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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Charles Marion Russell
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2022 09:31 AM (yUjc0)
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Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:34 AM (atmen)
Thanks CBD
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 23, 2022 09:34 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: The Horse at December 23, 2022 09:34 AM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Tuna at December 23, 2022 09:34 AM (gLRfa)
Christmas Meat
So many poor choices to make here...and I'm just the moron to do it...maybe.
Oh and hunker down, stay safe, don't travel...SNOWMAGEDDON!!!
#pussies
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 23, 2022 09:34 AM (CCSxw)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2022 09:35 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2022 09:35 AM (+Cgut)
Posted by: dantesed at December 23, 2022 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:34 AM (atmen)
LOL!
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 09:36 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2022 09:36 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Prince Durin of Khazad-Dum at December 23, 2022 09:36 AM (BpYfr)
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2022 09:37 AM (dTFZY)
I wouldn't hang it, but that's just me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (PSViO)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: dantesed at December 23, 2022 09:36 AM (88xKn)
Or it's really cold and he doesn't have useful pockets. That's what I do sometimes when I have winter pajamas on, à la Al Bundy.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: dantesed at December 23, 2022 09:36 AM (88xKn)
---
"If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."
Posted by: Free Waterfall, Sr. at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (BpYfr)
"Oh, and I also brought this dead reindeer I found on the side of the road..."
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2022 09:39 AM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Bill Lever at December 23, 2022 09:39 AM (mBZDL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 09:38 AM (PSViO)
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Now THAT'S an efficient method of delivering Christmas meat!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (BpYfr)
What is there not to love about this painting? The dominating blue overtones impart the sensation of winter's cold extremely well.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (PSViO)
"Hey, Tom. Damndest thing. Folks in town callin' it a "cyclone bomb' or somethin'."
"Blame it on that Jones clan, with all their cows fartin' away. Gaia's surely pissed."
-- From the book, "Shit People Never Said 150 Years Ago," 3rd ed.
Posted by: red speck at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (gS3OW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Boswell at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
i've seen that picture. love it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM (uyTfq)
https://youtu.be/GPpBHAgP7Zs
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM (tkR6S)
The cabin's owner looks like he has a pipe in hand, too. Considering some of the coarse tobacco back in the 1880s, the stuff the Indians smoked in a lot of cases, he'd have to be pretty tough.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (atmen)
took 34 comments for this to devolve into talk about tits!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:42 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:42 AM (atmen)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 09:43 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 23, 2022 09:43 AM (uyTfq)
It may be cold, but it's also a beautiful day. It's a great illustration for a young boy's book.
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 09:43 AM (Sv58p)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022
***
"He wasn't much of a team member. Didn't care for our games. Ugly son of a gun with that nose too. Santa's checking Indeed.com for a replacement, so it's all good."
Posted by: Comet at December 23, 2022 09:43 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:40 AM (atmen)
I could go for a rack of lamb later on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 09:43 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 09:44 AM (NpAcC)
Christmas Meat - a limerick
In the midst of a high mountain winter
At the cabin of old Mister Jenner
Due to depth of the snow
Our supplies have run low
So we're having Grandpa over for dinner
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:44 AM (ykeLU)
But a posse was approaching the house and weapons were drawn.
Posted by: banana Dream
That painting was called "The ATF's Wet Dream", IIRC
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (nxdel)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm thinking a nice Pinot Noir would pair perfectly with that.
Goes looking for glasses.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (1PFLO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2022 09:46 AM (Sv58p)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (T4tVD)
If you butcher and cook the deer in front of the horse it's a good reminder for him to keep a good attitude and stay on top of things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
I had an invite out for dinner last night, We had elk stew, and it was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (tkR6S)
Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
D, you may want to consult a dermatologist about that persistent itch ... just sayin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ziba at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (4h9M3)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:48 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 23, 2022 09:48 AM (24fqN)
I had an invite out for dinner last night, We had elk stew, and it was yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (tkR6S)
Me too, but it was elk tartar. The guy who invited me was a bear.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:48 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 23, 2022 09:48 AM (uyTfq)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 09:48 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 09:49 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 23, 2022
***
Yeah, the window is glowing from a lantern, no doubt, but it does look like flames in the doorway.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:49 AM (KAKDL)
So Cervine?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022 09:49 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 09:49 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:41 AM
I would watch Will Penny just for the scene where Charlton Heston beats the crap out of a cowboy with his hat.
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2022 09:49 AM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Liberal Activist County Election Official at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (NCgXW)
"I don't like socializing with people of your elk!"
