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Canine Cultural Exchange Cafe
FiRsT!!! Showing a hawk the way out the door. The Engineer. Bobcat kitten. Seamoot. Trust fall with dog. Moose crossing. Spotted ray. This tapir has got a great big nose. Three-year-old owns the drums at a concert performance. Lewd dog!
Don't worry mom. We'll help you..🐶🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/cjrGpb6tDl
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 13, 2022
Puppy loves playing with balloons..🐶🐾🎈😍😅 pic.twitter.com/jiOCqghzOD
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 13, 2022
The little tongue.. 😊
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 12, 2022
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Bird loves singing, but dog...🐦🎶 🐶🎄😏😅
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) December 13, 2022
Sound on..🔊🆙pic.twitter.com/f5Xd1tNXF5
Dog invades stage of cultural presentation.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/eHhjM2VSaZ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 12, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2022 07:10 PM (tAqdW)
Thanks Ace.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2022 07:12 PM (oiERh)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2022 07:12 PM (C1Zwz)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2022 07:17 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2022 07:12 PM
So you tried the miso soup that HordeSource recommended?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2022 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)
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Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2022 07:20 PM (oiERh)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 07:20 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 07:21 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 13, 2022 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2022 07:22 PM (yF4Vp)
Who needs aliens?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2022 07:22 PM (yF4Vp)
*raises hand*
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at December 13, 2022 07:23 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2022 07:23 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Thanks.
If they had been used in 'Jurassic Park' I would have believed them to be CGI.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2022 07:24 PM (oiERh)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 13, 2022 07:24 PM (M3hSG)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2022 07:25 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2022 07:25 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2022 07:26 PM (hPvGe)
Willowed
KJP: “I am covered here by the Hatch Act.”
__________
Shouldn't that be the Mann Act?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2022 07:14 PM (MoZTd)
This is another Junta bit of lying BS that makes me simply want to give up on more and more days.
KJP and Jenny Plflapjacks before her refuse(d) to answer political-topic questions by claiming they cannot due to the Hatch Act (if you don't know what this means, it takes too long to explain).
Yet Jenny and KJP routinely open White House Press Conferences by yelling out the latest Junta talking points about atrocities against Gaia and humanity committed by elected and un-elected Republicans. Whom they often call-out by name.
It's the game of: I Get To Slander People In Public But Cannot Be Questioned About it.
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2022 07:26 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2022 07:20 PM (oiERh)
Shoebills...
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 13, 2022 07:26 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2022 07:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2022 07:27 PM (63Dwl)
>>What species of bird are those in the cafe photo?
Murder Birds, they identify as Dinosaurs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 07:27 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: x-ray jeff at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (iQfO7)
Posted by: Chuck C at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Glenn John at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (M3hSG)
...lie to me if you must!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2022 07:29 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 13, 2022 07:29 PM (gv7Yb)
aww, never mind, it's no use trying to be funny these days
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2022 07:28 PM (AMIL/)
Come on, it's still worth it. "Flock of Seagulls at the Aviary in '96."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 13, 2022 07:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2022 07:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 13, 2022 07:31 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2022 07:32 PM (AMIL/)
Shoebills are actually related to pelicans (and they poop on themselves to stay cool).
Ambush predators of the swamps of Africa.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 13, 2022 07:33 PM (M3hSG)
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 13, 2022 07:33 PM (wE246)
Getting a trapped bird out of your abode isn't easy, especially small birds.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at December 13, 2022 07:34 PM (jTmQV)
The downside of having dogs help you in a Tug of War contest is they don't always coordinate their tugging direction with yours.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 13, 2022 07:34 PM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: bluebell at December 13, 2022 07:34 PM (pTb/Z)
Their preferred habitat is swamps and wetlands. Their main prey is lungfish, catfish, and tilapia.
