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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/28/22)
Quote I "The Chinese will now have the ability to conduct passive, persistent surveillance of both signals controlling experimental drones that are routinely tested at that USAF facility as well as signals that are routinely beamed to and from sensitive U.S. military satellites," Brandon Weichert
Quote II ‘When I come out of this, I feel that I will be able to perform and be the Bill Cosby that my audience knows me to be,’ Bill Cosby.
A group of burglars were caught off guard — and on camera — in Alhambra, when they accidentally broke into a diaper cleaning business instead of the medical marijuana dispensary next door. Security footage shows a car speeding into a security gate, knocking it off its hinges as a group of people storm through.
Now another problem with law enforcement has been exposed. Tracing the fallacy of 911 call analysis through the justice system, from Quantico to the courtroom.
Tracy Harpster, a deputy police chief from suburban Dayton, Ohio, was hunting for praise. He had a business to promote: a miracle method to determine when 911 callers are actually guilty of the crimes they are reporting. “I know what a guilty father, mother or boyfriend sounds like,” he once said. Harpster tells police and prosecutors around the country that they can do the same. Such linguistic detection is possible, he claims, if you know how to analyze callers’ speech patterns — their tone of voice, their pauses, their word choice, even their grammar. Stripped of its context, a misplaced word as innocuous as “hi” or “please” or “somebody” can reveal a murderer on the phone. So far, researchers who have tried to corroborate Harpster’s claims have failed. The experts most familiar with his work warn that it shouldn’t be used to lock people up. Prosecutors know it’s junk science too. But that hasn’t stopped some from promoting his methods and even deploying 911 call analysis in court to win convictions.
In 2016, Missouri prosecutor Leah Askey wrote Harpster an effusive email, bluntly detailing how she skirted legal rules to exploit his methods against unwitting defendants. “Of course this line of research is not ‘recognized’ as a science in our state,” Askey wrote, explaining that she had sidestepped hearings that would have been required to assess the method’s legitimacy. She said she disguised 911 call analysis in court by “getting creative … without calling it ‘science.’”
A Hannukah event that took place at the Shlomo Group Arena last weekend in Tel Aviv featured a “vegan” hot dog stand that was, in fact, serving hot dogs made with from chicken. The hot dog stand, which was marked as vegan with a sticker from Israel’s Vegan-Friendly Association, is part of Shlomo Group’s sponsorship agreement with the Hapoel Tel Aviv basketball team, which plays in the arena, and the company that operates the cafeterias. Religious scholar and advocate for veganism Asa Keisar documented the incident on his Facebook page,
I bet they were the best tasting products sold at this event.
Celebrity Big Brother star Jessica Alves has revealed she was rushed into surgery after her XXL bum implants were displaced. The 39-year-old, who is no stranger to going under the knife, underwent cosmetic surgery just five weeks ago.
The operation took place in Istanbul, Turkey and saw Jessica have her bum implants increase from 625cc to 1050cc as well as a nose job.
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? If you’ve ever put anything inside yourself and gotten it out again without needing medical attention: Congratulations! Things went way better for you than they did for so many other poor souls. This is a tribute to American ingenuity, American perseverance, and above all else, American recklessness. All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and always remember that a flared base is your best friend. As always, objects are sorted by orifice, working south:
You may not believe this, but......... I do try to put myself in the other guys shoes. That said, if I were in my 20s or 30s, single and living in LA, I wouldn't ditch my car. But I wouldn't mind having an Ebike for a second ride.
I ditched my car and used the Aventon Level.2 e-bike as my sole mode of transportation in one of the most expansive, densely populated, and car-dependent cities in the United States. As a relatively new Los Angeles transplant, I took on the challenge of riding every day for 2 weeks on the latest iteration of the commuter e-bike. Along the way, I came to understand the appeal of e-bikes and learned how the right accessories can unlock missions well beyond just the office.
Get your
Most drivers looking to traverse a big city try to figure out the shortest and quickest route. In Paris, that’s going to get a lot trickier. In two years’ time, the French capital will ban non-essential through-traffic from its city center. The plan, which is expected to eliminate around half of the daily car journeys through Paris’ core, has been a long-term objective for the city, part of its overall drive to slash the number of cars on the roads.
I'm not surprised, are you? People are more likely to move to Mexico than Canada.
I would rather live in Canada, I understand Canadianeese. And fishing.
Election protests just don't happen here.
Last Updated on December 28, 2022 At the behest of the Supreme Federal Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes, Brazilian Xavante tribe chief, Tserere, aka Cacique Cerere, was remanded into custody without bail on Thursday after he was initially set to be incarcerated for 10 days. Tserere was arrested on December 12th for “evidence of the commission of anti-democratic criminal acts,” according to the Supremo Tribunal Federal (STF) or the Supreme Federal Court of Brazil.
Recalculate. Recalculate. God dammit recalculate. Genius Award Winner.
INDIANAPOLIS — IMPD arrested a 33-year-old woman for drunk driving after she allegedly drove onto the frozen downtown canal Sunday night and continued until she broke through the ice, plunging her car into the frigid water. The driver, identified as 33-year-old Biankia Larayne Gleason, had gone down an embankment to get on the canal and then drove north, according to a spokesperson with the Indianapolis Fire Department.
I'm always looking for a way to lose weight. Never heard of the 'Mercury Packs'. Genius Award Winner.
SAN DIEGO (CNS) -- An off-duty flight attendant who attempted to board a plane at San Diego International Airport with more than three pounds of fentanyl taped to her abdomen pleaded guilty this week to a federal drug possession charge. Terese L. White, 41, of Dallas, admitted in a plea agreement to flying into San Diego from Dallas on Oct. 4 while off-duty, then trying to get onto another plane with drugs on her person, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office. Prosecutors said White tried to use the "Known Crew Member" queue to board, but was selected for the regular passenger screening process instead.
What did you do on your day off? One of two, Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
An EMT continued his heroic work into his day off, when during a ski trip he located a man buried by an avalanche, dug him out, and spent 8 hours by his side on the mountain waiting for search and rescue. Wild amounts of Utah snowing last week left the slopes in Neffs Canyon ripe for an avalanche. Experienced backcountry skier Travis Haussener took it “one tiny step too far” by passing through a loose snow pack and triggering one.
