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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/30/22) The End of November Can Only Mean December Zappa Month Eve Edition & Christmas Music As Well
Quote I
“The FBI’s processes and procedures have proven to be partisan-driven and untrustworthy in recent years. This is the latest example of systematic corruption happening at the highest levels of the FBI, and the American people deserve full transparency.” Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH)
What we deserve and what we will get are two different things I'm afraid Congressman.
Quote II "It takes hundreds of thousands of dollars [to run for office]," Maloney said in the email. "And now, I learned firsthand why it's tough for regular people to run for office." Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney, (D-NY)
Really Congressman?
Quote III “It tells me all I need to know. And that is, just because it’s legal does not make it the right thing. I tell people all the time, the institution of slavery was legal, but it was not right. Just because they purchased these weapons legally does not mean that’s what the law ought to be.” Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC)
Jeez Congressman, the same thing could have been said about Roe vs. Wade
Quote IV “I’m thrilled to see this step forward. It’s long past time for us to protect the blood supply based off what people do and not who people are.” North Carolina Health and Human Services Secretary Kody Kinsley
By all means Kody, you first.
I guess I'm aging. And Keith Richards isn't. RIP Christine McVie, age 79.
The musician, best known for songs including Dreams, Everywhere, Don’t Stop and Little Lies, died peacefully in hospital, following a short illness. Her family confirmed the news in a statement, which read: ‘It is with a heavy heart we are informing you of Christine’s death. ‘She passed away peacefully at hospital this morning, Wednesday, November 30, 2022, following a short illness. She was in the company of her family.
Students demand univeristy provide free laundry
An announcement about the effort was made to their instagram page that said 'Free Laundry is a right that all students have. And we’re trying to secure it for students at UC.'
The cost of laundry, according to the University website, is $1.75 for a wash and $1.50 per dry. However, for students with a Bearcat Card, those prices are discounted to $1.50 and $1.10.
The projected date of actual deployment isn’t too far off, either. Embark said it intends to commence commercial operations in 2024. But will it survive 2022 let alone 2023?
Out of all the beaten-down public companies in the autonomous driving space, Embark Technology stands out as a conspicuously terrible stock market performer. The San Francisco-headquartered company, which develops autonomous driving technology for the trucking industry, has presided over a roughly 98% share price decline since going public a year ago. In the process, it’s wiped out close to $5 billion in market capitalization. Today, Embark and a few others that carried out SPAC mergers are in that weird category of companies trading below the value of cash reserves. In Embark’s case, the company’s recent market capitalization of $110 million is actually quite a bit lower than the $191 million cash it had at the end of Q3. In other words, investors seem to think it’s worth less than nothing.
The Democrats keep going down the Progressive Road. Not a surprise.
Nov. 30 (UPI) -- Rep. Hakeem Jeffries of New York was elected the next Democratic House leader on Wednesday, making history as the first black lawmaker to lead a political party's caucus.
In France, you can be boring.
A French court recently ruled that a man fired from a consulting firm for not being fun enough at the workplace has the right to be as boring as he likes. In 2015, Cubik Partners, a French management consultancy based in Paris, fired Mr. T, whose full name was not disclosed for privacy reasons, arguing that he was difficult to work with, a poor listener, and simply boring. What the company apparently meant, however, was that Mr. T didn’t go out with his colleagues enough after work, as part of the company’s “fun-based” approach to team building. The employee, on the other hand, clarified that he simply refused to forcibly partake in various excesses, such as consuming large quantities of alcohol and even sharing a bed with colleagues afterward.And our dearly departed Frank Zappa sings about France.............
Just a tune up folks for December.........
THE CN-END? Massive Layoffs Hit CNN, Read CEO's Memo to the Network
Donation Dollars or Bribery? You be the judge.
The financing of election campaigns, and their results, have been increasingly dominated by a small number of wealthy donors. But a newly approved ballot measure in Oakland is likely to give everyday people more of a voice in future elections, judging from results in the only other U.S. city with such a law. Measure W, supported by nearly 74% of Oakland voters on Nov. 8, requires the city to send four $25 vouchers every two years to each resident 18 and over, including non-U.S. citizens with legal permanent residency, to donate to one or more candidates for mayor, City Council or the school board. The candidates would have to abide by spending limits. The money, about $4 million per election, will come from the city’s general fund, which currently pays for a little-used program of limited public funding for local candidates. Proponents call the vouchers Democracy Dollars. Oakland is the second U.S. city to enact such a program; the first, Seattle, implemented it in 2017, two years after voter approval, and has reported substantial changes in its elections, with more public involvement.
You know folks, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM And tonight is no different.
Warning to check Christmas trees for clumps that must be removed immediately Social media users have warned people to check their Christmas trees immediately or risk an insect infestation as small clumps that resemble pine cones could be harbouring hundreds of bugsIt's on the internet so it has to be true. Amirite?
You and I know this. Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy don't give a flying fvck. Elon Musk says Twitter interfered with elections.
Elon Musk said Wednesday that under prior ownership, Twitter “failed trust & safety” of its users and “interfered in elections” in a post on the site. “The obvious reality, as long-time users know, is that Twitter has failed in trust & safety for a very long time and has interfered in elections,” Musk tweeted in response to a comment on a Reuters article. “Twitter 2.0 will be far more effective, transparent and even-handed.” (RELATED: Fox Guest Claims The Left Hates Musk For Making Censorship Against Conservatives ‘Difficult’Yael Roth, who resigned as Twitter head of safety Nov. 10, said during an interview at a Tuesday Knight Foundation event that the social media site was less safe since Musk took over the site, Reuters reported.
Born on this day: 30 Nov 1944
Rob Grill, who with Grass Roots had the 1968 US No.5 single 'Midnight Confessions', plus 13 other US Top 40 singles. Grill died on 11th July 2011 after suffering a head injury from a fall caused by a stroke. He was 67. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 30 Nov 1999
Don 'Sugarcane' Harris was found dead in his Los Angeles apartment at the age of 61. The American guitarist and violinist was part of the 50s duo Don & Dewey. He also worked with Little Richard, John Mayall, Frank Zappa, John Lee Hooker and Johnny Otis. via thisdayinmusic.com
Just a tad too much eggnog that evening. Genius Award Winner.
A Victoria police officer was injured while trying to arrest a man at the Santa Claus parade Saturday, according to the department. Authorities say officers were marching in the Peninsula Co-op Santa Claus Parade and handing out candy canes when they were alerted to a disturbance. "A parade spectator approached members of the VicPD contingent to report that a man had assaulted a member of the crowd and was walking through the crowd trying to instigate additional fights," a statement from the department said.Speaking of too much eggnog........ A second set of Genius Award Winners.
CONCORD, N.H. —
Two Massachusetts men are accused of driving while intoxicated after they were each clocked going 100-plus miles per hour on Interstate 93 in New Hampshire, according to authorities. New Hampshire State Police officials said a trooper who was monitoring traffic on I-93 in Bow saw a vehicle approaching his location at a very high rate of speed at about 3:20 a.m. Sunday. The trooper obtained a radar reading of 120 mph as the vehicle approached and passed him. The trooper then stopped the vehicle and identified the driver as 25-year-old Jacob Hulsoor, of Boston's Dorchester neighborhood
The delivery of medication via the umbilical vein to a baby in utero with a rare genetic condition was proven to be a success in preventing the infant’s death.
It’s the first time in history Pompe disease has been treated in utero, and could represent a life-saving new standard of care that’s safe and effective for both mother and infant. In Canada, the parents of 16-month-old Ayla were relieved when she was born as expected, with no signs of the disease that can cause lethal heart complications. Pompe affects fewer than 1 in 100,000 infants, but this inherited condition arising from a defective gene copy is often fatal.
