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On Bret Baier, Indian Tracy Flick, I mean Nikki Haley, all but announced she's running for president, saying "Why not me?" Which is a Tracy Flick thing to say. Bret Baier all but begged her to run so that his college roommate Steven Hayes would have a Republican he could pretend to support in 2024 before defaulting to the Democrat nominee. Video added below the fold.

David Crosby, noted lesbian impregnator, is dead at age 81. It really doesn't seem like he should have lived this long. Then again, it doesn't seem like he would be the one you would go to to be a sperm donor, so... genetics are weird.

The National Archives, which is suuuuuper concerned about where all of its precious documents are, falsely claimed that reports about documents from the Obama era being mishandled being false or misleading weeks before classified documents were discovered in Joe Biden's Corvette garage, or, as he calls it, the Banger Hanger.

Three weeks before classified documents were discovered at the Biden Penn Center, the National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) said it had custody of the "presidential records" from the Obama administration, and that reports claiming otherwise were "misleading."

NARA, the federal agency that preserves government records, issued the statement Oct. 11 and said it had all the presidential records from the administrations of George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush and Ronald Reagan, as well.

"Reports that indicate or imply that those Presidential records were in the possession of the former Presidents or their representatives, after they left office, or that the records were housed in substandard conditions, are false and misleading," the statement read.

If the government gets its way, it will be illegal to say that the government lies or is incompetent. Remember that always.

Trump is probably coming back to Twitter. I think he probably has to, but I also think that his deal with Truth Social probably requires Truth Social to be his exclusive social media outlet, so I'm wondering what he'll do to finesse that.

A Republican with knowledge of private discussions on Trump's potential return to Twitter, who spoke with NBC News on condition of anonymity, said, "Trump is probably coming back to Twitter. It's just a question of how and when. He's been talking about it for weeks, but Trump speaks for Trump, so it's anyone's guess what he'll do or say or when."

Another person close to Trump told the outlet that Trump has sought input on his potential return to Twitter for weeks, and that his campaign advisors have been workshopping ideas for his first Tweet on the platform in over 2 years.

Some Trump advisors said that the 2024 presidential hopeful could be limited in posting to other social media platforms since he founded Truth Social. A spokesman for Trump told NBC though that the campaign believes he would be able to return to Twitter as before.

I'm not sure that Trump's coming back to Twitter will be the Pure Win he's hoping it will be. I know some people get energized when it's TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP, but a lot of soft supporters and former supporters have been happy to have a break from the Trump Drama Whirlwind.

New Zealand's authoritarian Karen ruler -- she imposed the most draconian lockdowns outside of Beijing-- has resigned from her job because, in her telling, she no longer had the desire or drive for it. Because she's a woman and a leftist, CNN portrays this as a Heroic, Brave Resignation, and then also turns the article into a half of a Self-Care Article about the Dangers of Work-Related Burnout.

By the way, I don't hold it against her for resigning. I hold her fascist authoritarian against her, but not her resignation. I'm just laughing at CNN for turning this into a Look How Brave She Is piece.

Jacinda Ardern's resignation shows burnout is real -- and it's nothing to be ashamed of

I don't know if you know this, but CNN is a Woke Joke.

The DC City Council reduced penalties for r@pe and murder. Low-level offenses like that. Mayor Muriel Bowser actually did the right thing and vetoed this madness.

The council overrode her veto and it wasn't even close: 12 to one.

The law eliminates mandatory minimum sentencing, reduces maximum sentences for offenders, and gives those accused of misdemeanors the right to a jury trial. Another change would allow those convicted of violent crimes like murder and rape to ask for early release 20 years into their sentence. Washington, DC has seen carjacking crime soar since 2020 but the new bill would soften carjacking punishments.

A councilmember says that the bill "modernizes" the criminal code, and makes it more "equitable."

Congress has to approve of all changes to DC's laws, and while this is often a formality, I don't think they'll be approving much of DC's "self-governance" from here on out.

One last story from the WEF: Ukraine's first lady pleaded for additional money for her country, so that it could Build Back Better.

No, she really said that.


At a Wednesday press conference at the World Economic Forum's Annual Meeting in Davos, Switzerland, Ukrainian First Lady Olena Zelenska took the stage to again ask for financial help from individuals and governments around the world, arguing that the country needs to "build back better" after the war.

"We need to rebuild better than how it was in the past. Build back better. This renewal will mean a more profound change, in a more profound sense," she said.

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1 MMmmm new thread smell...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2023 06:54 PM (QkXs2)

2 I wonder how crime victims feel about reduced sentences. Well, rape victims anyway. Murder victims are hard to poll.

Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2023 06:54 PM (dTFZY)

3 DC is ending mandatory minimums.

Nothing says, "We're going to have two systems of justice" quite like getting rid of mandatory minimums.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2023 06:55 PM (vMWVi)

4 "arguing that the country needs to "build back better" after the war."

Do it on your own dime, lady.

And try finishing the "war" first.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2023 06:56 PM (QkXs2)

5 CNN might close Atlanta location?

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe8)

6 Re the DC City Council - Congress should mandate that all City Council members were Bozo wigs and clowns during each meeting, and also mandate that Yakety Sax is played loudly during every DC City Vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2023 06:57 PM (trdmm)

7 Nikki Haley stuff added.

>>>5 CNN might close Atlanta location?