They have enormous wings that can span up to eight ft, which they use for soaring.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at December 13, 2022 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Geriatric Fonzie at December 13, 2022 07:35 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 07:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 07:35 PM (1I6o+)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 13, 2022 07:36 PM (gv7Yb)
Heyyy! *bppppt*
Posted by: Geriatric Fonzie at December 13, 2022 07:35 PM (iayUP)
That's cool!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2022 07:36 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2022 07:37 PM (l+kMy)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 07:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2022 07:40 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Igor at December 13, 2022 07:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Michael Stipe at December 13, 2022 07:43 PM (PiwSw)
Yeah, got an example of that old man?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2022 07:43 PM (xDh35)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Don't know but I must say you do now have my attention.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2022 07:43 PM (qoGsy)
Or you can call me Jay…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 07:44 PM (atmen)
Shoebills are actually related to pelicans (and they poop on themselves to stay cool).
Ambush predators of the swamps of Africa.
Posted by: Glenn John at December 13, 2022 07:33 PM (M3hSG)
How does one, sigh ... I know this is a bad idea asking, if one is a bird, poop on one's self? I'm trying to work out the logistics of this in my head and I'm not getting it. Like some air launched trajectory and then they dive to intercept? Or they collect it and apply later? But they don't have hands? Things like this bug me for some reason. Zefrank could probably cover this well on YouTube. I'm really glad I have air conditioning.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 07:44 PM (1I6o+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
African or European?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2022 07:45 PM (qoGsy)
Or you can call me Jay…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Wow! There's a blast from the past.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2022 07:45 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.........
Well, she sure has eaten a few in her day.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2022 07:45 PM (v0R5T)
"Don't you realize I know where he keeps the firearms, and I am well trained in their use."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at December 13, 2022 07:45 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2022 07:46 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2022 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
>>I know this is a bad idea asking
Much like one never wants to see another persons porn tastes, one does not want to know how a bird shits on itself.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 07:48 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 07:49 PM (atmen)
Avatard gets an 84% on Rotten Tomatoes.
The few negative reviews basically say it's a rerun with not much to recommend it but pretty pictures.
The positive reviews say there are pretty pictures and not a lot else.
So, if you want a movie with pretty pictures, buddy, have I got a movie for you.
Avatar: The Way of Water
It Has Pretty Pictures!
Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2022 07:49 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 13, 2022 07:50 PM (lz5hY)
So 71% of "Americans" are still so invested in the veracity of the mainstream clown show media they can't get their heads around anything not spoon fed to them by 60 Minutes and The New York Times? Democrats plus who? Who the fuck? How is that even possible at this point?
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at December 13, 2022 07:50 PM (516e+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
====
Thar kind of wisdom is probably written in one of those old scrolls in last night's cafe.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at December 13, 2022 07:51 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 07:51 PM (atmen)
>>So, if you want a movie with pretty pictures, buddy, have I got a movie for you.
It's either going to be the biggest movie of all time or an Ishtarian Flop.
I'm betting it becomes the biggest film of all time, which looking at the price of movie tickets these days, will not be much of a problem.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 07:52 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 07:35 PM (1I6o+)
This is true. Our beast lays on us to stop us from pushups or sit ups. He weighs 152, so it's rather effective.
Posted by: Moki at December 13, 2022 07:53 PM (JrN/x)
Avatar: The Way of Water
It Has Pretty Pictures!
Posted by: naturalfake
If it has pretty pictures and doesn't push wokeness it'll do fine.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at December 13, 2022 07:53 PM (l+kMy)
Every bird has something about it that's creepy.
Shoebill: Enough said
Penguin: Sarlacc pit for a mouth
Duck: Corkscrew penis
etc.
Posted by: ballistic at December 13, 2022 07:55 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 13, 2022 07:56 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at December 13, 2022 07:33 PM (wE246)
They made a new Marlowe movie with Liam Neeson and Diane Kruger that was supposed to be out this year. I read it was so bad people walked out of it at its premiere at some film festival in Spain. Now they bumped releasing until February.
Can't they find age-appropriate actors?
Posted by: lowandslow at December 13, 2022 07:56 PM (qH6FZ)
>>Hot take: Birds --all of them-- are creepy as shit.
Well, 250 million years ago, they were Dinosaurs, rulers of the earth and then The Universe tried to take them out.
That type of thing will really do a number on a species.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 07:57 PM (up/3i)
What the effervescence is this doing in the WHTEHOUSE?! We just aren’t a serious country anymore.
