Oh The Reptility

Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1998.

Posted by: Ace at 01:46 PM

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1 Deliver me from fuckwittery

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (sJHOI)

2 Please?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (sJHOI)

3 a man can only take so much stoopid from family members

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (sJHOI)

4 Needs a mashup with Godzilla or a T Rex from Jurassic Park tearing Barney apart.
--happy happy Thanksgiving thoughts

Posted by: mindful webworker - YouTube said, no vids for you, fellah! at November 24, 2022 01:49 PM (5PeNQ)

5 Good bread.
Good meat.
Good God.
Let's eat!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 01:51 PM (UOzPv)

6
So what was in this year's parade? A huge rainbow-colored phallus?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 01:52 PM (MoZTd)

7
What's the problem, GoH? Political stupidity or stupidity in general?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (MoZTd)

8 a man can only take so much stoopid from family members
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (sJHOI)

Take inspiration from Ace's Thanksgivingmanship post in the sidebar!

Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 01:55 PM (h5TKJ)

9 So what was in this year's parade? A huge rainbow-colored phallus?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 01:52 PM (MoZTd)

Altar to Moloch with simulated child sacrifice, is my guess

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (sJHOI)

10 Take inspiration from Ace's Thanksgivingmanship post in the sidebar!
Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 01:55 PM (h5TKJ)

I love that post. A true holiday classic!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (sJHOI)

11 Dinosaur tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (geVLo)

12 What's the problem, GoH? Political stupidity or stupidity in general?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (MoZTd)

political. we're all entitled to their opinion

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:57 PM (sJHOI)

13 4 Needs a mashup with Godzilla or a T Rex from Jurassic Park tearing Barney apart.
--happy happy Thanksgiving thoughts
Posted by: mindful webworker

Or Charles Barkley

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 24, 2022 01:57 PM (4eKPg)

14 Don McLean should've written a song about the Barney tragedy.

Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 01:58 PM (h5TKJ)

15
Dinosaur tastes like chicken.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (geVLo)

__________

Alligator. Dinosaur is great in gumbo.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 01:59 PM (MoZTd)

16 That wasn't the incident when someone was killed by one of those stupid things, was it?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 02:00 PM (XfBY/)

17 Trailer from Ridley Scott's new movie, Napoleon. Frog cavalry charging onto Redcoat squares. What's not to like?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=18tyBrdsIeo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 02:00 PM (FVME7)

18 Bird prepped with prime rib drippings rubbed under the skin. Will add garlic cloves and salt just before roasting. Green lights across the board currently. Keeping a wary eye on the high winds that almost scrubbed last year's mission. Still a go for launch in T minus 100 minutes, 55 seconds..

Best wishes to all (especially the cooks) for a blessed feast surrounded by those you love..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 24, 2022 02:01 PM (RMN7W)

19 So has Barney come out as non-binary (he's unary as no self-respecting dino will have him)?
Pronouns?

Posted by: Ciampino --- any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 02:01 PM (qfLjt)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 02:01 PM (T4tVD)

21 So far, two of the neighbors who are cooking their very first solo turkey are reporting successful results.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:03 PM (uLr+K)

22 Imo the parade has really gone down hill in the last deva or so. In our house it's been replaced by the National Dog Show.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (BJKQV)

23 Did y'all know Emmanuel Orangestein "tried to kill Mike Pence"?

I honestly didn't know what the fvck they were talking about, until someone made reference to "the 6th".

I don't deserve this

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (sJHOI)

24 Happy Hordesthanking!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (Kd4bG)

25 I can't sit still for a movie, much less a parade. Glad I ain't a Russian.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (4svuj)

26 Let this be a warning to all Kaiju who think to despoil the streets of New York . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (xhaym)

27 So what was in this year's parade? A huge rainbow-colored phallus?

---

Thanksgiving Pride

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 24, 2022 02:05 PM (h1jJh)

28 Oh the dinosaurianity!

Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2022 02:05 PM (AMIL/)

29 Alligator. Dinosaur is great in gumbo.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I may be the only person in the history of history to have made traditional Hungarian paprikas with alligator.

I expected some "issues" when the frozen gator meat arrived at Budapest airport, but no.

Maybe the customs guys decided not to cause problems with a guy who eats alligators.

Posted by: Miklos recalls the Alligator Sandwiches at the Rock n' Bowl in Nawlins at November 24, 2022 02:06 PM (NOVDU)

30 I don't deserve this

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (sJHOI)

"Pence shouldn't have tried to sleep with Melania, is all i have to say. Man can't ignore that sort of provocation."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 02:06 PM (xhaym)

31 And barney was waving til the end.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:06 PM (VwHCD)

32 I guess it's about time to put together the stuffing and prep that bird. So much nicer when dinner is around 17:00 instead of 13:00. I got to sleep in today, which hasn't happened in years. It helps when Green Bay doesn't play on Thanksgiving. And it means I bought more than one bottle of wine....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:06 PM (LOVUx)

33 Tinky Winky > Barney

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2022 02:06 PM (EZebt)

34 Best line out of the kitchen so far:
We need to move those buns from front to back.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2022 02:07 PM (uO+/l)

35 My phone is starting to smell pleasantly of roasting turkey.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:07 PM (eGTCV)

36 Something has hit me: Is the House going to get rid of it's employees who have shown favoritism to the Ds? Like the Sergeant at Arms who was unresponsive to MTG?

