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The Country Only Has 25 Days' Worth of Stored Diesel Fuel, the Lowest Level Since 2008

I didn't realize how bad this was until I saw a Tucker monologue (linked below).

It's bad.

But Biden did manage to put off the crisis until ten days after the election.

And that's what really matters, huh?

Update:

A little bit of hype from Tucker.

It's a 25 day day supply if ALL the refineries quit making diesel. I think a piece at ZH said it could become a true national shortage in about 6 months.

But the piece also points out that worldwide diesel inventories are also at a record low.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Okay, I didn't realize that -- the amount we have on tap is only 25 days worth of diesel, assuming we make no more of it, which isn't true; we are making more of it.

But it's in very short supply and could run out. Just not in 25 days.

So as GnuBreed says, this is a hype figure from the media (and repeated by Tucker, relying on the media-- which one should never do).

But the shortage is real.


The US now has just 25 days of diesel supply -- the lowest since 2008. Here's why that's more alarming than a dwindling 'oil piggy bank'


The U.S. is facing a diesel crunch just as demand is surging ahead of winter -- with only 25 days of supply left, according to the Energy Information Administration.

National Economic Council Director Brian Deese told Bloomberg TV that diesel inventories are "unacceptably low" and "all options are on the table" to bolster supply and reduce prices.

However, even as the stockpiles are being drained, the Biden administration seems to be left with very few sustainable options for long-term relief.


Unlike gas and jet fuel, demand for diesel recovered at a much faster pace from the pandemic. Diesel is used for transporting goods as well as powering construction, farming and military vehicles and equipment.

...

New England's stockpiles have been depleted to less than a third of its usual levels for this time of year, which is concerning since those states rely on fuel for heating more than other parts of the country.

The national average price of diesel as of Oct. 24 is at $5.34 a gallon -- $1.63 more than last year.

If diesel inventory continues to run down without the government intervening, the impact on transportation costs for goods could drive inflation up even further.

Deese adds that the Fed has some tools to bolster diesel supply, like the Northeast Home Heating Oil Reserve, which houses one million barrels of diesel in case of a disruption in supplies.

"We have looked very carefully at being prepared to deploy as and when necessary," he said.

But The Washington Post reports that diesel demand is so high, that if a million barrels of diesel were delivered from the Northeast reserves, they would be depleted in less than six hours.

If we run out of diesel, the trucks stop running. Food stops being delivered from the heartland to the cities.

That would be... so Joe Biden.

He would firmly secure his place in history as the president who presided over mass starvation, food riots, and the actual overthrow of the US government.


In very related news, the Administration struck a secret deal with the Saudis to pump additional oil through the election -- but apparently the Saudis got sick of Joe Biden's claims of being a football star and having been raised in a "Puerto Rican household."

President Joe Biden's (D) administration has repeatedly claimed, including as recently as today, that the trip the president took to Saudi Arabia over the summer had nothing to do with oil.

However, a new report from The New York Times outlined a "secret deal" that the administration had with the kingdom, which Saudi Arabia later turned on.

Biden officials began meeting with the Saudis in the spring and allegedly secured a "private oil deal" in which the kingdom would get the OPEC oil cartel to increase their output of oil by 400,000 barrels per day starting in July instead of the previously planned September.

With this "secret deal" agreed to, Biden went to Saudi Arabia. Not to negotiate an oil deal, I suppose, but to thank Crown Prince for a deal already struck.

But maybe he did not thank him enough:

When he met with Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, the country's day-to-day leader, the Saudis presented the administration with charts that showed that the price of oil had fallen and promised that they would increase oil production to a staggering 11 million barrels per day, which the report noted the country "had reached for only a few months in total over the past several years."

Biden's team thought they secured the deal, but Saudi officials were privately telling others that they had no plans to go through with it.

America is back, baby!

We're respected in the world again!

After learning the Saudis would not be increasing oil production, they then learned they'd be cutting it.


The administration then learned that the kingdom was going to cut production and they desperately tried to stop them, but nothing worked.

The report effectively said that the Biden administration was clueless as to why the kingdom stabbed them in the back on their "secret deal."


It's worth noting that Biden repeatedly attacked the crown prince and the country while on the campaign trail, the administration has taken a stand against Saudi Arabia in their war in Yemen, and they are working with Saudi Arabia's top enemy in the region: Iran.

Deputy National Security Council spokesliar John Kirby refuses to say if there was a "secret deal" or not.

That's a "yes."

He also insisted, WITHOUT EVIDENCE, that there was no "meltdown" at the White House over Saudi oil production cuts.

Over the summer, Peter Doocy asked this liar why Biden can only think to badger other countries into drilling more, instead of allowing US companies to drill in the US.

Kirby lied about the Fake News about the "9000 permits" that aren't being used. They're not being used because they're dry holes, Kirby.



This is scary: When asked what the Administration will do about the US running out of diesel fuel in 25 days, John Kirby has no plan whatsoever. He talks about our "European allies" -- who are also facing an energy crisis.

We're going to get diesel from people who are clear-cutting old growth forests to heat their homes?


Tucker Carlson on the coming diesel crash:

Here's that press release by Jamie Raskin, which I assume is what Tucker Carlson is referring to. Here is the language I think he's focusing on:

Moscow right now is a hub of corrupt tyranny, censorship, authoritarian repression, police violence, propaganda, government lies and disinformation, and planning for war crimes. It is a world center of antifeminist, antigay, anti-trans hatred, as well as the homeland of replacement theory for export.

Hmmm. According to Jamie Raskin, we're "antifeminist," "antigay," "anti-trans," and believers in "replacement theory."

If he wants to go to war with Russia for these ideological leanings, that means he also wants to go to war with... us, right?


Essentially he's saying: "We have to fight the MAGAts in Ukraine so we don't have to fight them here in America."

Although he obviously does want to fight us here.

Bring it on, Jamie. I'm your huckleberry.

Funny how the lefties always wanted to make peace with Russia when it was merely the Communist Soviet Union.

Posted by: Ace at 05:14 PM




Comments

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1 Hyh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:14 PM (C35Jn)

2 Didn't I read this five days ago? So we should be down to 20 days now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (C35Jn)

3 Trifecta?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (C35Jn)

4 I will summon The Others.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:15 PM (C35Jn)

5 That's not good.

Posted by: runner at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (0Eq3D)

6 Again, what does one expect when there are maniacs and psychopaths at all of the levers of power?

They are mad, they are deranged and they are out for blood.

As was noted, the price of getting rid of Trump is too damn high.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (GgS0l)

7 Meh. People should just buy electric diesel trucks.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (yHsuS)

8 Some of us have been talking about this for months.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (/gpPe)

9 It's bad, but doesn't necessarily mean we'll run out in 3 weeks. I only have 2 weeks of food in my house, but that doesn't mean I'll be starving in 14 days.

Posted by: Tom C at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (6aZ5k)

10 Oil Barons are price gouging...

Posted by: Proud Leftist on Instagram at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (BgMrQ)

11 *reads headline*
*checks pantry*
*grabs keys, heads to Sam's Club*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (x8Wzq)

12
Biodiesel! That will save us!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (1Nxff)

13 If we only have 20 or so days of diesel left, we have even less of automobile gasoline.

Diesel is first off the cracking tower before gasoline. IOW, you don't get gasoline without getting diesel first.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (G7Xz7)

14 If we run out of diesel, the trucks stop running. Food stops being delivered from the heartland to the cities.
___

If this is what it takes to wake people up, so be it.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (/gpPe)

15 Just Walk Away

Posted by: Lord Humongous Cake at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (HmZuC)

16 It's been too long since we've had a TP shortage.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (NP6dc)

17 But Biden did manage to put off the crisis until ten days after the election.

////

that crooked numskull can't even do that right.

prices are elastic. right now, diesel is $8 a gallon or whatever. But in a week, it'll start squeezing ...er expanding...to $10 to $12.

The price isn't going to stay static as the reserve dries up.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (MLrvz)

18 There is also a DEF shortage, which is required for all late model diesel vehicles. So, double whammy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (lTGtQ)

19 I live in the heartland, so not much of an issue.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (/gpPe)

20 It's bad, but doesn't necessarily mean we'll run out in 3 weeks. I only have 2 weeks of food in my house, but that doesn't mean I'll be starving in 14 days.
Posted by: Tom C at October 28, 2022 05:17 PM (6aZ5k)



Fat neighbors.

*touches nose*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (C35Jn)

21 Dumb ass Biden, he greased the wrong palms....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (7bRMQ)

22 There is also a DEF shortage, which is required for all late model diesel vehicles. So, double whammy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
___

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (/gpPe)

23 I'll feed AWFLs to my family.
NeverTrumpers will be a delicately with how fat they are tho...

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 28, 2022 05:20 PM (F/Xwd)

24 alright, so my rightwing stock picks...let's see...what's going to happen to stocks when ..checks notes...the country grinds to a halt.

on one hand, your average 20% of the country that's always wrong is watching CNN and has no idea what's coming.

On the other hand, one index has already shrunk 30%.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:20 PM (MLrvz)

25 I'm waiting until November 1 to stock up on supplies . Halloween candy and decorations can be had for up to 50% off then.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 28, 2022 05:20 PM (TNyrE)

26 You'd have to be insane that after floating a plan to *set the price for Russian oil to a low value unilaterally* that you could get a deal for the Saudis to pump more oil? Because likely that would be running at the price of Russian oil.

OPEC has been super firm since forever that THEY set the prices.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:20 PM (eoQWY)

27 the dummies are like, oh, the price won't collapse to infinity until the day we hit zero gallons of diesel.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (MLrvz)

28 >> There is also a DEF shortage, which is required for all late model diesel vehicles.


That stuff is mostly produced overseas, is it not?

For some reason, I remember that being a harder nut to crack than merely producing more diesel.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (NP6dc)

29 Knowing that we have 25 days of diesel left isn’t meaningful unless we know how many days we usually have. What is usual? 27? 30? 100? If it’s only a few days less than usual then so what?

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (5xwut)

30 John Kirby reminds me of Cher
Always Changin'
The color of his hair.
Like a sable, or a white tailed doe
Likes his hair to look real faux. What a liar

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (Zzbjj)

31 Not sure how bad it is. Assuming refining is ongoing, today we have 25 day supply. Tomorrow, 25 day, the next day 25 day, etc. If refining is shutoff, then in 25 days there will be none left.

Does anyone know if refining is sufficient to keep up the 25 day supply?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (fs1hN)

32 I need a little context. How many days of diesel do we normally have on hand?

Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2022 05:21 PM (G0vdT)

33 Turning and turning in the widening gyre,
the falcon cannot hear the falconer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at October 28, 2022 05:22 PM (XvPQV)

34 so yeah,
next paycheck, I'm picking up:

5 gallons or so of booze
100 pounds of meat
TP
a CIWS phalanx system

I wonder if I should bother getting firewood.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:22 PM (MLrvz)

35 I mentioned that Raskin quote earlier. It tells you a lot about the goals of the regime.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:22 PM (lTGtQ)

36 National Economic Council Director Brian Deese

Deese Nuts?

Posted by: mikeski forgets which post this is at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (P1f+c)

37 Throw in the issues with barges getting stuck in the Mississippi, well, this winter will be one for the recordbooks.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (/gpPe)

38 >> I need a little context. How many days of diesel do we normally have on hand?


Look.

If you start asking sensible questions like this, we'll never get these people to set their hair on fire.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (NP6dc)

39 All three of my vehicles are full. And I have a significant hurricane stock in the barn. And I don't have to go anywhere. I think our electricity is still coal fired.

But I do like to eat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (C35Jn)

40 >>>Moscow DC right now is a hub of corrupt tyranny, censorship, authoritarian repression, police violence, propaganda, government lies and disinformation, and planning for war crimes.

So seamless.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (yHsuS)

41 Stock up? Sure did

Gyspy Taub and company are total druggie, hallucinogen lefties.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (Zzbjj)

42 Biden has only a 15 day supply of IQ points.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (FVME7)

43 There is also a DEF shortage, which is required for all late model diesel vehicles.

///

I heard that the Biden Admin will order the EPA to allow BOFA to be used instead

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (MLrvz)

44 Trains run on Diesel too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (63Dwl)

45 Looked today, Diesel was in the $5.60s

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (xhxe8)

46
We have several commie types just down the street, so I'm not too worried about the Cur Family Strategic Long Pig Reserve.

Cleaning them however, that's gonna suck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (n+4am)

47 How much reserve did we have when Trump was president?

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (sn5EN)

48 A little bit of hype from Tucker.

It's a 25 day day supply if ALL the refineries quit making diesel. I think a piece at ZH said it could become a true national shortage in about 6 months.

But the piece also points out that worldwide diesel inventories are also at a record low.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (JOtiF)

49 If we've got 25 extra days, who can Biden sell it to? Ukraine?

Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (0R0Vd)

50 Good. Looking forward to the food deserts that will spring up once the trucks stop rolling and Lord Humungus comes a calling...

(Places colander on head while patting large stack of ramen noodles and bottles of warm garden hose water)

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (R/m4+)

51 I mentioned that Raskin quote earlier. It tells you a lot about the goals of the regime.

///

the slimy bethesda guy who says we should destroy russia because they're christian.

yeah, bruh, sign me up

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (MLrvz)

52 I wonder if I should bother getting firewood.
Posted by: sockamster
___

Hope you have dry wood nearby.

Burning wet wood ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (/gpPe)

53 >>Trains run on Diesel too.


Seems inefficient when Mussolini had them running on Time as far back as the 30s.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (NP6dc)

54 This all wouldn't be so scary if we didn't have children in charge of things.

Who probably want all this to happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (9qSw/)

55 It's a 25 day day supply if ALL the refineries quit making diesel. I think a piece at ZH said it could become a true national shortage in about 6 months.

////

crosses things off of list.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (MLrvz)

56 Kirby sucks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

57 > If we run out of diesel, the trucks stop running. Food stops being delivered from the heartland to the cities.

