Congressman Elect George Santos: Like All Americans, I Made Some Mistakes

Well, he lied an awful lot. Tulsi Gabbard rakes him over the coals for that, properly.

But he makes a good point: He didn't run on his biography. He ran on fighting the Democrats' open embrace of criminality and lawlessness at the border.

Are we going to defy the voters and demand he step down, so that another Democrat has a chance to take the seat?

Rep.-elect George Santos to Tulsi: I can explain. pic.twitter.com/dOXDadkpCA
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) December 28, 2022

Would the voters had not voted for him if they knew he was merely "Jew-ish" rather than actually Jewish?

Before answering, let's consider the fact that the left insists that Joe Biden would have been elected even if the public knew he was soliciting money from China a couple of years before his run for president through the cut-out of his crackhead whoremonger son, and lying about it, and enlisting his corrupt Deep State cronies to cover it up.

If the public would have overlooked that teeny-tiny matter, I think they probably could have blown off the trifling matter of whether George Santos graduated from Baruch College or not.

And let's also consider this list from Breitbart.com of Joe Biden's 15 most outlandish lies, exactly zero of which the leftwing corporate media has claimed would be reason for Biden to resign, despite him continuing to repeat these lies in the face of frequent repudiation -- even by the leftwing propaganda media itself.

Here are a few:

1) Law School Grades
Biden claimed in 1987 he graduated in the top half of his class at Syracuse College of Law. He was 76th in a class of 85.

2) Arrested in South Africa
Biden falsely claimed in 2022 he was arrested for trying to see Nelson Mandela in South Africa. The Washington Post marks this claim as false.
3) First Job
In 2021, Biden claimed in Idaho his "first job offer" was from a local lumber and wood products business, Boise Cascade. The company said there is "no record" of Biden's claim.
4) Visiting a Synagogue
Biden claimed in 2021 he visited Pittsburgh's Tree of Life synagogue, where 11 people were murdered in 2018. Biden did speak to the Tree of Life rabbi. He never visited the synagogue, as he claimed.

Seems George Santos isn't the only one who lies about attending a Jewish institution.

5) Unemployment Numbers
Biden claimed in 2022 unemployment was the lowest in 50 years, down from 6.5 percent to 3.5 percent. Biden's claim was false. The unemployment rate was 3.5 percent under his predecessor.
6) Visited Afghanistan
Biden claimed in 2022 he had visited Afghanistan and Iraq twice as president. The New York Post marked Biden's claim as false.
7) Naval Academy Appointment
Biden claimed in 2022 claimed he was appointed to the Naval Academy in 1965 by the late Sen. J. Caleb Boggs (R-DE). A search of Boggs' records fails to produce evidence to support Biden's claim.
8 ) Beau Died in Iraq
Biden has falsely claimed twice in 2022 that his late son Beau died in Iraq. Beau died at a Maryland hospital.
9) Never Spoken to Hunter About Family Business
Joe Biden falsely claimed in 2019 that he never discussed business deals with Hunter. But Joe Biden left Hunter a voicemail in 2018 about a business deal with Chinese energy giant CEFC, directly contradicting Joe Biden's statement in 2019.
"Hey pal, it's Dad. It's 8:15 on Wednesday night. If you get a chance just give me a call. Nothing urgent. I just wanted to talk to you," Joe Biden said. "I thought the article released online, it's going to be printed tomorrow in the Times, was good. I think you're clear. And anyway if you get a chance give me a call, I love you."

And of course Biden claims that he himself was raised, as George Santos might say, Puerto-Rican-ish, because he had a maid.

This list just barely scratches the surface. It doesn't even mention Biden's nastiest lie -- his repeated slander of a truck driver as a "drunk driver" who murdered his wife, despite the fact that his wife was found to be at fault by running a red light at an intersection.

But he's continued to slander that man throughout his life until the day he died, just so he could "connect" with audiences.

And people say, "Oh, well, that's just Joe Being Joe."

Well, then: Let me introduce y'all to George Being George.

Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

These are your rules, lefties.

Choke on your own rules like vomit.

Posted by: Ace at 03:00 PM

Comments

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1 Resign.

Posted by: Dick "Dick" Blumenthal at December 28, 2022 03:03 PM (dTFZY)

2 Why is there no criticism of the local media there who did zero background checks on their Congressional candidate? Apparently all they needed to see was "gay".

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 28, 2022 03:04 PM (CQ3Qb)

3 Choke on your own rules like vomit.

Words to live by. In the face of extreme lawlessness by the demorats and their fellow travelers, I have run out of fvcks to give when it comes to "misbehavior" on the part of ANTI-LEFTISTS

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:04 PM (dCxaZ)

4 Honor and integrity OR make the left live by their own rules?
Hmmm

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 03:04 PM (anj39)

5 Now, if it were Mutt Rimjob, I would have a different opinion, because he, of course, is not an ANTI-LEFTIST

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)

6 I would only reply:

"It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 28, 2022 03:05 PM (w9Wax)

7 Normally honor and integrity wins every time, but this is the cesspool we are forced to work with.
Besides, it worked didn't it?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 03:05 PM (anj39)

8 Biden used to drive a truck, big rig, I think he has said.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2022 03:05 PM (Cus5s)

9 Our candidates are lying shit birds. Their candidates are lying shit birds.
I'm done caring.

Posted by: PabloD at December 28, 2022 03:06 PM (p1vIH)

10 Well, then: Let me introduce y'all to George Being George.

Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

These are your rules, lefties.

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I will care about George Santos lying about his biography as soon as the Democratic establishment forces out Ilhan Omar from Congress and the Democratic Party as a whole.

She keeps lying about marrying her brother, after all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

11 Che Guevarra was a medical student, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 03:06 PM (xhaym)

12 Agreed. I don't care. More worried about LGBT infiltrating the GOP.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:06 PM (S/NWs)

13 Distinguished Gentleman, the Eddie Murphy movie about this was better.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (CQ3Qb)

14 "Do you have no shame?"

What difference does it make at this point?

Posted by: fd at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (iayUP)

15 No mention of numerous acts of plagiarism, including his life story?

Posted by: huerfano at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (dTFZY)

16
I'm all for giving the (D)'s everything they deserve, and more. Congratulations to George Santos.

Signed,
Embarrassed to have John Festerman as my Senator

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (enJYY)

17 Well...Shit.

I just ranted about this on Sefton's and my podcast.

I am 100% on your side Ace. I do not give a shit that Santos is a lunatic liar. As long as he votes against the Left, he is my guy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (XIJ/X)

18 Dumb of Santos to do this but why didn't the NY Times find this out before the election ? I think they are "hoping " that Gov. Witch of NY would replace him with a dem when he is forced out

Posted by: Canadian Trans jumbo fake boobs shop teacher at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM (bs+z0)

19 He should resign. Just Richard Blumenthal did.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM (63Dwl)

20 They are all liars. Every one of them. Cast them all out and weld the doors

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM (C2ZTD)

21 18 Dumb of Santos to do this but why didn't the NY Times find this out before the election ? I think they are "hoping " that Gov. Witch of NY would replace him with a dem when he is forced out
Posted by: Canadian Trans jumbo fake boobs shop teacher at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM (bs+z0)

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Representatives don't get replaced by appointments when the seat gets open for any reason. There's always a special election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

22 Didn't Biden also claim that he was once arrested with Nelson Mandela?

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:09 PM (pTb/Z)

23 22 Didn't Biden also claim that he was once arrested with Nelson Mandela?
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:09 PM (pTb/Z)

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It was that one time he won the rugby World Cup.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

24 Yeah I'm not fond of lies by politicians, but its not exactly unprecedented, and the lies told were not critical to election, either. And especially when compared to Joey Fingers, um yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:09 PM (0hOvj)

25
Representatives don't get replaced by appointments when the seat gets open for any reason. There's always a special election.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

Well then I guess they are hoping for a Dem win this time

Posted by: Canadian Trans jumbo fake boobs shop teacher at December 28, 2022 03:09 PM (bs+z0)

26 2000 NY Senate race

NY Times: Hillary's Jewish Roots!

Rush Limbaugh: That's funny, I thought Hillary's roots were brunette.

