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The Burning of Sodom
Camille Corot

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Take my daughters!

Please

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 06, 2022 09:29 AM (BRHaw)

2 Gloomy!

And top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:30 AM (J2vNu)

3 Trump flees the burning DC

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at December 06, 2022 09:30 AM (yQpMk)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Or Seattle maybe someday

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 06, 2022 09:30 AM (MaXc5)

6 "But Dad, what about the dogs?!?!?!"

"Sod 'em!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:30 AM (9UlRk)

7 Must be Mrs. Lot standing back there on the path. She chose poorly.

Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (dTFZY)

8 Burn, baby, burn!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (cKHjS)

9 Other version was better, this is ok

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (MaXc5)

10 > Must be Mrs. Lot standing back there on the path. She chose poorly.


Not to worry. I still have all these hawt daughters.

Posted by: Lot at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (bW8dp)

11 I got a bad feeling about this place.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:32 AM (qoGsy)

12 We did this subject like a week ago didn't we, ran out of jokes

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2022 09:32 AM (AXxfu)

13 What is the significance of the black human silhouette stage right? Is that Lot's wife, post-pillar of salt? But "pillar" suggests just that, a cylindrical column, not a human-shaped form. Peculiar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:32 AM (J2vNu)

14 More fire!

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:32 AM (IKuJQ)

15 Must be Mrs. Lot standing back there on the path. She chose poorly.


Not to worry. I still have all these hawt daughters.
Posted by: Lot

Ohhhh, a Salty comment!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:32 AM (qoGsy)

16
LOVE IS LOVE H8R.

Unburn this city and send those two guys back to my tent right now, bigot!

Also, bake me a cake. Once this monkeypox passes, I'll be hungry.

Posted by: American Sodomite at December 06, 2022 09:32 AM (oINRc)

17 Unusual Corot.

BTW, shoes were not a thing in Sodom.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (Rse2k)

18 Camille is a dude.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (24fqN)

19 I sense a theme. Like last weeks version better.

Posted by: Tuna at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (gLRfa)

20 I never got why the Lord didn't say to Lot, "Wait, why the hell am I standing here bandying words with a guy who willingly lives in a city full of rapists and buttfuckers?!?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (9UlRk)

21 It looks like someone won the Lottery.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (Vwz3I)

22 "Officer! They're looting the Food King!"

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (geLO8)

23 This was DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (ZGrMX)

24 What's that stone structure right next to them? Their house?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (eYoxG)

25 Sniper is right out in the open?

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (PazyW)

26 Not to worry. I still have all these hawt daughters.
Posted by: Lot at December 06, 2022


***
I see one daughter who might be cute in better conditions, one hiding her face, and one who ought to. Methinks you're a bit optimistic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

27 Not to worry. I still have all these hawt daughters.
Posted by: Lot at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (bW8dp)
-

They all look hawt.

BTW, Lot had 2 daughters. Somebody let us know who the 3rd girl is.

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (IKuJQ)

28 Compare this version to the one from last week. It's interesting how different artists interpret the same subject. That one focused on the destruction of the cities. This one draws attention to Lot's family.

Posted by: Kris at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (VQp/A)

29 I never got why the Lord didn't say to Lot, "Wait, why the hell am I standing here bandying words with a guy who willingly lives in a city full of rapists and buttfuckers?!?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko

He gives us wide latitude until . . . .

THAT'S IT!! I'M PISSED!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (qoGsy)

30 > I see one daughter who might be cute in better conditions, one hiding her face, and one who ought to. Methinks you're a bit optimistic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

Well, to be fair, there was a lot of wine involved.

Posted by: Lot at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (bW8dp)

31 20 I never got why the Lord didn't say to Lot, "Wait, why the hell am I standing here bandying words with a guy who willingly lives in a city full of rapists and buttfuckers?!?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (9UlRk)

The Lord is very forgiving. This particular part of the OT is no doubt of great comfort to people like nurse ratched, Sefton and CBD. It'd be for ace and garrett too if it weren't for well, y'know.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (eYoxG)

32 A woman-sized pillar of salt would have been worth a Lot of gold back then.

Posted by: Gref at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (AMIL/)

33 BTW, Lot had 2 daughters. Somebody let us know who the 3rd girl is.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (IKuJQ)

Baby Yonah.

Gotta set up the sequel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (9UlRk)

34 25 Sniper is right out in the open?
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (PazyW)
-

Sniper is toast!

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (IKuJQ)

35 This doesn't look all that burny to me. Where's the flames?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (jen+i)

36 If you're gonna use burning in the title, I wanna see some big ass fire in it damnit.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (AXxfu)

37 What's that stone structure right next to them? Their house?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022


***
Looks like the entrance to a tomb or sepulcher.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

38 > BTW, Lot had 2 daughters. Somebody let us know who the 3rd girl is.
Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:34 AM (IKuJQ)

Given the venue, possibly their tranny butler that they took along. The Bible just didn't mention xim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (bW8dp)

39 This was DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (ZGrMX)
================
It might have been Pride Month that drove the Lord over the edge. Or maybe it was a Sodomite official wearing a dress and calling for "normalizing transgenderism".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (Rse2k)

40 Other version was better, this is ok
Posted by: Skip's phone at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (MaXc5)
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Agreed. I liked the other version from several days ago much better. It looked a lot more epic in scale.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (YIVH2)

41 Last one had too much fire. This one doesn't have enough. I need a happy medium amount of fire in my ancient city destruction art.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (y0RKM)

42 "Well, to be fair, there was a lot of wine involved. "

I suspect there usually is in these situations.

Either that guy was a beast or those girls were tracking their cycle closely, though.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (PazyW)

43 Reminds me of Baltimore.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (jen+i)

44 Sniper is toast!
Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (IKuJQ)

mmmmmm ... a pillar of toast.....

someone go back and get me a shitload of nutella.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (9UlRk)

45 "Reminds me of Baltimore."

Reminds me of 1960s.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (24fqN)

46 Unusual Corot.

BTW, shoes were not a thing in Sodom.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (Rse2k)


In addition to sodomy, the town also was big on foot fetishes.

Posted by: Wally at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (FJYfm)

47 Bleak looking painting.

Posted by: dantesed at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (88xKn)

48 Weather forecast for Sodom that week:

Monday: Highs of 90 degrees.
Tuesday: Highs of 85 degrees.
Wednesday: Highs of 790 degrees.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (lf83v)

49 20 I never got why the Lord didn't say to Lot, "Wait, why the hell am I standing here bandying words with a guy who willingly lives in a city full of rapists and buttfuckers?!?!?!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:33 AM (9UlRk)

Because of Abraham. Lot was family and the only "righteous" man in the city.

Posted by: Kris at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (VQp/A)

50 We did this subject like a week ago didn't we, ran out of jokes
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


*******

Yeah. I already deployed my "wife looked back and turned into a telephone pole" limerick from the archives.

I've got nothing.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (ykeLU)

51 Not enough fire and brimstone. But Lot's wife as a pillar of salt seems rigid enough.


Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

52 > Either that guy was a beast or those girls were tracking their cycle closely, though.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:36 AM (PazyW)

Hmm... I don't think the Bible explicitly says that it only happened once.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (bW8dp)

53 Fire and brimstone CBD is the best CBD.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (t3/qz)

54 A woman-sized pillar of salt would have been worth a Lot of gold back then.
------------
When it rains, it pours... brimstone.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 09:37 AM (Vwz3I)

55 San Francisco, 2038.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

56 This doesn't look all that burny to me. Where's the flames?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022


***
Along the skyline above them. Apparently this artist believed in "Less is more."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:38 AM (J2vNu)

57 "wife looked back and turned into a telephone pole"

Wondering if act of God is an adequate defense for turning your wife into a pillar of salt.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:38 AM (PazyW)

58 Looks like the entrance to a tomb or sepulcher.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
-

Perhaps a watering hole.

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:38 AM (IKuJQ)

59 Too bad God made a promise, because I feel like we are close to one of those "Burn it down and start over" moments.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 06, 2022 09:38 AM (t3/qz)

60 how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (geLO8)

61 " I don't think the Bible explicitly says that it only happened once."

The way it's described, it's consecutive nights, one time only. Some wiggle room, though.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (PazyW)

62 So, somewhere between thermobaric cataclysm and backyard gas fire-pit? That's what we're looking for?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (9UlRk)

63 Plus not one lightning bolt. How can one depict the wrath of God without lightning bolts?


Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (gmo/4)

64 " how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament"

Just wait. He's coming back soon

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (PazyW)

65 Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM

Bingo!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (y0RKM)

66 It’s not the fireball we had last week.

Kinda anticlimactic if you ask me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (2SE4U)

67 Because of Abraham. Lot was family and the only "righteous" man in the city.
Posted by: Kris at December 06, 2022


***
Lot was related to Abraham? Hard for me to keep all those "begats" straight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

68 > 54 A woman-sized pillar of salt would have been worth a Lot of gold back then.

Carry her off to the nearest caravanserai, charge the camels a quarter-shekel per lick.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (bW8dp)

69 Perfect picture for what we are going through now. Nice choice.

Posted by: Jaimo at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (DBrN4)

70 Has Sam Brimton been reached for a comment?

Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (8COXw)

71
She's not a pillar of salt, she's a tar, baby!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (pNxlR)

72 Fire and brimstone CBD is the best CBD.

He let MisHum do the Food Thread this week and MisHum proclaimed that maple syrup on French toast is great. So now he's mad.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 06, 2022 09:41 AM (ZGrMX)

73 how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament
Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (geLO


The destruction of the temple in 70 AD sent a pretty big message.

