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Biden Slurs His Way Through Pro-Abortion Speech, Announces That the First Casualty of Dobbs Was Jill Biden, and Concludes By... Apologizing to the Audience

His closing words: "Thank you, I'm sorry."

That sounds right!


President Biden stumbled through an abortion speech on Tuesday and closed by saying, "Thank you, I'm sorry."

Biden gave the speech on Tuesday during a "Restore Roe" rally held by the Democratic National Committee that was held at the Howard Theatre in Washington, D.C.

Biden, while trying to express his support for abortion rights and Roe v. Wade, said that he "pushed hard" for married couples in their bedroom.


"The right that I pushed hard, and it finally got changed, the married couples in the privacy of their bedroom, excuse me, I'm thinking about the Dobbs decision," Biden said during the speech.


During the speech, Biden also mispronounced Obergefell, when referencing Obergefell v. Hodges, the Supreme Court decision that required states to recognize and license same-sex marriages in 2015.

He also concluded the speech by telling the audience, "Thank you, I'm sorry."

He also announced that, due to the Dobbs decision, we lost the right to abortion, "starting in my house."

Starting in your house?

Who in your house is still fertile?


Joe Biden talks words like he rides bikes.

Biden confused the right to gay marriage with the right to abortion, which, in fairness, do share the similarity of not being rights.

"Thank you. I'm sorry."



He also said that his first order of business will be -- if he keeps Congress -- will be to "codify Roe."

"Codifying Roe" means making abortion until the moment of actual birth the law in every state.



Joe Biden will make legalizing abortion on demand his top priority if Democrats win control of Congress in November, a Democrat leader said Tuesday.

The first bill that Biden will advance will be one that "codifies Roe," the official told CNN. The president plans to make the promise in a speech Tuesday to the Democratic National Committee in Washington, D.C., as the midterm election approaches, according to the report.

"The first bill he will send to the next Congress will be to codify Roe -- and he will sign it around the 50th anniversary of the Roe decision," the Democratic official said.

Biden also will emphasize how "nearly half the states in the United States have either passed a ban on abortion or will shortly and in many states, abortion is already banned even in cases of rape and incest," the official said.

Democrats are banking on the abortion issue to win votes in November because their actions on the economy, crime, education and other issues have angered many Americans. But their pro-abortion position also is very extreme, and the bill to "codify Roe" would go much further than the overturned 1973 ruling.

Nicknamed the Abortion Without Limits Up to Birth Act, the legislation would force states to legalize the killing of unborn babies in abortions for basically any reason through all nine months of pregnancy.

The bill, which Democrats named the Women's Health Protection Act, also would end bans on sex-selection abortions and taxpayer-funded abortions as well as laws that protect women and girls, including parental consent for minors. It also would jeopardize legal protections for doctors and nurses who refuse to abort unborn babies.

Even CNN, a liberal news outlet, questioned how "politically effective" Biden's promise will be because the president and Democrats are doing so poorly in polls.

The White House staff refuses to name any limits on abortion that the Pedophile of the United States supports.

Karine the Dum-Dum also won't say.

Peter Doocy attempted to get an answer from Karine Jean-Pierre -- what is Biden's priority, abortion or inflation? She wouldn't answer.


Biden also refused to say which was more important. He says "multiple issues" are the most important.


He also asked Karine the Dum-Dum if Biden agreed with Stacy Abrams that a great way to beat the high cost of living was to abort your babies.


Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST SPONGE!

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 19, 2022 04:40 PM (53oGX)

2 I'll go nood now.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 19, 2022 04:41 PM (53oGX)

3 I nooded.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 19, 2022 04:41 PM (53oGX)

4 Rat Bastard can't stroke out fast enough for me

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2022 04:42 PM (xhxe8)

5 He literally is a Meat Puppet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2022 04:42 PM (oJb1g)

6 He fought for abortion in his own home, by impregnating his daughter I suspect.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 04:42 PM (Lzpvj)

7 Let me guess:

Joey's granddaughter Natalie aborted "Uncle Hunter's" baby.

Absolutely NOTHING would shock or surprise me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

8 What a broken old man.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 04:43 PM (VdGjU)

9 Is it too late for FJBs mom to get an abortion?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 19, 2022 04:43 PM (TiGPW)

10 7 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD!

//Han'tur Bai-dan

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (Lzpvj)

11 Ooolofred?? Wasn't that a character in a Willy Wonka story?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (r2KLL)

12 Absolutely NOTHING would shock or surprise me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Joe paid for it, but he made her reach into his front pocket for the money.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (TiGPW)

13 Maybe there's a fourteen year old Guatemalan girl who cleans the bathrooms of one of the Biden houses in Delaware.

Posted by: huerfano, stochastic commenter at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (dTFZY)

14 By the way, Ace.

Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

15 Starting in my house.

Who you sniffin', Joe? 'Cause I know she isn't old enough for that.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (dNNCD)

16 82 million votes

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (/6GbT)

17 When Karine claims not to have seen comments by other democrat leaders, she really means she doesn't have a cheat sheet for it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (F5ekr)

18 He also announced that, due to the Dobbs decision, we lost the right to abortion, "starting in my house."

Starting in your house?

Who in your house is still fertile?


Several young girls smuggled in as part of the human trafficking at the border.

Comet Pizza II

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (3hSHB)

19 I have purchased a new computer for the first time in a long time.

I am christening it by posting here.

Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (pwExq)

20 Joe Biden will make legalizing abortion on demand his top priority if Democrats win control of Congress in November, a Democrat leader said Tuesday.

Bullshit. They will cram something through between nov/jan.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (TiGPW)

21 Odds that Joe Bin has bad breath?

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (C7jzY)

22 14 By the way, Ace.

Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

"We can fundraise off this."
-F. Luntz

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (53oGX)

23 "thank you I'm sorry."

you should be. seppuku would be an acceptable apology

Posted by: brak at October 19, 2022 04:46 PM (j5Tg0)

24 11 Ooolofred?? Wasn't that a character in a Willy Wonka story?
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (r2KLL)

That's Charlie Crist's "fun time" name, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at October 19, 2022 04:46 PM (PiwSw)

25 if we don't have a landslide changing of the guard in Congress then I'm back to being on the DIVORCE wagon. This election is the last attempt at marriage counseling.

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 04:46 PM (bp6lO)

26 Ooolofred?? Wasn't that a character in a Willy Wonka story?
Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2022

***
I think she was a regular character on Angel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 04:46 PM (J2vNu)

27 21 Posted by: Puddinhead at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (C7jzY)

Dear lord it should smell like ice cream and failure.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Lzpvj)

28 I thought pelosi said people don't care about inflation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 19, 2022 04:46 PM (TiGPW)

29 21 Odds that Joe Bin has bad breath?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (C7jzY)

---
Old man mackerel-breath.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 19, 2022 04:47 PM (F5ekr)

30 > [Inflation] is his number one economic priority

Saudi Arabia is his number one geopolitical priority

Ice cream is his number one agricultural priority

Ashley's ass is his number one penetration priority

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 04:47 PM (eyxn4)

31
NowThis
@nowthisnews
·
Follow
'We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time' — When asked whether inflation or abortion is currently the top domestic issue, Pres. Biden said, 'they’re all important … there’s no one thing'

Weird place for ellipses. Here's what he actually said:

DOOCY: "Just hoping to clarify for midterm voters. Top domestic issue, inflation or abortion?"
BIDEN: "They're all important, unlike you, there's no one thing."

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2022 04:47 PM (wb1YC)

32 Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

This may not have the effect she was hoping for.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2022 04:47 PM (dNNCD)

33 He also announced that, due to the Dobbs decision, we lost the right to abortion, "starting in my house."

Starting in your house?

Did he knock up his daughter. AGAIN?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:47 PM (ESjRY)

34 @realDailyWire - 3m

Stacey Abrams: "Yesterday, we saw record turnout for early voting...It does not mean voter suppression doesn't exist...We know that voter suppression is alive and well in Georgia!"

------------

Got your 2000 mules ready to go, Tank?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

35 Is it too late for FJBs mom to get an abortion?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at October 19, 2022

***
Yeah, he might kick and bite. Have you seen those choppers he's got?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

36 if we don't have a landslide changing of the guard in Congress then I'm back to being on the DIVORCE wagon. This election is the last attempt at marriage counseling.

You remind me of the guy that's blindly loyal to family, even while they steal you blind.

Posted by: SG at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (uucmX)

37 22
Kill herself? That bitch said she would go to Jupiter if PDT won in 2016!!! Liar!!

Posted by: Jmel at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (bVhJi)

38 During the speech, Biden also mispronounced Obergefell, when referencing Obergefell v. Hodges, the Supreme Court decision that required states to recognize and license same-sex marriages in 2015.