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (786Ro)

27 As long as he votes against the Left, he is my guy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (XIJ/X)

It's this simple, isn't it

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (dCxaZ)

28 Some of the GOP is hounding him to resign too, right?

This guy's PR person(s) needs to be digging dirt on everyone calling for him to resign. And spilling it daily.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (Q4IgG)

29 https://tinyurl.com/2ps4ts5b

NYT just figured out the people aren't following the newspeak rules.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (S/NWs)

30 Isn't the rule that all Santos needs to do is claim his lies were a part of his family's lore and it's then deemed OK?

Pretty sure if a relative told a vague story about a thing it was then acceptable to treat it as fact and build a career on it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (KbCG3)

31 27 As long as he votes against the Left, he is my guy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (XIJ/X)

It's this simple, isn't it
Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (dCxaZ)

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And the left says the same thing about their people.

It's just the reality we're in. Will to power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

32 George Washington's campaign was based on him not being a liar based on a story which was likely a lie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (C2ZTD)

33 And people say, "Oh, well, that's just Joe Being Joe."

Well, then: Let me introduce y'all to George Being George.

Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

These are your rules, lefties.

Choke on your own rules like vomit.

Cruel ace is the bestest ace.

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (txGor)

34 George just wanted to get away with telling the jokes. Like Jerry Seinfeld's dentist, Bryan Cranston

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (786Ro)

35 He should resign. Just Richard Blumenthal did.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:08 PM

I honestly forgot I was never in Vietnam. It could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Dick "Dick" Blumenthal at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (dTFZY)

36 Good ol Honest Abe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (C2ZTD)

37 Would the voters had not voted for him if they knew he was merely "Jew-ish" rather than actually Jewish?

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He was honest-ish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (FVME7)

38 I can't answer until Squaw Warren weighs in.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)

39 Everyone in Congress lies, especially about their background.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (wmDcS)

40 If telling a lie is a disqualifying event for a politician, we are going to need about 537 new politicians, not including the non-voting reps for the territories.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (lTGtQ)

41 Who cares? I know I don't. So he lied it's not like that is anything different than 85% of the politicians we already have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (uNylN)

42 Darren Beattie:

So many brilliant things about Santos. The fact that he fibbed about going to Baruch college LMAO.

That's almost as good as padding your resume with a false Goucher College degree

Chef's kiss. The whole thing is beautiful

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM (VbI7r)

43 "As long as he bites against the left he is my gay "

Judging by history, that's got an expiration date.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (S/NWs)

44 I find it hard to believe anyone with hair plugs and fake teeth.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

45 32 George Washington's campaign was based on him not being a liar based on a story which was likely a lie.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (C2ZTD)

No, these are my real teeth, why do you ask?

Posted by: George W. at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (oHd/0)

46 Biden walked across the bridge in Selma

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (C2ZTD)

47 When leftists are caught lying they are kept in place and become more beholden to the left's wants. As a result, the left wins.

When non-leftists are caught lying they are either captured by leftist to become beholden to the left's wants or are thrown out to be replaced by a leftist. As a result, the left wins.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (0fVbu)

48 Isn't the rule that all Santos needs to do is claim his lies were a part of his family's lore and it's then deemed OK?

Pretty sure if a relative told a vague story about a thing it was then acceptable to treat it as fact and build a career on it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

YOU HAVE HIGH CHEEKBONES GEORGE!

Posted by: rickb223 Gone Galt at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (txGor)

49 Just looked it up - yep, according to the Washington Post and the NY Times, Biden at least 3 times falsely claimed he was arrested in South African on his way to see Nelson Mandela.

His word as a Biden.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (pTb/Z)

50 46 Biden walked across the bridge in Selma
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (C2ZTD)

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Several years later.

And it wasn't so much a walk as a drive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

51 It's this simple, isn't it

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:10 PM (dCxaZ)

We no longer have the luxury of even pretending that honor and integrity count.

Beat. The. Left.

That is the only thing that matters.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (XIJ/X)

52 I don't t vote for Dems because the are mostly are stupid-ish, insane-ish and evil-ish.

Posted by: Ripley at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (cUYo/)

53 Yeah, but can you trust a pathological liar to do what he says he will?

Nope. This guy needs to go.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)

54 Something about this whole thing smells. How did his opponent not uncover this during the campaign? Even the slightest bit of opposition research would have uncovered at least one of the lies. And only NOW are we hearing about this?

It's obviously an ex post facto attempt by Democraps to deny him his seat. I say: Go fuck yourself. Then when you are done, fuck yourself again. Repeat until your dick and asshole are so sore you can't sit or piss for a week. I don't care who or what this Santos guy is, or what tall tales he told. I care only about one thing and one thing only: will he vote the right way?

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

55 I will care about Repubs lying about their biography when Repubs stop lying about what they're going to do for us policy-wise if elected.

Posted by: Hands at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (786Ro)

56 Well then I guess they are hoping for a Dem win this time
Posted by: Canadian Trans jumbo fake boobs shop teacher

Hope has nothing to do with it

A well funded vote harvesting campaign, however!

Posted by: Justin Casteau at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (ai2Yq)

57 Jewish vs Jew-ish.

I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

More accurate, but it also sounds like a pejorative term.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (Ae67h)

58 It is extremely difficult to credit the left's shock and horror that a politician - A POLITICIAN - lied when you can run down five hundred outrageous extreme, and even admitted lies at times, by Democrats just in the last year.

Compounding that is the same press that excused, ignored, or defended said lies now acting like its the worst thing ever.

Its like saying "it will be the best wall ever, yuge and luxurious" is the same kind of lie as "I never did business or got dirty money from my son Hunter Biden". Really? I'm supposed to take this seriously?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

59 Some of my best friends are Druish

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (C2ZTD)

60 "Do you have no shame?"

What difference does it make at this point?
Posted by: fd
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That's already been adjudicated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (N7OAi)

61
I honestly forgot I was never in Vietnam. It could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Dick "Dick" Blumenthal at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM

I can vouch for you being there. You woke up and said, "Saigon, shit. Still in Saigon."

Posted by: Weed Smoking Theatre Guy at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (enJYY)

62 Joe Biden founded the Black Panthers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (FVME7)

63 Yeah, but can you trust a pathological liar to do what he says he will?

No, and I am betting at least75% of this push is to pressure him into going along with dems, which he's likely inclined to do anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

64 Did he primary a qualified America First candidate?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (sI15f)

65 57 Jewish vs Jew-ish.

I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

More accurate, but it also sounds like a pejorative term.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (Ae67h)

Be careful calling Jewy Pejorative, wookies tend to tear arms off if they lose.

Posted by: George W. at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

66 This guy Santos seems like a first class idiot and douche bag. In other words, standard issue Republican.

On the other hand it will again be nauseating to watch the feckless GOP demand that he resign for his lies, while excusing the worst liars in the world, their good friends on the other side of the aisle.

Posted by: Ex-GOP at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (YTBIQ)

67 Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (sI15f)

I agree!

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

68 The media has fallen all over themselves ignoring many similar lies by Senile Joe.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (eGTCV)

69 And Elizabeth Warren never lied about being an Indian.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (U2p+3)

70 Biden walked across the bridge in Selma
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:12 PM (C2ZTD)
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Where he introduced Barack Sr. to Stan Roundheels.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

71 @67 - that posted before I added my :

"Gov. Kristi Noem, R- Grifter sock."

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (dCxaZ)

72 Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 28, 2022 03:05 PM (w9Wax)

*****

Heh.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (q/0/Z)

73 All victories from here on out will be pyrrhic.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (S/NWs)

74 will he vote the right way?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

He's definitely not giving off any vibes that he will.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (sI15f)

75 And Elizabeth Warren never lied about being an Indian.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (U2p+3)
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The squaw Gray Beaver was well-known in our tribe, the Fugawi.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

76 The first thing a RINO does is to sabotage Republicans to curry favor with the Democrats in their life. Resign my ass. We are not going to be better than the cheating Democrats, the Fraudulent Marxists, or the Freaky Fascists. The Democrats just got caught using the FBI to rig another election, on multiple occasions. So no, I am not in favor of giving the House Majority to Democrats. And let's not forget how Democrats rigged the Alaskan election to elect Murkowski and a Democrat.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (cJ6YV)

77 Biden is married to a black sharecropper.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (C2ZTD)

78
Honesty is upstream of Politics.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (w9Wax)

79 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:14 PM (0hOvj)

Yeah... Pochahauntus is still a public figure lauded by the Left.

Posted by: George W. at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

80 He meant Jew-ishy!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (Vwz3I)

81 Has McCarthy demanded he resign yet because I fully expect he will

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2022 03:17 PM (bs+z0)

82 Any republican trying to make this an issue is a glowie who should be ignored until they go harass a man living in a vacuum repair shop basement. Tulsi trying to make this an issue is another reason why I always doubt her intentions.