Trains and ships too. Most train and ship engines are diesel. If we run out of diesel, the country shuts down.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (eyxn4)

58 That stuff is mostly produced overseas, is it not?

For some reason, I remember that being a harder nut to crack than merely producing more diesel.

Posted by: garrett


It is water and urea, and a lot of urea comes from Ukraine, India and China.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (lTGtQ)

59 If we've got 25 extra days, who can Biden sell it to? Ukraine?
Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (0R0Vd)

I do think he diverted some to the EU...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (eoQWY)

60
Home heating oil and diesel are the same product. They put a dye into diesel so they can tax it higher for over the highway abuse. A trucker gets pulled over with an un-dyed fuel, he's got some 'splainin' to do.

If you heat your home with heating oil a little concern is in order. And a sweater, or three.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (y3pKJ)

61 Trains run on Diesel too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
___

So does our military.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (/gpPe)

62 I need a little context. How many days of diesel do we normally have on hand?
Posted by: WisRich


New England's stockpiles have been depleted to less than a third of its usual levels for this time of year
Posted by: Ace


If 25 days is under 1/3 of normal, we usually have 75+ days.

Posted by: foul Mathematics at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (P1f+c)

63 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (1Yy3c)

64 Good thing my single-burner Coleman stove arrived today. Need to buy more white gas.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (6eRlp)

65 We have several commie types just down the street, so I'm not too worried about the Cur Family Strategic Long Pig Reserve.

Cleaning them however, that's gonna suck.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (n+4am)



Leftist is a gray meat. You need to capture them and feed them corn for a week to ten days before the slaughter or they will taste rank.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (C35Jn)

66 If this is what it takes to wake people up, so be it.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (/gpPe)

Yep. Many were warned. Some listened.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:26 PM (yHsuS)

67 Coast Guard Cutters, Army vehicles, hospital emergency generators all run on diesel. And they buy from the commercial suppliers, not form some government fuel farm.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:26 PM (lf83v)

68 Biden didn't do this. Time to start naming the members of The Uniparty and the executive level members and below of the Cabinet and all Federal Agencies.

Anyway, it will be WWIII by Spring at least. The most unpopular war in our country's history and prolly one of the most unpopular in Western Civilization history.
They will be shipping Central and South Americans to fight in Ukraine and Eastern Europe like the did during The Civil War using immigrants fresh off the boat to fight on the side of International Bankers, Finance, and Industry. (44% of the North causalities had zero to one relative here).

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 28, 2022 05:26 PM (F/Xwd)

69 > It's a 25 day day supply if ALL the refineries quit making diesel. I think a piece at ZH said it could become a true national shortage in about 6 months.

That's still a razor thin margin. All it would take is a hiccup in the supply line and we'd take months to recover.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (eyxn4)

70 [as well as the homeland of replacement theory for export.

The Left: We are going to replace your honky asses with people of the sun that think right you racist assholes ruining the world. Seriously read our best selling book "The Emerging Democratic Majority" for the details. You are crackers are DOOMED

Also the left: If you believe we are using the tens of millions of people we are importing to lessen your political power heritage Americans you are hateful racists. Which hate.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (ESjRY)

71 He would firmly secure his place in history as the president who presided over mass starvation, food riots, and the actual overthrow of the US government.

Acceptable outcome.

Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (kOpft)

72 oh right. meanwhile MTG has been swatted six times.

fuck em libs.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (MLrvz)

73 Some guy I do business with has 20 or so pallets of DEF sitting in his warehouse. It's been there since this summer when the stories about shortages started coming out.

He's worried that the fuel will get so expensive that truckers will just stop driving. If that happens then all hell will break loose and break loose within a week according to him. It freaks me out when I chat with him.

Posted by: pawn at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (kYVzH)

74 >>Good thing my single-burner Coleman stove arrived today. Need to buy more white gas.


Those things will burn Valu-Rite almost as efficiently.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (NP6dc)

75 Just to be clear, the spare stored capacity over daily production is three weeks worth. It is dropping, though some of that is export of diesel to Europe. If one or more refineries here can't get product or goes down, that is when the real problem comes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)

76 Good thing my single-burner Coleman stove arrived today. Need to buy more white gas.
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (6eRlp)

That's racist!

Posted by: Gas Of Color at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (4I/2K)

77 But I do like to eat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:23 PM (C35Jn)

Look at you with your white privilege.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (yHsuS)

78 You know how many shits I give about Europe's energy problems?

No shits. Not one. None at all.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (dTFZY)

79 I really like Diesel cigars. Should I be worried? I do have a nice stockpile, though.

Posted by: Elric Blade at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (5xwut)

80 Also the left: If you believe we are using the tens of millions of people we are importing to lessen your political power heritage Americans you are hateful racists. Which hate.

///

the right: (silence)

also the right: we hate our base

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (MLrvz)

81 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (Y+l9t)

82 > Likes his hair to look real faux. What a liar

Grecian Formula. And you know what they say about Grecians.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (bW8dp)

83
It's a 25 day day supply if ALL the refineries quit making diesel. I think a piece at ZH said it could become a true national shortage in about 6 months.

But the piece also points out that worldwide diesel inventories are also at a record low.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (JOtiF)
---
The "day supply" assumes normal usage, but anyone who tried to buy toilet paper a couple of years ago knows that once you pass a certain threshold, people will begin topping off everything they can as a hedge, which will cause a surge in demand, leading to panic buying.

As the supply drops, demand accelerates because now it's only 20 days, 15 days, etc.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (llXky)

84 One of the signs of a collapsing empire is the outer territories asserting more and more independence even to open defiance.

10 years ago, the House of Saud would have struck and honored a deal. While Carter lost them to OPEC, we had brought them firmly back with our blood and treasure in the Gulf War fiasco.

They now have no fear of openly defying the United States....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (5EnGD)

85 Europe and their energy problems can go horsefuck.

Do not care.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (3Lw3j)

86

Bye Wind, Hello Coal: German Windmills Will Be Taken Down To Give Way To A Coal Mine

https://tinyurl.com/yt6vhbfn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (63Dwl)

87 81 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (Y+l9t)


Gay lovers in a spat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (9qSw/)

88 GnuBreed, thanks, I added your post and de-escalated the hype.

Posted by: ace Breaking at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (C1Zwz)

89 this fucking guy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (M+Lyo)

90 So what is this “replacement theory”?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (sHrmP)

91 We will just have to get out the details of how the Nazi's made fuel from coal...Sorry we don't mine coal anymore, you know the Green New Deal...

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (zJY/j)

92 Just bizarre.
_________

It's Chinatown, Jake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (lf83v)

93 Raise interest rates all you want, you're not bringing inflation down with diesel well above $5.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (16rLU)

94
If one or more refineries here can't get product or goes down, that is when the real problem comes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)

___________

In which case greedy oil companies are to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (1Nxff)

95
Hope you have dry wood nearby.
Burning wet wood ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (/gpPe)


You can burn wet and green wood, but it takes about three times as much to heat the same amount of house because you have to boil the sap and moisture off first.
It is a sucky way to spend a cold winter.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (xhaym)

96 > If that happens then all hell will break loose and break loose within a week according to him.

If the food trucks ever stop rolling in, there'll be food riots in the Dem-run cities in three days. Cannibalism in less than a week.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (bW8dp)

97 Kirby sucks

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 05:25 PM (63Dwl)

Bastard ripped off my schtick!

Posted by: Hoover at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (7bRMQ)

98 "Bring it on, Jamie. I'm your huckleberry." Yep.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 28, 2022 05:30 PM (VXO1T)

99 Patton was right and died for speaking out. We fought the wrong enemy in WWII and we have been paying the price ever cents.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (F/Xwd)

100 So to be clear, it's not just diesel we're about to run out of. We've shipped most of our military equipment to Ukraine and sold off a massive amount of our gas reserves.

Biden has basically emptied this country and given it all away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (9qSw/)

101 We need a hero. Someone with deep connections to Northern California who can help collaborate with the wine industry to help solve this problem.

Gentlemen, we need Vin Diesel.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (a3Q+t)

102 >>Good thing my single-burner Coleman stove arrived today. Need to buy more white gas.

Those things will burn Valu-Rite almost as efficiently.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:27 PM (NP6dc)

MSR and others make multi-fuel stoves, which is useful in a pinhc. But white gas lasts nearly indefinitely and burns cleaner.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (yHsuS)

103 On the Coleman single burner: Started right up. Kickin' out the btus. Need extra strokes to keep the pressure up, so a good work out. Made in the USA.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (6eRlp)

104 Anyway, it will be WWIII by Spring at least. The most unpopular war in our country's history and prolly one of the most unpopular in Western Civilization history.
They will be shipping Central and South Americans to fight in Ukraine and Eastern Europe

We'd have trouble shipping an army anywhere these days, much less the Ukraine. Remember how many months it took to work up to Desert Storm? And that was not to fight Russia. And Europe has no armies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

105 It's gonna be OK, it's not like joe biden emptied the strategic oil reserve or anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (bVYXr)

106 Designed to run out after the wave election so they can blame Republicans.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (Y+l9t)

107 I wonder if Paul Pelosi wishes he had a gun to bring to that hammer fight.

Posted by: Candidus at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (LtKhO)

108 If the country runs low on ice cream or Depends you'll see immediate action.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (JzJvm)

109 It always comes down to good old fashioned coal. All you need is a shovel.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (geVLo)

110 It is a world center of antifeminist, antigay, anti-trans hatred, as well as the homeland of replacement theory for export.

So, we're not going to end the Forever War until the Russians completely change their cultural views and grovel at our feet.

Biden's going to start a nuclear war over a foreign country's refusal to accept transgenderism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)

111 Patton was right and died for speaking out. We fought the wrong enemy in WWII and we have been paying the price ever cents.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (F/Xwd)

Dummy, we had to fight the Nazis to get at the Commies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)

112 It's on PURPOSE like all the rest of the chicanery.

Marketplace dot org, March 2022.
Every school day, roughly 26 million kids board about 500,000 school buses, according to the National School Transportation Association. And the vast majority of those buses have diesel engines.

Already short on bus drivers, school districts now face soaring diesel fuel costs.

And the little darlings will be back home on zoom, or taken back & forth to school by appropriately federally reimbursed family members, for this and many other reasons, both real and invented.

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (NIYa7)

113 Producers have learned from Putin.

Why sell you three times as much at a third of the price when you can sell a third as much at three times the price?

The demand is inelastic.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (rk8kK)

114 IMO Sundowner is a meat puppet, he does what the Deep State or his Puppeteers wants.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (xhxe8)

115 Lets shut down pipelines and transport crude oil by rail because those guys will never miss a day. Unless there's a strike.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (lz5hY)

116 > Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer.

I'm pretty sure they were struggling for the same hammer, then when the po po showed up, homeless nudie boy yanked the hammer out of Pelosi's hand and hit him with it.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (eyxn4)

117 Biden has basically emptied this country and given it all away.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM


The Big Guy wouldn't give it ALL away.

Posted by: Brandon at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (a3Q+t)

118 He would firmly secure his place in history as the president who presided over mass starvation, food riots, and the actual overthrow of the US government.


No! It would have happened to any president! Noting could have avoided it! Akshually, if it was anyone but FJB it would have been worse! You should be thanking him for your stale bread heels and moldy onions. If you had trump, you would not even had that!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (LRhmV)

119 Hey, but WE'RE GOING TO SAVE MOTHER EARTH.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (XIfwF)

120 "all options are on the table"


I want to vomit every time I hear Biden or a Junta imbecile say that. It's meaningless as used by the Junta. They never list the options on their table, nor do they ever say what option(s) they selected to address a problem and why. I suppose they keep saying it because their focus groups of LIVs and reporters (BIRM) think it sounds impressive or something.

Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (AMIL/)

121 61 Trains run on Diesel too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
___
So does our military.

Good. That'll slow 'em down when they get sent to take our food and guns.

Posted by: Dick Hitzwater at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (6YNFT)

122 "lefties"
😏

Posted by: Mr. Pink at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (F/Xwd)

123 I wonder if Paul Pelosi wishes he had a gun to bring to that hammer fight.
Posted by: Candidus at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM (LtKhO)

I wonder how many times Paul has gotten his freak on and this one time it went awry.

Paul needs his own pron channel.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (R/m4+)

124 " It's a 25 day day supply if ALL the refineries quit making diesel. I think a piece at ZH said it could become a true national shortage in about 6 months."

makes sense. But if we normally have a 75 day supply, they seem to be setting us up for "electricity (and all energy) prices will necessarily skyrocket" ... and people will necessarily freeze, go broke, die.

Schwab and Soros both sitting with white cats on their laps, smiling about their evil plans working so well.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (Cus5s)

125 This coupled with a potential railroad strike will be apocalyptic.

Good times.

Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (o9r4U)

126 So, we're not going to end the Forever War until the Russians completely change their cultural views and grovel at our feet.

Biden's going to start a nuclear war over a foreign country's refusal to accept transgenderism.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (I2/tG)

Well so far we've destroyed EUropes industries, ended the dollar as the default currency for trade, and created a Russia - China - India axis and we have only just started!

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (eoQWY)

127 Stock up on Jif.

Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (o9r4U)

128 Dummy, we had to fight the Nazis to get at the Commies.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:32 PM (eoQWY)
---
Yeah, and Japan was still fighting when Germany surrendered. No way the American people would have supported going after the USSR when Japan was still at war with us.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (llXky)

129 >>>125 This coupled with a potential railroad strike will be apocalyptic.
Good times.

oh i forgot, I'd wanted to mention that.

Posted by: ace Breaking at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (C1Zwz)

130 >>On the Coleman single burner: Started right up.