Posted by: Muldoon
"If you expect us to be all chamois and take long, hot showers together, you'd best reconsider, bub!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (pNxlR)
If you butcher and cook the deer in front of the horse it's a good reminder for him to keep a good attitude and stay on top of things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:47 AM (oINRc)
That's once!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (atmen)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (ykeLU)
I can't believe that's an elk. With that many points on the rack an elk would be too big for a horse to carry without dragging it.
I know - math on the blog.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (KLPy
No carrots!
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)
✔ Long underwear
✔ Heavy sweater
✔ Insulated vest
✔ Wool hat pulled down over my ears
✔ Thick socks
✔ Heavy boots
I should be okay, as long as I don't have to go outside!
✔ Warm kitty in my lap 🐈
Posted by: mindful webworker - timbers a-shiverin' at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (f2FGt)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (PSViO)
Posted by: davidt at December 23, 2022 09:49 AM (SYTee)
House calls are usually extra!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:45 AM (ykeLU)
Gonna rack up the puns now are we?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (anj39)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 23, 2022
***
Elliot, sure, but the guy with the rifle looks like character actor Mort Mills. He usually played villains or minor thugs and cowboys, but there were a few exceptions.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 23, 2022 09:52 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 09:52 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bullwinkle, draped across the saddle at December 23, 2022 09:53 AM (KAKDL)
If you butcher and cook the deer in front of the horse it's a good reminder for him to keep a good attitude and stay on top of things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
* nods at heap of entrails *
"... and there'll be some wolves stopping by later tonight, if you catch my drift."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:53 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 09:53 AM (nfrXX)
Wilderness knowledge you can use in real life.
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
*******
As long as it's not "drape" drape.
/Whoopi
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (PSViO)
Once!
- Joe Piscopo
Posted by: Doof at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (yUjc0)
Posted by: redridinghood
Uh-oh....
Looks around.....
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (T4tVD)
Guy on the left provided the antlers.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM (ykeLU)
Here in Houston Fifth Ward they had an asked murderer last year.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)
"Well, neighbor, you got here a little too late.
I chopped up the little woman and kids in a fit of cabin fever last night.
You're welcome to come in for a bite though. They are mighty larrupin'!"
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM (atmen)
Wilderness knowledge you can use in real life.
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 09:53 AM (gmo/4)
And the elusive, but ever-present barking spiders.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 09:55 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:55 AM (ykeLU)
So Cervine?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 23, 2022
***
"The elusive wapiti --" For some reason I thought a "wapiti" was a deer or antelope in Africa.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:55 AM (KAKDL)
-- The guy with the horse
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 09:55 AM (a3Q+t)
Mule deer.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 09:53 AM (nfrXX)
Yup it's just a little guy. Even a whitetail would be pushing that horse hard to carry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Horse at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM (SYTee)
Posted by: Greta at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM (88xKn)
I know - math on the blog.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM
Mule deer. The antlers are not like elk and, yes, it is much smaller.
Posted by: huerfano at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM (dTFZY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 23, 2022
***
Elliot, sure, but the guy with the rifle looks like character actor Mort Mills. He usually played villains or minor thugs and cowboys, but there were a few exceptions.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 09:51 AM (KAKDL)
Michael Landon and Victor French.
I didn't know that Jason Bateman and Shannen Doherty was on Little House.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM (0fVbu)
F'in A. I had to fight may out here to the backyard office this morning. Doors and gates were frozen shut.
I moved to the South to get away from this bullshit, LOL.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:57 AM (oINRc)
"The elusive wapiti --" For some reason I thought a "wapiti" was a deer or antelope in Africa.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
What sound do Italian tires make in the American West when they go flat?
Dago wapiti, wapiti, wapiti ...
-- Case Study #1 from "When Punchlines Collide"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 09:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Flyover's Hens at December 23, 2022 09:58 AM (Rbu5d)
youtube.com/watch?v=SJxNo7lLOK8
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at December 23, 2022 09:58 AM (24fqN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM (oINRc)
It's not so heavy now. He already gave the hindquarters to the pretty widder woman down in the valley.
Posted by: The Horse at December 23, 2022 09:58 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 09:58 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 09:56 AM
Mulies are, on average, bigger than white tails.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 09:58 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by mibndful webworker
******
Heh! Nice!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 09:59 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:50 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 09:59 AM (Wnv9h)
Well, you're the one who has to deal with them eating your landscaping but the white face and black nose look like a muley to me.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 09:59 AM (nfrXX)
Recommend me to your neighbors I'll take five bucks off.
Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2022 09:59 AM (pwExq)
"Gary Mule Deer!?!? Thank God! And thank you, mister, guy was as funny as rectal cancer!"
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 09:59 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM
Yes, I believe Charles Russell made a statement acknowledging this painting portrayed land that is part of the ancestral home of the Watapiti peoples.
