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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2022 09:59 PM (iPbC0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:00 PM (mE7cY)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:00 PM (mE7cY)
It will take two weeks to get to Alaska!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ/X)
And you need a longer arm for Long Cat threads.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (iPbC0)
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Posted by: A at November 03, 2022 10:02 PM (w/atw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:00 PM (mE7cY)
It will take two weeks to get to Alaska!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (XIJ
Even by boat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:02 PM (mE7cY)
Had to fix my car, Vmom. Will send book soon.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 10:02 PM (Bd6X8)
I realized he was overdue for his tick & flea gunk so he gpt that.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (UQUAY)
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Posted by: Jim at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (iPbC0)
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What about blackjack?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (Plr90)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (llON8)
The action is in the comments!
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Sometimes. But tonight we'll have to be content with no content.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: West at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (QY+6a)
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Content Centre of Excellence at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (SP4pi)
I haven't read the earlier thread all the way through, but has anyone commented on the best part of what she said?
She describes the Phoenix New Times as "a rag used for selling marijuana." But her co-anchor talks over the second half of her statement, "And it used to be a rag used for selling sex."
Meaning, before the Smart Phone Era, every alternative newspaper had escort ads, "massage" ads, and personal ads. You know, the kind of personal ads made fun of in Annie Hall, "Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce, and sodomy."
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: mr_jack at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (57l0O)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (wj3ZK)
What?! Nobody told me we had 'content' at this place!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM
On the morn, we shall meet in...
Isandlwana!
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (Vzmfh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2022 at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (FVME7)
Twitter staff receive email that reads:
“By 9AM PST on Friday Nov. 4th, everyone will receive an individual email with the subject line: Your Role at Twitter.”
Email will be telling them if they’re fired or not.
“To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (OIifm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (mE7cY)
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WAS!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:04 PM (7bRMQ
Who as the comedian who did a bit on how screwed up the English language is? Same word meaning multiple things.
Thinking Carlin?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:00 PM (mE7cY)
It will take two weeks to get to Alaska!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Noraly (Itchy Boots) took damn near 10 months!
https://youtu.be/bTnuoczs3tw
very outstanding video travel vlog from Ecuador -to- Anchorage.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
*sprays on some Axe Body Spray*
*heads out to the Comments Club*
Posted by: Miklos, putting comment condom in virtual wallet at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Scorpio at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (LR+Wo)
oh, I didn't hear Kari Lake's comment about the sex ads in the paper.
That's funny.
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (foa6+)
Oh well.
I'd go to the beach. But it's dark and it's shooting season.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (/z/cO)
I assume since he said 30 years that he's referring to BJ, but I don't think he was nearly as skilled. He too had a supine, bootlicking media.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Steve Carell at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (Plr90)
I'd go to the beach. But it's dark and it's shooting season.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (/z/cO
Don't dress like a seal?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: From about that time at November 03, 2022 10:08 PM (4780s)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 03, 2022 10:08 PM (nxdel)
That's funny.
Some very salty language, as well.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:08 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:09 PM (ZTQ4k)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 10:09 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 03, 2022 10:09 PM (mE7cY)
Yep: https://youtu.be/4uW1yCnnJqE?t=125
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (5jrIe)
Thinking Carlin?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:06 PM (mE7cY)
Quick search shows that subject has been covered by so many comedians. And Amy Schumer.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (Plr90)
I find it interesting that he's doing this right on the weekend before the election.
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (iPbC0)
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What about blackjack?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (BpYfr)
What about hammers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (ZTQ4k)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM
It's a Sign!
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 10:11 PM (Vzmfh)
If it's raining they may just stay home.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 03, 2022 10:11 PM (HMWox)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (/z/cO)
Maybe you can bag something! Remember, you have to throw it back if it's not big enough.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:11 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at November 03, 2022 10:11 PM (EatM3)
Drove into town for mail and groceries; just before reaching the stop sign at the end of the gravel, came across a small Chevy car with two guys in it, wrapped in blankets (it was all of 13 degrees F out). Stopped and asked if they needed help. Fuel line had split on the car. I went home, got my tow strap, and towed them across the highway, and another two blocks to the gas station. They could go inside, warm up, and get coffee. My good deed for the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Shred21 at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (JWQOY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (VwHCD)
Are you stoned off your gourd from the fumes?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (XIJ/X)
The picture that spawned the meme was taken way back in 2006, which is way earlier than I thought. Sadly, Nobiko died in September 2020 at age 18. Another reason to hate that stupid year.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (wj3ZK
Good man!
Posted by: Richard Gere at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (mE7cY)
Oregon is only a blue state because while the rest of the state usually votes Republican, the county that Portland is in (20% of the state) votes at North Korean levels for Democrats.
This has to be absolutely terrifying for the Democrats:
For Portland's county:
There are now 118,276 ballots returned. On this same day in 2018, there were 167,935.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (llON8)
"One guy's name is Oz... but the other guy is the one with someone behind the curtain pulling the strings."
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (YJwUM)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (ZTQ4k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (wj3ZK)
Almost like civilization used to be and no one thought it unusual...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
I am ready to move on. Time for New blood. No boomers, we need people who understand the nature of this fight.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (0SrVS)
Someone reminded me of a personal ad which was in the Dallas Observer years ago, "Nothing too disgusting. Diseases a plus."
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (2RBkF)
Having accepted Jim SND's challenge, I have come up with a playlist of the 100 Classical Music Pieces Every Moron or 'Ette Should Know (50 proved a little too limiting).
http://soyaraborzoi.com/AoSHQ.htm
Please feel free to write me (monsalvat61 at Gmail dot com) if you would like a thumb drive with these on them. My treat, as usual.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (foa6+)
I LOVE Thursday ONT!!!
Posted by: Shred21 at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (JWQOY)
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It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Ya want something done, you gotta do it yourself.
Posted by: West
Okay! Here's some WeirdDave-like content.
https://youtu.be/sReGQj67HJU
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (P1f+c)
It was pretty much, "Those sneaky DEMS snuck it by us, and it really isn't our fault.
Fact is, it's gonna get ugly. Pucker up."
We left after about 30 minutes, because we were hungry.
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (XIJ/X)
With polyurethane? Hell no. I use lacquer for that. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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I love this
Next non-Demoncrat POTUS needs to.do this
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:15 PM (2xlV3)
We'll, don't keep us in suspense - how'd the date go?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2022 10:15 PM (Plr90)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (mE7cY)
I've seen some folks who should be a lot taller then.
Posted by: Javems at November 03, 2022 10:16 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2022 10:07 PM (Plr90)
I find it interesting that he's doing this right on the weekend before the election.
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (llON
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November surprise!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2022 10:16 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://youtu.be/sReGQj67HJU
Posted by: mikeski
Crowdsourced ONT!
C'mon guys! Who's with me?
Posted by: Miklos Blutarsky at November 03, 2022 10:16 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Hamster at November 03, 2022 10:16 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 10:16 PM (Csa3Q)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)
By this day do you mean Nov 3? Or do you mean 5 days before Election Day.
Because you have to remember this year Election Day is Nov 8th, the absolute latest it can be. In 2018 Election Day was Nov 6th meaning if you’re comparing calendar days only, 2018 had an extra 2 days of votes by this point.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:16 PM (ZTQ4k)
DO WE F'ING LOOK LIKE WE'RE IN ANY MOOD TO FORGI...
Oh wait this isn't about covid, yeah, nevermind, life happens.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2022 10:17 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:17 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Javems
Fukker's lookin' at me funny
Gonna beat his ass
Posted by: redneck chimp at November 03, 2022 10:17 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (llON
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Release chickens onto the field!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (VwHCD)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:10 PM (llON
And not long after the previous and shortly before the next Pride Month.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (YEL1X)
Too bad they went full commie and have lost any semblance of humor.
At least I got it cheap.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (HMWox)
I guess everything's bigger in Texas. Usually don't need to drive more than half an hour away for games in my neck of Virginia, which looks kinda like Fetterman's Lump.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (LR+Wo)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (llON
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Release chickens onto the field!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)
Bluebell the hen would do well in rugby scrums.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (8C7+r)
I am tempted to email you.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (2xlV3)
And this could be a sub-state competition, not in a local league.
In which case, Go, Go, Go, all the way to State.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (foa6+)
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This is going to come up at your quarterly review, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (Qzn2/)
Like a heroin addict saying it's the last speedball.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (ZTQ4k)
The nature of the fight we are in is a direct result of Trump exposing both the deep state and the GOP establishment.
Had he not run and blew everything up Hillary would have been president and the GOP would still be running the party. He understood the real fight long before most and actually did something about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:18 PM (VwHCD)
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Great comment!
Posted by: Ricky Gervais at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:13 PM (ZTQ4k)
Up until 3 days ago, we had T-shirt weather. Fall was gorgeous, until it wasn't. But that's par for the course. I don't know how long the Arctic high will set in. It's now down to 6 degrees. But it was a brilliant sunny day, nonetheless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (mE7cY)
Eventually, it will be.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 03, 2022 10:21 PM (2RBkF)
And this could be a sub-state competition, not in a local league.
In which case, Go, Go, Go, all the way to State.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
^^^Ahhhh! Thank you! I was thinking "well, Texas IS a big state maybe they have leagues..."
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:21 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:21 PM (eOEVl)
Had he not run and blew everything up Hillary would have been president and the GOP would still be running the party. He understood the real fight long before most and actually did something about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (ZLI7S
He blackpilled millions of voters, that's for sure. And the Democrats followed up by showing loudly that he was 100% right.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:22 PM (mE7cY)
Leftists would be doxxing WD and have Antifa ready to burn Pixy's server farm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 03, 2022 10:22 PM (YEL1X)
https://tinyurl.com/5f5zd9ar
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (eOEVl)
Worth repeating.
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 03, 2022 10:22 PM (QKlj8)
Snowed all day here but only totaled about 2-3 inches (that's what she said). May be a little more tonight but moving out by tomorrow. hunkering down with the lovely and talented Missus Muldoon and Buckley the wonder dog. Will clear the driveway tomorrow.
Somebody amuse me!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:22 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:23 PM (geLO8)
I am tempted to email you.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:19 PM (2xlV3)
__________
E-mail away, ma'am!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 10:23 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:23 PM (ZTQ4k)
Five days before Election Day.
Statewide, returned ballots are down by a couple of percent from 2018 - in Portland returned ballots are down by a third.
If this persists, this is going to be a slaughter.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (xIkSP)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM
*adds this to the list of things I really wish I would have said...
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (oOYEi)
Had he not run and blew everything up Hillary would have been president and the GOP would still be running the party. He understood the real fight long before most and actually did something about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (ZLI7S)
x1B Exactly.
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (foa6+)
Drove into town for mail and groceries; just before reaching the stop sign at the end of the gravel, came across a small Chevy car with two guys in it, wrapped in blankets (it was all of 13 degrees F out). Stopped and asked if they needed help. Fuel line had split on the car. I went home, got my tow strap, and towed them across the highway, and another two blocks to the gas station. They could go inside, warm up, and get coffee. My good deed for the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:12 PM (wj3ZK)
So, 2 and a fraction blocks from a gas station? Am I understanding that correctly? 13 def F outside. Were they dressed appropriately? More context, please.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Roamin' in the Rushes at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (l3SW6)
That's true but there's a difference between deserving our everlasting thanks and being ready for the next fight.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (RWKgj)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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You're both right, imho.
I appreciate everything 45 did to set fire to the garbage scow of Washington, DC.
I'm also not blind to the fact that he was sort of objectively bad at hiring people, especially at the start.
We do need fresh blood that knows what time it is, not an 80 year old that wants revenge for being screwed.
Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (ZTQ4k)
>>Twitter staff receive email that reads:
Looks like Elon is going to Bob Slydell and Bob Porter a bunch of people out of twitter.
I mean, I don't think we've ever seen a public mass firing as telegraphed or relished by a boss in the history of this country.
Very cromulent.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (up/3i)
Electorally? Or are we getting the death squads the left has been screaming about for years (because they want death squads of their own)?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:22 PM (kXYt5)
Here you go:
https://tinyurl.com/mvckfrcv
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (7bRMQ)
https:// twitter.com/Kari Lake/ status/1588352039049797632
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (m0ixL)
This. And, yeah, I get the appeal with DeSantis but, uh, Paul Ryan wants him to run and win.