Always. Those Peak1/Featherlights are the best camp stoves ever made.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (NP6dc)

131 In which case greedy oil companies are to blame.

Hadrian The Seventh

==

I work in a convenience store. I've heard it all. The "I Did That" stickers were a hoot.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (6eRlp)

132 Just got back So the guy in the Pelosi's attack was in his undies ? Sounds gay to me

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (bs+z0)

133 DOOM

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (C35Jn)

134 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (T4tVD)

135 I miss Monty.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (C35Jn)

136 Not sure how bad it is. Assuming refining is ongoing, today we have 25 day supply. Tomorrow, 25 day, the next day 25 day, etc. If refining is shutoff, then in 25 days there will be none left.

If the story is that it's *fallen* to 25 (which seems to be the case from the chart I've seen), we're using more than we're making, so it's definitely not constant at 25.

Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (kOpft)

137 SF police said both Pelosi and DePape were holding hammers. Quote from story.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (Y+l9t)

138 So "hammersexual" is a thing now?

I wonder if Pelosi and Hunter Biden have ever gone on a "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"-style road trip together.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (bW8dp)

139 127 Stock up on Jif.
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (o9r4U)

Did peanut butter too, as well as powdered cheese, powdered milk, pasta, beans (canned and dry), tuna, canned chicken, soup varietals, sundry OTC meds.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (Zzbjj)

140 Stock up on Jif.
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM


I preferred Skippy. Less sugar, more peanut taste.

Posted by: zombie Jasper at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)

141 >>>132 Just got back So the guy in the Pelosi's attack was in his undies ? Sounds gay to me


i've heard that a few times but I haven't seen an strong cite for it, like a press conference quote.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (C1Zwz)

142 I called my diesel supplier this morning here in the Berkshires

they said they plenty of fuel and prepared for this earlier this year

they told me not to worry and call when I want a delivery

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (us2H3)

143 Can I be honest? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not even sure where I am.

And someone shit my shorts.

Vote for me in 2024

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (9qSw/)

144 Stock up on Jif.
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (o9r4U)

+1

Posted by: Choosy Mothers at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (4I/2K)

145 Hitler came to power during petro shortages, vote accordingly.

Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (JzJvm)

146 I wonder if Pelosi and Hunter Biden have ever gone on a "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"-style road trip together.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (bW8dp)
---
To Pedo Island, no doubt.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (llXky)

147 Just got back So the guy in the Pelosi's attack was in his undies ? Sounds gay to me
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (bs+z0)

Oh come on, who hasn't had a hammer fight in their undies at 2 AM.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)

148 >>>138 So "hammersexual" is a thing now?

that's good, it is a thing now

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (C1Zwz)

149 Diesel takes less refining than gasoline, how then are gasoline stores not equally low?

Am I missing something?

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

150 141 >>>132 Just got back So the guy in the Pelosi's attack was in his undies ? Sounds gay to me


depends

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (us2H3)

151
They now have no fear of openly defying the United States....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (5EnGD)


Biden has repeatedly kicked them in the balls, threatened them, and screwed up royally in the region
Obama showed an unwillingness to engage pirates, and Biden proved he is incompetent and not planning beyond the next week.
Biden's only negotiation tool is to threaten to break legs and withhold funds if he doesn't get what he wants.

Biden will honor no treaties or agreements if he doesn't want to. That is what is at stake here.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (xhaym)

152 Imagine all the stoners who can't get their munchies.

Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (o9r4U)

153 >>Stock up on Jif.
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (o9r4U)


This!

Posted by: Jasper at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (NP6dc)

154 But Biden did manage to put off the crisis until ten days after the election.

Not a stock picker, but when Exxon, Chevron, and Shell put their shoulders to it they can crank out the fuel.
If, you know, extra fuel became a necessity.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (/jZjK)

155 Oh come on, who hasn't had a hammer fight in their undies at 2 AM.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)



It's a part of their culture.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (C35Jn)

156 In other news, this heretofore unknown EPA regulation is kicking in next week and means that refineries must stop producing diesel fuel until they completely retool the refinery to remove an additional 1% of sulfur from the product. This is expected to take 1 year and cost each refinery $1 billion.

Not really, but i would totally expect it. Ahhh shit. We can't make diesel for a year! Nothing can be done!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (LRhmV)

157 > Stock up on Jif.
Posted by: mpfs at October 28, 2022 05:34 PM (o9r4U)

+1
Posted by: Choosy Mothers at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (4I/2K)

Jif had the "choosy mothers", which makes them sound like Karens with RBF.

Skippy had Annette Funicello.

Purchase accordingly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (bW8dp)

158 By next week Biden will be telling the story of how he personally beat down Pelosi's attacker.

And he'll believe it.

Posted by: Candidus at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (LtKhO)

159 Sounds gay to me
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:35 PM (bs+z0)

What isn't gay to you people?!?

Posted by: Guy wearing a gimp mask, leather thong and nipple clamps at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (1Yy3c)

160 The Saudi's deserve a great big "Thank You" from us for pulling the plug on this stupid scheme of Biden's. Read it again; he didn't want to lower oil prices permanently, Biden just wanted things to look good til the election was over. Saudi's are fucking sick of his shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (trdmm)

161 I've been out of the oil and gas business for about a year, so haven't been paying too close attention to the EIA inventories.

That said, the situation isn't THAT dire. It's BAD, but it's not world ending.

tinyurl.com/3ursavfc

Here's the report for last week. Diesel (Distillate) inventories are is sitting at 106 million barrels. Down about 15% from last year and about 20% below the 5 year average level.

So not GOOD, but not OMG ELON IS BUYING TIKTOK TOO bad.

New England is Rahul Ligma'd, though. Those numbers are horrendous.

Posted by: Werner Herzog's Shoe at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (KOlQI)

162 81 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (Y+l9t)


Gay lovers in a spat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



Love is Love, H8r!! It's a mating ritual!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (sAmhv)

163 81 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (Y+l9t)

Honorable hammer dues over the formerly fair nudiste, Gypsy?

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (Zzbjj)

164 I called my diesel supplier this morning here in the Berkshires
they said they plenty of fuel and prepared for this earlier this year
they told me not to worry and call when I want a delivery
Posted by: REDACTED


Don't order now, wait until the price goes up in the panic!

Posted by: RED's diesel supplier, probably at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (P1f+c)

165 I called my diesel supplier this morning here in the Berkshires

they said they plenty of fuel and prepared for this earlier this year

they told me not to worry and call when I want a delivery
Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (us2H3)

Did you hear any muffled shrieking in the background?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

166 @108 If the country runs low on ice cream or Depends you'll see immediate action.

We shall see. Disposable diapers are manufactured using petroleum products. And, oh what they do to the environment!

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (NIYa7)

167 Skippy gets oily and separates. Jif has better industrial chemicals to make it stay homogenized.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (LRhmV)

168 "It is a world center of antifeminist, antigay, anti-trans hatred"

Don't try to sweet talk me.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (lIWP8)

169 powerdrillsexual > hammersexual

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (a3Q+t)

170 Skippy had Annette Funicello.

Purchase accordingly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (bW8dp)

Skippy preferable, Jif's had a few recalls lately

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (Zzbjj)

171 Their could be a rail strike in a few weeks as some matters weren't agreed on a few weeks ago. And don't forget we are all going 100 percent no fossil fuel in just a few years. California has to sell 50 percent electric cars in just 8 years.

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (zJY/j)

172 Mush just tweeted: Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦

Posted by: Candidus at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (LtKhO)

173 So what is this “replacement theory”?

The silly conspiracy that the Deep State is deliberately increasing mass immigration to reduce the percentage of white people in the United States, and make white people a minority population.

This is an insane conspiracy theory, even when the media celebrates the fact that it is happening.

For example, the NYT:

Their America Is Vanishing. Like Trump, They Insist They Were Cheated.

https://tinyurl.com/4kyheseb

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (I2/tG)

174 >>Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.


Really Bizarre. Totally Bizarre.

Posted by: Ed Buck at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (NP6dc)

175 I wonder if it was a ballpeen hammer. Maybe the guy was just trying to get answers from Pelosi. Was there a concrete floor by any chance?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (C35Jn)

176 > SF police said both Pelosi and DePape were holding hammers. Quote from story.

"Our officers observed Mr. Pelosi and the suspect both holding a hammer. The suspect pulled the hammer away from Mr. Pelosi and violently assaulted him with it."

It's ambiguous. Were they both holding a different hammer, or were they both holding the same hammer? In either case, you could say they were both holding a hammer. My interpretation is they were both holding the same hammer.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (eyxn4)

177 Paul needs his own pron channel.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:33 PM (R/m4+)

I believe I'll pass on that.

Posted by: Jed Clampett at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (7bRMQ)

178 I preferred Skippy. Less sugar, more peanut taste.
Posted by: zombie Jasper at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (a3Q+t)

We preferred whatever was god-dang cheaper. Not a lot of spare change with 6 kids in the 70s

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (eoQWY)

179 the police are now reporting that the hammer had a head on both ends and vibrated when touched

they said Pelosi couldn't hold on due to some slippery type substance on the hammer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (us2H3)

180 Hammer Time!

Posted by: MC Paul Pelosi at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (geVLo)

181 Ace, underwear story on Fox, Martha McCallum but saw it on GP.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (Y+l9t)

182 Oh come on, who hasn't had a hammer fight in their undies at 2 AM.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (eoQWY)

Out: Sword fights.

In: Hammer blows.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (yHsuS)

183
Not a stock picker, but when Exxon, Chevron, and Shell put their shoulders to it they can crank out the fuel.
If, you know, extra fuel became a necessity.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (/jZjK)

The refineries that are operating are running at over 90% of capacity. No, they can't crank out a lot more in a short time frame; that will take building some more refineries, and that will take years and cost an immense amount of money even IF the Feds allow it at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (trdmm)

184
I've never been much of a prepper before. But 2020 taught me if our elections can be Venezuela level corrupt, we can all be Venezuela in weeks. New hot water heating backup system will be based on one hour of electricity per day. Two and one half gallon shower at 100 to 125 degrees. I'll survive.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (y3pKJ)

185 Diesel takes less refining than gasoline, how then are gasoline stores not equally low?

Am I missing something?

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (gmo/4)
---
Gasoline demand is more elastic. Prices go up, people decide not to take the road trip, maybe carpool.

Diesel is the lifeblood of the economy. Which food shipment will you cancel? Which train do you delay?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (llXky)

186 I'm sure glad Joe Biden cancelled the Keystone Pipeline. The tar sand oil would be perfect for refining diesel, kerosene, and heating oil. BTW, what percentage of Prudhoe Bay oil is sold to the PRC?

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (6eRlp)

187 >>181 Ace, underwear story on Fox, Martha McCallum but saw it on GP.

thank you, sharon!

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (C1Zwz)

188 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (Y+l9t)


Gay fight club?

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

189 SF police said both Pelosi and DePape were holding hammers. Quote from story.

that's what the kidz are calling it now

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (us2H3)

190 Wow, busy Friday, huh? One crazy post after another as I checked in during the day.

Posted by: RM at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (0eYOS)

191 CN

Thanks

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (xhxe8)

192 Hammer on!

Posted by: Thor at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (4I/2K)

193 I called my diesel supplier and all he said was "John has along mustache". Weird.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (JzJvm)

194 biden and the dems are a clear and present danger to the United States of America and should be treated as such

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (Irn0L)

195 So what is this “replacement theory”?

The silly conspiracy that the Deep State is deliberately increasing mass immigration to reduce the percentage of white people in the United States, and make white people a minority population.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (I2/tG)

Whats amusing is only whites would credit the nonsense the rulers are trying to sell. The replacement crowd will eat them alive, literally or figuratively.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (eoQWY)

196 At some point, the energy companies are gonna have to tell the governments to simply fuck off. Or die.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2022 05:41 PM (WFaF3)

197 I think Tucker was wrong. The eurotrash are clear cutting their ancient forests because soros said "fuck you guys".

the same thing here in Maine withthe 100 mile wilderness. I bet they're just tossing the wood in the ocean

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (MLrvz)

198 Diesel takes less refining than gasoline, how then are gasoline stores not equally low?

Am I missing something?

Posted by: Archer


Diesel, gasoline, kerosene, and jet fuel are all cracked from the same barrel, but the blends are different based on the refinery layout. The US refineries are currently set up to produce much more gasoline than diesel. There is not enough diesel refining for the demand in the US.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (lTGtQ)

199 >>Gay fight club?


Sounds like a Docking Procedure gone wrong.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (NP6dc)

200 Where I live its harvest time and the grain trucks and combines are running all day. Diesel is the blood of farming this time of year. So, if it runs out there will be untold consequences throughout the country.

Posted by: morigu at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (u7Nsa)

201 "Biden's team thought they secured the deal, but Saudi officials were privately telling others that they had no plans to go through with it."


Biden, Blinken, Sullivan, and Granholm were played for fools by one of the camel-buggering wogs they despise? Un-possible! Next you'll want me to believe Biden was not a U of Delaware varsity football player!

Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (AMIL/)

202 Well stock up on 50lb sacks of rice, cans of tuna and beans and you should be good for three months.

Costco is going to be a hoot in a month.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (up/3i)

203 The refineries that are operating are running at over 90% of capacity. No, they can't crank out a lot more in a short time frame; that will take building some more refineries, and that will take years and cost an immense amount of money even IF the Feds allow it at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (trdmm)

If people are starving and freezing in their homes, there won't be any Feds anyway.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (6eRlp)

204 If the country runs low on ice cream or Depends you'll see immediate action.

We shall see. Disposable diapers are manufactured using petroleum products. And, oh what they do to the environment!

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 05:38 PM (NIYa7)
---
No, box wine. Wine shortage = violent insurrection.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (llXky)

205 Why don't the Native Americans start building some fuckin' refineries?

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (NP6dc)

206 Which train do you delay?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (llXky)

That reminds me, I got someplace I need to be.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (1Yy3c)

207 It's ambiguous. Were they both holding a different hammer, or were they both holding the same hammer? In either case, you could say they were both holding a hammer. My interpretation is they were both holding the same hammer.

