"Concerning:" FBI Sent Its Orders to Twitter Via an App Called Teleport, Where Messages Would Disappear Within 10 Days, and Could Not be Screenshot

They couldn't be screenshot? I don't know how an app would manage that, but David Sacks is a tech king and if he says it, it's legit.

So the FBI was using an app whose features made it impossible to ever later check up on their censorship orders to Twitter. They knew that they were fishing in very troubled waters, so a record of their actions was absolutely necessary for Congress and inspector generals to see, but instead of carefully recording all these interactions and saving the records for later analysis, they took pains to make sure no one could see what they were doing.

Intent to defraud the government of the United States -- a vague charge they've charged others with. Charge them. Fucking criminal scumbags and Stasi agents.

It was a very weird detail," Sacks said, "And it shows the way our government prefers to operate, which is in secrecy." "What basis is there for the FBI first of all even to be engaged in censorship on social media to the extent they were," Sacks said, noting they had an 80-agent team flagging posts for the FBI and other parts of the government. They were the "belly button," the centralized conduit for the surveillance by the federal government of social media posts on a large scale, Sacks said.
"What was the crime that they were investigating here," Sacks declared. This was all coming under the heading of searching for "foreign interference" in elections, a truly nebulous justification. Add to that the instructions were secret, disappearing, Sacks said, "Why isn't that a matter of public record?" He said first of all, it was a violation of the First Amendment if they were pushing censorship, but on top of that, they weren't even being transparent about it. "We have a right as citizens of this country to know what our government is doing, and for them to be engaging in this sort of um, you know, magic trick, where the instructions they are giving are disappearing, it's almost like the cover-up part of this crime."
Elon Musk highlighted this discussion, noting that it was "concerning" that the FBI did this.

Video at the link.

(Sorry, I thought I published at 4:30.)

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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 05:37 PM (KFhLj)

2 ooh, a nood and a first!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Stochastic Art Critic at January 16, 2023 05:38 PM (PiwSw)

3 Most bank apps can't be screenshot. You can still take a picture of it though

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 05:38 PM (BXxcV)

4 sorry everybody, I flaked, I had a post for 4:30 and I thought i published it.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2023 05:38 PM (C1Zwz)

5 FBI still doesn't record its interviews, right?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 05:39 PM (KFhLj)

6 Why couldn't they take a photo of it then?

Posted by: keena at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (RiTnx)

7 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (Wnv9h)

8 It's all good, ace.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (0LvC5)

9 Please bring back 'cause for concern'

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (geLO8)

10 The FIB knew what they were doing was illegal and violated the oath they all took and they said "YOLO motherfuckers we do what we want."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (u4CEu)

11 sorry everybody, I flaked, I had a post for 4:30 and I thought i published it.

Posted by: ace at January 16, 2023 05:38 PM (C1Zwz)

We imagined the worst. We thought you were assembling IKEA.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (BXxcV)

12 They couldn't be screenshot? I don't know how an app would manage that, but David Sacks is a tech king and if he says it, it's legit.

It probably could be, but not without difficulty. Like Snapchat supposedly you cannot screenshot but, you know, people do it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (0hOvj)

13 There's a very easy law to be written for this sort of thing. Every agency or dept of the government should be required to only communicate with social media companies on open comms. If they want to talk to Twitter, they should be required to talk on a twitter account. No secret messaging or hidden communications.

Write it with personal criminal liability to fall on anyone who circumvents the order.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (XF9Gj)

14 I guess it's still a conspiracy theory even if it's proven correct.

Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (dTFZY)

15 No reasonable prosecutor who doesn't want his child's car blown up in a mild low-speed sideswipe accident would charge anyone with a crime.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (Kt1w/)

16 To hell with the FBI- it's just a big basket of ratfuckers

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (geLO8)

17 "And it shows the way our government prefers to operate, which is in secrecy."

what was the quote from last week? Our govt. is just like the Soviet Union now, except more gay and retarted.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (Vwer9)

18 Don't worry, McConnell made sure the FBI got enough money to build a Lubyanka, er new headquarters building.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (PX01u)

19 I've never heard of something more above board in my life.

Think how secure such technology made our country!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (OaZlZ)

20 Willowed but something people need to be thinking about and preparing for:
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And if you think the car situation is bad now (blaming the "chip" bullsh*t), just wait until China takes Taiwan.

You ain't seen nothing yet. Cars will cost as much as houses soon.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (Kt1w/)

21 If someone sends me a self-destruct message which can not be screen shot, I would reflexively photograph it.

Posted by: Laser scanner and CNC machine tools at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (wpIHW)

22 ace dipping in that delta 8 jar.

Posted by: Mr. Anderson at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (3ixqk)

23 The FBI: the Stasi meets the Keystone Kops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

24 RIP Gina Lollobrigida and her huge rack

Made it to 95, hell of a run

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 16, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

25 Easy to screenshot. Take a picture with another device.

I had to do this when a kid at my son's high school posted a picture of a gun on Snapchat threatening the school. Son couldn't take a screenshot then, it tells the user who took the shot, dangerous. So I took a picture of his snap with my phone. This is t rocket science ffs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2023 05:42 PM (U2p+3)

26 Why couldn't they take a photo of it then?

Yeah, all our phones have cameras like we are modern-dat spies. But no one could document this. Sorry. That's just how it is.

Sure.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 05:42 PM (KFhLj)

27 what was the quote from last week? Our govt. is just like the Soviet Union now, except more gay and retarded.
Posted by: kallisto
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:42 PM (0LvC5)

28

Hey, they were just trying to save OUR DEMOCRACY

Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2023 05:42 PM (j4U/Z)

29 We can't afford these ham and eggers anymore.

Posted by: wth at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

30 To hell with the FBI- it's just a big basket of ratfuckers
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM

Sir, we protest this libel!

Posted by: Rodent Attracted Persons at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (Wnv9h)

31
I have seen an inability to screen shot some sites. More concerning is some sort of Verizon concern about the security of certain web sites - all of whom I would place on the 'normal' side of the political spectrum.

It's like they're practicing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)

32 oh and if you have a smartphone, you can screen shot anything on a screen. Hell, if I had to deal with these ratfuckers, I'd have a camera pointed at my screen every time I had to deal with them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (xcxpd)

33 Tell me when Hannity gets concerned.

Posted by: Hammond Egger at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (8ocB+)

34 >>sorry everybody, I flaked, I had a post for 4:30 and I thought i published it.

No worries. Getting old isn't pretty.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (ZLI7S)

35 I screen shoot pics all time

yolo

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (us2H3)

36 16 To hell with the FBI- it's just a big basket of ratfuckers
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:41 PM (geLO

Were you spying on us??!?

Posted by: Peter Strzok and Lisa Page at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (PiwSw)

37 Still waiting for ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, NYT, etc. to cover the Twitter files in any depth. Maybe they might journalism their way into wondering why the FBI has tools like Teleporter.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (XEl8M)

38 @5

>>FBI still doesn't record its interviews, right?

We record the interviews WITH OUR MYYIND!!!

--
FBI Agent Johnson, No!!, The Other Johnson.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (up/3i)

39 My last employment before retirement was with JPMorganChase and, believe me, there was all kinds of shenanigans - all day, every day. But, bad as they were, it was nothing as devious and illegal as what various agencies of 'our' government seem to be doing to us everyday.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (qoGsy)

40 Wouldn’t be easier just to kill the FBI?

Posted by: Puddinhead at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (atsDq)

41 Abolish the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (R/m4+)

42 Would be nice to see a movie, staring Charles Bronson taking out corrup cops.

I'd pay $20 to see that movie.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (E7vND)

43 So it's not saveable on the twitter side?

Posted by: Ultra pj at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (G1dq6)

44 5 FBI still doesn't record its interviews, right?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 05:39 PM (KFhLj)
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Them: "We don't have video of the suspect's confession, but here are our handwritten notes of what he said.