Police officers who responded to a home burglary went above and beyond their call of duty by replacing Christmas gifts that were stolen by a ‘true life Grinch’. Cops on Christmas Eve went to the scene of a breaking and entering complaint at a home in South Bend, Indiana. ‘After talking to the homeowner, officers learned that Christmas gifts had been taken, leaving the children with nothing for the holidays,’ wrote the South Bend Police Department on Facebook.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at December 28, 2022 09:57 PM (qz4RZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at December 28, 2022 09:58 PM (qz4RZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 09:58 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 09:59 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 09:59 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 28, 2022 09:59 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 28, 2022 09:59 PM (h1jJh)
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Pro tip: Never attempt to rob a marijuana dispensary pre-stoned...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 09:59 PM (BpYfr)
The Paolo is so, how you say, very sorry.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 28, 2022 10:00 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: wing at December 28, 2022 10:00 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: wing at December 28, 2022 10:01 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2022 10:01 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at December 28, 2022 10:02 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Winnie Xi Pooh at December 28, 2022 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 28, 2022 10:02 PM (jGGMD)
Volcanos prove much famine from such activities.
Posted by: torabora at December 28, 2022 10:03 PM (SnAzq)
Posted by: Skip at December 28, 2022 10:04 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 28, 2022 10:04 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: pookysgirl has very complicated prayers but He understands at December 28, 2022 10:04 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
You let other women make a fool of you
Why don't you do right, like some other men do?
Get out of here and get me some money too
Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at December 28, 2022 10:05 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 28, 2022 10:06 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 10:06 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:06 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:06 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It is that spring thaw reveal that makes things get very interesting!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Sad, really.
Posted by: KCSteve at December 28, 2022 10:07 PM (bxAlI)
But can you properly spell "Canada," Mis Hum?
(The answer, BTW, is C-EH-N-EH-D-EH.)
Posted by: pookysgirl had a roommate from BC at December 28, 2022 10:08 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2022 10:08 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 10:07 PM (hOUT3)
Hopefully the wolves will destroy the evidence.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2022 10:08 PM (Angsy)
Bitch "forgot" her Listerated Pepsin Gum ... so I gave her tonsils a good tonguing.
I HATE the taste of that shit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2022 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 28, 2022 10:10 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 28, 2022 10:10 PM (ybIRR)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 28, 2022 10:10 PM (sJHOI)
AoSHQ Jeopardy is lit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 28, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
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The unexploded WWI ordinance is gonna be a tough one to beat...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:10 PM (BpYfr)
But can you properly spell "Canada," Mis Hum?
(The answer, BTW, is C-EH-N-EH-D-EH.)
Posted by: pookysgirl had a roommate from BC at December 28, 2022 10:08 PM (XKZwp)
***SNORT***
I once had a landlord from Winnipeg. Talk aboot prooocessing his vocabulary
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (mhtBX)
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: Brazil at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (LM5V7)
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bjGACO45DI
Posted by: exdem13 at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (W+kMI)
I saw Chicken Wienie open for The Mothers of Invention at the Sandwich Opera House in 1970.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
"Detailed instructions on how to kiss a girl if you're Tom Cruise."
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:12 PM (I8nLU)
Lovely photo up top, of an isolated spot in the midst of beauty.
Great Feel Good Stories!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at December 28, 2022 10:13 PM (hPMYc)
I can hear Maxwell Smart, Missed it by that much!
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Pro tip: Never attempt to rob a marijuana dispensary pre-stoned...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Take all the Listerated Pepsin Gum.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Piper
The Paolo, he has missed one.
Posted by: Paolo at December 28, 2022 10:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Piper
funny, me either.
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2022 10:14 PM (ZEa+g)
It should never see the day. Period.
ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2022 10:14 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
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Truth!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at December 28, 2022 10:14 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 28, 2022 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Another body?"
"Yeah innat what I said, another body. Froze."
"You mean 'frozen.'"
"Yeah that, Strunk and White. Dead and froze."
When they get shot and they freeze, they always look that way."
"What way?"
"Killed-violently way."
"It's called 'rigor mortis.'"
"Yeah."
"Yeah what?"
"Like they was...shot while breakdancing. Froze, in a pose. Dead people who's running always look like that, body's all twisted an' whatever."
"Let's go get coffee."
Posted by: ZOD Mamet at December 28, 2022 10:14 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:16 PM (I8nLU)
Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!
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But would you stick it up your bum?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)
Only the girthiest ONTs make it to the "I'll think about it" list.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2022 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
Now the chickens, who gave their lives for those hot dogs have something to bitch about.,
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:17 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: banana Dream
And, to no one's surprise, tastes like chicken! Bonus!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 10:17 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at December 28, 2022 10:17 PM (9yKx+)
(blushes)
On a dare...
Harry Reid's head.
But it was on a dare.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:18 PM (Q/6pY)
Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!
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But would you stick it up your bum?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread)
Only the girthiest ONTs make it to the "I'll think about it" list.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2022 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
I will remain quiet over here in the corner.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Portland's been hit by an ice storm and two severe windstorms in the last few days, and the electric company is still making repairs - 100,000 customers were out, and that is now down to 15,000.
A very left-wing union carpenter who works for the city has had no power for several days, and has been told that he won't have power until the weekend. He's understandably upset.
However, the way he phrases his upset is amusing:
We live in Mt Tabor, in the middle of SEPDX (southeast Portland).
I live in the largest city in my state in 2023. Due respect I shouldn’t have to drop $5k on a backup generator. If I wanted that lifestyle I would live in a rural area.
Compare Clark County PUD (a neighboring county utility), which is publicly owned with PGE and PPL. Are they experiencing outages, yes, but the vast majority of their outages are in the rural parts of CC, where PGEs outages are concentrated in Portland, in the middle of an actual city.
"I live in The City! I'm not one of those bucktoothed MAGA supporters who deserve to lose power!"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:18 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2022 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
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Watch out for the WeirdDave surprise long cat ONT! You'll end up in the ER!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 28, 2022 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
We live in a dumb world.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2022 10:18 PM (lc5cP)
Chicken Olive Loaf ... yum!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 28, 2022 10:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at December 28, 2022 10:19 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: PabloD at December 28, 2022 10:19 PM (disCQ)
Posted by: Lost In Space at December 28, 2022 10:20 PM (RPgkA)
Posted by: Zettai at December 28, 2022 10:20 PM (TSiEx)
I didn't go to the link, but I'm guessing that living in Mexico is cheaper. Unless you get kidnapped by cartel people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Mr. Union Carpenter lives in a wealthy, old neighborhood in Portland with lots and lots of tall trees near the power lines.
Anyone driving through the area would think: "Yeah, this neighborhood is going to lose power a lot during windstorms."
This apparently didn't occur to him before buying a house there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:21 PM (KCOCK)
We live in a dumb world.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2022
Wait, what? This is something she said out loud? Does she have a new boyfriend and she was trying to be kind?
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:21 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
It is that spring thaw reveal that makes things get very interesting!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
That's what got me. And the kidnapping and the murder, and mostly those, but also the spring thaw.