---

That was a neat moment. Does everyone remember that? The SCOTUS passed that law THAT INSTANT. A clerk in Kentucky was hounded mercilessly and IIRC went to jail because she didn't have the authority to change the wording on forms created by the state legislature, and it didn't matter at all. Prison, bitch.

That was fascinating compared to other SCOTUS law-making moments like Pennsylvania's 2020 election "screw you" or them saying the same thing to Texas soon after when the AG tried to point out that the U.S. still had a Constitution.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (/BX3R)

39 Not that I'm in favor but certain abortions would have fixed some things.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (TDSdk)

40 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Why don't let the vicious old bastard shuffle off into the sunset.?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (VdGjU)

42 I still don't get it.....democrats fall back position on anything is to murder babies. Inflation too high? you aren't killing enough babies, diaper shortage/formula shortage, you aren't killing enough babies.


I honestly can't figure out how that resonates with women unless they have been taught from an early age to hate the fact they are a woman and bearing children is evil.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr)

43 TRUMPISMNULNLAB!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Ashley's ass is his number one penetration priority

You don't need abortion if you use your daughter's backhole.

Posted by: Biden solving tomorrow's problems today at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (ESjRY)

45 'We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time' —
________________

Pretty sure that is becoming more of a challenge for Biden day by day.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (fs1hN)

46 Joe Biden will make legalizing abortion on demand his top priority if Democrats win control of Congress in November, a Democrat leader said Tuesday.

==========

"Please, AWFLs, vote. We can only cheat so much."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

47 Ooolofred?? Wasn't that a character in a Willy Wonka story?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (r2KLL)

Is he trying to say Fred Olen Ray?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (OgrpQ)

48 Biden also will emphasize how "nearly half the states in the United States have either passed a ban on abortion or will shortly and in many states, abortion is already banned even in cases of rape and incest," the official said.


Nothing screams Doing The Will of The People than by stomping out the laws that The People demanded their politicians pass.

If half the nation has passed a ban on abortion, it isn't a green light to override the Will of The People with death cult sacrament rites.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (3hSHB)

49 The Dems have given up on changing the outcome of this election. This was just a pro-forma go through the motions, preach to the choir speech. Will have absolutely no impact on any vote cast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (trdmm)

50 > Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.

Hello, FTD, can you send some flowers to Cher's mom?

Posted by: Trump at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (eyxn4)

51 He also announced that, due to the Dobbs decision, we lost the right to abortion, "starting in my house."

Starting in your house?
Who in your house is still fertile?

I take this as confirmation that Biden has gone beyond hair-sniffing and is now kidnapping 12 year old girls and keeping them in his Basement.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (KLPy8)

52 Not that I'm in favor but certain abortions would have fixed some things.

Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (TDSdk)

Remember when that MENSA member Chelsea Clinton said it was terrible that her grandmother didn't have the right to get abortions?

I agree.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

53 Remember, 30% of voters agree with everything Biden slurs.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2022 04:50 PM (5pTK/)

54 I admit. I like Oooolofred.

I'm going to work that into conversation.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 19, 2022 04:50 PM (TU8Tj)

55 Kill herself? That bitch said she would go to Jupiter if PDT won in 2016!!! Liar!!
Posted by: Jmel at October 19,

Has she signed a contract?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 04:50 PM (VdGjU)

56 I take this as confirmation that Biden has gone beyond hair-sniffing and is now kidnapping 12 year old girls and keeping them in his Basement.

Well, the FBI did make that reporter disappear to a black site after he said mean thinks about Biden's Ukraine strategy

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:50 PM (ESjRY)

57 He literally is a Meat Puppet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 19, 2022 04:42 PM (oJb1g)
.........

Pretty stringy I'll bet.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

58 Stacey Abrams: "Yesterday, we saw record turnout for early voting...It does not mean voter suppression doesn't exist...We know that voter suppression is alive and well in Georgia!"

***

Little known fact: her degree from Harvard has the Rice Krispie mascots on the back.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (wb1YC)

59 "We're not killing enough black babies!"
- White women

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (/BX3R)

60 Joe Biden will make legalizing abortion on demand his top priority if Democrats win control of Congress in November, a Democrat leader said Tuesday."

If this was so important, why didn't he do this 6 months ago? Why wait until he knows its too late? This is what every democrat who thinks this is important will be asking, it's too obvious a question.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (trdmm)

61 Why does the President hold a mic when two are set up on the podium?

Posted by: Holy Crap at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (glGDV)

62 He also announced that, due to the Dobbs decision, we lost the right to abortion, "starting in my house."

Starting in your house?
Who in your house is still fertile?

Or did he get confused and think that Hunter's stripper baby wasn't aborted because abortion is now illegal in...NOLA?...or wherever the stripper lived.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (ESjRY)

63 59 "We're not killing enough black babies!"
- White women
Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (/BX3R)

=========

Also, activist black women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

64 Well, one thing celebrities and politicians have in common: a lack of ability to keep promises.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (5pTK/)

65 47 Ooolofred?? Wasn't that a character in a Willy Wonka story?

Posted by: dantesed at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (r2KLL)

Is he trying to say Fred Olen Ray?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (OgrpQ)

He's trying to say Oolon Colluphid, who wrote the blockbuster philosophical trilogy, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (906pl)

66 We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time

Careful, Joe. Remember how you froze the last time you tried that? "I am Cornholio!"

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (Sv58p)

67 Little known fact: her degree from Harvard has the Rice Krispie mascots on the back.
Posted by: Azathoth


////

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (tQL7r)

68 Can Joe walk and lick ice cream at the same time?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (63Dwl)

69 Biden's Top Priority is abortion inflation.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (mR6Gs)

70 14 By the way, Ace.

Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

Does that count as an In-Kind donation?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (SOV+T)

71 60 If this was so important, why didn't he do this 6 months ago? Why wait until he knows its too late? This is what every democrat who thinks this is important will be asking, it's too obvious a question.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (trdmm)

==========

Let's not forget that they did.

They made is so ridiculously leftist that not even Susan Collins voted for it.

They failed. Why don't they mention that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

72 Leftists: You know if we just kill enough of you people all of our problems will be solved

Also leftists: Why do you conspiracy theorists think we want to kill a bunch of you?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (ESjRY)

73
Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM

At least she didn't claim she had any brains to blow out.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (y3pKJ)

74 Turn those gaslights back on!!

Posted by: Biden Junta Press Team at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (CEXu6)

75 Also, activist black women.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

Also black ordained ministers.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has questions at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (PiwSw)

76 I heard that he gave the .com address for the loan forgiveness and spelled out D.O.T

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (yezA1)

77 Sure your grocery costs have doubled, but if you'll keep Democrats in office they'll kill more black children for you, too.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (/BX3R)

78 I have a very strong feeling Joey is going to something spectacularly embarrassing.

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

79 73
Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM

At least she didn't claim she had any brains to blow out.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (y3pKJ)

=========

She's going to kill herself by moving to Canada?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

80 Nicknamed the Abortion Without Limits Up to Birth Act, the legislation would force states to legalize the killing of unborn babies in abortions for basically any reason through all nine months of pregnancy.


Doesn't the 10th amendment block shit like this?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

81 We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time' — When asked whether inflation or abortion is currently the top domestic issue, Pres. Biden said, 'they’re all important … there’s no one thing'

You're right, you ought to be able to. Pity you can't. I'd settle for one: walking or chewing gum, but even that is a bridge too far for you.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (eOEVl)

82 Also black ordained ministers.

Vidkun Quisling > Sen Warlock

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ESjRY)

83 Remember, 30% of voters agree with everything Biden slurs.

At least 40% of the country wanted four more years of Carter. That's fact.

Posted by: SG at October 19, 2022 04:54 PM (uucmX)

84 42 I still don't get it.....democrats fall back position on anything is to murder babies. Inflation too high? you aren't killing enough babies, diaper shortage/formula shortage, you aren't killing enough babies.

I honestly can't figure out how that resonates with women unless they have been taught from an early age to hate the fact they are a woman and bearing children is evil.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr)

This is a lot like the Third Reich's belief in April of 1945 that the only thing they needed to do was start killing more Jews. In fact I'd say exactly like.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 04:54 PM (trdmm)

85 Wanted to say something but I'm now in willowland.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 19, 2022 04:54 PM (6WsnZ)

86 Doocy is killing it.

Ducks in a barrel.

Posted by: pawn at October 19, 2022 04:54 PM (kYVzH)

87 Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:44 PM

At least she didn't claim she had any brains to blow out.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 04:52 PM (y3pKJ)


As mentioned previously, she said she'd blow her brains out, so she must be one SKILLED marksman.

