Leftist Totalitarians -- Or, as They Call Themselves, "Journalists" -- Flee the Hell of Free Speech That Is Twitter for the Leftwing Site Mastodon, and Make It Into What They Wish Twitter Always Had Been: A Site Where You Ban Anyone Who Disagrees

PhotobombingCow
@PhotobombingC
Replying to
@ggreenwald and @zerohedge
I went over to check it out. Posted a couple rejoinders to Robert Reich on the causes of inflation (he says corporate America is "greedy"; I say it's the Fed). Anyway, I was booted off within hours for being a "capitalist"...

It's literally hilarious as all the censors, no long having conservatives around to censor, begin censoring each other.

Meanwhile, the old guard of Mastodon doesn't like the bad habits that the Twitter "journalist" invaders are bringing, like constant self-promotion and extreme superficiality in posting, and they're banning new arrivals as well.

EVER SINCE ELON MUSK completed his $45 billion takeover of Twitter last month, there has been a steady stream of users, including a number of journalists, signing up for Mastodon, an open-source alternative.
No one controls Mastodon--or rather, everyone controls their own version of it. There are thousands of servers running the software, and each one chooses which servers it "federates," or exchanges information with. Don't like the users who belong to a specific server? Just block them.
Unfortunately for some of the journalists who have joined the service, this mass-blocking (or "defederation") approach is now being applied to them. A server that caters specifically to journalists was set up recently by Adam Davidson, creator of NPR's Planet Money podcast. At last count, the server, called journa.host, had about thirteen hundred users, including some prominent journalists (and me). Earlier this week, a user of another network pointed out that about forty-five "instances" are blocking all content from members of journa.host.
Among the reasons given for blocking users from the server are that it is allegedly populated by "click-bait/tabloid journalists" who "can be expected to collect, search through, and misinterpret anything you say with the goal to share this publicly to an as big audience as possible, enabling hate and harassment to any one as long as it gives them clicks [sic]." Others who have blocked the server say that its members are likely to be "surveillance capitalists" or "mainstream propagandists."

That doesn't sound like the "journalists" I know.

Here's Media Matters' trans censor/deplatforming enforcer shrieking that someone has shared an article about transgenderism that he doesn't approve of and thinks should be excluded from the Purity Bubble.

Molloy screamed until Pesca was banned because of course he did. It's what he does on Twitter, too. It's what he does for a job.

Below, some " " " journalists " " " complain about their new home. And then use the banning rules of their new home to ban other " " " journalists. " " "

A "journalist" group was started by super-woke Mega Ally @adamdavidson, late of @NewYorker. He just banned the trans activist @ParkerMolloy, late of Media Matters. Her crime? Accusing @pescami of being transphobic. His crime? Posting a NYT article on the harms of puberty blockers pic.twitter.com/v6vbM5cYwS
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 20, 2022

These are the deeply neurotic, obviously unwell, vehemently intolerant left-liberal functionaries who - with scam "disinformation experts" and activist groups - have been controlling our discourse, dictating who can and can't be heard. The meltdown is because they lost this power pic.twitter.com/O5XRcAZHsg
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) November 20, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 05:43 PM

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1
If you're not forbidding or compelling, what fun is there to being a Leftist?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 05:45 PM (MoZTd)

2 Hard pass

Posted by: Ann at November 22, 2022 05:46 PM (rBu2O)

3
*manspreads*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 05:46 PM (MoZTd)

4 Whoa, centered

Posted by: Ann at November 22, 2022 05:46 PM (rBu2O)

5 There I was. Stuck in the middle with you.

Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 05:47 PM (sn5EN)

6 Is this the part where someone says BAN ALL THE THINGS!?

Posted by: huerfano at November 22, 2022 05:47 PM (dTFZY)

7
Look, if you start letting people say what they want, who knows where it will end?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 05:48 PM (MoZTd)

8 Good, let them get stuck in their own La Brea Tar Pit of douche-spoogery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 05:48 PM (Dc2NZ)

9 First grey...

Now centered.

Hell of a day

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 22, 2022 05:48 PM (uLr+K)

10
If you're not forbidding or compelling, what fun is there to being a Leftist?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Well, there's always "murdering", which is the main reason to become a commie cocksucker in the first place.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (n+4am)

11 The HQ really is centrist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

12 Eh, they’ll go extinct ace.

Posted by: kraken at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (Vr12I)

13 Lol.. What a bunch of hysterical clowns

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (bs+z0)

14 Centered. Very elegant.

Posted by: Tuna at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (gLRfa)

15 Jonathan Greenblatt doesn't get free speech.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (5iIu3)

16 they will ban voting as soon as they can

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (us2H3)

17
You won't see this kind of formatting on Mastodon, that's for sure...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (n+4am)

18 Hola p

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (TV4UJ)

19 Nothing like wielding the power of the ban hammer.

Posted by: Banded Apart at November 22, 2022 05:49 PM (sh7Ef)

20 > There are thousands of servers running the software, and each one chooses which servers it "federates," or exchanges information with.

Heh, why does this sound like some sort of libertarian or sovereign citizen wankfest. "No, sir! I do not consent to create joinder with you! Does that flag have fringe on it? Is your server an Admiralty Court?"