Cuteness, at least I think so.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 30, 2022 09:46 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Theodore at November 30, 2022 09:46 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 09:47 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:48 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 30, 2022 09:48 PM (PHxng)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 30, 2022 09:48 PM (PHxng)
Thanks Gov.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 09:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 09:49 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Theodore at November 30, 2022 09:51 PM (pGonq)
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 09:51 PM (24fqN)
And what they do is orgies. And park sex. And Grinder. And then more orgies.
Posted by: 29Victor at November 30, 2022 09:51 PM (BJKQV)
Make the students take turns doing each other's laundry. By hand.
Then its free for everyone right?
Good luck to anyone that has to wash Sandra Fluke's undies though
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 09:51 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 09:51 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 09:52 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 09:52 PM (oTZbj)
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Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 09:52 PM (yFGdz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2022 09:54 PM (kwFKO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 09:54 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:53 PM (u82oZ)
I hope that helps davidt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CppThis at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (UewuT)
-- North Carolina Health and Human Services Secretary Kody Kinsley
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Got kids, Kody? Get 'em in here an roll up their sleeves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (Qzn2/)
I have to relearn how to set a fire now because the chimney draws so well.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (xhaym)
Didn't that band have one of the first 'polycules?' Wrote a song about it?
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (24fqN)
I admired the artistry of Stevie Nicks of "We Built this City." But she has always been high maintenance, and I'm glad we never met.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 09:56 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 09:56 PM (oTZbj)
@DrJamesOlsson 6h
Al Roker Rushed Back To Hospital 24 Hours After Release Amidst "BLOOD" CLOTS...
- Hollywood Life
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 09:57 PM (IyrhE)
Bounce or break.* One of my jobs is pretty secure -- so far. But that can change in a heart-beat.
* That phrase was a recurring theme in a prescient SF novel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 09:58 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:58 PM (u82oZ)
Once that roller coaster reaches its crest...
...one hand slides across the other
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 09:58 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
No, they're talking about the washing machines. You know the ones you have take a roll of quarters to operate? Or do you get everything dry cleaned?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (pkAcY)
Now, about that bourbon. *pours* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:00 PM (Zzbjj)
@DrJamesOlsson 6h
Al Roker Rushed Back To Hospital 24 Hours After Release Amidst "BLOOD" CLOTS...
- Hollywood Life
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 09:57 PM (IyrhE)
Hmmm. I don't see it.
Posted by: Unexpectedly at November 30, 2022 10:00 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 30, 2022 10:00 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2022 10:00 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: EdmunBurkesShade at November 30, 2022 10:01 PM (mCh4j)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:01 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:01 PM (2oHWb)
Still locked, still demandra phone number
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 10:01 PM (Kd4bG)
Just like Mom.
Do they want uni to fold and put it away for them as well?
Brats
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Dude, it has been a "thing" for quite a while now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 09:58 PM (Kd4bG)
Submitted for their approval. Last night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Jen the original
But luckily, most of us Morons are around 14 maturity-wise.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:03 PM (XkCpG)
As someone said in the comments, the vaccine wasn't developed in response to COVID, COVID was used to pave the way for the vaccine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 10:03 PM (Xrfse)
Do they want uni to fold and put it away for them as well?
Brats
Posted by: JQ at November 30, 2022 10:02 PM (o0Fxd)
Kid does his own laundry, and when he doesn't, I yell at him about how bad his room smells. Usually works to get him movin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2022 10:03 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:03 PM (2oHWb)
Brats
Posted by: JQ
Again, pay-for washing machines. Hasn't anyone here gone to a laundromat???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Kindltot
A yearly chimney cleaning is a good investment and is far cheaper than replacing the chimney, or, even worse, your house!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable
The Paolo, how you say, plows without end.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (qoGsy)
Ed Driscoll posts this thread on Sam Banknan-Fraud and FTX. Watch the second to last Twatter video. It's a hoot!
https://instapundit.com/556653/
That guy needs to be beaten within an inch of his life.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (g4RIN)
correction: In France, you do not have the right to fire useless jerks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (YxMl5)
But luckily, most of us Morons are around 14 maturity-wise.
Posted by: Tonypete
Speak for yourself! Mrs. Sock repeatedly tells me I act like a 17 year old .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (Bd6X8)
@DrJamesOlsson 6h
Al Roker Rushed Back To Hospital 24 Hours After Release Amidst "BLOOD" CLOTS...
- Hollywood Life
Posted by: weft cut-loop
He just imagines that he's sick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
I saw it too. Not a conspiracy theory, I don't think. Vile and evil are two words that come to mind. If you believe that Ol' Joe took a vaccine on tv, you will probably believe anything. The people who promote the vaccine wouldn't take it themselves. I certainly didn't.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (LOVUx)
An announcement about the effort was made to their instagram page that said 'Free Laundry is a right that all students have. And we’re trying to secure it for students at UC.'
Go find a river and a rock and do your laundry there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
And please, use a brush, not us.
Posted by: Chimney Goose at November 30, 2022 10:05 PM (Angsy)
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The Paolo, he salute the devotion, but he wonder about the, how do you say, efficiency.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 30, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (IyrhE)
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Whoops, my bad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Dude, it has been a "thing" for quite a while now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Mine's in Newman's meat freezer.
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at November 30, 2022 10:06 PM (pkAcY)
Do they want uni to fold and put it away for them as well?
Brats
Posted by: JQ
One of the spawn attended Univ. of Cincinnati. Believe me, hardly anyone there was doing laundry on a regular basis.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:06 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 30, 2022 10:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 30, 2022 10:07 PM (Yc4N3)
They can go ask Elon for jobs at Twitter.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Kd4bG)
Thanks.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2022 10:08 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 10:08 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:09 PM (Zzbjj)
- Hollywood Life
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 09:57 PM (IyrhE)
Warming up the "died suddenly" machine....
Posted by: Dr. T at November 30, 2022 10:09 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:09 PM (2oHWb)
Any photo of our beloved flag is a great photo.
Thanks for the Brownie McGhee!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient & Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:10 PM (hPMYc)
I should like to be the leader and sole male member of a 'polycule' of modest size...
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z may have objections, though...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 10:10 PM (h4+t7)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 10:08 PM (oTZbj)
Sickening. Old people have to not be parasitic on kids. Conboy lab delenda est
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:11 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:09 PM (2oHWb)
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Damn.
Posted by: Stacey Abrams at November 30, 2022 10:11 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The Paolo, he salute the devotion, but he wonder about the, how do you say, efficiency.
Posted by: The Paolo
Mrs. Sock wants to know what I am laughing so hard at . I ain't telling her. Thinking I might have to retire early and start plowing again.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:11 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 10:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Well, if people feel unsafe at Twitter, then they can, ya know, NOT GO THERE.
And I suspect that his definition of being unsafe is "having your precious feelings hurt".
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Yael Roth's ass is in a sling
Musk kept him on at Trust & Safety because he promised not to interfere with advertisers - > HE DID
that's why he's not at Twitter.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:13 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:13 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The Paolo, he salute the devotion, but he wonder about the, how do you say, efficiency.
Posted by: The Paolo
Mrs. Sock wants to know what I am laughing so hard at . I ain't telling her. Thinking I might have to retire early and start plowing again.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:11 PM (XkCpG)
My plow truck is getting it's transmission rebuilt. It took us 2 snowblowers and 2 hours to get our place passable this morning.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:13 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 30, 2022 10:13 PM (wmu3A)
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (Xrfse)
And I suspect that his definition of being unsafe is "having your precious feelings hurt".
Posted by: nerdygirl
Amazing how few people get that concept.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)
https://tinyurl.com/tfprvwc3
Posted by: uh oh... at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (Ca0y3)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 10:04 PM (IyrhE)
So? It's a service. You have to pay for it, one way or another. If they made the washers in the dorms free to use, there'd be no money to pay for repairs, and stupid students are likely hard on washers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:15 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 10:15 PM (Qzn2/)
https://tinyurl.com/475b29mk
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2022 10:15 PM (Angsy)
I'm thinking Paolo is direct drive, IYKWIM.
