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Buck:
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Oh: Hunter Biden Was Paying Joe Biden Almost $50,000 Per Month In "Rent" to Live At His House
Hunter Biden wrote in an email that Joe Biden was taking half of his ill-gotten monies from foreign potentates.
But we never had a money trail showing money going into Joe Biden's accounts. This seems to be how Hunter Biden moved the money he was collecting for Joe Biden, to Joe Biden, without disclosing it as a cut of the Burisma and China and Russia money -- he disguised it as exorbitant "rent" of $49,910 per month to live in... Wilmington, Delaware. Seriously? $49,910 per month to live in Wilmington, Delaware? This isn't Miami or LA or Jackson Hole or a luxe zip code. In what word does Joe Biden's house rate nearly $50,000 per month in rent? This sure looks a lot like money laundering.Hunter Biden recorded monthly rent payments of $49,910 while living at President Joe Biden's residence, according to a document unearthed by New York Post's Miranda Devine. On a document titled "background screening request," it appears Hunter paid $49,910 in monthly rent for one year while living at Joe Biden's Delaware residence, where the president kept classified documents alongside his Corvette in the garage.Joe Biden did not report this level of rent on his tax returns :
It should be noted Joe Biden's 2017 tax return on Schedule E only listed $19,800 in "rents received." In 2018, Biden listed no rents received.Was Hunter just on crack? Or was he pulling another criminal scam? His drivers license lists the home as his residence, so he was living there. Or is Joe Biden guilty of tax evasion as well as money laundering?
Wendell Husebo's article at Breitbart notes that the Biden family is the subject of a lot of wire transfers flagged by the Suspicious Action Report system. Whether that ties into these rent payments (was the rent paid via wire transfer?), I don't know.
Hunter Biden revealed in a 2019 text message to his daughter that the family has an arrangement where Joe Biden collects half his son's salary. "I hope you all can do what I did and pay for everything for this entire family for 30 years," Hunter described in texts to his daughter. "It's really hard. But don't worry, unlike Pop [Joe], I won't make you give me half your salary."
According to former Utah U.S. attorney Brett Tolman, the Biden family's payment mechanism may reveal the core of an entrenched business enterprise, which could involve legal "predicates" for racketeering charges.You probably know that five more classified documents were found in Biden's SCIF Trap House.
Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer is demanding the visitor logs for Biden's SCIF Trap House.
On Saturday, additional classified documents were found at Joe Biden's Wilmington, Delaware home by White House Counsel Richard Sauber, who said he discovered them while conducting an additional search of Biden's personal residence. Biden's personal attorneys earlier this week found an initial classified document Biden kept from his time as Vice President. Sauber said, "Because I have a security clearance, I went to Wilmington Thursday evening to facilitate providing the document the President's personal counsel found on Wednesday to the Justice Department. While I was transferring it to the DOJ officials who accompanied me, five additional pages with classification markings were discovered among the material with it, for a total of six pages. The DOJ officials with me immediately took possession of them."
Oversight Committee chairman Rep. James Comer (R-KY) sent a letter to White House chief of staff Ron Klain requesting the visitor logs for President Joe Biden's Wilmington, Delaware, residence where multiple classified documents were found. "It is troubling that classified documents have been improperly stored at the home of President Biden for at least six years, raising questions about who may have reviewed or had access to classified information," Commer wrote in his letter to Klain on Sunday, noting that there is an ongoing investigation into Biden's mishandling of classified documents from his committee and the Department of Justice. ... "Biden's mishandling of classified materials raises the issue of whether he has jeopardized our national security," Comer continued. "Without a list of individuals who have visited his residence, the American people will never know who had access to these highly sensitive documents."Remember Hunter Biden's secretary who urged Joe Biden to run for president? Did she visit the SCIF Trap House? Update: Don't worry, Joe Biden made sure his visitor logs aren't accessible, by never maintaining visitor logs.
Lucas Tomlinson
@LucasFoxNews
BREAKING: White House says there are no visitor logs from Biden's Wilmington home, Peter Doocy reports
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 12:17 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Fifty Three Years an Imbecile at January 16, 2023 12:17 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 16, 2023 12:17 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2023 12:17 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2023 12:18 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:18 PM (S4CEj)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 16, 2023 12:18 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:18 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 12:18 PM (D0eLk)
Posted by: MkY at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (NLW03)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
Or is Joe Biden guilty of tax evasion as well as money laundering?
Answer: Yes.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (/fFnq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: PG at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (84jHt)
Posted by: 496 at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (gG6+3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
Submitted: If you are paying 50k a month for rent, you are not broke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Halfhand at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (IJL84)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (us2H3)
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah, I wish I could be as broke as Hunter Biden.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
These people are just vile.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (anj39)
Posted by: 496 at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (gG6+3)
If only we had about 200 of him, we may be able to pull this plane out of the dive these crazy son of a bitches have put us in.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:20 PM (anj39)
Just the high contrast light blue. I always like these boxes. Makes comments stand out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (us2H3)
No one in their right mind would pay that amount of rent in freakin' Wilmington.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: kallisto at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (Vwer9)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (txkxs)
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Good one!
Posted by: 496 at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (gG6+3)
Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (S4CEj)
These people are just vile.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (anj39)
Biden has been one of the most corrupt hucksters in politics for what, 50 years? Why should he change now? He always flamed out in presidential politics before BECAUSE he was so obviously corrupt. Obama polished that turd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)
Obviously rent control is the issue and there is nothing illegal. To many pay hi rent and hav little money left each weak.
Posted by: Paul, the other Paul at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: N.Lurker at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: 496 at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (gG6+3)
does it come with classified documents
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (us2H3)
>>It is like they aren't even trying to hide the corruption. These people are just vile.
Why would they have to hide?
They control all of the levers of government and the only time any of these people face any retribution is when they don't do as they are told and follow "the plan."
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (up/3i)
The word you are looking for is "Clownword."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 12:22 PM (24fqN)
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"That's only about 350,000 in Chinese Yuan -- and a bargain -- compared to an equivalent Beijing high-rise ... so hell yeah, we bought the Biden Crime Family cheap compared to those damn Clintons!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (BRmwW)
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: DanMan at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (DB6tu)
Particularly since I've read that Biden's returns don't reflect that kind of rental income.
Hmmmm....
Posted by: Diogenes at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (y/a4v)
The judge didn't buy that, but Hunter is now back in the court in Arkansas trying to get his child support reduced by claiming that he can't afford the current level of child support.
The Bidens are scum.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:23 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (63Dwl)
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (j4U/Z)
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Is there nothing that Putin can't do on Trump's behalf?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (BRmwW)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (jSutt)
But the IRS is more interested in releasing Trump's tax returns.
In a sane world *biden would have been imprisoned for tax cheating back in 2005 or so. If not before.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: BignJames at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (AwYPR)
I'm pretty sure we're going to wake up one day soon and discover the country is being run by ChatGPT.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 16, 2023 12:24 PM (eOEVl)
1. Biden leaves docs at UPenn Biden Center
2. UPenn receives over $50 million from China
3. Biden receives nearly $1 million from UPenn in exchange for no-show job.
4. Biden leaves documents in garage Hunter has access to
5. Hunter pays Biden inflated rent for the property
The docs were not misplaced. The docs were delivered.
