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Yep
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 02, 2022 07:36 PM (ajvaO) 2
Howdy
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 07:36 PM (HQ9Sl) 3
Drat
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 07:36 PM (HQ9Sl) 4
Karl Rove is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 07:37 PM (HQ9Sl) 5
Smart baby almost took a header off the bead.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 07:37 PM (up/3i) Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 07:38 PM (up/3i) 7
So a trans-bat wins a bird contest? Sounds about right in this, the Year of our Lord 2022...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (us2H3) 9
When does Karl Rove's 15 minutes expire?
No one outside DC and NY gives a rats ass to ever see or hear from this shit again Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (Tc2CN) 10
མཚོ་བལ!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (llON8) 11
That baby is smarter than Joe Biden.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (mE7cY) 12
Hiya
Posted by: JT at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (T4tVD) 13
Karl Rove = Pig Vomit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, hoarder and wrecker at November 02, 2022 07:39 PM (ajvaO) 14
Evening.
Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 07:40 PM (ySJVC) 15
Showed up on Watters after the speech to further hump the Jan 6 narrative
Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead at November 02, 2022 07:40 PM (Tc2CN) 16
Smart baby indeed!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 07:41 PM (2xlV3) 17
How the fuck can they try to pass off a campaign speech as an "address to the nation" six days before an election?
Has something like this ever been done before? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 02, 2022 07:41 PM (SIZS3) 18
Honestly, the Bush Admin is over.
Rove was disgraced by scandal 15 years ago. Its over. New job. Faux nooz do better. 2004 is over Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead at November 02, 2022 07:41 PM (Tc2CN) 19
Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) showed up to say, "Hello" and recommends Southern Comfort brand egg nog...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 07:41 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: gourmand du jour back in the fog at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (jTmQV) 21
Danggit ace, still teasing me about Porto.
I wonder if most or at least parts of Portugal are still slow and quiet. Used to be case, even for Lisbon really, but I heard that EU-ization had taken its toll on the country's off-the-grid vibe. Only one way to check, I guess. A trip doesn't really fit into the plans right now, but that $/Euro rate is unlikely to get much better any time soon. Unless there's some general collapse in Yurup, of course. Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: rhennigantx at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (BRHaw) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (2xlV3) 24
Manu-manu!
Posted by: Mork from Orc at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (3Or4S) 25
Well, why not bats win a Bird Contest...
a MAN won the Miss Universe pageant. Note... aliens watching are going... HUH? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 07:43 PM (5p7BC) 27
Willowed:
Use "Eirahidurund" in a sentence. I entered my dogs in the Eirahidurund, but I had to drop out due to Trunalimunumaprzure... Posted by: jsg at November 02, 2022 07:23 PM (4ASgD) I hocked my wife's diamond ring last June bought me an outboard Eirahidurund but other than that we ain't nothing but good ol' boys. Posted by: Moe & Joe at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (4I/2K) 28
those elephants start drinking early in life
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (us2H3) 29
Well, why not bats win a Bird Contest...
a MAN won the Miss Universe pageant. Note... aliens watching are going... HUH? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (oHd/0) --- It's part of the galactic reality show...EARTH! Where aliens take a bunch of different species and put them on one planet so that hilarity ensues... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (BpYfr) 30
Gotta log in to the Twits to see beat downs. Unpossible for me.
Posted by: kraken at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (Vr12I) 31
Smart baby FTW.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (yHsuS) 32
well it's the only land mammal if you discount the invasive junk species that have showed up. Like rats. and humans.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (r46W7) 33
"Kiwis clearly love their native bat," Forest & Bird's Bird of the Year spokesperson, Laura Keown, said in a statement Monday announcing the result. "A vote for bats is also a vote for predator control, habitat restoration, and climate action to protect our bats and their feathered neighbours!"
Ms. Keown is clearly an outstanding person, filled to overflowing with perspicuity, grace, kindness, and elan. This is also true of chiroptophiles everywhere, and we are blessed to have a significant number of them here amonst the CoBs and Commentariat of this fine establishment! Oh, yeah, Bats! We have bats! O frabjous day!! Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (a3Q+t) 34
Bats are just evil. Especially when they are being passed off as birds, whatever the excuse.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (gv7Yb) 35
Jesse Watters needs to take control of his own show. Tell Bret Baier to book Rove for his show that no one watches
Tucker would not be caught dead on camera with Rove Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (Tc2CN) 36
CNN is retarded
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 07:42 PM (2xlV3) --- No, it's gay and it's shit is retarded. Also: Inman vids are showing as age-restricted. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (llXky) 37
DAFUQ, CNN?
Posted by: The Sheep at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (5p7BC) 38
What did Turd Blossom do now?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 07:38 PM (up/3i) took another breath Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:46 PM (us2H3) 39
>>New Zealand's annual Bird of the Year competition has been won by the country's only land mammal
These idiots are embarrassing. Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 07:46 PM (ZLI7S) 40
We had a bat in the house years ago. It came in through the chimney. Up close it was an ugly little bugger.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (gv7Yb) 42
New Zealand really really really beclowned themselves during the The Great Idiocy. Maybe it was just the built-in rivalry/jealousy with Oz next door, and they didn't want to be out-done. But they sort of were, with the vaccination camps and other insanity Australia indulged in.
Damn shame. Two the anglosphere's historically most independent, free thinking, and stolid countries. Now, just sort of North Korea with better food, weird animals, and the seasons reversed. Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (OTzUX) 43
Could a bird win a rodent contest?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV) 44
Tucker would not be caught dead on camera with Rove
Posted by: Zippy the Pinhead at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (Tc2CN) --- Rove thought he was a genius for getting Dubya re-elected with a narrow margin during wartime. And then "the idiot" Trump carried more states. He's an ass. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (llXky) 45
Democrat: 1,249,122
Republican: 1,426,017 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 07:43 PM (5p7BC) and a lot more dims have defected to the GOP Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (us2H3) 46
Saw armadillos in tripds to Florida when I was a kid, they have to be uglier than possums
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2022 07:48 PM (xhxe8) 47
"Sorry we locked you in your houses for two years and beat the shit out of you if you dared to come out.... look at this bat!
![]() Fuck off, enzeds. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2022 07:48 PM (6FeV1) 48
We had our own hammer incident here in Springfield MO today.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8z3ec3 Posted by: Ethan Saunders at November 02, 2022 07:49 PM (W1E3x) 49
cant see the Inman tweets
restricted content Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8) 50
and the seasons reversed.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: liquid going down the drain at November 02, 2022 07:49 PM (a3Q+t) 51
New Zealand really really really beclowned themselves during the The Great Idiocy.
Sure did. It was leftist insanity, run amok. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2022 07:49 PM (Xrfse) 52
Damn shame. Two the anglosphere's historically most independent, free thinking, and stolid countries. Now, just sort of North Korea with better food, weird animals, and the seasons reversed.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (OTzUX) --- Not really. Both have been embracing safetyism since the 1990s. Started with Guns Are Bad and obviously their cops think they have zero relationship with the rest of society. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:49 PM (llXky) 53
Could a bird win a rodent contest?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV) I thought that said "rodeo". Hey, man, there are some tough birds out there. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (ySJVC) 54
most of the prouction staff at Fox are dims
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (us2H3) 55
New Zealand had no indigenous land mammals when the Maori, then the British, came to visit, and eventually settle (Maori were not "indigenous" either, their presence was seasonal fishing camps for eons before actual settlement).
At least that's what I was told when I was there. And it explained some the peculiar problems. Kiwis, for example, aren't endangered because of habitat, SUVs, Big Oil, or imaginary climate change. They're endangered because they evolved being able to make nests on the ground, with zero barrier to access, since there were no mammal predators to worry about. Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (OTzUX) 56
53 Could a bird win a rodent contest?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV) I thought that said "rodeo". Hey, man, there are some tough birds out there. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (ySJVC) I could definitely see a pigeon winning rat of the year. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (6FeV1) 57
Man I just love Steven Inman. Where the hell's he been on this site?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (dQfJF) 58
Gotta log in to the Twits to see beat downs. Unpossible for me.
Posted by: kraken ------------------ Click the blue Login button in the popup; a second popup appears, and just hit its close-window X in the top left corner; then you can access the page without really signing in. I don't have a twatter account at all and that gets me in alright. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0) Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 07:51 PM (geLO8) 60
53 Could a bird win a rodent contest?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:47 PM (eGTCV) Roadent runner FTW Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:51 PM (us2H3) 61
Fafo clip (70s with a potato). Yeow, that chick went off on that dude
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2022 07:51 PM (/6GbT) 62
Early voting in Florida overall
Democrat: 1,249,122 Republican: 1,426,017 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 07:43 PM (5p7BC) --- Rumor has it that the "safe" Dem seat in Flint is imperiled here in Michigan. We'll see... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky) 63
Yay! Baby elephants.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (NpAcC) 64
I'm being too chatty for a lurker.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV) 65
Armadillos are really annoying. They will run under my feet while I'm on a run and I end up kicking them into the grass.
And yes, they are everywhere here. I see way more of them than gators. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC) 66
how does New Zealand have only ONE land mammal
that cant be right Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 07:51 PM (geLO ![]() --- All the humans became invertebrates and adopted Jacinda Arden as their hive queen. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (llXky) Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (aoFfE) Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S) 69
‘Mutilate and Kill’: IL Man Faces Felony Charges for Allegedly Threatening GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Darren Bailey
“I’m going to skin Darren Bailey alive, making sure he is still alive, and I’m going to feed his f——— family to him as he is alive and screaming in f——— pain.” Posted by: Gonzotx at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (BYHcD) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (R/m4+) 71
Yes, really. Some time, or a lot of time, in country doing lots of different things would have made that obvious. Guns are in this case no proxy at all for the general state of things. It's been a while, but back when I was there there was less safety/liability/paranoid idiocy about very very hazardous activities than there is here about unpackaging and first using some small consumer product.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (OTzUX) 72
We have people that had problems bringing up the Inman videos from Twitter. There was a nitter.net site that worked, but that doesn't work for these new videos. Inman was banned from Twitter for awhile and just got back.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at November 02, 2022 07:54 PM (5HBd1) 73
Fat Fuck Rove is as welcome on my TV as dog shit on my Persian Rug
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2022 07:54 PM (flINI) 74
Rumor has it that the "safe" Dem seat in Flint is imperiled here in Michigan.
We'll see... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (llXky) looks like Dina Titus may get beat Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:54 PM (us2H3) 75
Sorry GOP candidate is running in Illinois amd the man that called and threatened him fot $75,000 BAIL
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 02, 2022 07:55 PM (BYHcD) 76
Well if bats are indigenous, then it was probably NZ's sole land mammal.
Today of course there are lots. But not when humans first arrived to settle. The humans brought all the mammals. Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:55 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:55 PM (eGTCV) 78
" ... you must log in to Twitter ..."
um. No. Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (aoFfE) --- Well, Twitter, first YOU must... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:55 PM (llXky) 79
If baby armadillos stayed that little and cute I'd own a few.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 02, 2022 07:56 PM (NpAcC) 80
Karl Rove is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 07:37 PM (HQ9Sl) Quite a savvy operator to go all in on woke just before the Tsunami. Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY) 81
Jordan Peterson want government to force tech companies to de-anonymize users.
https://bit.ly/3gWkWJm Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2022 07:56 PM (i0wNm) 82
#58 Gotta log in to the Twits to see beat downs. Unpossible for me.
-------------- My apologies -- I didn't know the video was Age Restricted sign-in. Yeah, we're screwed for that. Me too. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 07:56 PM (yikp0) 83
Huh.
I looked it up* and the only mammals native to New Zealand are bats, dolphins, whales seals and sea lions. *Skimmed Wikidingdong. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 07:57 PM (ySJVC) 84
Quite a savvy operator to go all in on woke just before the Tsunami.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 07:56 PM (eoQWY) --- Weird how all these GOP """strategists""" have shown less acumen than your average crackhead. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:57 PM (llXky) 85
Armadillos are really annoying. They will run under my feet while I'm on a run and I end up kicking them into the grass.
And yes, they are everywhere here. I see way more of them than gators. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (5p7BC) They fill the "road kill" niche in their area like possums do in the midwest. Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 07:57 PM (eoQWY) 86
64 I'm being too chatty for a lurker.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:52 PM (eGTCV) What's your social and date of birth? Posted by: NSA at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (dQfJF) 87
Smart baby is risk averse baby.
Posted by: polynikes at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (nQA9k) 88
whenever I hear "Baby Steps" I think Muppets from Space (the movie)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (r46W7) 89
Glad to see nitter.net is back, at least for those I checked. Will not sign up for the twatters, but like to check a few useful accounts there.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (OTzUX) 90
BTW, Biden called the "2020 election" the "two twenty election" in his speech about 30 minutes ago.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (yikp0) 91
So that Bat is basically a trans bird.
