Fluffy Jumpers Cafe

Mont Blanc (Chamonix)
I hope this one isn't fake too
but it probably is

Ah, the summer.

The Lookout.

This territorial aggression will not stand.

This dog is out-catting a cat.

Trim that tree, cat.

Cat and pigeon have worked out a game where they're 10% playing and only 90% trying to kill each other.

Land dolphin...🐶🐾🌾😅 pic.twitter.com/3q1Pi3yEj2
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 14, 2022

Fluffy frens..🐩🐾🐈😍 pic.twitter.com/tvnnoqeJyD
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 10, 2022

Jump, jump...🚶‍♀️🐾🐈😅 pic.twitter.com/U01qzDlFpk
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 15, 2022

Nailed it...🗑️🐇😅 pic.twitter.com/BfETf8HBrK
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 19, 2022

He asked for it..🧑🐒🤕😏pic.twitter.com/xv9L000UUq
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 15, 2022

Yes or no? 😏 pic.twitter.com/wWE5TIonQZ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 16, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM

Comments

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1 Centered!

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:28 PM (wvwzL)

2 God bless them

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:29 PM (xhxe8)

3 Top 10!

Posted by: Flyover's Porterhouse Steak at December 19, 2022 07:30 PM (Rbu5d)

4 Fluffy friends is too cute

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:32 PM (xhxe8)

5 The ice slide would be bitchin'!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

6 11 people seriously injured amid turbulence on Hawaii flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPVeKNQ0sYQ

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:32 PM (wvwzL)

7 well. heck.

Posted by: RI Red at December 19, 2022 07:34 PM (oQ0/b)

8 I would do ice slide, any water slide too

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (xhxe8)

9 I will vote for trump even if he is in prison.

Especially if he is in prison.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (b0SiX)

10 Cat Lady In Training needs to learn to have more than one cat jump on her.

I like the Baboon whacking the Chinaman.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

11 nooded

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:36 PM (Vwz3I)

12 Yes or no?

Yes, in a heartbeat. Head-first, skeleton-style, would be fun, too.

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2022 07:37 PM (bt2PN)

13 Woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:37 PM (fxj5q)

14 More Suisse !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

15 Yes or no?

YES.

Posted by: Flyover's Porterhouse Steak at December 19, 2022 07:38 PM (Rbu5d)

16 Evening.

Call me many things but no centrist am I.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:38 PM (Ok4Z/)

17 Oh, no. This is the worst, it's giving me a headache. The center thing. HELP !!!

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU)

18 Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:32 PM (wvwzL)

I'm gonna guess some people thought the seat belt rule didn't apply to them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (ynUFw)

19 >>9 I will vote for trump even if he is in prison.

Zod will ensure that he has cigarettes and access to toilet vodka.

Every prisoner should have access to cigarettes and toilet vodka.

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (Q/6pY)

20 >>>The Lookout.

I like how the little girl waits until the last possible moment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (gv7Yb)

21 @ #9, with you 100%

particularly if MTG or Boebert is the vp pick

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (fxj5q)

22 looks real

https://cdn.tourcms.com/a/ 11676/2731/1/large.jpg

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (V13WU)

23 I swam with water dolphins on the cruise. That was neat.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (Rknok)

24 Dog on cat tree: What? It's comfy up here and I can see everything.
Cats: Nah, we're cool with it.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (W+kMI)

25 Yes

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (oHd/0)

26 TJM, where did you go ?

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

27 >>>This territorial aggression will not stand.

It's called King of the Hill.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (gv7Yb)

28 I swam with water dolphins on the cruise. That was neat.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:40 PM (Rknok)

Are there land dolphins?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (ynUFw)

29 The Lookout is a GOOD BOY, even if he is aiding and abetting trouble.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (W+kMI)

30 "Yes or No"?
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HELL YEAH!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

31 We often get mistaken for UFOs.

Posted by: Air Dolphins at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Xrfse)

32 That reindeer looked like it was trotting? Does that mean it sill has a gear left? If so, yeah, they can motor.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (8AONa)

33 Cat and pigeon look to really hurt each other

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (xhxe8)

34 Zod will ensure that he has cigarettes and access to toilet vodka.

Every prisoner should have access to cigarettes and toilet vodka.
Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (Q/6pY)
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I'm pretty sure Trump neither smokes nor drinks...though prison can change a man for sure....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

35 Wait...Trump doesn't drink toilet vodka, and he doesn't smoke.

(returns to mental attic)

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Q/6pY)

36 26 TJM, where did you go ?
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (V13WU)

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Cozumel. You know, authentic Mexico.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Rknok)

37 Yes to the ice slide thing! That looks fun.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (ynUFw)

38 That ice thing looks fun but my butt feels cold just watching it.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (M45B+)

39 28
Are there land dolphins?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (ynUFw)

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In the content, yes.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (Rknok)

40 And that ice slide? Oh heck yeah.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (8AONa)

41 OMG
HELL YES!

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (xX2oA)

42 >>> Are there land dolphins?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (ynUFw)

Ace's quip above

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (M45B+)

43 If I have it right, on a Russian Troika, the center horse runs and the left and right horses trot.

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

44 Cozumel. You know, authentic Mexico.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Rknok)

Very nice !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (V13WU)

45 Someone actually thinks that pigeon and that cat are cutely playing? hat's some serious aggression going on there.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:45 PM (W+kMI)

46 Cozumel. You know, authentic Mexico.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Rknok)

Is that the one that also goes to Jamaica and the Caymans? We took that one a couple of times. I loved the Caymans.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (ynUFw)

47 The bunnies stealing Frosty's nose was cute enough to be part of a TV show.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (W+kMI)

48 >>>Land dolphin...

He didn't even attempt to rape anyone in that clip.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (gv7Yb)

49 Ice slide? Sure.

That cable car to the top of Mont Blanc? No Fucking Way.

Posted by: davidt at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (SYTee)

50
No to the ice slide. Not long enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (MoZTd)

51 In the content, yes.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (Rknok)

We're supposed to read the content?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (ynUFw)

52 Is that a ski jump? Absolutely not, nosiree, no way, nope? Nope.
I have the athletic skills of an old white guy.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV)

53 Cozumel. You know, authentic Mexico.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Rknok)

Nice!

And the dolphins didn't rape you.

So, a win all the way around.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (KLPy8)

54 Ach du lieben! That is one sweet Fortress of Solitude.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (4I/2K)

55 Someone actually thinks that pigeon and that cat are cutely playing? hat's some serious aggression going on there.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:45 PM (W+kMI)

Its play, you can tell by the cats tail, and the fact that the pidgy would be in real trouble. When cats fight for real "the fur flies" as in tufts come out and are all over the room. A bird kill leaves lots of feathers all over the place unless it is a perfect surprise.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (eoQWY)

56 Wait...Trump doesn't drink toilet vodka, and he doesn't smoke.

(returns to mental attic)
Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:43 PM (Q/6pY)
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Eh, Trump being the natural salesman that he is, I'm sure he can still leverage smokes and booze to gain influence in prison. Who knows, he might become the first cigarette billionaire in prison...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

57 46 Is that the one that also goes to Jamaica and the Caymans? We took that one a couple of times. I loved the Caymans.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:46 PM (ynUFw)

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5 day Royal Caribbean. Left Port Canaveral, hit their private island Coco Cay (authentic Bahamas), a couple days at sea and Cozumel.

We did a lot of trivia on the boat. We had a good time.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (Rknok)

58 "Reindeer scare me. Because they're fast."

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (W+kMI)

59 Of course it's a fake. That doesn't look at all like a pen. Fake dogs. Fake kittens. Fake monkeys. Fake twitter accounts. It's all fake. Everything is fake. Except...