Posted by: Cluess SJW Art snob at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (NCgXW)
But Boone would have been great casting as the guy with the rifle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (KAKDL)
Mulies are, on average, bigger than white tails.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 09:58 AM (a3Q+t
Maybe a regional thing? Where I grew up (about 9000', front range of Rockies) the mulies were usually pretty wussy. In any event the venison there is all pretty gross anyway. Sagebrush diet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: The Horse
It wasn't the hindquarters he gave to her IYKWIMAITYD.
But yeah, someone's hindquarters were involved, that's for sure.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (uz3Px)
This is dangerously close to the type of behaviors that annoy, indeed disappoint, Ace.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (atmen)
******
I love Old West euphemisms
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 09:54 AM
Grind up the chuck...wataburger.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:01 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Horse at December 23, 2022
***
Then your owner ain't too bright. He should have stayed over with her!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM (anj39)
Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM (pwExq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM
He's meeting the bear later. Not for the hunting.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)
I'm sure art critics would spit on this but real people would love it. It is effectively evocative of simple pleasures. If I had a good print, I would hang it where I could see it all the time. A reminder to appreciate what I have.
Posted by: JTB at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Candidus at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM (angCb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:00 AM (uz3Px)
Shhhhssss! Don't help the cotton wearing people. Those will be the first to go when the burning times come.
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM (c7ca9)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:04 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM (anj39)
I've spit ice before in sub-zero midwest winter. But crapping ice is a whole 'nother level of cold I'd rather avoid.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:04 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 10:04 AM (t0OGg)
Merry Christmas, LiS, and all of the Horde. You people are the best.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (Wnv9h)
Clear and dry here but I have no water pressure. Guess I'll find out later if I have any burst pipes. Daughter's flight from Lincoln got canceled because the deicing machinery is frozen.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (u82oZ)
A very Merry Christmas to you too!
Posted by: Archer at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JTB at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM
Kris' labors here have not been in vain.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM
Limited ability to trap air, particularly when wet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (LClE5)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (u82oZ)
And I prefer Russell to Remington. I like them both but Russell has that ability to make an interesting quick sketch. I've sern some of those on letters that he wrote.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM
Thanks, Salty!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (3DZIZ)
*******
Tamales.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (LClE5)
Cotton does not wick moisture away from the (perspiring) body and wet cotton often sags and stretches out of shape.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 10:06 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 10:07 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Oddbob
******
Eh, you're probably right. I'll concede.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 10:07 AM (ykeLU)
I waited too long to long to line up our Christmas Eve Tamales.
One place still has great tamales as long as you're willing to stand in line for 1-2 hours in 10* weather until they run out. Which usually takes only 1-2 hours.
*weeps bitterly*
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 10:07 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2022 10:02 AM
Trees, so Art. This is known.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:07 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at December 23, 2022 10:08 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: JTB at December 23, 2022 10:08 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:08 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 10:03 AM
In outdoor activity, perspiration is absorbed into cotton layers that are touching or near the skin. As the air pockets in the fabric fill up with water, it ceases to provide insulation.
If it's snowing or raining, the reverse movement of water occurs, with the same effect.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 23, 2022 10:08 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 23, 2022 10:09 AM (bQ/08)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:09 AM (Aejvq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:07 AM (u82oZ)
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He had to go to work, took him two and a half hours to get the his jobsite, when it's usually an hour drive. Hopefully, he'll be home before it gets dark.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:10 AM (LClE5)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 10:10 AM (PSViO)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 10:10 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:10 AM (atmen)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:05 AM (u82oZ)
Funny thing, I live in a near majority black population area. Well of course black folk like steak just as much as anyone so Longhorn's clientele here is also mostly black. So they try to get copies of all the western paintings featuring black people. I think there are about 8 in the world and every single one of them is featured here at my longhorn. I don't like to get steak out because it's one of the few things I can make well myself. But sometimes the family just has to go there so they can get their steaks ruined the way they like.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:11 AM (0fVbu)
Thanks for choosing this painting. It is so positive, even joyous. Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to you and all on the art thread.
Posted by: JTB at December 23, 2022 10:11 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:10 AM
Oof. Just rain here, thankfully. If this were snow, we'd be under feet of the stuff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:11 AM (Wnv9h)
-Epictetus
"Unless you shoot them and eat them. Then they become your dinner."
-Cannibalitus
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 10:11 AM (KLPy8)
Epictetus
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:09 AM (Aejvq)
The man. The legend.
Related: I read a lengthy, tortuous diatribe in some psychology magazine recently about how people who have a stoic worldview are mentally ill.
Teh experts. *rolls eyes*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:11 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (atmen)
if you were my next door neighbor, you would be getting at least a dozen home made tamales. Wife makes them and distributes. (we be mexicans)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (atmen)
*******
In Texas they are.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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Only got a few inches, but it's blowing, especially with the wind at 20+ mph, plus icy patches on the road.