Surely they can be thrown out with the former Twits.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 24, 2022 02:08 PM (TgBWG)

37 Hot Gas, wrapped in Irony.

What's not to like?

https://tinyurl.com/mrx5cbfj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:08 PM (uLr+K)

38 Best line out of the kitchen so far:
We need to move those buns from front to back.
Posted by: Diogenes

Side to side is OK too.

Posted by: Miklos, like Rush Limbaugh, likes the Feminist Movement sometimes at November 24, 2022 02:08 PM (NOVDU)

39 33 Tinky Winky > Barney
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2022 02:06 PM (EZebt)

My son favored Dipsy. But never that damned purple dinosaur.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:08 PM (LOVUx)

40 ghost, my idiot lib friends insist the nuttiest things are true.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 24, 2022 02:08 PM (EZebt)

41 Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2022 02:09 PM (9X/y4)

42 Need to get those onions fried, too. Fresh green beans with bacon, cheddar and french fried onions. Soooo much better than that filthy casserole people make.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:09 PM (LOVUx)

43 Hot Gas, wrapped in Irony.

What's not to like?

https://tinyurl.com/mrx5cbfj
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I am my own Bitch

Posted by: Karma at November 24, 2022 02:09 PM (NOVDU)

44 Best line out of the kitchen so far:
We need to move those buns from front to back.
Posted by: Diogenes

Side to side is OK too.

diagonal is tough to pull off

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 02:10 PM (sJHOI)

45 Geeze. The shit people will do just to get some helium to huff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:10 PM (LH+w1)

46 #1 son got a barney stuffie for his second birthday from his Godmother. It sang the dreaded song when you pushed his belly. Over and over and over again.

My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (U2p+3)

47 17 Trailer from Ridley Scott's new movie, Napoleon. Frog cavalry charging onto Redcoat squares. What's not to like?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=18tyBrdsIeo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 02:00 PM

This is a pretty good cav charge. Plus Hu music.

https://youtu.be/6SZuFi9htLA

Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (AmoqO)

48 Speaking of left-wits, couple of the asshats in my office have been telling people that I have to go because I'm trying to kill them. Apparently being unvaxxed is going to cause their deaths. Said asshats have been there less than a year, and as far as I can tell, produce nearly nothing, but they think I'm a problem.

I suppose I show them up too many times by, you know, actually producing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (LOVUx)

49 diagonal is tough to pull off

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

I think it's called Pilates

Posted by: Miklos guesses, checks the kitchen situation, an excuse for more ice at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (NOVDU)

50 Please Clap?!

Posted by: Barney the Dinosaur at November 24, 2022 02:12 PM (tjZg/)

51 "Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grievance against someone. Forgive as the Lord forgave you.And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity."

Colossians 3:12-14

Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2022 02:12 PM (pIKd9)

52 And of course, there is pie. Lots of pie.

I have discovered that nobody has ever kicked me out for bringing pie.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:12 PM (LOVUx)

53 Don McLean should've written a song about the Barney tragedy.
Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 01:58 PM (h5TKJ)

The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down,
Of the big dinosaur they called Barney.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:13 PM (LH+w1)

54 I can't sit still for a movie, much less a parade. Glad I ain't a Russian.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:04 PM (4svuj)

My idea of hell is standing on line for...anything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 02:15 PM (XIJ/X)

55 "Apparently being unvaxxed is going to cause their deaths"

Is it normal for these asshats to have access to your medical history?

Seems odd, but unlike HIV status, I guess vaccine status isn't protected information anymore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:15 PM (uLr+K)

56 I have discovered that nobody has ever kicked me out for bringing pie.
Posted by: tcn in AK,

I have found the same thing with beer and likker

Posted by: Miklos is always welcome the first time at November 24, 2022 02:16 PM (NOVDU)

57 Happy Thanksgiving Ace ! And thank you for this blog !

Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 02:16 PM (T4tVD)

58 My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (U2p+3)

Well done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 02:16 PM (XIJ/X)

59 Around 14 people here, was quite a few more visiting

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (LUZhL)

60 Don McLean should've written a song about the Barney tragedy.

Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 01:58 PM (h5TKJ)

Long long time ago, I can still remember how that thanksgiving made me smile
With high winds they took a chance, and barney did a snoopy dance
And terrorized the people for awhile
But November made them shiver, barney's handlers did not deliver
bad news as the wind crept, they couldn't take one more step
I know I laughed and didn't cry, when they climbed and killed that purple guy
I frigging giggled deep inside, the day, that barney died

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (VwHCD)

61 Is it normal for these asshats to have access to your medical history?

Seems odd, but unlike HIV status, I guess vaccine status isn't protected information anymore.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:15 PM (uLr+K)

It's the DoD. I can't travel for work now because of my "status." Everybody knows.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (LOVUx)

62 The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down,
Of the big dinosaur they called Barney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:13 PM (LH+w1)

Later today the vast majority of the Horde will either be napping or unable to communicate in anything other than turkey puns.
It will be up to you to carry the load.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (eGTCV)

63 "Apparently being unvaxxed is going to cause their deaths"

Is it normal for these asshats to have access to your medical history?

Seems odd, but unlike HIV status, I guess vaccine status isn't protected information anymore.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Really.