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Yc4N3)
A musical Advent Calendar / Twelfth Night all rolled into one aural delight
Carry on Mis Hum...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:16 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 30, 2022 10:14 PM (1DgE4)
I rea 20M, so yes. Meetings with the Bushies, now getting a fund infusion from Lachlan Murdoch?
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:17 PM (Zzbjj)
Saw a lady fall in the parking lot.
She was standing beside a car, she didn't look stressed.
I looked at the driver to see if she was aware that someone, maybe a companion, was behind the car and
I hear this hollow resonating sound.
It was her head hitting the concrete.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:18 PM (cNlpM)
I have accepted the primo responsibility and did the nood thing.
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 30, 2022 09:48 PM (PHxng)
__________
The Kool Kidz always know when there's a nood.
*dons shades*
*lights cigarette*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2022 10:18 PM (MoZTd)
You keep using that word...
Posted by: Archimedes at November 30, 2022 10:18 PM (eOEVl)
>>I rea 20M, so yes. Meetings with the Bushies, now getting a fund infusion from Lachlan Murdoch?
Book deals for politicos are money laundering operations.
Not a good look.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 10:19 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:18 PM
Far too many syllables for a proper haiku...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 10:19 PM (h4+t7)
Posted by: Some Rat
¡RAT!
Closely aligned to the "Choice for me, but not for thee!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Well, if people feel unsafe at Twitter, then they can, ya know, NOT GO THERE.
___________
Twitter is a human right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (Zzbjj)
It was her head hitting the concrete.
Posted by: Braenyard
Ugh! I heard a young woman hit her head on asphalt while (trying) to rollerblade. It sounded like a bowling ball being dropped. She convulsed horribly.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: The Paolo at November 30, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)
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lmao
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (oXNqT)
this is why I live dirty ...
but really, I do hang my clothes on a line, in winter it puts a little humidity in the house ... sometimes the dryer for a little fluff.
I have pics of grandma with the major upgrade to the double dexter ... man, our lives our so easy. We don't appreciate how we got here ... and that is "we" the older generations. ... the youth want guaranteed income and safe spaces. doom doom Doom.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 10:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:17 PM (Zzbjj)
RDS would have been my second choice after DJT. Wait and see. I guess.
:/
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (1DgE4)
So the Free Laundry movement is pro-slavery at its core.
Not a good look, proggies!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (J00IM)
A musical Advent Calendar / Twelfth Night all rolled into one aural delight
Carry on Mis Hum...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:16 PM (CCSxw)
I will good Sir.
It's all mapped out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at November 30, 2022 09:51 PM (24fqN)
No shit...really.
They got a lot of airplay, along with the Guess Who where I was.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:23 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:23 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:23 PM (qoGsy)
The lovely and long-suffering Mrs Z may have objections, though...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 10:10 PM (h4+t7)
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Allow me to introduce you to a concept known as the Signal-to-Noise Ratio
Posted by: ballistic at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Say what you will about President Trump (and I agree he has multiple flaws), it sure appears that he is possibly the only political figure in a century to have FU money acquired by actually working for it and also be willing to spend his own money without needing to have and keep his hand in the public till!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
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It's in the mommy clause.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston
Being an adult is haaard. sob
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
It's all mapped out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
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Is there a character arc? Have we collectively been Naughty or Nice?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Sir! Yep, getting a lot tired of the loooonnnnng list of rules for us and the even longer list of exemptions for them.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (r1z5A)
I don't see how this is possibly legal.
Portland has a variant where you can donate up to $25 to people running for municipal office, and the city will match that **seven times**, so the city will send $175 more to the candidate.
It's compelled political speech - if you are a taxpayer, you are being forced to pay for the political speech of people you don't agree with.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (KCOCK)
https://tinyurl.com/bd4fsmu4
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2022 10:25 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 30, 2022 10:25 PM (Yc4N3)
Is there a character arc? Have we collectively been Naughty or Nice?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 30, 2022 10:24 PM (Dc2NZ
Well I know what I've been.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:25 PM (2oHWb)
Shouldn't that also include having someone come in to change their sheets?
How about someone folding their clothes for them and putting the clothes in their dressers after the laundry is done?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hard Times at November 30, 2022 10:27 PM (kOpft)
Christine McVie wrote all the songs listed except Dreams which Stevie Nicks wrote.
If Christine had written it, you would have known what the fuck Stevie was singing about.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2022 10:27 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I plow about 1600 ft of road way. Mrs. Sock's oldest sister lives above us and shares the road . My nephew lives on 20 acres below us. I already had a foot of snow on the ground before the latest round . We are at the point where we have to widen the road with my BIL's cat, a JD6. Problem is it has a track issue . He ordered the pin 6 weeks ago . Still don't know when or if we'll get it
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:27 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:27 PM (Zzbjj)
This is a guy that might be completely known to everyone here
https://youtu.be/OHfR2nRfA8g
And the other thing I forgot.
Posted by: eleven at November 30, 2022 10:28 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2022 10:28 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Hope Santa buys the "prescription meds/doctors care" rational.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:28 PM (r1z5A)
>> he is possibly the only political figure in a century to have FU money acquired by actually working for it
A lot of people don't get why people love Trump, this Ron DeSantis book deal shows Ron is just a common politician and can't be trusted now.
Sad.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 10:28 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:28 PM (Zzbjj)
which will create a black market of vouchers being sold to groups working with candidates to create fake expenses and divvy up the cash provided by the city through the vouchers.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2022 10:29 PM (YxMl5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
That ain't right. Whatcha gotta do is find a couple of wetbacks...surely you've have wetbacks up yonder...anyway you find yourself a couple of these dudes give 'em $20 bucks and tell 'em get to work and if they complain you'll call ICE to come and stick 'em back in the cages.
Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at November 30, 2022 10:29 PM (syN6q)
This is beginning to smell like another #2weeks tease game.
Posted by: Gref at November 30, 2022 10:29 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:29 PM (Zzbjj)
An earlier variant of "public financing of elections" in Portland failed (which relied only on signatures to get financing), when an astute individual got lots of signatures from the large Russian Baptist churches in Portland, and then absconded with the city money.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KCOCK)
I do regret not paying another $5K for a cab on the tractor, but one pass out and back almost always is enough ... unless wind is causing drifts. (half mile lane, 4wd tractor with blade and scoop). But I am middle Illinois ... most years a couple snows need to be plowed, not an all year build up thang. (heat in a truck sounds luxurious)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2022 10:30 PM (Cus5s)
Robert, that there ISN'T right! It's funny as hell, but it ISN'T right!
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 30, 2022 10:30 PM (Yc4N3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:30 PM (2oHWb)
Yikes, our driveway is only 500' and the apron area is 40'x100' or so.
Good luck with the parts. I'm hoping to get Chuck the Truck back soon.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at November 30, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (qoGsy)
I had an elderly client come into my office late, one windy afternoon.
He approached the counter, a bit out of breath, looked at me and said "what a day out there", and promptly fell backwards...dead before he hit the floor.
When he hit the floor with the back of his head, and it sounded just like thumping a melon.
Oh, and that last breath thing you see in the movies...it's real.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:31 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:28 PM (Zzbjj)
Of course not. Whores get paid by the trick.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 10:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:32 PM (Zzbjj)
>>Is Youngkin a whore, too?
Glen Youngkin was the CFO of The Carlyle Group, so, yes, he is a whore.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 10:32 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: davidt at November 30, 2022 10:32 PM (oTZbj)
I hope they do this. College is a time of learning, and these students need to learn that "free" laundry equipment will never get fixed and soon they will have free nothing and have to go off campus to do laundry. That would be a valuable lesson
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2022 10:33 PM (YxMl5)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A)
An area between the edge of two counties was known to be void of constabulary. Driving late night back to school in my Olds luxury liner, left lane, quietly clocking 100 a Jag XKE pulls along side then forward in front of me. Sequentially a big Ford Galaxie does the same only it pulls parallel to the Jag. They leave in tandem.