Posted by: polynikes at November 02, 2022 07:59 PM (nQA9k) 92
How often can a lurker post before having to upgrade to the professional level?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV) 93
I looked it up*
Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 07:57 PM Finally, somebody listened to me. Posted by: zombie Casey Stengel at November 02, 2022 07:59 PM (a3Q+t) 94
BTW, Biden called the "2020 election" the "two twenty election" in his speech about 30 minutes ago.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (yikp0) two-twenty, two-twenty one. Whatever it takes. Posted by: Mr. Mom at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (4I/2K) 95
Fat Fuck Rove is as welcome on my TV as dog shit on my Persian Rug
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at November 02, 2022 07:54 PM (flINI) Concur. I would like to beat his fat, flaccid, boiled egg like body with a shovel. Whack, whack, whack... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (R/m4+) 96
At least that's what I was told when I was there. And it explained some the peculiar problems. Kiwis, for example, aren't endangered because of habitat, SUVs, Big Oil, or imaginary climate change. They're endangered because they evolved being able to make nests on the ground, with zero barrier to access, since there were no mammal predators to worry about.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 07:50 PM (OTzUX) Issue them SMGs, will finish up that problem. Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (eoQWY) 97
I was told no indigenous land mammals, just marine mammals. So they lied to me, the bastids. Unless bats fit into some weird category of their own.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (OTzUX) 98
BTW, Biden called the "2020 election" the "two twenty election" in his speech about 30 minutes ago.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 07:58 PM (yikp0) ........ Did he take off his clothes and practice ballet? Posted by: wth at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (v0R5T) Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (YJwUM) 100
They fill the "road kill" niche in their area like possums do in the midwest.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 07:57 PM (eoQWY) --- It's been a bad year for skunks in this part of Michigan. Not sure why, maybe a good year of population growth. We did see a family with lots of young trooping through the neighborhood early in the summer. And then each one one of the little buggers got a concrete and rubber kiss of death. I'm ready for winter just to be free of the stink. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:00 PM (llXky) Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM (V9V7g) 102
How often can a lurker post before having to upgrade to the professional level?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:59 PM (eGTCV) I think the advanced stuff is mostly to get the blue checkmark. If you don't care about that or the other bennies its same as always. Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM (eoQWY) 103
How often can a lurker post before having to upgrade to the professional level?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 07:59 PM A more germane question would be how many times can a lurker post before having to post a link to a picture that generates positive 'ron approval ratings? Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM (a3Q+t) 104
Porto, by Joao Cabral
In honor of this one, in a couple hours I will have a bit of Graham's 20-Year Old Tawny Port. Tasty stuff. Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM (AMIL/) 105
68 >>how does New Zealand have only ONE land mammal
that cant be right It isn't remotely right. Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S) bats, birds, lizards, and fish. That's all that could get there before people got involved. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 08:02 PM (r46W7) 106
Best bat anniversary ever. We must have the bat tunes!
Posted by: Draki at November 02, 2022 08:02 PM (GXviE) 107
4 Karl Rove is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Aviator -------------------- Scientists want to know if he is a floater or sinker. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:02 PM (CXr4y) 108
In honor of this one, in a couple hours I will have a bit of Graham's 20-Year Old Tawny Port. Tasty stuff.
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM (AMIL/) that's real close to sherry, which I like a lot. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 08:03 PM (r46W7) 109
I saw Fat Fuck Rove play with Carlos Santana.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:03 PM (eGTCV) 110
Panda blowjobs?
Nope, not clicking on that one... Posted by: Shemp Smith at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM In fairness, it's just a little light ball-caress. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 02, 2022 08:03 PM (YJwUM) Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2022 08:04 PM (iziT8) 112
whenever I hear "Baby Steps" I think Muppets from Space (the movie)
Posted by: Tom Servo Piggggs in Spaaaaace!! Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:04 PM (LsEU/) 113
NZ is odd- they have bats for birds, but they make great shoe polish
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:04 PM (geLO8) 114
Jordan Peterson want government to force tech companies to de-anonymize users.
https://bit.ly/3gWkWJm Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2022 07:56 PM (i0wNm) It cuts off at the end just when he was really expanding on his idea. Some of what he's saying there is something a buddy of mine once observed is that the problem with social media is your "friends" are a captive audience and people turn into performers. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 08:04 PM (BXWEC) Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:04 PM (LsEU/) 116
Damn.
Democrat early vote lead in Hillsborough County is only 6,000. Castor in FL-14 must be nervous. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (5p7BC) 117
Fluffing a baby panda..
That's one porn channel I don't want to see Posted by: Anon Y. Mous *flips through Betamax collection* Posted by: Karl Rove at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (+Q3Cv) 118
OT I haven't been in for a while, since I started my part time full time job.
Asking for prayers from the Horde for my wife who is in the ICU and getting a ventilator tube put in to help her breathing. She has the type A flu, which I just got over last week. I'll never forgive myself for giving her the flu. I'm the only one she could've gotten it from. I'm beside myself. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) 119
The bat anniversary party doesn't really start until Fen shows up.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (YJwUM) 120
Castor in FL-14 must be nervous.
Posted by: Dave in Fla ------------------ Has he followed Crist's lead in Covid lockdowns forevah!!! Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:06 PM (CXr4y) 121
That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy - Prayers up for your lovely wife.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:06 PM (LsEU/) Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2022 08:06 PM (iziT8) 123
You know that guitar solo in Black Magic Woman? Fat Fuck Rove does a good job with it.
Look I know you don't care but I amuse myself. Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:06 PM (eGTCV) 124
The Lion in Winter is on TCM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (atmen) 125
>>Fluffing a baby panda..
>>That's one porn channel I don't want to see I mean...IF the Gorilla Channel is only showing repeats? Posted by: Donald Trump at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (eJzKe) 126
I'm beside myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) --- Short of drowning yourself in a vat of alcohol, there's not much else you could have done. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (llXky) 127
Prayers up, YB Guy.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by the Holy Ghost at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (YJwUM) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (AMaXT) 129
118 OT I haven't been in for a while, since I started my part time full time job.
Asking for prayers from the Horde for my wife who is in the ICU and getting a ventilator tube put in to help her breathing. She has the type A flu, which I just got over last week. I'll never forgive myself for giving her the flu. I'm the only one she could've gotten it from. I'm beside myself. Posted by: That Guy, --------------------- Done. Keep us in the loop and don't beat up on your self. It is the virus and it is very difficult to determine how and when people get it. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (CXr4y) 130
The day after voting day the cry of "we've had enough of your shit " will be heard throughout the land.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (t7Awh) 131
My main reason for posting is self amusement.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:08 PM (eGTCV) 132
>>bats, birds, lizards, and fish. That's all that could get there before people got involved.
True. Tell me where you see the word indigenous in this sentence. New Zealand's annual Bird of the Year competition has been won by the country's only land mammal When I was in New Zealand they had a few sheep. Millions of them. Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 08:08 PM (ZLI7S) 133
YB, wishing the missus a speedy recovery
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:08 PM (geLO8) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:08 PM (yikp0) Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2022 08:08 PM (a3Q+t) 136
118 OT I haven't been in for a while, since I started my part time full time job.
Asking for prayers from the Horde for my wife who is in the ICU and getting a ventilator tube put in to help her breathing. She has the type A flu, which I just got over last week. I'll never forgive myself for giving her the flu. I'm the only one she could've gotten it from. I'm beside myself. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) You got the flu together, Buddy. You didn't give it to her. May GOD make you both healthy again. Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5) 137
The Lion in Winter is on TCM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (atmen) --- When Anthony Hopkins could portray a buff dude, but of course he was also gay. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (llXky) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (2xlV3) 139
Also: Inman vids are showing as age-restricted.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 07:45 PM (llXky) ++++ Nitter bypasses that shit. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (gv7Yb) 140
>>New Zealand's annual Bird of the Year competition has been won by the country's only land mammal
They have Tar and Stag, too. Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (eJzKe) 141
My main reason for posting is self amusement.
Posted by: That NLurker guy I coulda been a contender...it's just these porno theatres and that sonuvabitch Johnson! Posted by: PeeWee Herman at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (+Q3Cv) 142
You got the flu together, Buddy. You didn't give it to her. May GOD make you both healthy again.
Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5) --- Yep. I pray for the Horde daily. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (llXky) 143
130 The day after voting day the cry of "we've had enough of your shit " will be heard throughout the land.
Posted by: Ben Had -------------------- I think tempers are short for the traditional Democrat claims of voter disenfranchisement post election and their cheating. Smart local election officials should take their coming beating at the polls and ignore the DC and media crowd. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (CXr4y) 144
Twitface is not letting me see the good stuff.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (yQpMk) 145
As a sessions musician Fat Fuck Rove did really well. Stevie Ray Vaughn called him the best.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (eGTCV) 146
Prayers up, That Guy. I gave my husband the 'vid over the summer and he was really sick. Thankfully we had bootleg drugs or he was headed to the hospital. Keep us updated!
Posted by: Catherine at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (ZSsrh) 147
so when the continents drifted apart and New Zealand set sail on her own, not one squirrel or fox or other furry thing decided to take a ride?
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (geLO8) 148
131 My main reason for posting is self amusement.
Posted by: That NLurker guy ---------------------- Better reason then a lot of folks. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (CXr4y) 149
When I was in New Zealand they had a few sheep. Millions of them.
Posted by: JackStraw Deer, Elk, Cows, Sheep and Sheeple. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (AMaXT) 150
Nitter bypasses that shit.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (gv7Yb) --- Look, pal, I click on the links that are given. Now you're like "use this six-dimensional shit" and I'm like "I'm drinking here, shut up." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (llXky) 151
I'm beside myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) --- Short of drowning yourself in a vat of alcohol, there's not much else you could have done. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (llXky) A buddy of mine postulates that alcohol sterilizes the back of the throat where germs can accumulate. Drinking really is the solution to our problems! But seriously, Buddy, here's hoping your old lady comes out alright. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (BXWEC) 152
Gref, nice. I'm pondering doing cigar + something alcoholic after dinner since I missed the normal afternoon phone burn with my friend in TX. Have port (not 20-yr old), and a variety of rums.
Love "Lion in Winter". What movies could be, not *that* long ago. Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (OTzUX) 153
The Lion in Winter is on TCM.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2022 08:07 PM (atmen) I love that movie. If my inlaws were royalty, that would be them. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (yQpMk) 154
28 those elephants start drinking early in life
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 07:44 PM (us2H3) There was this one time many years ago, after a day at the the Jersey shore and later a bottle of Bourbon.... Posted by: Javems at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (AmoqO) 155
Oh man, that is awful. Prayers for your wife.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (5p7BC) 156
When I was in New Zealand they had a few sheep. Millions of them.
Posted by: JackStraw Oh sweet, sweet heaven. Posted by: Karl Rove at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (+Q3Cv) 157
Deer, Elk, Cows, Sheep and Sheeple. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (AMaXT) --- And worms. Lots and lots of worms. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (llXky) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (mE7cY) 159
That Guy, Prayers for both of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (t7Awh) 160
Look, pal, I click on the links that are given.
Now you're like "use this six-dimensional shit" and I'm like "I'm drinking here, shut up." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (llXky) Ace serves hard links for men who want to be amused quick. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (yQpMk) 161
>>> 47 "Sorry we locked you in your houses for two years and beat the shit out of you if you dared to come out.... look at this bat! "
Fuck off, enzeds. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 02, 2022 07:48 PM (6FeV1) NZFrank >>>>>>>>>> Jacinda Arden Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (llON8) 162
Inman should have been making every TV ad for Republicans
Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (mp9EU) 163
> My main reason for posting is self amusement.
Posted by: That NLurker guy ---------------------- I like the recipes Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (geLO8) 164
How do twitter posts migrate/get transposed to nitter?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (ccdQn) 165
118: Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary,
that never was it known that anyone who fled to your protection, implored your help, or sought your intercession, was left unaided. Inspired by this confidence, I fly unto you, O Virgin of virgins, my Mother. To thee do I come, before thee I stand, sinful and sorrowful. O Mother of the Word Incarnate, despise not my petitions, but in thy mercy, hear and answer me. Mary, Health of the Sick, pray for us! St. Joseph, Hope of the Sick, pray for us! Posted by: Dad of Six at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (VpZau) 166
I'm beside myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) Prayers...of course. ***Please don't beat yourself up...please*** Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (BgMrQ) 167
"You're a stinker. You're a stinker and you stink!"
Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (iziT8) 168
You got the flu together, Buddy. You didn't give it to her. May GOD make you both healthy again.
Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2022 08:09 PM (0OP+5) --- Yep. I pray for the Horde daily. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:10 PM (llXky) ** She actually got it from me because she is a recluse...never goes out anywhere. I do all the shopping and everything else. Hell, when I found out I had it, I slept on the couch for a week. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (BXhzI) 169
Ace serves hard links for men who want to be amused quick.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) ------------ Phrasing? Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (CXr4y) 170
Fat Fuck Rove learned at the feet of BB King.
I'm sorry but I'm amusing myself here. Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (eGTCV) 171
Bat content makes me happy. I'm going to vote for two bats for School Board next Tuesday. And maybe a baby giraffe, too.
Posted by: Roamin' in the Rushes at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (l3SW6) 172
A buddy of mine postulates that alcohol sterilizes the back of the throat where germs can accumulate. Drinking really is the solution to our problems!
Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 08:11 PM (BXWEC) --- Well, it's antiseptic, isn't it? My family has long noticed that I simply don't get sick that often. My grandfather - who also scrupulously observed Happy Hour - famously didn't get sick well into old age. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (llXky) 173
That's one ugly bird.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (ezSUn) 174
Panda blowjobs?