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Fettermans Lump at December 13, 2022 07:58 PM (dXilO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 07:49 PM (atmen)
In some parts of the world, that's considered good luck.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 07:59 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 07:59 PM (nyNfz)
It's either going to be the biggest movie of all time or an Ishtarian Flop.
I'm betting it becomes the biggest film of all time, which looking at the price of movie tickets these days, will not be much of a problem.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 07:52 PM (up/3i)
Oh, I suspect it'll do very well. At least, the first week.
It has zero competition at a time of year when there's usually a lot of movie going.
Good? Bad? It won't really matter. Right now, it's the only game in town.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2022 07:59 PM (KLPy8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 13, 2022 08:00 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
The fall of empires is always preceded by an age of decadence.
Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2022 08:00 PM (UewuT)
True. But my grandmother told us if a wild bird flies in your house it's an omen of death. I would have freaked out if that hawk had flown in my house.
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (nyNfz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (1n+EO)
Hope everyone has a great evening
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (xhxe8)
I see those birds topside and right away, some critters from Oz.
Land of flying monkeys and trees that throw apples.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (63Dwl)
I drop the stick and I've got to start from the beginning.
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 08:02 PM (dQoNW)
I've been nailed a couple times by seagulls. I did not feel lucky.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 07:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
on your back means extra GAINZZ
Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2022 08:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (nyNfz)
Vulture or crow would have sealed it. Game over,man
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 13, 2022 08:04 PM (/6GbT)
One bombed me once on my way to an interview. All over the shoulder of a brand new suit jacket. I was pissed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 13, 2022 08:05 PM (Xrfse)
I've been nailed a couple times by seagulls. I did not feel lucky.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Back in the day, the bride and I were driving across the Peace Bridge, and I got shit on, through the sunroof, by a seagull.
She thought it Hi-Larious...
Me...not so much.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 08:05 PM (CCSxw)
True. But my grandmother told us if a wild bird flies in your house it's an omen of death. I would have freaked out if that hawk had flown in my house.
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (nyNfz)
Doesn't have to be YOUR death. If you kill the bird, then its an omen of HIS death.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2022 08:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 07:49 PM (atmen)
In some parts of the world, that's considered good luck.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 07:59 PM (CCSxw)
You made that up didn't you.
Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2022 08:06 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:07 PM (nyNfz)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 07:59 PM (CCSxw)
You made that up didn't you.
Posted by: Javems at December 13, 2022 08:06 PM (AmoqO)
No...I'm serious.
I think it's a Greek thing. I haven't Googled it though, so it may be bullshit.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 08:08 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 13, 2022 08:08 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: CppThis at December 13, 2022 08:09 PM (UewuT)
Missing link in my sock.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 13, 2022 08:09 PM (Vwz3I)
True. But my grandmother told us if a wild bird flies in your house it's an omen of death. I would have freaked out if that hawk had flown in my house.
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (nyNfz)
Did your grandmother live in Bodega Bay perchance?
Posted by: Mitch Brenner at December 13, 2022 08:09 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: MikeN at December 13, 2022 08:10 PM (dyjoT)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 13, 2022 08:10 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:11 PM (nyNfz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 08:11 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 08:11 PM (mE7cY)
In Biden's America it is the best thing to happen to you all day.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 13, 2022 08:12 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:02 PM
Better that then us, many here say.
Posted by: Surprise Otters, AoSHQ Local #2 at December 13, 2022 08:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Listen, I am launching a new class in January so I am working through the flow of it over and over and over. Right now I am feeling muscles I forgot I had and feeling ridiculously old in the process. My gainzzz will be lifting my arms up and not wincing!
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 13, 2022 08:13 PM (atmen)
Posted by: EveR at December 13, 2022 08:13 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 13, 2022 08:08 PM (lz5hY)
Heh...
Back when I was a pup, we'd go and visit my uncle at the Jersey Shore.
He'd take us out on his boat, ostensibly to fish, but he and my dad would drink instead.
We'd pick up Hoagies for food to eat, and as always the seagulls would swarm us...even on when under way.
We would take a measure of revenge by tucking the pull tabs from our soft drinks in pieces of bread. The greedy bastards wolfed them down...sorry, not sorry!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 08:13 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at December 13, 2022 08:14 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 13, 2022 08:05 PM
I thought it was the shi*ts!