Not exactly what I call reassuring.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (YglAn)
For Portland's county:
There are now 118,276 ballots returned. On this same day in 2018, there were 167,935.
Posted by: The ARC of History
Silver lining: isn't the population like 90,000 /s
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (LR+Wo)
Posted by: dartist at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (9X/y4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
>>Twitter staff receive email that reads:
Looks like Elon is going to Bob Slydell and Bob Porter a bunch of people out of twitter.
I mean, I don't think we've ever seen a public mass firing as telegraphed or relished by a boss in the history of this country.
Very cromulent.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (up/3i)
I can't wait for some of these asshoes to start applying for jobs at my employer.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (llON8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTxxJr8awQ
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:21 PM (eOEVl)
Very cool
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
From your keyboard to G-d's screen.
I'd love for that to happen here.
I do know that many people, like me, are waiting until election day to take our ballots in. Makes the steal harder.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 03, 2022 10:26 PM (HMWox)
Electorally. Not even the Multnomah County elections office will be able to steal it at this rate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTxxJr8awQ
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:21 PM
Fascinating...
*Spock eyebrow
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (oOYEi)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
*spit*
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (Csa3Q)
Smart strategy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Before Trump's endorsement DeSantis wasn't even winning the Republican primary for governor in FL. Without that endorsement and Trump's support there might never have been a Governor DeSantis who only won his race by a handful of votes over a gay crackhead.
And it's Trump endorsed candidates, the 300 election deniers Biden was whining about last night, who are scaring the shit out of the left not the GOPe candidates. Trump might not be the nominee in 2024 but it's ludicrous to suggest he didn't create the political environment that we are in today that is giving us a chance to take the country back.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe XiDen at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (ZTQ4k)
No content => content => no content => content…
ONT created an infinite loop leading me to achieve Nirvana.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (4zxRq)
If that woman keeps her promises to AZ? Ron gonna have a fucking fight on his hands for the successor to Trump.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
Maybe...
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (m0ixL)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 03, 2022 10:24 PM (8C7+r)
They were wearing ski jackets. Clothing warm enough when you are in a car. Fuel line split, car quit running. They could have walked, maybe a half-mile, to the gas station. It was literally within sight. But the car had to be gotten off the road in any case. I let the driver hook up the tow strap to his own car, which he managed to do. He carried a cell phone, and had been in touch with friends.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (wj3ZK)
A worldly woman I knew said snowfall and men are the same. Until you see it, you don't know how many inches you are getting.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge. at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (tF/Gf)
Posted by: Johnny Lanctot at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (ZGpJo)
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (Csa3Q)
Yes, it's that kind of day. My trip to Phila tonight to see a sick friend was canceled this morning. Too sick
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (EZebt)
I think he's the real deal but he's connected to big donors. NTTAWWT, but.....
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
Somebody amuse me!
Posted by: Muldoon
https://youtu.be/qjHoedoSUXY
And if it's not amusing, it says right in the link that it's sucky.
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (P1f+c)
Statewide, returned ballots are down by a couple of percent from 2018 - in Portland returned ballots are down by a third.
If this persists, this is going to be a slaughter.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:23 PM (I2/tG)
*sharpens knives*
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (tp+tP)
https://tinyurl.com/afzb3ta9
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (YglAn)
Yep. Ron is great, but her ability to handle the media is even better.
If she can govern, she will be the first woman POTUS.
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (m0ixL)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
Maybe...
Posted by: redchief at November 03, 2022 10:29 PM (m0ixL)
Ooooh, you bad influence you. Yes, I would like to know more.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:30 PM (llON8)
Jewels: I’ve had cancer. But keep in mind that cancer does not define you! You’re in my prayers.
Miklos: What an unusual mind you have.
AOP: The kindness you did today is just what I would have expected of you. Thank you.
Akua Makana
Posted by: Akua Makana at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (YkUJb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Speedballs aren't just heroin.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (geLO8)
Isandlwana!
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (Vzmfh)
ZOOLOO!!!!
Posted by: Guy Pounding on Shield at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
===
We had booked a cruise to Alaska May 2020. I've never been on one. Yet another travel bummer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2022 10:32 PM (EZebt)
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. *
I pray you are letting Ex-Ex get his needed beauty sleep. He works hard for the money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:32 PM (u82oZ)
***
go on
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:32 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: nurse ratched
will there be bears?
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (geLO
shoulda socked that as Leo D.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:32 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:32 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:33 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Speedballs aren't just heroin.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (KAi1n
I know. They have pop rocks in them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:33 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (KAi1n)
Isn't that a gay dating app?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:33 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2022 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
I'm also not blind to the fact that he was sort of objectively bad at hiring people, especially at the start.
We do need fresh blood that knows what time it is, not an 80 year old that wants revenge for being screwed.
Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (oXNqT)
My basic position hasn't changed. If Trump doesn't run, DeSantis will; if Trump does run, DeSantis won't. I continue to believe DeSantis is the stronger candidate, but it really doesn't matter. What matters is smashing the Biden junta in '24, whichever one of them ends up at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 10:33 PM (tp+tP)
At least I read the content. Funny thing, I was just last night reminiscing about the Long Cat ONT.
Guess I'll head over to the Lurker's Bar. (It's cleaner.)
____
Write YouTube and gently demand the restoration of the Mindful Webworks channel. Then they'll come after you!
Posted by: mindful webworker in a gravity-defying dune buggy at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (x+3ch)
==
Posted by: Akua Makana at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (YkUJb)
I'm sorry for your loss.
Good to see we are of some use here
and maybe some day you can make it to a MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm starting to believe that Trump will be the nominee. If Bibi can come back, so can Trump.
Posted by: Guy Pounding on Shield at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Joe XiDen
That would trigger a pandemic of 4 hour erections and ladyboners...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (LR+Wo)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (2xlV3)
https://tinyurl.com/yk7rtcdj
Kelly notes that "This is all we've seen of Nancy Pelosi for a week... Something is very off about this whole thing."
All I can say with certainty is that the marshals are doing their best to prevent anyone with a camera from getting a clear view of what is happening.
Posted by: Just reporting at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (YHyeJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (Csa3Q)
I am so sorry for your loss. I have zero standing to take credit for anything done to ease your heart over these last months, but agree this crowd is entertaining. I am so glad your spirit was lifted. You are added to my prayer list.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (pkAcY)
Way to go, grasshopper. May the Dems in Missouri become a rump party of survivors on mud flats in the Mississippi River.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:35 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 10:35 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: gourmand du jour back in the fog at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (jTmQV)
https://tinyurl.com/yk7rtcdj
Kelly notes that "This is all we've seen of Nancy Pelosi for a week... Something is very off about this whole thing."
All I can say with certainty is that the marshals are doing their best to prevent anyone with a camera from getting a clear view of what is happening.
Posted by: Just reporting at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (YHyeJ)
Obviously they are protecting her from white supremacist terrorists!!!
Posted by: leftists at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (llON8)
Can you find it? Supposedly most men can't
https://bit.ly/3G0VwFd
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 03, 2022 10:33 PM (BgMrQ)
Bones and notches to you too!
Posted by: Fred G Sanford. The G Stands For .... at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (geLO
Annnd we're back to boobs. #MeToo I'm not complaining, mind you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (4I/2K)
The wind was so strong that you could not shoot directly at the hoop, you had to angle your shots nearly 90 degrees to make some shots.
Good times.
It was even better when you were drunk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
Apparently the Ligma / Johnson stunt in SF last week got traction. It was juvenile, but I have to give those guys credit for the effort and the timing.
Evening, 'ettes and 'rons!
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 03, 2022 10:37 PM (XEl8M)
This.....
Posted by: Spike at November 03, 2022 10:37 PM (UV/Hj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:37 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: nurse ratched
What do you estimate the required bail deposit would be?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 10:37 PM (hOUT3)
Are they exhuming bodies from the dirt basement?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (LR+Wo)
Posted by: mikeski
*********
Odd take on juggling, but it gave me a headache by about 1:30 in. Couldn't finish. Thanks for trying.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (kXYt5)
Go to the MoMeet in Texas. Just talking with Helena Handbasket is therapeutic, not to mention the rest of the entire crowd of great people.
Lots of good people armed with good food there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (EZebt)
I am ready to move on. Time for New blood. No boomers, we need people who understand the nature of this fight.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (0SrVS)
I don't care if he's a "boomer": Trump is one (one of the very few ) who truly and deeply understands the nature of this fight. And more importantly, he is willing to take it on, despite his tremendous personal risk and risk to his family and fortune. There's not another living person I can think of who fits that description.
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Low as the Mississippi is right now, even that won't save them. I don't know how brutal it's going to be in MO on Tuesday night; the only thing they've got going for them is they were already run out of the rural and suburban districts.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 10:39 PM (tp+tP)
————————
President DeSantis should appoint Former President Trump as Overseer of Special Prosecutions and Vengeance Czar. Trump should be given a special room in the basement of the White House for interrogating Comey, Mueller, the J6 committee, and Hilliary.
Posted by: Durak Kazyol at November 03, 2022 10:39 PM (4zxRq)
If he wants to be the candidate, he will be. I'm pretty sure he wants to. He as much as said so again tonight.
He hasn't been out there for the last 2 years building a governing coalition in Congress for someone else. The only thing that might derail him is the corrupt regime in DC. They aren't terrified of him because he's a threat to democracy, they are terrified of him because they know he will win.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:39 PM (ZLI7S)
The wind was so strong that you could not shoot directly at the hoop, you had to angle your shots nearly 90 degrees to make some shots.
Good times.
It was even better when you were drunk.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM (up/3i)
Did the Captain comfort the ....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
Akua--I'm so glad you are here. This place is a God-send for many of us.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 03, 2022 10:39 PM (+4oV5)
Can you find it? Supposedly most men can't
https://bit.ly/3G0VwFd
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 10:36 PM
The Great Pit of Carkoon has filled with water!
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 10:39 PM (ck+Ht)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2022 10:40 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: dartist at November 03, 2022 10:40 PM (9X/y4)
Go to the MoMeet in Texas. Just talking with Helena Handbasket is therapeutic, not to mention the rest of the entire crowd of great people.
Lots of good people armed with good food there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
What! What did I do, I'm on the spot now... um, well I *do* bring bacon to be deep fried, and I make brownies...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:40 PM (llON8)
I'm so sorry for your loss. I lost my husband in February. Email in nic if you ever need to talk.
I hope you can get to a MoMe someday. The Horde is family.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:40 PM (pkAcY)
Akua Makana
Posted by: Akua Makana at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (YkUJb)
Well, thank you kindly. Also SMH!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:40 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (VwHCD)
Condolences on your loss.
Lurk less, post more.
Not everyone here is a crazed serial killer.
Or, bites.
We also have booze and will share.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (HMWox)
Posted by: Durak Kazyol
I know some guys
Posted by: Artisanal Knouts by Miklos at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (SP4pi)
Are they exhuming bodies from the dirt basement?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (LR+Wo)
Yellow fever victims?
Posted by: Teddy Brewster at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2022 10:01 PM (iPbC0)
---
What about blackjack?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2022 10:03 PM (BpYfr)
In fact, forget the blackjack!
Seriously though, Dave, the kids come first. We'll handle things on our end. Everybody knows the real content is in the comments section, right?
Posted by: Caiwyn at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (+dHQK)
Either they jail him or someone will hurt him or his family.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (EZebt)
Twitter staff receive email that reads:
“By 9AM PST on Friday Nov. 4th, everyone will receive an individual email with the subject line: Your Role at Twitter.”
Email will be telling them if they’re fired or not.
“To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
I fapped to this
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (ZdaMQ)
All I can say with certainty is that the marshals are doing their best to prevent anyone with a camera from getting a clear view of what is happening.
Posted by: Just reporting at November 03, 2022 10:34 PM (YHyeJ)
Nanzi would be as toxic as Biden to a Dem's chances in a close race. Maybe more so.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 03, 2022 10:42 PM (ccdQn)
https://is.gd/CDZeNT
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:42 PM (llON8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---
{{{Helena}}}
I plan to try that brownie recipe this weekend. If I don't turn up here Monday, I ate the whole pan myself and died of happiness.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:43 PM (pkAcY)
who the heck knows?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2022 10:43 PM (1DgE4)
>>Either they jail him or someone will hurt him or his family.