Posted by: DSF at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (FuFVX)
Gray.
I'm starting to think Ace is sending some kind of message with the gray boxes but what could it be?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (0cnVw)
Posted by: Halfhand at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (IJL84)
Paste-Eatin' Joe did all three by doing business with his imbecile son. What an idiot.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (/fFnq)
His drivers license lists the home as his residence, so he was living there.
Or is Joe Biden guilty of tax evasion as well as money laundering?
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Power of and
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Caroline Ellison at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (cUYo/)
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Wasn't a problem for Hill-dogg.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (66Lxd)
Gray.
I'm starting to think Ace is sending some kind of message with the gray boxes but what could it be?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:25 PM (0cnVw)
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It's an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in blockquote after blockquote after blockquote.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (uPgE/)
Apple, tree, some assembly required.
Posted by: butch at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (XdXOx)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (l7Kbv)
>>Because it IS money laundering.
Really, hmm, say, what were you doing on or about January 6th 2021?
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FBI Agent Johnson, No!! The Other One!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (up/3i)
Seems right to me. Something drastic is called for.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (UouaT)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (up/3i)
'No relation.'
Hah.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mexican Cheese at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (Busn/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (D0eLk)
20 14 Living at your parent's home because you're broke sucks.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 16, 2023 12:19 PM (Y5qcH)
Submitted: If you are paying 50k a month for rent, you are not broke.
Unless your just the conduit for that sweet bribe money…
Posted by: Cranky J Anne at January 16, 2023 12:28 PM (/N8T/)
First son Hunter Biden’s “flirty” former secretary JiaQi “Jackie” Bao, who pushed for “Uncle Joe” Biden to run for president and has been linked to the Chinese government, is the focus of a new House Republican inquiry into the first family’s extensive overseas business dealings.
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She will soon be pushing for “Cousin Hunter” Biden to run for president in 2024.
/I mean, seriously, does anybody now doubt any longer that they could run Hunter and not "win?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:28 PM (BRmwW)
It's looking like the FBI wants a new emperor.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 16, 2023 12:28 PM (KiBMU)
No one in their right mind would pay that amount of rent in freakin' Wilmington.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 12:21 PM (d2bW3)
Unfair! There is a small part called "murder city" downtown. But it is fine. Nothing at all like Philly. Where the Biden's live is beautiful. Less so than 10yrs ago but beautiful.
Posted by: Thesokorus at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (1ais2)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I'm beginning to suspect that JoeTatoe's seemingly benign outward appearance as a harmless dumbfuck might be an act to hide the fact that he's actually a diabolical mastermind who is also a secret billionaire.
He did once fly to Chy-Nah with Hunter when Hunter inked a 1.5 billion dollar business deal. Where did that $1.5 bn go?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (/fFnq)
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (0hOvj)
Hunter has no business, other than selling his father's political influence.
You'd think anyone would hire Hunter for anything otherwise?
Since Hunter is the bagman, The Family needs to figure out mechanisms to get half the bribe money from Hunter to the Big Guy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (2tUFv)
If we were not post-law, this would be the smoking gun.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (PyOKD)
Yes, I am switching my brand of instant oatmeal. The GI effects of the Aldi stuff are nowhere near drastic enough for me.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:30 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 12:30 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 12:27 PM (D0eLk)
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I'm waiting for Pixy to enable the "wheels within wheels" formatting upgrade.
/It'll be very groovy as well as meta ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (BRmwW)
No, Hunter is too much of a public screw up. Biden still had to be portrayed as the kindly paw-paw, the elder statesman who would restore dignity and competence to the WH, in order to win over the mushy middle.
Remember that they had to keep Joe hidden away, and censor any sort of discussion of the Hunter Biden laptop, in order for Biden to win.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (wmDcS)
Six "pages" of classified materials were discovered in Joe's Garage.
I want to know how many crates of classified documents are in Hunter's apartment in Beijing.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (L73FT)
Its a clown show.
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (8ZpV1)
How's it going, you silly person?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (R8uWY)
Maybe he has decided to pursue a new hobby in graphical design?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (zm+d5)
How much does a hazmat crew cost, anyways?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (UouaT)
Who's running America? Uniparty, which is another kind of cartel.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (66Lxd)
In the great PBS series "I, Claudius," the Praetorian guard murders the emperor Caligula, ritually stabbing him 30 times, and then chooses Claudius to be set up as emperor.
It's looking like the FBI wants a new emperor.
Posted by: Mr Gaga
I, Kamala
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Annie at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (D2IuA)
Thre media will accept it, and anyone trying to get to the bottom of it will be called a conspiracy theorist.
So once again the Dems spent years saying Trump was committing tax evasion, just for us to again learn that it was Biden doing everything they said Trump did.
Posted by: Rbastid at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (6jH1W)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (OTzUX)
Sometimes classified information is inherently valuable in itself. Such as technology or troop movements. The red "secret" cover is not what makes the information valuable.
Other "secret" info is only valuable so long as it has the red cover. Such as what one country thinks of another. Intangible and available from any newspaper op ed or talking heads pie hole. But the cover is what makes it valuable.
Just noting why some "secret" info is stripped of its marking by the spies, and others must have the markings intact.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (e/hAB)
But, that won't happen. At. All.
I guess my main question is:
Since Biden is Preezy, can he just pardon himself?
IIRC the law said that Nixon could pardon himself, but that would be seen as "unseemly", so deals were cut.
I don't think the China Joe has any problem with appearing unseemly as long as he gets away scot free. So, self-pardon for all the Garbage Family!!!!
Yay!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2023 12:32 PM (KLPy8)
Call me Hunter...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (R/m4+)
These are the actions of people who believed they would never be called to account. This is flagrant and every bit as bad as the conspiracists said it was.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (S/NWs)
He did once fly to Chy-Nah with Hunter when Hunter inked a 1.5 billion dollar business deal. Where did that $1.5 bn go?
Posted by: Sharkman at January 16, 2023 12:29 PM (/fFnq)
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Hunter had to kick some up to the real bosses too. I wonder how much Nancy and Chuck received? And how did they get it?
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: Shaftoe at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (Rvxb7)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (eGTCV)
It's looking like the FBI wants a new emperor.
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We haven't been a representative democracy for quite a while. Its just become very obvious since Trump.
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (PUkdY)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 16, 2023 12:26 PM (buTO7)
It has been hinted that "speaking fees" suitably laundered through non profits, NGO's, Political Action groups, and think tanks funded by the CCP are a reliable way for politicians to get that extra walking around money so they don't have to dip into campaign cash for those lifestyle impulse buys.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (/bks6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:31 PM (R8uWY)
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"Three chicks at the same time?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (BRmwW)
If Hunter Biden shook my hand, I'd count my fingers, go through my wallet, and make sure my wife and daughter were still wearing underwear.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (S/NWs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (63Dwl)
That's $600,000 to live at Dad's place for a year. I'd look for a $6 million retainer paid to Hunter by some Chinese or Ukrainian outfit.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (Japlj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (R8uWY)
On the minus side, two of the chicks were Carolyn Ellison and that extreme moon-faced TN female cop who banged the entire rest of her department.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:35 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 12:35 PM (8ZpV1)
Posted by: zmdavid at January 16, 2023 12:35 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:35 PM (S4CEj)
The longer it takes to issue an eviction notices, the longer it takes to get them out.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:35 PM (S/NWs)
Happy MLK, Jr. Day!