Nope, not clicking on that one... Posted by: Shemp Smith It's unbearable! Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:04 PM (LsEU/) It rubs me the wrong way. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 02, 2022 08:15 PM (yHsuS) 175
>>> 118 OT I haven't been in for a while, since I started my part time full time job.
Asking for prayers from the Horde for my wife who is in the ICU and getting a ventilator tube put in to help her breathing. She has the type A flu, which I just got over last week. I'll never forgive myself for giving her the flu. I'm the only one she could've gotten it from. I'm beside myself. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) Prayers up. And don't you dare blame yourself; you are not running a level 4 biolab, so you *don't* know where she got it. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2022 08:15 PM (llON8) 176
165 Attended All Saints mass yesterday. It was uplifting.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 08:15 PM (ccdQn) 177
Whig the irony is that in the new Florida districts, Kathy Castor's in FL-14 was made even more Democrat. It was one that was packed to make surrounding districts more competitive.
Yet the main voting area of Tampa, Democrats only have a 6000 vote edge. Now to be fair, the Independents in that area will likely vote for her. I doubt she will lose. But I bet her campaign is nervous. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 08:15 PM (5p7BC) 178
I'm beside myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) Godspeed on a quick and full recovery. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 02, 2022 08:16 PM (yHsuS) 179
In honor of this one, in a couple hours I will have a bit of Graham's 20-Year Old Tawny Port. Tasty stuff.
Posted by: Gref I like the taste of 20 year olds. Posted by: L. Graham at November 02, 2022 08:16 PM (SP4pi) 180
Woodward reveals that Miss Lindsay Graham helped talk Trump into sitting for the interview with Woodward. Lady G said Woodward wouldn't try to put words in Trump's mouth.
https://bit.ly/3NsV2Jy Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2022 08:16 PM (i0wNm) 181
She actually got it from me because she is a recluse...never goes out anywhere. I do all the shopping and everything else. Hell, when I found out I had it, I slept on the couch for a week.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:14 PM (BXhzI) --- Unless you can figure out a way to sterilize everything entering your house, it's going to spread. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:16 PM (llXky) 182
164 How do twitter posts migrate/get transposed to nitter?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (ccdQn) ++++ If you want to do it manually, switch the "tw" in twitter to "n". But, if you don't want to hassle with all that, get a redirector addon for your browser and set it up with that. After the initial setup, no more fuss. You click on a Twitter link and it goes to Nitter instead. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 02, 2022 08:17 PM (gv7Yb) 183
For those who like active (and often fairly hazardous) outdoor activities, don't miss NZ. South Island, mostly. Of course the spectacular scenery (the Ring movies can give you a taste).
I'm trying to imagine how the folks in the smaller towns down south took the nonsense coming from Auckland during The Great Idiocy. Hard to see them complying with such crap. Extremely quiet, extremely Scottish, very independent. Anyway get there if the great outdoors appeal to you, and give yourself some time. A month wasn't enough. Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (OTzUX) 184
The nitter.net version of the beatdown DOES play!
https://nitter.net/SteveInmanUIC/status/ 1587248621355175936#m Never trust white women, bro! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (yikp0) 185
Big Joe set up the Big Steal.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (MkuC5) 186
She actually got it from me because she is a recluse...never goes out anywhere. I do all the shopping and everything else. Hell, when I found out I had it, I slept on the couch for a week. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy Flu virus can be carried on *stuff*. Unless you run everything you bring into your house through a sterilizer you can not say *you* gave it to her. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (AMaXT) 187
>>> 180 Woodward reveals that Miss Lindsay Graham helped talk Trump into sitting for the interview with Woodward. Lady G said Woodward wouldn't try to put words in Trump's mouth.
https://bit.ly/3NsV2Jy Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2022 08:16 PM (i0wNm) Um... "Woodward reveals"? Sure, Jan. (but I can believe the stuff about Miss Lindsey) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (llON8) 188
Attended All Saints mass yesterday. It was uplifting.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 08:15 PM (ccdQn) --- Same. The attendance was more than I expected - parking lot was more full than on Sunday. Plus, the school kids were there, and I love the children's choir singing hymns. Angelic. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (llXky) 189
I'll never forgive myself for giving her the flu. I'm the only one she could've gotten it from. I'm beside myself. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM ___________ It's a virus. You can't know how she got it. So don't beat yourself up. And prayers for your bride. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (1Nxff) 190
I appreciate all the prayers and good thoughts.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (BXhzI) Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S) 192
185 Big Joe set up the Big Steal.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (MkuC5 Can you elaborate? Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 08:19 PM (mE7cY) 193
When I was in New Zealand they had a few sheep. Millions of them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 08:08 PM (ZLI7S) and people. Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2022 08:19 PM (eoQWY) 194
Same. The attendance was more than I expected - parking lot was more full than on Sunday. Plus, the school kids were there, and I love the children's choir singing hymns. Angelic. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:18 PM (llXky) __________ Went to the 6:30 AM Mass. Very crowded. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2022 08:19 PM (1Nxff) 195
Ace serves hard links for men who want to be amused quick.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (yQpMk) ------- I laughed. Posted by: 496 at November 02, 2022 08:20 PM (K0o6z) 196
I like the taste of 20 year olds.
Posted by: L. Graham Eh, taste ok but less filling. Go with the young sniff I always say! Posted by: Joey B at November 02, 2022 08:20 PM (+Q3Cv) 197
Same. The attendance was more than I expected - parking lot was more full than on Sunday.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Evening Mass was packed. I was pleasantly surprised. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:20 PM (LsEU/) 198
Apparently SRV had unusually large, strong hands, which allowed him to use heavy guage strings which was part of his style.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:20 PM (eGTCV) 199
190 prayers right up, and everybody is right. That virus could have come in on anything.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:21 PM (ZdaMQ) 200
Replace twitter.com with nitter.net in the URL; then hit Enter to reload the page to the nitter site version.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:22 PM (yikp0) 201
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM
Prayers up, for sure. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2022 08:22 PM (Xrfse) 202
Babies are little problem solvers. We should let them assuming they won’t get hurt.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:22 PM (ZdaMQ) 203
Prayers ascending, That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy.
One tactic I have used is anti-gingivitis mouthwash containing Cetylpyridinium chloride. Seems to help. From Wiki: "Cetylpyridinium chloride mouthwashes inactivate viruses, including Covid viruses by breaking their lipid envelope." Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 08:23 PM (u82oZ) 204
President Biden urged Democrats on Wednesday to show up at the polls during next week's midterm elections or "allow the dark forces that thirst for power" to chip away at American democracy.
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:23 PM (geLO8) 205
CNN is moving Jake Tapper back to his normal spot as his ratings are absolute shit in prime time.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 08:23 PM (mE7cY) 206
Evening Mass was packed. I was pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:20 PM (LsEU/) --- Seems like Mass attendance is going up in our parish, and there are lots of young families. Very encouraging. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:24 PM (llXky) 207
203 great tip, thank you!
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:24 PM (ZdaMQ) 208
We get a checkmark, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 08:12 PM (mE7cY) ————— You don’t have yours yet? *Points and laughs* Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:24 PM (u73oe) 209
191 >>I'm beside myself.
All the best to your wife but you have no reason to blame yourself. Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2022 08:19 PM (ZLI7S) Times two. Posted by: Javems at November 02, 2022 08:24 PM (AmoqO) 210
"Dark Forces" are back, baby!
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8) Posted by: The Paolo at November 02, 2022 08:25 PM (LsEU/) 212
President Biden urged Democrats on Wednesday to show up at the polls during next week's midterm elections or "allow the dark forces that thirst for power" to chip away at American democracy.
This shit has turned into science fiction. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2022 08:25 PM (Xrfse) 213
>>> 204 President Biden urged Democrats on Wednesday to show up at the polls during next week's midterm elections or "allow the dark forces that thirst for power" to chip away at American democracy.
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:23 PM (geLO ![]() It's not nice to talk about your daddy that way even if it's true, Joey. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2022 08:25 PM (llON8) 214
may the dark force be with you
Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 08:26 PM (geLO8) 215
BTW, it is well-known that Don Corleone cannot refuse a request on such an anniversary.
Of course, you should have gotten in your request before the close of business. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 02, 2022 08:26 PM (a3Q+t) 216
Ace serves hard links for men who want to be amused quick.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) There once was a lad named ace Who hosted an amusing place His links to lesbian pron Could certainly turn one on But you'd always want to shower a face Posted by: Joey B at November 02, 2022 08:26 PM (+Q3Cv) 217
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Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:27 PM (ZdaMQ) 218
Seems like Mass attendance is going up in our parish, and there are lots of young families. Very encouraging.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Sometimes, Father can not be heard over the wee ones 'contributing' during Mass. He laughs it off and says, and I agree, churches without children are dead, they just don't know it yet. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:27 PM (LsEU/) 219
I’m curious about the thought process behind this speech.
Ok, it hasn’t worked the previous four hundred times, but let’s have him speak again. YOLO! Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:27 PM (u73oe) 220
The demonization of normal, good Americans gets ratcheted up another notch.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2022 08:27 PM (Xrfse) 221
Good evening peeps.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 02, 2022 08:27 PM (nxdel) 222
>>When I was in New Zealand they had a few sheep. Millions of them.
Posted by: JackStraw Oh sweet, sweet heaven. Posted by: Karl Rove How did you catch them? Put them to sleep with your white board? Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 08:28 PM (HQ9Sl) 223
Hey Jewells, how are you feeling?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe) 224
CNN is moving Jake Tapper back to his normal spot as his ratings are absolute shit in prime time.
----------------------- Joe Concha @JoeConchaTV · 3h Six days before a huge midterm election and CNN’s highest-rated program can’t even attract 650,000 viewers. Context: Fox News attracting more than 5x the audience in the same timeslot. Quote Tweet RoadMN 📈 @RoadMN · 3h Cable News Rankings Tue Nov 1 1⃣@TheFive @DanaPerino @GregGutfeld @JesseBWatters @KatiePavlich* @HaroldFordJr 2⃣@TuckerCarlson 3⃣@JessePrimetime 4⃣@SeanHannity 5⃣@BretBaier @MarthaMacCallum 6⃣@IngrahamAngle 7⃣@GutfeldFox! 8⃣@OutnumberedFNC 9⃣@DagenMcDowell* 🔟@AmericaNewsroom Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:29 PM (yikp0) 225
220 only this time with more demonizing! 1, 2, 3, GO!
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ) 226
Replace twitter.com with nitter.net in the URL; then hit Enter to reload the page to the nitter site version.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:22 PM (yikp0) --- Okay, that worked, but I'm not going to keep doing it. Watched the fat guy video and one of the lessons it reinforced is: don't assume fat guys have never been in shape. Just because they have a gut, that doesn't mean they weren't ninja fucking warriors back in the day. They've just mellowed, don't run 10 miles a day and the wife is a great cook. Also, that extra mass has combat value. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:29 PM (llXky) 227
Ace serves hard links for men who want to be amused quick.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 08:13 PM (yQpMk) I laughed. Posted by: 496 at November 02, 2022 08:20 PM (K0o6z) Get me. I'm givin' out wings! Posted by: Nick, Ringing The Cash Register Repeatedly at November 02, 2022 08:30 PM (R/m4+) 228
My parish had nine (9) Masses today for All Souls Day. Unfortunately I couldn't make it to any. If I had any brains I'd go to church every day. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2022 08:30 PM (1Nxff) 229
From earlier: there is one, and only one, news headline that would indicate that Disney understands how to save itself from self imposed irrelevance.
'Jon Favreau Named New Disney CEO, Promptly Fires 75% Of Creative Staff' Posted by: CppThis at November 02, 2022 08:30 PM (UewuT) 230
A bat is not a bird, just like Lia Thomas is not a woman except worse, sorta like Lia was a biological shark
Posted by: CN at November 02, 2022 08:30 PM (Zzbjj) 231
or "allow the dark forces that thirst for power" to chip away at American democracy.
I can almost hear Hillary's cackle from here... Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2022 08:31 PM (bt2PN) 232
Duke Lowell.. feeling okay today. Got to spend time with the old dogs at Shep's. That's always a good day!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 02, 2022 08:31 PM (nxdel) 233
That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy
*You turn on the tape recorder.* ♫ Theme music ♪ That Guy, your next mission is to administer ivermectin to your wife without being detected. The Secretary of Health and Human Services will disavow any knowledge of your actions. *tape recorder starts emitting toxic fumes* Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 08:31 PM (u82oZ) 234
If they put a shark in the pool at swim meets, I bet there’d be all kinds of world record broken.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:32 PM (u73oe) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 08:32 PM (u82oZ) 236
That POS in the White House effectively called us terrorists again. I despise this a-hole.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2022 08:32 PM (bkUtD) 237
would be kinda nice if one of the GOP leaders responded to Brandon's bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED at November 02, 2022 08:32 PM (us2H3) 238
Had a disagreement with Kid1. I was talking with Spouse1 about the WEF. I faced disbelief from both and I just like being depressing. I always liked when Monica Crowley said, "when your enemy tells you who they are, believe them". I guess this is too hard for people to process before it happens.
Posted by: CN at November 02, 2022 08:33 PM (Zzbjj) 239
Tonypete and A.H, if your parish ain't cryin', your parish is dyin'.
