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Gestapo DOJ Sends Election Meddlers to 24 States; Ron DeSantis Tells Them They Are Forbidden to Enter State Polling Places
These tyrants must be made to pay.
Take their power away. Take their funding away. And in 2025, take their jobs away.The Justice Department will send monitors to 24 states in an effort to ensure compliance with federal voting rights laws in Tuesday's elections. The action, which occurs regularly on Election Day, comes as civil rights groups and the federal government have raised alarm over potential voter intimidation at some polling places and ballot boxes. The 2022 election is playing out against the backdrop of persistent falsehoods made by former President Donald Trump and his Republican allies about losing the 2020 vote, a relentless campaign that will have implications as people cast their ballots. Democrats, on the other hand, have expressed concerns over the potential for voter suppression. The 64 jurisdictions where federal monitors -- typically lawyers with the department's civil rights division and U.S. attorney's offices across the United States -- are going include Maricopa County, Arizona, where there have been reports of people watching ballot boxes, sometimes armed or wearing ballistic vests.Ballot boxes are not polling places, and ballistic vests are not weapons.
Missouri's Secretary of State sent a similar letter. Meanwhile, there are reports that Democrats are ejecting legal, credentialed poll watchers from polling places:
Brendon Leslie
@BrendonLeslie BREAKING: Florida Department of State sent a letter to Biden's DOJ telling them their federal election monitors are banned from going inside polling places The Dept says it would be counter productive and undermine confidence in the election
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: A guy with a good bit of confidence at November 08, 2022 12:03 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:03 PM (DU+/6)
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So why don't the other 26 states need such compliance officers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (T3arw)
Posted by: Scott_T at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (2waQ7)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (cNLy6)
and the feckless GOPe better not stand for this crap again.
and i LIKE the grey boxes...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (WhsXQ)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: bed head at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (Y1sOo)
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Nice. An excellent example of the American press' straight-shooting, unbiased, just-the-facts approach to journalism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Super Flower Blood Moon gp at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: ptschett at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (uHE/j)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (UuD2k)
And what OTHER once fairly common piece of US equipment was known as an M16?
Posted by: This field intentionally left blank at November 08, 2022 12:01 PM (8erNz)
Halftrack?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:03 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (9O0Vg)
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (SCeYK)
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Nice. An excellent example of the American press' straight-shooting, unbiased, just-the-facts approach to journalism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (DU+/6)
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"Also...Republicans are about to steal the 2022 election."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (sTWe+)
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (JCZf/)
Posted by: spindrift at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (wBpKf)
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Watching is a crime now? Observation is suppression?
Elections are public affairs, are they not?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:04 PM (DU+/6)
one would think they wouldn't be so blatant, but it's not like the media will report on it anyways...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (WhsXQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (Ld3dP)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (UuD2k)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (yZlY6)
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (RiUof)
It wouldn't have happened if our body politic wasn't a joke.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Deepstate Anal Fondlers at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (kdfTn)
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (krQz2)
This shit is really getting out of hand.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (Q87sy)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (u4CEu)
because the elections official at her location looked up her social media and saw she's a Republican.
As long as those angels in blue make it home to their families at night. Amiright, or amiright.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (+DQk7)
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (0IeYL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (44ww/)
For the Nth time: KEEP THE GRAY COLOR SCHEME, or at least use it intermittently to keep things graphically lively.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (kdfTn)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (XZaPZ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (yZlY6)
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Postin' Ace-style!
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scratching his head over School Board candidates at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: Super Flower Blood Moon gp at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (24fqN)
Posted by: Zek at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (fsV7e)
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (v0R5T)
There are still people who don’t trust DeSantis and think he is some kind of Romney in disguise. How much more can this guy do to convince you?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 08, 2022 12:05 PM (EpDzw)
As long as we forget and forgive 2020, all other elections will be fairsy-squaresy!
Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (RiUof)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (PwNLq)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (GkGYg)
Seen any?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (T3arw)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (3vQN0)
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Well, he could be a little less sanctimonious!
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (2p2kz)
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Posted by: ( | ) at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (BdMk6)
Seems unlikely.
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Is she a legitimate example of election rule violations, or is she running the long game to execute a frame-up? This may be an unpopular opinion, but so be it: I don't care.
Elections are dirty as hell, fraud is rampant, nobody is honorable and the law is irrelevant. If she is running a long game, then fine. Whatever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Blago at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (PwNLq)
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The SOS race in AZ is arguably more important than the governor's race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ( | ) at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (GkGYg)
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I am calm and centered by his presence.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (0IeYL)
It'd be a shame if some fedcoats got shot while resisting arrest for trespassing.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scratching his head over School Board candidates at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2022 12:06 PM (WhsXQ)
It is intentionally blatant. The message is: we will do what we want. Mitch McConnell endorses this message. And, yes, it is directly related to the lifting of the consent decree the Republicans entered in relation to legal representation in election contests.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kJLpK)
Which shows a BLATANT POLITICAL BIAS. Equal protection under the law... so last Millenium.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Jaguar at November 08, 2022 12:07 PM (+DQk7)
You show the cop your credentials. Then you point out that he is violating election law if he evicts you. Get him to call his supervisor. Claim he should be evicting the person violating the law. Make it a nightmare for him. And then sit down and make him arrest you.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: JT at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kdfTn)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (XvPQV)
King Harv took the gray pill.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (GkGYg)
The center does in fact hold.
Posted by: Zek at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (fsV7e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (DU+/6)
They'll use their Secret Nazi Stare to change votes to Republicans.
Everyone knows that and experts agree-- it's science.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (63Dwl)
https://tinyurl.com/4rnsn7ka
Yeah, sounds on the up and up.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The Mouse can do what she wants, because she's still the SOS. Same with PA AG Shapiro, who can also do what he likes, because he's still Attorney General.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (906pl)
Posted by: Booger from Revenge of the Nerds at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: ( | ) at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (sn5EN)
All they had was the normal "I voted" ones.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (krQz2)
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;
How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;
And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: JT at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kOpft)
He was armed and I feared for my life. - Deputy Sheriff
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Booger from Revenge of the Nerds at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (T3arw)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Det. Mills at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (DU+/6)
For example trans-male becomes tragic-male.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (UuD2k)
And welcome to the argument made by the Anti-Federalists, as to why the Bill of Rights was not to be trusted. It was always a method to let the Federal Camel's nose inside the State's tent.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (+DQk7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, scratching his head over School Board candidates at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (GxhRW)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (44ww/)
I don't know how that is legal. In Philly, we aren't allowed within 100 yards of an polling place, unless we are actually voting.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (63Dwl)
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And the blog is gray.
Ace went for a walk...
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Completely agree.
Everything Fox puts out has poison pills embedded.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (zaWyB)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (3vQN0)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Concur.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (6WvEm)
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged?
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged then hanged?
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged then left to the dogs?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (bFHf8)
But spare your country's flag", she said.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (T3arw)
Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kOpft)
A real shame.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (lz5hY)
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He's excited over election day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (DU+/6)
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Posted by: Det. Mills at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (sn5EN)
Some Pennsylvania county whose name I don't recognize has voting machine issues. If it's a county in PA I don't recognize it glows red in the dark.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (y3pKJ)
Everything Fox puts out has poison pills embedded.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (zaWyB)
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The quoted article is ABC, but the press outfits are also all interchangeable parts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (krQz2)
This thread needs some Grecian Formula...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (wtvvX)
Add colored fonts from time to time too please.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kOpft)
What a terrible thing to even think about!
Posted by: Just Lily at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (8Zm2K)
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged?
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged then hanged?
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged then left to the dogs?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (bFHf
Public stockades.
Posted by: Det. Mills at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (yHsuS)
On election da-ay
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (DU+/6)
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I'd say we are still an order of magnitude more functional than their voting machines...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (YIVH2)
All they had was the normal "I voted" ones.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (krQz2)
........
What a ripoff.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (kJLpK)
Add colored fonts from time to time too please.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:13 PM (Z32m1)
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Racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Sv58p)
Dogs would be too merciful.
Stripped, tied to a pole and flogged, covered with maple syrup, and left for the ants.
Posted by: Booger from Revenge of the Nerds at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Concur.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (6WvEm)
Only if you like the comments in a gray-box thread to be 50% complaints about the gray boxes.
Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (flINI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Yes. Especially since the current SOS was installed by Fontes. She was one of the two-weekers. As in, it took two extra weeks (or more?) for her to get enough votes to "win" the election.
Posted by: soulpile at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (hiX0r)
Posted by: DOJ Officials at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (lO5WT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (bkUtD)
I assume they are allowed to enter if someone calls saying there is an issue that needs the police. Hhmmm, or is murder allowed at a polling place? Interesting.
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (EpDzw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (UuD2k)
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The narrative has been downloaded.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Give the cheater time to contemplate his deeds before punishment.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (bFHf8)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (BJKQV)
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (PiwSw)
Started out like it might have a happy ending, but, no.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Luke at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (GxhRW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Mike Pence at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (flINI)
Anyway, just now back from voting.
It's a lovely, sunny day, in the 50's...no reason not to get out and vote, vote, vote.
The polling place was empty...maybe five voters in total at this precinct. This is very odd given the demographics of the neighborhood, as it skews older / retired. In years past, voting at this time of day would have been a nightmare.
And my kvetch of the day: Enough with three generations of candidates from one family. Especially when the recent generation's spawn is an idiot. Unfortunately he was on the R and I line...didn't want to vote for him, but I had no choice.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kOpft)
A good start?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (63Dwl)
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And the blog is gray.
Ace went for a walk...
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (krQz2)
... on Election Day.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (UKxAD)
A *GRAY* wave!
Let's do this!
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (OTzUX)
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The narrative has been downloaded.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Yep, I fully expect most (maybe not all) races to go blue.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (RiUof)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (OTzUX)
Just got back from doing my bit. There is a 0% chance the couple ahead of us cancelled our votes. They were complaining about the fact that they WEREN'T asked for ID, as the law says they ought.
I was taken aback that there was no provision for write ins for most slots, just a few.
Another question: Have they tried making it very difficult (or worse) for those who are unmasked? That would not be a random split.
Now to the content.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: IanDeal at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (MGjjz)
Posted by: FilmLadd at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (NWWmm)
Posted by: Gandalf the Grey at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (swBIN)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (m88bE)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (sn5EN)
Give the cheater time to contemplate his deeds before punishment.
Posted by: Braenyard
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'Mistakes were made. This calls for amnesty'.
Posted by: Cheater at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (GxhRW)
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The narrative has been downloaded.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)
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Remember way back in the before times when we could count votes the same day?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: WiNO - Now Fortified with Fraud
I sincerely hope she files a lawsuit, because you cannot force a poll watcher off the premises because of her political leanings. Maybe next election we have armed poll watchers and see what happens.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (bFHf8)
The shoe is on the hand it fits
There's really nothing much to it
Whistle through your teeth and spit 'cause it's alright
Oh, well, a touch of grey, kind of suits you anyway
That's was all I had to say, but it's alright
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (UKxAD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (UuD2k)
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Great news!