The otters?

Far too real man, too real.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at December 19, 2022 07:49 PM (zB/T/)

60 "Hello, I'm Trump."
"I'm Big. You get the lower bunk."
"You do know who I am, right?"
"Yep."
So...?"

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:49 PM (Q/6pY)

61 53 Nice!

And the dolphins didn't rape you.

So, a win all the way around.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (KLPy

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*thousand yard stare*

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:49 PM (Rknok)

62 55 Someone actually thinks that pigeon and that cat are cutely playing? hat's some serious aggression going on there.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:45 PM (W+kMI)

Its play, you can tell by the cats tail, and the fact that the pidgy would be in real trouble. When cats fight for real "the fur flies" as in tufts come out and are all over the room. A bird kill leaves lots of feathers all over the place unless it is a perfect surprise.
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I dunno, to me that just means the cat is incompetent, not fierce.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (W+kMI)

63 >>> I like the Baboon whacking the Chinaman.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

Looking up "baboon whacking the chinaman" on Urban Dictionary... oh my...

Posted by: banana Dream at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (M45B+)

64 We did a lot of trivia on the boat. We had a good time.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:48 PM (Rknok)

Ooh, fun! We're taking an Alaskan cruise in May.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (ynUFw)

65 Europe beats America all things outdoors of beauty. America's one asset, its people, is long gone. Can we rebuild a people?

Posted by: MikeN at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (/UyRh)

66 "But it's not dolphin rape, dolphin rape " - Whoopi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 19, 2022 07:51 PM (qZ9f6)

67 Getting time to turn in
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at December 19, 2022 07:51 PM (xhxe8)

68 TJM!
Trivia? Lots of trivia?

You're supposed to drink too much and have lots of sloppy drunk sex.

Ffs.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 07:51 PM (nne3L)

69 Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 · 2h
Twitter Files reveal that the FBI paid Twitter $3,415,323 in between Oct 2019 and early 2021. In other words, American taxpayers paid Twitter via the FBI to censor themselves and help Joe Biden win.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:51 PM (Vwz3I)

70 I will vote for trump even if he is in prison.

Especially if he is in prison.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 19, 2022 07:35 PM (b0SiX)

If the DOJ is stupid enough to bring charges from this circus of a J6 committee, a100,000 people need to surround the courthouse daily. Hell. 200,000.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (anj39)

71 In the content, yes.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (Rknok)

We're supposed to read the content?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (ynUFw)

Only the noobs do this.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (lbwqB)

72 I'm quite possibly the least athletic person alive.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV)

73 64
Ooh, fun! We're taking an Alaskan cruise in May.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (ynUFw)

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Dolley really wants to do an Alaskan cruise, but hauling everyone to either Seattle or Vancouver is expensive and daunting if we're taking the kids. Maybe some day.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (Rknok)

74
If you look closely at the cable car, you can see Richard Burton fighting a Nazi spy on the top of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (MoZTd)

75 >>>He asked for it..

Training a simian how to use a sword? Even if it is a plastic one... He's lucky he got off that easy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (gv7Yb)

76 56 Eh, Trump being the natural salesman that he is, I'm sure he can still leverage smokes and booze to gain influence in prison. Who knows, he might become the first cigarette billionaire in prison...
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If the Lefties got their dream and Trump got sent to prison, he would get sent to tennis court prison, where he could work on his game and get regular visits and nag Don Jr about running the family fortune. But if trump got sent to a real prison, he'd be King Rat before the first month was out.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:53 PM (W+kMI)

77 It's real and it's spectacular. I skied in Chamonix, which is in France, not Switzerland. The picture is of the Aiguille du Midi. You can take a gondola up and then ski down. Too much for me!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 19, 2022 07:53 PM (rbKZ6)

78 68 TJM!
Trivia? Lots of trivia?

You're supposed to drink too much and have lots of sloppy drunk sex.

Ffs.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 07:51 PM (nne3L)

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We could have been those people who have mixed drinks in hand by 8am everyday. We chose not to. We saw many of them.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:53 PM (Rknok)

79 Historic Vids
@historyinmemes
1922 American automobile leap show

https://tinyurl.com/hya7nast

13-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (Vwz3I)

80 71 In the content, yes.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:44 PM (Rknok)

We're supposed to read the content?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:47 PM (ynUFw)

Only the noobs do this.
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And me. I've been doing it since the fading years of the Dubya II administration.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (W+kMI)

81 We could have been those people who have mixed drinks in hand by 8am everyday. We chose not to. We saw many of them.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:53 PM (Rknok)

Helps in the final trivia ranking, too.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (eoQWY)

82 We could have been those people who have mixed drinks in hand by 8am everyday. We chose not to. We saw many of them.
Posted by: TJM's phone
___

Good for you.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (wvwzL)

83 You're supposed to drink too much and have lots of sloppy drunk sex.

Ffs.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Weellll, he didn't say they didn't.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

84 Mont Blanc (Chamonix)
I hope this one isn't fake too
but it probably is]/i]

It looks nothing like and ink pen

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 07:55 PM (xhaym)

85 Funny reply to #79 video:
https://tinyurl.com/3bu4j46b

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

86 OK, so he did say they didn't. That's cool, too.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

87 81
Helps in the final trivia ranking, too.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:54 PM (eoQWY)

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We do a lot of trivia on our cruises, and this is actually the first time we won one. We only got 13/20, but that was good enough to beat the next best team at 12. We were shocked we won with such a low score. We won a little jewelry making kit. It has not been opened yet.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:56 PM (Rknok)

88 Training a simian how to use a sword? Even if it is a plastic one... He's lucky he got off that easy.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 07:52 PM (gv7Yb)

Simian could use hands, feet and teeth to take him apart. Not figuratively.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY)

89 Late catching up; in the Quick Hits post, Ace asked, should we look after being warned, about thoughts concerning the pictures of Amy Schumer.

I can honestly state that I find the agriculture-themed video of tomato harvesting in Italy immensely more interesting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2022 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

90 >>But if trump got sent to a real prison, he'd be King Rat before the first month was out.
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:53 PM (W+kMI)

It would be interesting to watch those cons who short-sold him work their bids.

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:56 PM (Q/6pY)

91 Ace, I am hitting the tip jar, Merry Christmas, Thanks for all of the joy that this site has brought me, I have met some mighty fine people 'cause of you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (a4EWo)

92 74
If you look closely at the cable car, you can see Richard Burton fighting a Nazi spy on the top of it.
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Dammit I looked. *facepalm*

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (W+kMI)

93 You're supposed to drink too much and have lots of sloppy drunk sex.

Speaking of which, when is it appropriate to tell a woman you're impressed with her boobs?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

94 hauling everyone to either Seattle or Vancouver is expensive and daunting if we're taking the kids. Maybe some day.

Posted by: TJM's phone

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"Kids, impressment has gotten a bad rap over centuries."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 19, 2022 07:58 PM (8AONa)

95 I can honestly state that I find the agriculture-themed video of tomato harvesting in Italy immensely more interesting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2022 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

Wasn't there a gag video of pasta farming from trees and the like a while back?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

96 If you look closely at the cable car, you can see Richard Burton fighting a Nazi spy on the top of it.
========
Dammit I looked. *facepalm*
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (W+kMI)

It was a stunt guy anyhow

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

97 93 Speaking of which, when is it appropriate to tell a woman you're impressed with her boobs?
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (eGTCV)

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I don't often see women more attractive than Dolley, but I saw one on that cruise...just...damn...