I think there's no "might" in it, I think it's a done deal

Posted by: ace at January 19, 2023 06:57 PM (C1Zwz)

8 It is pretty weird listening to these people getting all nostalgic over Smashing Pumpkins or TV shows I didn't even know existed.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 19, 2023 06:57 PM (zB/T/)

9 5 CNN might close Atlanta location?
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe

My greatest dream would be if Antifa were to burn down CNN's building.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (trdmm)

10 It's kind of odd to hear Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, and The Butthole Surfers on the classic rock station.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Dullest Man on the NSA Watchlist at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (UQUAY)

11 Sticky Nikki is really the Perfect Republican.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (BXxcV)

12 "arguing that the country needs to "build back better" after the war."

Do it on your own dime, lady.

And try finishing the "war" first.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2023 06:56 PM (QkXs2)


You know who's willing to build back the Donbas region and NOT charge the US for it? Putin. You might want to consider it, lady.

Posted by: Wally at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (vMWVi)

13 Trump has sought input on his potential return to Twitter for weeks, and that his campaign advisors have been workshopping ideas for his first Tweet on the platform in over 2 years


Remember the olden days when Trump didn't consult with all the consultants before tweeting something?

good times , good times

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (786Ro)

14 Pat Sajak @patsajak · 22h
Almost attended @wef in Davos. Luckily, I realized at the last moment I had confused it with Friday’s @WWE SmackDown in Detroit. Close call!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (Vwz3I)

15 Couldn't happen to a nicer Propaganda Ministry

Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (xhxe8)

16 Tidying up my nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (UQUAY)

17 "Jacinda Ardern's resignation shows burnout is real -- and it's nothing to be ashamed of"

Joe Biden's been lying, hiding classified documents for over 50 years and still at time to shower with his daughter, you weakling piker.

Posted by: Marcus T at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (IaTa3)

18 "I'm not sure that Trump's coming back to Twitter will be the Pure Win he's hoping it will be. I know some people get energized when it's TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP, but a lot of soft supporters and former supporters have been happy to have a break from the Trump Drama Whirlwind."

It's been much harder for him to block the media blockade without it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (eYoxG)

19 That 90's cybercheese classic, "Hackers", was on Turner Classic Movies a while back.

The 90's were YESTERDAY!

Johnny Lee Miller, who played one of the hacker kids, was recently seen in The Crown as Prime Minister John Major. How is this even possible?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (jKVRX)

20 CNN might close Atlanta location?
Posted by: Skip at January 19, 2023 06:56 PM (xhxe

My greatest dream would be if Antifa were to burn down CNN's building.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (trdmm)


With all those "news crews" inside.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (anj39)

21 That Price Is Right Wheel is downright dangerous, if somebody falls between the spokes and the wall. Fuck em up good with those steel rods sticking out.

Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (24fqN)

22 and also mandate that Yakety Sax is played loudly during every DC City Vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 19, 2023 06:57 PM (trdmm)


Eventually, they all come around to me.

Posted by: Boots Randolph at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (vMWVi)

23 Remember the olden days when Trump didn't consult with all the consultants before tweeting something?

good times , good times

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (786Ro)

Not being funny but since when are anonymous sources accurate about Trump?

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)

24 Yeah, well, 90s music will never be classics....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 19, 2023 07:01 PM (F2Bjy)

25 23 Remember the olden days when Trump didn't consult with all the consultants before tweeting something?

good times , good times

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2023 06:58 PM (786Ro)

Not being funny but since when are anonymous sources accurate about Trump?
Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (BXxcV)

Could very well just be the media hoping he'll save their viewership numbers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2023 07:01 PM (eYoxG)

26 "If the government gets its way, it will be illegal to say that the government lies or is incompetent."

I think Canada and most of western Europe run things that way now.

Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:01 PM (24fqN)

27 "Am I that person that can be that new leader? That yes, we need to go in a new direction. Can I be that leader? Yes, I think I can be that leader.


Good stuff. But needs more Venn diagram thingies.

Posted by: Kamala at January 19, 2023 07:02 PM (786Ro)

28 Violence against CNN is terrible. Just awful. Makes me sick to my stomach to think that some people on the streets of Atlanta think it's okay. No matter what side of the political aisle you are on, the one thing we can all agree on is that's terrible. Terrible.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:03 PM (BXxcV)

29 Are the mandatory mininums in DC higher or lower for shooting the rapists than for the actual rape?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:03 PM (3dUPt)

30 Haley? No.

Posted by: Bosk at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (ZVuYy)

31 "This renewal will mean a more profound change, in a more profound sense," she said.

What the fvck does that even mean?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (XIJ/X)

32 I mean the Twitter thing could be true but the workshopping could be embellishment. Trump doesn't strike me as a workshopped tweets guy.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (BXxcV)

33 Who is Tracy Flick?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (2YYWV)

34 Haley couldn't carry her State...

If the Ukranian first fraud cared about her country's finances, she would have been more restrained and subdued in her splurging orgy in France... Leaders lead by example... Conman preach, hector and harangue...

I wouldn't give the Zelensky regime the time of day, let alone money.

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (4XkCI)

35 The National Archives, which is suuuuuper concerned about where all of its precious documents are, falsely claimed that reports about documents from the Obama era being mishandled being false or misleading weeks before classified documents were discovered in Joe Biden's Corvette garage, or, as he calls it, the Banger Hanger.

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BREAKING: Biden Appoints Former New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern to be New U.S. Minister of Truth. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:05 PM (BRmwW)

36 "This renewal will mean a more profound change, in a more profound sense ..."