"I can't have the vaxx because of my HIV treatments"

Posted by: Miklos gives micro-short shrift at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (NOVDU)

64 Thanks, MarcusT, after yesterday, when I lost my temper and cussed realbad (said g-d). One of the junior Officers looked at me like he was in shock. He never heard me say such, I prayed right then out loud, and apologised to him.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:18 PM (4svuj)

65 I frigging giggled deep inside, the day, that barney died
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (VwHCD)

This might be why we keep you around.

That and your brother's wrong lyrics. Maybe that, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:18 PM (LOVUx)

66 Trailer from Ridley Scott's new movie, Napoleon. Frog cavalry charging onto Redcoat squares. What's not to like?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=18tyBrdsIeo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 02:00 PM (FVME7)

Half of that trailer appears to be scenes from the 1970 movie Waterloo, starring Rod Steiger and Christopher Plummer. Would be impossible to stage these days (even back then they had to use and the Red Army for the sheer numbers involved), so I am guessing that Ridley Scott struck a deal with whoever owns de Laurentiis' film library to "borrow" the battle footage. So few people saw the original movie (when I went to the theater there were only four other people there with me) that nobody will probably notice anyway.

Posted by: HTL at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (O9S2+)

67 It's the DoD. I can't travel for work now because of my "status." Everybody knows.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (LOVUx)

That's not really true anymore, at least for us Military Types.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (Irn0L)

68 Barney done blowed out real good

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (LUZhL)

69 Long long time ago, I can still remember how that thanksgiving made me smile
With high winds they took a chance, and barney did a snoopy dance
And terrorized the people for awhile
But November made them shiver, barney's handlers did not deliver
bad news as the wind crept, they couldn't take one more step
I know I laughed and didn't cry, when they climbed and killed that purple guy
I frigging giggled deep inside, the day, that barney died
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (VwHCD)

LOL. Brilliant!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (LH+w1)

70 Turkey is on the smoker, I have a Bloody Mary in my hand and a tasty cigar.

All is well.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

71 I frigging giggled deep inside, the day, that barney died
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

"The night they drove old Barney down
And all the people were singing"

Posted by: Miklos the Folkster at November 24, 2022 02:20 PM (NOVDU)

72 "My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday. "

Our son's Godfather, the original Village Idiot shipped him a full drum set for his fourth birthday as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:20 PM (uLr+K)

73 I was talking to a guy this other day who gives drum lessons.
Every kid wants to play drums. Very few have the discipline to actually learn.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:20 PM (eGTCV)

74 That's not really true anymore, at least for us Military Types.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (Irn0L)

USACE policy. Still in effect. Also, weekly testing. Still in effect. Heads so far up their backsides they can't see what's right in front of them. SNAFU.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:20 PM (LOVUx)

75 Barney done blowed out real good
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 02:19 PM (LUZhL)

No guts, no glory.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:21 PM (LH+w1)

76 I have to admit that the evil bb-gunner inside of me looks at those giant balloons and salivates just a bit. Much more fun than shooting Coke cans and scaring neighborhood cats.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:22 PM (LOVUx)

77 "Really.

"I can't have the vaxx because of my HIV treatments"

That would work, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:23 PM (uLr+K)

78 Are dinosaurs still considered to be reptiles? I do know that many are now thought to have been warm-blooded, and some certainly had hair or feathers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:23 PM (LH+w1)

79 Are dinosaurs still considered to be reptiles? I do know that many are now thought to have been warm-blooded, and some certainly had hair or feathers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:23 PM (LH+w1)

Aren't they now considered birds?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

80 What happened to Barney? Apparently there were high winds, so his controllers had a hard time managing him. But then something slashed his skin. One of the control wires?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 24, 2022 02:24 PM (KAKDL)

81 60. LOL, Berserker.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Posted by: LadyS at November 24, 2022 02:25 PM (VGiJY)

82 A standing ovation and thunderous applause for Berserker's song.
I'm watching the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon on YouTube and doing as little as possible. Soon the drinking will commence.

Posted by: PabloD at November 24, 2022 02:25 PM (X1JA2)

83 Why is there a seven foot tall black man cross dressing and singing a woman's part in the damn Macy's Day Parade?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 02:25 PM (uLr+K)

84 79 Are dinosaurs still considered to be reptiles? I do know that many are now thought to have been warm-blooded, and some certainly had hair or feathers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:23 PM (LH+w1)

Aren't they now considered birds?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

We need to geet a count on the number of heart chambers. Oh, wait

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:25 PM (Vr12I)

85 Is there a Biden balloon sniffing another balloon?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:26 PM (eGTCV)

86 Aren't they now considered birds?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

I think it is more that birds are considered to be a fork off the dinosaur line. So the turkey on your fork is a fork off T Rex.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:26 PM (LH+w1)

87 I was talking to a guy this other day who gives drum lessons.
Every kid wants to play drums. Very few have the discipline to actually learn.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:20 PM (eGTCV)

I played drums for 6 years along with the guitar when I was younger, but gave it up to focus on guitar. If you don't have the right discipline for drums you end up not as a drummer, but a beater, and there is a huge difference. I played with many drummers over the years, and you could always tell the difference between the 2.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:26 PM (VwHCD)

88 Berserker! That was awesome!
I have tears in my eyes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:27 PM (U2p+3)

89 USACE policy. Still in effect. Also, weekly testing. Still in effect. Heads so far up their backsides they can't see what's right in front of them. SNAFU.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 24, 2022 02:20 PM (LOVUx)

So stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:27 PM (Irn0L)

90 Went to Golden Corral for Turkey day. We usually have people over to our house every year but all of the family is out of town this year. It was pretty good. $17 plus tip for all you can eat. The turkey was done perfectly and was not dried out which was my fear.

