimpf!
Posted by: Zettai
I will not wear the black stockings.
I have People named Melania for that.
Posted by: TRUMP2024! at January 30, 2023 11:58 PM (dXghN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 30, 2023 10:16 PM (vSzkg)
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Super-strings? O no, Dark Matter is on the move, the Matrix is alive!!!!
Posted by: Ciampino -- Fish lurk in streams -- Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle at January 30, 2023 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by Piper
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Bwahahaha! Patron's descendants not only asking for their $51 million back. They're also accusing the school of "participating in slavery."
Moar like this, please.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 30, 2023 11:59 PM (tQL7r)
Check out his album "High Country Snows".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2023 12:00 AM (e6UQI)
People are often asked "What would you do if you won the big powerball jackpot?"
Cars, houses and those types of things are nice.
But I would offer $250 million to university endowment funds, but also tell them that I'm a member of the KKK and ask them if that's gonna be a problem.
Then I'd post all the documentation online of the university officials assuring me it's okay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2023 12:00 AM (Y30y6)
Posted by: ALH
I think Vegas has gotten more snow since it's founding as a city than has S.F.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 12:01 AM (KAi1n)
So just send me $19.95 for your official Count BC 3-D glasses, and you'll end up so terrified, you won't know where your pants have gone! Guaranteed! HOWWLLLL!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
https://youtu.be/8SJY6w0HD50
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 12:01 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Full Professorship AWARDED
Posted by: University of Miklos, Institute of Monkey Wrench Deviosity at January 31, 2023 12:01 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Clark Griswold to Todd and Margot at January 31, 2023 12:02 AM (QWBT3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2023 11:54 PM
I'm terrified already and I've no idea whatsoever where my trousers are right now...
Posted by: Zettai at January 31, 2023 12:03 AM (zDpNV)
I went from Little Feet to the Dead to Steely dan back to Atlanta Rhythm Section.
Groovin baby.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:03 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Clark Griswold to Todd and Margot at January 31, 2023 12:03 AM (QWBT3)
Posted by: Miklos is apparently out FOUR DOLLARS at January 31, 2023 12:04 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
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You haven't tasted 'natural' until you've tasted my Mealworm Bolognese with pecorino.
Posted by: Ciampino - Also Periplaneta americana fritters at January 31, 2023 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:05 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Zettai
No tickee, no pants
Posted by: Kind but firm Korean lady at January 31, 2023 12:05 AM (N21ad)
Posted by: Kindly Old Miklos appreciates kind gestures at January 31, 2023 12:06 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 12:07 AM (ABZrG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 30, 2023 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
I can send her a recipe for my Cricket IPA.
I'll warn you though, it's extremely hoppy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2023 12:07 AM (Y30y6)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 30, 2023 11:56 PM (WsJzn)
To get free admittance to concerts in college, I would do all sorts of jobs from door security, ticket taking and so forth. For the Fogleberg concert I was part of a gang setting up the stage in basketball arena.
Fogleberg came in on one of the upper arena floors and was chatting with us. He declined our some what course worded invitation to join us setting up the stage. He did leave us signed copies of the Innocent Age album. It disappeared a couple of years later.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 31, 2023 12:07 AM (Ost2s)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Firearms, in the creek bed.
Posted by: Phlebotomy at January 31, 2023 12:08 AM (Khgxe)
Sorry, I'm not fancy today.
But I'm mellow as heck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:08 AM (U2p+3)
I'll warn you though, it's extremely hoppy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Locust Plague Lager
Posted by: Miklos, actual Zymurgist at January 31, 2023 12:08 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2023 11:54 PM (cq4C
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What if I wear a kilt?
Posted by: Ciampino - Rectum? It almost near kilt them. at January 31, 2023 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 12:09 AM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/bdcr8cj8
My favorite from powerline:
https://tinyurl.com/24u3ww39
Posted by: Javems at January 31, 2023 12:09 AM (3Z6k/)
"As the Raven flies", has kind of a Eagles vibe to it, and actually has a few of them playing on it, with Joe Walsh playing guitar, lots of "who's who" others singing backup, and session musicians.