That and the temps are below zero, may get up to 8 this afternoon.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM (LClE5)
What, Christmas Eve tamales are an actual thing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (atmen)
Yup. I had two Mexican exes over the years, and it is definitely a thing. An awesome thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM (XGZoL)
That and the temps are below zero, may get up to 8 this afternoon.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM
Stay safe, y'all.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Dirty Old Saint Nick at December 23, 2022 10:13 AM (s2na+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (atmen)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (LClE5)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (AW0uW)
if you were my next door neighbor, you would be getting at least a dozen home made tamales. Wife makes them and distributes. (we be mexicans)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (bQ/0
You are a great man, Sir!
And your wife a great woman!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: JT at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (T4tVD)
denim is cotton, right ? that explains a lot about my misadventures in snow shoveling yesterday.
Posted by: GreaseMonkey
Excessive use of denim, fleecewear, cotton socks and running shoes by participants one time forced a shortening of a weekend camping excursion in which I was involved because too many of them had exhausted their supplies of dry clothing by Saturday's lunchtime and temperatures would be below freezing by dusk. A regular hypothermia bomb in the making, as it were.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:15 AM (LClE5)
The Innkeeper got a bad rep
http://bit.ly/the-innkeeper
From the not-strictly-scriptural, but-respectful comic
Journey to Bethlehem
It seemed such a simple journey when they started out
http://bit.ly/bethlehem-journey
Can you spot the swipes from Rafael and Botticelli?
Posted by: mindful webworker - left a light on for you at December 23, 2022 10:15 AM (f2FGt)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at December 23, 2022 10:15 AM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 23, 2022 10:15 AM (XGZoL)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM (LClE5)
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Heh. Don't get used to it.
Posted by: F. Joe Biden at December 23, 2022 10:16 AM (Qzn2/)
I can only figure that if the experts have decided to hate on Stoicism, it's because of it's influence on early Christianity. But that may be giving the experts too much credit for knowledge of philosophy and history. They're experts, after all, not people who know things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:16 AM (oINRc)
https://tinyurl.com/5emwfvpr
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM [i/]
*snort*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:17 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole
Was kind of expecting Sheriff Bart to post something like that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 23, 2022 10:17 AM (Bd6X8)
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them dogies rollin' --
Rawhide!
"My heart's calculatin',
My true love will be 'batin' --"
"Uh, Rowdy? I don't think that's the right lyric."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:18 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:15 AM
I bought a heater buddy last week in case of another power failure. Those little things work. No idea how they put out so much heat, but that little thing can heat up a room fast and without using tons of propane. Fortunately we did not lose power but I have it just in case.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2022 10:18 AM (uNylN)
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 23, 2022 10:18 AM (c7ca9)
I think there was a rumor that NYS was going to ban wood stoves, but it seems to be not true..I wonder about the first part. I believe this could be true in California. I know fireplaces are banned in parts of California. (depending on the county you live in)
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (4p2ug)
https://tinyurl.com/5emwfvpr
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 10:14 AM
***
"Quiet, you numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM (atmen)
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By tradition, the Fourth Wise Man Javier brought a cartload as his gift, but that obnoxious kid with the drum ate half of them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:11 AM (0fVbu)
There were plenty of black cowboys. One of them, John Ware, moved to Alberta and became a well-respected horse breeder and trainer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:16 AM (oINRc)
A lot of Russian history is the story of intense friction between elements of their society very dedicated to stoicism, generally Christian devotees, and those devoted to grand new philosophies and the outside world.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 23, 2022 10:18 AM (uNylN)
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Hub and I lived in an RV in the winter of 2017...and the heater buddy was more than adequate in heating it.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM (ej/kX)
I think they inherently know what to hate. They have been trained to see Good as poison.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM (XLvfx)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM (eGTCV)
if you were my next door neighbor, you would be getting at least a dozen home made tamales. Wife makes them and distributes. (we be mexicans)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 23, 2022 10:12 AM
I need an expert opinion: what's the bestest method for re-heating tamales? my preferred vendor is gonna be closed tomorrow, so I have to get my christmas day tamales this afternoon. I'll hang up & listen. thx
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (Qzn2/)
I laughed.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2022 10:21 AM (KLPy8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 23, 2022
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If our favorite diner is not open tomorrow morning for Christmas Eve breakfast (I need to call 'em), maybe a beef & bean burrito with cheese will sacrifice itself in my microwave.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:21 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM
Glad to hear. It be cold up there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:21 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: MikeNew at December 23, 2022 10:22 AM (zFprf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (tkR6S)
The paintings at Longhorn generally have some little blurb under them and most here are portraits of famous black cowboys. Not as many majestic vistas and whatnot. I think I remember seeing that name.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:22 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:22 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:23 AM (XLvfx)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 10:23 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (XLvfx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:23 AM
That's my favorite method. I may jump start it by nuking the slice for 30 seconds or so first.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (tkR6S)
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And don't forget Sheriff Bart.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Yup. I had two Mexican exes over the years, and it is definitely a thing. An awesome thing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The tamale trade in New Mexico is sort of like the illegal drug trade. If you have any sense, you don't buy them in a store. Instead, you let people know you want some tamales and pretty soon you get a phone number to call. At that point you place your order and meet in a parking lot a few days later where you exchange cash for tamales. Yudhishthira's Dice is exactly right, tamales are an essential part of Christmas just as Menudo is an essential part of Saturday morning in New Mexico. I luvs me some tamales.