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2022 05:50 PM (eyxn4)

21 Fucking garbage humans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 05:50 PM (yFgCz)

22 Centered - the lesser known Cousin of Based.

Posted by: kraken at November 22, 2022 05:50 PM (Vr12I)

23 Dorian Gray was not centered

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2022 05:50 PM (us2H3)

24 So Musk is reinstating previously shut down Twitter accounts.

We're getting the banned back together!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 05:51 PM (ykeLU)

25 the Frank Fleming snark I linked in the previous thread is on topic to this

https://tinyurl.com/2pmcpzwx

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 22, 2022 05:51 PM (5rBf5)

26
Just wait until they start seeing the Aryan incel posse on Mastodon who are just too radical for Stormfront.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2022 05:51 PM (n+4am)

27 Now Showing on Mastodon:

Journ-O-List 3.0

IN

"Lord of the (F)Lies"

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at November 22, 2022 05:51 PM (OUMaO)

28 Mastodon Band > Mastadon Social.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 05:52 PM (up/3i)

29 Mastodon is just the French revolution's Public Safety Committee played out by modern Manbun Man - fascinating to watch was mob rule (democracy) really results in...ie virtual head chopping.

Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 05:52 PM (+Cgut)

30 Jonathan Greenblatt doesn't get free speech.
Posted by: AZ deplorable

Obviously a lib and my observation is a pertinent as 'water is wet'.

Carry on.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 22, 2022 05:52 PM (5iIu3)

31 LOL!

*manspreads*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (AAm6o)

32 The band should sue.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (yFgCz)

33 No one controls Mastodon

******

Tusk, tusk!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (ykeLU)

34 was = what

Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (+Cgut)

35 We're getting the banned back together!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 05:51 PM (ykeLU)

I wonder if he will let back in tiny accounts like mine

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (5rBf5)

36
Make It Into What They Wish Twitter Always Had Been: A Site Where You Ban Anyone Who Disagrees

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Was this supposed to read "...make it into what Twitter was: a site where [they] ban anyone who disagrees..."?

Because that's nobody's wish - that's what Twitter was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (oINRc)

37 Can we get grey boxes along with the center justification please?

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (ZhESL)

38 The center(ing) could not hold.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (OUMaO)

39
Bam! Airbags activated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (MoZTd)

40 government by DC clique bar

Posted by: REDACTED at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (us2H3)

41 Do they not teach any sort of debate at J-school? I mean, simply disagreeing with these idiots sends them into spasms of Fettergibberish. And then they quit and go home.

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (u+Y3T)

42 They are such fussy little facsists.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (dyWMa)

43 Yikes, What is this strange phenomenon??? There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (a4EWo)

44
Mastodon: Junior High for Adults

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (MoZTd)

45 Seems they've made a mammoth mistake.

Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 05:55 PM (sn5EN)

46 If you are trying to lure a Mastodon into a trap do you use Masto-bait?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 05:55 PM (ykeLU)

47 What the leftards really need is a platform that allows them to put their insanity on full display. More power to them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 22, 2022 05:55 PM (QSjkU)

48 There are only 2 things in the middle of the road: Yellow lines and dead armadillos - Jim Hightower.

Hold my beer - AoS Blog.

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (u+Y3T)

49 Ace,

I wonder whether this isn't a hidden gift to a free press.

The rancid harridans of cancel culture will self segregate and create their own version of utopia...without any opposing viewpoints.

All it will do is confirm their biases, and they write that crap anyway, regardless.

But how many actual, real people will read their crap on Mastodon?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (XIJ/X)

50 Popcorn! Get yer popcorn here!

Posted by: NR Pax at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (Z7Jj3)

51 Seems they've made a mammoth mistake.
Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 05:55 PM (sn5EN

But Wooly have done otherwise?

Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (+Cgut)

52 I'd be completely content with this exodus to mastodon or wherever else they land if I believed they would stay away from Twitter. But they won't. They'll play hall monitor in any public space they can access as long as it gets them the attention (good or bad) they crave.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (MpOGS)

53
I wish there was some way to set up a Mastodon server that could federate with journo servers, and then transmit some kind of ultra ass-cancer inducing ray that makes them shit out a quart of blood and then blast out their buttholes like a gunshot and then the buttholes ricochet off the walls like a deadly bullet that homes in on their foreheads.

Maybe some hacker could get on this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (oINRc)

54 It's a wooly situation.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (yFgCz)

55 @41

>>Do they not teach any sort of debate at J-school? I mean, simply disagreeing with these idiots sends them into spasms of Fettergibberish. And then they quit and go home.

Universities are all pretty much "safe spaces" for leftist thought and ideology where contrary information or opinion is violently and vehemently rejected.

J-Schools are even worse.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (up/3i)

56 There's a memer I like to follow on a Mastodon called Free Atlantis:
freeatlantis.com/@AnotherStag

But both Free Atlantis and Quod Verum (the only two I know) seem to be banning themselves out of existence.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (hPvGe)

57 Make It Into What They Wish Twitter Always Had Been: A Site Where You Ban Anyone Who Disagrees
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Was this supposed to read "...make it into what Twitter was: a site where [they] ban anyone who disagrees..."?

Because that's nobody's wish - that's what Twitter was.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2022 05:53 PM (oINRc)
__________________

Twitter only banned the Conservative side. Mastodon is crushing each other. And it is too funny.

The Left ALWAYS Eats Its Own!

