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Have You Cleaned Your Oven and Food Preparation Area?
Happy Thanksgiving!
Peekaboo.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/INHNFlmNln
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) November 23, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:10 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2022 12:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2022 12:11 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2022 12:12 PM (hEWkd)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:12 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 24, 2022 12:13 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:14 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: kitchen troll at November 24, 2022 12:14 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
*hands over The Good Shit*
Posted by: Congratulatory Miklos at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (D+KTL)
I just assembled my green bean casserole, substituting Cream of Bacon soup for the gelatinous midwestern binder, and topped it with bacon pieces, Gruyère, and sliced almonds.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (1G6YQ)
The key to good goat is in the brining.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (WD0jw)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (AuTCi)
I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm eh, who gives a shit... Whatever.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:12 PM (Wy1BU)
___________
The paparazzi, the red carpets, the screaming fans. The horrible life of the Firstists.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (xhxe8)
Lisa "Coke Bear" Mookowski was declared the winner of AK Sentate race.
Check out my shocked face ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos has additional Questions at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (NOVDU)
Hope you guessed my name
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:17 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Miklos has additional Questions at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (NOVDU)
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Sounds like a problem in recursion.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 12:17 PM (AuTCi)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 12:17 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: huerfano at November 24, 2022 12:18 PM (dTFZY)
What would you call a goat that is the Greatest Goat of All Time?
Posted by: Miklos has additional Questions
I'm partial to Goaty McGoatface
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Miklos has additional
Gogoat!
There's a couple of guys waiting for him somewhere.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: observer at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (CSo64)
Posted by: Miklos has several things, but no buns in the oven at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NOVDU)
And thank you, ace, for providing a space for those of us who aren't very popular with our own families.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (1G6YQ)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (AuTCi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (D+KTL)
If I recall they tend to be open on Christmas, but not Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (xhxe
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*chops off head with cleaver*
Posted by: Darren McGavin's Maitre De at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (Qzn2/)
A domestic turkey or Joy Reid?
Posted by: Anna Puma
Didja see Joy's Thanksgiving message?
https://bit.ly/3U0PaJ3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Dr Alice at November 24, 2022 12:20 PM (79O2/)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (buTO7)
Seconded.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Xrfse)
Don't hesitate to be That Uncle at dinner tonight. You know, the one who drinks his beer at laughs at the idiots arguing around the table.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Bd6X8)
(predictable they will appear randomly, if you let then in your house.)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (D+KTL)
If I recall they tend to be open on Christmas, but not Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy)
Jews tend to eat at family parties on Thanksgiving. Christmas not so much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Vr12I)
Check out my shocked face ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (pNxlR)
I know Alaska is lovely, but it's a political dumpster fire.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:22 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:22 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos has several things, but no buns in the oven
And to think we're only like 3000 years away from gaining the next element in that sequence.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 24, 2022 12:22 PM (ftFVW)
https://bit.ly/3U0PaJ3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (FVME7)
"We are a country founded on violence."
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Who bitch this is?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:23 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy)
Jews tend to eat at family parties on Thanksgiving. Christmas not so much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Irn0L)
Frankly, I never thought it was right for Christians to try to commandeer Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:25 PM (Vr12I)
If it were not for violence, we'd all end up killing each other
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:25 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Miklos attempts to assist at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy)
Jews tend to eat at family parties on Thanksgiving. Christmas not so much
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Irn0L)
Frankly, I never thought it was right for Christians to try to commandeer Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (NWBBy)
Eh, we get frisky sometimes, Burt.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (h0EzO)
*lights rocket-powered roller skates*
Posted by: The Coyote at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (63Dwl)
From what I heard this morning, the Roman Empire was NOT founded on violence. They toured the countryside, sharing plant based meals with the locals, and vehemently rejected the notion of eating anyone's livestock.
That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Both of us are taking it easy today after having hosted the gKids for a sleepover the night before last. They are early risers -- before 6 AM -- and they insist that we share the joy of that experience.
I adjudicated as they played together outside. They dug a lot and moved their "resources" from one cache to the next.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe
Stochastically stupid????