Posted by: Alfonso Rodriguez Jr. at December 28, 2022 10:22 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:23 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 28, 2022 10:23 PM (3cGpq)
Zod Imperial Buro for Human Improvement has shipped a unit train via Union Pacific Railroad filled with nuns, heterosexual pornography, testosterone pills, and cyanide caplets to the people of Portland for the greater good.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Q/6pY)
I can just see that union guy shaking his fist and stomping his foot. That histrionic display gets him moved to two weeks out.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at December 28, 2022 10:24 PM (BbSpR)
Now they're essentially boasting about de-electrifying rural America, by providing spotty, failing, and intermittent service!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 10:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:25 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at December 28, 2022 10:25 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:27 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:28 PM (anj39)
"You know what my ass needs? A quart of silicone, per cheek."
Said
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:28 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:29 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:23 PM (Q/6pY)
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Good to see that ZOD is still benevolent. Hail, ZOD!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at December 28, 2022 10:29 PM (hPMYc)
guys came in there all the time with coke bottle, etc stuck in their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at December 28, 2022 10:29 PM (us2H3)
I am 5’2 when my hair is big. I would not be the one who needed to kneel.
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes
Not to worry! I made another batch of pizzelles today.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 10:29 PM (qoGsy)
I can just see that union guy shaking his fist and stomping his foot. That histrionic display gets him moved to two weeks out.
I checked the outage map, and his problem is that his "outage cluster" is only 15 houses (almost certainly because a tree limb took out a power line).
The utility is still dealing with a couple of dozen "outage clusters" with 100+ customers, and oddly enough, the rule is that you work on the biggest outages first, because that gets more people back with power the quickest. This is why he has to wait until the big "outage clusters" are fixed.
No matter - He Lives In The City, so obviously his outage should be fixed first.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:30 PM (KCOCK)
They must have wanted a deposit.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 28, 2022 10:30 PM (eOEVl)
https://tinyurl.com/mufnd9h4
Posted by: Lost In Space at December 28, 2022 10:30 PM (RPgkA)
THere's still a few days left, however.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Looks like you're planning quite a New Years Eve celebration.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
But our carbon footprint is falling, and our workforce is far more diverse!
Posted by: TVA! at December 28, 2022 10:32 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: banana Dream
She literally danced it out of place. Not even doing something cool, like karate-kicking a kidnapper.
I clicked through to the article, and I don't recommend it. All of her looks like someone who would put two quarts of silicone in her bum because she thought it would look good. Anime girls look more human.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:32 PM (P1f+c)
No pre-planning, zero post event response. People dying in their cars under feet of snow/drowning in their homes...what ever
You vote for these people...and they are DEMOCRATES who don't give 2 s**ts at the end of the day.
Yes...vote for them again...you CKNRPOSREBMM...yes monkeys.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 28, 2022 10:33 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 10:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Not to worry! I made another batch of pizzelles today.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 10:29 PM (qoGsy)
Looks hopefully at USB port.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:34 PM (anj39)
THere's still a few days left, however.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
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I had a colonoscopy earlier this year, but as far as I know, nothing was stuck up there or left in there, so I don't think that counts.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:34 PM (BpYfr)
I live in the largest city in my state in 2023. Due respect I shouldn’t have to drop $5k on a backup generator. If I wanted that lifestyle I would live in a rural area.
___________
Those of us in a rural area may not be sophisticated urbanites, but we know you can't depend on anyone to help you when things go sideways and prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2022 10:34 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:35 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at December 28, 2022 10:36 PM (hPMYc)
Posted by: banana Dream
I've known people who try to cut their food budget by substituting ground turkey for ground beef. It doesn't work for me. Tacos, hamburgers, chili, whatever, are supposed to taste like beef.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
Looking at the voting map most of NYS outside of NYC is red. I suspect that part of the reason Hochul did nothing was she's targeting the people that voted against her.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2022 10:37 PM (lc5cP)
She was in a bad car crash on tour in 1989, and the Mayor of Chicago called her up to see how she was doing in the hospital. She was a Chicago icon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:37 PM (KCOCK)
I got nothing stuck in my rectum this past year.
THere's still a few days left, however.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Looks like you're planning quite a New Years Eve celebration.
Posted by: nerdygirl
He's waiting for Screwdolph.
https://tinyurl.com/36yfw9fk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 10:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 28, 2022 10:38 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 10:38 PM (ZdaMQ)
Oh yeah, and here's some chiclets.
Posted by: Turn of the Century Perve at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (ZSK0i)
THere's still a few days left, however.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
Lowes to the rescue!
https://is.gd/h8N4zU
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
I done this in the past for budget reasons and because people say it's healthier. You have to dump a ton of seasoning into it before it's remotely palatable though.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (u73oe)
Yeah, the electric utility sends out a flyer every fall telling people to prepare for outages.
They forgot to mention that people in wealthy Portland neighborhoods didn't need to bother.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Piper
Well, that's a whole 'nother level of gross.
I suppose if you replace 50% of your genetically-granted body with plastic parts, you've got a better claim on changing genders than most of them do.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (P1f+c)
She was in a bad car crash on tour in 1989, and the Mayor of Chicago called her up to see how she was doing in the hospital. She was a Chicago icon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:37 PM (KCOCK)
I remember seeing Koko perform at the King Eddy Hotel in Calgary in the 1980's.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (tkR6S)
The High Priestess was +6 in Buffalo. Zeldin won each of the counties around Buffalo by 30 or more points.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (lc5cP)
Speaking of poop, the snow and ice finally went away today. Strong wind out of the pastures to the South brings a hearty whiff of melting meadow muffins. Also, searching through the leaves for dog poo - many piles accumulated during the cold snap. Still need to clean the catbox. And dump the chamber pot. Gardi Loo!
Sometimes life is a $#!+fest.
Posted by: mindful webworker - living a life of elegance at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (dUzM+)
Bwahahahaha!!!!
Friggin' idiots.
Drive around any defense contractor of any size and count the number of Chinese places that seem larger than their business footprint should be. Hell, some of them don't even bother to hide the antennae on their roofs.
This administration ought to just give them a damned pass onto the Base. Dumb fucks.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)
____________
Dat b true. Spent plenty-O time last week prior to the great arctic blast prepping generators, kerosene heaters, etc. The local rural electric COOP has... get this... 2 trucks for a couple hundred square miles of service.
They depend on the surrounding COOPs for help.
Unless the surrounding COOPs are fucked. Then it's plan Z.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 28, 2022 10:41 PM (Q4IgG)
(Inserts live turkey in rectum, spontaneously dances exceptionally well. Removes turkey.)
(Inserts live steer. Scowls.)
"Listen here, this last one just makes me...angry."
