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Mike Pence Says He's Got Classified Documents At His Home, Too

Donald Trump gets grief for a lot of his personnel picks. And one of the bad ones was Mike Pence.

The insult that Obama directed at Biden applies to Pence: There is nothing that Pence can't f*ck up. He'd get lost following the recipe for boiling water, and wind up voting with the Democrats to ban gas stoves.

So now comes this blockhead to rescue Biden.

A lawyer for former Vice President Mike Pence says that a dozen classified documents were discovered at Pence's home last week, and that the files were turned over to the FBI.

A source close to the matter told CNN that the files were discovered at Pence's Indiana home last week. The FBI and Justice Department's National security Division have launched a review of how the documents got to Pence's home.

More on this idiot's tale:

Vice President Mike Pence informed Congress Tuesday that he discovered documents bearing classified markings in his Carmel, Indiana, home on Jan. 16 from his time as vice president.

Following the revelations that classified documents from President Biden's tenure as vice president were found at the Penn Biden Center think tank and Wilmington, Delaware, the vice president's team conducted searches of Pence's Indiana home and the office of his political advocacy group, Advancing American Freedom.

According to his team, Pence informed the National Archives on Jan. 18 of a small number of potential classified documents found in two small boxes. Another two boxes contained copies of vice presidential papers. The National Archives then informed the FBI per standard procedure.

Pence attorney Greg Jacob wrote on Jan. 18 to Acting Director Kate Dillon McClure of the White House Liaison Division National Archives and Records Administration to inform her of the papers "containing classified markings."

After the documents with classified markings were discovered, they were immediately put into a safe, according to the Pence team.

Note he could have searched his home for classified documents when Trump was being blitzed by the Deep State, but said, "Nah, I'll just put that on my 'to-don't' list."

Apparently it's not even determined these are classified documents -- they just have classified markings. Someone will have to decide if they really are classified.

So this could be a false alarm from Stonebrain McGee over here.

How many classified documents do Michael Hayden, James Clapper, and John Brennan have in their safes?

It is time for all federal officials and Congressmen to conduct a search of their premises and announce whether they have classified documents, giving them 30 days limited amnesty to make that declaration, and then promising to prosecute them all to the fullest if they fail to declare and are later found to have such documents.

That's a kinder bargain than they gave Trump.

Comments

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1 I'm shocked. SHOCKED

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 24, 2023 02:15 PM (N1tpc)

2 Arrest him.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 02:15 PM (4KlMk)

3 Nixon/Agnew for the win.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 24, 2023 02:15 PM (ZSK0i)

4 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

5 Dare I claim. " First"?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2023 02:15 PM (WhP3q)

6 No, you may not.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (ZSK0i)

7 So, is it time for all federal officials and Congressmen to conduct a search of their premises and announce whether they have classified documents, giving them 30 days limited amnesty to make that declaration, and then promising to prosecute them all to the fullest if they fail to declare and are later found to have such documents?

That's a kinder bargain than they gave Trump.

=========

How about this instead:

Declassify everything right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

8 He really is kind of a blockhead, isn't he?

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (vZqvS)

9 According to the mainstream published Left, the appropriate penalty for Trump was hanging. I remember.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (nWzZQ)

10 Guess not. Bummer.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (WhP3q)

11 Gee thanks! What a fucking Boy Scout you are Mikey!



This dude never misses a chance to step on his own dick.

Posted by: ballistic at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (oXNqT)

12 Who would have guessed that what ORANGEMANBAD must be destroyed for is something every president (and, apparently, vice-president) has done.

And, in Trump's case, insists that he declassified and just had "markings".

Apparently "Markings" trump a presidential order.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (N1tpc)

13 The Deep State will protect its own.

Fuck Pence

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:16 PM (V6f9+)

14 Dare I claim. " First"?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2023 02:15 PM (WhP3q)

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (N1tpc)

15 As all these jabrones come out and admit they have noc lists in the underwear drawers the question becomes who are they trying to insulate from prosecution and for what documents is that insulatee hiding?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (0Qrr3)

16 White House press sec has aged a decade in the last 10 days.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (E7vND)

17 Honest to God. How fucking stupid are the people we elect to govern us?

Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (dTFZY)

18 Strange no one thought to check until now, isn't it.

I mean, I kind of sort of remember classified documents being a thing briefly back in August.

Also odd the National Archives hasn't been crying for these documents, whatever they are. Because I hear tell they really wanted them back when it was Trump.

Huh.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (nWzZQ)

19 Stonebrain McGee = Race Bannon

Posted by: m at January 24, 2023 02:18 PM (hWiTk)

20 awwww someone felt left out!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 24, 2023 02:18 PM (w0NJk)

21 16 White House press sec has aged a decade in the last 10 days.
Posted by: Redenzo at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (E7vND)

That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)

22 Pence got his orders, clearly. Wonder if the documents were there last week, or if they had to get them for him... either way, this is trying to give Joe a fig leaf rather than something "coming out"... at least, other than Pence as a wholly-owned stooge of the same folks who gave us Joe, but the smart money was on that anyway.

Posted by: American Hawkman at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (VfMhS)

23 "Apparently it's not even determined these are classified documents -- they just have classified markings."

One of them is apparently titled, "Directions to the Men's Room". So count me as skeptical.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (K7FU5)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Beat them all. Beat them like the red-headed six-year-old stepchildren of fanatical evangelical parents.

Posted by: A modest proposal at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (s2na+)

26 "Markings" are what a dog leaves on a fire hydrant.

Posted by: m at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (hWiTk)

27 Pence had to do it.. It was starting to look Iffy for Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (bs+z0)

28 President Oblama, dou you have any noc lists in Michele's underwear drawer?

Posted by: The question no reporter will ever ask at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (0Qrr3)

29 Where's the FBI raid?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (AW6rC)

30 They gave Trump a bargain?

They raided his wife's panty drawer......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

31 I think Mike is just having a bit of Attention Deficiency Disorder. That is, he hasn't been getting enough attention lately.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (nfrXX)

32 Nothing from Kamala yet? They must be weighing the pros and cons of how useful she might be going forward.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (76Foq)

33 Imagine if there were some master index of top secret documents and official copies made, and who checked them out.

but that would be too hard, I suppose, and not worth the extra work. After all, we don't seem to care who has those documents or if copies were made. Oh, well

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (xhaym)

34 Ex-VPs having classified docs is a felony.


Trump has the power to un-classify anything he wants.

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (gmo/4)

35 Even *I* know Pence is a big dummy.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (C1Zwz)

36 LaMike, you big dummy!

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (PZvjL)

37 "Lamont the Big Dummy at 02:15 PM"

Piker.

Posted by: Mike the Blockhead Pence. at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (K7FU5)

38 17 Honest to God. How fucking stupid are the people we elect to govern us?
Posted by: huerfano at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (dTFZY

Very

Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (WhP3q)

39 Disc sander dermabrasion until all facial features are gone.

Posted by: Feeling highly vengeful at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (s2na+)

40 willowed dammit:

>Did Garland take office fully planning on destroying the very concept of an honest and fair justice system or did he go in planning on putting his thumb on the scale

he's no different from any Dem AG- keep the shit away from The Boss, and torment the Boss's enemies

Posted by: DB at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (geLO8)

41 17 Honest to God. How fucking stupid are the people we elect to govern us?
Posted by: huerfano
________

I don't understand the question.

Posted by: Patty Murray at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (gf7Ez)

42 I had the impression that Pence may have been weak but still a fundamentally decent and goodwill.
I guess I was wrong.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

43 Pence is bailing out Biden to hurl- Trump! Really! Paul Ryan agrees!

Posted by: Legion of Boom at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (6U1c2)

44 Whoopsie......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Repeating from the previous thread: I suspect that Garland is pissed about being made to take the heat for the Mar a Lago raid, and ordered the DOJ to find all these missing docs that people knew were taken over the years. Hence why Biden's lawyers were rooting through his files: they were told to go find those documents.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (wmDcS)

46 ... or "markings" are what a skunk leaves on whatever it aims at.

Posted by: m at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (hWiTk)

47 Eh, throw Mikey in the J6 lockup. He'll like it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

48 7 That's what I came to say.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (24fqN)

49 One thing Mike Pence does well is assist Joe Biden.

Heckuva job, Mikey!

Wonder how many classified documents Obama has laying around? More or less than 23,000?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)

50
That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)



Furthering my theory that women shouldn't swallow lady juice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

51 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)


I see you're still forgetting to take your socks off.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

52

Hmmm,, I can only raise one arm,, the other one just kinda' flops around. That's good though, no worries here

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (vwCZJ)

53 I'd just shred and burn such documents if I found them. The looky-what-I-found spectacle doesn't seem kosher to me.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (ppBhU)

54 We are ruled by idiots.

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (ZVuYy)

55 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)

I know, they start looking like aging rock idols

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (xhaym)

56 Mike Pence was a good pick for Trump.

Posted by: A person afraid of the LGBTQ lobby at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (5DTn7)

57 Maybe Pence deserves a good charging in Old Sparky.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (pohLc)

58 narf

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (xhaym)

59 42 I had the impression that Pence may have been weak but still a fundamentally decent and goodwill.
I guess I was wrong.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (eGTCV)

Probably thinks he's doing God's work, like David French hiring a bull from backpage.

Posted by: Self-righteousness is still righteousness, right? at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (s2na+)

60 So, he's running for president?

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (v0R5T)

61 49 Wonder how many classified documents Obama has laying around? More or less than 23,000?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)

Irrelevant!

Posted by: m at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (hWiTk)

62 Italics?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pohLc)

63 Hey Rocky,
Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (AW6rC)

64 Even *I* know Pence is a big dummy.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at January 24, 2023 02:20 PM (C1Zwz)



"I prefer Idiot Savant."

- - Mike "The Analimal" Pence

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: DB at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (geLO8)

66 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)

Furthering my theory that women shouldn't swallow lady juice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Well not exclusively, at least. I know Vivid Video had some interesting films...best viewed as a cautionary tale, of course.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (V6f9+)

67 GET IN MUH BELLY!!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Donald Trump gets grief for a lot of his personnel picks. And one of the bad ones was Mike Pence.

In fairness, he had a lot of people fooled. He presented well, spoke well, and lo and behold, was a snake.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

69 55 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)

I know, they start looking like aging rock idols

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (xhaym)

You mean like this couple?
https://is.gd/kUpXVs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (ynpvh)

70 This is also gives Biden a talking point should some reporter be bold enough to ask him about his document problem, "Look, Jack. Why don't you ask Pence? This is normal."

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (mR6Gs)

71 Eh, throw Mikey in the J6 lockup. He'll like it.
Posted by: jim


Yep, deny him access to lawyers, throw him in solitary for shits and giggles, deny him medical care - oh, and make him take a 're-education' course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (XF9Gj)

72 58 narf
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (xhaym)

Narf?