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (/bks6)
Not yet - T-5 days, though, til that plan gets seriously talked about in the MSM and becomes a fait accompli soon after (so it's not SO obvious)...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (exHjb)
?????
The WH under Trump restored most of the dignity and formality that Clinton and Obama had trashed in various ways.
As for competence, Trump was the most effective president in many years in terms of key measures, which was even more impressive considering he did it facing (often illegal, and unconstitutional) artificial challenges never seen before. It's not a "mushy middle", it's an uninformed, unserious, unthinking, often self-dealing clueless "middle".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (/bks6)
That seems to be a safe bet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (63Dwl)
Hunter. Harry has no feasible way to exert power, except to moronic Netflix execs.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:35 PM (zm+d5)
I think I missed an important story.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (R8uWY)
This is like asking how to fix a boat that is already at the bottom of the lake.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (D0eLk)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:37 PM (us2H3)
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I think you'll find that Hunter paid a lot of "rent".
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 12:37 PM (8ZpV1)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (eGTCV)
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My understanding is that one can really minimize costs and chances of getting busted by using a something like a 1986 Fleetwood Bounder recreation vehicle and motor home,
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:37 PM (BRmwW)
I saw that. I do not want to see the vids and I doubt she has a future on Only Fans. But what of her hubby singing "Stand by your Woman (and her 6 bulls)"?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:37 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (63Dwl)
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Like that turd sculpture in Boston?
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (/bks6)
Happy MLK, Jr. Day!
Posted by: SMH
Embrace the Embrace
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (63Dwl)
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Embrace the suck... In this case quite literally
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (flINI)
https://tinyurl.com/mtp3hraa
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (63Dwl)
Too late for the flex seal?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (/bks6)
Happy Hands Holding Up a Giant Bronze Turd/Schlong Depending on How You Look at It Day to you too!
Posted by: No really. It's an actually sculpture. at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (s2na+)
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They still wear underwear over the diaper?
Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:37 PM (us2H3)
Had to look that one up. Thanks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (zZu0s)
I stand between the Candle and the Star.
We are Grey.
We stand between the Darkness and the Light
Posted by: Sarai Delenn at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (S/NWs)
For government drones it is also a sign of embezzlement, influence peddling, and treason if one has secrets to sell.
And all of DC is in on it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (e/hAB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (S4CEj)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:36 PM (eGTCV)
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Gorka and his ilk claim it's Deputy AG Lisa Monaco, about whom I know nothing.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (BRmwW)
I'm halfway to believing the artist that did it hates MLK and black people in general.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (0hOvj)
"I have confidence in you, Son..." *boot!*
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (dNNCD)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:33 PM (eGTCV)
in some cases, the best years of your life
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (us2H3)
I saw that. I do not want to see the vids and I doubt she has a future on Only Fans. But what of her hubby singing "Stand by your Woman (and her 6 bulls)"?
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What does this mean? Wait, nevermind. I dont want to know do I.
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (8ZpV1)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: JT at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (SJsWC)
IIRC the law said that Nixon could pardon himself, but that would be seen as "unseemly", so deals were cut.
I don't think the China Joe has any problem with appearing unseemly as long as he gets away scot free. So, self-pardon for all the Garbage Family!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake
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There has to be specificity to a pardon as to the person and/or the specific offenses plus the requirement to admit that you did the offenses that you are being pardoned for.
The pardon issue is murky as to whether the source of the pardon can actually pardon themselves. Pardon powers of the king were assumed to be absolute as the king was fount of all law so literally the king could do no wrong nor could his pardon power be constrained. In the US though, we don't assume that the president is the fount of all laws and the open question is whether a pardon power could override the faithful execution of the law (as you have to admit to misdeeds). A president cannot pardon state offences either btw.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (bDjBG)
"Look! A trophy turd!"
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (dNNCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (S4CEj)
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Fever just got below 100 after the past few days, so I guess I'm on the mend.
Can't say I remember the last time I had a fever for so long.
Wish this cough would go away.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (/bks6)
Rent. Book sales. Speaking fees.
*tears open short end of envelope, blows into it, extracts paper inside*
Name three time-honored, Dem Politician means of under-the-table but in plain sight graft.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (4I/2K)
Put a password on the WiFi and cancel his phone.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (flINI)
From certain angles it's more like embrace the Lick.
https://youtu.be/bB51NCcvuMs
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (TecqC)
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Terrified of snorting Hunter's bikini briefs and OD'ing on fentanyl.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (BRmwW)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (xxG/v)
https://tinyurl.com/mtp3hraa
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:38 PM (TecqC)
The girl has that look that was like raw meat left out for the wolves at college.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (us2H3)
Dude makes Jonah Goldberg look manly by comparison.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (zm+d5)
Put a password on the WiFi and cancel his phone.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:41 PM (/bks6)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (d2bW3)
I mean, I guess it's not that new, but this stove thing is taking it to the extreme.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (S/NWs)
Amazing how much that event shaped our nation in a negative way. MLK cannot defend what he actually said, leaving the grifters and the hate-baiters to twist his legacy and make it unrecognizable. In that light, maybe the Large Dong statue in Boston makes a bit of sense.
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (7Mqc1)
Can't say I remember the last time I had a fever for so long.
Wish this cough would go away.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (/bks6)
Hope you get to feeling better.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (/bks6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (R8uWY)
I'd almost be ok with it if he had to specify each act that was being pardoned. Use as much paper as you need, Joe. Once he goes down that road, though, he has to be darned sure to list them all.
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (Sv58p)
There's a meme going around Twitter where they take a black male torso, place the statue appropriately, and add Big Mike's head. It's simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:39 PM (S/NWs)
Surely you didn't think it was the "Big Mike" Obama memorial statue?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Jimco Industries
Makes you wish Boston was routed by the British.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (m1v/O)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (S4CEj)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (/bks6)
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RELEASE THE CACKLE!!!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (UouaT)
People want to be told what to do. Comes from not having a family identity.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (S/NWs)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (eGTCV)
Put a password on the WiFi and cancel his phone, ese!
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (zZu0s)
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I am, and I thank the Lord for ivermectin.
Hub went back to work today, after telling him I'm okay.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (/bks6)
Posted by: SMH
It's not like Hunter isn't swimming in Ukraine and Chinese money.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (d2bW3)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (us2H3)
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Up the hill.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (UouaT)
Isn't today the day we celebrate the FBI taking out MLK
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (SJsWC)
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MLK, Jr. was the "black face of white supremacy" before it was cool.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (BRmwW)
It's the Kalorama Memorial. It shows Barry giving a hand job to Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (zm+d5)
I've seen memes....MEMES, man!