The GOP is being more gay than Santos pretended to be.

Posted by: UwU_Power at December 28, 2022 03:17 PM (Jdbhp)

83 I honestly forgot I was never in Vietnam. It could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Dick "Dick" Blumenthal at December 28, 2022 03:11 PM
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"I was in someplace hot and humid. Mighta been Florida, now that I think about it."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

84 Resign?? What ever for.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at December 28, 2022 03:17 PM (mnUzy)

85 74 will he vote the right way?
Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

He's definitely not giving off any vibes that he will.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at December 28, 2022 03:16 PM (sI15f)
__________________

So then: typical Republican pol? I hate all these motherfuckers with the heat of a thousand suns, but we need a GOP majority in the House.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 28, 2022 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

86 If you lie for a living...

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2022 03:17 PM (9X/y4)

87 Posted by: George W. at December 28, 2022 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

*****

Well, that’s up to the Jews.

Can I get a ruling on this?

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (q/0/Z)

88 The most important question hasn't been asked or answered yet:

Does Santos like Nickelback?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (LvTSG)

89 Biden has told so many lies throughout his career the left created a whole new category for him. "That's just Joe being Joe and it's charming!".

In normal times I would say he should go but that ship sailed long ago. We now have our own government lying and taking political prisoners and we aren't going to beat them playing fair.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (ZLI7S)

90 How one thinks about Geoge Santos comes down to what the definition of jew-ish means. A grammar error or speaking with forked tongue as did Lie-awatha?

As for all this screeching to investigate and prosecute him: for what? I am glad Tulsi Gabbard isn't my mom; he got his public spanking from her and that is going to sting for good long time. The issue isn't that he is a liar, that seems to be a prerequisite to be in Congress, it is he is Republican and there exists a chance to flip his seat to Democrat control. When Congress, if ever, gets around to governing for the greater good of US citizens instead of their individual wallets and every illegal alien pouring over the border I will care about what the political and chattering classes have to say about ol' George. Until then, there's a potential he's a vote to shut down the Democrats and that's all I care about.

Posted by: Lost In Space at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (RPgkA)

91 I hit the Normandy beaches. It was a few decades later but still . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (FVME7)

92 I've read that the NY GOP is basically worthless.. (J.J. in the morning I believe)
So this guy winning was probably without their support...
I assume the NY GOP are of the same vein as the IL GOP which is half grifters and half democrats jamming up the Republican primaries...
So my land of fuks is barren...

Posted by: Inogame, Disinformation Czar at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (53oGX)

93 So...a guy who lied to get elected vs GOPs who lie when they say they are conservatives.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (anj39)

94 to recap:

I kallisto, do not want Santos to go. I want him to break into Jill Bidet's room, steal a pair of her freaky fishnet stockings, put them on, (with garter belt), and call the first session of the new Congress to order.

It's that fraudy McFakerson Kristi Noem who wants Santos to resign. Because she reeks of integrity and sheet.

(but mostly sheet)

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)

95 I wouldn't want Rep. Santos as my representative.

But if it's him or open borders lefty-mclefterson drag queen-groomer, I'll take the liar.

He'll probably lose in 2 years. But the voters have spoken and elections have consequences.

Of course, I'm expecting him to act like a leftist soon, and this will all get swept under the rug when he finds himself a Democrat.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (N1tpc)

96 wth

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)

97 And Biden saying, like the young Jesus before starting His ministry, he debated with the rabbis at the Temple.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (Vwz3I)

98 Democrats should fire their whole oppo research team.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (xPl2J)

99 I hit the Normandy beaches. It was a few decades later but still . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (FVME7)
_____________

"I overslept. My bad."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

100 Santos' lies are nothing compared to Biden's decades of lying. No resignation, screw them.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (eLKEP)

101 no bold 4 u!

Posted by: kallisto the bold nazi at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)

102
Throw him to the wolves? Hell no. Actual power-crazed political demons, the kind who play in this arena, not the sad, limp-dicked Renfields of the GOP, would put their shoulder into this and get the duplicitous crook elected Governor on the next go-round.

That's how you flex your nuts; not by backing off, but by doubling down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (oINRc)

103 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (T4tVD)

104 94, kallisto - Jill has a black dominatrix dress - he should steal that one and parade around in congress.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (mnUzy)

105 no bold 4 u!
Posted by: kallisto the bold nazi at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)
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I think you used up our week's ration. We shall be boldless for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (pTb/Z)

106 He should be removed on the condition that ANY politician found lying can be, or MUST be removed from office.

If that were to happen, we would need a much longer line of succession to the presidency. "OK, were down to the last member of the house, now what?"

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (Cus5s)

107 Heh. New York Times did a survey about language use and found out that almost nobody in America follows their ridiculous style guide. Words like Pregnant Woman, Pro Life, Illegal Alien, Master Bedroom are in such wide spread common use it baffled and shocked the NYT editors.

https://tinyurl.com/mrnzw7f8

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (0hOvj)

108
I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

That's the mail order dog food company.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

109 Huh. Must be one of them religious converts. Hope he got the snip as a child.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

110 The one person who seemed the most truthful and honest with the voting public is the left's/deep state's most hated politician.......Donald Trump.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (BdMk6)

111 103 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (T4tVD)

I like that we have a picture of your frozen bird bath now.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (mnUzy)

112 If that were to happen, we would need a much longer line of succession to the presidency. "OK, were down to the last member of the house, now what?"
Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (Cus5s)
_____________

To the White House janitor: "Drop the mop, you're now the President."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

113 that entire post was not supposed to be boldy. Bad HTML-fu on my part

But at least I'm not a fake cowgirl like that dooky Kristi Gnome, amirite?

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (dCxaZ)

114 wth
Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)
.......

Hi kallisto!

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

115 Was thinking about Biden's lie about the truck driver being drunk and it's really the epitome of who he is.

Losing your wife and child in a car accident is pretty much the ultimate in terms of earning sympathy, regardless of who was at fault.

That he tried to blame the other guy was bad. That he tried to defame him by saying he drank his lunch shows what a vile scumbag Biden is. You're not winning further sympathy, so why lie like this?

Because he's a total piece of shit. That's why.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

116 Coulda been an actor but I would up here again

Posted by: dartist at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (9X/y4)

117 I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

That's the mail order dog food company.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

*facepalm chuckle*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

118 104 94, kallisto - Jill has a black dominatrix dress - he should steal that one and parade around in congress.

Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (mnUzy)

I liketh the cut of thy jib!

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (dCxaZ)

119 Don't forget...

10) Joey lied about making a boom boom in the bed. When I asked him, he said Harvey The Pink Rabbit did the deed.

Posted by: Dr. Jill, Wife Of A Liar at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (UCfnM)

120 Heh. New York Times did a survey about language use and found out that almost nobody in America follows their ridiculous style guide. Words like Pregnant Woman, Pro Life, Illegal Alien, Master Bedroom are in such wide spread common use it baffled and shocked the NYT editors.

https://tinyurl.com/mrnzw7f8
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (0hOvj)
___________

The NYT really is influential, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

121 Because he's a total piece of shit. That's why.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

Biden has always been Bill Paxton in True Lies. With less charisma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

122 Santos should resign as soon as Richard Blumenthal, Elizabeth Warren, Ilhan Omar, and F. Joe Biden have all set an example and resigned.

Those lying assholes first.

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2022 03:23 PM (Z32m1)

123 I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

-
One of the characters in Glass Onion got into trouble when she tweeted that a person was Jewy. She claimed she didn't know it referred to Jews. She just thought it meant cheap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:23 PM (FVME7)

124 Hi kallisto!

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

Hi! I remember you, you're the funny one. Or should I say "witty", I don't want to enrage Joe Pesci.