Posted by: Catherine at November 02, 2022 08:33 PM (ZSsrh) 240
I saw a lib car bedecked with the requisite anti-Trump stickers and "VOTE AGAINST HATE", but it also had a new one on me, a "Squad" sticker -- you know, AOC and the Jew H8ers. Worst band ever.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 02, 2022 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ) 241
236 That POS in the White House effectively called us terrorists again. I despise this a-hole.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp I hear we've been promoted to EXTREME MAGA Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 08:34 PM (2xlV3) 242
Good to hear, Jewells!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:34 PM (u73oe) 243
Watched the fat guy video
They were getting full punches in, too. He seemed unfazed. The final kick was a beauty. Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (08CnU) 244
Who in their right mind would attack a stranger?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (ccdQn) 245
Sometimes, Father can not be heard over the wee ones 'contributing' during Mass. He laughs it off and says, and I agree, churches without children are dead, they just don't know it yet. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 08:27 PM (LsEU/) --- It's true. Babies babbling is a sign of joy and hope for the future. Whenever one of them starts making a scene, it's funny because the parents look embarrassed but everyone smiles at them. We've all been there! Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (llXky) 246
Yum, pork with bbq sauce, scalloped potatoes, field peas and turnip greens. Great dinner for a snowy night. It's ready folks, come on over! Posted by: four seasons at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (ichPI) 247
My last entry to my blog. So much better than taking up space here.
https://tinyurl.com/hhjen9uv Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (nxdel) 248
how does New Zealand have only ONE land mammal that cant be right Posted by: DB at November 02, 2022 07:51 PM (geLO ![]() they have two native bats, and that is it. Apparently they had more bats, but they died off in the Miocene, and may have had other land dwelling mammals Anyways, here is about the extinct New Zealand Giant Burrowing bat https://tinyurl.com/4kbjmm44 Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (xhaym) 249
236 That POS in the White House effectively called us terrorists again. I despise this a-hole.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2022 08:32 PM (bkUtD) Look at the bright side, unlike his liege lord King Barry he's dumb enough to do it openly instead of through several layers of obfuscation. No way to cover up what's going on anymore. Posted by: CppThis at November 02, 2022 08:36 PM (UewuT) 250
the dark forces that thirst
Posted by: DB The Dark Side has cookies, so we're usually thirsty. Gotta have a nice glass of milk to dunk 'em in. Posted by: dark mikeski at November 02, 2022 08:37 PM (P1f+c) 251
I'm beside myself.
Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM Please be kind to yourself. Your wife does not need you feeling guilty. She needs your optimism and hope. If you can, hold her hand and tell her you love her. And that she's your queen. And you can't wait to bring her home. Prayers for you BOTH. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 08:38 PM (H3AP2) 252
LOL. Good point.
@zerohedge · 1h In five days the @whitehouse will have to pay @elonmusk $8 for the bluecheck Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:38 PM (yikp0) 253
Still clinging to my God, bible, and guns.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 08:38 PM (ccdQn) 254
>The Dark Side has cookies, so we're usually thirsty. Gotta have a nice glass of milk to dunk 'em in.
Sign me up Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:39 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2022 08:39 PM (Xrfse) 256
There is some question on how small rodents and other critters made it to the top of some of the completely inaccessible isolated spires (without climbing equipment, or a helicopter) in the desert southwest US. The most likely scenario is they escaped from the clutches of a Hawk or something like that, and eventually became breeding populations.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 02, 2022 08:39 PM (gkbzD) 257
>>>I hear we've been promoted to EXTREME MAGA
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion The best kind of MAGA! Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2022 08:39 PM (bkUtD) 258
My last entry to my blog. So much better than taking up space here.
https://tinyurl.com/hhjen9uv Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at November 02, 2022 08:35 PM (nxdel) Your latest entry, I hope. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 08:40 PM (yQpMk) 259
Always cracks me up when Inman adds the Windows operating system shut-down sounds.
Posted by: 496 at November 02, 2022 08:40 PM (K0o6z) 260
Cetylpyridinium chloride, also referred to as CPC or cetyl chloride, is a chemical compound used as an active ingredient in a variety of toothpaste and mouthwash brands, including Cepacol, Scope and Crest Pro Health.
It has also found use as a cosmetic preservative and as an antimicrobial spray used on fruit, poultry, seafood and red meats. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at November 02, 2022 08:40 PM (ezSUn) 261
https://tinyurl.com/hhjen9uv
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer It takes me to my blogger because the link is www.blogger.com/blog/posts/bunchanumbers Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 08:40 PM (2xlV3) 262
>>>Look at the bright side, unlike his liege lord King Barry he's dumb enough to do it openly instead of through several layers of obfuscation. No way to cover up what's going on anymore.
Posted by: CppThis Good point. The moron has no self awareness at all. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2022 08:41 PM (bkUtD) 263
Everyone inspired by that amazingly presidential speech?
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:41 PM (ZdaMQ) 264
The thing that gets me is These People use the most over-the-top, vitriolic hyperbole imaginable
how anyone takes their blathering seriously is beyond me it's ludicrous Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:42 PM (geLO8) 265
how does New Zealand have only ONE land mammal
that cant be right *burp* Was that wrong of me? Should I not have done that? Posted by: Stacey Abrams at November 02, 2022 08:42 PM (bt2PN) 266
@zerohedge · 9m
Elon Musk To Fire Half Of Twitter On Friday ||Taking a page out of Thanos' playbook (or is that Zorg), in two days Elon Musk will finally do what he has repeatedly warned he would do: unleash mass layoffs at the company he just acquired. According to Bloomberg, the world's richest man will eliminate 3,700 jobs at Twitter - roughly half of the company’s entire workforce - in a bid to drive down costs following his $44 billion acquisition; Musk will inform affected staffers Friday, said the Bloomberg sources. Oh, and all those masked snowflakes who previously raged against the previous management's "draconian" demand to come back to the office, you're out of luck too: Musk intends to reverse the company’s existing work-from-anywhere policy asking what few employees remain to report to offices.|| Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 08:42 PM (yikp0) 267
262. THe dark side is that as he controls Biden, he can be as evil as he wants and put the blame on Joe, "not me, it's that senile guy".
Posted by: CN at November 02, 2022 08:43 PM (Zzbjj) 268
Speaking of blogs, I'm thinking of shutting down my long neglected bookhorde.org blog
Just can't seem to get the motivation to rework it Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 08:43 PM (2xlV3) 269
263 Everyone inspired by that amazingly presidential speech?
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 08:41 PM (ZdaMQ) wouldn't watch it on a dare, read a review. Sounds like the usual angry rambling, a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 08:43 PM (r46W7) 270
Random thought: My Insta keeps advertising Hulu's latest, God Forbid, about the lurid sexual accusations made by the former pool boy of Falwell Junior. Whether the accusations are true or not won't change my own old-fashioned Catholic Christian morality in the least, but has anyone actually disproven or at least cast serious doubt on said allegations, other than the timing (October Surprise!) stinks? I'd really like to know one way or the other.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 02, 2022 08:45 PM (2RBkF) 271
Fat Fuck Rove does an amazing cover of War Pigs.
That's it. I'm done No more self amusement. I apologize. Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV) 272
Supermarket chain Aldi is rolling back prices to 2019 Thanksgiving rates:
https://tinyurl.com/yckwvjs2 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 02, 2022 08:46 PM (Dc2NZ) 273
The scariest part of the speech is that the Junta looks like it's pulling a Red Mirage redux in telling people counting votes is complicated business and we will not know who won till many days or weeks later.
Uh huh. So f**king tired of this bullsh*t. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 08:47 PM (up/3i) 274
Supermarket chain Aldi is rolling back prices to 2019 Thanksgiving rates:
https://tinyurl.com/yckwvjs2 - Weird. What was so special about 2019? Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 02, 2022 08:47 PM (BiZp4) 275
270 Random thought: My Insta keeps advertising Hulu's latest, God Forbid, about the lurid sexual accusations made by the former pool boy of Falwell Junior. Whether the accusations are true or not won't change my own old-fashioned Catholic Christian morality in the least, but has anyone actually disproven or at least cast serious doubt on said allegations, other than the timing (October Surprise!) stinks? I'd really like to know one way or the other.
Posted by: Pete in Texas ----------------------------- From several accounts, Falwell Jr. had pervlike tendencies other than that of the pool boy. My guess is exaggeration by the pool boy but Falwell Jr. is a perv. He resigned pretty darn fast after this latest came to light. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:48 PM (CXr4y) 276
Good evening, dear Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 02, 2022 08:48 PM (+4oV5) Posted by: Blanco Basura - On my phone, identifiers may vary at November 02, 2022 08:48 PM (u92UZ) 278
>>wouldn't watch it on a dare, read a review. Sounds like the usual angry rambling, a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo More than that. I took the meaning that any questioning of the election will be considered subversive. "It may take days before the results are known." It was a set up. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 08:48 PM (HQ9Sl) 279
108 In honor of this one, in a couple hours I will have a bit of Graham's 20-Year Old Tawny Port. Tasty stuff.
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2022 08:01 PM (AMIL/) that's real close to sherry, which I like a lot. Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 08:03 PM (r46W7) I will bring a bottle or two to next year's MoMe. Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2022 08:49 PM (AMIL/) 280
The scariest part of the speech is that the Junta looks like it's pulling a Red Mirage redux in telling people counting votes is complicated business and we will not know who won till many days or weeks later
- It's neat how counting was so much faster before we had computers to count for us. Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 02, 2022 08:49 PM (BiZp4) 281
The scariest part of the speech is that the Junta looks like it's pulling a Red Mirage redux in telling people counting votes is complicated business and we will not know who won till many days or weeks later.
Uh huh. So f**king tired of this bullsh*t. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 08:47 PM (up/3i) --- High schoolers counting the votes for Prom King/Queen could do a better job than these fucking idiots. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 08:49 PM (BpYfr) 282
That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy
Has a wife who's feeling a bit muddy She's going to pull through Cause her hubby's great too And Horde prayers come from deep study Keep on my dude. Not your fault Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 08:50 PM (+Q3Cv) 283
The new remarks come as hundreds of candidates who have falsely denied the legitimacy of the 2020 presidential election are on ballots across the country, with many poised to be elected to critical roles overseeing elections.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:50 PM (geLO8) 284
The neat part is now the left will be able to riot over election results, and they'll be allowed to. It will be right and honorable and noble.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 02, 2022 08:50 PM (BiZp4) 285
WASHINGTON (AP) — Warning that democracy itself is in peril, President Joe Biden called on Americans Wednesday night to use their ballots in next week’s midterm elections to stand up against lies, violence and dangerous “ultra MAGA Republicans” who are trying to “succeed where they failed” in subverting the 2020 elections.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO8) 286
who are trying to “succeed where they failed” in subverting the 2020 elections.
- Succeed where they failed = win in a landslide including California Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 02, 2022 08:52 PM (BiZp4) 287
Good evening, dear Horde.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 02, 2022 08:48 PM (+4oV5) And a good evening to you dear {{{Ladyl}}}! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 08:52 PM (hOUT3) 288
Kiwis, for example, aren't endangered because of habitat, SUVs, Big Oil, or imaginary climate change. They're endangered because they evolved being able to make nests on the ground, with zero barrier to access, since there were no mammal predators to worry about.
Posted by: rhomboid Lots of birds nest on the ground. Maybe we can send some killdeers to give the kiwis self-defense training? Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2022 08:52 PM (P1f+c) 289
Extreme Ultra Mega MAGA
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 08:53 PM (2xlV3) 290
Fluffing a baby panda..
>>That's one porn channel I'm sure it's 20$, same as in town. The interesting question is who pays who, especially since pandas use bamboo leaves for currency. Posted by: DaveA at November 02, 2022 08:54 PM (FhXTo) 291
Ok, I’m Super Duper Spooky MAGA.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:54 PM (u73oe) 292
It's neat how counting was so much faster before we had computers to count for us.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at November 02, 2022 08:49 PM (BiZp4)/i] Yet another advantage of having a Department of Education defining necessary skills---none of which include math or the ability to actually count above ten! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 08:55 PM (hOUT3) 293
Mega Ultra Double Secret MAGA
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO8) 294
I need another keyboard
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 08:55 PM (hOUT3) 295
If it wasn't for his addiction to French fries and gravy Fat Fuck Rove would have been an all time great.
I'm sorry but I'm making myself giggle. Posted by: That NLurker guy at November 02, 2022 08:55 PM (eGTCV) 296
118 OT I haven't been in for a while, since I started my part time full time job.
Asking for prayers from the Horde for my wife who is in the ICU and getting a ventilator tube put in to help her breathing. She has the type A flu, which I just got over last week. I'll never forgive myself for giving her the flu. I'm the only one she could've gotten it from. I'm beside myself. Posted by: That Guy What Always Says Yeah Buddy TM at November 02, 2022 08:05 PM (BXhzI) Prayers for both of you - please don't blame yourself; of course, you didn't intentionally get her sick! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at November 02, 2022 08:56 PM (SRRAx) 297
Mega Ultra Double Secret MAGA
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:55 PM (geLO ![]() ————— Double Secret MAGA, Sir? Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:56 PM (u73oe) 298
Piper
Oh, that speech motivated me, all right. Maybe not as intended. Pity will stay my hand. It's a pity I am oue of cordless hole puncher staples. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 08:56 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Ladyl at November 02, 2022 08:57 PM (+4oV5) 301
>>>Supermarket chain Aldi is rolling back prices to 2019 Thanksgiving rates:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes Big fan of Aldi. Lots of good stuff there and the prices are reasonable. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2022 08:57 PM (bkUtD) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2022 08:58 PM (bkUtD) 303
Any man misses an Animal House reference spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 08:58 PM (u73oe) 304
285 WASHINGTON (AP) — Warning that democracy itself is in peril, President Joe Biden called on Americans Wednesday night to use their ballots in next week’s midterm elections to stand up against lies, violence and dangerous “ultra MAGA Republicans” who are trying to “succeed where they failed” in subverting the 2020 elections.