These are distinct possibilities.
Regardless of what happens next week the Donks will be out for blood and still in control of the levers of power, so nothing is really going to change until January 21st 2025.
So gird your loins and stock up on palm sized smooth stones.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:44 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 10:44 PM (ESjRY)
Akua Makana
Posted by: Akua Makana at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (YkUJb)
I missed your mention of the passing of your husband. Please accept my condolences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:44 PM (wj3ZK)
Can you find it? Supposedly most men can't
I have not found that to be the case.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 03, 2022 10:45 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:45 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade
Nah, they'd never be able to disguise the sloppy choppers or footlong saggy cans.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 10:45 PM (LR+Wo)
Posted by: Britney Spears getting out of a car at November 03, 2022 10:45 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Caiwyn
********
Great. Now you've done it. You said the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (kXYt5)
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{{{Helena}}}
I plan to try that brownie recipe this weekend. If I don't turn up here Monday, I ate the whole pan myself and died of happiness.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:43 PM (pkAcY)
My work here is done!!
Maybe if you're still around you can tell us about the results in the Food Thread.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: dartist at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (9X/y4)
I'm a little embarrassed murder for hire didn't occur to me earlier. That sounds plausible. Who the hell knows what goes on between them. And she's just sociopathic enough to feel entitled to murder someone if they got in her way.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (mE7cY)
who the heck knows?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2022 10:43 PM (1DgE4)
Gee. Wouldn't that be a hoot? The hammer-wielding nut case fingered her, and produced a check with her signature on it? There ain't enough popcorn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ
You must have meeces.
Or small children.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:47 PM (mE7cY)
Ossifer-"Yes ma'am, do you?"
*SanFranNan strikes Ossifer with giant gavel*
Posted by: Script treatment for SanFran Confidential, by Miklos at November 03, 2022 10:47 PM (SP4pi)
I am ready to move on. Time for New blood. No boomers, we need people who understand the nature of this fight.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave)
That was a theme of the latest CJN speaks podcast.
https://cutjibnewsletter.com/cjn-speaks
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2022 10:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Arthur Dent at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (nRMeC)
I'm also not blind to the fact that he was sort of objectively bad at hiring people, especially at the start.
We do need fresh blood that knows what time it is, not an 80 year old that wants revenge for being screwed.
Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (oXNqT)
^^I respectfully disagree. What JackStraw said above. Trump's endorsements are WINNING and making the changes that we need. He was incredibly effective as President - even as he was hamstrung by the GOPe at every turn. IMAGINE what he could do with a real party supporting him. Let the MAGA govs season some more.
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (ccdQn)
https://tinyurl.com/4mreptxn
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)
I don't get the Slydell and Porter reference. Explain?
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (foa6+)
https://tinyurl.com/4mreptxn
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)
Summation:
Please clap
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:49 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
Are you talking cruise, cruise or ferry to go to the AKMoMe?
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2022 10:49 PM (4+bFW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:49 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:49 PM (kXYt5)
I don't get the Slydell and Porter reference. Explain?
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (foa6+)
Tisk tisk
Go now. Watch officespace
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
“To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.”
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
I fapped to this
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (sJHOI)
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (+4oV5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (VwHCD)
Before you release the bike to him, get him to sign a release form that states you apprised him of the defect, and he chose not to have it repaired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (4I/2K)
The proper response to this, the second some election official says this is to
1) Arrest and imprison all of the people involved in counting.
2) Impounded the ballots.
3) Recount the already counted ballots with election officials from other locales in the state.
4) Have each not yet counted ballot reviewed to see if the ballot can be verified to have been correctly cast and have a chain of ownership. If not, burn it - and each of those election officials from #1 will be charged with one count of voter fraud for each ballot burned.
5) Finally count the uncounted ballots and produce a total.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (roH4R)
I don't think so sweetheart. This is fruit on fruit hate.
Posted by: GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (z9V4B)
who the heck knows?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2022 10:43 PM (1DgE4)
Gee. Wouldn't that be a hoot? The hammer-wielding nut case fingered her, and produced a check with her signature on it? There ain't enough popcorn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (wj3ZK)
Imagine the shitstorm on the fake news if they did *THIS* right before the election.
I suspect it's something else; maybe they'll say us she was taken to an 'undisclosed location' (probably the wine country mansion some other Moron mentioned earlier) for her protection from turrists.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Miklos has his "hobbies" at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November
I would play hostess at one of the stops.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 10:51 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)
I don't get the Slydell and Porter reference. Explain?
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (foa6+)
You really need to see Office Space.
The "two Bobs" are the "expert" consultants hired by the main character's employers to help them decide who to lay off.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (llON8)
A memeapocalypse, if you will.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (roH4R)
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She loved that Porsche.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (Qzn2/)
I've seen online speculation from those scrutinizing the video who think that she's being taken into custody. Not saying I believe that. But as Greg Kelly points out, 'She's acting as though her husband was just indicted, not as if he's a victim." We'll see how this plays out.
Posted by: Just reporting at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (YHyeJ)
Naturally.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Homeopathic bribery?
Posted by: Alternative Holistic Miklos at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Bob & Bob at November 03, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)
https://tinyurl.com/4mreptxn
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)
That's just sad.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 10:53 PM (tp+tP)
2x4?
Angle iron?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (mE7cY)
***
$20 usually covers it.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 10:53 PM (anj39)
https://tinyurl.com/3wkkjm99
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Bob & Bob
*******
THAT will teach him to try stealing Christmas!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (kXYt5)
Barry Barnes, 62, was part of a kickback scheme from March 2019 to March 2021, U.S. Attorney Jennifer B. Lowery said Thursday. He accepted bribes from three businesses applying for health department contracts, according to the feds.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (4I/2K)
--
Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2022 10:25 PM (oXNqT)
I think one of the problems that Trump exposed, and which even now I find almost unbelievable is the absolute depth of perversion, immorality, corruption, and dishonesty in almost every senior official in the entire federal government. This basically forced Trump to select people for his team that were incredibly compromised but would be supported by the corrupt officialdom of the USG.
He knows the game now...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (hOUT3)
https://tinyurl.com/4mreptxn
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)
Beto, why don't you have a seat? Just sit down right over here.
What are you doing?
Posted by: Chris Hansen at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 10:38 PM (Ed8Zd)
I really can't imagine anybody who would walk through the fire like he did. Oh there are some that talk a good game, but trump is in his own league. He put his ass on the line.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: PabloD at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (hh/zq)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (llON
What is it that you DO here?
Posted by: One of the Bobs at November 03, 2022 10:55 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Diogenes
Not for long.
Goes up in January.
Pegged to Social Security.
Posted by: Advisorily Miklos at November 03, 2022 10:55 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 10:53 PM (anj39)
So, same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:40 PM (llON
And they are awesome!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2022 10:55 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
yes...
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:55 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2022 10:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Yes. Yes. Yes.
The big, 1000-pound silverback gorilla of U.S. politics is Donald Trump. Nobody in the MSM will say it out loud, but the big winner will be Trump. The big losers will be McConnell and Biden.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 10:56 PM (FDWIW)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 03, 2022 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Pfizer (and a bunch of other Woke Empire types) are pulling advertising from Twitter:
https://tinyurl.com/222trqrl
Pfizer is very concerned that the loss of content information will result in a lot of "objectionable content". And you know what they find objectionable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2022 10:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Having accepted Jim SND's challenge, I have come up with a playlist of the 100 Classical Music Pieces Every Moron or 'Ette Should Know (50 proved a little too limiting).
Please feel free to write me (monsalvat61 at Gmail dot com) if you would like a thumb drive with these on them. My treat, as usual.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff)
Hadrian is a good man. And you can tell him I said that.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 03, 2022 10:56 PM (XEl8M)
Posted by: Bob & Doug at November 03, 2022 10:57 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:57 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---
I'll probably miss all the Sunday threads. Jesse's son will be here this weekend to pick up a lot of his stuff. We'll be schlepping boxes all day Sunday.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:57 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2022 10:58 PM (ZdaMQ)
Spank them, Space Daddy, spank them all. Spank 'em hard.
The Friday Morning Massacre.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2022 10:52 PM (Mzdiz)
This is simply delicious, isn't it?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 03, 2022 10:58 PM (+4oV5)
Pfizer (and a bunch of other Woke Empire types) are pulling advertising from Twitter:
https://tinyurl.com/222trqrl
Pfizer is very concerned that the loss of content information will result in a lot of "objectionable content". And you know what they find objectionable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2022 10:56 PM (Mzdiz)
I think they may have bigger worries, and sooner than they think.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
As opposed to injectible.
Posted by: Pureblood Miklos at November 03, 2022 10:58 PM (SP4pi)
>>No boomers!!!
If you don't stop this right now I will talk non-stop about The Beatles, Jerry Koosman and The Smothers Brothers for the rest of the night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2022 10:59 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2022 10:53 PM (anj39)
What about gridding lions?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:59 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
yes...
Posted by: Iris
---
#metoo
But I doubt I can afford it next year - I traveled a lot this year.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 10:59 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (geLO
There are always bears in AK
I would be interested too, tell me more.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)
If half of what we know about the damage the great mRNA experiment has caused is true, they're going to need the money for the avalanche of incoming lawsuits.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (kOpft)
324 169 You know. If I was to get on a cruise to Alaska next summer and folks who were interested wanted to be on the same cruise, is that something anyone would want to explore?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
yes...
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 10:55 PM (foa6+)
YES
Posted by: Ladyl at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (+4oV5)
2x4?
Angle iron?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 10:46 PM (mE7cY)
Here is how to do it, step by step.
First, Buy fresh loins, not frozen. In a pinch, you can use your own loins if fresh ones are not available at groceries and meat markets.
Second, Place the loins on a hard, level surface.
Third, Get out your heaviest meat tenderizer mallet.
Fourth and subsequent - Too painful to describe.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (AMIL/)
New Mexico candidate Michelle Lujan gets debate questions from media before debate against Republican Mark Ronchetti
https://tinyurl.com/2n9zrvkv
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Memory Unit Joe at November 03, 2022 11:00 PM (LR+Wo)
Shiggz (defective slave): I am ready to move on. Time for New blood. No boomers, we need people who understand the nature of this fight.
Joe XiDen: There is a new crop of younger MAGA acolytes that can take it from here.
ballistic: We do need fresh blood that knows what time it is, not an 80 year old that wants revenge for being screwed.
Oddly, I am by these reinforced in my thinking that Trump would do just fine for another term.
What's with all this age-ism among you whippersnappers?
Posted by: mindful webworker - septuagenarian sage at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (x+3ch)
What do you guys think?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Same way you spot leopards.
Posted by: mikeski
Two jaguars and we'll spot you a leopard.
Posted by: the tigers at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Max Boot at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:02 PM (ck+Ht)
Posted by: Piper at Novem
Good night. May your owl gently sing you to sleep. *hopes piper was commentor with owl.*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:02 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Too much time snapping their whippers.
Posted by: Ye Venerable Miklos at November 03, 2022 11:03 PM (SP4pi)
>>No boomers!!!
If you don't stop this right now I will talk non-stop about The Beatles, Jerry Koosman and The Smothers Brothers for the rest of the night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I'm a boomer but I had to look up Koosman. Never was a sports fan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2022 11:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 03, 2022 11:03 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: the tigers at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (SP4pi)
Cheetahs never prosper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:03 PM (wj3ZK)
Got home from the bar hungry, made cinnamon toast. Shook the cinnamon and sugar out of a Domino Sugar 'N Cinnamon plastic shaker, metal screw top, Cute penguin character on the bottle.
No use by date or anything, but got to be at least three decades since the cinnamon 'n sugar inside was purchased from Domino's. Refill, refill endlessly.
Anybody else got shit like this.