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (c7ca9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (Qzn2/)
Ha! Didn't know I was the Fourth Wise Man.
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM
But it's much classier if you call it Italian Cheese Toast.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM (Wnv9h)
100,000W glow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:26 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 10:26 AM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 10:26 AM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 23, 2022 10:26 AM (fTtFy)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (XLvfx)
A banned troll "cleverly" evading the ban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:26 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 10:26 AM (KLWiP)
Posted by: Gref at December 23, 2022 10:27 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at December 23, 2022 10:27 AM (U4pE/)
Rise up, fellow hoo-mons. Be action minded.
Posted by: MikeGlow at December 23, 2022 10:27 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2022 10:20 AM (ENBF0)
According to wife: best way is to re-steam them. keeps them moist. But when in a hurry we just zap them.
Posted by: GreaseMonkey at December 23, 2022 10:27 AM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM
Alas I'm not a God so I nuke mine just a bit.
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 10:27 AM (KLWiP)
Posted by: Norseman at December 23, 2022 10:28 AM (dXilO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM (atmen)
A chopped-up slice of last night's pizza sauteed in butter then add one egg is good for breakfast.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:28 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:25 AM
Now I'm thinking I might have pizza for supper.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 23, 2022 10:28 AM (AW0uW)
*****
Welcome new guy! Lurk less, comment more.. But don't waste so many pixels next time.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Lost in Space at December 23, 2022 10:24 AM (c7ca9)
LOL, when I would finish shopping at Walmart I'd always look for the lady wandering around the parking lot and ask if she's selling.
Posted by: Word to your mother at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM (3uf3+)
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM (KLWiP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:19 AM (tkR6S)
I've seen his cabin several times.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: GreaseMonkey
"Hi there big fella. Wanna see a steamed tamale?" should be the opening line in an Oscar winning film.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM (qoGsy)
230
Looks like we got here what's called an "ex-spurt" by some folks.
Here's a tissue for you to clean up your "accident", squirt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 23, 2022 10:30 AM (pNxlR)
It's a race between when the lines are repaired and the really cold air arrives.
I am putting off setting up the generator because three minutes after I start it the power will be restored.
It's the law.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2022 10:30 AM (3cUW+)
Sous vide. Nah, just messin' wit' ya. Steam them.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 10:30 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I've got a print of "Laugh Kills Lonesome" over my desk.
Love the colors.
Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2022 10:30 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:30 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: Word to your mother at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM (3uf3+)
Here in Apache Junction, there is a tamale vendor that works some of the bars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:31 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:31 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:32 AM (eGTCV)
Guys...???
Posted by: Johnny Neverseenbefore at December 23, 2022 10:32 AM (XLvfx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
******
Or Welsh rarebit.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 10:32 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Colin at December 23, 2022 10:32 AM (4p2ug)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:33 AM (atmen)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:33 AM (Zzbjj)
Nope. You need to take the chill off the pizza or it clashes with the morning coffee. Cold pizza for breakfast does work fine with the warm, flat beer left out overnight. (Or so I'm told.)
Posted by: JTB at December 23, 2022 10:33 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at December 23, 2022 10:33 AM (VTu1l)
Why was an FBI agent from the Cyber division named Kori Lorick posing as Arizona's Director of Elections for the 2022 midterms?
Jonathan @DecentFiJC
Definitely do NOT look into the background of Arizona's Director of Elections, Kori Lorick. Or that the DHS, FBI, DNC and Soros poured $12mm into EIP to attack conservatives online.
Or that funding finished right after she was "installed" to replace Sambo Dul (PerkinsCoie alum).
http://bit.ly/3GcJHLG
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:33 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: PabloD at December 23, 2022 10:33 AM (4Qyyg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 23, 2022 10:34 AM (3cUW+)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 23, 2022 10:35 AM (fTtFy)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
Save it for the First World problem thread . 😀
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 10:35 AM (KLWiP)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 10:36 AM (anj39)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:36 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
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A feeb trying to stir shit up.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at December 23, 2022 10:36 AM (ej/kX)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:35 AM (eGTCV)
A "glowie" is an undercover Fed who is so obviously an undercover Fed that they glow
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:36 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:37 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:37 AM (atmen)
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 10:37 AM (KLWiP)
A feeb trying to stir shit up.