Posted by: m at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (hWiTk)

73 Dick "Dick" Cheney next.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (8GeFp)

74 Hmmm,, I can only raise one arm,, the other one just kinda' flops around. That's good though, no worries here
Posted by: John Fetterman at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (vwCZJ)


It means the metamorphosis is beginning. Soon you will be a glorious cockroach in truth!

Posted by: Gregor Samsa at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (xhaym)

75 It is time for all federal officials and Congressmen to conduct a search of their premises and announce whether they have classified documentss[s/], find a toaster and take a bath with it.

----

FIFY.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

76 > he had a lot of people fooled. He presented well, spoke well, and lo and behold, was a snake.

you could describe most politicians this way

Posted by: DB at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (geLO8)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (oINRc)

78
Well not exclusively, at least. I know Vivid Video had some interesting films...best viewed as a cautionary tale, of course.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (V6f9+)



I'm betting even those stars of the TV screen wind up batshit cray cray later in life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

79 The difference between Trump, Pence and Biden is that only one of them was POTUS at the time they took the documents and only the POTUS has ultimate and complete declassification authority over any document he chooses. In other words, Trump did absolutely nothing wrong. Pence and Biden did and Biden was even worse because he took documents when he was a Senator with zero declassification authority.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)

80
Mike "Deputy DoRight" Pence strikes again.

He used to flag down police cars to tell them he'd riven 26 in a 25 mph zone.

Posted by: portlandon at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (+oR7L)

81 49 One thing Mike Pence does well is assist Joe Biden.

Heckuva job, Mikey!

Wonder how many classified documents Obama has laying around? More or less than 23,000?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)

This.

This is all about barkies secret stash and making sure it's all diffused by the time they find them in kalorama.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (0Qrr3)

82 This keeps up, the barrel gonna get FAT....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

83 I bet this guy doesn't even realize that he just gave his foreign and domestic enemies everything they need to ensure he's never again relevant. And he did it for free. At least when Slow Joe sells out he gets something out of the deal!

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (PZvjL)

84 62 Italics?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (pohLc)

I blame the Italicans

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (ynpvh)

85 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
........

That's doubtful. I bet you'd take thirds in a heartbeat.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (v0R5T)

86
I see you're still forgetting to take your socks off.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)



I'm sleepy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

87 What's so hard about figuring out what you can take home and what you can't, or shannot?
Is everyone hoping to use these documents to write a best seller?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

88 The thing Pence doesn't realize is that HE HAS NO FRIENDS. Nobody gives a tired and pimpled rat's ass about him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (pohLc)

89 Wonder how many classified documents Obama has laying around? More or less than 23,000?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)


It's funny how Obama's name doesn't even come up in all these stories.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (mR6Gs)

90 If so, this points to Ops being pulled, like I suggested earlier:

@CBSNews 30m

Earlier this month, former VP Mike Pence told
@costareports
his staff, at end of Trump admin., “reviewed all of the materials in our office and in our residence to ensure that there were no classified materials that left the White House or remained in our possession.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (XF9Gj)

91 "Even *I* know Pence is a big dummy."

Remember when the biggest knocks on Pence (from the left) was that he was a 'theocrat' ala Handmaid's Tale? Too hungup to be in a room alone with a woman not his wife? Good times.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (24fqN)

92 Mike "Deputy DoRight" Pence strikes again.

He used to flag down police cars to tell them he'd riven 26 in a 25 mph zone.
Posted by: portlandon

You know it is all an act, right? Just like Biden was the poorest, most honest man in the Senate. They are all the opposite. He is a scumbag.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (8GeFp)

93 Pence is falling on the sword.

He on the pilot manifest to Pedo Island?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Well not exclusively, at least. I know Vivid Video had some interesting films...best viewed as a cautionary tale, of course.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:23 PM (V6f9+)


I'm betting even those stars of the TV screen wind up batshit cray cray later in life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

Sadly, yes. A few have their heads screwed on right, but drugs and bad boyfriends did a number on most of the Golden Age pornstars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)

95 Wonder what Pence uses as his Frenchy nom de plume on Twitter.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (nnp+f)

96 71 Eh, throw Mikey in the J6 lockup. He'll like it.
Posted by: jim

Yep, deny him access to lawyers, throw him in solitary for shits and giggles, deny him medical care - oh, and make him take a 're-education' course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 02:24 PM (XF9Gj)

The Muslim call the prayer is always a nice touch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (ynpvh)

97 89 Wonder how many classified documents Obama has laying around? More or less than 23,000?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (KSNKu)


It's funny how Obama's name doesn't even come up in all these stories.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (mR6Gs)

It's so funny

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (V6f9+)

98 The thing Pence doesn't realize is that HE HAS NO FRIENDS.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Are you saying he's a man of constant sorrow?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (XF9Gj)

99 Mike "the Lawn Chair" Pence.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)

100 Amazing how everyone now seems to have their "lawyers" pawing through their underwear drawers just randomly searching for marked classified documents. What brought all this on?

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at January 24, 2023 02:28 PM (exm8+)

101 Wonder what Pence uses as his Frenchy nom de plume on Twitter.
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (nnp+f)

Pierre Delecto Jr.

Because they both act like they're saints.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:28 PM (mR6Gs)

102 Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

The Shadow knows.

Posted by: creeper at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (cTCuP)

103 86
I see you're still forgetting to take your socks off.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)


I'm sleepy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

My favorite two-pack of socks...
https://is.gd/UPaep7

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (ynpvh)

104 Yeah, everyone who deals with politicians knows they don't pay attention to classified handling rules. That's what makes what happened to Trump really enraging. If they searched any politician's house who routinely deals with classified information they would find some stashed in a box or desk someplace. That's why spies spend the most effort spying on DC rather than military installations. Military installations actually have security, usually follow the rules, and seriously punish those who don't. DC on the other hand just don't care.

I think the SCI program was invented to keep politicians from losing $h1t that actually matters.

Posted by: mikethemoose at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (8Hsmj)

105 95 Wonder what Pence uses as his Frenchy nom de plume on Twitter.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM

Monte Bishop

Posted by: portlandon at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (+oR7L)

106 re you saying he's a man of constant sorrow?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2023 02:27 PM (XF9Gj)

He's seen trouble all his days

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (mR6Gs)

107 It's funny how Obama's name doesn't even come up in all these stories.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (mR6Gs)
---
He had no scandals. So say we all!

Posted by: Establishment Press at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (krQz2)

108 Is everyone hoping to use these documents to write a best seller?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

Great Brian Dennehy/James Woods flick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (V6f9+)

109
Sadly, yes. A few have their heads screwed on right, but drugs and bad boyfriends did a number on most of the Golden Age pornstars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)



I can tell you the 2 lickalotapi across the street are insane in the membrane.....and they're destroying their adopted black daughter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

110 They need to raid Bug Eyed Adam SCIF...I'm sure he has ALL the documents

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (sI15f)

111 I wouldn't give 2¢ for Pence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Not a Real Simulation at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (FVME7)

112 They raided his wife's panty drawer......

And there was a 100% suicide rate among agents assigned to check Dr. Jill's panty drawer.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (ZGrMX)

113 Tucker was teasing that there is "evidence" that Hunter used some of Joes purloined classified Docs in his business dealings and would talk about it tonight...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

114 Pierre Delecto Jr.

Because they both act like they're saints.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:28 PM

Does Pierre Sr have binders full of classified documents?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (eGTCV)

115

I dunno about you, but all those politicians make my skin crawl

Posted by: Gregor Samsa at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (xhaym)

116 Sadly, yes. A few have their heads screwed on right, but drugs and bad boyfriends did a number on most of the Golden Age pornstars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)

Well being a pornstar isn't very conducive to getting a life long commitment from a high quality man. You do collect the odd Hunter Biden on occasion, for what that's worth.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (pohLc)

117 It's funny how Obama's name doesn't even come up in all these stories.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (mR6Gs)
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Because everyone knows that Emperor Obama I, long may he live, is as pure as the wind-driven snow...(wait, that's racist, isn't it?)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (zR7zg)

118 Alternatively, the dumbass could have said, "I highly recommend that my party not pursue further investigation of FJB because of the institutional double standards the DOJ applies to such investigations. If the democrats don't like what he did, it's up to them to sort it out. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (8AONa)

119 Probably thinks he's doing God's work

Posted by: Self-righteousness is still righteousness, right? at January 24, 2023 02:22 PM (s2na+)

I sincerely doubt it.

We have this idea that people can't sleep at night unless they have a clear conscience. Unfortunately that only applies to normal people.

Some have no conscience. Some justify their actions on "doing what they have to do" (ie getting paid) for their "family".

I'm sure still others put it on the Lord, but the number of malefactors who *say* they're doing the His work vs actually believing it is likely quite a ratio.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (hQjlM)

120 How many of these others left their shit lying around with their crack head son while he was a wheelin' and a dealin' with our enemies.
Just more distractions from the real news.

Posted by: From about that time at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (4780s)

121 Pence trying to stay relevant. "My religious beliefs prevent me from being a tranny , so I'll say I have classified documents. Look at me "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (dHzaG)

122 Sadly, yes. A few have their heads screwed on right, but drugs and bad boyfriends did a number on most of the Golden Age pornstars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)

Endless cock comes with a price

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)

123 110 They need to raid Bug Eyed Adam SCIF...I'm sure he has ALL the documents

Posted by: Miss Issippi at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (sI15f)

He shoved them up his ass so the'd be in a Shiff/SCIF...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (ynpvh)

124 I can tell you the 2 lickalotapi across the street are insane in the membrane.....and they're destroying their adopted black daughter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

"lickalotapi"...I'm so stealing that...if I can spell it again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (V6f9+)

125 "See? It's pretty typical. Pence, like Biden, cooperated with authorities. This is not at all like Trump. We can't punish everyone, so we encourage all former government employees to perform a self-audit and turn over any classified materials in cooperation with the Department of Justice. We will review classified materials handling training for all government personnel and mandate retraining were necessary. Everyone should take note of the differences between these incidents and the willful lawbreaking of the former president and do the right thing so we can put this sad affair behind us and continue working to advance the people's business."

Posted by: Coming Soon from the DoJ at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)

126 Pelosi's house has been searched for top secret documents and pink hammers. Right?

Posted by: torabora at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (+LkNp)

127 I'm not sure how to spell Oopsie in Hoosierese?

Posted by: DaveA at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (FhXTo)

128 Biden/Pence 2024 Unity Ticket!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (8m37N)

129 Tucker was teasing that there is "evidence" that Hunter used some of Joes purloined classified Docs in his business dealings and would talk about it tonight...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)


The Bidens appear to have been running a subscription library of classified documents over the years.

I bet they expected Hunter to clean it up, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (xhaym)

130 Lamont your not the biggest dummy, look at Pence

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (37FTx)

131 Interesting chart.

https://tinyurl.com/5952awzx

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (8GeFp)

132 117 It's funny how Obama's name doesn't even come up in all these stories.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (mR6Gs)
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Because everyone knows that Emperor Obama I, long may he live, is as pure as the wind-driven snow...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (zR7zg)

Don't eat the brown or yellow snow...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (ynpvh)

133 DC on the other hand just don't care.

I think the SCI program was invented to keep politicians from losing $h1t that actually matters.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (8Hsmj)
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Most of that information can probably be had by the highest bidder.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (zR7zg)

134 Help us, slow news day Gorn. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (PyOKD)

135 Is everyone hoping to use these documents to write a best seller?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

Great Brian Dennehy/James Woods flick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (V6f9+)
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Dennehy played the prison, right?