Posted by: The seagull at December 13, 2022 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dressed like 1950 at December 13, 2022 08:15 PM (9X60i)
This is a surprising discover of a large animal unknown previously in South America. Although unrecognized, the initial species turns out to have been collected by Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:15 PM (xhaym)
This is a surprising discover of a large animal unknown previously in South America. Although unrecognized, the initial species turns out to have been collected by Teddy Roosevelt.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:15 PM (xhaym)
A man, a plan, a canal, Columbia!
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 13, 2022 08:17 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 08:13 PM (ZdaMQ)
Cat-zer-size then? They are a lot harder to lift than bar bells, especially if they are runners.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2022 08:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2022 08:17 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ziggy Stardust at December 13, 2022 08:19 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 08:20 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 07:20 PM (mE7cY)
Some people just attract critters. I have met a few and it is insane. From how she acted I am going to guess she gets dogs and cats wandering up to her all the time.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:21 PM (up/3i)
Flying rats.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
We kinda like 'em out here
#history
Posted by: Citizens of Utah at December 13, 2022 08:22 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:21 PM (up/3i)
If there's one guy who won't give a shit about being canthelled, it's Mike.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 08:23 PM (CCSxw)
Missing link in my sock.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 13, 2022 08:09 PM (Vwz3I)
The first one was dug up in Kansas. They shipped it off to a paleontologist but unfortunately that guy put the head on what was the butt end and thought the neck was a tail. When the mistake was found out a rival paleontologist made a series of jokes about it in journals during the competitive fossil discovery era called "The Bone Wars".
"The Bone Wars" would work as a good name for both a metal album and a fantasy themed pr0n flick.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:24 PM (1I6o+)
>>If there's one guy who won't give a shit about being canthelled, it's Mike.
Thwell, I was thwonly bweing thwung in thweek.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:24 PM (up/3i)
What the effervescence is this doing in the WHTEHOUSE?! We just aren’t a serious country anymore.
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 07:57 PM (ZdaMQ)
I read an article today commenting that it seemed that Yoel Roth of the Twitter S&S board was part of the gay mafia trying to change the culture through control over it . . . And I figure that is about as accurate a comment as I can think of
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:29 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2022 08:01 PM (nyNfz)
Who's death? Make sure and use a baseball bat.
(A friend's family is Sicilian, she commented once if you find a dead black bird on your doorstep, leave by way of the window. Birds are such lovely creatures, aren't they? I love to watch them)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Gwenn at December 13, 2022 08:32 PM (9Gr7n)
Some people just attract critters. I have met a few and it is insane. From how she acted I am going to guess she gets dogs and cats wandering up to her all the time.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)
----
You just described my mother, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at December 13, 2022 08:33 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2022 08:35 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:20 PM (xhaym)
Cats love me. All cats love me. I'll be at a farm and a cat will come up, and start weaving between my legs and If I'm sitting will jump up sometimes and start to boop me with their nose. Then I look at the owners and they're completely freaked because it's an old farm cat that has never ever gone near another human being in their life. They're like, "don't move a muscle, this has never happened".
I'm massively allergic to cats to the extent that my skin blisters up, my eyes puff up and my air passages start to close up. I don't dislike them I just realize I can't ever interact with them because it would kill me so I don't. But somehow cats sense this and are all "oh hello friend".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:36 PM (1I6o+)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:24 PM (1I6o+)
Bone Machine, by Tom Waites
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Gwenn at December 13, 2022 08:37 PM (9Gr7n)
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Russia is weird. I was scolded for sitting on the ground, because my ovaries would dry up, or something to that effect.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 13, 2022 08:37 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: banana Dream
I'm allergic to mosquitoes and they love me. I can get skeeter but indoors when nobody else is.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2022 08:38 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:40 PM (xhaym)
We'll post a notice on the local Facebook pages. I'll run him to the vet and see if he has a chip.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 13, 2022 08:41 PM (kts79)
For me, it's dogs. Even the ornery ones seem to trust me. It's always been that way. Not sure why that is. If only I could do that with people. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 13, 2022 08:42 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: ballistic at December 13, 2022 08:33 PM (oXNqT)
It is like living with St. Francis of Assisi who also whacks you with a wooden spoon, isn't it?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:43 PM (up/3i)
Me too. I'm a dog magnet.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 08:47 PM (dQoNW)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:48 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:43 PM (up/3i)
Bunny Bouncer
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 08:48 PM (dQoNW)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 13, 2022 08:48 PM (I6rP4)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:36 PM (1I6o+)
I've heard that attributed to a sufferer being "more polite" at cat body language by not looking directly, reaching for, speaking to, etc. I'm not sure that is really the case.