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (Rknok)

98 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB)

99 Rhode Island Ban On High-Capacity Firearm Magazines Is Constitutional: Judge

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (Vwz3I)

100 When that adorable orange cremesicle kitten gets to 15 pounds, that young lady will regret that trick.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)

101 Oh for pity sake, I hadn't seen the cable car...
No.
NO.
NO!

Posted by: Flyover's Porterhouse Steak at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (Rbu5d)

102 *wanders back over to Gab*

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (wvwzL)

103 5 The ice slide would be bitchin'!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 07:32 PM (anj39)

Does ice have splinters?

Posted by: Javems at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (AmoqO)

104 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB)

They move it south so its warmer.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

105 yeah, same here Skip.

g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (fxj5q)

106 You're supposed to drink too much and have lots of sloppy drunk sex.

Ffs.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 07:51 PM (nne3L)

++++

I guess we moved on from toilet vodka and cigs in prison.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (gv7Yb)

107 I hit the tip jar too. This month has been shaping up to be a very un-merry Christmas, so coming here to BS with people of like mind is very appreciated.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (W+kMI)

108 We could have been those people who have mixed drinks in hand by 8am everyday. We chose not to. We saw many of them.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 07:53 PM (Rknok)

We have the free booze package, so I'll probably indulge in a mimosa with breakfast at least a couple of days.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (ynUFw)

109 @CBSNews · 54m
BREAKING: A Los Angeles jury found Harvey Weinstein guilty on Monday of three counts of sexual assault, including rape.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 08:01 PM (Vwz3I)

110 When that adorable orange cremesicle kitten gets to 15 pounds, that young lady will regret that trick.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (xhaym)

She'll have to get some falconry garb.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 08:01 PM (eoQWY)

111 If you look closely at the cable car, you can see Richard Burton fighting a Nazi spy on the top of it.
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Dammit I looked. *facepalm*
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (W+kMI)
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Huh. I thought it was James Bond...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 08:01 PM (BpYfr)

112 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB

Well sure. Just stay inside and do inside stuff. But watch a glacier calve might be cool.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

113
Wasn't there a gag video of pasta farming from trees and the like a while back?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)

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BBC Panorama show, 1 April 1957.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (MoZTd)

114 MTG attacking Boebert. The GOP is such good theatre.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (WNCBR)

115 108 We have the free booze package, so I'll probably indulge in a mimosa with breakfast at least a couple of days.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (ynUFw)

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The package we could have bought would have meant both of us would have needed to drink 8 drinks, at least, everyday to break even. That just seems miserable.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (Rknok)

116 >>Can we rebuild a people?
Posted by: MikeN at December 19, 2022 07:50 PM (/UyRh)

Steve Austins. Astronauts. Men barely alive.

We can rebuild them.

We have the technology.

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (Q/6pY)

117 If you look closely at the cable car, you can see Richard Burton fighting a Nazi spy on the top of it.
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Dammit I looked. *facepalm*
Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 07:57 PM (W+kMI)

It was a stunt guy anyhow
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 07:58 PM (eoQWY)
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Friend of mine was a SF Team leader in Bad Tolz when they filmed that movie. They were asked to assist in some of the mountaineering stuff. He and his guys got to do some non-speaking roles.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (anj39)

118 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB)

Probably, but it's supposed to be really pretty. Plus our nephew and his family live in Sitka, and that's one of our stops.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:03 PM (ynUFw)

119 Are there land dolphins?
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:41 PM (ynUFw)

There are sky whales . . .

https://youtu.be/gEJP9GcU9a4

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 08:03 PM (xhaym)

120 The package we could have bought would have meant both of us would have needed to drink 8 drinks, at least, everyday to break even. That just seems miserable.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (Rknok)

Oh, I agree. If I had to buy it I wouldn't do it. But NCL was doing a special with a free booze package, free specialty dining, and free wifi.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:04 PM (ynUFw)

121 Merry Christmas, Jordan.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 19, 2022 08:05 PM (a4EWo)

122 Found the one good egg!

"Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund left a resignation letter to the Congress that destroys a number of Democrat and media narratives."

https://tinyurl.com/yn3hadyb

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:06 PM (wvwzL)

123 Cruises are fun....

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

124 Plus our nephew and his family live in Sitka, and that's one of our stops.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:03 PM (ynUFw)

Well if it's a long cruise, I'd have to take a Sitka or 2 also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2022 08:06 PM (xDh35)

125 Merry Christmas DDS! Hope you are well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:07 PM (ynUFw)

126 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB)

They move it south so its warmer.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY)

LA to BOraBoara Alaska cruise ?

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:07 PM (V13WU)

127 Hey, gang, I'm a little embarrassed to be asking you again so soon, but could you dig deep and chip in again, to help retire my $1,000,000 campaign debt?

You know I'm good for it.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, the once and future Governor of Georgia at December 19, 2022 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

128 >>Friend of mine was a SF Team leader in Bad Tolz when they filmed that movie. They were asked to assist in some of the mountaineering stuff. He and his guys got to do some non-speaking roles.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (anj39)

This did not occur.

Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 08:08 PM (Q/6pY)

129 Cruises are fun....
Posted by: runner
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Gonna have to take your word on that, since I've never been on one, and never will.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:08 PM (wvwzL)

130 That is the top of the Aiguille Du Midi, its actually on the side of Mt Blanc, from the top you still have bout 4500 vertical feet to climb.At the top of the Last Tram ( there are 3 to get to the top)there's a nice restaurant and gift shop, then you ski down the back side in the Valle Blanche, it separates Courmayeur Italy from Chamonix France, the ski takes all day and there is a Hut halfway that serves food. It's a pretty good way to spend the day if you're a skier...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiguille_du_Midi

Posted by: robert kendall at December 19, 2022 08:08 PM (PyQ5T)

131 Gonna have to take your word on that, since I've never been on one, and never will.
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:08 PM (wvwzL)

I learned to never say never....

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:09 PM (V13WU)

132 I'm gonna guess some people thought the seat belt rule didn't apply to them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM (ynUFw)

I was on an Air France flight from New York to Paris when we hit some brutal turbulence. People were flying every where. I was buckled in so I grabbed a stewardess and held her tight until the plane leveled out. She got up, slapped me and gave me an extra bag of peanuts.

I may have just made that up.

Posted by: Javems at December 19, 2022 08:10 PM (AmoqO)

133 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB)

Yes. And it's spectacular. I love the cold.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 08:11 PM (AbL8c)

134 She got up, slapped me and gave me an extra bag of peanuts. I may have just made that up.

Now that was funny.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 19, 2022 08:11 PM (Xrfse)

135 Plus our nephew and his family live in Sitka, and that's one of our stops.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:03 PM (ynUFw)

Sitka is beautiful!

Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 08:12 PM (AbL8c)

136 I've been to Chamonix, and up to the observation deck at Mt Blanc, but in the summertime.

Pretty scenic spot...

My first view of a glacier, at the tender age of 16 y/o. Thus began my love affair with Geomorphology.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (CCSxw)

137 Cruises are fun....
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

I had a hard time talking husband into taking the first one, since he was in the Coast Guard and had spent 5 years total on a ship.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (Y4yA8)

138 115 108 We have the free booze package, so I'll probably indulge in a mimosa with breakfast at least a couple of days.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:00 PM (ynUFw)=====
The package we could have bought would have meant both of us would have needed to drink 8 drinks, at least, everyday to break even. That just seems miserable.
Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM
Well yeah, but you have to want it.

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (0OP+5)

139 I think I'd like one of them transatlantic cruises. Or better yet, world cruise !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)

140 Have you ever noticed that many women have cold indicators as standard equipment?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (a3Q+t)

141 Takes time. A week or ten days won't do it.

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (V13WU)

142 Javems, lol.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (a4EWo)

143 I had a hard time talking husband into taking the first one, since he was in the Coast Guard and had spent 5 years total on a ship.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:13 PM (Y4yA

How did he like it ?

