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Thursday night! It's a good night to go out with a girl. Here's a tip on how to set the right tone for the date.
Ha! Now They've Got NOTHING On Us!
Americans are nicer than Canadians, airplane etiquette survey reports
Not so nice after all, eh? Canadians are inconsiderate travelers — even more so than those boisterous, barefooted Americans, if you can believe it. The verdict comes from an Expedia airplane etiquette survey, which ranked each nationality in terms of their travel manners.
Don’t let that seemingly non-stop barrage of viral videos featuring ugly Americans fool you — because the US earns high marks across the board for friendly flying.
Canadians upon hearing the news:
So this woman and her family were attacked in their home by a knife wielding manic. She recounts how her husband was desperately holding the bedroom door shut as the criminal thrust his knife through it (and where was your gun lady? If someone is thrusting a knife through my bedroom door, I guarantee you I'd be sending a bunch of little presents back their way). Thankfully they survived, and the man, who she readily admits was mentally ill, was arrested. He died in prison. So, after describing the terrible attack, and identifying that the attacker was mentally ill, she spends the rest of article speculating without a single shred of evidence offered, (not so much as a dog eared copy of Sarah Palin's autobiography in his possession) that the man may have been motivated by antisemitism fostered by “right-wing hate mongers” such as...Tucker Carlson. It's insane. She can't just have been unlucky enough to cross paths with a psycho, no, she has to spin it all out into a larger conspiracy theory, one targeted at her because of her in-group identity, one than makes her not just the victim of a crime but a victim of a grand intrigue and nefarious plot. It's a psychosis. Informative Article
The Real Story Behind Drag Queen Story Hour If you've wondered to yourself “Where did this perversion come from?”, this is an excellent article for you. It traces the history of DQSH back to its roots. It's not as had to understand as you might think, it's the same old sewer of leftist filth that Marxists base their movement on, one that should be exceedingly familiar by now.
But the spirit of drag is predicated on the transgressive sexual element and the ideology of queer theory, which cannot be erased by switching the context and softening the language. The philosophical and political project of queer theory has always been to dethrone traditional heterosexual culture and elevate what Rubin called the “sexual caste” at the bottom of the hierarchy: the transsexual, the transvestite, the fetishist, the sadomasochist, the prostitute, the porn star, and the pedophile. Drag Queen Story Hour can attempt to sanitize the routines and run criminal background checks on its performers, but the subculture of queer theory will always attract men who want to follow the ideology to its conclusions.Same old intersectionality garbage. Define what's normal as “oppressive” and seek to overthrow it by elevating the fringe – in this case sick perversions like child porn, child sex and bestiality – over the healthy normal. It's the same post-modern excrement that the communist uses to justify their opposition to the free market or the totalitarian uses to explain their desire to eradicate liberty. If you're interested in that kind of stuff, I urge you to read the article. It isn't pleasant, but you'll understand the why and the how of every anti-western movement out there.
Blinded By The Light Poor kitty.
The vet visit’s gonna be expensive☠️?ﾟﾒﾩ pic.twitter.com/eQsq1XMphr
— Lukas Adamowicz (@LukasAdams44) October 28, 2022
Bah! Humbug!
These 15 Secular Christmas Songs Deserve the Death Penalty The author hates secular Christmas songs. I prefer religious carols myself, but also enjoy some secular songs. To me it's the difference between the (religious) reason for the season and the (cultural) spirit of the season. There's room for both in my world. That's not to say all secular songs are worthy of a listen, the horrid “Christmas Shoes” (which didn't make the list for some odd reason) should be consigned to the depths of a black hole, for example, but many are fun. What songs would you add to the list?
Remember The Utah! Yesterday was the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Here's an interesting article about the “forgotten” battleship that sank that day, USS Utah, and ongoing efforts to identify remains so they can be returned to their kin for proper honor and burial.
Nebraskan among 54 sailors still entombed in Pearl Harbor's 'Forgotten Ship'
Not A Good Trend Older people are increasingly living alone. That's not good for any of us
The strong sense of community previous generations experienced has largely been replaced by a false sense of togetherness in the form of social media and other online pursuits. In general, society may feel more connected, but reality shows that's not the case. Spending time alone is on the rise for all people aged 15 and older. And like the increase in those 50 and older who live alone, this broad type of loneliness started increasing well before the pandemic. None of these factors make for a cheerful report. If anything, they serve as a reminder that family is our most valuable asset, children are good, and fostering a sense of actual community, not just its online substitution, is necessary for a healthy culture. For too long, the message has been that independence and career achievement should be prized most of all. There is nothing wrong with establishing one's individual identity or advancing in a chosen field. But these things pale in comparison to the rich physical, mental, and emotional rewards of bonds with friends and family.This is another place where understanding the philosophy behind things is helpful in understanding what may seem on the surface to be undesirable outcomes are actually intended. In a socialistic worldview, elderly are a drag on society. They are done being productive, and now take out of the system without putting anything back. Where is the percentage in paying for hips, coronary bypasses, or cancer treatment for individuals who aren't working and “contributing” anymore? (Wisdom, experience, and yes, even love, don't count) If such individuals are isolated and lonely, it's easier to ease them into the great beyond than to support them. Weakening or destroying the traditional nuclear and extended family makes this easier to accomplish. Think I'm talking crazy talk? Euthanasia is now the 6th leading cause of death in Canada. Say, does anyone remember how they mocked Sarah Palin for “death panels”? Good times, good times.
A Hero Lies In You Texas attorney found dead after pulling gun on ex-girlfriend at bar There's video at the link, I recommend watch to see the two heroes at the end of the bar. Well done.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2022 09:52 PM (qFi+5)
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Posted by: WeirdDave
Yeah, but your gunsmiths were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 09:58 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Sandy at December 08, 2022 09:58 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 08, 2022 09:58 PM (wmDcS)
This rarely happens, he said.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
We need common sense early ONT control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 09:58 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 09:59 PM (Qzn2/)
* I saw this chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere once
Posted by: Zettai
Not "Carved in concrete" or "Cast into stone"?
When I hear either one of those I just want to scream.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:00 PM (qoGsy)
Good news: the price of oil is falling.
Bad news: It's because the world is sliding into recession.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 08, 2022 10:00 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:01 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:01 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 08, 2022 10:01 PM (BjGT6)
When I hear either one of those I just want to scream.
Posted by: Tonypete
What's wrong with "cast into stone"?
Posted by: Mt. St. Helens at December 08, 2022 10:02 PM (P1f+c)
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Grocery shopping today I viewed a $7.00 head of cauliflower. Not that organic shit, just the regular stuff.
Nope. I don't want it that badly.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:02 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:02 PM (nxdel)
Well done again!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2022 10:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jewells45
Prayers.
Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 10:03 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: TecumsehTea
Even this version TT? (Porky Pig)
https://youtu.be/pg7HvF3a_Iw
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:04 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: IC at December 08, 2022 10:04 PM (oX3MH)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:02 PM (nxdel)
God love you, Jewells. Prayers it goes smoothly and that you don't feel too sick afterwards.
Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 10:05 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:05 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: wing at December 08, 2022 10:05 PM (PlW9M)
Are you fully recovered from your injuries?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:06 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:06 PM (eOEVl)
My P89 Stainless brick is awesome. Run out of ammo, clock the fucker with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 08, 2022 10:06 PM (Q4IgG)
On the plus side, you'll be able to lift a car.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:06 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:06 PM (eOEVl)
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A crew?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:02 PM (nxdel)
Continuing prayers, Dear Lady. Hang tough.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (UQUAY)
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Has anyone else noticed that today's media is quick to label conservatives "far-right, or "radical far-right", yet never, ever do they refer anyone at all "far-left", much less "radical far-left".
It's not a coincidence, it's planned that way among the leftists, who completely control the national narrative and have been for years.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: Archimedes
Nerd cred.
Posted by: mikeski at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (nxdel)
Secular or religious, I hate Christmas songs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at December 08, 2022 10:08 PM (zNcSj)
Besides, who doesn't hear Jimmy (Robert Deniro) yelling "WhaddItellya!! DON'T BUY ANYTHING! DON'T BUY ANYTHING!! Fat fuck oughta wear a sign!!" when that song plays.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:08 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:08 PM (nxdel)
I believe it's to get around England's gun control laws.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2022 10:08 PM (qFi+5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Jewells, you are in my prayers regularly.
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (pkAcY)
It's not a coincidence, it's planned that way among the leftists, who completely control the national narrative and have been for years.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (i+mOk)
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The Khmer Rouge would be labeled "activist".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (nC+QA)
Do you have an email address I can contact you? My email is in my link.
Wishing only the best for you.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (i+mOk)
The greatest benefit of this is that the elderly have much wisdom and are also essential for child care for the grandkids.
Why is birthrate dropping? Well, we are no longer part of families and don't see the family as an essential purpose in life. And raising kids without the grandparents around to help out is hard.
Thanks FDR - you commie cripple megalomaniac prick.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (gfbgX)
I would expect ol' Gordie to pull the chemise over Jacques' head and start whaling away until the refs break it up.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at December 08, 2022 10:10 PM (cupoy)
So three random dudes seen walking down the street absent any Halloween, Fraternity Hazing or Sadie Hawkins, lost bet, etc.:
* One is wearing a sundress and sensible shoes
* Another is stereotypical clown Drag Queen with everything exaggerated
* A guy with hip and E cup prosthetics, makeup, hose, hair, etc. LARPing as a 1950s housewife.