... at a profound cost, resulting in profound failures.

Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:05 PM (24fqN)

37 Who is more of a leftist, Nikki or Tulsi?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 19, 2023 07:05 PM (BtmcP)

38 I'm seriously considering honoring my Scottish ancestry, and changing my name to McSheen. Charles Xavier McSheen, to be precise.

My professional name will be C.X. McSheen.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

39 Who is more of a leftist, Nikki or Tulsi?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 19, 2023 07:05 PM (BtmcP)

Ha. What's the sound of one hand clapping?

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (BXxcV)

40 Yeah, well, 90s music will never be classics....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at January 19, 2023 07:01 PM (F2Bjy)


No way!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTeg1txDv8w




Disclaimer: I actually like this song. But, I can see it disappearing from memory in a few more years.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (KLPy8)

41 >>"We need to rebuild better than how it was in the past. Build back better.

Tell me you're on Team WEF without telling me.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (ZLI7S)

42 Mister McSheen on his riding machine.

Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (24fqN)

43 Who new that being a tyrant could be so exhausting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (U+0ZI)

44 Main character in the movie "Election." An overly ambitious striver desperate to be elected, and thus hated by all. Think Mitt Romney, but with breasts.

Posted by: Boots Randolph at January 19, 2023 07:07 PM (vMWVi)

45 Trump is probably coming back to Twitter. I think he probably has to, but I also think that his deal with Truth Social probably requires Truth Social to be his exclusive social media outlet, so I'm wondering what he'll do to finesse that.

-------

Wait, you mean Trump hasn't he been tweeting as "Il Donaldo Trumpo" this entire time?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:07 PM (BRmwW)

46 What the fvck does that even mean?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM


Have you tried analyzing it using a Venn diagram?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 19, 2023 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

47 D.C needs to be defined down to a centralized set of buildings and then the rest, the residential and commercial part, handed over to Maryland

Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2023 07:08 PM (LaNzR)

48 In the early 80s, we listened to "60s at Six" on an AM radio station in New Orleans. Then they started "70s at Seven".

We laughed about being old and listening to "80s at Eight".

We laughed, and laughed....

Posted by: Miklos has tales to tell, not all of them tall at January 19, 2023 07:09 PM (h3VsD)

49 I wouldn't give the Zelensky regime the time of day, let alone money.
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (4XkCI)


And all those western tanks...yeah. Ukraine isn't Desert Storm.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:09 PM (anj39)

50 Nikki Haley is asked tonight if she is running for president: “Am I that person that can be that new leader? That yes, we need to go in a new direction. Can I be that leader? Yes, I think I can be that leader.”

--------

Delusion is not just a river in Egypt.

Yeb! in a Skirt 2024!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (BRmwW)

51 Think Mitt Romney, but with breasts.

Even qwant is stumped by the query "women who look like mitt romney." This is a job for WALL-E!

Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)

52 And all those western tanks...yeah. Ukraine isn't Desert Storm.
Posted by: Diogenes

Those tanks are also known as: Targets.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (3dUPt)

53 My professional name will be C.X. McSheen.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)


Yeah, go with that.

Posted by: Isaac Hayes at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

54 Can i be the one that slips that dress off of that wallflower?
Yes. Yes, i am the one. I'm the fucker moving forward.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (lReTD)

55 I feel it, the roll down thingy to find your birth year. It's a needless cruelty.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 19, 2023 07:12 PM (jTmQV)

56 Before David Crosby did the whole CSN thing ... he was in the Flying Burrito Brothers ... and did a Hell of a version of Six Days on the Road ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTSS1Sx04lo

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:12 PM (uEVfM)

57 "Are the mandatory mininums in DC higher or lower for shooting the rapists than for the actual rape?"

That probably falls under "you can get out on early release for murder"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 19, 2023 07:12 PM (QkXs2)

58 Zombie David Crosy's new song, Satan does have a barbed cock.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2023 07:13 PM (D25PY)

59 Crosby

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 19, 2023 07:13 PM (D25PY)

60 Who is more of a leftist, Nikki or Tulsi?

Leftist ? Tulsi.

Statist ? Nikki.

If I have to pick one or the other, I'll pick Tulsi.

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:14 PM (uEVfM)

61 My professional name will be C.X. McSheen.
Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 19, 2023 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)


Yeah, go with that.
Posted by: Isaac Hayes

I don't think Tater could even grow a decent Porn 'Stache

Posted by: Miklos has that Burt Reynolds look at January 19, 2023 07:14 PM (h3VsD)

62 It is pretty weird listening to these people getting all nostalgic over Smashing Pumpkins or TV shows I didn't even know existed.
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 19, 2023 06:57 PM (zB/T/)

Same here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:14 PM (tkR6S)

63 I hear stuff like Nirvana and Seven Mary Three pretty regularly on classic rock stations. Y'all old, Gen X :p

Posted by: CppThis at January 19, 2023 07:14 PM (PZvjL)

64 Nikki Haley is asked tonight if she is running for president: “Am I that person that can be that new leader? That yes, we need to go in a new direction. Can I be that leader? Yes, I think I can be that leader.”

Has she been to Davos and the WEF? Ever.

If so, I don't want her anywhere near the Presidency.

And the whole new new new mantra: "“Am I that person that can be that new leader? That yes, we need to go in a new direction."