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:41 PM (Q/6pY)
women used bustles to enhance their behinds. So, less complicated, and less likely to have serious medical consequences.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:41 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
I done this in the past for budget reasons and because people say it's healthier. You have to dump a ton of seasoning into it before it's remotely palatable though.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (I8nLU)
I've found ground turkey costs more than ground beef and has just as much if not more cholesterol.
When the youngest tax exemption comes home i'll get turkey stuff for her. She has a hard digesting red meat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (u73oe)
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Hmmm. Maybe you could give your colonoscopy team an object to be inserted and have them take a photo. Make it something weird and you just might make the the list!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:42 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:40 PM (P1f+c)
90-weight gear lube would be a good medium for doing butt implants on trannies. Gear lube for gearboxes!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Ripley at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (PTDkx)
Posted by: ZOD
An actual Jive Turkey!
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (P1f+c)
I saw her perform many times in Chicago in the '70's and '80's. She was usually an option in Chicago when people wanted to go out and hear live music. God knows how many times a year she performed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: traumakitty at December 28, 2022 10:44 PM (X3XpT)
They depend on the surrounding COOPs for help.
Mutual aid is a big, big deal in the electric utility industry.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:45 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at December 28, 2022 10:45 PM (PbwT0)
Don't underestimate her as a lightweight. She's the governor in a state with a big Hillary/Cuomo machine that got straight up decapitated and she was installed and re elected. Somebody big enough to bury the Cuomos wants her there, and probably because she'll be 100% loyal and say literally anything, no matter how stupid.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 28, 2022 10:45 PM (cupoy)
I was talking the other night about how demand shot the Moon during the cold blast Friday and Saturday. Our usage for Saturday was a smidge of 100 kW-hr. I figured my parents would be maybe 150.
Well, guess what it was? 250 kW-hr. House is not as well insulated, less efficient heap pump, and they get cold, so keeping the set point high. But damn, that's an average, day long demand of over 10kW.
Average temp Saturday was a mere 17F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 28, 2022 10:45 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (8Sqzu)
Spent plenty-O time last week prior to the great arctic blast prepping generators, kerosene heaters, etc.
___________
We lost power here at Schloss Hadrian with the temperature at about 20. We got the 7500 watt generator going, hooked it up to the transfer switch and cut in the circuits for the furnace and well. Worked perfectly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:42 PM (BpYfr)
Oh!
Great idea!!!
I'm gonna go with Rodin's The Thinker.
I wonder if my doc would go along?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (u73oe)
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No, mushrooms are on ZOD.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
we got a group of about 12 of us that help each other out in my small village
and the added bonus, I'm the oldest
I do a lot of straw bossing, my inate talent
Posted by: REDACTED at December 28, 2022 10:47 PM (us2H3)
Great idea!!!
I'm gonna go with Rodin's The Thinker.
I wonder if my doc would go along?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
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An easier sell would be to position the camera such that it looks like it's being removed without actually having to insert/remove it...Then take a video or snap a pic as the doctor appears to remove it from your rectum...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (us2H3)
Great idea!!!
I'm gonna go with Rodin's The Thinker.
I wonder if my doc would go along?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
How about a close-up photo of Uranus, taken by a Voyager probe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I'm not sure it would be worth it, even sedated, given what's on the list already.
I think the winner is "CUBE-SHAPED TOY." You'd definitely make the Guinness Book if you could solve a Rubik's Cube internally.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (P1f+c)
26-7, TTU.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (8Sqzu)
Heh, I've had the game on the TV right here in the room the past 30 minutes and hadn't noticed the score until I saw your comment. Maybe I have one of those attention disorder thingies.
Posted by: Dr. T at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (jGGMD)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=247716
"You were given a brain for a reason - use it."
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 28, 2022 10:50 PM (YJwUM)
Some people surreptitiously slide 'foreign objects' under their backs just before x-rays for greater amusement during the following exam.
"It appears that there is an unclasped safety pin lodged in your lung."
(Spock eyebrow)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:50 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (P1f+c)
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It's all in the sphincter control...or so I've heard.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:50 PM (BpYfr)
Welcome to
And the correct response to the rat cage, is to bite the rat's head off. Extra points for well chewed, swallowed, followed up by an Oliver Twist "Moar, Pleeze?"
Sure, the Tokarev to the neck is a given. Still no reason to let the rat have IT'S last meal though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2022 10:50 PM (e6UQI)
https://youtu.be/UtXP2-5IC2E
Posted by: Lost In Space at December 28, 2022 10:50 PM (RPgkA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Heard in a Winnipeg Starbucks to an American asking for a latte made with oat milk: No soar, I cannae make a latte withoot milk
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (BpYfr)
Whew!
Film editing.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 10:42 PM (BpYfr)
Oh!
Great idea!!!
I'm gonna go with Rodin's The Thinker.
I wonder if my doc would go along?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
I might consider a glass eye ball but that's about it.
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (yibKj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (8Sqzu)
No -> Go have a romantic time you crazy kids.
Yes -> You have been entrapped by an elder chthonic horror and your eternity will be not but madness. So, go have a romantic time you crazy kids.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Alfonso Rodriguez Jr. at December 28, 2022 10:22 PM (P1f+c)
I know, right?
Posted by: Alferd Packer at December 28, 2022 10:52 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 28, 2022 10:54 PM (us2H3)
Petechiae: Not Latin for 'shining love-lights'.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:55 PM (Q/6pY)
What’s this?
Nolan Ryan rookie card. That’s got to make the list!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:55 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Heard in a Winnipeg Starbucks to an American asking for a latte made with oat milk: No soar, I cannae make a latte withoot milk
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (xhaym)
That's funny.
Just remember if you can win a peg, you can lose a peg.
Don't worry the landlord didn't like it either.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
(Inserts live turkey in rectum, spontaneously dances exceptionally well. Removes turkey.)
(Inserts live steer. Scowls.)
"Listen here, this last one just makes me...angry."
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 10:41 PM (Q/6pY)
ZOD's rewrite of Alice In Wonderland isn't half bad.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:56 PM (I8nLU)
There's not that much chicken in a "chicken dog" anyway.
זה בסדר, Asa
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2022 10:56 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
That's what (Better Than) Bouillon Beef flavor is for. They even have a Chipotle one now.
Posted by: RickZ at December 28, 2022 10:56 PM (emlEe)
https://youtu.be/UtXP2-5IC2E
Posted by: Lost In Space
😳
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 28, 2022 10:57 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:55 PM (u73oe)
Hmmm
That's better than Say...a Baby Yoda peeking out.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (yibKj)
I think the winning submission would probably be some kind of turduckin situation but I'm not playing.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:58 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Of course; the usual hot dog parts aren't available on chickens. No lips or assholes.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:59 PM (P1f+c)
They forgot to mention that people in wealthy Portland neighborhoods didn't need to bother.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 28, 2022 10:39 PM (KCOCK)
I burned in my mantles in my propane lanterns, made sure I could access the kerosene and made sure the mini flashlights on the hinge of the door to every room were still in place. I then filled the 10 gal cooler with water and went to bed.