Posted by: DB --------------------- Team Murica is about to ram their ballots where Joe won't like it. And he will have to take it as the broadening movement is going to make it impossible for the Big Cheat to occur everywhere the levees are breaking to save his sorry ass. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 08:58 PM (CXr4y) 305
Aviator
If we had a military true to it's oath, a delay in vote reckoning would be ... consequential. I long for the solution in First Lensman. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 08:59 PM (u82oZ) 306
There once was a fat fuck named Rove
Who couldn't stay away from the stove He shoveled it back Like a GOP hack Who easily got lost in a grove Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 08:59 PM (+Q3Cv) Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 08:59 PM (mE7cY) 308
Super Cali Mega Giga Winged Flying Tera Mojo MAGA
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:59 PM (geLO8) 309
WASHINGTON (AP) — Warning that democracy itself is in peril, President Joe Biden called on Americans Wednesday night to use their ballots in next week’s midterm elections to stand up against lies, violence and dangerous “ultra MAGA Republicans” who are trying to “succeed where they failed” in subverting the 2020 elections.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 08:51 PM (geLO ![]() "Succeed"? Through legitimate voting? Preposterous! Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 02, 2022 08:59 PM (wBpKf) 310
Dear {{{Ladyl}}}
I hope your day was a grand one! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:00 PM (hOUT3) 311
Should I explicitly call on the dark forces before I cast my ballot? Or will it just happen naturally?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2022 09:01 PM (ftFVW) 312
If you are a fan of The Chosen, looks like it is releasing Season 3 in a few weeks, first 2 episodes to be released in theatres.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2022 09:01 PM (YEL1X) 313
304 Team Murica is about to ram their ballots where Joe won't like it. And he will have to take it as the broadening movement is going to make it impossible for the Big Cheat to occur everywhere the levees are breaking to save his sorry ass
Posted by: whig I sure hope so. Posted by: Floridachick at November 02, 2022 09:01 PM (Q87sy) 314
More than that. I took the meaning that any questioning of the election will be considered subversive. "It may take days before the results are known."
It was a set up. Posted by: Aviator -------------------- That kind of shit works when people are not pissed off as they shrug and go about their business. The Dems have used up that resource and people are pissed much more than is apparent. I suggest you read about stories about the Battle of Athens in TN post WWII and its result. Boss Crump and his minions tried to pull their usual shit and got their ass handed to him. It was the beginning of the end of the Crump machine. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:01 PM (CXr4y) 315
Let’s just hope that when they start taping pizza boxes on the windows of the counting rooms that people will know what to do.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 09:01 PM (u73oe) 316
Saw a Greenburg turkey in the grocery store today for $81. Damn, they've gotten expensive! (it was a pretty big one)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (r46W7) 317
311 Should I explicitly call on the dark forces before I cast my ballot? Or will it just happen naturally?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2022 09:01 PM (ftFVW) Depends on your personality Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (mE7cY) 318
I long for the solution in First Lensman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog SO you are telling me I need to dig out my copy and start reading. Have you read "Lone Star Planet"? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (hOUT3) 319
Hans Bader: Washington State Supreme Court gives black plaintiffs a racial advantage
https://tinyurl.com/myu74jaw Via Beege (hehehe) Welborn at Hot Air. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (P9+OF) 320
I stood watch over voting in Reston, Virginia. Had some very big union thugs try to intimidate me. No way. They backed off a bit and laughed my response off.
(That was before I was married.) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ) 321
Let’s just hope that when they start taping pizza boxes on the windows of the counting rooms that people will know what to do.
Posted by: Duke Lowell -- Calmly and rationally verbally protest leading to their arrest and imprisonment on federal charges. Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (P4Lnd) 322
306 There once was a fat fuck named Rove
Who couldn't stay away from the stove He shoveled it back Like a GOP hack Who DENIES ALL THE LIES THAT HE WOVE.. Posted by: Ladyl at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (+4oV5) 323
Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again!
Thank you, yes. Texas in Space was a fun read! Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:03 PM (u82oZ) 324
" ... unlike his liege lord King Barry ... "
they are both abject slaves of stan just sayin' ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 02, 2022 09:03 PM (+BsyR) 325
Let’s just hope that when they start taping pizza boxes on the windows of the counting rooms that people will know what to do.
Posted by: Duke Lowell I was told that taping pizza boxes to the counting room windows and disabling the video security feeds was crucial to the preservation of OUR Precious Democracy! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:04 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:04 PM (u82oZ) 327
Well I wish he would stop renaming us. Every darn time we have to print up new tshirts. Obnoxious.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 09:05 PM (ZdaMQ) 328
310 Dear {{{Ladyl}}}
I hope your day was a grand one! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:00 PM (hOUT3) It's been pretty darned good so far. I hope yours has, too! Posted by: Ladyl at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (+4oV5) 329
Nothing says transparency like opacity.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (mE7cY) 330
in fairness, armadilllos are cute
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (tc1On) 331
"273 The scariest part of the speech is that the Junta looks like it's pulling a Red Mirage redux in telling people counting votes is complicated business and we will not know who won till many days or weeks later.
Uh huh. " next Wednesday morning (&subsequently) will clarify a lot of stuff for a lot of people, either way. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (+BsyR) 332
I sure hope so.
Posted by: Floridachick ------------------------ The Cheat machine never figured on having to cheat in D+10 districts. Ditto for imperiled Senate seats in blue states like Nevada or now New Hampshire. Plus, sugardaddy Zuck is sitting this one out as his fortune is dwindling. His Zuck bucks paid for a lot of the illegal cheating done on the ground such as the rental in Brown County WI where Dem party operatives were given real time off site access to voter registration and history files. The ballot drops are being watched by video and ballot harvesters are now being identified. Some states have also made it a lot harder to do an Abrams such as requiring voter id to be sent in with their absentee ballot. This was a desperate plea to turn the machines back on (see Trading Places movie). Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (CXr4y) 333
Tim Ryan pledged to support taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgery for illegal immigrants
______________ Wait, what? The gringos are going to carve up our no no cuadrados! Turn back! Posted by: Illegal Immigrant at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (fs1hN) 334
clarity is good.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 02, 2022 09:06 PM (+BsyR) 335
@325
>>I was told that taping pizza boxes to the counting room windows and disabling the video security feeds was crucial to the preservation of OUR Precious Democracy! I really feel if they go this route again, they are going to get a lot more than the anodyne events of Jan 6th. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:07 PM (up/3i) 336
There once was a Super Mega MAGA
That played plenty of Galaga They got super stoned When the porn star was boned Then spent the night with Talladega Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 09:07 PM (+Q3Cv) 337
I stood watch over voting in Reston, Virginia. Had some very big union thugs try to intimidate me. No way. They backed off a bit and laughed my response off.
(That was before I was married.) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:02 PM (u82oZ) That's what I have been reaching for. Biden acts like a union thug, the type that tells you what is going to happen all happy like Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym) 338
Reports are that Musk will cull half the herd on Friday. 3700 layoffs.
I hope he wears a Thanos glove when he does it. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 09:07 PM (mE7cY) 339
Should I explicitly call on the dark forces before I cast my ballot? Or will it just happen naturally?
Posted by: She Hobbit Be sure to take the correct pen or marker. The dark forces expect black ink. Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2022 09:08 PM (P1f+c) 340
Reports are that Musk will cull half the herd on Friday. 3700 layoffs.
That's a threat to our Democracy. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2022 09:09 PM (YEL1X) 341
Elon will also end the work from home policy. 😱
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2022 09:09 PM (V13WU) 342
"Kiwis clearly love their native bat,"
Dang. Didn't know Mrs.D had gone to New Zealand. Guess that explains nobody bitching about my liquor tab. Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2022 09:09 PM (anj39) 343
330 they are nasty little creatures that keep tearing up my sod in the side yard.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 09:10 PM (ZdaMQ) 344
319 Hans Bader: Washington State Supreme Court gives black plaintiffs a racial advantage
https://tinyurl.com/myu74jaw Via Beege (hehehe) Welborn at Hot Air. Posted by: Robert ---------------------- That sort of case is liable to have Scotus pee on the decision of that State Court from a great height. There is no state constitutional grounds for such a ruling as it contradicts federal law and the equal protection clause of the 14th. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:10 PM (CXr4y) 345
Fat guy was sober... at least mostly. Other guys were drunk. The story ended before it began.
DRUNK BASTARDS, REMEMBER THIS: your moves only work on other drunk bastards. A sober guy, fat or thin, will ROCK YOU. I don't care if you're Mayweather fighting an encyclopedia salesman. Drunk fucks can't fight. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2022 09:10 PM (oINRc) 346
330 they are nasty little creatures that keep tearing up my sod in the side yard.
in fairness, sod is overrated Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:10 PM (tc1On) 347
Ultimate MAGA is the final form, no?
Or maybe that was Mech Godzilla. Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 02, 2022 08:59 PM (mE7cY) Maga Twins Power UNITE! Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 09:11 PM (yQpMk) 348
New Zealand's annual Bird of the Year competition
It's a competition? How does one enroll? Is there an actual tournament to decide the winner? Does last year's runner-up spend the whole year training, so he can beat the champ this time around? Posted by: Half Dozen at November 02, 2022 09:11 PM (c7HsI) 349
>>That kind of shit works when people are not pissed off as they shrug and go about their business. The Dems have used up that resource and people are pissed much more than is apparent.
I suggest you read about stories about the Battle of Athens in TN post WWII and its result. Boss Crump and his minions tried to pull their usual shit and got their ass handed to him. It was the beginning of the end of the Crump machine. Posted by: whig Seems folks in Brazil are pissed and its not working out so well for them. Appears Biden flunkies are interfering. I'm familiar with Battle of Athens. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 09:11 PM (HQ9Sl) 350
rumors that Musk is moving Twitter HQ to Austin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 09:11 PM (r46W7) 351
333 Tim Ryan pledged to support taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgery for illegal immigrants
______________ Wait, what? The gringos are going to carve up our no no cuadrados! Turn back! Posted by: Illegal Immigrant ------------------------------------- Tim has a political death wish to end his career. That will piss off the Hispanics plus sane voters. Twofer. Must be preparing for his lobbyist career. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:12 PM (CXr4y) 352
Reports are that Musk will cull half the herd on Friday. 3700 layoffs. _________ I don't like seeing anyone get let go. But Twitter employees are at the bottom of the sympathy list. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2022 09:12 PM (1Nxff) 353
in fairness, anybody in nz should get out before they close it down for good.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:12 PM (tc1On) 354
Happy Deviled Egg Day! Better late than never.
Posted by: Lola at November 02, 2022 09:12 PM (NIYa7) 355
350 rumors that Musk is moving Twitter HQ to Austin.
Posted by: Tom Servo ------------------------- Good way to trim a lot of workers. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (CXr4y) 356
Commissar Hrothgar
In First Lensman there was an election between a ultra-good guy, Roderick Kinnison, the leader of the Triplanetary Service (an early Galactic Patrol), and a hack politician leading the forces of darkness for The North American President. The election was all in one day, and members of the Triplanetary Service are present at every single polling place. They had holstered blasters, and deep knowledge of every legitimate voter in the precinct. An absolutely clean election was the result. And good triumphed. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ) 357
There once was a retarded Canuck Who trolled the HQ, trying his luck He found it a bad proposition I won't end phrases in preposition The stupid bastard can Up the Shut Fuck Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (YEL1X) 358
Drunk fucks can't fight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2022 09:10 PM (oINRc) —————- Not true. I’ve beaten the shit out of the pavement with my face a time or two. Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (u73oe) 359
Reports are that Musk will cull half the herd on Friday. 3700 layoffs.
_________ I don't like seeing anyone get let go. But Twitter employees are at the bottom of the sympathy list. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2022 09:12 PM (1Nxff) He should have waited until Christmas. Ho Ho Ho Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (yQpMk) 360
in fairness, if they move twtr to Austin then they do not have to fire everybody that stays in sf.
Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (tc1On) 361
>>>Who in their right mind would attack a stranger?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade >Someone who doesn't mind being shot in the heart? Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (geVLo) 362
I don't like seeing anyone get let go. But Twitter employees are at the bottom of the sympathy list. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh It's ok. They can relocate to Germany where they are reopening coal plants #learntocoal Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (2xlV3) 363
Happy Deviled Egg Day! Better late than never.