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I)
And, yes, i REFUSE to prep in a cluttered work space. Cranberry sauce made, pan de sol made, sweet potatoes made. Turkey bird on smoker. Sourdough slowly rising. I rinsed the bird last nite of brine and put on cold grill to drain, dry. Then worried all nite the coons would get into the smoker.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (3Or4S)
We corrupted what God created.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (h0EzO)
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The Serpent set me up!
Posted by: Eve at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Qzn2/)
Kitchen's clean. We won't discuss the oven. It's not self-cleaning.
Have a great day, my friend.
Posted by: creeper at November 24, 2022 12:28 PM (a+POy)
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe
Stochastically stupid????
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I)
I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (xhxe8)
Eris: Thanks for mentioning the Cream of Bacon soup. Never heard of it before. But since the XO works right next to a major grocery store, I think I go shopping once a quarter or so. Gonna mention it today to the Sabin offspring who are constantly engaged in a foodie one upsmanship. I bet it'll show up at Christmas.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (EatM3)
And can one still lapse into a lo carb coma on feast day?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (1G6YQ)
What percentage of the Horde will be in a turkey coma later today?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (D+KTL)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy)
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It happened when "intersectional" lost its mystique.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (buTO7)
sounds like kitty is saving your life.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (NkGvj)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (D+KTL)
That's for the people who get into a fight at the family move and walk out. I've been in that position before
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 12:32 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe
Stochastically stupid????
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I)
I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy)
Meme of the week, near as I can figure. Won’t have the staying power of the more legendary AoS memes, I’d wager.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:32 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy)
It means something in a narrow field - can be modeled by a probability distribution - but is being skin-suited now because it sounds scholastic while not being so.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (NkGvj)
From what I heard this morning, the Roman Empire was NOT founded on violence. They toured the countryside, sharing plant based meals with the locals, and vehemently rejected the notion of eating anyone's livestock.
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The Mongols brought cookies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (MoZTd)
It has fewer syllables that "centripetal" and doesn't sound like it has something to do with feet
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (xhaym)
Please get the cat checked for lung cancer. Their lives are short enough as it is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:34 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (ykeLU)
Liberal J6 staffers turn on Liz Cheney.
https://tinyurl.com/mpd2ktm
Cheney’s spokesman Jeremy Adler defended the focus on Trump and also blasted the staffers for submitting “subpar material” full of “liberal biases.”
Adler added, “Some staff have submitted subpar material for the report that reflects long-held liberal biases about federal law enforcement, Republicans, and sociological issues outside the scope of the Select Committee’s work. She won’t sign onto any ‘narrative’ that suggests Republicans are inherently racist or smears men and women in law enforcement, or suggests every American who believes God has blessed America is a white supremacist.”
Stop! I can't stand any more!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Vincent Bandersnatch Vega at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (e+csY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (MoZTd)
baked with the blood of the kids of their enemies. Ya know the Mongols were 1/2 Jewish, on their mother's side
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Irn0L)
It has fewer syllables that "centripetal" and doesn't sound like it has something to do with feet
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (xhaym)
Sorta like “ epistemological” - which never caught on.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (xhaym)
At least we know they were modern. As opposed to the old style Truscans.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (Irn0L)
It's the perfect dodge for laying blame.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (ykeLU)
Ya know the Mongols were 1/2 Jewish, on their mother's side
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Irn0L)
___________
No raping, pillaging and burning on Shabbos.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (4svuj)
Of course. I'm not sure which year, though.
Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (CaJIi)
Of course. I'm not sure which year, though.
Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (CaJIi)
Perfect answer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (ykeLU)
We corrupted what God created.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (h0EzO)
I don't know if corrupted is the right word. What we did was, whether one views it as evolution or eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, we became sentient, and with that came selfishness. It was more or less inevitable, as ALL beings are designed with self-preservation at its core.
Which means, as sentient beings, we have a responsibility to develop BEYOND self-preservation, keeping it as part of who we are, and recognizing that other beings have a right to life, liberty, and that ol' pursuit of happiness thing.
We have a built in penchant for violence, in other words. The challenge is to keep it from being used solely as a means to get what we want.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2022 12:39 PM (uO+/l)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:40 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (Irn0L)
I once had a screaming fight with my sister over the French Revolution at a holiday party. That's who we are.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:41 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 24, 2022 12:41 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Insomniac, briefly at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (II3Gr)
I hope you're with friends and warm and safe and drink a little too much and laugh until your face hurts.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (U2p+3)
“We’re human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we can stop it. We can admit that we’re killers . . . but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! Knowing that we’re not going to kill — today!”
