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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2022 07:35 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 07:35 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 07:37 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2022 07:38 PM (xhxe8)
My polydactyl feline friend returned this evening. She's the rarest of the rare -- polydactyl on each of her paws (6 toes on the front paws and 5 toes on each rear paw).
They are supposedly very good luck, so I guess I'm blessed having sheltered one over Christmas night.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 07:38 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2022 07:39 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 07:40 PM (pKss/)
This is a nice saying but...
There are always some parts of a job you get sick of or just don't want to do, even if you love it. That's just part of living in a fallen world.
My polydactyl feline friend returned this evening. She's the rarest of the rare -- polydactyl on each of her paws
We had a kitty like that. Cruiser, he was enormous and incredibly affectionate and loving. He got stomach cancer and died, though
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 26, 2022 07:40 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 07:40 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 26, 2022 07:43 PM (TJjL2)
Posted by: Captain Midnight at December 26, 2022 07:44 PM (HKwfi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Here in central TN the locals have just about dug out from the crippling half inch of snow. It was touch and go for a moment there.
The transplants from the North stand out like sore thumbs - the mailman had a monster parka on with ski gauntlets and he looked at me like I had three heads. Maybe it was the flip flops and shorts - dunno.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 07:46 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 26, 2022 07:46 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: Negros stole our dates! at December 26, 2022 07:47 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 07:47 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: Jaimo at December 26, 2022 07:48 PM (NXGjq)
Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 26, 2022 07:48 PM (zB/T/)
Posted by: huerfano at December 26, 2022 07:48 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: huerfano
I read that to the tune of 'there ain't nuthin like a dame'.
Now I have an earworm... thanks, NOT!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 07:51 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 26, 2022 07:52 PM (Fl8Wz)
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2022 07:52 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Negros stole our dates! at December 26, 2022 07:53 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: grease monkey at December 26, 2022 07:53 PM (Fl8Wz)
How about checking to see whether changing the font color to GREEN makes a lick of sense in light of how much vegetation takes up the viewing frame, idiots?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 26, 2022 07:53 PM (pNxlR)
Really hope everyone had a great Christmas weekend.
Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2022 07:55 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2022 07:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Agent 86 at December 26, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 07:56 PM (5m+2r)
https://tinyurl.com/bdehsy5w
I have become.... pooty-curious
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (aFKim)
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have the nose of a dog or cat...(i.e., be able to smell all sorts of things)...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (FVME7)
Feed them to the wolves.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2022 07:58 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2022 07:58 PM (XJGCW)
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2022 07:59 PM (aFKim)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 07:40 PM (pKss/)
Gnarly. Surf's up.
Posted by: Spicoli at December 26, 2022 07:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 07:59 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2022 07:59 PM (QmsY4)
Still working on the content.
Second link...BANZAIKITTEN!!!!!!!!
Garfield cat is false. The real Garfield would be eating lasagna while pushing the dog off the table.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 26, 2022 08:00 PM (Wte6X)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCL3LHVWXxo
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2022 08:00 PM (aFKim)
See? This is what wearing a mask gets you.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2022 08:00 PM (P1f+c)
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Its a bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off for him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2022 08:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 08:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2022 08:01 PM (XJGCW)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:01 PM (5m+2r)
Staying warm?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:02 PM (5m+2r)
Took a short nap this afternoon. Had a chop cut from a rack of Costco pork ribs for dinner and, damn, was it good. So I'm feeling much better. As is Her Majesty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 08:02 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:01 PM (5m+2r)
Hey there! How was Christmas out there in the desert?
Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2022 08:03 PM (XJGCW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 08:03 PM (m/T6g)
Staying warm?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:02 PM (5m+2r)
Indeed I am.
Got a nice sweater.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 08:04 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 08:04 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2022 08:04 PM (QmsY4)
Hey there! How was Christmas out there in the desert?
Posted by: Doof
It only got up to 71F so it was *okay*. I enjoyed it!