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

144 maybe Mel Blanc

Posted by: REDACTED at December 19, 2022 08:15 PM (us2H3)

145
Ethan Van Sciver is talking about Ace's post right now:

https://youtu.be/bktDojxPJY8

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 08:15 PM (hS/Zs)

146 Friend of mine was a SF Team leader in Bad Tolz when they filmed that movie. They were asked to assist in some of the mountaineering stuff. He and his guys got to do some non-speaking roles.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 08:02 PM (anj39)

My ex was a SF team leader in Bad Tolz. Wonder if it's the same guy?

Posted by: LASue at December 19, 2022 08:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

147 “I may have just made that up.”

We know truth when we see it.

Posted by: UFO tracking team at December 19, 2022 08:15 PM (9X60i)

148 JOrdan, the cruise, not the CG !

Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (V13WU)

149 Hey Ace! I just hit the tip jar. Thanks for all that you do!

Posted by: Moonbeam at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (rbKZ6)

150 Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 07:59 PM (lbwqB)

Alaska in the Summer is pretty nice, that is when everything is growing at top speed to beat the snow

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (xhaym)

151 Washington Gov. Jay Inslee Wants $15 Million to Train People to Kill Babies in Abortions

https://tinyurl.com/29dx5wtu

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (wvwzL)

152 Omg...

I'm sitting with my wife's grandmother while waiting for everyone else to get back from Nashville (I worked today), and she's just happy as a clam watching Hallmark movies.

I think I'm having my first serious thoughts of suicide...

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (Rknok)

153 You'd have to drink 8 drinks each? So that's like what, 2 hours work?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (r46W7)

154 The package we could have bought would have meant both of us would have needed to drink 8 drinks, at least, everyday to break even. That just seems miserable.

Just out of curiosity, can you bring your own booze on a cruise?

Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (eOEVl)

155 "Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund left a resignation letter to the Congress that destroys a number of Democrat and media narratives."

https://tinyurl.com/yn3hadyb

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:06 PM (wvwzL)

I only really skimmed this, but i fail to see which media narrative is damaged by this letter. If anything, it fuels the idea that there was a coordinated, sustained, violent assault on the capitol rather than a rabble of gawping goofballs bumbling around taking pictures with one of them getting shot for their troubles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (9UlRk)

156 There is a River Cruise on the Mississippi that sounds pretty cool. 22 day cruise from New Orleans to St Paul.

Posted by: polynikes at December 19, 2022 08:17 PM (KLWiP)

157 I learned to never say never....
Posted by: runner
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*smiles*

There are some things I am sure of.

That's one of them.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:17 PM (wvwzL)

158 This did not occur.
Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 08:08 PM (Q/6pY)

You sure?
Sadly my friend has passed so I can't verify what he said, but I did spend a day at Tolz and chatted with some of the guys who claimed they were there.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 08:18 PM (anj39)

159 154 Just out of curiosity, can you bring your own booze on a cruise?
Posted by: Archimedes at December 19, 2022 08:16 PM (eOEVl)

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Yes, but there are limits per cruise line. Disney allows something like a bottle of wine per person. Royal allows two bottles per stateroom.

Posted by: TJM's phone at December 19, 2022 08:18 PM (Rknok)

160 How did he like it ?
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:14 PM (V13WU)

He had fun, since he didn't have to work or stand watch and could get drunk!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:19 PM (ObYMu)

161
Wouldn't an Alaska cruise just be really cold?
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14

Go down in the engine room and warm up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 19, 2022 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

162 Cruises are fun....
Posted by: runner at December 19, 2022 08:06 PM (V13WU)

You learn to appreciate the ocean from a new perspective.

Posted by: Passengers Of The Titanic at December 19, 2022 08:19 PM (wXTII)

163 Speaking of "fluffy jumpers" I've just been watching a video about Tom Cruise's latest MI:7 stunt...

https://youtu.be/-lsFs2615gw

Dude jumped over 500 times from a helicopter just to prepare for the main event...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 19, 2022 08:19 PM (BpYfr)

164 Yes. Looks like fun.

And every child needs a loyal dog to warn them of dangers, like parents. Cats would sell you out for fun.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2022 08:20 PM (JOtiF)

165 Going on a cruise is a lot more fun than trying to keep the ship running. All that watch-standing, maintenance checks, and paperwork cuts into the fun.

On a cruise ship, you can even have a willing member of the opposite sex in your bed, unlike the Grey Funnel Line. Cruise ships have better food as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)

166 LOL, son was just heading out to work and had a gift bag. I asked who it was for and he said it was for his girlfriend, who is leaving tomorrow to spend Christmas with her family. I said, "that doesn't look like a ring" and he came right back with "f*ck that!"

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:21 PM (ObYMu)

167 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:21 PM (u82oZ)
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That's nice.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:22 PM (wvwzL)

168 "Alaska in the Summer is pretty nice, that is when everything is growing at top speed to beat the snow"

Including the skeeters.

Posted by: Me and the pygmy pony at December 19, 2022 08:22 PM (iayUP)

169 Hello, Jordan.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:23 PM (wvwzL)

170 165 Going on a cruise is a lot more fun than trying to keep the ship running. All that watch-standing, maintenance checks, and paperwork cuts into the fun.

On a cruise ship, you can even have a willing member of the opposite sex in your bed, unlike the Grey Funnel Line. Cruise ships have better food as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:21 PM
Yeah, but you have to PAY for the cruise, whereas Big Navy pays you.

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2022 08:23 PM (0OP+5)

171 I used to jokingly say i would start a "cruise line" where you went out around the North Sea in a legitimate viking longboat, and took along similar provisions that a viking trader would have, and made the journey from Norway to England on nothing but oar and sail. Sadly, the name "Viking" was already taken...

But then I heard that there's a company that actually does this, and I thought to myself, "Self, you should act on your dumb ideas more often".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 08:23 PM (9UlRk)

172 Hi SMH!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:23 PM (ObYMu)

173 Zod will ensure that he has cigarettes and access to toilet vodka.

Every prisoner should have access to cigarettes and toilet vodka.
Posted by: ZOD at December 19, 2022 07:39 PM

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 19, 2022 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)

174 On a cruise ship, you can even have a willing member of the opposite sex in your bed, unlike the Grey Funnel Line. Cruise ships have better food as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

My 2 had free drink packages, coffee, water, milk, tea...
We didn't get to go see the calving glaciers; but, we did see Perth AU.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 19, 2022 08:25 PM (dQfoN)

175 Well sure. Just stay inside and do inside stuff. But watch a glacier calve might be cool.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:01 PM (eGTCV)

Wouldn't that be assuming the glacier's gender?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 08:25 PM (tkR6S)

176 {{{SMH}}} that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

Well, that was back in the day when we were a force for good times and world peace. A serious Navy.

I have no idea how things are in todays shipboard Navy.

* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:26 PM (u82oZ)

177 "Self, you should act on your dumb ideas more often".
Posted by: Warai-otoko"

How about a Kon-Tiki cruise, where you cross the Atlantic in a boat made out of reeds?

Posted by: Me and the pygmy pony at December 19, 2022 08:26 PM (iayUP)

178 Go down in the engine room and warm up.

Raquel welch as priestess of the whip?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at December 19, 2022 08:26 PM (LSgdX)

179 SMH!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 19, 2022 08:28 PM (a4EWo)

180 How about a Kon-Tiki cruise, where you cross the Atlantic in a boat made out of reeds?
Posted by: Me and the pygmy pony at December 19, 2022 08:26 PM (iayUP)

I just crossed the ocean on a raft made of garden clippings and twigs, and boy, am I Thor!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 08:28 PM (9UlRk)

181 Cincinnati Reds 'Mr. Perfect' Tom Browning dead at 62

Former Cincinnati Reds pitcher Tom Browning has died, according to the Boone County Sheriff's Office. He was 62 years old.