Only downside was it was crowded and noisy and there was a constant line out the door to get in the place.

Our other choice was the buffet at the Choctaw casino in Oklahoma but they wanted $45 for their buffet so we skipped that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2022 02:27 PM (uNylN)

91 "Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:18 PM (4svuj)"

We are all human my friend. I've lost count of the times I've done that unintentionally. But God always forgives those who seek him.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 24, 2022 02:27 PM (pIKd9)

92 The purple demon struggled for it's freedom but seeing that he could not break free, impales himself upon a street light. His minions, finally being freed of the spell he had them under, moved in swiftly to finish the destruction of the physical manifestation of his evil.

Least, that's how interpret the video up top.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 02:28 PM (Bd6X8)

93 87

I played drums for 6 years along with the guitar when I was younger, but gave it up to focus on guitar. If you don't have the right discipline for drums you end up not as a drummer, but a beater, and there is a huge difference. I played with many drummers over the years, and you could always tell the difference between the 2.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:26 PM (VwHCD)

Freebird!!

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:28 PM (Vr12I)

94 We need to geet a count on the number of heart chambers. Oh, wait
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:25 PM (Vr12I)

With some of the fossil embryos now being found, such a count may yet be possible. We have skin impressions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:28 PM (LH+w1)

95 I'm waiting for Miss Linda to arrive. We need to stop at the money-in-the-wall machine for a little extra cash; I intend to tip our waiter in cash. No need for Uncle Sugar to know about his finances in such detail.

It's cool and cloudy and might rain. We'll bring an umbrella. I hope we can park fairly close to the restaurant.

Everyone enjoy their Thanksgiving Day!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 24, 2022 02:28 PM (KAKDL)

96 Barney was in danger? Looks like a job for Underdog!

Oh. Wait. He's out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 24, 2022 02:30 PM (KAKDL)

97 Drums might be disciplined but cowbell is talent.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 24, 2022 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)

98 Whoever it was never got any credit as far as I know but the Jimi Hendrix drummer was really, pretty good.

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:30 PM (Vr12I)

99 I hope Ace is either overeating or snuggling with a lady Ewok. Or a female Ewok that's no lady.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:30 PM (eGTCV)

100 Our other choice was the buffet at the Choctaw casino in Oklahoma but they wanted $45 for their buffet so we skipped that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2022 02:27 PM (uNylN)

So you missed out on the bingo?

https://youtu.be/Nggqe-L9ZQ8

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:31 PM (LH+w1)

101 I have a new observation: "black and gay" is the new minstrel show.

Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2022 02:31 PM (hEWkd)

102 How do you get taken down in the endzone????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:31 PM (Irn0L)

103 >Put your foot in the box, young Atreides.

What's in the box?

>Legos.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 24, 2022 02:32 PM (ybIRR)

104 you can't play drums in a hot tub

Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 02:34 PM (us2H3)

105 How do you get taken down in the endzone????
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:31 PM (Irn0L)

Sniper in the press box.
Easy shot.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2022 02:34 PM (uO+/l)

106 Can't imagine even a Thanksgiving day parade isn't woke

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 02:35 PM (LUZhL)

107 you can't play drums in a hot tub
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 02:34 PM (us2H3)

And you can't rollerskate in a Buffalo herd.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:36 PM (eGTCV)

108 Went with the best fried chicken from Jewel and planned to make canned green bean casserole as a hat tip to the 50s and my aunts potato salad who recently passed. Getting lazier and lazier with each passing glass of bourbon.

Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2022 02:36 PM (9X/y4)

109 This may have been posted already here in the past few days but it's worth a watch. Rush on Thanksgiving. Miss ya bigly, El Rushbo.

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ux6d2

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:36 PM (Xrfse)

110 Contingency plan? For what?

Posted by: The Experts at November 24, 2022 02:36 PM (Ac9bb)

111 Sniper in the press box.
Easy shot.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2022 02:34 PM (uO+/l)

Looked like it LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:37 PM (Irn0L)

112 My gymnastics team used to participate in parades in downtown Dallas when I was about 11. We would cartwheel and tumble the entire parade route.

We were pretty tired afterwards. But it was super fun!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:38 PM (U2p+3)

113 Trailer from Ridley Scott's new movie, Napoleon. Frog cavalry charging onto Redcoat squares. What's not to like?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=18tyBrdsIeo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 02:00 PM (FVME7)
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They're cheating. It's nothing but clips from "Waterloo" and "The Duellists".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 02:38 PM (AuTCi)

114 kraken, my sainted Mama Eromero, a good Baptist lady, bought Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix. I raked all her albums off on the floor and put it on the turntable. Pappy Eromero said 'what in the hell is that noise!?!'

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:38 PM (4svuj)

115 114 kraken, my sainted Mama Eromero, a good Baptist lady, bought Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix. I raked all her albums off on the floor and put it on the turntable. Pappy Eromero said 'what in the hell is that noise!?!'
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:38 PM (4svuj)

He did not like “ Move over, Rover, let Jimi take over” lyrics?? Gobsmacked, I am!!!