Posted by: James T. Kirk at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (bs+z0)
Tremble in fear, fellow Morons, for the next question shalt be "Have You Put On Your Pants?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (a3Q+t)
And the scammers! If you lived in a flooded zone, no matter whether you got five feet or a half an inch, you could declare your car totaled no questions asked, so many took the insurance companies up on the offer.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I)
In the end, how do we know it is epistemological?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (xhaym)
Sitting at Mom's waiting for the rest of the family, who are always late. God bless 'em.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (WIBSw)
That's awesome. I expect to be invited next time. For the record, I'm on Team Robespierre.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I)
In the end, how do we know it is epistemological?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (xhaym)
Well done!
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (D+KTL)
Knowing that we’re not going to kill — today!”
Posted by: James T. Kirk at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl)
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It's what I say when I wake up every morning. "I'm not going to kill anyone today." And it works!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I)
In the end, how do we know it is epistemological?
Whoa!
Posted by: Keanu Reaves at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl)
Sitting at Mom's waiting for the rest of the family, who are always late. God bless 'em.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (WIBSw)
Ah - The Baptist Curse!!
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM
To be fair, the fill-in-the-blank each month is pretty random.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (ykeLU)
I don't know about that, but today MY house is the munchhausen!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (87Ur0)
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:46 PM (nBhwo)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:46 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (S+r/p)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (KYKwc)
Posted by: FDR (I was kind of a big deal) at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (CaJIi)
Yeah? But put a quartet of these idiots together and you get the Stochastic Four!
Posted by: Boswell at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: BurtTC
I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (WIBSw)
That's awesome. I expect to be invited next time. For the record, I'm on Team Robespierre.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl)
I'm on team mutual destruction.
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:48 PM (nBhwo)
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:48 PM (nBhwo)
That's "Mutual Assured Destruction" MAD
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:49 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:49 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:40 PM (Vr12I)
In a sense, yeah. Original sin is the point at which we recognize we don't HAVE to do what we're told. We can do what we want, what feels good. To us.
We're born into it, in the sense that we're all going to use it, and our sins will be as multi and varied as our imaginations allow... until we realize there's something more important than doing what I want.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:49 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM
When you can insert it in a sentence randomly, it will be time for you to leave.
Posted by: Master Po at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (flINI)
I sure hope you meant that stochastically, but I didn't see a /stoch tag.
Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (nBhwo)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (3cGpq)
Now off to a little bit of twisty hilly two lane country roads with the bike whilst Smash naps off the somnambulent carbohydrate comma.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
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Can't say I ever got salmonella for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (h0EzO)
No oven cleaning this year because i cleaned the oven right before Thanksgiving last year & blew out one of two electric elements in the process.
Took hours to recognize nothing was cooking on Thanksgiving day & needed outside help as to how to finish the turkey & a pie on a gas grill.
Got to go...working on twice baked sweet potatoes as seen on tv. Bet I can screw this up, too.
Posted by: Lola at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (nBhwo)
Posted by: Afghan Tending His Herd at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: BurtTC
I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (WIBSw)
A jargon word that signifies being part of a club. A club to which I do not want to belong.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (UOzPv)
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR)
The actual meaning is unimportant, the use is essential. It is essential that normies don't understand it because they are filthy uneducated proles.
That out of the way, I am looking forward to Thanksgiving, I have a lot to give thanks for. The forbearance of my friends and family for one.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)
Heh heh.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:53 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:53 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I)
Perhaps they can have the illusion of youth and beauty . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:54 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Lola at November 24, 2022 12:54 PM (NIYa7)
If they want to have a war of polusyllabic neologisms I welcome the challenge!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:55 PM (ykeLU)
At least we know they were modern. As opposed to the old style Truscans.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (eOEVl)
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Now the iTruscans had apples and Internet. Remember that Noah had a cellphone according to an islamic imam.
Posted by: Ciampino - Idle is an annoying old goat at November 24, 2022 12:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (1G6YQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (D+KTL)
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Saw that one and another for anyone who gave their kids baby food.
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I)
Is that the stuff Bret Weinstein talks about, on the ends of cells that signify cancer growth?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (NWBBy)
That's awesome. I expect to be invited next time. For the record, I'm on Team Robespierre.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl)
So was my sister. The story of him being left to die on a table with his jaw shot away always brings a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (D+KTL)
********
Thanks, giving - a limerick
At, their fine, Thanksgiving-a-rama
A charming, young, girl, and, her momma
Overused, punctuation,
With, repeated, hesitation,
They had, tryptophan-induced, comma!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (ykeLU)
Does anyone remember "Brownian Motion?" That's the seemingly random motion of particles in a gas or liquid. That is stochastic. You can't model the movement of individual particles, but you can get close to them as a group, including knowing their energy.
The Left...what can't they fuck up?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (XIJ/X)
It's what they blamers have longed for.
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (fub56)
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR)
But that's not important right now.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (D+KTL)
Tears for Fears wrote a song about it.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:59 PM (Vr12I)
It was a tradition that on the day before Thanksgiving, the American families cooked and provided the items for a traditional American Thanksgiving meal. And the Italian children put on a play at the school to explain and show the meaning of the American Thanksgiving holiday. Rather touching for everyone, and I am glad that we did it.
Then.......we all sat down together, said Grace, and ate.
The Italian families had an inordinate fondness for the canned cranberry, and the Nuns would pick the turkey carcasses down to nothing but bones in nothing flat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 12:59 PM (uLr+K)
"I remember,
that Tranny with no member,
but he'd swallow..."
Posted by: Boswell at November 24, 2022 01:00 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (1G6YQ)
"orthography recapitulates philology"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 12:59 PM (uLr+K)
Good times. A good posting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Qzn2/)
Nonsense. It's the study of animal droppings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 01:03 PM (XIJ/X)
When she came to the US, she had the clothes on her back and a nursing degree with a working knowledge of English.
Thanksgiving is her favorite day of the year. She and her Irish husband and their six kids celebrate for a week and invite everyone they know to join them in food and drink and happiness.
Here's to you, Adriana!
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 01:03 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (D+KTL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Qzn2/)
If Alex Hamilton had been better at epistemology than A.A. Ron Burr, he'd still be here.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (NWBBy)
I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (WIBSw)
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Just use it stochastically in your everyday speech.
Posted by: Ciampino -- Idle is an annoying old goat at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero
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I do.
Other Christians do also.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (D+KTL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Qzn2/)
Its a hard study, when you can't figure out the time or the place.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (UOzPv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (VwHCD)
Entropy.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (ykeLU)
That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)
And crucifying the first ten people they met as a warning and example to the others.
Posted by: Shirley McClain at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (O6NhO)
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (Qzn2/)
Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy
Biden: "Number two, the idea - the idea we still allow semiautomatic weapons to be purchased is sick. It's just sick. It has no, no social redeeming value. Zero. None. Not a single, solitary rationale for it except profit for the gun manufacturers."
whitehouse.gov https://t.co/HEMwVD6IRI
Remarks by President Biden After Visiting With Local Firefighters | The White House
9:45 AM · Nov 24, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Cicero
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I do.
Other Christians do also.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (h0EzO)
Been on my mind a lot, of late, SMH.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (Vr12I)
It was quite possibly the best kept secret of Sea Duty of its time.
We will cherish it for the rest of our lives, and continue to remain in close contact with our old Italian neighbors. And Christmas.......no words to describe the sense of family and caring there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (D+KTL)
The old sayings are the best:
Politics, from the Greek words "poli" meaning many, and "tics," meaning blood sucking pests.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (4svuj)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (ykeLU)
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*bonk bonk on the head*
LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (nBhwo)
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My Daughter feeds 6 kittens born in Chili's parking lot. We have way too many to bring them home. They are very skittish but come out of the stormdrain to greet her with tails up. The Mum was there in the beginning but we haven't seen her for a while so is probably gone.
Posted by: Ciampino --- Idle is an annoying old goat at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: kraken
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It's always on my mind, especially when I read the headlines, and I pray that He comes back soon.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: Eromero
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The sooner, the better.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:11 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)
And crucifying the first ten people they met as a warning and example to the others.
Posted by: Shirley McClain at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (O6NhO)
Well that's just good business sense, that is.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:11 PM (NWBBy)
Happy and blessed Thanksgiving Day to all.
Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (AmoqO)
Firearms Policy Coalition
@gunpolicy
Biden: "Number two, the idea - the idea we still allow semiautomatic weapons to be purchased is sick. It's just sick. It has no, no social redeeming value. Zero. None. Not a single, solitary rationale for it except profit for the gun manufacturers."
whitehouse.gov https://t.co/HEMwVD6IRI
Remarks by President Biden After Visiting With Local Firefighters | The White House
9:45 AM · Nov 24, 2022
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (MFZ8i)
This is why you can NEVER negotiate with communists, muslims, or democrats. Ya give them an inch and they want the whole enchilada
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (Irn0L)
That's always been the play. Mag fed, semi-auto, is their end game.
Until they get it. Then they'll shit over long mag shotguns. And most absolutely will shit ... with good reason ... at what I can do with a lever action rifle with a load gate and a scout scope.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (JtCHm)
https://tinyurl.com/35h64kth (Nitter)
(How do you like dem margins, CBD?!)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (ykeLU)
Actually there was a guy who got hit in the head with an IBM Selectric Typing Element (the golf-ball thing in the Selectric instead of keys) when someone threw it across the room during Office Machines Class. It embossed his head for a while
"Phenology DID recapitulate Typography"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (tA1/w)
"Phenology DID recapitulate Typography"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym)
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I'll bet to his co-workers he's now a font of wisdom.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (zGaBX)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
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Can't say I ever got salmonella for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (h0EzO)
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Would you like salmonella for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Ciampino - any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qfLjt)
How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Miklos will make a big pot and thank you again at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (UK1vv)
I love them!
Seriously...thank you. More and more people read on their phones, and because the system is archaic, when the margins get blown it makes it difficult for them to read the blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (XIJ/X)
every 2 years, I take apart my double oven and sandblast it
actually, I use glass shot so not to harm the porcelain
works like, fantastic
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (us2H3)
that is how they intend to use it though ... our individual (particles) anti-Woke "free speech" can't be tracked to specific violence, but they know overall (because they know "science", and our "energy" is evil, theirs is good) so our energetic speech is tied to all violence. A premise of Wokism the Religion.
Pretty big false premise, better summed up as "your speech is violence, our violence is speech". (But as with the 2Weeks of Hate, it is the Woke anti-Americanism speech that is causing division, so stochastic violence is Orwellian, as they use it)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2022 01:16 PM (Cus5s)
Thank you for helping the cats and kittens. God bless you and your families.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Floridachick at November 24, 2022 01:17 PM (b9Sq7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:17 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 24, 2022 01:18 PM (S7une)
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: BurtTC
stochastic: antithetical shibboleth
Posted by: mikeski at November 24, 2022 01:19 PM (SAZcU)
We must all sacrifice for the greater good.
Posted by: The FJB Junta at November 24, 2022 01:19 PM (Xrfse)
Nice to know our logistics and planning are nearly as good as Putin's.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 24, 2022 01:19 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K)
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You would think that an aircraft carrier could dock in any port and take all the cranberry sauce it needed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
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Can't say I ever got salmonella for Thanksgiving.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (h0EzO)
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Would you like salmonella for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Ciampino - any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qfLjt)
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Also listeria, E. coli, and Clostridium botulinum are available at no extra cost.
Posted by: Ciampino -- any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos thinks this version of Scrabble is FUN at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Marine ratched is going to his girlfriend's parents house for Thanksgiving. It will be his first proper turkey dinner since before boot camp. In Okinawa, they ran out of cafeteria passes, so he had Taco Bell that he had to walk to because they weren't allowed off base due to Covid restrictions.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 01:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)
I'm uncertain about how to pronounce hegemony. I say hedge-emeny but I worry it's pronounced heggenemy.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (Qzn2/)
You were so busy trying to figure out whether you could, nobody stopped to ask if you should!
Posted by: Lt. Cmdr Jeff Goldblum at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (WIBSw)
Posted by: Cicero
What shit this
Posted by: Somali Pirates at November 24, 2022 01:23 PM (NOVDU)
Canaan Auto Supply
50 squares, 20 bucks a square
a charity thing
call them, atm they got a Winchester xrp 6.5 creedmore camo
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:23 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Lookin' at you, Elon at November 24, 2022 01:24 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy)
I'm uncertain about how to pronounce hegemony. I say hedge-emeny but I worry it's pronounced heggenemy.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV)
I think the smart people say "hedge EM eny." But I prefer "HE gah moany."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:24 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:24 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3)
Endeavor to persevere!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ykeLU)
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (xhaym)
I remember being underway on USS First-Ship during Thanksgiving. Small crew on the old FF-1052 Knox class Frigates, and a small Mess Decks.
We all who were not in watch gathered on the Mess Decks, the words were said, the blessing was given over a beautiful roast turkey. Possibly the finest roast turkey I had seen in years.
Then the turkey was gathered up and wisked off to the Officers Wardroom, and they brought out the turkey loaf for us enlisted folks.
But we at least had enough canned cranberry sauce.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:26 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Kindltot
Barefoot?
I guess tatami flip-flops OK, because cold
Posted by: Traditional MAGA Uncle Miklos at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (NOVDU)
Assuming Epstein island was the blackmailing operation it appeared to be...
And assuming billionaires prefer funding politicians they can control...
Eventually only sex criminals will be in top political jobs."
scott adams twitter thang.
But maybe it is CIA/Mossad/? running Epstein, and the billionaires are also being controlled? by ? the DeepState Mafia? idk, it is a hydra. China seems to have a lot of control as well.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
nope, got about 50-60 sprouts already to devour
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Kindltot
Is that a line from an old Korean spiritual?
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Traditional MAGA Uncle Miklos at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (NOVDU)
Slippers because she doesn't do bare feet.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Miklos expects Brownie Points at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (NOVDU)
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The chair is against the wall
I say again, the chair is against the wall
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:29 PM (Qzn2/)
Hence, why I still marvel ... still, after all these years ... at the folks that still scream "Back the Blue" and "Vote Harder".
They just don't get it.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:30 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: Kindltot
So.
Guessing not pregnant neither.
Posted by: Miklos is tolerant and accepting on many cultural and Lifestyle matters at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (NOVDU)
But we at least had enough canned cranberry sauce.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:26 PM (uLr+K)
One time they commandeered our day room for a Christmas party for the kids of the married men. Brought in a nice turkey for a feast, and then "Santa" showed up to give out presents.
We went in while everyone's back was turned and stole the turkey. Took it to one of our rooms, and were about to dig in when... a knock on the door.
Not everyone's back was turned, apparently. It was the company CQ, and apparently one of the wives told him if we returned the turkey, nothing further would be said about it. I thought that was nice of her.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (xhaym)
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The chair is against the wall
I say again, the chair is against the wall"
JT's Birdbath is frozen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (4svuj)
Thought that requires fermentation time.
Used to make in a large brown ceramic crock.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (zGaBX)
Posted by: Miklos Calling at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (NOVDU)
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The chair is against the wall
I say again, the chair is against the wall"
JT's Birdbath is frozen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (uLr+K)
The snow on the roof is melting.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:33 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:33 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Qzn2/)
It was just yesterday on the History Channel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Irn0L)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (us2H3)
Winter has been hard.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (eGTCV)
In Budapest, if you want kimchi, your pretty much have to make some.
When is Korean Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Miklos , like some, likes it Hot at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (NOVDU)
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Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, someone's in the kitchen I know-ow-ow-ow; Someone's in the kitchen with Dinaaaaah; Strummin' on the old banjo. . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Miklos , like some, likes it Hot at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (NOVDU)
Whenever that Fat Fuck in NK decides he wants it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (Irn0L)
Oven IS turned on, right?
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No, it's off since I have no clue how to cook.
Later.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (h0EzO)
Posted by: Miklos Calling at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (NOVDU)
Deep too.
Posted by: Confusing the Meme at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (Irn0L)
I wonder if it shit while under the range? Not like goats are housebroken.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (PRMaK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kim Jong-Il speaks TRUTH at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Rapmaster Lil Kim at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (zGaBX)
Later.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (h0EzO)
Heh, that's some first class snark.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (NWBBy)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (Wy1BU)
Have you checked the price of SPAM lately?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (PRMaK)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (tM5h4)
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No, it's off since I have no clue how to cook.
Later."
Come back!!!
There is a reason I asked.
*Hangs head sheepishly*
Yeh, I really thought it was on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (uLr+K)
Posted by: The Turkey Who Came In From the Cold at November 24, 2022 01:38 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Qzn2/)
It was just yesterday on the History Channel
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM
So soon after Pride Month?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:39 PM (D+KTL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I went long on Spam options back in April.
I tidy sum, I must say.
Posted by: Ed Grimley, savvy investor at November 24, 2022 01:39 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Kindltot
I can be there in five hours.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (U2p+3)
Officers Wives. During my time in, I often wished they would just issue those Karens the same silver or gold as their husbands. It would have made shit more simple.
Before the word "Karen" hit the public Gestalt - I understood the concept. Officers Wives.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (LUZhL)
ANOTHER KWANZAA VICTORY!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (zGaBX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (Qzn2/)
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I cast my lot with them. Thinking of all that berried treasure!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 24, 2022 01:42 PM (UK1vv)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2022 01:43 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: George Bailey at November 24, 2022 01:43 PM (5PeNQ)
Before the word "Karen" hit the public Gestalt - I understood the concept. Officers Wives.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (JtCHm)
If I recall, in this case it was the wife of an E6 or E7. She was alright. Had it been an officer's wife, we'd have been in the captain's office, with much paperwork involved.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (NWBBy)
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Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko
I always get Kwaanza and Cinco de Mayo mixed up
Posted by: Miklos, a parody of himself at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse)
Used to make in a large brown ceramic crock.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (zGaBX)
There are different types, she likes it crunchy so she will let it ferment a few days and start eating it right away.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:45 PM (xhaym)
After making he molded it a can so it looked like the canned stuff.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:45 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse)
I have one of those also..His day is Sunday.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:45 PM (Irn0L)
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Posted by: Gref
Yep. I recall.
However, I did gradumate from Kollidge with no debt.
Posted by: Miklos, the hermit who does not eat ze bugs at November 24, 2022 01:46 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at November 24, 2022 01:46 PM (QzPUP)
Posted by: Miklos , like some, likes it Hot at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (NOVDU)
Who cares, we are Americans.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (xhaym)
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The chair is against the wall
I say again, the chair is against the wall"
JT's Birdbath is frozen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice a
Not no mo'; it thaws during the day and freezes at nacht.
Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (T4tVD)
Back in my day ... I got hauled up to HQ at Aberdeen, MD. Because me and another dude split a six pack at the public lake, sitting on a bench, pulling 'em out of the plastic sack one at a time. The base commander's old lady just didn't like the looks of it.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:48 PM (4svuj)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:48 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse)
I have one of those also..His day is Sunday.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Does Home Depot sell "Bouncing Bettys"?
Posted by: Miklos, think late Saturday nite hijinx at November 24, 2022 01:50 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:51 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Eromero
You shoulda said earlier
Posted by: Miklos, Maitre de Many Multiplicitous Mollusks at November 24, 2022 01:52 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler?
Oh; poutine.....
Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (T4tVD)
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Same here, he knows the exact time I take a nap.
Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse)
I have one of those also..His day is Sunday.
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Same here, its any given day.
Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 01:54 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:54 PM (zGaBX)
Posted by: Kindltot
That would make the Pilgrims technically foreigners.
Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing by the river with one (1) citizenship at November 24, 2022 01:54 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Chuck Berry at November 24, 2022 01:55 PM (NOVDU)
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (4svuj)
Fire up a bigger thing. Maybe a fire pit ? Wood chipper ?
Or just go up and down her sidewalk, beer in hand, with your leaf blower. All. Fucking. Day.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (JtCHm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (UOzPv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:57 PM (uLr+K)
National Oyster Week or something?
Oysters and okra, yumm yumm
Posted by: Miklos is probably grossing some unfortunates out at November 24, 2022 01:59 PM (NOVDU)
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