Posted by: Bentadick Cumbatch at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (krQz2)
If the only person with a gun inside a polling place is a cop, then the law is what that cop says it is, as long as he's the only one with a gun. And on a one-day event like voting, that really is all that matters, because on that rare event that a judge says different six months after the fact - its too late.
Thats how its "legal".
Posted by: Jaguar at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (+DQk7)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (gmo/4)
Broken-hearted
Cast my ballot
Then the murders started.
Yeah, I know, but it's all I got this morning. Coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (anj39)
Let these silk stocking nancy boys from Hoover's Whorehouse cool their jets in jail.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (UKxAD)
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Aliens, man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (6vA7M)
Honest question - why wouldn't they stand for it? Consider:
- the 2020 election was stolen in broad daylight and the right bent over and took it dry.
- the GOP has campaigned on virtually nothing and, for a few moments, was looking at a 'red wave.'
- Cruz, Paul, McConnell, McCarthy, Grassley and all the rest will still have their phony-baloney jobs after today's 'vote' is over.
- they know there isn't going to be any sort of nationwide strike, backlash or punishment for the Dem steal, because you - the putative 'voter' - have to work, pay your bills and feed your family. You can't afford to protest the steal.
So, again, why shouldn't the GOP 'stand' for it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (AW0uW)
Federal offense ... months ago (?) some black postal delivery worker was on video dumping ballots (presumable requested mail in ballots) in some garbage can ... rather than delivering them in this nice neighborhood (probably conservative). How many years did she get? heh ... probably scolded for not dumping them more privately.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (Cus5s)
She adds that if you've already checked in, you should NOT go to another place and cast a provisional ballot, because it probably won't count.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (bFHf8)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (Xrfse)
Give the cheater time to contemplate his deeds before punishment.
Posted by: Braenyard
I would love to be the interrogator:
"What is your name?"
"TOOK TOO LONG!! POW! BAM! BIFF!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: FilmLadd at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (NWWmm)
Use an ad-blocker. Oh damn, now Ace will ban me for mentioning ad-blockers!
Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (OTzUX)
https://bit.ly/3DU1iFA
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Erik L at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (sOdP3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (lf83v)
No glare.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:16 PM (bFHf
You know what else is easy on the eyes? Some daily Daddario.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (anj39)
The last time it was mostly about getting rid of Trump.
Everything else was gravy.
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Do you, uh, recall the name? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (SbUgV)
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (igJSL)
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Can we non-public figures sue for libel? Wouldn't they have to show that it was a reasonable belief, and not just something they pulled out of their asses because it suits them?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: SOS Hobbs at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (iXEZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (Ouyuk)
"Mail ballot deadline extended in Georgia after clerical error...A judge in Georgia has ordered one state county to extend the deadline for returning mail-in ballots for hundreds of people.
A clerical error in Cobb county north of Atlanta meant just over 1,000 people did not get sent their ballot papers.
Some have voted in person and others have been sent ballot papers by overnight mail.
But instead of 19:00 on election day, those voters will have until 14 November to get their papers back, as long as they are dated by today.
State officials have blamed “human error” for the problem.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi Post Watcher at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (lf83v)
I don't know how that is legal. In Philly, we aren't allowed within 100 yards of an polling place, unless we are actually voting.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:11 PM (bkUtD)
Maybe you should ask the cop to show *his* credentials, and then call the local number to verify his badge number, and ask why's he there trying to kick you out. Make the fckers own it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (llON8)
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Without looking, my first guess would be Fulton county, then, Dekalb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (SbUgV)
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Detective Mills the Kwisatz Haderach at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (W7Wi6)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (sn5EN)
Wow, that's a shame. It's almost like they're creating ballots to elect Tank Abrams.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (bkUtD)
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you see a white house
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (WxZPK)
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N
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (krQz2)
You too? The only way to get rid of them is to click on the box to see the comments.
If only Ace knew.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:12 PM (bFHf
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I disagree. There should be degrees.
If you, an individual, cheat on your individual vote (voting twice, etc. - retail voter fraud) then the punishment should be severe but non-permanent. 7 years in the stony lonesome, perhaps.
If you cheat beyond the individual scope, however - if you're a vote mule, for example or engaging in other mid-level vote fraud - then it should be more severe. 15 years.
If you cheat as an official - that is, if you engage in *election* fraud in any way whatsoever, no matter how minor - l then it should be life without parole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2022 12:17 PM (Xrfse)
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I always vote against those on general principle. We pay a fortune in taxes for education already. Maybe if the student outcomes showed improvement over time, I'd feel better about paying *more*. But they don't.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:09 PM (kJLpK)
true, and i hope against hope that somehow we pull this out and we get to watch mitch cry his eyes out in january and ANYONE other than him takes the leader job...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (WhsXQ)
So if the monster got there before the trash was last compacted, who flushed a fully grown monster?
Also, why compact your trash when you're just dumping it into space?
Nothing about that scene makes sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
"Election officials in Arizona's hotly contested Maricopa County say they're working "as quickly as possible" to address technical issues with voting tabulators.
"We've got about 20% of the locations out there where there's an issue with the tabulator, where some of the ballots that after people have voted they try and run them through tabulator, and they're not going through," said County Chairman Bill Gates in a video posted by the elections department.
He added they were trying to fix the issue as soon as possible, but if voters encountered difficulties, they could also put their ballot into a secure box as a back-up. He also said people could go to another voting location in the county to cast their ballot if they preferred..."
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
It's always the same states. Georgia, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Arizona. Every damned time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (Ouyuk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (XvPQV)
One thing I really love about living in a red area is that, without regard to outcomes, there will be no violence in my streets after today's democracy theater wraps up. I missed that living in Denver. Nobody gets shot in the face here for supporting the wrong criminal from the wrong gang.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (oINRc)
Yep, I fully expect most (maybe not all) races to go blue.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM
We're counting on it! We can't let those MAGA morons take over the party!
Posted by: Mitch McConnell and the rest of the GOPe at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (lf83v)
By the way- why is it that Democrats don't want people to see what they're doing?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (UKxAD)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (sn5EN)
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Of course!!! They did this in 2020 and suffered not once single consequence for it. Not one.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (sVtYq)
Without looking, my first guess would be Fulton county, then, Dekalb.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Well, third on my list would have been Cobb. Should have said so, because that is what it is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (SbUgV)
(. ) (. )
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (kdfTn)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (WxZPK)
If you cheat beyond the individual scope, however - if you're a vote mule, for example or engaging in other mid-level vote fraud - then it should be more severe. 15 years.
If you cheat as an official - that is, if you engage in *election* fraud in any way whatsoever, no matter how minor - l then it should be life without parole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (DU+/6)
I feel slighted.
Posted by: Death by strangulation at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (Ouyuk)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (anj39)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 08, 2022 12:22 PM (kFrCu)
COUNT 'EM UP!
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (v0R5T)
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Especially from all of those Americans voting in Central America and Mexico.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (V13WU)
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An extra week's a long time. This is not enough scale (probably) to matter, since it's only 1,000 ballots - but it will buy they delay others will need to engage in jiggery-pokery in other jurisdictions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (DU+/6)
They are really doing this.
It's the same play as 2020.
Just keep the ballots coming.
Days.
Weeks.
Months.
Whatever it takes.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Do you, uh, recall the name? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2022
***
Root-a-wreck-tomy
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (J2vNu)
I wish Pres Trump announced last night in Ohio, but he chose to put everyone else first.
He’s held 30 rallies in 17 states, hosted 43 telerallies & 52 candidate fundraisers, & endorsed 285 candidates while being politically persecuted.
He’s put everyone else first all along.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (lf83v)
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Should have put a tie on the door.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (lf83v)
Great little town. Just don't speed through there or you'll understand how they got their name.
Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (SCeYK)
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think about it, somehow, 40 years ago, the GOP *agreed* in a consent decree to not monitor elections.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (V13WU)
Tee hee!
Posted by: SOS Hobbs at November 08, 2022 12:19 PM (iXEZB)
... who wants it to be Election Month.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (GkGYg)
I welcome the crying and tears !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bruce I'm warning you . . . at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (Xbrvq)
Posted by: Skip's phone at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (kdfTn)
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ezzept the early voting has been very disappoint for lefty fash
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
Forget it, Sniffy. It's George ("Only a Sith thinks in absolutes") Lucas.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
The husband of my daughter, Ivanka, advised me that the FBI are good guys and I should do whatever they say. Jared is so great!
Posted by: Donald J Trump at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (ai2Yq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Why, it's as if there is a pattern...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: Glenn Frey at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (YJwUM)
So if the monster got there before the trash was last compacted, who flushed a fully grown monster?
Also, why compact your trash when you're just dumping it into space?
Nothing about that scene makes sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
The trash is compacted so it doesn't smear all over the ship. I'm less clear on how a create of such size could survive in a trash compactor, maybe it hides in the exit chute?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (bkUtD)
I have long held that it should be the law that to run for an office other than the one you currently hold you must resign first. Even before the primaries.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (V13WU)
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This, right here, is what happens when you let Bill fucking Gates run an election.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:15 PM (lz5hY)
Bill, Eye Floaters? Try the Bausch and Loomb AREDS2 vitamins for a month. They worked for me and two of my sisters.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (V13WU)
See my post at 196 about Kari Lake's comments on that. Putting the ballot in a secure box is fine, going to another voting location to cast a provisional ballot may screw you over.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Flatten the curve ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (M+Lyo)
So if the monster got there before the trash was last compacted, who flushed a fully grown monster?
Also, why compact your trash when you're just dumping it into space?
Nothing about that scene makes sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
The Empire were space commies and wanted to reduce their ecological footprint...?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (llON8)
Just because they say it, it doesn't mean it's going to happen.
But yeah, this is an example of voter suppression, Democrat-style
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
New law. If a state can't get their shit wired tight in one day, they are kicked out of the union and must wait a voting cycle to reapply for statehood.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (9SrGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Ouyuk)
DOJ: Arizona ballot drop box monitoring can amount to illegal intimidation
https://tinyurl.com/2ymh4nay
The "local" TV news from the neighboring county ran a story last night about how the prog vote counter in the ultra red county is worried about being shot and has set up contingency plans.
I think she was going to say something about the Pelosi "attack" but caught herself before she did.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (MFZ8i)
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"DENIED."
"You can't do that!" they'll complain.
"Your fuckups are not my problem. Do better next time."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (AiZBA)
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These people aren't too good at figuring out self-reference.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (krQz2)
It's the same play as 2020.
Just keep the ballots coming.
We have the politicians for that. Not enough of them did enough to clamp down on election fraud. Sure, the Democrats are going to cheat - again - but a lot of the GOP did nothing after 2020.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (5jGJ9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (DU+/6)
In fact, it really irritates me when a doc is left-justified, leaving all of those raggedy right margins. It just not….neat.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (UKxAD)
Posted by: Woke Napoleon at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Comrade flounder
I always put Ivanka and Jared first.