Rain tomorrow though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (5m+2r)
I don't know why people complain about Globall Warmening, when we have happy swelling music drone video footage as a result.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (M2qSa)
Glad to hear of the cats return! I used to have a polydactyl named Pete. Such a great cat. He died on Christmas day, several years ago. Wish I could find another cat like that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yep - the move is all done. Love it here.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 08:07 PM (M2qSa)
That looks stupid in good conditions. When it's all muddy and slippery like that? I'd be overdrawn at the First Bank of Nope.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2022 08:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey
Don't forget the lipstick!
Posted by: J&B at December 26, 2022 08:08 PM (xMwvg)
Yep - the move is all done. Love it here.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (qoGsy)
______________
You don't mind not paying state income tax?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 08:08 PM (MoZTd)
Dolphins in the water: oh look he's doing it again! It took him twenty minutes to get up on the board and in a second he spun around three times and crashed into the water. So majestic!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 08:08 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
It's making a wall out of the sea. Seems legit.
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2022 08:08 PM (P1f+c)
Trick is finding someone willing to pay you for it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (gv7Yb)
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Its a bold strategy Cotton, lets see if it pays off for him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 26, 2022 08:01 PM (FVME7)
Heh. I like it.
But it does suggest the rooskies arent the ones sabotaging power relay stations. We'd need power to see the commercials.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (anj39)
Glad to hear of the cats return! I used to have a polydactyl named Pete. Such a great cat. He died on Christmas day, several years ago. Wish I could find another cat like that.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (uz3Px)
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She's not my cat...just a stray that needed some food and warmth. She's clearly used to being around people so I'm sure she has an owner somewhere in the neighborhood.
Polydactylism is one genetic mutation that has benefits for the cat...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (yZlY6)
And think of the extra maintenance!
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (3JfnH)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 26, 2022 08:11 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: PaleRider at December 26, 2022 08:11 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2022 08:12 PM (TgNpw)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 08:12 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Don't mind.
What I really hate is that yearly property tax here is equivalent to one month back at the old house for comparable valuations. Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 08:12 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (yZlY6)
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In my youth, I wouldn't have even hesitated. Looks like fun! Not sure I have the strength or stamina to attempt it now, though.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:12 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (BpYfr)
It turns into a flying dinosaur?
Far out, man!
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 26, 2022 08:12 PM (3JfnH)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 26, 2022 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at December 26, 2022 08:13 PM (aFKim)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Do they get extra lives with the extra toes?
Posted by: mikeski at December 26, 2022 08:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2022 08:14 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Ahem... you still are in your *youth*!!!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:14 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: kallisto at December 26, 2022 08:16 PM (QmsY4)
Many years ago, we were trying to work out with our vet a day when he could come out to our house and give everyone an exam and annual injections. The only day turned out to be Christmas. Didn't bother us; you gotta do what you gotta do. Didn't bother him; he was an Orthodox Jew. We cooked him a great lunch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 08:16 PM (MoZTd)
Sure hope the cops made an arrest.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 26, 2022 08:16 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 26, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 26, 2022 08:17 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 26, 2022 08:17 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 26, 2022 08:17 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 08:17 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 26, 2022 08:17 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 26, 2022 08:18 PM (geVLo)
Going downhill is really rough on my knees. I'd hate to lock up somewhere. "Hey, could get a push?"
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2022 08:20 PM (Sv58p)
Rain tomorrow though.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:06 PM (5m+2r)
We had those digits too, just in the opposite order!
Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2022 08:20 PM (XJGCW)
Putin creates siren call to disaffected americans by producing commercial that promotes family values and giving toys made for boys to... boys
___________
We could have, like, CHURCHES in this country appealing to disaffected Americans by promoting family values and the complimentary nature of the sexes. But no, a corrupt thug is doing it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 08:21 PM (MoZTd)
We had those digits too, just in the opposite order!
Posted by: Doof
I know I'm a wuss... however I'm a warm one.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:24 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 26, 2022 08:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I think you need to be more specific 'cuz that fits a whole lot of people!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:25 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: SMOD at December 26, 2022 08:27 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 08:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Doof at December 26, 2022 08:31 PM (XJGCW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2022 08:32 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 26, 2022 08:33 PM (KFhLj)
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Scary isnt it?