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (S/NWs)
Posted by: rhomboid
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There is a reason that one should never call the legal process--as the justice system. Mainly, legal systems are there to prevent existential threats to regime stability and force peace and order on the common subjects. Go back to the Credit Mobilier corruption of Congress during the Gilded Age and see how few prosecutions there were. Ditto for Tammany Hall offences over the years as well as other examples of machine politics corruption ad nauseam.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (us2H3)
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Up the hill.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (UouaT)
Running?
Posted by: Kate Bush at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (OTzUX)
Looks like a giant turd.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (m1v/O)
https://youtu.be/nZPndC-F5SE
Posted by: Cole Porter at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (zZu0s)
Hunter's renting a house from his dad as part of a big, weird political scam.
I'm sure that house is a real... special place. Probably not a place I'd want to visit.
But I wonder which is worse. The Hunter/Brandon pit of sin, or the Luntz/McCarthy home? Hunter's cracked out antics are pretty legendarily gross, and ol' Brandon's in the shower with his daughter or whomever. But... Luntz has the Presidential themed bugger dungeon with the copy of Monica's dress in it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:43 PM (us2H3)
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Up the hill.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (UouaT)
oh, you think I'm above stealing shit
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (us2H3)
https://tinyurl.com/46nf3cbb
I love this guy: spits fire all the time...and no bullshit.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Oh, I'm still sick and tired of a lot of things, but I am getting over this bug.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (/bks6)
Tell mom to relax.
The smart young man has a fine career ahead of him as a federal employee layabout or a politician.
He is just fining tuning his craft...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (R/m4+)
Link please?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2023 12:44 PM (j4U/Z)
Probably fairly close to the mark. He had Nero and Caligula on either side and he managed to step over that low bar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:46 PM (zZu0s)
Stop feeding him.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2023 12:46 PM (m1v/O)
I doubt the majority of Americans actually believe what MLK taught any more. In fact, a good chunk of the population actively hates what he taught and stood for.
Like Christmas, which is a celebration of someone whose teachings and life the left actively hates, and the majority don't understand and or care for, its a pointless holiday.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:46 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:40 PM (/bks6)
So...are you saying, You got a fevah, and the only cure is more Val-U-Rite and gun-play?
Just joking. Hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2023 12:46 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the
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They're not just flouting the law they are brazenly breaking it and laughing at us as we point it out. Worse still.. they are rubbing our noses in it while stepping on our heads. I am already ungovernable
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 12:46 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Flyover at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (Rbu5d)
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"Link please?"
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When they say some people just want to see the world burn, it's you they're thinking of, Mookie.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (S/NWs)
Posted by: Only those of a certain age will understand at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
We held out as long as we could.
Posted by: Montana and Arizona at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (m1v/O)
Praise God for answering prayer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (0hOvj)
I just saw a post from a friend, asking for advice for her friend who has a 24-year old son who lounges about, plays video games, and neither works nor pursues education.
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Tell him to get gay and milk a baby, and then get a cabinet post/beach villa of his own.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (CCSxw)
Nah. Long since clear there's no "design limit" to all this. It's reversion to global mean, which is histrionic, shameless, unaccountable corruption by arrogant mediocrities.
Yes that's a shocking and catastrophic departure from most of our history, but it certainly looks to be the new reality.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (OTzUX)
and the clapping seals in the audience agree
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (S4CEj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (SJsWC)
I saw that. I do not want to see the vids and I doubt she has a future on Only Fans. But what of her hubby singing "Stand by your Woman (and her 6 bulls)"?
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She looks like Bride of Chucky and her 'husband' was likely her pimp of some sort.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:48 PM (bDjBG)
these are the fanciest grey boxes we've ever had
grey boxes like this could command $50,000 / month in Wilmington, Delaware, easy
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 16, 2023 12:48 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Skip at January 16, 2023 12:48 PM (Japlj)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2023 12:48 PM (NpAcC)
Not a realtor, or lawyer, etc.
But I was under the impression that $1.00 was the minimum even if it is really a "gift".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2023 12:48 PM (e/hAB)
Burn baby burn, disco inferno!! (Dances around the office to the bafflement - or horror - of my coworkers...)
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (7Mqc1)
~
ace > AllahPundit > Charles Johnson guy
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:47 PM (zZu0s)
My question is:
Who's Livia Drusilla?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (ufFY8)
Except Christmas. Don't expect me to come in to work for those days.
Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (Kt1w/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (y/a4v)
I had neighbors at my first home with a pair of pot smoking sons. They got told to leave the house. They didn't. Parents finally put the house up for sale and moved out.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (enJYY)
I mean, I guess it's not that new, but this stove thing is taking it to the extreme.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:42 PM (S/NWs)
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Michael Anton has described this -- “That’s not happening and it’s good that it is!” -- as "The Law of Salutary Contradiction" as part of what he call's the Left's "Celebration Parallax."
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (BRmwW)
I saw that. I do not want to see the vids and I doubt she has a future on Only Fans. But what of her hubby singing "Stand by your Woman (and her 6 bulls)"?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:37 PM (7Mqc1)
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The poor sorry cuck is the son of a church pastor. Probably thinks it is his "duty." He said Vows when he got married. He also said No! She decided to sleep around anyway.
Anyone think that she is a 3 at best?
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (jSutt)
Who's Livia Drusilla?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (CCSxw)
You know who.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (yezA1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (S4CEj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (0hOvj)
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So do I.
I usually dim the screen on my 'puter.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (+Ug96)
I would have to respectfully disagree. It's making me cross-eyed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (Xrfse)
Which is worse - Prince Harry or Prince Hunter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (63Dwl)
HARRY & HUNTER!
There's enough moron writers here to spin up a good screenplay / netflix series buddy-comedy.
I'd pay to see the pitch meeting!
Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (jSutt)
Frat Party 4.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)
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I don't understand how the internet works with stuff like that, but if a little kid can get adults to send him presents for free simply to open free presents online and that little kid can make $14M a year on youtube, I guarantee she could make six figures if she figured out how to monetize the video.
Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (Kt1w/)
I thought Drusilla was Pro Consul's hot, blonde slave who got to bang Kirk?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: spindrift at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (Xrfse)
There was another TN cop - this guy got busted for leaving a bunch of misdemeanor citations in his cruiser and never filing them. For whatever reason that may have been, laziness or corruption. Anyway, they search the car, and find the citations, but also a crackpipe and a sex doll. His name wasn't Deputy Hunter Biden, which surprised me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (oINRc)
I did this with family when I was 14 or so. NYS got fucked. Bought a building for $5 and sold it the same day.
Suck my dick Zombie Cuomo.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (m1v/O)
There's enough moron writers here to spin up a good screenplay / netflix series buddy-comedy.
I'd pay to see the pitch meeting!
Just call it "The Id Couple".
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (jSutt)
Those cops think she's a Dunkin Donuts 9.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (OTzUX)
I thought Drusilla was Pro Consul's hot, blonde slave who got to bang Kirk?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (7Mqc1)
No, that was Spike's main squeeze.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (0hOvj)
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It's the opposite for me.
I feel like I'm in a coffin.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2023 12:52 PM (NpAcC)
Who's Livia Drusilla?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (CCSxw)
You know who.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (zZu0s)
Bluebell?
...
...