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (ZhESL)

58 Hopefully the journos at Mastodon end up like Lord of the Flies (except the adults don't arrive just in time.)

Posted by: Ripley at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (MxEKc)

59 41 Do they not teach any sort of debate at J-school? I mean, simply disagreeing with these idiots sends them into spasms of Fettergibberish. And then they quit and go home.
Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2022 05:54 PM (u+Y3T)
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This is a good point. In high school debate class we had to argue both sides of an issue, and it got you out of your own assumptions and ensured mental flexibility.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

60 Mastodon? Closer to Arkham, I'd say.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (guGkK)

61 Mastodon will be like the Island of Misfit Toys, I imagine.

Posted by: kraken at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (o95q8)

62 "A Site Where You Ban Anyone Who Disagrees"

I was laughing with a friend today about NY, which liberals are turning into their paradise. That is hell 2.0. The outflow of tax money is becoming noticeable. Congress won't be providing any more federal hand outs to fill their coffers. Illegal immigrants are draining state resources and generally, there's a fiscal disaster in the horizon. They've larded up the budget with all kinds of boondoggles and handed out gobs of taxpayer money to their union stalwarts. That's before we get to the highest tax rates in the nation and stupidity like a fracking ban and the phasing out of gasoline cars. They are going to hit the wall in a few years because the people paying the bills are largely leaving. It's actually going to be fun to watch. The state will become a third world shithole of stagnant, old liberals and their rear guard.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (pIKd9)

63 The Left ALWAYS Eats Its Own!
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (ZhESL)

Autoerotophagy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

64 Hopefully these "journalists "
go the way of the mastodon

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (bs+z0)

65 45 Seems they've made a mammoth mistake.
Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 05:55 PM (sn5EN)

It's the elephant in the room that no one wants to acknowledge...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (CCSxw)

66 At least when China takes over and sees everything the leftist put on the internet their social credit scores will be shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (dyWMa)

67 And then they quit and go home.
Posted by: Mookie

Is there supposed to be a down side to this?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (5iIu3)

68
The state will become a third world shithole of stagnant, old liberals and their rear guard.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (pIKd9)

They're gonna need a rear guard once my butt-rupturing super ray gets invented.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (oINRc)

69 This is a good point. In high school debate class we had to argue both sides of an issue, and it got you out of your own assumptions and ensured mental flexibility.

That misses the point. This is Faith for them. And arguing on behalf of the devil - even as an academic exercise - is sacrilege.

Posted by: Jaguar at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (/4VRy)

70 Diversity is so important that everyone must uniformly conform to achieve the desired diversity.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (ZhESL)

71 Ban anyone who disagrees - shades of Little Green Footballs!!

Posted by: kraken at November 22, 2022 06:00 PM (o95q8)

72 Good, let them get stuck in their own La Brea Tar Pit of douche-spoogery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:00 PM (IyrhE)

73 Does mastodon have THE_Fartclam? No. No it does not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 06:00 PM (hzll9)

74 45 Seems they've made a mammoth mistake.
Posted by: fd at November 22, 2022 05:55 PM (sn5EN)

It's the elephant in the room that no one wants to acknowledge...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (CCSxw)

This is a big fucking deal

Posted by: Joe Bitem at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (M+Lyo)

75 >>>I wonder whether this isn't a hidden gift to a free press.

The rancid harridans of cancel culture will self segregate and create their own version of utopia...without any opposing viewpoints.

...

i meant to include something about that. Even leftwing Nate Silver of 538 said something like that, that it was good the "hall monitors" had self-deported to Mastodon.

Posted by: ace at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (C1Zwz)

76 by Adam Davidson, creator of NPR's Planet Money podcast.
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LOL. That's hilarious.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (Vwz3I)

77 I wish there was some way to set up a Mastodon server that could federate with journo servers, and then transmit some kind of ultra ass-cancer inducing ray that makes them shit out a quart of blood and then blast out their buttholes like a gunshot and then the buttholes ricochet off the walls like a deadly bullet that homes in on their foreheads.

Maybe some hacker could get on this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (oINRc)

Just have agents on every server, then have them post on neighbor servers. This will eventually cause them to ban all neighbor servers.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (eoQWY)

78 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE PIN NUMBER

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (guGkK)

79
2h

New Disney CEO Promises To Make Child Grooming Slightly Less Obvious

Posted by: @TheBabylonBee at November 22, 2022 06:02 PM (hPvGe)

80 Mastodon will be like the Island of Misfit Toys, I imagine.
Posted by: kraken at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (o95q

Don't tell me there's eventually going to be a Charlie in the Box, a cowboy riding an ostrich or an elephant that squirts ink - I just lose all hope.

Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 06:02 PM (+Cgut)

81 The state will become a third world shithole of stagnant, old liberals and their rear guard.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 22, 2022 05:58 PM (pIKd9)
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This is the paradise they've always dreamed of--a cohort of elites at the top and masses of proles at the bottom. From their perspective it will be heaven on earth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 22, 2022 06:03 PM (BpYfr)

82 Good, let them get stuck in their own La Brea Tar Pit of douche-spoogery.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:00 PM (IyrhE)

I remember a little aside in a Fantasy work where a particular ford was named Ford in each of 5 languages with the old name prepended or appended depending on grammar.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:03 PM (eoQWY)

83 What kind of utter hack sees an article that goes, "On one hand, here's what doctors say... on the other 'Republican politicans and other critics' say..." and goes, "this is good journalismism...!