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

125 To the White House janitor: "Drop the mop, you're now the President."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
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I would absolutely trust some of those long-term White House employees over Biden. Many of them have served many years, under many administrations and probably know a good deal about diplomacy.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:23 PM (pTb/Z)

126 One of the characters in Glass Onion got into trouble when she tweeted that a person was Jewy. She claimed she didn't know it referred to Jews. She just thought it meant cheap.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:23 PM (FVME7)

That is not even a convincing lie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (zZu0s)

127 Liz Warren couldn't be reached for comment

Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (lYfch)

128 I'd like to hear: "I'm a Congressman. Of COURSE I lied!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (hPvGe)

129 Biden has always been Bill Paxton in True Lies. With less charisma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

An inspired performance in a film full of them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (KbCG3)

130 Biden has always been Bill Paxton in True Lies. With less charisma.

"I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!"
--Simon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (0hOvj)

131 Fuck it. I don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (CZBWZ)

132 An inspired performance in a film full of them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (KbCG3)

'Would a spy piss himself?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

133 Posted by: JT at December 28, 2022 03:19 PM (T4tVD)

I like that we have a picture of your frozen bird bath now.
Posted by: IC - #FJB #MitchTheBitch

We can thank CBD for that !

Posted by: JT at December 28, 2022 03:25 PM (T4tVD)

134
RE: "Master bedroom" becoming "primary bedroom" as the say-it-or-else virtue signal.

Even in InDesign, Adobe quietly changed "master pages" to "parent pages."

Signal it. Signal. It. Or. Else.

What a fucking lame society this has become. Boring. Sad. Authoritarian. Gay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2022 03:25 PM (oINRc)

135 I hit the Normandy beaches. It was a few decades later but still . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:18 PM (FVME7)

I was right there with John Glenn when the heat shield came loose. I made NASA give me the X-15 so I could fly up there and talk him down. Caught the three wire we did!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 03:25 PM (anj39)

136 The one person who seemed the most truthful and honest with the voting public is the left's/deep state's most hated politician.......Donald Trump.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2022 03:21 PM (BdMk6)
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And the only person in politics who we know actually paid his taxes, since the IRS gives him procto exams on them every year. If he neglected to mention $10 somewhere the IRS would be shouting that from the rooftops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:25 PM (YqDXo)

137 That he tried to blame the other guy was bad. That he tried to defame him by saying he drank his lunch shows what a vile scumbag Biden is. You're not winning further sympathy, so why lie like this?

Because he's a total piece of shit. That's why.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

There have been rumors for years that she drove into traffic on purpose because of Joe and Jill's affair

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2022 03:26 PM (bs+z0)

138 128 I'd like to hear: "I'm a Congressman. Of COURSE I lied!"
Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (hPvGe)

Yeah, at this point, that is the way I'd go.,

That, and point out that if lying is reason for getting fired, then The FBI and DOJ and Attorney Generals office would have very few employees left.

Let alone, the media.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2022 03:26 PM (oHd/0)

139 Liz Warren couldn't be reached for comment
Posted by: FIB agent Brandon at December 28, 2022 03:24 PM (lYfch)
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Smoke signals to her went unanswered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

140 George is really a Russian agent spreading Russian disinformation about himself. I have a signed letter saying so. Those Ruskies are trixy.

Posted by: David Franklin at December 28, 2022 03:26 PM (iljIx)

141 World of Warcraft after having its staff busted for sexual harassment and general frat boy behavior responded by putting a big disclaimer players have to agree too that THEY won't be nasty, and then got rid of a bunch of jokes in the game and changed the male and female options for characters to Body Type A and Body Type B.

I strongly suspect that it wasn't so much that Blizzard had sleazy employees as the uptight woke prudes staged a successful coup and took over the place, implementing what they always wanted to happen but the game staff refused to do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (0hOvj)

142 It's still "masturbate" though, right?

They'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (UuD2k)

143 Didn't Joe recently say he's Puerto Rican-ish?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (eGTCV)

144 Even in InDesign, Adobe quietly changed "master pages" to "parent pages."

as rhomboid often says: This is not a serious population. This is known.
But how will all this foolishness end up?

Unserious populations usually get conquered by invaders.

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

145 Heh, the soros regime is trumping it up again. They've announced new restrictions that go into effect on Tuesday for Chinese travel because of all the plandemic cases there.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (0fVbu)

146 The Dems set the rules.
Do Not Resign.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (NpAcC)

147 Then there is McConnell who lies to our faces then stabs us in the back but he is a venerable member of congress whom the Dems can work with.

George's problem is that he has only swindled the Dems and for that he must be cast out into outer darkness. I say no, he's our liar.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (3JfbU)

148 How much you want to bet Santos will actually be an effective politician

He may be a lying shitweasel, but dammit he's OUR lying shitweasel

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (VTu1l)

149 New York Times did a survey about language use and found out that almost nobody in America follows their ridiculous style guide. Words like Pregnant Woman, Pro Life, Illegal Alien, Master Bedroom are in such wide spread common use it baffled and shocked the NYT editors.

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Being out of touch with reality is something I look for in a journalist. Well, I don't actually look for it but I often find it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (FVME7)

150 I think you used up our week's ration. We shall be boldless for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM

Unpossible. We need to boldly go where no man has gone before, splitting infinitives along the way.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at December 28, 2022 03:28 PM (a3Q+t)

151 It's still "masturbate" though, right?

They'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (UuD2k)
______________

Is that you, Jeffrey Toobin?

I notice that no one objects to the usage "manure" or "manual labor."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

152 140 George is really a Russian agent spreading Russian disinformation about himself. I have a signed letter saying so. Those Ruskies are trixy.
Posted by: David Franklin at December 28, 2022 03:26 PM (iljIx)

Ewwww,,,,, nice, can I steal that?

Posted by: Adam Shiff at December 28, 2022 03:28 PM (oHd/0)

153 So Tulsi has left the Dem Party but she still goes after their enemies. Yeah, right.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (3JfbU)

154
That he tried to blame the other guy was bad. That he tried to defame him by saying he drank his lunch shows what a vile scumbag Biden is. You're not winning further sympathy, so why lie like this?

Because he's a total piece of shit. That's why.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

He could have said no one was at fault, or even that his wife was, and looked like a big man. Just a tragedy, right, and he's rising above it, blah blah blah.

He made up that cock-and-bull story because it gave him the opportunity to puff out his chest and play the tough guy, which has been his ridiculous routine since forever. "Brandon MAD. Brandon gon' ta whip ya wit a chain, like he done Corn Pop."

It's his usual corny bullshit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (oINRc)

155 I notice that no one objects to the usage "manure" or "manual labor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

Did you just assume the gender of my pile of horseshit?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (UuD2k)

156 World of Warcraft after having its staff busted for sexual harassment and general frat boy behavior responded by putting a big disclaimer players have to agree too that THEY won't be nasty, and then got rid of a bunch of jokes in the game and changed the male and female options for characters to Body Type A and Body Type B.

-
Fucked we are.

- Yoda

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (FVME7)

157 We need to boldly go where no man has gone before, splitting infinitives along the way.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at December 28, 2022 03:28 PM (a3Q+t)
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My old boss's boss's boss's boss's boss would like to have a word with you.

(I wouldn't worry about it; he passed on a number of years ago.)

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (pTb/Z)

158 McConnell is punishing us. Which lets you know how he views you. We should correct him.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:30 PM (S/NWs)

159 Heh, the soros regime is trumping it up again. They've announced new restrictions that go into effect on Tuesday for Chinese travel because of all the plandemic cases there.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (0fVbu)

I was assured in 2020 that this was racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2022 03:30 PM (DRSnL)

160 One of the characters in Glass Onion got into trouble when she tweeted that a person was Jewy. She claimed she didn't know it referred to Jews. She just thought it meant cheap.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:23 PM (FVME7)

One time at a place of work my boss and I were chatting when this other fella that worked under me started bragging about this gold chain he had just bought. The gold chain guy said he had "jewed the seller down" on the price.

My boss, a Jewish guy, spun on his heels while I took the opportunity to get the gold chain idiot squared away.

Much hilarity followed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 28, 2022 03:30 PM (UCfnM)

161
The Dems set the rules.
Do Not Resign.
Posted by: redridinghood

Al Franken has been kicking himself for years now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

162
I was assured in 2020 that this was racist.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 28, 2022 03:30 PM (DRSnL)

Only if Trump does it

Posted by: It's me donna at December 28, 2022 03:31 PM (bs+z0)

163 Democrats Get Reminded That Before George Santos, There Was Joe Biden
“I’ve done some dumb things, and I’ll do dumb things again. I’ve done some dumb things as senator, and I’ve done some dumb things as a lawyer. Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been dumb,” then-Sen. Joe Biden said during his failed 1988 presidential campaign over allegations he was a serial plagiarist.

Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2022 03:31 PM (Gdj4V)

164 #ThePersistence
@ScottPresler

I’m writing a ballot harvesting manual. In it, I make the case for early voting & discuss how ballot collection led to CA GOP congressional wins in 2020/2022. The manual will be over 50 pages long, as each state has its own rules. I’m halfway done & expect completion before Feb.

In Oregon, you can have your own ballot collection location, so long as you display a prominent sign that reads “NOT AN OFFICIAL BALLOT DROP SITE” in capital letters & 50-point font.

Therefore, we could collect ballots at Churches, gun shops, Trump rallies, & even house parties.

Update:
My ballot harvesting manual is 70% complete
& 39 pages long.
I expect to be finished by mid-January.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2022 03:31 PM (NpAcC)

165 Well, then: Let me introduce y'all to George Being George.

Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

These are your rules, lefties.

Choke on your own rules like vomit.
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Pure poetry

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 28, 2022 03:31 PM (aki9y)

166 I would only reply:

"It worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 28, 2022 03:05 PM (w9Wax)

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Harry Reid would be proud. I don't remember anyone challenging him when he said that with a snide smile.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 28, 2022 03:32 PM (3JfbU)

167 He made up that cock-and-bull story because it gave him the opportunity to puff out his chest and play the tough guy, which has been his ridiculous routine since forever. "Brandon MAD. Brandon gon' ta whip ya wit a chain, like he done Corn Pop."

It's his usual corny bullshit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (oINRc)

That's the thing, he was going to earn enough sympathy points to last him a lifetime. But he had to be a c*nt because he is, in fact, a c*nt.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:32 PM (KbCG3)

168 Is Joe even sentient-ish?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:32 PM (eGTCV)

169 Heh, the soros regime is trumping it up again. They've announced new restrictions that go into effect on Tuesday for Chinese travel because of all the plandemic cases there.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (0fVbu)
.......

Kung Flu 2 - the reboot

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

170 Look at the people who've died and will continue dying for years because of the Covid vax lie. Our stolen White House and open borders because of the Election lie. The money laundering from the Ukraine lie.

Who the fuck is George Santos? That's rhetorical- I don't actually care.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2022 03:32 PM (Sv58p)

171 ChatGPT is already good enough to replace most journalists.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2022 03:32 PM (UuD2k)

172 I am 100% on your side Ace. I do not give a shit that Santos is a lunatic liar. As long as he votes against the Left, he is my guy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 28, 2022 03:07 PM (XIJ/X)

Is there any assurance that he will vote against the Left, other than his say-so? Which is sort of devalued at the moment. Maybe he is a Donk Trojan Horse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 03:33 PM (tkR6S)

173 Agreed. I don't care. More worried about LGBT infiltrating the GOP.
Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:06 PM (S/NWs)

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Maybe he lied about that too. After all it is New York where a family man, Lee Zeldin, couldn't get elected.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at December 28, 2022 03:33 PM (3JfbU)

174 >>> World of Warcraft after having its staff busted for sexual harassment and general frat boy behavior responded by putting a big disclaimer players have to agree too that THEY won't be nasty, and then got rid of a bunch of jokes in the game and changed the male and female options for characters to Body Type A and Body Type B.

-
Fucked we are.

- Yoda
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:29 PM (FVME7)

Blizzard is screwed. They got metood up the yingyang. Diablo 4 is probably going to be woke. Which, ya know, kind of works. I assume hell is all trannies and futa furries anyway. It would make a lot of sense. But yeah they're done. Microweak gobbling up activision isn't gonna help either

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:33 PM (0fVbu)

175 Joe is almost telling the truth about not knowing about Hunter's business dealings in China/Ukraine. Because Joe was (is) the Big Guy, Hunter is just the bag man.

Graft is Joe's business, a criminal enterprise wholly owned by Joe.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 28, 2022 03:34 PM (Cus5s)

176 “Vengeance is Mine” sayeth the Lord.

Biden’s days are short. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Linda Sina at December 28, 2022 03:34 PM (Yrvb3)

177 Biden claims

— Survived a fire
— Arrested in civil rights march
— Star football player
— Once a truck driver
— Arrested meeting Mandela
— Son killed in Iraq
— Overheard mass shooting
— Top of his class in college
— Hit a 368’ homer in baseball game
— Had job at timber co.

Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2022 03:34 PM (Gdj4V)

178 Guys, we can't allow Santos into Congress. Someday, he may gin up and perpetrate some unhinged BS story about a duly-elected president being aided by Russia.

And then he may work to impeach said president based on this premise.

And if this doesn't work, he'll then do what pathological liars do and spin up yet another fairy tale. This time possibly involving a phone call to a head of state from some other country.

He's eventually going to destroy a president's term, cost the taxpayers millions and have nothing to show for it. We simply can't risk this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

179 “No, I am Spartacus!”

Posted by: George Santos at December 28, 2022 03:35 PM (Ae67h)

180 @ScottPresler

I’m writing a ballot harvesting manual.

That's nice, but then you need a ballot printing manual and a ballot counting manual. And then you need to replace every Democrat in every precinct and courthouse.

Posted by: t-bird at December 28, 2022 03:35 PM (Sv58p)

181 Don't care about Joe's dumbass lies. Where did he and his family get the money for decades from INSIDE this country??? Forget the foreign sources for now.

Who or what is standing behind the whole damn crowd covering up for them because, on their own, they're not the brightest bulbs in the strand. And same with Nan and her family, big $, big lies and influence.

Edward Mezvinsky - Jewish, a real lawyer and Chelsea Clinton's FIL. Indicted and later pleaded guilty to 31 of 69 felony charges of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud.
Yeah Iowa and Pennsylvania!

John McCain and the Keating 5 scandal. Maxine Waters' ethics investigations. Have we lost count?

Santos is small change right now. Let him stay if he's that nuts so he can draw off some heat from a few others for a very few years.

Posted by: Lola at December 28, 2022 03:35 PM (p39Z2)

182 Al Franken has been kicking himself for years now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:30 PM

He really shouldn't keep doing that. I mean, anyone here would be happy to do it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 28, 2022 03:36 PM (YgIxk)

183 Is there any assurance that he will vote against the Left, other than his say-so? Which is sort of devalued at the moment. Maybe he is a Donk Trojan Horse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 03:33 PM (tkR6S)

Maybe... maybe not...

But I'd bet he votes more Repub than Dem... even 60-40 is better than nuthin.

Posted by: Adam Shiff at December 28, 2022 03:36 PM (oHd/0)

184 "Choke on your own rules like vomit."

Back in 1967, I almost choked to death on Jimi Hendrix's vomit. That was a close one.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 28, 2022 03:36 PM (24fqN)

185 The NY GOP is basically useless. Zeldin did a good job and almost pulled it out because of the number of people sick of Dems . Lawler took Maloney in Westchester because Maloney was a complete asshole. Ryan my Congresscritter had a tough day race b uh t my county gop crapped the bed, the opponent taking the other two counties. Molinaro won north of here after losing to Ryan in special election before redistricting. Molinaro won because he's popular and competent. The Republicans won races in NY despite the Republican party

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2022 03:36 PM (11zNb)

186 Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2022 03:31 PM (NpAcC)

This man is a true warrior, who happens to be gay. He is a one-man op when it comes to getting anti-leftists elected. In 2020 he traveled to blue shitholes to get Republican registrations. I guess when he saw the results of that effort...(neutered due to ballot fraud), he has now changed tactics.

God bless him. If only we had a hundred like him.

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:36 PM (dCxaZ)

187
Heh, the soros regime is trumping it up again. They've announced new restrictions that go into effect on Tuesday for Chinese travel because of all the plandemic cases there.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM

I'm ambivalent about anything that hurts China. They could be doing a re-release of 'Classic Covid' just to fvck the planet over again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (enJYY)

188 >>> And if this doesn't work, he'll then do what pathological liars do and spin up yet another fairy tale. This time possibly involving a phone call to a head of state from some other country.

He's eventually going to destroy a president's term, cost the taxpayers millions and have nothing to show for it. We simply can't risk this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

We must keep the levers of power safe from people that are dumb enough to go around bonking Chinese spies. And get caught. Because we're too smart for that.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (0fVbu)

189 Biden claims

— Survived a fire
— Arrested in civil rights march
— Star football player
— Once a truck driver
— Arrested meeting Mandela
— Son killed in Iraq
— Overheard mass shooting
— Top of his class in college
— Hit a 368’ homer in baseball game
— Had job at timber co.
Posted by: SMOD at December 28, 2022 03:34 PM (Gdj4V)

-- got cancer from oil slicks on his windshield

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

190 Oh yes, convince me that honesty and integrity matters now.

Girlfriend, please.