Posted by: Alferd Packer at December 28, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclopes at December 28, 2022 10:45 PM (PbwT0)
Carbon copying bastards!!
Posted by: Illegal Alien at December 28, 2022 11:00 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:59 PM (P1f+c)
They have feet, feathers, and beaks, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
(Inserts camera, doctor, attending nurse, receptionist, framed motivational poster, a computer, Penrith fake flower taped to it, bottled water dispenser and television from waiting room, three chairs from waiting room into rectum, goes back and gets doc's MD diploma, shoves that in. Waddles heavily to Galt's Gulch)
"Ready-made, in my ass. Where's my membership badge?"
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:01 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Infidel at December 28, 2022 11:02 PM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Zettai at December 28, 2022 11:02 PM (AJoWv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:03 PM (tkR6S)
The guy is dumb. The issue isn't whether you live in an urban area or rural. It is the number of trees. They take out power lines. I lived in a city, on a city block, that was a half mile from Lake Michigan. We had lots of giant oak trees in the neighborhood. We lost power sometimes. The best thing a city can do is to trim the trees near the lines, but in a city that can be a hell of a lot of tree trimming. And of course, the limbs just grow back, and soon have to be trimmed again.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 11:03 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
I see packs of chicken feet at the store occasionally. Not sure how to prepare them. Probably be too time consuming to de-bone them.
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 11:04 PM (yibKj)
I wonder if my doc would go along?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
Do a Rudolf or a Santa, and that means you can send it out as the image on your Christmas card.
Posted by: Alferd Packer at December 28, 2022 11:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 11:04 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Alferd Packer at December 28, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 11:04 PM (yibKj)
Chinese restaurants deep-fry them, or saute them in sauce. Have had them. Tasty, but a lot of work for very little actual food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:06 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 10:51 PM (yibKj)
Get one that blinks. A sure winner!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 28, 2022 11:06 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2022 11:06 PM (11zNb)
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (P1f+c)
KEGELS!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 11:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: It's all rape all the time, even if consensual. at December 28, 2022 11:07 PM (s2na+)
https://youtu.be/UtXP2-5IC2E
Posted by: Lost In Space
DANG! *holds up lighter*
Posted by: mindful webworker - blow yer harmonica, sonnn at December 28, 2022 11:07 PM (dUzM+)
Good news, 10 years til my next one.
Bad news my Wife needs to have one due to family history.
Posted by: Picric at December 28, 2022 11:08 PM (13tTk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:06 PM (tkR6S)
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I expected to see heaping plates of chicken feet at dim sum last weekend, but saw none. No, I didn't ask.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 28, 2022 11:09 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 11:09 PM (BpYfr)
And then to Denny's for the Lumberjack Slam.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:10 PM (Q/6pY)
[ ] Keith Olbermann
[ ] George Steponallofus
[ ] Thousand Millimeter Reich
[ ] All Three Sharing the Same Orifice
Your prediction, Horde?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 28, 2022 11:10 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - who only charged me arm and a leg at December 28, 2022 11:10 PM (dUzM+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2022 11:12 PM (11zNb)
When the youngest tax exemption comes home i'll get turkey stuff for her. She has a hard digesting red meat.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at December 28, 2022 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Like what always happens ground turkey became the big thing and its price shot up. But it was cheaper during a brief time before that. Figures on the more cholesterol. Decades ago all the advice on what's bad or good for you was terrible and I was pretty clueless and followed fads.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 11:12 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 28, 2022 11:09 PM (BpYfr)
Cat o' six toes>>>cat o' nine tails.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:12 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:12 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
They may already be doing shit like that and not telling you. You are so out of it during that procedure that you have NO idea what they are doing back there. Those people could be having loads of fun with your behind.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 11:13 PM (0Htd1)
https://tinyurl.com/42efjrt9
If there was a 1977 version of Star Trek produced by Aaron Spelling, this would have been the version used.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 28, 2022 11:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 11:13 PM (0Htd1)
That's just scurrilous innuendo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:15 PM (tkR6S)
I can see the er report "subject insists he was having a period. Insists he's a woman. Suggest psychiatric eval"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They'd never DARE say that!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 28, 2022 11:15 PM (63Dwl)
And then to Denny's for the Lumberjack Slam.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:10 PM (Q/6pY)
Mmmm, pancakes. They taste better if you can rinse your mouth out a bit with water with a little baking soda in it, by the way.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 28, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:16 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 28, 2022 11:16 PM (11zNb)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 28, 2022 11:17 PM (/1teD)
I had to look up this JessicaAlves creature. How terribly sad.
Posted by: Flyover at December 28, 2022 11:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:10 PM (Q/6pY)
I had a doctor, while he was doing that on me go, "hey! Buck up!" out of the blue. Like I had absolutely any control of what my body was doing. He later ran for state senator, lost, and died.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 11:19 PM (I8nLU)
Soyboy: “You are so pretty! Do I have your permission to kiss you?”
Her: “SIMP!!!!”
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 28, 2022 11:19 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:21 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'm sure the Hippocratic Oath prevents things like that.
* ponders clot shot *
* reschedules colonoscopy for 2076 *
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 11:22 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 11:19 PM (I8nLU)
The Hollywood ending to your story? C'est magnifique.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:22 PM (Q/6pY)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:16 PM (I8nLU)
Preach it!
Posted by: Flyover's Hens at December 28, 2022 11:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 28, 2022 11:24 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:24 PM (Q/6pY)
And then to Denny's for the Lumberjack Slam.
Posted by: ZOD at December 28, 2022 11:10 PM (Q/6pY)
That's, umm, oddly specific.
Posted by: blaster at December 28, 2022 11:25 PM (pwExq)
*********
You know that one time i had laughing gas for a dental procedure I did wake up feeling rather cheap…
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 28, 2022 11:25 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2022 11:25 PM (h3tqt)
https://youtu.be/UtXP2-5IC2E
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That was amazing, and it was better than I could have imagined.
Posted by: chris+opher at December 28, 2022 11:27 PM (i8zrJ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 28, 2022 11:30 PM (nm5sG)
Posted by: Braenyard
Amazing, no? I had the same search results.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 11:31 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ripley at December 28, 2022 10:43 PM (PTDkx)
Shouldn't that read:
Permission to Osculate
Posted by: browndog Official Dog of Christmas Past at December 28, 2022 11:35 PM (CCSxw)
Good looking woman.