Posted by: Wally at December 06, 2022 09:41 AM (FJYfm)

74 Would hang, periodically.

Posted by: Ziba at December 06, 2022 09:41 AM (4h9M3)

75 Out on the road today, I saw a DEADHEAD sticker on a Cadillac A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at December 06, 2022 09:41 AM (t3/qz)

76 Last one had too much fire. This one doesn't have enough. I need a happy medium amount of fire in my ancient city destruction art.

On it. Now where did we come down on the scantily clad ladies?

Posted by: Frank Frazetta at December 06, 2022 09:41 AM (eOEVl)

77 Um, see Ananias and Sapphira for some NT wrath.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 09:41 AM (2SE4U)

78 Maxwell Smart

If you can find me 50 honest men I will spare the city.

Okay, if you can find me 10 honest men I will spare the city.

How about one honest man?

Would you believe one loyal three-legged dog and a well-intentioned teenager?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2022 09:42 AM (ykeLU)

79 Has Sam Brimton been reached for a comment?
Posted by: 496 at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (8COXw)


I hope the next president appoints him Ambassador to Sodom.

Posted by: Wally at December 06, 2022 09:42 AM (FJYfm)

80 Please GOD, repentance and revival, or this burning. Thy Will be done.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 09:42 AM (0OP+5)

81 > The way it's described, it's consecutive nights, one time only. Some wiggle room, though.
Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (PazyW)

It could also be interpreted as them having to get him drunk the first time, but not on subsequent occasions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 09:42 AM (bW8dp)

82 67 Because of Abraham. Lot was family and the only "righteous" man in the city.
Posted by: Kris at December 06, 2022

***
Lot was related to Abraham? Hard for me to keep all those "begats" straight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

Worth noting that Abraham pleads for the entire city on the basis of a few men like Lot(though the number turned up low) rather than for Lot in the specific.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:42 AM (eYoxG)

83 What is the third girl carrying? It looks like a basket of sewing, but I suspect it's food.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:42 AM (J2vNu)

84 Corot thought the weather was a bit chili.....

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (w9Wax)

85 So, what was Sodom doing that SF isn't?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (ESjRY)

86
As we all know, America is pocked with more Sodoms and Gomorrahs than existed on the planet in OT times. And many decent people live in these cities, because for whatever reason they must. Some choose to. It's food for thought. If you live in one of these places and can, you might to head somewhere else, because the smiting could start at any time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (oINRc)

87 "Well, to be fair, there was a lot of wine involved. "

I suspect there usually is in these situations.

Either that guy was a beast

or those girls were tracking their cycle closely, though.
Posted by: squid_hunt

They'd better. Dude couldn't pull out of a driveway.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (cKHjS)

88 how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament


Ummmm.....

Posted by: Tokyo, Hiroshima and Nagasaki at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (eOEVl)

89 60 how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament
Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (geLO

People were struck down in the New Testament as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (eYoxG)

90 Lot was related to Abraham? Hard for me to keep all those "begats" straight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

Yeah. Lot was Abraham's nephew. They had a spat over grazing land and split up. Lot ended up in Sodom.

Posted by: Kris at December 06, 2022 09:44 AM (VQp/A)

91 Not as "Spectacular" as the one recently posted....am I sensing a theme for our current Times/Republic?

Posted by: Paladin at December 06, 2022 09:44 AM (3YWub)

92 On it. Now where did we come down on the scantily clad ladies?
Posted by: Frank Frazetta

Well, I imagine clothes were flimsy back then...

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at December 06, 2022 09:45 AM (y0RKM)

93 "Well, to be fair, there was a lot of wine involved. "

I suspect there usually is in these situations.

Either that guy was a beast

or those girls were tracking their cycle closely, though.
Posted by: squid_hunt
*
They'd better. Dude couldn't pull out of a driveway.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 0


***
Wait -- it was Lot who was seduced into knocking up his daughters while he was drunk? I thought that was Noah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:45 AM (J2vNu)

94 Father and King are both very useful to contemplate in how God interacts with humanity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:45 AM (eYoxG)

95 Lot was related to Abraham? Hard for me to keep all those "begats" straight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)
-

Lot was Abraham's nephew.

Posted by: Biden's Dog, Front-Line Commenter Wannabee, at December 06, 2022 09:45 AM (IKuJQ)

96 88 how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament


Ummmm.....
Posted by: Tokyo, Hiroshima and Nagasaki at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (eOEVl)


Dude.

Posted by: The Book of Revelation, Chapters 6 through 19 at December 06, 2022 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

97 >People were struck down in the New Testament as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I'm talking whole cities

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (geLO8)

98 Jeepers, CBD. It's Advent! A time of hope and promise!

And it's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Get those furry bellies and give them a rub and a zerbert!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (U2p+3)

99
So, what was Sodom doing that SF isn't?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 06, 2022 09:43 AM (ESjRY)

Nothing, and probably less bad stuff on the whole, and I bet they didn't crap in the middle of the street where people had to walk.

Look at Washington DC. It's a pit of iniquity that makes Sodom look like a cloister. I hope the Lord has something really nasty in mind for that town. Perhaps a plague of vicious, rapey dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (oINRc)

100 Noah did get drunk, but just passed out naked.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (2SE4U)

101
What's that stone structure right next to them? Their house?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!


The ruins of Sodom's Dress Barn franchise. Those three young trollops have been busy looting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (pNxlR)

102 youtube.com/watch?v=DY812zZj_Kc

From previous page post, since it was at the end. Comedian takes down racebaiting heckler.

Posted by: squid_hunt at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (PazyW)

103 > Wait -- it was Lot who was seduced into knocking up his daughters while he was drunk? I thought that was Noah.

Yep, Lot.

It was Noah's son Ham who saw him nekkid when Noah was drunk.

Eww...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (bW8dp)

104 Evidently there were no 7-11's in Sodom. I find that hard to belive.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (jen+i)

105 Noah did get drunk, but just passed out naked.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Who among us hasn't . . . ?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (qoGsy)

106 how come all the godly wrath was limited to the Old Testament

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:39 AM (geLO

-------

Because like most parents (at least historically, and likely not anymore), you start with the stick until the children are mature enough and ready for the carrot?

Meh, let's go back to the stick ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (PnkSq)

107 Jeepers, CBD. It's Advent! A time of hope and promise!

And it's Tummy Rub Tuesday! Get those furry bellies and give them a rub and a zerbert!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 202


***
Uh-uh. Dinner and a dance first, Romeo.

Posted by: Dagny, Wolfus's girl kitten at December 06, 2022 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

108 Lot was related to Abraham? Hard for me to keep all those "begats" straight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

Yeah. Lot was Abraham's nephew. They had a spat over grazing land and split up. Lot ended up in Sodom.
Posted by: Kris


Everyone just ignores the Irish version.
Sodom & Begorrah!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 09:48 AM (cKHjS)

109 Evidently there were no 7-11's in Sodom. I find that hard to belive.
Posted by: Puddinhead

No Apus to run them.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:48 AM (qoGsy)

110 And then Noah posed on the ottoman.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 09:48 AM (2SE4U)

111
The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot came unto Zoar. Then the LORD caused to rain upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; and He overthrow those cities, and all the Plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground. But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt. And Abraham got up early in the morning to the place where he had stood before the LORD. And he looked out toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the Plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the land went up as the smoke of a furnace.

Genesis 19:23

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (MoZTd)

112
Everyone just ignores the Irish version.
Sodom & Begorrah!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 09:48 AM (cKHjS)

Not *everyone.*

Posted by: Frank Luntz' Pincushion at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (oINRc)

113 Perhaps a plague of vicious, rapey dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (oINRc)

Be still, my heart.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (9UlRk)

114 So one of Lot's daughters was a ginger? Can Joos be gingers? Is that allowed?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (jen+i)

115 I know I feel some burning after Sodom, especially if Chasten doesn't use enough lube.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (JCZqz)

116 > Who among us hasn't . . . ?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:47 AM (qoGsy)

Back in my misspent youth, I recall waking up in a recliner. I wasn't completely naked, though. I was wearing a cowboy hat and holding a can of beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (bW8dp)

117 Look at Washington DC. It's a pit of iniquity that makes Sodom look like a cloister. I hope the Lord has something really nasty in mind for that town. Perhaps a plague of vicious, rapey dogs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (oINRc)

-------

Rabid, rapey dogs with Monkeypox.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (PnkSq)

118 Back in my misspent youth, I recall waking up in a recliner. I wasn't completely naked, though. I was wearing a cowboy hat and holding a can of beer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Dress: Formal

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (qoGsy)

119 Wait -- it was Lot who was seduced into knocking up his daughters while he was drunk? I thought that was Noah.
*
Yep, Lot.

It was Noah's son Ham who saw him nekkid when Noah was drunk.

Eww...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022


***
My knowledge of the Old Testament is limited to stuff from the Young People's Bible Stories I read as a kid. No rapes or naked displays in that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

120 Noah did get drunk, but just passed out naked.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Who among us hasn't . . . ?
Posted by: Tonypete

Let the person who hasn't passed out naked and drunk cast the first bottle top.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (cKHjS)

121 97 >People were struck down in the New Testament as well.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I'm talking whole cities
Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM (geLO

That is addressed by the Parable of the Tares. And generally it was very similar in the OT. The city Jonah was sent to or any of the times the Hebrews screwed up, there was generally a long period of time where they were allowed to do evil.