Posted by: From about that time at November 03, 2022 11:04 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Or tried, anyway at November 03, 2022 11:05 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Max Boot at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (Qzn2/)
That's because there isn't any.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:05 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Max Boot at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (Qzn2/)
That because it is not a PRECIOUS Democracy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:05 PM (fivxw)
I guess all those twitter flags have an expiration date.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:06 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana, again! ~ at November 03, 2022 11:06 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 10:58 PM (llON
The dam is breaking. Over at HA, David Strom has a piece where he discusses the so-called historian hyperventilating about Democrats losing, and he then asks "The entire establishment has gone absolutely insane over this election, and it cannot be simply that they know it will stall their agenda. No president has much of an agenda after his first midterms, so no great loss. Biden passed his hideous, economy-destroying bills already. So what is the big deal?"
"It must be something really really big they don’t want Congress investigating. Already we know that they are hiding the fact that they are funneling money to the Taliban–SIGAR just revealed that over the weekend. What else is out there about which they are so panicked?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Miklos will sleep one day maybe at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Akua Makana at November 03, 2022 10:31 PM (YkUJb)
___________
A) So sorry for the loss of your husband. May eternal light shine on him.
B) This is a very therapeutic place. Many times the Horde has helped me through some sad times.
C) Lurk less, talk more. They haven't banned me - yet! - so you know the standards are low.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 10:57 PM (kXYt5)
---------
His hump has been assigned a new identity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
For if they do, none dare call them cheetahs.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (ccdQn)
Speaking of which, has Canada changed their rules on being vaxxed yet, since a stop in Canada is legally required?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 11:09 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And a fee
Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (SP4pi
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???
Posted by: Alexandria OC at November 03, 2022 11:09 PM (mE7cY)
There's cocaine mixed in, isn't there?
Posted by: Dr. Claw
Yeah. That's what killed John Belushi.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2022 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: PabloD at November 03, 2022 10:54 PM (hh/zq)
I was shocked. Its a beautiful bike, I mean really frigging nice. I was speechless when he said eh no biggie. He's frigging insane.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2022 11:10 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at November 03, 2022 11:10 PM (QKlj8)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:02 PM (ck+Ht)
I KNEW I had just seen that somewhere!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:10 PM (r46W7)
What do you guys think?
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 03, 2022 11:01 PM (1DgE4)
Perhaps it is meant to *look* that way. I will believe she's in trouble when we hear about it, and keep hearing about it, and so on ad naseum. Remember this is the same feralgov that raided PDT's house for OMG nukular sekrets! or whatever the fck they settled on.
(*If* it were true I would very likely pee myself laughing.)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (Qzn2/)
What hump?
Posted by: Igor at November 03, 2022 11:10 PM (7bRMQ)
That looked like a perp-walk, or "we need you to identify this evidence" sight seeing excursion.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Miklos will sleep one day maybe
Nesting sounds very cozy, even if one is not a bird.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Alexandria OC
I would ask you to bartend at the Twitter employee party, but....
Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 10:20 PM (wj3ZK)
Arizona beckons??
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
For if they do, none dare call them cheetahs.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (fivxw)
Bravo!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 11:08 PM (5p7BC)
Yes. No longer a requirement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (wj3ZK)
I'm guessing that it could fill a freighter.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Tom Servo
----------------------------
After the election the Dems will be out but they will have until Christmas recess to pass all the legislation their sponsors have been dreaming of.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (jd+Ya)
Mail in ballots seem to be going well this election cycle...
if you be commie. Just you watch.
Newsome sent an upgrade.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (J00IM)
“By 9AM PST on Friday Nov. 4th, everyone will receive an individual email with the subject line: Your Role at Twitter.”
Reactor shielding. Report Monday, wear bulky clothing
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:12 PM (xhaym)
Never let your John's bring a Hammer to a Gerbil Fight.
Posted by: RICHARD GERE at November 03, 2022 11:12 PM (z9V4B)
"No, I don’t know anything. None of us has — that I know — any plans. But I know a lot of people are very very angry. And they’re Americans. No one knows what they’re going to do. Not even themselves. However, if you know our history, when we do things we tend to be …. creative."
https://tinyurl.com/k895wkan
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 11:12 PM (Csa3Q)
That looked like a perp-walk, or "we need you to identify this evidence" sight seeing excursion.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (xhaym)
Nah, that was just Nancy telling the help to stick close.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (7SwmH)
Soon. Maybe later this month.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:13 PM (wj3ZK)
I stumbled across that today. A bunch of funny stuff and a boat load of cameos.
Posted by: Bilwis - about a week late at November 03, 2022 11:13 PM (cupoy)
Remember this is the same feralgov that raided PDT's house for OMG nukular sekrets! or whatever the fck they settled on.
___________
Whatever happened to that? It was like the Beanie Babies of news stories: all the rage, then poof!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2022 11:13 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:13 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:02 PM (ck+Ht)
I KNEW I had just seen that somewhere!
Posted by: Tom Servo
I thought the TxMoMe had a Expert Training Workshop.
Posted by: Miklos may be misinformed, or just lied to at November 03, 2022 11:13 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Alexandria OC
I would ask you to bartend at the Twitter employee party, but....
Posted by: Miklos Musk at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (SP
I can make a Cosmo! It's two parts Gin and one part...who was that guy on Star Trek?
Posted by: Alexandria OC at November 03, 2022 11:13 PM (mE7cY)
I was good with either for a while way back when, it doesn't help to keep things straight.
Posted by: From about that time at November 03, 2022 11:14 PM (4780s)
You have no idea what Americans can MAKE out of pitchforks. Or make pitchforks out of.
Sure, it might “work” again. For maybe a month. And then it will get really ugly, really fast.
Posted by: SMH at this being my last warning at November 03, 2022 11:14 PM (Csa3Q)
Like it or not, Trump polls the best of all candidates against all potential Democrat nominees.
2024 is Trump's to lose, and Biden remains the Democrat's best candidate against Trump, he only loses by 6.
I expect that the 2024 race will officially start in January.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 03, 2022 11:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 03, 2022 11:14 PM (Bd6X8)
Well, I'll be pushing 80, and I want revenge no matter whether Trump does or not! What time is it anyway?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 03, 2022 11:14 PM (rXg3K)
Opinion |The GOP's mockery of Nancy Pelosi goes beyond cruelty
Even when the barest modicum of common decency and empathy is required, that is, for most Republicans, a bridge too far.
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:15 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Braenyard
Whole lotta deeming goin' on up in theah
Posted by: Sen. Miklos Fritz-Hollings at November 03, 2022 11:15 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:15 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:16 PM (ck+Ht)
The dam is breaking. Over at HA, David Strom has a piece where he discusses the so-called historian hyperventilating about Democrats losing, and he then asks "The entire establishment has gone absolutely insane over this election, and it cannot be simply that they know it will stall their agenda. No president has much of an agenda after his first midterms, so no great loss. Biden passed his hideous, economy-destroying bills already. So what is the big deal?"
"It must be something really really big they don’t want Congress investigating. Already we know that they are hiding the fact that they are funneling money to the Taliban–SIGAR just revealed that over the weekend. What else is out there about which they are so panicked?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM
I read a few months ago that Schiff was trying to insert into a bill a restriction on what materials every subsequent Congress can subpoena or even look at. Afghanistan and I forget what else were listed as likely subjects. Dem Mega-Shenanigans will begin Nov. 9.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:16 PM (AMIL/)
And I coordinated with the AK horde.
Leave from Seattle. Meet up in Anchorage . I have a friend at Holland America. Friends and family discount?
Hmmmmm.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 11:16 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cicero
*******
And a job on the overnight shift at the Toot-N-Moo. John just hangs out behind the counter with him.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:17 PM (kXYt5)
they can't possibly be considering Biden again
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 03, 2022 11:18 PM (XEl8M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2022 11:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:16 PM (AMIL/)
I think that's a non-starter. I don't think any legislature can pass law to bind a subsequent legislature.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (wj3ZK)
with girders
Posted by: DB
and garters
Posted by: Miklos has his "hobbies" at November 03, 2022 10:50 PM (SP4pi)
and graters.
Actually that is a lie, many greeters gird by griddling graters, but grid garters are common, if grody.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Muldoon
Be careful about asking for sugar when ordering coffee.
Mr. Lump is kinda sensitive.
Posted by: Miss Miklos Manners at November 03, 2022 11:20 PM (SP4pi)
I echo everyone else's comments regarding condolences for your loss. I'll also ask you to Please. Post. More.
I love being part of this community. It's given me the courage to do so much more than just post in a little box a few times a day. It's great to de-lurk.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 11:20 PM (FDWIW)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 11:20 PM (xSdh2)
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:16 PM (AMIL/)
I think that's a non-starter. I don't think any legislature can pass law to bind a subsequent legislature.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (wj3ZK)
The lawless Democrats may try.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:20 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (wj3ZK)
correct. Any rules Congress passes about it's own operations only apply to that particular legislative session. They all expire at the end of the session.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (J00IM)
https://tinyurl.com/5f5zd9ar
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2022 10:05 PM (eOEVl)
She's going to win, right? She's really going to win. And for the first time in my life, I'll like my governor.
Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (ep37o)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (geLO
Which raises (not begs) the question: Is there such a thing as a coherent becile?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (wj3ZK)
Size XXl with a XXXXXl Hoodie.
He ain't heavy, He's my Brother.
Posted by: FETTERMAN at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (z9V4B)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
We'll try to split it evenly between "wailing" and "gnashing of teeth."
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (P1f+c)
Just throwing that out there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
I'm unable to shake the feeling that the new congress will just keep doing the same shit as the old congress.
I hope I'm wrong. But I've been screwed over by the new hopefuls too many times. Our country is truly at a crossroads and it needs major changes.
But I fear the established shitheels will just drag their feet until the marxists retake power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:22 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:21 PM
Jefferson is overrated, but not overly so...
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:22 PM (ck+Ht)
Mr. Lump is kinda sensitive.
Posted by: Miss Miklos
********
Snort!
"Just ONE, dammit!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:22 PM (kXYt5)
I am anticipating this coming Wednesday with glee, however, and may well decide to savor the entire hour.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 03, 2022 11:22 PM (rXg3K)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 11:11 PM (jd+Ya)
Isn't there some gimmick where technically a bill must be read into the record but it is typically waved as a courtesy? Make the dems read every word and filibuster themselves.
It won't stop them, but it would gum up the works.
Posted by: Bilwis - about a week late at November 03, 2022 11:22 PM (cupoy)
Thanks, WD, for all the work you do for the ONT. Tonight especially. This post isn't one of your girthier efforts, but it's deep.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (FDWIW)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (r46W7)
Biden will have his veto pen revved-up and ready on January 3rd.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: t_bodie - Lurker.
#learn2coal
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (2xlV3)
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (NkGvj)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
********
Eh. It's a bit of a reach.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:24 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (AMIL/)
If he doesn't doze off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:24 PM (wj3ZK)
The Congress shall have Power To ....constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2022 11:25 PM (kOpft)
I expect that the 2024 race will officially start in January.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
-----------------------------
I heard that if the Dems lose as bad as expected Billy Jeff is going to put a cork in Hillary's mouth, get the gang back together, file 13 Bernie, AOC, Biden & Co. etc and haul the Party back to an apparent middle.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 11:26 PM (jd+Ya)
Which raises (not begs) the question: Is there such a thing as a coherent becile?
lol. I feel like I might qualify for such a strange descriptor.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:26 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Yeah, that might work for me. I hope things might settle down for me after I move. But if everybody wants to go in 2023, go!
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 03, 2022 11:26 PM (pkAcY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2022 11:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: publius
The safety phrase is "don't stop"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 11:27 PM (nVwHL)
Senator Joseph McCarthy, 1953
And now we have an entire Democratic Party +DOJ +FBI +Senators + Congress men/ women
being just what he feared...
JOE WAS RIGHT!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:27 PM (J00IM)
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (Xrfse)
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The dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 11:28 PM (Qzn2/)
Age should be considered, however, Trump has hosted 20+ country wide rallies in 2022, maybe he ages in reverse dog years, because despite his numerical age he seems mentally and physically fit for another term.
Posted by: old chick at November 03, 2022 11:28 PM (sOete)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:24 PM (kXYt5)
Aw, man!