Um, the kind that isn't a hack, you sad, twee rainbow blot? Its inconceivable to me that someone reads this and thinks its BAD reporting to report both sides of an issue. That's your freaking job, you waste of skin. That's the bare minimum of journalism on a topic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2022 06:03 PM (cP/Ah)

84 Q: What is the best way to eat a Mastodon?

A: One bite at a time

/ Dad Jokes Я Us

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:04 PM (ykeLU)

85 I hope they drown in their own misinformation

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2022 06:04 PM (bs+z0)

86 the the tar tar pits.

Where Jar Jar Binks was thrown as punishment...

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2022 06:04 PM (u+Y3T)

87 When I was a little kid, i called strawberries, “tar-tars”. Because that’s how they tasted.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2022 06:04 PM (dyWMa)

88 yay, 5:00 !

*cracks a Wernesgruner, from Hamburg, via Aldi*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 06:04 PM (AAm6o)

89
It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:00 PM (IyrhE)

No Habla Espanol

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2022 06:04 PM (bs+z0)

90 More of this, but in real life, please.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (KXsGl)

91 >>>I wish there was some way to set up a Mastodon server that could federate with journo servers, and then transmit some kind of ultra ass-cancer inducing ray that makes them shit out a quart of blood and then blast out their buttholes like a gunshot and then the buttholes ricochet off the walls like a deadly bullet that homes in on their foreheads.

I'm now 6000 words into writing the novel, thanks for the tip

Posted by: Steven King at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (C1Zwz)

92 At least when China takes over and sees everything the leftist put on the internet their social credit scores will be shit.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2022 05:59 PM (dyWMa)

============

After the Chinese Communists take over, 90% of the Leftists will be shit decaying at the bottom of the mass graves. It will be a cold comfort, as a lot of us will be right beside them too.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (ZhESL)

93 Like the Los Angeles Angels?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (hzll9)

94 There's a memer I like to follow on a Mastodon called Free Atlantis:
freeatlantis.com/@AnotherStag

But both Free Atlantis and Quod Verum (the only two I know) seem to be banning themselves out of existence.
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 05:57 PM (hPvGe)

Wasn't Atlantis sunk by the Gods for some violation or another?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (eoQWY)

95 Don't tell me there's eventually going to be a Charlie in the Box, a cowboy riding an ostrich or an elephant that squirts ink - I just lose all hope.
Posted by: Boswell at November 22, 2022 06:02 PM (+Cgut)

But it's got a GREAT dental plan!

Posted by: Hermie the Elf, DD at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (906pl)

96 I wish there was some way to set up a Mastodon server that could federate with journo servers, and then transmit some kind of ultra ass-cancer inducing ray that makes them shit out a quart of blood and then blast out their buttholes like a gunshot and then the buttholes ricochet off the walls like a deadly bullet that homes in on their foreheads.

Maybe some hacker could get on this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 22, 2022 05:56 PM (oINRc)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (cknjq)

97 Until this weekend I had no idea there was a Mastodon group

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (xhxe8)

98 After the Chinese Communists take over, 90% of the Leftists will be shit decaying at the bottom of the mass graves. It will be a cold comfort, as a lot of us will be right beside them too.
Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 06:05 PM (ZhESL)

Not so much, we can be put to work.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

99 >>>It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

I give La Chupa blowjobs under the bridge $5 a man.

Posted by: Madam Kinzinger at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (C1Zwz)

100 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

Does the MLB still have The Los Angeles Angels?

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (Sv58p)

101 Those tar pits are the only oil spill the leftists haven’t lost their shit over.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (dyWMa)

102 What's funny is that the ultra far right types who fled to Mastodon years ago, never really had this problem of eating each other (at least not to the same extent) in all the time they've been on Mastodon, while these Leftist Journalists' Mastodon instances are already imploding within weeks of joining the platform. It's just hilarious to me how knuckle-dragging racists manage to be less childish than "professional" Leftists.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (eRVYd)

103 78 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE PIN NUMBER
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (guGkK)

Been there dude...

Posted by: IRA Accounts at November 22, 2022 06:07 PM (CCSxw)

104 I threw my hot water heater into the la brea tar pits

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 06:07 PM (hzll9)

105 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 06:07 PM (T4tVD)

106 There has to be a German word for the thrill of seeing 'splodey heads.

Posted by: Inquiring Mind at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (sh7Ef)

107 I AM THE POPE! AND YOU ARE ALL EXCOMMUNICATED!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (Fp05R)

108 Um, the kind that isn't a hack, you sad, twee rainbow blot? Its inconceivable to me that someone reads this and thinks its BAD reporting to report both sides of an issue. That's your freaking job, you waste of skin. That's the bare minimum of journalism on a topic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2022 06:03 PM (cP/Ah)

Nameless doctors versus nameless Republicans with no quotes in sight? Seems hacky enough to me.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

109 So Mastodon is like a huge trunk call??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (Vwz3I)

110 The Los Angeles Angels?
Worse
The Los Angeles Angels of Annaheim.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (hzll9)

111 Ink pen

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (dyWMa)

112 Is that anything like Table Mesa?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (ykeLU)

113 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE PIN NUMBER
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (guGkK)

Been there dude...
Posted by: IRA Accounts at November 22, 2022 06:07 PM (CCSxw)

Could I interest you in a hot water heater?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM (cknjq)

114 The Rio Grande River?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM (ykeLU)

115 George Brett went apeshit at the La Brea tar pits.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM (yFgCz)

116 Until this weekend I had no idea there was a Mastodon group
Posted by: Skip

Singers ?