The Boone County Sheriff's Office was called to Browning's home Monday around 1:01 p.m. for a report of a man not breathing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3whkc6

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:28 PM (wvwzL)

182 I may have just made that up.
Posted by: Javems at December 19, 2022 08:10 PM (AmoqO)

Heh. It was a good story!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

183 Hello, DDS.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:29 PM (wvwzL)

184 She got up, slapped me and gave me an extra bag of peanuts. I may have just made that up.

The story was going well until the 'peanuts'. Airlines don't give out peanuts, because fuck if I know. Peanut breath is dangerous? Maybe that's it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 19, 2022 08:29 PM (JOtiF)

185 Eromero

You bring up a good point about having money for liberty ports and expatriate Brit women and German grandmas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:29 PM (u82oZ)

186 166 LOL, son was just heading out to work and had a gift bag. I asked who it was for and he said it was for his girlfriend, who is leaving tomorrow to spend Christmas with her family. I said, "that doesn't look like a ring" and he came right back with "f*ck that!"
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Your son is a real joker, but honest!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 08:30 PM (W+kMI)

187 I have no idea how things are in todays shipboard Navy.
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Fabulous, I'm sure.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:30 PM (wvwzL)

188 I have no idea how things are in todays shipboard Navy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:26 PM

Ship driving skills to DIE for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 19, 2022 08:30 PM (a3Q+t)

189 Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions

I see someone can not forget The Voyage of the Magic Christian. I liked the grouse hunt better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

190 "Am I Thor!"

ROFL!!

I loved that book btw.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2022 08:32 PM (r46W7)

191 I remember when they used to give you those little bags of peanuts on the plane. There would be like 8 nuts in there. I felt like Oliver Twist asking for more nuts.

Posted by: fd at December 19, 2022 08:32 PM (iayUP)

192 181 Cincinnati Reds 'Mr. Perfect' Tom Browning dead at 62

Former Cincinnati Reds pitcher Tom Browning has died, according to the Boone County Sheriff's Office. He was 62 years old.
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Well damn. I was a fan of Tom Browning back in the day. It was a real big deal to get that perfect game. The Reds will never have another one though. Nowadays the starter gets pulled in the 6th inning so the team can use 4 relief pitchers from the bullpen.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 08:33 PM (W+kMI)

193 187 SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet

*** Snort ***

"Does this multicolored feather boa accessorize with my Service Dress Blues?"

- Spit -

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

194 I don't know how well Harmeet Dhillion would do leading the RNC, but she seems to be authentic. She tweeted about feeling really intense because she hasn't had time for her knitting. Too busy eith work. That's definitely the way knitters are.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 08:34 PM (uz3Px)

195 Yes or no?

[x] Yes
[_] No

Is there a hole in the ice at the end for a Polar Bear Plunge, if you can slide far enough? That would be maximum Midwest Redneck.

Posted by: mikeski at December 19, 2022 08:35 PM (P1f+c)

196 I did get to see Devotion last Saturday along with a friend. It was a really good movie, lived up to its title. Wargamer types like me can get into the old warbirds and the missions. Also the Navy going wild in 1950 Cannes, before it became a refuge for degenerates.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 19, 2022 08:36 PM (W+kMI)

197 She tweeted about feeling really intense because she hasn't had time for her knitting. Too busy eith work. That's definitely the way knitters are.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 08:34 PM (uz3Px)

I've been on the same dang sweater for three months now... I think i get about one row a week done on average at this point.

Stupid crap always getting in the way of knitting time, like working, sleeping, eating....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 08:36 PM (9UlRk)

198 Notsothoreau

I hear you are still working, but under new management. Hope that is OK for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

199 Harmeet can't be worse than Romney's daughter, so it's worth it to take a chance on her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2022 08:36 PM (r46W7)

200 Are there 9 innings in a game or are there 10 innings? In all this excitement I lost count. Do you feel lucky, LITTLE GIRL?!

Posted by: Joe Dementia at December 19, 2022 08:37 PM (OlDNv)

201 Good evening all you impish miscreants! Hope you all are in fine fetter, celebrating a Happy Chanukah or an almost Merry Christmas. Or both. Or neither.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 08:38 PM (xFqkK)

202 Going to work this afternoon I saw the southern edge of a massive storm system stretch across the sky to the North. Glad I was just too far south, after the morning snow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

203 My ex was a SF team leader in Bad Tolz. Wonder if it's the same guy?
Posted by: LASue at December 19, 2022 08:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

His name was Vern.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 19, 2022 08:39 PM (anj39)

204 Oh SMH I started watching The Chosen! Only two episodes so far but it's good.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:39 PM (ObYMu)

205 Hey Snailracer! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:40 PM (ObYMu)

206 I'd like to go on an Alaskan cruise.

And perhaps get a "Friends and Family" rate with Holland America as I have a very good friend who is a Veep.

And maybe let y'all know dates.

Summer 2024. Start saving.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

207 Good evening, SnailRacer!

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at December 19, 2022 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

208 I would totally ice slide.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at December 19, 2022 08:41 PM (yQpMk)

209 Summer 2024. Start saving.
Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 08:40 PM (U2p+3)

Whoo, I'm in!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:42 PM (ObYMu)

210 SnailRacer!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

211 >>> 109 @CBSNews · 54m
BREAKING: A Los Angeles jury found Harvey Weinstein guilty on Monday of three counts of sexual assault, including rape.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 19, 2022 08:01 PM (Vwz3I)

Uh huh.

Looks like *somebody* forgot to make a payment.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 19, 2022 08:42 PM (llON8)

212 But watch a glacier calve might be cool.
Posted by: That NLurker

Wouldn't that be assuming the glacier's gender?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Have you ever heard of an "Ice King?"

https://youtu.be/zkiJB496TTk?t=40

Posted by: mikeski at December 19, 2022 08:42 PM (P1f+c)

213
His name was Vern.
Posted by: Diogenes

I know what you mean.

Posted by: Ernest at December 19, 2022 08:43 PM (63Dwl)

214 'The nights are getting cold in Cherokee County, there''s a Blue Norther passing through...'

Posted by: Eromero at December 19, 2022 08:43 PM (0OP+5)

215 Yes or no?

***
*looks at ice*

Heeeyyyll no

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 19, 2022 08:45 PM (Kd4bG)

216 Cats and Xmas trees?
https://is.gd/7nXWUP

Posted by: Ciampino - those shiny baubles actually taunt cats at December 19, 2022 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

217 Ice run? Yaaaaaaas!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 19, 2022 08:48 PM (EZebt)

218 I suppose cold climates are racist.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:48 PM (eGTCV)

219 Harvey Weinstein was put on an ice floe to protect the Clintons and all the other Hollywood degenerates.

He should be bitter and tell tales.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

220 What would it take to make our bed a happy, sacred place for you?

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

221 Oh crap. Never mind.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:50 PM (eGTCV)

222 I don't know how well it's going. I tried to find out how they want us to handle credits and kind of got an answer. I am going to tighten up the budget a lot, pay down debt and try to get the lawsuit resolved. I'd like to retire sometime soon but would like some control over when I go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 08:50 PM (uz3Px)

223 {{{SnailRacer}}}

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 19, 2022 08:51 PM (pkAcY)

224 I am so embarrassed. I'm blushing.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:51 PM (eGTCV)

225 'The nights are getting cold in Cherokee County, there''s a Blue Norther passing through...'
Posted by: Eromero
------

*recalls Ian & Sylvia, 'Someday Soon' lyrics*

So blow you ol’ blue northern, blow my love to me
He’s drivin’ in tonight from California
He loves his damned ol’ rodeo as much as he loves me
Someday soon goin' with him someday soon

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 19, 2022 08:51 PM (sVE6f)

226 He should be bitter and tell tales.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

Who's gonna believe a rapist?