Posted by: Lola Dark Forces, and now Deviled Eggs? How much more sinister do you want us? Posted by: dark mikeski at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (P1f+c) 364
Tim Ryan pledged to support taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgery for illegal immigrants
Anyone that has "Workers First!" on all their campaign materials is telling you everything you need to know. Can you say 'Communist'? Sure you can. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 09:14 PM (LsEU/) Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:14 PM (tc1On) 366
I've been in two legit fights my whole life, I was stone cold sober both times.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:14 PM (up/3i) 367
Jeez guys, I'm standing right here.
Posted by: Deviled Ham at November 02, 2022 09:14 PM (yQpMk) 368
I don't like seeing anyone get let go. But Twitter employees are at the bottom of the sympathy list.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh in fairness, it is the conflicted thought about having somebody at bergen belsen get fired Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:15 PM (tc1On) 369
I don't care if you're Mayweather fighting an encyclopedia salesman. Drunk fucks can't fight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice --------------------------- Not quite true for Irish or Scottish drunks. Many of them relish a good bar fight and have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Best to stay out of fights in general with people you don't know. Jim Croce has a few words about that sort of thing in You Don't Mess Around with Jim. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:15 PM (CXr4y) 370
Who in their right mind would attack a stranger?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade I grew up around skinny farm kids. First lesson taken to heart: Never, ever, get in a fist fight with someone you don't know. I don't care how little and thin they look. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 09:15 PM (LsEU/) 371
would be kinda nice if one of the GOP leaders responded to Brandon's bullshit
Posted by: REDACTED would be nice, but we have turncoat cocksuckers instead of GOPe leaders. Posted by: BifBewalski at November 02, 2022 09:16 PM (3CCua) 372
I don't like seeing anyone get let go. But Twitter employees are at the bottom of the sympathy list.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh in fairness, it is similar to hearing your brother got fired from the stasi Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:16 PM (tc1On) 373
Who in their right mind would attack a stranger?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade >Someone who doesn't mind being shot in the heart? Posted by: Dr.Bone Too bad, they give love a bad name. Posted by: Bon Jovi at November 02, 2022 09:16 PM (ftFVW) 374
An absolutely clean election was the result. And good triumphed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog I will move it up on my reading list. Now finding it, to move it up, is a different matter! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:16 PM (hOUT3) 375
Never bring a fist to a knife fight
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 09:16 PM (2xlV3) 376
There's alot breaking about Tim Ryan...
Andrew Surabian @Surabees · Nov 1 Tim Ryan just blatantly lied to @BretBaier and @marthamaccallum when he claimed he never supported defunding ICE. @realDailyWire just broke the below! Tim Ryan Pledged In 2019 To Defund ICE, Support Citizenship For Millions Of Illegal Immigrants Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (yikp0) 377
349 >>That kind of shit works when people are not pissed off as they shrug and go about their business. The Dems have used up that resource and people are pissed much more than is apparent.
I suggest you read about stories about the Battle of Athens in TN post WWII and its result. Boss Crump and his minions tried to pull their usual shit and got their ass handed to him. It was the beginning of the end of the Crump machine. Posted by: whig Seems folks in Brazil are pissed and its not working out so well for them. Appears Biden flunkies are interfering. I'm familiar with Battle of Athens. Posted by: Aviator at November 02, 2022 09:11 PM (HQ9Sl) Veterans. They are not to be trifled with. Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (0OP+5) Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (geLO8) 379
When did we start using "one year anniversary," or "five year anniversary?" An anniversary explicitly means one year.
Oh, and while I am standing on my lawn with a rake, we need to stop saying "have a great rest of your day." it's clunky. I hate clunky speech. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (UQUAY) 380
370 Yeah, first rule in southern Louisiana, steer clear of the skinny white dudes with that....look. Kill you, not kill you no diff.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (ccdQn) 381
He should have waited until Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho Posted by: G'rump928(c) Don't go! I was going to make cappuccino. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (LsEU/) 382
William Martin @wsmartin218 · Oct 27
🚨BOMBSHELL: Tim Ryan promised ACLU activists in 2019 that he would release FENTANYL distributors and drug traffickers from prison #OHSen Fox News | Tim Ryan's pledges to release 'all the nonviolent criminals,' slash prison numbers continue to haunt him @wsmartin218 · 7h 🚨BREAKING: Tim Ryan pledged to support taxpayer-funded gender reassignment surgery for illegal immigrants #OHSen Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at November 02, 2022 09:17 PM (yikp0) 383
Not quite true for Irish or Scottish drunks. Many of them relish a good bar fight and have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Best to stay out of fights in general with people you don't know. Jim Croce has a few words about that sort of thing in You Don't Mess Around with Jim.
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:15 PM (CXr4y) and Cajuns. I saw a little wiry Cajun guy beat down three bikers at a bar, from my safe space under the table. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 02, 2022 09:18 PM (yQpMk) 384
...this is the country's only land mammal?
********* Meh, that's just alarmism. Go ahead, put another chimp on the barbie! /Ill-fated NZ tourism campaign slogan. Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2022 09:18 PM (kXYt5) 385
Never bring a fist to a knife fight
Posted by: v in fairness, never bring a knife, or a gun, to a fight if you do not know how to use it better than the other guy Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:18 PM (tc1On) Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:18 PM (geLO8) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:18 PM (hOUT3) 388
rumors that Musk is moving Twitter HQ to Austin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2022 09:11 PM (r46W7) Dear sweet fucking Allah, no! Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 09:19 PM (P9+OF) 389
Reports are that Musk will cull half the herd on Friday. 3700 layoffs.
That leaves about 100 engineers and 3600 HR administrators. Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2022 09:19 PM (08CnU) 390
Lola
Deviled Egg Day!! Sidles up to you and says "Friend" while holding out a plate. Deviled Eggs. Mmmmmm. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:20 PM (u82oZ) 391
In First Lensman there was an election between a ultra-good guy, Roderick Kinnison, the leader of the Triplanetary Service (an early Galactic Patrol), and a hack politician leading the forces of darkness for The North American President.
The election was all in one day, and members of the Triplanetary Service are present at every single polling place. They had holstered blasters, and deep knowledge of every legitimate voter in the precinct. An absolutely clean election was the result. And good triumphed. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ) --- Heh. I remember reading that and wondering why we can't have elections like that...The Lensmen by definition were incorruptible. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 09:21 PM (BpYfr) 392
I know it probably won't happen, but it would be awesome if Lula got dragged to out and beaten to death by an angry mob.
I've been watching the various unrest around the world, and praying for a government to be toppled with extreme prejudice and zero mercy, but it never quite happens. Maybe Brazil chalks up the first W. Go Brazil!!! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2022 09:22 PM (oINRc) 393
Never bring a fist to a knife fight
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 09:16 PM (2xlV3) Howabout bringing a fight to a fist knife? Is that OK or am I confused again? Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:22 PM (xhaym) 394
If we were serious about helping the kiwis, we wouldn't turn them into shoe polish.
Posted by: Roamin' in the Rushes at November 02, 2022 09:22 PM (l3SW6) 395
388 Right! Please don’t import any more lib crazies to red states. Period.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 09:22 PM (ZdaMQ) 396
Reports are that Musk will cull half the herd on Friday. 3700 layoffs.
That leaves about 100 engineers and 3600 HR administrators. Posted by: t-bird That ratio does NOT sound like Musk! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:23 PM (hOUT3) 397
I go to my local polling place, walk in the door, and say Manuel En Fuego when asked my name. They all know me, and my wife rolls her eyes like a teenager.
My ID is presented next, and then I vote. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:23 PM (u82oZ) 398
Austin? That's a lateral step, at best.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 02, 2022 09:23 PM (UQUAY) 399
"Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:13 PM (u82oZ) "
I was reading that last month, and thinking "yeah, if only ... " someone had organized that this time mrs & i will do our best, but that's only 2 polling places ... out of how many ? local gop is worthless, needs replacing, we had to contact candidates direct to get pollwatcher creds. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 02, 2022 09:23 PM (+BsyR) 400
@394
>>If we were serious about helping the kiwis, we wouldn't turn them into shoe polish. Kiwi shoe polish is the worst shoe polish. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:23 PM (up/3i) 401
Never bring a fist to a knife fight
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion You should trust the professionals. Posted by: dark mikeski at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (P1f+c) 402
The Lensmen by definition were incorruptible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 09:21 PM (BpYfr) So definitely SF! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (hOUT3) 403
Yeah, first rule in southern Louisiana, steer clear of the skinny white dudes with that....look. Kill you, not kill you no diff.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade -- That's what I don't understand about adults fighting. I'm too old for that crap. Old dudes aren't going to wrestle. If you can't talk about something, I assume you're trying to kill me and will act accordingly. Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (P4Lnd) 404
Austin? That's a lateral step, at best.
in fairness, I am not fond of Austin, but lateral to sf? no Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (tc1On) 405
There once was a retarded Canuck
Who trolled the HQ, trying his luck He found it a bad proposition I won't end phrases in preposition The stupid bastard can Up the Shut Fuck Posted by: Bitter Clinger Pretty sure you 100% misunderstood. Try reading again. Oh, and fuck off. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (+Q3Cv) 406
Yeah, first rule in southern Louisiana, steer clear of the skinny white dudes with that....look. Kill you, not kill you no diff.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade until the Army (God Bless you SFC Thorne, RIP) straightened my a$$ out, and Smash fed me up, I was that skinny Louisiana redneck. Posted by: BifBewalski at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (3CCua) 407
Y’all. Totally not on topic, but I had mangos that were getting too ripe so I blended them all up with some plain yogurt, a tad of honey, a smidge of coconut water to thin, and froze it into popsicles. Holy schmoley, they are good.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2022 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 408
Veterans. They are not to be trifled with.
Posted by: Eromero Not after they just marched across Europe or the Pacific Islands being shot at. Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2022 09:26 PM (bM7RL) 409
So definitely SF!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:24 PM (hOUT3) --- Some of the wildest SF I've ever read... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2022 09:26 PM (BpYfr) 410
Lola
Deviled Egg Day!! Sidles up to you and says "Friend" while holding out a plate. Deviled Eggs. Mmmmmm. Posted by: NaCly Dog I've done some very sketchy shit for some deviled eggs. Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2022 09:26 PM (LsEU/) 411
The Lensmen by definition were incorruptible.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel So you're saying to have a 'good and pure' election we should just assign an FBI agent to each polling place? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 09:27 PM (AMaXT) 412
@407
>>Totally not on topic, but I had mangos that were getting too ripe That's about the only thing you can do with overripe fruit, that or make a sauce. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i) 413
I've been watching the various unrest around the world, and praying for a government to be toppled with extreme prejudice and zero mercy, but it never quite happens. Maybe Brazil chalks up the first W. Go Brazil!!! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2022 09:22 PM (oINRc) The army generally gets involved before anything happens in South America. My favorite coup was the one against Stroessner in Paraguay (He got in through a coup in the 50's) Two elements of the Army advancing in a pincers movement against the Presidential Palace had to stop and fight a short mortar battle caused by the senior commander of one wing firing a mortar round into the rear of the other wing of the pincer because he thought they were hanging back so he would have to take the brunt of the defense of the loyal troops. Due to the Delay, Stroessner escaped to Brazil, only returning later to be stripped of his position. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:27 PM (xhaym) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 02, 2022 09:27 PM (+BsyR) 415
Y'all do know the cheat is on.
It was never off. There will be no red wave. Voting matters not. Ffs. Read the writing On the wall. Do the dems look like they're about to be rolled? They aren't going to be. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3) 416
A good fist fight is different than being attacked by a stranger. Strangers get shot. Assholes get punched.
Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 02, 2022 09:28 PM (geVLo) 417
There will be no red wave. Voting matters not.
Ffs. Read the writing On the wall. Do the dems look like they're about to be rolled? They aren't going to be. in fairness, just screw it, stay home, do not vote. Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:29 PM (tc1On) 418
Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again!
I thought your pace was cleaned and organized top to bottom, for the ladies. No? Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ) 419
Place. Sheesh.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:29 PM (u82oZ) 420
They aren't going to be.
Posted by: nurse ratched Sadly, DaughterH is of the same opinion! And quite frankly, I fear both of you are right. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:30 PM (hOUT3) 421
Y’all. Totally not on topic, but I had mangos that were getting too ripe so I blended them all up with some plain yogurt, a tad of honey, a smidge of coconut water to thin, and froze it into popsicles. Holy schmoley, they are good.
Posted by: Piper Food thread. Totally on topic. Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2022 09:30 PM (bM7RL) 422
So you're saying to have a 'good and pure' election we should just assign an FBI agent to each polling place?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 09:27 PM (AMaXT) Use veterinarians. They can track and locate a single cow with mad cow symptoms across the entire continent in a day. Very good those guys. Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2022 09:30 PM (anj39) Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:31 PM (O9Lr2) 424
406 Hat off. The ones I knew ended up doing things not compatible with a long life or a jail free existence.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 09:31 PM (ccdQn) 425
This is quite possibly the greatest campaign video EVAR!!!!!!! This, truly, is an honest leftist.
https://youtu.be/df7jOd6HcIY Koichi Toyama hates you and your country. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 09:31 PM (WDGIc) 426
We settle our differences peaceavly at the battle box!