The reason I detested Dan Fogleberg, our high school homeroom had a jukebox. And somebody would play that wimpy stuff every day, requiring massive infusions of Ted Nugent or AC/DC to stabilize my condition.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 31, 2023 12:09 AM (WsJzn)
But I'm mellow as heck.
Posted by: nurse ratched
*shocked to realize that actually has pants on*
*thank you, Nurse*
*sips, tries to Relax*
Posted by: Miklos, who did Actual Work today at January 31, 2023 12:10 AM (N21ad)
Daltrey and Townsend can certainly do concerts and release albums and play Who songs, but you don't see Paul and Ringo touring as The Beatles, do you?
Posted by: azjaeger at January 31, 2023 12:11 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2023 11:54 PM (cq4C
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What if I wear a kilt?
Posted by: Ciampino
I bet I can do a better Hungarian/Transylvanian accent than you two guys put together.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to win back that FOUR DOLLARS at January 31, 2023 12:12 AM (N21ad)
There's an in-depth documentary on that on Youtube called "Dream Deceivers" (not "Dreamer Deceiver"). The one kid who survived, well, let's just say if you're squeamish, don't look. Mind you, this was the late 80's; facial reconstructive surgery has come a long way. Both kids' parents were fucked-up people.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 12:12 AM (KAi1n)
What a great writer. Spooky, scary, psycho stuff.
I love him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:12 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Miklos, who did Actual Work today at January 31, 2023 12:10 AM
You mean, like, with your hands??
Posted by: Zettai at January 31, 2023 12:12 AM (zDpNV)
https://tinyurl.com/6ehhzab4
Posted by: Piper
Presentism is just one of the Left's many illogical traits.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 12:12 AM (+dlZV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yep, that's when they start ordering using your credit card and computer to order cat toys off of Ebay.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 12:13 AM (tQL7r)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:14 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: GWB at January 31, 2023 12:14 AM (B7zYP)
Posted by: Miklos, Top o' the World, ma! at January 31, 2023 12:14 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 12:13 AM
And sashimi...
...from Japan!
Posted by: Zettai at January 31, 2023 12:14 AM (zDpNV)
Posted by: Zettai at January 31, 2023 12:16 AM (zDpNV)
What a great writer. Spooky, scary, psycho stuff.
I love him.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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*ponders 'Annabel Lee'*
* no, wait, 'Eulalie' *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 12:18 AM (06vRX)
heh
That what I call Charlee sometimes
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres and Rayleen looks like trouble at January 30, 2023 10:36 PM (dXghN)
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Isn't the Little Dipper Markle's princely hubby's dick?
Posted by: Ciampino -- Rectum? It almost near kilt them. at January 31, 2023 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Piper at January 31, 2023 12:19 AM (ZdaMQ)
Apparently he was accused of theft, before I got him from an Islamic Pet Shelter (NO DOGS)
Posted by: Miklos, feeding himself and others well at January 31, 2023 12:19 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Zettai
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Wish I could, Mike Hammer's Cat, RIP, a year ago last month. And, my little dog Sophie, a year ago today. Damn, I still miss those two little critters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 12:20 AM (06vRX)
She should ask Mayor Pete to be her running mate. They can campaign as the Wimp and the Blimp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 30, 2023 10:37 PM (Qzn2/)
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How about The Little Dipper and The Big Dipper?
Posted by: Ciampino - Little Brown Jug at January 31, 2023 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
No sleep last night. Just couldn't sleep. Dunno why. Cold. Hot. Heart palpitations. Weird thoughts. Couldn't focus enough to read or think. Couldn't relax enough to sleep.
Odd. Wonder if it's the green comet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2023 12:22 AM (+dlZV)
Posted by: Ciampino
No
Prince Philip always called him that.
Posted by: Miklos, Palace Insider at January 31, 2023 12:22 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 12:22 AM (63Dwl)
Committee assignments in Congress are not about individual rights, there is zero effect on the ability to air any toxic nonsense a member might want, zero. It's an internal organizing activity of the House, whose majorities write their own rules on that front, per the constitution.