- - Hat tip not me

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (Zz0t1)

88 No female is safe with Brandon stumbling around.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (HiAtk)

89 Why does the President hold a mic when two are set up on the podium?
Posted by: Holy Crap at October 19, 2022 04:51 PM (glGDV)
----

To keep his fingers and hands occupied.

I'll let you fill in the rest.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (5pTK/)

90 Aww these celebrities NEVER keep their promises

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (yezA1)

91 This is a lot like the Third Reich's belief in April of 1945 that the only thing they needed to do was start killing more Jews. In fact I'd say exactly like.

Well, and hold out for Steiner.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (eOEVl)

92

Oooolofred is like Earl Gray, HOT!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (63Dwl)

93 Next stop: one child policy.

socialism with chinese characteristics, in america!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (bgUkk)

94 Why does the President hold a mic when two are set up on the podium?

His handlers want him to be like Phil Donahue

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (3hSHB)

95 This is a lot like the Third Reich's belief in April of 1945 that the only thing they needed to do was start killing more Jews. In fact I'd say exactly like.
Posted by: Tom Servo
-----------------------------

Devil's in a hurry
He knows his time is short

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (6WsnZ)

96 Someone should ask Brandon if 15 is okay.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (HiAtk)

97 Doocy is killing it.

Ducks in a barrel.

I expect he'll be pink-slipped soon.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (eOEVl)

98 Maybe he was apologizing in advance for all the groping and creepiness ye was about to unleash on those women

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (yezA1)

99
Well, and hold out for Steiner.

I will make Steiner come

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

100
His handlers want him to be like Phil Donahue
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 04:55 PM (3hSHB)


He's got the asshole part down pat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

101

In Georgia, the president's endorsed candidate for governor @staceyabrams says one way to mitigate the effects of inflation is to get an abortion.

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Die, die, die! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Posted by: The Globalist Elite at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (xB4eM)

102 > We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time

Says the man who regularly gets lost walking from the lectern to the stage stairs.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (eyxn4)

103 I do not believe in abortion as it is a sin.

However, if Dr. Jill or Joey Brokenbrain need an abortion, I will make the necessary arrangements.

Got everything I need in my garage.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (R/m4+)

104 I wonder f the hand held mic is something to assist him. Not working in any case

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (yezA1)

105 Out: The Clot Shot

In: D&C

Posted by: The party of death at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ESjRY)

106 80 "Nicknamed the Abortion Without Limits Up to Birth Act, the legislation would force states to legalize the killing of unborn babies in abortions for basically any reason through all nine months of pregnancy."


Doesn't the 10th amendment block shit like this?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Theoretically yes, in practice it has largely been disregarded. Usually on the grounds of the "commerce clause" and/or the "necessary and proper" clause.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (eYoxG)

107 42 I still don't get it.....democrats fall back position on anything is to murder babies. Inflation too high? you aren't killing enough babies, diaper shortage/formula shortage, you aren't killing enough babies.


I honestly can't figure out how that resonates with women unless they have been taught from an early age to hate the fact they are a woman and bearing children is evil.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 19, 2022 04:48 PM (bVYXr)

But you must also allow unlimited immigration, so its cheap to get my house cleaned and lawn mowed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (oHd/0)

108 He also announced that, due to the Dobbs decision, we lost the right to abortion, "starting in my house."

Starting in your house?
Who in your house is still fertile?

I take this as confirmation that Biden has gone beyond hair-sniffing and is now kidnapping 12 year old girls and keeping them in his Basement.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2022 04:49 PM (KLPy
*******
Maybe he's talking about Navy, the granddaughter he doesn't acknowledge.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (NpAcC)

109 I honestly can't figure out how that resonates with women unless they have been taught from an early age to hate the fact they are a woman and bearing children is evil.

It also assumes that every form of contraception suddenly disappeared.

Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (AbL8c)

110 if Trump wins in 2024 I'm going to kill myself. Then I'll vote 100 times in the next election.

Posted by: Cher at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (NopNp)

111 No wonder Democrats are all in on open borders. Their constituency is killing themselves off, thereby costing Dems votes.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (5pTK/)

112 > She's going to kill herself by moving to Canada?

I lived in Montreal for two years. I'm still recovering.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 04:58 PM (eyxn4)

113 I did notice his eyes are not all pupil anymore and they wheel him out every day to embarrass himself

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 04:58 PM (yezA1)

114 99
Well, and hold out for Steiner.

I will make Steiner come
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (ESjRY)

PLEASE send me to the Russian Front!

Posted by: Steiner at October 19, 2022 04:58 PM (oHd/0)

115 Devil's in a hurry
He knows his time is short
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials?


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It all comes down to this. Everything they're trying to do.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 04:58 PM (tQL7r)

116 112 > She's going to kill herself by moving to Canada?

I lived in Montreal for two years. I'm still recovering.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 04:58 PM (eyxn4)

It was the poutine, wasn't it?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, what has questions at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (PiwSw)

117 BOOM

Karine Jean-Pierre: "We've had success" with "bringing Americans home" from Afghanistan.

@HerschelWalker

What about the 13 American service members who lost their lives? Does Biden think that was a success?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (ptqGC)

118 It's going to be quite the conundrum when Cher finally checks out. With all the environmental laws in California it's illegal to bury or burn plastics.

I guess there's always the recycle bin.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (wb1YC)

119
You know, this place would be Paradise, if we would just kill every single baby in the country.

Posted by: Your Democrat Party at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (KLPy8)

120 Biden is sadder then Kevin Williamson's t-shirt stained with chocolate cake, BBQ sauce and failure.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (S1S3K)

121 Mandatory abortions!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (2xlV3)

122 Notice the "investigation" of the guy that blew up the Georgia Guidestones went nowhere?

Because they didn't want people noticing what was on them...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

123 Joe Biden: "The right that I pushed hard and I finally got changed to marry couples in the privacy of their bedroom."

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Democrat Utopia: Have an abortion during your wedding ceremony in your privacy of your own bedroom!

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (hzqcW)

124 I honestly can't figure out how that resonates with women unless they have been taught from an early age to hate the fact they are a woman and bearing children is evil.

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No joke, they HAVE been taught that black people are better off without families. Not in those words, but that sentiment is clear. Heck, Stacy Abrams is unashamedly telling people that very thing right now.

White women know she's not talking to them or about them.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (/BX3R)

125 Weird place for ellipses. Here's what he actually said:

DOOCY: "Just hoping to clarify for midterm voters. Top domestic issue, inflation or abortion?"
BIDEN: "They're all important, unlike you, there's no one thing."

This must be the decorum and restored standards I heard so much about from the NeverTrump crowd.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (ZGrMX)

126 also assumes that every form of contraception suddenly disappeared.
Posted by: DaisyB at October 19, 2022 04:57 PM (AbL8c)
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The Bible says children are a blessing and, child sacrifice is part of Ba'al worship.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (5pTK/)

127
It was the poutine, wasn't it?

Its always about the poutine.

Posted by: Men everywhere at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (ESjRY)

128 > We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time

Says the man who regularly gets lost walking from the lectern to the stage stairs.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 04:56 PM (eyxn4)
.......

then gets stuck in a hedge outside.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

129 "Who in your house is still fertile?"


The granddaughters. Probably.

Posted by: SMFH at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (CEh/e)

130 "We ought to be able to walk up stairs and chew gum at the same time' —

FIFY

Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (S1S3K)

131 Biden is just a clump of cells...

Posted by: DaveX64 - AWFLs smell like dryer sheets at October 19, 2022 05:00 PM (CxBsm)

132 Just saw on YT some kid dropped dead while singing a choir solo. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the COVID "vaccine", nothing to see here....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (yezA1)

133 Ooolofred, fourth planet in the Goolagong System.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (to2dd)

134 In all fairness . is spelled D O T.
Which is also Department of Transportation which is famous for 5 guys standing around watching one guy digging in a hole. You don't want to be the guy in the hole.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (HiAtk)

135 Die, die, die! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Posted by: The Globalist Elite at October 19, 2022

***
"RED JACK! RED JACK! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (J2vNu)

136 Just saw on YT some kid dropped dead while singing a choir solo. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the COVID "vaccine", nothing to see here....

Laugh all you want but he is 100% protected from COVID

Posted by: Pfizer at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (ESjRY)

137 I honestly can't figure out how that resonates with women unless they have been taught from an early age to hate the fact they are a woman and bearing children is evil.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Oh there are women like that. Mostly found on college campuses that no hair-lipped, drunk, horny guy would ever consider sleeping with.

Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (oiNtH)

138 Odds that Joe Bin has bad breath?
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 19, 2022 04:45 PM (C7jzY)

Creamed corn and brewers' yeast.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (xhaym)

139 117 They brought them home, in flag draped coffins....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (yezA1)

140 I have purchased a new computer for the first time in a long time.

I am christening it by posting here.
Posted by: blaster

Nice ! Good luck and have fun !

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (T4tVD)

141 122 Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

Also, I think THEY did it themselves.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (Lzpvj)

142 42 I still don't get it.....democrats fall back position on anything is to murder babies....
Posted by: Mister Scott

Comrade, murdering babies is an essential stepping stone to implementing their new world order. The only way to return Earth to it's Eden-esque proper form is to stop the undesirables for having kids. Outlaw energy, food, and babies. In that order.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (bgUkk)

143 I did notice his eyes are not all pupil anymore and they wheel him out every day to embarrass himself

***

They're saving up meds for the day after the election. He's going to be more full of meth than a Salina, Kansas titty bar.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2022 05:01 PM (wb1YC)

144 Re: 101 In Georgia, the president's endorsed candidate for governor @staceyabrams says one way to mitigate the effects of inflation is to get an abortion.

Pelosi told us that inflation would go away if we got rid of all those pesky jobs Biden created. Abrams helpfully reminds us that we just need kill off people, too, and then it will go even lower.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at October 19, 2022 05:02 PM (SOV+T)

145 It was the poutine, wasn't it?

Its always about the poutine.
Posted by: Men everywhere at October 19, 2022

***
I'd be a lot better off if i could stop thinking Poutine was a French actress!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 05:02 PM (J2vNu)

146 > It was the poutine, wasn't it?

The weather is awful. The wind blows all the time. It's bone cold during the winter and too hot in summer.
Shopping at a Depanneur sucks. But most of all, the French Canadian people are nearly universally loathsome.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

147 The "no exception for rape" laws are essentially that abortion is allowed for a certain number of weeks for any reason, including rape. But you need to figure out if you've been raped or not before your time runs out.

Posted by: Synova at October 19, 2022 05:02 PM (BD/yx)

148 The Bible says children are a blessing and, child sacrifice is part of Ba'al worship.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large

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Yes, it does. And there's a little something about millstones as well.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:03 PM (tQL7r)

149
Devil's in a hurry
He knows his time is short

That's that Charlie Daniels song!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2022 05:03 PM (63Dwl)

150
They're saving up meds for the day after the election. He's going to be more full of meth than a Salina, Kansas titty bar.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2022

***
Wait. They have those kind of bars there?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 05:03 PM (J2vNu)

151 Laugh all you want but he is 100% protected from COVID
Posted by: Pfizer

Has the CDC meeting come up? They are planning to make the jab part of the childhood vaccine schedule,..... which also makes it immune to liability. I think Deb Heine as a piece in AG about it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:04 PM (bgUkk)

152 *
I'd be a lot better off if i could stop thinking Poutine was a French actress!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 05:02 PM (

I thought Archer had a hooked by name of Poutine.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:04 PM (VdGjU)

153 Just saw on YT some kid dropped dead while singing a choir solo. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the COVID "vaccine", nothing to see here....

You're supposed to drop the mike, not drop dead.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:04 PM (3hSHB)

154 I'm pushing married couples in the bedroom.

Hunt, you and whoever, it's the kitchen table tonight. Plenty of utensils available.

Posted by: Lola at October 19, 2022 05:04 PM (NIYa7)

155 KJP: I haven't seen these comments, so I'm not going to comment.

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Just wait 'til she and Obama read about this in the papers!

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 19, 2022 05:04 PM (aBhTh)

156 which also makes it immune to liability.

But not crimes against humanity.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ESjRY)

157 What about the 13 American service members who lost their lives? Does Biden think that was a success?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM
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Or the 400 civilians they left behind?

Cue Blazing Saddles preacher "You're on your own son" clip.

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (bSzfQ)

158 The "no exception for rape" laws are essentially that abortion is allowed for a certain number of weeks for any reason, including rape. But you need to figure out if you've been raped or not before your time runs out.

"And also if it's rape-rape" - Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: Ian S. at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ZGrMX)

159 No joke, they HAVE been taught that black people are better off without families. Not in those words, but that sentiment is clear. Heck, Stacy Abrams is unashamedly telling people that very thing right now.
***
Nobody wants to talk about crime statistics. They just want to make streets that say MLK Blvd. And put up murals to St. Floyd.

Posted by: torabora at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (HiAtk)

160 146 > It was the poutine, wasn't it?

The weather is awful. The wind blows all the time. It's bone cold during the winter and too hot in summer.
Shopping at a Depanneur sucks. But most of all, the French Canadian people are nearly universally loathsome.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:02 PM (eyxn4)

Been there twice. Was blown away at the percentage of ridiculously hot women. I'd say 7 out of 10 are ridiculously hot, with the remaining 3 being varying degrees of mostly hot.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (KbCG3)

161 Even pro-abortion groups acknowledge that rape is only around 1% of total abortions, and any time there is a rape and the woman goes to the emergency room the rape kit the staff administers includes the "morning after" pill.

It's all make believe.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (/BX3R)

162 145 t was the poutine, wasn't it?

Its always about the poutine.
Posted by: Men everywhere at October 19, 2022

***
I'd be a lot better off if i could stop thinking Poutine was a French actress!

missed it by *that* much

Posted by: vladimir poutine at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (oY6Yp)

163 10 to 1 Biden strokes out before the end of the year

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2022 05:05 PM (us2H3)

164 Missississippi State lineman Samuel Westmoreland dead at 19

https://tinyurl.com/ms936kd9

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (NpAcC)

165 Joe is due for a meltdown that leads to him being wheeled out on a stretcher.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)

166 10 to 1 Biden strokes out before the end of the year

That's Ashley's job.

I mean if I wanted to do it myself why bother having daughters???

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (ESjRY)

167 Wait. They have those kind of bars there?

The Shady Lady Gentlemen's Club

the name says it all

Posted by: brak at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (j5Tg0)

168 >>>Starting in your house?

I think he meant shower. Ashley is still fertile, yes?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (yHsuS)

169 164 Probably Climate Change....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (yezA1)

170 164 Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (NpAcC)

The bucket bunnies got to him?

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:07 PM (Lzpvj)

171 Who in your house is still fertile?"


The granddaughters. Probably.
Posted by: SMFH

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That's my take as well. Both Pedo Peter and the "Hookers and Blow" guy are sus. Very sus, IMHO.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:07 PM (tQL7r)

172 Been there twice. Was blown away at the percentage of ridiculously hot women. I'd say 7 out of 10 are ridiculously hot, with the remaining 3 being varying degrees of mostly hot.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 19, 2022

***
Do you mean Quebec the province in general, or Montreal specifically? Or both?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 19, 2022 05:07 PM (J2vNu)

173 KJP: I haven't seen these comments, so I'm not going to comment.

Well then I hesitate to comment.

Posted by: commenter at October 19, 2022 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

174 Clearly the President meant to say "Thank you, I'm slurry." Ignorant peasants.

Posted by: Cameroon Jane P.U. Air at October 19, 2022 05:07 PM (xEe87)

175 Joe Biden talks words like he rides bikes.

That's a good line, Chuy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ppBhU)

176 Abortion isn't a winning issue but in just a few states. Mine is unfortunately one of them.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ZMPCu)

177 10 to 1 Biden strokes out before the end of the year

That would be a funny Constitutional Crisis.

The lame duck Congress needs Harris as the tie-breaker, they get their vote and then Joe drops dead before being able to sign.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:08 PM (3hSHB)

178 That's my take as well. Both Pedo Peter and the "Hookers and Blow" guy are sus. Very sus, IMHO.
Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:07 PM (tQL7r)

Mr. Hooker and Blow guy had a kid just a couple years ago.

Posted by: Steiner at October 19, 2022 05:08 PM (oHd/0)

179 The. Should have their own TV channel, àbortions all day. .

Posted by: humphreyrobot at October 19, 2022 05:08 PM (qss14)

180 Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Don't get my hopes up.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (nxdel)

181 Joe is due for a meltdown that leads to him being wheeled out on a stretcher.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:06 PM (VdGjU)

That is what the body double is for, for the next two years.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (xhaym)

182 He must have a grandkid or two that we don’t know about.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (H7Xt0)

183 103 I do not believe in abortion as it is a sin.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

One major quibble:
Abortion is not wrong because it is a sin,
It is a sin because it is wrong.

The Left likes to act as if religious morality is all based on a whim. It isn't, it is based on centuries or learned wisdom.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (bgUkk)

184 10 to 1 Biden strokes out before the end of the year

Ah-HA-HA-HAHAHA!!! Stroke Out!!!