Wood working must be genetic with the Japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOfSIv_cX1A
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 28, 2022 11:35 PM (nm5sG)
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^^^
Thats a man, baby!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at December 28, 2022 11:35 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 28, 2022 11:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 11:04 PM (yibKj)
[Shudder]
Posted by: Flyover's Hens at December 28, 2022 11:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 28, 2022 11:40 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Javems at December 28, 2022 11:04 PM (yibKj)
They're for soup. Lots of collagen.
Posted by: Flyover at December 28, 2022 11:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 11:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
-----------------------------------
Yep....Unless someone sticks that PacMan coded thumb drive into that tally machine.
DON'T CHEAT, NULLIFY.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 28, 2022 11:41 PM (nm5sG)
**************
Some are awesome, the ones that are tend to hue to a low carb, keto way of eating. As if to prove my point I stumbled on a YouTube video of a mommy blogger today who started bashing keto because she said she could never lose all the weight on it, and that it was only by following the law of attraction and releasing her negative energies that she was finally able to be thin and healthy.
No.
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 28, 2022 11:41 PM (VTu1l)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9eye2j
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 28, 2022 11:41 PM (+my1P)
Posted by: Braenyard
Amazing, no? I had the same search results.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 28, 2022 11:31 PM (qoGsy)
There's only one at a huffpo link which I didn't want to follow. But it shows a tranny looking mofo.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 11:42 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 28, 2022 11:44 PM (h3tqt)
Posted by: SFGoth
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Unless you've got the flu, then it's time for homemade chicken soup made with an old hen.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 28, 2022 11:44 PM (nm5sG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 28, 2022 11:45 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: banana Dream.
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If sHe didn't shave it's belly those cops said, Bikini Tape Time!, Rrrrrip.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 28, 2022 11:47 PM (nm5sG)
Posted by: CA Token at December 28, 2022 11:47 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 11:42 PM (I8nLU)
No that was a mistake brought on by Google associating images from other stories at a news aggregation site
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 11:52 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2022 11:53 PM (Qzn2/)
I am really going to bed this time. Night!
Posted by: Piper at December 28, 2022 11:53 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 28, 2022 11:55 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 28, 2022 11:55 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Cicero
Save a step, and kiss a Notary Public.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 11:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jen the original at December 28, 2022 11:17 PM (/1teD)
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This is the type of work that is bread and butter for Mexican mall kiosk doctors.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/)
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Homo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2022 11:57 PM (Qzn2/)
I printed out a copy of Vaught's Practical Character Reader and had it bound as a conversation piece-it was considered THE tome on Phrenology.
One of the binders feigns being intellectual and asked what it was, I explained it was Phrenology and along with Lysenkoism and casting carbon as a pollutant was a shining example of junk science. The Goreon did not appreciate the history lesson he tried to argue it had to have been embraced by conservatives-I happily explained to him it was a sister faith to Eugenics which was vociferously backed by the early prgressives.
A good holiday as it were, this 911 call analysis is shit science, but little different than the chicken scrying "behavior analysis" they run every interrogatee through after they are done draining their brains.
I knew a person who said "I am not a national security threat" to the FBI for six hours and had the agent throwing fits.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:00 AM (Lzpvj)
It is an IQ check.
They try to sell you on creating a new London, what they are really selling is new Sao Paolo.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:00 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's the price of 12ga extension cord.
A 12/3 extension cord not to be confused with 12/3 romex. One would thing they would keep the same nomenclature.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 29, 2022 12:01 AM (nm5sG)
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Homo.
Posted by: Cicero
Lol. I knew lots of people like like this e-bike rider when I lived in downtown Seattle. So yeah, homo.
Posted by: Lost In Space at December 29, 2022 12:01 AM (RPgkA)
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Homo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 28, 2022 11:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Heh. You know, I'd take issue with L.A. being "densely-populated". It's sprawling, which is why it's car-dependent, but it's largely single-family detached homes or garden apartments. You need row upon row of high-rise apartment towers to approach densely populated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:02 AM (tkR6S)
You can fit all of the American population both continents comfortably in an area the size of the Ark-La-Tex with OK and NM thrown in....
\
so long as you are willing to have 175 story buildings in row housing space.
My vision of hell.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:03 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:02 AM (tkR6S)
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Yep. Hong Kong is densely populated. L.A. is endless vistas of strip malls and fast food joints, interspersed with occasional car dealerships.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2022 12:05 AM (Qzn2/)
A 12/3 extension cord not to be confused with 12/3 romex. One would thing they would keep the same nomenclature.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 29, 2022 12:01 AM (nm5sG)
Well, they are both 3 conductors of #12 wire, the one being stranded and the Romex solid. I expect they have the same current rating. But used for different purposes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:05 AM (tkR6S)
"Blood" is a "guilt indicator" but "subjec is bleeding" is not.
Entrail reading cops and prosecutors.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
My vision of hell.
Posted by: sven
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Yep.
See: China.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 29, 2022 12:06 AM (+my1P)
Posted by: Cicero
If a bee can be a fish, then a stick of Listerated Pipsin gum can be a written, notarized waiver. At least in California.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2022 12:06 AM (KAi1n)
Time to re-watch The Manchurian Candidate.
Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in Illinois at December 29, 2022 12:06 AM (axmdL)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 29, 2022 12:07 AM (nm5sG)
I knew a person who said "I am not a national security threat" to the FBI for six hours and had the agent throwing fits.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:00 AM (Lzpvj)
There was this police guy in GA that was called the DUI whisperer. He had all these gimmicks for saying how a person behaved was proof that they were driving under the influence but they had nothing to do with sobriety tests. People that passed breath field tests and blood tests and everything else were brought in because they tapped their brakes or other made up stuff. It caused a mess and of course all the previous arrests by this guy had to be looked at.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 29, 2022 12:10 AM (I8nLU)
>They are not the same. Romex is solid wire, to be installed in permanently inside a structure, and extension cords are stranded wire for temporary wiring solutions. They don't share a common UL listing.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 29, 2022 12:11 AM (geVLo)
That's the difference between the cord and romex(NM-B) and similar cables. Technically, you call it 12/3 w/G, meaning 3 insulated conductors and one bare grounding conductor in the cable. Grounding requirements are such now you never see non-w/G romex any more. They may still make it, but you don't see it much.
Sxxxx and SJxxxx cable never have bare wires, and the grounding conductor will be green insulation.
So 12/3 w/G romex colors will be black, red, white, and bare ground. 12/3 SJxx cord will be black, white and green. 12/4 SJ cord would be black, red, white, and green.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
"Blood" is a "guilt indicator" but "subjec is bleeding" is not.
