Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Leftwing Clowns Are Troubled When They Hear That a Politician, Not a Leftwing Democrat, May Have Lied Some About His History

Recently elected incoming Republican Congressmen George Santos has been caught lying about his background.

A New York Republican who won a U.S. House seat in November is under pressure to explain himself amid evidence he fabricated parts of his life story.

During his campaign, George Santos, 34, boasted impressive academic and professional credentials and portrayed himself as an embodiment of the American dream. After growing up in a working-class, immigrant family in Queens and getting a high school equivalency diploma, he said he had a lightning-fast rise in the world of finance, culminating in his participation in "landmark deals on Wall Street."

Yet a college where Santos said he earned a finance degree was unable to find records showing he attended. Several companies where Santos said he worked had no record of him having been an employee.

And the media is super-interested. Wow, can't wait until they hear about Ilhan Omar's first marriage!!!

Oh right, there are only some lies worth investigating.

Regime Propagandist and Adult Downs Baby Sam Stein asks:

Sam Stein
@samstein

Is there any precedent at all to this George Santos situation? Has Congress ever had someone with so many remarkable biographical holes?

Tom Elliott breaks the news to him, gentle-like:


Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Biden claims

-- Survived a fire
-- Arrested in civil rights march
-- Star football player
-- Once a truck driver
-- Arrested meeting Mandela
-- Son killed in Iraq
-- Overheard mass shooting
-- Top of his class in college
-- Hit a 368' homer in baseball game
-- Had job at timber co.

-- Drunk driver killed his wife & daughter
-- Pinned medal on a Navy captain who was just a kid
-- No knowledge of Hunter's foreign business dealings
-- Turned down offer from the Naval Academy
-- His uncle won a Purple Heart
-- His helicopter in Afghanistan "forced down"

-- Met Parkland families as vice president
-- Was once a coal miner
-- Comes from a family of coal miners
-- Was shot at in Iraq
-- Called Milosevic a "war criminal" to his face
-- Criticized George W. Bush to his face
-- Participated in sit-ins during civil rights movement

-- Oil industry somehow gave him cancer
-- Won a fight against a drug dealer named Cornpop
-- Dead Amtrak worker awarded him for riding 1.8 million miles
-- Attended Temple services on a Sunday
-- Raised in Puerto Rican community
-- Worked as a college prof


NotHammerNation19
@NotHammerNation

Appointment to the Naval Academy (turned it down).


VADeplorable
@deplorable_va

3 degrees. Top of his class. Full ride scholarship. Lol

Almost an "All-American Flankerback," despite only playing briefly on the freshman, non-varsity team.

Didn't r@pe Tara Reade.

Posted by: Ace at 02:47 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Clowns

Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 02:46 PM (Zzbjj)

2 Grey...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2022 02:46 PM (itA3V)

3 First.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2022 02:46 PM (qH6FZ)

4 I understand that he was with Brian Williams in Cambodia.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2022 02:47 PM (eOEVl)

5 All grayed out

Posted by: Blanco at December 23, 2022 02:48 PM (F0+HC)

6 Why was the Mexican drug cartel so upset with the Romneys in Mexico? Investigate that? rofl

Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 02:48 PM (Zzbjj)

7 I understand that he was with Brian Williams in Cambodia.

Or was that with Dick Blumenthal in DaNang?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2022 02:48 PM (eOEVl)

8 Orange.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2022 02:48 PM (ZSK0i)

9 I understand that he was with Brian Williams in Cambodia.

Or was that with Dick Blumenthal in DaNang?


Possibly with Hillary at Verdun.

Posted by: Archimedes at December 23, 2022 02:48 PM (eOEVl)

10 Did I forget boner appetite?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of Bon appetit at December 23, 2022 02:49 PM (lM2MM)

11 I see they left off his historic trip to the moon in '69.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2022 02:49 PM (Q4IgG)

12 Didn't have sex with that woman

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 23, 2022 02:49 PM (j+FHS)

13 cobwebs !

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:49 PM (V13WU)

14 Wait a minute... there's a politician that lied? A POLITICIAN??!! That's not who we are!!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 23, 2022 02:50 PM (itA3V)

15 I can't see nothing !

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:50 PM (V13WU)

16 Breastesesesss!!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2022 02:50 PM (ZSK0i)

17 Is it grey pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 23, 2022 02:50 PM (lM2MM)

18 Let's be a little careful with this new-found principle of ours, people...

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2022 02:50 PM (dNNCD)

19 A pol fabricated a life event?

I'm shocked! Shocked!! I am.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 02:50 PM (qoGsy)

20 Foolish pol.
Insane, demented pResident.

Who you gonna call?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (ZFIFM)

21 Commenting about the greyness only disappoints Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (a3Q+t)

22 Conspiracy Theorists !

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (V13WU)

23 Is it grey pride Month?

Nuhuh. Peuce.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (ZSK0i)

24 He should be drummed out of the service.

Posted by: Danang Dick Blumenthal at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (dTFZY)

25 this is the level of lunacy we have to deal with. the GOP is actually courting people like Sam. Like, you can't win against this, it's like fighting rust with air.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (MLrvz)

26 -- Stop crying sweetie, it's normal for daddies to shower with their daughters
-- Non-reptilian life form

Posted by: 29Victor at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (BJKQV)

27 Serpentine, George!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

28 Is ESPN and Biffalo Bulls recusitating OJ Simpson reputation?

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (z3WCn)

29 Didn't have sex with that woman
Posted by: dagny

It wasn't sex sex.
-- Whoopsi Goldbrick

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 02:51 PM (qoGsy)

30 Interestingly, I'm not aware of Biden ever stating that his daughter's diary shower entry is untrue.

Posted by: Change Your Socks Regularly at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (jgnQF)

31 Sam Stein
@samstein
Is there any precedent at all to this George Santos situation? Has Congress ever had someone with so many remarkable biographical holes?

Has the media ever had someone so clueless?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (anj39)

32 Nah, leave him be. We need a good liar.

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (V13WU)

33 Fixed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (XIJ/X)

34 I'm dreaming of a gray Christmas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (FVME7)

35 Yet a college where Santos said he earned a finance degree was unable to find records showing he attended.

The guy who is not $250,000 in debt might be someone you want to listen to about finance.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (Sv58p)

36 Heh I don't know what if anything can be done but I clicked on one of the clickbait ads at the lefthand side of the page (what flight attendants can tell about you the moment you walk on a plane [sue me lol]) and was brought to this link (I added spaces so that it won't work as is)

https://dolphin-app-zn9uv.ondigitalocean.app/ werrx01/ ?phone=+1-805-952-8023&

the website presents with you popups about how access to this pc is blocked because of security reasons along with phone number you need to call to have the machine unlocked.

Just sayin.

Posted by: havel at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (+EnXD)

37 He can go toe to toe with Adam Schiff .

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (V13WU)

38 @samstein
Is there any precedent at all to this George Santos situation? Has Congress ever had someone with so many remarkable biographical holes?

++++
Scores of them. Congress is a den of thieves and liars. So this guy lied about his accomplishments. Okay. He - like all politicians - probably lied about everything else, too.

We're a post-truth civilization now. I have a hard time getting worked up about who lied about what. They're all a bunch of miserable, prevaricating, mealy-mouthed bastards. Which brand is fairly irrelevant. There is no truth, no honesty, no justice, no standards of value. Washington, DC and the wider system is a yawning black hole, sucking every virtue into its maw and compressing it down to the planck length, destroying its form and its energy. Once that black hole swallows the rest of the country, it will collapse under its own weight and allow the human remnants it leaves behind an opportunity to try to rebuild.

Arguing about which particular bastard did which particular thing or told which particular lie is not a fruitful exercise but in the grand scheme of the black hole of America's rulers, this pretty small potatoes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 02:53 PM (t0OGg)

39 Today’s winner of the Balls of Steel award goes to Nikita Yuferev, a lawmaker from St. Petersburg, Russia.

It is illegal to refer to the Ukraine war as a “war” in Russia – you have to refer to it as a “special military operation”. People have and are being prosecuted in Russia for calling the war a “war”.

Well, Putin in a recent speech referred to the war in Ukraine as a “war”, so Yuferev filed a criminal complaint against Putin with Russia's prosecutor-general and interior minister, and posted the complaint to social media.

Can we trade this guy for Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2022 02:53 PM (KCOCK)

40 Congressman Baron von Munchausen is okay by me.

Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2022 02:53 PM (dTFZY)

41 At this point, I'll take a syphilitic hobo as long as he votes the right way.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 23, 2022 02:53 PM (wNDOJ)

42 you can't even keep up with Biden's lies, they go through his core:

his general said no way afghanistan goes kablooey if we pull out

inflation won't be, isn't here, isn't that bad, is temporary, is over

you will not get covid with a vax

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at December 23, 2022 02:53 PM (MLrvz)

43 -- Oil industry somehow gave him cancer
++++
He explained that one. It was the Delaware oil rain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (t0OGg)

44 it may be cold tonight, boys

that's the thing with global warming, the weather patterns are the same, just we complain more

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (MLrvz)

45 Russians have a special sense of humor.

Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (V13WU)

46 He explained that one. It was the Delaware oil rain.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (t0OGg)



That was a great X-Files episode.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

47 4 I understand that he was with Brian Williams in Cambodia.
Posted by: Archimedes



Laos. Had to track down Gen. Trump and his crazy MAGA tribe in the jungle.