Fills me with suspicion as to who she serves.

Eating zee boogz is a new direction too.

"New" fills me with the opposite of hope these days.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2023 07:14 PM (KLPy8)

65 Let DC burn.

It would be better for everyone.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 19, 2023 07:14 PM (6Tc2R)

66 ...noted lesbian impregnator...

Oi, I could've gone my entire life not knowing that...

Posted by: Flyover at January 19, 2023 07:15 PM (Rbu5d)

67 And all those western tanks...yeah. Ukraine isn't Desert Storm.
Posted by: Diogenes

Those tanks are also known as: Targets.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (3dUPt)


Yup.
Especially if not surrounded by western artillery, western combat engineers, western aviation, and western infantry.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:15 PM (anj39)

68 Crosby
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Crosby is Still, Nach

Posted by: Miklos has a high level of confidence in this at January 19, 2023 07:15 PM (h3VsD)

69 Same here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Where?

Posted by: Miklos from SCTV's Dimwits at January 19, 2023 07:16 PM (h3VsD)

70 Give Ukraine some older tanks. See how they hold up against Russian/Iranian drones. Good test

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2023 07:17 PM (U+0ZI)

71 Nikki Haley is asked tonight if she is running for president: “Am I that person that can be that new leader? That yes, we need to go in a new direction. Can I be that leader? Yes, I think I can be that leader.”

The same chick that thought tearing down every Civil War relic would satisfy the appetite of the mob. That Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:18 PM (uEVfM)

72 Haley? No.
Posted by: Bosk at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (ZVuYy)

Jacinda Ardern would be better. At least you can kick her in the balls if she gets obstreperous.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:18 PM (tkR6S)

73 2...Murder victims are hard to poll.
Posted by: huerfano at January 19, 2023 06:54 PM (dTFZY)

Just ask them when they vote in Detroit or Chicago. Or Atlanta. Or Pittsburgh. Or...[sigh]

Posted by: Flyover at January 19, 2023 07:18 PM (Rbu5d)

74 Tidying up my nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (UQUAY)

--------

I suspect I'm on dozens, if not hundreds, of feral gubmint watchlists since I first started writing Letters to the Editor and calling libertarian & conservative local & national talk radio shows in the 80's.

And that undoubtedly exploded when I first got on the interwebz in '93. Man, that was a heady time ... so much potential for good (and of course evil).

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:20 PM (BRmwW)

75 Putting aise my longstanding opinion of Haley, politicians who talk about vague "new directions" and "moving forward" are so hackle raising, I can't even describe. Republicans who do it are less than dumpster remnants. Honestly don't you have a single fucking thing to say...? It's not like the current regime is difficult to criticize or its hard to find ANYTHING to nail your colors to.

"New Directions" sounds like the name of a fucking funeral parlor.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:20 PM (BXxcV)

76 Jacinda Ardern would be better. At least you can kick her in the balls if she gets obstreperous.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Preposterous

Posted by: Miklos would give it Old College Try, though at January 19, 2023 07:20 PM (h3VsD)

77 Think Mitt Romney, but with breasts.

Even qwant is stumped by the query "women who look like mitt romney." This is a job for WALL-E!
Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:11 PM (24fqN)


Try Yandex, or Frog Find instead

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (xhaym)

78 When, in the debates, Trump told Hillary Clinton she'd be in jail if he became President, that's when he got my vote.

Then he didn't do it, and she proceeded, outside of the confines of a prison, to destroy his presidency and to conspire with Joe Biden to steal his re-election, I decided that while he TALKS a good game, Donald Trump has neither a backbone, nor the kind of rock-hard cock necessary to be my next President.

He had his chance and he fking blew it. I'm reminded of the fact that he was a lifelong Democrat before he ran for the Presidency and I'm not saying it was all a fugazi.

But he's not ever getting my vote again.

I want a killer.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (CWj02)

79 "New Directions" sounds like the name of a fucking funeral parlor.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:20 PM (BXxcV)

We have to reinvent government so it is more responsive to the electorate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (XIJ/X)

80 Let DC burn.

It would be better for everyone.
Posted by: Czech Chick

I'd bulldoze it all. It's a monument to waste, graft, theft and deceit.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (qoGsy)

81 Tidying up my nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (UQUAY)

--------

I suspect I'm on dozens, if not hundreds, of feral gubmint watchlists since I first started writing Letters to the Editor and calling libertarian & conservative local & national talk radio shows in the 80's.

And that undoubtedly exploded when I first got on the interwebz in '93. Man, that was a heady time ... so much potential for good (and of course evil).
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:20 PM (BRmwW)

They're fucking pigs.

If you comment here, you are on many lists.

I don't give a shit. I have lists, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (ZqJGw)

82 I told my daughter I was listening to No Doubt at work and she said: "That's old!"
No, I said. I usually listen to Led Zeppelin and Clapton.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2023 07:22 PM (HgMAr)

83 Jacinda is bailing because she's overdrawn the marxist control-freak account and people of NZ have started voicing that opinion.

Marxist hate to be called out to account for their actions.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:22 PM (3dUPt)

84 Unfavorable take but I'm somewhat relaxed knowing Crosby is dead.

Useless fucker with nothing memorable or listenable.

"Folk Rock" was created for assholes like him. A nonexistent genre.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 19, 2023 07:22 PM (Q4IgG)

85 That explains why I don't know who Tracy Flick is. I was not a high school student in 1998 and did not see the movie that had that character in it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2023 07:23 PM (2YYWV)

86 Those tanks are also known as: Targets.

Don't worry, the drivers will have had three days of mandatory training.