By the time I crested the hill there were no tail lights to be seen.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:33 PM (cNlpM)
https://youtu.be/IMwDJW3W7ss?t=30
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 10:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:30 PM (2oHWb)
Rofl. Saint DeSantis as scumbag.
On that note. I'll read for a bit and go to sleep early. Night
Posted by: CN at November 30, 2022 10:33 PM (Zzbjj)
Hakeem Jeffries is a stone-cold breakdown race hater. He's the perfect successor to Democrat leadership.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 10:34 PM (EZebt)
Electric linemen on storm duty joke about doing that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 10:34 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:34 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2022 10:34 PM (YxMl5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Stuff doesn't break in the summer. I will admit I noticed the winch cable looked compromised this summer. I considered replacing it but then the squirrel panel discussions started back up and procrastination took over.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:35 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 30, 2022 10:35 PM (UQUAY)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 10:34 PM
Another greatly underappreciated occupation...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 10:36 PM (h4+t7)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2022 10:36 PM (W1h4/)
Sorta like learning how filthy the kitchens in dorms and student houses get.
Whadda mean, I should clean up after myself?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2022 10:36 PM (KCOCK)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
The native folk here were sporting down coats and gloves today. We refugees had on shorts and tee shirts.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:36 PM (qoGsy)
I hope they do this. College is a time of learning, and these students need to learn that "free" laundry equipment will never get fixed and soon they will have free nothing and have to go off campus to do laundry. That would be a valuable lesson
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So, obviously the idea that it's a right is risible. What I can't figure out is if a college is charging the price of a minivan in annual tuition and room and board, why they can't include ticky-tack stuff like laundry and meals.
$2 every week or two for laundry isn't even a rounding error.
Posted by: Methos at November 30, 2022 10:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at November 30, 2022 10:37 PM (dXilO)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 10:38 PM (h4+t7)
Posted by: EveR at November 30, 2022 10:38 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: His name is Neo, he stops bullets with his hand at November 30, 2022 10:39 PM (7kSOl)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:39 PM (cNlpM)
Pretty funny so far.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 30, 2022 10:39 PM (Kd4bG)
Posted by: Braenyard
That would be Spotted Dick.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:39 PM (qoGsy)
“Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.” ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:40 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai
Granddaughter announced she was going to be an electrician....grandpa beamed like a lighthouse.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:40 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
UC student pay to live in the dorms. They are not free. All the fucking uni has to do is raise the dorm fee by $50 a semester. Problem fucking fixed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 30, 2022 10:40 PM (IyrhE)
Posted by: Steve Miller at November 30, 2022 10:40 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2022 10:41 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2022 10:41 PM (W1h4/)
1) Democrats have endlessly deep pockets. Zeldin and others this cycle proved that you can't win on a good message alone. It's sad but it's true.
2) No one except one of the oligarchs has the money to self finance. Trump is that one in a million big money guy who opposes the rest - but there won't be another like him.
3) if you take the position that only self financing candidates should run, then you've already accepted that we will be ruled directly by the oligarchs forever. And if that's true, then why bother worrying about any of this? The game is already over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 10:42 PM (r46W7)
I made my daughter do her own laundry in high school because if an item of clothing touched her body for more than twenty seconds, it went into the laundry basket. When we dropped her off at college the first time, we gave her a roll of quarters and a box of detergent. Three and a half weeks later, she staggered home with two duffel bags stuffed full of dirty clothes. Damned if she was going to waste those quarters on laundry. A shot of Febreeze and maybe wearing a pair of jeans for three days instead of half a day, but those quarters were staying in her pocket. She'd spend Sunday afternoon washing clothes while I screamed she was going to miss her ride back to college. At least it was only once a month.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 30, 2022 10:42 PM (z7W9M)
Seriously, we can't help but get in our our way with all the nitpicking and shit...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 30, 2022 10:42 PM (+ldAm)
McVie was actually born a few months before Keef. He's 78 now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 10:43 PM (FmOhv)
Inevitably the machines will break and no one will repair them. And the students will complain once more.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 10:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:23 PM (CCSxw)
The Guess Who got a lot of airplay because they had quite a few hits. For a rather raunchy band*, they had some mellow crossover soft rock and soft rock ballads, along with their massive 'anti-American female' hit song in 'American Woman'.
Don't come hangin' 'round my door
Don't want to see your face no more
I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say
* My first official date was to a Guess Who concert (had to be driven and picked up by Mom). While twirling a flute, ending with him holding it pointing out from his crotch, the band member said something about why girls like flautists. Not good for a fourteen-year-old date.
Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2022 10:45 PM (emlEe)
Some one explain why a stigma? Who is going to know that you cannot donate blood? O you say 'anyone who knows you are queer?' Why are you publicizing your sexual preferences? Straight people don't do that. Also lots of people don't donate out of fear, for example.
This is just like queer marriage: you don't really have this driving urge to give blood, you just want to be able to do so.
Posted by: Ciampino - queer illogical outcomes at November 30, 2022 10:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 10:46 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:46 PM (2oHWb)
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Her backup on that cut reminded me how repulsive her voice is.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:47 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
I believe it's called "salami-ing" "Pro gun? slice them off, Pro choice? gone, Election reform? outa here...." and ya look around and you've been erased.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 30, 2022 10:48 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 30, 2022 10:42 PM (+ldAm)
I can accept voting for the least-worst candidate if the distinction between the least and worst is clearly distinguishable! This rarely happens.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:48 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The yeasts that ferment it gather towards the bottom of the container.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:49 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:49 PM (2oHWb)
Misanthropic Humanitarian is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life
Posted by: Chuck C at November 30, 2022 10:49 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 30, 2022 10:25 PM (Yc4N3)
I dunno.
The guy sent a dozen illegals to Mathas Vineyard, made Disney apply for permits at the zoning office and didn't force people to wear masks against their will.
Seems like a hardcore conservative ideologue to me. These aren't the types of meaningless things a politician would do.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 10:50 PM (nu1N/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
The yeasts that ferment it gather towards the bottom of the container.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:49 PM (qoGsy)
Really? That's it? Bottom dwelling yeast?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:50 PM (2oHWb)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
>>What makes a beer a lager?
Lagers are fermented at lower temperatures and for longer periods of time than Ales or Stouts.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 30, 2022 10:50 PM (up/3i)
Thanks for the hidden click & the Christine McVie clip. Also all those words, which I will get back to l8r.
____
I have a question for the automotive genius of the Horde mind.
Our vintage Nissan Quest has had the "Service Engine Soon" light on for, well, years. The only actual problem seemed to be… that the Service light was always on.
Tonight, we got in the car and there was no Service Engine Soon light!! Shocka! How worried should we be?
Fortunately, we weren't stuck with no warning lights. That would be too weird. Lately, the big red "Brake" light is on almost all the time. Something new to ignore.
Life as we know it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watch out for falling expectations at November 30, 2022 10:50 PM (+qxBh)
Tagline: "To protect his job, he's come out of the closet he never went into!"
Paraphrased blurb on the back of the DVD: "A dull and lonely accountant working at a condom factory, Francois (Deniel Auteuil) meekly endures office jokes and backroom whispers that he's about to be fired . . . usually instigated by his loutish coworker Felix (Gerard Depardieu). But that all changes when a rumor about him [that he's gay] spreads around the office." His job is now safe, and Felix thinks he has to be really nice to him to keep his own job, buying him a fluffy pink sweater, for instance. Seriously, it's hilarious. So is The Dinner Game (199
, by the same director.Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 30, 2022 10:51 PM (rCKb0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 10:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Hard to believe but - yup. Ales have yeasts that ferment more towards the top of the container. And, gives the beer a different taste profile.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:51 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 30, 2022 10:49 PM (xttsV)
I agree whole-heartedly with that statement, but, to be fair, it could be a bit more effusive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2022 10:51 PM (qoGsy)
Interesting. I appreciate the response.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:52 PM (2oHWb)
Life as we know it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watch out for falling expectations at November 30, 2022 10:50 PM
I wouldn't ignore the brake warning light, were I you...