Cycle tends to be be
1. Lots of evil being done
2. Call to repentance
3. Repentance is either done or not
4. Destruction or not

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (eYoxG)

122
I never woke up naked. But I did once wake up in the bushes, in a completely unfamiliar neighborhood, with no shoes. That was a lousy-ass morning. Still don't know what happened. My friends told me I just wandered off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 09:51 AM (oINRc)

123 So one of Lot's daughters was a ginger? Can Joos be gingers? Is that allowed?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022


***
Saul of Tarsus, later Paul/St. Paul, was reportedly a redhead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:51 AM (J2vNu)

124 My knowledge of the Old Testament is limited to stuff from the Young People's Bible Stories I read as a kid. No rapes or naked displays in that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

Lot's lineage consequently become troublemakers iirc. There's a lot of implications not spelled out in the OT. Hence the "questioning" books of Job and Ecclesiastes I think. The NT tends to make a lot of the OT easier to understand, because the themes are the same but much more clearly spelled out.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:52 AM (eYoxG)

125 Saul of Tarsus, later Paul/St. Paul, was reportedly a redhead.
---------------
So Viking Joos?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:52 AM (jen+i)

126 It stinks what the Democrats did to [blacks'] academic achievement.
Posted by: Press Juan For English

Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
[White] English teacher says that grammar and writing rules are based in white supremacy so she tries to undermine it in her classroom

https://bit.ly/3iHYhBx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 09:52 AM (FVME7)

127 Supposedly, Judas Iscariot was also a redhead.

Maybe that’s where their bad rep comes from.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 09:53 AM (2SE4U)

128
... with no shoes. That was a lousy-ass morning. Still don't know what happened. My friends told me I just wandered off.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


YD's shoes ambled away, paired up with Gregory Hines, and made dance history. And now you know ... the rest of the story.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 09:54 AM (pNxlR)

129 give them a rub and a zerbert!
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 09:46 AM


This is one of those things I don't want to look up, isn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 09:54 AM (Wnv9h)

130 I wonder if we're about to see first-hand what happened to Sodom.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 06, 2022 09:54 AM (p+1gI)

131
I was wearing a cowboy hat and holding a can of beer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
_____________________

Been there, done that...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2022 09:54 AM (vwCZJ)

132 A bad case of Gomorrhea will turn your thing into salt.

Posted by: Roy at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (JDxp1)

133 Supposedly, Judas Iscariot was also a redhead.

Maybe that’s where their bad rep comes from.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022


***
I seem to recall the ancient Greeks believed that a redhaired person, male or female, was destined to become either a werewolf or a vampire. Not a lot of career possibilities there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

134 Sodom didn't burn.

The wreckage of Sodom burned.

After Sodom took a high velocity Sodom-class rock right in the kisser, despite Abraham's extreme chutzpah in his negotiating efforts with The Almighty.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (MkuC5)

135 Saul of Tarsus, later Paul/St. Paul, was reportedly a redhead.
---------------
So Viking Joos?
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:52 AM (jen+i)

--------

Traveling Druids performing Riverdance.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (PnkSq)

136 Must be Mrs. Lot standing back there on the path. She chose poorly.
Posted by: huerfano at December 06, 2022 09:31 AM (dTFZY)



Wife was turned into a pillar of salt, which Owebama used as a prop in his victory speech in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

137 Sodom didn't burn.

The wreckage of Sodom burned.

After Sodom took a high velocity Sodom-class rock right in the kisser, despite Abraham's extreme chutzpah in his negotiating efforts with The Almighty.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (MkuC5)

---------

The original Mother of All Bombs?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 06, 2022 09:56 AM (PnkSq)

138 YD's shoes ambled away, paired up with Gregory Hines, and made dance history. And now you know ... the rest of the story.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Either that or perhaps a story line more closely related to The Twilight Zone's "Dead Man's Shoes".

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 09:57 AM (qoGsy)

139
This is one of those things I don't want to look up, isn't it?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 09:54 AM (Wnv9h)



Isn't that the company that covers the undercarriage of your car to prevent rust?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

140 If you live in one of these places and can, you might to head somewhere else, because the smiting could start at any time.

Have you noticed all the "click-bait" windown on a major Coronal Mass Ejection? A CME would bring about "Road Warrior" Times indeed.

Posted by: Paladin at December 06, 2022 09:57 AM (3YWub)

141
One thing that was funny though - I eventually figured out I was in Westminster, and thankfully a bus driver let me on the 76 with no shoes. I went to my buddy's house a mile or so up to get some shoes from him. The look on his mom's face when I showed up on the doorstep was... not good. A shoeless, dirty, drunk little SOB.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 09:58 AM (oINRc)

142
[White] English teacher says that grammar and writing rules are based in white supremacy so she tries to undermine it in her classroom


This one is easy! You were hired to teach English, which you willfully are not doing. You are fired! Carl the janitor is now your escort: clean out your desk, surrender your keys and access pass, and be out of the building before noon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

143 134 Sodom didn't burn.

The wreckage of Sodom burned.

After Sodom took a high velocity Sodom-class rock right in the kisser, despite Abraham's extreme chutzpah in his negotiating efforts with The Almighty.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (MkuC5)

The Lord appreciates that kind of moxie, which is why Abraham gets to be so important.

More seriously, it's the mercy and love. Moses gets to have a similar scene to establish himself. In this, both Abraham and Moses surely more closely resemble God than ordinary people.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 09:58 AM (eYoxG)

144 >>[White] English teacher says that grammar and writing rules are based in white supremacy so she tries to undermine it in her classroom



didn't we already have this with ebonics?

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (geLO8)

145 Caroline Ellison (CEO of Alameda) has been found in NYC.

Caroline was spotted just 6 min away from FBI headquarters... but why?

Should SBF (CEO of FTX) be worried?

Subsequent reports have only reinforced this rumor, and the latest is that Ellison is being represented by DC law firm, WilmerHale best known for its Government Affairs Department Chair, Jamie Gorelick, who was the former No. 2 ranking member in the Clinton Justice Department, and in a recent interview, she referred to Garland as her “wingman.”

Caroline Ellison’s father is a professor at MIT who just so happen to teach alongside the current head of SEC Gary Gensler.

Gensler was previously the CFO for Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential run.

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (RHGPo)

146 Bet it smelled like shit

Posted by: The my pillar guy at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (2cfUo)

147
Let the person who hasn't passed out naked and drunk cast the first bottle top.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 09:50 AM (cKHjS)



I've woke up pissing in my living room once. Standing up, junk out. Not pissing myself passed out on the floor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

148 Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray
New Kanye interview just dropped. In this one he tells Jewish people to forgive Hitler.

-
Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (FVME7)

149 After Sodom took a high velocity Sodom-class rock right in the kisser, despite Abraham's extreme chutzpah in his negotiating efforts with The Almighty.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM (MkuC5)

---------

The original Mother of All Bombs?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at December 06, 2022 09:56 AM


Inspiration for the MOABites.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)

150 So one of Lot's daughters was a ginger? Can Joos be gingers? Is that allowed?

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 09:49 AM (jen+i)

In England, at least in old novels, redheads are invariably Irish, Scottish, or Jewish.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 06, 2022 10:00 AM (nC+QA)

151
didn't we already have this with ebonics?
Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (geLO8



Remember, millennials have 'invented' gathering around a water cooler and discussing the previous evening's events.

Nothing happened before they created it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

152 I once woke up naked in a wolf cage at the zoo. I had to steal some balloons from a kid so I could escape with some dignity.

Posted by: David Kessler, vacationing abroad at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (w9Wax)

153 In England, at least in old novels, redheads are invariably Irish, Scottish, or Jewish.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 06, 2022


***
Okay, I'll take all three!

Posted by: Sir Walter Scott at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

154 The newly ordained priest in our Parish (who came from Poland) preached about Sodom and Gomorrah several weekends ago. Spoke of how they embraced homosexuality which led to their downfall.

You could see people shaking their heads, visibly shaken by these words. These people have children who are LGBTQ.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

155 This one is easy! You were hired to teach English, which you willfully are not doing. You are fired! Carl the janitor is now your escort: clean out your desk, surrender your keys and access pass, and be out of the building before noon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


How dare you challenge my credentials!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (hOUT3)

156 This painting depicts the stochastic brimstone of the Old Testament.

(I've been looking for an opportunity to use the word 'stochastic' in a sentence.)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (ykeLU)

157 Ian Miles Cheong@stillgray
New Kanye interview just dropped. In this one he tells Jewish people to forgive Hitler.

-



He's just trolling, right? He's got to be trolling. I mean......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

158 Kirstie Alley Dead at 71

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (RHGPo)

159 More Middle Eastern assaults...

||Iranian news agency says students were struck down by ‘food poisoning’ which led to them dumping their food onto the streets

More than a thousand Iranian university students appear to have been poisoned the night before they were due to attend mass anti-regime protests being held across the country this week.