Especially Jared.
Posted by: Donald J Trump at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (ai2Yq)
Did anyone ever even attempt to explain those 105 clearly identical (xeroxed or something) ballots from that one GA county in 2020? One of my favorite blatant fraud examples of 2020.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (WxZPK)
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They knew then where they stood: with the Uniparty. They ran a good game for a long time when it comes to conning the rubes, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (bhRsz)
yeah, I hope they hear her and see her tweet
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (V13WU)
Weeks.
Months.
Whatever it takes.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (AbL8c)
Biden said this a couple of days ago. You seem surprised.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (XZaPZ)
Nothing about that scene makes sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
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It's possible it was being compacted so that it could be sent to another facility in the Death Star to be recycled into useful components...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Insom - Good to see you here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: rickb223
it used to be one day, and that's it. The Dems turned it into Election Week, which is how these pricks cheat their way to winning. How has no one stopped this??
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (mR6Gs)
New York is probably mucking it up still
_______________
It is. The winning numbers have been announced, but they can't announce the winning tickets because New York's computers are down until tomorrow. They don't know how many winners -- if any -- are from New York or what they have won.
Thanks, Gov. Hochul.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (lf83v)
I'll let you decide for yourselves which of those is most important to me.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (GYIa4)
Yeah, I know, but it's all I got this morning. Coffee hasn't kicked in yet.
Posted by: Diogenes
Maybe you should have gone with the itch and scratch?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (zaWyB)
He was literally telling everyone the fucking game plan.
Posted by: GMan at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (GfWuY)
Was it from a powdered donut?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (Ouyuk)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
I've been pretty clear on this, but as a sample:
1) Start tossing Dems in jail for election fraud- including "harvesting" of ballots.
2) Remove Soros prosecutors and allies from all influence on government. Fired, not suspended.
3) Make the health/ pharma industry accountable for their vax lies.
Anything less I can get with Trump.
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (igJSL)
I got the all month voting countin' blues
They're counting everything they can until we lose
They counted all the ballots in the Buicks they could get
Now they're emptying the warehouse and they aint done yet
It's a dang sure funny way to choose
I got the all month vote countin' blues.
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)
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It might be, but I still suspect the real point is to get a broader delay. "We can't certify because those ballots are still valid" and all the while, surprise "found" ballots keep leaking in elsewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (7ZloE)
Meh.
I didn't believe anything ABC said yesterday.
I won't believe anything they say tomorrow.
I sure as hell won't believe anything they say today.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (anj39)
New York is probably mucking it up still
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It is. The winning numbers have been announced, but they can't announce the winning tickets because New York's computers are down until tomorrow. They don't know how many winners -- if any -- are from New York or what they have won.
Thanks, Gov. Hochul.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (lf83v)
New York winner(s): Hochul, K
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (llON8)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (Ouyuk)
New York is probably mucking it up still
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (Ouyuk)
........
Probably was a Honduran tortilla vendor.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (xxG/v)
So if the monster got there before the trash was last compacted, who flushed a fully grown monster?
Also, why compact your trash when you're just dumping it into space?
Nothing about that scene makes sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (UuD2k)
The trash is compacted so it doesn't smear all over the ship. I'm less clear on how a create of such size could survive in a trash compactor, maybe it hides in the exit chute?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 12:24 PM (eYoxG)
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The Death Star is a Brand New Weapon. How did the Trash Monster get so freaking large in a few months?
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (lf83v)
++++
The winner is Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York City.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (lz5hY)
Guess I'll see you guys in the Senator thingy
Posted by: FETTERMAN at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: Walt Kelly at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (sVE6f)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (V13WU
And you only spent 20 !
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (7ZloE)
She's certainly in the top 5. Candidates will likely have at least a year to prove themselves.
Posted by: trev006 at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (igJSL)
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in turn, republican voters tell reporters they should expect something in return.
Posted by: this is why we can't have anything nice at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (r4dKF)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (sTWe+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (zaWyB)
I went to the pharmacist about it.
He said he had just the thing and to walk this way.
I told him if I could walk that way I wouldn't need the cream.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (anj39)
Look Fat, there's 30 states not being intimidated by the DOJ. Ain't that enough for ya?
Posted by: President Joe Biden at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (Vu7A1)
Was it from a powdered donut?
superbeets
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:28 PM (7ZloE)
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Who still won't be allowed back in after lunch.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (V13WU)
____________
It was from old man McCreary at the Haunted Mill.
And he would have gotten away from it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your dog, Scooby Doo.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (lf83v)
He was literally telling everyone the fucking game plan.
Posted by: GMan at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (GfWuY)
Right, and I've been saying it's much like what the commies pulled in 1930s Spain, which I read about in a book by another Moron...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (llON8)
Did anyone ever even attempt to explain those 105 clearly identical (xeroxed or something) ballots from that one GA county in 2020? One of my favorite blatant fraud examples of 2020.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (OTzUX)
I would imagine the rule change is for everyone and not just those 1k ballots. Would they be able to adjust for those late ballots individually?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)
It was fed every day with an Imperial Storm Trooper that failed his shooting test.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:14 PM (llON
The 24 are the states where they plan to steal and do not want interference with the theft.
Our Democracy requires quite a bit of vote rigging.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (kJLpK)
https://tinyurl.com/4rnsn7ka
Yeah, sounds on the up and up.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Rl7KJ)
______
That gets me to a blank gettr page.
But it also reassures me that the Official Horde Experts were 100% right that we, who feared a steal, are stoopid paranoiacs. Just like in 2020.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (UKxAD)
UniParty. After all this time, and all the example we've watched of the GOP and DNC collude - good folks still fall for the ruse of the GOP as an opposition party.
My Man, the GOP more than nothing in 2020. Collaboration does require effort.
Posted by: Jaguar at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (+DQk7)
the compactor monster can compact
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:21 PM (V13WU)
See my post at 196 about Kari Lake's comments on that. Putting the ballot in a secure box is fine, going to another voting location to cast a provisional ballot may screw you over.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:25 PM (bhRsz)
Most large-population counties are now set-up to let county residents vote at any polling location, not only one that has been designated for your precinct. In Harris County, TX, I can vote at a polling location 40 miles away from my precinct if I choose. Not a provisional ballot, a ballot ballot.
Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (AMIL/)
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The Death Star is a Brand New Weapon. How did the Trash Monster get so freaking large in a few months?
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)
It's a space alligator that someone flushed when it got too big to be cute. They grow really fast.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (flINI)
........
At least she's not talking about her bent dick.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: GMan at November 08, 2022 12:27 PM (GfWuY)
---
He came out and said he's stopped all drilling in another one. He even emphatically repeated "No drilling. None" (or something like that).
Now, how are the "more leases than anybody!" people going to spin that one about Biden handicapping our oil production. Of course the White House made it clear that you didn't hear him say what he said. So...
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (llON
This is true! I was there!
Posted by: Brian Williams at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (PiwSw)
This is a great day to clean weapons, sharpen bayonets and sip whiskey.
And not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (anj39)
Go back to the last prequel movie when Palpatine shows Darth Vader it is under construction.
By the time Luke is old enough to pilot an X-Wing pretty sure the monster grew also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (Ouyuk)
Was it from a powdered donut?
superbeets
Posted by: stochastic
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Texas SuperFood?
Posted by: Walt Kelly at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (5CUJ1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (UKxAD)
***
Not bad for a woman of her advanced age
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (XnbJC)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:30 PM (V13WU)
Don't spend it all in one place.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (o86+b)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (kJLpK)
This is probably what these scumbags tell themselves before going to bed, so they can sleep at night.
"Yeah we're cheating connivers who connive and cheat, but we're saving Our Democracy from Trump and his voters.'
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (Z32m1)
You know how long it takes to build a Death Star?
Posted by: Intergalactic Pipefitters Union, local 1313 at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (bs+z0)
They should announce that the state that f'ed up is not eligible for the Wednesday and Friday Drawings, unless the tickets were bought prior to the announcement.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (llON
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Not to be pedantic, but it's more akin to a squid than an alligator. Thus, it has a very fleshy body that doesn't get squeezed into pulp when the compactor is activated.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Insomniac
**fist bump**
Haven't seen you in a while, brother. Hope you're doing well.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (V13WU)
and Buick trunk ballots
thumb drive ballots
got stuck behind the copier ballots
mail truck was late ballots
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (geLO8)
Trump gave Benny Johnson of Newsmax a ride back to FL yesterday. Trump says hello and he'll be back soon.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (flINI)
A message from Cocaine Mitch?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (Ouyuk)
https://tinyurl.com/4rnsn7ka
Yeah, sounds on the up and up.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 08, 2022 12:10 PM (Rl7KJ)
***
R2, see if you can lock down those two aft tabulators.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (anj39)
______________
Couldn't Darth Vader simply go to the compacter room and crush it himself using The Force?
It's a 10-minute operation for a guy like that.
4 minutes if Count Dooku is available.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (lf83v)
He's one of the more dangerous politicians I've seen. I just do not understand Americans that totally lack the capability to see through his BS.
They are doing this in Missouri too. The monitors are not going inside but staying outside. What is their problem? What are they trying to hide?
the Constitution (and federal laws enacting same) are superior to state laws/constitutions but DOJ has to actually point to something in that constitution/law enabling their actions. Particularly since the federal constitution gives the most control over elections to the states.
Hmmm, what if congress sent them? Constitutionally congress can define a lot of parameters around voting for congressional seats nationally IINM
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (pmoqr)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:31 PM (llON
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Not to be pedantic, but it's more akin to a squid than an alligator. Thus, it has a very fleshy body that doesn't get squeezed into pulp when the compactor is activated.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (YIVH2)
I *said* space alligator... plus it's George Lucas we're talking about... ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (llON8)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
++++
If they're smart, it will be the power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Insomniac
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I added my nail to democracy's coffin as well.
I hope come ... whenever ... that I will be dancing on that grave.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Devildog Dan at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (Qjr/Y)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (GkGYg)
I'm probably the biggest pessimist here and I'm expecting pudding time !
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM
To be more topical, I'm wishing for a flaming can of Chef Boyardee.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (BF0SU)
thumb drive ballots
got stuck behind the copier ballots
mail truck was late ballots
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (geLO
Don't forget the slow boat from China ballots.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (AiZBA)
I resent turning election day into a three-week affair. Not even because of the fraud.
These human shitstains in DC managed to make cmapaign season a year long. So every other year, we get to spend a whole year listening to these shitstains blabber on endlessly about how totally awesome and not-shitstainy they all are. Blah blah blah blah for a damn year.