I've got a good rapport - one time before college I was alone without a cat and I found I could see cats walking the streets in Chicago at night and even get them to walk out to almost within reach.
I did find one year in the 80s that talking to a cat in an annoying old lady voice is so annoying to them that not only did that cat quit waking me up in the morning for 20 years but she trained all other cats adopted and they have trained all the other cats for 20 years more without me doing anything.
So try speaking to a cat you see in an annoying squeaky voice and see if that warns them off.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2022 08:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 13, 2022 08:48 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:49 PM (up/3i)
Splitting Hares.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:49 PM (up/3i)
I don't get it .
😀
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 08:49 PM (dQoNW)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:40 PM (xhaym)
A bunch of benadryl in my mouth in the first thirty minutes and I'm fine but sleepy. More than a half hour without benadryl and more extreme measures are used. But benadryl knocks me out and unfortunately there's no prophylactic treatment for severe cat allergies. I've always thought they were neat and I like dogs and I've always kind of wanted a cat because you always want the one thing you can't have.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:50 PM (1I6o+)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: exdem13 at December 13, 2022 08:50 PM (W+kMI)
They are not fighting, it is Lambada, the forbidden dance
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:51 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:52 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:53 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:50 PM (1I6o+)
I am afraid you already know this, but different cats have different allergy potential. I found that Maine Coon cats are better on my allergies. However, if your reaction to cats is like getting hit by a mild vesicant, then this may not be useful information
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 08:54 PM (dQoNW)
Had to kick a suspected gay man out of a restaurant because he was being all gay like.
One less gay man in Applebees!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 08:55 PM (mE7cY)
It's probably no worse than gas station sushi.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:53 PM (up/3i)
They can sell the heroin next to the charming little "flower vases".
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:56 PM (1I6o+)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:43 PM (up/3i)
A good shot.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2022 08:57 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2022 08:54 PM (xhaym)
I have heard that Siberians (not Maine Coons) have an especially low value of the reactive stuff (which is not in the hair directly, but on the cat's saliva which gets on the hairs during grooming).
Female cats are much lower in allergens than males on the average.
There are lots of claims of hypoallergenic cats out there but they are probably all smoke. Certainly it would be of great interest in general if allergicness could be bred out, so be skeptical.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 13, 2022 08:58 PM (eoQWY)
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Flying rats.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:18 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~
New York pigeons are of the devil.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2022 08:58 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 13, 2022 08:59 PM (up/3i)
Had to kick a suspected gay man out of a restaurant because he was being all gay like.
One less gay man in Applebees!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 08:55 PM (mE7cY)
***
No one will notice. According to Biden they're getting tossed everywhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2022 09:00 PM (anj39)
@WashTimes 8m
2 Hawaii volcanoes have stopped erupting, scientists declare
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 13, 2022 09:00 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Piper at December 13, 2022 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Thank you! Maybe I can start a youtube channel for everyone's cat and become a millionaire.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 09:00 PM (1I6o+)
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 08:50 PM (1I6o+)
I have strong allergies to dogs (or at least dog dander). But fexofenadine (sold at Costco as Aller-fex) does an awesome job of eliminating the symptoms (at least for me) with no drowsiness side effect. You might try that; different anti-allergens work differently for different people.
Posted by: HTL at December 13, 2022 09:01 PM (eK24U)
Had to kick a suspected gay man out of a restaurant because he was being all gay like.
One less gay man in Applebees!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 08:55 PM (mE7cY)
***
No one will notice. According to Biden they're getting tossed everywhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2022 09:00 PM (anj39
Don't I know it! I saw a man wearing crocks and a messenger bag being escorted out of a LongHorns on the way home. It's an epidemic. Thank God Biden made a law against it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:01 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 09:03 PM (dQoNW)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2022 08:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Up until a couple of weeks ago, I would have said the same thing...