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (krQz2)

136 I know librarians who can track every fucking book in the library. WTF do archive keepers of state secrets do all day?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (0chEi)

137 So...are these idiots from the Beltway just incredible stupid, lazy or corrupt?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (anj39)

138 122 Sadly, yes. A few have their heads screwed on right, but drugs and bad boyfriends did a number on most of the Golden Age pornstars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM (V6f9+)

Endless cock comes with a price

Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)

A buffet that blows.

Posted by: Kumala at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (ynpvh)

139 If they dragged Mike pence out and roped him up behind a 4X4 and dragged him down 5 miles of gravel road would anyone even throw him a jar of wild yam salve?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (pohLc)

140 Pence is always helpful to the left. The conservatives? Not so much.

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (DcKNO)

141 Odd, I do not remember Pence offering this information during the Maralago raid...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

142 Be sure and "count" them Mikey.

Posted by: DaveA at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (FhXTo)

143 To Pence's credit, he was never alone in a room with those documents.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (rqgpJ)

144 Still think this document crap is a MacGuffen

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (37FTx)

145 You know it is all an act, right? Just like Biden was the poorest, most honest man in the Senate. They are all the opposite. He is a scumbag.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:26 PM

I know. His "Aw shucks" Mayberry fake assery is beyond compare. He's got it down as like Mike Huckabee.

Posted by: portlandon at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (+oR7L)

146 113 Tucker was teasing that there is "evidence" that Hunter used some of Joes purloined classified Docs in his business dealings and would talk about it tonight...

Posted by: It's me donna





Link :


https://tinyurl.com/2g8s8f56

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (0t3vP)

147 Mike Pence Says He's Got Classified Documents At His Home, Too
........

Good grief, what an ass.

Posted by: wth at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (v0R5T)

148 You know who this helps?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (xFDKt)

149
"lickalotapi"...I'm so stealing that...if I can spell it again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (V6f9+)



It is the plural of the lesbian dinosaur, the lickalotapus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

150 I know I'm not around here much lately, but who is Lamont The Big Dummy? Is that Ace's latest nom de guerre?

Posted by: johnd01 at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (uVQvU)

151 They are all corrupt. When I was laid off from the law firm in March, I packed my stuff in a box. Before I left I asked the receptionist (there for 30 yrs) if she wanted to see what I was taking. She said, no we trust you.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (ZEa+g)

152 Damn sock.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (0t3vP)

153 150 I know I'm not around here much lately, but who is Lamont The Big Dummy? Is that Ace's latest nom de guerre?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (uVQvU)

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

154 So does that get Trump cleared too? Because Adolf Brandon is toast regardless.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (I+ZWa)

155 124 I can tell you the 2 lickalotapi across the street are insane in the membrane.....and they're destroying their adopted black daughter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

"lickalotapi"...I'm so stealing that...if I can spell it again.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (V6f9+)

urban dictionary says it has two t's.

Posted by: Kumala at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

156 Great Brian Dennehy/James Woods flick

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (V6f9+)
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Dennehy played the prison, right?
Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023

Could being in possession of classified documents lead to time in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (eGTCV)

157 Lickalotapus, the singular of the plural, lickalotapi.

Posted by: torabora at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (+LkNp)

158 The Bidens appear to have been running a subscription library of classified documents over the years.

I bet they expected Hunter to clean it up, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (xhaym)

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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke off of classified documents through rolled-up Zimbabwean $100 trillion bills.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (8m37N)

159 149 LOL

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (24fqN)

160 Although if Lamont was a new cob, we'd be saying we liked the cut of his jib.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

161 Hillary had a freaking server in her basement LOADED with classified material.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (0t3vP)

162 133 DC on the other hand just don't care.

I think the SCI program was invented to keep politicians from losing $h1t that actually matters.
Posted by: mikethemoose at January 24, 2023 02:29 PM (8Hsmj)
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Most of that information can probably be had by the highest bidder.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Brits have teh same issue with the Official Secrets Act--it is used to coverup government official misdeeds more than protecting the information from spies.

Over classification of documents is a thing in government but the funny thing is that during the Cold War, some Russian spies spent a lot of time at agency public reading rooms. Reportedly, they obtained the Y12 uranium separation facility blueprints from unclassified Corp of Engineers documents.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (bDjBG)

163 If they dragged Mike pence out and roped him up behind a 4X4 and dragged him down 5 miles of gravel road would anyone even throw him a jar of wild yam salve?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (pohLc)
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Depends. Does wild yam salve actually soothe wounds or does it burn like red hot pokers?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (zR7zg)

164 It would be pretty hilarious if Mike Pence is the only one to go to jail for this. And this bit of idiocy on his part really deserves for just that to happen to him.

Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (+Cgut)

165 "We can't punish everyone, so we encourage all former government employees to perform a self-audit and turn over any classified materials in cooperation with the Department of Justice. We will review classified materials handling training for all government personnel and mandate retraining were necessary."
Posted by: Coming Soon from the DoJ at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (t0OGg)

Yep, that's what's going to happen. Everyone not named Trump is going to get a one time free pass, just because.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (76Foq)

166 I wonder if Mitt Romney has anything to confess?
You just know that cartoon has a stash.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (pYuip)

167 Back home again, in Indiana.

Posted by: Mike Pence at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (4I/2K)

168 Still think this document crap is a MacGuffen
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 02:33 PM (37FTx)


Biden has been leaking confidential information for decades, the docs are the macfuffin, the treason is what is being hidden

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (xhaym)

169
urban dictionary says it has two t's.
Posted by: Kumala at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)



Well, it's WRONG then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

170 Trump made mostly bad picks. Wray in the FBI. Bill Barr. He needs to go away.

Posted by: alan stern at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (A9Ltt)

171 Honest to God. How fucking stupid are the people we elect to govern us?
Posted by: huerfano
________

I don't understand the question.
Posted by: Patty Murray at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (gf7Ez)



I don't get it.

Posted by: Mazie Hirono at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

172 know I'm not around here much lately, but who is Lamont The Big Dummy? Is that Ace's latest nom de guerre?
Posted by: johnd01 at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (uVQvU)
++++
In a thread last week, Ace apparently missed that some video he commented about was just run in reverse. I didn't see the thread, but he put in the sidebar afterward:
I'll be commenting all this week as Lamont, because I'm a Big Dummy. Yes of course. I'm such an idiot.

Apparently he's a dummy, and so he is Lamont this week.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

173
Waiting for this asshole, Rick Snyder and Mitt Romney to form up and repeat their assertion that Biden has a wonderful family and is a great father.

Biden 2024. This time with extra NeverTrump.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (j4U/Z)

174 I see Biden is giving hundreds of millions of dollars more to left-wing groups. Total amount given to groups on the right is still at zero.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (tQa/5)

175 112 They raided his wife's panty drawer......

And there was a 100% suicide rate among agents assigned to check Dr. Jill's panty drawer.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM

---------------

I have the distinct feeling the panty drawer is the one with the flies buzzing around it and has the scent of the wharf at low tide.

Posted by: portlandon at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (+oR7L)

176 It appears that our top men don't really think that having classified documents around is that big of a deal.

Posted by: scottst at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (nEDaf)

177 Evan McMuffin says he has some of those documents too and asks for someone to raid him, please, to make him feel relevant.

Posted by: Roy at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (rqgpJ)

178 Tucker was teasing that there is "evidence" that Hunter used some of Joes purloined classified Docs in his business dealings and would talk about it tonight...

-It's me, Donna

He probably found them while looking for the 'Vette's owners manual.

Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2023 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)

179 Yep, that's what's going to happen. Everyone not named Trump is going to get a one time free pass, just because.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 02:35 PM (76Foq)
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Yup. Just like that one-time amnesty back during Reagan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)

180 131 Interesting chart.

https://tinyurl.com/5952awzx

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (8GeFp)

Look at their view of Satanism vs. Fundamentalist Mormons...

Posted by: Kumala at January 24, 2023 02:37 PM (ynpvh)

181 Whoops, whoopsie, whoopsie.

- Yer Betters

Posted by: Archer at January 24, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

182 Every single member of Trump's Administration was a fuck up.

He even put Mitch McConnell's wife in his Cabinet, but tell me again how Trump stood up to McConnell and the Establishment.

Posted by: Indrid Cold at January 24, 2023 02:38 PM (ylqad)

183 "Evan McMuffin says he has some of those documents too and asks for someone to raid him, please, to make him feel relevant."

Raid me. I def feel left out.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:38 PM (24fqN)

184 ++++
Yup. Just like that one-time amnesty back during Reagan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)



He f*cked up. He trusted them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

185 Pence, like most of the GOP is a phoney. Fuck him and his -so-called religious family.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 02:38 PM (D25PY)

186 136 I know librarians who can track every fucking book in the library. WTF do archive keepers of state secrets do all day?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (0chEi)

That's not really how classified stuff works. It is the information more so than some specific quantity of documents that is classified/secret/top secret/special clearance.

And there tends not to be much aggregation for security reasons. Most aggregation occurs in order to declassify stuff down the road, otherwise the documents would all just be burned and forgotten.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:38 PM (eYoxG)

187 Ugh, off hoovering sock!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

188 Ob+ama just had his minions give him the Cliff Notes version of top secret documents so he didn't have to bother reading anything.

No, the minions didn't have clearance but it didn't matter because he did.

Posted by: torabora at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (+LkNp)

189 Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up! Lock Him Up!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (yEMHD)

190 Interesting chart.

https://tinyurl.com/5952awzx
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:32 PM (8GeFp)
++++
Sure, Democrats prefer Wiccans to Jews, but it is important to understand just how much of an influence the smokin' hot Elizabeth Montgomery was. Favorability of witches went up dramatically!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

191 Hillary had a freaking server in her basement LOADED with classified material.
Posted by: Dr Spank

I kept some questionable documents in my pantry with my cupcakes.