Posted by: Puddleglum, RIP #32 at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (sAmhv)

48 Dumocraps are looking for excuses to deny seating Santos in January. Count on it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

49 The horror ... the horror..

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (yQpMk)

50 41 At this point, I'll take a syphilitic hobo as long as he votes the right way.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 23, 2022 02:53 PM (wNDOJ)

Been there for a loong time.

It's why I don't hold Fetterman's incapacity (or Biden's) against the left, those bastards know what they want

Posted by: havel at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (+EnXD)

51 meanwhile, the guy who screeched at romney "what about your gaffes" is gonna need a bigger boat to deal with Biden, fat.

Posted by: sockamster, full maga retard at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (MLrvz)

52 the website presents with you popups about how access to this pc is blocked because of security reasons along with phone number you need to call to have the machine unlocked.

___

Huh. Let me try, just a minute...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (fs1hN)

53 That was a great X-Files episode.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (yQpMk)
++++
Heh. The typical X-Files episode was much more believable. At least that show portrayed the reality of the government. On that show, every single person in government was a corrupt monster working toward the extinction of man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

54 And the media is super-interested. Wow, can't wait until they hear about Ilhan Omar's first marriage!!!

Oh right, there are only some lies worth investigating.


For the record the FNM thoroughly investigated this one.

They asked Omar and she said it wasn't true. See proof h8ters!

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

55 Congressman Baron von Munchausen is okay by me.

Isn't he one of the ones that always votes by proxy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2022 02:56 PM (Bd6X8)

56 "Almost an "All-American Flankerback," despite only playing briefly on the freshman, non-varsity team."

Don't forget the story of him stealing Michigan's uniforms while playing for Delaware. Delaware never played Michigan.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2022 02:56 PM (qH6FZ)

57 , so Yuferev filed a criminal complaint against Putin with Russia's prosecutor-general and interior minister, and posted the complaint to social media.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Ha ha! You very funny.

Now go to gulag.

Posted by: Stalin at December 23, 2022 02:56 PM (I6B0K)

58 Santo Gold > George Santos

Posted by: fd at December 23, 2022 02:56 PM (iayUP)

59 52 the website presents with you popups about how access to this pc is blocked because of security reasons along with phone number you need to call to have the machine unlocked.

___

Huh. Let me try, just a minute...

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (fs1hN)


It's harmless unless you, you know, call that number.

Posted by: havel at December 23, 2022 02:56 PM (+EnXD)

60 For the record, I never lied about winning a fight against Corn Pop. I said that he developed a strange new respect for me, from one black man and former slave to another.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2022 02:56 PM (EZjf+)

61 He explained that one. It was the Delaware oil rain.

"Delaware Oil Rain" was the basis for Bruce Hornsby's "Mandolin Rain". So Biden wrote a hit song.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 23, 2022 02:57 PM (zm+d5)

62 And Biden continues,,,The rain came. Black Rain.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 23, 2022 02:57 PM (AlSVe)

63 He explained that one. It was the Delaware oil rain.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (t0OGg)


That was a great X-Files episode.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 02:54 PM (yQpMk)



I wonder what Krychek's involvement was in *that* one...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 23, 2022 02:57 PM (ZSK0i)

64 "Yet a college where Santos said he earned a finance degree was unable to find records showing he attended. Several companies where Santos said he worked had no record of him having been an employee."

How did Dem oppo research miss these easy scoops, before the election? Weird.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 23, 2022 02:58 PM (24fqN)

65 Lot of stolen valor politicians.

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 02:58 PM (KLWiP)

66 And somehow none of this came out in opposition research??

Posted by: Elric Blade at December 23, 2022 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

67 >>Republican Congressmen George Santos has been caught lying about his background.

See, this is what happens when you don't pick quality candidates.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do.

--
Mitch "Nothing is More Important Than Ukraine" McConnell

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 23, 2022 02:59 PM (up/3i)

68 >"Delaware Oil Rain" was the basis for Bruce Hornsby's "Mandolin Rain". So Biden wrote a hit song.

Posted by: Ian S.


Nominated for a Grammy
his word as a Biden

Posted by: DB at December 23, 2022 02:59 PM (geLO8)

69 Eh
Christmas weekend is here, be merry.

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (xhxe8)

70 Say what you will, George's cover of Black Magic Woman is the definitive version.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (yQpMk)

71 And the media is super-interested. Wow, can't wait until they hear about Ilhan Omar's first marriage!!!

Ilhan's last name is Nur. She claimed to be part of the Omar family in order to illegally immigrate to the United States.


Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (KCOCK)

72
Just sayin.

Posted by: havel at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM


Thanks for the heads up and disabling the link. There are those that think war is coming and those who know it's already begun.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (enJYY)

73 Still looking for Obama's Columbia school records.

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (KLWiP)

74 Biden's major lies.

Survived a fire, Arrested in civil rights march, Star football player, Once a truck driver, Arrested meeting Mandela, Son killed in Iraq, Overheard mass shooting, Top of his class in college, Hit a 368’ homer in baseball game, Had job at timber co., Drunk driver killed his wife & daughter, Pinned medal on a Navy captain who was just a kid, No knowledge of Hunter's foreign business dealings, Turned down offer from the Naval Academy, His uncle won a Purple Heart, His helicopter in Afghanistan “forced down”, Met Parkland families as vice president, Was once a coal miner, Comes from a family of coal miners, Was shot at in Iraq, Called Milosevic a “war criminal” to his face, Criticized George W. Bush to his face, Participated in sit-ins during civil rights movement, Oil industry somehow gave him cancer, Won a fight against a drug dealer named Cornpop, Dead Amtrak worker awarded him for riding 1.8 million miles, Attended Temple services on a Sunday, Raised in Puerto Rican community, Worked as a college prof, Hiked the Himalayas with ChiCom President Xi, Received full-ride scholarship, Graduated with three degrees, His dad was an earl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (FVME7)

75 So we trade Santos for Biden? Works for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (dO/0d)

76 So where was Santos' opponent?

You'd think that if someone had simply made up his whole biography, that any competent political opponent would have figured that out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2022 03:02 PM (KCOCK)

77 Don't forget ChooChoo Joey, the All-American football player and lifeguard couldn't go to Vietnam "because he had asthma".

Posted by: Bert G at December 23, 2022 03:02 PM (aCgRi)

78 I f*cked a brother and I liked it
The taste of his khat chapstick
I f*cked a brother just to try it
I hope our family don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I f*cked a brother and I liked it
I liked it

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at December 23, 2022 03:02 PM (lc5cP)

79 Let's not forget that obama's uncle single handedly won WW2 and freed all the prisoners at Auschwitz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (dO/0d)

80 I had manly hetero sex with many women that happened to be present for video records of me touching them in all the sort of hetero and manly ways that I've been told men do to females of the species.

Posted by: gay as hell Brokeback Barry at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (0fVbu)

81 Still looking for Obama's Columbia school records.

And I'm still looking for the real killer.

Posted by: Orenthal James at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (Xrfse)

82 Killer Klowns from Outer Space was on comet tv a couple days ago. It was horrid.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (U2p+3)

83 Schiff is still looking for the fake russia gate evidence

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (dO/0d)

84 Santos - Did I say attended college? I meant University of Phoenix.

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 03:04 PM (KLWiP)

85
Well, they let us out early and gave us a day's worth of company scrip down at SaltMine Corp., so my holiday begins now.

Merry Christmas to most of the Horde, and Happy Hanukkah to my fellow weather-controllers. Happy Kwanzaa... well, nobody does that shit anymore, right? For the Zods in the crowd... May the winter bow before you.

I think that covers everything. Happy Holidays to you and yours

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (oINRc)

86
This entire story is suspicious. A New York Republican won a House seat?

But then again a "New York Republican" is what throw weight compared to a "Texas Republican"?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (enJYY)

87 Dementia: It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (zB/T/)

88 Don't forget the story of him stealing Michigan's uniforms while playing for Delaware. Delaware never played Michigan.

Delaware's helmets used to look like Michigan's. Maybe that confusulated him.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (Sv58p)

89 Dem oppo research must have had that Santos stuff a long time ago, but for some reason felt the killshot was better timed after the election? Needs more intrigue to be a full-fledged Op.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (24fqN)

90 Doing this would be even more fun in Oregon, where candidates get space in the county voters pamphlet (for a nominal fee), but where it is a felony to say anything untruthful in your candidate's statement.