Ow! Why have I suddenly developed stabbing pains in my pancreas?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2023 12:52 PM (KLPy8)
Gener Millie Vanillie stole the codes from Trump. One key part of the coup-coup. Getting the Generals on your side. That and fortifying the nations capitol.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2023 12:52 PM (e/hAB)
Saturday Night Live is still failing us.
Posted by: squid at January 16, 2023 12:52 PM (S/NWs)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (jSutt)
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So a Chili's 7?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:45 PM (7Mqc1)
You asked. No refunds, and I'm out of eye bleach.
https://tinyurl.com/4tfkytzh
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (jSutt)
Those cops think she's a Dunkin Donuts 9.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14
An Auto Zone 5.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (y/a4v)
Jesus help us.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (ufFY
Por favor! Estoy trabajando todos los dias, veinte horas de las dias, siete dias de la semana, en su casa y en su jardin! Necesito vacaciones! Ay coño!
Posted by: Jesus at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (s2na+)
I see enough tax evasion and influence selling to put Joe away the rest of his natural life.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 12:51 PM (OTzUX)
My pleasure...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (dO/0d)
I'll stick with my prediction, someone is leaking this too bait the House into impeaching, and at that point it becomes a pouncing and seizing story.
The only way to win is to not play the game. Or . . to announce there will be no GOP votes to impeach unless the Dem vote is also unanimous.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (8AONa)
So many comedy skits that are being passed by because of political/religious sensibilities. Its just head shakingly tragic. Comedy is dead
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:55 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 12:50 PM (S4CEj)
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Call it "Inbred Family Feud."
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:55 PM (BRmwW)
The guys who won't are called 'fags.'
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 12:55 PM (24fqN)
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This.
Posted by: that guy that's been here for a long time and keeps changing his name at January 16, 2023 12:55 PM (Kt1w/)
So, like a 5 year sentence?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (0hOvj)
https://tinyurl.com/4tfkytzh
Ouch. Another regret in a lifetime of them. Unsee!
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (enJYY)
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11 months for all of that doesn't seem harsh enough
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (WoIMU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Elites have always been into this stuff but hid it from the peasants better. The fact that the 'elites' have chosen to act this way in the era of the Internet indicates they do not fear any consequences.
The question is are they Eloi? or are they the despots fearing nothing?
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: blaster at January 16, 2023 12:57 PM (iEUJ9)
Really.
So the Secret Service allows just anybody to wander into the Wilmington house, and doesn't keep any documentation on who has been there?
Bull Schlit.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 12:57 PM (2tUFv)
https://tinyurl.com/5xamxdu6
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:57 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: EFG at January 16, 2023 12:57 PM (Ae67h)
And here we are. Sold-out by idiots to China, Ukraine, and no doubt a few other countries. Hell, the Germans, Brits, Japanese, and Iranians would have been foolish to not get some money to Joe, Hunter and Joe's brother, for some occasional info and favors from the Senate and maybe the White House.
F#ck Joe Biden.
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2023 12:57 PM (AMIL/)
Unfortunately this is pretty typical of the conditioning men get in the church. Be a good little beta cuck at all times because it's holy or some such bullshit. And if your woman cheats and otherwise treats you like shit it's because you were an inadequate servant-leader and didn't beta-cuck sufficiently.
Posted by: Pussification is practically at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (s2na+)
Jesus help us.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (ufFY
Por favor! Estoy trabajando todos los dias, veinte horas de las dias, siete dias de la semana, en su casa y en su jardin! Necesito vacaciones! Ay coño!
Posted by: Jesus at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (s2na+)
OK, me rei.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pussification is practically a sacrament at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape
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The Big head should always rule the Little head. The other path leads to Mongolian Dick Rot.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (dO/0d)
https://tinyurl.com/y6xmr54m
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (aKMRW)
When the IRS impounds Joe's beach house maybe it will become an air BNB.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (enJYY)
I'm halfway to believing the artist that did it hates MLK and black people in general.
It is like Dali and H R Giger had a baby.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (e/hAB)
https://tinyurl.com/4tfkytzh
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 12:53 PM (zm+d5)
Jaysus...
That's so wrong, on sooooo many levels...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:59 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2023 12:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (bDjBG)
++++
Is there a meaningful difference?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 12:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sharkman"
C'mon man! The folks sitting around the kitchen table trying to pay the bills aren't interest in this malarky
Posted by: Ripley at January 16, 2023 12:59 PM (cUYo/)
Posted by: Pussification is practically at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (s2na+)
What church did you go to?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (D0eLk)
Posted by: Weasel at January 16, 2023 12:56 PM (WoIMU)
The people that knew this was out there are taking the wheels off. Ol Joe has outlasted his usefulness.
Who's going to be the new VP? I predict GavinnGruesome.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (/yVB8)
Posted by: Bosk at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (ZVuYy)
I think that the Deep State is telling Joe that he has to announce now that he is not running for reelection.
They don't want Kamala, since Kamala is a complete disaster, so they need to clear the way for Newsom to run, with an appropriate black female as VP.
If Joe plays ball, he'll be allowed to serve out his two remaining years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (2tUFv)
https://tinyurl.com/y6xmr54m
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (aKMRW) "
well, nobody wants their pilot suddenly falling over dead, lol.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (XzIdt)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (e/hAB)
Giger would have made it some kind of weird techno-organic vagina with teeth.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape
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The Big head should always rule the Little head. The other path leads to Mongolian Dick Rot."
OK, call em 'uninfected fags.'
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (24fqN)
Buy him a sex bot and make him a sandwich. Later on they can discuss his run for public office.
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Sharkman"
If so he is the greatest actor who ever lived.
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 12:54 PM (dO/0d)
yep, 1000%
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (us2H3)
Apple TV+ (i know, I know...what that?)
Anyway, they're putting the big ad push on for their new hilarious comedy "Mammals",
wherein some guy wife cucks him with everyone in town and the baby he thought was his...well, who knows.
And get this! He's such a square, old, white schlub that he gets all upset about it. And falls down comically and such, even though
his super hawt wife patiently explains to him that monogamy is stupid cuz one guy for life??? Who made up that stupid, oppressive rule?
But, he still doesn't like being a cuck, if you can believe it!!!!, and so all his friends make fun of him.
TL
R Marriage and fidelity is stupid stuff. Don't get married.Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (2tUFv)
***
I've got news for you...
Posted by: The Good Lord Himself at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (flINI)
I'm halfway to believing the artist that did it hates MLK and black people in general.
It is like Dali and H R Giger had a baby."
Now that I've had a couple days to get used to it, I don't actually hate it anymore.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (us2H3)
I'm guessing about 40 grand a month?
Posted by: Bosk at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (ZVuYy)
If it's a government crew the cost is $3.2 billion. At least that was the budget.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (/yVB
And then who gets the CA governorship?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (XIJ/X)
If not, I can't see him being impeached. I guess he gets the "I've got dirt on Hillary" treatment?
Posted by: Mookie at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (7Mqc1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (D0eLk)
Protestant conservative evangelical.
See also the dominant Christian bookstore literature on male-female relations and marital counseling over the past, oh, 40-50 years or so, but especially the last 25.