But it used to end after Super Tuesday. Now we get to hear about them and their ridiculous pageant for *EVEN MOAR LONGER* in the age of blatant fraud, which I need like an extra hole in my head.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022
***
The 1876 presidential election, no doubt. No wonder there was all the fuss about Hayes vs. Tilden.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: JT at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (T4tVD)
___________
The freaking Sith dump their steroids into the trash and the monster grows faster and larger.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (BF0SU)
***
NOW I'll buy a ticket
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (flINI)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (YIVH2)
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Lucas rolled it on the Wandering Monster chart. ¯\_(ツ
_/¯Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (krQz2)
State lottery page now shows next Powerball jackpot to be $20 million annuity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (Ouyuk)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (D19AP)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022
***
Happy grays are here again
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (GWxtm)
++++
Notice that they never, ever ask this question about their own side - a side that operates in secret as a matter of course and in who's rottenest jurisdictions, nobody is allowed to look in on elections ever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (DU+/6)
pretty sure that just means it doesn't wear a bra
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (kJLpK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (2xlV3)
When we knew the results of all elections three minutes after the polls closed in California?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (YIVH2)
Clearly there is some pipe or other spot where the garbage monster can escape the compactor. We know this because it runs away at the first sound of the crusher starting up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (Xbrvq)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (qoLdL)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:29 PM (V13WU)
I got a rock.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (GkGYg)
Looks like I'm gonna get raped by a bunch of commies. Again.
Posted by: Columbia, Avatar of the US at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: Supreme Court at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (lO5WT)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: rickb223
it used to be one day, and that's it. The Dems turned it into Election Week, which is how these pricks cheat their way to winning.
How has no one stopped this??
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Because BOTH sides are in on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (9SrGz)
https://bit.ly/3DU1iFA
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (bkUtD)
==
Yeah clerical error - its about a 50/50 county I think. Gave them a week to return the ballots. It isn't enough to do any damage, even in a state rep race. I am certain everybody is on edge after 2020. Watch Maricopa County and watch what Lake is saying. No signal flares being fired by her team.
Posted by: Black JEM at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (xWZcb)
State lottery page now shows next Powerball jackpot to be $20 million annuity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (Ouyuk)
If a moron win, they're legally required to purchase a spectacularly adorned fuck yacht, and hold an out to sea MoMe.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (V13WU)
Go back to the last prequel movie when Palpatine shows Darth Vader it is under construction.
By the time Luke is old enough to pilot an X-Wing pretty sure the monster grew also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:32 PM (Ouyuk)
The Star Wars Prequel Movies do not exist, much less the Kathleen Kennedy Sequels.
Actually the real Star Wars Saga died when the Ewoks showed up.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:34 PM (YIVH2)
It left after releasing Skywalker and a door shut just prior compaction began. I have a trash compactor story that is best suited to ONT. Think brown fountain.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (bFHf8)
We thought they'd never end --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 12:38 PM (yQpMk)
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According to Wookiepedia, it managed to burrow a hole in the side of the compactor room (digestive juices?) so it could hide there when the compactor is activated.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (YIVH2)
All of this angst about machines down and mail in ballot counts only matter if the early vote is close to the election day vote. Which means low turn out today.
Election day turnout has exceeded expections in 2016, 2018, and 2020. The data has shown massive intent for GOP voters to vote today.
Early vote didn't hit the numbers needed and ABC is wishcasting if they think more votes are sitting in post offices that will overcome today's vote.
Everything I've seen is turnout is heavy in GOP areas so far, so we will see what happens.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (jMBNJ)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2022 12:36 PM (BF0SU)
........
Shit. Shouldn't have told my boss to fuck off yesterday.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (D19AP)
Or is he just reporting from the other side?
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (GkGYg)
Well with the $2.04 billion jackpot we talked in a previous thread of buying an aircraft carrier.
Weasel wanted to bomb small defenseless countries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (Ouyuk)
Let them in, and they interfere to protect Dems or harm the Repubs. Kick them out, and you're hiding your election misbehavior. Win/win.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Bothan in an alligator suit at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (x8HKZ)
Wow, that's a shame. It's almost like they're creating ballots to elect Tank Abrams.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:20 PM (bkUtD)
good news is, they messed up and said a number. so if she trails by over 1000 then they can't logically say they "found more mail in ballots" as they already admitted to that number...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (WhsXQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (7ZloE)
So if the monster got there before the trash was last compacted, who flushed a fully grown monster?
Also, why compact your trash when you're just dumping it into space?
Nothing about that scene makes sense.
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It's one of the stupider scenes. The Spaceballs literally combing the desert makes more actual sense. Star Wars are only good movies if you're first seeing them when they were originally released. They really don't hold up.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (7ZloE)
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Believe it or not, that *is* on my "to do" list if/when I win a sufficiently large Powerball lottery...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Bobbie Knight at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (EgTjf)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:23 PM (WxZPK)
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The GOP didn't like Ronny Reagan. It was probably to scuttle the Reagan ship.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (w/VHS)
the hq is like duct tape. it has a grey box side and a bold italican side and it holds the world together.
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (oY6Yp)
"Still need to register? You can visit your county elections office until 8 p.m. tonight to register and vote."
Written in multiple languages.
I hate this damn place.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (anj39)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 12:33 PM (bs+z0)
**hugs**
Hope you are right.
Believe you are wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Joey Pudding at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (D19AP)
this year, allegedly, the gop has lawyers ready to appeal said unlawful cheatfare
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2022
***
People who still refer to Americans as "bloody colonials"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (AwYPR)
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Me. I have a grey hampster.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (krQz2)
Let them in, and they interfere to protect Dems or harm the Repubs. Kick them out, and you're hiding your election misbehavior. Win/win.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (DU+/6)
My take as well, Joe. Mitch and Kev probably will reach across the aisle to federalize state election commissions and procedures to demonstrate unity.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (kJLpK)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (V13WU)
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YOU are Donald Trump and hang out at AoSHQ?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (K3TEc)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (pLSJi)
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (AwYPR)
***
Sasha
_________
Jennifer. With hungry eyes. In a corner.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Chairman Xi at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (lO5WT)
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (WxZPK)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (pmoqr)
https://bit.ly/3DU1iFA
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2022 12:18 PM (bkUtD)
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Nope. No cheating at all. Though I do expect to take GA.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM
Press Secretary pays $88/hr. ?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Good News: Small crowds at the polls
Bad News: Haley Joel Osment says he sees the crowd snaking around the poll and down the street.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (5pTK/)
I keepz tellin ya... 'Our Democracy' means rule by Democrats.
Posted by: Intergalactic Pipefitters Union, local 1313 at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (V13WU)
Love Trump, but I wish he'd wait, because I know EXACTLY what's going to happen---the media is going to stick a mic into the face of every newly-minted GOP congressman and Senator and ask them if they support Trump and ALL of them are going to mumble, stutter, dissemble --and look like deer in headlights--- things that are going to give us agita
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (mR6Gs)
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Yup.
Posted by: Don't bring me down at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (lv/j6)
Posted by: Karl the Kommie at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (l3SW6)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (D19AP)
Or is he just reporting from the other side?
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM
If he's referring to me, I hope to be reporting a great deal of DU's despair as they are crushed and driven before us, so you can hear the lamentations of their genderqueer.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (kJLpK)
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On what Constitutional grounds?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Intergalactic Pipefitters Union, local 1313 at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: rickb223
it used to be one day, and that's it. The Dems turned it into Election Week, which is how these pricks cheat their way to winning.
How has no one stopped this??
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
Because BOTH sides are in on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (9SrGz)
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Make it a state law that absentee and mail in ballots are authenticated starting a week or two BEFORE the election. No opening or tabulating the actual ballot envelope until Election Day. MN has this law. Wolfe in PA Vetoed this law.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (Z32m1)
Well, not YET.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (AbL8c)
We've already got a pretty snazzy flag for our new country.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (7ZloE)
This is a great day to clean weapons, sharpen bayonets and sip whiskey.
And not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Diogenes
////
Wholeheartedly endorse the part about not taking counsel of your fears. Excellent advice.
Posted by: Prime Sister at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Morseus at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (juzNv)
==
note the formulation.
voter suppression. not the same as illegal voter suppression.
Every vote must be counted! (even the illegal ones)
Posted by: Diagraming DNC sentences at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (r4dKF)
Posted by: Intergalactic Pipefitters Union, local 1313 at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (oHd/0)
"Our Democracy" is like La Cosa Nostra---it means "Our Thing." Basically, the Uniparty.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (K3TEc)
no, no. I am not Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (V13WU)
we make the machines. no need for srow boat now
Posted by: Chairman Xi
we just folded space from xi. many machines on xi. new machines.
Posted by: third stage guild navigator at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)
This is a great day to clean weapons, sharpen bayonets and sip whiskey.
And not necessarily in that order.
Posted by: Diogenes
Always good advice.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (kJLpK)
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On what Constitutional grounds?
___________
Constitutional grounds?
We don't need no steenkin' Constitutional Grounds.
Posted by: The Democrats at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM
Your Essence du Penguin cologne is launching that day, just in time to battle Axe in the Christmas gift battle?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (kJLpK)
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On what Constitutional grounds?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
Their Cayman Islands Banking Accounts building and grounds.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (Z32m1)
Yea, Like there is going to be a "Next Election"!
Posted by: Paladin at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (oUzmL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM
I've seen a surprising number of signs for the Democrat candidate, what's-his-face Jones. Don't expect her to lose or anything, it's just weird.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Karl the Kommie at November 08, 2022 12:43 PM (l3SW6)
Fuck that Commie.
Zombie Pete is probably sucking Zombie Stalin's cock even as we speak
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:26 PM (flINI)
i'm still interested in her va va voom...
even if she's old now.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (WhsXQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at November 08, 2022 12:37 PM (D19AP)
Or is he just reporting from the other side?
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM
If he's referring to me, I hope to be reporting a great deal of DU's despair as they are crushed and driven before us, so you can hear the lamentations of their genderqueer.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (GWxtm)
Maybe indicate that in some way in your posts so you're not mistaken for a troll.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (GkGYg)
Everything I've seen is turnout is heavy in GOP areas so far, so we will see what happens.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
---------------------------------
I don't worry about the post office
I worry about Buicks idling in the alley
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (bFHf8)
Well, not YET.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (AbL8c)
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There's going to be a post-ED push to count the votes still coming in.
Trust me.
And also this "Democracy is dead" thing isn't going away. Their people don't need stimulus from reality, and don't take too kindly to it butting in.
Just like people walked around for four years *sure* that Trump was authoritative-izing over them, they'll walk around for 2 more *sure* that democracy is dead.
The Democrats have an ideological paralysis that people can only walk away from. They don't change in place.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (krQz2)
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*nodding their heads yes*
Posted by: The Coen Bros. at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (r4dKF)
Posted by: Karl the Kommie at November 08, 2022
***
Wasn't that a movie with Bette Davis?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Is it as effective as Sex Panther Cologne?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM
I know, I know, we fuck up occasionally, but we do a pretty good job ensuring 120% turnout in blue areas!
Posted by: Democrat Voting Machine and corrupt local officials at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (GWxtm)
GrAy in America.