Several people over the years have withdrawn their candidacies, rather than be prosecuted.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (KCOCK)

91 ♪ ♫ ♪ Special Military Operation?
What's it good for?
Absolutely NUTHIN'! ♪ ♫ ♪

Posted by: zombie leo tolstoy at December 23, 2022 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)

92 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

AOC was the lone Democrat to vote against the $1.7 trillion omnibus bill

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 03:06 PM (NpAcC)

93 Most definitely didn't rape anybody or shower with his daughter. Nothing like that

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 23, 2022 03:06 PM (ytSiK)

94 We are not seeing Barkys Marxists class grades until he is dead and buried for 50 years

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:06 PM (xhxe8)

95 Since 9/11 my politics have been simplified:
1. Kill terrorists
2. Cut taxes
3. Punch a hippy
(Not original)

Now it's more nuanced:
1. Child molesters
2. Cut my taxes
3. Punch a hippy

Posted by: Regular joe at December 23, 2022 03:07 PM (nnp+f)

96 Listen. One thing you have to get through your heads is Democracy isn't the enemy. I'm not the enemy. When I grew up in a little town you might have heard of called New York City, in the heart of the ghetto, it wasn't easy. It was never easy for a boy like me to get by. My mom worked her fingers to the bone as a Policewoman. Her and her partner Cagney didn't always have it all, but what they had was friendship.

Friendship. Christmas. A time for friends. A time of laughter. A time to live. A time to die. And a time to kill, when some little rat named Jeffrey thinks he can come up behind you and stab you by surprise. Well I showed Jeffrey, boy. I showed the whole neighborhood who was boss. I was the toughest sonofabitch there was and if I learned anything for nineteen years in prison, it's that you don't fuck with me. You. Don't. Fuck. With a Biden.

My mom was a stay at home housewife, she said that that was a full time job. And she took care of us. She could make a sandwich with the best of 'em. I'd get home and I'd say "Mom, make me a sandwich". She knew who was boss, and she didn't question it any more than the dudes in Cell Block A. No one fucked with me. I was the best.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2022 03:07 PM (EZjf+)

97 'Openly Gay' Rep.-Elect George Santos Didn’t Disclose Divorce With Woman
https://is.gd/NN8lUp

I find that I don't care what's the lie and what's the truth about this individual. He is the opposition, whatever he is.

Posted by: No Name Today at December 23, 2022 03:07 PM (vlXMQ)

98 As the meme goes... maybe Corn Pop was a good guy trying to stop the rich white guy from perving on girls at the public pool?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:08 PM (Vwz3I)

99
His dad was an earl

He was the Duke of Earl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2022 03:08 PM (63Dwl)

100 Nominated for a Grammy
his word as a Biden
Posted by: DB

Born in Arizona
and he fought in Babylonia
King Joe

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:08 PM (T4tVD)

101 Chased the neighborhood black with a six-foot chain. Because the longer the chain the less stupid you look trying to swing it.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 23, 2022 03:08 PM (buTO7)

102 "Killer Klowns from Outer Space was on comet tv a couple days ago. It was horrid. "

I love that movie. "What are you gonna do? Knock off my block?"

Posted by: squid at December 23, 2022 03:08 PM (S/NWs)

103 The problem isn't that he made shit up, the problem is that he's Republican and Hispanic.

Posted by: If he was a Biden, different story at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (s2na+)

104 Surely, this guy was a Trump pick, over some incredible dream "conservative" candidate in the primary? And Trump picked him, of course, because of Trump's "ego"? Surely.

It's fun to play clueless never-Trump! Everyone should give it a whirl!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (OTzUX)

105 I've never heard the one about Biden surviving a fire
And the list of Biden lies won't be complete before the end of the day.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)

106 'Openly Gay' Rep.-Elect George Santos Didn’t Disclose Divorce With Woman

Dude. Don't string along a composite woman like that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (ptElO)

107 Christmas weekend is here, be merry.
Posted by: Skip's phone

During the party, everyone was feeling Merry and Joy.

Joy became PO'd and left in a huff.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (qoGsy)

108 "He is the opposition, whatever he is."

Exactly. Oh, he's a Republican, so he's team good? Yeah...no.

Posted by: squid at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (S/NWs)

109 didn't biden also go with kerry on a secret swif boat mission to cambodia?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (kFrCu)

110 His college records don't exist? These people sound like conspiracy theorists. What are the Santos Truthers trying to say and why are they so racist...? A Hispanic can't go to college?

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 03:10 PM (EZjf+)

111 What? He's gay, too?

Then certainly an ego-driven Trump pick, over a bulldozer "conservative" alternative GOP in the primary, right?

I mean, Trump is basically the ramrod wedge of sekshual perversion and such in American politix, right? I mean, that thing at M a L recently, and stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (OTzUX)

112 Killer Klowns from Outer Space was on comet tv a couple days ago. It was horrid.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (U2p+3)


Pretty sure it's perpetually streaming on Tubi and YT for free. I think I watched it in college on the type of drugs I would never touch again - and still didn't like it.

I think that covers everything. Happy Holidays to you and yours
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 03:05 PM (oINRc)


Back at ya.

Had the FedEx guy drop off a package today - kid with spiked mohawk like they used to have in the 70's-early 80's. Yelled "thank you" as he climbed in truck, he yelled back "happy holidays" as he started driving off. I yelled back "Merry Christmas!" He hit the brakes and yelled "Merry Christmas!!!" with a big grin and then took off. Fuck the SJW's, enjoy bitching on Mastodon with your cats.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (zB/T/)

113 didn't biden also go with kerry on a secret swif boat mission to cambodia?
Posted by: gnats local 678


It was a Sniff boat.....

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (T4tVD)

114 From the Washington Examiner
Republicans who voted for the bill are mostly not returning in January. They are Reps. John Katko (R-NY), Chris Jacobs (R-NY), Brian Fitzpatrick (R-PA), Fred Upton (R-MI), Rodney Davis (R-IL), Jaime Herrera Beutler (R-WA), Steve Womack (R-AR), Adam Kinzinger (R-IL), and Liz Cheney (R-WY).

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (NpAcC)

115 re 102: never saw that movie, but really awful movies are often the most entertaining. did you ever see 'plan nine from outer space'?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (kFrCu)

116 I've never heard the one about Biden surviving a fire
And the list of Biden lies won't be complete before the end of the day.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:09 PM (eGTCV)


He and Jill where trapped as their house burned down while they slept. But that pig, he saw that, he jumped out of his stall and climbed up on the woodpile and broke the bedroom window to wake them up.

He's a helluva damn fine pig..

Posted by: Bobby, Bobby Roper at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (yQpMk)

117 didn't biden also go with kerry on a secret swif boat mission to cambodia?
Posted by: gnats local 678

Joe, like Kerry, is the kind of man that would put himself in for a Purple Heart.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (qoGsy)

118 Who the fvck cares if he was married to a woman? I personally know two lesbians that were married to men and had kids with them. They got divorced and married other lesbian women. $hit happens and then you deal with it and get over it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2022 03:11 PM (uNylN)

119 I ran cross country in high school. I was very average. I played lacrosse in college. I was average but worked hard. Played men's hockey after college and was slightly above average.

In case I'm dumb enough to run for office.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2022 03:12 PM (d2bW3)

120 >>>Raised in Puerto Rican community

>Okay, okay, okay!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2022 03:12 PM (geVLo)

121 anyway, i thought being gay was an automatic get out of jail free card.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:12 PM (kFrCu)

122 OT: Uke "Azov battalion" reps visit .... Israel. Declare that Mariupol was their ..... Masada.

No comment possible. Wouldn't know where to even start.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:12 PM (OTzUX)

123 Oh and I coached high school lacrosse for 21 years. I was actually pretty good at that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2022 03:13 PM (d2bW3)

124 At halftime, I would often allow the cheerleaders to stroke my silky blond leg hairs. Ah, glory days...

Posted by: Knute Biden at December 23, 2022 03:13 PM (Xrfse)

125 Didn't Joe say that Bo Biden died in Iraq?

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:14 PM (x3HuE)

126 I yelled back "Merry Christmas!" He hit the brakes and yelled "Merry Christmas!!!" with a big grin and then took off. Fuck the SJW's, enjoy bitching on Mastodon with your cats.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Ran a bunch of errands yesterday - I heard more 'Merry Christmases' than I have heard in years. Don't know what to read into that, if anything, but I like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:14 PM (qoGsy)

127 've never heard the one about Biden surviving a fire

The fire that engulfed his wife's and daughter's car, maybe. He survived it 'cuz he was with the baby-sitter.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 03:14 PM (yZlY6)

128 Getting a nice mug of tea, but the cognac will be opened after dinner

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:14 PM (xhxe8)

129 Surely, this guy was a Trump pick, over some incredible dream "conservative" candidate in the primary? And Trump picked him, of course, because of Trump's "ego"? Surely.
--------------
Yes. Exactly.

And keep on calling me "Shirley".

Posted by: david fwench-goldberg-hayes at December 23, 2022 03:15 PM (Vwz3I)

130 I've never heard the one about Biden surviving a fire
---------

hahahaha, I forgot about that one.

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:15 PM (x3HuE)

131 oh, yeah, daily mail has been on this Santos story for a couple of days now - but my indifference is total and complete!