According to ISNA, an Iranian news agency, 1,200 students at Kharazmi and Ark universities were taken ill with vomiting, severe body aches and hallucinations. Similar illnesses were also reported at at least four other universities.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)

160
You could see people shaking their heads, visibly shaken by these words. These people have children who are LGBTQ.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (N39Ws)



Well, you did something wrong, so......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

161
Carl the janitor is now your escort: clean out your desk, surrender your keys and access pass, and be out of the building before noon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

Carl the Janitor is likely older than the pinch-faced, barren-wombed, overeducated midwit teaching the class, so I bet he knows English. He could be her replacement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:02 AM (oINRc)

162 I'm talking whole cities

Lisbon. Lisbon, Lisbon, Lisbon, Lisbon.
It was the most famous thing in the world.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 06, 2022 10:02 AM (jYCXf)

163 139 Ziebart!

I haven’t thought of that company for years. I wonder if it’s still around.

Thanks, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:03 AM (2SE4U)

164 Lisbon. Lisbon, Lisbon, Lisbon, Lisbon.
It was the most famous thing in the world.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 06, 2022


***
Not to mention those letters of transit.

Posted by: Rick, in Casablanca at December 06, 2022 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

165 Kirstie Alley Dead at 71
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM


Bummer.

*dons hat*

*doffs hat respectfully*

*leaves hat off permanently*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:03 AM (Wnv9h)

166 Sodom didn't burn.

The wreckage of Sodom burned.

-
Ironically, it was flaming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:03 AM (FVME7)

167
Mistakes were made.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston


Someone did something

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (pNxlR)

168 You could see people shaking their heads, visibly shaken by these words. These people have children who are LGBTQ.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2022 10:01 AM (N39Ws)

Did they expect the priest to change the Bible for them?

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (Zzbjj)

169 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.
Don't know exactly where I am.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)

170 166 Sodom didn't burn.
The wreckage of Sodom burned.
-
Ironically, it was flaming.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston


Did that happen during Pride Month?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (hOUT3)

171 134.
After Sodom took a high velocity Sodom-class rock right in the kisser, despite Abraham's extreme chutzpah in his negotiating efforts with The Almighty.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 09:55 AM

I...don't fully understand what any of the above means, but "Sodom" and "kisser" in the same sentence sounds suspiciously like ass-to-mouth...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (JCZqz)

172 The Good Lord All Smitey


(sorry Grandma)
*ducks*

Posted by: Muldoon at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (ykeLU)

173 Did they expect the priest to change the Bible for them?
Posted by: CN

Sadly, Many do.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (qoGsy)

174 Sodomites gotta sodomite...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (0ZEfs)

175
I've woke up pissing in my living room once. Standing up, junk out. Not pissing myself passed out on the floor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

I once got tickets to a concert that a good friend of mine really wanted to go to, but his awful girlfriend at the time made him stay home for one of her lame, boring dinner parties. He was pretty pissed. And he drank accordingly. He got so tanked that she made him go to bed. An hour or so later, he sleepwalks out into the kitchen, whips it out, and pees in the trashcan right in front of her lame-o friends.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (oINRc)

176 169 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.
Don't know exactly where I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)


That whole album is great.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (PiwSw)

177 Did they expect the priest to change the Bible for them?
Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM


Yes. See, most western governments (looking at you, Canada), and a whole lotta churches.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)

178 Fagin in Oliver Twist is also often depicted with red hair, but I don’t remember if that’s in the novel or not.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (2SE4U)

179 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.
Don't know exactly where I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022


***
Woke up still not dead again today!
The Internet said that I had passed away.
If I died, I wasn't dead to stay --
Woke up still not dead again today!

Posted by: Willie Nelson at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (J2vNu)

180 More than a thousand Iranian university students appear to have been poisoned the night before they were due to attend mass anti-regime protests being held across the country this week.

-
Helluva coinky dink!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)

181 Mistakes were made.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston

Someone did something
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


The new required training course will ensure this sort of thing will never ever happen again because next time we will be even more crafty about it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (hOUT3)

182 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.
Don't know exactly where I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)

You mean don't know if you're home, Seattle, Washington or on Earth?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (AXxfu)

183 He was pretty pissed. And he drank accordingly. He got so tanked that she made him go to bed. An hour or so later, he sleepwalks out into the kitchen, whips it out, and pees in the trashcan right in front of her lame-o friends.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

An epic story that he still trots out after all this years. When his kids get old enough, if they aren't already, he'll describe it in detail to them.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (qoGsy)

184 That whole album is great.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

One of my favorites.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 10:07 AM (U2p+3)

185 Yes. See, most western governments (looking at you, Canada), and a whole lotta churches.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (Wnv9h)

I guess the ideas of sin must change with the times. Though shalt not travel by air, unless you are very rich
Though shalt not criticize the sexual desires of Balenciaga pedos

That sort of shit?

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:07 AM (Zzbjj)

186 @145

The DeepState has many tentacles and tendrils that go on for miles.

The only way out of our predicament is through fire, pain and suffering, the normal avenues for redress and reclamation have been removed from us.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at December 06, 2022 10:07 AM (azvTr)

187 >Mistakes were made.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston


Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Obergruppenfuehrer Costanza at December 06, 2022 10:08 AM (PiwSw)

188 > Carl the janitor is now your escort

I see that some SEUI-represented janitors at Twatter HQ have gone out on strike.

Musk has responded by canceling the contract with their actual employer.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:08 AM (bW8dp)

189 Helluva coinky dink!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)

Isn't it? Especially since hallucinations aren't exactly normal food poisoning symptoms.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 06, 2022 10:08 AM (nC+QA)

190
I see that some SEUI-represented janitors at Twatter HQ have gone out on strike.

Musk has responded by canceling the contract with their actual employer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:08 AM (bW8dp)

LOL, striking against a company you don't work for is not smart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:08 AM (oINRc)

191 I guess the ideas of sin must change with the times. Though shalt not travel by air, unless you are very rich
Though shalt not criticize the sexual desires of Balenciaga pedos

That sort of shit?
Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:07 AM


From the gospel according to WEF?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:09 AM (Wnv9h)

192 I'd to believe that Kanye West's recent psychotic outbursts are some kind of performance art designed to shock and be the subject of a bizarre documentary, ala Joaquín Phoenix. But no, he is truly unwell and disturbed and unless someone who actually cares about him in his circle intervenes this is gonna end very, very badly.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2022 10:09 AM (HmZuC)

193 That sort of shit?
Posted by: CN


Thou shalt not have authority over thy children, leave that for the public schools!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:09 AM (hOUT3)

194 I see that some SEUI-represented janitors at Twatter HQ have gone out on strike.

Musk has responded by canceling the contract with their actual employer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Musk: "No, f*ck YOU!"

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:09 AM (qoGsy)

195 The capital of Portugal is full of Lisbions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:10 AM (2SE4U)

196 According to ISNA, an Iranian news agency, 1,200 students at Kharazmi and Ark universities were taken ill with vomiting, severe body aches and hallucinations. Similar illnesses were also reported at at least four other universities.||

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:02 AM (Vwz3I)

Don't eat the brown gravy.

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2022 10:10 AM (AwYPR)

197 Woke up in my clothes again this morning.
Don't know exactly where I am.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 10:04 AM (U2p+3)


I didn't realize how much you sounded like Sting until just now.

Posted by: blaster at December 06, 2022 10:10 AM (pwExq)

198 Now that I think about it, by Sodom standards, banging your daughters probably only counted as a minor oopsie at the most.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:10 AM (bW8dp)

199 Not as dynamic as the version from last week but this stresses the human element, the sorrow at the loss of Lot's wife and the girl's mother. Even though the colors are mostly mottled and dark, the highlights in the daughters' hair brings attention to the figures more than the distant destruction. Pretty subtle.

For more cheerful images by Carot, check out his Wiki page. The man had an appreciation for female figures.

Posted by: JTB at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (7EjX1)

200 Don't eat the brown gravy.
Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2022 10:10 AM (AwYPR)


^This^

Posted by: Wavy Gravy at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (AiZBA)

201 173 Did they expect the priest to change the Bible for them?
Posted by: CN

Sadly, Many do.
________________

I think this explains Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, who went from reliable conservative to a Romneyite.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (fs1hN)

202 I see that some SEUI-represented janitors at Twatter HQ have gone out on strike.

Musk has responded by canceling the contract with their actual employer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
*
Musk: "No, f*ck YOU!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022


***
More and more, Musk begins to seem like the kind of leader we *should* have. I know he can't legally be president. But man, if he could, and carried on his fight against the wokists like this --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

203 I see that some SEUI-represented janitors at Twatter HQ have gone out on strike.

Musk has responded by canceling the contract with their actual employer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Musk: "No, f*ck YOU!"
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:09 AM (qoGsy)

--------

Musk: "FAFO"

/F*ck Around and Find Out

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (PnkSq)

204 Thou shalt not have authority over thy children, leave that for the public schools!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~

It takes a village, damn it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:12 AM (FVME7)

205 Now that I think about it, by Sodom standards, banging your daughters probably only counted as a minor oopsie at the most.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

"Whew!"
-- Byden

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:12 AM (qoGsy)

206 Now that I think about it, by Sodom standards, banging your daughters probably only counted as a minor oopsie at the most.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:10 AM


Blackadder, Archbishop of Canterbury: Tell me, Brother Baldrick, what did God do unto the Soddomites?