_________
GARY in Indiana.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
Gyro in Greece.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
The invisible part of the Constitution the courts frequently cite that reserves all rights not specifically bestowed on the states to be conferred on the federal government, a/k/a the "Mirror 10th." See "Gay Marriage" for more details.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (kJLpK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
Constitution? that is sooooo last Millenium!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (oHd/0)
GrAy in America.
Posted by: Morseus at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (juzNv)
GHeY In San Fran
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (M+Lyo)
https://tinyurl.com/Election-Monitor-Jurisdictions
They are in Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Florida, Georgia, Massachusetts, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, North Carolina, NC, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, PA, RI, SC, TX, UT, VA, WI.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (FGctj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM (pLSJi)
++++
I dig it. I'm glad you're keeping well!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (DU+/6)
GrAy in America.
_________
GARY in Indiana.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
Gary in Diana
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (uGukK)
Posted by: Chillin the most at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (0uQp2)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (jMBNJ)
Time to show my work. I've placed bets for Republicans on the following:
Senate: NV, CO, AZ, NH, IL, WA
Governor: MI, PA, IL, CT, NY, OR, NM, ME
If they all win, I'm up 10x on my 'investment'. I don't think I'll do worse than breakeven, but we'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (9miN6)
GrAy in America.
_________
GARY in Indiana.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
Gyro in Greece.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (yHsuS)
Greg
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (flINI)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: MJ at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (FGctj)
Why is NJ on this list?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
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I just drove through Gary, Indiana recently. The orange skies are gone.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (+BsyR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (i5lJm)
GrAy in America.
_________
GARY in Indiana.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
Gary in Diana
______
TBrSs7# in PensLVNYA.
Posted by: John Fetterman at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (kJLpK)
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how something you need a LICENSE for, can be a RIGHT. I mean... you need a license to get married, a document created by the State. Thus, without a state, there would be no license, ergo, it cannot be a RIGHT.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)
GrAy in America.
_________
GARY in Indiana.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
ARGY in Argentina
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (FGctj)
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Uh, you have North Carolina in there twice...I guess they need TWICE the poll watchers or something...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (YIVH2)
I worry about Buicks idling in the alley
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM
♪ On the road again
Just can't wait to get on the road again ♪
Posted by: Buick filled with ballots heading to Pennsylvania at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:41 PM
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They've repeatedly shown they can't run cities or fulfill the role of a dog-catcher for that matter.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (krQz2)
NOW I'll buy a ticket
Posted by: Truck Monkey
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I agree, 2 Billion just wasn't worth my time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (aIFM5)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (FGctj)
Why is NJ on this list?
took a wrong turn in albuquerque?
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (oY6Yp)
The county's Bureau of Elections is responsible for reviewing all ballots returned by mail. Those considered flawed are segregated & the Bureau attempts to contact voters to give them a chance to obtain a new ballot at the Voter Service Center, for completion & return during the same visit. Voters who didn't receive their vote-by-mail ballot can check the status online & visit the Voter Service Center to obtain a replacement. Vote-by-mail ballots must be properly completed, sealed, signed & dated to be counted before 8pm today.
A Philly radio station reported Comcast CEO Roberts had a flawed vote-by-mail ballot as did a well-known attorney. So we see if they can F-up, anyone can.
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 12:45 PM (V13WU)
Look, everone, it's Enrique Palazzo!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (906pl)
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (AwYPR)
Why is NJ on this list?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:49 PM (mR6Gs)
To protect any donk congressman whose reelection might be dicey
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (+BsyR)
What ever happened to 'En fuego' guy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: The Welsh at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)
I hope your a lucky man with NY.
I think Zeldin winning will change America most, because liberal governors will realize they are doomed if they continue down their path, and they'll have to start fighting crime.
Figure NY isn't just blue, but gets bluer by the day as conservatives flee. Zeldin isn't just getting voters for Pitaki, he's getting Cuomo and Biden voters if he wins.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (7ZloE)
Ahh, good times.
Vote harder people.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (FGctj)
We have 6 weeks to go, people! This is far too early for "Carol of the Bells" and "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (J2vNu)
All of this angst about machines down and mail in ballot counts only matter if the early vote is close to the election day vote. Which means low turn out today.
Election day turnout has exceeded expections in 2016, 2018, and 2020. The data has shown massive intent for GOP voters to vote today.
Early vote didn't hit the numbers needed and ABC is wishcasting if they think more votes are sitting in post offices that will overcome today's vote.
Everything I've seen is turnout is heavy in GOP areas so far, so we will see what happens.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (jMBNJ)
While I've said I expect cheating along the lines of Spain in the 1930s, I should also say I am oddly more optimistic because it seems people are *finally* getting a fcking clue about how bad the commies are (just wait until *next* year!!), and your analysis helps give me confidence in the latter belief.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (kJLpK)
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On what Constitutional grounds?
___________
Constitutional grounds?
We don't need no steenkin' Constitutional Grounds.
Posted by: The Democrats at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (lf83v)
Grounz! Grounz!
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (4I/2K)
Well, not really. Kind of surprised they're not in Montgomery County and Lucas County too.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (W+kMI)
Just can't wait to get on the road again ♪
Posted by: Buick filled with ballots
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The life I love is hauling ballots for my friends...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (aIFM5)
A Philly radio station reported Comcast CEO Roberts had a flawed vote-by-mail ballot
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Well, he's a Dem voter, so the other 5 or 6 he filled out should make up for it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (eacmp)
No Worries, We'll Fill It Out For You - a limerick
Now that Election Day is nigh
We can't let our DEMOCRACY™ die!
So we'll harvest un-cast ballots
Drop them off all stacked on pallets
And let our Fraudulent' Freak Flags fly!
Posted by: Muldoon Gump at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (i5lJm)
Here, you dropped this:
t
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Teri Garr's Excellent Breasticles at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (2soUa)
GrAy in America.
_________
GARY in Indiana.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (lf83v)
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Ragy in Portland OR
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:42 PM (kJLpK)
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On what Constitutional grounds?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
Ha ha. HA HA. LOLOLOL!!!!
Oh, you're serious? Uh...no one has standing? Supremecy clause, it's a tax....good and plenty clause? You don't believe that limited powers, 10th amendment nonsense do you?
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2022 12:48 PM (kJLpK)
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Literally NO part of the Cons. reads that way.
Even the literature around the 14th says that "rights" cannot be counted or enumerated (doctrinally correct). That there are virtually unlimited number of rights. But it does not confer them to the discretion of the federal government.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM
He dropped in a couple of weeks ago that I saw.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (kXYt5)
DOOOOM
Charlie fuckin' Brown would look like Norman Vincent Peale in this place.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (CCSxw)
Glad you're here.. Never thought I was going to be the optimistic one here
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (Zzbjj)
Bob Seger> Pete Seeger
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (mR6Gs)
Bob Seger > AIDS > Pete Seeger
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (oINRc)
Democrats can't fit as many ballots in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (Ouyuk)
Every Li-ion fire destroys a lot of work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (GYIa4)
Everything I've seen is turnout is heavy in GOP areas so far, so we will see what happens.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2022 12:40 PM (jMBNJ)
*takes deep breath*
*slowly relaxes*
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (bhRsz)
==
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (GWxtm)
Maybe indicate that in some way in your posts so you're not mistaken for a troll.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (GkGYg)
I rather thought the *nic* was a clue...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (llON8)
Meanwhile... Calif could get interesting under this rubric... as they supposedly use the signature from your drivers license to verify your vote electronically.
But, the sig on your license is done on one of those silly little touchpads, so your signature looks NOTHING like your written signature.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (oHd/0)
Democracy in peril: Dumb people think this
Abortion: only affects liberals in red states and their vote will be useless in a red state.
Climate change: no one cares, regardless of what they say
Helluva strategy!
Posted by: MJ at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (mR6Gs)
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Remember when somebody looking "just like a commie" had to "Get Out of Denver"?
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (UKxAD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
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I agree, 2 Billion just wasn't worth my time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (aIFM5)
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Hang on to that $2. Powerball website now says there was one winner in CA.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (W+kMI)
We don't need no steenkin' Constitutional Grounds.
Posted by: The Democrats at November 08, 2022 12:46 PM (lf83v)
Grounz! Grounz!
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (4I/2K)
_______
We are the Federales. Give us your guns.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2022 12:52 PM (eacmp)
Bergan county couldn't have stole the election for Murphey, Hudson did some of that shit!
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
Ha ha. HA HA. LOLOLOL!!!!
Oh, you're serious? Uh...no one has standing? Supremecy clause, it's a tax....good and plenty clause? You don't believe that limited powers, 10th amendment nonsense do you?
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (GWxtm)
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It was very much a rhetorical question, though I'd be curious to see how it would play out in real life.
At what point does a state simply tell the feds to go fuck themselves?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YIVH2)
DOOOOM
Charlie fuckin' Brown would look like Norman Vincent Peale in this place.
==
In the immortal words of the Electric Light Orchestra
Don't bring me down . . .
Posted by: just roll with it at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (lv/j6)
If federal DOJ goons set foot inside polling places from which a state government order prohibits them from doing so, clap their asses in irons and haul them off to jail.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (pNxlR)
It appears that we are in for a long afternoon and evening of
DOOOOM
Charlie fuckin' Brown would look like Norman Vincent Peale in this place.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (CCSxw)
I, for one, am confident Team Red scores a touchdown today. Problem is, I couldn't care any less about it. Oh well
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Invisible Lady at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (NIYa7)
*******
He burned out way too young...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
Better to burn out than fade away?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (XvPQV)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:35 PM (GWxtm)
Narrator: They were mistaken.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (GYIa4)
*******
He burned out way too young...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
'Tis better to burn out than to fade away.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (llON
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Ditto
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
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How much of that will be "donated" to Newsom's presidential campaign run?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (llON
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Ditto
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (DU+/6)
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I second that ditto.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YJwUM)
my bananas have a caption "Hey. let's form a republic!"
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (Zzbjj)
*******
Please oh please let it be DuPape...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (kXYt5)
We have 6 weeks to go, people! This is far too early for "Carol of the Bells" and "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (J2vNu)
It's obscene. The Christmas season starts at 3 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day; or, if you must, when the Macy's Parade concludes with Santa Claus. Not a second before.
This is known.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Invisible Lady at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
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And the rich get richer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (DU+/6)
Hang on to that $2. Powerball website now says there was one winner in CA.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Please tell me it was Nancy Pelosi. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (oINRc)
*******
He got fiired?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
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He died in an EV fire?
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (AGEGB)
*******
He burned out way too young...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
'Tis better to burn out than to fade away.
Posted by: Comrade flounder
He's in the Disco Inferno
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (f2T7o)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Voting machine tech.
Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (AwYPR)
........
Climate changed here last night, fucking raining and freezing.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (NIYa7)
The guy who sang "Rock Me Gently?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (mR6Gs)
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50 quatloos says it is an illegal alien.
100 quatloos says it's the guy who broke into Paul Pelosi's house.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (YIVH2)
Ha ha. HA HA. LOLOLOL!!!!