*looks at Bill*

Crap.

Posted by: H-*ic*-illary Cli-*hic*-inton at December 19, 2022 08:51 PM (9UlRk)

227 Cincinnati Reds 'Mr. Perfect' Tom Browning dead at 62

Former Cincinnati Reds pitcher Tom Browning has died, according to the Boone County Sheriff's Office. He was 62 years old.

The Boone County Sheriff's Office was called to Browning's home Monday around 1:01 p.m. for a report of a man not breathing.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3whkc6
Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:28 PM (wvwzL)

When the dude was on, he was one of the fastest pitchers ever. Not in ball speed, but game speed. I think his perfect game came in less than an hour.

One pitch, grounder, throw to first, NEXT

RIP Mr. Perfect.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 08:52 PM (eoQWY)

228 Hi back April, Jordan, and Salty! And hi to SMH and Nurse.
Salty, I owe you a dance! Took about half an hour before the shindig got going and you were long gone. You missed a fun evening but ... next year in Corsicana!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 08:52 PM (xFqkK)

229 Please forget i said that.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

230 Cats and Xmas trees?
https://is.gd/7nXWUP
Posted by: Ciampino - those shiny baubles actually taunt cats at December 19, 2022 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

Cats love Christmas.
We bring in trees, apply twinkling lights and shiny dangly things. It's basically a huge cat toy.

Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 08:52 PM (AbL8c)

231 Someone from Elsie Stefaniks org keeps calling my home number trying to raise money. I don't care how "based" she is, I hate her now!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2022 08:53 PM (r46W7)

232 Please forget i said that.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 08:52 PM (eGTCV)

Said what? :wink:

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 08:53 PM (ObYMu)

233 I have a cardigan going.
Couldn't find it after the move. Finally found it but my hands have been bothering me. I'm doing domething really mindless instead and taking collagen. Hope to get back on it soon. And somewhere, I have an almost done Icelandic sweater. Need to finish that too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 08:53 PM (uz3Px)

234 Pondering. [AKA "The Thinker.."]

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I'm getting a Marlon Brando / Colonel Kurtz from "Apocalypse Now" vibe ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 19, 2022 08:53 PM (S3ur0)

235 That NLurker it comes in pints?

*Spock eyebrow*

Wrong communications channel?

You go! May it work for you both. Or is it all three.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:54 PM (u82oZ)

236 I'm not kidding about this, morons.

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 08:54 PM (U2p+3)

237 SnailRacer!

*smooches!*

Posted by: nurse ratched, I wanna cookie, dammit! at December 19, 2022 08:55 PM (U2p+3)

238 Eromero, I am dreading Thursday night. Forecast : 10 degrees!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 19, 2022 08:56 PM (r46W7)

239 {{{sid}}}, my friend, are the plans still in place? Sounds like we are looking at a cold and snowy week ahead - hope dipping south asap will keep you out of the worst.

Javems, I read its going to get pretty chilly in your area - i am happy you have a warm scarf!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 08:57 PM (xFqkK)

240 Hi Snailracer.

Jordan, glad that you like the show.

The new season is now airing.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 08:57 PM (wvwzL)

241 SnailRacer

Yes. I do owe you a dance.

Before the dance, I was coordinating a welfare check by the local police on my wife. She had not answered the phone or emails for two days at that point. Turns out she had disconnected the phone, and not told me.

She was OK, but not happy with me when I got home. I had interrupted a show she liked on TV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

242 And somewhere, I have an almost done Icelandic sweater. Need to finish that too.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 08:53 PM (uz3Px)

Somewhere in the mess of yarn and patterns i got are some selbu mittens i'm gonna make, some alpaca for a cable knit pullover, and some insanely expensive cashmere for a hat I now have because I was drinking at the yarn festival...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 08:58 PM (9UlRk)

243 Leftism is a mental illness.

https://tinyurl.com/5fez4uaw

Posted by: Passengers Of The Titanic at December 19, 2022 08:58 PM (7d///)

244
Ethan loves Ace's "Hitler's Werewolves" line!

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 08:59 PM (hS/Zs)

245 229 Please forget i said that.
Posted by: That NLurker

Chatting up the girlz again, I see

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 19, 2022 08:59 PM (Kd4bG)

246
Ethan is fleshing out the treatment of Hitler's Werewolves! He might do it.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:00 PM (hS/Zs)

247 Please forget i said that.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints?

These things happen when you're not used to pints.

Posted by: mikeski at December 19, 2022 09:00 PM (P1f+c)

248 Cats love Christmas.
We bring in trees, apply twinkling lights and shiny dangly things. It's basically a huge cat toy.
Posted by: DaisyB at December 19, 2022 08:52 PM (AbL8c)

Plus a thing to sit under with overhead cover where you can see out. All the non-kitten cats loved it to death every time pretending to be presents, which they were.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 09:00 PM (eoQWY)

249 Off soggy, water logged tourist sock!

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 09:00 PM (7d///)

250 That NLurker

He's a smooth one.

*Writes down dialog*

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

251 Everyone in the house has a cold except for me. I'm sure I'm going to get it just in time for Christmas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:02 PM (ObYMu)

252 Nurse - smoothies and a cookie back. Oh, wait, smooches. Mwah!
Next April, God willing, we will be sailing around Japan and then to Alaska and down to Seattle. Sadly, same day flight back home so no Nurse hug to be had.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 09:03 PM (xFqkK)

253 I loved the orange kitten jumping on to the shoulders of the seated girls. Talk about a leap of faith. Lots of guys would freak out.
They are obviously cat persons.
Occasionally my cat will contemplate a leap for about 5 minutes or so before he commits.
It is amusing to watch the machinations within that little walnut sized brain. LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 09:05 PM (jTmQV)

254 Please forget i said that.

We're trying.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 19, 2022 09:06 PM (Xrfse)

255 {{{sid}}}, my friend, are the plans still in place? Sounds like we are looking at a cold and snowy week ahead - hope dipping south asap will keep you out of the worst.
---
Right now the weather looks ok - the truck is supposed to come 1 week from today after the cold snap has passed - but just found out my Jeep needs a new transmission. It's covered by warranty, but probably can't get fixed in time for me to leave on the 27th as planned. It will get reassessed by the shop with the warranty (long story) tomorrow. I'm working on contingency plans.

I was about to crawl out on a ledge when I first got the quote until I remembered that I had got a warranty on it when I bought it...

Just have to remember I've been through a lot worse than this.

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 19, 2022 09:06 PM (pkAcY)

256 It is amusing to watch the machinations within that little walnut sized brain. LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 09:05 PM (jTmQV)

The butt wiggle right before liftoff is the best part.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 19, 2022 09:06 PM (9UlRk)

257 Evening all.

I watched "Bride of Frankenstein" (1935) for the first time tonight and it was like the lost outtakes of Mel Brook's "Young Frankenstein". Terrific campy horror in its own right and also very obvious where Mel got his inspiration.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 19, 2022 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

258 Occasionally my cat will contemplate a leap for about 5 minutes or so before he commits.
It is amusing to watch the machinations within that little walnut sized brain. LOL
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 09:05 PM (jTmQV)

One of mine as a young cat would jump from a small flat space on a jury-rigged shelf to the bedroom closet top shelf. She'd move her head about getting distance and height info from many angles and make some slightly worried chirps and sounds before jumping up. Once I felt bad when she jumped on some clothes and came down thru no fault of her own.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 09:09 PM (eoQWY)

259 My cat is older now, as am I, so he often commits to a jump that he just can't pull off.
His mind is writing checks his body can't cash.
And then there is the look of panic on his face...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 09:09 PM (jTmQV)

260 Joran, noooo, don't get the cold! You must have a Merry Christmas!

Northernlurker let the cat out of the bag. Or, he wants the kitten into the bag. Something like that.