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 10:54 PM (AW20F)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 30, 2022 10:49 PM (xttsV)
I agree whole-heartedly with that statement, but, to be fair, it could be a bit more effusive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
...and MisHum has the absolute best taste in music!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 10:54 PM (FmOhv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - watch out for falling expectations
Engine check light, fault finally cleared memory, bulb burned out....Brake light on, E brake linkage out of adjustment (switch not depressing/staying depressed)
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
I believe it's called "salami-ing" "Pro gun? slice them off, Pro choice? gone, Election reform? outa here...." and ya look around and you've been erased.
Posted by: Some Rat
IMO, we are faced with the ultimate Gordian knot. No one can find the beginning of the cord. Personally I am waiting for AtG to fix the problem or least be the impetus for getting the show started
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 10:55 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Chuck C
I totally agree with this statement.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:56 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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Why have the heavy heart?
Be cheerful great battles will come.
Reagan: We win, they lose.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 10:56 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Bitter Clinge
That's why the commie turtle wants him to challenge Trump.
Like I say - good enough for Mitch McConnell, good enough for me!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2022 10:56 PM (YxMl5)
Fuck the firings...heads should roll.
The Swamp has MANY creatures at their disposal...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 30, 2022 10:56 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 30, 2022 10:56 PM (z7W9M)
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Posted by: RickZ at November 30, 2022 10:45 PM (emlEe)
Randy Bachman leaving in 1970 changed the band...
But neither he, or Burton Cummings were as successful without the other.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:57 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 10:58 PM (r46W7)
Obviously, someone in Hollywood reads the HQ. The most epic movie in history is coming.
Cocaine Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2022 10:58 PM (KYKwc)
Like I say - good enough for Mitch McConnell, good enough for me!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at November 30, 2022 10:56 PM (YxMl5)
I'm with you, he's the real deal.
Thanks to Ron D, you have to wait until kids are 9 years old before talking to them about homosexuality in schools.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 10:58 PM (nu1N/)
If a Elon phone links to Starlink, bypassing some of the Internet, he will be a clear and present danger to the Deep State Panopticon control freaks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Sock! Fist bump! Little jealous of the snow....we got, like a half inch...gone in 2 hours.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 10:59 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alec Rawls at November 30, 2022 11:01 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 30, 2022 10:42 PM
Priorities! A roll of quarters goes a long way on nickel beer night.
Posted by: Bert G at November 30, 2022 11:01 PM (aCgRi)
Tonight, we got in the car and there was no Service Engine Soon light!! Shocka! How worried should we be?
The light bulb for the warning probably burned out.
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at November 30, 2022 11:02 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 11:02 PM (u82oZ)
Democrats: I'm offering ladypenis in your face, baking the gay cake for Big Anus, a corporate tax increase, and WWIII
Republicans : I'm offering ladypenis in your face, baking the gay cake for Big Anus, a corporate tax decrease, and a couple of Vietnams
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 11:02 PM (ESjRY)
Disgusting. May Xi and Fauci someday meet on the gallows.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 30, 2022 11:02 PM (tp+tP)
But neither he, or Burton Cummings were as successful without the other.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 30, 2022 10:57 PM (CCSxw)
I loved Bachman Turner Overdrive in the mid-70's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:02 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:03 PM (/QZJ1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
But if he agrees to use Huawei routers the FCC will grease his frequency application through in a heartbeat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 11:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EZebt)
If a Elon phone links to Starlink, bypassing some of the Internet, he will be a clear and present danger to the Deep State Panopticon control freaks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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He knows more about programming than they do.
He builds a phone they are out in the cold.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:05 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 11:06 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:07 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I think Elon will get along just fine with Deep State.
He's already said that smartphones are old tech, he wants to develop neurolinks.
That way Deep State will actually be able to track what you are thinking in real time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 11:07 PM (nu1N/)
He builds a phone they are out in the cold.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:05 PM (cNlpM)
Add to that, he apparently knows how to identify and hire really competent engineers in any field needed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 11:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:08 PM (r46W7)
It's not systematic, Jim, it's systemic.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 09:54 PM (cNlpM)
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But is it stochastic?
Posted by: Ciampino -- queer illogical outcomes at November 30, 2022 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Some Rat
Oh, please tell me that isn't a way to avoid doing laundry. Because when I was in college I dated a guy who would probably have done that. Ew.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 30, 2022 11:02 PM (tp+tP)
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Justice is coming.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 11:09 PM (EZebt)
I'll mail you some . I've been in your neck of the woods when it snowed. It was surreal and hilarious . Visiting a buddy who lived in an apartment at a 4 way intersection with 2 rather steep hills. We eventually drug a couch out to the sidewalk and drank beer and watched the circus . Several people actually left their cars in the middle of the road, got out and walked away.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 11:09 PM (XkCpG)
Obviously, someone in Hollywood reads the HQ. The most epic movie in history is coming.
Cocaine Bear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2022 10:58 PM (KYKwc)
With...Ray Liotta (?!)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 11:10 PM (FmOhv)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuTzAha1t80
Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 30, 2022 11:10 PM (z7W9M)
Underwear is cheap...and laundry isn't that expensive.
Gah...I've worked with too many people with that day old funk odor that think they can hide it with cologne or perfume.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2022 11:10 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Women complain about doing laundry. You try to be thoughtful and help them out and they think you are disgusting.
Just can't win.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 11:11 PM (nu1N/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 30, 2022 11:12 PM (rl2lu)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 30, 2022 10:22 PM (Xrfse)
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Safe always meant 'boring' when I was a kid.
Posted by: 496 at November 30, 2022 11:13 PM (QmM2p)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
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All are entitled to their opinions.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:14 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 11:14 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 11:16 PM (EZebt)
Just can't win.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
"YOU THREW THAT LOAD IN THE DRYER!?!? I'LL KILL YOU!!"
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 11:18 PM (r1z5A)
He won the clottery. Safe and effective.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:20 PM (UK1vv)
Just can't win.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 30, 2022 11:11 PM (nu1N/)
my wife has micro vision. She says I shouldn't put anything in the wash without treating stains, I say "I checked, no stains." She grabs it and says "what about this? and this? and this?" and I say "You can see that???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:21 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 30, 2022 11:21 PM (z7W9M)
He won the clottery. Safe and effective.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz)
If only there were some common thread. Sigh, guess we'll never know.
Posted by: Some Rat at November 30, 2022 11:21 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:21 PM (r46W7)
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Ooohh... wrong answer... you should say "What? What are you talking about? I don't see anything." Otherwise, you're admitting you can see the stain.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2022 11:22 PM (uPgE/)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 30, 2022 11:10 PM (FmOhv)
I'm a little under the weather at the moment. In fact, you'll find me a grave man....
***waves to buzzion***
Posted by: zombie Ray Liotta at November 30, 2022 11:23 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
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He says he can do better than a lot of engineers.
He has a few engineers that work hard and smart.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:25 PM (cNlpM)
I think Elon will get along just fine with Deep State.
He's already said that smartphones are old tech, he wants to develop neurolinks.