*surf guitars*

*drum solo*

Posted by: The Zombie Safaris at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (KLPy8)

185 They are planning to make the jab part of the childhood vaccine schedule,..... which also makes it immune to liability. I think Deb Heine as a piece in AG about it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

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I thought pharma was already immune from liability. Being on the childhood requirement schedule means they can make it mandatory, I believe.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:10 PM (tQL7r)

186 Doesn't this MF claim to be Catholic?

Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2022 05:10 PM (UqnOO)

187 That is what the body double is for, for the next two years.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (xhaym)

I'm sure I don't know what you people are talking about.

Posted by: George Clooney, who would totally do it at October 19, 2022 05:10 PM (PiwSw)

188 Doesn't the 10th amendment block shit like this?
Posted by: Sponge

Morrison and Lopez precedents limit the subject of Congressional laws to involve direct links to commerce. Even the wrong headed Wickard v. Filburn decision regarding the commerce clause requires a substantial nexus with commerce which in the case of abortion is dubious. Ironically, the reverse may not be true in that Congress may be able to criminalize using the commerce clause. Carhart decision allowed the Congressional ban in the Partial Birth Abortion Act to stand but that decision rested on whether the Act created an undue burden under the 14th as reverse incorporated by Bolling v. Sharpe.

Posted by: whig at October 19, 2022 05:10 PM (CXr4y)

189 Abortion isn't a winning issue but in just a few states. Mine is unfortunately one of them.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 19, 2022 05:08 PM (ZMPCu

Most--if not all--of those states are blue anyway.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:10 PM (mR6Gs)

190 > Been there twice. Was blown away at the percentage of ridiculously hot women. I'd say 7 out of 10 are ridiculously hot, with the remaining 3 being varying degrees of mostly hot.

Ever try talking to one of them? Guards at concentration camps were more genial and full of warmth.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:11 PM (eyxn4)

191 In: 'Borting the babies

Out: Welcoming "refugees"

Posted by: Blue states at October 19, 2022 05:11 PM (ESjRY)

192 180 Cher says if Trump wins in 2024 she's going to kill herself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Don't get my hopes up.
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (nxdel)

She also said 'Trump will Kill' America if 'we' don't vote in 22... Damn... seeing as HE does not have the nuclear football, but someone with Alzheimer's does?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (oHd/0)

193 The Left likes to act as if religious morality is all based on a whim. It isn't, it is based on centuries or learned wisdom.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (bgUkk)

Most people didn't need centuries to know that killing your offspring is wrong. Heck, most animals know that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (Y5qcH)

194 >>>He must have a grandkid or two that we don’t know about.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us at October 19, 2022 05:09 PM (H7Xt0)

I would be quite surprised if he didn't have great grandchildren he doesn't know about.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (QYPq3)

195 >>Who in your house is still fertile?

His daughter?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (4e+hS)

196 186 Doesn't this MF claim to be Catholic?

this mf claims lots of things

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)

197 Someone should re-tweet Cher and say ' I wasn't planning on voting for Trump but I've changed my mind'

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (bp6lO)

198 I hope KJP realizes most strap-ons are petroleum-based.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (nMx88)

199 Who knows ace, Biden may have been sucking the marrow out of aborted fetuses to get stem cells for his rapidly collapsing brain structure.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan MFers at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Vdml1)

200 Ever try talking to one of them? Guards at concentration camps were more genial and full of warmth.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:11 PM (eyxn4)

Well, it DOES get pretty cold up there

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (mR6Gs)

201 In reaction to Joedolph Shitler's gutting the SPR another 15 million barrels for purely political purposes, OIL ROSE $3 TODAY.

Biden is an economic jeanus I tells ya.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (u4CEu)

202 The Quebec accent is one of the most annoying sounds on Earth. Used to know a woman from there, she did a lot of coke, and never stopped talking.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Y5qcH)

203 they’re all important … there’s no one thing

"I have no priorities! Derpity doo!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Ivdso)

204 Mr. Hooker and Blow guy had a kid just a couple years ago.
Posted by: Steiner

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Sorry. I wasn't clear. I meant with the granddaughters/nieces.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (tQL7r)

205 Doesn't this MF claim to be Catholic?
Posted by: fluffy at October 19, 2022 05:10 PM (UqnOO)
*******
Yeah, you would think someone who was raised Catholic and about to turn 80 would want to get right with God. Sad,

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (NpAcC)

206 Speaking of sorry fuckers,

Former RNC chair slams MAGA figures as 'lice, fleas and blood-sucking ticks'

Michael Steele is a psycho.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (VaSD4)

207 In reaction to Joedolph Shitler's gutting the SPR another 15 million barrels for purely political purposes, OIL ROSE $3 TODAY.

Pretty sure this would fall into the area of embezzlement.

Now if we only had an opposition party.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

208 We are inching closer to the spittle-flecked, raging f-bomb meltdown.

Every anger-prone dementia patient has one sooner or later.

I only hope he drops the N-word. You know he has in the past. No way he lost to Jesse Jackson in the primaries twice without blowing up about him.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Zf0+a)

209 Most people didn't need centuries to know that killing your offspring is wrong. Heck, most animals know that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

yes, but I was talking generally, not just about abortion.
good point though. How the hell has man gone so wrong that it is so accepted today? what have we done?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (bgUkk)

210 Should we bother asking if a GOP congress is start investigating this ?

@Breaking911 8m

BREAKING: Mississippi State Football Player Sam Westmoreland Found Dead At 19

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (IyrhE)

211 Abortion isn't a winning issue but in just a few states. Mine is unfortunately one of them.

I'm not so sure of things like that anymore. Because our only source for it is the vote counters.

Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (yZlY6)

212 The Quebec accent is one of the most annoying sounds on Earth. Used to know a woman from there, she did a lot of coke, and never stopped talking.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Y5qcH)

Roseanne Arquette in the Whole Nine Yards.

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (bp6lO)

213 202 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (Y5qcH)

Eh...I have to admit Quebecois women are one of my guilty pleasures.....

Genevieve Bujod was hot.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Lzpvj)

214 >>>Starting in your house?

>>>Who in your house is still fertile?

Look, Fat, my son, Beau, died in Iraq and my other son, Hunter, is usually too high to keep Beau's widow satisfied, so someone's gotta do it.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (QYPq3)

215
10 to 1 Biden strokes out before the end of the year

People have been predicting this for years and yet he just keeps on truckin'.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2022 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

216 I thought pharma was already immune from liability. Being on the childhood requirement schedule means they can make it mandatory, I believe.

Posted by: Prime Sister

--

They're immune because of the government's Emergency Authorization. The childhood vaccination schedule is necessary to continue that immunity (it's not technically immunity but limits lifetime payouts to $17k/person or so, so it might as well be since otherwise it will be billions per person).

Remember the big deal about Comirnity (sp?) and how it was an official drug now? No one has ever received it because then it would have liability. It's all still being injected under the Emergency Authorization.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 05:15 PM (/BX3R)

217 122 Notice the "investigation" of the guy that blew up the Georgia Guidestones went nowhere?

Because they didn't want people noticing what was on them...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (ESjRY)

I kinda wanted to know just so that I could thank him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 05:15 PM (trdmm)

218 Should we bother asking if a GOP congress is start investigating this ?

Europe: Bans the Clot shot for kids and young/middle aged adults

Britain: Top cardiologist says to stop the clot shot after proving it killed his father

US: Requires the clot shot for children

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ESjRY)

219 I actually agree with Biden. He is sorry. Sorry as hell. A sorry excuse for a president, a sorry excuse for a father, a sorry excuse for a husband, and a sorry excuse for a man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (QSjkU)

220 I would be quite surprised if he didn't have great grandchildren he doesn't know about.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at October 19, 2022 05:12 PM (QYPq3)
........

Would you tell Joe about the grandkids? I didn't think so.

Posted by: wth at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (v0R5T)

221 I seriously wonder what Catholic church he attends because all the Catholic churches that I have attended pray for the unborn at every Mass.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (NpAcC)

222 > The Quebec accent is one of the most annoying sounds on Earth.

I knew a Frenchman when I lived there. The Frenchman would talk to the Quebecois people in English so he didn't have to hear them butcher the language he loved.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (eyxn4)

223 I only hope he drops the N-word. You know he has in the past. No way he lost to Jesse Jackson in the primaries twice without blowing up about him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (Zf0+a)

I'm pretty sore he's dropped the word on Kamala.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (VdGjU)

224 Biden should say vote democrat so we can give the rethugliKKKan party a post natal abortion! Being a corporate establishment stooge he wont. AOC would/

Posted by: raimondo at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (2fKMF)

225 218 Not yet but they likely will. Pfizer owns the US government....