I am working on a shortie kimono jacket for me and a stocking cap for my husband. And I have about 10 WIPS to finish. Sigh.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 09:09 PM (xFqkK)

261 I'm still blushing

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

262 Sooth!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:10 PM (yQpMk)

263 I watched "Bride of Frankenstein" (1935) for the first time tonight and it was like the lost outtakes of Mel Brook's "Young Frankenstein". Terrific campy horror in its own right and also very obvious where Mel got his inspiration.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 19, 2022 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

Is it the monster or the Doc that gets hitched?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 09:11 PM (tkR6S)

264 Tom Browning just chillin' with the fans - https://tinyurl.com/yc2yfjv4

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 19, 2022 09:11 PM (Xrfse)

265 251 Everyone in the house has a cold except for me. I'm sure I'm going to get it just in time for Christmas.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:02 PM (ObYMu)

Okay, do exactly what I tell you to do. For the next week, drink and smoke at every possible opportunity. Get the strongest whiskey you can find and the fattest, most pungent cigars. Make your mouth and the back of your throat as inhospitable as possible to foreign invaders.

I can't take credit for this idea. It was hypothesized by an engineer friend.

Do it...for SCIENCE!

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 09:11 PM (vW3YN)

266 236 I would never get J on a cruise, ever. But that doesn’t mean I couldn’t go by myself, i suppose.

Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 09:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

267 That NLurker it comes in pints?

Sounds more like ... bragging.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

268 Cats would make great engineers. It's fascinating to watch them calculate how far they can jump.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 19, 2022 09:12 PM (KAi1n)

269 I'm still blushing
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV)

Sounds like you're getting some, so good on you!

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:13 PM (ObYMu)

270 That NLurker it comes in pints?

Sounds more like ... bragging.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

Reminds me of an elephant joke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (tkR6S)

271 Cats would make great engineers.

They would spend all their time building the better mousetrap.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (yQpMk)

272 I'm dreading Thursday. I've been stuck in the house today and tomorrow. Can't drive the car because it needs a brake job. I'm about to go insane.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (nxdel)

273
Hey, Grumps.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (hS/Zs)

274 Make your mouth and the back of your throat as inhospitable as possible to foreign invaders.. . .
Posted by: Robert - Metallica

Worst possible career advice!

Posted by: Veep Throat at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (OQM6D)

275 Cats would make great engineers.

They would spend all their time building the better mousetrap.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (yQpMk)

They ARE the better mousetrap.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (eoQWY)

276 My cat is older now, as am I, so he often commits to a jump that he just can't pull off.
His mind is writing checks his body can't cash.
And then there is the look of panic on his face...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 19, 2022 09:09 PM (jTmQV)

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Our two sibling cats would leap up onto the bed each night after we crawled in. We'll never forget the first time each failed to make the jump as they hit about age 12 ... and they seemed so confused. We had to put a footstool down for them to use subsequently.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (S3ur0)

277 For some reason I'm reminded of an occasion from my childhood when, according to the story, when I was acting up in church and my dad took me out to explain things to me.
As he was carrying me out I loudly asked the congregation to pray for me.
Apparently I got away with it that day.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (eGTCV)

278 Hey, Grumps.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (hS/Zs)

Have you been missing or are we just commenting at different times?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (yQpMk)

279 #206 Nurse Ratchet, count me in on the Alaskan cruise. El Jefe had not wanted to go on a cruise (too confining, probably boring) but we had been to 49 states and just this past summer he agreed to an Alaskan cruise next summer. Yay! Unfortunately, he passed away suddenly in August. So it’ll just be me to get 50 states.

Posted by: Akua Makana at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (YkUJb)

280 Do it...for SCIENCE!
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 09:11 PM (vW3YN)

That sounds like a lot more fun than what I'm currently doing, which is taking zinc, elderberry, extra vitamin D, and sinus rinses.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (ObYMu)

281 219 Harvey Weinstein was put on an ice floe to protect the Clintons and all the other Hollywood degenerates.

He should be bitter and tell tales.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

++++

The thing about Epstein is that he serves as an excellent example to others

--HRC

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (gv7Yb)

282 Cats would make great engineers.
Posted by: SFGoth

If they make a cat with OCD instead of ADD, watch out.

Posted by: mikeski at December 19, 2022 09:16 PM (P1f+c)

283 They ARE the better mousetrap.
Posted by: Oldcat

The Oldcat is faster than the middle-aged goth.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 19, 2022 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

284
Have you been missing or are we just commenting at different times?
Posted by: G'rump928

Not too much in the last few weeks.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:17 PM (hS/Zs)

285
I comment sparingly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:18 PM (hS/Zs)

286 Posted by: Akua Makana at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (YkUJb)

I'm terribly sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:19 PM (ObYMu)

287 Not too much in the last few weeks.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:17 PM (hS/Zs)

I get worried when people just drop off. Speaking of which, I've been missing Vic, Oldest and Fatherless, in the morning. Is he alive?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:19 PM (yQpMk)

288 I'm dreading Thursday. I've been stuck in the house today and tomorrow. Can't drive the car because it needs a brake job. I'm about to go insane.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 19, 2022 09:14 PM (nxdel)

Jewells, what's happening Thursday?

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:19 PM (ObYMu)

289
There are lots who are MIA.

Hrothgar?

Ladyl?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:20 PM (hS/Zs)

290 I comment sparingly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:18 PM (

I think I need to follow your example.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:21 PM (eGTCV)

291 199. Ronna is Mitts niece.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 09:21 PM (/1teD)

292 Jordan61.. big snowstorm moving through.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 19, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel)

293 266 236 I would never get J on a cruise, ever. But that doesn’t mean I couldn’t go by myself, i suppose.
Posted by: Piper at December 19, 2022 09:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

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The Paolo, he is, how do you say, opening new bookings for the weekly rates.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 19, 2022 09:22 PM (Qzn2/)

294 As one commentator noted, that is not Mont Blanc, but another peak nearby. There is an elevator that will take you to the top of this peak, and in the summer of 2016 a young Exile discovered that the elevator sometimes breaks down. Mountains get snow all year round too...

