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Dallas Police Chief Furious After Paroled Gunman Allegedly Kills Maternity Nurses: 'Abhorrent Failure of Our Criminal Justice System' Dallas Police Chief Eddie Garcia reacted angrily to Saturday’s killing of two nurses at a Dallas hospital by a man out on parole. Nestor Hernandez, 30, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of capital murder after two nurses were shot at Methodist Dallas Medical Center. The gunman “was on parole with a special condition of electronic monitoring,” Amanda Hernandez, the director of communications for the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, said Sunday, according to KERA-TV. ***SNORT*** Oct. 22 (UPI) -- The director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Dr. Rochelle Walensky, tested positive for COVID-19 and is experiencing mild symptoms, the agency said. The agency added that she is isolating at home and will participate in planned meetings virtually. I thought all of those Kung Flu pricks were supposed to keep you from acquiring the Kung Flu. Oh … Canada. In a move that is somehow both stunning and not surprising at all, Canada officially banned the buying, selling and transferring of handguns on Friday. People will also not be able to bring newly acquired handguns into the country. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the widespread ban at a news conference in Surrey, British Columbia. Former President Donald Trump said on Saturday that he will sue the Pulitzer Prize Board for awarding journalists who advanced the discredited "Russia Hoax" narrative as well as for doubling down on allegedly defamatory remarks. For over a year, Trump has insisted that the Pulitzer board revoke the prizes to the New York Times and the Washington Post because the awarded reporting "have become worthless and meaningless." What are the details? Between the years of 1992 and 2007, our national parks were the site of 65,439 search and rescue (SAR) incidents. From these thousands of SAR missions, a large percentage of “call outs” involved outdoor enthusiasts who had become lost in the wild. But with all of the technology we have today—such as cell phones, GPS devices, and satellite phones—how does this still happen? We can all imagine different scenarios that would disorient us in the remote backcountry. The weather could hamper our visibility, the vegetation could limit our view, or the terrain may obscure the local landmarks. Certainly, being unlucky or under-prepared can put us in a tough situation, and one that Mother Nature may not abide. So what kind of blunders leave people floundering and lost? Read on to discover the common pitfalls of wilderness navigation, and how to avoid them. MushHead believes he is as fit to be president, just ask Aunt Gloria. "Well, I think Aunt Gloria should take a look. I think it’s a legitimate thing to be concerned about anyone’s age, including mine,” Biden said when asked about her concerns. “That’s totally legitimate. But I think the best way to make the judgment is to, you know, watch me. Am I slowing up? Am I — don’t have the same pace?” Biden makes a free market move – hearing aids are now available over the counter On this day: 23 Oct 2020 Born on this day:23 Oct 1959 10/17 UPDATE: Austin Smith, 20, was arrested Saturday for giving the 10-year-old a permanent tattoo. Charged with endangering the welfare of a child and a second misdemeanor, Smith was released from custody on a desk appearance ticket and is scheduled for a November 3 hearing in Town Court. A New York woman has been arrested for allowing her 10-year-old son to get a large tattoo across his forearm, artwork that was spotted by a school employee who reported the illegal ink to law enforcement. Police this month busted Crystal Thomas, 33, for endangering the welfare of a child. She was booked on the misdemeanor charge and released from custody on a Town Court appearance ticket. Thomas’s son was placed in the custody of child protective services officials. According to police, the boy was tattooed inside a room at the hotel where Thomas and her two children reside. The Ulster County hotel is about 100 miles north of New York City. Neighbors helping neighbors. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. A farmer in Frost, Minnesota crashed his car while swerving off the road to avoid a puppy. He saved the dog, but ended up with serious injuries. His community came to the rescue, harvesting his crops for him. 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1st Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 09:53 PM (1Nxff) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 09:54 PM (1Nxff) 3
wow am i third?