That way Deep State will actually be able to track what you are thinking in real time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
He's an oligarch and like many of his class he manifests some traits of sociopathy . Doesn't necessarily mean he's evil. Sociopathy is not a box it's a spectrum and a broad one at that. Is he capable of evil? I would wager that those traits and vast wealth make it more probable then most. Not my oligarch and I don't trust him . I refuse to live in any one's fiefdom.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 11:25 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Some Rat
And yet some people here think math is hard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 30, 2022 11:25 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:25 PM (r46W7)
Oh hell we're all capable of evil, the good book and our own hearts tell us that. What matters is the path you choose.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:28 PM (r46W7)
After the White House Christmas tree lighting ceremony, PEDOTUS address the nation:
https://twitter.com/ClownWorld_/status/ 1598116244716421122
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:28 PM (e79Tb)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:30 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
"YOU THREW THAT LOAD IN THE DRYER!?!? I'LL KILL YOU!!"
Posted by: Some Rat
You have to train them . I wash everything on hot and HD cycle. Dry everything on high heat . We have separate laundry baskets. There are no laundry fairies at our house. Kids learned that one too .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 11:31 PM (XkCpG)
Oddly, they are both permutations of "live".
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
Veil.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2022 11:31 PM (r46W7)
Oddly, they are both permutations of "live".
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
And veil.
Posted by: JmT at November 30, 2022 11:31 PM (JU9a+)
If you haven't seen this, here is a case report of SADS case from a 76 yr old male who died 3 weeks after receiving an mRNA booster shot:
https://tinyurl.com/2ftolkpx
This was done by a German pathologist. It conclusively proves the vaccine killed him. His heart and brain were, "My God, they're full of spike."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2022 11:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Always thought Christine's voice was sexier tan Stevie's. For some good music check her out as Christine Perfect an the band Chicken Shack, specially if you like the blues, which I don't usually.
She was just an awesome musician, very sexy to young college boys back in the day.
Salude dear Christine from T, Scot, K and C. She might have enhanced our college yrs. RIP sweet soul.
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2022 11:32 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 30, 2022 10:20 PM (2oHWb)
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Maybe that 'liberty' was supposed to be 'livery'?
You know, like the monks and 'celibate' instead of 'celebrate'?
Posted by: Ciampino - queer logic is queer at November 30, 2022 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:32 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 11:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JmT at November 30, 2022 11:33 PM (JU9a+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
No argument there. A big difference is where I to commit a reprehensible act it would tear a hole in my soul which I would carry up to the moment I am in my Lord's presence.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 11:34 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 11:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Oddly, they are both permutations of "live".
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
And veil.
Posted by: JmT at November 30, 2022 11:31 PM (JU9a+)
*stoic glare*
Posted by: Liev Schreiber at November 30, 2022 11:35 PM (kOpft)
Note that they know what to look for to determine if the vaccine caused a death (you can see all that spike, and the damage it did). Only a very few brave Dr. Quincy's will do this. Very damn few in the US, more in foreign countries.
The US is the worst for "transparency". All of what was learned earlier on came from data from foreign countries, like the UK, Israel, and others.
Over here, this information is verbotten to be spoken of.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2022 11:35 PM (Mzdiz)
You have the right to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness and free laundry. - Founding Fathers
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Give me laundry or give me death!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 11:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 30, 2022 11:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (yFGdz)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 30, 2022 11:22 PM (uPgE/)
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Isn't that........ gaslighting?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (UK1vv)
She's got better than a crypt, she keeps a coffin full of her native soil to travel with.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (yFGdz)
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No one gives a shirt.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 11:38 PM (oHd/0)
Spare Me a Little of Your Love
https://youtu.be/HiGEEHtumDM
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 30, 2022 11:38 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (yFGdz)
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No one gives a shirt.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (UK1vv)
That just socks...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 30, 2022 11:38 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Washington.
Coincidence????
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:39 PM (UK1vv)
Loved her voice and songwriting, but as I commented the other night Stevie Nicks singing still sounds like somebody grabbing a goat by the nuts. Still love Rumours tho
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 30, 2022 11:39 PM (mP+mW)
If people want to piss their money away, go for it.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 30, 2022 11:40 PM (buTO7)
I have not yet begun to launder.
Posted by: John Paul Jones at November 30, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:40 PM (yFGdz)
Posted by: Asian YouTuber at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (nu1N/)
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (AmoqO)
...
Posted by: CppThis at November 30, 2022 09:55 PM (UewuT)
Yes, it does. Happened to me, in the mid 90's. I had just leased a new apartment, too. I cried. But i got over it and got a new (and better paying) job.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: John Paul Jones at November 30, 2022 11:40 PM (Mzdiz)
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Jones was simply waiting for the Tide to come in.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 30, 2022 11:14 PM (EZebt)
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Take comfort in the fact that at the HQ it's always open season on REO Speedwagon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
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That doesn't turn out too well with synthtics.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:43 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: JmT at November 30, 2022 11:43 PM (JU9a+)
CONSTITUTIONALISTS HAMPER FREE LAUNDRY ENTITLEMENT
At least that the spin I would put on it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:44 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Piper at November 30, 2022 11:44 PM (ZdaMQ)
The laundry of liberty must for time to time be done with the detergent of tyrants and patriots.
(I could've done better with this if I tried, but I didn't)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:44 PM (cNlpM)
A well regulated Laundry, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Quarters shall not be infringed.
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:45 PM (yFGdz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 11:45 PM (63Dwl)
Either your emergency brake is engaged or some mfgs use that to show problems with the brake system such as anti lock, master cylinder, or even excess wear.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 11:45 PM (bDjBG)
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I'm well over 29, but I do not believe that I have personally known anyone has died of heart problems.
Until, the last month. Two now, one of them only 56. A third is now in the hospital.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 11:45 PM (WTJmT)
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:46 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2022 11:46 PM (63Dwl)
"Initially, he had received a single dose of the AstraZeneca vaccine (ChAdOx-1-nCoV-19, a recombinant adenoviral vector vaccine, not a mRNA vaccine), after which he experienced “pronounced cardiovascular side effects.” Subsequently, he received 2 doses of the Pfizer mRNA vaccine (BNT162b2). After the first Pfizer dose, he developed “obvious behavioral and psychological symptoms,” lethargy, and worsening of his overall neurological function. Despite continuation of these symptoms, he was given a second Pfizer dose. Three weeks after his second dose of the Pfizer vaccine, he inexplicably collapsed, was rushed to the hospital, could not be resuscitated, and died."
That just means it's working! Holy shit...
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 30, 2022 11:48 PM (k6X+A)
But the complete moron didn't notice you could see the cursor in the screenshot.
https://bit.ly/3EQLAf2
Posted by: bonhomme at November 30, 2022 11:48 PM (KRe1G)
My BS detector is pegged at 11.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 30, 2022 11:48 PM (5p7BC)
There have been several studies, the most recent from Sweden, or was it Switzerland, that show that everyone who gets the mRNA suffers some form of heart damage. Every single one.
The only question is how much.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2022 11:48 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 30, 2022 09:55
LMAO, told J this and she agreed Nicks did BTSORRR, which I was laughing at. Her response after finding out I was right, well you got one Buck. LOL, this after 47 yrs together.
When pressed she admitted I might have been right a couple of times before. ;}
Posted by: Farmer at November 30, 2022 11:49 PM (55Qr6)
Either your emergency brake is engaged or some mfgs use that to show problems with the brake system such as anti lock, master cylinder, or even excess wear.
Posted by: whig
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Or, the switch (or sensor) associated with the parking brake handle is stuck/broken.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 11:49 PM (WTJmT)
The losers just threw in the towel.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2022 11:49 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 11:49 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 30, 2022 11:50 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Iris at November 30, 2022 11:50 PM (foa6+)
These people are in a bubble and can't see out.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:50 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Braenyard,
Have I mentioned the hillbilly thing? I have 2 pair of overalls and three pairs of socks. Mrs. Sock wears synthetics
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 30, 2022 11:52 PM (XkCpG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 11:52 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 30, 2022 11:52 PM (pkAcY)
So much like "candidate quality" can no be laughed at by pointing to Fetterman. Election denier can be laughed at by pointing at Jefferies.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 30, 2022 11:52 PM (5p7BC)
How about someone folding their clothes for them and putting the clothes in their dressers after the laundry is done?