Posted by: Efferdent Biden at November 02, 2022 09:31 PM (NTUk0) 427
I thought your place was cleaned and organized top to bottom, for the ladies. No?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) I did think about it... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:31 PM (hOUT3) 428
They aren't going to be.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3) And how are you doing to day, Sunshine? I caught a cold and it is hanging in my sinuses and chest. Oh, and I made a pot pie for dinner and I still can't make a pie crust. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:32 PM (xhaym) 429
Oh, and I made a pot pie for dinner and I still can't make a pie crust.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:32 PM (xhaym) So, if'n you eat a Pot Pie, do you get the muchies afterwards? Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:32 PM (oHd/0) 430
I dropped my ballot in the box this afternoon.
Don't be a douche. in fairness, then why be a nattering nabob that might disuade somebody from voting? Not as if that was a novel or interesting thought Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:33 PM (tc1On) 431
I can literally paper napkin in ten minutes, a more transparent, secure, auditable and accountable voting system than the we currently run in the united states.
Oh and Brazil uses Smartmatic Software for its elections. This is like a nightmare we can't wake up from. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:33 PM (up/3i) Posted by: Lola at November 02, 2022 09:33 PM (NIYa7) 433
Kindltot!
I had some tomato soup for dinner. And a grilled cheese sammich. Because it's chilly and wet on the beach this evening. My favorite time of year. How are you? Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:34 PM (U2p+3) 434
Yo.
Posted by: Goober Pyle at November 02, 2022 09:34 PM (Qzn2/) 435
With all kindness,
Nurse, Their electoral dikes have too many leaks to plug them all. They will lose the House, They will lose the Senate, and they will lose a helluva lot of lower races. The big cheat worked in six urban areas with over two years to prepare, Covid allowing them to keep pollwatchers at bay, and even then they 'won' by the skin of their teeth. Several states have killed their primary weapon of cheating--unaccountable absentee ballots floating around. Results in VA in 2021 should give you a wakeup call. When the GOP chooses, it can fight even in a blue state in DC's back yard. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:34 PM (CXr4y) 436
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
If the cheat is seriously on... stand by... because it is TOO obvious... Like.. Brazil Obvious... oh... wait... shit... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:35 PM (oHd/0) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2022 09:35 PM (Qzn2/) 438
Biden on the Paul Pelosi attack:
"He woke him up, he wanted to tie him up...the assailant entered the home, asking 'where's Nancy'...the very same words used by the mob when they stormed the United States capitol on January the 6th." Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:35 PM (geLO8) 439
If my nattering keeps someone from voting, then perhaps they weren't voting as educated, passionate voters in the first place.
Baaaaaaaaa Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:35 PM (U2p+3) 440
In fairness, Gawd I hate this fooker.
eh. that's why I mostly skip his posts. Not always, which is why I am all het up now. Still, why be the guy who spits in the punch bowl? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 02, 2022 09:36 PM (UQUAY) 441
Pretty sure you 100% misunderstood. Try reading again.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck In fairness, you talked about being stoned and then tried to rhyme "Galaga" with "Talladega," so I assumed it was autobiographical. Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2022 09:36 PM (P1f+c) 442
If my nattering keeps someone from voting, then perhaps they weren't voting as educated, passionate voters in the first place.
Baaaaaaaaa in fairness, bitching and moaning is easy Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:36 PM (tc1On) Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2022 09:36 PM (anj39) 444
@443
>>The best use for ripe mangos is in a margarita. A large margarita. Two even! Or you can forget all of that jazz and just have a Gimlet. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (up/3i) 445
n fairness, Gawd I hate this fooker.
eh. that's why I mostly skip his posts. Not always, which is why I am all het up now. Still, why be the guy who spits in the punch bowl? in fairness, they are not posts, just comments, sorry you get angry so easily Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (tc1On) 446
Still, why be the guy who spits in the punch bowl?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well Dude, this is AoS, you need to be far more specific! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3) 447
yo
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (YglAn) 448
Biden on the Paul Pelosi attack:
"He woke him up, he wanted to tie him up...the assailant entered the home, asking 'where's Nancy'...the very same words used by the mob when they stormed the United States capitol on January the 6th." -- HAHAHAHAHA Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (P4Lnd) 449
In fairness, you talked about being stoned and then tried to rhyme "Galaga" with "Talladega," so I assumed it was autobiographical.
Posted by: mikeski That's fair. Call it a 49th parallel disagreement in pronunciation. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (+Q3Cv) 450
Koichi Toyama hates you and your country.
Posted by: Robert That guy is a nut! So just like the majority of USA Libs then... Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2022 09:38 PM (AMaXT) 451
whig,
I pray you are right. But I believed the folks here who said PDT had it down pat. I said , "cheating is going to be off the scale." They said, "don't worry." And gave a bunch of polling numbers. Polls don't win elections. And apparently votes don't either. Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:39 PM (U2p+3) 452
If ya'll have been playing along, you are totally trashed by now. Drink up!
Posted by: The AoSHQ "in fairness" drinking game at November 02, 2022 09:39 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 02, 2022 09:39 PM (FBf3u) 454
If he was looking for Nancy, what else would he say? Perhaps if it was "where is the dear wife" the Dems wouldn't be upset?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 09:39 PM (ccdQn) 455
@454
>>If he was looking for Nancy, what else would he say? Perhaps if it was "where is the dear wife" the Dems wouldn't be upset? Or it could all be bullsh*t, which it is. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:40 PM (up/3i) 456
This is quite possibly the greatest campaign video EVAR!!!!!!! This, truly, is an honest leftist.
https://youtu.be/df7jOd6HcIY Koichi Toyama hates you and your country. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 09:31 PM (WDGIc) He's not a Leftist, he is an Anarchist. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:40 PM (xhaym) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:40 PM (YglAn) 458
452 If ya'll have been playing along, you are totally trashed by now. Drink up!
Posted by: The AoSHQ "in fairness" drinking game at November 02, 2022 09:39 PM (Xrfse) Yeah, I picked a HELL of a year to quit drinkin... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:40 PM (oHd/0) 459
436 Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:28 PM (U2p+3)
If the cheat is seriously on... stand by... because it is TOO obvious... Like.. Brazil Obvious... oh... wait... shit... Posted by: Romeo13 ---------------- Guess what, Bolsonaro's party kept Congress so Lula's return won't be that triumphal. That is what happens when you cheat in the one most corrupt district--it does not travel well as every other district went for Bolsanaro. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:41 PM (CXr4y) 460
In fairness, a one-joke meme is funny for approximately one joke.
After that you're just a carbuncle on the ass of the blog. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2022 09:41 PM (Qzn2/) 461
He's not a Leftist, he is an Anarchist.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:40 PM (xhaym) Never been able to figure out how self described anarchists are for Socialism.. which by definition is MORE government in control of MORE stuff. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (oHd/0) 462
@118. Prayers for both your wife and fot you. Try not to beat yourself up because she needs to know you're ok and 'there' in all ways for her.
Posted by: Lola at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (NIYa7) 463
460 LOL, not seen that one before
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (ccdQn) 464
So, if'n you eat a Pot Pie, do you get the muchies afterwards?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:32 PM (oHd/0) It's a pie, made out of stew and gravy. Nom, nom. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (xhaym) 465
If ya'll have been playing along, you are totally trashed by now. Drink up!
Posted by: The AoSHQ "in fairness" drinking game Damnit, I always miss the fun. I'll be right back. Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (ftFVW) 466
He seems nice.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:43 PM (U2p+3) 467
In fairness, a one-joke meme is funny for approximately one joke.
After that you're just a carbuncle on the ass of the blog. Posted by: Cicero in fairness, it might just be that I have decided to add two words to the beginning of every comment instead of overloading my signature with links and nonsense words. it was never intended to be a thing but it is interesting how many have gone apeshit over two words. Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:43 PM (tc1On) 468
464 So, if'n you eat a Pot Pie, do you get the muchies afterwards?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:32 PM (oHd/0) It's a pie, made out of stew and gravy. Nom, nom. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (xhaym) Yeah, that loud whooshing sound you just heard? Joke flying rigggghhhttt past ya... Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:43 PM (oHd/0) 469
If ya'll have been playing along, you are totally trashed by now. Drink up!
Posted by: The AoSHQ "in fairness" drinking game Damnit, I always miss the fun. I'll be right back. Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (ftFVW) Yeah! Nobody told me either. Hang on... Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39) 470
I like to think we all form a rich tapestry... of carbuncles on the ass of the blog.
Posted by: irright at November 02, 2022 09:43 PM (NTUk0) 471
It's a pie, made out of stew and gravy.
Nom, nom. Posted by: Kindltot So you can't put your weed in there? Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2022 09:43 PM (ftFVW) 472
What if the professional nudist protester was really Nancy's boy toy?
Naw. Any sex would make her happy. She is always unhappy. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ) 473
I wish I knew how to make stew. Me dear old Mum made a great beef stew. It was its own food group. I miss that.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (geLO8) 474
@459
>>That is what happens when you cheat in the one most corrupt district--it does not travel well as every other district went for Bolsanaro They also apparently, threw out, err, adjudicated nearly a million votes to give the criminal Lula the win. Again, this sh*t has got to stop, this isn't Chicago 1960 and we ain't Nixon being the bigger man any longer. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (up/3i) 475
Vote fraud is a symptom of the corruption, and a fairly minor one, all other corruption considered. Wave a magic wand, and make a 100% clean election. Still, nothing changes.
This system is too corrupt for elections to come even close to correcting... If you want to fix it, it'll have to be extirpated. Not that the "vote for slower collapse" arguments are without merit... But that is all it can accomplish. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2022 09:45 PM (oINRc) 476
How are you?
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:34 PM (U2p+3) Wheezing around, I got out in the cold today for a bit and moved some tree mulch. One of the neighbors had a fir tree taken out and the tree company gave me the chips. All the shrubs and trees are going to be deeply mulched this winter. It started out smelling like Christmas, but it has been steaming for a week as the fungus and bacteria start colonizing it. It now smells like 12th Night, I suppose. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:45 PM (xhaym) 477
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:41 PM (CXr4y)
Did Bolsonaro concede? Last I heard he didn't and I saw footage of the military rolling in. holdontoyourbutts.gif Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:45 PM (YglAn) 478
451 whig,
I pray you are right. But I believed the folks here who said PDT had it down pat. I said , "cheating is going to be off the scale." They said, "don't worry." And gave a bunch of polling numbers. Polls don't win elections. And apparently votes don't either. Posted by: nurse ratched -------------------------- But Covid is what the leftists used along with Zuck Bucks. They have neither now plus they have thoroughly pissed off the electorate by making them poorer by the week. They had a pass from the GOP for fraud in 2020 as GOPe like McConnell and Fox News wanted Trump gone. McConnell is far weaker as a leader and Fox paid a price in ratings dips after 2020. Neither are probably going to cover for teh Dems this time. There are no Zuck bucks to pay off voter fraud specialists and so on. I grew up in a voter fraud saturated state in the era of the Clinton machine. Even he got his ass clocked losing reelection in 1980 by a non-entity called Frank White when Clinton went too far in voters' eyes. Basically, in a wave election, fraud isn't enough. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:45 PM (CXr4y) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:46 PM (YglAn) 480
Did Bolsonaro concede? Last I heard he didn't and I saw footage of the military rolling in.
holdontoyourbutts.gif Posted by: thathalfrican --------------------- From what I heard, Bolsanaro did not concede but claimed he would follow the Brazilian Constitution on the election results. What that means, I dunno. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:46 PM (CXr4y) 481
in fairness, the thing about cheatin is you have to find a new cheat every so often, you nevr do the same cheat twice. you have to give the dem credit for the cheat they ran in 2020, but that was for a national run and is not going to be a good cheat for 2022.
how many votes were just for biden and nobody local n 2020? Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:47 PM (tc1On) 482
There was a Culinary Institute in the High School where I taught,
Teachers ate the food they made. I asked why one dish seemed so familiar, like my Mom used to make. "It's made using Campbell's Soup." Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:47 PM (u82oZ) 483
@475
>>This system is too corrupt for elections to come even close to correcting. Yes, but elections are meant to act as release valves and since Al Gore and the 2000 election, the Donks have turned this country and every election into a pressure cooker where the pressure never gets release and just keeps building. There is going to be a major letting off of steam and the a lot of people are going to get scalded. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:48 PM (up/3i) 484
He's not a Leftist, he is an Anarchist.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:40 PM (xhaym) Never been able to figure out how self described anarchists are for Socialism.. which by definition is MORE government in control of MORE stuff. Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (oHd/0) They're collectivist ideologies. Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2022 09:48 PM (yuJHO) 485
I wish I knew how to make stew. Me dear old Mum made a great beef stew. It was its own food group. I miss that.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (geLO ![]() Mom made good stew. Sometimes it was less stew and more soup. Dad called it Stoup. it was great nonetheless. Feeding 7 Catholic kids was not easy. I love me Ma, and I miss me Pa. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 02, 2022 09:48 PM (UQUAY) 486
Cambell's mushroom soup. Served as a background for any dish.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 09:49 PM (ccdQn) 487
I wish I knew how to make stew. Me dear old Mum made a great beef stew. It was its own food group. I miss that.