Posted by: bonhomme

That makes sense. Course the whole thing is pretty senseless so who knows?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (Y+l9t)

208 I'm sure glad Joe Biden cancelled the Keystone Pipeline. The tar sand oil would be perfect for refining diesel, kerosene, and heating oil. BTW, what percentage of Prudhoe Bay oil is sold to the PRC?
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (6eRlp)

they are probably tapping it on the sly along with those billion crabs.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (eoQWY)

209 Paul Pelosi sure is clumsy. Wrecks a car, has a hammer fight with his vagrant lover. He really needs to be more careful. I would wonder what else he's done that hasn't been reported but it's probably gross like a roadkill orgy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (sAmhv)

210 The silly conspiracy that the Deep State is deliberately increasing mass immigration to reduce the percentage of white people in the United States, and make white people a minority population.

///

the completely unfounded qanon conspiracy that only right wingers believe because some folks have pointed to the democrats own words and to demographic information.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (MLrvz)

211 See! I called it. Jilted gay lover!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (LRhmV)

212 Their America Is Vanishing. Like Trump, They Insist They Were Cheated.

IIRC someone took the 2020 election and saw what it would look like with the demographics of 1964 and...Trump won 49 states.

That assumes the demographics f 1964 voting like they do in 2020 of course - but keep in mind, by the standard of 1964 Trump would be seen as a leftwing Democrat...so if the choice is that or...Biden...it isn't surprising a more reasonable country would overwhelmingly vote for Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (ESjRY)

213 Were they both holding a different hammer, or were they both holding the same hammer?


Clearly, the same hammer because the suspect yanked it away from Pelosi.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (C35Jn)

214 from the very first moment I heard that report about Paul Pelosi I was thinking "this is gonna be some fucked up sex bullshit" and now yep, it's some fucked up sex bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (trdmm)

215 Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (I2/tG)

I don't think it's "insane" or "Silly". Bill Capn Kristol said it's exactly what should be done to get rid of the lazy white working class.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Zzbjj)

216 Hugh G. Rection!!! Oh wait That was last thread


Well Mayor Buttplug to the rescue!

Posted by: Blutarski at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (aA0sA)

217 I guess Paul should've listened to Lou

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (MLrvz)

218 I wonder if it was a ballpeen hammer. Maybe the guy was just trying to get answers from Pelosi. Was there a concrete floor by any chance?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (C35Jn)


Good thing it wasn't a claw hammer. Those things hurt.

Posted by: Claude Bawls at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (AiZBA)

219 >>Where I live its harvest time and the grain trucks and combines are running all day.


Sugar Beet Harvest should be going full bore right now.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (NP6dc)

220 "Sounds like a Docking Procedure gone wrong."

Only thing that could make this story better is if $10,000 of gourmet ice cream makes an appearance.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (lIWP8)

221 So, is Nancy flying home to be by her husband's bedside?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Y+l9t)

222 New England is Rahul Ligma'd, though. Those numbers are horrendous.
Posted by: Werner Herzog's Shoe at October 28, 2022 05:37 PM (KOlQI)


There was a thought lofted that New England could be resupplied by tanker if the reserves get low, but apparently the Jones act prohibits US-to-US transport of anything unless it is on US ships. How many tankers are made, owned and flagged in the US?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (xhaym)

223
Biden, Blinken, Sullivan, and Granholm were played for fools by one of the camel-buggering wogs they despise?

Spot on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (Irn0L)

224 Gay fight club?
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

The 1st rule of Gay Fight Club is....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (R/m4+)

225 These insane rightwing types have this ultra scary idea that countries are made up of people.

Also, let's celebrate indigenous peoples day.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (MLrvz)

226 Ace, underwear story on Fox, Martha McCallum but saw it on GP.

thank you, sharon!
Posted by: ace


Wait, Martha McCallum is in her underwear on Fox? Can Ace even post about that here?

Posted by: mikeski is more confused than usual at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (P1f+c)

227 Well stock up on 50lb sacks of rice, cans of tuna and beans and you should be good for three months.

Costco is going to be a hoot in a month.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (up/3i)

Dinty Moore Beef Stew, Hormel Chili last a long time. 5 years or more.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (yHsuS)

228 Funny how it hits right after the election.

Posted by: Hylian at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (dpIbY)

229 just think, if I were Senate Maj Ldr, I'd stipulate that Indigenous People Day celebrate American's who had relatives fight in Vietnam

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (MLrvz)

230 Hiya Captain !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (T4tVD)

231 That assumes the demographics f 1964 voting like they do in 2020 of course - but keep in mind, by the standard of 1964 Trump would be seen as a leftwing Democrat...so if the choice is that or...Biden...it isn't surprising a more reasonable country would overwhelmingly vote for Trump
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (ESjRY)

The funny part is that if Hispanic voters get fed up with all the Woke bullshit and start voting against the dems, the entire 30 year project will turn out to have been a huge mistake, even for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (trdmm)

232 To be fair, the superiority of the hammer has been long-known amongst the cognoscenti and Smart Military Bloggers.

Posted by: Thor at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

233 "Biden's team thought they secured the deal, but Saudi officials were privately telling others that they had no plans to go through with it."


Biden, Blinken, Sullivan, and Granholm were played for fools by one of the camel-buggering wogs they despise? Un-possible! Next you'll want me to believe Biden was not a U of Delaware varsity football player!
Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 05:42 PM (AMIL/)

I really doubt it even went down that way. I don't see any reason for the Saudis to even pretend agree. I figure its more likely they said no and our diplo-idiots decided to announce an agreement and hope the Saudis would be afraid to cross them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

234 Gay fight club?
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

The 1st rule of Gay Fight Club is....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (R/m4+)

Oil based lube?

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (1Yy3c)

235 I'm gonna guess the opposite: if Biden isn't crowing over a deal made with the Saudis... they didn't make a deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (Ivdso)

236 the completely unfounded qanon conspiracy that only right wingers believe because some folks have pointed to the democrats own words and to demographic information.

And the fact that it is documented that the Labour Party pursued exactly the same strategy in Great Britain.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

237 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear. Both Pelosi and Depape holding hammers, but Pelosi attacked with his own hammer. Police doing wellness check, not called. 2:20 am so Pelosi awake and armed with a hammer.
Just bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:29 PM (Y+l9t)


Gay fight club?
Posted by: Archer
___

This is San Francisco we're talking about, right?
I just assume everyone there is gay.
Kinda like all black people are criminals.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (/gpPe)

238 I thought that diesel, kerosene, heating oil, and jet fuel were all essentially the same thing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (C35Jn)

239 To be fair, the superiority of the hammer has been long-known amongst the cognoscenti and Smart Military Bloggers.
Posted by: Thor at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)

its one of the legs of the AOS tripod.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

240 "$1.63 more than last year"
More than last year at this time? Or more than last year on or about January 20th?

Posted by: GWB at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (wHT98)

241
MSR and others make multi-fuel stoves, which is useful in a pinhc. But white gas lasts nearly indefinitely and burns cleaner.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur



Just broke out my 30+ yr old MSR Whisperlite International last week. Used to carry it around in my buttpack back in the Army days. Love that little thing. Need to replace the seals on it though.

Also, you have to keep the parts and tool kit around to run it on other fuels. Never had to swap parts out for multifuel operation, but it's apparently necessary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (n+4am)

242 221 So, is Nancy flying home to be by her husband's bedside?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Y+l9t)

How'd the surgery go? I wonder if she paid for this the day before she usually gets home?

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (Zzbjj)

243 Gay fight club?
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

The 1st rule of Gay Fight Club is....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (R/m4+)

Be fab-u-lous!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (yHsuS)

244 >>I thought that diesel, kerosene, heating oil, and jet fuel were all essentially the same thing.


U=I thought Jet Fuel was more highly refined?

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (NP6dc)

245 Biden has basically emptied this country and given it all away.

He didn't give it away.

He got paid.

Posted by: Methos at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (kOpft)

246
There was a thought lofted that New England could be resupplied by tanker if the reserves get low, but apparently the Jones act prohibits US-to-US transport of anything unless it is on US ships. How many tankers are made, owned and flagged in the US?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 05:44 PM (xhaym)

for various legal and tax reasons, I believe very few, even those owned by American companies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (trdmm)

247 BTW, Lyondell is shutting its Houston refinery down at the end of next year. The facility is 104 years old. The big issue is that no refineries have been allowed to be built for four decades, and during 2020 when people hid in their houses, many refineries shut down and are too expensive to restart, given the hurdles this illegitimate regime put in the way.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (lTGtQ)

248 Musk tweet : Ligma Johnson had it coming.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (JzJvm)

249 Well stock up on 50lb sacks of rice, cans of tuna and beans and you should be good for three months.
___

Got about a year's worth so far.

And lots, and lots, of Spam.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (/gpPe)

250 Gasoline demand is more elastic. Prices go up, people decide not to take the road trip, maybe carpool.

Diesel is the lifeblood of the economy. Which food shipment will you cancel? Which train do you delay?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

But you are still making diesel. Gasoline comes off the cracking tower at a higher temp. If you don't need gas, you turn the cracking tower down and just run diesel until gas demand goes back up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (G7Xz7)

251 Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (/gpPe)

only reason I'm getting a gay vibe is that the perp was in his underwear

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

252 The funny part is that if Hispanic voters get fed up with all the Woke bullshit and start voting against the dems, the entire 30 year project will turn out to have been a huge mistake, even for them.

One can only hope.

If you are a middle-class Hispanic family in Bakersfield, all the Democrats' green energy policies, tax policies, etc. do nothing but screw you over.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (I2/tG)

253 Musk tweet : Ligma Johnson had it coming.
___

No he didn't.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (/gpPe)

254 Kinda like all black people are criminals.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (/gpPe)

lol

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (yHsuS)

255 This is San Francisco we're talking about, right?
I just assume everyone there is gay.
Kinda like all black people are criminals.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (/gpPe)


Touche.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (AiZBA)

256 I don't think it's "insane" or "Silly". Bill Capn Kristol said it's exactly what should be done to get rid of the lazy white working class.
Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Zzbjj)

Well he should know about the lazy part. He's been posting the same tweet for about 5 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (eoQWY)

257 Clearly, the same hammer because the suspect yanked it away from Pelosi.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Dual-wielding is a Ranger ability. I think a nudist hemp-jewelry maker is probably either a ranger or a druid. So there's a good chance he could have used his own and Pelosi's at the same time.

Posted by: mikeski critically fumbles at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (P1f+c)

258 >>The 1st rule of Gay Fight Club is....


Sweep the Weg!

Posted by: Barney Frank at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (NP6dc)

259 I'm guessing Nancy's marriage has been a sham for years and she's known all about Paul's stepping out on the wild side.

I'm also guessing he's picked up plenty of young men in his coke Porsche express.

Probably hear from a few of them soon as people start to realize the Speaker's husband really enjoys her gavel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (9qSw/)

260 when is the msm gonna call out that lying press sec and her boss?
Bunch of gutless bastards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (Irn0L)

261 Well stock up on 50lb sacks of rice, cans of tuna and beans and you should be good for three months.
___

Got about a year's worth so far.

And lots, and lots, of Spam.
Posted by: SMH

Fist bump. And fish in the pond and wildlife in the woods.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (G7Xz7)

262 So, DePape in his underwear. Wonder what Pelosi was wearing?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (Y+l9t)

263 when you compare the response to a crime on the elite compared to a crime on everyday folk

well, it's disturbing

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (us2H3)

264 only reason I'm getting a gay vibe is that the perp was in his underwear
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

its subtle, not sure the SF police picked up on that.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (eoQWY)

265 This reminds me of how Diaper Joe knee-capped the Saudis when he took Iran's proxies off the terror list. Suddenly they're not in any hurry to do Biden any favors? Hmmm....there's a connection here, I just know it.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (CCf67)

266 but apparently the Jones act prohibits US-to-US transport of anything unless it is on US ships

The Jones Act can be waived, as it was to provide hurricane relief to Puerto Rico.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (I2/tG)

267 Diesel takes less refining than gasoline, how then are gasoline stores not equally low?

Am I missing something?
Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:36 PM (gmo/4)
==============
Crude refinery products conversion:
After distillation, heavy, lower-value distillation fractions can be processed further into lighter, higher-value products such as gasoline.

The most widely used conversion method is called cracking because it uses heat, pressure, catalysts, and sometimes hydrogen to crack heavy hydrocarbon molecules into lighter ones. Complex refineries may have one or more types of crackers, including fluid catalytic cracking units and hydrocracking/hydrocracker units.

Alkylation makes gasoline components by combining some of the gaseous byproducts of cracking. The process, which essentially is cracking in reverse, takes place in a series of large, horizontal vessels and tall, skinny towers.

Reforming uses heat, moderate pressure, and catalysts to turn naphtha, a light, relatively low-value fraction, into high-octane gasoline components.

Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (AMIL/)

268 If they are running at 90% capacity why are we having shortage?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (/jZjK)

269 If this is what it takes to wake people up, so be it.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:18 PM (/gpPe)

A little hunger goes a long way.

Posted by: clutch at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (9UmRs)

270 only reason I'm getting a gay vibe is that the perp was in his underwear
Posted by: It's me donna
__

Let's ask the 'Rons.

'Ron, when was the last time you had another dude in his undies, both of y'all wielding a hammer, and it's odarkthirty?

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (/gpPe)

271 81 million votes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (1hhkP)

272 Bought tix to Les Miserables. I hope the seats are close enough to hear the people sing.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (fs1hN)

273 only reason I'm getting a gay vibe is that the perp was in his underwear
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)

He and his bestie, Gypsy Taub, were into nudism as well ass acid, shrooms, and Pali rights. He probably was not finished undressing. I'd check Pelosi's handy dandy burner phone for clues

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (Zzbjj)

274
On the Coleman single burner: Started right up. Kickin' out the btus. Need extra strokes to keep the pressure up, so a good work out. Made in the USA.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:31 PM


The box that my recently purchased two burner Coleman stove came in had prominently displayed on the front "Made in China".