41 and 38 above pretty much sum it up for me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 23, 2022 03:15 PM (fxj5q)

132 I had a cashier say Merry Christmas to me with a "and fuck you if you don't like it" look on her face.

You would think it defeats the purpose but around these commie parts that woman is my hero.

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 03:15 PM (EZjf+)

133 That klown is both an idiot and hideously uninformed.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:16 PM (eGTCV)

134 >>>The fire that engulfed his wife's and daughter's car, maybe. He survived it 'cuz he was with the baby-sitter.
Posted by: t-bird


Fire in the house, in the kitchen. Barely did any damage according to fire department. Another tall tale

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2022 03:16 PM (d2bW3)

135 I've never heard the one about Biden surviving a fire
-------------
A relatively recent one; and similar to one he also lied about a years earlier too.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:16 PM (Vwz3I)

136 Sundowner does say Bo died of Iraq causes, cut his finger on paper and caught something maybe, but definitely from Iraq

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:16 PM (xhxe8)

137 That list is still horribly incomplete.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2022 03:17 PM (5f91x)

138
During the party, everyone was feeling Merry and Joy.
Joy became PO'd and left in a huff.
Posted by: Tonypete


Merry left in a Subaru.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2022 03:17 PM (63Dwl)

139 "Can we trade this guy for Mitch McConnell?"

Who'd be crazy enough to make that trade?

Posted by: Nemo at December 23, 2022 03:17 PM (S6ArX)

140 anyway, i thought being gay was an automatic get out of jail free card.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:12 PM

Only if you're a leftist.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (Wnv9h)

141 He can go toe to toe with Adam Schiff .
Posted by: runner at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM


Hopefully the outcome isn't neck-and-neck.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

142 Been using the "Merry Christmas" thing this week with strangers, uniformly a smiling "M C" in reply. No courier drivers with mohawks, though. My UPS guy is very cool, always takes a *very* liberal interpretation of the "adult signature required" thing for my cigar deliveries (he just signs for me and puts them behind a plant on the porch).

Years ago my regular UPS driver finally asked me about the long heavy boxes he was delivering every few months. I insisted he come into the garage and witness as I opened up yet another Mosin-Nagan rifle. When I explained the dirt-cheap cost, and the similar cost of the milsurp ammo, he started buying them, too. And we'd shoot the s**t when he made other deliveries, talking about the rifles and our range experiences.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (OTzUX)

143 69 Eh
Christmas weekend is here, be merry.
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 23, 2022 03:00 PM (xhxe

/Looks pissed...

Posted by: Pippin at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (oHd/0)

144 Let's win one for The Grifter!!!

Posted by: Knute Biden at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (Xrfse)

145 I was an above average bar league slo-pitch player.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (qH6FZ)

146 don't forget, bill clinton back around 1991 had like 5 different explanations about how he avoided the viet nam draft

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (kFrCu)

147 Bo Biden died of cancer he got from breathing the fumes from the burning pits in Iraq or Astan, Joe's word as a Biden.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (SYTee)

148 Does Biden's claim to be a devout Catholic count among those lies or is that a different category.?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

149 Ever since Ace sounded the HQ alarm klaxon it seems the Russian agents are everywhere and Russian disinformation is creeping into many threads, and this thread is especially problematic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (sZ8Ea)

150 re 102: never saw that movie, but really awful movies are often the most entertaining. did you ever see 'plan nine from outer space'?
Posted by: gnats local 678

No, I was delayed at a Chinese Restaurant....

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (T4tVD)

151 didn't biden also go with kerry on a secret swif boat mission to cambodia?
----
And threw a grenade into a pile of rice, that's how he got 15 purple hearts.

Posted by: dartist at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (9X/y4)

152 Liz Warren, having her original Indian Corn Pudding receipe on Sunday but not celebrating Christmas because her family ancestors of indigenous people didn't & still don't.
-----
Senator Obama credited the Selma, AL "Bloody Sunday" civil rights march of 1965 with empowering his interracial parents to fall in love. He was born in 1961.

Posted by: Lola - GA is cold, too! at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (Car33)

153 Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (OTzUX)

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (XIJ/X)

154 Ran a bunch of errands yesterday - I heard more 'Merry Christmases' than I have heard in years. Don't know what to read into that, if anything, but I like it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:14 PM (qoGsy)


I think at least where I'm at in CA, they're told to say happy holidays. I always say "Merry Christmas" and so far I've always gotten one back, usually with a smile.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:20 PM (zB/T/)

155 How dare he lie about his background!!

Posted by: Lizzie Pocahontas, sue who dances with powwow chow at December 23, 2022 03:20 PM (+mkOR)

156 Wyatt, did you play adult rec hockey? Occasionally somebody's friend from the Phila area would be visiting DC back when we had an amazing ice time on Saturdays for practice, they'd email or call me to see if they could get on the list.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:20 PM (OTzUX)

157 Took a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without all the Indians.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2022 03:20 PM (u73oe)

158 marvin the martian wouldn't trade his dog for mcconnell.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:20 PM (kFrCu)

159 No, I was delayed at a Chinese Restaurant....
Posted by: JT

"Fra, rah, rah,
Fra, rah, rah. . . ."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:20 PM (qoGsy)

160 The most heart-warming thing that I've seen is people ignoring the Salvation Army bellringers. I haven't seen a single person give them so much as a dime.

ANd I've seen it over and over, almost constantly whenever walk and watch.

Way to go, dumbasses.

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (x3HuE)

161 CBD, Happy Hannukah!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (OTzUX)

162 Teddy Kennedy hurt his neck in a driving mishap, had to wear a neck brace.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (SYTee)

163 Commando Joe and John McCain rescued POWs in Northern Thailand.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (geVLo)

164 149 Ever since Ace sounded the HQ alarm klaxon it seems the Russian agents are everywhere and Russian disinformation is creeping into many threads, and this thread is especially problematic.
____

we should keep in mind that this is exactly the kind of rumor the Russians would want to spread.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (fs1hN)

165 Didn't Joe lie about his grandfather being an All American football player before All Americans were recognized and at a college that didn't have a football program?
Or was that included?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (eGTCV)

166 Way to go, dumbasses.

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (x3HuE)

It still feels funny, but The Salvation Army chose its side, and it is the one across the barricades from my side.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2022 03:22 PM (XIJ/X)

167 Merry Christmas is and always was my default, to everyone, unless they're wearing an obvious symbol of another faith.

This is, popular culture aside, a majority Christian country. Basic greetings during an important Christian holiday is not a bad thing. You are not accepting Jesus as your personal savior when you greet someone. The fact that it ever became socially required to say Happy Holidays is Orwellian doublethink.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 03:22 PM (oINRc)

168 >>> Liz Warren, having her original Indian Corn Pudding receipe on Sunday but not celebrating Christmas because her family ancestors of indigenous people didn't & still don't.
-----
Senator Obama credited the Selma, AL "Bloody Sunday" civil rights march of 1965 with empowering his interracial parents to fall in love. He was born in 1961.


To paraphrase the Chaucer character in A Knight's Tale...

I don't lie... I give the truth SCOPE!

Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2022 03:22 PM (+mkOR)

169 Beau was killed IN Iraq.

Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2022 03:22 PM (TkTTq)

170 You're only allowed to lie your ass off when everyone already knows you lie your ass off.

Can't have liars out fobbing themselves off as regular good decent people. That's just improper.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:22 PM (9UlRk)

171 There it is

"Lost his life in Iraq"

https://youtu.be/98tBhyYWAHY

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:23 PM (x3HuE)

172 Teddy Kennedy hurt his neck in a driving mishap, had to wear a neck brace.
Posted by: davidt

How entitled does one have to be to not report an accident when your passenger is trapped in the car for what - 8-10 hours?

How's hell Teddy?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:23 PM (qoGsy)

173
don we now our gay apparel.
Fa la laaaaa, fa la laaaaa,
oh, you Brute!

Posted by: Lindsay G. at December 23, 2022 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)

174 80 I had manly hetero sex with many women that happened to be present for video records of me touching them in all the sort of hetero and manly ways that I've been told men do to females of the species.
Posted by: gay as hell Brokeback Barry at December 23, 2022 03:03 PM (0fVbu)


Give me back that script! I had that written for ME!

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 23, 2022 03:23 PM (PiwSw)

175 This post has all the classic hallmarks of Russian disinformation.

Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2022 03:23 PM (TkTTq)

176 And we'd shoot the s**t when he made other deliveries, talking about the rifles and our range experiences.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:18 PM (OTzUX)


My UPS driver is very cool, I don't often get FedEx but always seem to have the same drivers, which is a change from when I lived in Silicon Valley. I make sure to treat these guys good - offer a bottle of cold water on hot days and treat them like human beings. Goes a long way when it comes to getting or not getting deliveries, especially when sigs are involved. Last thing I want is $500 worth of red wine having to sit on a truck over a 3 day weekend in July.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (zB/T/)

177 The most heart-warming thing that I've seen is people ignoring the Salvation Army bellringers. I haven't seen a single person give them so much as a dime.

ANd I've seen it over and over, almost constantly whenever walk and watch.