Entrail reading cops and prosecutors.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:05 AM (Lzpvj)
I read that article, too. Definitely quack science, especially where the dipshit claims that some words or phrases are certain proof of a subject's guilt. The can never be any certainty in situations like that. Some words or phrases might be "tells", and a call with a whole lot of "tells" might be good reason for putting the caller on the suspect list, but that sort of shit should never be admissible in court.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:13 AM (tkR6S)
Spot-on. Sprawling, sure, but as you said, lots of singles and duplexes. Small apartment complexes and the occasional big one, but, yeah, L.A. is not densely-populated. S.F. is 3x denser than L.A.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2022 12:14 AM (KAi1n)
The difference is that our politicians don't need to be hypnotized to commit treason. Cash will do just fine.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 29, 2022 12:16 AM (cq4C8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)
When I was rewiring this house, I ran into some 14/2 romex that had green plastic insulation on the ground wire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:16 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2022 12:18 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cicero
Not homo.
Posted by: Lost In Space at December 29, 2022 12:19 AM (RPgkA)
Marine Romex is a stranded, fully tinned wire inside it's insulation. It shouldn't move *much* more than household Romex, but all boats do flex, so the stranded and tinned Romex is ideal to both withstand that slight movement, as well as being the most corrrosion resistant material economically available for those purposes.
Extension Cord wire is stranded wire, but is not "tinned", for both economic and freedom of flexibility issues. Extension Cords have to be the most flexible wiring possible, as the route from outlet to tool often is impossibly complex for any less flexible cord. Plus, weight and bulk issues figure in.
I run the heaviest gauge extension cords I can find or afford. Safer, lower resistance, less heat, stronger in tension and cross section. Ain't cheap, but WORTH it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 12:19 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2022 12:18 AM (Qzn2/)
She made a couple of huge contributions to the art of motion pictures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:19 AM (tkR6S)
They make up to 5 conductor SO/SJxx cord. You'd think the 5th color would be blue, to match the 240V 3-phase black, red, blue phase scheme, but no, it's orange.
SO cord is fine stranded, making for flexibility.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 29, 2022 12:21 AM (a4EWo)
I have never seen that. Was this Canadian wire product? I've seen some stuff in catalogs for the Canadian electric market with different specs for the Canadian electrical standards.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)
It appears that viruses compete each season, probably by triggering off heightened immune response, and the first virus in the system sort of blocks the others by putting the patient's immune system on high alert. This would block the patient from being a vector for the subsequent infections.
If the shot makes the body tolerate viral infections instead of fighting them off, it means all the people infected with one virus can still be infected by subsequent ones that normally would be excluded, and will be a vector for those as well.
The logic fits, if you accept the premise
Posted by: Kindltot at December 29, 2022 12:26 AM (xhaym)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 12:19 AM (e6UQI)
I have a 14/3 with ground cord here; long enough to reach almost any point on the property from the garage. It's fitted with a 240 volt plug that fits the outlet in the garage, and has a quad box on the other end,with 2 120 volt outlets on each side of neutral, and also a single box with a 240 volt outlet for my air compressor. Probably not legal, but it works fine.
Big old construction-type extension cords are a good thing to snag at yard sales.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:27 AM (tkR6S)
The same cord with six-inches of it's stranded wiring left exposed on the striking end would be a fearsome weapon, at least as effective as the Cat O' 9 Tails, and maybe more.
Each strand of copper would cut, slice and penetrate deeply. Three or four strikes such, and some du nuffin' is likely to bleed-out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 12:27 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: ArmChair in sin at December 29, 2022 12:28 AM (Nig2g)
Perfectly legal if wired correctly. Multiwire circuit, shared neutral. Perfectly fine as long as wired correctly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:29 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Nope, right here in AZ, from a mobile home, circa 1965. "General Cable 14/2 with ground, Type NM Romex TJ 600 volt"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:32 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 29, 2022 12:32 AM (8aFTh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
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That's what I've always known. I worked with 12/2 w/G that is common to me. Nothing, not one place referred to w/G and the extension cords were labeled 12/3/
I never heard of it and look it up, only info is 12/3 romex which is four wire and if that's some special extension cord I don't want it.
Anyway, a 12/3 extension cord is three wires - in my mind 12/2 w/G. Why not call the extension 12/2 wG?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 29, 2022 12:33 AM (nm5sG)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 29, 2022 12:33 AM (nm5sG)
I'm guessing because they have to meet different codes?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:35 AM (tkR6S)
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I can tell if someone is actually a witch by their tone of voice, arm movements and gestures as they are being submerged.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 29, 2022 12:37 AM (jLXOm)
You've posted that one before. You're just phoning it in, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:37 AM (tkR6S)
My vision of hell.
Posted by: sven at December 29, 2022 12:03 AM (Lzpvj)
There is always the Saudi, 170 Kilometers long, walled city.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b6GgaJWcbww
Posted by: Beartooth at December 29, 2022 12:38 AM (PX01u)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 28, 2022 11:13 PM (0Htd1)
There was an episode of 2.5 Men with that theme...
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 29, 2022 12:39 AM (0TAPG)
Now that you mention that, I think I've seen the green insulate conductor in mobile home wiring years ago myself. It is likely some special product for that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)
All I can tell you is that's the nomenclature that's always been used. SO/SJ cord has always been that way.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)
The white and black insulation on the main conductors is round and slick, and pretty normal-looking. The green insulation is soft; you can almost strip it with a fingernail, sort of like mastic, and it conforms to the other wires and the jacket, so has a polygon cross-section. And the ground conductor is not 14 gauge, maybe 16 gauge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:46 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2022 12:05 AM (Qzn2/)
There's an old quote about L.A. being '98(?) suburbs looking for a city...'
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 29, 2022 12:50 AM (0TAPG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:46 AM (tkR6S)
(Uses calipers) Black wire, 1.5 mm, green wire, 1.2 mm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:50 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 28, 2022 10:23 PM (u73oe)
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Posted by: Ciampino -- crazy that it should happen to Portland at December 29, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
That would not be allowed now anywhere. Safety ground has to be the same size as the main conductors up to 10 AWG.
Past that, #10 is good up to 60A, then #8 up to 100, and #6 up to 200A circuit size. Note this is not the same as the grounding electrode conductor, which is sized differently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)
The 1950s' 1960s Aluminum stuff.
I do know some contractors in the '60s who grew rich, rewiring houses out of aluminum and into copper with proper breakers and such.