The first is some odd guy with mommy issues or autism, the second has a fetish, but the last guy scares me as having full blown mental issues.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at December 08, 2022 10:10 PM (3hSHB)
Imma watch that again -- looking for wtf clues.
Posted by: micky at December 08, 2022 10:10 PM (3byMq)
Brenda Lee's version of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, I make little air guitar motions out of the riffs.
I sing "Fuck the World" along to "Do They Know It's Christmas"
As for Happy Christmas/War is Over, I mimic Yoko singing "Melly Melly Chlissmuss".
Yeh, it's probably racist but if mocking Yoko Ono is racist and wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:11 PM (qAR6u)
If there had been a real fight on gay marriage we'd still be debating that to this day...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 10:11 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2022 10:11 PM (anj39)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (nC+QA)
I always pronounced that one "Feel his navel, Dad."
Tons of back story there. Rife with it, even. Rife, I tells ya!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (0om5x)
Given that all my relationships with women have been just like Chernobyl but without the happy ending I have motivation to be alone.
Besides, this here is family.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (zNcSj)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (EVIuY)
It was then that I took my first forays into misanthropy.
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO8)
Oh my God..same here.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (tkR6S)
It doesn't have a Large Capacity Magazine! It's not a semi-automatic! It doesn't even have that shoulder thing that goes up!
Protest THIS, bitches! LOL
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveton, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (BjGT6)
Nope. I don't want it that badly.
Posted by: Tonypete
Brussels sprouts have become a luxury item.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (0Htd1)
It's easy to see how Musk figured he could make money; just fire all the people preventing viral take-offs and, boom!, more eyeballs than ever before.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (YGEUP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
I have been really disappointed by a BUNCH of people the last 15 years or so. Lied to. Betrayed. Not listened to. Accused of everything under the sun... and called all kinds of names.
Alone is a lot easier at this point.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
Not because it's a fantastic song, but because it makes the Woke foam at the mouth over "rape culture"
Besides, who doesn't love Ole Dino being a bit of a lech
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:15 PM (qAR6u)
Praying for you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:15 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 08, 2022 10:15 PM (gfCY0)
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 10:15 PM (geLO8)
If there had been a real fight on gay marriage we'd still be debating that to this day...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 10:11 PM (ESjRY
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They were fighting and winning it on a Federalism basis up until the day the Supreme Court intervened.
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 10:15 PM (0om5x)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (UQUAY)
Which you will share with us? Or are you just being a tease?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM
Yes!
You've come to the right place...
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (3wbim)
Is it Festivus already?!
Posted by: I've got a lotta problems with you people at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (oTpPW)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Like my good 'ol Top use to tell us, "Do what you can afford".
Posted by: SMH at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (seGBU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (pkAcY)
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Agree. If I were to tie somebody down and prop their eyelids open, a la "A Clockwork Orange", this is what I'd play to crush their spirit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)
Imma watch that again -- looking for wtf clues.
Posted by: micky a
I think it's just sitting in some kind of light beam. It has a shadow.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (gfbgX)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:07 PM (nxdel)
Thank goodness for that! I thank God every day i didn't need chemo- I already have stomach issues, and don't need anymore. I'll still keep you in my prayers for full remission!!
Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (JrN/x)
Not because it's a fantastic song, but because it makes the Woke foam at the mouth over "rape culture"
Besides, who doesn't love Ole Dino being a bit of a lech
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:15 PM (qAR6u)
I prefer the Brian Setzer / Anne Margaret version.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (qoGsy)
I find that the older I get, the more I enjoy being alone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at December 08, 2022 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Sad to say, I've learned at an advanced age that talking to anyone the expression on people's faces is a wish that they or I was somewhere else.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (0om5x)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (EVIuY)
I was never pressured to get the shot, which is good because I would have bucked it.
I did the the 'rona last January, but I got through it. It's a thing that happens. Watched a lot of Barn Builders on the TV as I lay on the couch feeling yucky. As evidence slowly becomes more exposed, I am thankful that my company and my doctor (surprisingly) did not push the issue.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:18 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 08, 2022 10:01 PM (BjGT6)
I don't mind most of the secular Christmas songs, although some have become trite. The one Christmas song I truly hate is "Little Drummer Boy". 1: it's totally un-Biblical; 2: the parumpapumpum shit sucks donkey balls. I have heard some instrumental versions that were quite fine, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:19 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 10:19 PM (mP+mW)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM
Yes!
You've come to the right place...
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (3wbim)
Can't have ONT without OT!
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 10:19 PM (oHd/0)
We actually sang that in choir when I was in Jr. High.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:19 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (3cGpq)
*Jingle Bells*
Posted by: The Barking Dogs at December 08, 2022 10:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (pkAcY)
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I enjoy the cloying superficiality of it, not to mention the complete absence of any relation to the cultural foundation of the holiday.
But mostly the cloying superficiality.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Count de Monet
OTOH, I was in King Sooper (kroger) today and scored a 3lb tray of 80/20 ground beef for $9
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (geLO8)
Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" is nails on the blackboard level annoying
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (qAR6u)
Oh noes! There's a tridemic raging! Hospital beds filling rapidly!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:14 PM (MoZTd)
My family got it. Dayquil and Nyquil work like a charm, and three of us are immunocompromised. People need to stay home, eat chicken soup, drink fluid and calm down.
Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (JrN/x)
If you keep on calling everything "antisemitic", pretty soon than term will have no more power than "racist" or "sexist".
Which is to say, a great number if people will behind to ignore it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (+dYih)
People that hunt for food are now left with Bow & Arrows or Spears...good luck with that.
Justin Trudeau...dude, hate to say, but you should go to your bunker now.
Is it true he was Effie Castro's bastard son?
just asking...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:13 PM (EVIuY)
Are your cow-orkers chanting 'but we are grateful for the vax as it minimized our symptoms'?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2022 10:21 PM (llON8)
Do they care since it's a majority Muslim country?
Posted by: kbdabear
Whenever that song comes on my wife now tries to beat me to the punch:
"NO! Most of the world isn't Christian!!!" and then she gives me the hairy eyeball.
Apparently, I've said this once or twice.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:21 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Tonypete
Years ago I had a roommate who was a speech therapist. She told me that a lot of people in her field were highly critical of Looney Tunes cartoon characters because so many of them had speech impediments. I don't care, Looney Tunes are my favorite cartoons.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
Probably hate Bing Crosby too. Meanies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:21 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:19 PM (tkR6S)
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Donkey balls?
WTAF?
Posted by: The Little Drummer Boy at December 08, 2022 10:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 10:22 PM (sn5EN)
I like chocolate, but I don't want to eat 10 pounds a day for two months. That's what Christmas music is to me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:22 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Not every open thread is entirely open at December 08, 2022 10:22 PM (oTpPW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I always preferred Easter hymns. Catholic Easter hymns are very joyous.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: SMOD at December 08, 2022 10:23 PM (X5CsJ)
So here are a few I made up...
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
"Do You Smell What I Smell"
and my favorite....
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:23 PM (qAR6u)
Bowie and Bing Crosby has to be the worst version of that ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (qoGsy)
Well, the Orthodox care, but they celebrate it a couple of weeks later than we do. I'm indebted to whichever 'Ron or 'Ette it was who mentioned traditional Ethiopian Christian music called mezmur 'lo these many years ago.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: DB at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (geLO
3lb roll of the same going for a few cents cheaper here at $8.31 this week. Clearing out that inventory surge.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (EVIuY)
55 The Christmas song I hate with the heat of a thousand suns is "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time."
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:12 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (3cGpq)
Mine is O come, O come, Emmanuel. I really like the minor key dirgey-ness.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (eOEVl)
You left out "white supremacist". I guess accusations of racist were so overused that they had to step it up a notch.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:16 PM (9qSw/)
I figure Mary probably did. Sort of goes with the territory.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:25 PM (tkR6S)
People that hunt for food are now left with Bow & Arrows or Spears...good luck with that.
Justin Trudeau...dude, hate to say, but you should go to your bunker now.
Is it true he was Effie Castro's bastard son?
just asking...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 10:20 PM (J00IM)
He sure looks like Fidel's bastard; even if he isn't a biological one he's clearly an ideological spawn.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2022 10:25 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 10:26 PM (J00IM)
The worst thing about 8% inflation is everything is 30% more expensive.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2022 10:26 PM (CaJIi)
Mine is O come, O come, Emmanuel. I really like the minor key dirgey-ness.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (eOEVl
Good call. Love that one too!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:26 PM (9qSw/)
Mine is O come, O come, Emmanuel. I really like the minor key dirgey-ness.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (eOEVl)
I love that one too! And Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silent. That one sung with a full choir is gorgeous.
Posted by: Moki at December 08, 2022 10:26 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:26 PM (qAR6u)
So here are a few I made up...
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
"Do You Smell What I Smell"
and my favorite....
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:23 PM (qAR6u)
Ayyyyyy!
Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at December 08, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
Tell me if this is a bad idea, hordelings.
I've considered organizing a Drag Queen Story Hour at the local church and target marketing it at very liberal places like the local Universalist Unitarian church and other left organizations.