Posted by: t-bird at January 19, 2023 07:23 PM (dNNCD)

87 Remember the olden days when Trump didn't consult with all the consultants before tweeting something?
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Lol.
How do you think he won in 2016?
Read the Forbes article.
He had a whole team in San Antonio testing tweets.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2023 07:23 PM (4X3yA)

88 I want a killer.

Posted by: JamesTCarville at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (CWj02)

And I want a commenter who isn't using a proxy server and has actually commented here before.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:23 PM (XIJ/X)

89 "We need to rebuild better than how it was in the past. Build back better.
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Haven't the Ukranians suffered enough ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (fs1hN)

90 Tidying up my nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, the Least Interesting Man on the NSA Watchlist at January 19, 2023 06:59 PM (UQUAY)


You know those forms you fill out to report the loss after the canoe accident?
Yeah...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (anj39)

91 "Folk Rock" was created for assholes like him. A nonexistent genre.

That hurts. As an Old Crow Medicine Show listener ... that hits me in my feels. Which I did not know I had.

I guess we have no reason to discuss the various works of Jackson Browne.

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (uEVfM)

92 BREAKING: Biden Appoints Former New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern to be New U.S. Minister of Truth. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus
.........

You need a teest. You should be teested. A Covid teest.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

93 I don't give a shit. I have lists, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (ZqJGw)

Yes, but do you have ammo?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (XIJ/X)

94 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)

95 We have to reinvent government so it is more responsive to the electorate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:21 PM (XIJ/X)

Ha. Sounds about right.

Posted by: ... at January 19, 2023 07:25 PM (BXxcV)

96 Shou'd have been in the last thread but I'm channeling my inner Ewok and running just a little bit late.

Not antifa, trantifa.

Posted by: Candidus at January 19, 2023 07:25 PM (eM0wU)

97
Fills me with suspicion as to who she serves.


Wound my heart with a monotonous langour.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2023 07:25 PM (63Dwl)

98 Ted Turner is spinning in his grave unless he is still alive and mad.

Posted by: jerry jay carroll at January 19, 2023 07:25 PM (4hOWY)

99 David Crosby joined Steely Dan to play Wooden Ships twice back in 2019. I happened to be at both.

Written by Crosby Stills and Kanter and recorded by CS&N and Jefferson Airplane, it's Peak Hippie.

With the Dan band it's kick ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoebEunmPZ8

Jon Herrington channels Steve Stills' guitar. Great horns. Keith Carlock is the best drummer on the planet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 19, 2023 07:26 PM (SJsWC)

100 Cholula on eggs is excellent.

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:26 PM (uEVfM)

101 He had a whole team in San Antonio testing tweets.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at January 19, 2023 07:23 PM (4X3yA)

Teesting. Teesting tweets.

Posted by: Jacinda Arden at January 19, 2023 07:26 PM (HgMAr)

102 Tidying up my nic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

I just pay Merry Meme Maids

Posted by: Miklos is admittedly lazy at January 19, 2023 07:26 PM (h3VsD)

103
Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I guess Cholula would be better than Frankenberry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2023 07:27 PM (63Dwl)

104 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)

What are Buffalo Wings, if not fried chicken with hot sauce?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:27 PM (tkR6S)

105 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM


No, it's a mildly-amusing sauce.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2023 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

106 >>David Crosby joined Steely Dan to play Wooden Ships twice back in 2019.

You should post that link when garrett is around, it might just cause him to have a psychotic break.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 19, 2023 07:27 PM (ZLI7S)

107 Fills me with suspicion as to who she serves.


Wound my heart with a monotonous langour.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Chair against the wall again, eh?

Posted by: Miklos has a long moustache at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (h3VsD)

108 94 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dic
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Cholula is more of a sweet sauce but your question made me hungry for fried chicken.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (5TmO/)

109 94 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)

Idk about the specific hot sauce, but spicy fried chicken is a pretty common way of doing things.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (eYoxG)

110 The same chick that thought tearing down every Civil War relic would satisfy the appetite of the mob. That Nikki Haley.

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:18 PM (uEVfM)

--------

Like appointing McTurtle's wife Elaine Chao to his cabinet (assumed at the time he'd made some agreement with Cocaine Mitch, who didn't keep his side of the deal) -- it was a shake-my-head moment when Trump appointed Haley as Ambassador to the U.N. after she ripped him in her "Republican response" to DogEater's SOTU in 2016.

[Heh, some Lefty Loon who wrote a book in 2018 suggested that Trump was cheating on Melania -- maybe it was only her body double! -- with Haley.

/That would explain it!]

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (BRmwW)

111 >Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I dip potato chips in peanut butter
if you like it, it's not weird

Posted by: DB - new tagline wanted at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (geLO8)

112 Cholula always is appropriate on chicken, just like maple syrup on waff....DOH... sorry CBD

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (3dUPt)

113 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:24 PM (oINRc)

Check with Hillary, she keeps it in her purse.
At all times.
When visiting black churches.