Way to go, dumbasses.
Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (x3HuE)
++++
I'm one of them. The number of charities to which I would donate had been shrinking for many years until it reached just one organization: the Salvation Army. I would still give to them, and gave generously. I might have cut the number of organizations I supported, but not the amount. I now have zero, and the amount I contribute is zero.

Any outfit with a social justice division gets nothing from me. Not so much as one thin dime. Any outfit with top-heavy management gets nothing from me. Organizations with both are the worst of the bunch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (t0OGg)

178 The most heart-warming thing that I've seen is people ignoring the Salvation Army bellringers. I haven't seen a single person give them so much as a dime.


They took such a beating here last year that they seem to have given up. Literally the only kettle I have seen has been at the Walmart. None anywhere else.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (yQpMk)

179 The Salvation Army thing was especially nauseating. I had the occasion to deal with them in their international humanitarian work, and they were superstars. Meaning I'd be pushing them to *add* to their budget for a given project - their overhead was extremely low (volunteers, and true giving servant mindset in the organization). They'd take on some of the hardest jobs in the most heart-wrenching situations (orphanages suddenly cut off from government support in former Soviet republics, for example).

And then, joining the stupid racist mob as it marched through the institutions. Sickening.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (OTzUX)

180 This entire story is suspicious. A New York Republican won a House seat?

But then again a "New York Republican" is what throw weight compared to a "Texas Republican"?

Well, Eye Patch McCain is a Texas Republican so....

Posted by: Alan Bordillion Traherne at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (bW3p6)

181 Way to go, dumbasses.

---------

It still feels funny, but The Salvation Army chose its side, and it is the one across the barricades from my side.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
--------------

Same here. And it's crazy to know that they did that, and why. And then doubled down on it and pretended it didn't happen.

I'd love to see their donation numbers trend through this year. I'm guessing racist white people were 90-95% of their donations.

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (x3HuE)

182 How can any aware being not realize Senile doesn't have any acquaintance with the truth?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (eGTCV)

183 Pitch Meeting, Avatar, Way of Water:

https://youtu.be/eJBPO76TGUQ

Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (wtpA4)

184 The most heart-warming thing that I've seen is people ignoring the Salvation Army bellringers.

I've noticed that too. I find it sad, rather than heart-warming. I used to support their cause with both my time and my money. As you've indicated, they brought this on themselves. Very unfortunate that wokeness now trumps people in need.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (Xrfse)

185 I literally forgot that the Salvation army was a thing. Haven't seen a single one this year yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (9UlRk)

186 "Well, Eye Patch McCain is a Texas Republican so.... "

Oof. That one was below the belt. I approve. Be better, Texas.

Posted by: squid at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (S/NWs)

187 >>> anyway, i thought being gay was an automatic get out of jail free card. Posted by: gnats local 678 at December 23, 2022 03:12 PM

Kevin Spacey botched the gay sympathy play... but usually yes.

Posted by: LizLem at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (+mkOR)

188 Ever since Ace sounded the HQ alarm klaxon it seems the Russian agents are everywhere and Russian disinformation is creeping into many threads, and this thread is especially problematic.

We are everywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0WKRSkXFY4

Posted by: Proud Patriotic Americanski! Truly! at December 23, 2022 03:26 PM (KCOCK)

189 Fire in the house, in the kitchen. Barely did any damage according to fire department.

Oh, I'd forgotten about that one. He just can't help himself, can he?

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 03:26 PM (CaJIi)

190 But then again a "New York Republican" is what throw weight compared to a "Texas Republican"?

That's a subject I'd prefer be not discussed.

Posted by: John Cornyn (RINO-TX) at December 23, 2022 03:26 PM (a3Q+t)

191 I always liked his lie about his dad explaining that 2 guys kissing each other in downtown Wilmington in the 1950’s was because they loved each other. Joe Sr. was so far ahead of everyone else.

Posted by: x at December 23, 2022 03:26 PM (HSFdH)

192
Alright wind. You brought the cold. Now sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 23, 2022 03:26 PM (enJYY)

193 Or that POS Blumenthal repeatedly saying he'd served "IN Vietnam"...

Posted by: Zek at December 23, 2022 03:26 PM (5FPX4)

194 I also had an above average city league basketball career that came to a tragic end when I didn't feel like playing anymore.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2022 03:27 PM (qH6FZ)

195 Maybe if he claimed he was a Cherokee who went to Baruch College. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2022 03:27 PM (lf83v)

196 >>>Wyatt, did you play adult rec hockey?


I did for about ten years. Best moment was Mrs Earp yelling at me playing with a fractured foot. It was playoffs!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2022 03:27 PM (d2bW3)

197 Santos is Gay. He will be OK

Posted by: Corky at December 23, 2022 03:27 PM (Cw0fX)

198 The Salvation Army thing was especially nauseating. I had the occasion to deal with them in their international humanitarian work, and they were superstars. ...
Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:24 PM (OTzUX)
++++
I saw them at work in this country in disaster areas. They did great work and got the job done while other outfits like the United Way and the Red Cross put up the loudest signs and did what appeared to be minimal actual work.

Most of the organization is probably still that way, but they have a "social justice commission" that wants to destroy not only me personally, but everything I believe in. The rank-and-file might still be fine and I suspect they probably are, but the fish rots from the head and I will give them nothing anymore. I fully understand that if enough people are like me then a once-great organization will perish. So be it. Such are the wages of leftist infiltration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

199 The media hasn't reported on Brandon's serial fabulism. So like small children, they don't believe it's true. 🤡

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (82U+n)

200 Santos is a one termer though

Posted by: Corky at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (Cw0fX)

201 Hot Sauce!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (SYTee)

202 Some jackass with a bell doesn't have a state monopoly on charity. You're never a bad person for not giving money to a bunch of bastards. There are plenty of other ways in this world to be kind and generous besides feeling gulled and guilted into throwing money into a bucket because everyone else is watching.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (9UlRk)

203 @160 - cool!
I haven't even seen a bell-ringer this year, which is even better, and I saw in the LaCrosse newspaper that their fundraising is way, way lower than previous years; just the statement, no explanation.
LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (fxj5q)

204 Santos is Gay. He will be OK
Posted by: Corky at December 23, 2022 03

Sheer poetry.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (eGTCV)

205 I've noticed that too. I find it sad, rather than heart-warming. I used to support their cause with both my time and my money. As you've indicated, they brought this on themselves. Very unfortunate that wokeness now trumps people in need.

Posted by: Notorious BFD
--------------

I doubt the same people have given any less, only given in different ways.

Places like Baptist Children's Home probably saw a lot more money coming in because of SA's stupidity, and that's a good thing.

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (x3HuE)

206 The most heart-warming thing that I've seen is people ignoring the Salvation Army bellringers.

I've noticed that too. I find it sad, rather than heart-warming. I used to support their cause with both my time and my money. As you've indicated, they brought this on themselves. Very unfortunate that wokeness now trumps people in need.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (Xrfse)


Breaks my heart. I was a huge Salvation Army supporter for decades. They're the only ones that did shit. Very sorry they were infiltrated at the top levels, some that work there still try to do good. One thing I noticed this year - although I am in a new town - is I haven't seen a single bell ringer. I imagine this has really affected the people they used to rely on the most this time of year.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (zB/T/)

207 Sponge Biden Skid Pants, committed Plagarism in 1988.

F the MSM

Posted by: Corky at December 23, 2022 03:29 PM (Cw0fX)

208 I served with Dick Blumenthal in Vietnam, and I graduated with three degrees, just like Joe Biden. I'm also Native American, just like Elizabeth Warren. Take that, racists.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 23, 2022 03:29 PM (VDbGO)

209 What Joe Mannix Johnson just said. It's so infuriating and depressing.

And on the actual topic, I know I've said it many times before, but Biden is one of the dumbest, most repugnant (in every respect) public figures in the country, has been for decades. He was an object of ridicule from the moment he hit DC (I witnessed a stellar example while a young nobody staffer at a snobbish DC institution in the early 80s).

There's a reason he never got past IA in the primaries.

And this absolutely ridiculous, stupid, foul (and during his VP stint the most corrupt senior official since the 19th century) being elected - over the most effective and successful (where that means something, policy results) president in generations ..... will never view the country the same again. Of course there were already some serious hits in that area - Obama being nominated, elected, and re-elected was almost as stunning.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:29 PM (OTzUX)

210 the website presents with you popups about how access to this pc is blocked because of security reasons along with phone number you need to call to have the machine unlocked.

Just sayin.
Posted by: havel at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (+EnXD)

Anyone else think that Google is Mobying the HQ by having their adservers serve up the skeeviest, most disgusting ads possible?
King Harv's coffee is the only ad that is not outright disgusting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 03:29 PM (tkR6S)

211 The New York Times is reporting that SOMEONE LIED.

The New York Times.

Accuses.

Someone.

Of Lying.