But at the event, I want my pastor to show up to read them stories from the Bible, in lieu of the drag queen.
And perhaps I might video the melt down.
I haven't run this by my Pastor, and I highly doubt he would do it, because he's a good man and not a life troll like me. But it still seems to me like a good idea.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:27 PM (+dYih)
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Oops. Sounds like someone has been sleeping for the past 20 years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:27 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:27 PM (9qSw/)
Angela Reading alerted other parents of children in the North Hanover Township Elementary School District that children from grade 4 up are being encouraged to research topics of sexuality and create LGBTQ+ posters.
Suddenly, the concerned mom found herself the target of one Lieutenant Colonel Christopher Shilling, who stated that the Joint Base (McGuire, Fort Dix and Lakehurst) are looking into her posts and informing law enforcement.
https://is.gd/NSfUKJ
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at December 08, 2022 10:27 PM (0D0Oa)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:28 PM (qAR6u)
(But I'm gonna put that thingy on the lever that the Rifleman had so I don't have to squeeze the trigger.)
Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2022 10:28 PM (VM0fq)
I love O Holy Night (especially the Eric Cartman version
. Silent Night. What Child is This.
My favorite version of Silent Night is Manheim Steamroller's Stille Nacht.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:28 PM (UQUAY)
Heh. What can you say? Who's mentally ill? Glass houses, meet stones.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:29 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (eOEVl)
My favorite as well. I also enjoy the minor key, for whatever reason.
I also like Little Drummer Boy, and in the same vein, Adoration by the Newsboys.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:29 PM (nC+QA)
VERY Legal. Ohio Ordnance marketed M-1917 & M-1919 pattern, semi-auto "clones" of their full auto brethren. They also had a .50 BMG of the Browning M-2.
Bonus: The attachment that operates the trigger from a hand-cranked wheel with a four-cam lobe to fire four round with every rotation of the handwheel? LEGAL ATF ruled that it operates the trigger four separate times, so it's not firing more than one round with a single trigger operation. They make those to fit Ruger 10/22s on up to damn near whatever you can imagine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2022 10:30 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 10:30 PM (4I/2K)
Little Drummer Boy - Punch worthy
Two Front Teeth - Face in toilet bowl worthy
And THE ABSOLUTE WORST:
Baby, It's Cold Outside - Unbelievably bad tune. Reminds you just how fucking bad jazz can be. Should be officially labeled a federal crime, explosive diarrhea, and aural chemical warfare.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2022 10:30 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:17 PM (3cGpq)
Holly, Jolly Christmas (or whatever its called) comes close.
Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 10:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cindy C
Just curious. Have you done any gloating?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:31 PM (pkAcY)
Even USS Ogala was re-floated and repaired to rejoin the war effort.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 10:32 PM (8EJMD)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:32 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: kbdabear a
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Have I got a treat for you!
"The dumps in June, ain't like perfume...."
(and also WD and Texans may enjoy the tune.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cegtiYwDU
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2022 10:32 PM (gfbgX)
Seconded.
https://tinyurl.com/2p84hm5h
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:32 PM (Xrfse)
Head of Twitter's Strategic Response Team, Jeff Carlton, who worked for CIA & FBI, deleted his LinkedIn quickly in response to #TwitterFiles. Before deleting, he changed his name to an alias to make him harder to find.
But I have an archive:
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/
1601042110857506817
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 10:33 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 10:33 PM (AmoqO)
Ah, Weird Al.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:32 PM (UQUAY)
Lol, yes!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:33 PM (nC+QA)
I would caution you as it is well known the (sic) LBGAQROSTY bunch are quite the evil bunch and may show up at your house.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 10:34 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: huerfano at December 08, 2022 10:34 PM (dTFZY)
It's beautiful
Beautiful. I just watched the Lyric Video version. That is a mystifying language.
Posted by: t-bird at December 08, 2022 10:34 PM (CaJIi)
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/
1601042110857506817.html
https://tinyurl.com/4s955cta
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 08, 2022 10:34 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:35 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:35 PM (+dYih)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:35 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 08, 2022 10:36 PM (geVLo)
Alone is a lot easier at this point.
Posted by: Romeo13
I'll say this about my family, even we're about evenly split between liberals and conservatives, we manage to mostly steer clear of political conversations, and we don't get into arguments.I credit my parents who tended to avoid confrontation. Their example was, when someone annoys you, shut up about it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:36 PM (0Htd1)
Justin Trudeau...dude, hate to say, but you should go to your bunker now.
Is it true he was Effie Castro's bastard son?
She had an affair with him that's for certain. But the dates she with with him don't exactly match up for Justin's conception.
Either Mr Trudeau got lucky in more senses then one or she had a session with Castro people didn't know about.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2022 10:37 PM (qpPdw)
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to You and Christmastime in Hell are two favorites.
https://tinyurl.com/yw23n96r
https://tinyurl.com/ka7yku6t
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (Qzn2/)
https://tinyurl.com/bdhmbp23
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: kbdabear
We do like the bad boys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (pkAcY)
Bowie and Bing Crosby has to be the worst version of that ever.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:24 PM (qoGsy)
Thank you!!! I thought I was the only person Earth who detests that song.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2022 10:39 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: kbdabear
We do like the bad boys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (0Htd1
Don't I know it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:39 PM (9qSw/)
Is it true he was Effie Castro's bastard son?
She had an affair with him that's for certain. But the dates she with with him don't exactly match up for Justin's conception.
Either Mr Trudeau got lucky in more senses then one or she had a session with Castro people didn't know about.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 08, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
istr some debate about whether or not the presstitutes had lied about the older Trudeau's travels around the time of the alleged conception, leaving enough margin that it could have happened.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2022 10:39 PM (llON8)
Even USS Ogala was re-floated and repaired to rejoin the war effort.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 10:32 PM (8EJMD)
__________
Among the battleships at the Battle of Surigao Strait (25 October 1944) were West Virginia, California, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Tennessee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 08, 2022 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:39 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (+dYih)
@elonmusk
Twitter isn't using Perkins Coie. No company should use them until they make amends for Sussman's attempt to corrupt a Presidential election.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (whySo)
*Forrest Gump wave*
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (pkAcY)
SID!!! How are you, girl? I sure do miss you!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:41 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Privately to a reluctantly vaxxed that regrets it. The owner of our small company seems to be a true believer.
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 10:41 PM (EVIuY)
Since I am still learning the roadways here at the new AO, I was using Waze to get up to Wartburg. Waze took me through, and I mean directly through, Catoosa Wildlife Mgnt Area. By the time I realized what was going on, it was too late. Twenty miles of one land forest 'roads' that were only mean for 4x4s with deep ruts and hairpin turns up and down the mountains. And you know how it's been raining the past few days. My little Toyota cried the entire time but at least we didn't get stuck in the muddy ruts.
I'll know better next time.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:42 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:42 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 10:41 PM (3cGpq)
It must be exhausting living your life in constant need of something to be angry about.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 08, 2022 10:42 PM (9qSw/)
Posted by: Cicero
Well, he was Greek so. . . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:43 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Up to my eyeballs in boxes! Moving truck comes the day after Christmas. How have you been?
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:43 PM (pkAcY)
Levelers always level down.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at December 08, 2022 10:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:42 PM (qoGsy)
Yikes! Thank God you made made it through that. Did you send Waze an email?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Count de Monet
So, 3 bucks for 12 ounces of cheese that looks like plastic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cicero
Well, he was Greek so. . . . .
I'm waiting for Santa Claus and Mr. Claus. You know it's coming.
Posted by: Archimedes at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Ladyl
{{{Ladyl}}}
trust me, you are not alone in this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:42 PM
Try Sygic GPS Navigation...
It works offline!
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:45 PM (whySo)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
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Hi Polliwog! Not yet - it will be after Christmas.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:45 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
You can buy real plastic for less.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:46 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 10:46 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: fd at December 08, 2022 10:22 PM (sn5EN)
"cuz it's Weird Dave's show tonight, not MisHum's.
I promise you that Zappa will return on Saturday.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2022 10:47 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2022 10:47 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 08, 2022 10:47 PM (BjGT6)
......
Ouch.
All too familiar with that area. My father used to be a coal miner in Rosedale and Petros.
You haven't lived until you've seen a 4wd hurst with a lift kit and a wench taking a coffin up to a family cemetery up in that area.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (+dYih)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
You can buy real plastic for less.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:46 PM (tkR6S)
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Also, most 3D printers get clogged up if you use cheese.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (Qzn2/)
Yikes! Thank God you made made it through that. Did you send Waze an email?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
No, but what I did do was change my settings to 'Motorcycle'. I was told later in the day to do that by a Gold Wing owner that was similarly affected a year or two ago. He said the algorithm won't route motorcycles onto dirt roads. He also said what throws off Waze is that all those forest fire trails and roads is that they have official names. Sure enough, when I looked at paper maps later, the dashed roads through the wilderness had real names.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: polynikes
I'm with you, that's one of my favorites. Then again, I also like "Do You Hear What I Hear?", which I don't think is terribly popular with others.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Looks like something out of Robo Cop.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 10:46 PM (CCSxw)
Imagine trying to use that thing in a running firefight, and the dangling ammo belt gets snagged on something, and breaks off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:38 PM (Qzn2/)
I refer to that, the commercials, and movies using them in far greater proportion than their percentage of the population as MBP's... "Mandatory Black Person"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:42 PM
Copilot is good, too, and FREE, but you need access to the Play Store or the App Store to get it...