*kicks dirt*
*sulks off to bed*
Night, folks!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2022 11:29 PM (FDWIW)
Learn to bury cocks, Barry Barnes
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2022 11:29 PM (nVwHL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:29 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:25 PM (geLO
That's NOT who WE are!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at November 03, 2022 11:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:19 PM (r46W7)
Biden will have his veto pen revved-up and ready on January 3rd.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:23 PM (AMIL/)
Yeah, I am not optimistic. If the Communists take a mind, they can strike the filibuster and ram through everything they ever dreamed of in the lame duck and defy us to shot them. HR1 for sure will be back.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2022 11:30 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 03, 2022 11:31 PM (L5CMQ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 03, 2022 11:31 PM (3Or4S)
Nine chicks and me is a coherent decile
Posted by: Miklos did maths once, back in the 80s at November 03, 2022 11:31 PM (SP4pi)
And that's not the way our representation was meant to be.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:31 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:31 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:32 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
How do you think he got hired?
Posted by: Miklos will not imagine at November 03, 2022 11:32 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos did maths once, back in the 80s at November 03, 2022 11:31 PM (SP4pi)
What do you do with the other five?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:32 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)
well her face is botox and she is insane, but her carriage was contained rage or fear. I don't think she was cuffed because she got easily into the SUV, but she was being directed.
The two women were very disturbed, but it appeared at her.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:32 PM (xhaym)
The Congress shall have Power To ....constitute Tribunals inferior to the supreme Court;
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:25 PM (geLO
Article I, Section 7, Clause 3:
Every Order, Resolution, or Vote to which the Concurrence of the Senate and House of Representatives may be necessary (except on a question of Adjournment) shall be presented to the President of the United States; and before the Same shall take Effect, shall be approved by him, or being disapproved by him, shall be repassed by two thirds of the Senate and House of Representatives, according to the Rules and Limitations prescribed in the Case of a Bill.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2022 11:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 11:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mail Order Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainsksi) at November 03, 2022 11:34 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 11:26 PM (jd+Ya)
That should happen, but it won't, because the only remaining officeholders will be AOC and JayPal, and Omar, and the wildly liberal Black Caucus. That's going to be all that's left of the Dem Party.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:35 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: LASue
Dondi, prolly.
Posted by: Amazing Miklos the Prognosticator at November 03, 2022 11:35 PM (SP4pi)
No idea what it's like elsewhere, but I've noted while picking up Powerball tickets that gas was $4.29 for the past week here in Cook County, and it was $4.79 today.
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2022 11:35 PM (kOpft)
The two women were very disturbed, but it appeared at her.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:32 PM (xhaym)
Is there a link to this vid?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:35 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Lord Percy at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (kXYt5)
It's neck and neck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 11:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
I saw that asked earlier today, and I think it's hard because it's hard to decide which of their opponents is the most disgusting.
although to take a stab at it, I think DeSantis wins by 15 points, and Abbott wins by 20.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:37 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Muldoon
I thought his support was swelling.
Posted by: Amazing Miklos the Very Poor Prognosticator at November 03, 2022 11:37 PM (SP4pi)
So the Jan 6th committee is in fact, an illegitimate Party construct supported by the MSM to in effect give it some type of legitimacy not supported by Con LAW?
Well HOW ABOUT THAT...
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:38 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (kXYt5)
It's neck and neck.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (yQpMk)
I have a picture in my mind of Marty Feldman wearing a black hood and saying "hot-cha-cha-cha!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:38 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Methos at November 03, 2022 11:35 PM (kOpft)
Yeah it's gone up at least 25 cents here the past couple of days
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:39 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:39 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:32 PM (xhaym)
Nanzi's old spastic colon was kicking into gear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:40 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Unfortunately, the one in the turban is Ayanna Presley.
Posted by: Dr. Miklos Miklostein at November 03, 2022 11:40 PM (SP4pi)
You want content? Do a YouTube search for "Less Filling Tastes Great commercial compilation"
I stumbled across that today. A bunch of funny stuff and a boat load of cameos.
Posted by: Bilwis - about a week late
You can call him Ray or you can call him Jay.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2022 11:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: the Lump at November 03, 2022 11:41 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2022 11:41 PM (ZqtiJ)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:42 PM (4Pr93)
Some chatter online about a short video that Greg Kelly of Newsmax linked to that he calls "very weird" on his Twitter. In the 22 second clip from the local NBC affiliate Nancy Pelosi is shown leaving her San Francisco home today via a garage door in the back accompanied by what appear to be Federal marshals: Watch:
https://tinyurl.com/yk7rtcdj
Kelly notes that "This is all we've seen of Nancy Pelosi for a week... Something is very off about this whole thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: die Lugenlumpenpresse at November 03, 2022 11:44 PM (SP4pi)
Kelly notes that "This is all we've seen of Nancy Pelosi for a week... Something is very off about this whole thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)
Yeah. I don't think that's a perp walk. Thanks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:45 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2022 11:41 PM
President Trump did remarkably well for a man who was thwarted, undermined, and backstabbed at every turn, in my exalted opinion!
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:45 PM (NjTJA)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:45 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: CA Token at November 03, 2022 11:46 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:46 PM (wj3ZK)
A new Media Research Center study covering Sept. 1 to Oct. 26 found that midterm election news in CBS, ABC, and NBC’s evening broadcasts is about as negative on Republicans as it was during the Trump presidency (88% in 201
. But while that 87% number is already appalling, Arizona Republican gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake scored a perfect 100% negative coveragePosted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:46 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Kindltot
she's definitely being 'hustled' into the SUV
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:46 PM (geLO8)
If family calls ya gotta do it to it.
Posted by: Corona at November 03, 2022 11:47 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at November 03, 2022 11:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Zettai
It's pronounced loompen
Little known fact, Fetterlump auditioned but was rejected for a role of an oompen-lumpen in the Wizard of Oz
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:47 PM (2xlV3)
Kelly notes that "This is all we've seen of Nancy Pelosi for a week... Something is very off about this whole thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2022 11:43 PM (xhaym)
thanks for the link. It's strange, but there's not enough there to infer anything but Huh?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:48 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at November 03, 2022 11:45 PM (NjTJA)
Been a while since we have had a good thwarting, or even a respectable foiling.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2022 11:48 PM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 11:48 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 03, 2022 11:48 PM (Ao6Kz)
Lumpemproletariat
He was a good boy.
By the time he was 40, he put most of his dirty clothes in the hamper for Miguelita.
Then he got his $5000 monthly allowance.
Posted by: Mama Fetterman at November 03, 2022 11:48 PM (SP4pi)
Then he got his $5000 monthly allowance.
Posted by: Mama Fetterman
His parents actually have an ad for him
I kid you not
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:49 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2022 11:49 PM (63Dwl)
I am ready to move on. Time for New blood. No boomers, we need people who understand the nature of this fight.
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at November 03, 2022 10:14 PM (0SrVS)
***
Plus it would be drama from day one. The country doesn't need that. We have too much at stake to deal with dem vs Trump again. And I'm not the only one who feels this way. But he may be our only hope. I'll vote for him again and pray for devine guidance for him.
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2022 11:41 PM (ZqtiJ
Separated at birth?
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 11:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Barkingmad59, wandering lurkette at November 03, 2022 11:49 PM (2S0vu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:46 PM (mE7cY)
and the beauty of it is that she's cruising towards election anyways, demonstrating the near total irrelevancy of the MSM this cycle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:49 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Cicero
Bubbles aren't the only things that burst.
Posted by: Miklos speaks economically, of course at November 03, 2022 11:50 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2022 11:50 PM (ZqtiJ)
CHecking back in for a wellness check on Zettai. I had Gutfeld on, and heard Kat say she love Cornhole, and is in fact very good at it.
Zettai may have had some sort of medical event hearing that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2022 11:51 PM (Mzdiz)
Relax. The Horde is highly capable of entertaining itself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., commenting casually at November 03, 2022 11:51 PM (g6tw6)
Posted by: vmom
******.
Since I'm sure you know that was Willie Wonka, I'm going to assume you are going for the Oz joke here.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:51 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:49 PM (r46W7
Good point. Maybe legacy media is truly dead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:51 PM (mE7cY)
and neck
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:47 PM (geLO
Tumor has it he got a bump in the polls.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 03, 2022 11:52 PM (f7Cdr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 03, 2022 11:52 PM (fivxw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)
I hope you’re right! Beto is a dumpster fire of creepy perv-ness
Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2022 11:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2022 11:52 PM (ZqtiJ)
Posted by: MartynWW at November 03, 2022 11:52 PM (Ur3df)
Also Kat, talking about that View harpy's comment about Republican woman being like cockroaches: "Suburban Republican women don't like me much, but their dads sure do."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 03, 2022 11:53 PM (Mzdiz)
BUT.... If Trump runs and wins, I am going to spend all 4 years LAUGHING MY ASS OFF at all the leftists and progs who will be slitting their throats and tearing their hair out over it! That will probably be the greatest spectacle I will ever see in my lifetime, and it will be worth some of the small aggravations that come along with it. So I'm good with it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:53 PM (r46W7)
Way to get my hopes up.
Posted by: Iris at November 03, 2022 11:53 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Shep! at November 03, 2022 11:53 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:53 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Muldoon
Couldn't figure out how to use munchkin
Moonchkin? Lumpkin?
I don't know how you gus pun so well under time pressure
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:53 PM (2xlV3)
Posted by: Uncle Vlad from Drac Dynasty at November 03, 2022 11:54 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 03, 2022 11:54 PM (jd+Ya)
Trump 47 will need a VP who is Senior Merciless VP of HR
Posted by: Miklos suggests at November 03, 2022 11:55 PM (SP4pi)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2022 11:55 PM (2xlV3)
goodnight people
Posted by: DB at November 03, 2022 11:56 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 03, 2022 11:51 PM (mE7cY)
It was death by suicide.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:56 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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[struggles, unsuccessfully, to come up with a pun using 'Epee']
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., commenting casually at November 03, 2022 11:56 PM (Qq7oc)
What? Are you that clueless? Are you THAT Stupid?
Trump was a "NON SWAMP" President.
He went in to kick ass and get the things he promised his voters to get done.
The SWAMP of DC tried to lay him to waste from day 1.
Yet he still got things done. With a second term, he would have turned the tide from us being in this despicable state we are currently in.
KNOW THAT....unless you are that stupid.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:56 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Miklos suggests at November 03, 2022 11:55 PM (SP4pi)
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Is Jeff Sessions still alive?
Someone should check.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 11:56 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stab
Well, Constitutional requirements.
But after a Dubious Kenyan, and actual South African (with American mother, I think) should be Fine.
Posted by: Miklos will wait and see at November 03, 2022 11:58 PM (SP4pi)
I'm going to turn in. To sleep perchance to dream, more likely perchance to wake up to 8 " of snow.
Endeavour to persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 03, 2022 11:58 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2022 11:59 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2022 11:59 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2022 10:41 PM (sJHOI)
Considered it myself, but decided to let the tension build up until the actual videos of reeeeee-ing former Twats start dropping.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2022 11:59 PM (bW8dp)
Someone should check.
Posted by: Cicero
Mr. Sessions likes to have a nap after his nap.
Posted by: Miklos from Shady Senatorial Acres at November 04, 2022 12:00 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2022 12:01 AM (J00IM)
President Trump's next VP will, in turn, be the president for the next eight years and who will choose the president for the next eight years, and so on an so forth...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2022 12:02 AM (SLeLQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2022 12:02 AM (bW8dp)
Okay. I laughed at this. I guess I'm amused easily.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at November 04, 2022 12:02 AM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Miklos is not saber, went outside for a smoke and epee at November 04, 2022 12:02 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Zettai
Worked once.
For a while.
Posted by: Miklosius, neglected Sixth Good Emperor at November 04, 2022 12:04 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2022 12:04 AM (SLeLQ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2022 12:05 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 12:06 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Megthered at November 04, 2022 12:06 AM (ZqtiJ)
Posted by: El Gobernador Heb Booosch at November 04, 2022 12:06 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 04, 2022 12:06 AM (Q87sy)
I'm sure Americans overall want someone who can at least piss in the toilet without getting it all over the floor...or in his pants...or in the Rose Garden...or on the carpet in Air Force One..or on the steps of Marine Corp One...or on the seats of "The Beast"...depends big boy...depends. COME ON!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2022 12:07 AM (J00IM)
There's some block housing complex in my AO where the tenants are not allowed to smoke in their own units nor smoke outside, so they go to the parking lot and smoke in their cars!