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:16 PM (yezA1)

226
Usually, at some point in the dementia timeline, there's the naked stroll outdoors.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (y3pKJ)

227 >>>In reaction to Joedolph Shitler's gutting the SPR another 15 million barrels for purely political purposes, OIL ROSE $3 TODAY.

Biden is an economic jeanus I tells ya.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (u4CEu)

If I wouldn't have done that it would have risen by $100. Econ'my is strong as heyll.

Posted by: Joey Biden at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (QYPq3)

228 10 to 1 Biden strokes out before the end of the year

People have been predicting this for years and yet he just keeps on truckin'.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2022 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

the pressure on Brandon will mutiply by a million on election night

it will be too much for him to take

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (us2H3)

229 Most--if not all--of those states are blue anyway.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:10

True. That's why we need the red wave to continue to grow and show up in polling.

Demoralize Ds so they sit home and some competitive races will definitely go red.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (NW9xb)

230 fBREAKING: Mississippi State Football Player Sam Westmoreland Found Dead At 19
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (IyrhE)

From this morning:

159 Dr Aseem Malhotra
@DrAseemMalhotra

‘It’s my duty as a cardiologist to urgently inform every Dr, patient & member of the public that the mRNA product is a likely contributory factor in all unexpected cardiac arrests,heart attacks,strokes,cardiac arrhythmia & heart failure since 2021 until proven otherwise’

https://tinyurl.com/4p8tpfmp

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (trdmm)

231 Note Aseem Malhotra is one of Britain's top cardiologists and was a big clot shot booster...until it killed his father.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 05:19 PM (ESjRY)

232 Who in [Biden's] house is still fertile?

------

Nobody. For the moment. One of his girlfriends will eventually mature, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oINRc)

233 226
Usually, at some point in the dementia timeline, there's the naked stroll outdoors.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (y3pKJ)

Huge majority of dementia patients don't have a staff to keep him from wandering away outside in his birthday suit.

Nothing saying he hasn't gone parading around bare ass naked inside the private residence though.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2022 05:20 PM (N39Ws)

234 Usually, at some point in the dementia timeline, there's the naked stroll outdoors.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (y3pKJ)
He will come out wearing nothing but his famous blue raincoat, running shoes with velcro straps and black socks.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:20 PM (VdGjU)

235 changing to married people in their bedroom

isn't that the definition of cucking

Posted by: REDACTED at October 19, 2022 05:20 PM (us2H3)

236 186. But I believe the pope gave him communion last year along with Pelosi so it is all good.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2022 05:20 PM (+43eA)

237 Well abortion is not like hunting. Eating the babies afterwards does not justify it.

Posted by: pawn at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (kYVzH)

238 207 In reaction to Joedolph Shitler's gutting the SPR another 15 million barrels for purely political purposes, OIL ROSE $3 TODAY.

Pretty sure this would fall into the area of embezzlement.

Now if we only had an opposition party.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2022 05:14 PM (ESjRY)

And price was DOWN a buck or so just before the announcement. Hey, question... isn't this the very definition of price fixing?

Sherman Act? $1 Million in fines or potentially 10 YEARS in jail?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oHd/0)

239 rethugliKKKan

I have no idea to what you are referring to raimondo, but I'm 100% sure that the Klan is a Democrat party invention.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (3hSHB)

240 Usually, at some point in the dementia timeline, there's the naked stroll outdoors.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (y3pKJ)

Biden's so fond of swimming and wandering around his SS keepers nekkid, that -

Little Joe's bound to get a public introduction at some point.

Hopefully, during the State of the Union address.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (KLPy8)

241 Just saw on YT some kid dropped dead while singing a choir solo. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the COVID "vaccine", nothing to see here....
Posted by: steevy


////

Do you have a link?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (tQL7r)

242 A man who is a policeman, father, and volunteer varsity soccer coach is being prevented from coaching because he spoke out about a boy being allowed in his daughter's locker room.

https://bit.ly/3Thhh7m

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (eyxn4)

243 Well, the current pope is a marxist.

Posted by: Infidel at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Ur3ox)

244
Former RNC chair slams MAGA figures as 'lice, fleas and blood-sucking ticks'

Michael Steele is a psycho.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 19, 2022 05:13 PM (VaSD4)

Dehumanize much, Mikey?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (mR6Gs)

245 233. Did he not routinely swim naked at the VP residence in front of female SS ?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2022 05:22 PM (+43eA)

246 Anyone keeping tabs on the number of totes normal number of athletes and yoots dying?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2022 05:22 PM (/6GbT)

247 I like how this is their kill-shot winning issue in 3 weeks--"I promise to do what we could have done for 50 years sometime next year but only if we win. "

The crowd goes wild!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Zf0+a)

248 241
https://youtu.be/y35pvjol3Qc

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:22 PM (yezA1)

249 And price was DOWN a buck or so just before the announcement. Hey, question... isn't this the very definition of price fixing?

Sherman Act? $1 Million in fines or potentially 10 YEARS in jail?

I'm not exactly sure where in the Constitution it gives the Executive branch a hedge fund to manipulate markets

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:23 PM (3hSHB)

250
159 Dr Aseem Malhotra
@DrAseemMalhotra

‘It’s my duty as a cardiologist to urgently inform every Dr, patient & member of the public that the mRNA product is a likely contributory factor in all unexpected cardiac arrests,heart attacks,strokes,cardiac arrhythmia & heart failure since 2021 until proven otherwise’

https://tinyurl.com/4p8tpfmp
Posted by: Tom Servo


How is that not banned from Twitter? Have they changed policy on this? (and doc. where has your duty been for the past 2 years?)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:23 PM (bgUkk)

251 Usually, at some point in the dementia timeline, there's the naked stroll outdoors.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 05:18 PM (y3pKJ)

He will come out wearing nothing but his famous blue raincoat, running shoes with velcro straps and black socks.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:20 PM (VdGjU)
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.... and a giant dildo dangling out his ass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Recently Jabbed & Boosted with the Nuclear War & Hurricane Vaccines at October 19, 2022 05:23 PM (p6TW6)

252 > Do you have a link?

Illinois teen Daniel Moshi dies after collapsing while singing choir solo
https://bit.ly/3ganpPZ

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:23 PM (eyxn4)

253 Did he not routinely swim naked at the VP residence in front of female SS ?

Cobra, Cobra, Cobra...

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:24 PM (3hSHB)

254 244 Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:21 PM (mR6Gs)

So Steele knows we are going to win, and he also knows we will not tolerate "failure as usual."

I am feeling better suddenly.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:24 PM (Lzpvj)

255 NBC story. Maybe the dam will break

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:24 PM (yezA1)

256 Here's the Comirnaty Emergency Authorization CYA info if you're interested

"INTERCHANGEABILITY

The FDA-approved COMIRNATY® (COVID-19 Vaccine, mRNA) and the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine authorized under Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) for individuals 12 years of age and and older, when prepared according to their respective instructions for use, can be used interchangeably."

From the University of Nebraska

""[1] The licensed vaccine has the same formulation as the EUA-authorized vaccine and the products can be used interchangeably to provide the vaccination series without presenting any safety or effectiveness concerns. The products are legally distinct with certain differences that do not impact safety or effectiveness."

https://tinyurl.com/yhte5tjy

The Emergency Use Authorization protects them until the childhood vaccination schedule liability protection kicks in. Screw the little kids and their strokes and heart attacks. Pfizer needs legal protection.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 05:24 PM (/BX3R)

257 So Biden has forgotten that he is a "devout" Catholic. Or did he just forget what the church teaches? My guess would be neither, he is the serpent.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at October 19, 2022 05:25 PM (3JfbU)

258 Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 05:15 PM (/BX3R)

Vaccine injuries go before a board... but the only reason this is a 'Vaccine' is because they changed the definition of Vaccine.

Under the current definition.... ie anything that helps with symptoms... aspirin is a vaccine.

I'd love to see this make it to a court... where they could argue that the Congress never intended THIS definition to be used.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2022 05:25 PM (oHd/0)

259 I'm sure he was talking about hunter.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ytSiK)

260 What to live the American Dream? Kill your baby!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2022 05:26 PM (z+OQR)

261 I'm not exactly sure where in the Constitution it gives the Executive branch a hedge fund to manipulate markets
Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:23 PM (3hSHB)

Supremes decided two years ago that the Constitution was moot, if an emergency was declared.