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:40 PM (Vr12I)

116 Are dinosaurs still considered to be reptiles?

Whatever birds are. Barney, a non-avian dinosaur, would be the same, I imagine.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Ac9bb)

117 Yikes. The site is taking forever to load, at least for me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Xrfse)

118 kraken, my sainted Mama Eromero, a good Baptist lady, bought Are You Experienced by Jimi Hendrix. I raked all her albums off on the floor and put it on the turntable. Pappy Eromero said 'what in the hell is that noise!?!'
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:38 PM (4svuj)

He did not like “ Move over, Rover, let Jimi take over” lyrics?? Gobsmacked, I am!!!
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:40 PM (Vr12I)

Brings back memories of high school. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Irn0L)

119 117 Yikes. The site is taking forever to load, at least for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Xrfse)

Slow? Like, Molasses slow?

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:42 PM (Vr12I)

120 Yikes. The site is taking forever to load, at least for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Xrfse)

Slow? Like, Molasses slow?
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:42 PM (Vr12I)
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Slower than Moses and the Children of Israel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 02:43 PM (AuTCi)

121 Yikes. The site is taking forever to load, at least for me.

Yeah, it's hanging on smilies.mee.nu for me.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 02:43 PM (Ac9bb)

122 Yikes. The site is taking forever to load, at least for me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:41 PM (Xrfse)

Yes me also today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:44 PM (Irn0L)

123 Well, the toe fungus ad at top has gotta load

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:44 PM (Vr12I)

124 Well, the toe fungus ad at top has gotta load
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:44 PM (Vr12I)

Oh no! The fungus is among us!

Posted by: The Toes at November 24, 2022 02:45 PM (LH+w1)

125 Slow? Like, Molasses slow?

Pretty much. Went to other websites and they loaded fine. Checked my internet connection and speed/latency as it should be. I can live with it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:46 PM (Xrfse)

126 He did not like “ Move over, Rover, let Jimi take over” lyrics?? Gobsmacked, I am!!!
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 02:40 PM (Vr12I)
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Heh. My parents took a rather dim view of the "Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful" line. Good times.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at November 24, 2022 02:47 PM (MsRtR)

127 Because it's funny:
https://iotwreport.com/happy-thanksgiving-4/
A sweet holiday treat! (pic)

Posted by: mindful webworker - thanks for the memories at November 24, 2022 02:48 PM (5PeNQ)

128 Bers' 'Ode to Barney' should be ensconced in the AoSHQ Thread Winner Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 24, 2022 02:48 PM (59Ws+)

129 Barney got nipped in the bud.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

130 My gymnastics team used to participate in parades in downtown Dallas when I was about 11. We would cartwheel and tumble the entire parade route.

We were pretty tired afterwards. But it was super fun!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:38 PM

Our Civil War reenacting unit would march in the parade at Plymouth Mass every year and they paid us to be there. They put us Confederates behind the Yankees and we would shoot at each other the whole way. We burned between 50 and 60 rounds each parade.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2022 02:49 PM (uNylN)

131 Afternoon.

At the end of that video ole Barney got turned into a sacrifice to the decrepit and insane god Macy.

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2022 02:49 PM (bv/x8)

132 Actually, the landing page is okay in terms of responsiveness. It's been the individual threads that have been choking.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:50 PM (Xrfse)

133 Slower than Moses and the Children of Israel.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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More reluctant than Baalam's ass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 24, 2022 02:50 PM (59Ws+)

134 At the end of that video ole Barney got turned into a sacrifice to the decrepit and insane god Macy.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2022 02:49 PM (bv/x

But he was good in Shameless

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 02:50 PM (Irn0L)

135 Actually, the landing page is okay in terms of responsiveness. It's been the individual threads that have been choking.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 02:50 PM (Xrfse)

Yeah, it's hanging on smilies.mee.nu for me.
Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 02:43 PM (Ac9bb)

There, I think, is your answer. If your browser permits it, just block that domain, and the page should load faster.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:52 PM (LH+w1)

136 "I can't have the vaxx because of my HIV treatments"

That would work, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It has to. To be sure add "and immigration status"

Posted by: Miklos sez ze probleme, she ees sol-ved at November 24, 2022 02:53 PM (NOVDU)

137 Dinosaurs are cold blooded reptiles.

Pluto is so a planet.

This revisionism leads to a madhouse. A Mad! House!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 24, 2022 02:53 PM (4I/2K)

138 I had to hide the 45 rpm version of Cold Turkey by Lennon from my ma. She really hated that tune but loved Something by Harrison, nothing by Hendrix.

Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2022 02:54 PM (9X/y4)

139 At the end of that video ole Barney got turned into a sacrifice to the decrepit and insane god Macy.
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2022 02:49 PM (bv/x

It was sabotage by the jealous Gimballs. Ever since I had the real Santa Claus in my parade, he's plotted and schemed.