I was born at night, not last night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (Wl6Ns)

191 In my mind, this interview took place with Tulsi sitting in a hot tub.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

192 Wait till they discover that climate changed caused Covid. I bet someone has already said that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2022 03:38 PM (UuD2k)

193 Has the internet identified the Waffle House/future MMA employee yet? Still mesmerized by her chair catch and deflect.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 28, 2022 03:38 PM (qDu5p)

194 I was born at night, not last night.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (Wl6Ns)
-------

*hands Psycho a doughnut*

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:38 PM (pTb/Z)

195 Is there any assurance that he will vote against the Left, other than his say-so? Which is sort of devalued at the moment. Maybe he is a Donk Trojan Horse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 03:33 PM (tkR6S)

That's kind of what I'm thinking. New York is New York no matter the affiliation.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2022 03:39 PM (BdMk6)

196 "this interview took place with Tulsi sitting in a hot tub."

I think there's a definite opportunity here...

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:39 PM (S/NWs)

197 Santos did himself no real favors here.

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1607917139154837504

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2022 03:39 PM (Z32m1)

198 Can anybody think of one politician in all of history who never lied?

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 28, 2022 03:39 PM (24fqN)

199 We must keep the levers of power safe from people that are dumb enough to go around bonking Chinese spies. And get caught. Because we're too smart for that.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:37 PM (0fVbu)

We're still cool employing them as our drivers, though, right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at December 28, 2022 03:39 PM (KbCG3)

200 It took nearly 4 years and more than $500,000 but San Francisco has finally selected its next public trash can!

-
Well, I'm glad that's done. Now to find a $1,000,000 trash can.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:40 PM (FVME7)

201 >>> Wait till they discover that climate changed caused Covid. I bet someone has already said that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 28, 2022 03:38 PM (UuD2k)

Well it turned me into a newt!

Posted by: banana Newt at December 28, 2022 03:40 PM (0fVbu)

202 " Still mesmerized by her chair catch and deflect. "

She was pissed.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 03:40 PM (S/NWs)

203 got cancer from oil slicks on his windshield
Posted by: wth at

--awarded a purple heart to his uncle while vice president.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (eGTCV)

204 It took nearly 4 years and more than $500,000 but San Francisco has finally selected its next public trash can!

It all balances out, a judge ruled that they cannot clean up homeless camps, or as I like to call them, Obamavilles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (0hOvj)

205 >>I guess when he saw the results of that effort...(neutered due to ballot fraud), he has now changed tactics.

It's smart. Democrats have changed the rules in a lot of districts to vastly favor voting early and using ballot harvesting. They don't always have to cheat, just take advantage of the voting processes they designed and they do.

Republicans need to realize that running races based o outdated models is a not noble, it's a recipe for losing. If they win and want to change the rules back to one day voting and paper ballots I'm all for it but until then use the left's rules against them or keep on losing. That simple.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

206 nah, dudes...let's continue to surrender.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (MLrvz)

207 You can't put democrats in a republican engine.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (h3vES)

208 Hebrewesque

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (FhXTo)

209 Everyone should just calm down. Pretty soon you'll look back and realize none of this matters.

Posted by: The Burning Times at December 28, 2022 03:42 PM (8LP6B)

210 Canada has created medically assisted suicide activity books for elementary school children.

https://bit.ly/3WRK83g

I guess get them young and they won't get old.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:42 PM (FVME7)

211 Not my state or district but I'd prefer a politician with a moral compass where they would not be in this situation.

But it's not just Joe.

"Build the dang fence!" - liar
"WMD's!" -liars
"We'll repeal 0bamacare" -liars
"Spending is out of control!" -votes for trillion new debt
and on and on it goes. They all lie. It's just about different things.

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 28, 2022 03:42 PM (DB16e)

212 I don't give a damn, unless he goes rino.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 28, 2022 03:42 PM (fxj5q)

213 as rhomboid often says: This is not a serious population. This is known.
But how will all this foolishness end up?

Unserious populations usually get conquered by invaders.
Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

*looks at Mexican border*

Yeah, that tracks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 28, 2022 03:43 PM (xcxpd)

214 208 Hebrewesque
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (FhXTo)

*****

Good one.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:44 PM (Ae67h)

215 Canada has created medically assisted suicide activity books for elementary school children.

https://bit.ly/3WRK83g

I guess get them young and they won't get old.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2023 at December 28, 2022 03:42 PM (FVME7)
-------
Horrifying. Those who did this are gruesome ghouls.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:44 PM (pTb/Z)

216 208 Hebrewesque
Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (FhXTo)

....is my favorite knock off hotdog brand

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 28, 2022 03:44 PM (xcxpd)

217 Do I think Santos should step down, having lied about his qualifications? Absolutely.

But if lying about qualifications or acting in direct defiance of the oaths they take is a disqualifier, there'd be roughly 12 people left in DC. To be honest, we'd probably be better if governing fell to a dozen decent poople, rather than the duplicitous filth in charge at the moment.

Posted by: red speck at December 28, 2022 03:44 PM (gS3OW)

218 Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

Posted by: Ace

Ace utilising the Jewy Decimal system

Posted by: Tulsi's hot tub pool boy at December 28, 2022 03:45 PM (786Ro)

219 Well, no one asked me but...he should say "I identify as a Jew (or whatever) today. Anyone with a problem with that must be an anti-Semite".

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at December 28, 2022 03:45 PM (We9fe)

220 First of all, no, we aren't going to demand he step down because he lied about his biography. This is a major distinction between the left and right. The left defends their own from literally everything, and the right jumps at the first opportunity to turn on their own, always with the justification that "if we don't, then the Democrats will get away with it if the situation is reversed." Except, of course, the Democrats are already getting away with it. It's stupid that the jerk lied about stuff that the voters don't care about anyway. It is HIGHLY likely that he will lie over and over and over again while in office. So I don't think he's going to be a staunch conservative fighting against the swamp. But we can't allow the left to continue holding us to standards that they don't even consider holding for themselves.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at December 28, 2022 03:46 PM (Gu48G)

221 I argued last night that Republicans should not care about his lies as they are the usual bs . During the interview he said he wouldn't talk about his business career because it would go over the head of the average American. Arrogant little creep

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2022 03:46 PM (11zNb)

222 >>> Everyone should just calm down.
Posted by: The Burning Times at December 28, 2022 03:42 PM (8LP6B)

Wha... what did you just say...!

Posted by: eye-twitching Karen at December 28, 2022 03:46 PM (0fVbu)

223 Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2022 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)

By law in Calif, every mail in ballot is supposed to have the signature checked, against the one they have in their database...

I know for a FACT that this is not done... they even admit it because its just too hard to do... as the signature is on the OUTSIDE of the envelope.

With no method of voter verification left, and no method of even checking the voter rolls... the vote becomes meaningless... and we already see the State will NOT do anything against rampant cheating ... Kari Lake... exhibit 1.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 28, 2022 03:46 PM (oHd/0)

224 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

225 Alinsky 4,good and hard

Posted by: lizzy at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (/tKHF)

226 Infiltrating the Canadian government on behalf of the WEF should be treasure.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (eGTCV)

227 117 I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

That's the mail order dog food company.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 03:20 PM (63Dwl)

*facepalm chuckle*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 28, 2022 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

*****

There’s a joke here that sailed right over my head, leaving me feeling quite the fool.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (Ae67h)

228 Think of another one that doesn't go to far.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (FhXTo)

229 If we want to save our Democracy, what we need is unity, - for all Americans to come together. Except for those MAGA Republicans. They're worse that Hitler.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (geVLo)

230 >>> Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

Posted by: Ace

Ace utilising the Jewy Decimal system
Posted by: Tulsi's hot tub pool boy at December 28, 2022 03:45 PM (786Ro)

My calc can show Reverse Polish Numeric results in jewy decimal.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:48 PM (0fVbu)

231 224 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

Sortition. It's been done before.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 28, 2022 03:48 PM (eYoxG)

232

George Santos for Speaker.

No one is better qualified, morally or politically.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 28, 2022 03:48 PM (x0n13)

233 I thought she was completely uncharitable and way too sly. She could have, once, at least, said, "O.k., that explanation helps."

Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 03:49 PM (r8enq)

234 211 Yup. They all lie. About different things, but the voter hopes that his favorite issue(s) will be followed through upon. Still, the voter can't help suspecting falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at December 28, 2022 03:49 PM (24fqN)

235 If they'd known he wasn't Jewish, he would not have been elected.

Posted by: Kanye West at December 28, 2022 03:49 PM (L6wYe)

236 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)
------

Or the phone book.

Posted by: Willam F Buckley at December 28, 2022 03:49 PM (pTb/Z)

237 1 Resign.
Posted by: Dick "Dick" Blumenthal at December 28, 2022 03:03 PM (dTFZY)

LOL

Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 03:50 PM (r8enq)

238 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

That didn't even work for Athens

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 03:50 PM (xhaym)

239 Yes, anyone who lies to the American people should immediately resign!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (oHd/0)

240 Sarah Levine is lying about being a woman.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (eGTCV)

241 just drew random names out of a hat.

Foot race, slowest gets stuck with the job.

Won't work though as GOPe has already proven they can tank a race.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (FhXTo)

242 sidebar shelter dogs are adorable.
I want that rottie mix.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (xcxpd)

243 235 If they'd known he wasn't Jewish, he would not have been elected.
Posted by: Kanye West at December 28, 2022 03:49 PM (L6wYe)

If they'd known he wasn't Jewish, he would not have been elected.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (r8enq)

244 Make that Rachel Levine.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (eGTCV)

245 Tulsi's skunk stripe is looking awesome.

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

246 >>With no method of voter verification left, and no method of even checking the voter rolls... the vote becomes meaningless... and we already see the State will NOT do anything against rampant cheating ... Kari Lake... exhibit 1.

Not saying it will work everywhere and obviously places like CA and AZ have bigger problems but early voting along with early oversight does prevent a lot of problems.

In AZ Lake's voters mostly turned out on election day. Everyone knew this so that's where the left focused their cheating and despite it being obvious to everyone they were able to discourage a lot of voters from waiting to vote due to broken voting machines and cancel a large number of others by screwing with voting machines internals and going to court after the loss is a proven loser.

Adopting the left's tactics on early voting isn't going to fix everything but doing nothing and just doing the same old thing is a proven loser.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2022 03:52 PM (ZLI7S)

247 Foot race, slowest gets stuck with the job.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (FhXTo)
---------

Nope. I have enough to do around here with the Christmas cleanup, thanks.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 03:52 PM (pTb/Z)

248 Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

Last time I was at the hairdresser, a woman was getting her hair did to copy Tulsi's streak.

Posted by: kallisto at December 28, 2022 03:52 PM (dCxaZ)

249 Re 226, treason?

Yes. And Crystia Freeland was a WEF executive up until this year - so much more than simply a member.

Posted by: lizzy at December 28, 2022 03:52 PM (/tKHF)

250 I love matza ball soup. Love it. Probably my #1 soup. And don't even get me started on bagels and lox. My favorite breakfast or lunch. I'm a catholic boy though. But consider me a HeBro

Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:53 PM (0fVbu)

251 240 Sarah Levine is lying about being a woman.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (eGTCV

******

That bitch!

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 28, 2022 03:53 PM (Ae67h)

252 Tulsi's skunk stripe is looking awesome.
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

—————

Her face looks like it caught on fire and someone beat it out with a track shoe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:53 PM (u73oe)

253
We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

Ab-so-fuckin'-lutely.

Everyone in a Selective Service system. Selection based on random lottery, excluding felons, net tax receivers, and *anyone* who wasn't born here (I'm lookin' at you, Omar). Every person is only required to serve a maximum of one time.

Voting and politicians are the Achilles' heel of representative systems.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2022 03:53 PM (oINRc)

254 238 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

That didn't even work for Athens
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 03:50 PM (xhaym)

That's because the Greeks were super gay and all. Shouldn't be a problem - oh no.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 28, 2022 03:54 PM (eYoxG)

255 164 #ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
I’m writing a ballot harvesting manual. In it, I make the case for early voting & discuss how ballot collection led to CA GOP congressional wins in 2020/2022. The manual will be over 50 pages long, as each state has its own rules. I’m halfway done & expect completion before Feb.
In Oregon, you can have your own ballot collection location, so long as you display a prominent sign that reads “NOT AN OFFICIAL BALLOT DROP SITE” in capital letters & 50-point font.
Therefore, we could collect ballots at Churches, gun shops, Trump rallies, & even house parties.
Update:
My ballot harvesting manual is 70% complete
& 39 pages long.
I expect to be finished by mid-January.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 28, 2022 03:31 PM (NpAcC)
=================
Why hasn't the RNC given this guy his own shop and assigned a dozen people to him? Learn at his knee, and have him preach winning to the GOP Establishment?

Oh Yeah, it's because the GOP Establishment grift would be threatened.

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2022 03:54 PM (Z32m1)

256 THEY won't be nasty, and then got rid of a bunch of jokes in the game and changed the male and female options for characters to Body Type A and Body Type B.

***************

That's nothing compared to the latest Call of Duty game, which offers 23 Pride flags for your call sign

TWENTY

THREE

No option for the american flag, which you will only find in the game when it's burning off a building somewhere

we fucked, yo

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 28, 2022 03:54 PM (VTu1l)

257 250 I love matza ball soup. Love it. Probably my #1 soup. And don't even get me started on bagels and lox. My favorite breakfast or lunch. I'm a catholic boy though. But consider me a HeBro
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 03:53 PM (0fVbu)

******

HeBro. Thread winner. I love it.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 28, 2022 03:55 PM (Ae67h)

258 Is it HebeBro?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 03:55 PM (r8enq)

259 224 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

IIRC, the ancient Greeks actually did this for some positions.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 28, 2022 03:56 PM (eRVYd)

260 Is there any assurance that he will vote against the Left, other than his say-so? Which is sort of devalued at the moment. Maybe he is a Donk Trojan Horse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 03:33 PM (tkR6S)

And here we are, back to the trust thing again. How do you compel anyone to perform as to how they promised, or at least that you trusted them to do? If you can't then it is just back to believing Jan that she has a boyfriend from Canada and that the Pension money will be there when you apply for it.

We give up our freedom and our money to people who say they will make our lives better and richer, we trust them so we comply.
They cannot perform this for us, and the only thing they can do is take our freedoms and our money and leave us with far less.

We should probably find something other than trust to base this system on.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 03:56 PM (xhaym)

261 >>Why hasn't the RNC given this guy his own shop and assigned a dozen people to him? Learn at his knee, and have him preach winning to the GOP Establishment?

Harmeet Dhillon is running to lead the RNC. She has already said if she wins she is going to hire Scott.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2022 03:56 PM (ZLI7S)

262 Nope. I have enough to do around here with the Christmas cleanup, thanks.
Posted by: bluebell

Today's too late tip when giving the PC it's annual dust cleaning...
The vacuum cleaner will inhale a USB thumb drive right off a desk.

Posted by: DaveA at December 28, 2022 03:56 PM (FhXTo)

263 57 Jewish vs Jew-ish.

I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

More accurate, but it also sounds like a pejorative term.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 03:13 PM (Ae67h)

Jew-adjacent?

Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 03:57 PM (r8enq)

264 I love matza ball soup. Love it. Probably my #1 soup. And don't even get me started on bagels and lox. My favorite breakfast or lunch. I'm a catholic boy though. But consider me a HeBro

Yeah same here. I love latkes. Not so fond of Gefilte Fish or some other traditional stuff though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 03:57 PM (0hOvj)

265 Nope. I have enough to do around here with the Christmas cleanup, thanks. Posted by: bluebell

***************

I generally pace my Christmas cleanup so as not to overwhelm myself so it's all done by April.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 28, 2022 03:58 PM (VTu1l)

266 258 Is it HebeBro?
Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 03:55 PM (r8enq)

*****

Heh, but no.
HeBro.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 28, 2022 03:58 PM (Ae67h)

267 So.
Lily Munster or Morticia Addams?

Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

268 Jew-adjacent?
Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 03:57 PM (r8enq)

******

Heh.

Posted by: Admiral Rachel Levine at December 28, 2022 03:58 PM (q/0/Z)

269 Number of f*cks given: 0.00

Looks like Ace got a new, more precise F*ckometer for Christmas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2022 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

270 By law in Calif, every mail in ballot is supposed to have the signature checked, against the one they have in their database...

I know for a FACT that this is not done... they even admit it because its just too hard to do... as the signature is on the OUTSIDE of the envelope.