Posted by: Candidus at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (eM0wU)

114 Must have equal results. Or I come on a Judge Dredd motorcycle to the citizens dorms and take all your shit.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (7ZeID)

115 I guess we have no reason to discuss the various works of Jackson Browne.
Posted by: Senior

According to Daryl Hannah, Browne had plenty of hits.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (qoGsy)

116 BREAKING -
FOX News has declared Stacey Abrams the Prime Minister of New Zealand

Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (786Ro)

117 What are Buffalo Wings, if not fried chicken with hot sauce?

We had Buffalo Wings, before I could find Buffalo on a map. We just called them Fried Chicken Wings. We're dip 'em in stuff, or pour stuff on 'em.

Posted by: Senior at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (uEVfM)

118 I can't say teest so I say teest. Teest.

Posted by: Jacinda Arden at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (HgMAr)

119 I think he probably has to, but I also think that [Trump's] deal with Truth Social probably requires Truth Social to be his exclusive social media outlet, so I'm wondering what he'll do to finesse that.

forward them all over to chatgpt, with instructions to modify them to become parodies before posting them on twitter.

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (sGtp+)

120 We have to reinvent government so it is more responsive to the needs of those who seek excellent government solutions achieved by maximizing synergies in cross cultural domains while reaching out to diverse constituencies.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (anj39)

121 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Cholula is a bit strange but no not at all. I always do. Especially cold fried chicken (food of kings).

Or mumbo sauce.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (1ais2)

122 @120
Dang. I put myself to sleep.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (anj39)

123 Southern Cross was ok. David Crosby was a sorry ass old hippie and cheesedick. For What's It Worth is probably the lamest song to ever launch someone's career. Fortunate Son was a much better Commie anthem.

I think that's all I have to say about this dead walrus-looking pussy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (oINRc)

124 @60 Tulsi, though I disagree with her, seems honest, Nikki not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 19, 2023 07:29 PM (U+0ZI)

125 Do any of you think it's weird to put hot sauce (namely, Cholula, in this case) on fried chicken?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Ima stick with lime in de coconut

Posted by: Miklos has Tropical Dreams at January 19, 2023 07:30 PM (h3VsD)

126 "Biden’s sloppy retention of a smattering of classified documents looks more like former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s inadvertent retention of classified material on a private email server than former President Donald Trump’s stubborn refusal to return hundreds of classified documents to the DOJ despite repeated demands from federal officials."
-- noted rock-ribbed Conservative Jen Rubin

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 19, 2023 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

127 We have to reinvent government so it is more responsive to the needs of those who seek excellent government solutions achieved by maximizing synergies in cross cultural domains while reaching out to diverse constituencies.
Posted by: Diogenes

Diogenes for Secretary of Transportation2024!

Posted by: Miklos saw what you did there at January 19, 2023 07:31 PM (h3VsD)

128
I saw Monotonous Langour open for The Monkees at the Dallas Civic Center in '65.



(i know, I know)



Posted by: naturalfake at January 19, 2023 07:31 PM (KLPy8)

129 *prances in*

Did someone say newdirection ? Oh, New Direction, ok,
nevermind!

* flounces back out *

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 19, 2023 07:31 PM (fs1hN)

130 Sure Nikki... fold like a cheap suit over the "racist" South Carolina state flag and I'm supposed to think your a big girl now because you did a few good things as UN ambassador and will fight like Donnie Two Scoops does? Hehehe... call me a cynic but uh... *cough cough* bullshit.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (+ldAm)

131 Who is more of a leftist, Nikki or Tulsi?

Wait, they're different people? I figured they were one thing with two names like Kurt Russel and Jeff Bridges or Indiana and Ohio.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (nfrXX)

132 I guess we have no reason to discuss the various works of Jackson Browne.
Posted by: Senior

According to Daryl Hannah, Browne had plenty of hits.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM


Apparently she was somebody's babe, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

133 111 I dip potato chips in peanut butter

i've done it all my life
it makes the chips a bit funner
and it keeps them on my knife

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (sGtp+)

134 Airplane was one of the top three, them and Cream and Rolling Stones but politically much further to the left.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (5TmO/)

135 You think AOC has big choppers? Check this out.
*smiles*

Posted by: Jacinda Arden at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

136 My stepdaughter looked at me like a grew a second head. I never thought it was weird but it freaked her out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (oINRc)

137 BREAKING -
FOX News has declared Stacey Abrams the Prime Minister of New Zealand
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (786Ro)

Heh. According to NZ Frank on the ONT last night, the new PM will probably be an entity known as "Scribbleface", some fat Maori broad with a really ugly face tat. She makes old Stacey appear almost human.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:33 PM (tkR6S)

138 136 My stepdaughter looked at me like a grew a second head. I never thought it was weird but it freaked her out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (oINRc)

That is victory, no?

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:33 PM (1ais2)

139 Last time Haley was being discussed I recall it being painfully apparent Haley was pretending to be nice to us while working with establiahment under promise she could replace him and sell us out.

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at January 19, 2023 07:34 PM (0SrVS)

140 I told my daughter I was listening to No Doubt at work and she said: "That's old!"
No, I said. I usually listen to Led Zeppelin and Clapton.