Brother Baldrick: I don't know, my lord, but it couldn't have been worse than what they used to do to each other.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:12 AM (Wnv9h)

207 I think this explains Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, who went from reliable conservative to a Romneyite.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I hold him in lower regard than that asshoe Sherrod Brown (D-scumbag). At least Brown has made no secret of how big a lowlife he is. Portman, on the other hand, pretended, for a time, to be a Conservative.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:13 AM (qoGsy)

208 It never fails to amaze me when unskilled workers (1) form a union, and (2) go on strike.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2022 10:14 AM (HmZuC)

209 I think this explains Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, who went from reliable conservative to a Romneyite.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Like the Sodomites, the Romneyites will pay.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2022 10:14 AM (AiZBA)

210 Wolfus Aurelius
So many of the stories are very compelling in the OT, and the kid's Bibles leave out so many details. Even if you don't want to read the whole thing, maybe try a couple of the "famous" stories?

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 06, 2022 10:15 AM (BjGT6)

211 More and more, Musk begins to seem like the kind of leader we *should* have. I know he can't legally be president. But man, if he could, and carried on his fight against the wokists like this --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

------

When The South secedes again ...

Out: CSA President Jefferson Davis.
In: CSA President Elon Musk, Honorary Texan.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 10:15 AM (PnkSq)

212 From the gospel according to WEF?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:09 AM (Wnv9h)

Rewriting the Torah. The son of a big fucking nazi rewriting our law and civilization. It's nauseating. While Klaus publishes his "ideas", anyone who reads it is bound to see how he candy coats his ideas, in order for people to take the "good parts" and ignore the horrors. We need a renegade to thoroughly expose this "plan" so that the people who can't grasp what happening can understand the depth of evil.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:15 AM (Zzbjj)

213 Democrat Darling and Conman Michael Avenatti Gets 14 Years in Prison for Embezzling Millions

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (RHGPo)

214 Lot’s wife rocked the salt look.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (2SE4U)

215 207 I think this explains Ohio Sen. Rob Portman, who went from reliable conservative to a Romneyite.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

I hold him in lower regard than that asshoe Sherrod Brown (D-scumbag). At least Brown has made no secret of how big a lowlife he is. Portman, on the other hand, pretended, for a time, to be a Conservative.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:13 AM

Don't forget about me!!!

Posted by: John Kasich at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

216 It never fails to amaze me when unskilled workers (1) form a union, and (2) go on strike.
Posted by: Citizen Cake

Brotherhood of Drooling Idiots Local #101.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

217 More and more, Musk begins to seem like the kind of leader we *should* have. I know he can't legally be president. But man, if he could, and carried on his fight against the wokists like this --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

I am guardedly optimistic.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:17 AM (Zzbjj)

218 The movie Sodom and Gomorrah with Stewart Granger is on right now on the FXM channel. Terrible movie.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:17 AM (cZCTH)

219 Wolfus Aurelius
So many of the stories are very compelling in the OT, and the kid's Bibles leave out so many details. Even if you don't want to read the whole thing, maybe try a couple of the "famous" stories?
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 06, 2022


***
Peculiar, but I'm more familiar with the OT in outline and in some details than a lot of regular churchgoers I know. I honor the language of the KJV -- but sometimes it is a little hard to get through unless you concentrate, like with Shakespeare.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:18 AM (J2vNu)

220 >>>Democrat Darling and Conman Michael Avenatti Gets 14 Years in Prison for Embezzling Millions

I guess some lucky African village is getting a crate of "Avenatti '24" t-shirts from CNN.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 06, 2022 10:18 AM (HmZuC)

221 The movie Sodom and Gomorrah with Stewart Granger is on right now on the FXM channel. Terrible movie.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022


***
Granger plays Lot, then?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM (J2vNu)

222 The movie Sodom and Gomorrah with Stewart Granger is on right now on the FXM channel. Terrible movie.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:17 AM (cZCTH)


I'm not a fan of the 50's and 60's big Hollywood productions of biblical stories. All costumes and no substance.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM (AiZBA)

223 Fun fact: Stewart Granger’s actual name was James Stewart. But, for obvious reasons, he couldn’t use it professionally in Hollywood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM (2SE4U)

224 Brotherhood of Drooling Idiots Local #101.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

I think that's unfair.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM (Zzbjj)

225 Inspiration for the MOABites.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)

WELL played.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 10:20 AM (MkuC5)

226 223 Fun fact: Stewart Granger’s actual name was James Stewart. But, for obvious reasons, he couldn’t use it professionally in Hollywood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM (2SE4U)


I feel his pain.

Posted by: Albert Einstein, Super Dave's brother at December 06, 2022 10:20 AM (PiwSw)

227 Painting needs more brown.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at December 06, 2022 10:20 AM (KFhLj)

228 Fun fact: Stewart Granger’s actual name was James Stewart. But, for obvious reasons, he couldn’t use it professionally in Hollywood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022


***
I believe I read in TV Guide back during the McHale's Navy days that Tim Conway was going to use his original name, "Tom" Conway. But there was already an SAG-registered actor with that name, George Sanders' brother, the guy who'd played the Falcon in B-movies. So he went with "Tim."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:22 AM (J2vNu)

229 I'm not a fan of the 50's and 60's big Hollywood productions of biblical stories. All costumes and no substance.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Oh come now! Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments didn't turn your crank?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:22 AM (qoGsy)

230 Several months after former Senate staffer Tara Reade accused Joe Biden of sexual assault, the Department of Justice (DOJ) issued a subpoena to Twitter demanding personal information on her accounts, including credit card or bank account numbers.

The subpoena was only recently revealed by the Daily Caller, which obtained emails and documents relating to the incident showing the DOJ asked Twitter to testify in front of a grand jury on December 16, 2020, to provide “all subscriber information” for Reade’s accounts. The information was requested of two accounts belonging to Reade, including @ReadeAlexandra and @TaraMcCabe. […]

Reade told the Caller that she didn’t “know why” the DOJ requested the information.

“Other than coming forward about Joe Biden, there would be no reason for them to do that,” she told the outlet.

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

231 I'm not a fan of the 50's and 60's big Hollywood productions of biblical stories. All costumes and no substance.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV


***
Anne Baxter in sandals. Nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:22 AM (J2vNu)

232 Wolfus, Tom Conway was George Sanders’ brother, and sounds just like him. Not sure which one kept the original surname.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (2SE4U)

233 Anne Baxter in sandals. Nice.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Hordemind, Engage!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (qoGsy)

234 Granger plays Lot, then?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM

Yes. I was taken out when one of Sodom's enemies were on horseback. That's what I get for always learning on aos. Awhile back there was a discussion on when saddles and stirrups were first invented.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (cZCTH)

235 Inspiration for the MOABites.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 06, 2022 10:00 AM (Wnv9h)

WELL played.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 10:20 AM (MkuC5)

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Indeed. *golf clap*

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (PnkSq)

236
It always makes me laugh when actors have fake names. Everything about these people is just so phony.

What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (oINRc)

237 An eye for the stock market...

Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @PelosiTracker_ · 20h
Breaking: Dan Crenshaw (R) TX just went in on Big Tech

He bought shares of $META, $GOOGL, $AMZN, & $AAPL totaling up to $60K

He was the 5th best political trader in 2021 according to Unusual Whales

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

238 What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

You called?
-- 'Beto'

Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (qoGsy)

239 Anne Baxter was hawt.

She was also the granddaughter of Frank Lloyd Wright.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (2SE4U)

240 Dear Lord,
I beg of Thee and beseech Thee.
Please let me have the Sodom & Gomorrah button for one day.

Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (cKHjS)

241 It always makes me laugh when actors have fake names. Everything about these people is just so phony.

What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (oINRc)



The plastic surgery is what I don't get. Your brain has to go friggin insane when you go to be one moment and wake up later looking completely different.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

242 'Where's your union executive representative?'
- Company owner
'She outside talking to Vontavious on the phone.'
- Union secretary
'Is Vontavious her union counsel?'
-Company owner
'No, Vontavious her baby daddy.'
- Union secretary

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 10:26 AM (0OP+5)

243 > What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (oINRc)

I feel targeted.

Posted by: Archie Leach at December 06, 2022 10:26 AM (bW8dp)

244 It always makes me laugh when actors have fake names. Everything about these people is just so phony.

What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (oINRc)

Those are fighting words pilgrim. ---Marion Morrison

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:26 AM (cZCTH)

245 Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @PelosiTracker_ · 20h
Breaking: Dan Crenshaw (R) TX just went in on Big Tech

He bought shares of $META, $GOOGL, $AMZN, & $AAPL totaling up to $60K

He was the 5th best political trader in 2021 according to Unusual Whales
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)



Seems an announcement is about to come forth from the Biden Administration, or congress.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at December 06, 2022 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

246 236
It always makes me laugh when actors have fake names. Everything about these people is just so phony.

What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (oINRc)


You just mosey on over here, and I'll *explain* it to you.

Posted by: Marion Morrison at December 06, 2022 10:26 AM (PiwSw)

247 What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


IKR?

Posted by: Warren Wilhelm Jr. at December 06, 2022 10:27 AM (AiZBA)

248
Audie Murphy didn't change his name for the movies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:27 AM (oINRc)

249 Reade told the Caller that she didn’t “know why” the DOJ requested the information.

“Other than coming forward about Joe Biden, there would be no reason for them to do that,” she told the outlet.

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

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Making the Bimbo Eruptions Unit Great Again!

Alinsky Rule #12.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ctrl+Galt+Delete to remove the The Great Reset malware virus at December 06, 2022 10:28 AM (PnkSq)

250 She was also the granddaughter of Frank Lloyd Wright.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (2SE4U)

That was a fucked up guy. Look up the Frank Lloyd Wright murders.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:28 AM (cZCTH)

251 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Another reminder for a low sodium diet.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2022 10:29 AM (anj39)

252 237 An eye for the stock market...

Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @PelosiTracker_ · 20h
Breaking: Dan Crenshaw (R) TX just went in on Big Tech

He bought shares of $META, $GOOGL, $AMZN, & $AAPL totaling up to $60K

He was the 5th best political trader in 2021 according to Unusual Whales
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (Vwz3I)

A lot of the time the strong out-performers in a given year simply tend to remain in certain sectors for very long periods of time. Energy in the last year or two for instance did quite well, but has had a lousy track record over a couple decades.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 10:29 AM (eYoxG)

253 Audie Murphy didn't change his name for the movies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:27 AM (oINRc)

Because the name is what made him a movie star.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:29 AM (cZCTH)

254 /off vile commie sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2022 10:30 AM (AiZBA)

255 > Oh come now! Anne Baxter in The Ten Commandments didn't turn your crank?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:22 AM (qoGsy)

Visible (if covered with gauze) nips in some shots.

Posted by: Archie Leach at December 06, 2022 10:30 AM (bW8dp)

256 Yes. I was taken out when one of Sodom's enemies were on horseback. That's what I get for always learning on aos. Awhile back there was a discussion on when saddles and stirrups were first invented.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022


***
I don't know when saddles first appeared, but stirrups were not a thing until post-Roman times.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (J2vNu)

257 173 Did they expect the priest to change the Bible for them?
Posted by: CN

Sadly, Many do.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 06, 2022 10:05 AM (qoGsy)

Agreed. Or they will contact the pastor or bishop of the diocese and berate the priest for speaking of such things and threaten to cut off financial support of the Parish. Ever wonder why so many priests won't touch the third rail (abortion, homosexuality, etc.)?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (N39Ws)

258 > That was a fucked up guy.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:28 AM (cZCTH)

Never trust an architect who designs buildings that leak.

Posted by: Archie Leach at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (bW8dp)

259 I know a guy named David McCallum. Would he have to change his name to become an actor?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (eGTCV)

260 Didn't I just read that Crenshaw had to pay a big fine for campaign funds violations?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (AXxfu)

261 I believe the Huns had stirrups, and that’s where the Romans got the idea.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:32 AM (2SE4U)

262 I don't know when saddles first appeared, but stirrups were not a thing until post-Roman times.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (J2vNu)


Weren't horses still too small to really ride back then? Ergo the use of chariots.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2022 10:32 AM (AiZBA)

263 Well. That's kinda weird.

Not a single container ship being loaded or unloaded at the Port of Seattle.

Not. A. One.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 06, 2022 10:33 AM (GMlj0)

264 That was a fucked up guy. Look up the Frank Lloyd Wright murders.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:28 AM (cZCTH)

One of the "rules are not for great people like me" types

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:33 AM (Zzbjj)

265 > I don't know when saddles first appeared, but stirrups were not a thing until post-Roman times.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (J2vNu)

Some have argued that the invention of the horse collar is what led to the decline of slavery in Europe.

The old-fashioned way of hitching horses was inefficient, meaning that using horses for agriculture v. slaves was a wash at best.

With a proper horse collar a horse can do way more work per unit of food than human slaves.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:34 AM (bW8dp)

266
Because the name is what made him a movie star.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:29 AM (cZCTH)

If he were around today, the studio would be all "listen, whaddya think about "Audrey Murphy?" We just give ya the old chop-chop tomorrow morning, and you'll be playing opposite Timothy Chalamet by evening. Great script. "Transformers XIV." You'll be playing "Fronthole." Don't worry; xhe's the hero."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:34 AM (oINRc)

267 Not. A. One.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Gotta love it when a plan comes together!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:34 AM (hOUT3)

268 Actually, actors usually don’t change their legal names, they just adopt a fake name to act under. It’s no different than author writing under a pseudonym.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:35 AM (2SE4U)

269 Sodom and Gomorrah playing right now on FXM.
Lightning, hell -- how do you portray the wrath of God without Stewart Granger?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 06, 2022 10:35 AM (jYCXf)

270 > I know a guy named David McCallum. Would he have to change his name to become an actor?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (eGTCV)

Yeah, there can be only one. He could probably go by David Dinglefuzz McCallum or something like that.

That's what was behind the proliferation of Three Name Actors starting in the '80s. They needed to distinguish themselves from another actor who was already on the books.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:35 AM (bW8dp)

271 This certainly has quality yes different view on a same subject.

Posted by: Skip's phone at December 06, 2022 10:35 AM (9YsDE)

272 He bought shares of $META, $GOOGL, $AMZN, & $AAPL totaling up to $60K

He was the 5th best political trader in 2021 according to Unusual Whales
---------
Huh, I thought the new legislation was supposed to help the media companies against big tech. This bet seems to go against that conventional wisdom.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 06, 2022 10:36 AM (5p7BC)

273 I believe the Huns had stirrups, and that’s where the Romans got the idea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:32 AM (2SE4U)

The Huns had gynecologists?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 10:36 AM (eGTCV)

274 With a proper horse collar a horse can do way more work per unit of food than human slaves.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 06, 2022 10:34 AM (bW8dp)

The whipple tree is considered one of the top inventions just behind the wheel.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:36 AM (cZCTH)

275 Horse collar? Personal foul...15 yards.

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2022 10:36 AM (AwYPR)

276 262 I don't know when saddles first appeared, but stirrups were not a thing until post-Roman times.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (J2vNu)

Weren't horses still too small to really ride back then? Ergo the use of chariots.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2022 10:32 AM (AiZBA)

No, there were people riding horses. The Dacians for instance.

Iirc the ancient migration into Europe had the invaders riding horses.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 10:36 AM (eYoxG)

277 I believe the Huns had stirrups, and that’s where the Romans got the idea.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:32 AM (2SE4U)

Huh, and that's where gynecologists got the idea.

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 06, 2022 10:37 AM (ECHKg)

278 She was also the granddaughter of Frank Lloyd Wright.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022
*
That was a fucked up guy. Look up the Frank Lloyd Wright murders.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022


***
I did. Apparently allowing certain immigrants into the country even then could have dire consequences.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:37 AM (J2vNu)

279 I always got confused about who David Keith and Keith David were.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2022 10:37 AM (AXxfu)

280 With a proper horse collar a horse can do way more work per unit of food than human slaves.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


See also, "singletree"...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:37 AM (hOUT3)

281 I bet Sodom had great Sumerian take out. No wonder Lot's wife was reluctant.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 06, 2022 10:38 AM (k0caX)

282 Dammit NLURKER.

Posted by: Eddie Spaghetti at December 06, 2022 10:38 AM (ECHKg)

283 That was a fucked up guy.
Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:28 AM (cZCTH)

Never trust an architect who designs buildings that leak.

Posted by: Archie Leach at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (bW8dp)

Worse with Falling Waters, which the owners called Rising Damp, is that he did *exactly* what the client *didn't* want. They didn't want their house on that site. They wanted to *view* that site from their new house, because it was their favorite picnic spot. He ruined what they loved to make something they hated and was only a burden to them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 06, 2022 10:38 AM (nC+QA)

284 274 280
Horde mind, yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:38 AM (hOUT3)

285 I know a guy named David McCallum. Would he have to change his name to become an actor?
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Yes, or added an initial that didn't match the David McCallum...

David Q. McCallum

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:39 AM (Vwz3I)

286 272 He bought shares of $META, $GOOGL, $AMZN, & $AAPL totaling up to $60K

He was the 5th best political trader in 2021 according to Unusual Whales
---------
Huh, I thought the new legislation was supposed to help the media companies against big tech. This bet seems to go against that conventional wisdom.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 06, 2022 10:36 AM (5p7BC)

His portfolio as a whole seems very bullish. Though he has been rotating from Tesla to the "safer" Amazon. Probably lost money on his Rivian holdings though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 10:39 AM (eYoxG)

287 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:38 AM (hOUT3)

High Five . Slap !

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:39 AM (cZCTH)

288 With a proper horse collar a horse can do way more work per unit of food than human slaves.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


With a proper horse collar a defensive back can bring down a wide receiver.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 10:40 AM (cKHjS)

289 In the Iliad, the Greek warriors use chariots to travel from their camp to Troy, and then leave the chariots to fight on foot. The idea of chariots as a battle vehicle hadn’t caught on yet, at least among the (proto-)Greeks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:40 AM (2SE4U)

290 Probably lost money on his Rivian holdings though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!


Fun moment whilst driving the other day, passed a flatbed diesel powered truck hauling a Rivian to somewhere.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:41 AM (hOUT3)

291 Yes, or added an initial that didn't match the David McCallum...

David Q. McCallum
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:39 AM (Vwz3I)

Maybe he could change his name to Ilya Kuryakin.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022 10:41 AM (eGTCV)

292
Don't forget about me!!!
Posted by: John Kasich at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (JCZqz)

Go Away...

Don't you have some mail to deliver?

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at December 06, 2022 10:42 AM (CCSxw)

293 Well. That's kinda weird.

Not a single container ship being loaded or unloaded at the Port of Seattle.

Not. A. One.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 10:42 AM (cKHjS)

294 High Five . Slap !
Posted by: polynikes



Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:42 AM (hOUT3)

295 I hitchhiked through that area many years ago, with my virtue intact, though I remember the modern road sign reading Sedom.