Posted by: JT at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM (T4tVD)

117 Could I interest you in a hot water heater?
Posted by: weirdflunky at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM (cknjq)

How about some Jumbo shrimp...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM (bs+z0)

118 Does the MLB still have The Los Angeles Angels?
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 06:06 PM (Sv58p)

When Disney owned them they were the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, which was even dumber.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:10 PM (guGkK)

119 Kinda surprised no one has thrown a road flare into a tarpit for evil grins.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 22, 2022 06:10 PM (Fp05R)

120 Sometimes insanity requires years and years of counseling/therapy. I don't believe we have enough time to turn so many around, with 'normal' techniques.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2022 06:11 PM (bt4zl)

121 > Um, the kind that isn't a hack, you sad, twee rainbow blot? Its inconceivable to me that someone reads this and thinks its BAD reporting to report both sides of an issue. That's your freaking job, you waste of skin. That's the bare minimum of journalism on a topic.

They've been making this "argument" in journo circles and academia for a long time now. They'll say something like, "If one person says it's raining, and another person says it isn't, you don't report both sides. You look out the window and check."

The one you quoted is more egregious. They're basically saying The Science is on one side and Republicans are on the other. You don't report both sides when one side is ignorant, backwards, and unscientific. You just report The Science.

All the variants are basically the same. "Our side argues facts and their side argues racism, suspicion, fear, doubt, etc." In other words, stop reporting their side, because they're evil. Report what the left says, because it's truthful, scientific, lovely, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2022 06:11 PM (eyxn4)

122 There has to be a German word for the thrill of seeing 'splodey heads.

You can always make one up.
Kopfenzerplatzungsfreude.
I hope I don't blow the margins.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 06:11 PM (dNNCD)

123 Ban anyone who disagrees - shades of Little Green Footballs!!
Posted by: kraken at November 22, 2022 06:00 PM (o95q
_____________________

They are all good Leftists in Mastodon and LGF. Why would you expect any different behaviors from either Leftist tribe?

Leftists are always judgmental and quick to ban. Nothing new here.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 06:11 PM (ZhESL)

124 Kinda surprised no one has thrown a road flare into a tarpit for evil grins.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 22, 2022 06:10 PM (Fp05R)

It would go out, as the pits have a surface film of several inches of water over them most of the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

125 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'
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What a silly Wawa goose!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)

126 >>> If you're not forbidding or compelling, what fun is there to being a Leftist?

Passively aggressively judging, grooming, looting, burning... plenty of other options left.

Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2022 06:12 PM (+mkOR)

127 I need to start a Twitter like service where you can post whatever you like then I can berate you and ban you for a few weeks then we can do it all over again and again as the poster gets their jollies.

I will also send a free Bag O' Dicks when they sign up.

Pay Me.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 22, 2022 06:12 PM (R/m4+)

128 Could I interest you in a hot water heater?

In fairness, there are hot water coolers. These are used if water over 140F is being discharged to a sanitary sewer. You can also use hot water to make chilled water with absorption chillers.

I am wayyyy too much a geek.

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2022 06:13 PM (u+Y3T)

129 Thousand Millimeter Reich actually attributes inflation to "corporate greed"? Spectacular.

The stupidity and ignorance of the "elites" - the degradation and cretinization of the "elites" - is either cause or symptom of the general decline, or maybe a little of both?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

130 If you're not forbidding or compelling, what fun is there to being a Leftist?

Passively aggressively judging, grooming, looting, burning... plenty of other options left.
Posted by: LizLem at November 22, 2022 06:12 PM (+mkOR)

Don't forget groveling and sucking up so you don't get banned first

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:13 PM (eoQWY)

131 Q: What is the best way to eat a Mastodon?

Mastodon salad.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at November 22, 2022 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

132 rhomboid- they're just liars with no shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 06:14 PM (UcpmB)

133 Table Mesa.
Vista View Apartments
Manos: the Hands of Fate

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 22, 2022 06:15 PM (UQUAY)

134 I've been out all day in real life. Did I miss anything cruel?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:15 PM (yQpMk)

135 The Grand Tetons?

Posted by: eleven at November 22, 2022 06:15 PM (iziT8)

136 78 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE PIN NUMBER
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (guGkK)

Manos: Hands of Fate

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

137 Kopfenblitzenlieblichkeit

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (ykeLU)

138 Rest easy, sweet child, secure in the knowledge that all these "journalists" will someday be forced to confront their own mortality, and at that moment they will all experience the same "Comic Book Guy" moment of existential realization:

"Ohh, I've wasted my life."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcKJE6aYamc

Posted by: The Fool at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (1dzqn)

139 Ha! Pug beat me to it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (Dc2NZ)

140 Gosh, whoda thunk a bunch of "journalists" with the mentality and vocabulary of tween mean girls couldn't get along?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (5pTK/)

141 German word you're looking for is 'betaforzl', means head exploding. More or less. Like a can of chicken noodle soup in a fire.

Posted by: Eromero at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (bt4zl)

142 110 The Los Angeles Angels?
Worse
The Los Angeles Angels of Annaheim.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (hzll9)

I had a very small part in Moreno's acquisition of the team back in the day. And did I get a single "deal goody" for my efforts? NOOOOOOO.....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (906pl)

143 124 Kinda surprised no one has thrown a road flare into a tarpit for evil grins.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 22, 2022 06:10 PM (Fp05R)

It would go out, as the pits have a surface film of several inches of water over them most of the time.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

We have a natural gas seep south of Buffalo, called Eternal Flame Falls. If the winds come in to the wrong way, it does go "out". In which case a lighter is handy...