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 09:54 PM (jhAhX) 4
YAY ONT!! Hi MisHum!! *waves*
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 09:54 PM (nxdel) 5
hiya
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2022 09:55 PM (T4tVD) 6
Hi, MisHum. Bye, MisHum. Gotta get the wife from work.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2022 09:55 PM (7bRMQ) 7
4 YAY ONT!! Hi MisHum!! *waves*
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 09:54 PM (nxdel) Hello Jewells. And Hadrian, there will never be a cover charge for an ONT Sun-Weds. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 09:56 PM (7D5IN) 8
Peak Cringe with Joe Biden:
https://youtu.be/m8tT6gNej8A This will be indistinguishable from parody ten years from now. Posted by: pawn at October 23, 2022 09:56 PM (wsHtO) 9
hey tell Ben Had i sold Goodie to a sporthorse breeder near Lexington KY. HIs sire and dam are both dead but hes happy and they bought his goofy brother as a pasture companion so he would be happy. they will belong to an Englishwoman who has about 50 head of broodmares and a whole herd of minis to play with them. so i guess as a guy he will be up to his neck in tits and ass this spring.
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 09:57 PM (jhAhX) 10
great fun to meet you and mis-mis! so glad you came.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2022 09:57 PM (q3gwH) 11
Former President Donald Trump said on Saturday that he will sue the Pulitzer Prize Board for awarding journalists who advanced the discredited "Russia Hoax" narrative as well as for doubling down on allegedly defamatory remarks. For over a year, Trump has insisted that the Pulitzer board revoke the prizes to the New York Times and the Washington Post because the awarded reporting "have become worthless and meaningless."
Of course they're worthless and meaningless, but that doesn't mean it's lawsuit worthy. I think Trump is letting his ego get the better of him. It'll make people on our side happy, but it will also convince some fence straddlers that he's not focused on important things. Just my opinion. Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2022 09:58 PM (eOEVl) 12
This will be indistinguishable from parody ten years from now.
Posted by: pawn at October 23, 2022 09:56 PM (wsHtO) mighty bold of you to assume that we will make it ten years, at this rate we're going. Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 09:59 PM (jhAhX) 13
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced the widespread ban at a news conference in Surrey, British Columbia.
So how did Trudeau do this? Did he put on his ermine robe and wave his magic scepter? I mean, shouldn't the Canadian Parliament have to pass a law banning handguns or something? Or has Canada progressed to the point where the Maximum Leader can just use the Führerprinzip to determine what the laws are? Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 09:59 PM (I2/tG) 14
RE: Genius Award
Yes, it's dumb to tattoo a kid. But... it baffles the mind how the permanence and (vanishingly small if you go to a reputable shop) risk of getting a tattoo is less acceptable than mutilating and medicating children into permanent changes. Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:00 PM (ftFVW) 15
Or has Canada progressed to the point where the Maximum Leader can just use the Führerprinzip to determine what the laws are?
There is no truth to the rumor that Hu Jintao was escorted from the Parliament building. Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (eOEVl) 16
Of course they're worthless and meaningless, but that doesn't mean it's lawsuit worthy. I think Trump is letting his ego get the better of him. It'll make people on our side happy, but it will also convince some fence straddlers that he's not focused on important things. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2022 09:58 PM (eOEVl) agreed that it's a stupid lawsuit - *maybe* you could say that he was keeping the issue in public view or something. But I imagine it will be thrown out pretty quickly. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (q3gwH) 17
Fall baths today for Finn, Sonny, Delilah and our little rescue girl Musya, who behaved very well. Tiring work to bathe, dry and groom them but it's necessary to get the old coat out so the winter coat can come in without matting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (1Nxff) 18
I think Trump is letting his ego get the better of him. It'll make people on our side happy, but it will also convince some fence straddlers that he's not focused on important things. Just my opinion.
I agree. He just looks petty and silly. He needs to stop. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (nxdel) 19
Late, but I blame Texas jet lag!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3) 20
10 great fun to meet you and mis-mis! so glad you came.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2022 09:57 PM (q3gwH) In all fairness, it was equally wonderful to meet you and get an opportunity to talk with you. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:02 PM (7D5IN) 21
19 Late, but I blame Texas jet lag!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (hOUT3) You left after 12 Noon, suck it up Buttercup! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:03 PM (7D5IN) 22
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 23, 2022 10:03 PM (Bd6X8) 23
UPDATE: Austin Smith, 20, was arrested Saturday for giving the 10-year-old a permanent tattoo.
You can't give 10-year-old boys permanent tattoos. You can, however, castrate them. Posted by: Your Local Progressive Children's Hospital! at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM (I2/tG) 24
great fun to meet you and mis-mis! so glad you came.
Posted by: Tom Servo In all fairness, it was equally wonderful to meet you and get an opportunity to talk with you. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian The only regret one can have from a weekend like that is not getting a chance to meet and chat with everyone. Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM (ftFVW) 25
I had no idea what to expect as this was my first TXMoMe. To be honest with you, I don't do very well in large gatherings. But, I felt at home with the best of friends. God willing and the creeks don't rise. We will be back next year. For those who have never attended. Please plan on it. You will not regret it. I guarantee it. Or your cardboard subscription back.
Had the same experience last year, and am already regretting not making it this year. Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM (v23vE) 26
In fairness, is this the ONT?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at October 23, 2022 10:05 PM (Xrfse) 27
im really hoping i can make it to the meetups at some point. im finally safely in the PNW. but i only have a couple horses now
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:05 PM (jhAhX) 28
David Strom has a good piece up over at HA about "The Dem's Last Talking Point." Looks like the word has gone out that the last two weeks before the election are going to be dominated by every dem chanting in unison, "Republicans will destroy the economy if you elect them!" Now there are about a thousand ways to point out how idiotic it is of them to select this as their big push, but it's looking tonight like they have talked to Gozer and Made Their Choice. You can see it starting to pop up in all the usual outlets already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2022 10:06 PM (q3gwH) 29
The TX MoMe was awesome! Glad you made it too, Mis Hum (aka Mia Ham)
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2022 10:07 PM (ucodm) 30
Conservatives: It's impossible to get a fair trial, the juries are controlled by leftists
Also conservative: I'm trying to get out of jury duty Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 23, 2022 10:07 PM (xLqhd) 31
You put that "Ana White" whore up instead of me?!
Posted by: SalaryCash Sarah at October 23, 2022 10:07 PM (llON8) 32
Frost, Minnesota - the hockey rivals of Frostbite Falls, no doubt.
Posted by: Valley Girl at October 23, 2022 10:07 PM (xxG/v) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 23, 2022 10:08 PM (Bd6X8) 34
Who was escorted from the Parliament building?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2022 10:08 PM (YJwUM) 35
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (LsEU/) 36
You put that "Ana White" whore up instead of me?!
Posted by: SalaryCash Sarah I paved the way for you low class floozies. Posted by: Nigerian Prince at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (ftFVW) Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (xxG/v) 38
You left after 12 Noon, suck it up Buttercup!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:03 PM (7D5IN) In fairness, I was almost the last person on the plane so my personal stress is real, I tell you real!!! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (hOUT3) 39
It's a good evening, Gushka's here! Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 23, 2022 10:08 PM (Bd6X a fine evening to see you too! hopefully you guys will be seeing more of me, now that things are getting settled and its getting dark early again Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (jhAhX) 40
inflation thru the roof, crashing DOW, gas prices high, interest rates climbing steadily. Everything worse than when Orangeman left office...IM definitely voting for more Democrat
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (+I6Y/) 41
David Strom has a good piece up over at HA about "The Dem's Last Talking Point." Looks like the word has gone out that the last two weeks before the election are going to be dominated by every dem chanting in unison, "Republicans will destroy the economy if you elect them!"
Posted by: Tom Servo Ummmm. . . . Didn't the Dems beat us to that already? Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (LsEU/) 42
{{{Jewels!!}}}
Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:10 PM (n/tIl) 43
About an hour from Nashville. Seems we're making decent time. Mrs b is really stomping on the loud pedal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2022 10:10 PM (gq6uf) 44
I don't want you to get too excited but . . .