And then I got bit, walking around Hoyt Lake. 67 years, and never an issue regardless of breed, and then this hound of some sorts, runs across its owner and bites me on the arm.
I was so shocked, I never checked my arm, and never thought to ask the owner if their dog had shots.
I got home to see I had a pretty good set of front teeth and incisors imprinted on my skin. No puncture wounds but a good tear of the skin.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 13, 2022 09:05 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:01 PM (mE7cY)
Not soon enough.
Saw a guy on a vespa get kicked outta the drive thru at MacDs. Damned near dropped his Gucci glasses.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2022 09:05 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 13, 2022 09:07 PM (d4edd)
Yahoo! News email - "Thousands of Youths are Compelled Join Military's Junior ROTC"
I hope all you sick freaks... *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2022 09:07 PM (yF4Vp)
One less gay man in Applebees!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Picking on chemjeff again, I see
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2022 09:08 PM (Kd4bG)
There are no virgins on AoSHQ. Repeat, there are no virgins on AoSHQ.
Volcanoes are safe from us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: It's over at December 13, 2022 09:09 PM (YlPX8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2022 09:09 PM (yF4Vp)
Wait, what is ChemJeff doing at a LongHorns Steakhouse? Sure, he has tenure, but ... I thought he was at that sad, sad place Applebees.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at December 13, 2022 09:08 PM (Kd4bG)
Snort
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:10 PM (mE7cY)
There are no virgins on AoSHQ. Repeat, there are no virgins on AoSHQ.
Volcanoes are safe from us.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:08 PM (u82oZ
What about reconstituted virgins? Been a while.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:12 PM (mE7cY)
Long may your story be the favorite of critics, readers, and give you royalties to match your dreams of winning the Lottery.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:12 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2022 09:14 PM (SYTee)
There are no virgins on AoSHQ. Repeat, there are no virgins on AoSHQ. -----
Not since ChemJeff left. ( I figure I'll pile on)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 09:14 PM (dQoNW)
Since 1952? It's now 2152. Get busy. (All times +5 Romeo)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ
One of my favorite jokes!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:14 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 13, 2022 09:14 PM (qpPdw)
Just kidding. I like cats, but I don't get cats that are normally wild swarming me.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2022 09:15 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:15 PM (u82oZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZZbXDA3uRQ
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 13, 2022 09:15 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2022 09:15 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don't Be a Sissy! at December 13, 2022 09:16 PM (dXilO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:17 PM (u82oZ)
Yahoo! News email - "Thousands of Youths are Compelled Join Military's Junior ROTC"
I hope all you sick freaks... *types* *deletes*
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2022 09:07 PM (yF4Vp)
***
Never read Yahoo! News.
Just checked them out. Sheesh! It's like standing in the checkout line at the store where you're forced to read the tabloids.
Didn't see the jrotc report though, but it looks like Jennifer Aniston is on her 20th or 21st child.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2022 09:17 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 13, 2022 09:17 PM (11zNb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2022 09:18 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2022 09:14 PM (SYTee)
Three inches is a lot!
Posted by: That's What She Said at December 13, 2022 09:18 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 13, 2022 09:17 PM (11zNb
I don't like clowns.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:18 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 13, 2022 09:19 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 13, 2022 09:19 PM (11zNb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2022 09:18 PM (sAmhv)
---
We have a few red-tailed hawks lurking about the campus where I work. Never got within a foot of one, but I have come surprisingly close...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 13, 2022 09:20 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 13, 2022 09:20 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2022 09:20 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 13, 2022 09:19 PM (11zNb)
What did you think I was talking about?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:21 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 13, 2022 09:21 PM (nxdel)
A worldly older woman I knew as a yut told me snowfall is like men. "Until you see it, you don't know how many inches you are getting."
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 13, 2022 09:22 PM (11zNb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2022 09:18 PM (sAmhv)
Used to have a family of RedHawks that nested on the Memorial Golf course in Houston. Knowing the city they probably destroyed their habitat when they redesigned the course for the PGA tournament. ( they ruined the course by the way)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 09:22 PM (dQoNW)
Posted by: Brittney Griner at December 13, 2022 09:22 PM (RzvAh)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2022 09:22 PM (3ImbR)
Your lovely card arrived today, thrilling my wife and I. Thank you.