I have a friend who is trying to encourage me to attend a church of his. I watched a sermon online, and it was so out of tune, boring and rudimentary, like if he had given the exact same sermon to a room of 5 year olds, he wouldn't have had to change anything. No mention or acknowledgement that we're facing one of the greatest demonic attacks in the form of a culture war against western ideals and traditional values
Oy
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 26, 2022 08:33 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Head trauma from beating your head on the wall for living in San Francisco?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 08:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:35 PM (5m+2r)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5)
Naw, it'll be fine...
Posted by: Gandalf at December 26, 2022 08:36 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 08:16 PM (MoZTd)
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Traditional Christmas dishes such as Kung Pao chicken?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2022 08:36 PM (EZebt)
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Another thing, I don't attend church because my manhood is already emasculated and insulted enough by the world as it is
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 26, 2022 08:36 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at December 26, 2022 08:36 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2022 08:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 08:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (5m+2r)
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That explains the persistent headache.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2022 08:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2022 08:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (0OP+5)
Naw, it'll be fine...
Posted by: Gandalf at December 26, 2022 08:36 PM (0fVbu)
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"Shortcuts make for long delays!" -- Ancient Hobbit Proverb
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:38 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 26, 2022 08:34 PM (5m+2r)
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That explains the persistent headache.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 26, 2022 08:38 PM (EZebt)
Everytime I think I'm drinking enough water I realize I'm getting dehydrated again leading to migraines. Heaters going 24/7 is really drying me out. I got a big yetti glass and I have to have three full glasses of water during the day just for starters.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 08:41 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Ruy Diaz de Vivar, el Cid at December 26, 2022 08:42 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gandalf at December 26, 2022 08:36 PM (0fVbu)
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"Shortcuts make for long delays!" -- Ancient Hobbit Proverb
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:38 PM
Elfs are like most fairies, not really gay at all. Miserable, in fact, and they want everybody else to be miserable because they're miserable. Now, dwarveses are downright jolly by comparison.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)
Ol Joe is not happy.
After a Christmas Eve and Day hanging out in a kitchen with lots of goodies, he is suddenly back to his normal kibble. His glances are accusatory.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 08:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 08:37 PM (u73oe)
Yes, but Jenny Agutter, like most women, will coax you out of the shadows until they shoot you dead.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 08:46 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 08:47 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Captain Williard at December 26, 2022 08:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
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Or maybe they know something we don't...Has anyone received a cryptic message that translates to, "So long and thanks for all the fish?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:47 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at December 26, 2022 08:48 PM (Eeb9P)
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Trick is finding someone willing to pay you for it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 26, 2022 08:10 PM (gv7Yb)
If I was a pretty girl, OnlyFans would.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 08:48 PM (QBaJw)
What about a dental plan like the CoBs have?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
Quite dusty.
https://youtu.be/REcZopXwOXo
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:42 PM
Thanks, Salty. I missed that one and I appreciate you putting it back up.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 08:50 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
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Or maybe they know something we don't...Has anyone received a cryptic message that translates to, "So long and thanks for all the fish?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 08:47 PM (BpYfr)
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How do you say "Treat!" In dolphin?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 08:51 PM (anj39)
Hmmm. And I don't have an award for designing the coast of Norway.
I will say our Kansas Poet Laureate makes Vogan poetry fun to listen too.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2022 08:51 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at December 26, 2022 08:52 PM (HabA/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 26, 2022 08:52 PM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:52 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 08:53 PM (qoGsy)
Well, it is time for her devoted and stalwart husband to rescue the fair damsel.
Where do you change into costume if there are no more phone booths?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weemsco at December 26, 2022 08:54 PM (Xrfse)
Where do you change into costume if there are no more phone booths?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
If he takes off his glasses no one will recognize him.
(Lois Lane had to be the dullest reporter ever - until the current crop of them arrived on scene)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 08:56 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 26, 2022 08:56 PM (OoCxN)
Quite dusty.
https://youtu.be/REcZopXwOXo
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)
Wow, that one melted even my cold black heart.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 08:56 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 08:57 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 26, 2022 07:43 PM (TJjL2)
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Gee Mary, we hadn't heard from you for a while and you were missed.