Posted by: Corona Exile-Back_in_exile at December 19, 2022 09:23 PM (62BOJ)

295 SiD,

Had to replace mine right before the move. Was able to get a loan to cover most of it and the shop was able to find a rebuilt with a nation wide warranty. Didn't delay me by much. Hopefully, this will go smoothly and you'll be on the road soon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 09:23 PM (uz3Px)

296 Jordan61

Bitter cold. And she is in an urban heat island!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

297 Ronna is Mitts niece.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 09:21 PM (/1teD)

She's a Romney. The whole clan is tainted by evil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 09:24 PM (tkR6S)

298 Trump is starting "Breath Stinks" Club and only Trump supporters can be members...

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 19, 2022 09:24 PM (9VD3c)

299 The more I comment the more likely I am to get inappropriate.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:24 PM (eGTCV)

300 Everyone in the house has a cold except for me. I'm sure I'm going to get it just in time for Christmas.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:02 PM (ObYMu)

Okay, do exactly what I tell you to do. For the next week, drink and smoke at every possible opportunity. Get the strongest whiskey you can find and the fattest, most pungent cigars. Make your mouth and the back of your throat as inhospitable as possible to foreign invaders.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 19, 2022 09:11 PM (vW3YN)

Basically, life at castle berserker during the holidays. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 09:25 PM (VwHCD)

301 I like those Selbu mittens! I should go through my yarn and organize it by projects. And I have to stop buying lace weight yarn.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 09:25 PM (uz3Px)

302 285
I comment sparingly.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Untrue But Accurate Tales at December 19, 2022 09:18 PM (hS/Zs)

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It's best not to bowl over your audience with volume. Go for the rare solid strike, then split for a while.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2022 09:25 PM (Qzn2/)

303 Jordan61.. big snowstorm moving through.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 19, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel)

Ohh, I don't blame you! Flounder & I were texting during our last snowstorm and decided Greta Thunberg can suck it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:26 PM (ObYMu)

304 Ronna is Mitts niece.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 19, 2022 09:21 PM (/1teD)

Damn, at a fast glance I read Ronna is mitt's piece.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 09:26 PM (VwHCD)

305 277 For some reason I'm reminded of an occasion from my childhood when, according to the story, when I was acting up in church and my dad took me out to explain things to me.
As he was carrying me out I loudly asked the congregation to pray for me.
Apparently I got away with it that day.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:15 PM (eGTCV)

That is priceless!!!!!!!

Posted by: Moki at December 19, 2022 09:26 PM (JrN/x)

306 Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at December 19, 2022 09:24 PM (9VD3c)

Sick burn.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 19, 2022 09:26 PM (ObYMu)

307 They just don't know how that storm is going to go. Now they think a high of 2 on Thursday and low of -11.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 09:27 PM (uz3Px)

308 We have one Elf on the Shelf and two Snoops on the Stoop coming as gifts. I hope they get here before Christmas.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:28 PM (yQpMk)

309 Damn, at a fast glance I read Ronna is mitt's piece.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 09:26 PM (VwHCD)

Well, ya never know, do you!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 09:28 PM (tkR6S)

310 Akua Makana - my condolences. And kudos to you for planning to take a cruise regardless! You are strong.

Jordan, don't forget the quercetin to help the zinc along.

Screaming - oh my lord, woman. What a relief that the transmission is covered!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 09:29 PM (xFqkK)

311 I was heretofore unaware of the Elf on the Shelf storyline. He's Santa's Snitch.

Why a kid would want one I don't get.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) snaps out of his revelry at December 19, 2022 09:30 PM (yQpMk)

312 It's best not to bowl over your audience with volume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2022 09:25 PM (Qzn2/)

Haven't seen many metal bands I take it? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 09:32 PM (VwHCD)

313 I'm dreading Thursday. I've been stuck in the house today and tomorrow. Can't drive the car because it needs a brake job. I'm about to go insane.
Posted by: jewells45
___

You get used to it.

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 09:35 PM (wvwzL)

314 Had to replace mine right before the move. Was able to get a loan to cover most of it and the shop was able to find a rebuilt with a nation wide warranty. Didn't delay me by much. Hopefully, this will go smoothly and you'll be on the road soon.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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I'm taking it in to my regular shop (where I have the warranty) tomorrow for their opinion. It was at the Jeep dealer for a couple of recalls and we thought the transmission issues might be related to one of the recalls. Apparently not. Jeep service said it would take them 10-12 days to get one in...

I did allow myself some extra days before the new job starts, at least that shouldn't be an issue.

It was nice when I could say, My husband is a mechanic, let me call him... sometimes the diagnosis changed real quick...

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 19, 2022 09:35 PM (pkAcY)

315 The new Dorcus Blimline doesn't hold a candle to the original.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 09:35 PM (tkR6S)

316 @253

Cats without slide rules will often need to cipher longer in their cat minds about death defying leaps.

Posted by: micky at December 19, 2022 09:35 PM (3byMq)

317 As kids, we had that Elf on a Shelf watching over our every move. I hated that smirking little snitch!

Mom gave it to me some decades ago (apparently it was originally purchased as a baby-gift for me) and that ugly smirk is *still* packed away in a box...somewhere

Posted by: JQ at December 19, 2022 09:36 PM (o0Fxd)

318 The more I comment the more likely I am to get inappropriate.
Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints?
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Isn't inappropriate a minimum requirement around here?

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 19, 2022 09:37 PM (pkAcY)

319 Damn, at a fast glance I read Ronna is mitt's piece.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 19, 2022 09:26 PM (VwHCD)

Made me snort.

Posted by: That NLurker it comes in pints? at December 19, 2022 09:37 PM (eGTCV)

320 Javems, I read its going to get pretty chilly in your area - i am happy you have a warm scarf!

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 08:57 PM (xFqkK)

I do, and a beautiful one at that!

Posted by: Javems at December 19, 2022 09:37 PM (AmoqO)

321 Mom gave it to me some decades ago (apparently it was originally purchased as a baby-gift for me) and that ugly smirk is *still* packed away in a box...somewhere
Posted by: JQ at December 19, 2022 09:36 PM (o0Fxd)

Sounds like a perfect vehicle for a demonstration of Tannerite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 19, 2022 09:38 PM (tkR6S)

322 How much negative income does each comment un generate?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at December 19, 2022 09:41 PM (/GJxV)

323 I went to the shop that my husband said was the best transmission shop in town. They could have rebuilt mine but it would have taken a week and would have had a warranty only at their shop. They were so amazing to find one for me and get it installed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 19, 2022 09:42 PM (uz3Px)

324 How about more links to Steve Inman?

Posted by: Jim Don Bob at December 19, 2022 09:43 PM (nnFNT)

325 Lol, AOP! Tannerite... yesssss...

Posted by: JQ at December 19, 2022 09:44 PM (o0Fxd)

326 VAERS Shows a 4070% Increase in Miscarriages and Stillbirths Since mRNA Roll-out

https://tinyurl.com/3erdtffm

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 09:45 PM (Cv0a2)

327 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be warm and toasty in the upcoming Storm Greta.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 19, 2022 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

328 VAERS Shows a 4070% Increase in Miscarriages and Stillbirths Since mRNA Roll-out

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Our trusted government first engineered a bio weapon to infect us, then an antidote to poison us.

It's been quite a run so far.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 19, 2022 09:47 PM (Qzn2/)

329 If anyone is wondering why 'Dorcus Blimline' is such a foul-minded cretinous swine, just consider the pseudonym he allowed his guilty subconscious to choose for him

We all know that 'Marcus' is the Latin equivalent of 'Mark'. What do you think 'Dorcus' is the Latin form of?

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at December 19, 2022 09:48 PM (DRH0n)

330 Dorcus Blimline is Mary Cloggenstein's sister. IIRC

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at December 19, 2022 09:50 PM (1DgE4)

331 Good night, Salty. And how worrisome that must have been to have your wife be incommunicado! Glad it all turned out ok.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 19, 2022 09:50 PM (xFqkK)

332 G'night dear Salty!

Posted by: screaming in digital at December 19, 2022 09:50 PM (pkAcY)

333 It's going to be -32 deg F on Thursday. I may have to walk to the liquor store.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 19, 2022 09:51 PM (geVLo)

334 ont up

Posted by: SMH that God hasn't lobbed a Texas-sized asteroid at us yet at December 19, 2022 09:52 PM (Cv0a2)

335 Not fake Mont Blanc. Skied it at 17. Actually more terrifying than it looks. But best ski day ever

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Posted by: Tom at December 20, 2022 04:29 AM (nvjMX)

338 Pic is real best I can tell. It's not an old structure, though, it's a more modern hotel with a cable car to get up to it.

Posted by: Goober at December 20, 2022 11:36 AM (Hgvgt)

339
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