- Mike “Paper Chaste” Pence

Posted by: Rex B at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (dCMcd)

192 Pence won't go to jail.

In fact he's probably shooting the cover for his next book, "My Shit Smells Like Roses... and If You Taste Just One Thing This Year It Should be My Pee" by Mike Pence.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (wzwuR)

193 171 Honest to God. How fucking stupid are the people we elect to govern us?
Posted by: huerfano
________

I don't understand the question.
Posted by: Patty Murray at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (gf7Ez)


I don't get it.
Posted by: Mazie Hirono at January 24, 2023 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

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hahhaahaha you guys are funny.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 24, 2023 02:40 PM (DcKNO)

194 144 Still think this document crap is a MacGuffen
-----------------
Yep. Better to be pilloried for small shit than big shit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 24, 2023 02:40 PM (0chEi)

195 We need a Truth and Reconciliation Committee on purloined classified material. No charges if you admit wrongdoing and bring back the documents. Then you charge EVERYBODY.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2023 02:40 PM (0t3vP)

196 Pence?
Fcuk that guy in particular ...but not for over classified, over dramatized bullshit

Posted by: Voter theater. at January 24, 2023 02:40 PM (ZUVu/)

197 113 Tucker was teasing that there is "evidence" that Hunter used some of Joes purloined classified Docs in his business dealings and would talk about it tonight...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0)

Something has Clown World putting on a big production. Trump likely is the only person to have suffered the D.C. shithole and not sold classified documents to the highest bidder. Obama may get tossed to the wolves finally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:40 PM (KSNKu)

198 Don't various municipalities hold periodic "Cash for Guns" events? We need this for government slobs and their abuse of standards and practices as it relates to classified information. We'll look away granting amnesty if you come forward now.

In the future we'll hold follow-up events for firing squads.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (Jg7EG)

199 Prosecute Pence, too.

Posted by: Iblis at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (9221z)

200 Interesting chart.

https://tinyurl.com/5952awzx

======

Either I'm going blind or one religion in particular does not seem to be included.

Posted by: From about that time at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (4780s)

201 He doesn't. The plan is to take pressure off Brandon with this BS.

Posted by: espinostifer at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (3uf3+)

202
-------

hahhaahaha you guys are funny.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 24, 2023 02:40 PM (DcKNO)



I'll make you a Man hat in.

Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

203 Again it deserves asking...

If the National Archives was so careful and amazing and important, it knew exactly what Trump had and asked for them back multiple times, how come it hasn't been concerned about all these other missing files?

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (wzwuR)

204 TRUER NEWS:
Pence's get out of jail free cards were discovered and turned over to the FBI.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (D25PY)

205 He probably found them while looking for the 'Vette's owners manual.
Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2023 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)

I cannot see Biden owning a Chilton's manual for his 'vette.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

206 Why do they feel like need to take the documents home as opposed to saying they're done with the job and don't need them
Is it about keeping certain facts out of the public eye?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (eGTCV)

207
In fact he's probably shooting the cover for his next book, "My Shit Smells Like Roses... and If You Taste Just One Thing This Year It Should be My Pee" by Mike Pence.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:39 PM (wzwuR)

I LOL'd. I can see his cheesy mug on that cover in my mind's eye.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (oINRc)

208 urban dictionary says it has two t's.

Correction: four (4)

Posted by: DaveA at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

209 Mmmmm…Elizabeth Montgomery…mmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (D7Wd9)

210 Endless cock comes with a price

Nuh uh!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)

211 Kamala is keeping her classified documents distributed among a network of school short-buses that she tracks via Venn diagrams.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (mo9/n)

212 183 "Evan McMuffin says he has some of those documents too and asks for someone to raid him, please, to make him feel relevant."


Now you can have the finest in classified documents delivered right to your home! With our new My Classified Documents documents, you'll never have to worry about being completely ignored by everyone ever again!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (cupoy)

213 Endless cock comes with a price
Posted by: JoeF. at January 24, 2023 02:31 PM (mR6Gs)


You had me at "endless".

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)

214 Tucker was teasing that there is "evidence" t
====

Might be that one of Hunter's emails was a bit plagerized, perhaps off a classified document?

Apple, tree, etc.

Posted by: From about that time at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (4780s)

215
Back home again, in Indiana.
Posted by: Mike Pence


Sing a song of six, Pence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (63Dwl)

216 203 Again it deserves asking...

If the National Archives was so careful and amazing and important, it knew exactly what Trump had and asked for them back multiple times, how come it hasn't been concerned about all these other missing files?
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (wzwuR)

The National Archives doesn't have broad knowledge on what classified materials are in existence. It would depend on self-reporting essentially.

Say the military starts developing a next-gen fighter. National Archives doesn't automatically know that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (eYoxG)

217 They are all corrupt. When I was laid off from the law firm in March, I packed my stuff in a box. Before I left I asked the receptionist (there for 30 yrs) if she wanted to see what I was taking. She said, no we trust you.
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 02:34 PM (ZEa+g)


Heh!
The client list fit nicely in the back pocket huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (anj39)

218 FWP: It is a shame to have to settle for goulash for lunch when you have pork loins on the smoker.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (yQpMk)

219 More details would be nice.
...found in two small boxes...
What kind of 'small box'?
Like a shoe box? An empty girl scout cookie box?

Or maybe the GSA standard banker box that every fricken agency in the fed gov uses... the ones that can literally hold a case, 20 reams, ten thousand pages of paper.

And they went through it all, probably dozens of boxes, page by page, and found just a few pages marked as classified.

Or were they already segregated as the good stuff and kept in a special place separate from dozens of travel vouchers etc.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (pYuip)

220 Either I'm going blind or one religion in particular does not seem to be included.
Posted by: From about that time

Islam? It's on there.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 02:44 PM (ZEa+g)

221 I want Joe to be given the keys to the Corvette. Maybe he'd go on a long road trip or drive straight into a decorative lamppost across the street.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

222 Washington Post begins laying off workers days after Jeff Bezos visit

https://tinyurl.com/35h8cxab

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 02:44 PM (FBkLm)

223 55 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)


I still look like a million bucks... Should have been cast for Top Gun 2

Posted by: Call sign Charlie at January 24, 2023 02:44 PM (og5mY)

224
The Best and Brightest, people.

Bow to your Betters.

The guy running the corner snow cone stand has a better organizational grasp than does the US gov't run by these clowns.

No wonder everybody in the world except the American people have a say in how the country is run.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2023 02:44 PM (KLPy8)

225 Heh!
The client list fit nicely in the back pocket huh?
Posted by: Diogenes

lol

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 02:45 PM (ZEa+g)

226 211 Kamala is keeping her classified documents distributed among a network of school short-buses that she tracks via Venn diagrams.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (mo9/n)

Kamala's classified documents are written phonetically, so they should be easy to identify.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:45 PM (KSNKu)

227 Why do they feel like need to take the documents home as opposed to saying they're done with the job and don't need them
Is it about keeping certain facts out of the public eye?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (eGTCV)


If that's the case, why not just shred them?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

228 Kamala's documents are under Willie Brown's desk.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 24, 2023 02:46 PM (XvQxw)

229 National Archives doesn't automatically know that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (eYoxG)

I totally get that and it's my point. How did they know what Trump had?

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:46 PM (DaTNQ)

230 good heavens, how stupid are these people we elect?

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (mnUzy)

231 I still look like a million bucks... Should have been cast for Top Gun 2
Posted by: Call sign Charlie at January 24, 2023 02:44 PM


Do not fall for this, Horde. Do not search.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (Wnv9h)

232 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)




https://is.gd/rFgS0z

Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

233 It's believable that Pence and others are thinking that it might be a good idea to check to see if they've stolen any classified documents, particularly those who have flat-out stated that they would never ever do such a thing because that would be wrong, as Pence did on CNN last November. But they're only now finding out that they actually did what they say they didn't?

How does that work? I'm going to steal classified information but I'm not going to know that's what I'm doing. I'm going to store it in my house which has so many documents that nobody has even bothered to look at them for all these years, much less organize them. I don't have a clue what is stored in my house which I paid a lot of money for and have a lot of employees to take care of.

It's things like this that make me think there really is some sort of resistance movement going on. There's got to be a lot of others who are starting to wonder if they actually committed the crimes they were so glad to see Trump attacked for. Maybe within a few years, they'll get around to actually looking at what they have at home. Not that we'll ever hear about it.

Posted by: ChrisW at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (PEgT0)

234 Pence has value, at least to me: He shamelessly displays the back-scratching f*ckery that the anointed perform for each other. Additionally, in this case, he shows the lengths to which the club covers for each other - I think this will be a surprise for some voters. Not us, but others. The more this shit goes on, the more the cabal loses support.

Dams don't normally catastrophically fail, they're undermined by the steady drip drip drip of small failures that grow large. Hopefully, that is what will happen here eventually.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (qoGsy)

235 These people make my head hurt...
Ima gonna go out and do some target practice....😳
See y'all this evening!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (F2Bjy)

236 F*ck.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

237 17 -- My question exactly. I damn near blew a mouthful of ice water out through my nose when I saw the headline.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (z7W9M)

238 222 Washington Post begins laying off workers days after Jeff Bezos visit

https://tinyurl.com/35h8cxab
Posted by: SMH
--------------------

Street says Jeff won't be able to buy the Washington Commandos unless he sells WaPo.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (ziH0B)

239 229 National Archives doesn't automatically know that.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (eYoxG)

I totally get that and it's my point. How did they know what Trump had?
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:46 PM (DaTNQ)

Oh Trump almost certainly communicated all of what he had with him as part of the exit/transition process. Iirc there was ongoing dialogue and cooperation well before the FBI raid, which was both arbitrary and unnecessary.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (eYoxG)

240 Apparently, the Aretha Franklin/Natural Woman thing was a parody.

POE's Law, you know.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (krQz2)

241 My takeaway is that 95% of all the fucking paper these pols handle is marked classified, whether it's sensitive or not. The sheer volume of the crap makes it impossible to manage or control it.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (24fqN)

242 208 urban dictionary says it has two t's.

Correction: four (4)
Posted by: DaveA at January 24, 2023 02:42 PM (FhXTo)

https://is.gd/xepHZy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

243 "So now comes this blockhead to rescue Biden."


The Pence fumble makes me believe that Joe will see it as reinforcement for the action he wants to do anyway: Dodge all blame, responsibility, accountability, being an idiot, putting America at risk, etc.

He will claim he never took the documents his lawyers and the FBI discovered. He will claim he has absolutely no idea how or when the documents got to the places they were discovered. Period. The less he says, the better for him.

As always, Joe will deny he did anything wrong. Accepting responsibility for any of it goes against his nature. He will believe any admission of intentional or accidental mishandling of classified materials will hurt both his chances for re-election and his legacy. Total denial also puts him above Trump, who he will brand a treasonous criminal in the same speech he denies all responsibility for the documents found on his properties.

To get away with it, Joe needs the Special Counsel, Wray, and Garland to ultimately say their investigations show Joe did nothing wrong. Period.

Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (AMIL/)

244 So, Pence disqualified himself from future office...

Fine by me...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (exHjb)

245 Islam? It's on there.
Posted by: Infidel
----
I stand corrected. And worried about my eyesight, I scanned it twice before commenting.

Posted by: From about that time at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (4780s)

246 >>>Kamala's classified documents are written phonetically, so they should be easy to identify.