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2022 12:07 AM (SLeLQ)
Posted by: Blind Smoking and Drinking Monk Miklos of Shaolin at November 04, 2022 12:07 AM (SP4pi)
Plus it would be drama from day one.
Just noting these two observations. If the candidate is anywhere near something that might salvage the nation, there will be drama because the progs in the press aren't getting their way.
Posted by: Methos at November 04, 2022 12:08 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 04, 2022 12:09 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:10 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: An Observation sez
Hope he got a pretty wife to celebrate with.
Posted by: Miklos is only vaguely aware at November 04, 2022 12:11 AM (SP4pi)
President Trump's next VP will, in turn, be the president for the next eight years and who will choose the president for the next eight years, and so on an so forth...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2022 12:02 AM (SLeLQ)
I've chosen my fantasy team, and it's a bit different.
Trump picks Rick Grenell to be his VP, just to blow Every Leftist's Mind. At the end of his term, Rick Grenell resigns his seat and is appointed to the Supreme Court, after Justice Sotomayer sadly chokes to death on a twinkie.
The ticket in 2028 will be DeSantis/Lake. They run things til 2036, at which point Lake takes over til 2044. And after that, who knows - maybe Barron Trump will be ready to give it a try.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:11 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 04, 2022 12:11 AM (Q87sy)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 04, 2022 12:09 AM (CecP5)
And he also gets to boink Kate Upton. Good for him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:12 AM (wj3ZK)
For a while.
Posted by: Miklosius, neglected Sixth Good Emperor at November 04, 2022 12:04 AM (SP4pi)
Jefferson, Madison and Monroe did a lot. They called it the Virginia Dynasty I think
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Theodore at November 04, 2022 12:12 AM (pGonq)
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at November 04, 2022 12:12 AM (Xrfse)
Which is EXACTLY why he is the man 2024!
TRUMP has the scars of new knowledge. He will not be played by these people ever again.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2022 12:13 AM (J00IM)
To be blunt, we don't want another faggot for President.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 12:13 AM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:12 AM (wj3ZK)
I'd say that Verlander is about as high as any man can get in this world tonight!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:13 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:14 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Kindltot
If it weren't for those meddling Adams kids....
Posted by: the Virginia Dynasty is a cool horse-drawn carriage type van at November 04, 2022 12:14 AM (SP4pi)
Uh, how the hell is that legal? What authority does this Judge have over OUR OF STATE assets?
Oh... wait, never mind... Its Trump... so just like attorney client privilege, the assumption of innocence, and Executive Privilege... it does not count.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:15 AM (oHd/0)
99.8% recovery rate.
This was never a pandemic it was a plannedemic.
Also, upon further review - it REALLY looks like Pelosi is handcuffed in that video.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:15 AM (YglAn)
It looks like she's handcuffed.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:14 AM (YglAn)
If I didn't know she was in DC, I'd say that she was the one who beat Paul with a hammer. After catching him in bed with soy-boy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:15 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at November 04, 2022 12:12 AM (Xrfse)
Is that mid-way between a canter and a gallop? Paging Ben Had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:16 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Especially if he got the bonus check on the way out and immediately gave it to Kate.
Posted by: practical if romantic Miklos at November 04, 2022 12:16 AM (SP4pi)
No Grennell. I like him just fine but no. Put him somewhere else he can make trouble.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:17 AM (YglAn)
I think any combo would drive the left mad while spreading the targets of their hatred.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 04, 2022 12:17 AM (Q87sy)
Posted by: practical if romantic Miklos at November 04, 2022 12:16 AM (SP4pi)
I would give her my Bone Us check.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2022 12:17 AM (ufFY8)
Sorry, disagree. Trump should have written an executive order ORDERING the Justice department to enforce Title 18 section 242, Taking a Civil Right under cover of Law, against any Governor or Mayor, who ordered the abrogation of Civil Rights.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:18 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: thathalfrican
linky pls?
Posted by: Miklos kindly requests at November 04, 2022 12:18 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2022 12:19 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:19 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Miklos, intrigued at November 04, 2022 12:19 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2022 12:19 AM (yQpMk)
---------
Henchmen, minions snd toadies are the backbone of the operation.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2022 12:20 AM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:15 AM
Smoke and mirrors for headlines, it can't be enforced...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2022 12:20 AM (SLeLQ)
Posted by: Miklos, appreciative at November 04, 2022 12:20 AM (SP4pi)
The amount of unconstitutional criminality under the guise of "health" and "abundance of caution" is staggering.
Until people are in fucking prison for life or awaiting firing squad, it's all horseshit.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:20 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:17 AM (YglAn)
He really soiled his escutcheon when he went on that unhinged rant against Kathy Barnette, who challenged Oz in the PA senatorial primary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:21 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Mrs. Pepperpot at November 04, 2022 12:21 AM (LemwF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2022 11:07 PM (r46W7)
Something in Ukraine is the obvious answer. Remember the testimony in pubic session where our envoy there was in a panic about the Russians grabbing the 50+ biolabs we have there? And the money laundering there is incredible as we see signs of already. There might well be reasons why they prop up the regime there and strip our own army of weapons.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 12:21 AM (NkGvj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
That would be fun! We have an Alaska cruise scheduled in Summer 2024 - Rebecca is getting one hip replaced in January, 2023, and will probably be getting the other one done in Summer, 2023, so we'll be spending most of next year helping her with recuperation. If we didn't have that going on, we would be on a ship with all of you Morons, having a great time!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at November 04, 2022 12:21 AM (SRRAx)
Yes. I remember listening to, whatever it was, and being completely flabbergasted.
Then again, he worked for Trump. Perhaps he was just shilling for his boss and went overboard.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:22 AM (YglAn)
DM on the Twitter purge:
https://tinyurl.com/27qfa6pd
Elon looks to be trying on his god-emperor of Mars outfit, there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 12:22 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:15 AM (YglAn)
They wouldn't cuff her if she'd shot her husband in front of them.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 12:23 AM (NkGvj)
https://tinyurl.com/43w2mk7f
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 04, 2022 12:23 AM (XJogI)
Posted by: Floridachick
---------------------------
Yes.
Trump was ready to s/can Fauci's and Borax's ideas.
He said the monoclonal antibodies, HCQ, Ivermectin.
He also was against quarantines and school closures.
It would have been business as usual as quick as possible.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 12:24 AM (jd+Ya)
Nah. Warrior for Satan armor or some shit shit.
No, I'm not kidding.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:24 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:17 AM (YglAn)
If there is a Moron Alaska cruise, I would consider going, finances permitting, or at the very least meet up with the participants at a stop in Vancouver or Victoria.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:24 AM (wj3ZK)
And I'm right handed, just like he is - identical twin.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 04, 2022 12:24 AM (CecP5)
Posted by: Cicero
That's it.
STRIKE
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Lackeys and Underlings (Teamsters) at November 04, 2022 12:24 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:25 AM (r46W7)
We had an inch of snow this afternoon in this corner of AZ.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for
What part of Az pray tell? I'm guessing Flagstaff or thereabouts....??
My unnerstanding is AOP winters in your great state.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at November 04, 2022 12:26 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I bet AOP knows Victoria's secrets.
Posted by: Miklos wagers at November 04, 2022 12:26 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:22 AM (YglAn)
"Overboard" describes it to a "T". He could have, a) said nothing, as nothing was expected of him, or b) as a friend of Trump, simply said, "my friend Donald Trump supports Dr. Oz, and so do I. Kathy should save her powder for another battle."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:27 AM (wj3ZK)
Woulda, shoulda, coulda = hindsight is 20/20.
President Trump didn't become the President of the United States of America by ignoring lessons learned along the way.
Trump is not stupid. Anyone that doubts he has learned bigly in the past 6 years under-estimates his allegiance.
Posted by: old chick at November 04, 2022 12:27 AM (sOete)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:28 AM (YglAn)
My unnerstanding is AOP winters in your great state.
Payson, about equal drive time from Flagstaff and Phoenix.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 12:29 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Miklos wagers at November 04, 2022 12:26 AM (SP4pi)
I have been there a scant few times. Born and raised in Vancouver, so I know it real well, save for recent changes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:29 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:27 AM (wj3ZK)
Yes. Which is why the whole thing is fucking bizarre.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:29 AM (YglAn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Lackeys and Underlings (Teamsters) at November 04, 2022 12:24 AM
I've long aspired to be a lickspittle...
Posted by: Zettai at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (YsP0V)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 04, 2022 12:28 AM (YglAn)
Not John Carter of Mars?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (GpUUo)
President Trump as been the MOST WANTED MAN by the Demoncrap party in all of the HISTORY of US presidents.
Did you ever stop and wonder why?
He almost took the swamp down..in his first term even while they...(and some POS RINOS yeah you Mitch and a list of other POS RINOS) sought to bring him down.
Remember that.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (GpUUo)
How did Little's game turn out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:31 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2022 12:32 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 12:29 AM (Bd6X
I think we've discussed this before; in my teen years, I spent one or two weeks every summer at Geronimo, just a few miles outside of Payson. Many, many happy memories.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:32 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Kalifornistan at November 04, 2022 12:33 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2022 12:30 AM (GpUUo)
70 mph winds forecast for tomorrow evening. Not looking forward to it, I understand why everyone moved their games to tonight.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:34 AM (r46W7)
Elon I, of the planet Mars and his other Solar System Realms and Dominions, Emperor. Defender of the Speech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 12:35 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai
We have an Apprenticeship Program.
Send FAFSA and SASE
Posted by: Miklos Technical Institute at November 04, 2022 12:36 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:34 AM (r46W7)
There could have been some record setting field goals if the wind was right.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2022 12:37 AM (yQpMk)
Elon I, of the planet Mars and his other Solar System Realms and Dominions, Emperor. Defender of the Speech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 12:35 AM (Mzdiz)
But ya know... if'n Edgar Rice Burroughs was right, and EVERY Red Woman of Mars is a smokeshow?
I volunteer to go....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:37 AM (oHd/0)
I volunteer to go....
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:37 AM (oHd/0)
I'll build the frigging space ship. At this point earth sucks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2022 12:38 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: publius
I wonder if the Devil Costume was connected to the impending bloodletting (and everyone locked out).
Posted by: Miklos would have had a Dr. Guillotine costume at November 04, 2022 12:39 AM (SP4pi)
We did. Finally looked it up. Remote enough to keep kids out of serious trouble, close enough to take care of any problems that do arise. Looks nice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 12:40 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2022 12:38 AM (VwHCD)
And they like.... actually act like Women, and everything!
Can do without them getting kidnapped every other week... but Tarzan's Jane had the same problem...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:40 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 04, 2022 12:40 AM (yQpMk)
It's only a problem if you're kicking into the wind. If it's at your back, 75 yard field goals.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 12:41 AM (Bd6X8)
The Imperial Palace will be in Cydonia. Like the Sphinx, they'll redo the Face on Mars so it's Elon's face. His Praetorian Guard will be all girl, putting Quadafi to shame. Bunch of hotties all in very skimpy warrior princess get ups.
And he'll impregnate them all, many times over. May make the line of succession problematic, but he'll work it out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD)
Those would be some rough field goals, even with professionals.
Posted by: Methos at November 04, 2022 12:44 AM (kOpft)
Not well. The team they were playing is the best team in the conference. Fortunately it turned out to be only three hours away not four. The game ended a lot sooner than it might have because we were on a running clock after halftime.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2022 12:45 AM (GpUUo)
Those would be some rough field goals, even with professionals.
Posted by: Methos at November 04, 2022 12:44 AM (kOpft)
If'n that was a high school game it would be proof that the coach was the Chemistry Prof, not the Physics Prof.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:45 AM (oHd/0)
I volunteer to go....
Dak Lak Dak Rak Tak!
Posted by: Chief Martian In Charge Of Protecting Martian Poontang at November 04, 2022 12:46 AM (kOpft)
I volunteer to go....
Dak Lak Dak Rak Tak!
Posted by: Chief Martian In Charge Of Protecting Martian Poontang at November 04, 2022 12:46 AM (kOpft)
Ewwwww.... you make me soooo angry!