Posted by: Ciampino - the Grammar and Spelling Police at December 26, 2022 08:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 08:58 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ciampino - when you're 12 years old it's all fun at December 26, 2022 09:00 PM (qfLjt)
Psst.
Buddy, I'm working hard on my sight picture and trying not to flinch.
I'll nail her one day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:00 PM (u82oZ)
Sigh....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:02 PM (C2ZTD)
I trust the move is over, the Ben-Gay is back in the cabinet, and all the boxes are empty, with order abounding through the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:03 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: 11B40 at December 26, 2022 09:04 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:03 PM (Eeb9P)
We can help...
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at December 26, 2022 09:05 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
There are churches who promote Godly living and how to be a Man of God. You do have to search for them though.
Posted by: Puddleglum, RIP #32 at December 26, 2022 09:05 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 09:07 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:08 PM (Eeb9P)
I sometimes wonder what it would be like to have the nose of a dog or cat...(i.e., be able to smell all sorts of things)...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 07:57 PM (BpYfr)
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Shit doesn't smell like shit but has lots of other scents: "Yes, I know who dropped this turd." And dogs will eat cat shit out of a litterbox because the droppings are rich in protein. But then you all knew this.
Posted by: Ciampino - cats will skeep on stinky feet at December 26, 2022 09:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:12 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 26, 2022 09:13 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 09:14 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:15 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 09:07 PM (0fVbu)
I'm familiar with the story, I suspect much of it isn't true, that whatever the truth it's probably a lot more tame than what our modern day politicians and celebrities do.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 09:16 PM (QBaJw)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 26, 2022 09:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:17 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at December 26, 2022 09:19 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 26, 2022 09:16 PM (QBaJw)
Yes, a lot of it was chronicled and publicized wildly by the Hapsburgs for political intrigue reasons. But there are hundreds of witness accounts of depraved cruelty on her part. I'm with you on the comparison to our modern elites.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 26, 2022 09:21 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 26, 2022 09:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: The Tranny Grandson at December 26, 2022 09:23 PM (Xrfse)
What about a dental plan like the CoBs have?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 08:48 PM (u82oZ)
Barking like a dog has it's advantages.
Posted by: Mrs. Smails at December 26, 2022 09:24 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: MikeNewer at December 26, 2022 09:24 PM (vRjbI)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:24 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: The Tranny Grandson at December 26, 2022 09:25 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 26, 2022 09:26 PM (up/3i)
It's becoming conceivable that Instapanzy, AOS, Althouse etc... are shadow-funded operations to not only keep tabs on conservatives but more importantly offer a cathartic outlet that provides a sports-like fan following for conservatives to blow off steam and reduce the possibility of mass uprising. If you keyboard warrior COBs took just 10% of the time you waste cruising the "conservative" political internet venting and bloviating in your echo chamber clubs and instead walked out to the street with a sign and protested we'd be living in an entirely different America.
Posted by: MikeNewer at December 26, 2022 09:28 PM (vRjbI)
Uh, how about a long commercial where we show the older generation accepting a trans younger generation?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:28 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: The Tranny Grandson at December 26, 2022 09:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:29 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: Hodor at December 26, 2022 09:31 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: MikeNewer at December 26, 2022 09:24 PM (vRjbI)
Fucking Quantico can't even teach you to post right.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:31 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: Toonces at December 26, 2022 09:32 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 09:33 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2022 09:34 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2022 09:34 PM (xhaym)
Send to the leader of North Korea a year's supply of KerryGold butter and french fries cooked in beef tallow ala McDonalds.
Who am I kidding? Just use ten to twenty guided AGM-154 Joint Standoff Weapons on the power plants around the capital.