Posted by: Mr. Macy at November 24, 2022 02:55 PM (4I/2K)

140 Yeah, it's hanging on smilies.mee.nu for me.
Posted by: t-bird
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Mine hangs on metaphors. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at November 24, 2022 02:57 PM (4Nep/)

141 Have to remember where link to Napoleon is when I get home.
Don't think a British square was broken at Waterloo but infantry was quite cut up at Quatre Bras.
Will definitely go see it when it opens

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 02:57 PM (LUZhL)

142 First Thanksgiving for the new dog, she got quite excited when I dumped the 22 lb. Turkey in the sink. She was pretty sure I was going to plop it in her food bowl.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 02:57 PM (kts79)

143 Trailer from Ridley Scott's new movie, Napoleon. Frog cavalry charging onto Redcoat squares. What's not to like?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=18tyBrdsIeo

I thought a lot of that looked familiar - in the description, they write:

"Of course this isn't a real trailer - Ridley's still shooting the film."

Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 02:58 PM (h5TKJ)

144 Thanksgiving '97 - The Day Barney was Killed

Thanksgiving '94 - The Day Woody Woodpecker was Killed

http://bit.ly/3Xy6uYM

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 24, 2022 02:58 PM (Do5/p)

145 ACLU Thanksgiving Wish List: Free 30K Criminal Illegal Aliens into U.S. Towns

Yeah no. But how about you blow me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 03:01 PM (Irn0L)

146 The Doors were a family favorite, I imagine??

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 03:01 PM (Vr12I)

147 >Put your foot in the box, young Atreides.
What's in the box?
>Legos.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 24, 2022 02:32 PM (ybIRR)

Poetry. Poetry and world-building.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:01 PM (xhaym)

148 Thanksgiving '94 - The Day Woody Woodpecker was Killed

Angus McWoodpecker was kilt

Posted by: Miklos the Stickler at November 24, 2022 03:02 PM (NOVDU)

149 First Thanksgiving for the new dog, she got quite excited when I dumped the 22 lb. Turkey in the sink. She was pretty sure I was going to plop it in her food bowl.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 02:57 PM (kts79)

Not even a little bit for her? Please

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 03:02 PM (Irn0L)

150 All I have to do is put link on my YouTube app and immediately it will sow up on my tablet so link will be there

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:02 PM (LUZhL)

151 Not even a little bit for her? Please
Posted by: Nevergiveup

MiklosDog will be (and has been) even more generously fed than usual.

Posted by: Miklos is Friend of Dogs and that is about it at November 24, 2022 03:04 PM (NOVDU)

152 First Thanksgiving for the new dog, she got quite excited when I dumped the 22 lb. Turkey in the sink. She was pretty sure I was going to plop it in her food bowl.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 02:57 PM (kts79)

Not even a little bit for her? Please
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 03:02 PM (Irn0L)

She'll definitely got some after it cooks and some drippings too.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 03:04 PM (kts79)

153 149

Not even a little bit for her? Please
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 03:02 PM (Irn0L)

Statement must include big, sad, soulful doggeh eyes!

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 03:05 PM (Vr12I)

154 Have to remember where link to Napoleon is when I get home.
Don't think a British square was broken at Waterloo but infantry was quite cut up at Quatre Bras.
Will definitely go see it when it opens
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 02:57 PM (LUZhL)

There was a square broken by a cavalry charge, but I can't remember if it was French or English. It was a wonder because generally you needed arty to break a square

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:07 PM (xhaym)

155 Old Papa (an Army Guy himself) took me to see Waterloo and Patton and Battle of Britain etc. when they first came out.

Posted by: Miklos was probably not raised as a blue haired pussy at November 24, 2022 03:09 PM (NOVDU)

156 There is pumpkin, cherry and cheesecake pie

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:10 PM (LUZhL)

157 The site loads easy peasey on Brave, FWIW.

Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 03:10 PM (Vr12I)

158 There is pumpkin, cherry and cheesecake pie
Posted by: Skip's phone

We thought we were your favorite

*pouts*

Posted by: blueberries at November 24, 2022 03:12 PM (NOVDU)

159 There was a square broken by a cavalry charge, but I can't remember if it was French or English. It was a wonder because generally you needed arty to break a square
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:07 PM (xhaym)
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At QB, due to incompetent generalship of the Prince of Orange, the infantry was late in forming square. The 79th Highlanders (IIRR) were caught in the act and badly cut up. The Black Watch (again, IIRR) actually formed square *around* some French horsemen, and killed all those caught inside.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 03:12 PM (AuTCi)

160 Musk announced general amnesty beginning next week.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2022 03:12 PM (buTO7)

161 Musk announced general amnesty beginning next week.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2022 03:12 PM (buTO7)

Saw that. let's see how that works

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 03:13 PM (Irn0L)

162 Aren't they now considered birds?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 02:24 PM (eGTCV)

I think it is more that birds are considered to be a fork off the dinosaur line. So the turkey on your fork is a fork off T Rex.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 02:26 PM (LH+w1)

They were but there's considerable effort to remove birds as a class and replace with dinosaurs. There's little birds have that they didn't inherit from dinosaurs.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 03:14 PM (NkGvj)

163 And pumpkin roll, sort of pumpkin bread and cream cheese rolled

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:14 PM (LUZhL)

164 There's little birds have that they didn't inherit from dinosaurs.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 03:14 PM (NkGvj)

Avian privilege must be stamped out!