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 30, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
Great point. We'll add that to the list of our demands.
Posted by: Demanding Students demanding their RIGHTS!!!11! at November 30, 2022 11:53 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cicero
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Know a lawyer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 11:53 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 30, 2022 11:54 PM (cNlpM)
Either your emergency brake is engaged or some mfgs use that to show problems with the brake system such as anti lock, master cylinder, or even excess wear.
Posted by: whig at November 30, 2022 11:45 PM (bDjBG)
Had a brake light come on and I decided to drive it anyway. Drove about 400 miles and when I got there I had metal to metal on my right rear and about 3mm on the left. You could hear the grinding. Cost about 2,500 for all four.
Posted by: Javems at November 30, 2022 11:56 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 11:53 PM (qlgfj)
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Not any good ones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 30, 2022 11:57 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Heino Fan Club #52, Hamburg at November 30, 2022 11:57 PM (dXilO)
What tha hale?
Posted by: Asian YouTuber at November 30, 2022 11:41 PM (nu1N/)
Nathan to see here, move along...
Posted by: DHS StormTrooper at November 30, 2022 11:58 PM (oHd/0)
It is an activity that is completely voluntary and provides nothing necessary for existence. How is my safety impacted by something I can completely ignore?
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at November 30, 2022 11:59 PM (5p7BC)
I thought these Medicare ads were getting bad, but this Camp Lejeune thing makes that look tame. Hell, seems every two-bit shyster is trying to get on the band wagon.
George Sink has jumped on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, now with 50% less content at December 01, 2022 12:00 AM (jTmQV)
George Sink has jumped on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, only TV I watch is Tucker.... so its all Tunnels to Tower and Mike Lindell...
Posted by: DHS StormTrooper at December 01, 2022 12:00 AM (oHd/0)
Has he done anything in the last fifteen years, other than spew liberal crap?
Buh bye, Jim
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2022 12:00 AM (+lVUW)
Not any good ones.
Posted by: Cicero
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*?*
Awn c'mon...late night commercials are rife with 'em.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 01, 2022 12:00 AM (oeYLT)
That song starts out like it's going to be one of the best ever but after the verse, the chorus just doesn't get there and by the end the repetition of the chorus gets old. Still better than any new stuff however.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 01, 2022 12:02 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2022 12:02 AM (bDjBG)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 01, 2022 12:02 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: bradc at December 01, 2022 12:03 AM (mwHbW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 01, 2022 12:03 AM (mP+mW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 30, 2022 09:59 PM (Angsy)
But, it's still hanging in there. It's still proud for all the right reasons. Kinda like us.
Posted by: GWB at December 01, 2022 12:04 AM (Od0u9)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 12:04 AM (xhaym)
Has he done anything in the last fifteen years, other than spew liberal crap?
Buh bye, Jim
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 01, 2022 12:00 AM (+lVUW)
Yup..... well.... bye...
Posted by: Curly Bill Brocius,,, at December 01, 2022 12:04 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: whig at December 01, 2022 12:05 AM (bDjBG)
Anyway, I feel something on my arm and it looks like a weird spider. I then realized it was a tick. Jumped up and the whole wall was covered in ticks. Apparently, the nest warmed up during that day and they came out of hibernation. Toss the tree off the balcony, set off some bug bombs and spent the night at my brothers.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2022 12:08 AM (kts79)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2022 12:08 AM (xhaym)
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For context, that's due to the protein hat's released when heart tissue dies. It's presence is also used to check for heart attacks.
Posted by: Methos at December 01, 2022 12:09 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 01, 2022 12:02 AM (5p7BC)
Michael Jordan would do that on 90 in Chicago.
Posted by: JmT at December 01, 2022 12:09 AM (JU9a+)
Both Trump and DeSantis make me nervous. Trump because he seems to be more than a bit gullible and DeSantis because he started out as an elitist protege and the elite just don't seem to hate him enough. I really don't want her as president, but I am more inclined to think Tulsi is legit about what she says cause she seems to be The Last Hippie on the "left" and appalled by the rest of the wannabe fascists that populate that group.
Posted by: azjaeger at December 01, 2022 12:09 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Governor Gavin's Slicked Back Hair at December 01, 2022 12:09 AM (AmoqO)
If he just tried even a little bit, ace Ventura could flounce like there's no tomorrow.
What a lazy piece of shit bastard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 01, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)
Colorado just announced a recount...
/facepalm
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2022 12:11 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at December 01, 2022 12:11 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Javems at December 01, 2022 12:11 AM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at December 01, 2022 12:12 AM (geVLo)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (yFGdz)
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No one gives a shirt.
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Put a sock in it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, who knows no margin bounds at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Ciampino -- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
https://bit.ly/3EQLAf2
Posted by: bonhomme
Also the blue underlines under certain phrases.
BTW, yeah, he used to be my district supervisor.... Weiner, Harris, Pelosi, Newsom..., maybe you might understand why I enjoy cannabis so much.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 12:19 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Zettai at November 30, 2022 11:37 PM (yFGdz)
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No one gives a shirt.
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Put a sock in it.
Posted by: Ciampino -- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 12:18 AM (qfLjt)
my bad edit
Posted by: Ciampino -- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JmT at December 01, 2022 12:20 AM (JU9a+)
Also, scroll through the latest from The Ethical Skeptic, who has been exposing the fraud and data manipulation the CDC has been doing to cover up vaccine deaths:
https://tinyurl.com/yfowt3ml
Excess deaths continue to rise the world over. In Australia, looks like cancer is responsible for 2/3 of excess deaths there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at December 01, 2022 12:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: azjaeger at December 01, 2022 12:09 AM (3/XaG)
I think Tulsi has always been a bit more conservative than she let on, but she had to play to the left because her constituency was in deep blue Hawaii. I agree that she likely has been moved rightward by some of what the left has become, but it wasn't as far a trip as it seems.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 01, 2022 12:29 AM (wmDcS)
I'm curious to know how you came to this conclusion.
They're both silly people.
What could possibly make one greater than the other?
Posted by: eleven at December 01, 2022 12:30 AM (iziT8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 12:35 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Javems
Hah! My son said that the quietest and best place to study was while he was doing laundry in the basement of the dorm.
Posted by: Prime Sister at December 01, 2022 12:36 AM (tQL7r)
Sandler damn near always was sure to include a message of a very positive humanity, often as a morality tale, into his very silly films. Carry? Even when he tried, it always came off as cynical, and faked.
Sandler's "The Waterboy" is over the top goofiness, but with a heart tugging tale at it's core. Carry, nope. And, Farrel? Damn near human debris, that one. It's "cringe" just watching him debase himself, his characters and his cast, film after film after film. Sad.
Myers can deliver a good tale, but is very inconsistent. I think he was at his best in Wyane & Garth roles. 'Cause he was havin' his most fun, and that made it fun out in the seats.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 12:45 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
Anyway, I feel something on my arm and it looks like a weird spider. I then realized it was a tick. Jumped up and the whole wall was covered in ticks. Apparently, the nest warmed up during that day and they came out of hibernation. Toss the tree off the balcony, set off some bug bombs and spent the night at my brothers.
Posted by: Beartooth at December 01, 2022 12:08 AM (kts79)
Damn, what nightmares are made of.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 01, 2022 12:52 AM (VwHCD)
I was always drawn to the laundry room when the dryer was running. Something about the rhythmic thump...thump of wet clothes...evolving into dry clothes and the smooth tumble with regular pops and snap of buttons and zippers against the barrel. I would sometimes fall asleep beneath the dryer.
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2022 12:53 AM (J00IM)
https://youtu.be/HiGEEHtumDM
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 30, 2022 11:38
Yes indeed. Christine had a sweet voice. RIP Perfect girl.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2022 12:54 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
Don Rickles would've berated him as being a Hockey Puck.