Posted by: It's everywhere at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Yep. Despots have enough people to obey them to rule over the populace. Eloi are preyed upon by the Morlocks until the Morlocks get tired of screwing around.
I think we are in the second condition but not sure about that and exactly who becomes the Morlocks to end this era.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Pussification is practically at January 16, 2023 12:58 PM (s2na+)
Problem I had with Grass is Always Greener. 60s movie with Cary Grant, Robert Mitchum and...Deborah Kerr. Grand and Kerr are Married. Mitchum is a wealth oil man. Mitchum woos and bangs Kerr. Strum. Drang. Kerr decides to go back to Grant.
They tried to couch it in the 'well, divorce is horrible and throws out the baby with the bath water.' I dunno. In my experience, once trust is broken, it can't be put back together no matter how much either party wants to. Maybe some can make it work, but I am not built that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (D0eLk)
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 16, 2023 01:03 PM (y/a4v)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (/yVB
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Nah, white heterosexual males need not apply. Likely gonna be Bootygag.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 01:03 PM (BRmwW)
Voila! Trump returns!
LOL
Instead, we have McCathy.
Yes, McCathy
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2023 01:03 PM (ufFY8)
7. Golden Corral doesn't serve alcohol.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (zm+d5)
Denny's Lounge 6
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2023 01:03 PM (OgrpQ)
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And if Jill says nope, we're not moving . . what? Are they going to whack him? Are 20 Dem Senators going to 'cross the aisle' to make it happen?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (8AONa)
Just like Obama's school records. And the info that would finally tell out how he was able to get into Iran in the '80s.
Posted by: portlandon at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (+oR7L)
Jesus help us.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (ufFY
Biden? Chump change. We disappeared $2 billion in "charitable donations" without even bothering to do any token charity work as a coverup.
Posted by: The Clinton Foundation at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (786Ro)
Anyone else sensing a pattern?
*Goes hunting for the nearest moonfaced freak*
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2023 12:59 PM (4I/2K)
With or without the feedbag?
Posted by: Yung Gravy at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (M2V3B)
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (786Ro)
Lollipop Head
or
Mr. Mackey on South Park
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (CCSxw)
Gener Millie Vanillie stole the codes from Trump. One key part of the coup-coup. Getting the Generals on your side. That and fortifying the nations capitol.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
===========================
Everyone does know they change the codes regularly, don't they?
That's how they discovered Billy Jeff Clinton lost his copy of the nuclear codes once.
If only they had listened to Trump and put 10,000 National guard in Washington DC on January 6. Do you think anyone would have tried to get into the Capitol if there were a thousand NG surrounding the Capitol?
Of Course Nancy didn't want the National guard there to protect the Capitol, and keep order in Washington DC.
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (jSutt)
The Daily Mail hasn't run one of their "Putin is about to die" articles in a few days, but we should still start the pool - who dies first - Putin or Senile Joe?
My money is still on Senile Joe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (D0eLk)
*golfclap*
We would have also accepted, Alabama Funeral 6.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (XIJ/X)
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Adam Schitt.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 01:05 PM (BRmwW)
Posted by: megthered at January 16, 2023 01:05 PM (+kOUi)
7. Golden Corral doesn't serve alcohol.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (zm+d5)
A 7 plus 1/2 bonus point for not having to use a mobility scooter and another 1/2 bonus point for not being a morbidly obese behemoth.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 16, 2023 01:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (D0eLk)
Definitely time for another church.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (bW8dp)
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Classified documents are stored in gray boxes in garages?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (fs1hN)
My money is still on Senile Joe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:04 PM (2tUFv)
Drudge linked an article claiming Pooty-poot was going to retire to avoid a coup.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (TecqC)
My money is still on Senile Joe.
I've got $50 on a random 20 year old basketball player!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (D0eLk)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape
Nah. Wise. See Hugh Grant and his career after the he cheated on Liz Hurley with a street creature and even paid for it.
Arnuld and his baby mama. And so on and so on.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (786Ro)
***
Ugly girls try harder
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 12:49 PM (CCSxw)
Some sort of Mediterranean fruit fly? The one that is endangering the California citrus industry?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (xhaym)
@robreiner
1h
The sooner the DOJ can clear President Biden of any criminal wrongdoing, the sooner they can focus on saving the Rule of Law and our Democracy by Indicting Trump. We’re way past that time.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:05 PM (zZu0s)
Not legal to marry your first cousin: Alabama
Legal to marry your uncle: New York
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Feinstein will be free soon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (dO/0d)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:00 PM (D0eLk)
Definitely time for another church.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (bW8dp)
Yo!
Posted by: The Mohamnedians at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (flINI)
And by 'try' he means blow every dude in Planet Fitness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)
They tried to couch it in the 'well, divorce is horrible and throws out the baby with the bath water.' I dunno. In my experience, once trust is broken, it can't be put back together no matter how much either party wants to. Maybe some can make it work, but I am not built that way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (zZu0s)
You need a relatively small and homogeneous community, with properly aligned social, cultural, legal, religious, and economic pressures for it to work right. Back in the day of the Israelites you cheated on your husband you courted death or exile. Which meant hardship and then death. The incentives have been completely turned on their head. And you have the church telling men to man up and marry the hoe with 4 kids by 6 baby daddies, and stay with the hoe when the two more kids she birthed after you married her aren't even yours.
Posted by: It's a different world than 3,000 years ago. at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (s2na+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPc4J46pduA
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:08 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:08 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 01:08 PM (dO/0d)
Posted by: steevy at January 16, 2023 01:08 PM (yezA1)
TL: DR Marriage and fidelity is stupid stuff. Don't get married.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2023 01:01 PM (KLPy
++++
Hard pass. Unless the plot twist is that he divorces her and she gets nothing in the settlement, then he proves paternity and takes the kid away, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (t0OGg)
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Classified documents are stored in gray boxes in garages?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 16, 2023 01:06 PM (fs1hN)
Matruska Comments
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Like I give a flying fig at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (s2na+)
Posted by: Hands at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (786Ro)
The husband, who is supposedly "sticking by her" (yeah, I'll bet it is kinda sticky after 6 of your coworkers nutted in it), also looks like he might be missing a chromosome or two.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (bW8dp)
Twenty-Fifth Amendment, baby!
Actually, that won't be necessary - they will merely point out that his son Hunter, his two brothers, and other family members will be put in prison for the rest of their lives if Joe doesn't play ball.
They may have to impeach and convict Joe to remove him, but Hunter has no such protection from prosecution.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:10 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)
I ran out of internet to read. Don't judge me.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:10 PM (TecqC)
I think we are in the second condition but not sure about that and exactly who becomes the Morlocks to end this era.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (bDjBG)
++++
The Eloi were despots. They made the world they lived in, then crawled too far up their own pampered asses to mount a defense against the Morlocks when the Morlocks finally lost patience and decided to eat them.
The Eloi are the end stage. Just a bit further along than where we are now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/w7v54tas
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:10 PM (TecqC)
This is the internet- of course I am going to judge you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: LITTLE KAMALA at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (786Ro)
This calls for a thorough audit of Trump's tax returns.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2023 01:09 PM (MoZTd)
But first a 'no-knock' home invasion at his New Jersey home.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at
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I have a strong feeling that the WH Staff hate Biden and his sideshow freaks; and would be happy to pack his shit up RFN!