A nation without electricity is mission-killed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:35 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2022 09:35 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 09:35 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 09:35 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:35 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: 11B40 at December 26, 2022 09:36 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 09:37 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Cookie at December 26, 2022 09:38 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:39 PM (C2ZTD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Not A Fed at December 26, 2022 09:39 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 26, 2022 09:40 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Not A Fed at December 26, 2022 09:40 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:40 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 26, 2022 09:39 PM (C2ZTD)
I though it was officially a "chandelier" of feds, to reflect how glowing they were
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2022 09:41 PM (xhaym)
She is at Mt Sinai now.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:40 PM (Eeb9P)
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Not the hospital, I hope.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 09:42 PM (MoZTd)
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This man needs Jesus
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 26, 2022 09:40 PM (VTu1l)
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He and "Paul" can give each other handjobs to keep warm this winter from whatever leftist stronghold they are posting from.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 26, 2022 09:42 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: I'm sorry the echo is temporarily out of service... at December 26, 2022 09:43 PM (0fVbu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 26, 2022 09:43 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at December 26, 2022 09:40 PM (Eeb9P)
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I accidentally dropped a tablet there. Ask her to look?
Posted by: Moses at December 26, 2022 09:43 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Horde Mind at December 26, 2022 09:45 PM (u73oe)
I accidentally dropped a tablet there. Ask her to look?
Posted by: Moses at December 26, 2022 09:43 PM (u73oe)
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That's the one on loading the dishwasher and how to leave the toilet seat?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 26, 2022 09:45 PM (MoZTd)
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I knew there were 15 commandments
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger at December 26, 2022 09:45 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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As an aside, a group of Ravens is an 'Unkindness', or less commonly, a 'Conspiracy'
I have no idea what a group of Karens is called, perhaps a 'Scold'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 09:46 PM (GxhRW)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 09:47 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Moses
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'Accident'? That was no accident. You are in very serious trouble.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 09:47 PM (GxhRW)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 09:49 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowells Dog at December 26, 2022 09:50 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 09:49 PM (U2p+3)
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Mostly recipes. No carrots in chili. No fish sauce either. Stuff like that.
Posted by: Moses at December 26, 2022 09:51 PM (u73oe)
12- Thou shalt not put syrup on french toast.
13- Thou shalt shoot the .445 acp and the 9mm.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 09:52 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 09:52 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit!
The dropping of a table by Moses was a skit in Mel Brooks movie "History of the World Part 1"
Posted by: Beartooth at December 26, 2022 09:53 PM (qopQA)
11) There are two genders, Man & Woman.
12) Use a cordless hole puncher with a caliber beginning in the number 4.
13) When going through Sodom keep going.
14) Guard your corn-hole.
15) Always ensure the lower thread gets a Nood.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:53 PM (u82oZ)
15- Thou shalt get your shit in one sock cause you're running out of time.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 09:53 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 09:54 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 09:55 PM (u73oe)
I will wish for a good outcome, and a story to tell the relatives ... later. Much later.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 09:55 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 09:55 PM
There are worse things.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 09:56 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 09:56 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2022 09:56 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: SMH while cruising down the meme highway at December 26, 2022 09:56 PM (ItjGH)
May you not need to violate the 5 unknown commandments to have fun.
Keeping the known 10 commandments is a good path to happiness, that is difficult for some.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMH while cruising down the meme highway at December 26, 2022 09:58 PM (ItjGH)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Not really 29, are you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 09:56 PM (sVE6f)
I wondered if anyone would get the reference.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 26, 2022 09:58 PM (anj39)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
May you not need to violate the 5 unknown commandments to have fun.
Keeping the known 10 commandments is a good path to happiness, that is difficult for some.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:57 PM
Impossible, in fact.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 09:59 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 10:00 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 26, 2022 10:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2022 10:03 PM (m/T6g)
Even the 10 Commandments can be boiled down to 1:
Don't be a shitbag.
Still too much for a lot of 'people.'
Posted by: Negros stole our dates! at December 26, 2022 10:04 PM (Iynsv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 26, 2022 09:57 PM
Impossible, in fact.
Posted by: Eromero at December 26, 2022 09:59 PM (0OP+5)
Maybe some Monk at some time did.
Posted by: JmT at December 26, 2022 10:04 PM (iqKhj)
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This man needs Jesus
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed
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I have a meaningful and fulfilling faith-life. Why would you say that? Simply because I challenge the loser GOPer status quo? You shouldn't throw around the name of God to bolster your weak political assertions.
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