Oh, you're serious? Uh...no one has standing? Supremecy clause, it's a tax....good and plenty clause? You don't believe that limited powers, 10th amendment nonsense do you?
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at November 08, 2022 12:53 PM (GWxtm)
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It was very much a rhetorical question, though I'd be curious to see how it would play out in real life.
At what point does a state simply tell the feds to go fuck themselves?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YIVH2)
FL and MO seem to be getting close to that point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (kXYt5)
I heard it was Newsom
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (FGctj)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (oHd/0)
Did you see some of the signature matches from 2020 AZ, didn't just look like the signatures were from different people, looked like they were from different species, and they were accepted.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (7ZloE)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:51 PM (oHd/0)
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The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (7ZloE)
They found a lot of late votes in Bergen county, and those votes tipped the election to Murphy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (9X/y4)
*******
Please oh please let it be DuPape...
Posted by: Muldoon
People on Facebook are already livid. They've said that the winner better not be in California or it's proof positive that it's fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (9SrGz)
*******
He burned out way too young...
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (kXYt5)
'Tis better to burn out than to fade away.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (yHsuS)
Remember us:
Hope I die, before I get old...
Posted by: The Who at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
No, senor
Posted by: Hola, Amigos at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (FGctj)
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I knew a girl named Nicole who was referred to as Hurricane Nicole...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YIVH2)
You mean like Ron DeSantis telling the Feds they are NOT allowed in polling places under Florida Law?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (oHd/0)
Actually the real Star Wars Saga died when the Ewoks showed up.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (Z32m1)
This is my take. The Star Wars saga is two movies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (GYIa4)
Hang on to that $2. Powerball website now says there was one winner in CA.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM
A Canadian citizen who makes hemp jewelry?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (y3pKJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I dunno, ask Pennsylvania. Or any "sanctuary state".
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (YJwUM)
Why is NJ on this list?
took a wrong turn in albuquerque?
Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM
Those morons got complacent, and the extra fraud we had to pull to keep that Republican truck driver out of office was embarrassing, so we gotta keep an eye on them this year.
Posted by: DNC operative in the DOJ at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (f2T7o)
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Where people go to pay for their disco sins.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)
That is a logical, well thought out argument. OVER RULED!
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (kXYt5)
I heard it was Newsom
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Twas moi!
Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (lv/j6)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
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Now they can afford a place to live...
Posted by: Haywood at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (CoAd5)
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Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 12:44 PM (GWxtm)
Maybe indicate that in some way in your posts so you're not mistaken for a troll.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM (GkGYg)
I rather thought the *nic* was a clue...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (llON
I did, too, but he's been pegged as a troll (see 398; maybe 24?).
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (GkGYg)
Hang on to that $2. Powerball website now says there was one winner in CA.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Please tell me it was Nancy Pelosi. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (oINRc)
Sorry, YD.
Winner is David DePape.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Eeyore
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I suppose we could discuss Tyre vs. Tire.
As to British Naval buffery, I'm now into the 6th of the Ramage series of books. Entertaining, and Pope knew his Napoleonic sailing ships.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (Qq7oc)
Posted by: William Joel at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (G0vdT)
Please tell me it was Nancy Pelosi. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 12:56 PM (oINRc)
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42-year-old illegal alien David Wayne DePape.
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (AGEGB)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I dunno, ask Pennsylvania. Or any "sanctuary state".
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (YJwUM)
I believe we have already started here.
Posted by: kraken at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (Vr12I)
Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (9X/y4)
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The people doing intake when I went (right when they opened, so as to miss a minimum of work) said that the crowd when the doors opened (there were 15 people in line, including me - I counted) was larger than usual. The line was still 10 deep (consisting of some new people, of course) when I walked about the door 13 minutes later.
Dunno if it means anything or not. This is my first election here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (pmoqr)
Hammer Boy
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (lz5hY)
They found a lot of late votes in Bergen county, and those votes tipped the election to Murphy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (XIJ/X)
i thought it was Paterson and Newark--and the excuse was that a couple of machines were down and their votes hadn't been tabulated "yet."
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (mR6Gs)
Actually the real Star Wars Saga died when the Ewoks showed up.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 12:39 PM (Z32m1)
This is my take. The Star Wars saga is two movies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM
You monsters are trying to erase Ace from existence!
Posted by: AoS HQ Extremist at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (GWxtm)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (GYIa4)
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I usually allow 2.5 movies, because Return Of The Jedi has enough in it to make a decent 3rd act.
Not Hamill's "acting", though.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (llON8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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See: 1861
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (Zk6oW)
Posted by: General Tso at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (eacmp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (UKxAD)
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Horde mind. It's a beautiful thing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Humiliation is Part of the Kink at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (AGEGB)
It's Mercer County, so there are not very many Republicans, but there is a bitter (by this town's standards anyway) school board election here, with charges of racism and misogyny (thrown against a female immigrant candidate), as well as pleas for support of the school board's "equity" curriculum.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (K63dq)
Posted by: Blondie at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (XIJ/X)
The county drop boxes should be in front of police stations.
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (Zzbjj)
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For some weird reason, he never blossomed as an actor until he got into voice acting.
Posted by: One heck of a joker at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (lv/j6)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (7ZloE)
They found a lot of late votes in Bergen county, and those votes tipped the election to Murphy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (XIJ/X)
CBD, any news on why Ciattarelli folded so quickly on the challenge? I really thought he had good reason to keep fighting.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (9miN6)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (pmoqr)
I think the record is actually north of 2000. Day after PTD elected, IIRC.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (906pl)
"Oculus Founder Creates VR Game That Kills You In Real Life If You Die In Game":
https://tinyurl.com/YGTBFKMRN
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (FGctj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (UKxAD)
I put it up Dec 1 and take it down Dec. 26
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (bs+z0)
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Isn't pegged when a girl....oh never mind
Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (9X/y4)
*******
He was that rare star that burned across the AOSHQ sky!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM (gmo/4)
/Golf clap.... well played...
Vinny reference!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YIVH2)
FL and MO seem to be getting close to that point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (llON
Hopefully AR will be a third once Sanders takes over.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (K63dq)
Immigrant doesn't like tranny shit?
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (Zzbjj)
Posted by: rickb223
Anonymous Conservative believes Cabal would never let just anybody get that kind of wealth. Sounds crazy, as he often does, but also doesn't. At all.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (YJwUM)
"Oculus Founder Creates VR Game That Kills You In Real Life If You Die In Game":
https://tinyurl.com/YGTBFKMRN
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (FGctj)
Whoa
Posted by: Neo at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:00 PM (UKxAD)
I put it up Dec 1 and take it down Dec. 26
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (bs+z0)
I put up the day after Thanksgiving... take down right after New Years...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
There are twelve days of Christmas.
NONE of them are in November.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (9SrGz)
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Rbastid
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Send shivers through governors above the 40th parallel.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (bFHf8)
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Uh, guys? People are buying them for porn.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (G90WW)
Right.
Posted by: a.moron at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (pmoqr)
I think the record is actually north of 2000. Day after PTD elected, IIRC.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (906pl)
Concur...
Man o man, election night and the next day.
I hope to experience that thrill at least one more time...
Posted by: The Who at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (CCSxw)
The Lord is on the throne. His will is being done. Even if he's only giving the evil a chance to incriminate themselves as they betray their own claims to "civil-mindedness" because they just "know better".
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223
Anonymous Conservative believes Cabal would never let just anybody get that kind of wealth. Sounds crazy, as he often does, but also doesn't. At all.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (YJwUM)
Welcome to the 2020s, the decade in which conspiracy theories transitioned to spoilers.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (llON8)
looking for mild winters and no tornadoes
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Carmenzoid at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (uErkz)
Posted by: Pat Green at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (CCSxw)
Everyone knows Thomas is the real chief justice now. He's an alpha male, Roberts is an F-to-M trans.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (ZGrMX)
Anonymous Conservative believes Cabal would never let just anybody get that kind of wealth. Sounds crazy, as he often does, but also doesn't. At all.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:02 PM (YJwUM)
Then why not "fix it" to ensure 2000 people win $1M each?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (mR6Gs)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (G90WW)
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Really? What's the appeal of porno through a VR headset?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (DU+/6)
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(lays $20 on table)
Hunter Biden won it.
They just want to see the response.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (G90WW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (YIVH2)
FL and MO seem to be getting close to that point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (llON
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Hopefully AR will be a third once Sanders takes over.
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The first one to toss the Department of Education out is the winner.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (XHZzR)
what about us heathens, rake-hells, rapscallions, blackguards and ne'er-do-wells?
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (geLO8)
https://tinyurl.com/YGTBFKMRN
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (FGctj)
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The next KILLER APP!
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (Z32m1)
looking for mild winters and no tornadoes
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (geLO
I'm pretty sure that rules out Missouri.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (llON8)
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I'm guessing the same as porno through things other than VR headsets.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (G90WW)
"Oculus Founder Creates VR Game That Kills You In Real Life If You Die In Game":
https://tinyurl.com/YGTBFKMRN
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:01 PM (FGctj)
This is a popular fiction trope.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (eYoxG)
Hair:
[] not on fire
[] on fire
Tits:
[] Calm
[] Hysterical
Jets:
[] Cooled
[] Flaming with RAGE!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (VoNp6)
Sounds like George Carlin's old "Baseball vs Football" routine.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (mR6Gs)
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It's only 1000 ballots
Actually it turned into 137,462 ballots counted, just enough to give Warnock his victory. How only 1000 turned into so many, it's a miracle, like the loaves and fishes.
Posted by: GA Election Board - totally on the up and up! at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (fs1hN)
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Cuz it makes you believe its not your hand that is stroking you.
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (XHZzR)
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (GkGYg)
The bad news: It is only worth $200 million cash option, after taxes, in 2020 dollars.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (yHsuS)
Right.
Posted by: a.moron at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (tu3iY)
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It's easy if you just understand it at a schoolyard level. The Dems want their way.
They don't want you to say what they don't want you to say. They don't want you to vote how they don't think you should vote. Everything they don't think should be made taboo (which means disallowed as a thought) for its "moral sins". Trump should have never gotten into office, and never done anything they didn't want.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (bs+z0)
Yeah, Ron SeSantis........I could have done without reading that too, but as I see and said jokingly though it may be true, cult of DeSantis. God how we love our flavor of the month politicians. Just like love addled guys over the flashy hot chick, ignore the red flags and then eventually get burned. All your friends warned you and could see it and in the end, "how could she do that to me, I NEVER SAW IT COMING!!!!
Posted by: JROD at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (G90WW)
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Well sure, but it would need to be a damned sight better to justify ungainly, expensive additional hardware...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (pmoqr)
I think the record is actually north of 2000. Day after PTD elected, IIRC.
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Didn't Pelosi's anal hammer story have 1000 comments in an hour or so?
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (G90WW)
South side of St. Louis. 40 years ago. Now?
Small towns well outside the big cities.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (9SrGz)
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(lays $20 on table)
Hunter Biden won it.