Could be worse you could be Centralia Pa. where the town is condemned due to a coal seam catching fire, and no one could put it out. Could burn another 100 years.

Posted by: IRA Accounts at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (CCSxw)

144 What a silly Wawa goose!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:12 PM (Vwz3I)
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Nay, nay!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Live! from the Dungeon of Discord at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

145 NASCAR

Posted by: eleven at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (iziT8)

146 I've been out all day in real life. Did I miss anything cruel?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:15 PM (yQpMk)
.......

Jerry Nadler at a salad bar.

Posted by: wth at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

147 Tar Tar Pits

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Worst Star Wars character ever.

Posted by: The Fool at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (1dzqn)

148 And ace that "leftist-totalitarians" in the headline is good, and close, but I like my "racist-totalitarians" better as a general catch-all for what are ridiculously called "liberals" or "progressives" by today's cretinized public discourse.

The "totalitarian" part already captures the "leftist" thing, since "left" just means totalitarian with an ignorant moral narcissistic excuse.

Racist-totalitarian best captures the main pathologies threatening freedom and prosperity and actual progress today.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (OTzUX)

149 Who knew there were other platforms in which to display your mental deficiencies? I have learned my one new thing today. Back to making Turkey day pies

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (wdCAN)

150 CBS flounced Twitter, 48 hours later they were back.
CBS came back

https://bit.ly/3GBMui7

try it, you'll like it

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 06:18 PM (+wfSw)

151
It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

That's where you get tar tar sauce.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2022 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

152 Huh. I just tried to reactivate my long-defunct FB account to list Jesse's car for sale on marketplace. Apparently I'm suspended, in spite of the fact that I never said or did anything remotely political on social media when I was on it. I mostly posted photos from my hikes. Perhaps there was an offensive moose photo?

Although I need to get this car sold, I feel somewhat honored to be banned.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 06:18 PM (8/97x)

153 Thousand Millimeter Reich actually attributes inflation to "corporate greed"? Spectacular.

The stupidity and ignorance of the "elites" - the degradation and cretinization of the "elites" - is either cause or symptom of the general decline, or maybe a little of both?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 06:13 PM (OTzUX)

Once you cut away the need to prove your elitism in an objective sense you lose it quickly. For example, the knights of Feudalism were the military and judges. If they quit being good at one or the other, they got revolts and/or killed in action. And to some extend a bad knight could be deposed by his neighbors if they had any sense of responsibility to the class they all belonged to to police the members.

Obviously we are well past that now with our so called elite, who were never elite in any way and not have less sense than those not exposed to that life.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

154 A new nightmare is spawned:

@TansuYegen 6h

The image of the cruise ship, built by Saudi Arabia for $ 5 billion, is a small floating city. It will not be able to enter any port and will accommodate 60,000 people

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:19 PM (IyrhE)

155 That flushing sound must be the Lefty's circling the drain. Don't forget to wipe.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damnit! at November 22, 2022 06:19 PM (QzPUP)

156 I had a very small part in Moreno's acquisition of the team back in the day. And did I get a single "deal goody" for my efforts? NOOOOOOO.....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 22, 2022 06:16 PM (906pl)

That's 'cause the knows you're a Nats fan...

Posted by: IRA Accounts at November 22, 2022 06:19 PM (CCSxw)

157 La Brea Tar Pits makes sense, because "La Brea" is not an English word. Its not like PIN number, because that is an English abbreviation.

NASCAR is the most funny though, Stock Car Auto Racing, you say?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2022 06:19 PM (cP/Ah)

158 Been to the Tar-Tar-Tar pits and museum, was a fascinating experience

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 06:20 PM (xhxe8)

159 MAOI inhibitor.

Posted by: The Fool at November 22, 2022 06:20 PM (1dzqn)

160 Perhaps there was an offensive moose photo?

Some idiot saw it and typed "noose" instead. FB being FB, they autobanned.

Posted by: Mookie at November 22, 2022 06:20 PM (u+Y3T)

161 I give not one single cretinized alien "elite" member the "benefit" of allowing that they might be lying. There's no basis for that, and if you had been around many of these people as much as I have you understand just how ignorant and stupid many are. The ridiculous things they say are 100% within their sincere wheelhouse of idiocy.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (OTzUX)

162 The Los Angeles Angels?
Worse The Los Angeles Angels of Annaheim.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Set the Earth to fire and reshape it closer to the heart's desire at November 22, 2022 06:08 PM (hzll9)
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In the 60s, they were the California Angels. Guess things changed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (ykBBE)

163 Great. A Jihadi Carnival cruiseline.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (UcpmB)

164 Meanwhile...

Kyle Becker @kylenabecker · 9h
Imagine if @ElonMusk were actually the right-wing bogeyman these spoiled lefty journos pretend he is and he decided to turn the tables and ban all left-wing 'fake news' from @Twitter. There'd be nothing left for them to publish!

Elon Musk @elonmusk · 5h Replying to @kylenabecker and @Twitter
As is obvious to all but the media, there is not one permanent ban on even the most far left account spouting utter lies

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (Vwz3I)

165 /off account account sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (CCSxw)

166 78 It's just La Brea Pits, as 'la brea' means tar. But, yes people do end up saying 'the the tar tar pits.'

MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE PIN NUMBER

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:01 PM (guGkK)
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ATM machine

Posted by: Ciampino - Department of Redundancy Department at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (qfLjt)

167 We're reaping the results of allowing adult children to turn universities into leftwing censorship zones and now they demand to have it everywhere.

Time to say no to the stupid children. Probably the first time in their lives they've been told no.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

168 > That's where you get tar tar sauce.

Which is nothing like Tatar sauce.

Posted by: Charles Bronson at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (eyxn4)

169 Been to the Tar-Tar-Tar pits and museum, was a fascinating experience
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 06:20 PM (xhxe

Dire wolf skulls from floor to ceiling, IIRC

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (guGkK)

170 MAOI inhibitor.
Posted by: The Fool

Is that like whichever British naval guy conquered New Zealand?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (IyrhE)

171 I wonder if he will let back in tiny accounts like mine
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vmom...

Lavern Spicer @lavern_spicer · 5h Replying to @elonmusk @kylenabecker and @Twitter

How do the smaller accounts get their accounts back?

Blue Betty @TheBlueBetty · 5h Replying to @lavern_spicer
Appeal

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)

172 The crazy trans person didn't refute anything; just screamed, hollered and stamped their impotent electronic feet.

But sure, it's possible to have a rational conversation with such people....

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 22, 2022 06:22 PM (5pTK/)

173 Some idiot saw it and typed "noose" instead. FB being FB, they autobanned.
Posted by: Mookie
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Oddly enough, that makes more sense than anything else I could think of.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 22, 2022 06:22 PM (8/97x)

174 170 MAOI inhibitor.
Posted by: The Fool

Is that like whichever British naval guy conquered New Zealand?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:21 PM (IyrhE)

Now you're Cookin'...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 22, 2022 06:23 PM (CCSxw)

175 I've been out all day in real life. Did I miss anything cruel?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:15 PM (yQpMk)
.......

Jerry Nadler at a salad bar.
Posted by: wth at November 22, 2022 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

I think that is more "Ewww Gross," than cruel.

Posted by: rd at November 22, 2022 06:24 PM (ZhESL)

176 Me and the cat are bachelors tonight and tomorrow. What to do? Go to the range all day? Go to the American Legion and tie one on? Porn on the big screen?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

177 Jerry Nadler at a salad bar.
Posted by: wth

"Could I get more bacon bits? Bacon bits are out. C'mon make on with the bake-on. ... I'm sweaty. I'm just gonna lie down on this lettuce."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2022 06:25 PM (IyrhE)

178 La Brea Tar Pits.

That's the second reiteration of that name I've seen.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:26 PM (ykeLU)

179 Me and the cat are bachelors tonight and tomorrow. What to do? Go to the range all day? Go to the American Legion and tie one on? Porn on the big screen?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

Cat snacks and G'rrump snacks and watch/listen to something you like

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

180 Cat snacks and G'rrump snacks and watch/listen to something you like
Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:27 PM (eoQWY)

I do have beer and leftover pizza.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

181 a brief interruption to replace the condensate pump on the furnace.

drop-in replacement, beer hasn't even warmed up noticeably, yay!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 22, 2022 06:28 PM (AAm6o)

182 Blue Betty @TheBlueBetty · 5h Replying to @lavern_spicer
Appeal
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:22 PM (Vwz3I)

The first step in the appeal process is providing a phone number
I always get stuck there

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 22, 2022 06:28 PM (5rBf5)

183 The Rio Grande River?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:09 PM

The Hoi Polloi.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 22, 2022 06:28 PM (Wnv9h)

184 Ever been in a grocery store checkout with a toddler yelling and screaming because mom or dad won’t buy them candy? Then mom or dad caves and buys it? Those toddlers grew up to be journalists.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (u73oe)

185 G'rump dig out some cards, a bottle of whiskey and play some poker with the cat

Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (xhxe8)

186 Me and the cat are bachelors tonight and tomorrow. What to do?

*******

Heat a can of Hormel chili directly on the stove, eat it over the sink then go to bed early.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (ykeLU)

187 Kari Lake War Room Retweeted @tylerbowyer 12m

The Maricopa County election may be uncertifiable if the accounts of election workers at the polls are true. Multiple Arizona poll workers have come forward, sharing documentation of their election day observations with UncoverDC.

These poll workers—an election judge, three clerks, and an election marshal—worked at the same voting center all day on election day. None of these poll workers knew each other prior to working on Election Day.

There were a total of 1 inspector, 2 judges, 1 marshal, and 7 clerks at this location. One of the individuals provided a screenshot of the various roles and their duties for reference below:

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (+wfSw)

188 Lol.. What a bunch of hysterical clowns

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They are! It's simply unreal how crazed these lunatics are at the mere thought they're reading and seeing something they don't like. What f'n head cases.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (sVtYq)

189 G'rump dig out some cards, a bottle of whiskey and play some poker with the cat
Posted by: Skip at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (xhxe

Cat will end up owning the house

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

190 I'm surprised a Yale Prof spoke up about this. Yale Prof Nicholas Christakis says, "One of the most infantilizing policies implemented is to require that search committees (composed of *faculty*!) have a designated representative or functionary to monitor committee work for DEI. This is evocative of communist countries that have an apparatchik at all meetings."

https://bit.ly/3U0WnJl

Posted by: bonhomme at November 22, 2022 06:31 PM (eyxn4)

191 ???