Juror Me: "Kiss my ass. Show me video, or go home."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

45 So the FBI was using an app whose features made it impossible to ever later check up on their censorship orders to Twitter.

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"Uhm, don't believe every thing you read, Mr. O'Spades."

-- Bob from the Ministry of Truth, Information, & Security -- But Mostly Security (formerly The NSA)

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (BRmwW)

46 It's probably an OS function to screen shot. And the app is subscribed to a key event and the window does not "paint" in such a context.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:45 PM (OaZlZ)

47 Write it with personal criminal liability to fall on anyone who circumvents the order.

Explain to me who the Controlling Legal Authority is to prosecute criminally when the FBI systematically violates these ~~laws~~ guidelines.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 05:45 PM (L73FT)

48 Say, did you know Elizabeth Arden 8-Hour Cream is good for preventing windburn?

Posted by: Henry Charles Albert David at January 16, 2023 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

49 I screen shoot pics all time
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Is that you, Jeffrey Toobin?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

50 Made it to 95, hell of a run

yes, RIP bellissima. Sophia is still out there though, as is Brigitte Bardot at 88.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 05:46 PM (Vwer9)

51 "Concerning:" FBI Sent Its Orders to Twitter Via an App Called Teleport, Where Messages Would Disappear Within 10 Days, and Could Not be Screenshot

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"Pikers. You wouldn't believe how many thousands you can get rid of in minutes with Hammers and BleachBit"

-- Hillary 2024, Miss Me Yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:46 PM (BRmwW)

52 Congress can't make laws against free speech but I guess it's OK for the Eff Bee Eye to

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 05:46 PM (xhxe8)

53 >>So it's not saveable on the twitter side?

If Twitter had wanted to save it.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

54 Write it with personal criminal liability to fall on anyone who circumvents the order.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 16, 2023 05:47 PM (l6A4W)

55 Al Sharpton: "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris has literally brought about things that have changed the lives of all Americans."
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Has?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You're coming dangerously close to a conspiracy to commit white supremacy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 05:48 PM (FVME7)

56 RIP Gina Lollobrigida and her huge rack

Made it to 95, hell of a run
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at January 16, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

Oh no! She's one of the women that first stirred my loins.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 05:48 PM (BdMk6)

57 Elon Musk highlighted this discussion, noting that it was "concerning" that the FBI did this.

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One might even say "criminal" except, of course, that the criminals are running the gulags.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:48 PM (BRmwW)

58 Would be nice to see a movie, staring Charles Bronson taking out corrup cops.
I'd pay $20 to see that movie.
Posted by: Redenzo at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (E7vND)

Death Wish 69: Boston Embrace Boogaloo Snafu...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 05:48 PM (R/m4+)

59 You could probably take a photo of a screen from your phone, though.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:48 PM (OaZlZ)

60 Tell me when Hannity gets concerned.

Hannity looks at the FBI the same way a cheerleader slut looks at the varsity football team.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 05:48 PM (L73FT)

61 Well on the bright side, the J Edgar Hoover building wasn't named after Lavrentiy Beria. So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (44ww/)

62 Sorry, I thought I published at 4:30.
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Be better.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (OaZlZ)

63 Explain to me who the Controlling Legal Authority is to prosecute criminally when the FBI systematically violates these laws guidelines.

No reasonable prosecutor! No standing!!

Posted by: Hawaiian Roll in a Powdered Wig at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (KFhLj)

64 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues

Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (us2H3)

65 Sandra Fluke is funny because a fluke sounds like a fish.

Posted by: Hordebot 2025 at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (FVME7)

66 Kevin McCarthy will get to the bottom of this.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (dkDGC)

67 Well on the bright side, the J Edgar Hoover building wasn't named after Lavrentiy Beria. So we've got that going for us.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM

*waves new bill*

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at January 16, 2023 05:50 PM (Wnv9h)

68 It's funny that Sheila is named after 2 Confederate generals

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:50 PM (geLO8)

69 Remember, if the FIBS were doing it with Twitter they're still doing it with the other social media sites.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 16, 2023 05:50 PM (PX01u)

70 I screen shoot sometimes.
Highly recommended. Better than fried banana and peanut butter!

Posted by: Zombie Elvis at January 16, 2023 05:50 PM (wpIHW)

71 RIP Gina Lola Jupiter

Posted by: George Jetson at January 16, 2023 05:50 PM (OaZlZ)

72 Scumbags.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2023 05:50 PM (0OP+5)

73 > FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues

Posted by: REDACTED

and 'losing' evidence

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:51 PM (geLO8)

74 "What basis is there for the FBI first of all even to be engaged in censorship on social media to the extent they were"

None. It was the swamp doing swamp things. That's why the FBI is irredeemable, beyond salvage, worthy of nothing but the scrap heap - and the gallows for the traitors.

Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 05:51 PM (Y+2kU)

75 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM

Who would want to steal that abortion? Other than maybe scrap metal merchants.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 16, 2023 05:51 PM (Wnv9h)

76 For a more transparent government. And I'm sure this is compliant with Federal Records Retention laws, I mean the FBI wouldn't break the law.

/sarc

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2023 05:51 PM (S6+HK)

77 Kevin McCarthy will get to the bottom of this.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (dkDGC)
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He knows how!

Posted by: Frank Luntz at January 16, 2023 05:51 PM (OaZlZ)

78 Fuck 'em

Posted by: Shit John Jay said at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (dkDGC)

79 This 'system' is in direct violation of the Federal Records Act, which directs the Federal government to keep all records, INCLUDING ELECTRONIC information.

Communication with the Feds, is supposed to be recorded, and kept... period.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (oHd/0)

80 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues

Posted by: REDACTED

and 'losing' evidence
Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 202

Planting evidence

Posted by: Beartooth at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (PX01u)

81 Defund DOJ/FBI.

Posted by: democrats, Raping And Mutilating The Children They Cannot Kill, Since 1973 at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (jV+aN)

82 The invisible correspondence between the FBI and Twitter is not unusual. It is just the latest example of technology used by government collaborators that partner with anti-human scum. Did you really think Adam Schiff was born with those eyeballs?

Posted by: Alex Jones at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (uWF4x)

83 This is truly frightening. More frightening? Absolutely no one will do a thing about it. America, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

84 73 > FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues

Posted by: REDACTED

and 'losing' evidence
Posted by: DB - you know my name

Khaki shorts, raybans, collared shirts and Jell-O shots.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (U2p+3)

85 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

Burning a compound full of children to death?

Sending back a child to a communist country?

Posted by: Hawaiian Roll in a Powdered Wig at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (KFhLj)

86 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues

I can hire 10 Boston Longshoreman for a lot cheaper and do just as good a job.

Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (Y+2kU)

87 Kevin McCarthy will get to the bottom of this.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM

He's got better things to do, like sniffing Crenshaw's eyepatch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (ZKWca)

88 This 'system' is in direct violation of the Federal Records Act, which directs the Federal government to keep all records, INCLUDING ELECTRONIC information.
Communication with the Feds, is supposed to be recorded, and kept... period.

Posted by: Romeo13
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You're mistaking our current system for Heritage America.