They just want to see the response.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (G90WW)
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Winner is some dude names Paul "Peen" Ham Ar.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (anj39)
The various PA Boards of Election will not be able to contact every voter who returned a flawed mail-in-ballot because Comcast may have not gotten its free, equitable wifi to every deserving, eligible and allegedly properly registered individual AND/OR because some people simply don't have fixed addresses to which letters of notification for a flawed mail-in-ballot can be sent.
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Zzbjj)
The bad news: It is only worth $200 million cash option, after taxes, in 2020 dollars.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (yHsuS)
I'd be over it before the check cleared...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (CCSxw)
bannedpollworker.jpg
This is S.O.P. in Philadelphia. In 2020, Black poll watchers were ejected from their precinct, in an AA neighborhood. Their crime: they are registered republicans.
Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (dCxaZ)
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It's only 1000 ballots
Actually it turned into 137,462 ballots counted, just enough to give Warnock his victory. How only 1000 turned into so many, it's a miracle, like the loaves and fishes.
Posted by: GA Election Board - totally on the up and up! at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (fs1hN)
Like Tribbles.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (geLO
You get to ride along for free. Pretend to be grateful.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish
Yeah. The Horde pounded them out toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (9SrGz)
[✓] not on fire
[] on fire
Tits:
[✓] Calm
[] Hysterical
Jets:
[✓] Cooled
[] Flaming with RAGE!
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (krQz2)
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I'm guessing it's cheaper than marriage. And I guess you're actually getting to imagine a sexual encounter.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (G90WW)
Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (gLRfa)
Romans 13:1
Posted by: Carmenzoid at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (uErkz)
I rather thought the *nic* was a clue...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM
I did, too, but he's been pegged as a troll (see 398; maybe 24?).
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 12:58 PM
Yeah, not a troll...I try to post the most outlandish stuff from DU (when not posting other stuff under other socks). I used to put a line or two of commentary first, but that limited my DU schadenboner text limit lol
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (GWxtm)
Hair:
[X] not on fire
[] on fire
Tits:
[X] Calm
[] Hysterical
Jets:
[] Cooled
[X] Flaming with RAGE!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (VoNp6)
Comments: 1) It is better to set the other poor SOB's hair on fire. 2) I thought the AoS Style Guide *defined* Boobs as Calm and Tits as Not Calm
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 01:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 08, 2022 01:09 PM (AiZBA)
looking for mild winters and no tornadoes
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM
How about California? Except for the earthquakes, wildfires, mudslides, droughts, floods, and Zombie Democrat Hordes, it is OK. And they have no tornadoes!
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:09 PM (Z32m1)
The funny part is it was broadcast simultaneously with what I know is happening in Maricopa.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi's Gay Anal Hammer Handle Fetish Can Save Democracy at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (G90WW)
[] not on fire
[] on fire
[x] Absent
Tits:
[] Calm
[] Hysterical
[x] Sitting there on my manly chest
Jets:
[] Cooled
[] Flaming with RAGE!
[x] Suck
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (anj39)
Didn't think God was into politics
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2022 01:06 PM (bs+z0)
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Politics is about policy. Policy is about moral, civic decisions.
You don't think he's into decisions?
While I would agree he's not "into politics", elections have consequences.
He's into consequences.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 12:54 PM (llON
So many jokes are missed by people who don't check the nic.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (K63dq)
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If Tim Ryan wins, you know it was a stolen election.
Posted by: Canary in a coal mine at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (vl6jK)
If Pennsylvania Senate race is close, courts could decide whether officials can count key votes
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:07 PM (Zzbjj)
Price gouging! Profiterring!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: leftists at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (BdMk6)
It sucked as theater because Democrats managed it like they do everything.
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (KYbC/)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 01:03 PM (9SrGz)
Christmas season starts when the months end in brrr
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (GYIa4)
#rookies
Posted by: zombie shoeless joe jackson at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (tF/Gf)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (geLO8)
I lived there during the 1990's when I worked for GE. Missouri has two bad cities STL and KC. The rest of the state is Jesse James land and OK.
Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (DU+/6)
Ditto is cop talk.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (GYIa4)
Romans 13:1
Posted by: Carmenzoid at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (uErkz)
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Just like Jesus told the people that they must obey the leaders because they "sit in the seat of Moses" before calling them a brood of vipers.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (4bdou)
looking for mild winters and no tornadoes
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:04 PM (geLO
Missouri isn't the place for no tornadoes. The area south of Springfield is nice, winter isn't bad, but tornadoes are a thing there.
Posted by: a.moron at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (tu3iY)
Oh, look at Mr. Platinum Membership with his checkmarks!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (KYbC/)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:10 PM (GYIa4)
#rookies
Posted by: zombie shoeless joe jackson at November 08, 2022 01:11 PM (CCSxw)
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Somebody's reading content?!
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (tF/Gf)
Send me their number. I'll call them too.
We cap probably get some others in on it too.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
According to the article, it's a reality now. Explosives are involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (FGctj)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (tF/Gf)
Might want to wait a few days of counting and found ballots.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 08, 2022 12:55 PM (DU+/6)
Ditto is cop talk.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (GYIa4)
...ahhemmm.
Posted by: zombie Rush Limbaugh at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (CCSxw)
And FJB will keep mumbling for us to all stay calm and be patient.
What happened in Brazil when everyone knew the steal was in?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (4ZE6o)
For several years, I used to spend a few months creating a Christmas CD for a group of friends. I stopped two years ago, for two reasons:
- they call came out as COVIDiots;
- with the proliferation of dedicated satellite stations, anyone can tune into one and find more music than I possibly could.
So I said 'fuck them all.'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (AW0uW)
Wait until they invent splat-o-vision
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (4bdou)
Smell-o-Vision FTW.
Posted by: Prof Farnsworth at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (oTZbj)
Romans 13:1
Posted by: Carmenzoid at November 08, 2022 01:08 PM (uErkz)
Keep in mind this is a Republic, so we are the governing authorities and the people in government are our employees.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 01:12 PM (yQpMk)
I'll put my marker down. 3 minutes after the polls close, we'll be on to the 2024 election.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: DB
Try as I might, this idiom has me tilting my head like a confused dog.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (YJwUM)
********
That and a frequen-purchaser 10-visit punch card will get you a small coffee.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
According to the article, it's a reality now. Explosives are involved.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:13 PM (FGctj)
Sounds illegal.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (GkGYg)
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison
Speaking of...what ever happened to the commenter "no"? I'm not around much, but I don't recall seeing him post in a while.
Posted by: Oedipus at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (QXvUl)
Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (4bdou)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 12:59 PM (pmoqr)
Ace is working on new and inventive ways to mess up the formatting for the next thread.
Or he banned himself again.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (GYIa4)
The bad news: It is only worth $200 million cash option, after taxes, in 2020 dollars.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon
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Seriously, with a few more 3/4% Fed Rate hikes, this will be true. The cash payouts have dropped from 2/3 of the Jackpot to less than half in the last 6 months.
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (Z32m1)
- they call came out as COVIDiots;
- with the proliferation of dedicated satellite stations, anyone can tune into one and find more music than I possibly could.
So I said 'fuck them all.'
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (AW0uW)
Send them CDs with loop of All I Want For Christmas and Feliz Navidad.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:16 PM (geLO8)
I rather thought the *nic* was a clue...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
I think people have forgotten that "The Dem Underground" was a thing like 15 years ago. After all, we're only 29.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2022 01:16 PM (IyrhE)
Whoops. That's merely a motto emphasizing the importance of self-initiative & agency.
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 01:16 PM (NIYa7)
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (Z32m1)
Yeah, I ballparked it, but figured it was close enough.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:16 PM (yHsuS)
Hear an ad yesterday. They played the worst three songs.
I'm done.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (anj39)
>>When do we get a Predictions Thread? I'll put my marker down; Republicans +4 in the Senate. +30 in the House.
Put it this way, irrespective of massive and profound cheating, if Republicans can't romp in this environment then there will never be conditions sufficient to allow them to romp.
I also suspect there to be massive cheating, but as they say we shall see.
Gird your loins, it's going to be a bumpy couple of weeks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (MDmJR)
Posted by: Volodimir Zelenskyy at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: DB at November
OT - My son referred to someone as a blackguard not you😉
over the weekend, except he pronounced it incorrectly and I had to correct him. I had to laugh, though. I don't know where he read that word; It's so old fashioned Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (msIl/)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
I stole it from Full Metal Jacket
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 08, 2022 12:47 PM
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Remember when somebody looking "just like a commie" had to "Get Out of Denver"?
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022
***
"Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (J2vNu)
looking for mild winters and no tornadoes
Posted by: DB
Boot heel in the southeastern corner. But you had better be independently wealthy, able to work from home, retired or a farmer. No jobs in that area.
Most everything north & northwest of that is getting into tornado alley.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (9SrGz)
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (yHsuS)
That's pretty much the playlist on these all-Xmas stations.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (t4BDZ)
With regard to Missouri, I’ve always thought it weird that it borders both Tennessee and Nebraska.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (UKxAD)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (geLO8)
Or he banned himself again.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:15 PM (GYIa4)
Out voting?
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (yHsuS)
I did my student clinicals in the Bootheel. Poor doesn't begin to cover it.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (45fpk)
"Hark! The herald angels sing
Mmmlm tmm lm nbmm
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (YJwUM)
Look up Fairhope, Al
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
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That's OK. They won't be getting up today anyway.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (uGukK)
Godspeed, Maxie!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: fd
yes- not a troll
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (sn5EN)
I thought buzzion had that beat covered???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (CCSxw)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (UKxAD)
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Someone has to.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (VoNp6)
Peter McNab, former NHL player and long time color commentator voice of the Colorado Avalanche dead at 70 after a struggle with colon cancer.
Godspeed, Maxie!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:05 PM (geLO
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You're just going to have to white-knuckle it out.
I'm just reminding confessing Christians that the Lord allows things ... like letting the tribes of Israel wander in the desert while the residents of the land sacrificed their children to Moloch by frying them in the heated idol's hands, while He was waiting for their "judgment to be full".
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Barking Dogs at November 08, 2022 01:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:21 PM (geLO8)
looking for mild winters and no tornadoes
Posted by: DB
The only real issue with tornadoes is if you live somewhere that you can't build a basement.
Posted by: Synova at November 08, 2022 01:21 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2022 01:18 PM (sn5EN)
I thought buzzion had that beat covered???
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 01:20 PM (CCSxw)
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Different "other side".
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (v0R5T)
CO is going to be one of the places where things get truly dark in this country. It's going to be a scary place. Too many deplorables in close quarters with too many communists. When this goes down, they are going to run wild through the countryside in CO. Get out of there while you can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (oINRc)
******
Yeah, well Colorado borders three other states at a single finite point, so there!!
Only three other states in the Union can claim that distinction.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (kXYt5)
@Redistrict 17m
It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.