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (y3pKJ)

275
I suspect Pelosi's assailant will plead down to misdemeanor battery in a 2-minute hearing and we'll never hear anything further about this. Am I being cynical?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (1Nxff)

276 Also, you have to keep the parts and tool kit around to run it on other fuels. Never had to swap parts out for multifuel operation, but it's apparently necessary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 05:46 PM (n+4am)

Different size orifice, IIRC. It fits in a small bag in the stove bag with a replacement seal kit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (yHsuS)

277 Multiple polls predict Netanyahu just shy of victory
4 different polls show Netanyahu's bloc of four parties winning 60 seats in Israel's parliament, as the Likud leader allied with far-right Religious Zionism group

And? Close is only good in HorseShoes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (Irn0L)

278 ust broke out my 30+ yr old MSR Whisperlite International last week. Used to carry it around in my buttpack back in the Army days. Love that little thing. Need to replace the seals on it though.

Also, you have to keep the parts and tool kit around to run it on other fuels. Never had to swap parts out for multifuel operation, but it's apparently necessary.

I read the reviews on the Whisperlite International and Coleman and the both stoves were rated highly. I'm not a backpacker, so lightness wasn't an issue. Buying the fuel bottles was, so I went with Coleman.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (6eRlp)

279 I thought that diesel, kerosene, heating oil, and jet fuel were all essentially the same thing.


Diesel and heating oil are essentially the same, but the others are not. The octane changes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (lTGtQ)

280 BREAKING NEWS: America faces diesel shortage, butch lesbians hardest hit.

Posted by: CppThis at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (UewuT)

281 I think jet fuel is 100+ octane. Maybe more. Diesel is far below that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (9qSw/)

282 @227

>>Dinty Moore Beef Stew, Hormel Chili last a long time. 5 years or more.

All of that is high in sodium and other stuff that would wreck havoc on my digestive system.

I'm going for a more stripped down, pure survival mode.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (up/3i)

283 A little hunger goes a long way.
Posted by: clutch
___

Takes the focus off navel-gazing, or wondering if you're in the wrong body.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (/gpPe)

284

its subtle, not sure the SF police picked up on that.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:48 PM (eoQWY)



The SF cops were probably wearing nothing more than their underwear too.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (CCf67)

285 Musk tweet : Ligma Johnson had it coming.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (JzJvm)


Musk gets some love from me because he makes me laugh once in a while.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (xhaym)

286 'Ron, when was the last time you had another dude in his undies, both of y'all wielding a hammer, and it's odarkthirty?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM


Inside or outside the wire?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (a3Q+t)

287 >> DePape in his underwear. Wonder what Pelosi was wearing?


A fecal encrusted Trojan.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (NP6dc)

288 Off topic but Pelosi story getting weirder. Assailant was wearing underwear.


Maybe he was trying to terminate Nancy's command with extreme prejudice?

Posted by: Captain Benjamin L. Willard, USA at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (gmo/4)

289 My aircraft carrier USS America could burn a million gallons of diesel a day if the thing was romping. Heard it got 39inches a gallon.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (s+FHf)

290 262 So, DePape in his underwear. Wonder what Pelosi was wearing?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)



Nancy's sexiest negligée. The one she usually wears when she visits The Squad.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (sAmhv)

291 He and his bestie, Gypsy Taub, were into nudism as well ass acid, shrooms, and Pali rights. He probably was not finished undressing. I'd check Pelosi's handy dandy burner phone for clues
Posted by: CN
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I was about to ask wth is 'ass acid', then realized, typo.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (/gpPe)

292 'Ron, when was the last time you had another dude in his undies, both of y'all wielding a hammer, and it's odarkthirty?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (/gpPe

Well, I'm not gay so...never?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (9qSw/)

293 You don't even have to have these man-made disasters (due to incompetence) ready to happen. It often happens naturally. Although, compound it with the elites utter incompetence, I shudder for what could be...

Recently in Idaho, right around Christmas, there was a large snowfall. I go into the grocery store around Dec. 29 and there are so many empty bins all around the store. Fresh vegetables & fruits, but also all around the store shelves. The heavy snow, combined with the heavy demand of the holiday, caused the inability for shelves to be restocked.

It's a fragile balance in grocery stores on most items, and anyone stocking up on items right now are not peppers...they're realists.

Posted by: ID Gent at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (5USjZ)

294 I burn diesel in my kerosene heater in the barn. Works fine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (C35Jn)

295 The 1st rule of Gay Fight Club is....

"use your nails, boys!"
--Paul Lynde

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (Ivdso)

296 It was Paul Pelosi, in the gourmet kitchen, with the hammer.

Like a fucking board game.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (lIWP8)

297 On the Coleman single burner: Started right up. Kickin' out the btus. Need extra strokes to keep the pressure up, so a good work out. Made in the USA.

Posted by: mrp


I bought an adapter back in the day that allowed you to put a CO2 unit for a pellet gun in it. It used the pressure in the co2 unit to replace the pumping up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (G7Xz7)

298 If they are running at 90% capacity why are we having shortage?

Posted by: Braenyard



Demand is higher than output. 90% is about all you can get, with shift changes and bottlenecks. They are running flat out and it isn't enough.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (lTGtQ)

299 291. Well that is a real alternative, you know, but it was a typo.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (Zzbjj)

300 It's only gay if your hammers touch.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (C35Jn)

301 I bought 2 containers of those survival food pails. Should last the winter if I eat just a little bit each day. I bet the companies making those emergency rations are selling out. I had a long wait to get what I have now.

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (zJY/j)

302 Wait, one thing I want to know: What was Paul Pelosi wearing?

The attacker was in underwear and Paul was...naked?

Has this been reported?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (llXky)

303 DePape in his underwear. Wonder what Pelosi was wearing?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
___

I love you, sharon.
I do.

But you are just wrong there.
There are just some places a mind should not go.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (/gpPe)

304 And? Close is only good in HorseShoes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Nuclear Weapons at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (a3Q+t)

305 I really doubt it even went down that way. I don't see any reason for the Saudis to even pretend agree. I figure its more likely they said no and our diplo-idiots decided to announce an agreement and hope the Saudis would be afraid to cross them.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

ne thing I read is that the Saudi's had pretty much settled on a 100,000 bopd cut in production, which was mostly symbolic, to signal the markets. When Ron Klain and the others on Team Biden heard that, they blew up becasue they thought they had this "secret deal" and the started publicly calling the Saudi's liars who cant be trusted. Prince Salman did a DeNiro and said "You talkin' to ME? You talkin' to ME?" and then said "ok we were gonna cut 100,000, but now how does a cut of 2,000,000 sound to ya, dickhead?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (trdmm)

306 On the plus side, our military facilities in Europe will be saving fuel.

https://tinyurl.com/yuzp2vjj

Yup, military, and military families will be having a cold and dark winter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (uLr+K)

307 "As a result of several U.S. refinery closures in 2020, U.S. operable atmospheric crude oil distillation capacity, the primary measure of refinery capacity in the United States, dropped 4.5% to a total of 18.1 million barrels per calendar day (b/cd) at the start of 2021.

The end-of-year 2020 total is 0.8 million b/cd less than the 19.0 million b/cd of refining capacity at the start of 2020."
www.eia.gov/todayinenergy/detail.php?id=48636

Cat, you need to quit making up shit.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (/jZjK)

308 *flees*

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (/gpPe)

309 Garrett, could you wait til after dinner before posting comments like that?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (Y+l9t)

310 Well, I'm not gay so...never?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (9qSw/)

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (Irn0L)

311 I think jet fuel is 100+ octane.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (9qSw/)

Jet fuel is pretty much kerosene.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (XIJ/X)

312 277 Multiple polls predict Netanyahu just shy of victory
4 different polls show Netanyahu's bloc of four parties winning 60 seats in Israel's parliament, as the Likud leader allied with far-right Religious Zionism group

And? Close is only good in HorseShoes.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (Irn0L)

Do the coalition members tend to outperform their polls?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (eYoxG)

313 I'm going for a more stripped down, pure survival mode.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (up/3i)


Sufficient guns and ammunition coupled with the strength of will necessary to use them can ensure a comfortable survival.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

314 You want a piece of me? Well, do ya?!

Posted by: Bald Peen Hammer at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (geVLo)

315 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (JzJvm)

316 310 Well, I'm not gay so...never?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (9qSw/)

LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (Irn0L)

lets ask Garrett

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (bs+z0)

317
Different size orifice, IIRC. It fits in a small bag in the stove bag with a replacement seal kit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur


Yup. And of course, my parts kit is long disappeared. Also found that one of my spare fuel bottles is still full of white gas from 1991 when I last used it.

I have about 4 other stoves of various types and fuels, so I'm not too worried.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (n+4am)

318 SMH, love you too. Rethought my comment after I saw Garrett's.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (Y+l9t)

319 Demand is higher than output. 90% is about all you can get, with shift changes and bottlenecks. They are running flat out and it isn't enough.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (lTGtQ)
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Large-scale operations are rarely at full capacity.

Often you can "surge" for a short time, but then maintenance and other issues kick in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (llXky)

320 WaPo today:

EPA closed a refinery that rained oil. Now it’s a ‘ticking time bomb.’
The plant is at risk of a fire, explosion or other ‘catastrophic release’ of hazardous substances, the Environmental Protection Agency said this week By Maxine Joselow


Tick, tick, tick.

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (NIYa7)

321 I bought 2 containers of those survival food pails. Should last the winter if I eat just a little bit each day. I bet the companies making those emergency rations are selling out. I had a long wait to get what I have now.

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2022 05:53 PM (zJY/j)

Try pricing #10 cans of Mountain House. What was $30ish Trump years is now $50ish+. If you can even get it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (yHsuS)

322 298 If they are running at 90% capacity why are we having shortage?

Posted by: Braenyard

Demand is higher than output. 90% is about all you can get, with shift changes and bottlenecks. They are running flat out and it isn't enough.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (lTGtQ)

and surprise surprise, the people running the refineries have been saying for years "we don't have enough capacity, there's gonna be huge problems soon because you won't let us add any capacity."

They got the same reaction that Trump did when he told the Germans they were idiots for relying completely on Russian energy supplies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (trdmm)

323 You opened the door, Sharon.

I just stepped through.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (NP6dc)

324 next year, Pelosi will use this to quash subpoena from new J/6 committee

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (us2H3)

325 You want a piece of me? Well, do ya?!
Posted by: Bald Peen Hammer at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (geVLo)

Helmet head?

Posted by: Hugh Glans at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (4I/2K)

326 Well, I'm not gay so...never?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM (9qSw/)
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So what you're saying, is that there's no non-gay reason that two dudes in their undies are wielding hammers at odarkthirty?

I'm just gonna assume undies...because the alternatives are much more disturbing.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (/gpPe)

327 The most widely used conversion method is called cracking because it uses heat, pressure, catalysts, and sometimes hydrogen to crack heavy hydrocarbon molecules into lighter ones. Complex refineries may have one or more types of crackers, including fluid catalytic cracking units and hydrocracking/hydrocracker units.

THAT'S HOT!

Posted by: Refinery Fucker at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (6YNFT)

328 So, does anyone else think that all of these "convenient" Paul Pelosi stories are being fed to the media because Gan-Gan knows that the House is going to flip and she will no longer be the Speaker?

She isn't going to take being in the minority at her age - she knows that without The Gavel in hand, she will lose all influence in political circles. She knows that she will be shipped off to The Vineyard come January, and she doesn't want to deal with the doddering fool currently living in her house.

All of these stories are coming out now so that when Paul gets shipped off to the Old Folks Home, everyone one will nod and say, "Of course".

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (SRRAx)

329 298 If they are running at 90% capacity why are we having shortage?

Posted by: Braenyard

Demand is higher than output. 90% is about all you can get, with shift changes and bottlenecks. They are running flat out and it isn't enough.

======

The open refineries are running at 90%. All of the closed refineries are running at 0%. And there's a lot of them.

Posted by: sharksauce at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (vted1)

330 WaPo today:

EPA closed a refinery that rained oil. Now it’s a ‘ticking time bomb.’
The plant is at risk of a fire, explosion or other ‘catastrophic release’ of hazardous substances, the Environmental Protection Agency said this week By Maxine Joselow


Tick, tick, tick.
Posted by: Lola


How convenient.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (G7Xz7)

331 Just out of curiosity, has Nancy deigned to go back and check on her husband?

Not that it really matters, but if this were an R administration, that involves the family of the third most powerful person around, the media would be all over every sordid aspect of this like a cheap suit.

Posted by: RM at October 28, 2022 05:57 PM (0eYOS)

332 SMH, love you too. Rethought my comment after I saw Garrett's.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (Y+l9t)
___

LOL

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:57 PM (/gpPe)

333 A little hunger goes a long way.
Posted by: clutch

Takes the focus off navel-gazing, or wondering if you're in the wrong body.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:50 PM (/gpPe)

Priorities.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:57 PM (yHsuS)

334 Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (G7Xz7)
___

They're gonna shut it all down.

One refinery at a time.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (/gpPe)

335 So what you're saying, is that there's no non-gay reason that two dudes in their undies are wielding hammers at odarkthirty?

I'm just gonna assume undies...because the alternatives are much more disturbing.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (/gpPe)
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The accounts claim the attacker was in undies. Paul's attire is unreported so far as I know.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (llXky)

336 The neat part is to remember that we were in the best economy in 50 years two years ago, even after the government had shut down businesses to oust Trump.

And Biden was allowed to reopen everything and save the day, and instead they intentionally broke it worse. On purpose.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (/7Vl+)

337 WaPo today:

EPA closed a refinery that rained oil. Now it’s a ‘ticking time bomb.’
The plant is at risk of a fire, explosion or other ‘catastrophic release’ of hazardous substances, the Environmental Protection Agency said this week By Maxine Joselow

Tick, tick, tick.
Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 05:55 PM (NIYa7)


Joe Biden got cancer from that. He said so himself.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (AiZBA)

338 When the police walked in, Pelosi and the underwear vagrant were engaged in hand-to-gland combat. The hammer story is a ruse.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (C35Jn)

339 I thought that diesel, kerosene, heating oil, and jet fuel were all essentially the same thing.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Approximately. Kerosene is lighter than diesel, if you're just using those terms. Jet fuel is kerosene, heating oil is diesel.