We're not living at that address any longer.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (Kt1w/)

89 >FBI needs to stick to what they good at

burning women and children to death

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (geLO8)

90 For a more transparent government. And I'm sure this is compliant with Federal Records Retention laws, I mean the FBI wouldn't break the law.

/sarc
Posted by: Darth Randall at January 16, 2023 05:51 PM (S6+HK)
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Hey man, they didn't write the software!

It's the way the app works!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (OaZlZ)

91 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

Burning a compound full of children to death?

Sending back a child to a communist country?

Raiding ex-First Ladies' panty drawers?

Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (Y+2kU)

92 Get offa me delicious bread pretending to be a judge.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (KFhLj)

93 Gina Lollobrigida and Rock Hudson dancing:

https://tinyurl.com/4t5vm4nn

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (Vwer9)

94 Lots of apps can't be screenshot as a security feature. Mostly password authenticators or MFA code generators, but it can be added to any app, really.

Posted by: pkudude99 at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (VV8kZ)

95 Tell me when Hannity gets concerned.

Posted by: Hammond Egger at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (8ocB+)

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"Let's assassinate Bad Vlad and then Nuke Russia first; after that, we can get back to talking about all the beloved heroes standing up for us and the U.S. Constitution in the F.B.I. as they continue to undergo Chris Wray's requisite White Privilege Sensitivity Training in Maui for a few more months."

-- HannityNPCRandomBotCommentsGenerator.com

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (BRmwW)

96 Nothing is defunded, due to the omnibus bill, everything is funded up to September of 2023.
I don't think they cut a thing. To the contrary.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (jTmQV)

97 burning women and children to death

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (geLO

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Ahem. Jurisdiction?!

Posted by: ATF at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (OaZlZ)

98 Hell, I think the FBI needs a healthy increase to its budget...Ummm, NO!

But that is exactly what the fucking Republican Party helped them get.

Anybody wonder why I'm not a Republican anymore?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (afRfN)

99 In Windows, it's possible for code install a hook to capture all keypresses. I use this capability in my software to prevent users from screenshotting error dialogs (I don't want to be receiving error message pictures that I have to transcribe back into text). It's suprisingly easy, barely an inconvenience: my hook code just tosses any Prnt-Scrn keypresses that come in, so they never get processed by Windows. All other keypresses get passed onto Windows.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (imVg7)

100

Did you really think Adam Schiff was born with those eyeballs?

Posted by: Alex Jones at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM

That is such an incredible impersonation of Alex Jones, I have to ask? Are you really Alex Jones?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (enJYY)

101 >>>FBI needs to stick to what they good at

>Shooting Rover/Fluffy in his own yard.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2023 05:54 PM (Er3sM)

102 They are committing elite supremacy.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (Oy895)

103 46 It's probably an OS function to screen shot. And the app is subscribed to a key event and the window does not "paint" in such a context.
Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:45 PM (OaZlZ)

/Looks at his phone... pulls up the camera... points it at his monitor...

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (oHd/0)

104 Aside from the whole spirit of the Constitution and a free society thing, doesn't this violate the Public Records Act?

Posted by: Zek at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (5FPX4)

105 Forget about reforming the IC, these fuckers are incorrigible.
Defund it immediately

Posted by: Zombie Frank Church at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (Tc2CN)

106 Still waiting for ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, NYT, etc. to cover the Twitter files in any depth. Maybe they might journalism their way into wondering why the FBI has tools like Teleporter.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at January 16, 2023 05:43 PM (XEl8M)

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"Like Afghanistan, Twitter has never existed and we've never been at war with it."

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (BRmwW)

107 Is this one of those "one weird trick" thingies?

Posted by: Bosk at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (ZVuYy)

108 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

guarding MLK statues

And here I thought they were branching out into investigating garage door handle pulls at NASCAR venues

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (L73FT)

109 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

Rounding up old ladies for looking at the drapes in the House.

Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (Y+2kU)

110 The FBI: the Stasi meets the Keystone Kops.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevarat

With just a smidgen of the Three Stooges.

The grandkids spent the night the other night and watched the Stooges and thought they were funny. But there was racism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (FVME7)

111 Planting evidence
Posted by: Beartooth at January 16, 2023 05:52 PM (PX01u)
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So more evidence will grow!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (OaZlZ)

112 A man who was wearing a t-shirt that read “Jesus Saves” was reportedly kicked out of the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota for his shirt being too offensive for others.

Footage of the incident went viral and shows security officers telling the man wearing the green “Jesus Saves” shirt that his shirt was “offending” other shoppers in the mall.

The security would continue to tell the man he either had to remove his shirt or leave the mall

https://tinyurl.com/5ctzvha5

If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (0LvC5)

113 Yes I see a prior commenter also noted the Records Act violation. It's the equivalent of getting Al Capone on tax evasion but I'll take it.

Posted by: Zek at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (5FPX4)

114 Elon Musk highlighted this discussion, noting that it was "concerning" that the FBI did this

Are we doing a dead pool this year? If so, my first choice is Elon Musk who will die when he is visiting the twitter backup server farm when all of the disk drives explode.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 16, 2023 05:57 PM (xttsV)

115 Gina had a cameo on the Flintstones
Gina Lolabrickia

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 05:57 PM (xhxe8)

116 Would be nice to see a movie, staring Charles Bronson taking out corrup cops.

I'd pay $20 to see that movie.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 16, 2023 05:44 PM (E7vND)

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Death Wish VI: The CrackHos.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:57 PM (BRmwW)

117 Forget about reforming the IC, these fuckers are incorrigible.
Defund it immediately

Or at least invoice all of the foreign and international conglomerate clients who subscribe through Bribem, Clinton, Obama, Comey, etc.

Cut out the middlemen and just give them an e-portal into an ebay like Classified Documents for Sale marketplace.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (L73FT)

118 The grandkids spent the night the other night and watched the Stooges and thought they were funny. But there was racism!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (FVME7)
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"The Three Stooges" will soon join "Amos'N'Andy" as streng verboten heritage TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

119 Al Sharpton: "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris has literally brought about things that have changed the lives of all Americans."
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Remember, these are the people the always on-message Democrat Party are "getting rid of" and "taking down".

Always watch the other hand, and stop seeing what you think you want to see.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (BXxcV)

120 A man who was wearing a t-shirt that read “Jesus Saves” was reportedly kicked out of the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota for his shirt being too offensive for others.

Footage of the incident went viral and shows security officers telling the man wearing the green “Jesus Saves” shirt that his shirt was “offending” other shoppers in the mall.

The security would continue to tell the man he either had to remove his shirt or leave the mall

https://tinyurl.com/5ctzvha5

If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

I want to know who the fuckers were that got offended. I really, really do. Was it one person? Two maybe?

We are living in a tyranny of the minority. And I'm getting tired of it.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (afRfN)

121 I have a friend who is a retired FBI agent, he is 80. His stories are amazing, I used to think he was making half of it up. Maybe he is, I don’t know. His specialty was Islam, even that many years ago. They were following people who immigrated here as they worried about this religion. He does this voice that would blow you away - he used it on the phone to get information on new people in the community in NOLA.