Posted by: spindrift at November 24, 2022 03:15 PM (h5TKJ)

165 >>> There is pumpkin, cherry and cheesecake pie

>This is why I didn't travel home to be with the family. I would have already gained 30 pounds, - and that's not including weekend leftovers. It took me four months to lose 25 pounds.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 24, 2022 03:16 PM (geVLo)

166 AOP, dinosaurs are considered different from lizards, and birds are descended from dinosaurs, but from the Therapod branch. There are a lot of different taxa of dinosaur and IIRC only the Therapods had feathers

The whole dinosauria clade is a jumbled mess, since it is over-wide to include sauropods, therapods, sinapsids, pterosaurs and pretty much anything that isn't a crocodile ancestors, turtle or lizard.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:16 PM (xhaym)

167 Barney looked like one of the insane street people you see in Manhattan. All he needed was a hammer to to hit tourists in the head with and he'd be set.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 24, 2022 03:17 PM (87Ur0)

168 If birds are basically dinosaurs just how cataclysmic could the cataclysm that killed all the dinos really have been?

Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2022 03:17 PM (bv/x8)

169 At QB, due to incompetent generalship of the Prince of Orange, the infantry was late in forming square. The 79th Highlanders (IIRR) were caught in the act and badly cut up. The Black Watch (again, IIRR) actually formed square *around* some French horsemen, and killed all those caught inside.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 03:12 PM (AuTCi)

You would think the troops in the squares would have been shooting each other as the cavalry rode between the squares.

Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM (kts79)

170 Did dinosaurs walk with legs out to the side or directly underneath their bodies?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

171 Technically dinosaurs are sandwiches

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM (87Ur0)

172 Did dinosaurs walk with legs out to the side or directly underneath their bodies?
Posted by: That NLurker guy

GLARE

Posted by: Stacey A. once and Future Governher at November 24, 2022 03:20 PM (NOVDU)

173 If birds are basically dinosaurs just how cataclysmic could the cataclysm that killed all the dinos really have been?
Posted by: Robert at November 24, 2022 03:17 PM (bv/x

You mean one that killed everything but small generalists that could eat grubs, vegetation, carrion and seeds?

the one that left a crater about 110 miles wide and 20 miles deep, or so

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:20 PM (xhaym)

174 You would think the troops in the squares would have been shooting each other as the cavalry rode between the squares.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM (kts79)
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That's why they tried to arrange them so that one square would be firing along the face of the square opposite, etc.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 03:21 PM (AuTCi)

175 You would think the troops in the squares would have been shooting each other as the cavalry rode between the squares.
Posted by: Beartooth - DC delenda est at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM

They would be shooting *up* at the soldiers on horseback, not at the horses. Not too much danger of hitting the unit next to you but there were always friendly fire causalities.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2022 03:22 PM (uNylN)

176 Bird's *arent* dinosaurs, unless the birds had enough evolutionary change to de-evolve the elongation of one digit and re-evolve the elongation of another.

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 03:23 PM (OaZlZ)

177 Did dinosaurs walk with legs out to the side or directly underneath their bodies?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

Directly underneath the bodies. Some very ancient ones did sprawl, but that was generally for critters that lived semiaquatic lives.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:23 PM (xhaym)

178 I've seen this franchise!

Posted by: O-Man at November 24, 2022 03:23 PM (B3kaQ)

179 the one that left a crater about 110 miles wide and 20 miles deep, or so
Posted by: Kindltot

One in a million shot, Doc

Posted by: Miklos who rents a place near Chicxulub at November 24, 2022 03:24 PM (NOVDU)

180 Bird's *arent* dinosaurs, unless the birds had enough evolutionary change to de-evolve the elongation of one digit and re-evolve the elongation of another.

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 03:23 PM (OaZlZ)

Descendents of therapods, and quite modified. It has been a long time since the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 03:26 PM (xhaym)

181 He missed the extra point?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 03:28 PM (U2p+3)

182 Friendly fire has been a issue even when troops saw eye to eye. But inter square fire was better than getting hacked to death by a sword

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:29 PM (LUZhL)

183 Condor?

Posted by: Infidel at November 24, 2022 03:29 PM (ZEa+g)

184 Poor Barney...[snicker]

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 03:29 PM (Rbu5d)

185 Dint some bint try to sue the cops who delivered the Barney coup de gras bcuz her bastard was triggered?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 03:30 PM (U69va)

186 Do not talk about DNA while eating said DNA.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 24, 2022 03:31 PM (n3hOB)

187 Bird's *arent* dinosaurs

My Senegal can strike like a sidewinder when he gets territorial.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 03:32 PM (U69va)

188 So if I get a budgie I can tell people I have a pet dinosaur?

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 03:32 PM (eGTCV)

189 Eating chocolate pie now. My 3rd dessert today.

Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 03:33 PM (4svuj)

190 12 What's the problem, GoH? Political stupidity or stupidity in general?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (MoZTd)

political. we're all entitled to their opinion
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 24, 2022 01:57 PM (sJHOI)

That's why I love that our family is scattered to the four winds.

We have holidays by ourselves. Quiet. Restful (sort of, if you don't count the cooking). Peaceful.

Sympathies, GoH...

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 03:34 PM (Rbu5d)

191 OT but I've always thought Whoopi Goldberg's head looks like one of those gigantic parade balloons.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 03:35 PM (eGTCV)

192 Dinosaur Provincial Park in Alberta is an interesting place.

Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 03:37 PM (eGTCV)

193 46...My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (U2p+3)

Parents still speaking to you?