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Spicy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
The FJB family will have the White House wedding of the last century this month. Nothing will flaw the importance & deter the guest list of its dynasty.
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (NIYa7)
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Maybe one more, tornados aren't real good about rearranging the furniture on the upper floors.
Posted by: Vault Tech salesman at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (vD+SE)
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (v0R5T)
Peter McNab, former NHL player and long time color commentator voice of the Colorado Avalanche dead at 70 after a struggle with colon cancer.
Godspeed, Maxie!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM
Back in the day McNab was a draft pick of the Sabres, and played three seasons here.
The guy was a notorious pussy magnet...puck bunnies couldn't get enough of him.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (CCSxw)
Coming into Sunday’s elections, the party of President Daniel Ortega already controlled 141 of Nicaragua’s municipalities. But having outlawed the country’s main opposition parties and jailed dozens of opposition figures, the field was clear for the Sandinistas’ sweep.
Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: fd
While I do appreciate it, none of it shocks me.
I read Ars Technica comments. They're far worse.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Sharkman
Sounds illegal.
Posted by: m
If I sell a gun or a VR headset full of C4 to a dude and the dude knows what it is, if he chooses to blow his own head off with it, it's none of my business. And should be legal.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (FGctj)
Posted by: Kumala at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (4AAHv)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2022 01:17 PM (MDmJR)
Will a jock strap do?
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (0OP+5)
@Redistrict 17m
It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.
Spicy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Here we come, stop the final tally!
Posted by: Fleets of old Buicks!! at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (Zzbjj)
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*continuing*
Not to worry, we'll get it fixed in about a week to 10 days.
Posted by: Game plan adjustment at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (vD+SE)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Synova at November 08, 2022 01:21 PM (BD/yx)
if you are building? May I suggest upgrading your Storm Shelter to a Fall-out Shelter?
Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (Z32m1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (UKxAD)
We don't have basements, but country houses DO have unattached underground root cellars/storm cellars.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (9SrGz)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (5pTK/)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (YJwUM)
Careful you don't hang there too much, lest you fall into a spiral of depression, confusion, and rage from which you can never recover. I hear they call it an "Ars Hole"...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (Zzbjj)
https://tinyurl.com/2dscan6m
Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (eOEVl)
A little hobby farm property there would be nice, or just a place with enough room for a big barn/shop/garage out back and maybe your own private shooting range.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (UKxAD)
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inherently dangerous non delegable duty - its like someone wants to not only go out of business, but also forfeit all of their assets.
Nope. Not Real.
Posted by: YMMV but prolly not at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (yYZ9U)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (YJwUM)
Binding Prayer for a Fair and Moral Election
In His Name and by the power of His Cross and Blood, I ask Jesus to bind any evil spirits, forces and powers of the earth, air, fire, or water, of the netherworld and the satanic forces of nature. By the power of the Holy Spirit and by His authority, I ask Jesus Christ to break any curses, hexes, or spells and send them back to where they came from, if it be His Holy Will. I beseech Thee Lord Jesus to protect us by pouring Thy Precious
Blood on us, which Thou hast shed for us and I ask Thee to command that any departing spirits leave quietly, without disturbance, and go straight to Thy Cross to dispose of as Thou sees fit. I ask Thee to bind any demonic interaction, interplay, or communications. I place us under the protection of the Blood of Jesus Christ which He shed for us. Amen
- Fr. Chad Rippinger
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (hPT8X)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (oINRc)
Won't most of the commies be stoned?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at November 08, 2022 01:25 PM (5pTK/)
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It's my understanding that she simply doesn't do the job. Her office is run by incompetents, and she doesn't care because she's never around to interact with anyone. SOS was supposed to just be a stepping stone to the governorship (which was probably supposed to be a stepping stone to the senate). It was never actually a job.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 08, 2022 01:14 PM (eYoxG)
Next time you're pulled over tell the cop you're his boss, and see what happens. The bureaucracy has become self aware, and that is most of our problems.
Posted by: DFCtomm at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (OHy0b)
Far, far away from St. Louis. Lived by WashU and there were two persons killed near me within 18 months. Not to mention people held up at gunpoint at atms. A man was fatally shot across my street. Second one murdered was a woman as she was exiting a nice Italian restaurant nearby. I lived in nice apartment complexes btw. All this was a looong time ago. So I can't imagine how bad things are now.
Also don't go into East St. Louis like I did. By mistake.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (Q87sy)
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2022 01:24 PM (0OP+5)
And they have Garland. He won't lift a finger to prosecute them, but will prosecute the people who report fraud.
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (Zzbjj)
don't want to make the Sunday night list of shame
Posted by: DB at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (geLO8)
******
Yeah, well Colorado borders three other states at a single finite point, so there!!
Only three other states in the Union can claim that distinction.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (kXYt5)
I would like to subscribe to your geography newsletter. Also, can you sell me some pot? The good stuff, the stuff you smoke yourself.
Posted by: a.moron at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (tu3iY)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (GYIa4)
Stoned, bricked, whatever's closest to hand.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Blake
It's going to give Kari and her lopsided Republican legislature all the ammo they need to tackle election reform as soon as they're in office.
It really is an outrage.
Posted by: Hylian at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (dpIbY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 08, 2022 01:26 PM (UKxAD)
I went to school there, back before there was fire. Olddog would be the one to ask now.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (45fpk)
It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.
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Posted by: Pinochet Airlines, now with polling place dropoff at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (0R+KI)
@Redistrict 17m
It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 01:22 PM (LvTSG)
Well, those are 2 states that cleaned up their elections, so this may not be totally indicative...
Posted by: Nova local at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (exHjb)
It really is an outrage.
Posted by: Hylian at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (dpIbY)
Finchem is going to clean house as SoS
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (pNxlR)
It's pretty apparent from precinct-level data in VA and county-level data in FL that Democrats have a turnout problem today - one that's unlikely to be solved in the next six hours.
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Why would it need to be? All you need in the next six hours is one broken toilet, anywhere.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (5EnGD)
They found a lot of late votes in Bergen county, and those votes tipped the election to Murphy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2022 12:57 PM (XIJ/X)
That's cause here in Hudson we pre-load our voting machines with fake votes.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (7ZloE)
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Whatever you do, don't go to the airport in Denver.
Posted by: talking gargoyle at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (yYZ9U)
Posted by: Genzconservativist at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (pmoqr)
Whoops. That's merely a motto emphasizing the importance of self-initiative & agency.
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 01:16 PM (NIYa7)
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He does. But that's just because you can do nothing apart from the faculties he's given you.
Jesus said you can do *nothing* apart from him, but I only expect Christians to see that as consistent and refining of their faith.
It's true though that in the Bible where God wanted to part rivers he had the Israelites wade into them first. You have to do a part, even it the part itself seems futile in the hope of getting the whole thing done. (Which *wading* wouldn't do).
I did not post to *preach* a point, per se, it's more encouragement for those who find their hope in the Lord.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (oINRc)
On it!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Nova local at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (exHjb)
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He's just talking about turnout of actual voters. If there is a ceiling on how much cheating can happen in most places, then it's indicative of how tough the cheat will be.
We shall see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (Q87sy)
And if you do, stay far away from the bus station.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (45fpk)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:23 PM (FGctj)
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Posted by: rd at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (Z32m1)
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That's because it's not going to be dark in the next six hours. Give it 12 hours and they can work with that.
Posted by: DFCtomm at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (OHy0b)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (5EnGD)
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And if he doesn't, it's just a feint so that we don't get too suspicious of voting in this country.
When they lose, it's always part of the plan!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, drinking whiskey and getting into fights with Sam Peckinpah at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (LvTSG)
>>Will a jock strap do?
** Peruses Marcus Aurelius's Codex of Loin Girding, 5th Edition.
Yes, jock straps are sufficient to qualify as an implement of loin girding.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (MDmJR)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (5EnGD)
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Well, Joe said billions more have to vote.
Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (krQz2)
It's complicated! You wouldn't understand.
Posted by: State Powerball Commissioners at November 08, 2022 01:29 PM (hPvGe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Gateway to the West, was Missouri back in the day. And Tennessee for some reason seemed to be the gateway from the east coast to Missouri.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (FGctj)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (GYIa4)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 08, 2022 01:28 PM (7ZloE)
They got caught in a nearby municipality in 2012, machines had 5000 Obama votes before election day.
Posted by: CN at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (Zzbjj)
Oh, I know my limits. I don't comment there. I just read there to know my enemy, once in a while.
Even that story about the explosive VR headset had them jumping on right-wingers. And fantasizing.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (YJwUM)
Now, add AZ, PA, and MI to that list in the upcoming legislative session.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I don't buy this scenario. To me (from where I sit) it looks like various enclaves (on both sides) separated by time, distance and ideology (but mostly time and distance.
Montrose/Telluride
Gunnison/Crested Butte
Glenwood Spgs/ Aspen, etc.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 08, 2022 01:27 PM (Q87sy)
Funny trivia - East SL is where they filmed Escape from New York. They needed a burned out cityscape and ESL fit the bill.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (OgrpQ)
On the plus side, I stopped at DG for milk and found dark chocolate-covered cherries. It's a good day.
Posted by: creeper at November 08, 2022 01:30 PM (HZmVP)
Posted by: Lola at November 08, 2022 01:31 PM (NIYa7)
Look up Fairhope, Al
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2022 01:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
I'd wait for the housing crash first. The best time to buy here was 40 years ago. Right now it's crazy. People are buying 4/2 brick homes built in the 1970s just to knock them down and build McMansions.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 01:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Col Andy Tanner at November 08, 2022 01:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 08, 2022 01:32 PM (6vA7M)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2022 01:32 PM (hPvGe)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2022 01:32 PM (xSnmX)
Posted by: Candidus at November 08, 2022 01:34 PM (LtKhO)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 08, 2022 01:35 PM (Q87sy)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 08, 2022 01:32 PM (xSnmX)
I learned the power of Trailing Stops today.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2022 01:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Big Star at November 08, 2022 01:40 PM (Modkf)
1) To culminate a 2 year campaign of "othering" anyone who shows even the slightest skepticism about election integrity, Biden gives a completely out of place speech, scheduled hastily, demanding everyone accept the results of the upcoming election that all indicators show is likely to be a bloodbath for his side.
Posted by: can of spam at November 08, 2022 01:41 PM (7oNMO)
2) In the final days before the election, a coordinated steady drumbeat of "any intelligent person knows that it's going to take days or weeks before the results are known" despite the fact that even a 3rd world hell-hole can count all their votes in one day.
Now, why would they stress that so hard? you may ask yourself. And that's when the final piece kicks in:
3) On election day, systemic "failures" of voting machines plus last-minute procedural changes (ala Philadelphia) all designed to do one thing: delay the counting and reporting of votes in key districts.
The only sane and logical conclusion is they're going to steal everything that isn't nailed down - and they're bringing in crowbars to try for them too.
Posted by: can of spam at November 08, 2022 01:42 PM (7oNMO)
I hope not he’s not a good guy
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