In this videogame you can pretend to be a member of ABBA and sing along with their songs. https://bit.ly/3f0ut1w Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Smarter Than Lumpy Fetterman! at October 23, 2022 10:10 PM (FVME7) 45
I paved the way for you low class floozies.
Posted by: Nigerian Prince at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (ftFVW) Bruh. Posted by: Amway Recruiter at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (xLqhd) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3) 47
Biden claims he "signed a law" to forgive student loan debt. Then he digs even further by claiming it "passed by a vote or two."
https://bit.ly/3skk2ZM Posted by: bonhomme at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (i0wNm) Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (sYMRC) 49
Good evening morons and that was a lovely thank you note mh
May all the traveling morons have a soft landing Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (EZebt) 50
UPDATE: Austin Smith, 20, was arrested Saturday for giving the 10-year-old a permanent tattoo.
You can't give 10-year-old boys permanent tattoos. You can, however, castrate them. So you could get away with an "approved" tattoo? A ♀ on his cheek, or "TITS" across his chest? Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (P1f+c) 51
Looks like the word has gone out that the last two weeks before the election are going to be dominated by every dem chanting in unison, "Republicans will destroy the economy if you elect them!"
What that tells you is that they know they're about to be beaten like a redheaded rented mule. Might as well try to set things up for '24. Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (eOEVl) Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (ybIRR) 53
Hi Some Rat!! Hope you had a good time in Texas!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel) 54
Thanks for the post-TexMoMe, Mis Hum!
Fantastic photo up top. The caption could be: I will love you for the rest of my life... Great tune behind the photo. Another new-to-me musical act! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (CwSdS) 55
"Republicans will destroy the economy if you elect them!"
Posted by: Tom Servo Bold strategy, considering what everyone already knows. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (YJwUM) 56
In this videogame you can pretend to be a member of ABBA and sing along with their songs.
https://bit.ly/3f0ut1w Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Ooo! Ooo! Can I sing Dancing Queen!!?? Posted by: Buttigig at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (LsEU/) 57
Good evening horde. Just wanted to say thanks to the our hosts and organizers of this years MoMeet.
Posted by: redchief at October 23, 2022 10:12 PM (NAFMy) 58
If Alex Jones gets a $1B judgement against him for defamation, then I think Trump is on pretty solid ground for sueing The NY Times & Washington Post for same.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 23, 2022 10:12 PM (S7une) 59
About an hour from Nashville. Seems we're making decent time. Mrs b is really stomping on the loud pedal.
Damn, that's such a long drive. I couldn't do it. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 10:12 PM (nxdel) 60
inflation thru the roof, crashing DOW, gas prices high, interest rates climbing steadily. Everything worse than when Orangeman left office...IM definitely voting for more Democrat
Posted by: a dude in MI Yep, long as we're gonna have a total shit show at some point....let's get that crap over as quickly as possible. (Only about 60% joking) Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:12 PM (n/tIl) 61
The top pic reminds me of Boy F. His dog never cuddles like that with anyone else including yours truly.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2022 10:12 PM (EZebt) 62
IM definitely voting for more Democrat
Posted by: a dude in MI at October 23, 2022 10:09 PM (+I6Y/) At last, a citizen that wants to preserve our Precious Democracy by voting Democrat! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (hOUT3) Posted by: ColoradoMountainMarie at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (lOnud) 64
Re: the "recidivism" link. Why the Hell do Websites quote Twatter Twits Twice? They quote the Twit verbatim with the hashtags, etc., and then they quote again, minus the Twatter frippery. It adds zilch to the story; just fucks things up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (Ofjow) 65
SAR Fact: On average, men account for more than 50 percent of the people needing search and rescue aid.
I don't think the author of this article thought very hard about this one.... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (llON8) 66
im really hoping i can make it to the meetups at some point. im finally safely in the PNW. but i only have a couple horses now
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:05 PM The PNW MoMe is in central Washington in June. Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (4+bFW) 67
Make things as bad as possible, then blame the Republicans.