@Breaking911 · 3h
BREAKING: Supreme Court clears way for Trump tax records to be sent to Congress by IRS - CNBC

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) cancel your NY Post at November 22, 2022 06:31 PM (Vwz3I)

192 Lol.. What a bunch of hysterical clowns

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They are! It's simply unreal how crazed these lunatics are at the mere thought they're reading and seeing something they don't like. What f'n head cases.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (sVtYq)

They start out not liking it. Then they remember that if they don't say anything that will seem like approval. So they say something, then remember that if this is too mild it might be like they agreed with it somewhat. So they say something less mild, but then someone else ups the ante and they have to top them.....forever.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:32 PM (eoQWY)

193 Why would a Left wing site name their site after a giant powerful elephant?
Should have named it Donkedon.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 22, 2022 06:32 PM (NpAcC)

194 Being incensed and indignant is the drug of choice for the woke. It's why the outrages continue no matter what, over increasingly small matters: because they are junkies looking for their next score. It's also why most of these folks are mentally unwell to one degree or another. It's addict behavior.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at November 22, 2022 06:32 PM (KFhLj)

195 Thousand Millimeter Reich - I'm stealing this!

Oh, and it didn't occur to TMR that if inflation is being caused by corporate greed, then corporate greed is much worse under Biden than it was under Trump.

So if bringing inflation under control is the goal, then one has to vote for Trump.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 22, 2022 06:32 PM (xxG/v)

196 Heat a can of Hormel chili directly on the stove, eat it over the sink then go to bed early.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 22, 2022 06:29 PM (ykeLU)

woah, man, slow down!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 22, 2022 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

197 Flash Email Traffic: SCCY DVG-1 9MM 3.1" BARREL 10-ROUNDS CONTRAST SIGHTS

$139.99 after applicable rebate

https://bityl.co/FniH

You might as well give these out as party favors.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:34 PM (YY8Ax)

198 Thomas Wictor went to Mastodon. He's still a "Trust the Process" Trump guy, unbelievably, though he's moved the goalposts over time. You disagree, or point out the absurdity of some of the things he says, you get banned.

Which is actually not a big deal. But if you're going to do that, just run a daily blog with no comment section. Same thing.

Posted by: OneChinaPoricy at November 22, 2022 06:35 PM (tUfjF)

199 The drums have stopped!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:36 PM (YY8Ax)

200 Nood.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:36 PM (YY8Ax)

201 Impediments to using a platform on Mastodon is a blessing

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at November 22, 2022 06:37 PM (dzZCL)

202 @Breaking911 · 3h
BREAKING: Supreme Court clears way for Trump tax records to be sent to Congress by IRS - CNBC

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Well, I guess Trump's private tax returns are about to get splashed across the NYT, WaPo, etc.

Seems fair.....

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 22, 2022 06:37 PM (sVtYq)

203 Which band, you ask? The The The.

Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2022 06:38 PM (ptElO)

204 199 The drums have stopped!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 22, 2022 06:36 PM (YY8Ax)

Just means the Orc's are at your door already...

Posted by: Gimli, Gloin's Son at November 22, 2022 06:38 PM (CCSxw)

205 If there were not working oil wells in and around the Long Beach, LaBrea and adjoining areas in Southern CA, the resultant ground seepage of crude oil would send the libs into an absolute screaming panic.

The wells feed the local refineries, but they also draw off the local subgrade pressure of the crude, which otherwise would naturally seek the lower pressure of the atmosphere, vs. the subgrade pressures generated in the porous oil bearing strata, driven by the same heating that fires the volcanoes of the Pacific Rim.

It was those natural seeps that the natives used to waterproof various items, and IIRC, some even learned to burn it on torch-ends, as it'd last even longer than the usual pine-pitch. Easier to get, too, as a hike up into the mountains wasn't needed to collect said pitch.

Hillary wasn't involved, as she was in no way tarrr'd.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 22, 2022 06:40 PM (e6UQI)

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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 06:40 PM (+wfSw)

207 That's ok.

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Posted by: Lola at November 22, 2022 06:42 PM (NIYa7)

208 But sure, it's possible to have a rational conversation with such people

Its almost as if -- work with me here now -- they're mentally unstable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 22, 2022 06:44 PM (cP/Ah)

209 "So Musk is reinstating previously shut down Twitter accounts. -- We're getting the banned back together!!"
Posted by: Muldoon

these Muldoon gems alone is worth the AoS subscription price.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 22, 2022 06:47 PM (Cus5s)

210 Well, we all know what happened to the mastodons.

Posted by: Jewishodysseus at November 22, 2022 07:00 PM (fN+Gy)

211 @WatcherGuru · 17h

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Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 22, 2022 07:06 PM (+wfSw)

212 Our number one priority must be to engage with these different-thinkers on Mastodon, convince them of our open-minded sincerity, validate their ideas and principles, and at some point they will agree I’m a splendid genius.

Posted by: David French at November 22, 2022 07:11 PM (fN+Gy)

213 There's a wooly bully joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 22, 2022 07:12 PM (YJwUM)

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Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at November 22, 2022 08:24 PM (QrFBC)

215 Went to visit my kid while she was attending college in LA. Told her I'd like to see La Brea Tar Pits. She had never heard of it. I disowned her.

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