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (whySo)
Don't know where this started but I'll repeat my reco of last night, for any interested, of Drachinifel's two videos about the salvage effort at Pearl. Both on UToob.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 10:49 PM (OTzUX)
@elonmusk
As @bariweiss clearly describes, the rules were enforced against the right, but not against the left
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2022 10:50 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
You can buy real plastic for less.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:46 PM (tkR6S)
Melts like plastic too.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM
What's the wench for?
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:50 PM (whySo)
https://tinyurl.com/2xpdnn5c
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:50 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:51 PM (+dYih)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (+dYih)
What's a funeral without a wench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:51 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 10:51 PM (ELYbr)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I'm pretty sure you didn't mean 'wench' but, brother, you and I have been around. KWIM? LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: nerdygirl
ng - Two examples from my AO:
yesterday the local COSTCO was OUT of eggs, any eggs (even the artisanal hand-raised, organic, free-range family farm heirloom ones);
today, I saw distilled water for $2.59 a gallon;
I can hardly wait for tomorrow...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (+dYih)
Whenever that song comes on my wife now tries to beat me to the punch:
"NO! Most of the world isn't Christian!!!" and then she gives me the hairy eyeball.
Apparently, I've said this once or twice.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:21 PM (qoGsy)
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No, only the first world countries. But I'm not going to get between you and wifey arguing, I ain't that stupid.
And also, good evening TonyPete!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (i+mOk)
That's how you've gotta reload many versions of CA "compliant" AR-15s. The magazine is fixed in place. You push the rear receiver pin, flip the upper forward, and reload the magazine from the top, via stripper clips. Lotta other weird restrictions on CA's AR-15 list of "can't haves", too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (OgsRO)
Posted by: nerdygirl
ng - Two examples from my AO:
yesterday the local COSTCO was OUT of eggs, any eggs (even the artisanal hand-raised, organic, free-range family farm heirloom ones);
today, I saw distilled water for $2.59 a gallon;
I can hardly wait for tomorrow...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
I have eggs...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 08, 2022 10:53 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Up to my eyeballs in boxes! Moving truck comes the day after Christmas. How have you been?
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:43 PM (pkAcY)
Way too busy. But moving is the worst! I've given Miley and Publius a heads up about your move. I can't wait until you meet them!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2022 10:53 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:53 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (+dYih)
It was originally an orchestral song but a lyricist put cornball words to the music a few years later.
Maybe I just have bad memories of gagging whenever a cornball Christmas Special came on tv in the 1970s
Posted by: kbdabear at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Maybe there's a hitch there that's not obvious but filtering things out via selected people, vs. posting it for the world to examine, seems sub-optimal.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (OTzUX)
The only Christmas songs I can think of right now that I don't like are "Christmas Shoes," "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," and "Let There Be Peace on Earth." (I know it's religious, it's just too dreary.)
Posted by: Dr. T at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (8EJMD)
I am still standing and Conor is still feisty, but DaughterH fell and broke an arm, so I am concerned for her!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Me too! Thank you so much!
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (pkAcY)
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Laughed out loud at that one.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (ELYbr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
In elementary school I couldn't wait to get old enough for my class to sing that one! That and So My Sheep May Safely Graze were reserved for the oldest kids. Glad they were still doing music like that at the time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Directrix Gazer at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (dAKhf)
Still. I really needed the nutrients.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:56 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (nC+QA
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Did you ever learn Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bear?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 10:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 10:57 PM (5+3xu)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 10:58 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:58 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
DiL is planning to get into the chicken and egg life. Hope she can make it work, but she has been planning this for a while!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 08, 2022 10:48 PM (0Htd1)
Oh. I love that one. When I was a kid it would make me feel very weepy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 10:59 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Shredded cheese by me went from 498yen for 500 gm to 827 yen
TBH, the old price was an anomaly. I think that store had a really bad manager in charge of setting prices (it's a chain) and before they went to electronic tags a few prices were surprisingly low.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2022 10:59 PM (gfbgX)
Thought Drachinifel had three videos dealing with the salvage at Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (8EJMD)
I believe that the salvage episodes are just the two...
He has other videos on the attack itself.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:00 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at December 08, 2022 11:00 PM (gfbgX)
I am still standing and Conor is still feisty, but DaughterH fell and broke an arm, so I am concerned for her!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
Didn't your daughter break her for recently, too? I'm so sorry. Prayers immediately...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 08, 2022 11:01 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at December 08, 2022 11:01 PM (4zxRq)
https://tinyurl.com/24p85za
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:01 PM (nEklA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (Xrfse)
Just don't engage them in a conversation on who's healthcare system is better.
It gets ugly...fast.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:01 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:02 PM (5+3xu)
I like this slow drip being explained by longtime leftist journalists better. If he dumped it all at once then it would be a one or two day event and the media would moveon.org. And no serious person can claim Taibbi or Weiss are red hat terrorists.
This slow reveal that gives even people who have no idea what Twitter actually is which is a large segment of the country is much more effective even if it is a bit slow for those of us who want it all at once. Twitter is a completely different place today than it was 2 months ago. Not that often the richest man in the world is trading comments with us nobodies and promising more.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cindy C at December 08, 2022 11:02 PM (EVIuY)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:02 PM (GuRx+)
Posted by: Ladyl at
It happened before Thanksgiving, so only one event but still problematic. And of course she has a lot going on...
Prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Not familiar. I looked it up and it's actually a thing!
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 11:03 PM (nC+QA)
https://tinyurl.com/24p85za
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:01 PM (nEklA)
Would a 4WD hurst have a Hearse shifter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:03 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:52 PM (pkAcY)
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Laughed out loud at that one.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 10:55 PM (ELYbr)
I conquer. Wait. No. I concur. *consults English 101 books*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at December 08, 2022 11:03 PM (UQUAY)
Tonypete - When you get hasseled about the 4WD hurst, just send 'em here:
https://tinyurl.com/24p85za
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oops, wrong link, here:
https://tinyurl.com/2nl9g55n
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:03 PM (/pD2r)
Tom Nichols
@RadioFreeTom
The big reveal about Twitter moderation is a classic death of expertise moment: people who didn’t know about something until now assume not knowing about it meant that it was a huge secret
5:43 PM · Dec 8, 2022
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2022 11:04 PM (+TzMF)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 08, 2022 11:04 PM (PnkSq)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Inspector and I are hoping to have some ducks for the eggs, and maybe meat.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 08, 2022 11:06 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2022 11:06 PM (+TzMF)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
It gets ugly...fast.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:01 PM (CCSxw)
Naw. I will readily agree that Canada's Medicare system sucks. Shortages, wait lists, and rationing are built in to the system. And it can be murder to find a primary care doctor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
Tom Nichols
@RadioFreeTom
The big reveal about Twitter moderation is a classic death of expertise moment: people who didn’t know about something until now assume not knowing about it meant that it was a huge secret
5:43 PM · Dec 8, 2022
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2022 11:04 PM (+TzMF)
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What about the people who KNEW ABOUT IT AT THE TIME now being proved right, asshat?
Imma gonna need some new conspiracy theories because all the old ones keep coming true!
Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (PnkSq)
Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (VM0fq)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (UUBmN)
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You can't make this shit up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
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It's as though he is...sick.
But then, I'm not a psychiatrist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:08 PM (/pD2r)
@RadioFreeTom
The big reveal about Twitter moderation is a classic death of expertise moment: people who didn’t know about something until now assume not knowing about it meant that it was a huge secret
5:43 PM · Dec 8, 2022
Posted by: Cave Johnson
Note no mention of the INABILITY for the general population to know about these things because of the stealth machinations at twatter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We prefer to call it "Medical Assistance in Dying."
Posted by: Canadian Doctors at December 08, 2022 11:08 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: The Joker, making his escape at December 08, 2022 11:09 PM (kOpft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI_FNrczzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4Y3sHyfsg
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2022 11:09 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:06 PM
Yeah... WTF?
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/ 160104212513
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:09 PM (GuRx+)
I would think that those few are staring at us now and saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? "ARE YOU KIDDING??
"GET YOUR SHIT IN ONE SOCK!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 11:09 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: lin-duh
As I recall she was told in a rather convincing manner...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 11:10 PM (8EJMD)
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 11:10 PM (2aKiJ)
Tom Nichols
@RadioFreeTom
The big reveal about Twitter moderation is a classic death of expertise moment: people who didn’t know about something until now assume not knowing about it meant that it was a huge secret
5:43 PM · Dec 8, 2022
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2022 11:04 PM (+TzMF)
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It's funny that Mr. Pretzel Logic is even worried. The Propaganda Press has totally embargoed this story tonight. Presumably, someone smarter than Tom The Village Expert is working on a better spin right now
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:11 PM (k0mmH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:11 PM (5+3xu)
Looks like it should work, but message says tweet has been deleted
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
Christ, I can't get it to work!
Anyway, it's Musk latest tweet about a new Twitter feature that will advise users on their current account status on the matter of shadow banning...
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:12 PM (GuRx+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
Man oh man...
The folks in Ontario are rabid about the Canadian system.