>Kamala's classified documents are usually hand written notes in her itinerary for after-hours fellatio.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (Jg7EG)

247 Trump gets nothing kind
Trump gets nothing gentle
Trump gets hell because they are demons

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (ziH0B)

248 241 My takeaway is that 95% of all the fucking paper these pols handle is marked classified, whether it's sensitive or not. The sheer volume of the crap makes it impossible to manage or control it.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (24fqN)

When everything is classified, nothing is...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

249 Pence is dense.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (4I/2K)

250 1984...from a feminazi POV:

https://tinyurl.com/yyfvvkyh

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (FBkLm)

251 Say the military starts developing a next-gen fighter. National Archives doesn't automatically know that.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

We could ask the Chinese what Mitch has sent them regarding that.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (qoGsy)

252 This a good read on the Hunter's potential use of daddy's classified briefing material : https://tinyurl.com/2oe5kuxp

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (0t3vP)

253 I've got classified docs too! Hey, you, over here! LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Larry Hogan at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (CwhoI)

254 I know librarians who can track every fucking book in the library.

WTF do archive keepers of state secrets do all day?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Each other.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (4KlMk)

255 Dams don't normally catastrophically fail, they're undermined by the steady drip drip drip of small failures that grow large. Hopefully, that is what will happen here eventually.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (qoGsy)

Slowly. Suddenly.

I was generous giving this shitshow 10 years. Five, tops.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (KSNKu)

256 hat's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)
https://is.gd/rFgS0z
Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Jeez....You don't want to go into the shitter after that sodomite gets out of it.

Nasty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (yEMHD)

257 I've got no problem charging Ex-VPs with felony possession of classified docs.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (wNDOJ)

258 250 1984...from a feminazi POV:

https://tinyurl.com/yyfvvkyh

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (FBkLm)

Bleeding heart liberals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

259 good heavens, how stupid are these people we elect?
Posted by: IC - #FJB

To infinity! And beyond!!
-- Buzz Lightyear

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (qoGsy)

260 Trump had an ongoing dialogue and had invited them to come to FL.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (ziH0B)

261 I promise that if I'm elected, I'm walking into the White House with nothing but a couple changes of clothes and some clean underwear. And after eight years, I'm walking out the same way. The next guy can go through all the papers and clean up the mess.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (76Foq)

262 I stand corrected. And worried about my eyesight, I scanned it twice before commenting.
Posted by: From about that time

I had to embiggen to see it.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (ZEa+g)

263 Pence is dense.


And he has no sense.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (D7Wd9)

264 Don't you even DARE think about Chuck Schumer at a time like this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Pence and Joey didn't have the power to declassify documents, Trump did, so he's in the clear on that front, or should be.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (0t3vP)

266 That's a kinder bargain than they gave Trump.

Posted by Lamont the Big Dummy

But was it CONSENSUAL

I mean consensual-consensual

Posted by: Miklos, making Whoopie at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (JZ+h1)

267 Time was, being 'below the salt' was the status demarcation. Now it's not having classified documents stashed at your various abodes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (4I/2K)

268 My position now is for any local, state or national politician is that they are vile, corrupt, lying sacks of shit until proven otherwise. I am less disappointed that way.

To think what a naïve and trusting person I used to be.

Posted by: Cheri at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

269 256 hat's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at January 24, 2023 02:19 PM (V6f9+)
https://is.gd/rFgS0z
Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Jeez....You don't want to go into the shitter after that sodomite gets out of it.

Nasty.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (yEMHD)

The nipple pinch was a nice touch...not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

270 Pence is dense.


And he has no sense.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (D7Wd9)



Anybody want a peanut?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (yQpMk)

271 "I had to embiggen to see it."

If I had any confidence in polls, I'd find it more interesting.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (24fqN)

272
Jeez....You don't want to go into the shitter after that sodomite gets out of it.

Nasty.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2023 02:50 PM (yEMHD)



Looks like John Candy playing a role.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Why do they feel like need to take the documents home as opposed to saying they're done with the job and don't need them
Is it about keeping certain facts out of the public eye?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (eGTCV)

I can't imagine these hardworking politicians actually doing work much less after business hours. My bet they are grabbing the classified documents as payback for donors' money and/or to sell for more donations.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (Ost2s)

274 There's no accounting for coprolalia.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (sWM8x)

275 241 My takeaway is that 95% of all the fucking paper these pols handle is marked classified, whether it's sensitive or not. The sheer volume of the crap makes it impossible to manage or control it.
Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (24fqN)

There is certainly that aspect of things. Automatic classification of communications from certain people is harder to deal with than a limited set of information that you proactively gather and handle.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (eYoxG)

276 254 I know librarians who can track every fucking book in the library.

WTF do archive keepers of state secrets do all day?
Posted by: Puddinhead
-------------------------

They are like the little old ladies that keep the records at county court house. ......they know everything

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (ziH0B)

277 I thought Mike Pence was dead, died on Jan 6 of 2020 if I remember right.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (xhxe8)

278 Pence is a fence who takes their ill gotten gains and washes it to make it clean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

279 Don't you even DARE think about Chuck Schumer at a time like this.
Posted by: Sponge

I lie back (or bite the pillow) and think of Chuck all the time.

Posted by: Mitch the (rhymes with Mitch) at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (DcGz9)

280 241 My takeaway is that 95% of all the fucking paper these pols handle is marked classified, whether it's sensitive or not. The sheer volume of the crap makes it impossible to manage or control it.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 02:48 PM (24fqN)

When everything is classified, nothing is...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 24, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

It's not the documents themselves that matter (or at least, not that much), it's having the security clearance, and the higher, more limited that clearance is, the higher the status of the holder. In DC, having a clearance is considered an entitlement and having it yanked for any reason is a public disgrace.

Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)

281 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...

**************

The lesbians in real life never look like the ones I see on Pr0nhub either. I would almost think them classy pr0n sites were guilty of false advertisement or something

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)

282 They don't take classification seriously, think government property is their own, and break other laws anyway without consequence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

283 227 Why do they feel like need to take the documents home as opposed to saying they're done with the job and don't need them
Is it about keeping certain facts out of the public eye?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:41 PM (eGTCV)

If that's the case, why not just shred them?
Posted by: Jordan61
-----------
They could but Pence is deliberately trying here to save Joe Bitem probably on orders from the GOPe in the Senate.

The whole thing is a joke anyway as the peons go away for long stretches and the elite skate. It is easy enough today to simply scan the documents and retain them on a thumbdrive or some other method.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (bDjBG)

284 If I had any confidence in polls, I'd find it more interesting.
Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain

Point taken.

Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (ZEa+g)

285 WTF do archive keepers of state secrets do all day?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Oh, deary me. We just lost the whole of the 13th century.

Posted by: Rollerball Librarian at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (4I/2K)

286 I have some classified files stowed away in Moochie's Fruit of the Lomb drawer.
I dare ya.

Posted by: SAINT BARACK at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (jM1wU)

287 Seriously, declassify everything.

It's obvious that the government doesn't keep things secret for the people's good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

288 Kamala's classified documents are on Fisher Price See n' Say toys:

*pulls string* "The CIA says Russians bad"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (CwhoI)

289
To infinity! And beyond!!
-- Buzz Lightyear

Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (qoGsy)
---
To Infinity! With Lez-beons!

Posted by: New Upgraded Buzz Lightyear at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (krQz2)

290 O/T, I have a watch that I like a lot but its crown is smooth and does not have a knurled edge. It's also very small. Setting the damn thing is a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

291 Yeah, there's nothing obvious about this at all.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (nxdel)

292 I know librarians who can track every fucking book in the library.

WTF do archive keepers of state secrets do all day?
Posted by: Puddinhead


Whatever their bosses tell them to do. I expect the bosses give the document record clerks different rules for different people who request access to the classified stuff.

Posted by: Gref at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (AMIL/)

293 270 Pence is dense.


And he has no sense.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2023 02:51 PM (D7Wd9)


Anybody want a peanut?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (yQpMk)

AAARGH!!!

Posted by: Vizzini at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (BTgKJ)

294 I wanted to think the best of Pence and even shook his hand at a campaign rally once, but my mommy never trusted him and thought he was a pedo like Joe

My mommmy is wise

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (VTu1l)

295 Pence you big dummy.

Posted by: Bosk at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (ZVuYy)

296 Just hand out classified documents to everyone. If everyone is guilty no one is guilty.

Posted by: aelfheld at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (Zy9Yy)

297 I thought Mike Pence was dead, died on Jan 6 of 2020 if I remember right.
Posted by: Skip

No, he was Double Vaxxed against Net Neutrality.

Posted by: Miklos was not but abides at January 24, 2023 02:55 PM (W0Jdh)

298 And there tends not to be much aggregation for security reasons. Most aggregation occurs in order to declassify stuff down the road, otherwise the documents would all just be burned and forgotten.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 02:38 PM (eYoxG)

That was my experience. Most classified documents, once read, we shredded and burned. Very few were kept.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

299 It's obvious that the government doesn't keep things secret for the people's good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
---
The key to a republic is an informed citizenry.

But the Dems don't want that.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (krQz2)

300 234 Pence has value, at least to me: He shamelessly displays the back-scratching f*ckery that the anointed perform for each other...

Dams don't normally catastrophically fail, they're undermined by the steady drip drip drip of small failures that grow large. Hopefully, that is what will happen here eventually.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 24, 2023 02:47 PM (qoGsy)

Agreed. Nothing will happen; but I think it may actually be better if nothing happened. I'm of the 'pox on both your houses' school of thought, especially when that house is the Uniparty.

Let all charges be dismissed against Biden. Let the media spin themselves into pretzels justifying Trump's treatment vs. the Uniparty's. Let the Dotard-in-Chief stay in office, with the Dems stuck on how to get rid of the guy - in full view of the USA, and the world.

In the old USSR, there were very few true believers who trusted everything that Pravda and Izvestiya pooped out to the public. And here too.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (/iWhV)

301 There's no accounting for coprolalia.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:52 PM (sWM8x)

Thank God! Don't give the Financial Accounting Standards Board and/or the SEC any ideas.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (4I/2K)

302 Did I tell you that I like God?
I mean, reeeeeeaaallly like God

-Mike Pence

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (8GeFp)

303 Miss Lindsey Graham is defending Joey on twitter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (0t3vP)

304 287 Seriously, declassify everything.

It's obvious that the government doesn't keep things secret for the people's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

Totally agreed but it won't happen. If declassified, all those top secret documents no longer are valuable right along with the security clearances to access them. When it involves the Banana Empire, think the trashiest, lowest rent reason behind something and that's likely it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 24, 2023 02:56 PM (KSNKu)

305 281 That's not good. Lesbians do NOT age well...

**************

The lesbians in real life never look like the ones I see on Pr0nhub either. I would almost think them classy pr0n sites were guilty of false advertisement or something

What? Have we been duped?

Posted by: Call sign Charlie at January 24, 2023 02:57 PM (og5mY)

306 The lesbians in real life never look like the ones I see on Pr0nhub either. I would almost think them classy pr0n sites were guilty of false advertisement or something

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (VTu1l)


Pretty sure the pornhub chicks are gay for pay.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

307 You're done with political life, you take no documents with you and you lose your security clearance. ALL of it. Some library or whatever can have some documents that have your signature on them as long as they're not classified or tied to anything of a classified nature. Or emails you've sent meeting the same standard.

Enough of all this nonsense.