With no method of voter verification left, and no method of even checking the voter rolls... the vote becomes meaningless... and we already see the State will NOT do anything against rampant cheating ... Kari Lake... exhibit 1.
Posted by: Romeo13
================
Want to stop Democrat cheating? The Republicans need to become better at it than the Democrats.

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2022 03:59 PM (Z32m1)

271 Off sock.

Posted by: EFG at December 28, 2022 04:00 PM (Ae67h)

272 269 Number of f*cks given: 0.00

Looks like Ace got a new, more precise F*ckometer for Christmas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2022 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

=========

I thought I saw a sprout in my field of fucks, but upon closer inspection it was a bird turd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating a corrupt and violent world with Clint Eastwood at December 28, 2022 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

273 Lily Munster or Morticia Addams?

They both go in the harem with Ginger and Maryann, Samantha and Jeannie, and Jennifer and Bailey.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 28, 2022 04:00 PM (0hOvj)

274 ".... and going to court after the loss is a proven loser."

Democrats know that no judge is going to overturn the results of an election , or order a new one held, once the the "winner" is called. They do not want to be in the position of looking lie THEY picked the winner.

Of course, for my idea to really be tested, a Republican has to get elected fraudulently --and a Democrat sue to challenge that.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 28, 2022 04:00 PM (mR6Gs)

275 Lily Munster is a sit and spin.

Posted by: squid at December 28, 2022 04:00 PM (S/NWs)

276 >>>Number of f*cks given: 0.00.

This is the right approach. And healthy.
Anything else and we get caught up in tripping over our whatevers.

Posted by: m at December 28, 2022 04:01 PM (r8enq)

277 My system:

Get a bunch of people in a room and ask them who wants to be in Congress. Those people are immediately disqualified and shuffled through the door. It’s there that they meet the turning blades. Obviously we’ll need some sound proofing there.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 04:01 PM (u73oe)

278 Tulsi's skunk stripe is looking awesome.
Posted by: wth at December 28, 2022 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

That is why I don't trust her, she has a "signature"
If that stripe wasn't from a laid open scalp wound instead of a peroxide bottle than she is a WWF character.

Oooh, I she has a look. Like Schumer and his shitty nose glasses and Cruz' patchy beard and the rest

sure, I don't know what my Senator looks like, he spends all his time with his wife's money in New York state where the quality people live

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 04:01 PM (xhaym)

279 Lily Munster or Morticia Addams?

Carolyn Jones was sexy and sultry and had big eyes.

Yvonne DeCarlo was quite striking when she was younger and had an impressive rack.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 28, 2022 04:02 PM (mR6Gs)

280 Number of f*cks given: 0.00

Looks like Ace got a new, more precise F*ckometer for Christmas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax a

Everything is going digital. Analog is for those old fogeys. Ask your grandchildren to tell time using a clock. Don't be surprised when they cannot.

Posted by: rd at December 28, 2022 04:02 PM (Z32m1)

281 Looks like Ace got a new, more precise F*ckometer for Christmas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 28, 2022 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Yeah, but it is only two decimals, so it is only good for welding and rough machining.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 04:02 PM (xhaym)

282 We’d get better results if we did away with elections and just drew random names out of a hat.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 03:47 PM (u73oe)

IIRC, the ancient Greeks actually did this for some positions.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 28, 2022 03:56 PM (eRVYd)
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They did so for Juries, which were very large. The jury that heard Socrates' trial was 500 strong, which was fairly typical.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at December 28, 2022 04:02 PM (dRCR8)

283 If it wasn't for lying sacks of shit, I wouldn't be here.

Posted by: Prairie crab at December 28, 2022 04:03 PM (5Al3g)

284 Death Nood up top... not real death tho'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2022 04:03 PM (Q4IgG)

285 My system:

Get a bunch of people in a room and ask them who wants to be in Congress. Those people are immediately disqualified and shuffled through the door. It’s there that they meet the turning blades. Obviously we’ll need some sound proofing there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 04:01 PM (u73oe)
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The HOA effect writ large. Anyone who wants to run the HOA shouldn't be allowed to do so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 28, 2022 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

286
Get a bunch of people in a room and ask them who wants to be in Congress. Those people are immediately disqualified and shuffled through the door. It’s there that they meet the turning blades. Obviously we’ll need some sound proofing there.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 04:01 PM (u73oe)

Yes.

Anyone who wants a political career should be treated like a dog who's foaming at the mouth. But much worse. The rabid dog is just unfortunate. Best to be merciful and make it quick for the dog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 28, 2022 04:03 PM (oINRc)

287 That's nothing compared to the latest Call of Duty game, which offers 23 Pride flags for your call sign

TWENTY

THREE

No option for the american flag, which you will only find in the game when it's burning off a building somewhere

we fucked, yo
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 28, 2022 03:54 PM (VTu1l)

When was the last time they even made a Call of Duty worth playing? They've made a new game every year since 2005, at this point all the games are just new blends of the same code and assets churned out to milk the franchise dry.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 28, 2022 04:03 PM (eRVYd)

288 I watched Seinfeld so I’m Jooish.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 28, 2022 04:04 PM (7gP12)

289 Nood

Posted by: Prime Sister at December 28, 2022 04:04 PM (CmL3C)

290 I think a more accurate term for a non-Jewish fella who grew up around the tribe and had Jewish manerisms would be “Jewy”.

At one time i would have bet the ranch that Jimmy Kimmel was Jewish

Posted by: JoeF. at December 28, 2022 04:04 PM (mR6Gs)

291 Canada has created medically assisted suicide activity books for elementary school children.

https://bit.ly/3WRK83g

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RENEW!

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at December 28, 2022 04:04 PM (BdMk6)

292 I generally pace my Christmas cleanup so as not to overwhelm myself so it's all done by April.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 28, 2022 03:58 PM (VTu1l)
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It's gotta be done by Good Friday, though. Otherwise a bird will build a nest in your wreath and lay eggs and you won't be able to take it down before they hatch but before they do a snake will climb up your dining room window and slither over to the wreath on the door and you'll have to call your neighbor to chase it away because your spouse is at work and you're too chicken.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: bluebell at December 28, 2022 04:06 PM (pTb/Z)

293 >>>Her face looks like it caught on fire and someone beat it out with a track shoe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell

>Golf shoe would have also been an acceptable answer here. Golf shoe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2022 04:08 PM (geVLo)

294 Gee, nothing on where Mayor Pete is while Buffalo wallows in snow? Didn't more people die in Buffalo than the hit on the supermarket in a Black neighborhood? Yet, I am supposed to care more about a Democrat-Hating Santos so Tulsi can earn some street-cred with her fellow Marxists? No, I do not think. That is a luxury reserved for people who do not have a Fascist FBI.

Posted by: william ferrin at December 28, 2022 04:08 PM (Wh6Df)

295 idk he lies less then mccarthy and mcconnell, so -

Posted by: Isolden at December 28, 2022 04:13 PM (dB99g)

296 When did Da Nang Dick Blumenthal resign? Bro fro Omar? Or the famous, exalted winter soldier Lurch Kerry?

"Go tell that long tongued liar, go tell that midnight rider, tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter...
Tell 'em God's gonna cut 'em down."

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at December 28, 2022 04:15 PM (/kVMt)

297 296 When did Da Nang Dick Blumenthal resign? Bro fro Omar? Or the famous, exalted winter soldier Lurch Kerry?

"Go tell that long tongued liar, go tell that midnight rider, tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter...
Tell 'em God's gonna cut 'em down."
Posted by: Fra Fillipo at December 28, 2022 04:15 PM (/kVMt)

He might run on, for a long time

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at December 28, 2022 04:17 PM (xcxpd)

298 Lemme know when Tulsi is as bulldogish to her former D colleagues. She can be direct and relentless, but this interview was strangely toxic about false biopic, versus lies from just about every D politician and appointee she only gets peeved at.

Posted by: epador at December 28, 2022 04:34 PM (h8s0C)

299 I don't give an eff. If he were to flip parties tomorrow, the dims would say "Oh, never mind". And it'll be flushed down the crapper.

So, if they don't care, then I don't care.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius at December 28, 2022 05:06 PM (MBTfp)

300 @TulsiGabbard is a Trojan horse and liberty-loving people should reject her and everything she stands for. She is a gun grabber as well. Good bone structure and a warn contralto voice is not enough for me.

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