Anything in the area from Toronto to Ft Erie (The Golden Horsehoe) loves them the "free medical".
Things might be a bit different out your way...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:12 PM (CCSxw)
Thanks for the follow-up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:13 PM (hOUT3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI_FNrczzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn4Y3sHyfsg
Posted by: Tom Servo
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I love those too!
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 11:13 PM (pkAcY)
It's shocking that someone as musically gifted as him could write, record and release such a thing...until you realize he may well have made more money off that thing than any of his other singular songs, maybe. Then it becomes manipulative commercial genius without any artistic genius.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 08, 2022 11:14 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 11:14 PM (G/v5P)
https://t.co/Dk94ZguR20
Posted by: Cave Johnson at December 08, 2022 11:06 PM (+TzMF)
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Why not? He figures he more or less got away with it the first time, so YOLO!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:14 PM (k0mmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:14 PM (k0mmH)
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Yes. He is protected. He will never pay in any way for this. And we will be made to celebrate him.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (2aKiJ)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (52P9+)
Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 11:14 PM (G/v5P
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Yep. Having reliable, stable people is so important.
*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 08, 2022 11:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:16 PM (VHgki)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
And attesting to your responsibilities under oath makes the process foolproof!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:17 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (y1Mvi)
Agreed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:17 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2022 11:17 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:17 PM (ZLI7S)
"The Holly and The Ivy"
Take a listen...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH9ANZJpZhA
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 11:17 PM (J00IM)
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It's as though he is...sick.
But then, I'm not a psychiatrist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Nothing wrong with him that a few rifle butts to the head wouldn't fix.
I was going to make a "top men" joke about him but yeah, no. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (y1Mvi)
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Uncle Albert Admiral Halsey
*mic drop*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: 496
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And continue to pay his salary, or if he does lose his job, a large settlement with taxpayer money.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Barry Obama at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (y+Ith)
Twitter is working on a software update that will show your true account status, so you know clearly if you’ve been shadowbanned, the reason why and how to appeal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (r46W7)
Why doesn't Musk simply end the practice of shadow-banning? Either ban people outright if they are persistently dicks, or leave them be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (dXilO)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (J00IM)
Mom played piano and loved their music, especially the Christmas albums. I bought the sheet music one year.
She's been gone 20 years now...
Damn, it's so dusty in here
Posted by: JQ at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Tom Servo
And just think we will never know about the dezinformatsiya operations run by Faux, NYT, and WaPo.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (hOUT3)
https://youtu.be/mqWT9oE6EUk
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (qoGsy)
Looks like a "bottom", that one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:19 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:20 PM (VHgki)
Posted by: Cosda at December 08, 2022 11:20 PM (lGgQ5)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (whySo)
There should be more sporting rifles reloaded by strippers from clips.
Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2022 11:20 PM (VM0fq)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:15 PM (y1Mvi)
Agreed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm not impressed with it either.
Posted by: Eugene Stoner at December 08, 2022 11:20 PM (q0Hle)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg
or Fort Bliss.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (G/v5P)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (5+3xu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg
or Fort Bliss.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (G/v5P)
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Can you still take the waters at Camp Lejeune?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:18 PM (tkR6S)
He has said he will do that; I think this tool will be an extra safeguard to make sure none of his underlings in the future can reimpose such a thing without getting caught. The worst thing about the shadowbanning was that twitter was set up in a way to make the practice completely invisible to anyone except the people who were doing it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 08, 2022 11:22 PM (r46W7)
https://tinyurl.com/428u2yht
~
A beautiful song!
Another song we don't hear too often.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DRGLYqG2sgk
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 08, 2022 11:22 PM (fivxw)
Anything by Robert Shaw (Chorale), or if you want really old school: Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians.
https://tinyurl.com/v5cf9tj7
Fred Waring: The Night Before Christmas (1955)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:22 PM (CCSxw)
But I'd still love to have one just to vapor-lock the gun grabber types. They would not know why it scares them into puddles, while not actually having any of the evil, evil, evil features!
What really screws 'em up also, is a nice blue steel & walnut Remington 7400, all Elmer Fudd'ed up.
And then with some cordless drivers, in under 10 min., turn it into an Evil Black Rifle, w/ AR grip & stock, black fore-end, tatical optic, barrel shroud & 20 round RamLine magazine.
I love twisting their minds into circles, it's cheap and easy sport!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 08, 2022 11:22 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 11:23 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:21 PM (5+3xu)
He's a head case, and wanted to be caught. A few nights ago, I mentioned a Canadian gay MP, Svend Robinson, who pulled a similar dumb-ass theft.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:23 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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It's like Pete Butterjug not having a driver's license.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:24 PM (q0Hle)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:24 PM (VHgki)
He is getting rid of it. You aren't shadow banned if you know about it. It's just regular banned.
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 11:24 PM (0om5x)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:24 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at December 08, 2022 10:02
Prayers up from here J, hope this one goes smoothly too.
I just had to drive to Peru for a scan to see if the 60 radioactive seeds are placed right. The doc says there's never been a problem, still should do it. Great a wasted
3 hours of what my time left on earth contains.
Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2022 11:25 PM (55Qr6)
After the rain, are the flowers out? In December?
I bet it's just beautiful. I love the desert in the wintertime.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 08, 2022 11:25 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:25 PM (5+3xu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
These freaks want to be caught so that we peasants will be forced to see that they are immune from the normal laws and regulations that bind us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)
Meanwhile Zoobama has 18 million classified docs and Hillary has so many that Huma (the Muslim Brotherhood agent in place) is the only one who knows where they are.
But Trump gets charged for voluntarily fixing a Fibbie fuck up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:26 PM (ze9bY)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 08, 2022 11:26 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: polynikes at December 08, 2022 11:26 PM (0om5x)
3 hours of what my time left on earth contains.
Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2022 11:25 PM (55Qr6)
You should have a nice crop of nuclear plants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:26 PM (tkR6S)
3 hours of what my time left on earth contains.
Posted by: Farmer
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I'm gonna call it well-invested. We'll leave the light on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:27 PM (miw4b)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 10:40 PM (whySo)
There should be more sporting rifles reloaded by strippers from clips.
Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2022 11:20 PM (VM0fq)
Be careful if you google 'stripper clips'.
Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 11:27 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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It's probably not a good idea to drive while breastfeeding anyway.
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 11:27 PM (pkAcY)
Led Zeppelin on Gutfeld right now...
He did not vote on the ironically named Defence of Marriage Act!
My US Rep, Claudia Tenney, voted against it...
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:28 PM (VHgki)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 08, 2022 11:28 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Hatari
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If they've watched American news, I'm surprised that they haven't locked the door.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:28 PM (miw4b)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2022 11:28 PM (62hA9)
Can't have a flash-hider!!! LOL. Who uses those? So you put on a brake or a whatever and you're good. No vertical fore-grip!!! OK so angled fore-grip, plus most seem to prefer not even that much. Fixed length stock!! OK so a nothingburger, or you if you want you can make adjustable stocks "fixed" with a screw/wingnut (easily adjustable).
No pistol grip!! The only actually relevant/annoying restriction. And there are many easy workarounds.
But lately I've seen more and more guys coming to the range with "non-compliant" rifles. When asked about it, they just DGAF. It's funny. Many first-time customers ask if they can use non-compliant rifles - "we only enforce our own safety-related rules, not laws, especially idiotic laws" is the standard response. And several of the "feature" restrictions can be defeated with changeable/adjustable things right there at the bench, then "restored" before leaving the range.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 11:29 PM (OTzUX)
Scariest thing is that the alphabet community is now tossing him under the bus because they are learning his entire backstory is a lie. He came to prominence in the gay world by making up a story about being abused and tortured in conversion therapy when he was young and it appears it was all a lie.
Go figure. A crazy person is also a crazy person.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: screaming in digital at Decembe
You are on a roll tonight! Making me laugh!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at December 08, 2022 11:30 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at December 08, 2022 11:30 PM (dXilO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 08, 2022 10:18
Today I noticed at Aldi can of mushrooms was 1.09, heck before Biden they were .59. The govt figure of 7-9 % inflation is bogus, just as are most govt calculations.
Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2022 11:31 PM (55Qr6)
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Yep. Complete disregard of the laws.
I know a few people in my own circle who have become strong converts to the school of GFY.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:31 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 08, 2022 11:26 PM (WF/xn)
And you know, it wasn't always that way.
Back before 9/11...well go back to the 80s / early 90s the customs booths in Ft Erie were manned by kids who had grown up, and had caddied at a golf club I belonged to in Ridgeway Ontario.
You'd pull up at their booth, and it was: Hey Mr. Browndog , going up to play 18 today...have a good one.
Everything went sideways after 9/11...Now it's a bloody nightmare, even if you have Nexus.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:32 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at December 08, 2022 11:32 PM (PYJJG)
Go figure. A crazy person is also a crazy person.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Some abuse and torture now might do him a world of good. Waterboard him, then death by bunga-bunga.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:32 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 11:33 PM (AmoqO)
Did you have chickens in the car, just to fit in with local traffic?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 11:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:34 PM (5+3xu)
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Very nice. Also I'm grateful you checked out the Jennifer Knapp tune.