Posted by: SMH
ahh, Mof Tarkin. I thought I smelled your stench when we boarded.
- Leia
loathe the glowies. pieces of shit one and all.
Posted by: BifBewalski at December 23, 2022 10:37 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 10:38 AM (ykeLU)
I knew about the weight issue, obviously, with EV and HEV Batteries weighing 1000lbs. Which obviously would lead to issues with faster wear of the tires (20% faster, as he notes in video). But I did not know about the rest. Very interesting watch.
Engineering Explained: Everything You Need To Know About Electric Car Tires
http://bit.ly/3Vj2xVF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:38 AM (Do5/p)
Why was an FBI agent from the Cyber division named Kori Lorick posing as Arizona's Director of Elections for the 2022 midterms?
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"Obviously, to protect the state and country from Russian bots voting for Kari Lake by disposing of them, tr8r!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 23, 2022 10:38 AM (S3ur0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:38 AM (atmen)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:37 AM (uz3Px)
Are you stocking up on wool yarn, too?
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2022 10:40 AM (ENBF0)
http://bit.ly/3Vj2xVF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:38 AM (Do5/p)
All I need to know about about electric vehicle tires is that they don't belong under any vehicle that I would care to drive.
And maybe they should make them fireproof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:40 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (atmen)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (0fVbu)
SE Fla.....maybe.
Posted by: BignJames at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (AwYPR)
"Hello fellow
Which is funny because how they act is how they think we act. They have one job and can't get it right.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (nfrXX)
All federal cops order a side of dicks with their ham and eggs, but the glowies on sites like this say "...and, hold the ham and eggs."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (0fVbu)
Try Merino wool or flannel. That is soft and comfortable as all get out. Or, I guess, hopefully you're somewhere warm now.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (xcxpd)
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For those unaware, PerkinsCoie is still Twitters's corporate law firm.
WTF, Elon, over?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (S3ur0)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:39 AM (0fVbu)
I love it, making more bulky sweaters than ever.
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:42 AM (Zzbjj)
Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
42% of randomly tested ballots were shown to be defectively printed. So you have your lawyer close his case like this:
Maricopa County Attorney Argues That Voters Who Wait Until Election Day to Vote Then Encounter Problems Reap What They Sow
http://bit.ly/3WX781d
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:42 AM (Do5/p)
Isn't the FBI getting a buncha fresh coin to root out 'extremists'? You know those people who attend church, know the branches of the government, have a copy of the Constitution on their desk. Stuff like that, hard core threat to 'Democracy'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at December 23, 2022 10:43 AM (enJYY)
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (nfrXX)
Did he really try to copy JJ and say "kids"?
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:43 AM (Zzbjj)
http://bit.ly/3Vj2xVF
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:38 AM (Do5/p)
Airplane tires are interesting too. They have plugs in them that normally interface with the wheelhubs that will blow if the tires get too hot and over pressurize. Most any ground operation you have to design your aircraft to handle you also have to design it to handle it with flat tires. So a flat tire isn't a problem for the aircraft. But your tire exploding from the brakes getting too hot would be a problem, from engine ingestion, or tread flying up and penetrating the fuel tanks, so the plugs are a necessary design element.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:44 AM (0fVbu)
I'm not super warm yet.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:44 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:45 AM (atmen)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Deputy Assistant Russian Disinformation Spreading Consultant at December 23, 2022 10:45 AM (PiwSw)
"Thell be dancin"
"Ok"
"Drinkin, too"
"OK"
"Probly some fightin"
"OK"
"Some screwin, too"
"Fine. Who all's gonna be there at this party?"
"Jess you an me, pardner"
Posted by: Auspex at December 23, 2022 10:45 AM (j4U/Z)
Can you imagine the kind of shitweasel the FBI recruits from tech firms for this sort of shit? They pin a shiny badge on his chiffon dress and say "go forth and glow."
And it goes to show the ineptitude of the IC, as well. You're looking at some transsexual with an Adderall addiction, and thinking "yeah, he worked at Twitter. He has his finger on the pulse of the Right!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:45 AM (oINRc)
LOL, when I would finish shopping at Walmart I'd always look for the lady wandering around the parking lot and ask if she's selling.