Posted by: Marvin, the Martian.. at November 04, 2022 12:47 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at November 04, 2022 12:40 AM (Bd6X
an unusual thing to have picked up at camp - the way it was run, all the campers would pick up the raw ingredients for their meals at the commissary every afternoon, and then you would have to cook your own meals over your own fire at the campsite. I found rather quickly that I really hated badly cooked food, and further that with just a little bit of effort, I could get it to turn out just the way I liked it. Kept the habit from then on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2022 12:48 AM (r46W7)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2022 12:45 AM (oHd/0)
In my senior year in HS we were playing for state championship after beating the dominant team in the state in the regular season - it was either them or us. Anyhow the last game had a 30-40 mile wind happening and our sides had a full size flag that was whipping like it was the last stand of an army. We got a lead and fairly late in the game we took an intentional safety to get a better kick to put them in a worse position and they didn't score again.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2022 12:50 AM (NkGvj)
OK.
And it's done.
No committees, no research or evaluation just a simple, good idea, OK let's do it.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 12:50 AM (jd+Ya)
Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 04, 2022 12:54 AM (geVLo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2022 12:55 AM (wj3ZK)
Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 04, 2022 12:54 AM (geVLo)
Socialism is rule by Government Fiat. WAY too inefficient of a system to actually colonize space.
Posted by: Marvin, the Martian.. at November 04, 2022 12:56 AM (oHd/0)
Seriously, how do people sleep on mattresses like this...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at November 04, 2022 01:03 AM (EsEFH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2022 01:04 AM (J00IM)
I am reading about Elon's Mars plans. Ambitious, to say the least. One big criticism is they are focusing on getting to Mars, transport, and not the problems of long term human life support.
Two big problems for long term human habitation of Mars: radiation, 1/3 g.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 01:06 AM (Mzdiz)
I posted instructions on how to gird up your loins on last Friday's ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2022 01:18 AM (dYOvA)
Posted by: Dr.Bone
Spank socialism, Space Daddy. Spank it.
Here, use this.
Posted by: handcrafted traditional heirloom knouts by Miklos at November 04, 2022 01:19 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Weirddave
WD is the News You can Use guy.
Posted by: Miklos took notes, where are toga and tunic at November 04, 2022 01:21 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at November 04, 2022 01:03 AM (EsEFH)
Featherbed, stat.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2022 01:22 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Marvin, the Martian
Marvin is actually pretty cool.
Wasted after three Natty Daddys though.
Posted by: Miklos is a bit sweet on his sister Marveen at November 04, 2022 01:24 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: CA Token at November 04, 2022 01:26 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez
Carry it around all day, you'll sleep with anybody on anything
Posted by: Emma Sulkowicz at November 04, 2022 01:26 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 03, 2022 10:27 PM (agvh/)
That would be fun! We have an Alaska cruise scheduled in Summer 2024 - Rebecca is getting one hip replaced in January, 2023, and will probably be getting the other one done in Summer, 2023, so we'll be spending most of next year helping her with recuperation. If we didn't have that going on, we would be on a ship with all of you Morons, having a great time!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at November 04, 2022 12:21 AM (SRRAx)
I won't be cruisin, but you can always stop by. AKMOME, folks. It's the best.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 04, 2022 01:29 AM (LOVUx)
And he'll impregnate them all, many times over. May make the line of succession problematic, but he'll work it out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 12:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Elon Mudd?
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2022 01:30 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: raimondo at November 04, 2022 01:34 AM (mrXuj)
Posted by: publius,
Need a Court Eunuch?
Posted by: M. Pence at November 04, 2022 01:34 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 04, 2022 01:35 AM (SP4pi)
Replying to @elonmusk
Google translate from Portuguese,
11/02/22. We do not accept a l@drao as the next president. help
https://bit.ly/3E0KJcw
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 04, 2022 01:36 AM (jd+Ya)
Speaking of Marvin the Martian, a professor of mine at Clempson Cow College sounded sort of like Marvin. We'd joke about it. I decided to look him up, figuring he done long re-tard since I was there.
Well, here is he, and done us proud:
https://tinyurl.com/22vz2953
That feller taught me Classical Eeeee-lectrodynamicalism and some special relativity shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Dr. Larsen there, I remember fondly, spent a whole lecture telling us how "SETI is bullshit". Somebody brought it up, and it one was on his pet peeves. So, he just forgot the intended lecture for that day, and launched on SETI. On the blackboard, he showed the concept of signal to noise, and the signal levels vs distance.
It was clear, that unless some alien civilization somewhere was intentioinally beaming signals right at us, and with ungodly power levels, we wouldn't see anything but noise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 01:40 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius,
Relativity requires a Special Theory.
Posted by: Miklos is no Einstein at November 04, 2022 01:45 AM (SP4pi)
So probably out of patent or copyright.
Posted by: Miklos, low cost generic Physicist at November 04, 2022 01:47 AM (SP4pi)
Another fond memory of studying at Dr. Larsen's knee there. This class was, for undergraduates a 400 level course, and for graduate students, a 600 level course. There were about 3 or 4 of us undergrads there, and the rest were all graduate students, total of maybe 10 - 15 students.
Big assignment, a week's worth. Show you work. Well, after Dr. Larsen had reviewed and graded our work, he had a long talkin' to the graduate students, telling them how they ought to be ashamed.
Us undergraduates did better by a good bit than they did, and he just was ashamed. He said, hell, I gave a couple of problems there that I didn't think the undergrads would even be able to try! I was gonna give them full credit if they just even attempted. But they got it right -- well, it could've been more elegant -- but they did it! And you just fucked it all up.
The grading of these here multi level, grad vs undergrad courses worked that way. The 600 level were held to a higher standard.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)
It was special in the sense of not general. He remedied that with the General Theory of Relativity, later. That included gravity. It was Uncle Al's Magnum Opus.
It is the most successfully classical theory there is. A thing of beauty. The Yanet Garcia's ass of physical theory.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 01:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius
Reminds me of my favorite new Outer Limits episode -- The Music of the Spheres. Sadly, it's not freely available on utoob.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2022 01:53 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
My only undergradumate 600 classes were on Ancient Rome and Medieval Heresies.
Wrote papers on the fiscal policy of the later Roman Empire (hint-inflation) and them Cathars/Bogomils.
Posted by: Miklos, who was learnt real good at November 04, 2022 01:53 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos, tryina write a book on that (the second one) at November 04, 2022 01:56 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos, reclined and aesthetically inclined at November 04, 2022 01:59 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklosov the Stakhanovite at November 04, 2022 02:00 AM (SP4pi)
A game with Bogomils vs. Cathars would be so cool, because you would never whose side anybody is on.
Posted by: Miklos sees the Light like Jake Blues at November 04, 2022 02:02 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos revises and... extends at November 04, 2022 02:02 AM (SP4pi)
I posted instructions on how to gird up your loins on last Friday's ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 04, 2022 01:18 AM (dYOvA)
There was that one time someone girder'ed their loins. It involved an erector set.
Posted by: Another Anon at November 04, 2022 02:04 AM (sy/OZ)
*puts feet up on ONT ottoman, which I trust is different than the Art Thread ottoman with CBD's pal*
Posted by: Miklos revises and... extends more extensively at November 04, 2022 02:04 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 04, 2022 02:05 AM (a4EWo)
Forgive me for gushing about Dr. Larsen there. I just felt a sense of nostalgia and then pride, seeing how he Done Good. Had to express it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2022 01:53 AM (KAi1n)
There's a cable channel, Comet TV, which shows back-to-back episodes of the new Outer Limits in the afternoon/evening. Some of them hold up real well. They even had one episode where both Hal Holbrook and Charlton Heston were 'supreme court judges'. Pretty decent sci-fi writing for a show that apparently didn't have a huge budget.
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2022 02:06 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Next time, ax me about the biology professor who had the Amazing Apparatus that made the students go "wow" followed by Standing Student Ovation.
Posted by: Miklos had some good ones at November 04, 2022 02:08 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Mrs. Pepperpot at November 04, 2022 02:11 AM (LemwF)
Posted by: Miklos hazards a guess at November 04, 2022 02:14 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos trusts the Consumer Experiences of the Horde at November 04, 2022 02:15 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos suggests the (R)s in the new Congress introduce a Bill at November 04, 2022 02:17 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:17 AM (Mzdiz)
My daddy loves them snack sized Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits. Only problem is, he loves to smear jelly all over him them. Gets it all over everything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2022 02:20 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miklos suggests a lot at November 04, 2022 02:20 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 04, 2022 02:21 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:19 AM (Mzdiz)
No offense, but that sounds like an abomination. Geez, just stick with mustard, preferably hot.
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2022 02:23 AM (emlEe)
Ol' Dr. Larsen there told a lot of "perfesser jokes". Sort of like Dad jokes, but lamer, and of well, a "perfesser" sort of character.
Funniest one I ever heard, so lame it was just hilarious was told by another Clempson Physics perfesser emeritus, a Dr. Stillwell. 200 level undergraduate physics course, mechanics. He was talking about integrating work as force over distance, leading to a vector integral, "F dot dr".
F dr. He said "...and that's not a political statement." He cracked himself up at that. Chuckled for about 30 seconds before regaining his composure and continuing on.
That is a perfesser joke.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:24 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: RickZ
I knew a famous Civil war historian and Professor from the U of SC.
Had a Civil War cannon in front of his house.
Me-"would it still work?"
Prof-"The metallurgists say unadvisable. But seems to keep the burglars away"
Posted by: Miklos remembers good parties at that house at November 04, 2022 02:25 AM (SP4pi)
That's nothing. This is a man who loves sugar on tomatoes. Since he's sort of diabetic now, he ain't allowed real sugar. So he sprinkles a shit-ton of Sweet 'N' Low on his tomato slices.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Miklos, Agile ONT Scrum Master at November 04, 2022 02:27 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: publius,
"Tomato"?
He's Yankee? I wuz lied to.
Posted by: Miklos, 'maters, beans and cornbread is what we got at November 04, 2022 02:29 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos, giving it the Old College Try at November 04, 2022 02:30 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos, making notes on your Permanent Records at November 04, 2022 02:31 AM (SP4pi)
'Mater, of course. Me, I just tryin' to be all proper grammatical and shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mrs. Pepperpot at November 04, 2022 02:33 AM (LemwF)
Posted by: Miklos, not as lazy as they say at November 04, 2022 02:34 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Mrs. Pepperpot at November 04, 2022 02:33 AM (LemwF)
Thank you. Always nice to start the day with a compliment.
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2022 02:35 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Bad move.
Clempson will put you on their Alumni Fund Raising Contact list.
Posted by: Miklos, not a generous alumnus, as in not a dime at November 04, 2022 02:36 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., commenting casually at November 04, 2022 02:39 AM (raMfo)
Clempson will put you on their Alumni Fund Raising Contact list.
Posted by: Miklos
----
I find that having the recycle bin located between the mailbox and the porch is *very* convenient. Particularly where UNC Alumni Association literature is concerned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc., commenting casually at November 04, 2022 02:43 AM (raMfo)
Where the wattage and resistance play
Where seldom is heard, a capaciting word
And the circuits are not sparking all day
Posted by: Miklos, not all that good at this at November 04, 2022 02:43 AM (SP4pi)
Clempson Alumini has given up on me, I think. I'm on their do not call list.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Hmm
I should write to whoever the fuck ( I'm sure they have one) Environmental Impact Officer at ye olde Alma Mater and ask for an assessment of the destructive Gaia-hating impact of all the Dead Precious Tree shit.
Posted by: Miklos, who will regard this as an Additional Cheap Hobby at November 04, 2022 02:48 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally
I will say one good thing about them Gamecocks.
For a donation of $50/yr, I have borrowing privileges from the Big University Library.
Posted by: Miklos, still reading at or above grade level at November 04, 2022 02:51 AM (SP4pi)
Apparently Jimmy Dean Breakfast Items are right out.
Posted by: Miklos trusts the Consumer Experiences of the Horde
Last night Missus K and I had our dinner at Bob Evans. It was adjacent, as in a short walk away from our temporary abode, and we just needed to consume food units.
Bob Evans sells food units -- salty, salty food units. As a joke, Missus K sent a photo of the menu to our son, whose first summer job had been at a Bob Evans, and asked him what he would recommend that we get for our repast. We received wave offs for certain food units which, frankly, I never would have considered getting in the first place.