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 11:34 PM (ELYbr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:26 PM (ze9bY)
Or are these the only two "really" classified documents planted by the feds?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2022 11:35 PM (anj39)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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thanks!
Perhaps I should leave on a high note like George Costanza...
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 11:35 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (C2loG)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (3cGpq)
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: A felony warrant has been issued for Biden energy official Sam Brinton for allegedly stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport
This is in addition to criminal charges he faces for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 11:27 PM (pkAcY)
Is that like road head?
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2022 11:37 PM (C2loG)
@RealSaavedra
BREAKING: A felony warrant has been issued for Biden energy official Sam Brinton for allegedly stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport
This is in addition to criminal charges he faces for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Guy's a nutbag.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at December 08, 2022 11:38 PM (hgD8w)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:39 PM (rQR4m)
"Don't threaten me with a good time!"
- S. Brinton
Posted by: 496 at December 08, 2022 11:39 PM (ELYbr)
Good thing he's only in charge of storing our nuclear waste instead of something important.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:24 PM (VHgki)
Best secular Christmas song ever! Billy Squier is a close 2nd with Christmas Is A Time To Say I Love You
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2022 11:39 PM (C2loG)
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F Hairy Reed. Pervert.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:40 PM (Qzn2/)
And that abominable Lennon song can go with it
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 08, 2022 11:40 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2022 11:35 PM (anj39)
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I've gotta up my cynical game! Thats varsity level right thete.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:41 PM (rQR4m)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:41 PM (5+3xu)
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2022 11:41 PM (C2loG)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 08, 2022 11:42 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (3cGpq)
Just above $4.00 here in Central Calif... but that is our own State Govs fault.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 11:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 08, 2022 10:27
LOL, you are a good soul BC. That is a great idea in theory, would be hysterical to see the parents' reactions.
Posted by: Farmer at December 08, 2022 11:43 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Doof at December 08, 2022 11:41 PM (C2loG)
/Elves start diggin a fallout shelter...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 08, 2022 11:44 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cosda at December 08, 2022 11:44 PM (lGgQ5)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 08, 2022 11:44 PM (62hA9)
This is in addition to criminal charges he faces for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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Huge nuke waste contamination event will occur requiring "its" personal presence in five...four...three...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2022 11:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:46 PM (tkR6S)
Praying for you.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at December 08, 2022 11:42 PM (Rbu5d)
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I'm in on that too jewells! Kick some chemo/steroid butt! Prayers up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:46 PM (rQR4m)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at December 08, 2022 11:46 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete
In town it's 20 bucks.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at December 08, 2022 11:47 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 10:58 PM (pkAcY)
Unpossible, SiD!
Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2022 11:48 PM (VM0fq)
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Runflat tires are a huge conspiracy to deprive you of a costly, weight-adding spare by equipping the car with expensive, low-wearing, poor handling pieces of shit that blow apart at the first big pothole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:48 PM (Qzn2/)
YEP
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 08, 2022 11:50 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:50 PM (rQR4m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: screaming in digital at December 08, 2022 11:51 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
I thought it was suicide, but close.
Posted by: GWB at December 08, 2022 11:52 PM (VM0fq)
This is in addition to criminal charges he faces for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 08, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)
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Huge nuke waste contamination event will occur requiring "its" personal presence in five...four...three...
Posted by: Diogenes at December 08, 2022 11:44 PM (anj39)
He *is* a nuke waste contamination event.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2022 11:52 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 11:53 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: rhomboid
It's funny in a minimal sense that CA is spurring small-time gungear mfrs to come up with workarounds that end up making money for the people they hate the most.
I dream of a ban on ammo in CA and some ex-defense uber-engineer says, "Ok, here's your fucking plasma gun! Come and get it!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2022 11:53 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2022 11:50 PM
An Englishman...
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:54 PM (quySw)
I was going to make a "top men" joke about him but yeah, no. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
I'm thinking more like thorazine and lithium but to each his own.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 08, 2022 11:54 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
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Just tell the phone scheduler you're looking for assisted suicide and you'll get a rapid appointment, but be careful to tell the doc there must have been a mix up when you get to your appointment and you only want a physical.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:56 PM (rQR4m)
Posted by: Javems at December 08, 2022 11:53 PM (AmoqO)
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A lot of cars have "staggered" tires. It doesn't mean they can't be rotated. You just have to move right rear to left rear, and right front to left front.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2022 11:57 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2022 11:57 PM
FIFY
Posted by: Zettai at December 08, 2022 11:59 PM (quySw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 08, 2022 11:57 PM (VwHCD)
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Which explains why he looks completely hairless
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 08, 2022 11:59 PM (rQR4m)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:48 PM (Qzn2/)
Heh. I have an old Jeep Grand Cherokee in the side yard here. Myself and a friend are partners in it as a parts car. It was sitting on 3 flat tires, and one that still held a little air. I wanted to get it up on 4 wheels so it could be rolled and moved. Aired up the one intact tire. Seems to be OK. I can live with slow leaks in the day/week time frame for this. There was one tire on a rim in the cargo space, completely flat, but it looked intact. It aired up OK, so it went on the car. I now had 3 Jeep wheels with destroyed tires. Took them to a local tire shop, and for 30 bucks he demounted the tires and disposed of them. He would not mount the two loose tires that I had hoarded, though; said they were too old and crusty. I may have a go at mounting them myself with pry bars. 15" tires aren't too hard to work with.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 12:00 AM (tkR6S)
I was going to make a "top men" joke about him but yeah, no. . .
Posted by: Tonypete
My Basic Drill Sgt. was an E-5. Last cycle before us he was an E-7. He had snatched an M-14 from a troublesome recruit and present it back as a horizontal butt stroke. Good guy. Friend of my Dad.
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 12:00 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Cicero
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Hmm. Sounds like 'The Hokey Pokey', although, maybe 'Ballin' the Jack'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2022 12:01 AM (6d1ps)
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Is that a Woodmaster?
They were nice.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:02 AM (gfCY0)
I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Don't thoughts like this in my head right before I go to sleep. I'll have nightmares.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 09, 2022 12:02 AM (ZLI7S)
That won't work on most of the Supercars. Dedicated tires, per corner. Reason being, they're not just sized "Front or Rear", but they're also layed up in the mold and with tread patterns that are unidirectional. Like a motorcycle tire, they're meant to rotate at speed in the forward direction only, and have that arrow molded into the sidewall.
Expensive replacements, those.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 12:02 AM (e6UQI)
Officer Tatum...REALLY DUDE???
PREACH your knowledge to your OWN culture which STILL votes Demoncrate...yeah pal... Wornauck... (SATAN) serious bitch?
And you now diss TRUMP?
WTF??
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 12:03 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 08, 2022 11:34 PM (5+3xu)
Dat's Racisss!
Posted by: GWB at December 09, 2022 12:04 AM (VM0fq)
Posted by: Cicero
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Don't think steel likes being counter rotated.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:04 AM (gfCY0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/)
Thanks, might try that myself. Well, when my son comes for Christmas.
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 12:04 AM (AmoqO)
My Basic Drill Sgt. was an E-5. Last cycle before us he was an E-7. He had snatched an M-14 from a troublesome recruit and present it back as a horizontal butt stroke.
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M-14 Buttstroke>>>M-16 Buttstroke
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2022 12:04 AM (6d1ps)
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Yep, this is true. My friend has a McLaren and each tire is specific to a corner.
They're also good for maybe 10,000 miles each.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 12:05 AM (Qzn2/)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 12:02 AM (e6UQI)
Thankfully I don't have a Super Car.
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 12:07 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 12:08 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2022 12:10 AM (6d1ps)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 08, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/)
Thanks, might try that myself. Well, when my son comes for Christmas.
Posted by: Javems
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Check w/the tire people. If you move the right rear to the left rear it will be rotating opposite the way it was rotating.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:10 AM (gfCY0)
Posted by: Javems
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Whew! Me either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2022 12:10 AM (6d1ps)
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The storage space is for shit!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 12:10 AM (Qzn2/)
A 1942 Willy's Jeep. ( In 1973 I thought it to be "Cool")
My 1st car.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 12:12 AM (J00IM)
Pig Latin, 3 stooges sound effects...
Lots of kazoos if I remember.
Posted by: micky at December 09, 2022 12:13 AM (3byMq)
Posted by: Lost In Space at December 09, 2022 12:15 AM (c1mVn)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:10 AM (gfCY0)
Got a guy I can trust. Not firestone. Took them two days figure out front didn't fit on the rear.
Posted by: Javems at December 09, 2022 12:15 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:15 AM (gfCY0)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 09, 2022 12:15 AM (KFhLj)
Thought Drachinifel had three videos dealing with the salvage at Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 08, 2022 10:54 PM (8EJMD)
I believe that the salvage episodes are just the two...
He has other videos on the attack itself.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 08, 2022 11:00 PM (CCSxw)
There are three on salvage:
The Salvage of Pearl Harbor Pt 1 - The Smoke Clears
The Salvage of Pearl Harbor Pt 2 - Up She Rises!
The Salvage of Pearl Harbor Pt 3 - The First and the Last
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2022 12:17 AM (NkGvj)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:17 AM (gfCY0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2022 12:17 AM (nEklA)
They're also good for maybe 10,000 miles each.