He also worked as an undercover dock worker for thefts, he still has his employee ID from this stint. They used to actually arrest people for drug trafficking and such. Not kidding! Anyway, I asked him about where the org is now, and he said it has never been clean, but they used to care about the country. Sad.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 It's probably an OS function to screen shot. And the app is subscribed to a key event and the window does not "paint" in such a context.
Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:45 PM (OaZlZ)

/Looks at his phone... pulls up the camera... points it at his monitor...
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 05:55 PM (oHd/0)

There'd have to be a zillion ways around that. I can think of a few ways to implement, and far more to circumvent. They paid twatter to be lazy, and that's what they got.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (zB/T/)

123 Write it with personal criminal liability to fall on anyone who circumvents the order.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at January 16, 2023 05:47 PM (l6A4W)

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Durham, Smith, and Hur Will Come ... Together ... Over We.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (BRmwW)

124 Sandra Fluke is funny because a fluke sounds like a fish.
Posted by: Hordebot 2025 at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (FVME7)

Probably smells like a fish too

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (M+Lyo)

125
The grandkids spent the night the other night and watched the Stooges and thought they were funny.

Who are these Stooges you speak of?

Posted by: Gina at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (enJYY)

126 I think Mall of America should have a religious lawsuit on their hands.

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (xhxe8)

127 Are we doing a dead pool this year? If so, my first choice is Elon Musk who will die when he is visiting the twitter backup server farm when all of the disk drives explode.

I heard the FBI was commandeering all of the used Teslas and will be charging them in the Twitter backup server farm.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (L73FT)

128 We are living in a tyranny of the minority. And I'm getting tired of it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (afRfN)
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Jesus Himself kinda warned us this would happen, so no surprise.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (0LvC5)

129 Footage of the incident went viral and shows security officers telling the man wearing the green “Jesus Saves” shirt that his shirt was “offending” other shoppers in the mall.
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The truth hurts

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (BXxcV)

130 One thing is certain - the fib are engaged in domestic election interference.

Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (cCxay)

131 Would be nice to see a movie, staring Charles Bronson taking out corrup cops.

Every time I see an ad for the "FBI" TV show, I laugh. I'm sure it shows them as the good guys. I'd love to see a competitor make a show called "Real FBI" showing nothing but bad cops and evil government.

Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (Y+2kU)

132
We are living in a tyranny of the minority. And I'm getting tired of it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (afRfN)

I hope this person sues. Also, now do Allah.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

133 "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris has literally brought about things that have changed the lives of all Americans."
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So did Wuhan China.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (OaZlZ)

134 Biden: "I'm gonna have to start charging you rent, pal."

Hunter: "I see. That's cool. How much?"

Biden: "Oh, I'd say about $100,000 a month."

Hunter: "Whoa, that's pretty steep, Dad."

Biden: "Ok. Ok. We are family, and in honor of the memory of your brother, I'll lower it to $50,000."

Hunter: "Sweet!. You're so awesome, Dad."

Posted by: washrivergal at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (1gO6a)

135 No, no. You're doing it wrong. Elon gets arrested, and out of remorse or despondency at his crimes coming to light, he hangs himself in jail. No guards present, camera malfunction, broken neck bones.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (KFhLj)

136 Well on the bright side, the J Edgar Hoover building wasn't named after Lavrentiy Beria. So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2023 05:49 PM (44ww/)

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Don't give them any ideas!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (BRmwW)

137 They used the Cone of Silence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (63Dwl)

138 What amazes me more? There are HUNDREDS of people involved in this... from the companies, to agents, to IT guys... yet NO ONE considered that this was hinky at best, probably illegal, and UnConstitutional?

That whole Hannity thing where he says 99% of FBI agents are wonderful people?

Uh.... no... no one dropped a dime on this? No Whistleblowers? NO FUCKING PATRIOTS?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (oHd/0)

139 I trust no feeb or spook, retired or otherwise.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (0LvC5)

140 The security would continue to tell the man he either had to remove his shirt or leave the mall

https://tinyurl.com/5ctzvha5

If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

Posted by: SMH
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I'm betting there were numerous people with curse words and/or inappropriate cleavage or tattoos showing. That's fine, though.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (Kt1w/)

141 135 No, no. You're doing it wrong. Elon gets arrested, and out of remorse or despondency at his crimes coming to light, he hangs himself in jail. No guards present, camera malfunction, broken neck bones.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Don't forget stabbing himself with a shiv 48 times.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (sAmhv)

142 Uh.... no... no one dropped a dime on this? No Whistleblowers? NO FUCKING PATRIOTS?
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Gotta get that pension.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (0LvC5)

143 That Jackson-Lee "hate crime" bill? Kevin ain't got a hair on his ass if he don't let it come to the floor.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (AwYPR)

144 Woke Apartheid

Posted by: 13times at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (cCxay)

145 The security would continue to tell the man he either had to remove his shirt or leave the mall

So when will some busty chick test the mall security?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (L73FT)

146 I'm betting there were numerous people with curse words and/or inappropriate cleavage or tattoos showing. That's fine, though.
Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 06:01 PM (Kt1w/)
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Oh, of course.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:02 PM (0LvC5)

147 You guys are acting like the FBI didn't do great work by investigating people who give money to colleges to get their kids accepted.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2023 06:02 PM (vc5uW)

148 Elon gets arrested, and out of remorse or despondency at his crimes coming to light, he hangs himself in jail. No guards present, camera malfunction, broken neck bones.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 06:00 PM (KFhLj)
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I worry about the people who just can't accept that simple answer.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:02 PM (OaZlZ)

149 https://tinyurl.com/5ctzvha5

If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

Posted by: SMH

Lawsuit ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 16, 2023 06:02 PM (M+Lyo)

150 Al Sharpton: "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris has literally brought about things that have changed the lives of all Americans."
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Adolf literally brought about things that changed the lives of all Germans. And Brits. And Frogs. And Poles. And Russians. And Danes. And Dutchmen. And Norwegians.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

151 126 I think Mall of America should have a religious lawsuit on their hands.
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (xhxe

Wut? MoA's private property. If they want to be offended by Jesus, they have every right to be.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (imVg7)

152 Hey man, they didn't write the software!

It's the way the app works!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 05:53 PM (OaZlZ)

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It's all objective, impartial AI writing its own self-modifying software & upgrades!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (BRmwW)

153 If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (0LvC5)

If he had gone in with one that read "Itbah Al Yahud" he would have been fine.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (PiwSw)

154 Durham, Smith, and Hur Will Come ... Together ... Over We.
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Hur, Dur & Smith Attorneys at Law

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (fs1hN)

155 You guys are acting like the FBI didn't do great work by investigating people who give money to colleges to get their kids accepted.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2023 06:02 PM (vc5uW)
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I'll give them credit for trying to kidnap my governor...

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (OaZlZ)

156 Screen shot.

Take a fucking photo with a digital camera of your phone dipshits. Technology is almost always overruled by common sense.

Or make a TicTok vid.

Assholes.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (Q4IgG)

157 ...The security would continue to tell the man he either had to remove his shirt or leave the mall/i]

These guards are not far different from the Roman guards/soldiers that mocked and scourged Jesus. I wonder if any of them will reflect on that?

Nah. Just doin' my job.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (afRfN)

158 f the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

I wonder if my lawn guy, Jesus, can go over there and file a hate crime for the mall finding his name offensive.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (L73FT)

159 6 Why couldn't they take a photo of it then?
Posted by: keena at January 16, 2023 05:40 PM (RiTnx)

Well, first of all the guy on the Twitter end of that line would have to have WANTED to keep a record.

They were all in on this.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (c7HsI)

160 Sounds like the mall ain't keeping up with recent supreme court caselaw. And by recent I mean 1980.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (KFhLj)

161 Christians need to picket Mall of America as anti-christian.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (OaZlZ)

162 And it shows the way our government prefers to operate, which is in secrecy
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Because they know that they are not "our" government. They are foreign occupiers seeking to maintain an illusion, while it's useful, that they are an American government.

Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2023 06:05 PM (kOpft)

163 147 You guys are acting like the FBI didn't do great work by investigating people who give money to colleges to get their kids accepted.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2023 06:02 PM (vc5uW)

ABSCAM was pretty sweet too. Entrapping congresscum to commit crimes on camera...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:05 PM (imVg7)

164 the fbi and justice are nothing more than a Praetorian Guard for the democratic party

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 06:05 PM (Irn0L)

165 Wut? MoA's private property. If they want to be offended by Jesus, they have every right to be.
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Like a lunch counter.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 06:05 PM (Kt1w/)

166 ""Concerning:" FBI Sent Its Orders to Twitter Via an App Called Teleport, Where Messages Would Disappear Within 10 Days, and Could Not be Screenshot"

It's not like they were trying to hide stuff like orange bad man did.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 16, 2023 06:05 PM (uNylN)

167 If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

I saw the video the young man was very respectful and the officer was being ridiculous

I want that shirt! everyone should have one. wear it everywhere

I miss when this was a free country it was nice

Posted by: BlackOrchidthenotsinger at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (w0NJk)

168 I'll give them credit for trying to kidnap my governor...

And like any other government entity, they manage to screw that up too.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (L73FT)

169 Al Sharpton: "Joe Biden and Kamala Harris has literally brought about things that have changed the lives of all Americans."
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Adolf literally brought about things that changed the lives of all Germans. And Brits. And Frogs. And Poles. And Russians. And Danes. And Dutchmen. And Norwegians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
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"In five years, you won't recognize your cities!"
---Hermann Goering

Posted by: Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (XlE1Z)

170 I bet a Gay Rainbow Jesus fish would've been fine.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (Kt1w/)

171 Christians need to picket Mall of America as anti-christian.

Flash mob with everyone wearing JESUS SAVES t-shirt

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (Vwer9)

172 I wonder if my lawn guy, Jesus, can go over there and file a hate crime for the mall finding his name offensive.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (L73FT)

Its like the story of the guy who got in trouble last year... got called in by the school for having a "Let's Go Brandon' sign on his truck.

Turns out his Son was on the Football team... and was named... Brandon.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (oHd/0)

173 If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (0LvC5)

Haysoos? What's wrong with Haysoos?...rayciss

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (AwYPR)

174 A man who was wearing a t-shirt that read “Jesus Saves” was reportedly kicked out of the Mall of America in Bloomington, Minnesota for his shirt being too offensive for others.

Footage of the incident went viral and shows security officers telling the man wearing the green “Jesus Saves” shirt that his shirt was “offending” other shoppers in the mall.

The security would continue to tell the man he either had to remove his shirt or leave the mall

https://tinyurl.com/5ctzvha5

If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:56 PM (0LvC5)
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I imagine there'd be no problem with -- and a white supremacist hate crime to even report -- a Muzzi Terrorist or Kathy Griffin walking around the mall with a bleeding, severed, prosthetic head of Trump -- amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (BRmwW)

175 Off repugnant alien sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (XlE1Z)

176 I wonder if my lawn guy, Jesus, can go over there and file a hate crime for the mall finding his name offensive.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM (L73FT)
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You've said yourself he ought to advertise his cheaper rates.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (OaZlZ)

177 someone should hire a plane to tow a JESUS SAVES banner over Mall of America. All day long.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM (Vwer9)

178 So some company can post signs no Muslims or Hindus allowed and get away with it?
Everyone knows that shit would get sued in a heartbeat

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (xhxe8)

179 Open the screenshot-proof thing in one window. Give focus to another app in a smaller window. While the smaller window has focus, do a PrtSc.

Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (SUECK)

180 We are living in a tyranny of the minority. And I'm getting tired of it.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at January 16, 2023 05:58 PM (afRfN)
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Jesus Himself kinda warned us this would happen, so no surprise.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 05:59 PM (0LvC5)

This has been the inevitable situation since the Golden Calf.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (BdMk6)

181
Christians need to picket Mall of America as anti-christian.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:04 PM

Could be a trap. I've seen that the back of the same sweatshirt had the Islamic crescent with the 'Coexist' message.

Posted by: Gina at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (enJYY)

182 Because they know that they are not "our" government. They are foreign occupiers seeking to maintain an illusion, while it's useful, that they are an American government.

^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^

A hostile occupying enemy force

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (L73FT)

183 someone should hire a plane to tow a JESUS SAVES banner over Mall of America. All day long.
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It would be interesting to see if you could purchase advertising in one of the kiosks or wall hanging areas to make the same statement.

Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 06:08 PM (Kt1w/)

184 Use the same tools that the FIB uses to find wiped data. Not certain how that would work in a cloud.

Posted by: Lotta nerve at January 16, 2023 06:08 PM (JdcHc)

185 So if the goalie on your hockey team is named Jesus, and he blocks a shot on goal, can you shout "Jesus saves!" ?

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 06:09 PM (geLO8)

186 Jesus saves.

And, at today's prices, that's a miracle!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2023 06:09 PM (XlE1Z)

187 It would be interesting to see if you could purchase advertising in one of the kiosks or wall hanging areas to make the same statement.
Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 06:08 PM (Kt1w/)

Wish I owned a Bank...

Jesus Saves! (then in really small lettering underneath) Jesus Rameriz, Romeo's Savings and Loan)

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (oHd/0)

188 Gina had a cameo on the Flintstones
Gina Lolabrickia
Posted by: Skip
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Close. She was Gina Loadabricks. Might have been in the same episode with Stony Curtis.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (SIZS3)

189 On the Front: Jesus Saves

On the back: Ask me about my reasonable gardening rates.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (OaZlZ)

190 179 Open the screenshot-proof thing in one window. Give focus to another app in a smaller window. While the smaller window has focus, do a PrtSc.
Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (SUECK)

Doesn't work that way. The Windows hook allows any app. to intercept *all* keyboard events.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (imVg7)

191 Wut? MoA's private property. If they want to be offended by Jesus, they have every right to be.

oh yeah! And all their retail tenants are super-excited at the prospect of negative publicity and boycott by Christian consumers.

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwer9)

192 186 Jesus saves.

And, at today's prices, that's a miracle!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at January 16, 2023 06:09 PM (XlE1Z)

Jesus Saves!

Satan's in the stock Market.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (oHd/0)

193 What I am confused about is why wouldn't some FIB flunky be sent to meet and give directives face to face? Has tradecraft devolved to the point where sending stuff electronically is less risky?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (8C7+r)

194 Biff haven't seen that episode in 50 years probably, but always found it funny

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

195 Doesn't work that way. The Windows hook allows any app. to intercept *all* keyboard events.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (imVg7)

Run it in a virtual machine.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM (oHd/0)

196 Child barely escapes with life after doggehs try to maul him!

https://tinyurl.com/28vhecth

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM (0LvC5)

197 The resistance needs to start using something like Teleport.

Posted by: Lotta nerve at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM (JdcHc)

198 Mall of America has a rule against obscene shirts or religious slurs. The shirt had a hash mark over the “coexist” symbol,

I certainly hope they have been extremely diligent in treating every single person the exact same when they apply this rule….

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 06:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

199 So if the goalie on your hockey team is named Jesus, and he blocks a shot on goal, can you shout "Jesus saves!" ?

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 06:09 PM (geLO

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Are you watching The Wild play at the Mall of (Some of) America?

Then no.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:12 PM (OaZlZ)

200 Is there not just one honest agent in the fbi? I am sick and tired of hearing there are and then dead silence.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 06:12 PM (Irn0L)

201 So if the goalie on your hockey team is named Jesus, and he blocks a shot on goal, can you shout "Jesus saves!" ?

that was the Flyers motto in the 70s: Only Jesus Saves More Than Bernie Parent

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 06:12 PM (Vwer9)

202 What I am confused about is why wouldn't some FIB flunky be sent to meet and give directives face to face? Has tradecraft devolved to the point where sending stuff electronically is less risky?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (8C7+r)

What makes you think they didn't?