We are now in a constant state of multiple emergencies.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 19, 2022 05:27 PM (oHd/0)

262
How is that not banned from Twitter? Have they changed policy on this? (and doc. where has your duty been for the past 2 years?)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:23 PM (bgUkk)

cracks in the regime's control are starting to become obvious - it's quite enjoyable to see.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 19, 2022 05:27 PM (trdmm)

263 I have a very nuanced view on abortion. Some people don't deserve to have children.

Dere animals anyway, so let dem lose dere souls.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 19, 2022 05:27 PM (nnp+f)

264 Anyone see Live Free or Die Hard ? Watching the last 1/3 now. I see it's rated 85% . How is that possible?

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:27 PM (bp6lO)

265 I like how this is their kill-shot winning issue in 3 weeks--"I promise to do what we could have done for 50 years sometime next year but only if we win. "

--

FWIW, that's why they fought Trump tooth and nail and engaged in the coup against us.

He *did* those things the politicians had been promising for 50 years, even while his own party was fighting him.

Imagine where we'd be if the Republicans and Democrats loved America and Americans like Trump does.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 05:27 PM (/BX3R)

266 246. Suspect from the fact the Miss. State football player was found dead at a church on a weekday that he took his own life. No official word yet but coroner and police involved.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 19, 2022 05:27 PM (+43eA)

267 BREAKING: Mississippi State Football Player Sam Westmoreland Found Dead At 19
Posted by: weft cut-loop

////

Lord, have mercy on us all. These death jabs are mandated for these kids/young adults to go to school, play sports, travel, etc. When is enough going to be enough? Will their parents ever figure it out? And rise up against the evil scum who maimed and murdered their children?

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:28 PM (tQL7r)

268
Unless there's a blood-red tsunami in November, I'll give a national abortion law passing a good chance of passing, with significant GOP support. Whether it can survive a court challenge post-Dobbs is another question. But I guarantee the only people more pissed off about Dobbs than the Karens are the GOP prevaricators who now have to find a way to back-pedal on forty years worth of empty gestures.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2022 05:28 PM (oINRc)

269 What's with dims and the love of dead babies? Even satan is shaking his head.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at October 19, 2022 05:28 PM (ZMPCu)

270 Word is Sundowner ran around in the buff years ago, doing it now wouldn't be abnormal

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2022 05:29 PM (xhxe8)

271 Michael Steelel looks constructed from an enlarged Mr PotatoHead and 3 expired mRNA vaccine shots.

Posted by: Welcome to Wokistan MFers at October 19, 2022 05:29 PM (Vdml1)

272 Excess deaths are way up everywhere and it ain't COVID " Long COVID" or any variant

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:29 PM (yezA1)

273
Anyone keeping tabs on the number of totes normal number of athletes and yoots dying?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2022 05:22 PM

Someone is, and no link, but iirc correctly it is in the range of 1,500 to 2,000 at last count. For just the athletes. You know, those with strong heart muscle.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 05:29 PM (y3pKJ)

274 Anyone keeping tabs on the number of totes normal number of athletes and yoots dying?
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2022 05:22 PM (/6GbT)

You want to take a look at Mark Crispin Miller's Substack

https://markcrispinmiller.substack.com/

Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2022 05:29 PM (xhaym)

275 263 I have a very nuanced view on abortion. Some people don't deserve to have children.
Dere animals anyway, so let dem lose dere souls.
Posted by: Regular joe

My view is that it is always murder (even rape and incest,) but that the state has no business to protect at least not before it starts to show. So 12 weeks. Before then, it is on the parents and may God have mercy on their souls.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:30 PM (bgUkk)

276 Via Insty

Climate change could bring bigger, wetter Atlantic hurricanes.

Go on...

Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2022 05:30 PM (KLPy8)

277 Wasn't Steele another gift from GW Bush?

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:31 PM (yezA1)

278 Everything was a COVID death.

Nothing is a vaccine death.

Posted by: Gray Man at October 19, 2022 05:31 PM (/BX3R)

279 Is it me or is Raimondo getting dumber and less coherent?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (Ivdso)

280 118 It's going to be quite the conundrum when Cher finally checks out. With all the environmental laws in California it's illegal to bury or burn plastics.

I guess there's always the recycle bin.

Posted by: Azathoth at October 19, 2022 04:59 PM (wb1YC)
----
She can get composted. We'll recycle the leftover plastic pieces.

Posted by: Ciampino - recycled Holliwood at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (qfLjt)

281 We are now in a constant state of multiple emergencies.
Posted by: Romeo13

Read Michael Chrichton's State of Fear

Posted by: JT at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (T4tVD)

282 279 Spike protein in his brain...

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (yezA1)

283 flailing. At least he hasn't had the FBI arrest everyone yet.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (MLrvz)

284 Is it me or is Raimondo getting dumber and less coherent?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (Ivdso)

You seem perfectly intelligent and coherent.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at October 19, 2022 05:34 PM (VdGjU)

285 Most Leftists who claim religion have dumped whatever they believed and moved to Leftists Science

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2022 05:34 PM (xhxe8)

286 We are now in a constant state of multiple emergencies.
---
We are ruled by crisis after crisis, not governed by consent.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2022 05:34 PM (Zf0+a)

287 Excess deaths are way up everywhere and it ain't COVID " Long COVID" or any variant

Births in nations with high percentage of "vaccine" recipients are down as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:34 PM (Ivdso)

288 From the NY Post article about Daniel Moshi:

"We came home Saturday morning, I received a call from the DuPage coroner’s office and she said, ‘Miss Moshi, I’m reaching out to you to let you know that there was nothing wrong with your son. His organs were all healthy, his heart — absolutely nothing wrong with him,'” Karolin Moshi said."

Then why did he die??

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:35 PM (tQL7r)

289
Is it me or is Raimondo getting dumber and less coherent?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:33 PM (Ivdso)

Nah, that guy's kind of on point today... highly coherent, by his normal standard. It's like he went to a couple ESL classes instead of just parsing his posts using CHUD >> English Translate on Google.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2022 05:35 PM (oINRc)

290 Wasn't Steele another gift from GW Bush?
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:31 PM (yezA1)

He wasn't RNC chairman until 2009.

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:36 PM (bp6lO)

291
Nicknamed the Abortion Without Limits Up to Birth Act, the legislation would force states to legalize the killing of unborn babies in abortions for basically any reason through all nine months of pregnancy

___________

Remember who the extremists are in this debate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2022 05:36 PM (1Nxff)

292 Shirtless Darrow was off the hook today, but the good news is the prosecution case is almost over.

Judge came close to losing it with Brooks.

https://youtu.be/gN1gOo4k1eg

Brooks is near losing it-like Biden.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:37 PM (Lzpvj)

293
Old: Sundowner

New: All-Timers

Posted by: portlandon at October 19, 2022 05:37 PM (+oR7L)

294 286 We are now in a constant state of multiple emergencies.
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We are ruled by crisis after crisis, not governed by consent.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 19, 2022 05:34 PM (Zf0+a)

We are still operating under a "state of emergency" for 9/11. I'm sure there are others that have been declared way before that which are still in effect.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (N39Ws)

295 Then why did he die??

Reminds me of an old Red Foxx joke. His stand up was hysterical, if really off color. One of the jokes he said that people were always on him about how bad he ate and how he got no exercise and smoked cigars all the time. He responded "all you people exercising and eating well and taking care of yourselves are gonna feel really dumb lying in a hospital bed, dying of nothing."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (Ivdso)

296 Via Insty

Climate change could bring bigger, wetter Atlantic hurricanes.

Go on...
Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2022 05:30 PM (KLPy

Longer and girthier too? Schlongicanes?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (4I/2K)

297 Excess deaths are way up everywhere and it ain't COVID " Long COVID" or any variant

Births in nations with high percentage of "vaccine" recipients are down as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:34 PM (Ivdso)

If the truth ever comes out, it will blow up the world. That's why they will everything in their power to keep it from coming out.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (mR6Gs)

298 290 Wasn't Steele another gift from GW Bush?
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:31 PM (yezA1)

He wasn't RNC chairman until 2009.
Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:36 PM (bp6lO)

I think he ran for governor - of Maryland? - before that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (906pl)

299 Good luck codifying Roe into a federal law foisting it on all the states. The states will weaponize their state nullification of federal law. Why gee, the FBI and the other glowies must even be asked to leave!