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 03:39 PM (Rbu5d)

194 Bronto ribs are the best!

Posted by: Fred Flintstone at November 24, 2022 03:39 PM (4I/2K)

195 Dinosaur bone hunting to me would be fascinating

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:39 PM (LUZhL)

196 Dessert today will be Proof Caramel Bourbon Ice Cream on Triple Chocolate Crème cake.

Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2022 03:40 PM (hEWkd)

197 the day, that barney died
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 02:17 PM (VwHCD)

[SO]

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 03:41 PM (Rbu5d)

198 Dinosaur bone hunting to me would be fascinating

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:39 PM

There used to be a dinosaur bone park near me but they had to move it because they are putting in a new lake. It was an old dried up river bed you could walk around and sometimes find fossils. Not sure how they moved it but they claimed they picked everything up and moved it to the new location that will be opened soon.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 24, 2022 03:41 PM (uNylN)

199 Dad and my uncle are talking trains. My uncle mentioned that the railroads tested a train 21,000 ft long- and the towns along the way threw a fit.

No shit. A four mile long train might upset people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at November 24, 2022 03:42 PM (Pa9Qi)

200 Actually any historical digging would be fun, though know can be a day of finding nothing.

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:43 PM (LUZhL)

201 My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (U2p+3)

Bless you, my child, for performing good works in my honor.

Posted by: The Spirit of Neil Peart at November 24, 2022 03:44 PM (1Yy3c)

202 .My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday.

Next year a hammer? Trumpet? Zippo lighter?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 03:44 PM (U69va)

203 193 46...My Goddaughter got a drum set for her birthday.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 02:11 PM (U2p+3)

Parents still speaking to you?
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi

Heading there for Thanksgiving dinner in an hour.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 03:44 PM (U2p+3)

204 A dinosaur in its death throes is a terrible thing to see. I don't remember this at all, probably because I had a 3-month old and was preoccupied.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2022 03:45 PM (pTb/Z)

205 No shit. A four mile long train might upset people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at November 24, 2022 03:42 PM (Pa9Qi)

Nothing I can't handle.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at November 24, 2022 03:45 PM (1Yy3c)

206 They made several versions of the Barny song which sound pretty well the kind I HATE,YOU HATE, ME LETS HANG THAT DINO,FROM A TREE

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 24, 2022 03:45 PM (FLiOE)

207 As a kid camping up in coal country, you easily could find fires and trilobites

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:45 PM (LUZhL)

208 Next year a hammer? Trumpet? Zippo lighter?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 03:44 PM (U69va)
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Vuvuzela.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2022 03:45 PM (pTb/Z)

209 *burp*
Well, that turned out good.

Posted by: lin-duh (y'all/all y'all) at November 24, 2022 03:46 PM (UUBmN)

210 The day that Ba-a-rney died...

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 03:46 PM (OaZlZ)

211 Yabba Dabba Doo!

Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2022 03:46 PM (9X/y4)

212 Did dinosaurs walk with legs out to the side or directly underneath their bodies?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 03:19 PM (eGTCV)

Underneath. In fact, Triceratops has a chest so deep it would be in a trench a foot or three deep if the legs were splayed out lizard like.

Triceratops is built very like a Rhino is. Fast, mean, heavy.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 03:46 PM (NkGvj)

213 Not fires, ferns

Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:47 PM (LUZhL)

214 Vuvuzela

Winner!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 03:47 PM (U69va)

215 "Dessert today will be Proof Caramel Bourbon Ice Cream on Triple Chocolate Crème cake."
Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2022 03:40 PM (hEWkd)

So you prefer that over pumpkin pie? Okay, I would too.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 24, 2022 03:47 PM (qH6FZ)

216 Actually any historical digging would be fun, though know can be a day of finding nothing.
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 03:43 PM (LUZhL)

Where I grew up entire slabs of rocks were 100 percent coral fossils or brachiopod shell fossils. Plus a lucky trilobite here or there. In Ohio.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 03:48 PM (NkGvj)

217 Triceratops is built very like a Rhino is. Fast, mean, heavy.
Posted by: Oldcat

It's like a trhinocerous!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 24, 2022 03:49 PM (KAi1n)

218 Live NOOD Charle Brown

Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 03:50 PM (OaZlZ)

219 Mandatory for every new drummer.

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Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at November 24, 2022 03:50 PM (1Yy3c)

220 That's why they tried to arrange them so that one square would be firing along the face of the square opposite, etc.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 03:21 PM (AuTCi)

The point of a square would be forward, not the face, so the fire would sweep across the next square's front and keep it cleared.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 03:50 PM (NkGvj)

221 One of my favorite stories;

I marched in the Detroit Thanksgiving Day parade in a Military Band. I was in the front row (trombone of course) and we were marching to a drum cadence. A pile of horseshit was in my line of march. Discipline was very tight and I ended up stepping in it.

One kid in the crowd yelled "Lookit at that white boy, steppin in that SHIT!!!" He yelled it so loud that I'm sure everyone heard it. Our ranks were so precision that everyone behind me probably stepped in it too.

I hated being behind horses in parades.

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222 I hate you
You hate me
We're an angry family
With a great big plug
In my side hissing life
Won't you go and sit on a knife

Posted by: dying Barney's last wish at November 24, 2022 04:01 PM (mShwQ)

223 Die Barney, Die!

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at November 24, 2022 06:14 PM (6RVJj)

224 They should have pulled him with motorized shopping carts from Walmart and the people who regularly use them.

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