Desolate country.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 06, 2022 10:42 AM (An9Yz)

296 The idea of chariots as a battle vehicle hadn’t caught on yet, at least among the (proto-)Greeks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:40 AM (2SE4U)

Waiting on shock absorbers.

Posted by: BignJames at December 06, 2022 10:42 AM (AwYPR)

297 Hopefully someone made the burning sodomy joke.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 06, 2022 10:43 AM (XtkZj)

298 Fun moment whilst driving the other day, passed a flatbed diesel powered truck hauling a Rivian to somewhere.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar



Probably to the Electric Company.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 10:43 AM (cKHjS)

299 I know a guy named David McCallum. Would he have to change his name to become an actor?
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Yes, or added an initial that didn't match the David McCallum...

David Q. McCallum
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022


***
How about if the original owner of the name has passed? What if you called yourself "Hank Patterson" ("Mr. Ziffel" in Green Acres, who passed away in '75)?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:43 AM (J2vNu)

300 276 262 I don't know when saddles first appeared, but stirrups were not a thing until post-Roman times.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:31 AM (J2vNu)
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I believe the Normans were responsible for the stirrup. A big game changer.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:43 AM (GMkMZ)

301 @256 Used to be a raging long-term debate in "late antiquity" history about stirrups. Clearly the Greeks et al did not have them. You can't do Gothic lance charges without stirrups -- you'll just put your arse on the ground fast. The chivalric dividing line used to be between euthyphracts and cataphracts, light-armed (overhand lance) and heavy-armed (couched lance, charging knight). Then your Switzers came up with the long pike, and infantry could unhorse anybody.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 06, 2022 10:44 AM (jYCXf)

302 Weren't horses still too small to really ride back then? Ergo the use of chariots.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at December 06, 2022 10:32 AM (AiZBA)

No, there were people riding horses. The Dacians for instance.

-
The Parthian shot was a famous cavalry /horse archer tactic of the era.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:44 AM (FVME7)

303 237 An eye for the stock market...

Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @PelosiTracker_ · 20h
Breaking: Dan Crenshaw (R) TX just went in on Big Tech

He bought shares of $META, $GOOGL, $AMZN, & $AAPL totaling up to $60K

He was the 5th best political trader in 2021 according to Unusual Whales
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:25 AM (Vwz3I

Why do you think he wanted to be in congress? I'd argue everyone who wants to be elected that isn't already Uber rich is only in it for the insider stock tips.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (XtkZj)

304 Rep. Adam Smith (D-WA) Says Calls for Ukraine Aid Oversight are ‘Russian Propaganda’
Smith says concerns for greater oversight make him 'crazy'

.. if there is no there there, what's the problem ?

Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

305 Maybe he could change his name to Ilya Kuryakin.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at December 06, 2022


***
Yeah, that's how the first name *should* be spelled. But Sam Rolfe as he developed the show named the character "Illya," and it stuck.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (J2vNu)

306 That painting brings to mind that if we have to flee a great collapse, we might not get to do it in comfort and style.

Posted by: Emmie at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (Emce2)

307 The Norse who settled in Northern France introduced the use of stirrup to France and it Charles Martel used stirrups during the Battle of Tours 732. It was around the 10th century that stirrups were introduced to England via the Viking raids led by Cnut the Great.

I was right. The invention of the stirrup is credited to the Chinese.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:46 AM (GMkMZ)

308 What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022 10:24 AM (oINRc)


I get what you're saying, my friend, but would you have paid money in the 1940's to watch a western or war movie starring Marion Robert Morrison?



Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2022 10:46 AM (gmo/4)

309 .. if there is no there there, what's the problem ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

If you haven't done anything wrong, why not let people sift through your records?

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:47 AM (Zzbjj)

310 304 Rep. Adam Smith (D-WA) Says Calls for Ukraine Aid Oversight are ‘Russian Propaganda’
Smith says concerns for greater oversight make him 'crazy'

.. if there is no there there, what's the problem ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (RHGPo)


Stop watching what we are doing!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 06, 2022 10:47 AM (XtkZj)

311 Three branches of government is so quaint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 06, 2022 10:47 AM (XtkZj)

312
Huma says that my mish looks like a horse collar full of raw hamburger meat.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 06, 2022 10:48 AM (vwCZJ)

313 307 The Norse who settled in Northern France introduced the use of stirrup to France and it Charles Martel used stirrups during the Battle of Tours 732. It was around the 10th century that stirrups were introduced to England via the Viking raids led by Cnut the Great.

I was right. The invention of the stirrup is credited to the Chinese.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:46 AM (GMkMZ)

And spread through the steppe and the horse nomads to Europe.

It didn't immediately have a large impact on French armies though, as they heavily imitated the late Roman legions for some time. It was another few hundred years before they became famous for their cavalry charges.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (eYoxG)

314
.. if there is no there there, what's the problem ?
Posted by: SMOD at


That NOT who we are!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (hOUT3)

315 What kind of person gives up his *name* for a job, LOL?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 06, 2022


***
I've always hated and thought my real name to be dull. I'm used to it -- but I have never liked it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (J2vNu)

316 Stirrups started in Asia, Byzantine era. The mongols brought us wooden stirrups.

Horse size is interesting, the mongols rode small, scrappy little beasties literally call Mongolian horses. They are still around today, resemble a mustang in that they have big heads and smaller bodies. They can carry a lot of weight for their size. Maybe not beautiful steeds, but as I said, scrappy little guys. If you look at a Fjord, they are smaller but can carry an adult easily. They are workman like in their jobs. Then you have Welsh ponies who are cute and smart and wicked.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (ZdaMQ)

317 Rep. Adam Smith (D-WA) Says Calls for Ukraine Aid Oversight are ‘Russian Propaganda’
Smith says concerns for greater oversight make him 'crazy'

.. if there is no there there, what's the problem ?
Posted by: SMOD at December 06, 2022 10:45 AM (RHGPo)

Fighting against Oversight is Anti-American and Ukrainian puppet propaganda.

Posted by: polynikes at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (cZCTH)

318
Anne Baxter was hawt.
She was also the granddaughter of Frank Lloyd Wright.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Some schmuck with delusions of grandeur purchased a block of land located on a hilltop in my hometown. He announced plans to turn it into a colony for renowned architects and was negotiating with FLW's estate to be able to incorporate "Taliesen" into the colony's name.

As a local guy with whom I graduated high school became an architect and affixed his name and poor aesthetic sense to numerous reviled projects in the area has already poisoned rhe "Welcome, architects!" well there, I suspect a colony of his compatriots would be as welcome as swapping lutefisk for fresh whitefish at a fish boil.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (pNxlR)

319 The Parthian shot was a famous cavalry /horse archer tactic of the era.
-----------------
The battle of Carrhae is where the west was introduced to armored heavy calvary. Dittos - Combined Arms Assualt. Crassus, the richest man in Rome, was forced to surrender his legion and then drink molten gold. This was 53 BC. The West's Knight in Shinning Armor comes from this battle.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (GMkMZ)

320 If you watch the Grand Tour special in Mongolia (where they build a car from boxes), they pass a large herd of wild Mongolian horses. Quite something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 06, 2022 10:50 AM (XtkZj)

321 Wolfus, my real name is Cotton Praireidog.

Posted by: Eromero at December 06, 2022 10:51 AM (0OP+5)

322 Horse size is interesting, the mongols rode small, scrappy little beasties literally call Mongolian horses. They are still around today, resemble a mustang in that they have big heads and smaller bodies. They can carry a lot of weight for their size. Maybe not beautiful steeds, but as I said, scrappy little guys. If you look at a Fjord, they are smaller but can carry an adult easily. They are workman like in their jobs. Then you have Welsh ponies who are cute and smart and wicked.
-----------------
All domestic horses come from two herds from the steppes of Asia/Europe. All other herds were eaten.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:51 AM (GMkMZ)

323 310 304 Rep. Adam Smith (D-WA) Says Calls for Ukraine Aid Oversight are ‘Russian Propaganda’
Smith says concerns for greater oversight make him 'crazy'

Why is it that the Democrats are the ones who - on everything - oppose transparency while our side (I mean us, not the GOPe) wants openness and accountability? Yet we're the ones who are treated like criminals.

Posted by: SMFH at December 06, 2022 10:52 AM (CEh/e)

324 319 The Parthian shot was a famous cavalry /horse archer tactic of the era.
-----------------
The battle of Carrhae is where the west was introduced to armored heavy calvary. Dittos - Combined Arms Assualt. Crassus, the richest man in Rome, was forced to surrender his legion and then drink molten gold. This was 53 BC. The West's Knight in Shinning Armor comes from this battle.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:49 AM (GMkMZ)

The Western empire doesn't end up going heavy for cataphracts like the Eastern empire does.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 10:52 AM (eYoxG)

325 Why is it that the Democrats are the ones who - on everything - oppose transparency while our side (I mean us, not the GOPe) wants openness and accountability? Yet we're the ones who are treated like criminals.
Posted by: SMFH at December 06, 2022 10:52 AM (CEh/e)

You know why.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at December 06, 2022 10:53 AM (XtkZj)

326 It was another few hundred years before they became famous for their cavalry charges.
-----------------
Credit goes to those French speaking Vikings known as the Normans.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:54 AM (GMkMZ)

327 Wolfus, my real name is Cotton Praireidog.
Posted by: Eromero


Bold move, Cotton!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:54 AM (hOUT3)

328 I knew a couple a hippies in the 70's, got married. Neither liked their last name, so they both changed their last name to Cottonwood.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 06, 2022 10:55 AM (AXxfu)

329 The Western empire doesn't end up going heavy for cataphracts like the Eastern empire does.
--------------------
Fighting Germans in forrests doesn't favor heavy calvary.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:55 AM (GMkMZ)

330 Wolfus
I cannot plow through the KJV. But I'm not reading for scholarship, but discipleship, so it has to be accessible to me.
Anyway, I didn't mean to say you were Bible illiterate, I hope you didn't take it that way. I read your comment about only having the kids bible as background for the OT stories.

Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 06, 2022 10:55 AM (BjGT6)

331 301 could unhorse anybody

Not me!

— Catherine the Great

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at December 06, 2022 10:55 AM (2SE4U)

332 Morning.

This piece is pretty metal.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert - Metallica, 72 Seasons, out 4/14 at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (y6d7M)

333 Yet we're the ones who are treated like criminals.
Posted by: SMFH


Comrade, only criminals would try to stand in the way of the New World Order!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (hOUT3)

334 I’m praying Walker pulls a miracle, bc yahoo is celebrating that Warnock will win bc everyone loves a grifter-preacher/slumlord Senator, instead of an old washed-up football player. Gag-worthy.

Posted by: EveR at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (MUpk6)

335 328 I knew a couple a hippies in the 70's, got married. Neither liked their last name, so they both changed their last name to Cottonwood.
------------------
I'm surprised they didn't choose Peckerwood.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (GMkMZ)

336 Given our educational system, if our country collapses like Sodom, those individuals fleeing will get lost because they can't read the directions. The Bible meets Idiocracy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (qZ9f6)

337 Mounted knights also rode smaller horses (palfrey) when traveling rather than their war horse (Friesian or Andalusian) . The smaller palfrey horses were bred to have a smoother gait and were less tiring to ride over long distances.


Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (gmo/4)

338 224 Brotherhood of Drooling Idiots Local #101.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks aka Hangdog Barkston at December 06, 2022 10:16 AM (FVME7)

I think that's unfair.
Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:19 AM

You forgot the extra "N" in your name

Posted by: AoS Fake Editor at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (JCZqz)

339 Mounted knights also rode smaller horses (palfrey) when traveling rather than their war horse (Friesian or Andalusian) . The smaller palfrey horses were bred to have a smoother gait and were less tiring to ride over long distances.


Posted by: Archer


I would love to have a Clydesdale for riding.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 10:58 AM (cKHjS)

340 Latest drivel from "Late Republic Nonsense":All these things are essential—but if we can get the RNC to ditch their whiny “Dems are the real racists” messaging, that would be really cool, too.

Someone is stuck on the word "whiny". Why not point out the racism of the Creative Race Theory crowd?

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 10:58 AM (Zzbjj)

341 Interesting but wouldn't hang. (Nightmares) ​“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” – George Santayana, The Life of Reason, 1905.
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156. I've been looking for an opportunity to use the word 'stochastic' in a sentence.

Your stochastic wit and humor, marvelous. (I tried)

Posted by: Lola at December 06, 2022 10:58 AM (NIYa7)

342 >‘Russian Propaganda’

the new 'racist'
an all-purpose epithet

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 10:58 AM (geLO8)

343 I would love to have a Clydesdale for riding.
Posted by: rickb223


I want a fire mare.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (Wy1BU)

344 Parthian shot
------------------
They'd ride up and fire their arrows, mounted; gallop away; then return minutes later screaming "Yo Mama" insults at their foes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (Vwz3I)

345 322 I remind my horses people in Europe still eat them. My paint, who is now 29, says whatever, I am too old. My warmblood says no one would ever eat someone as pretty as she is, snorts, and runs off like the maniac she is.

My warmblood (German Riding Pony) truly is gorgeous and when she is on, she is like riding a cloud. But some days butterflies give her the vapors and you never know what day that will be. My paint? He is the best. The very, very best. I will not be okay when he goes to heaven. He was a heathen until his 10th birthday and then just became a saint. He was game to try anything. The warmblood? She doesn’t like coming out of the letter box (dressage) or the jump ring, except for cross country, then all bets are off. There are monsters out there on those trails!

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (ZdaMQ)

346 Brotherhood of Drooling Idiots Local #101.
____________

Solidarity, yo!

Posted by: John Fetterman, The Fetterman Center of Excellence at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (lf83v)

347 Crassus, the richest man in Rome, was forced to surrender his legion and then drink molten gold. This was 53 BC. The West's Knight in Shinning Armor comes from this battle.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022


***
Crassus was the fellow who defeated the slave revolt led by Spartacus (Laurence Olivier in the movie). He had founded the first "fire brigade" in Rome. The catch was, you had to sell him your building before he would direct his men to put out the fire. The longer you waited, the lower the price went.

He'd earlier made a lot of money out of the proscriptions (think social media "canceling," except they *actually* canceled you) in Sulla's time.

When the film shows the young Julius Caesar as a protege of his, that timing is accurate. JC was born about 100 BC and would have been about 40 at the time of Spartacus' revolt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

348 I would love to have a Clydesdale for riding.
--------------
You're gonna need a step ladder to mount them.

Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (GMkMZ)

349 I would love to have a Clydesdale for riding.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 06, 2022 10:58 AM (cKHjS)


One of the ladies I work with has a Clydesdale she rides. Her husband rides Mules.


Posted by: Archer at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (gmo/4)

350 >>156. I've been looking for an opportunity to use the word 'stochastic' in a sentence.


That is some stochastic shit right there
stochastic AF

Posted by: DB at December 06, 2022 11:00 AM (geLO8)

351 Nood

Posted by: Dave in Fla (there is no path to 270) at December 06, 2022 11:00 AM (5p7BC)

352 One of the ladies I work with has a Clydesdale she rides. Her husband rides Mules.
__________

The definition of a cuck.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 06, 2022 11:00 AM (lf83v)

353 They pulled out too late..........splat.

Posted by: safristi at December 06, 2022 11:01 AM (qktfm)

354 I cannot plow through the KJV. But I'm not reading for scholarship, but discipleship, so it has to be accessible to me.
Anyway, I didn't mean to say you were Bible illiterate, I hope you didn't take it that way. I read your comment about only having the kids bible as background for the OT stories.
Posted by: TecumsehTea-not a resident troll at December 06, 202


***
Oh, no, not at all. I'm familiar with a lot of the elements and stories, but not fine details. I've read many other sources of OT tales since my childhood. (The illustrations in that young people's volume have stuck with me, though. I still remember the drawing of Elijah and the ravens, though not the actual story of him and his prophecies.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at December 06, 2022 11:03 AM (J2vNu)

355 329 The Western empire doesn't end up going heavy for cataphracts like the Eastern empire does.
--------------------
Fighting Germans in forrests doesn't favor heavy calvary.
Posted by: Puddinhead at December 06, 2022 10:55 AM (GMkMZ)

Italy, France, and Spain should have been reasonably suitable though. Given the western empire was overrun, it could also be interpreted as a failure to adapt military advances.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at December 06, 2022 11:03 AM (eYoxG)

356 You forgot the extra "N" in your name
Posted by: AoS Fake Editor at December 06, 2022 10:56 AM (JCZqz)

Um, no. Not everything unions have done is bad, and union members, even ones classified as "unskilled" are intellectually impaired. The "unskilled" workers on our assembly lines took the jobs to feed their families and helped provide goods for the nation, until the outsourcers decided that cheap to slave labor in China would make them billionaires.

Posted by: CN at December 06, 2022 11:06 AM (Zzbjj)

357 337 I have a friend who drives Friesians. I have ridden them a few times, once in a local parade for everyone to ohh and aww over, the gates are pretty darn big and kind of galumphy, if that is a word. I wouldn’t go out of my way for one myself. But I am not a big person at all, as an adult I can still get on all the naughty ponies and surprise them if they have been acting up with their children. So big drafts or draft crosses are silly for me to ride.

Posted by: Piper at December 06, 2022 11:07 AM (ZdaMQ)

358 344 Parthian shot
------------------
They'd ride up and fire their arrows, mounted; gallop away; then return minutes later screaming "Yo Mama" insults at their foes.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at December 06, 2022 10:59 AM (Vwz3I)

"Your mother was a hamster!"

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at December 06, 2022 11:08 AM (MkuC5)

359 Willowed: Reparations: My mother's father migrated to the U.S. from Canada in the early 1900s. My father's grandparents emigrated to the US. from Bohemia in the late 1800s. My father's mother's family emigrated to the colonies prior to the Revolution, fought for America (at least one fought at the Battle of Monmouth), and fought for the Union in the Civil War. (I have a copy of a great great uncle's discharge papers following the end of the Civil War.) The only questionable element in my extended family would be my mother's mother's family. But my mother's mother was born in Illinois which puts a serious question to whether that branch of the family were slaveholders. Why the hell should I shell out one penny in reparations? The only side of the family provably here prior to 1865 has proof that it fought for the Union!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at December 06, 2022 11:12 AM (z7W9M)

360 I know I'm so late to the thread, that the Morning Rant has already posted, but has Henry Ossawa Tanner's painting of the subject ever been posted? It's my favorite.

Until next time, Horde.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 06, 2022 11:13 AM (maK6p)

361 BOOM, BOOM, POW, BLAM

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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