That is rich.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2022 03:29 PM (lf83v)

212 Such are the wages of leftist infiltration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (t0OGg)

It don't matter how nice the rank and file are when the people in charge of them are rank and vile.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:30 PM (9UlRk)

213 It don't matter how nice the rank and file are when the people in charge of them are rank and vile.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:30 PM (9UlRk)
++++
Heh. I like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (t0OGg)

214 Breaks my heart. I was a huge Salvation Army supporter for decades. They're the only ones that did shit. Very sorry they were infiltrated at the top levels, some that work there still try to do good. One thing I noticed this year - although I am in a new town - is I haven't seen a single bell ringer. I imagine this has really affected the people they used to rely on the most this time of year.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:28 PM (zB/T/)
----------------

whig can explain it better (an understatement if there ever was one), but he pointed out that they're after the big corporate money now. Standing in front of Walmart is for suckers.

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (x3HuE)

215 Didn't inherit a secure border from Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (82U+n)

216 >>The New York Times.

Accuses.

Someone.

Of Lying.

>That is rich.


I'll allow it.

Posted by: Phillip Glass at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (5f91x)

217 When will the left start revealing that certain:gay" politicians are actually heterosexual?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (eGTCV)

218 Some jackass with a bell doesn't have a state monopoly on charity.

Some of those "jackasses with a bell" are recovering alcoholics or addicts who are expressing their gratitude for a new life. Trust me on that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (Xrfse)

219 Christmas weekend is here, be merry.

****

bah fuckbug

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (VTu1l)

220 "That's CONGRESSMAN Lying-shitbag to you, New York Times."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (lf83v)

221 Miss Lindsay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ezf9v02yO0

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (8lcHJ)

222 Sundowner's brain is mush, nothing he says is the truth

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (xhxe8)

223 183 Pitch Meeting, Avatar, Way of Water:

https://youtu.be/eJBPO76TGUQ
Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (wtpA4)

Money quote:

"This guy fricking hates when sea vessels float as intended."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

224 Hey sock rat eez....

I just ordered a bunch of crap from varsteleke. That site is awesome.

You bastard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (9UlRk)

225 Some of those "jackasses with a bell" are recovering alcoholics or addicts who are expressing their gratitude for a new life. Trust me on that.
------------------------

"Unless they're willing to be gay for a black guy gangbang, we aren't interested!"
- Salvation Army 2020

Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (x3HuE)

226 217 When will the left start revealing that certain:gay" politicians are actually heterosexual?
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:31 PM (eGTCV)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Cory Booker at December 23, 2022 03:32 PM (PiwSw)

227 Thanks for the info on Salvation Army. Had no idea. Gave a ringer $5 bucks the other day. Probably bought a 40

Posted by: Corky at December 23, 2022 03:33 PM (Cw0fX)

228 >>> Ever since Ace sounded the HQ alarm klaxon it seems the Russian agents are everywhere and Russian disinformation is creeping into many threads, and this thread is especially problematic.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 23, 2022 03:19 PM (sZ8Ea)


Anna Chapman has not yet tried to ply her craft upon me yet but I am ever vigilant. I will not be broken.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 03:33 PM (0fVbu)

229 Pitch Meeting, Avatar, Way of Water:

https://youtu.be/eJBPO76TGUQ
Posted by: Sharkman at December 23, 2022 03:25 PM (wtpA4)


Been waiting for that! Not wishing Avatar 2 to bomb, but I'll definitely be more than happy to piss on Disney's grave. $2B to break even? Bwahahaha. I'm guessing they'll get close to that at the end of the day, but not so sure the story will be compelling enough to bring people back for 2 more. Needed an actual script and a cliffhanger, none of which are apparently there. And now I see that Cameron is in talks for a Terminator reboot? Make it stop.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 23, 2022 03:34 PM (zB/T/)

230 And I went to school with. . . uhhh. . . Morgan Fairchild.

Yeaaaahhh.

That's the ticket. Morgan Fairchild

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at December 23, 2022 03:34 PM (lf83v)

231 One thing I noticed this year - although I am in a new town - is I haven't seen a single bell ringer.

*********

Still see them here, though not for much longer, as every time I pass by I give them the finger and yell quite loudly, sorry I dont give money to woke fuckballs, you ass punching pedo shitstains

I think theyre high on weed though because it never seems like they heard me

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 23, 2022 03:34 PM (VTu1l)

232 That Biden guy is the GOAT.

Posted by: Joe Isuzu at December 23, 2022 03:35 PM (5f91x)

233 I don't give at all anymore to any large charitable organization. We give big though to small, local outfits that truly help folks in need. There are two diners nearby that will feed anyone that walks in, paying customers or not. I slide them extra whenever I can. Same for a mechanic - sometimes, he'll quote a repair for a customer's beater that couldn't possibly cover the true cost. He gets extra cash from us too. I know those $$ get to where they do good.

The only nice thing I can say about the Red Cross is their service to emergency contact servicemembers concerning deaths in the family is first rate.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 03:36 PM (qoGsy)

234 Wyatt, I missed my opportunity, on work trip to a city with famous BBQ, of having some of it with my counterparts after business was done. Had to fly back to DC - playoffs! We had an informal "award" on my team for the guy who traveled the furthest/went to the most effort to be around and not miss a game. Lots of guys traveled for work and meticulously scheduled their work travel around the team schedule.

I would have won the all-time award one year when I scheduled a trip to include our game, during a 36-hour gap between two international trips. Returned from Brazil on a fun trip, was slated to take off to the Middle East for work the next evening. But the ME trip got moved up and I missed the game. Dammit.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:36 PM (OTzUX)

235 Due to Salvation Army's embrace of Marxism and evil, my donations have gone to Samaritan's Purse, Voice of the Martyrs, and Open Doors USA. I do feel bad about what happened to SA. I did support them for years.

Posted by: Puddleglum, RIP #32 at December 23, 2022 03:36 PM (sAmhv)

236 LOL, always glad to be helpful!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 23, 2022 03:36 PM (fxj5q)

237 CBD @ 166-
The Salvation Army got even less divisions than Pope Francis.

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2022 03:36 PM (z3WCn)

238 One thing I noticed this year - although I am in a new town - is I haven't seen a single bell ringer.
_________

Salvation Army took it in the shorts with their woke shit this year. No one is volunteering.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2022 03:36 PM (lf83v)

239 Has Biden ever been challenged about his fabulisms? He was caught plagiarizing a speech but anything else?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:37 PM (eGTCV)

240 Well, this has gotten a wee bit ugly. Guess I'll mosey on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2022 03:37 PM (Xrfse)

241 Sorry, Christmas is cancelled: https://bit.ly/3WE4RaJ

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2022 03:38 PM (Bd6X8)

242 Donbass Girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eE-h-YQ5ko

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 23, 2022 03:38 PM (8lcHJ)

243 Has Biden ever been challenged about his fabulisms? He was caught plagiarizing a speech but anything else?
__________

No, because if he can speak 3 out 5 words that we can understand, then that alone is cause for celebration with the media. Veracity is a non-starter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2022 03:39 PM (lf83v)

244 Wife made chocolate chip biscotti, very good

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:39 PM (xhxe8)

245 > Merry Christmas is and always was my default....
___________

We were at a Walmart grocery store a couple days ago and an employee passed us as we were leaving and said "Merry Christmas."

Out here in the sticks you'll hear that sort of thing a lot.

The other one is "have a blessed day."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2022 03:40 PM (Q4IgG)

246 Wife made chocolate chip biscotti, very good
Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:39 PM (xhxe
++++
I first read that as "chocolate chip bison" and figured that the evaluation could not possibly be true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:40 PM (t0OGg)

247 Well, Donbass girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 23, 2022 03:41 PM (fs1hN)

248 Has Biden's decency made an appearance yet?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 03:41 PM (eGTCV)

249 I first read that as "chocolate chip bison" and figured that the evaluation could not possibly be true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:40 PM (t0OGg)


Pretty sure that's in the "Pow Wow Chow" cookbook...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 23, 2022 03:41 PM (PiwSw)

250 Wife made chocolate chip biscotti, very good
Posted by: Skip
____________

She's a keeper!

Merry Christmas to you both.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 23, 2022 03:42 PM (lf83v)

251 Boobs Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW5ggG-GGmw

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 23, 2022 03:42 PM (8lcHJ)

252 We were at a Walmart grocery store a couple days ago and an employee passed us as we were leaving and said "Merry Christmas."
Out here in the sticks you'll hear that sort of thing a lot.
The other one is "have a blessed day."
Posted by: Martini Farmer
---------------

Even little kids notice that people pretend to hate Christmas / religion / America / whatever but still demand the time off.

"Winter break" my ass.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 23, 2022 03:42 PM (HQPbJ)

253 Native Americans just can't get enough mayonnaise in their diets....

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 23, 2022 03:43 PM (VDbGO)

254 Donbass Girls.
-------

I was really hoping this was a Pet Shop Boys knock-off joke.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 23, 2022 03:44 PM (HQPbJ)

255 Donbass Girls.

I wasn't expecting so much sound out of those two. Pretty rousing song.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 03:44 PM (CaJIi)

256 The most heart-warming thing that I've seen is people ignoring the Salvation Army bellringers. I haven't seen a single person give them so much as a dime.