Food units consumed, we returned to our temporary abode, cleaned up and turned in for the night. It is an exciting life that we live, sometimes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 04, 2022 02:57 AM (AnnR2)
For a donation of $50/yr, I have borrowing privileges from the Big University Library.
Posted by: Miklos, still reading at or above grade level at November 04, 2022 02:51 AM (SP4pi)
That is cool. And that you're close enough to be able to use that 'perk of donation'.
I wouldn't imagine there's a big crowd these days to grab books off the shelves, though. Which makes it even better.
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2022 02:57 AM (emlEe)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2022 02:59 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Glad you survived.
Inside info always helps.
I got stories about Bojangles, though.
*shivers*
Posted by: Miklos Unit, who likes Bojangles biscuits at November 04, 2022 03:00 AM (SP4pi)
For a donation of $50/yr, I have borrowing privileges from the Big University Library.
Posted by: Miklos, still reading at or above grade level
Their collection of every first edition "I Can Read It All By Myself" books is the envy of the Carolinas, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 04, 2022 03:00 AM (AnnR2)
I'm about to call it a night. But one more, thing, Re Uncle Al's Magnus Opus/Yanet Garcia's ass. The latest on "The Confrontation of General Relativity with Experiment" concludes this:
https://tinyurl.com/2cyeo6zr
Furthermore, the predictions of general relativity are fixed; the pure theory contains no adjustable constants so nothing can be changed. Thus every test of the theory is either a potentially deadly test or a possible probe for new physics. Although it is remarkable that this theory, born 100 years ago out of almost pure thought, has managed to survive every test, the possibility of finding a discrepancy will continue to drive experiments for years to come. These experiments will search for new physics beyond Einstein at many different scales: the large distance scales of the astrophysical, galactic, and cosmological realms; scales of very short distances or high energy; and scales related to strong or dynamical gravity.
Uncle Al knew what he wuz talkin' 'bout.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
I'm almost half way through!
Posted by: Miklos, who is aware of pics of Tiny Miklos reading on the potty at November 04, 2022 03:02 AM (SP4pi)
Actually holds up pretty well, at least for me. Great actors helps.
And Arkin’s Russian certainly sounds legit, not memorized. PPsh-41s are nice, another sub gun didn’t recognize, hope the firearms movie database will have something. M2 on the pintle mount on the sub was only obvious inappropriate weapon, besides the sub of course, but Golf class boats weren’t available in the mid 60s.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2022 03:04 AM (E4WLu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Wow.
I never knew Yanet Garcia was smart like that.
Posted by: Miklos, who is Impressed, and would be pressed upon at November 04, 2022 03:05 AM (SP4pi)
Uncle Al's "ephemerides" of the earth-moon system continue to be within the limits of measurement. As of now, the Moon is within 2 cm of where Uncle Al says it should be, as measured from Erf.
Mr. Newton, although a big fuckin' deal of gravity, don't come close.
Here's the funny deal. Uncle Al's gravity is still purely classical, continuous, and not quantum. All attempts at theoretically quantitzing gravity have failed.
No error in what Uncle Al predicts, vs what can measured has been found. Uncle Al *should* be wrong. A quantum theory of gravity should hold, and lead to a unified field theory of everything.
Ain't no luck so far, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 03:06 AM (Mzdiz)
Well, that's my own "coloring" of it. And you know, I'm a pervert, so don't pay that any attention. Everything else, other than the asses and such, is good, far as I can testify.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (Mzdiz) at November 04, 2022 03:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2022 03:08 AM (E4WLu)
https://youtu.be/PiZHNw1MtzI
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2022 03:08 AM (sAmhv)
https://youtu.be/PiZHNw1MtzI
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2022 03:08 AM (sAmhv)
I saw it too. We need to find the other 38.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2022 03:10 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: rhomboid
Well, California.
Posted by: Miklos, will emulate Lei Feng instead at November 04, 2022 03:12 AM (SP4pi)
All attempts at theoretically quantitzing gravity have failed.
It merely lacks an irresistible marketing campaign to "close the deal".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 04, 2022 03:13 AM (AnnR2)
Posted by: Dr. Emmet Miklos-Brown at November 04, 2022 03:15 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Sri Miklosarawami needs a vacation from this Plane of Existence at November 04, 2022 03:17 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2022 03:21 AM (E4WLu)
Posted by: rhomboid
Biden has invoked the old Lend-Lease (really).
In my opinion, if the Rs win the House, fund nothing. US Defense w/o social engineering until after 2025.
And then nothing.
Really nothing. Take it out of already appropriated funds, conditions and requirements attached.
Posted by: Sri Miklosarawami is Financially Aware at November 04, 2022 03:27 AM (SP4pi)
That's what I said to my ex at the divorce.
Posted by: infidel de manahatta at November 04, 2022 03:38 AM (1J6oB)
I am reading about Elon's Mars plans. Ambitious, to say the least. One big criticism is they are focusing on getting to Mars, transport, and not the problems of long term human life support.
Two big problems for long term human habitation of Mars: radiation, 1/3 g.
I don't think the 1/3 g is a thing. Are you thinking commuting? I'm not. Kind like going to the New Wolrd, isn't it?
As to the rads...what's the dose rate? I am thinking it's pretty easy to shield habitats. No idea about going out on the surface in a suit. What do you know?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2022 03:40 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 04, 2022 03:40 AM (geVLo)
Posted by: Fetterneck's Lump at November 04, 2022 03:40 AM (9mhOz)
That's what I said to my ex at the divorce.
Posted by: infidel de manahatta at November 04, 2022 03:38 AM (1J6oB)
My, aren't you the Polite One. What size are your Crocs?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2022 03:42 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: stuff Dems say while lighting Healing Candles and putting Healing Crystals in the Special Place whic at November 04, 2022 03:43 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2022 03:43 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Fetterneck's Lump at November 04, 2022 03:44 AM (9mhOz)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Bet yours would fit into mine
Posted by: Miklos, aiming for the well paid Don Lemon CNN slot at November 04, 2022 03:45 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos, likes Good things at November 04, 2022 03:46 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2022 03:40 AM (8C7+r)
There's at least a couple of ways to shield from radiation. Water is one, also digging underground for habitat. If only Elon owned some kind of boring company to dig the tunnels. Oh yeah. He already does.
Posted by: Bilwis - about a week late at November 04, 2022 03:47 AM (cupoy)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2022 03:49 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Miklos, nogoodnik do-gooder at November 04, 2022 03:49 AM (SP4pi)
I've learned to accept that.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Fine.
Do nine holes , then the 19th.
Posted by: Miklos has a niblick at November 04, 2022 03:51 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2022 03:56 AM (xhxe8)
https://youtu.be/PiZHNw1MtzI
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 04, 2022 03:08 AM (sAmhv)
I saw it too. We need to find the other 38.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2022 03:10 AM (VwHCD)
----
One more here. I saw it in Durban, South Africa as a new movie then a couple more times. Yes, entertaining.
Posted by: Ciampino - better late than never at November 04, 2022 03:59 AM (qfLjt)
I've learned to accept that.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Fine.
Do nine holes , then the 19th.
Posted by: Miklos has a niblick at November 04, 2022 03:51 AM (SP4pi)
Oh, hell, been almost 2 decades since I swung a real club! (not counting putt-putt)
19th hole down the road closed during the pandemic nonsense. Now, they're putting in a Big Shots Golf venue. Have to check it out when it's done. Just the food and booze, of (golf) course.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2022 03:59 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Skip
Governor Mastriano should declare every November 4th "Skip Day".
The skool kids will make Skip immortal
Posted by: Miklos skipped school when possible at November 04, 2022 04:00 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 04, 2022 04:02 AM (8C7+r)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2022 04:04 AM (2viQM)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 04, 2022 04:05 AM (BLOW1)
The ONT content is . . . unusual, to say the least. Dave does excellent work, and life happens. Apparently everyone has been amusing himself anyway.
I'm up early to stretch -- the exercises the physical therapist gave me have been working steadily to reduce the sciatica ache in my leg and hip -- to drink some coffee and to pet some cats. Might smoke a pipe, but I hate to rush that and may put it off until tonight.
Friday. 'Tis important.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2022 04:05 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Ace could make some money by selling ONT Super Sleep Aid.
But no.
Toenails of people I don't know and do not wish to meet.
Posted by: Miklos expects better at November 04, 2022 04:06 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2022 04:08 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Hmm
Not up on all the Nawlins Katlick Saint's days.
Posted by: Miklos thinks gumbo at November 04, 2022 04:08 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2022 04:08 AM (c6xtn)
Fetterman claims he has shared more health evaluations 'than virtually anyone' despite REFUSING to release detailed records - as CBS shows his caption screens and reveals words are written by human stenographer
https://mol.im/a/11388549
Posted by: Ciampino -- better late than never at November 04, 2022 04:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2022 04:09 AM (2viQM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Hmm
Not up on all the Nawlins Katlick Saint's days.
Posted by: Miklos thinks gumbo at November 04, 2022
***
On Tuesday evening Miss Linda went off to church for All Saints' Day. Wednesday I think it was Day of the Dead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2022 04:10 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2022 04:11 AM (xhxe8)
So much like Sniffy Joe
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2022 04:11 AM (2viQM)
Posted by: Skip
But if you do that, you have to feed the mouse and clean up and give it a mouse wheel to play on
Posted by: Miklos thinks pet mice are OK, and will shoot Fauci if he comes for them at November 04, 2022 04:11 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Archimedes
Hey, I thought all the cobs we're getting Tapper money.
Hell, they do better than Tapper ratings.
Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 04:12 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2022 04:11 AM (xhxe
Yes. No fever, just lousy throat stuff. Now I have to worry about teen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2022 04:13 AM (2viQM)
That CO2 will get you to paradise. Somewhere.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 04, 2022 04:14 AM (geVLo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Every year, I realize that the Day of the Dead was, like yesterday or something.
Still here
Posted by: El Mikloso (Taco Bell wants to name something after me) at November 04, 2022 04:14 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Skip
But if you do that, you have to feed the mouse and clean up and give it a mouse wheel to play on
Posted by: Miklos thinks pet mice are OK, and will shoot Fauci if he comes for them at November 04, 2022 04:11 AM (SP4pi)
That why I only get mice with wheels
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 04, 2022 04:15 AM (2viQM)
Still here
Posted by: El Mikloso (Taco Bell wants to name something after me) at November 04, 2022
***
"I woke up still not dead again today;
The Internet said that I had passed away.
If I died I wasn't dead to stay,
And I woke up still not dead again today --"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2022 04:18 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: El Miklosito at November 04, 2022 04:20 AM (SP4pi)
Do nine holes , then the 19th.
Posted by: Miklos has a niblick
Do nine holes, but do rando gulf -- have a random number generator pick the number of the next hole that you play.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 04, 2022 04:21 AM (AnnR2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Six hours in 'emergency' - it's SD so you'll have a couple fentanyl cases slip in ahead of you for narcan but not gunshot perforations.
My experience with covid was four days of 104 and general weakness holed up in a SLC hotel 1500 mi from home - still managed a 2mi distanced hike in the park across the street - then it disappeared and just left me aching.
Hope it's as well for yr kid.
Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 04:21 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Colin at November 04, 2022 04:25 AM (z3jup)
They were basically 'okay, that's typical, just check in every couple days and if it's not gone in six days we'll get you some where's.
Posted by: JEM at November 04, 2022 04:25 AM (8erNz)
Almost forgot this
"Content provided at the last minute and at Great Expense in the name of St Dave de Weird, and the Llamas are just fine"
The Llamas who hired the Football (American) Coach have been sacked.
Posted by: Justin Miklos-Wilson Ga-ron-tees at November 04, 2022 04:26 AM (SP4pi)
Posted by: Miklos has a niblick
Do nine holes, but do rando gulf -- have a random number generator pick the number of the next hole that you play.
>If my 19th hole is Paige Spiranac, I'm in.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 04, 2022 04:28 AM (geVLo)
Should matters go the way they appear to be heading, think of all the people who we will be able to welcome to the terrorist watch list on Wednesday! "Oh, you question our precious democracy's results? C'mon over to the watch list!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 04, 2022 04:28 AM (AnnR2)
Posted by: Miklos used to like golf tournaments when he was a bogus VIP at November 04, 2022 04:30 AM (SP4pi)
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