Posted by: DB - Remind me tomorrow. I've got a couple of good old family recipes. Easy, too. Posted by: Gray Man - PAUL PELOSI FOR SENATE at November 02, 2022 09:49 PM (P4Lnd) 488
There was a Culinary Institute in the High School where I taught,
Teachers ate the food they made. I asked why one dish seemed so familiar, like my Mom used to make. "It's made using Campbell's Soup." Posted by: NaCly Dog in fairness, you did your nic wrong, you should have gone with "NaCly K9" Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:49 PM (tc1On) 489
Nurse - That is me you are talking about.
And I said in 2020 that it was a close election and that the polls showing Trump trailing by 8 in swing states were wrong. And I was right about that. I didn't foresee the magnitude of their cheating, but that is hardly my fault. I was correct regarding both the polls and how the voters would vote. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 09:49 PM (5p7BC) 490
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (u82oZ)
Maybe it's because nobody can keep up with that sex kitten she's so unhappy. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:50 PM (YglAn) 491
If ya'll have been playing along, you are totally trashed by now. Drink up!
Posted by: The AoSHQ "in fairness" drinking game Wait, are there rules? Like "just a sip if it's said by C5th, take a normal drink for others, and chug for Ace or a CoB"? Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2022 09:50 PM (P1f+c) 492
The funny thing is I barely even comment beyond the occasional sock if I think it might be amusing. I've been around here for years but simply don't bother since I usually get beat by the Horde when I might have something amusing to add.
But I fucking can't stand assholes who don't bother to read, check hashes, or take a second to think that perhaps their god almighty brilliant perception of intent is correct before laying into someone who has almost certainly been around here longer than them. I know the nic, don't fucking care. Get your shit together before assuming you know jack. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 09:50 PM (+Q3Cv) 493
They also apparently, threw out, err, adjudicated nearly a million votes to give the criminal Lula the win.
Again, this sh*t has got to stop, this isn't Chicago 1960 and we ain't Nixon being the bigger man any longer. Posted by: Thomas Bender ------------------------ Fraudulent and rigged elections are one of those regime ending suddenly and violently into internal disorder sort of thing. The DNC and media are sort of like a spree killer in a death penalty state figuring if they are going to be put to death for the first one then you might as well go YOLO. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:50 PM (CXr4y) 494
Never been able to figure out how self described anarchists are for Socialism.. which by definition is MORE government in control of MORE stuff.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (oHd/0) Because the anarchists are attracted to the violence of the Marxists Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 02, 2022 09:50 PM (2xlV3) 495
Yes, but elections are meant to act as release valves and since Al Gore and the 2000 election, the Donks have turned this country and every election into a pressure cooker where the pressure never gets release and just keeps building.
There is going to be a major letting off of steam and the a lot of people are going to get scalded. Posted by: Thomas Bender Good description, but to add to the mix, for decades now the GOPe has been getting more and more worthless as a putative representative party of real people, so they have joined the Dems in tying down the relief valve! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:50 PM (hOUT3) 496
Cambell's mushroom soup. Served as a background for any dish. Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 02, 2022 09:49 PM (ccdQn) __________ The first item on the menu of international cuisine. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2022 09:51 PM (1Nxff) 497
If I was misunderstood, fine. Wouldn't be the first time.
But try fucking asking first before putting effort into being a dick. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (+Q3Cv) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (u82oZ) 499
Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:46 PM (CXr4y)
Military has a constitutional right to look over the election results. It's all machine based....sooooo.....we'll see. FWIW - Lindell said he found millions of votes taken from Bolsonaro and given to Lula. Lindell also bought some of the same machines used. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (YglAn) 500
Also, the Democrats were able to cheat only 4 of the elections in 2020. Trump, the MI senate race, and the two Georgia senate races.
Don't forget that they lost 12 house seats when they were supposed to win 20. Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (5p7BC) 501
I know the nic, don't fucking care. Get your shit together before assuming you know jack.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck --------------------------- Lot of people on edge right now and AOS has had a spate of all sorts of trolls. I think for all of us, we know that the curtain is about to go up on the Third Act world wide. Tends to unsettle the mind a bit. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (CXr4y) 502
I wish I knew how to make stew. Me dear old Mum made a great beef stew. It was its own food group. I miss that.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (geLO ![]() Start with a fatty cut of stew meat (tallow is good). Brown thoroughly with pepper and salt or a good seasoning like Tony's, reduce heat and add onions (about 1/2 as beef and a tablespoon or so of minced garlic). In a separate pan, make a roux of flower and butter or oil. Deglaze beef pan with a red wine, about two cups for a dinner for two. Add beef broth about double the volume of beef/onions. Add herbs. Easy is an italian blend. Simmer until beef is near fork tender. Add potatoes and carrots in equal portions to beef. Simmer until potatoes and carrots are near fork tender. Add roux to thicken, by adding broth to roux to thin, then back into stew. Thicken as desired. Add a bit of tomato paste or tomato sauce until you get that beef stew color you desire. Simmer until veggies and meat are fork tender. Timing is the key between beef doneness and veggie doneness. You can overcook the beef, but you don't want to undercook the veggies. Season to taste. Enjoy. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (yHsuS) 503
I need to get a slow cooker and learn how to make some real dinners. Bachelor food (heat n eat) gets boring.
I mean, I haven't had chicken and dumplings in decades. I loved that stuff. Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO8) 504
Arch Enemy. Rise of the Tyrant. Great metal music. I am trying not to tear my office asunder. I kinda need my office.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 02, 2022 09:53 PM (UQUAY) 505
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Given that, how are you so certain of a house takeover and a senate change? I feel the voters want it. But the deep state does not. So, who wins? Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2022 09:53 PM (U2p+3) 506
But I fucking can't stand assholes who don't bother to read, check hashes, or take a second to think that perhaps their god almighty brilliant perception of intent is correct before laying into someone who has almost certainly been around here longer than them.
We're sorry to have disappointed you. Perhaps you might be more comfortable elsewhere? Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk at November 02, 2022 09:54 PM (Xrfse) 507
Never been able to figure out how self described anarchists are for Socialism.. which by definition is MORE government in control of MORE stuff.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2022 09:42 PM (oHd/0) The original Italian Anarchists were Anarcho-Syndicalists who traced their philosophy back to the Paris Commune. They were Communists, old-school, predating Marx. Their description actually means workers collectives without higher rulers. Anarcho means without a king or ruler, and syndicate in Italian means union. The political philosophy meant that the highest level of authority in a society is the workers' collectives, and all decisions would come from them, leveraging their value as the labor to make industry move. They were very much socialists, and Anarcho-Socialists are their linear descendants, except they don't actual do any work. The whole thing is a bust because there is no way to avoid the problem of the Iron Law of Oligarchy Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 09:54 PM (xhaym) Posted by: SMH at November 02, 2022 09:54 PM (Csa3Q) 509
>>This system is too corrupt for elections to come even close to correcting.
Yes, but elections are meant to act as release valves and since Al Gore and the 2000 election, the Donks have turned this country and every election into a pressure cooker where the pressure never gets release and just keeps building. There is going to be a major letting off of steam and the a lot of people are going to get scalded. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2022 09:48 PM (up/3i) Good analogy. Goes back to my comments a few days ago that when Americans start voting at the 65% or higher level, it not because they are enjoying the privilege. It's because they are pissed. Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2022 09:54 PM (anj39) 510
Nood
Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2022 09:55 PM (P1f+c) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ) 512
My nic is fine by me. Your opinion will be given the attention it deserves.
Posted by: NaCly Dog in fairness, that is fine, but NaCly K9 maks more sense, no? Posted by: confederatefifth at November 02, 2022 09:55 PM (tc1On) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:55 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at November 02, 2022 09:56 PM (YglAn) 515
I need to get a slow cooker and learn how to make some real dinners. Bachelor food (heat n eat) gets boring.
I mean, I haven't had chicken and dumplings in decades. I loved that stuff. Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:52 PM (geLO ![]() Best chicken and dumplings I ever did was make the soup in a cast iron pot on the stove, then add the biscuits just before throwing the pot in oven to cook the biscuits. O. M. G. why me hungry? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at November 02, 2022 09:56 PM (UQUAY) 516
499 Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:46 PM (CXr4y)
Military has a constitutional right to look over the election results. It's all machine based....sooooo.....we'll see. FWIW - Lindell said he found millions of votes taken from Bolsonaro and given to Lula. Lindell also bought some of the same machines used. Posted by: thathalfrican ------------------------------ Interesting. Thx for the information. I will try to check up on what is what down there. Simply put, it feels like the world is catching on fire with Ukraine, China-Taiwan, fraud in the USA, etc. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:56 PM (CXr4y) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at November 02, 2022 09:56 PM (u82oZ) 518
BS. If anyone was yelling, 'Where's Nancy?' more than likely it was Paul Sr., not the 'stranger.'
Also, why did unbalanced, illegal, unhoused migrant bring a laptop to the 'break-in?' Shades of Hunter!!! Posted by: Lola at November 02, 2022 09:56 PM (NIYa7) 519
Best chicken and dumplings I ever did was make the soup in a cast iron pot on the stove, then add the biscuits just before throwing the pot in oven to cook the biscuits. O. M. G.
why me hungry? Posted by: Pug Mahon -------------------- I just ate and now I am hungry again from your post. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:56 PM (CXr4y) 520
Hi Salty. : )
He just went to bed...poor thing is exhausted. Every month that we can pay our bills, we feel blessed indeed. Posted by: SMH at November 02, 2022 09:57 PM (Csa3Q) 521
So, who wins?
Posted by: nurse ratched ___ It's in God's hands at this point. Posted by: SMH at November 02, 2022 09:54 PM (Csa3Q) On one level I agree that it is indeed in God's Hands, but I keep thinking he put us here and now for a reason... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3) 522
MisHum ONT up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3) 523
Looking back, my Mom made some awesome meals. She did a Baked Alaska once.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:58 PM (geLO8) 524
503 I need to get a slow cooker and learn how to make some real dinners. Bachelor food (heat n eat) gets boring.
I mean, I haven't had chicken and dumplings in decades. I loved that stuff. Posted by: DB --------------------------- Try getting yourself a Ninja Foodi (the smaller size will do). More versatile. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 09:58 PM (CXr4y) 525
Lot of people on edge right now and AOS has had a spate of all sorts of trolls.
I think for all of us, we know that the curtain is about to go up on the Third Act world wide. Tends to unsettle the mind a bit. Posted by: whig Fair enough and completely understandable. Apologies for causing any chaos. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 09:59 PM (+Q3Cv) 526
So, who wins?
Posted by: nurse ratched For now? The Deep State... GOP wins both houses? Deep State still wins. But it won't last forever. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2022 09:59 PM (oINRc) 527
We're sorry to have disappointed you. Perhaps you might be more comfortable elsewhere?
Posted by: The AoSHQ Concern Desk Funny. Also deserving of a fuck off. Though a mildly friendly one. Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 02, 2022 10:00 PM (+Q3Cv) 528
>>>I need to get a slow cooker and learn how to make some real dinners. Bachelor food (heat n eat) gets boring.
I mean, I haven't had chicken and dumplings in decades. I loved that stuff. Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power >Sous vide that shit. I'm thinking about getting a few whole chickens tomorrow. Can never have enough. Posted by: Dr.Bone at November 02, 2022 10:02 PM (geVLo) 529
I wish I knew how to make stew. Me dear old Mum made a great beef stew. It was its own food group. I miss that.
Posted by: DB - a dark force thirsting for power at November 02, 2022 09:44 PM (geLO ![]() Heat your deep pot or oven pan on the burner, drop in shortening Dump in about a pound of chopped meat, stir until browned (You can dredge the meat in flour before frying if you like) add salt pepper bay leaf and any other seasoning Add chopped potatoes, carrots, onions (don't do radishes and potatoes but anything else is game) Add a cup or more of chopped tomatoes, or 1/4 cup of beer, red wine, apple juice or water Cover and bake at 275F for about two hours (for a roast it is an hour a pound, but you have the veggies to cook too) that low of a temperature you need to cook it extra long, it won't dry out if it is covered Serve with a salad and toast points. Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 10:03 PM (xhaym) 530
I don't like weed. Smells like panic to me for some reason
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2022 10:04 PM (xhaym) 531
Lurking Canuck,
As the Aussies say, No worries mate. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 10:07 PM (CXr4y) 532
529 I wish I knew how to make stew. Me dear old Mum made a great beef stew. It was its own food group. I miss that.
Posted by: DB ------------------------ Just depends on what you like in your stew. Start with Beef and add the veggies you like. Avoid the squishy ones as they tend to disintegrate over time. Starchier ones do just fine. Cheaper cuts work fine if you have time to marinade them over at least several hours prior to cooking. Several ways to tenderize the beef and add flavor from meat tenderizer, fruit/vinegar marinades, or as Kindltot mentions, red wine even the opened bottle leftover stuff gives an excellent taste while tenderizing the beef. Experiment and have fun--use whatever recipe in a book as a starter--Better Home and Gardens or the Joy of Cooking are two all encompassing decent cookbooks. Then add spices and complexity with each version you make. Posted by: whig at November 02, 2022 10:13 PM (CXr4y) Posted by: Double Plus Ungood Extreme Ultra Mega Maga Republican at November 02, 2022 10:22 PM (1DgE4) Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 02, 2022 10:43 PM (roH4R) 535
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