Posted by: Word to your mother at December 23, 2022 10:29 AM
Here in Apache Junction, there is a tamale vendor that works some of the bars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:31 AM
my tamale dealer operates out of a windowless cinder block building on the
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (ENBF0)
Maricopa County Attorney Argues That Voters Who Wait Until Election Day to Vote Then Encounter Problems Reap What They Sow
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LOL. That's Gotta Be a Babylon Bee Headline, amirite?
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (S3ur0)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (atmen)
That wasn't an actual glowie quote, just my attempt to convey the general style. I used "" to mean that it wasn't me talking.
Posted by: Oddbob at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (nfrXX)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Zzbjj)
But, you have to wonder about the ones that can act, and act well.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 23, 2022 10:47 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Auspex at December 23, 2022 10:45 AM (j4U/Z)
Excellent! Haven't heard that joke in years.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 10:47 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022
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I could use a pair of wool pants for sure. I'm wearing jeans now, and since my legs are usually moving and generating heat if I'm outdoors, it's not too much of a problem in 29 F. Colder than that, or in snow or freezing rain, and I bet the denim won't work so well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:47 AM (KAKDL)
But, you have to wonder about the ones that can act, and act well.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)
I'm sure we've had a few here from time to time.
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:48 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:41 AM (xcxpd)
I like flannel. I wish jean jackets with red&black flannel liners would come back. I rocked that style in the 80s.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:48 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM (eGTCV)
But, you have to wonder about the ones that can act, and act well.
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)
We had a real ugly glowie around here on 1/5/21
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)
Those are the ones you never know about of course except maybe ' Donnie Brasco' Noe Pistone.
Posted by: polynikes at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM (KLWiP)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:48 AM (0fVbu)
I think Duluth Trading sells those. I know they sell flannel lined jeans, at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM (eGTCV)
Paisley welcome?
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:47 AM (KAKDL)
They do make flannel-lined jeans. Carhartt, for one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (uz3Px)
I'm not super warm yet.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022
***
I should save all the long cat fur that hits the carpet. In 10 years maybe somebody could knit me a vest.
Or maybe just shave the cats in summer and save the fur.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: The Wives of David French and Jonah Goldberg at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Q4IgG)
I'm sure we've had a few here from time to time.
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:48 AM (Zzbjj)
I do miss Uncle Palpy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM
From the link:
So we did not see -- two days of testimony and all of those affidavits came in -- evidence of a botched election. We saw evidence of a botched campaign, political malpractice. Who goes out and tells their voters, don't vote on day one of early voting, day two, day three, all the way up to day 26 of early voting. Wait until the last second. That's political malpractice. You reap what you sow.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:46 AM (Zzbjj)
After getting "the suggestion" last night from Mrs D, I put my coat and gloves on and drove up to Home Despots and picked up a bag of de-icer.
Yup. Had to use it this morning.
Now Mrs.D is going to be insufferable all damn day.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (anj39)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:51 AM (uz3Px)
Still glad I'm not waiting for a bus.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 23, 2022 10:52 AM (KAKDL)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:49 AM
She is.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (eGTCV)
And it's touching you remember her name.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:52 AM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:53 AM (uz3Px)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=izWxL2mhPvQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (Do5/p)
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That's a botched election. What unalloyed bullshit. It's "political malpractice" to vote on election day because the elections are incompetently run? Bold move, cotton.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM (uz3Px)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:44 AM
This kind of thing is always interesting to me. It's a case of knowing about the use of something (tire plugs) and knowing *why* they are in use.
I work to do this for my day job. To know not just what I have to design/engineer, but *why* I am designing/engineering it. What is the function. Because sometimes there is a better way to design/engineer for that specific function.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:55 AM (Do5/p)
That's a botched election. What unalloyed bullshit. It's "political malpractice" to vote on election day because the elections are incompetently run? Bold move, cotton.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM (t0OGg)
"You fucked up. You trusted us," a perfectly good argument in an American Court of law.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:55 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)
I think CD Projekt is gonna update Witcher I and II too. Perhaps not as much as III but you know they want to recoup losses from Cyberpunk not doing as well as they envisioned and paid updates are one way. Crysis did the same thing this year with 1-3. And there was a Halo release to PC over the past few years. Easy money I guess.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 10:55 AM (0fVbu)
Posted by: LenNeal at December 23, 2022 10:56 AM (43xH1)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 23, 2022 10:57 AM (mXJDz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM
Not a bold move at all. But smart and expected. They have been getting away with this shit for how many elections now? Probably going back to 2008, at least. But definitely since 2018 and every election in every state since then.
This is what happens when there are zero consequences for election fraud and people just saying we need to "move on" and not "relitigate" past elections (nevermind that we cannot relitigate something that was not litigated in the first place, since all cases were thrown out without being heard).
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 10:57 AM (Do5/p)
Witnesses said the attacker targeted a Kurdish community centre and restaurant and prosecutors said they would look into a possible racist motive.