Posted by: wth at January 19, 2023 07:22 PM (HgMAr)

-------

Heard someone on radio a decade or two ago relate this anecdote about feeling old: he was picked up in a cab by a young adult and a Chicago song was playing on the radio. He asks the driver: "Oh, do you like Chicago?" Driver says, "No, never been there."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:34 PM (BRmwW)

141 BREAKING -
FOX News has declared Stacey Abrams the Prime Minister of New Zealand
Posted by: Hands at January 19, 2023 07:28 PM (786Ro)


*kicks dirt*
And I thought she was a lock for the Mayor of Puyallup.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 19, 2023 07:34 PM (anj39)

142 My stepdaughter looked at me like a grew a second head. I never thought it was weird but it freaked her out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 19, 2023 07:32 PM (oINRc)


I don't like dipping fried chicken, but if you have breaded deep fried chicken that has been deboned, it would take Siracha or something similar with garlic in it

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2023 07:36 PM (xhaym)

143 * flounces back out *
Posted by: Mayor Pete

I flounce right in
I flounce right out
I take my man chest feeding hooties
And shake them all about

Posted by: Mrs. Chasen Buttgig at January 19, 2023 07:36 PM (h3VsD)

144

Nikki should choose Maria Salazar as her veep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 19, 2023 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

145 Heh. According to NZ Frank on the ONT last night, the new PM will probably be an entity known as "Scribbleface", some fat Maori broad with a really ugly face tat. She makes old Stacey appear almost human.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:33 PM (tkR6S)

Thee thounds hawt.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at January 19, 2023 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

146 Now if you really want to freak people out use gochujang on your burritos. Extra points if you put sauerkraut in it as well

Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2023 07:38 PM (xhaym)

147 I don't like dipping fried chicken, but if you have breaded deep fried chicken that has been deboned, it would take Siracha or something similar with garlic in it
Posted by: Kindltot at January 19, 2023 07:36 PM (xhaym)

Wow. Such distinctions seem unnecessary and...

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:38 PM (1ais2)

148 *kicks dirt*
And I thought she was a lock for the Mayor of Puyallup.
Posted by: Diogenes

Be careful, your dreams might come true!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:38 PM (3dUPt)

149 Heh. According to NZ Frank on the ONT last night, the new PM will probably be an entity known as "Scribbleface", some fat Maori broad with a really ugly face tat. She makes old Stacey appear almost human.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I thought New Zealand used to be a Real Country or similar.

Posted by: Miklos does understand Down Under, because cannot stand on head at January 19, 2023 07:38 PM (h3VsD)

150 Idk who maria salazar is but I am a huge fan of Antonio Salazar.

Couldn't be bigger really.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:40 PM (1ais2)

151 Heh. According to NZ Frank on the ONT last night, the new PM will probably be an entity known as "Scribbleface", some fat Maori broad with a really ugly face tat. She makes old Stacey appear almost human.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:33 PM (tkR6S)

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Do they play Australian Rules Lingerie Football there, and is Scrappleface a former player?

[Loved J.J.'s quip from his Morning Report this morning about Jacinda Ardern: she quite literally puts the "Mao" in Māori.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:40 PM (BRmwW)

152 31 "This renewal will mean a more profound change, in a more profound sense," she said.

What the fvck does that even mean?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 19, 2023 07:04 PM (XIJ/X)

I have no idea but it sounds profound.

Posted by: Javemss at January 19, 2023 07:40 PM (AmoqO)

153 The 80s is like the 40s in the 80s..

I piss my wife off all the time by looking up “80s oldies” on YouTube.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 19, 2023 07:40 PM (QLWg+)

154 Nood

Posted by: JT at January 19, 2023 07:41 PM (T4tVD)

155 Also really really like scrapple. With hot sauce. With maple syrup. With apple butter. Plain. Thin slices crispy. Thick slices crispy with soft interior. Mmmmmmmm

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:41 PM (1ais2)

156 António de Oliveira Salazar>>>all other Salazars

Posted by: Miklos from AeroPinochet at January 19, 2023 07:42 PM (h3VsD)

157 Cholula on fried chicken is fantastic, YD.

Posted by: LadyS at January 19, 2023 07:42 PM (VGiJY)

158 a lot of soft supporters and former supporters have been happy to have a break from the Trump Drama Whirlwind.

MFM, monster tech, deep state scum: Extinguish the Drama Whirlwind of Trump!

non-leftist voters: Woo-hoo!

MFM, monster tech, deep state scum: Ignite the Drama Whirlwind of DeSantis!

non-leftist voters: Awwwww...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik #nukedavos at January 19, 2023 07:43 PM (DTX3h)

159 156 António de Oliveira Salazar>>>all other Salazars
Posted by: Miklos from AeroPinochet at January 19, 2023 07:42 PM (h3VsD)

Salazar>>> Lebanese Falange>>>> Franco

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:43 PM (1ais2)

160 Cute Nood!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 19, 2023 07:43 PM (3dUPt)

161 I flounce right in
I flounce right out
I take my man chest feeding hooties
And shake them all about
Posted by: Mrs. Chasen Buttgig
----
Try some Bamboobies Organic Nipple Balm, on sale now!

Posted by: Google Ads at January 19, 2023 07:43 PM (fs1hN)

162 Try some Bamboobies Organic Nipple Balm, on sale now!
Posted by: Google Ads at January 19, 2023 07:43 PM (fs1hN)

Wish I had that during basketball season let me tell you.

Posted by: Thesokorus at January 19, 2023 07:44 PM (1ais2)

163 19 That 90's cybercheese classic, "Hackers", was on Turner Classic Movies a while back.

The 90's were YESTERDAY!

Johnny Lee Miller, who played one of the hacker kids, was recently seen in The Crown as Prime Minister John Major. How is this even possible?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at January 19, 2023 07:00 PM (jKVRX)
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Remember "Sneakers" with Robert Redford? 1992.