Posted by: Xaver Basora at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (HZCl6)

300 Suspect from the fact the Miss. State football player was found dead at a church on a weekday that he took his own life. No official word yet but coroner and police involved.
Posted by: Jen the original

Not clear. The article just quotes a twitter comment by a teammate that could mean anything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (IyrhE)

301 Climate Change can bring "summer dick" too!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:39 PM (mR6Gs)

302 Hallie...or a granddaughter, such as one of Hunt's daughters.

Posted by: Lola at October 19, 2022 05:39 PM (NIYa7)

303
And the doddering old fool aside, my favorite Dem campaign message so far this year is Stacy Abrams':

"If you people would just dash more babies on some rocks, you wouldn't mind our runaway spending and reckless monetary policies so much. Jeez. Why do I have to explain this?!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2022 05:39 PM (oINRc)

304 Shirtless Darrow was off the hook today, but the good news is the prosecution case is almost over.

Judge came close to losing it with Brooks.

https://youtu.be/gN1gOo4k1eg

Brooks is near losing it-like Biden.
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:37 PM (Lzpvj)

The DAs are bringing the hammer down with today's evidence testimony.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:40 PM (4I/2K)

305 Longer and girthier too? Schlongicanes?

More hurricane path shadows that look like a weenie:

https://tinyurl.com/2mcuvrdj

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:40 PM (Ivdso)

306 I seriously wonder what Catholic church he attends because all the Catholic churches that I have attended pray for the unborn at every Mass.
Posted by: redridinghood

When he's in northern Delaware, St, Joseph on the Brandywine parish. It was founded by Irish working in the nearby DuPont black powder mills. Now, it's for the rich who pretend to be Catholic.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 19, 2022 05:40 PM (JTRqZ)

307 Good luck codifying Roe into a federal law foisting it on all the states. The states will weaponize their state nullification of federal law. Why gee, the FBI and the other glowies must even be asked to leave!

Sort of like many states blow off the Federal Laws on marijuana and other controlled substances?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:40 PM (3hSHB)

308 I think he ran for governor - of Maryland? - before that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (906pl)

Just another lifelong grifter

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 19, 2022 05:41 PM (/6GbT)

309 Dry hurricanes aren't so bad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2022 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

310 That's a fat hurricane

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:41 PM (mR6Gs)

311 "But you need to figure out if you've been raped or not before your time runs out."

I like the part of my state's law that requires the alleged rape victim to provide a police report.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (2hcT+)

312 Biden in Church probably includes a lot of snoring and farting...

Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (yezA1)

313 Windlass tornadoes are ok

Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (xhxe8)

314 304 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:40 PM (4I/2K)

If we ever do a post on the matter I would suggest a COB highlight the damage to his mom's SUV...

the case SHOULD be pretty open and shut.

https://youtu.be/p4dHvafdC_0

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (Lzpvj)

315 Biden in Church probably includes a lot of snoring and farting...
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (yezA1)

Depends

Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (mR6Gs)

316 I need to find a highlight reel from this trial when it's done. It sounds pretty fucking crazy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2022 05:43 PM (oINRc)

317 I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.

Barack Obama, Pennsylvania, 2008

Posted by: Lola at October 19, 2022 05:43 PM (NIYa7)

318 I think he ran for governor - of Maryland? - before that.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 19, 2022 05:38 PM (906pl)

Senator. He was the Lt Gov until 2007.

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:44 PM (bp6lO)

319 You want to take a look at Mark Crispin Miller's Substack

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Thank you. That guy's really keeping close track of the deaths. Horrifying.

Posted by: Prime Sister at October 19, 2022 05:44 PM (tQL7r)

320 316 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2022 05:43 PM (oINRc)

If it were a movie it would be "SovCit II the return of BLM"

Essentially he made up his mind to take every retarded sovereign citizens horsefuck theory and amp them to eleventy.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:45 PM (Lzpvj)

321
If the truth ever comes out, it will blow up the world. That's why they will everything in their power to keep it from coming out.
Posted by: JoeF.

A parallel truth is that for covid, almost everyone was *exposed* with each variant. These waves did not occur because of break downs in social distancing, but because the variants mutated to become more virulent. We have no way of testing exposure that does not infect and elicit very specific immune responses. The point is that the masks and lockdowns did nothing. Nothing at all. It was all a waste.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 19, 2022 05:45 PM (bgUkk)

322 I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals.

"That's why I apprenticed them to Harvey freaking Weinstein."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:45 PM (Ivdso)

323 If we ever do a post on the matter I would suggest a COB highlight the damage to his mom's SUV...

the case SHOULD be pretty open and shut.

https://youtu.be/p4dHvafdC_0
Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:42 PM (Lzpvj)

I'm behind and am watching the state's vehicle expert testify now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:46 PM (4I/2K)

324 > Biden in Church probably includes a lot of snoring and farting...

Nah, he's got his head on a swivel looking for young parishioners to sniff.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 19, 2022 05:46 PM (eyxn4)

325 323 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:46 PM (4I/2K)

Keeping behind is a good way to stay sane.

The judge has reached the point she is telling the witnesses to wait for him to object and be struck down before testifying.

Posted by: sven at October 19, 2022 05:47 PM (Lzpvj)

326 ...e more full of meth than a Salina, Kansas titty bar.
Posted by: Azathoth
+++++++
Wait. They have those kind of bars there?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

******

Strictly bush league

Posted by: Muldoon at October 19, 2022 05:47 PM (kXYt5)

327 That was 35 minutes I'll never get back. What a piece of crap movie. I couldn't come close to suspending belief.

Why do they do that with all successful action movies? I tease the explosions and unbelievability by 50% for each sequel.

Posted by: polynikes at October 19, 2022 05:47 PM (bp6lO)

328 A parallel truth is that for covid, almost everyone was *exposed* with each variant. These waves did not occur because of break downs in social distancing, but because the variants mutated to become more virulent.

Some of us have robust immune systems. I have built up a strong immune system by swimming in open water. I consider each swim, considering what gets into the water, to be broad spectrum inoculation. I had a booster swim just the other day.

Right now in the other room, someone is coughing up a lung and yet I feel perfectly fine.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at October 19, 2022 05:49 PM (3hSHB)

329 Live Free or Die Hard had a couple of interesting scenes, but that's pretty much it. I liked how they used the NY Water Line dig, but not much else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2022 05:52 PM (Ivdso)

330 295 Reminds me of an old Red Foxx joke. His stand up was hysterical, if really off color. One of the jokes he said that people were always on him about how bad he ate and how he got no exercise and smoked cigars all the time. He responded "all you people exercising and eating well and taking care of yourselves are gonna feel really dumb lying in a hospital bed, dying of nothing."

i understand the euell gibbons died of natural causes

Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at October 19, 2022 05:55 PM (oY6Yp)

331 JUST IN - CDC panel unanimously votes to add COVID-19 mRNA shots to the recommended childhood vaccine schedule in the United States.
MORE - The final vote on immunization schedules will take place at 1:20 EST tomorrow, Thursday, October 20.

Posted by: Ciampino -- recycled Holliwood at October 19, 2022 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

332 Thank you, I'm sorry? Is he talking to the dog, Commander, while they play fetch in the garden?

Joe needs to shamble off to the nearest old folks home and settle down into his rocker.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 19, 2022 05:56 PM (z+OQR)

333 DC council just voted to allow foreign nationals, including illegal aliens, to vote.
I'm assuming local elections?

Posted by: Ciampino --- recycled Holliwood at October 19, 2022 05:57 PM (qfLjt)

334 Interesting little article from 2009, "Abortion, the Church and the Kennedys" by Mary Rose Somarriba

www.firstthings dot com

Posted by: Lola at October 19, 2022 05:57 PM (NIYa7)

335 UST IN - CDC panel unanimously votes to add COVID-19 mRNA shots to the recommended childhood vaccine schedule in the United States.
MORE - The final vote on immunization schedules will take place at 1:20 EST tomorrow, Thursday, October 20.
Posted by: Ciampino -- recycled Holliwood at October 19, 2022 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

CDC is major league asshoe.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:58 PM (4I/2K)

336 335 UST IN - CDC panel unanimously votes to add COVID-19 mRNA shots to the recommended childhood vaccine schedule in the United States.
MORE - The final vote on immunization schedules will take place at 1:20 EST tomorrow, Thursday, October 20.
Posted by: Ciampino -- recycled Holliwood at October 19, 2022 05:55 PM (qfLjt)

CDC is major league asshoe.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2022 05:58 PM (4I/2K)
_____________________

Another name to add to the growing impeachment list - Rochelle Walensky

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 19, 2022 06:01 PM (fs1hN)

337
DC council just voted to allow foreign nationals, including illegal aliens, to vote.

38°54′17″N 77°00′59″W in case of ww3. 80 miles north doesn't work so much, thank you.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 06:03 PM (y3pKJ)

338
Nood. For a while.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at October 19, 2022 06:07 PM (y3pKJ)

339 37 22
Kill herself? That bitch said she would go to Jupiter if PDT won in 2016!!! Liar!!
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Hey, at least this promise is achievable. You go girl!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 19, 2022 06:15 PM (peWy1)

340 Debate season has been fun. Kari Lake, Vance, now Lee are all killing it.

I hope this is just massive destruction for the Dems. It's the only way the GOP will respond to the people's demands.

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