I'm told it wasn't that bad, but the heat/cool cycles would loosen it at the switches, plugs and fuse box, and Bob's Yer Uncle, let the sparks fly!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 12:56 AM (e6UQI)
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Posted by: Ciampino -- crazy that it should happen to Portland at December 29, 2022 12:55 AM (qfLjt)
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I lurvz me a good chemistry joke.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2022 12:57 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 29, 2022 12:59 AM (a4EWo)
*rimshot*
I'll be here all week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 29, 2022 12:59 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 12:37 AM (tkR6S)
Is that a known troll, sir?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 29, 2022 01:01 AM (0TAPG)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 28, 2022 10:25 PM (I8nLU)
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They had AI already? Mister Roboto, where have you been all these years?
Posted by: Styx questioning at December 29, 2022 01:01 AM (qfLjt)
Past that, #10 is good up to 60A, then #8 up to 100, and #6 up to 200A circuit size. Note this is not the same as the grounding electrode conductor, which is sized differently.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)
I probably got rid of most of it, except maybe in a couple of lighting circuits within the mobile home portion of the house.
In any case, it's time for me to go to bed. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 01:04 AM (tkR6S)
The problem with the aluminum branch circuit wiring was several fold. First, aluminum oxides that form on the surface are much less forgiving that copper oxides. Then some of the terminals on the devices (receptacles and switches) weren't compatible with aluminum and would accelerate the corrosion.
And then, improper torque, too much or too little. All that adds to heat at the termination, and aluminum's melting point is much lower than copper.
Bob's your uncle, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 01:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 29, 2022 01:01 AM (0TAPG)
A sock, I think. The original Dorcas Blimline was most definitely a sock, and was played to be a crony of Mary Clogginstein.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 01:07 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 29, 2022 01:07 AM (tkR6S)
Someday someone will write the history of the AoS Comments section.....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 29, 2022 01:11 AM (0TAPG)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornia at December 29, 2022 01:12 AM (0TAPG)
Back in the days of Purp, the P-Hat, and when Coothy was still cool
Posted by: MAxIE at December 29, 2022 01:24 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I'm not sure it would be worth it, even sedated, given what's on the list already.
I think the winner is "CUBE-SHAPED TOY." You'd definitely make the Guinness Book if you could solve a Rubik's Cube internally.
Posted by: mikeski at December 28, 2022 10:49 PM (P1f+c)
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You mean insert a stochastically arrayed Rubik's Cube and bring it out solved?
Posted by: Ciampino - the Left loves that stochastic word at December 29, 2022 01:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 29, 2022 01:26 AM (a4EWo)
took a foot out of my colon three weeks later so i had colon cancer for three weeks
people with real cancer hate that story but what I really wanted to say was git them colonoscopies boyz ain't worth poopin in a bag
Posted by: MAxIE at December 29, 2022 01:28 AM (twxj3)
I sure hope he doesn't display the results in a public setting. "World's Shittiest Art Gallery".
And no, I don't want to see him in the role of HAMlet, either!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 01:30 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 28, 2022 10:05
You make a good point there Commissar. They always lied just not so boldly. The slow Joe admin states the border is secure? Who believes that?
There are a lot of legal Hispanic citizens who are fed up and turning Rep. esp in TX.
Posted by: Farmer at December 29, 2022 01:32 AM (55Qr6)
I was just reading up on the older aluminum branch circuit wiring. Prior to 1972, the aluminum wire was made out of utility grade alloy. The mechanical properties of this alloy were piss poor for branch circuits.
The thermal expansion coefficient as well as creep were a problem with the common steel screw connection. This would cause it to loosen over thermal cycles.
In 1972, they developed a better alloy for building wire purposes, called the 8000 series. Much less thermal expansion and creep.
The larger sizes of stranded aluminum wire, even the older alloy, wasn't much of problem, being terminated in lug type terminals.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at December 29, 2022 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Couldn't help but think of Bers. Chuckled all the way home. We had it again tonight. The rest will become ham n blackeye peas for New Year's.
Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2022 01:33 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 29, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)
Close as they could get, was "Interim Financing", which included a full re-wiring, and NOT a Certificate of Occupancy. Which was issued only after rewiring, and post-inspection.
There is a mobile home park of 1960s units, right on Mission Bay in San Diego. City Fathers HATE HATE HATE the place, but have not been able to dislodge it, then to now. Oh, how they crave the tax gains of modern homes, towers and condos! But the oldsters in there have their Proposition 13 protections, and they'll die before the move.
Most have now died, and the park is soon doomed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 01:43 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Lisa Martin at December 29, 2022 01:45 AM (KzpKY)
I hope all had the best imaginable Christmas this year. Our family had a stellar one, for certain.
So goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 29, 2022 01:49 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: JQ at December 29, 2022 01:33
Thanks reminding me of Bers ham issues. We got a Thanksgiving special, long story short we good quality items very cheap. However for the 2 of us the quanity was a bit much.
We froze some of the turkey but ham doesn't freeze well so we had it 6 ways from Sunday. Anyone ever heard that expression?
Posted by: Farmer at December 29, 2022 01:51 AM (55Qr6)
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Posted by: SFGoth at December 29, 2022 02:08 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Infidel at December 29, 2022 02:12 AM (ZEa+g)
Thanks to you, MisHum!
Posted by: m at December 29, 2022 02:15 AM (QPyqx)
Posted by: Ciampino -- the Left loves that stochastic word at December 29, 2022 02:28 AM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/vCEH0p
Posted by: Ciampino - The West was safer at December 29, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Infidel at December 29, 2022 02:12 AM (ZEa+g)
Buy SOURDOUGH English Muffins. Cook 1 egg for ea., in the steel griddle ring, such as you see at McD's or such. Keeps the egg muffin-sized. Flip the egg for over-easy, a not-runny yolk. Toast the muffin, place the egg, place slice of cheese, place strip of bacon cut into two equal halves atop the cheese.
BETTER than Egg McMuffin. McD doesn't use the Sourdough, that's the first secret. McD doesn't lightly toast and butter their muffin, that's the 2nd.
Simple, delicious, and ENJOY!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 02:36 AM (e6UQI)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2022 02:36
Yes Jim, Jules does a similar thing, only w/ ham. Much better than anything you can out.
I tell her we don't eat out much because her food is so much better.
Our best to you and yours for the new year Jim, be well.
T & J
PS I did actually look before I posted this time, I said...
best to you and yours for the new Jim. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at December 29, 2022 02:51 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Ciampino -- The West was safer at December 29, 2022 02:51 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 29, 2022 02:55 AM (a4EWo)
That Bigfoot Does NOT Like Christmas Trees!
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Sure Skip, if you can chose your sex or your pronouns why can't you choose your days of the week? I think you're on to a great idea.
If you want to declare it Friday tomorrow, so it shall be. You could also be a trans unicorn too I suppose.
Posted by: Farmer at December 29, 2022 04:09 AM (55Qr6)
Their so called new, hi tech stores have got to do better than that. Before the remodel, the place had a fireplace and comfy chairs.
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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)