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 06:13 PM (BdMk6)

203 Wut? MoA's private property. If they want to be offended by Jesus, they have every right to be.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Pruneyard Shopping Center decision, as well as others, disagree.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 16, 2023 06:15 PM (wpIHW)

204 The next republican president should declare the
Fbi has been hacked and give them 24 hrs to get all the and informants to safety. Then dump the entire FBI/DOJ database onto the web. Nuke it from orbit , so to speak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 06:15 PM (bOUhi)

205 "I join with my fellow real Americans to support the vitally important work our Federal Bureau of Investigation does, every single day. I salute the bravery, integrity, and hard work of all of these fine ham-and-eggers of the FBI.

Furthermore, Director Wray has my full support."

Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at January 16, 2023 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

206 sorry everybody, I flaked, I had a post for 4:30 and I thought i published it.
Posted by: ace

We forgive ya .

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 06:16 PM (T4tVD)

207 Hmm. John Ratcliffe just said that VPs only get secret service detail for six months after they leave office. So that means that unlike PDT, the SS was not around to keep an eye on Joey's top secret material.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2023 06:16 PM (3ImbR)

208 Doesn't work that way. The Windows hook allows any app. to intercept *all* keyboard events.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (imVg7)
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Then just use ShareX, which doesn't use that key.

But I'm going to bet there still is an OS event fired that would block it. If a commonly known freeware product like ShareX could capture it, that would be dumb.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:16 PM (OaZlZ)

209 190 179 Open the screenshot-proof thing in one window. Give focus to another app in a smaller window. While the smaller window has focus, do a PrtSc.
Posted by: OCBill at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (SUECK)

Doesn't work that way. The Windows hook allows any app. to intercept *all* keyboard events.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (imVg7)

At some point in history, phones got cameras.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 06:16 PM (8C7+r)

210 Most hotel reservation apps like Hotels.com won't let you take a screen shot. I've tried, you get an Android warning not allowed. It's not uncommon at all. And of course if the government doesn't want anyone to have the receipts, no receipts for you!

Posted by: Michael Hill at January 16, 2023 06:16 PM (Blm/Q)

211 @also undercovers to safety

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 06:17 PM (bOUhi)

212 C.J. Harris, known as a standout performer on "American Idol," has died. He was 31.

"C.J. Harris was an incredible talent, and the news of his passing deeply saddens us," they wrote. "He will be truly missed."

The musician's cause of death has not been immediately disclosed.

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 06:17 PM (geLO8)

213 The next republican president should declare the
Fbi has been hacked and give them 24 hrs to get all the and informants to safety. Then dump the entire FBI/DOJ database onto the web. Nuke it from orbit , so to speak

A Hawaiian judge will frustrate that plan. Even if not, the IC would band together and make it physically impossible to dump the database onto anything.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:17 PM (L73FT)

214 Y'all know that Wray is at Davos, for the food and ambience, of course.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:17 PM (0LvC5)

215 I believe this speech was given as part of an Oxford Debate and it is a really great takedown of the global warming crap. Worth a view.

https://tinyurl.com/y6yzb9kc

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

216 So I'm thinking that a secure app would react to seeing the whole window "invalidated", and would probably start trying to find out why it needs to repaint the whole window.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (OaZlZ)

217 It's 4:30 somewhere Ace

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (bOUhi)

218 202 What I am confused about is why wouldn't some FIB flunky be sent to meet and give directives face to face? Has tradecraft devolved to the point where sending stuff electronically is less risky?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 06:10 PM (8C7+r)

What makes you think they didn't?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 06:13 PM (BdMk6)

I don't. I'm asking about the inflection point.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (8C7+r)

219
Gina had a cameo on the Flintstones
Gina Lolabrickia
Posted by: Skip
__________

Close. She was Gina Loadabricks. Might have been in the same episode with Stony Curtis.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Ann-Margrock!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

220 We can't afford these ham and eggers anymore.
Posted by: wth

now its Ham and Exema.

Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (T4tVD)

221
that was the Flyers motto in the 70s: Only Jesus Saves More Than Bernie Parent

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 06:12 PM

I had a connection that got me Flyers tickets during those years. Not in the owners box, but right behind the Flyers bench. Skate off the ice, spit the mouthpiece out, a mouth full of... nothing. Teeth all gone. My dates found it interesting and strangely exciting. Me? Not so much. Maybe I should have had Nevergiveup's business cards.

Posted by: Gina at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (enJYY)

222 Biff haven't seen that episode in 50 years probably, but always found it funny
Posted by: Skip
___________

It was a good show the first few seasons, then rapidly suckage. The background score was brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHlYYyM2Gjw

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 16, 2023 06:19 PM (SIZS3)

223 And now for something completely different. A guy livestreams his death in the Nepal plane crash. Must have been a tough phone camera.

https://bit.ly/3GKdF8M

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

224 I guess the problem is there were not enough father rapers, mother killers, pederasts, child killers, drug runners, drug king pins, terrorists, mother rapers, father killers, litterers and democrats going around to keep the FBI busy.

So they freelanced.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 06:19 PM (R/m4+)

225 I heard that Joe Rogan is now venturing into Climate Chance Skepticism.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:19 PM (OaZlZ)

226 Pruneyard Shopping Center decision, as well as others, disagree.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at January 16, 2023 06:15 PM (wpIHW)

Thanks. I am corrected.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at January 16, 2023 06:19 PM (imVg7)

227 Y'all know that Wray is at Davos, for the food and ambience, of course.

Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:17 PM (0LvC5)

Did he take McCabe w/him? Just for the company, of course.

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2023 06:19 PM (AwYPR)

228 215 I believe this speech was given as part of an Oxford Debate and it is a really great takedown of the global warming crap. Worth a view.

https://tinyurl.com/y6yzb9kc
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)

Yes. Saw it via a link posted here. Now you're caught up.

On this topic.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 06:20 PM (8C7+r)

229 Wut? MoA's private property. If they want to be offended by Jesus, they have every right to be.

oh yeah! And all their retail tenants are super-excited at the prospect of negative publicity and boycott by Christian consumers.

MoA = Mall of Atheists?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:21 PM (L73FT)

230 Child barely escapes with life after doggehs try to maul him!

https://tinyurl.com/28vhecth
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM

Thanks for the smile, needed that today.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2023 06:21 PM (ZKWca)

231 Trump's breath is so bad his toothbrush ran away..

Posted by: Dorcus Blimlime at January 16, 2023 06:21 PM (VV4Zk)

232 It's 4:30 somewhere Ace

At least Jack Straw always knows when it is 4:20

Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:22 PM (L73FT)

233 Steve Baker - TPC
@TPC4USA
EXCLUSIVE - Statement from Capitol Police whistleblower, former @CapitolPolice officer Lt. Tarik K. Johnson:
“I recently made the decision to leave the Democratic Party to be Unaffiliated for now, for various reasons I choose not to get into at the present time...
-----
"I submitted my application for this purpose today through my state’s website. I hope and pray that the new Republican-led Congress can uncover what really occurred on J6...
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"I thank @SenRonJohnson for his call for a ‘Full Accounting’ of the ‘Highly Concerning’ Capitol Police Failures for the Delayed J6 Evacuations.”-Tarik K. Johnson

Posted by: IrishEi at January 16, 2023 06:22 PM (3ImbR)

234 187 It would be interesting to see if you could purchase..