Posted by: Ciampino - tennis shoes at January 19, 2023 07:44 PM (qfLjt)

164 Do they play Australian Rules Lingerie Football there, and is Scrappleface a former player?

[Loved J.J.'s quip from his Morning Report this morning about Jacinda Ardern: she quite literally puts the "Mao" in Māori.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:40 PM (BRmwW)

I don't think you'd want to see this in lingerie:

https://tinyurl.com/yckum9yr

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:46 PM (tkR6S)

165 I saw Scrappleface open for Piggy Azalea at the Ding Dong Lounge in Auckland around 2007.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:46 PM (BRmwW)

166 Yes, but do you have ammo?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Affirmative.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 19, 2023 07:47 PM (+Wcyp)

167 I don't think you'd want to see this in lingerie:

https://tinyurl.com/yckum9yr

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 19, 2023 07:46 PM (tkR6S)

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Holy cow! LOL.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 19, 2023 07:48 PM (BRmwW)

168 but a lot of soft supporters and former supporters have been happy to have a break from the Trump Drama Whirlwind.

The sooner people realize that social media ain't all that, the better off we'll all be

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 19, 2023 07:48 PM (0hOvj)

169 Are no countries. Just one Marxist mall. Everything the same. No need to travel.
You are so strange. Stop your difference. Are you a disinformation terrorist?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 19, 2023 07:48 PM (lReTD)

170 36 "This renewal will mean a more profound change, in a more profound sense ..."

... at a profound cost, resulting in profound failures.

Posted by: gp, Lacking Standing Since 2020 at January 19, 2023 07:05 PM (24fqN)
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Too deep for me, I can't fathom it.

Posted by: Ciampino - we are always in the shit at January 19, 2023 07:49 PM (qfLjt)

171 Nikki Haley. Give me a break. Of course I said this about Joe Biden in 2019.

Posted by: Ordinary American at January 19, 2023 07:52 PM (H8QX8)

172 47 D.C needs to be defined down to a centralized set of buildings and then the rest, the residential and commercial part, handed over to Maryland

Posted by: Minuteman at January 19, 2023 07:08 PM (LaNzR)
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That!

Posted by: Ciampino - we are always in the shit, only the depth varies at January 19, 2023 07:53 PM (qfLjt)

173 Damn Steven Crowder went HAM on Big Con, and most likely Daily Wire.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at January 19, 2023 07:55 PM (4U+62)

174 Ordinary American, no, you were/are sound in both cases.

That Biden was even a senator, much less VP and much much less a prez candidate and unimaginably a president, is absurd beyond words and an unbleachable stain on the country and society.

And I'll be the GOP nominee before Haley is. Recall 2016. A true outsider, who pushes every irrational/unserious/irresponsible button among the many clueless self-absorbed "conservatives", wiped out a big field of well-funded GOP aspirants. Trump is running. Not a chance a sad mediocrity like Haley poses any threat to him.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 19, 2023 07:57 PM (OTzUX)

175 Tapatio on teriyaki chicken? A match made in heaven, near perfection.

Posted by: ArmChair in sin at January 19, 2023 08:08 PM (Y5aY+)

176 No Ace, we are not “tired of President Trump” amd the drama, we are tired of the full scale assault on our lives, our Country, our very existence

And we are sick to death of stolen elections…Trumps 2020 election was stolen, Kari Lakes 2022 election was stolen, all
Of Az major elections were stolen, Pa election was stolen, Oz won…

And we are sick of weak people that just need a break, so tired of living are you?

“I'm not sure that Trump's coming back to Twitter will be the Pure Win he's hoping it will be. I know some people get energized when it's TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP, but a lot of soft supporters and former supporters have been happy to have a break from the Trump Drama Whirlwind.”


Posted by: Gonzotx at January 19, 2023 09:23 PM (ozaby)

177 I remember when Dubya was the American Lite-Hitler (“Bush Lied, People Died” which Dubya didn’t bother to contest because he stopped caring after winning reelection.

Right after he beat Lurch Kerry, Dubya began focusing on his real passion — paint by numbers fanatic.

The main reason there was a “Trump Drama Whirlwind” was because Trump was popular with a large percentage of the American People (much more than Bernie and his Bros) and the Democrats, their Deep State and Media had to make Trump radioactive.

If you think that this won’t happen to any Republican who is actually popular (as opposed to an establishment elitist like Haley or a Bush) you are not paying attention — which means Ace is truly a fool because allegedly he/she has been blogging about American politics from when they were in the womb.

Posted by: Dummy #43 at January 19, 2023 10:28 PM (U2W4Y)

178 Meanwhile, over on RedState.com (the GO TO site for Anti-Trump/Pro-Establishment douches), resident douches Mike Miller and Joe Cunningham are at it again.
What's stunning about these two writers, is how they actually believe that ALL the ballots - not real votes from real voters - cast in 2020 and 2022 are legitimate and that President Trump is what's cost Republicans in these elections. Evidence of conspiracy and massive voter fraud mean nothing to either of them. Mike Miller is especially delusional in this regard and has cited Yahoo as his source for election honesty. Yahoo!
For a damned yahoo like Miller, Yahoo is God's truth to him. And of course, Joe Cunningham comes along for the ride because he gets to bash Trump too.
Fuck RedState.com, Mike Miller and Joe Cunningham! I encorage everyone at Ace to boycott RedState.com.

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