The rank and file Secret Service probably hate his asshunter too. (At least when the SS aren't banging hookers 3 at a time like Hunter.)
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)
Disagree Joe. The Eloi were cattle. Getting fat and lazy on the surface. The Morlocks had the power.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (v0R5T)
++++
This falls under the "Malinformation" heading of the MDM definition.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Now on Disney+! at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)
*Crestfallen*
*Paints fingernails black and goes goth in protest*
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (TecqC)
I only go there for the pictures.
I swear I don't read the articles.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (D0eLk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (S4CEj)
There really is such a thing as "Grey Code," but Ace is sending it wrong.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Infidelity and disputes over money/debts are the two greatest reasons for divorce. Both require trust between partners.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: GWB at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (h1QTY)
Sounds like something Leo Getts (aka Vincent LaGuardia Gambini) would offer Roger to play around the edges. Add in bogus roofing, plumbing, remodeling sleight and you're good to go.
Posted by: micky at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (S4CEj)
Working on his Prometheus cosplay, most likely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Not at the start. The Eloi were large and in charge. Wells' whole thing with that story was about socialism. The Eloi were the capitalists who thrived on the Morlocks' production until they got soft and lazy from their unearned position and the Morlocks finally decided to eat them and express the power that was always theirs in the first place.
It isn't an entirely unapt metaphor for our ruling class.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: rd at January
I suspect Joe is a horrible man to work with and for.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at January 16, 2023 01:14 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Whoever it is will preside over the most epic financial and governmental meltdown in history. In the space of a few weeks the budget went from a 20 billion surplus to a 20 billion deficit. 300,000 people a year are leaving the state. Those are the ones with money and jobs.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 16, 2023 01:14 PM (/yVB8)
Meanwhile, this site is suppressing stories of Trump and DeSantis torturing kittens.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 16, 2023 01:14 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:15 PM (t0OGg)
The Eloi are the end stage. Just a bit further along than where we are now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Fair point as we are brought in at the crisis point in the Time Machine.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:15 PM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at January 16, 2023 01:15 PM (e4g3F)
Narrator: It was a beejer in the police station gym.
I refer you to President Clinton.
Posted by: TN Peace Officers Shields and Powell at January 16, 2023 01:15 PM (4I/2K)
Looks like I got the story wrong. They weren't looking for the ditched citations when they busted Eddie Nation, they were just cleaning out his cruiser before he returned from leave, and they found them. And also, the drug paraphernalia and the sex doll.
This guy just went on leave, and was like "oh, whatevs, I'll just leave several different kinds of drugs and a sex doll and maybe some evidence about my shakedown racket in the whip. Nobody'll figure it out."
I am now morally certain this guy is an unacknowledged Biden bastard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 01:15 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Eeyore at January 16, 2023 01:14 PM (TgBWG)
Eh, ace probably figures that with the hobos buried under the shelving detritus, best to be bygones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)
Once again: chump change. I get $50,000/month tax free just for letting my crackhead son crash on the sofa.
Posted by: Dopey Joe Biden at January 16, 2023 01:16 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2023 01:16 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 01:16 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:16 PM (aKMRW)
Meanwhile, this site is suppressing stories of Trump and DeSantis torturing kittens.
Posted by: Eeyore at January 16, 2023 01:14 PM (TgBWG)
........
No wonder the cats grow up to be such assholes.
Posted by: wth at January 16, 2023 01:16 PM (v0R5T)
353 Who still reads Drudge anyway?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)
Know your enemy.
Posted by: Auspex at January 16, 2023 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:15 PM (t0OGg)
We had a Kim this morning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:17 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
True enough, but the Eloi were way more bangable. Not even tequila made those Morlock chicks attractive.
Posted by: The Time Traveler at January 16, 2023 01:17 PM (bW8dp)
This is the same old hype and gaslighting that hoodwinked us with the predicted 'Red Tsunami' in November.
Joe's not going anywhere, unless they actually off both him and Jill.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:17 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: The Time Traveler at January 16, 2023 01:17 PM (bW8dp)
Yvette Mimeux(sp?) MMMMMMMmmmmm.
I do like that movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (zZu0s)
I am now morally certain this guy is an unacknowledged Biden bastard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Old proverb, a fish rots from the head first.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (bDjBG)
Can't say I remember the last time I had a fever for so long.
Wish this cough would go away.
Posted by: SMH
If you had just gotten vaxxed and boosted, your symptoms would already be gone.
Posted by: The CDC at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (TLhHb)
Posted by: DR! Jill Biden at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (R/B3e)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape
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Considering the rumors she has cancer, pretty sure that is being considered.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (aKMRW)
Isn't Asshunter a porn channel? If not, it should be.
Posted by: The Time Traveler at January 16, 2023 01:19 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: The CDC at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (TLhHb)
Being dead is remarkably good for getting rid of a nagging cough, true.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The CDC
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Nice try, ghouls.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:19 PM (aKMRW)
From today:
God bless my fellow Americans who support Ukraine. You are heir to a long line of freedom fighters: those who declared independence, those who ended slavery, those who defeated Hitler
His big thing at the moment is getting Germany to agree to allow other European countries to transfer Leopard tanks to Ukraine.
This will be the Wunderwaffe that will win the war for Ukraine you see.
Never mind that ISIS successfully destroyed a number of Turkish army Leopards using modern anti-tank weapons.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:19 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2023 01:20 PM (D0eLk)
Joe's not going anywhere, unless they actually off both him and Jill.
Watch the factions. The drip-drip on the documents is from Fusion Ken, meaning it's straight out of the FBI/CIA. The one man who could fix it for Joe, Barky, isn't saying a thing. So both the IC and Kalorama want Joe gone. Is that enough? Well, maybe that's why DOCTOR JILL reportedly has cancer.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 16, 2023 01:20 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: The Time Traveler at January 16, 2023 01:19 PM (bW8dp)
Nothing on Pr0nhub.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:20 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2023 01:20 PM (44ww/)
One in a million shot!
Posted by: TN Peace Officers Shields and Powell at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (4I/2K)
Never mind that ISIS successfully destroyed a number of Turkish army Leopards using modern anti-tank weapons.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 16, 2023 01:19 PM (2tUFv)
We have gone way too good at anti-armor these days. It is like how defense was so strong during WWI- except the opposite.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (63Dwl)
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Pass.
I read about enough unhinged people as it is.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (U2p+3)
And those numbers don't include us!
Posted by: Califorrnia's Unfunded Pension Liabilities! at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM
Well there is that $50,000 minimum right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (dO/0d)
Posted by: The CDC at January 16, 2023 01:18 PM (TLhHb)
No symptoms here!
Posted by: Zombie Hank Aaron at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (aKMRW)
10% for the Big Guy.
Mystery solved.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (ZLI7S)
DOJ and FBI are in full ignore mode.
Posted by: Ironwolf32 at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (9rGfA)
Posted by: free tibet at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (xJVOG)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (XIJ/X)
The Billy Squier one?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (TecqC)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:24 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 16, 2023 01:24 PM (S4CEj)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:23 PM (RHGPo)
Winning!