It wasn’t the Jesus Saves that was offending these upstanding Minnesotans. It was the hash mark over the “Coexist”

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

235 >>I don't. I'm asking about the inflection point.

I don't think they ever thought it was possible they would be exposed. Before last summer, who saw a guy stepping forward and buying Twitter for $44 billion?

And even then it took a guy like Musk to agree to publish all this stuff. I've been following the various Twitter dumps and what is coming out is incredible. This Teleport revelation has been know for some time now but there is an almost complete media blackout on all of it.

Schiff was on one of the Sunday shows with Jonathan Karl yesterday. His demands for censorship of various political opponents has been well documented in the Twitter Files dump. Karl didn't ask him a single question about his illegal activity.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ZLI7S)

236 A Hawaiian judge will frustrate that plan.

-
Speaking of which, watch it! Just watch it!

Ryan Kawailani Ozawa@hawaii
Stop saying words like 'aloha' out of context (@USAToday): On the surface, simple greetings and phrases from other races and cultures may seem fine to sprinkle into our vernacular. Inclusive even. But...

-
Ay caramba!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 06:23 PM (FVME7)

237 234 which is fairly ironic in a sad way.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

238 I saw a list of attendees pdw I think. Darrel Issa is there as well. What's his dealio?

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 06:24 PM (3byMq)

239 ...but you CAN bronze a turd!

Posted by: MythBusters at January 16, 2023 06:24 PM (dNNCD)

240 MoA = Mall of Atheists?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 06:21 PM

Haven't been there in over a decade and that was against my choice anyway. It should be called Mall Of Allah. Or Mall of Anarchy. The LRT runs from Minniehopeless to there and they import the most wonderous examples of yutes. I live far away from that shit hole and would never step foot in that place ever again if I did. My idea of shopping is Fleet Farm. If they don't have it, you don't need it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2023 06:24 PM (ZKWca)

241 Unfortunately, Pruneyard is narrower than that. It held that the state (CA) could interpret its own constitution's free-speech provision as requiring free speech on mall grounds, as it is was a sidewalk essentially. So it sort of depends on how the state in question interprets its own constitution. My understanding is that MN's supreme court treats the mall as private property (i.e., no speech rights). So Mall of America can do this.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 06:24 PM (KFhLj)

242
I believe this speech was given as part of an Oxford Debate and it is a really great takedown of the global warming crap. Worth a view.

https://tinyurl.com/y6yzb9kc

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 06:18 PM

Absolutely. The UK produces 2% of global CO2 so his point of view is important. I really, really like his conclusions. Getting smarter is the answer, not impoverishing the worlds poor. Expecting China to respect some agreement they don't have to honor until 20 years from now? Only a demented Joe Biden would expect that to happen.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 06:24 PM (enJYY)

243 >>Yes. Saw it via a link posted here. Now you're caught up.

>>On this topic.

Yea, that was me that posted it yesterday as well. I like the video.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

244 Child barely escapes with life after doggehs try to maul him!

https://tinyurl.com/28vhecth
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM

OMG! That kid is going to be scarred for life.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 06:25 PM (BdMk6)

245 Remember when the appearance of impropriety was a big deal? I member.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

246 A Hawaiian judge will frustrate that plan.

-
Speaking of which, watch it! Just watch it!

Ryan Kawailani Ozawa@hawaii
Stop saying words like 'aloha' out of context (@USAToday): On the surface, simple greetings and phrases from other races and cultures may seem fine to sprinkle into our vernacular. Inclusive even. But...

-
Ay caramba!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 06:23 PM (FVME7)
***
Merde!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM (anj39)

247 Jesus Saves on yardwork! His prices are Sofa King Low!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM (ZKWca)

248 On the surface, simple greetings and phrases from other races and cultures may seem fine to sprinkle into our vernacular. Inclusive even. But...

a-HA!

No "ciao baby" 4 U either facciabrutta!

Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 06:27 PM (Vwer9)

249 Any doubt the 2020 election was stolen?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2023 06:28 PM (/4PBg)

250 Remember when the appearance of impropriety was a big deal? I member.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

I think I saw them open for the Dead in Rochester NY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 06:28 PM (Irn0L)

251 Any doubt the 2020 election was stolen?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 16, 2023 06:28 PM (/4PBg)

Hey the 2022 elections were also illegally influenced and stolen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 06:28 PM (Irn0L)

252 Absolutely. The UK produces 2% of global CO2 so his point of view is important. I really, really like his conclusions. Getting smarter is the answer, not impoverishing the worlds poor. Expecting China to respect some agreement they don't have to honor until 20 years from now? Only a demented Joe Biden would expect that to happen.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 06:24 PM (enJYY)

Please. The whole premise of AGM should be relegated to being a hoax. ALL OF IT!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 06:29 PM (BdMk6)

253
Schiff was on one of the Sunday shows with Jonathan Karl yesterday. His demands for censorship of various political opponents has been well documented in the Twitter Files dump. Karl didn't ask him a single question about his illegal activity.
Posted by: JackStraw

He won't appear on any show that would ask "inappropriate" questions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 06:29 PM (63Dwl)

254 "This message will self-destruct in 10 days."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at January 16, 2023 06:29 PM (TXFi7)

255 This demonstrates consciousness of guilt.

The ironic silver lining on this cloud is that they can't use the "no intent" defense that they have allowed for Hillary and every other Democrat who has been caught red-handed.

Posted by: Half Dozen at January 16, 2023 06:29 PM (c7HsI)

256 Child barely escapes with life after doggehs try to maul him!

https://tinyurl.com/28vhecth
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM

OMG! That kid is going to be scarred for life.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at January 16, 2023 06:25 PM (BdMk6)
______________

Yeah, goldens aren't born loving kids. Not at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 16, 2023 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

257 Ay caramba!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 06:23 PM (FVME7)
***
Merde!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM (anj39)

Quelle Dommage...

Posted by: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger at January 16, 2023 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

258 Should I ask Pixy if G'Day is offensive?

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 06:30 PM (xhxe8)

259 Hafa Adai

Posted by: A. Guamanian at January 16, 2023 06:31 PM (63Dwl)

260 Well I have to think that the complement of coexisting is not the best way to spread the Christian message.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:31 PM (OaZlZ)

261 Yep, pure as the driven snow, integrity beyond reproach. Would be nice to believe that anyone is going to be held accountable and that the republicans are actually going to do anything. They won't be and they won't. So just sit back and enjoy reading about things that would send you or I straight to prison or at minimum, ruin our lives forever because that's the country we live in. And be sure to keep voting, because as we've seen thus far, it will at least keep you thinking that it counts and those in position actually give two sh*ts.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at January 16, 2023 06:32 PM (3J3a/)

262 Who was that big fucker socalled boyscout FiB dude. He was a creep.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (BRHaw)

263 Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

If they have been diligent in applicant v. arbitrary and capricious. Of course I am applying labor relations logic (such as it is), so maybe one of our esteemed legal scholars can come explain why I am wrong.

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

264 Remember when the appearance of impropriety was a big deal? I member.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM

That depends on what the definition of was was.