ANd I've seen it over and over, almost constantly whenever walk and watch.

Way to go, dumbasses.
Posted by: Press Juan for English at December 23, 2022 03:21 PM (x3HuE)

I was at WalMart earlier today. Ignored the Sally Ann bell ringers, but the Apache Junction Mounted Rangers were there, on horseback yet, soliciting for some project to help the poor folks in town. Checked my wallet, no singles. What the heck, it's Christmas. Dropped a 20 in the jar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 03:44 PM (tkR6S)

257 AOP, nice! Love the idea of mounted volunteers at a store doing the fund-raising thing. Amurikka, f**k yeah!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:45 PM (OTzUX)

258 I like Dumbass Girls.

Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellense at December 23, 2022 03:45 PM (lf83v)

259 Wait... you're telling me that a politician, a politician lied??? INCONCEIVABLE!!!


That's the ticket. Morgan Fairchild
Posted by: Jon Lovitz


But have you seen her naked?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 23, 2022 03:46 PM (0hOvj)

260 Oh, yeah. I forgot to say "Urrr. . . "

Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellense at December 23, 2022 03:46 PM (lf83v)

261 Wife made chocolate chip biscotti, very good
Posted by: Skip
____________

She's a keeper!

Merry Christmas to you both.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:47 PM (T4tVD)

262 What's wrong with lying about your history? It's not as if he finger raped anyone. Sheesh

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2022 03:47 PM (a5c5i)

263 Urrr. . .

Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellense at December 23, 2022 03:47 PM (lf83v)

264 There's a COLD wind blowin' out thar !

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:47 PM (T4tVD)

265 So if you think about the story in the content, the main salient fact of the story is: "Journalists can't find information".

Not exactly enough to rake a guy over the coals for, is it?

Give it two days and that college will probably confirm that he actually did attend.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 23, 2022 03:47 PM (9UlRk)

266 Daughter is making Latkas (and bacon) at her Grandmother's house, so I have to venture out into the storm now. It's only 3 doors down the street though.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 23, 2022 03:48 PM (8lcHJ)

267 You can tell which months Readers Digest he's reading by what lie he tells. This month - Meet the Duo Joe and Doctor Dr. Jill Who Spend Their Free Time Cleaning Up the Graves of Fallen Soldiers

Posted by: Jimco Industries at December 23, 2022 03:48 PM (buTO7)

268 Donbass Girls.


They leave the West behind..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 03:48 PM (yQpMk)

269 I'm a natural born U.S. citizen

Posted by: Obozo the Magnificent at December 23, 2022 03:49 PM (gmo/4)

270 A little ozone for Christmas!! Troll was quickly zapped. Heh!

Posted by: Puddleglum, RIP #32 at December 23, 2022 03:49 PM (sAmhv)

271 I was at WalMart earlier today. Ignored the Sally Ann bell ringers, but the Apache Junction Mounted Rangers were there, on horseback yet, soliciting for some project to help the poor folks in town. Checked my wallet, no singles. What the heck, it's Christmas. Dropped a 20 in the jar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Did they have a sign "Don't eat the road apples ?"

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:49 PM (T4tVD)

272 Posted by: The ARC of History!
-----
Ha ha! You very funny.
Now go to gulag.
Posted by: Stalin

*affects heavy vodka slurring accent*
in former usa, gulag come to you

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2022 03:50 PM (3CCua)

273 >[>I would have won the all-time award one year when I scheduled a trip to include our game, during a 36-hour gap between two international trips. Returned from Brazil on a fun trip, was slated to take off to the Middle East for work the next evening. But the ME trip got moved up and I missed the game. Dammit.
Posted by: rhomboid


That's epic! I love the game. My three sons and daughter love playing street hockey outside.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 23, 2022 03:51 PM (d2bW3)

274 I am SHOCKED that the FNM did not investigate Santos before Nov. Usually they ignore Rs in the primaries, or perhaps inflate some minor infraction that every Pol does to hurt the stronger candidate, but then air every bit of dirt on the R before the general election. They must have thought they didn't have to worry about Santos winning plus the young journalists are lazy.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 23, 2022 03:51 PM (3cGpq)

275 Urrr. . .
Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellense

Didja decorate yer LUMP ?

Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 03:51 PM (T4tVD)

276 I guess it's official now...

@disclosetv · 1h
JUST IN - House passes $1.7 TRILLION omnibus govt spending bill.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)

277 Fried ham and potatoes, with onions, topped with sharp cheddar and being washed down with hot black coffee.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 03:52 PM (SYTee)

278 There's a COLD wind blowin' out thar !

Finally reached below zero on the windchill, but I don't know about that. Below zero only hurts this bad if it's windy. But time for another round out there...

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 03:52 PM (CaJIi)

279

James Cameron may not be gay but he has been known to enthusiastically sip a penis after it's been pulled out of his butthole...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at December 23, 2022 03:53 PM (aNDWz)

280 Daughter is making Latkas (and bacon) at her Grandmother's house, so I have to venture out into the storm now. It's only 3 doors down the street though.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at December 23, 2022 03:48 PM (8lcHJ)


I have a recipe for latka that I am finally dialing in, I think the trick was to rinse the shredded potatoes, and I suspect using waxier potatoes keep the shreds from dissolving.

My other recipe is potato lefse and I still don't have that one working

Posted by: Kindltot at December 23, 2022 03:53 PM (xhaym)

281 JUST IN - House passes $1.7 TRILLION omnibus govt spending bill.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)

——————

There’s no time to read it. They have to get home for Christmas!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 23, 2022 03:53 PM (u73oe)

282 He said, I don't know man, ah she kinda funny and all. I said, I know, everybody funny, now you funny too.

Posted by: George Thorogood at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

283 affects heavy vodka slurring accent*
in former usa, gulag come to you


Yuferev had better be careful that he doesn't fall out of any windows, or down any flights of stairs.

Posted by: Proud Patriotic Americanski! Truly! at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (KCOCK)

284 Ronna on Newsmax claiming Lake was a bad candidate because she insulted the "McCain" voters.

This was an argument used by the defense in the lake/hobbs trial yesterday. They claimed low voter turnout for Lake might be explained by her "taking knife to the McCain voter that otherwise might have voted for her."

Posted by: Fool Otto at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (DB16e)

285 #276 ... on its way to Biden to be signed into law.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)

286 Heh I don't know what if anything can be done but I clicked on one of the clickbait ads at the lefthand side of the page (what flight attendants can tell about you the moment you walk on a plane [sue me lol]) and was brought to this link (I added spaces so that it won't work as is)

https://dolphin-app-zn9uv.ondigitalocean.app/ werrx01/ ?phone=+1-805-952-8023&

the website presents with you popups about how access to this pc is blocked because of security reasons along with phone number you need to call to have the machine unlocked.

Just sayin.
Posted by: havel at December 23, 2022 02:52 PM (+EnXD)

AdBlock Plus is your friend.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy Now With Twice The Crazy at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (Zvtjl)

287 Remember the Democrats all during DJT'S years swore he was lying every breath he spoke.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (xhxe8)

288 #276 ... on its way to Biden's autopen to be signed into law.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
Fixed for accuracy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

289 He was an object of ridicule from the moment he hit DC (I witnessed a stellar example while a young nobody staffer at a snobbish DC institution in the early 80s).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 23, 2022 03:29 PM (OTzUX)

Do tell!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (nC+QA)

290 279

James Cameron may not be gay but he has been known to enthusiastically sip a penis after it's been pulled out of his butthole...
Posted by: Dirty Frank



He's not gay. He just enjoys a good pegging from his current wife now and then.

Posted by: Puddleglum, RIP #32 at December 23, 2022 03:55 PM (sAmhv)

291 Been below zero, without the wind chill, for a couple of days now.

Supposed to continue through Monday.

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 03:55 PM (SYTee)

292 #276 ... on its way to Biden to be signed into law.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:54 PM (Vwz3I)


Today was a formality. There was no way the Democrats were not going to vote to control the spending in the next Congress.

The real vote was last Tuesday in the Senate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 23, 2022 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

293 Sheesh! Just saw some broad hoofing it down the sidewalk across the street with a blue face diaper on her mug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 03:56 PM (tkR6S)

294 My local Hobby Lobby has a bell ringer who appears very cognitively challenged. And locally owned grocery store has them also. Feel bad for the Hobby Lobby one. She is very unlikely to have any idea of the upper management wokesters. Her caregivers likely just drop her off.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 23, 2022 03:56 PM (/1teD)

295 AdBlock Plus is your friend.
-------

Ad Nauseum

It blocks you seeing the ads *AND* clicks all the ads, so the payout is there and it obfuscates everything, making any actual information about what you look at and click completely worthless.

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 23, 2022 03:57 PM (HQPbJ)

296 >>Been below zero, without the wind chill, for a couple of days now.


Amazing how -25 makes -4 feel downright balmy!