That's what they don't tell you about "performance" tires. The extra grip comes from softer rubber. So they wear down much faster than normal tires, and most people don't grasp that because usually cheap tires wear faster than more expensive tires and performance tires are expensive. Unless you are an actual competitive racer where the tiny grip difference might make the edge that makes you win, or money is no object to you so its worth it for boasting purposes, you probably shouldn't spring for "performance" tires cause you won't notice the difference in legal driving really.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 09, 2022 12:18 AM (3/XaG)
Miley and Publix will do the catering and Emergency Response.
Posted by: Here, hold Miklos' beer at December 09, 2022 12:20 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2022 12:17 AM (nEklA)
Clownjugal visits.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 12:20 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 08, 2022 11:26
Well, they would be more reliable than solar or wind.
Since I had the implants a month ago I've had some nuclearr events in the morning, LOL. They did not warn me about that, guess I should read the fine print.
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:22 AM (55Qr6)
I get him for three weeks!!!
First time home for Christmas since 2018
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:22 AM (U2p+3)
Caveat, cheap tires are noisy.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:23 AM (gfCY0)
Posted by: The tiny but strategic village of Novdu at December 09, 2022 12:24 AM (NOVDU)
They're not, really. Wholly owned subsidiary of Bridgestone Tire, of Japan. Still operating corporately as "Firestone", w/ R&D, manufacturing and (some) marketing. But it's all within the Bridgestone supply and distribution pipeline and overall control.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 12:26 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Crazy Old Mama Miklos at December 09, 2022 12:26 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 12:28 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 09, 2022 12:18 AM (3/XaG)
Goes way further on the Supercar tires. Those steel belts become the *first moving part* in the suspension system. They're laid and wound in pattern that the tire will only bend THIS way and only squirm THAT way, so as to maintain maximum contact patch to the road, in most all conditions. And the unidirectional treads move water out to the side and away from the car, and also only squirm and move in one desirable manner. Not cheap to make, buy or replace.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 12:29 AM (e6UQI)
Yeah, lightweight pop, but that was one of the things he always did. Inventive, interesting production, whimsical, multipart. Simply Having has all the depth of a 15 second advertising jingle played for 3 or 4 minutes straight. But as I said, he made and is still making a mint off it.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 09, 2022 12:29 AM (3/XaG)
I am so very blessed. My boys! I get to wake up and open presents and eat french toast on Christmas morning with both my boys! With maple syrup and bacon and mimosas!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:31 AM (U2p+3)
For that ghastly song, Paul McCartney's knighthood should be revoked for the entire month of December, each year.
Posted by: Taft at December 09, 2022 12:31 AM (yqotk)
I get him for three weeks!!!
First time home for Christmas since 2018
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nice
Anytime I got "home", Papa told me I could stay until Old Mama got crazy again.
Normally 3 days
Posted by: Miklos has some level of envy, but not much at December 09, 2022 12:32 AM (NOVDU)
As for the ride, I don't notice much difference. I put regular tires on my 318 once when I didn't have the money for runflats and it didn't ride any different.
*Thats why I have a spare set at home. I got rear ended in my last car and it damaged the car's computer so they totaled it out. I had just put a new set of tires on and I said fuck that and went and bought a cheap set of used tires and swapped them out before they towed it to the junkyard. Came in handy.
And say what you will, but a couple of months on a flat isn't to be sneezed at.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 12:33 AM (62hA9)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 09, 2022 12:34 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Weirddave
Don't know what that means, but I read it in a Weirddave voice
Posted by: Wierdmiklos at December 09, 2022 12:36 AM (NOVDU)
I didn't buy a super car last year because of COVID.
Which was a nice change because most years I don't buy a super car because I can't afford one.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 12:37 AM (62hA9)
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 09, 2022 12:37 AM (1Yy3c)
Normally 3 days
Posted by: Miklos has some level of envy, but not much
Well. I've always been sorta nuts so.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:37 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 08, 2022 11:27
Mike Hammer are you really Tom Bodine of Motel 6 fame?
I'll either be around here next year at this time, posting more typos, or you can list me as those annoying posters who have passed in 2023.
Speaking of past posters, not annoying, was it red*** something that was so into space? Just saw a beautiful orange moon tonight. Guess the full moon was last night but this was impressive. No stars as it is cloudy.
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:38 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 12:33 AM (62hA9)
Well, you could always bolt the spare on top of the front deck lid like that other German car compnay did with their Kubelwagen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 12:39 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at December 09, 2022 12:39 AM (bUGMk)
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 12:38 AM (55Qr6)
You are thinking of rickl, re the space news. RIP to both him, and redC1C4.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 12:41 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 12:33 AM (62hA9)
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You can buy a spare/jack kit online that's specific to your car. Lets you get rid of the runflats.
The only downside (besides cost) is now a good portion of your trunk is taken up by the spare.
Unless you use the Kubelwagen solution and bolt it to your hood, of course.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 09, 2022 12:44 AM (Qzn2/)
I bought the most HORRID assembly of mismatched parts. Stock, incorrect handguard, magazine box assembly, other stuff. Total Frankengun.
Was gonna give it to him at TxMoMeet as a "gag" but serious gift of honor. Aside: The damn thing is so ridiculously accurate, it defines belief. You could win .mil-surp matches with this thing.
Pity is, he never got to join us, at the TxMoMeet. This bourbon, to redC.... SALUTE!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 12:47 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: nurse ratched
You are Nurse, I am am a Doctor of Ecostuff
S'okay
Posted by: Miklos with Karl Marx U degree, but nobody believes that at December 09, 2022 12:48 AM (NOVDU)
I pray for those without these blessings and may they find help from those that do God's work in the streets over the holidays.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 12:49 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Miklos recalls at December 09, 2022 12:50 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:51 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The wine before dinner, decides the wine with dinner.
Posted by: Miklos with Fritz Feld POP! at December 09, 2022 12:54 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 12:54 AM (tkR6S)
red and I meet a couple of times at his home. He was always BBQ'n something. Good man....and I was caught completely surprise by his passing. But Lord did he have a large arsenal back in his garage...very impressive.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 12:55 AM (J00IM)
The dishonest drop-off facility was the local firehouse. I went to drop off my donations one year and a firefighter was right there grabbing top quality items and setting them in a small pile with his jacket on top of it. I was pissed off and called the Chief to tell him that. Nobody lost their job as far as know. Theft has become way too acceptable in our society.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 12:56 AM (a4EWo)
All we can do is be present. Be thankful for life. I pray for those who are cold and frightened and hopeless.
If you are warm and fed and have a soft bed to sleep in, you are blessed. If you can flip a switch and the lights go on, and twist a knob and you have clean water to drink, you are blessed. Please. Be present. And if your present sucks, fix it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:58 AM (U2p+3)
Doubled since the roof goes in there when the weather is nice.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 12:59 AM (62hA9)
"The Shining"
Posted by: m at December 09, 2022 01:00 AM (1vmZ4)
If you are warm and fed and have a soft bed to sleep in, you are blessed. If you can flip a switch and the lights go on, and twist a knob and you have clean water to drink, you are blessed. Please. Be present. And if your present sucks, fix it.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Thank you for that!
Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 01:01 AM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 09, 2022 12:33 AM (62hA9)
The fuckers at Acura want $1300 for a set of tires on Mrs B's RDX
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
When I opened my fortune cookie, there was no slip of paper in it!
No fortune for me!
Heck, I already *knew* that...
Posted by: JQ at December 09, 2022 01:02 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Miklos was raised in part at Happnin' Jackson, but respect the True Nany at December 09, 2022 01:07 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Miklos ehois good in English, considering at December 09, 2022 01:08 AM (NOVDU)
For you to know, My job right now after 25 years in ER work as an LVNII is at a Non Profit taking care of homeless and fresh out of jail/prison folks with drug/psych issues since 2018, this is such hard work, the clients aren't always ready for help and sometimes just walk away from us.
Yet we still reach out...day after day
Pray for me...
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 01:10 AM (J00IM)
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Tell me more about 'buttstrokes', asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at December 09, 2022 01:11 AM (cALn2)
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Tell me more about 'buttstrokes', asking for a friend.
Posted by: Pete Butterjug
Does it have the thing that goes up?
Posted by: Miklos should have dinner at December 09, 2022 01:14 AM (NOVDU)
Did you have chickens in the car, just to fit in with local traffic? Posted by: rhomboid at December 08, 2022 11:33
No, it was Peru IL. We did have chickens on the bus from Zihua to Petalan. It was a hoot
But I don't know that I'd go go there today and I'll say the same thing about nearby Chicago
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 01:20 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 01:24 AM (U2p+3)
Bottom line. Elon paid 44 billion dollars for a scum 💩 company ran by evil people. Almost all of them.
It's awful.
Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2022 01:27 AM (aGlce)
When I opened my fortune cookie, there was no slip of paper in it!
No fortune for me!
Posted by: JQ
It's a supply chain thing. Paper shortage.
You're supposed to hold it up to your ear, like a seashell, and hear your fortune.
It doesn't do much good if you don't understand Chinese, though.
Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2022 01:27 AM (P1f+c)
{{Miklos}}, I am so hoping for you to have a happy Christmas. I sense that times are tough, hang in there.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 01:28 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2022 01:30 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Be Here Now
_Richard Alpert
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 01:30 AM (gfCY0)
"The Shining"
Posted by: m at December 09, 2022 01:00 AM (1vmZ4)
"Heeeere's Johnny!"