It takes something to stand out in terms of ignorance and stupidity today, but Nancy managed.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 12:23 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Miklos, who tells Darleen her cutest outfit is her Birthday Suit at January 31, 2023 12:24 AM (dXghN)
I remember your critters. I wish a new kitty would find you. Maybe soon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:24 AM (U2p+3)
Could it have been the 6 pots of Coffee earlier that evening?
Posted by: Juan Valdez at January 31, 2023 12:24 AM (WsJzn)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 12:26 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 12:28 AM (ABZrG)
Posted by: rhomboid
No joke! What is it with that South Kakalacky Congressional delegation? Yikes.
I'm turning into a pumpkin soon. So, I bid all the Big, Little, and Medium Size Dippers of the Horde good night.
Posted by: Prime Sister at January 31, 2023 12:28 AM (tQL7r)
Posted by: rhomboid
Happens.
I made a joke about Australians once.
Posted by: Miklos, slings and arrows of oiutrageous Fortune and whatnot at January 31, 2023 12:29 AM (dXghN)
https://is.gd/M34tiS
Someone actually married Slick?
Posted by: Ciampino - Money makes money at January 31, 2023 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Always have a backup:
Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton’s special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May.
Mr. Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest and an extension cord wrapped around his neck 30 miles from his Arkansas ranch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 12:31 AM (Ga8Fv)
Don't think I'll make it.
My hobbit hole does smell lovely though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2023 12:31 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 12:33 AM (Ga8Fv)
https://is.gd/NwMiSP
Posted by: Ciampino - and how many Bobbies are moslems? at January 31, 2023 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, slings and arrows of oiutrageous Fortune and whatnot
None worse than what they’ve elected lately
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2023 12:33 AM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2023 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/11693041
Posted by: Ciampino - some sanity reigns? at January 31, 2023 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/NwMiSP
I’ve been commenting less lately because I am so depressed by our society’s embrace of stupid. I only get enraged by stuff like this. Not sure how big a storm you need to wash this nonsense away.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2023 12:37 AM (/yVB8)
https://mol.im/a/11692483
I still am not used to 'King Charles' rather than Queen Elizabeth.
Posted by: Ciampino - a real Charlie on the throne at January 31, 2023 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/11692605
Posted by: Ciampino - good for spy cameras at January 31, 2023 12:40 AM (qfLjt)
There's no "escalation" from Moscow's point of view that's relevant to their minimal objectives. They're not going to not "liberate" and integrate D & L (absent some near miraculous change in leadership to people who lack a Russian perspective entirely). And that's a mundane blocking/tackling bit of mud wrasslin' that isn't going to be determined by specific hardware.
Lucky drone strike in Moscow. Lucky hit on some airbase (there have already been several such attacks). Assassination (been one of those, too). More tanks from the west.
None of this changes any fundamentals. So long as Moscow has the will and desire to pursue its attainable objectives (pro tip: military non-alignment of Ukraine, by far the top objective, no longer attainable, if it ever was) - it will pursue them. And likely attain them. Boring. No nukes even considered, of course, irrelevant and not very useful. Just a slog.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 12:40 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at January 31, 2023 12:42 AM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Zettai at January 30, 2023 10:13 PM (704pg)
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Богу слава, товаришу!
Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 31, 2023 12:42 AM (HBp0A)
Posted by: Ciampino
I still am not used to 'King Charles' rather than King Charles spaniel.
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 12:43 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 12:44 AM (hjwuP)
Texas roads are effed up. The 2% grade outside is a circus right now. This much ice doesn't happen every year.
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits
Ice again! Will the windmills keep a turning?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 12:46 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 12:46 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 12:46 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Well, they are out there. It's as likely as not that I will find garbage strewn all over tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 12:47 AM (hjwuP)
She's an enemy of the country and it's legal citizens.
We do cancel those, if we want to survive as a country.
That mouth breeder running her sump for that quote is a facilitator and aide for enemy with her twist on logic.
Posted by: Hereogar at January 31, 2023 12:47 AM (fZN3f)
Someone I know has a son who switched jobs not long ago. He was with a very solid mature medical tech hardware company, a great start after school (and they paid for a master's).
"Oh, what's the new job? He left Acme Medical, hmm that seems too bad."
"It's a windmill start-up".
A "windmill start-up". Words fail.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2023 12:49 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Sancho Panza at January 31, 2023 12:52 AM (e8qft)
Posted by: Cervantes at January 31, 2023 12:59 AM (Pnbfv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2023 01:01 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2023 01:07 AM (/yVB8)
Charley the Deuce was also an adroit politician who successfully navigated very treacherous political currents-- unlike his brother & successor, James II, who managed to lose the whole shooting match in 3 short years.
The new King Charles sounds like someone I'd cross the street to avoid. I don't care for any sanctimonious leftwing sermons, thanks.
Posted by: mnw at January 31, 2023 01:13 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2023 01:34 AM (YJQJ8)
Upcoming Star Wars Celebration will have a panel on Drag. And the official Tweet for this ludicrous inclusion really strains the fabric of reality to justify it.
You see dear readers according to Disney, Cosplay = Drag.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 01:34 AM (L4glG)
Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2023 01:38 AM (YJQJ8)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Now comes the memorization of location so that navigation in the dark is possible.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2023 01:46 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 01:47 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 01:48 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2023 01:49 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Do any thang you want to do
Just don't step on my Blue Suede Dingo boots
Posted by: Miklos has other boots, some of which are called "shitkickers" at January 31, 2023 01:52 AM (hxx40)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2023 01:53 AM (ABZrG)
Posted by: Miklos wishes well at January 31, 2023 01:53 AM (N21ad)
Posted by: Miklos with Expression of Concern at January 31, 2023 01:55 AM (hxx40)
Posted by: Miklos does as he does at January 31, 2023 01:56 AM (hxx40)
Actually, the story ends rather sadly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2023 01:57 AM (21vDQ)
Actually, the story ends rather sadly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Sez who?
Posted by: Miklos might need a toothpick at January 31, 2023 02:00 AM (N21ad)
Posted by: Little Black Sambo, with Extra Butter at January 31, 2023 02:02 AM (hxx40)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:03 AM (o0Fxd)
Except ManFey, which is a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Bete at January 31, 2023 02:06 AM (uPLID)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:10 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:03 AM (o0Fxd)
Gingerbread hubris.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:11 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:13 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:14 AM (Mzdiz)
How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?
With a cookie sheet.
What do you call an unidentified gingerbread man?
John Dough.
What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking?
Loaf around.
Posted by: Ciampino - no raisins please at January 31, 2023 02:16 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Honestly, I wouldn't run at all. Or even gear up my Walmart Obesity Assistance Scooter.
Posted by: Lazy, lazy Miklos at January 31, 2023 02:17 AM (87dIr)
Roll me out and pinch my fanny
Eat me up, I'm a gingerbread tranny
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:13 AM (o0Fxd)
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very good JQ
Posted by: Cereal - no California Raisins please at January 31, 2023 02:18 AM (qfLjt)
Roll me out and pinch my fanny
Eat me up, I'm a gingerbread tranny
Posted by: JQ
Well tip me over and pour me out
Posted by: Miklos can do the Teacup Dance at January 31, 2023 02:19 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: huerfano at January 30, 2023 10:21 PM (dTFZY)
I think it's a Canadian thing, originally.
Posted by: Fox 2! at January 31, 2023 02:23 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:24 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: High on the Hog (so to speak) Miklos at January 31, 2023 02:25 AM (N21ad)
It’s the pastryarchy.
Did you hear about the grandma who died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night?
The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of “munch-housing-syndrome.”
What does the gingerbread man have for nipples?
Oreoles.
Posted by: Ciampino - punnng for fun at January 31, 2023 02:25 AM (qfLjt)
The full justification starts with how Padme would dress up followed by asserting Cosplay = Drag.
But yeah Crossplay is the accurate term but only those of us who attend anime cons would get that reference. So they dumbed it down for the masses and themselves.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 02:27 AM (L4glG)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:28 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:29 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 02:29 AM (L4glG)
Posted by: Ciampino - the natives are restless at January 31, 2023 02:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos can play this game all night, but won't at January 31, 2023 02:32 AM (dXghN)
Who decides?
Doesn't matter, as long as they're *not* YT yurro-peons
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:34 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Ciampino - the natives are restless
Me.
These are my People.
https://www.lumbeetribe.com/
Posted by: Miklos has an American Old Mama at January 31, 2023 02:35 AM (N21ad)
Are you trying to stir up a roe?
Posted by: Anna Puma
The best caviar is Finnish
Posted by: Miklos can play this game all night, but won't at January 31, 2023 02:32 AM (dXghN)
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You misspelt finished.
Posted by: Ciampino - Just like 'leftover' bacon at January 31, 2023 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 02:36 AM (L4glG)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Just watched my recording of Tucker tonight. He did a segment on the chicken-feed/egg-laying problem.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 31, 2023 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos bought the Big Jar at January 31, 2023 02:38 AM (87dIr)
So THERE
Posted by: High on the Hog (so to speak) Miklos at January 31, 2023 02:25 AM (N21ad)
I'd love a tube of Kalles Kaviar. I think they sell it at IKEA. On Wasa with sliced leeks. To die for.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:39 AM (Mzdiz)
There was an episode of Columbo, I think the one where Robert Culp was the murderer, the subliminal messaging murderer (Culp was 3-time murderer).
Anyway, there's caviar at the murder scene, and Columbo helps himself, and likes it. Then somebody tells him how much that shit cost. He puts it down and backs away... slowly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 31, 2023 02:40 AM (Mzdiz)
So THERE
Posted by: High on the Hog (so to speak) Miklos at January 31, 2023 02:25 AM (N21ad)
Pautzkes ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2023 02:41 AM (H0Csk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 02:43 AM (L4glG)
Posted by: Miley
Confirm address on Miley Mill Road and I will arrange.
Posted by: Miklos sez txt at January 31, 2023 02:44 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2023 02:46 AM (L4glG)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
When I arrive at Publosian Acres to pick up a book and retrieve a Fine Piece of Attire, I will pay all debts due and payable in Kallesian tube form.
Can't get this though
https://tinyurl.com/bdvrr8k7
Posted by: Miklos will do his adequate best at January 31, 2023 02:49 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: Miklos sez txt at January 31, 2023 02:44 AM (dXghN)
Do you have access to IKEA?! That would make a great birthday present! You could bring it with you.
Bring two. I hope to gawd I can find leeks.
*salivating*
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Speaking of Columbo, Sundance TV is running S1, E1 of Columbo. Jack Cassidy is the murderer, Martin Millner is the victim.
This was the first episode of the regular series that began. There were two others before that, but they weren't any regular season episode. THe very first one was sort of movie, that introduced the Columbo character. Late '60s. This was sort of proto-Columbo. The character hadn't fully developed in the disheveled faux stumble-bum.
The next one was a pilot for a regular series. Lee Grant played a lady-lawyer murderer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 31, 2023 02:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos had a girlfriend from Finland (you wouldn't know her) at January 31, 2023 02:55 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: SFGoth at January 31, 2023 02:55 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 02:58 AM (o0Fxd)
The only thing I can say in Finnish is "Hyvä herra, mikä jalkahiki!" I learned that from a friend at the circuit board factory. She said it at the end of every day.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos had a girlfriend from Finland (you wouldn't know her) at January 31, 2023 02:55 AM (dXghN)
Well I won't ask for two three-packs. Funny, I always assumed that was Swedish, what with the blue and yellow tubes.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
That rain coat is in the Smithsonian. Rightly so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at January 31, 2023 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)
https://tinyurl.com/msyfzhv9
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
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Can one be gobsmacked and flabbergasted at the same time?
So if Black people don't win everything every time then it's racyss. I'd tell them to find a corncob, cover it in epoxy, then stud it with old razorblades or broken glass and, when set, use it to ream their own fartclams.