-FJB
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:24 PM (zZu0s)
I read about enough unhinged people as it is.
He represents a powerful faction of the US government who thinks that our war goal in Ukraine should be the utter crushing of Russia, dividing Russia up into at least a dozen new countries, and that we can do this without the slightest risk of a global nuclear war.
His views are important, unfortunately.
Posted by: Califorrnia's Unfunded Pension Liabilities! at January 16, 2023 01:24 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:25 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Ian S.
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It isn't like the elites plan to consult the people over the change of clowns in the WH. So quite frankly I don't care whether SloJo stays or goes as the putrid policies will be teh same regardless of the "face" mouthing their words.
Posted by: whig at January 16, 2023 01:25 PM (bDjBG)
Joe's not going anywhere, unless
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at January 16, 2023 01:17 PM (24fqN)
Corrrrrrect
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 01:25 PM (BXxcV)
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at
Do you seriously think Kevin McCarthy would turn down HIS chance to be President? POTUS! Forever in the history books! One of less than 50 people in 250 years!
What are you smoking? I can even see Brain Dead Patty McMurray trying to get McCarthy thrown out temporarily, just so she has a shot in the succession as Senator Pro-Tem.
Posted by: rd at January 16, 2023 01:25 PM (jSutt)
Posted by: Califorrnia's Unfunded Pension Liabilities! at January 16, 2023 01:24 PM (2tUFv)
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Of course they are.
It's not like he's a nobody, like most of us are.
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:25 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (XIJ/X)
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Oh, I dunno. The video for Billy Joel's "Allentown" is one of the most blatantly homerotic things ever produced by an ostensibly straight man:
https://youtu.be/BHnJp0oyOxs
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
https://twitter. com/RNCResearch/status/1612859709752750082
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 01:27 PM (BXxcV)
https://tinyurl.com/3mrz9k45
Via *mumblemumble*
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, Available 4/14 at January 16, 2023 01:27 PM (TecqC)
Dork Brandon is just wandering around. Hunty is running the grift. Any trouble that the regime may have with Brandon is probably with DOCTOR Jill, if I'm reading this right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 01:27 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2023 01:27 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (XIJ/X)
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Oh, I dunno. The video for Billy Joel's "Allentown" is one of the most blatantly homerotic things ever produced by an ostensibly straight man:
https://youtu.be/BHnJp0oyOxs
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 16, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
Are the people who make Jojo's Bizarre Adventure straight?
Posted by: Someguy's at January 16, 2023 01:28 PM (30MF8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2023 01:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 16, 2023 01:28 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: SMOD at January 16, 2023 01:21 PM (RHGPo
Is this the one that the SS is renting from Hillary Clinton to protect her since she won't have her lifetime free guards on her property?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 16, 2023 01:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 01:27 PM (BXxcV)
and enough chloroform.
Posted by: Ted Bundy at January 16, 2023 01:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH at January 16, 2023 01:29 PM (aKMRW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2023 01:27 PM (MoZTd)
Think it's a coincidence we're about as far away from an election as one can get?
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2023 01:29 PM (BXxcV)
Pope Francis fuels rumours he may quit in sermon reflecting on 'the virtue of stepping aside at the right time' and 'learning to take our leave'
_________
*drives to church*
*lights all the candles*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 16, 2023 01:29 PM (MoZTd)
Don't be corrupt. Be outrageously brazenly corrupt. Be so corrupt that no one could possibly believe it.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at January 16, 2023 01:29 PM (vN+oL)
closeted gay man trying to look straight.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 16, 2023 01:22 PM (XIJ/X)
++++
Oh, I dunno. The video for Billy Joel's "Allentown" is one of the most blatantly homerotic things ever produced by an ostensibly straight man:
https://youtu.be/BHnJp0oyOxs
He strums a guitar in a steamy room full of naked dudes, if memory serves. Then a bunch of Chippendale's dancers prance around in front of the flag and some fireworks.
I don't think Billy's trying to look straight in that in video.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 16, 2023 01:29 PM (oINRc)
There really is such a thing as "Grey Code," but Ace is sending it wrong.
Posted by: Peel
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It can be mapped out.
Posted by: Karnaugh at January 16, 2023 01:30 PM (fjfub)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at
NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 16, 2023 01:30 PM (jSutt)
6 million Graft to Hunter
10% to the big guy = 600,000
600,000 over a 12 mont payment plan is 600,000 divided by 12.
50,000.00 per month for 12 months.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 16, 2023 01:31 PM (uLr+K)
I dunno what church you've been going to because all the ones I know teach a strong doctrine of men being the leader in the house and being strong and responsible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 16, 2023 01:31 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: butch at January 16, 2023 01:32 PM (XdXOx)
Posted by: Jaimo at January 16, 2023 01:32 PM (DBrN4)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at January 16, 2023 12:34 PM (BRmwW)
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50 percent inflation since the making of Office Space.
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 16, 2023 01:33 PM (oJ6Se)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 16, 2023 01:34 PM (ZLI7S)
I read about enough unhinged people as it is.
He represents a powerful faction of the US government who thinks that our war goal in Ukraine should be the utter crushing of Russia, dividing Russia up into at least a dozen new countries, and that we can do this without the slightest risk of a global nuclear war.
His views are important, unfortunately.
==
He represents a faction of the US goverment what has a ukranian honeypot's hooks in him.
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 01:37 PM (gmgC/)
Of course, there's no doubt The Big Guy totally sold influence for Hunter, and totally benefitted personally as well. It's just that in my book the only reliable numbers would have to come directly from looking at Joe's returns, finances etc.
Posted by: Zek at January 16, 2023 01:37 PM (5FPX4)
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I"m betting Leverge Tennessee, or whatever, isn't exactly a California beach...
Posted by: Clown world is grey at January 16, 2023 01:39 PM (guM5d)
Posted by: Marooned at January 16, 2023 01:39 PM (w6hJ9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 01:46 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at January 16, 2023 01:46 PM
She looks like she lost the chromosome lotto.
Posted by: portlandon at January 16, 2023 01:49 PM (+oR7L)
The monthly cost of that house, including taxes, mortgage, etc. is just $23k/month.
So the cost to RENT the Big Guys house is 2X what it costs to OWN the most expensive house in the area...
Yea, this is money laundering all right...
Posted by: Val Karie at January 16, 2023 02:03 PM (T72bV)
Beetleburgers!
https://studyfinds.org/beetleburgers-feed-the-world/
Apropos of nothing-
There seem to be a lot of lonely lampposts about.
Poor lonely lampposts!
Via Insty.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2023 02:19 PM (KLPy8)
I’m old enough to remember the (redundancy alert) crazed Democrats suing Trump under the Constitution’s Emoluments Clause, but these same people claim the Clinton’s and Biden’s hoovering of cash from America’s enemies and other foreign governments and entities is squeaky clean (not even a smidge of scandal) and is in fact a perk for political office for Democrats included in America’s Real-life (not Dead-letter, paper) Constitution.
Posted by: Dummy #43 at January 16, 2023 06:33 PM (U2W4Y)
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