In the case of Biden, he should have nothing from his time as a senator, VP and when he's done, the Presidency.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

308 Kamala's classified documents are on Fisher Price See n' Say toys:

*pulls string* "The CIA says Russians bad"
Posted by: Citizen Cake

"The Cow says Moo"

Posted by: Big Mike, with Serious Face at January 24, 2023 02:57 PM (vdqpj)

309 Maybe the elites use classified documents as a form of currency, if you will.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 24, 2023 02:57 PM (OruTR)

310 Mike "Hunt" Pence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:57 PM (8GeFp)

311 Zombie Richard Nixon has classified documents.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (8GeFp)

312 41 17 Honest to God. How fucking stupid are the people we elect to govern us?
Posted by: huerfano
________

I don't understand the question.
Posted by: Patty Murray at January 24, 2023 02:21 PM (gf7Ez)

Bwahahaha! THAT'S hilarious!
- Jenny-Jenny Granholm

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (CtJ/Z)

313 282 They don't take classification seriously, think government property is their own, and break other laws anyway without consequence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant
=======================

Precisely. _ Our money too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (ziH0B)

314 In the case of Biden, he should have nothing from his time as a senator, VP and when he's done, the Presidency.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Other than the nice houses and cash in the bank.

Posted by: Miklos sees likely Exceptions at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (vdqpj)

315 If Ace is determined to spend a week abusing himself I hope he at least needs glasses by the end of the week.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (eGTCV)

316 I'm working on getting a USACE Section 404 individual permit and I classify all the documents as bullshit.

Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (DB6tu)

317 "Donald Trump gets grief for a lot of his personnel picks."

Not gonna be oversensitive on behalf of Trump... However, put yourself in his position in which the only people you know are for the most part in the republican party. The party is full of neoliberals working against him. I wouldn't have wanted to be there.

The two best picks of ANYONE in the last 40 years were Bob Lighthizer and Wilbur Ross among the other like Sebasian Gorka, Kash Patel, Michael Anton et al. There were many wonderful picks.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (klw0w)

318 287 Seriously, declassify everything.

It's obvious that the government doesn't keep things secret for the people's good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

It keeps them in cash, pussy and dick(for Miss Lindsey) so they want to keep the current regime in place so they have something to sell the Chinese.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

319 Kamala's classified documents are on Fisher Price See n' Say toys:

*pulls string* "The CIA says Russians bad"


*pulls string* "Barack Obama says cock is delicious"

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 24, 2023 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)

320 I thought Mike Pence was dead, died on Jan 6 of 2020 if I remember right.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 02:53 PM (xhxe

--------

Beaten to death by "insurrectionists" with assault fire extinguishers.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 02:59 PM (MaoPQ)

321 When it involves the Banana Empire, think the trashiest, lowest rent reason behind something and that's likely it.

-Trump poisoned my cat

Occam's Fingers

Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (rj6Yv)

322 Good God! What if Al Gore has all of his classified documents on how to build The Internet? I shudder to think what the repercussions could be if the Chinese got their hands on that!

Posted by: JT Smith at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (FxdZx)

323 Thad Cochraine just announced he has a box of classified from his time as senator

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (8GeFp)

324 >>>Pretty sure the pornhub chicks are gay for pay.
Posted by: Jordan61
------------------------

Pornhub chicks look like crack whores.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (ziH0B)

325 The word from the street is that Mike Pence also cheats on his wife.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (Jg7EG)

326
*pulls string* "Barack Obama says cock is delicious"
Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at January 24, 2023 02:59 PM (ZGrMX)



Delicious? Who's cock you swallowin'?

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

327 I have classified documents at my house. Oops, I didn't mean that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (p+1gI)

328 324 >>>Pretty sure the pornhub chicks are gay for pay.
Posted by: Jordan61
------------------------

Pornhub chicks look like crack whores.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (ziH0B)

Depends on the pornhub chicks we are discussing. Please provide sample pictures- in the interest of research only, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

329 323 Thad Cochraine just announced he has a box of classified from his time as senator

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire
======================

And they all have McConnell's name in them.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (ziH0B)

330 man its weather warnings all day up and down the Texas coast from Victoria north

Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (DB6tu)

331 318 It keeps them in cash, pussy and dick(for Miss Lindsey) so they want to keep the current regime in place so they have something to sell the Chinese.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 02:59 PM (zZu0s)

========

Of course. The powers that be utilize and would never undermine it.

However, it should be a goal of the conservative movement to at least vastly minimize the amount of classified material exclusively at the hands of the federal government, as a matter of principle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

332 willard...

I could go for a large helping of Moo Goo Gai Poon.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Paging Lizzo.....

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (T4tVD)

333 Everything from Killary's tenure as Sec. of State should be declassified. Every hostile intelligence service on the planet already has a copy from her unsecured bathroom server.

Posted by: PabloD at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (NlRIv)

334 Document amnesty month

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 24, 2023 03:02 PM (pCXlW)

335
Pornhub chicks look like crack whores.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:00 PM (ziH0B)



That's why I search "70s." Sure, there's hair, but crack wasn't a thing back then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Pelosi's house has been searched for top secret documents and pink hammers. Right?
Posted by: torabora

They ain't pink no mo'.....

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 03:02 PM (T4tVD)

337 Madonna World Tour 2023:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3a62by

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (FBkLm)

338 Mitt Romney has just announced a bipartisan bill
Called "Anyone named Joe Robinette Biden is exempt from any law or regulation pertaining to classification starting 1 Jan 1970"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (8GeFp)

339 I am Spartacus! - Mike Pence

You're doing it all wrong, bub. *facepalm*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (4I/2K)

340 Hey guys! I found a box of classified documents in this box of Cracker Jacks I just opened!

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (OUMaO)

341 333 Everything from Killary's tenure as Sec. of State should be declassified. Every hostile intelligence service on the planet already has a copy from her unsecured bathroom server.
Posted by: PabloD at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (NlRIv)

You know, that is the reason that I believe the server was as secure as she could make it. If someone stole the info, she would have nothing to sell.

Of course, that assumes these people have an IQ above that of a grape fruit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

342 Pelosi's house has been searched for top secret documents and pink hammers. Right?
Posted by: torabora

They ain't pink no mo'.....
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 03:02 PM (T4tVD)


2 in the pink...

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (ChAEn)

343 Back home again, in Indiana.
Posted by: Mike Pence

Sing a song of six, Pence.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Sing a song of snitch, Pence

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (T4tVD)

344 338 Mitt Romney has just announced a bipartisan bill
Called "Anyone named Joe Robinette Biden is exempt from any law or regulation pertaining to classification starting 1 Jan 1970"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (8GeFp)

========

Mitch won't let it pass without the "Donald Trump is guilt of everything we say he is," amendment, though.

Gonna be a real figh...and it's passed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

345 It occurs to me that "For Official Use Only" is a type of classification.

This shit is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)

346
2 in the pink...
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (ChAEn)



Or stinkfist!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

347 That's why I search "70s." Sure, there's hair, but crack wasn't a thing back then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

I dunno. 70s porn has that sweaty, heroin kind of feel to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

348 Zombie Richard Nixon has classified documents.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 02:58 PM (8GeFp)

--------

Nixon and Elvis are still alive, living in a nursing home in East Texas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (MaoPQ)

349 104 -- Mikethemoose -- Yup. I'd bet the farm if you seriously shook down any high ranking politician's -- past or present -- you'd find a treasure trove of top secret documents that got got shoved into the wrong pile at the end of the day.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (z7W9M)

350 man its weather warnings all day up and down the Texas coast from Victoria north
Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2023 03:01 PM (DB6tu)

Started deluging at 8am. Frogs strangled and gullies washed. Just now starting to ease up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (4I/2K)

351 Street says Jeff won't be able to buy the Washington Commandos unless he sells WaPo.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman

Commandos ?

They don't wear uniforms ?

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (T4tVD)

352 Put both Biden and Pence in jail.

Win-win.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (lf83v)

353 Of course. The powers that be utilize and would never undermine it.

However, it should be a goal of the conservative movement to at least vastly minimize the amount of classified material exclusively at the hands of the federal government, as a matter of principle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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It goes along with reducing the reason for classification of documents anyway. Reduce the scope of activity for fedgov and the number of classified documents goes way down. This is especially true for shutting down the CIA and various other civilian agencies. A lot of what the CIA and foreign policy analysts create as classified documents are actually inferior to crowd sourced information from the net--the reason is organizational capture.

Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (bDjBG)

354 2 in the pink...
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:03 PM (ChAEn)


Or stinkfist!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

That's the 'real' shocker. S/he won't forget that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

355 It's not adding up, DJT was a Russian spy with a few documents that were souvenirs now everyone owns up they have documents.

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (xhxe8)

356 That's why I search "70s." Sure, there's hair, but crack wasn't a thing back then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

I dunno. 70s porn has that sweaty, heroin kind of feel to it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

And Ron Jeremy was slender.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (4I/2K)

357 Or stinkfist!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)


You asked for it...
https://youtu.be/M1tIH55Bo8k

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (ChAEn)

358
That's the 'real' shocker. S/he won't forget that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)



Takin' the skin boat to browntown.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

359

I uh I,, uh most ringtones gallop uh, next after snickers bars

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (vwCZJ)

360 This better be satire...

https://tinyurl.com/yh79h9av

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (FBkLm)

361 >>>Hey guys! I found a box of classified documents in this box of Cracker Jacks I just opened!

>Now if you can get your hands on the Adam Schiff decoder ring, you'll be able to crack the nuclear launch codes from the Obama-Biden era.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (Jg7EG)

362 It is like the Dennis Miller joke:

'You know if you blow yourself... *laughter* That's a commitment. You don't wake up the next morning and say 'Did I just blow myself? I wasn't wearing a rubber... I don't know where I've been...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

363 It occurs to me that "For Official Use Only" is a type of classification.

This shit is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)

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I've always been very suspicious also of the "THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT A BLANK" classification.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (MaoPQ)

364 Pence has removed all doubt as to whether or not he is a deep state stooge. He runs cover for Biden but can't be bothered with PDT.

I'd also like to point out it's obvious our government has way too many "secrets" if these things can be treated in such a cavalier manner.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 03:07 PM (1EFfL)

365 355 It's not adding up, DJT was a Russian spy with a few documents that were souvenirs now everyone owns up they have documents.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (xhxe

=======

It was always a shit avenue of attack against Trump for many reasons, the least of which was that "everyone does it".

Trump did it right. He declassified and then took them. Everyone else does it wrong. They just take them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

366 I think to be safe the penalty for this offense should be hanging

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at January 24, 2023 03:07 PM (aT4FW)

367 I'm curious what we're talking about in yet of volume of documents--briefcase full-a filing cabinet drawer full--an entire cabinet or an entire room full.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 03:07 PM (eGTCV)

368 That has to be satire. Then again.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (XvQxw)

369 Posted by: whig at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (bDjBG)


It's moments like these that I really, really miss Angelo Codevilla.

Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (rj6Yv)

370 When Pence, as governor, capitulated without a fight on the Defense of Marriage Act (I think) I branded him a loser, weakling and not a true Conservative. Never liked him and I was right in my opinion of him.

Posted by: Ciampino - Where's My Java at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (qfLjt)

371 364 Pence has removed all doubt as to whether or not he is a deep state stooge. He runs cover for Biden but can't be bothered with PDT.

I'd also like to point out it's obvious our government has way too many "secrets" if these things can be treated in such a cavalier manner.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 24, 2023 03:07 PM (1EFfL)

========

How else is he to prove to GOPe donors that he's a safe haven for their cash donations and rake in $100 million over the next year?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

372 Mike Pence also lusted in his heart..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (0zaBU)

373 It appears the only one who kept Classified documents in a secure place was Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (bs+z0)

374 345 It occurs to me that "For Official Use Only" is a type of classification.

This shit is getting out of hand.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (Q4IgG)

It has what, 5 years before public release or something? It is stamped on everything so they don't have to worry so much about information being easily inferred by looking through more innocuous documents.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (eYoxG)

375 "This better be satire...
https://tinyurl.com/yh79h9av"

The clipart alone indicates that it must have come from a prestigious journal of medical research.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (24fqN)

376 It occurs to me that "For Official Use Only" is a type of classification.
______

FOUO is not a classification like Secret or Top Secret.

It is typically something that contains valuable information that does not rise to the level of national security. A good example is information provided by local police regarding criminal activity. Not national security, but important to safeguard for public safety reasons.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (lf83v)

377 Commandos ?

They don't wear uniforms ?
Posted by: JT
------------------------

Heard that they were all faggots.
Probably why weirdo Bezos wants to buy them.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:09 PM (ziH0B)

378 Breaking: DOJ to announce a federal buy-back program of classified documents, building on the success of state and local gun buy-back programs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

379 Well I could declassify and get you out of this mess, Mikey, but I'm pretty sure you called me an irresponsible traitor so do kindly fuck off.

Posted by: Trumpy at January 24, 2023 03:09 PM (YuGGP)

380 For Your Eyes Only
Only For Youuuuuuuuuuu

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

381 FOUO....is that one of those 'black people only' clothing and apparel companies?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

382 It appears the only one who kept Classified documents in a secure place was Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (bs+z0)

Ha!

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (YuGGP)

383 Afternoon.

Completely, totally and utterly off topic.

I'm home. I'm not wearing pants. I'm drinking rye whiskey.

God bless America, mothafuckers!

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (1Yy3c)

384 This better be satire...

https://tinyurl.com/yh79h9av
Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (FBkLm)


Says not to be published until June 6, 2023. Hmmm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

385 376 It occurs to me that "For Official Use Only" is a type of classification.
______

FOUO is not a classification like Secret or Top Secret.

It is typically something that contains valuable information that does not rise to the level of national security. A good example is information provided by local police regarding criminal activity. Not national security, but important to safeguard for public safety reasons.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 24, 2023 03:08 PM (lf83v)

Way I've seen it used is it gets put on everything.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (eYoxG)

386 Chairman Xi announces he has US classified documents in his office.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (8GeFp)

387 This better be satire...

https://tinyurl.com/yh79h9av
Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:06 PM (FBkLm)


It says "To be published June 6, 2023." WTF???

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (ChAEn)

388 "FOUO is not a classification like Secret or Top Secret."

It is an epithet I shout when I first open the browser in the morning.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (24fqN)

389 I've always been very suspicious also of the "THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT A BLANK" classification.
__________

Ironically, if it has that typed on it, the page is no longer blank.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (lf83v)

390 It's not adding up, DJT was a Russian spy with a few documents that were souvenirs now everyone owns up they have documents.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 03:05 PM (xhxe

I think everyone so far admitting they have classified docs runs in Trump's favor. I think the original plan the deep state had to disqualify Trump from running is circling the drain now.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (BdMk6)

391 You all get classified documents!

https://tinyurl.com/2u9ckatn

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (FBkLm)

392 Breaking: DOJ to announce a federal buy-back program of classified documents, building on the success of state and local gun buy-back programs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

Uff da. There goes the balance of trade deficit.

Posted by: mrp at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (rj6Yv)

393 "This better be satire..."

no shit SMH

Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (DB6tu)

394 Completely, totally and utterly off topic.

I'm home. I'm not wearing pants. I'm drinking rye whiskey.

God bless America, mothafuckers!
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (1Yy3c)


The subject of one's whiskey is never off-topic!
What variety of rye??

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (ChAEn)

395 378 Breaking: DOJ to announce a federal buy-back program of classified documents, building on the success of state and local gun buy-back programs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:09 PM (4I/2K)

Heh. Bee-quality headline.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (BTgKJ)

396 I dunno. 70s porn has that sweaty, heroin kind of feel to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

What's the downside?

Posted by: Hunter B at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (YuGGP)

397
God bless America, mothafuckers!
Posted by: Robert
==============

PLAY BALL!1!11!!!

Posted by: John Fetterman at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (vwCZJ)

398 It says "To be published June 6, 2023." WTF???
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (ChAEn)
___

Meme machine is also a time machine.

*shhhhhhh!*

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (FBkLm)

399
I think everyone so far admitting they have classified docs runs in Trump's favor. I think the original plan the deep state had to disqualify Trump from running is circling the drain now.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 03:11 PM (BdMk6)



Side-stepping the fact that Trump was the only one thus far to be actually AUTHORIZED to have the documents he had.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Speaking of top secret documents why did Lee Harvey Oswald have one of those little spy cameras?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

401 Robert Reich
@RBReich

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect its people from being shot down in a mass shooting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

402 " I dunno. 70s porn has that sweaty, heroin kind of feel to it."

Def hairier than today's porn.

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (24fqN)

403 "This better be satire..."

If it's not satire, it's highly likely to send the un-shot into apoplectic ragefits.

Or maybe that's just me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (44WGt)

404 Put a Marine in that room with a saber.
Put cameras in that room.
Put a notice in that room that if anyone attempts to pocket a document the Marine will cut off his hand.
The cameras are there to justify the Marine's actions.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (ziH0B)

405 This bitch:

WASHINGTON — Rep. Victoria Spartz, an Indiana Republican, said Tuesday she'll oppose Speaker Kevin McCarthy's efforts to keep a handful of Democrats off key House committees.
“As I spoke against it on the House floor two years ago, I will not support this charade again," she said in a strongly-worded statement. "Speaker McCarthy needs to stop 'bread and circuses' in Congress and start governing for a change.”

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (8GeFp)

406 401 Robert Reich
@RBReich

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect its people from being shot down in a mass shooting.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (NpAcC)

========

He's angry that he was born. He should probably do something about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

407 Muh princibuls!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (8GeFp)

408 Robert Reich
@RBReich

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect its people from being shot down in a mass shooting.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (NpAcC)



Yet here you are.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

409 Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

It's pretty obvious satire.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (YuGGP)

410 Just a fantasy, but what if Trump ran a scan of all outstanding (missing) Classified Docs and who was on the hook for them before he left office?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (xSnmX)

411 405 "Speaker McCarthy needs to stop 'bread and circuses' in Congress and start governing for a change.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (8GeFp)

=========

"This is the wrong kind of failure theater."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, being extravagant with Erich von Stroheim at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)

412
God told me to help Biden, because a President Kamala Harris scares God.

Posted by: Mike Pence, I talk with God at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (+oR7L)

413 Sadly, Jeff and Tina from the Cyber Challenge have taken their own lives.

Jeff hung himself with his sweater and Tina slit her wrists with a broken CD that had music on it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (lf83v)

414 The subject of one's whiskey is never off-topic!
What variety of rye??
Posted by: Doof

I has already bitten the Bulleit.

Posted by: Miklos is off to a good start at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (DcGz9)

415 Says not to be published until June 6, 2023. Hmmm.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

According to Alexa, nuclear war is gonna break out on Nov 23, 2023.
Forgot the time.

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (FBkLm)

416 YOU get classified documents! And YOU get classified documents! And YOU get classified documents!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (D7Wd9)

417 "Bread and circuses?"

WTF is that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

418 Robert Reich is a disease dwarf.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 24, 2023 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

419 "Speaker McCarthy needs to stop 'bread and circuses' in Congress and start governing for a change.”
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (8GeFp)

---
Um. Legislators legislate. They don't govern.

I'm sure that Nancy Pelosi got that one started.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 03:15 PM (krQz2)

420 "Bread and circuses?"

WTF is that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
---
I circus sandwich.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (krQz2)

421 Question: If this was an op to "get Biden" why would they use something that would essentially absolve Trump if his latest greatest crime?

Hint: They're not getting Biden. The raid was projection. They knew all along they were gonna have to deal with this, probably because of a trail set by Hunter's laptop.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (YuGGP)

422 Can't see anyone on this Document hunt is doing it for DJT, not a soul in this quicksand likes Trump

Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (xhxe8)

423 417 "Bread and circuses?"

WTF is that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Stimulus Payments and Twitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

424 It's pretty obvious satire.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (YuGGP)
___

The line between satire and...not...is so thin, it's almost non-existent.
*see The Bee

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (FBkLm)

425 You know, at this point I think I would cheer an FBI raid on Pence's Compound, provided that they burn everyone there alive ala Waco, kill his dogs, and give his children to the Georgia Trannies.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (xttsV)

426 As I spoke against it on the House floor two years ago when it didn't fucking matter what I thought, I will not support this charade again, now that my vote might matter and I can fuck the country right in the ass"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (8GeFp)

427 Interesting e-mail just received from DTE:

Smart homes, EVs and an increasingly device-driven world mean demand on the electric grid is growing. That’s why DTE, and the state of Michigan, are moving to a Time of Day rate in March 2023 to better fit our customers’ unique needs.

Simply choose to use energy during the times of day when demand is lower, and you’ll pay a lower rate. This allows DTE to better manage peaks to help keep energy affordable, and gives you more control over the rate you pay.

Rates are lower before 3 p.m. or after 7 p.m. weekdays

Full Year Time of Day rate: 15.45 cents/kWh
OCT-MAY 3pm-7pm rate: 16.75 cents/kWh
JUNE-SEPT 3pm-7pm rate: 20.98 cents/kWh

Currently residents pay 16.9-18.6 cents/kWh all the time.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (Do5/p)

428 I saw I Circus Sandwich open for I Mother Earth at Netwerk in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

429 Trump was PRESIDENT. He can take documents legally. Nobody has mentioned the hundreds of thousands of documents Obama has for his library. Beyond reproach, y'all!

Meanwhile Both Biden and Pence were Vice Presidents when they took the classified documents. VPs don't have the authority to declassify ANYTHING. Pence should be arrested and prosecuted. Biden should be impeached for documents that pre-date his presidency.