Posted by: Ciampino - Just like Left at January 31, 2023 03:12 AM (qfLjt)
I think we are supposed to give everything to these whiny bastards and then evacuate the planet.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:13 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:13 AM (Mzdiz)
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I do too. But no caviar from a fartclam.
Posted by: Ciampino - only chocolaty stuff at January 31, 2023 03:16 AM (qfLjt)
(I call Listeria 'hysteria')
https://is.gd/oQ6qXx
Now that's a lot of meat. Is it going to become pet food or hog feed?
Posted by: Ciampino - all that salame at January 31, 2023 03:19 AM (qfLjt)
Newborn baby girl with umbilical cord and placenta still attached is abandoned in shrubs outside Florida trailer park: Shocked neighbor thought one-hour-old's cries was a CAT - then discovered her just wrapped in blanket.
https://mol.im/a/11692415
Posted by: Ciampino - Just angry, no words for this at January 31, 2023 03:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, tending to agree at January 31, 2023 03:22 AM (N21ad)
Left to fester, listeria infections can cause miscarriages in pregnant people.
AYFKM? When will this bullshit ever end?
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 03:23 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, Official Terminologist at January 31, 2023 03:27 AM (N21ad)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:27 AM (Mzdiz)
"Madam you have advanced prostate cancer so we'll try and take it out. You'll have to urinate sitting down after that." [how silly is that?]
Posted by: Ciampino - Just angry, no words for this at January 31, 2023 03:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JB at January 31, 2023 03:28 AM (TO8Xm)
Posted by: Miklos, Mystified at January 31, 2023 03:30 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino - Just give me that demerol will you at January 31, 2023 03:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, undisorganized at January 31, 2023 03:34 AM (hxx40)
These women who manage to get knocked up but don't want a child-- How TF? I mean, besides *not having sex*-- birth control (in many forms) is available, accessible, free from many sources.
UGH!
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 03:35 AM (o0Fxd)
I refute your terminology and substitute my own.
Posted by: Miklos, Official Terminologist at January 31, 2023 03:27 AM (N21ad)
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A good way to terminate crazy terminology is a 45 or AR-15. Otherwise hire a Terminator 3000.
Posted by: Ciampino - One of these days someone will snap at January 31, 2023 03:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos, Conspiracy Theorists say YES at January 31, 2023 03:36 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: Miklos has Hobbies at January 31, 2023 03:37 AM (N21ad)
No. Everything should die to save me from discomfort.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Like everything, it's around here somewhere.
Posted by: Miklos, undisorganized at January 31, 2023 03:34 AM (hxx40)
I'll text and you can find it later.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos has Jammies at January 31, 2023 03:44 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:44 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at January 31, 2023 03:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures? ----- Aisle B, back
Posted by: Ciampino - Termineightor = Terminator's horse at January 31, 2023 03:46 AM (qfLjt)
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Reducing CO2 is what could kill the planet, so... NO.
Gimme *all* that's required for my procedure, Doc.
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 03:47 AM (o0Fxd)
Miklos, your hash keeps changing. Probably hitting some that are banned along the way...
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 03:49 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Ciampino
abbastanza bene
Posted by: Il Miklosio at January 31, 2023 03:51 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: JQ
Posiblemente
ISP does the hash changes.
Hoping for something to add to the previous classics.
Posted by: Miklos should buy lottery tickets according to his hashes at January 31, 2023 03:53 AM (87dIr)
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2023 03:56 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: JQ at January 31, 2023 03:56 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
"lights the lady's cigarette*
"That's a lovely dress, Mrs. Publius"
Posted by: Miklos, but you can call me Eddie at January 31, 2023 03:56 AM (hxx40)
Posted by: Miklos, but you do you at January 31, 2023 03:58 AM (N21ad)
Posted by: Miklos, doing the jobs even American Skip won't do at January 31, 2023 04:04 AM (dXghN)
Posted by: Miklos, but you can call me Eddie at January 31, 2023 03:56 AM (hxx40)
This old thing? Why, I only wear it when I don't care how I look!
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