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2022 03:57 PM (5f91x)

297 We were at a Walmart grocery store a couple days ago and an employee passed us as we were leaving and said "Merry Christmas."
Out here in the sticks you'll hear that sort of thing a lot.
The other one is "have a blessed day."


I got told "Bless your heart" a lot. Usually right after speaking my mind.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2022 03:58 PM (Bd6X8)

298 Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 03:52 PM (Vwz3I)

Senate will do it on Christmas Eve as predicted won't they

Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 03:58 PM (EZjf+)

299 I'm getting a chuckle out of this Republican Congressmen George Santos deal. Apparently no one did even the most cursory examination of his background story before the election.

We're living in clown world, folks. I'm convinced that most of the people in charge of pretty much everything are idiots. I'm not someone who goes through life always thinking he's the smartest person in the room, I'm happy to occasionally not be the dumbest person in the room, but look around you.

Is there a single competent person in any position in the Biden mal-administration? I can't think of one. It's dumbasses all the way down.

Posted by: a.moron at December 23, 2022 03:59 PM (F6Xpw)

300 Uh-oh, garret replied to me using the word, "Balmy."

Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 04:00 PM (SYTee)

301 As soon as a Uniparty Senate passed it you had to know the Democrat run Congress would and Sundowner couldn't sign that garbage fast enough. Saw on Republican Congressman had a list of the money going to Leftists organizations

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 04:00 PM (xhxe8)

302 Baby it's cold outside

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 04:00 PM (KLWiP)

303 Baby it's cold outside
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 04:00 PM


Windy af up here, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 04:01 PM (Wnv9h)

304 Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 04:00 PM (xhxe

Seven usual suspects and one surprise vote.

Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 04:02 PM (KLWiP)

305 Is there a single competent person in any position in the Biden mal-administration? I can't think of one. It's dumbasses all the way down.
Posted by: a.moron at December 23, 2022 03:59 PM (F6Xpw)
----
No, and there hasn't been for a while.

Even in Trump's administration, can you point to an appointed or elected official that you felt like, "Damn, that dude/broad is competent as FUCCCCK."

Obama, same. Bush, Same.

I worked in the swamp for a few years. The thing you learn very quickly is that most of the "principals" are highly unimpressive people. A few stand out on both ends, but most of them are dim bulbs.

Posted by: ballistic at December 23, 2022 04:03 PM (oXNqT)

306 As soon as a Uniparty Senate passed it you had to know the Democrat run Congress would and Sundowner couldn't sign that garbage fast enough. Saw on Republican Congressman had a list of the money going to Leftists organizations
Posted by: Skip
------------

Mitch wanted it passed ASAP, too. For the same reasons.

Calls hamstringing the Republican House for a year a victory for Republicans.

https://tinyurl.com/2fa389av

Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 23, 2022 04:03 PM (HQPbJ)

307 Mitch wanted it passed ASAP, too. For the same reasons.

Calls hamstringing the Republican House for a year a victory for Republicans.

https://tinyurl.com/2fa389av
Posted by: Press Juan For English at December 23, 2022 04:03 PM


Mitch is asshoe. This is a Known Thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 04:04 PM (Wnv9h)

308 We were at a Walmart grocery store a couple days ago and an employee passed us as we were leaving and said "Merry Christmas."
Out here in the sticks you'll hear that sort of thing a lot.
The other one is "have a blessed day."

I got told "Bless your heart" a lot. Usually right after speaking my mind.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

i've started telling my cow-orkers 'Merry Christmas'. no complaints so far. of course, being a technical fellow is probably as close as it gets to having job security in the MIC company i work for. they know good and well i can be employed overnight with the competition

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2022 04:05 PM (3CCua)

309 Malarchy: poor rule.

Biden's campaign slogan of "No Malarkey" was an open-faced lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 04:05 PM (t0OGg)

310 We haz a Disney NOOD

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2022 04:05 PM (xhxe8)

311 Uh-oh, garret replied to me using the word, "Balmy."
Posted by: davidt

did he recommend any crocks colors to you?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2022 04:06 PM (3CCua)

312 Sometime along the way Bogus Biden drove a semi, too.

I have not seen any bell ringers this season either.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 23, 2022 04:07 PM (hlSun)

313 Me going outside to get the garbage cans...

https://twitter.com/BullandBaird/status/
1606316597039226882

https://tinyurl.com/ycxdj94f

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 04:07 PM (Vwz3I)

314 Heh. The typical X-Files episode was much more believable. At least that show portrayed the reality of the government. On that show, every single person in government was a corrupt monster working toward the extinction of man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

---------------

Yeah, imagine an X-Files episode where the government experiments on kids and pumps them full of drugs and does surgery on them to turn boys into girls and girls into boys.

It'd make the WV "inbred" episode look lighthearted.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 23, 2022 04:10 PM (cMXNt)

315 Trying to find out what's up withe the Romneys and the drug Cartels (nothing yet) I found this:

Geronimo’s wife, mother and three young children were killed by Mexican troops in a massacre in 1858, just outside the next village on our route, Janos. The enraged Geronimo then launched what would become a 30-year guerrilla campaign against the authorities on both sides of the border.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 23, 2022 04:12 PM (3XdZI)

316 I worked in the swamp for a few years. The thing you learn very quickly is that most of the "principals" are highly unimpressive people. A few stand out on both ends, but most of them are dim bulbs.
Posted by: ballistic at December 23, 2022 04:03 PM (oXNqT)

----------

Pompeo, Grennell, and Mnunchin. Carson was probably the most impressive person to inhabit the Federal government but didn't seem to be much of an HHS secretary.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at December 23, 2022 04:14 PM (cMXNt)

317 If the material reported in U.S. News is true, his entire adult life is a fabrication.

Posted by: Art Deco at December 23, 2022 04:25 PM (1BrBu)

318 In fairness to Joe, his story about holding back the Billion dollars in aid to Ukraine if they didn't fire the prosecutor who was investigating Hunter and Burisma was absolutely true.

But for some reason nobody in the MSM believes him.

Posted by: boatbuilder at December 23, 2022 04:51 PM (3Q9Th)

319 Temp now 6.8 deg., dropping, windy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at December 23, 2022 04:53 PM (5CUJ1)

320 385 383 Based on Ace's post last night stating he's done with the GOP, either this blog goes defunct or a whole new base of action-minded readers is required. I for one am looking forward to seeing the current crop of Instapanzy keyboard warriors and purpled-pilled GOPer handwringers forced out. Alas, I'm betting the "I'm done with the GOP" is a hollow threat and the smart military COBs with their milquetoast ELCA potluck politics and sensibilities remain king. It's becoming conceivable that Instapanzy, AOS, Althouse etc... are shadow-funded operations to not only keep tabs on conservatives but more importantly offer a cathartic outlet that provides a sports-like fan following for conservatives to blow off steam and reduce the possibility of mass uprising. If you keyboard warrior COBs took just 10% of the time you waste cruising the "conservative" political internet venting and bloviating in your echo chamber clubs and instead walked out to the street with a sign and protested we'd be living in an entirely different America.

Posted by: MikeNew at December 23, 2022 05:47 PM (HSlW8)

321 378 Ha! I've been here since 2006 under a variety of different names. I've been banned and praised. No one knows me and I know no one. You see, I'm different than the vast majority of you. I'm real. I don't think interacting via an online blog is social interaction. It's fake. People who think they have friends and compatriots online are deluded and live in a fake world. GOPer are failures because they won't interact with the world - they hire proxies and contrive fake worlds to live in because they're at heart frightened people. The only reason a person should interact online is to drive action and change. Civil discourse is impossible. Civil discourse can only happen in reality where the threat of a punch to the face exists. Online discourse can only be used for shaming to drive change. Conservatives are a very frightened people. Frighten people are susceptible to shame. I troll to drive change.

Posted by: MikeNew at December 23, 2022 05:50 PM (HSlW8)

322 Merry Christmas, MikeNew!

Posted by: MikeG at December 23, 2022 09:13 PM (Eqssc)

323 Not Irish as claimed. Descended of English slave owners.

Posted by: anny at December 23, 2022 10:27 PM (dmAvj)

324 ummm...i mean bidiot the slaver is not Irish as claimed.

well genghis john kerry isn;t Irish. lies to wives and txassessors so they say.

Posted by: anny at December 23, 2022 10:35 PM (dmAvj)

325 Making money online is more than $15k just by doing simple work from home. I received $18376 last month. It's an easy and simple job to do and its earnings are much better than regular office jobs and even a little child can do this and earn money. Everybody must try this job by just use the info on this page..... www.richsalaries.com

Posted by: Jessica at December 24, 2022 01:34 AM (Gw87d)

326 I get paid over $85 per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless.
Here's what I've been doing.. Payath𝐨me7.Com

Posted by: Tom at December 24, 2022 04:44 AM (4aiLw)

327 I must thank you for the efforts you've put in penning
this blog. I'm hoping to see the same high-grade content by you
later on as well. In fact, your creative writing abilities
has inspired me to get my very own blog now

Posted by: xxx at December 24, 2022 03:31 PM (GlOc+)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0385 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0118 seconds, 335 records returned.
Page size 163 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat