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Happy Thanksgiving ace!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:10 PM (Wy1BU) 2
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2022 12:10 PM (u73oe) 3
Jinx
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 24, 2022 12:11 PM (u73oe) 4
Baby goats in celebration of a return to Twitter?
Posted by: blaster at November 24, 2022 12:12 PM (hEWkd) 5
I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm eh, who gives a shit... Whatever.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:12 PM (Wy1BU) 6
Baby goats should be roasted, not broiled. Too easy to burn 'em that way.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 24, 2022 12:13 PM (nfrXX) 7
Called the hordelings.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:14 PM (Wy1BU) 8
Kind of small. You have any bigger brothers?
Posted by: kitchen troll at November 24, 2022 12:14 PM (h5TKJ) 9
Goat
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (Qzn2/) 10
Cute little guy or gal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (Irn0L) 11
I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm eh, who gives a shit... Whatever.
Posted by: Madamemayhem *hands over The Good Shit* Posted by: Congratulatory Miklos at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (NOVDU) 12
Are Chinese buffets open for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (D+KTL) 13
It's as clean as it's gonna be.
I just assembled my green bean casserole, substituting Cream of Bacon soup for the gelatinous midwestern binder, and topped it with bacon pieces, Gruyère, and sliced almonds. Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (1G6YQ) 14
Happy Thanksgiving, boss.
The key to good goat is in the brining. Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (WD0jw) 15
Funny meme on Facebook.... SPAM carved in the shape of a turkey.... Text is Happy Bidengiving!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (Wy1BU) 16
Hey kid! What are you doing there?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (AuTCi) 17
I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm eh, who gives a shit... Whatever. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:12 PM (Wy1BU) ___________ The paparazzi, the red carpets, the screaming fans. The horrible life of the Firstists. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (MoZTd) 18
I hate eating cute animals
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (xhxe8) 19
Lisa "Coke Bear" Mookowski was declared the winner of AK Sentate race. Check out my shocked face ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (pNxlR) 20
What would you call a goat that is the Greatest Goat of All Time?
Posted by: Miklos has additional Questions at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (NOVDU) 21
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:17 PM (Qzn2/) 22
What would you call a goat that is the Greatest Goat of All Time?
Posted by: Miklos has additional Questions at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (NOVDU) --------- Sounds like a problem in recursion. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 12:17 PM (AuTCi) 23
Hope it's a good Thanksgiving for ya, ace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 12:17 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: huerfano at November 24, 2022 12:18 PM (dTFZY) 25
What would you call a goat that is the Greatest Goat of All Time? Posted by: Miklos has additional Questions I'm partial to Goaty McGoatface Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:18 PM (pNxlR) 26
Is that what happens when the dust bunnies mutate?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (ftFVW) 27
What would you call a goat that is the Greatest Goat of All Time?
Posted by: Miklos has additional Gogoat! There's a couple of guys waiting for him somewhere. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (Wy1BU) Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (Irn0L) 29
lol made my day!!!!
Posted by: observer at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (CSo64) Posted by: Miklos has several things, but no buns in the oven at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NOVDU) 31
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
And thank you, ace, for providing a space for those of us who aren't very popular with our own families. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (h0EzO) Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (1G6YQ) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (AuTCi) 34
Are Chinese buffets open for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (D+KTL) If I recall they tend to be open on Christmas, but not Thanksgiving. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy) 35
18 I hate eating cute animals
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (xhxe ![]() ------------- *chops off head with cleaver* Posted by: Darren McGavin's Maitre De at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (Qzn2/) 36
In the matter of IQ
A domestic turkey or Joy Reid? Posted by: Anna Puma Didja see Joy's Thanksgiving message? https://bit.ly/3U0PaJ3 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (FVME7) 37
Happy Thanksgiving, all!
Posted by: Dr Alice at November 24, 2022 12:20 PM (79O2/) 38
When I pulled my stove out I found about a carton of half-full packs of cigarettes and a lot of lighters. Damn cat.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (buTO7) 39
And thank you, ace, for providing a space for those of us who aren't very popular with our own families.
Seconded. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Xrfse) 40
Wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't hesitate to be That Uncle at dinner tonight. You know, the one who drinks his beer at laughs at the idiots arguing around the table. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Bd6X8) 41
stochastic goat appearance.
(predictable they will appear randomly, if you let then in your house.) Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Cus5s) 42
Are Chinese buffets open for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (D+KTL) If I recall they tend to be open on Christmas, but not Thanksgiving. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy) Jews tend to eat at family parties on Thanksgiving. Christmas not so much Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Irn0L) 43
Happy Thanksgiving ace. Endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Vr12I) 44
Lisa "Coke Bear" Mookowski was declared the winner of AK Sentate race.
Check out my shocked face ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (pNxlR) I know Alaska is lovely, but it's a political dumpster fire. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:22 PM (NWBBy) 45
Are you trying to get my goat?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:22 PM (63Dwl) 46
So soon after Fibonacci Day?
Posted by: Miklos has several things, but no buns in the oven And to think we're only like 3000 years away from gaining the next element in that sequence. Posted by: She Hobbit at November 24, 2022 12:22 PM (ftFVW) 47
Didja see Joy's Thanksgiving message?
https://bit.ly/3U0PaJ3 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (FVME7) "We are a country founded on violence." ---------- Who bitch this is? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:23 PM (Qzn2/) 48
If I recall they tend to be open on Christmas, but not Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy) Jews tend to eat at family parties on Thanksgiving. Christmas not so much Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Irn0L) Frankly, I never thought it was right for Christians to try to commandeer Thanksgiving. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (NWBBy) 49
We are a PLANET founded on violence.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (h0EzO) 51
I am in between hourly restoking of charcoal for my Weber kettle. Roasting the turkey on the grill this year. Converted my sister and her hubby to doing it this way. She used to cook the Turkey in a Bag method. Now she’s born again!!!
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:25 PM (Vr12I) 52
We are a PLANET founded on violence.
If it were not for violence, we'd all end up killing each other Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:25 PM (Irn0L) Posted by: Miklos attempts to assist at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NOVDU) 54
48 If I recall they tend to be open on Christmas, but not Thanksgiving.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (NWBBy) Jews tend to eat at family parties on Thanksgiving. Christmas not so much Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (Irn0L) Frankly, I never thought it was right for Christians to try to commandeer Thanksgiving. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (NWBBy) Eh, we get frisky sometimes, Burt. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (Vr12I) Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (h0EzO) 56
I'm switching out the traditional turkey for roadrunner this year.
*lights rocket-powered roller skates* Posted by: The Coyote at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (Qzn2/) 57
We are a PLANET founded on violence.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:24 PM (63Dwl) From what I heard this morning, the Roman Empire was NOT founded on violence. They toured the countryside, sharing plant based meals with the locals, and vehemently rejected the notion of eating anyone's livestock. That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy) 58
No words for how stupid Joy is
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe8) 59
SMH - never done a dry brine before on a turkey. We have ours coming out of it’s wet brine now, J is in charge of it, I stay out of the way. Safer for all.
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (ZdaMQ) 60
Both of us are taking it easy today after having hosted the gKids for a sleepover the night before last. They are early risers -- before 6 AM -- and they insist that we share the joy of that experience. I adjudicated as they played together outside. They dug a lot and moved their "resources" from one cache to the next. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (pNxlR) 61
58 No words for how stupid Joy is
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe ![]() Stochastically stupid???? Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I) 62
If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be living in Paradise. (Pictures oriental Adam and Eve, snake on barbecue spit. God's hand emerging from cloud giving 'thumbs up'.)
And, yes, i REFUSE to prep in a cluttered work space. Cranberry sauce made, pan de sol made, sweet potatoes made. Turkey bird on smoker. Sourdough slowly rising. I rinsed the bird last nite of brine and put on cold grill to drain, dry. Then worried all nite the coons would get into the smoker. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (3Or4S) 63
Wrong.
We corrupted what God created. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (h0EzO) ----------- The Serpent set me up! Posted by: Eve at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Qzn2/) 64
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace. Thanks for the smile.
Kitchen's clean. We won't discuss the oven. It's not self-cleaning. Have a great day, my friend. Posted by: creeper at November 24, 2022 12:28 PM (a+POy) 65
Meal is still a couple hours away....Imma have a "French Connection."
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (AwYPR) 66
Have my flag out since this is a American holiday
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (xhxe8) 67
No words for how stupid Joy is
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe Stochastically stupid???? Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I) I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy) 68
Baby goat is probably the under the oven cleaner
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (xhxe8) 69
Check your electric can openers, guys. The front part comes off and needs frequent cleaning. Got nailed by the Nebraska Department of Health for a health violation on that damn near fifty years ago, and I've never forgottten. Other than that, may you all have gloriously gluttonous Thanksgivings.
Eris: Thanks for mentioning the Cream of Bacon soup. Never heard of it before. But since the XO works right next to a major grocery store, I think I go shopping once a quarter or so. Gonna mention it today to the Sabin offspring who are constantly engaged in a foodie one upsmanship. I bet it'll show up at Christmas. Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (EatM3) 70
What is your lo carb dessert, Ace?
And can one still lapse into a lo carb coma on feast day? Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:19 PM (1G6YQ) What percentage of the Horde will be in a turkey coma later today? Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (eGTCV) 71
Quiet here right now. Wife, kids, and grandkids down at the dock crappie fishing. Bought them some worms, in case they aren’t biting. The blugill are always hungry.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (Vr12I) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (D+KTL) 73
I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy) ----------- It happened when "intersectional" lost its mystique. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (Qzn2/) 74
When I pulled my stove out I found about a carton of half-full packs of cigarettes and a lot of lighters. Damn cat.
Posted by: Jimco Industries at November 24, 2022 12:21 PM (buTO7) sounds like kitty is saving your life. Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (NkGvj) 75
That's nice, kraken.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (h0EzO) 76
Mmmmm...roast lamb!
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (Rbu5d) 77
China buffet I tend to frequent is open until 7pm tonight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:30 PM (D+KTL) That's for the people who get into a fight at the family move and walk out. I've been in that position before Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (Irn0L) 78
Once those things get in it is hard to get them out. Tent and fumigate is what finally does the trick.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (xhaym) 79
Mmmm...roast kid!
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at November 24, 2022 12:32 PM (Rbu5d) 80
67 No words for how stupid Joy is
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (xhxe Stochastically stupid???? Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:27 PM (Vr12I) I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy) Meme of the week, near as I can figure. Won’t have the staying power of the more legendary AoS memes, I’d wager. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:32 PM (Vr12I) 81
I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:29 PM (NWBBy) It means something in a narrow field - can be modeled by a probability distribution - but is being skin-suited now because it sounds scholastic while not being so. Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (NkGvj) 82
From what I heard this morning, the Roman Empire was NOT founded on violence. They toured the countryside, sharing plant based meals with the locals, and vehemently rejected the notion of eating anyone's livestock. ____________ The Mongols brought cookies. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (MoZTd) 83
No one knows what stochastic actually means, but it is sciency and can be used wherever you want to sound smart.
It has fewer syllables that "centripetal" and doesn't sound like it has something to do with feet Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (xhaym) 84
When I pulled my stove out I found about a carton of half-full packs of cigarettes and a lot of lighters. Damn cat.
Please get the cat checked for lung cancer. Their lives are short enough as it is. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 24, 2022 12:34 PM (Bd6X8) 85
Thanks ace. I hope your turkey is not too chuy!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (ykeLU) 86
Bahahahahaha.
Liberal J6 staffers turn on Liz Cheney. https://tinyurl.com/mpd2ktm Cheney’s spokesman Jeremy Adler defended the focus on Trump and also blasted the staffers for submitting “subpar material” full of “liberal biases.” Adler added, “Some staff have submitted subpar material for the report that reflects long-held liberal biases about federal law enforcement, Republicans, and sociological issues outside the scope of the Select Committee’s work. She won’t sign onto any ‘narrative’ that suggests Republicans are inherently racist or smears men and women in law enforcement, or suggests every American who believes God has blessed America is a white supremacist.” Stop! I can't stand any more! Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (eOEVl) Posted by: Vincent Bandersnatch Vega at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (e+csY) 88
The Mongols brought cookies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (MoZTd) baked with the blood of the kids of their enemies. Ya know the Mongols were 1/2 Jewish, on their mother's side Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Irn0L) 89
83 No one knows what stochastic actually means, but it is sciency and can be used wherever you want to sound smart.
It has fewer syllables that "centripetal" and doesn't sound like it has something to do with feet Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:33 PM (xhaym) Sorta like “ epistemological” - which never caught on. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I) 90
the Etruscans showed them how to fold napkins
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (xhaym) 91
the Etruscans showed them how to fold napkins
At least we know they were modern. As opposed to the old style Truscans. Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (eOEVl) 92
Ugly grey Uniforms or are the Lions saying they are Confederate Rebels?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (Irn0L) 93
Stochastic means that when a weather forecaster predicts a 50% chance of rain tomorrow you can't prove him wrong.
It's the perfect dodge for laying blame. Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (ykeLU) 94
Ya know the Mongols were 1/2 Jewish, on their mother's side Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Irn0L) ___________ No raping, pillaging and burning on Shabbos. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (MoZTd) 95
Somebody's gonna be cleaning the bathroom if I eat any of this jalapino/cranberry dip.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (4svuj) 96
Have You Cleaned Your Oven and Food Preparation Area?
Of course. I'm not sure which year, though. Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (CaJIi) 97
Have You Cleaned Your Oven and Food Preparation Area?
Of course. I'm not sure which year, though. Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:37 PM (CaJIi) Perfect answer Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (Irn0L) 98
'Stochastic' is this month's "Munchausen syndrome by fill-in-the-blank".
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (ykeLU) 99
Wrong.
We corrupted what God created. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (h0EzO) I don't know if corrupted is the right word. What we did was, whether one views it as evolution or eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge, we became sentient, and with that came selfishness. It was more or less inevitable, as ALL beings are designed with self-preservation at its core. Which means, as sentient beings, we have a responsibility to develop BEYOND self-preservation, keeping it as part of who we are, and recognizing that other beings have a right to life, liberty, and that ol' pursuit of happiness thing. We have a built in penchant for violence, in other words. The challenge is to keep it from being used solely as a means to get what we want. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (NWBBy) 100
Lucky Charms. They're stochasticly delicious.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2022 12:39 PM (63Dwl) 101
Happy Thanksgiving Ace!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 24, 2022 12:39 PM (uO+/l) 102
I heard someone say the basis of Original Sin was Self- Awreness. That made me uncomfortable, so I just surfed the Net instead of thinking about it.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:40 PM (Vr12I) 103
That's for the people who get into a fight at the family move and walk out. I've been in that position before
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:31 PM (Irn0L) I once had a screaming fight with my sister over the French Revolution at a holiday party. That's who we are. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:41 PM (xhaym) Posted by: screaming in digital at November 24, 2022 12:41 PM (pkAcY) 105
Happy Thanksgiving, morons. Hope everyone has a good day.
Posted by: Insomniac, briefly at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (II3Gr) 106
Happy Thanksgiving, ace.
I hope you're with friends and warm and safe and drink a little too much and laugh until your face hurts. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (U2p+3) 107
“We’re human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we can stop it. We can admit that we’re killers . . . but we’re not going to kill today. That’s all it takes! Knowing that we’re not going to kill — today!” Posted by: James T. Kirk at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl) 108
Happy Thanksgiving day everyone..
Posted by: It's me donna at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (bs+z0) 109
Have You Cleaned Your Oven and Food Preparation Area?
Tremble in fear, fellow Morons, for the next question shalt be "Have You Put On Your Pants?" Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (a3Q+t) 110
Dinner alfresco on the avenue this afternoon, then we'll drive Gulf Shore Drive to witness the hurricane damage here in Naples. Neighbor told us yesterday (we just arrived) that over 400K cars were totaled.
And the scammers! If you lived in a flooded zone, no matter whether you got five feet or a half an inch, you could declare your car totaled no questions asked, so many took the insurance companies up on the offer. Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (KiBMU) 111
Sorta like “ epistemological” - which never caught on.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I) In the end, how do we know it is epistemological? Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (xhaym) 112
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace and the rest of the horde.
Sitting at Mom's waiting for the rest of the family, who are always late. God bless 'em. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (WIBSw) 113
I once had a screaming fight with my sister over the French Revolution at a holiday party. That's who we are.
That's awesome. I expect to be invited next time. For the record, I'm on Team Robespierre. Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl) 114
111 Sorta like “ epistemological” - which never caught on.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I) In the end, how do we know it is epistemological? Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (xhaym) Well done! Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (Vr12I) 115
Well I am slinging words at the word processor today. And to reach 50k words, need to be writing about 2,300 a day until the 30th.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (D+KTL) 116
Knowing that we’re not going to kill — today!” Posted by: James T. Kirk at November 24, 2022 12:42 PM (63Dwl) _________ It's what I say when I wake up every morning. "I'm not going to kill anyone today." And it works! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (MoZTd) 117
Sorta like “ epistemological” - which never caught on.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:35 PM (Vr12I) In the end, how do we know it is epistemological? Whoa! Posted by: Keanu Reaves at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl) 118
112 Happy Thanksgiving, Ace and the rest of the horde.
Sitting at Mom's waiting for the rest of the family, who are always late. God bless 'em. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:43 PM (WIBSw) Ah - The Baptist Curse!! Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (Vr12I) 119
'Stochastic' is this month's "Munchausen syndrome by fill-in-the-blank".
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM To be fair, the fill-in-the-blank each month is pretty random. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t) 120
'Stochastic' is this month's "Munchausen syndrome by fill-in-the-blank".
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:38 PM (ykeLU) I don't know about that, but today MY house is the munchhausen! Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (NWBBy) 121
The lefts use of "stochastic" is idiocy. At the very heart of the concept is randomness, and therefore trying to apply it to something specific is idiocy
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 24, 2022 12:45 PM (87Ur0) 122
I'm not a big goat fan but that was cuteness overload.
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:46 PM (nBhwo) 123
It's turkey time!!!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:46 PM (eOEVl) 124
Happy Thanksgiving, morons!!
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (S+r/p) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (KYKwc) 126
The only thing we have to fear is...stochastic tweets themselves!
Posted by: FDR (I was kind of a big deal) at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (CaJIi) 127
>>The lefts use of "stochastic" is idiocy. At the very heart of the concept is randomness, and therefore trying to apply it to something specific is idiocy
Yeah? But put a quartet of these idiots together and you get the Stochastic Four! Posted by: Boswell at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (+Cgut) 128
I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (WIBSw) 129
I once had a screaming fight with my sister over the French Revolution at a holiday party. That's who we are.
That's awesome. I expect to be invited next time. For the record, I'm on Team Robespierre. Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl) I'm on team mutual destruction. Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:48 PM (nBhwo) 130
I'm on team mutual destruction.
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:48 PM (nBhwo) That's "Mutual Assured Destruction" MAD Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:49 PM (Irn0L) 131
Here's looking at you, kid!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:49 PM (ykeLU) 132
I heard someone say the basis of Original Sin was Self- Awreness. That made me uncomfortable, so I just surfed the Net instead of thinking about it.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:40 PM (Vr12I) In a sense, yeah. Original sin is the point at which we recognize we don't HAVE to do what we're told. We can do what we want, what feels good. To us. We're born into it, in the sense that we're all going to use it, and our sins will be as multi and varied as our imaginations allow... until we realize there's something more important than doing what I want. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:49 PM (NWBBy) 133
I am hoping that “ Teleological” makes a resurgence in everyday usage.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I) 134
I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM When you can insert it in a sentence randomly, it will be time for you to leave. Posted by: Master Po at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (a3Q+t) 135
Happy Salmonella Day e'erone!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (flINI) 136
Tremble in fear, fellow Morons, for the next question shalt be "Have You Put On Your Pants?"
I sure hope you meant that stochastically, but I didn't see a /stoch tag. Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Sv58p) 137
I'm off to give the stray cats their thanksgiving dinner. Everyone have the best day you can. It's really up to you.
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (nBhwo) 138
I generally keep one of those humane multi-goat live traps under my oven. Where you see one you can bet there are 10 more.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (ykeLU) 139
Okay the horde expanded my knowledge today as I had to look up epistemology; Whether I will remember "theory of knowledge" as the definition next week is a mystery.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (3cGpq) 140
All done T-Day Lunch, KP duties are completed, and the kitchen and cooking surfaces have been readied for the next meal prep. Smash, as usual, has outdone herself on food quality, flavor, and quantity. Lots of left overs for sammiches and other yummy stuff.
Now off to a little bit of twisty hilly two lane country roads with the bike whilst Smash naps off the somnambulent carbohydrate comma. Posted by: BifBewalski at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (3CCua) 141
Happy Salmonella Day e'erone!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report ___ Can't say I ever got salmonella for Thanksgiving. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (h0EzO) 142
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace.
No oven cleaning this year because i cleaned the oven right before Thanksgiving last year & blew out one of two electric elements in the process. Took hours to recognize nothing was cooking on Thanksgiving day & needed outside help as to how to finish the turkey & a pie on a gas grill. Got to go...working on twice baked sweet potatoes as seen on tv. Bet I can screw this up, too. Posted by: Lola at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (NIYa7) Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (nBhwo) 144
That goat belongs in the oven, not under it
Posted by: Afghan Tending His Herd at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (flINI) 145
I see our scores on the Stochastic Aptitude Test are improving.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t) 146
I don't understand how or why this word, stochastic, became a thing, and I don't think I want to know.
Posted by: BurtTC I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (WIBSw) A jargon word that signifies being part of a club. A club to which I do not want to belong. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (NWBBy) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (UOzPv) 148
comma? sounds serious.
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR) 149
Stochastic is a form of literary pud-whacking done to prove the speaker/writer is more deeply read into the subject than the reader.
The actual meaning is unimportant, the use is essential. It is essential that normies don't understand it because they are filthy uneducated proles. That out of the way, I am looking forward to Thanksgiving, I have a lot to give thanks for. The forbearance of my friends and family for one. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (xhaym) 150
145 I see our scores on the Stochastic Aptitude Test are improving.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (a3Q+t) Heh heh. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:53 PM (Vr12I) 151
Well going to head over to my Aunt's for Thanksgiving, if warm and bike worked would ride that
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 12:53 PM (xhxe8) 152
I am hoping that “ Teleological” makes a resurgence in everyday usage.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I) Perhaps they can have the illusion of youth and beauty . . . Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:54 PM (xhaym) 153
There's Cream of Bacon soup?!
Posted by: Lola at November 24, 2022 12:54 PM (NIYa7) 154
From henceforth anybody using stochastic in a tweet shall be subjected to a transsphenoidal hypophysectomy.
If they want to have a war of polusyllabic neologisms I welcome the challenge! Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:55 PM (ykeLU) 155
91 the Etruscans showed them how to fold napkins
At least we know they were modern. As opposed to the old style Truscans. Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:36 PM (eOEVl) ---- Now the iTruscans had apples and Internet. Remember that Noah had a cellphone according to an islamic imam. Posted by: Ciampino - Idle is an annoying old goat at November 24, 2022 12:55 PM (qfLjt) 156
What happened to "guerilla ontology"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (1G6YQ) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (D+KTL) 158
Some law firm is trying to start a class action suit against Tylenol for causing autism.
===== Saw that one and another for anyone who gave their kids baby food. Posted by: mustbequantum at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (MIKMs) 159
I will say this - the HQ has some of the sharpest pencils in the box. If we weren’t such an Irish style rabble, we would rule the world!!!
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (Vr12I) 160
I am hoping that “ Teleological” makes a resurgence in everyday usage.
Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (Vr12I) Is that the stuff Bret Weinstein talks about, on the ends of cells that signify cancer growth? Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (NWBBy) 161
That's awesome. I expect to be invited next time. For the record, I'm on Team Robespierre. Posted by: Archimedes at November 24, 2022 12:44 PM (eOEVl) So was my sister. The story of him being left to die on a table with his jaw shot away always brings a tear to my eye. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (xhaym) 162
You mean "rue the world"
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (D+KTL) 163
comma? sounds serious.
******** Thanks, giving - a limerick At, their fine, Thanksgiving-a-rama A charming, young, girl, and, her momma Overused, punctuation, With, repeated, hesitation, They had, tryptophan-induced, comma! Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (ykeLU) 164
Stochastic is a good word, stolen by idiots.
Does anyone remember "Brownian Motion?" That's the seemingly random motion of particles in a gas or liquid. That is stochastic. You can't model the movement of individual particles, but you can get close to them as a group, including knowing their energy. The Left...what can't they fuck up? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (XIJ/X) 165
'Stochastic" is another way to say "action at a distance".
It's what they blamers have longed for. Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (OaZlZ) 166
Happy Thanksgiving Horde!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (fub56) 167
comma? sounds serious.
Posted by: BignJames at November 24, 2022 12:52 PM (AwYPR) But that's not important right now. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:58 PM (NWBBy) 168
162 You mean "rue the world"
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 12:57 PM (D+KTL) Tears for Fears wrote a song about it. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 12:59 PM (Vr12I) 169
Back when we were stationed in Gaeta Italy, Little VIA and many of his Pre-school/Kindergarten attended the local Catholic school
It was a tradition that on the day before Thanksgiving, the American families cooked and provided the items for a traditional American Thanksgiving meal. And the Italian children put on a play at the school to explain and show the meaning of the American Thanksgiving holiday. Rather touching for everyone, and I am glad that we did it. Then.......we all sat down together, said Grace, and ate. The Italian families had an inordinate fondness for the canned cranberry, and the Nuns would pick the turkey carcasses down to nothing but bones in nothing flat. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 12:59 PM (uLr+K) 170
New Broadway play: The Stochastics!
"I remember, that Tranny with no member, but he'd swallow..." Posted by: Boswell at November 24, 2022 01:00 PM (+Cgut) 171
Meh, epistemology is a legitimate word for modes of finding truth but it does sound a little overblown when used in normal conversation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Qzn2/) 172
What happened to "guerilla ontology"?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 24, 2022 12:56 PM (1G6YQ) "orthography recapitulates philology" Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (xhaym) 173
The Italian families had an inordinate fondness for the canned cranberry, and the Nuns would pick the turkey carcasses down to nothing but bones in nothing flat.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 12:59 PM (uLr+K) Good times. A good posting Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Irn0L) Posted by: Axeman at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (OaZlZ) 175
I like eschatology. Nobody knows what it means.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Qzn2/) 176
I like eschatology. Nobody knows what it means.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Qzn2/) Nonsense. It's the study of animal droppings. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 01:03 PM (XIJ/X) 177
I have a friend who grew up in 1970-80 Poland.
When she came to the US, she had the clothes on her back and a nursing degree with a working knowledge of English. Thanksgiving is her favorite day of the year. She and her Irish husband and their six kids celebrate for a week and invite everyone they know to join them in food and drink and happiness. Here's to you, Adriana! Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 01:03 PM (U2p+3) Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (D+KTL) 179
Meh, epistemology is a legitimate word for modes of finding truth but it does sound a little overblown when used in normal conversation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:00 PM (Qzn2/) If Alex Hamilton had been better at epistemology than A.A. Ron Burr, he'd still be here. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (NWBBy) 180
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I looked it up and I still don't understand it well enough to use in a sentence. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 12:47 PM (WIBSw) ---- Just use it stochastically in your everyday speech. Posted by: Ciampino -- Idle is an annoying old goat at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (qfLjt) 181
I like eschatology. Nobody knows what it means.
Posted by: Cicero ___ I do. Other Christians do also. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (h0EzO) 182
Scatology is the study of Congress
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (D+KTL) 183
I like eschatology. Nobody knows what it means.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:02 PM (Qzn2/) Its a hard study, when you can't figure out the time or the place. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:05 PM (xhaym) 184
Hmm, the oven and the entire room is new. Its can't get any cleaner, and will probably never be this clean again. Now starts the long slide from flawless to old.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (VwHCD) 185
James Woods blocked @THE_Fartclam. I didn't even say anything bad. I guess I should feel honored that the man read my reply and thought enough to block me. I just don't know what pissed him off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (UOzPv) 186
184 Hmm, the oven and the entire room is new. Its can't get any cleaner, and will probably never be this clean again. Now starts the long slide from flawless to old.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (VwHCD) Entropy. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 01:07 PM (Vr12I) 187
phrenology recapitulates topography
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (ykeLU) 188
From what I heard this morning, the Roman Empire was NOT founded on violence. They toured the countryside, sharing plant based meals with the locals, and vehemently rejected the notion of eating anyone's livestock.
That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy) And crucifying the first ten people they met as a warning and example to the others. Posted by: Shirley McClain at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (O6NhO) 189
Smoking two turkeys, one ham, and a bunch of my brain cells. Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (JtCHm) 190
I've spent my adult life in a Sisyphean battle against entropy. I'm losing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (Qzn2/) 191
Biden now calling for a ban on all semiautomatic weapons.
Firearms Policy Coalition @gunpolicy Biden: "Number two, the idea - the idea we still allow semiautomatic weapons to be purchased is sick. It's just sick. It has no, no social redeeming value. Zero. None. Not a single, solitary rationale for it except profit for the gun manufacturers." whitehouse.gov https://t.co/HEMwVD6IRI Remarks by President Biden After Visiting With Local Firefighters | The White House 9:45 AM · Nov 24, 2022 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (MFZ8i) 192
181 I like eschatology. Nobody knows what it means.
Posted by: Cicero ___ I do. Other Christians do also. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (h0EzO) Been on my mind a lot, of late, SMH. Posted by: kraken at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (Vr12I) 193
"Good times. A good posting"
It was quite possibly the best kept secret of Sea Duty of its time. We will cherish it for the rest of our lives, and continue to remain in close contact with our old Italian neighbors. And Christmas.......no words to describe the sense of family and caring there. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (uLr+K) 194
Scatology is the study of Congress
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:04 PM (D+KTL) The old sayings are the best: Politics, from the Greek words "poli" meaning many, and "tics," meaning blood sucking pests. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (NWBBy) 195
Eschatology, all I need to know is all this ends, and bills get paid.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (4svuj) 196
187 phrenology recapitulates topography
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (ykeLU) --------- *bonk bonk on the head* LOL Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (Qzn2/) 197
137 I'm off to give the stray cats their thanksgiving dinner. Everyone have the best day you can. It's really up to you.
Posted by: polynikes at November 24, 2022 12:50 PM (nBhwo) ---- My Daughter feeds 6 kittens born in Chili's parking lot. We have way too many to bring them home. They are very skittish but come out of the stormdrain to greet her with tails up. The Mum was there in the beginning but we haven't seen her for a while so is probably gone. Posted by: Ciampino --- Idle is an annoying old goat at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (qfLjt) 198
Been on my mind a lot, of late, SMH.
Posted by: kraken ___ It's always on my mind, especially when I read the headlines, and I pray that He comes back soon. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:10 PM (h0EzO) 199
Eschatology, all I need to know is all this ends, and bills get paid.
Posted by: Eromero ___ The sooner, the better. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:11 PM (h0EzO) 200
That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy) And crucifying the first ten people they met as a warning and example to the others. Posted by: Shirley McClain at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (O6NhO) Well that's just good business sense, that is. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:11 PM (NWBBy) 201
My little family is assembled. Turkey is in the oven and all are doing well. You guys are on the list of things I am thankful for.
Happy and blessed Thanksgiving Day to all. Posted by: Javems at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (AmoqO) 202
Biden now calling for a ban on all semiautomatic weapons.
Firearms Policy Coalition @gunpolicy Biden: "Number two, the idea - the idea we still allow semiautomatic weapons to be purchased is sick. It's just sick. It has no, no social redeeming value. Zero. None. Not a single, solitary rationale for it except profit for the gun manufacturers." whitehouse.gov https://t.co/HEMwVD6IRI Remarks by President Biden After Visiting With Local Firefighters | The White House 9:45 AM · Nov 24, 2022 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 24, 2022 01:09 PM (MFZ8i) This is why you can NEVER negotiate with communists, muslims, or democrats. Ya give them an inch and they want the whole enchilada Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (Irn0L) 203
Biden now calling for a ban on all semiautomatic weapons.
That's always been the play. Mag fed, semi-auto, is their end game. Until they get it. Then they'll shit over long mag shotguns. And most absolutely will shit ... with good reason ... at what I can do with a lever action rifle with a load gate and a scout scope. Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (JtCHm) 204
A few hours ago, Scott Adams, like him or not, said something political that seems to explain a lot:
https://tinyurl.com/35h64kth (Nitter) (How do you like dem margins, CBD?!) Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (UK1vv) 205
phrenology recapitulates topography
Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:08 PM (ykeLU) Actually there was a guy who got hit in the head with an IBM Selectric Typing Element (the golf-ball thing in the Selectric instead of keys) when someone threw it across the room during Office Machines Class. It embossed his head for a while "Phenology DID recapitulate Typography" Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (tA1/w) 207
Actually there was a guy who got hit in the head with an IBM Selectric Typing Element (the golf-ball thing in the Selectric instead of keys) when someone threw it across the room during Office Machines Class. It embossed his head for a while
"Phenology DID recapitulate Typography" Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym) ------------- I'll bet to his co-workers he's now a font of wisdom. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (Qzn2/) 208
202 as if a rationale has to be provided, but if that is what they want, here it is: tyrannical government.
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (ZdaMQ) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (zGaBX) 210
141 Happy Salmonella Day e'erone!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report ___ Can't say I ever got salmonella for Thanksgiving. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (h0EzO) ---- Would you like salmonella for Thanksgiving? Posted by: Ciampino - any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qfLjt) 211
So Little VIA just reached out from deployment.
How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K) 212
Money quote: "What the helvetica just hit me?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (Qzn2/) Posted by: Miklos will make a big pot and thank you again at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (NOVDU) 214
(How do you like dem margins, CBD?!)
Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 24, 2022 01:12 PM (UK1vv) I love them! Seriously...thank you. More and more people read on their phones, and because the system is archaic, when the margins get blown it makes it difficult for them to read the blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (XIJ/X) 215
once a year, I take my cooktop apart and sandblast it
every 2 years, I take apart my double oven and sandblast it actually, I use glass shot so not to harm the porcelain works like, fantastic Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (us2H3) 216
"That is stochastic. You can't model the movement of individual particles, but you can get close to them as a group, including knowing their energy." CBD
that is how they intend to use it though ... our individual (particles) anti-Woke "free speech" can't be tracked to specific violence, but they know overall (because they know "science", and our "energy" is evil, theirs is good) so our energetic speech is tied to all violence. A premise of Wokism the Religion. Pretty big false premise, better summed up as "your speech is violence, our violence is speech". (But as with the 2Weeks of Hate, it is the Woke anti-Americanism speech that is causing division, so stochastic violence is Orwellian, as they use it) Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2022 01:16 PM (Cus5s) 217
Polynikes and Ciampino:
Thank you for helping the cats and kittens. God bless you and your families. Happy Thanksgiving! Posted by: Floridachick at November 24, 2022 01:17 PM (b9Sq7) 218
How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K) Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:17 PM (Irn0L) 219
Dude, don't immanentize the eschaton!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 24, 2022 01:18 PM (S7une) 220
137, 197 awww, baby cats. Mine are upset at the moment because J accidentally brined the turkey neck so they are not getting their Thanksgiving tradition of destroying it for their meal. Kovu, the big melanistic one is being very, very vocal about this travesty. Sabi is just on the chair pouting watching commentary on the soccer game. He was rooting for Ghana since they have servals there.
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:18 PM (ZdaMQ) 221
A jargon word that signifies being part of a club. A club to which I do not want to belong.
Posted by: BurtTC stochastic: antithetical shibboleth Posted by: mikeski at November 24, 2022 01:19 PM (SAZcU) 222
How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce?
We must all sacrifice for the greater good. Posted by: The FJB Junta at November 24, 2022 01:19 PM (Xrfse) 223
218 How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce?
Nice to know our logistics and planning are nearly as good as Putin's. Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 24, 2022 01:19 PM (tA1/w) 224
218 How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K) --------- You would think that an aircraft carrier could dock in any port and take all the cranberry sauce it needed. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (Qzn2/) 225
210 141 Happy Salmonella Day e'erone!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report ___ Can't say I ever got salmonella for Thanksgiving. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 12:51 PM (h0EzO) ---- Would you like salmonella for Thanksgiving? Posted by: Ciampino - any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 01:14 PM (qfLjt) ---- Also listeria, E. coli, and Clostridium botulinum are available at no extra cost. Posted by: Ciampino -- any low-life can be arranged at your convenience at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Miklos thinks this version of Scrabble is FUN at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (NOVDU) 227
218 How can an Aircraft Carrier run out of canned cranberry sauce?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:15 PM (uLr+K) Sigh Posted by: Nevergiveup Marine ratched is going to his girlfriend's parents house for Thanksgiving. It will be his first proper turkey dinner since before boot camp. In Okinawa, they ran out of cafeteria passes, so he had Taco Bell that he had to walk to because they weren't allowed off base due to Covid restrictions. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 01:21 PM (U2p+3) 228
Cranberry sauce piracy could become the scourge of international shipping.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (Qzn2/) 229
That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy) I'm uncertain about how to pronounce hegemony. I say hedge-emeny but I worry it's pronounced heggenemy. Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV) Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (ykeLU) 231
You would think that an aircraft carrier could dock in any port and take all the cranberry sauce it needed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:20 PM (Qzn2/) You were so busy trying to figure out whether you could, nobody stopped to ask if you should! Posted by: Lt. Cmdr Jeff Goldblum at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (NWBBy) 232
This is ridiculous. We old people are sitting around staring at our phones or nodding off, waiting for the millennials. Might as well open the wine. We'll be trashed before dinner.
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (WIBSw) 233
Cranberry sauce piracy could become the scourge of international shipping.
Posted by: Cicero What shit this Posted by: Somali Pirates at November 24, 2022 01:23 PM (NOVDU) 234
my local auto parts store has drawings for nice long weapons
Canaan Auto Supply 50 squares, 20 bucks a square a charity thing call them, atm they got a Winchester xrp 6.5 creedmore camo Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:23 PM (us2H3) 235
The clerisy expurgates heresy
Posted by: Lookin' at you, Elon at November 24, 2022 01:24 PM (NOVDU) 236
That's nice. A nice, mostly peaceful hegemony.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 12:26 PM (NWBBy) I'm uncertain about how to pronounce hegemony. I say hedge-emeny but I worry it's pronounced heggenemy. Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (eGTCV) I think the smart people say "hedge EM eny." But I prefer "HE gah moany." Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:24 PM (NWBBy) 237
You are nothing but a pack of CARD!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:24 PM (xhaym) 238
my guests just called and wanted to know if I remembered to make the Brussels sprouts
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (us2H3) 239
Okay, must go tend the turkey. Family arriving soon. Have a good one y'all.
Endeavor to persevere!! Posted by: Muldoon at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ykeLU) 240
238 did you tell them all the ingredients are waiting for them?
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 241
When Thanksgiving drowsiness hits AOP and Andycanuck will have to carry the conversation.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (eGTCV) 242
My wife is in the kitchen making kimchi.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (xhaym) 243
"Nice to know our logistics and planning are nearly as good as Putin's."
I remember being underway on USS First-Ship during Thanksgiving. Small crew on the old FF-1052 Knox class Frigates, and a small Mess Decks. We all who were not in watch gathered on the Mess Decks, the words were said, the blessing was given over a beautiful roast turkey. Possibly the finest roast turkey I had seen in years. Then the turkey was gathered up and wisked off to the Officers Wardroom, and they brought out the turkey loaf for us enlisted folks. But we at least had enough canned cranberry sauce. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:26 PM (uLr+K) 244
My wife is in the kitchen making kimchi.
Posted by: Kindltot Barefoot? I guess tatami flip-flops OK, because cold Posted by: Traditional MAGA Uncle Miklos at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (NOVDU) 245
"Follow the money" creates an awkward political prediction.
Assuming Epstein island was the blackmailing operation it appeared to be... And assuming billionaires prefer funding politicians they can control... Eventually only sex criminals will be in top political jobs." scott adams twitter thang. But maybe it is CIA/Mossad/? running Epstein, and the billionaires are also being controlled? by ? the DeepState Mafia? idk, it is a hydra. China seems to have a lot of control as well. Posted by: illiniwek at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (Cus5s) 246
he-jemmeny, ho-jemmeny, oh what you do for me . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (xhaym) 247
240 238 did you tell them all the ingredients are waiting for them?
Posted by: Piper at November 24, 2022 01:25 PM (ZdaMQ) nope, got about 50-60 sprouts already to devour Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (us2H3) 248
My wife is in the kitchen making kimchi.
Posted by: Kindltot Is that a line from an old Korean spiritual? Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (eGTCV) Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (us2H3) 250
I guess tatami flip-flops OK, because cold
Posted by: Traditional MAGA Uncle Miklos at November 24, 2022 01:27 PM (NOVDU) Slippers because she doesn't do bare feet. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Miklos expects Brownie Points at November 24, 2022 01:28 PM (NOVDU) 252
251 The ham is cooked.
--------- The chair is against the wall I say again, the chair is against the wall Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:29 PM (Qzn2/) 253
Then the turkey was gathered up and wisked off to the Officers Wardroom, and they brought out the turkey loaf for us enlisted folks.
Hence, why I still marvel ... still, after all these years ... at the folks that still scream "Back the Blue" and "Vote Harder". They just don't get it. Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:30 PM (JtCHm) 254
Slippers because she doesn't do bare feet.
Posted by: Kindltot So. Guessing not pregnant neither. Posted by: Miklos is tolerant and accepting on many cultural and Lifestyle matters at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (NOVDU) 255
Then the turkey was gathered up and wisked off to the Officers Wardroom, and they brought out the turkey loaf for us enlisted folks.
But we at least had enough canned cranberry sauce. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:26 PM (uLr+K) One time they commandeered our day room for a Christmas party for the kids of the married men. Brought in a nice turkey for a feast, and then "Santa" showed up to give out presents. We went in while everyone's back was turned and stole the turkey. Took it to one of our rooms, and were about to dig in when... a knock on the door. Not everyone's back was turned, apparently. It was the company CQ, and apparently one of the wives told him if we returned the turkey, nothing further would be said about it. I thought that was nice of her. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (NWBBy) 256
She likes kimchi. She would make odeng (fish cakes) but she would be the only one to eat them.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (xhaym) 257
" 251 The ham is cooked.
--------- The chair is against the wall I say again, the chair is against the wall" JT's Birdbath is frozen. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (uLr+K) 258
Back when I was on aircraft carriers only ran short on midrats.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (4svuj) 259
My wife is in the kitchen making kimchi.
Thought that requires fermentation time. Used to make in a large brown ceramic crock. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (zGaBX) 260
John's long moustache is covered in gravy.
Posted by: Miklos Calling at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (NOVDU) 261
The ham is cooked.
--------- The chair is against the wall I say again, the chair is against the wall" JT's Birdbath is frozen. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:31 PM (uLr+K) The snow on the roof is melting. Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:33 PM (eGTCV) 262
Now that the turkey is in the oven, think I'll go take a nap.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:33 PM (h0EzO) 263
On this date 80 years ago the Russians closed the ring around the German Sixth Army at Stalingrad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Qzn2/) 264
The cake is iced
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (us2H3) 265
Wifey had epistemology during childbirth. (Shudders)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (3Or4S) 266
On this date 80 years ago the Russians closed the ring around the German Sixth Army at Stalingrad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Qzn2/) It was just yesterday on the History Channel Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Irn0L) 267
The cake is iced
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (us2H3) Winter has been hard. Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (eGTCV) 268
I like kimchi, have not made any in a while.
In Budapest, if you want kimchi, your pretty much have to make some. When is Korean Thanksgiving? Posted by: Miklos , like some, likes it Hot at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (NOVDU) 269
My wife is in the kitchen making kimchi.
===== Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah, someone's in the kitchen I know-ow-ow-ow; Someone's in the kitchen with Dinaaaaah; Strummin' on the old banjo. . . Posted by: mustbequantum at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (MIKMs) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (uLr+K) 271
I've got just enough time to take a shower, dress and get mildly sloshed
Posted by: REDACTED at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (us2H3) 272
When is Korean Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Miklos , like some, likes it Hot at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (NOVDU) Whenever that Fat Fuck in NK decides he wants it Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (Irn0L) 273
"think I'll go take a nap."
Oven IS turned on, right? ___ No, it's off since I have no clue how to cook. Later. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (h0EzO) 274
John's long moustache is covered in gravy.
Posted by: Miklos Calling at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (NOVDU) Deep too. Posted by: Confusing the Meme at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (NWBBy) 275
Cute little guy or gal
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 12:15 PM (Irn0L) I wonder if it shit while under the range? Not like goats are housebroken. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (PRMaK) 276
A very nice thing about subs is the Officers' and Enlisted messes eat the same thing.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Kim Jong-Il speaks TRUTH at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (NOVDU) Posted by: Rapmaster Lil Kim at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (zGaBX) 279
No, it's off since I have no clue how to cook.
Later. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 24, 2022 01:36 PM (h0EzO) Heh, that's some first class snark. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (NWBBy) 280
Funny meme on Facebook.... SPAM carved in the shape of a turkey.... Text is Happy Bidengiving!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 24, 2022 12:16 PM (Wy1BU) Have you checked the price of SPAM lately? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (PRMaK) 281
When there's snow on the roof there's still a fire in the fireplace.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (tM5h4) 282
"Oven IS turned on, right?
___ No, it's off since I have no clue how to cook. Later." Come back!!! There is a reason I asked. *Hangs head sheepishly* Yeh, I really thought it was on. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:37 PM (uLr+K) 283
The sprouts have a long mustache.
Posted by: The Turkey Who Came In From the Cold at November 24, 2022 01:38 PM (Xrfse) 284
On this date 80 years ago the Russians closed the ring around the German Sixth Army at Stalingrad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM (Qzn2/) It was just yesterday on the History Channel Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:34 PM So soon after Pride Month? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 24, 2022 01:38 PM (a3Q+t) 285
One of these days will finish this story, this is my third rewrite and word count by combining all versions and notes totals almost 200,000 words.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 24, 2022 01:39 PM (D+KTL) 286
Have you checked the price of SPAM lately?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I went long on Spam options back in April. I tidy sum, I must say. Posted by: Ed Grimley, savvy investor at November 24, 2022 01:39 PM (NOVDU) 287
256 She likes kimchi. She would make odeng (fish cakes) but she would be the only one to eat them.
Posted by: Kindltot I can be there in five hours. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (U2p+3) 288
It was the company CQ, and apparently one of the wives told him if we returned the turkey, nothing further would be said about it.
Officers Wives. During my time in, I often wished they would just issue those Karens the same silver or gold as their husbands. It would have made shit more simple. Before the word "Karen" hit the public Gestalt - I understood the concept. Officers Wives. Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (JtCHm) 289
Lots of people here, not sure if all staying for dinner
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (LUZhL) 290
On this date 80 years ago the Russians closed the ring around the German Sixth Army
ANOTHER KWANZAA VICTORY!! Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (zGaBX) 291
228 Cranberry sauce piracy could become the scourge of international shipping.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 24, 2022 01:22 PM (Qzn2/) - I cast my lot with them. Thinking of all that berried treasure! Posted by: Biden's Dog at November 24, 2022 01:42 PM (UK1vv) 292
Big bird flew to the grill.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 24, 2022 01:43 PM (3Or4S) 293
Families? Wuh, I don't want the families over here! Why do we have to live here in the first place and stay around this measly, crummy old town? Why, you call this a happy family-- why do we have to have all these kids?
Posted by: George Bailey at November 24, 2022 01:43 PM (5PeNQ) 294
Officers Wives. During my time in, I often wished they would just issue those Karens the same silver or gold as their husbands. It would have made shit more simple.
Before the word "Karen" hit the public Gestalt - I understood the concept. Officers Wives. Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:40 PM (JtCHm) If I recall, in this case it was the wife of an E6 or E7. She was alright. Had it been an officer's wife, we'd have been in the captain's office, with much paperwork involved. Posted by: BurtTC at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (NWBBy) 295
286 Have you checked the price of SPAM lately?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I went long on Spam options back in April. I tidy sum, I must say. Posted by: Ed Grimley, savvy investor at November 24, 2022 01:39 PM (NOVDU) Seems relevant - https://tinyurl.com/ycx8s5re Posted by: Gref at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (AMIL/) 296
ANOTHER KWANZAA VICTORY!!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko I always get Kwaanza and Cinco de Mayo mixed up Posted by: Miklos, a parody of himself at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (NOVDU) 297
Thanksgiving afternoon and my next door neighbor can't even let her leaf blower rest for just one day. There's some kind of fixation going on there but who am I to judge? Sigh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse) 298
Thought that requires fermentation time.
Used to make in a large brown ceramic crock. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:32 PM (zGaBX) There are different types, she likes it crunchy so she will let it ferment a few days and start eating it right away. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:45 PM (xhaym) 299
I remember an Alton Brown recipe for cranberry sauce
After making he molded it a can so it looked like the canned stuff. Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:45 PM (eGTCV) 300
Thanksgiving afternoon and my next door neighbor can't even let her leaf blower rest for just one day. There's some kind of fixation going on there but who am I to judge? Sigh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse) I have one of those also..His day is Sunday. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2022 01:45 PM (Irn0L) 301
Seems relevant -
https://tinyurl.com/ycx8s5re Posted by: Gref Yep. I recall. However, I did gradumate from Kollidge with no debt. Posted by: Miklos, the hermit who does not eat ze bugs at November 24, 2022 01:46 PM (NOVDU) 302
Checking in.. Happy Thanksgiving to the moron horde.. turkey pot pies for everybody !!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at November 24, 2022 01:46 PM (QzPUP) 303
When is Korean Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Miklos , like some, likes it Hot at November 24, 2022 01:35 PM (NOVDU) Who cares, we are Americans. Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (xhaym) 304
" 251 The ham is cooked.
--------- The chair is against the wall I say again, the chair is against the wall" JT's Birdbath is frozen. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice a Not no mo'; it thaws during the day and freezes at nacht. Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (T4tVD) 305
If I recall, in this case it was the wife of an E6 or E7. She was alright. Had it been an officer's wife, we'd have been in the captain's office, with much paperwork involved.
Back in my day ... I got hauled up to HQ at Aberdeen, MD. Because me and another dude split a six pack at the public lake, sitting on a bench, pulling 'em out of the plastic sack one at a time. The base commander's old lady just didn't like the looks of it. Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:47 PM (JtCHm) 306
I've not found oysters for the oyster dressing. May have to use okra.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:48 PM (4svuj) 307
You have been, Nurse. Love you for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 24, 2022 01:48 PM (xhaym) 308
Thanksgiving afternoon and my next door neighbor can't even let her leaf blower rest for just one day. There's some kind of fixation going on there but who am I to judge? Sigh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse) I have one of those also..His day is Sunday. Posted by: Nevergiveup Does Home Depot sell "Bouncing Bettys"? Posted by: Miklos, think late Saturday nite hijinx at November 24, 2022 01:50 PM (NOVDU) 309
Poutine and beer are in my eating plans this afternoon.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? at November 24, 2022 01:51 PM (eGTCV) 310
I've not found oysters for the oyster dressing. May have to use okra.
Posted by: Eromero You shoulda said earlier Posted by: Miklos, Maitre de Many Multiplicitous Mollusks at November 24, 2022 01:52 PM (NOVDU) 311
Poutine and beer are in my eating plans this afternoon.
Posted by: That NLurker guy where's my Irene Adler? Oh; poutine..... Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (T4tVD) 312
Thanksgiving afternoon and my next door neighbor can't even let her leaf blower rest for just one day. There's some kind of fixation going on there but who am I to judge? Sigh.
---- Same here, he knows the exact time I take a nap. Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2022 01:53 PM (9X/y4) 313
Thanksgiving afternoon and my next door neighbor can't even let her leaf blower rest for just one day. There's some kind of fixation going on there but who am I to judge? Sigh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 24, 2022 01:44 PM (Xrfse) I have one of those also..His day is Sunday. Posted by: Nevergiveup Same here, its any given day. Posted by: JT at November 24, 2022 01:54 PM (T4tVD) 314
The store bought kimchi label urged caution as contents may explode. As if it was Everclear.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 24, 2022 01:54 PM (zGaBX) 315
Who cares, we are Americans.
Posted by: Kindltot That would make the Pilgrims technically foreigners. Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing by the river with one (1) citizenship at November 24, 2022 01:54 PM (NOVDU) Posted by: Chuck Berry at November 24, 2022 01:55 PM (NOVDU) 317
Miklos, saw oysters fresh in the grocery, Mrs. E said two early, we'll get them later, now none. But we don't cook til Monday. I'm working 6 twelves in a row.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (4svuj) 318
Thanksgiving afternoon and my next door neighbor can't even let her leaf blower rest for just one day. There's some kind of fixation going on there but who am I to judge? Sigh.
Fire up a bigger thing. Maybe a fire pit ? Wood chipper ? Or just go up and down her sidewalk, beer in hand, with your leaf blower. All. Fucking. Day. Posted by: Jaguar at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (JtCHm) 319
Nood Barney
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 24, 2022 01:56 PM (UOzPv) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 24, 2022 01:57 PM (uLr+K) 321
Everybody around here has had oysters on sale the last week.
National Oyster Week or something? Oysters and okra, yumm yumm Posted by: Miklos is probably grossing some unfortunates out at November 24, 2022 01:59 PM (NOVDU) 322
Well I had pecan pie, potato salad, ham, chips and queso, jalapino/cranberry dip, gotta look at the chocolate pie and German chocolate cake.
Posted by: Eromero at November 24, 2022 02:00 PM (4svuj) 323
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