Posted by: Wm. J. "Bubba" Clinton at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (a3Q+t)

265 Stop saying words like 'aloha' out of context (@USAToday): On the surface, simple greetings and phrases from other races and cultures may seem fine to sprinkle into our vernacular. Inclusive even. But...
---------
English has been mugging words from other languages since at least 1066!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (Vwz3I)

266 Kid barely made it out of there alive

Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (xhxe8)

267 never let 'em see your impropriety

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 06:34 PM (geLO8)

268 I like fried chicken. Pretty sure that means I'm black.

New York Post@nypost
San Francisco reparations panel pitches $5M — each — to black residents

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at January 16, 2023 06:34 PM (FVME7)

269 "it shows the way our government prefers to operate, which is in secrecy"

Headline at Duh! Magazine.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at January 16, 2023 06:35 PM (24fqN)

270 Going to the mall was some shit people did in the '80s and 90's. I'd never step foot in that mall again.

You can't keep a mall open on revenue generated solely out of a halal food court.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2023 06:35 PM (Er3sM)

271 https://tinyurl.com/28vhecth
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 06:11 PM

Sending the link to Pooky, now the handler to a Goldie that an entire school is in love with.

Posted by: pookysgirl is used to getting her hand licked at January 16, 2023 06:35 PM (XKZwp)

272 The FBI took out two Republican presidents, Nixon and Trump, and will keep doing it, successfully and with impunity (actually being praised for it), whenever they feel they and the left-wing administrative state are threatened. "L'état c'est moi!".

Posted by: PG at January 16, 2023 06:35 PM (84jHt)

273 FBI needs to stick to what they good at

Rounding up old ladies for looking at the drapes in the House.
Posted by: Mookie
------

We were looking for James Comey.

Posted by: Old Ladies at January 16, 2023 06:36 PM (wAqo5)

274 Nood.

Posted by: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger at January 16, 2023 06:36 PM (PiwSw)

275 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 16, 2023 06:36 PM (gf7Ez)

276 NOOD is gone ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 16, 2023 06:38 PM (bs+z0)

277 Nood is just kidding?

Posted by: Piper at January 16, 2023 06:38 PM (ZdaMQ)

278 Somethings gong on behind our backs with the Biden Crime Syndicate

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 16, 2023 06:38 PM (FLiOE)

279 Is 11 doggos a lot for the worlds derpiest breed? Difficult not to imagine the happy families. If they're local furrever homes, I've seen at least one yt thing where families reunite with their dogs every few years.

Choice!

Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (3byMq)

280 Nood to the Barrel!
Nood to the Barrel now!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (anj39)

281 All noods report to the barrel.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (Er3sM)

282 We have Teleported your nood.

Posted by: Your FBI at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (a3Q+t)

283 There is no nood!!

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (nxdel)

284 false nooding is a serious violation

Posted by: DB - you know my name at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (geLO8)

285 Yeah, so much for the tasteful noodity.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 16, 2023 06:39 PM (gf7Ez)

286 False nood is a hanging offense. Please start choking yourselves until a proper hanging can be arranged.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 06:40 PM (KFhLj)

287 sorry everybody, I flaked, I had a post for 4:30 and I thought i published it.
------------------
flaked 2.0

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 06:40 PM (Vwz3I)

288 No nood? Never nood?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2023 06:40 PM (fs1hN)

289
Ace should be fired.

Posted by: four seasons at January 16, 2023 06:40 PM (ichPI)

290 Who was that big fucker socalled boyscout FiB dude. He was a creep.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (BRHaw)

Comey. He hid behind the drapes...

A real jack wagon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

291 Nood and nood!

What is 'nood'?!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 06:41 PM (Vwz3I)

292 Stop saying words like 'aloha' out of context (@USAToday): On the surface, simple greetings and phrases from other races and cultures may seem fine to sprinkle into our vernacular. Inclusive even. But...

Bou coup Dinky Nood!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 06:41 PM (anj39)

293 Ah. My reticence to follow the crowd has kept me here, rather than Noodland.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2023 06:41 PM (m0EjK)

294 Mall of America, "Private Property"?

Ah ... no. That ship sailed a long, long time ago. You mis-spelled "Place of Public Accomodation.

Let's see the owner try to declare it a "smoking area" while yer at it.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 16, 2023 06:41 PM (g02KG)

295
Well I have to think that the complement of coexisting is not the best way to spread the Christian message.

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 06:31 PM

I knew a dumb-as-shit Catholic school teacher who plunked the 'Coexist' (with the Islamic crescent forming the letter 'C') on her back bumper of her car. The predominately conservative parents at this school all knew she was a leftist. I warned the principal that parents were bailing the school to avoid having their child exposed to her. The school needed every grade to be filled, not parents bailing after 7th grade. After such discussion my contract was not renewed later that year.

The school failed and was shut down two years later. I'm pretty sure the leftist school teachers daughter went off to a predominately leftist college and fully embraced lesbianism. If the world worked the way I think it should.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 06:41 PM (enJYY)

296 Comey. He hid behind the drapes...

A real jack wagon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

Someone had to see his shoes sticking out....he's 6'8"

Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2023 06:42 PM (AwYPR)

297 Limp noodle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2023 06:42 PM (m0EjK)

298 >>Ah. My reticence to follow the crowd has kept me here, rather than Noodland.

Stylishly late. Always a good call.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

299 the nood is against the wall
repeat
the nood is against the wall

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at January 16, 2023 06:42 PM (Vwz3I)

300 Nood. Really.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at January 16, 2023 06:43 PM (gf7Ez)

301 For my nood reparations, can I upgrade from cardboard to tin foil membership?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 06:43 PM (anj39)

302 All your Noods belong to us.

Posted by: Aliens at January 16, 2023 06:43 PM (m0EjK)

303
Zero out their budget and shut them down.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2023 06:43 PM (pNxlR)

304 167 If the name of Jesus offends, oh well, sucks to be them.

I saw the video the young man was very respectful and the officer was being ridiculous

I want that shirt! everyone should have one. wear it everywhere

I miss when this was a free country it was nice
Posted by: BlackOrchidthenotsinger at January 16, 2023 06:06 PM
Me too. I'll take a dozen.

Posted by: Eromero at January 16, 2023 06:43 PM (0OP+5)

305 The disappearing picture app is called Zapruder

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at January 16, 2023 06:44 PM (Qc+Wp)

306 I, the Lord, have spoken, and I will surely do these things to this whole wicked community, which has banded together against me. They will meet their end in this wilderness; here they will die.”

Posted by: James Comey at January 16, 2023 06:46 PM (Er3sM)

307 Could be a trap. I've seen that the back of the same sweatshirt had the Islamic crescent with the 'Coexist' message.
Posted by: Gina at January 16, 2023 06:07 PM (enJYY)

Is it the one where the crescent is holding a bomb and the other letters are crowded to the other side?

Posted by: clutch at January 16, 2023 06:48 PM (9UmRs)

308 Is it the one where the crescent is holding a bomb and the other letters are crowded to the other side?
Posted by: clutch at January 16, 2023 06:48 PM (9UmRs)

LOL, I have not seen that, but would like one.

Posted by: April - Dash my lace wigs! at January 16, 2023 06:51 PM (OX9vb)

309 245 Remember when the appearance of impropriety was a big deal? I member.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 16, 2023 06:26 PM (u73oe)

I member being briefed that the appearance of impropriety would send me to Leavenworth for the Long Course.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 16, 2023 07:00 PM (8C7+r)

310 Windows machines can take a screenshot with ALT + PrintScreen. That takes a screenshot of your current active application, and so far as I know, apps can't override that.

Posted by: Unknownsailor at January 16, 2023 07:10 PM (IijAs)

311 Man, that kid's lungs are messed up!

Posted by: Axeman at January 16, 2023 07:28 PM (OaZlZ)

312 My mom would be able to foil the FBI's plans, as she has no idea how to screen shot and would just end up taking a picture of it with her phone instead.

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