Rickles again, would've been proven correct.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 01:02 AM (e6UQI)
I thought her best song was Oh Daddy from the Rumours album.
https://inv.riverside.rocks/watch?v=7M-nzTZ962w
Skip the first minute to get past the preliminaries.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2022 01:03 AM (gv7Yb)
Posted by: Nightwatch at December 01, 2022 01:03 AM (J00IM)
shorturl.at/GTV36
Someone should run it on tv as an ad for about a month, especially during the soap opera hours so that the masked Karens would see it.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 01, 2022 01:05 AM (xxG/v)
Spectacularly stupid.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2022 01:09 AM (anj39)
Watched a lot of submarine races listening to that group. IYKWIM.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 01, 2022 01:11 AM (anj39)
[checks up thread]
Farmer way ahead of me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2022 11:52
Somehow Alexa the Spy is playing "I'm on My Way" by Christine and I'm...just a minute, I have to go my bunk.
Posted by: Farmer at December 01, 2022 01:11 AM (55Qr6)
All the possibilities mentioned we've considered. The brakes seem to be working, and the check engine light is more likely burned out than the fault got reset.
A world where sensors fail to sense properly and that's the fail point… surely a First World Problem.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wandering around in the dark at December 01, 2022 01:11 AM (+qxBh)
Posted by: CA Token at December 01, 2022 01:13 AM (2+yws)
Really, Congressman?
Yeah, really indeed. What a pile of horseshit--especially from someone who is chairman of the Democratic House Campaign Committee. You ought to know better, Sean.
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at December 01, 2022 01:16 AM (WusEB)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
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Not the same Jim Carey. Check your facts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carey_(ice_hockey)
Posted by: Ciampino --- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
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Not the same Jim Carey. Check your facts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carey_(ice_hockey)
Posted by: Ciampino --- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
And this one time we saw him at a Barber Shop...
Yeah... Hairy Carey...
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2022 01:28 AM (oHd/0)
Carrey, Sandler, Myers all made some great ones . And Farrell when he could get out of his own way did too.
But, silly is tough and they couldn't do it forever.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2022 01:29 AM (t29rj)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
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Not the same Jim Carey. Check your facts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carey_(ice_hockey)
Posted by: Ciampino --- queer logic is queer at December 01, 2022 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
++++
So the "comedian" probably didn't get hit in the mouth with a hockey puck.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 01, 2022 01:30 AM (gv7Yb)
Turned down the thermostat, and moved an electric space heater to the one room I pretty much live in.... because that will run off my solar and battery.
Posted by: Romeo13 at December 01, 2022 01:31 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2022 01:29 AM (t29rj)
That's about the silliest thing I evah heard...
Posted by: Groucho, watching the Three Stooges at December 01, 2022 01:34 AM (oHd/0)
Not included in anyone's lists tonight, was Ben Stiller. Also, inconsistent. But great, when he got it right, too.
Biggest difference? Stiller had some acting chops, though seldom used and less often seen. Given his age now though, I think he could carry some serious roles, quite well. Sandler might be able to, he has before. Carry has done one (forgot the name, but he's the "subject" in a fake TV world). Myers can be serious, but does he HAVE the acting chops to put it on screen?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 01:35 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: CA Token at December 01, 2022 01:13 AM (2+yws)
*********
The only thing that that ad would need is the date of each of those stories being displayed with a font size large enough to read below the stories.
Otherwise, it is perfect.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at December 01, 2022 01:38 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 01:40 AM (a4EWo)
He was one of the first "stars" to die of Canceled, and Woke.
It was a Murder/Suicide.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 01:44 AM (e6UQI)
This was always my favorite Guess Who song.
Where is SMH tonight, fearful of being number 1 two weeks in a row?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)
Yeah Stiller could be great.
If you've never seen it, check out "Envy" with him and Jack Black.
Those acting chops of his are what really makes this whacked out movie work.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2022 01:48 AM (t29rj)
Been a Long Time since I watched "Envy". It's on the list now, yeah.
Being the son of Steller and Mera, he was purebred Hollywood, when Hollywood *meant* something. I think he's forgotten more about acting and stardom, than most will ever know.
He needs to go for the serious roles. There's an Oscar in it for him, if he does.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 01:52 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 02:17 AM (a4EWo)
I cracked the ton regularly when passing 18 wheelers on 2 lane roads. With any modern bike (Hardly Abelsons excepted, of course ;-) ) coming up on a big truck at 60, drop a gear, open it up, and you'll be over 100 by the time you clear the front bumper.
That's been true for at least the last 35 years. You'd figure that "journalists " would tone down the breathless prose by now.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2022 02:17 AM (Xme3z)
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 02:21 AM (xhxe8)
Christine did great work for us to remember her by
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 02:24 AM (xhxe8)
But 60 to 85/90 by then? Yeah, no sweat.
Thing about the Gold Wing, was that the "top speed in gear ratio" was about 137. But it lacked the raw H.P. to push past the aerodynamic wall of the fairing, windshield, bags and upright riding position. Fastest ever legit recorded was 105 on the B'vll Salt Flats, but rear tire slippage was pronounced.
Know what? 105 is PLENTY FAST on a 'Wing, for me!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 01, 2022 02:27 AM (e6UQI)
That is an odd story. Sounds almost like he was working a company- without the massive financial malfeasance - the crypto company run by Sammy Bankmsn and Caroline Ellison where the employees had a big mansion and engaged in drugging and sleeping together.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 02:30 AM (m8c5C)
If so, I can't say I blame her. I always try to post less on the week I've made it to that list.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 02:33 AM (m8c5C)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 12:59 AM (KAi1n)
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Not the same Jim Carey. Check your facts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carey_(ice_hockey)
Posted by: Ciampino
Ok, mid-90's, jeez.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 01, 2022 02:42 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 02:43 AM (iSLuO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 02:45 AM (iSLuO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 02:46 AM (iSLuO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 02:53 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 02:58 AM (R92kx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 03:06 AM (a4EWo)
" Joe Biden's energy policy looks like roadkill the dog dragged in."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 03:06 AM (vH/6k)
His name only came up because the horde was talking much earlier about some RINO writer who's fat and I said I wouldn't care about his opinions if he looked like Harrison Ford in his prime
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 03:11 AM (K4eog)
(sips coffee)
It's the most wonderful time of year. I have a head cold and I haven't slept, and I have a 12-hour day shift to look forward too.
Yay.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 01, 2022 03:15 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 03:16 AM (a4EWo)
And nice talking with You, Debbie
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2022 03:19 AM (711Zw)
Incidentally, Grace Slick was the female voice on We Built This City.
Posted by: buddhaha at December 01, 2022 03:21 AM (Xme3z)
I should probably go to sleep, but I need to keep checking the cellar, we are highly water prone here. I have two pumps and one is working great and the other needs a nudge once in a while. I have about three sips of whiskey left. I get to sleep in tomorrow for a while.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 03:30 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 03:53 AM (KAKDL)
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Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2022 04:01 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 01, 2022 04:04 AM (a4EWo)
Jim Carrey could do drama as well as comedy; but most of his work I've seen has that problem, that he is making the material all about him. Ben Stiller is much better in the things I've seen. His role in the remake of Neil Simon's The Heartbreak Kid was well done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 01, 2022 04:05 AM (KAKDL)
Thus you can "Lager" any beer (cold storage), as it were, and many if not most beers with live yeast most definitely improve in cold storage. The flavors improve, the "green" taste goes away. The little yeasties continue to clean up and digest the more complex sugars for months.
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Posted by: Jessica Hunt at December 01, 2022 05:01 AM (UK3Gy)
An announcement about the effort was made to their instagram page that said 'Free Laundry is a right that all students have. And we’re trying to secure it for students at UC.'
Go find a river and a rock and do your laundry there.
It's da rok, da rever and da three. Get it right people!
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