A suspect aged 69 was quickly arrested and it soon emerged he was freed from custody recently.
Authorities appealed for people to avoid the area in Strasbourg-Saint Denis in the 10th district of Paris.
There is no confirmed motive for the shooting, but Paris Prosecutor Laure Beccuau confirmed that that the suspect had just been released, a year after he had attacked tents at a migrant camp in Paris with a sword.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 10:58 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 23, 2022 10:52 AM (eGTCV)
She's a Horde Doggo-celeb!
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 10:58 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2022 11:00 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 10:55 AM (oINRc)
++++
Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 11:00 AM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at December 23, 2022 10:50 AM (xcxpd)
We had one called Sukey Tawdry who on 1/5/21 said that "tomorrow isn't gonna work out well for you people". I certainly think THAT was a glowie.
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 11:00 AM (Zzbjj)
OK, I know I'm easily amused but Mr. Bean in Cyberpunk 2077.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=izWxL2mhPvQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM
most excellent
I forwarded it on to the cyberpunkers in my life
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 23, 2022 11:00 AM (ENBF0)
Posted by: LenNeal at December 23, 2022 10:56 AM
No, but I've seen the 2004 movie "Rory O'Shea Was Here". One of the first movies I saw with James McAvoy. Also has a very fetching Romola Garai.
https://imdb.to/3hM2S5w
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at December 23, 2022 11:00 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2022 10:54 AM (t0OGg)
Translation: You f'ed up. You trusted us.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (0fVbu)
Are any of the school officials that allowed that to happen getting fired?
Also the other kid was mentally disabled but in the same school every year? This sounds really odd.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (lc5cP)
FRANCE 24 English @France24_en · 1h
🔴BREAKING: "They heard gun shots. As soon as that happened people started running around the streets fleeing."
@cloviscasali is on the ground talking to people who were in the area during the shooting ⤵️
🔴BREAKING: French Interior Minister Gérald Darmanin is on his way to #Paris.
Here's @cloviscasali again with the latest from the ground
· 23m
🔴BREAKING: Rioting is taking place on a street adjacent to where the shooting took place.
· 18m
🔴BREAKING: The identity of the assailant was confirmed as a 69-year-old French train driver.
· 5m
🔴BREAKING: People are chanting anti-#Turkey and anti-Recep Tayyip #Erdoğan slogans after a shooter targeted the Kurdish community in central Paris.
This comes despite the shooter being confirmed as a French citizen.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: No Name Today at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (2njrJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at December 23, 2022 11:02 AM (mXJDz)
https://twitter.com/France24_en/status/
1606287672905023489
https://tinyurl.com/msvzd8cz
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 11:02 AM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (Vwz3I)
That does not preclude him being a Turk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 11:03 AM (tkR6S)
Lawsuit alleges one former Grand Junction nurse sexually assaulted potentially ‘thousands’ of victims
. . . .
The allegations accuse former nurse Christopher Peter Lambros of routinely going into intensive care unit rooms, administering drugs to deepen female patients’ sedation and then sexually assaulting them. Lambros has been a registered nurse since 2012 and was employed by St. Mary’s Hospital from roughly 2012 to 2022, according to the class-action complaint filed in state court on Tuesday.
Lambros also took tens of thousands of photos and thousands of hours of videos of the patients and of himself assaulting them, the complaint alleges.
https://bit.ly/3vcU4sx
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 11:03 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at December 23, 2022 10:51 AM (FVME7)
Awesome.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 23, 2022 11:04 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2022 11:04 AM (PSViO)
You can always tell the Agents because they're the ones with pants on.
Posted by: ... at December 23, 2022 11:01 AM (2njrJ)
The ones with cargo shorts on go in the field. The ones on these websites are 'sperg nerds recruited from Big Tech. They're wearing women's clothes and have a Pfizer tattoo. And monkeypox, of course. The "MSM" community.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 11:04 AM (oINRc)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 11:06 AM (ykeLU)
Posted by: CN at December 23, 2022 11:07 AM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 23, 2022 11:04 AM (oINRc)
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a Pfizer, and she, none the wiser,
Took a shot and died right away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 23, 2022 11:09 AM (tkR6S)
*******
We still call that place Scary Mary's. It's gone to pot since the nuns were put out to pasture.
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Posted by: Muldoon at December 23, 2022 11:09 AM (ykeLU)
I imagine that a painting of nuns out to pasture would be something! "Sister Act" was on TV last night.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at December 23, 2022 12:03 PM (Mzdiz)
"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Venison, Venison, Venison..."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 23, 2022 12:13 PM (bW8dp)
Also, the entire inside of the cabin appears to be on fire.
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*****
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