But, kerosene is sometimes called "#1 diesel." Diesel fuel for trucks can be just #2, a blend of both, or just #1. Closer to pure #1 for cold weather since it ignites easier and has lower viscosity, and closer to pure #2 for normal use since it's cheaper to make.

Posted by: mikeski at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (P1f+c)

340 So what you're saying, is that there's no non-gay reason that two dudes in their undies are wielding hammers at odarkthirty?

I'm just gonna assume undies...because the alternatives are much more disturbing.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:56 PM (/gpPe)

What I'm saying is if two dudes are facing each other down, in their undies, holding hammers at Odarkthirty, it's because their fighting over who has to bite the pillow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (9qSw/)

341 315 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (JzJvm)

it was stupid of them to have ever done it. Who buys a car because they saw some ad on Twitter?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (trdmm)

342
If they are running at 90% capacity why are we having shortage?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM


I used to be dependent on the paper making industry for my livelihood. They were always running between 95% and 100% of capacity. Anything under that and there were price hikes and shortages and quotas. Some industries are just unbelievably efficient... until they aren't. JoeBama throwing a wrench into the system is not a good idea for anyone with skin in the game.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (y3pKJ)

343 only reason I'm getting a gay vibe is that the perp was in his underwear

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (bs+z0)


Well, he IS a nudist. Sounds like he overdressed for the occasion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (JOtiF)

344 "I think jet fuel is 100+ octane. "

Gasoline for reciprocating piston aircraft engines is 100 octane, low lead ( I believe).

Jet fuel (JP-5, DFM, etc) is pretty much very pure kerosene cousins.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (uLr+K)

345 'Ron, when was the last time you had another dude in his undies, both of y'all wielding a hammer, and it's odarkthirty?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM

Under weigh?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (yHsuS)

346
Crude refinery products conversion:
After distillation, heavy, lower-value distillation fractions can be processed further into lighter, higher-value products such as gasoline.
The most widely used conversion method is called cracking because it uses heat, pressure, catalysts, and sometimes hydrogen to crack heavy hydrocarbon molecules into lighter ones. Complex refineries may have one or more types of crackers, including fluid catalytic cracking units and hydrocracking/hydrocracker units.

Alkylation makes gasoline components by combining some of the gaseous byproducts of cracking. The process, which essentially is cracking in reverse, takes place in a series of large, horizontal vessels and tall, skinny towers.

Reforming uses heat, moderate pressure, and catalysts to turn naphtha, a light, relatively low-value fraction, into high-octane gasoline components.
Posted by: Gref

****
No leftist is intelligent or industrious enough to accomplish all that cracking even if they were given oil.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (s+FHf)

347 The accounts claim the attacker was in undies. Paul's attire is unreported so far as I know.

-

Paul's friend was allowed into the gated community, and security allowed him into the home.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (/7Vl+)

348 331 Just out of curiosity, has Nancy deigned to go back and check on her husband?

atm, she's working on getting her boyfriend out of jail

Posted by: REDACTED at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (us2H3)

349 341 315 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 28, 2022 05:54 PM (JzJvm)

it was stupid of them to have ever done it. Who buys a car because they saw some ad on Twitter?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (trdmm)

Probably not too many people make spontaneous car purchases, but people on Twitter who are planning to buy or need to buy a car might just buy whatever they see on Twitter.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (eYoxG)

350 What I'm saying is if two dudes are facing each other down, in their undies, holding hammers at Odarkthirty, it's because their fighting over who has to bite the pillow.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
__

lmao

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (/gpPe)

351 Try pricing #10 cans of Mountain House. What was $30ish Trump years is now $50ish+. If you can even get it.
Posted by: Comrade flounder


You can't even get around Auguson Farms, Rainy Day Farms or Mountain House right now. Best bet is Kerr or Ball Mason Jars & bulk foods from Sam's. Rice, beans, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (G7Xz7)

352 it was stupid of them to have ever done it. Who buys a car because they saw some ad on Twitter?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (trdmm)

There are ads on Twitter?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 06:00 PM (yHsuS)

353 NOTHING moves without diesel fuel.

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 06:00 PM (/RDPd)

354 The box that my recently purchased two burner Coleman stove came in had prominently displayed on the front "Made in China". Divide By Zero.

The Coleman Model 533 single-burner stove I purchased is clearly labeled "MADE IN USA" and is stamped on the bottom with "WICHITA KANSAS USA" "05 22". The multi-burner camp stoves IIRC, are made in China. I have a US-made Model 413G big stove that was made in the '70s that I sent to Coleman Service for repair. I might see it by the end of the year.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2022 06:00 PM (6eRlp)

355 259 I'm guessing Nancy's marriage has been a sham for years and she's known all about Paul's stepping out on the wild side.

I'm also guessing he's picked up plenty of young men in his coke Porsche express.

Probably hear from a few of them soon as people start to realize the Speaker's husband really enjoys her gavel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:47 PM (9qSw/)

That explains why his accident went out of the press so quickly - perhaps it wasn't a young woman in the car in the first place...

Posted by: Moki at October 28, 2022 06:00 PM (JrN/x)

356 Mountain House is one of the brands I bought. Took about 2 months to get it. Don't off hand know what I paid, but it wasn't cheap. I have another bucket from somewhere else that I bought maybe 2 years ago, I'd have to look to see the brand.....

Posted by: Colin at October 28, 2022 06:00 PM (zJY/j)

357
What I'm saying is if two dudes are facing each other down, in their undies, holding hammers at Odarkthirty, it's because their fighting over who has to bite the pillow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 05:58 PM (9qSw/)
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Unless there's a chick nearby, you are correct.

Although, I can see a scenario where Mrs. French and Paolo are getting busy and David French is called into to hammer the headboard back into alignment because that squeak is really getting annoying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (llXky)

358

What's all this talk about Bald Peeners? Arent all peeners bald? Lets face it, if ya got hair on your glans, ya got a problem!

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (6YNFT)

359 172 Mush just tweeted: Ligma Johnson had it coming 🍆 💦
Posted by: Candidus at October 28, 2022 05:39 PM (LtKhO)


I think he spelled "coming" wrong....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (SRRAx)

360 Best bet is Kerr or Ball Mason Jars & bulk foods from Sam's. Rice, beans, etc.
Posted by: rickb223
___

Food sealers, dehydrators, canning supplies, etc.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (/gpPe)

361 Jessie Watters show will be doing a "deep dive" into the Paul Pelosi story tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (NpAcC)

362 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase.

-

Nope, not political at all.

They are probably upset that people can now point out all the problems with EVs and GMs pro-china / anti America EV plans.

And probably worried about the part where people mention that the GM CEO was HR prior to CEO.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (/7Vl+)

363 It's Hammer versus Hammer in the Rocktober Rocktagon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (63Dwl)

364 > Clearly, the same hammer because the suspect yanked it away from Pelosi.

Well, assuming there are two hammers for argument's sake, it's possible nekkid homeless dude yanked Pelosi's hammer away. Now he has two hammers.

I'm assuming there's only one, because the odds of both a rich old dude hanging at home and a nekkid homeless dude breaking into houses bringing a hammer to an unplanned event seems low to me.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (eyxn4)

365 This Pelosi story has given me an idea for a Halloween Costume.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (NP6dc)

366 No diesel
Fentanyl
WhuFlu

China needs farmland and we are the source!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (BRHaw)

367 Probably not too many people make spontaneous car purchases, but people on Twitter who are planning to buy or need to buy a car might just buy whatever they see on Twitter.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (eYoxG)
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They can't afford cars, they're shut-ins who live on Twitter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (llXky)

368 Lead should be another commodity soon to running out, I take it it's not mined in the US anymore

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (xhxe8)

369 351

You can't even get around Auguson Farms, Rainy Day Farms or Mountain House right now. Best bet is Kerr or Ball Mason Jars & bulk foods from Sam's. Rice, beans, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 05:59 PM (G7Xz7)

You got it. Buy bulk. If you have an Amish store anwhere nearby, they will fix you up. Or some variation thereof.

Posted by: kraken at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (Vr12I)

370 This Pelosi story has given me an idea for a Halloween Costume.
Posted by: garrett
___

Like I said before, there are just some places a mind shouldn't go.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (/gpPe)

371 Cracking towers are arguably some of the most amazing pieces of huge tech that have ever been built. Crude oil goes in, all these amazing products come out, but if it isn't maintained and operated very carefully the result will be a mushroom cloud.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (trdmm)

372 @204. No, box wine. Wine shortage = violent insurrection.

Well, I'll be... You're absolutely right because it's the choice for Federal conferences!

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (NIYa7)

373 Just out of curiosity, has Nancy deigned to go back and check on her husband?

Not that it really matters, but if this were an R administration, that involves the family of the third most powerful person around, the media would be all over every sordid aspect of this like a cheap suit.
Posted by: RM at October 28, 2022 05:57 PM (0eYOS

She is probably flying back on a military gulf stream drinking bubbly and eating steak and lobster.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (4+bFW)

374 Lead should be another commodity soon to running out, I take it it's not mined in the US anymore
Posted by: Skip
___

I don't think so.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (/gpPe)

375 Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2022 05:49 PM (AMIL/)

Sounds like you can fix a refinery...

How come you couldn't fix my AR-10?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (XIJ/X)

376 Jessie Watters show will be doing a "deep dive" into the Paul Pelosi story tonight.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (NpAcC)
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Wear a condom and make sure your shots are up to date!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (llXky)

377 So at around 6 bucks a gallon USA shuts down.

I am thinking Dec 15th.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (BRHaw)

378 Although, I can see a scenario where Mrs. French and Paolo are getting busy and David French is called into to hammer the headboard back into alignment because that squeak is really getting annoying.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:01 PM (llXky)


Ah, yes. And Paola assumes it's an attack and grabs his own hammer! Yes, I can see this happening.

Does French just fix the headboard and leave or does he stay and watch from the corner?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (6VKyY)

379 I'm assuming there's only one, because the odds of both a rich old dude hanging at home and a nekkid homeless dude breaking into houses bringing a hammer to an unplanned event seems low to me.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 06:02 PM (eyxn4)



The invitation might have said BYOH.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (C35Jn)

380 No diesel. National crisis.

Suspend elections because the truckloads of Democrat votes can't get through.

Bet on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 28, 2022 06:04 PM (BFigT)

381 175 I wonder if it was a ballpeen hammer. Maybe the guy was just trying to get answers from Pelosi. Was there a concrete floor by any chance?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Actually, it just might have been a peening hammer or a planishing hammer. You know, for making things larger by beating on it.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:04 PM (CXr4y)

382 Try pricing #10 cans of Mountain House. What was $30ish Trump years is now $50ish+. If you can even get it.

-

A guy was complaining at the grocery store the other day to me.

"today's good bargain sale price was the high everyday normal price when Trump was in office"

It was a good observation.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:04 PM (/7Vl+)

383 Cracking towers are arguably some of the most amazing pieces of huge tech that have ever been built. Crude oil goes in, all these amazing products come out, but if it isn't maintained and operated very carefully the result will be a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:04 PM (/gpPe)

384 Update on Paul Pelosi attack: Suspect David DePape was in his underwear when police arrived, authorities have found a manifesto on social media involving conspiracy theories, anti-gov COVID beliefs. He also had list of other politicians he planned to target, sources tell me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (BRHaw)

385 How come you couldn't fix my AR-10?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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What problem are you having with it?

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (CXr4y)

386 "today's good bargain sale price was the high everyday normal price when Trump was in office"
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Boy, is he going to freak the hell out come January.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (/gpPe)

387 All of these stories are coming out now so that when Paul gets shipped off to the Old Folks Home, everyone one will nod and say, "Of course".
Posted by: Teresa



Or...we'll all be saying 'Paul Pelosi didn't kill himself' at some very near point in the future.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (sAmhv)

388 @336

>>On purpose.

And it's well within their power to turn this around in an instant with two policy changes.

1. Move to end the Ukraine/Russian War.

2. End their hostility to fossil fuels and work with petroleum companies instead of vilifying them.

Those two simple things would go along way to reducing inflation and creating better economic conditions.

Of course this will never happen because maniacs and psychopaths are in charge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (up/3i)

389 Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:04 PM (CXr4y)

O/T...got a source for an Arisaka Type 99 bolt?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (XIJ/X)

390 The Oz Campaign is playing the PA Senate Debate on repeat outside the PA Democratic Party fundraiser in Philadelphia tonight with President Biden and VP Harris.

Fun!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (Y+l9t)

391 What problem are you having with it?

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (CXr4y)

PEBKAC.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (yHsuS)

392 Ball peen? Framers?

What kind of hammer?

I hope it's not that gay tiny hammer they sell in the quikmart

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (6VKyY)

393 Nude except for the MAGA hat.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (/7Vl+)

394 Cracking towers are arguably some of the most amazing pieces of huge tech that have ever been built. Crude oil goes in, all these amazing products come out, but if it isn't maintained and operated very carefully the result will be a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 06:03

Had many a scare at the oil refinery I worked in to pay for college. Was on the fire crew for a short while, talk about sweating bullets.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (4+bFW)

395 Oh.... just saw this... so has anyone talked about how TWO different Railroad unions have rejected the 'Biden Admin' contract offer?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:06 PM (oHd/0)

396 My firm served a lawsuit against Paul Pelosi one time in SF after attempting to serve at other residences—Napa, Georgetown. They weren’t home, but staff were, & multiple law enforcement officers were on the perimeter. Break-in is odd given this level of security.

ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:06 PM (BRHaw)

397 So at around 6 bucks a gallon USA shuts down.

I am thinking Dec 15th.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Give or take two weeks.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:06 PM (/gpPe)

398 Does French just fix the headboard and leave or does he stay and watch from the corner?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM (6VKyY)
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The Paolo, he work only for the female audience. Senor French, he has his shed of the cuck.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 28, 2022 06:06 PM (llXky)

399
I burn diesel in my kerosene heater in the barn. Works fine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM


I tried burning off some excess home heating oil (pretty much diesel) in a kerosene heater in one room of my house. Black cobwebs everywhere within days. Maybe with the high ceiling height of a barn you'll never notice.

Just sayin' - it's doable but it's not very clean.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 06:06 PM (y3pKJ)

400 when you compare the response to a crime on the elite compared to a crime on everyday folk

well, it's disturbing


Consider this: It was a Sargent and two beat cops that responded. I'm guessing the local police know damn well not to show up to Queen Bitch's house uninvited. So when a "welfare check" call came in, they decided to cover their ass by bringing a Sergeant along.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (eyxn4)

401 315 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase
--

If I recall correctly, the CEO is true and blue Lefty.

Posted by: WisRich at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (AmFvJ)

402 384 Update on Paul Pelosi attack: Suspect David DePape was in his underwear when police arrived, authorities have found a manifesto on social media involving conspiracy theories, anti-gov COVID beliefs. He also had list of other politicians he planned to target, sources tell me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (BRHaw)

Yes, an assassin carefully plans his attack.

Let's see. Underwear? Check.

Hammer? Check.

Ok, I'm good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (6VKyY)

403 "GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase."

Because if there’s one thing Twitter users have been begging to get, it's more ads.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (lIWP8)

404 Sergeant.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (/gpPe)

405 today's good bargain sale price was the high everyday normal price when Trump was in office"
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Boy, is he going to freak the hell out come January.
Posted by: SMH

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Yeah, but he got me looking and he's right. Bacon is on sale for $7, which was the normal price when Trump was removed. Lots of other items are similar.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (/7Vl+)

406 What problem are you having with it?

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (CXr4y)

Shell got caught on the bolt face and wouldn't eject. Then I made it worse by closing the bolt to straighten out the shell.

It's fixed now, and it was sort of fun trying to figure out what was going on. Gref was there trying to help out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (XIJ/X)

407 Those two simple things would go along way to reducing inflation and creating better economic conditions.

Of course this will never happen because maniacs and psychopaths are in charge.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (up/3i)

Fact is that all the oil exploration investment capital has gone overseas... and NOT to Russia... why invest in US energy, when the Bitem Admin is saying they are going to essentially outlaw it?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (oHd/0)

408 This Pelosi story has given me an idea for a Halloween Costume.
Posted by: garrett


I am NOT running around in a thong swinging a hammer.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (G7Xz7)

409 384 Update on Paul Pelosi attack: Suspect David DePape was in his underwear when police arrived, authorities have found a manifesto on social media involving conspiracy theories, anti-gov COVID beliefs. He also had list of other politicians he planned to target, sources tell me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (BRHaw)

They should have said he has a list and a manifesto now... it took a while to compile one

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (bs+z0)

410 @384

>>Update on Paul Pelosi attack:

Yeah, he was an MKUltra sleeper that was awakened.

Or Alternatively..

Everything is an Op.
Everything is bullsh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (up/3i)

411 I just noticed I put two different spellings for Sargent in the same comment. I'm special.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (eyxn4)

412 Survival Lilly (in Austria) talking about people there cutting firewood:

https://youtu.be/gEIm47oY3Bw

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (5HBd1)

413 I wonder how many more conglomerates are gonna flounce off Twitter?

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (/gpPe)

414 389 Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:04 PM (CXr4y)

O/T...got a source for an Arisaka Type 99 bolt?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Try Apex Gun parts in CO or Liberty Tree Collectors (pricier option), you can also find some but pricey on Ebay. Do you just need the bolt or the complete bolt? Complete bolts go upwards of about $150 or so nowadays. What to watch for in a T99 or T38 bare bolt though is fitting the safety knob as some will not hold the cocking piece on the firing pin.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (CXr4y)

415 I just noticed I put two different spellings for Sargent in the same comment. I'm special.
Posted by: bonhomme
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lol
Notice that too.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (/gpPe)

416 353 NOTHING moves without diesel fuel.
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 06:00 PM (/RDPd)

Trucks, trains, towboats, tugboats, all run on diesel. Heck, even UP 4014 (the Big Boy locomotive) runs on oil, since her restoration to service.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (qyH+l)

417 Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 05:40 PM (y3pKJ)

What is your hot water backup heating system, if you don't mind me asking?

Posted by: clutch at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (9UmRs)

418 Fetterman's wife says swimming is racist.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (s+FHf)

419 Let's see. Underwear? Check.

Hammer? Check.

Ok, I'm good.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:07 PM (6VKyY)

/nod in agreement...

He was going to profit from his actions...

Posted by: Underpants Gnomes.... at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (oHd/0)

420 Survival Lilly (in Austria) talking about people there cutting firewood:

https://youtu.be/gEIm47oY3Bw
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (5HBd1)
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Thanks, Notsothoeau.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (/gpPe)

421 413 I wonder how many more conglomerates are gonna flounce off Twitter?
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (/gpPe)

A few, I'm sure.

Just more room for MyPillow and Gold ads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (6VKyY)

422 In fairness, it is suspicious that somebody forgot to lock the back door and that there was a trail of meth rocks and taco bell from the street to the door

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (Mtn20)

423 >> Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM

Vijaya Gadde will ban you.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (t3Itw)

424 Just sayin' - it's doable but it's not very clean.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 06:06 PM (y3pKJ)



Mine quits smoking when it gets hot so I start the flame on a half cup of K1 and then fill the tank with the diesel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (C35Jn)

425 Bacon on sale for $7? Damn.

I just bought a pound of bacon for $3.99 at Aldi.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (yFgCz)

426 Okay, I didn't realize that -- the amount we have on tap is only 25 days worth of diesel, assuming we make no more of it, which isn't true; we are making more of it.

But it's in very short supply and could run out. Just not in 25 days.


So a little bit like a lot of Americans' savings accounts. Lots of people have had to dip into their savings the last couple years to stay afloat the rising tide of inflation. And instead of having a nice comfortable 3-6 months safety net savings, it's only 25 days.

If suddenly these people were to stop making money -- lose their jobs -- then that 25 days of savings would become a crisis. But so long as people still have a steady income, they can replenish their savings.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (Do5/p)

427 Yes, an assassin carefully plans his attack.

Let's see. Underwear? Check.

Hammer? Check.

Ok, I'm good.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


You forgot the manifesto!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (pcb16)

428 Elon Musk@elonmusk 🌟

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (/jZjK)

429 Update on Paul Pelosi attack: Suspect David DePape was in his underwear when police arrived, authorities have found a manifesto on social media involving conspiracy theories, anti-gov COVID beliefs. He also had list of other politicians he planned to target, sources tell me.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yes, an assassin carefully plans his attack.
Let's see. Underwear? Check.
Hammer? Check.

Ok, I'm good.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Guy must be a real evil genius. Didn't manage to get past the first name on his list.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (Y+l9t)

430 I burn diesel in my kerosene heater in the barn. Works fine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 05:52 PM

I tried burning off some excess home heating oil (pretty much diesel) in a kerosene heater in one room of my house. Black cobwebs everywhere within days. Maybe with the high ceiling height of a barn you'll never notice.

Just sayin' - it's doable but it's not very clean.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Lowe's snd Home Depot sell a highly refined, clear kerosene that has almost zero smell and doesn't put out the soot. We burned close to 50 gallons last winter staying warm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (G7Xz7)

431 Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (CXr4y)

Complete bolt...it's for a friend. His father appropriated on a Pacific island awhile ago.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (XIJ/X)

432 Gotta love how the media always qualifies shit like this "lowest in 40 years". Yeah, 40 years ago we had a sane, lucid President who wouldn't develop dementia for another few years. Not one entering stage 5.

Sure, a competent admin. could take care of this in a week or two. So basically we're fucked. Stock up at the market now.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (zB/T/)

433 Fetterman's wife says swimming is racist.
Posted by: torabora
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So...

Those of us who can swim are racist against those who can't?

When did ability turn into skin color?

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (/gpPe)

434 >>>What's all this talk about Bald Peeners? Arent all peeners bald? Lets face it, if ya got hair on your glans, ya got a problem!

Posted by: Emily Litella

>Not assuming anything here, but a ball peen hammer is different from a claw hammer or roofing hammer. I'd just assume it's a play on words.

Posted by: Bald Peen Hammer at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (geVLo)

435 Appears Cruz said something other than praise for the Lump and now the Left is swarming, "resign!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (5EnGD)

436 In fairness, it is suspicious that somebody forgot to lock the back door and that there was a trail of meth rocks and taco bell from the street to the door

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM (Mtn20)
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White sock on the door handle.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (llXky)

437
You forgot the manifesto!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (pcb16)

And the list of endangered Democrats running for office on his hit list

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

438 @423

>>Vijaya Gadde will ban you.

Well, she's out at Twitter but is going to be alright, her compensation was 20 million a year.

America, What a Country!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (up/3i)

439 NOTHING moves without diesel fuel.
Posted by: Eromero

Bowels !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 06:11 PM (T4tVD)

440 Update on Paul Pelosi attack: Suspect David DePape was in his underwear when police arrived, authorities have found a manifesto on social media involving conspiracy theories, anti-gov COVID beliefs. He also had list of other politicians he planned to target, sources tell me.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:05 PM (BRHaw)


Did I call that one earlier or not? I should win a prize of some sort. Like a pack of Ace's hobo jerky from his personal stash.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at October 28, 2022 06:12 PM (zB/T/)

441 Shell got caught on the bolt face and wouldn't eject. Then I made it worse by closing the bolt to straighten out the shell.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Semi auto rifles don't screw up much but when they do it can be an issue. Might want to check your extractor and delicately soften the edges a bit more using a stone. Should feel like kitten teeth when finished. An ejector on the AR has more than enough spring power to hold a cartridge tight against the ejector and bolt face particularly if the cartridge head is dinged in some way.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:12 PM (CXr4y)

442 428 Elon Musk@elonmusk 🌟

Comedy is now legal on Twitter
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (/jZjK)


The Head Twit hath spoken... so let it be written (in very short statements), so let it be done...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:12 PM (oHd/0)

443 315 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase


Government Motors will do what their Master's tell them to do.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (sAmhv)

444 Fetterman's wife says swimming is racist.

Posted by: torabora

Oh No!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (Y+l9t)

445 am NOT running around in a thong swinging a hammer.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28
****
Tightly whiteys or boxers? Brand?
Some people might want to know. Just like make model year of hammer.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (s+FHf)

446 Over / Under on how soon, and IF, Musk restores Trump's account?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (oHd/0)

447 I tried burning off some excess home heating oil (pretty much diesel) in a kerosene heater in one room of my house. Black cobwebs everywhere within days. Maybe with the high ceiling height of a barn you'll never notice.

Just sayin' - it's doable but it's not very clean.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Kerosene is purer, and there is a specific grade for use in home heaters that is even purer and lower sulfur.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (pcb16)

448 75 Just to be clear, the spare stored capacity over daily production is three weeks worth. It is dropping, though some of that is export of diesel to Europe. If one or more refineries here can't get product or goes down, that is when the real problem comes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:28 PM (lTGtQ)


Reading elsewhere points to record levels of US fuel exports.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (8C7+r)

449 42 428 Elon Musk@elonmusk 🌟

Comedy is now legal on Twitter
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 06:10 PM (/jZjK)


The Head Twit hath spoken... so let it be written (in very short statements), so let it be done...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:12 PM (oHd

A flood of Biden memes inbound!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (6VKyY)

450 Guy must be a real evil genius. Didn't manage to get past the first name on his list.
Posted by: sharon
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The more I read of this, the more I laugh.

The left sure do love them some manifestos.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (/gpPe)

451 "Well, she's out at Twitter but is going to be alright, her compensation was 20 million a year. "

If I had been dragged out of my employer's office with that deal, I would have been crying too. Tears of joy

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (t3Itw)

452 Likewise, astonishingly, in a debate on Monday, Charlie Crist, Democratic candidate for governor of Florida, accused Ron DeSantis of being “the only governor in the history of Florida that’s ever shut down our schools.” “You’re the only governor in the history of Florida that shut down our businesses,” Crist went on, “I never did that as governor. You’re the one who’s the shutdown guy.”

In fact, as DeSantis pointed out, Crist had publicly sued DeSantis to keep kids out of school in 2020, and he wrote DeSantis a letter in July 2020 saying the entire state should still be in lockdown.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (BRHaw)

453 Let's ask the 'Rons.

'Ron, when was the last time you had another dude in his undies, both of y'all wielding a hammer, and it's odarkthirty?
Posted by: SMH

////

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (tQL7r)

454 Everything is an Op.
Everything is bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (up/3i)

Yep. His friends are total libs, pro-drugs, pro-Pali, pro-bama, thought Bush stole the election, super pro-gay and green nude eel..so of course it's an op. Trumpers making hemp bracelets? it's too absurd.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (Zzbjj)

455 Yep Fetterman's wife says people of color drown more because swimming is racist.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (s+FHf)

456 Over / Under on how soon, and IF, Musk restores Trump's account?
Posted by: Romeo13
___

#twoweeks

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (/gpPe)

457 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase


I'm fairness, Americans suspended buying gm cars thirty years ago because they are garbage

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (Mtn20)

458 They are trying hard to pin this Pelosi thing on the right....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (bs+z0)

459 The Head Twit hath spoken... so let it be written (in very short statements), so let it be done...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 28, 2022 06:12 PM (oHd/0)
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That's actually a big deal. Reporters are very thin-skinned and the reason why the censorship got started was not just to throttle stories, but shelter fragile reporters from criticism.

There is going to be a deterrent effect to Jake Tapper having to constantly block people and see himself getting shredded in mentions across the platform.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (llXky)

460 How come you couldn't fix my AR-10?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 06:03 PM

Good grief, CBD what did you do to it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (Wnv9h)

461 Everything is racist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (yFgCz)

462 The left sure do love them some manifestos.
Posted by: SMH

You just assumed the gender of the festo !