Prayers ongoing, as before. But you got this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
I know. Really made me realize how much I miss that man.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 13, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2022 09:24 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: HTL at December 13, 2022 09:01 PM (eK24U)
I've tried Allegra before and while it does seem to be more aggressive against a lot of things like seasonal allergies than certirizine or xyzal it doesn't really touch the immediate cat problems. Benedryil works quick in thirty minutes my hives go down and I can breath. I have to scrub my hands real good though, change clothes and wash out my eyes because any leftover cat stuff on me will start the whole process again later in the day.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 09:25 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Yeah I figured as much. Kind of like Steve whatshisface that used to post here.
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 09:27 PM (dQoNW)
Posted by: polynikes at December 13, 2022 09:30 PM (dQoNW)
E.g., Vitellius, Otho, Didius Julianus
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2022 09:30 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 13, 2022 09:30 PM (mE7cY)
Canine Cultural Exchange Cafe
-------
Exchange? Sounds good.
I'll trade you a twink in a leather mask for 10lbs of Milk-Bones and a couple of those Kong toys.
#CallMe
Posted by: Sam Brinton at December 13, 2022 09:31 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 13, 2022 09:07 PM (d4edd)
mr not
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 09:32 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2022 09:33 PM (3Or4S)
May you all be COVID-19 Wuhan, flu, and respiratory syncytial virus free.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at December 13, 2022 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
#CallMe
Posted by: Sam Brinton at December 13, 2022 09:31 PM (oINRc)
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Pssst. I have ladies' luggage. Inbound too, so full of dirty panties.
Call me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2022 09:33 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 13, 2022 09:24 PM (nxdel)
~~~~~
#MeToo. The one where he talks about Christmas sounds like it was recorded when he was sick, December, 2020. He voice had already began to change a bit then.
I can't believe it's been almost two years. But then, I feel like I've lost the last three years entirely because of all the stupid COVID disruptions.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2022 09:38 PM (3ImbR)
George S. Pawtton it is, then!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 13, 2022 09:38 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 13, 2022 09:39 PM (+hI+T)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2022 09:40 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2022 09:40 PM (geVLo
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You misspelled inedible.
Posted by: A Coyote at December 13, 2022 09:41 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 13, 2022 09:41 PM (+hI+T)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 13, 2022 09:43 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2022 09:44 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2022 09:44 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 13, 2022 09:38 PM (3ImbR)
I tried my best to reject the entire concept of self-isolation, masking, etc. But even being aggressively anti...everything, I still lost out.
One day I will meet one of the many principals in this profoundly anti-freedom scam in a bar, and hopefully I won't have to spend time in jail for knocking his (or her) teeth down his throat.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2022 09:45 PM (XIJ/X)
It is very easy to accept when the intel community is on your side, willing to enforce your marxist dictatorship.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 13, 2022 09:47 PM (+hI+T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 13, 2022 09:44 PM (Qzn2/)
The parking lot of one of my work locations was about 1/3 of a mile from the building (big operation that required the space). I remember going in early in the mornings and often hearing a huge owl swooosh past me on its hunting rounds. Amazing stuff....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2022 09:47 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2022 09:48 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 13, 2022 09:39 PM (+hI+T)
Agreed. Mostly screechy and loud.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2022 09:49 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 13, 2022 09:49 PM (+hI+T)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at December 13, 2022 09:51 PM (/6bcX)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 13, 2022 09:53 PM (geVLo)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2022 09:55 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 13, 2022 09:39 PM (+hI+T)
I don't get it either. I also never liked the Sacha Cohen stuff. Comedy bits that all revolve around making people uncomfortable in real life and squirm actually repulse me. Social awkwardness is kind of nightmare fuel for me and I noped out of that video seconds in. Strange though that I like comic the insult dog bits and too bad about him joining up with the other regime court jesters for this year's capital clapter propaganda.
Posted by: banana Dream at December 13, 2022 09:58 PM (I8nLU)
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