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at December 09, 2022 01:34 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Dear Lady-
I have no idea what a Doberman Christmas might be like, but I hope and pray for best.
Just don't bite.
Posted by: The Miklosian Evil Dod of Deplorable Deplorable Domestic Terrier of Terror at December 09, 2022 01:35 AM (NOVDU)
The Dog of Deplorable Domestic Terror, banned from Old Mama's rehab facility.
Should send a pic to the Pet Thread.
FEAR THIS DOGGIE
Posted by: The gog an Miklos communicate quite well, she sings better that I do at December 09, 2022 01:39 AM (NOVDU)
I remember those of the long past postings though I am hard pressed to remember them all yet there is Log Prof, Peaches, Thor, Stompy Boots, and so many others that I can't recall.
I remain Nightwatch.
Good Night
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 09, 2022 01:40 AM (J00IM)
Do not underestimate Pound Puppies.
Posted by: Miklos is kind of Friend to other orphans, young or old at December 09, 2022 01:43 AM (NOVDU)
Miklos, A Doberman Christmas is pretty much as dysfunctional as any other, there are ups and downs. The ups are really nice though.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at December 09, 2022 01:45 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 01:48 AM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
TWO THUMBS UP
My Traditional Carolina Christamases involved lot of food (40% being in the form of Cake), enough to feed all the Poors from the leftovers, whisky and ball games, and vague discussions of military episodes that the Men recalled.
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at December 09, 2022 01:51 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Infidel
Probably betterer and cheaperer
https://www.caughmans.com/
Posted by: Miklos, if they don't ship, I will arrange at December 09, 2022 01:53 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 01:55 AM (ZEa+g)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2022 12:41
TY AOP, I knew I didn't have it right. They were 2 posters I very much respected. RIP kind souls.
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 01:58 AM (55Qr6)
"For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with them.”
Posted by: Count Miklos in as #2 at December 09, 2022 02:02 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 09, 2022 12:51
Sound like a good plan to me.
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 02:05 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Infidel at December 09, 2022 02:05 AM (ZEa+g)
Where is SMH tonight? Probably counting up the comments and rationing so as to avoid being number 1.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 02:06 AM (a4EWo)
Well he got arrested again, for the same thing. This time felony theft charges at Harry "Well it Worked, Didn't It?" Reid airport in Las Vegas. Hm.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 09, 2022 02:06 AM (3WVSq)
Posted by: JQ-- Ooh, Fxxked at December 09, 2022 02:06 AM (o0Fxd)
All are welcome to see creative decorations and to sing in choir of Musics from Handel.
Posted by: OFFICIAL NOVDU INFORMATIONS at December 09, 2022 02:14 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 09, 2022 02:14 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Mikls can haz opinions at December 09, 2022 02:18 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Amish Miklos at December 09, 2022 02:27 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 09, 2022 02:14
LMAO, rickl was just such a cool guy. Was it he or red that purchased a new table lamp to see better 2 days before his death? Unlimited optimism.
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 02:29 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer
it was rickl
redc4 died unexpectedly
Posted by: Amish Miklos recalls at December 09, 2022 02:33 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at December 09, 2022 02:35 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 02:37 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos has Obligations at December 09, 2022 02:38 AM (NOVDU)
Yet, it afforded me perfect views of the Jupiter/Saturn convergence, about three winters past? We're talking counting Rings of Saturn, and perfectly optically resolved views of not only Jupiter, but all of Jupiter's visible moons.
I think I'll have a vinyl cut and made to affix to the barrel of my 'scope. It'll be called Rickl, from here on out. Soon as the vendor can do the art and cut the vinyl, one for each side. Matter of Honor and Respect.
In equal measure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 02:38 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
CHEERS!
Posted by: Miklos Invictus at December 09, 2022 02:39 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Amish Miklos recalls at December 09, 2022 02:33
Yes, red died after a fall, very sad. TY Miklos the historian. I used to have a better memory, I need to up my vitamins.
Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2022 02:39 AM (55Qr6)
I plan to commit Unexpectedcide.
Because I have information that'll lead to the indictment and conviction of Hilla
/jimsunknewdawngalvestontx
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 02:41 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
By the way
I will not get on the cart.
Being a devious SOB, I already bought that cart and used it for firewood.
We're fine
Posted by: Miklosius Deviosiclus at December 09, 2022 02:43 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 09, 2022 02:45 AM (NOVDU)
* I saw this chiselled into an ancient stone somewhere once
Posted by: Zettai
Not "Carved in concrete" or "Cast into stone"?
When I hear either one of those I just want to scream.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 08, 2022 10:00 PM (qoGsy)
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How about marbled? (runs away)
Posted by: Ciampino -- The Final Countdown was a great story! at December 09, 2022 02:47 AM (qfLjt)
Clintonistas are predictable, thus. But those are Webb Hubble's stains on your MuMu, and I wasn't even in the State at the time. Oh, and my dick would've withdrawn up to behind my navel in fear of ever nearing your nether regions, you flying monkey of a witches cursed skank.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 09, 2022 02:50 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ciampino
I have run my fingers over letters chisled into stone in Rome.
After a while, I could translate it.
But I always thought abought the people who had to do the chisling. With my fingers on it, I tried to feel the person who had done the work many years before.
Posted by: Miklos, a Piece of Living History at December 09, 2022 02:52 AM (NOVDU)
The workers did things that modern people cannot imagine.
For money? Under compulsion? Or from a kind of true dedication?
Posted by: Miklos, who knows what the FBI building looks like and why at December 09, 2022 03:01 AM (NOVDU)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2022 03:07 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Miklos-François Villon at December 09, 2022 03:08 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2022 03:08 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2022 03:08 AM (xhxe
I seem to be up late.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at December 09, 2022 03:15 AM (JDe16)
Infidel, I shall raise a glass to you on Christmas, you won't really be alone.
Hi JQ, sorry about your fortune cookie. You have a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 03:19 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2022 03:21 AM (sAmhv)
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Posted by: Ciampino --- The Final Countdown was a great story! at December 09, 2022 03:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at December 09, 2022 03:24 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at December 09, 2022 03:26 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2022 03:27 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2022 03:30 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 03:33 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at December 09, 2022 12:10 AM (gfCY0)
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I've always done LF to LB and vice versa. RF to RB and vice versa.
Posted by: Ciampino - some tire protocols were wrong at December 09, 2022 03:38 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/11518965
Posted by: Ciampino - unbelievable at December 09, 2022 03:40 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
CPO BFF say SNAFU
Posted by: Miklos defers to the Experts at December 09, 2022 03:42 AM (NOVDU)
https://is.gd/4y6SfE
Posted by: Ciampino - when I see myocarditis .... vaxx at December 09, 2022 03:44 AM (qfLjt)
I saw the cathedral in June, and it is in the midst of a total cleaning. The contrast is incredible...hundreds of years of people lighting candles to illuminate and to worship, plus the grime on the outside...all being stripped away.
It is amazing and magnificent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 09, 2022 03:44 AM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Ciampino
CPO BFF say SNAFU
Posted by: Miklos defers to the Experts at December 09, 2022 03:42 AM (NOVDU)
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What is CPO BFF ?
Posted by: Ciampino -- sounds like a Star Wars character at December 09, 2022 03:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos likes his comfy bed, especially on cold rainy days wend commies are in charge at December 09, 2022 03:46 AM (NOVDU)
For example, Leroy Anderson's "Sleigh Ride". The instrumental version is one of my favorites of his, even if the vocal version lyrics are horrible.
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at December 09, 2022 03:48 AM (WusEB)
Posted by: Miklos lives and learns at December 09, 2022 03:49 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Miklos' Old Papa lived ina dorm at Duke named Fubar at December 09, 2022 03:51 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2022 03:52 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino
CPO is Navy.
BFF is what the Kids say.
Posted by: Miklos' Old Papa lived ina dorm at Duke named Fubar at December 09, 2022 03:51 AM (NOVDU)
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So what has that go to do with tire rotation?
Posted by: Ciampino - curioser at December 09, 2022 03:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos would pay but need pics at December 09, 2022 03:55 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 09, 2022 03:56 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Ciampino
Sir-
Logic is down the hall, Room 11B
Posted by: Miklos will argue for a small fee at December 09, 2022 03:57 AM (NOVDU)
Philadelphia Fed ups GDP forecast based on early rise in the key Skip sector
Posted by: MiklosWatch at December 09, 2022 03:26 AM (NOVDU)
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If Fedex and UPS merged they would become
FEDUP
That's how I first read that line of yours, after Philadelphia.
Posted by: Ciampino - crazy associations sometimes come to mind at December 09, 2022 03:59 AM (qfLjt)
What?
Must not be from around here.
What's that got to do with the price of cotton?
Posted by: Miklos heard it different at December 09, 2022 04:00 AM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2022 04:01 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Ciampino
It's Ok
I am aslo lysdexic
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Posted by: Miklos gotta move at December 09, 2022 04:04 AM (NOVDU)
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This is so wrong. NZ and Australia have really gone fascist.
Posted by: Ciampino - some real fascists down under at December 09, 2022 04:05 AM (qfLjt)
>croissants are also delicious but I've got an English muffin feeling going on.
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