This will never happen. And I can hear the Republicans furiously tying a sternly-worded memo as we speak.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (ZC8hN)

430 I felt left out. I made some top security papers last night told my wife not to look at them. Feel better now.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (ytSiK)

431 410 Just a fantasy, but what if Trump ran a scan of all outstanding (missing) Classified Docs and who was on the hook for them before he left office?
Posted by: Puddinhead at January 24, 2023 03:13 PM (xSnmX)

I don't believe there's a way to know what outstanding/missing classified materials are out there. Or who retains them.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (eYoxG)

432 According to Alexa, nuclear war is gonna break out on Nov 23, 2023.
Forgot the time.
Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (FBkLm)


Thanksgiving Day? Bummer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

433 "Bread and circuses?"

WTF is that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)


"Bread and Circus" is the name of the debut album from the very underrated band Toad The Wet Sprocket.

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (ChAEn)

434 Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect its people from being shot down in a mass shooting.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2023 03:12 PM (NpAcC)
---
And more and more of its prosecutors fail to protect its people by locking up violent felons and prosecuting them.

Posted by: Axeman at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (krQz2)

435 Thanksgiving Day? Bummer.
Posted by: Jordan61
___

Bigger bummer is that it's three days before my birthday.

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (FBkLm)

436 The line between satire and...not...is so thin, it's almost non-existent.
*see The Bee

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (FBkLm)

I'm aware. That particular line ended my aspirations to a side gig in satire.

That said it's pretty hard to get this stuff by me.

Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 03:18 PM (YuGGP)

437 Ok, I mentioned this before, but I noticed a few years ago the introduction of opinion in movie descriptions. Here is the one for Looking For Love on TCM right now:

Looking For Love, Connie Francis Jim Hutton 1964 (1star) Connie Francis in a witless musical romance featuring an appearance on "The Tonight Show" featuring a properly embarrassed Johnny Carson.

I think that one takes the cake.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2023 03:18 PM (ufFY8)

438 Trump was PRESIDENT.

Trump wasn't my presidant! He can't take my documents!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 24, 2023 03:18 PM (8GeFp)

439 But then again, the way I've been feeling, could be the bestest birthday gift ever.

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:18 PM (FBkLm)

440 Put both of these clowns (Zhao Byeden and not a hair out of place Pence) in the same cell.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 24, 2023 03:18 PM (00M+L)

441 Yeah, I don't see how "I broke the law too" helps Biden.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 24, 2023 03:18 PM (0hOvj)

442 "Bread and circuses?"


Circus peanuts, getcher circus peanuts

Posted by: Miklosian tasty side hustles at January 24, 2023 03:19 PM (W0Jdh)

443 According to Alexa, nuclear war is gonna break out on Nov 23, 2023.
Forgot the time.
Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:14 PM (FBkLm)

Thanksgiving Day? Bummer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (DRSnL)


Pajama Boy hardest hit

Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:19 PM (ChAEn)

444 The line between satire and...not...is so thin, it's almost non-existent.
*see The Bee
Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (FBkLm)

Same for the fine line between clever and stupid.

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at January 24, 2023 03:19 PM (4I/2K)

445 SMH, you’re a November birthday? So am I.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (D7Wd9)

446 give his children to the Georgia Trannies.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (xttsV)

**

I saw The Georgia Trannies open for The Dixie Chicks in '03

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (flINI)

447 Bet just about every member of Congress has classified docs at home. But catch a sailor with innocently mishandling classified info and he goes straight to prison. NATION OF LAWS YO.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (ik/65)

448 But then again, the way I've been feeling, could be the bestest birthday gift ever.
Posted by: SMH

I hope ya feel better !

Posted by: JT at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (T4tVD)

449
Pajama Boy hardest hit
Posted by: Doof at January 24, 2023 03:19 PM (ChAEn)



He still with us? I mean, Owebamacare shill and likely fully vaxxed and boosted.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

450 SMH, you’re a November birthday? So am I.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Fistbumps!

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (4KlMk)

451 No.
Deal.

https://tinyurl.com/3xbkp9vw

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (FBkLm)

452 I think I will do an executive order that exempts all classified documents taken before January 20, 2016, and after January 20, 2020. That should cover all people before Trump, and after Trump.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 24, 2023 03:20 PM (+oR7L)

453 What kind of bread goes with demolition derbies?

Posted by: gp's Cycle Of Joy And Pain at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (24fqN)

454 That’s why DTE, and the state of Michigan, are moving to a Time of Day rate in March 2023 to better fit our customers’ unique needs.

***********

Go fuck yourself up the ass with Greta's spiked dildo would be my response to that

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (VTu1l)

455 How and why did Pencel-neck inform Congress?! And yes, why didn't he look back when Trump was getting reamed, but jumped at the chance to mitigate Biden's bind?

I hope he decides to go wild and meet a chick for some strange action behind closed doors without his wife there, and discovers it's a tranny. Right before Pencel-neckett busts in and shoots his dick off!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (gMml8)

456 "But you let one tranny sodomize you... "

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (YuGGP)

457 I hope ya feel better !
Posted by: JT
___

I'm sorry I gave you the impression that I'm feeling bad.

I feel good, actually.

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (FBkLm)

458 SMH, I have a hard time believing that you would have an Alexa device in your house...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

459 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

460 Maybe if the police state we have would simply put Pence against the wall, people would fucking wake up.

Every. Incumbent. Out.

And stop the EBT cards.

And pop some popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (ufFY8)

461 Simply choose to use energy during the times of day when demand is lower, and you’ll pay a lower rate. This allows DTE to better manage peaks to help keep energy affordable, and gives you more control over the rate you pay.

Rates are lower before 3 p.m. or after 7 p.m. weekdays


Pssssst. When 300 million vehicles are EV, there won't be OFF PEAK times.

Posted by: rickb223 Cruel Lamont is the best Lamont at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (4KlMk)

462 nood

Posted by: m at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (hWiTk)

463 I for one am starting a visitors log. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (lz5hY)

464 It's all theater anyways. There is no end-state here that isn't on the other side of some major unpleasantness.

Posted by: somedood at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (IN1nj)

465 You had me at "endless".
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 24, 2023 02:43 PM (h5TKJ)


This would have been funnier if it had just been

"Shut up and take my money!"

Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2023 03:22 PM (xhaym)

466 Sneaky Russian NOOD

Posted by: CppThis at January 24, 2023 03:23 PM (PZvjL)

467 SMH, I have a hard time believing that you would have an Alexa device in your house...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:21 PM (zZu0s)
___

I don't.

But someone who does posted a videoclip of it being asked when WWIII would begin.

Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:23 PM (FBkLm)

468 Interesting e-mail just received from DTE:

Smart homes, EVs and an increasingly device-driven world mean demand on the electric grid is growing. That’s why DTE, and the state of Michigan, are moving to a Time of Day rate in March 2023 to better fit our customers’ unique needs.

Simply choose to use energy during the times of day when demand is lower, and you’ll pay a lower rate. This allows DTE to better manage peaks to help keep energy affordable, and gives you more control over the rate you pay.

Rates are lower before 3 p.m. or after 7 p.m. weekdays

Full Year Time of Day rate: 15.45 cents/kWh
OCT-MAY 3pm-7pm rate: 16.75 cents/kWh
JUNE-SEPT 3pm-7pm rate: 20.98 cents/kWh

Currently residents pay 16.9-18.6 cents/kWh all the time.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 24, 2023 03:16 PM (Do5/p)

Golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 24, 2023 03:24 PM (4I/2K)

469 I don't.

But someone who does posted a videoclip of it being asked when WWIII would begin.
Posted by: SMH at January 24, 2023 03:23 PM (FBkLm)

Ok, just making sure I did not go through the looking glass again. Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2023 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

470 I don't believe there's a way to know what outstanding/missing classified materials are out there. Or who retains them.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 24, 2023 03:17 PM (eYoxG)

Somewhere along the line, classified docs are logged. And the recipient offices are required to sign for them.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 24, 2023 03:25 PM (BdMk6)

471 Joe and Hunter Biden are joined at the hip and the bank account. Hunter undoubtedly received and used classified information from and for the financial benefit of his father. And he was stupid enough to include classified information in emails contained in one or more laptops that he left lying around for anyone to take.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at January 24, 2023 03:26 PM (ik/65)

472 I'm at 15 cents/kWh, 24/7.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:31 PM (ziH0B)

473 Also odd the National Archives hasn't been crying for these documents, whatever they are. Because I hear tell they really wanted them back when it was Trump.

Huh.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2023 02:17 PM (nWzZQ)

-----------

My understanding, following along the best I can, Trump was talking to Bob Woodward and Woodward asked him about Kim Jung Il and Trump said, "you should see the info I have on him."

So Woodward calls the DoJ with a "tip" that Trump had classified stuff on Kim Jung Il.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 24, 2023 03:31 PM (cMXNt)

474
Staying warm in Michigan this month is part of the kink.

Posted by: Auspex at January 24, 2023 03:33 PM (j4U/Z)

475 471 Joe and Hunter Biden are joined at the hip and the bank account. Hunter undoubtedly received and used classified information from and for the financial benefit of his father
----------------

Xi installed an agent as Hunter's secretary, she told him the docs to get from Dad. Dad received some quid.

She also told Hunter to make Dad run for president
then Xi helped him win.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 24, 2023 03:34 PM (ziH0B)

476 Edward Snowden
@Snowden

How is it possible that I have fewer classified documents in my house than the last few White House admins?

The Espionage Act is a "strict liability" crime: good intentions are no defense. Under the (dumb) law, these guys are all unindicted criminals.


https://bit.ly/3wt7GR6

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at January 24, 2023 05:25 PM (Do5/p)

477 What did he say about Trump's documents?

Posted by: MikeN at January 24, 2023 07:46 PM (HVIzT)

478 I had occasion to meet Pence in 2000 when he was a Rep. from Indiana. The used car salesman vibe was strong with him.

Posted by: Rowsdower Still Thinks Ray Epps is a Fed at January 24, 2023 07:55 PM (2pZ0T)

479 I am making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning $16,000 a month by working on a laptop, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this site.. www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at January 24, 2023 10:22 PM (2Dk2x)

480 Mike Pence didn't "screw up" here.

Joe Biden didn't screw up.

This is Muh Russia II.

The FBI found out Biden had stolen classified documents A LONG TIME AGO. They probably figured it out in early 2020 when they went through Hunter's laptop and read his emails that contain the same classified info.

The raid on Mar A Lago was a construct, meant to blunt the effect on Biden of what is coming out now. Meanwhile, all the disclosures by Biden have been carefully orchestrated and timed.

This move by Pence is part of that. They are going to try to say that what Biden did was perfectly okay, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME PROSECUTING TRUMP so that he can't run for president.

It's another total hoax. Trump actually DIDN'T break the law. As a president, his handling of classified documents is handled under the Presidential Records Act, disputes under which are handled in civil court.

What Biden did was larceny, theft of classified documents and through Hunter's activities espionage and also FARA violations probably, Go to jail type stuff.

They are trying to pull off jailing Trump for what Biden did. Even though what Trump did was perfectly lawful.

It's Muh Russia II.

Posted by: Kustie The Klown at January 25, 2023 02:18 PM (FpPBC)

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