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2022 06:15 PM (T4tVD)

463 Water is racist, man!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:15 PM (6VKyY)

464 >>Update on Paul Pelosi attack: Suspect David DePape was in his underwear when police arrived, authorities have found a manifesto on social media involving conspiracy theories, anti-gov COVID beliefs. He also had list of other politicians he planned to target, sources tell me.

Sounds like we are getting close to a "This is a private matter and the Pelosi's ask privacy at this time" moment.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2022 06:15 PM (ZLI7S)

465 I feel bad for those in Europe without heat, however, they have their own leaders in which to address their grievances. I do not see where we need to suffer in solidarity and it won’t make anyone feel better when things stop. I swear to the heavens my autistic 11 year old could run the country better. At the very least she wouldn’t tell you she grew up Puerto Rican. Now that I think about it, her struggle with filtering really anything would make her quite the honest politician! 😂

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 06:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

466 Trump says he's going to stay on Truth Social.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (Y+l9t)

467 Where are the rest of hammer attacker's clothes?

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (s+FHf)

468 Cracking towers are arguably some of the most amazing pieces of huge tech that have ever been built. Crude oil goes in, all these amazing products come out, but if it isn't maintained and operated very carefully the result will be a mushroom cloud.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2022 06:03

The ChemE lab at college had a small cracking tower. The most affordable structure to cover the part of the tower that stuck up out of the building, but still meet code, was an elevator tower. On a one story building.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (qyH+l)

469 If I had been dragged out of my employer's office with that deal, I would have been crying too. Tears of joy

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (t3Itw)
---
It wasn't the money she loved, it was the power.

Besides, these nitwits will burn through that much cash in a year.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (llXky)

470 Kerosene is purer, and there is a specific grade for use in home heaters that is even purer and lower sulfur.
Posted by: Gentlemen


Klean Heat made by Klean Strip.

$13.76/gallon. Little to no smell. Home Depot.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (G7Xz7)

471 In fairness, with a wig this guy would be nancy pelosi's twin

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (Mtn20)

472 They are trying hard to pin this Pelosi thing on the right....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (bs+z0)
___

The only thing moar ridiculous than MAGA in Chitown is MAGA in Berkeley.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (/gpPe)

473 Fetterman's wife says swimming is racist.


-

Fettermans wife thinks black people are genetically, physically, or mentally incapable of swimming.

Same as Democrats for the last 150 years, so no big deal.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi for Senate at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (/7Vl+)

474 So (taunting the willow)

The ho is talking about CA buses. In CA they exempted government vehicles from CARB. This doesn't really apply to cars and stuff, but for school buses they leave a cloud of soot behind them wherever they go. It is stunning. Shocking. You have to see it to believe it. (I moved out years ago so maybe it has changed.)

Likewise, they protest about preserving ANWAR and the central valley from farms,.... and they dump their trash in a ring around the bottom of the bay in the salt marshes (which are now gone) and you can'e even see the bay for the piles of trash and the stink.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (pcb16)

475 427 Yes, an assassin carefully plans his attack.
---------------------

See Mikey Pence get bent out of shape over the horrible attack on Pelosi.

Maybe Mikey's worried about something in his closet.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (/jZjK)

476 465. EU is happy to freeze to save the planet. I doubt Ursula and her 7 kids will suffer much, though. Just the ones they want to get rid of.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (Zzbjj)

477 Amusingly, I just found the last issue of NR that I received when I didn't renew my subscription. Still in the plastic sleeve, unopened. June something, 2009.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (C35Jn)

478 Quick NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (llXky)

479
It wasn't the money she loved, it was the power.

Besides, these nitwits will burn through that much cash in a year.


Indeed, and now they, especially vajayjay, is radioactive, never have another job

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (Mtn20)

480 Just like make model year of hammer.
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM

Commie douche? Harbor Freight.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (Wnv9h)

481 Someone tell Trump he can do both.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (6VKyY)

482 Maybe Mikey's worried about something in his closet.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (/jZjK)

Kinky boots, tup-Pence has hammers and thongs?

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 06:17 PM (Zzbjj)

483 "Besides, these nitwits will burn through that much cash in a year."
It will be okay, all that cash will buy a lot of box wine and SSRIs.

Posted by: some guy out west at October 28, 2022 06:18 PM (t3Itw)

484 Torabora - she is fkin Brazilian

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2022 06:18 PM (xhxe8)

485 Fettermans wife thinks black people are genetically, physically, or mentally incapable of swimming.

Same as Democrats for the last 150 years, so no big deal.
___

*eyes Y5*

You're right.
I just don't listen.

Posted by: SMH at knowing how to swim while living in Hawai'i at October 28, 2022 06:18 PM (/gpPe)

486 I wonder where the price of propane is at. A lot of people up nort split a lot of wood last time those prices shot up.

Posted by: dartist at October 28, 2022 06:18 PM (9X/y4)

487 Phew. Just in time so I can go make dinner.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 06:19 PM (Y+l9t)

488 Keystone canned meats and Nutristore freeze dried food. Not cheap but has been available.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 28, 2022 06:19 PM (5HBd1)

489 the Pe;osi story reminds me of "As Good as it Gets"
when Greg Kinnear's gay prostitute has his friends beat up and rob Kinnear

Posted by: avi at October 28, 2022 06:19 PM (cBCwV)

490 ha

In accordance with past practice re great civil rights developments and great civil rights leaders, October should be designated Free Speech Month, and Oct. 28 should be Elon Musk Day. Celebrated as Sinko de Musko.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2022 06:19 PM (BRHaw)

491 431, CBD,
Have them go to Numrich aka gunparts corporation and look for Arisaka as a mfg (even though it isn't). I have just confirmed that they have bare bolts and then you have to buy the safety-firing pin combo and firing spring separately. The combo will run about $160 or so.

Numrich has a parts breakdown and schematic for most firearms including the T99. Doesn't matter much on quality for firing but there is a difference between early bolts and late so called last ditch bolts. The early bolt handles are plum shaped and the later ones are cylindrical. The early safeties have the stylized chrysanthemums on the back to help manage the safety, the last ditch do not. Fit and function are about the same but last ditch type parts are a bit cheaper.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:19 PM (CXr4y)

492
*eyes Y5*

You're right.
I just don't listen.
Posted by: S



That is not something I wrote so, not sure what you are saying

Posted by: Y5 at October 28, 2022 06:20 PM (Mtn20)

493 update on Pelosi attacks:

apparently the GOP are big meanies because they haven't all resigned because a democrat constituent did something

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 06:20 PM (MLrvz)

494 Klean Heat made by Klean Strip.

$13.76/gallon. Little to no smell. Home Depot.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2022 06:16 PM (G7Xz7)

When I was in upstate NY, we would get Kerosene at the local gas station for about $5/gallon. Last I got it here I had to go to a farm supply and it was about $7/gallon.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 28, 2022 06:20 PM (yHsuS)

495 Nude hits

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2022 06:20 PM (WtkHN)

496 You can buy from the Mormons too:

https://tinyurl.com/46ybp6d4

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at October 28, 2022 06:21 PM (5HBd1)

497 Notice nobody's saying Europe won't have heat it's just going to cost a lot more.

So they can deport their illegals and stop buying crap they don't need and stay warm affordabily.

Might pay a lot for diesel
Be glad they can get it

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:21 PM (s+FHf)

498 Europeans could keep their illegal aliens and pay more for heat and wear layers.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:22 PM (s+FHf)

499 When did ability turn into skin color?
Posted by: SMH

2008

Posted by: Assasouris Rex at October 28, 2022 06:23 PM (6YNFT)

500 464@JackStraw

This story is just fishy. Let me start by saying I hope Paul Pelosi does recover, these violent acts are disgusting. With that out of the way, how in hades was he able to break in through a sliding glass door without the layers of security noticing, or cameras that must be all over the place picking this up? It just doesn’t make any sense to me.

Also, why were there sliding glass doors and not French doors in this mansion? I guess that is a question that can wait for another time in which I reveal myself as a horrific door snob.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

501 apparently the GOP are big meanies because they haven't all resigned because a democrat constituent did something
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 28, 2022 06:20 PM (MLrvz)

He's a Canuck, so Trudeau should resign

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2022 06:23 PM (Zzbjj)

502 GM suspending ads on Twitter due to Musk purchase


Government Motors will do what their Master's tell them to do.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2022 06:13 PM (sAmhv)

Can replace them with Tesla ads.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:24 PM (eoQWY)

503
What is your hot water backup heating system, if you don't mind me asking?

Posted by: clutch at October 28, 2022 06:09 PM


Not at all. Imagine you're camping but you like a hot water shower and 2 1/2 gallons would work. Garden hose fittings. I still have to install everything but there's an almost 80 foot run from my furnace to the master bath. I think I can mothball the oil burning furnace for that purpose and get by with 2 1/2 gallons water at 130 degree off a 110 line on a GFI. Camping supplies might be the new reality under JoeBama. I've had the wife confirm that 104 degrees is her 'perfect' shower temp. Mine is virtually the same. So it might be a five minute shower. No chance of filling a bathtub, but new reality is new reality.

Amazon link to the one I've settled on:
https://tinyurl.com/5ebpdr6u

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 28, 2022 06:24 PM (y3pKJ)

504 Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:19 PM (CXr4y)

Cool...thanks!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2022 06:25 PM (XIJ/X)

505 Notice nobody's saying Europe won't have heat it's just going to cost a lot more.

So they can deport their illegals and stop buying crap they don't need and stay warm affordabily.

Might pay a lot for diesel
Be glad they can get it
Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 06:21 PM (s+FHf)

Oh, they won't have heat.

The lie for public consumption is that with industry shutting down for the winter, homes will have heat. What people will do for money next year with no jobs and no heat remains unsaid.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:25 PM (eoQWY)

506 Or Alternatively..

Everything is an Op.
Everything is bullsh*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 28, 2022 06:08 PM (up/3i)


Or guys walking around in the skivies in that neighborhood is...normal.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2022 06:25 PM (anj39)

507 @473. Oh, ho! Another stage show!

Take a look at www.ltgov.pa dot gov Residence Pool. Fetterman looks like a cult leader in the picture & wifey his enabler.

Anyway, he and family lived elsewhere where its attended exclusive school.

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 06:27 PM (NIYa7)

508 502 @oldcat

I hope the marketing team at Tesla is getting ready to crank out a funny ad about just this.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2022 06:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

509 ...where their kids attended exclusive school

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2022 06:27 PM (NIYa7)

510 Just underwear, right? Where did he carry his hammer again?

Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2022 06:30 PM (/RDPd)

511 There is going to be a deterrent effect to Jake Tapper having to constantly block people and see himself getting shredded in mentions across the platform.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2022 06:14 PM (llXky)

I think Musk has said that you will still be able to screen out people and not see them yourself. Others may still see them.



Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2022 06:30 PM (eoQWY)

512 it's possible nekkid homeless dude yanked Pelosi's hammer away. Now he has two hammers.


NOW I HAVE TWO HAMMERS.

HO-HO-HO


Posted by: John McClane at October 28, 2022 06:31 PM (gmo/4)

513 I just bought a flat of Kroger's house brand Basic Peanut Butter.

Two ingredients listed. Peanuts. Salt. (the peanuts supply their own Peanut Oil, natch.)

Gotta do some serious stirring to use it, but it's delicious, keeps well, not full of industrial chemicals and completely devoid of added sugars.

Strongly recommend.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2022 06:31 PM (e6UQI)

514 Yes, my village idiot's apprentice, if Diesel fuel inventory is low, so is Jet Fuel and also Home Heating Oil. All the same basic product.

Posted by: deadrody at October 28, 2022 06:31 PM (pZxfz)

515 "If we run out of diesel, the trucks stop running. Food stops being delivered from the heartland to the cities."

Relocate all suppliers to high ground, and all consumers to lowlands. Trucks can coast the cargo to its destinations. Zero emissions.

Posted by: Ride The Non-Operating Reefer With gp at October 28, 2022 06:37 PM (24fqN)

516 289 My aircraft carrier USS America could burn a million gallons of diesel a day if the thing was romping. Heard it got 39inches a gallon.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2022 05:51 PM (s+FHf)
----
Put like that it's funny!

Posted by: Ciampino - So fillerup cost quite a bit - on a credit card? at October 28, 2022 06:46 PM (qfLjt)

517 18 There is also a DEF shortage, which is required for all late model diesel vehicles. So, double whammy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 28, 2022 05:19 PM (lTGtQ)
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Not a diesel user so what is DEF ?

Posted by: Ciampino -- So fillerup cost quite a bit - on a credit card? at October 28, 2022 06:53 PM (qfLjt)

518 Not a diesel user so what is DEF ?
Posted by: Ciampino
-------------------
Derivative of Urea used to cut down on emissions for modern diesels.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 06:59 PM (CXr4y)

519 513 Jim,
Thanks for the heads up. Kroger in general has excellent generic store brands.

Posted by: whig at October 28, 2022 07:00 PM (CXr4y)

520 53 >>Trains run on Diesel too.

Seems inefficient when Mussolini had them running on Time as far back as the 30s.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2022 05:24 PM (NP6dc)
----
Yes but DST has made Time non-combustible.

Posted by: Ciampino - TWA800 was downed by terrorists on Clinton's watch at October 28, 2022 07:01 PM (qfLjt)

521 242 221 So, is Nancy flying home to be by her husband's bedside?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 28, 2022 05:43 PM (Y+l9t)

Is her broom gassed up or rechatged?

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Posted by: Victoria Foster at October 29, 2022 03:43 AM (oXhjV)

524 FWIW, Zero Hedge reported on the diesel shortage over a week ago.

Posted by: Hammer Dog at October 30, 2022 09:59 AM (7Ayyg)

525 Squirrels!

Posted by: Ciampino -- Don LeLime at October 30, 2022 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

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