This has been the Democrat M.O. forever. Posted by: davidt at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj) 68
Just got home about 1/2 an hour ago. What a great trip. I had a great time meeting all the Morons. Four Cobs at one gathering! Is that a record?
Posted by: fd, I came, I saw, I got the shirt, AND a sticker at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (sn5EN) 69
MisHum, it was a pleasure to meet you and Mrs. Humanitarian.
Some people are exactly as one imagines (Bers!) but I was not prepared for your technicolor grooviness! You subverted my expectations. Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 23, 2022 10:14 PM (M9v7a) Posted by: A corn field at October 23, 2022 10:14 PM (LsEU/) 71
SAR Fact: On average, men account for more than 50 percent of the people needing search and rescue aid.
I don't think the author of this article thought very hard about this one.... Posted by: Helena Handbasket So, how long do I have to hold his beer and watch? Is he coming back? Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2022 10:14 PM (P1f+c) 72
Hi Some Rat!! Hope you had a good time in Texas!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer INCREDIBLE! But, one of my favorite ettes was missing! Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:14 PM (n/tIl) 73
Ooo! Ooo! Can I sing Dancing Queen!!??
Posted by: Buttigig Will you or your hubby sing Mama Mia afterward? Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:14 PM (ftFVW) 74
I think Trump is on pretty solid ground for sueing The NY Times & Washington Post for same.
He's talking about suing the Pulitzer Board, not the NYT or WaPo. Either way, I imagine it would be a heavy lift indeed for a figure as prominent as a President to sue anyone. Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2022 10:15 PM (eOEVl) 75
BTW MisHum. Great pic up top...doggies.
Posted by: ColoradoMountainMarie at October 23, 2022 10:15 PM (lOnud) 76
THUNDER!!
MisHum! Well done on music pic this ONT. https://youtu.be/cN9mVaWdsW4 Always liked this one. Check out a Scottish rock band called 'Gun'. Got a couple of their CDs. https://youtu.be/-N9FK0cKyVs Posted by: Puddleglum, back in Babylon DC at October 23, 2022 10:15 PM (sAmhv) 77
Greetings:
RE: Lost in the Wild" Back in the "80s, the sweetheart and I went to Death Valley to see the springtime flora bloom. One day, we were going away from the road a good bit, so I explained to her that she should look back and find a reference point to orient us on our return. When it was time for us to return, I asked her to point us in the right direction. She turned back and then sort of cringed. When I asked about her reference point, she confessed that it was "gone". Foolishly, I asked what it was and she mentioned a large RV in the parking area. Posted by: 11B40 at October 23, 2022 10:15 PM (uuklp) 78
So good to see you here again Guskha!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3) Hi there! i miss you Hrothgar! I missed all of you, but the world got a little out of control and i have only just recently got things where i have time to post and i feel like talking to people again I have tried to email Ben Had but maybe the new email is not recognized. i thought of her when i was offered a highbrow cat bred horse. its kinda nice but bone chips in the hocks, at 11 scared me off Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:15 PM (jhAhX) Posted by: Truck Stop Bathroom at October 23, 2022 10:16 PM (xLqhd) 80
29 The TX MoMe was awesome! Glad you made it too, Mis Hum (aka Mia Ham)
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2022 10:07 PM (ucodm) Just hamming it up Buddy Can I tell you about the latest and freshest fast food restaurant and a really cool yacht rock song? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:16 PM (7D5IN) 81
72 Hi Some Rat!! Hope you had a good time in Texas!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer INCREDIBLE! But, one of my favorite ettes was missing! Posted by: Some Rat Yes, it wasn't quite the same without our Jewells there! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:16 PM (hOUT3) 82
75 BTW MisHum. Great pic up top...doggies.
Posted by: ColoradoMountainMarie at October 23, 2022 10:15 PM (lOnud) Thank you. I believe every child should have a dog. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:17 PM (7D5IN) 83
About an hour from Nashville. Seems we're making decent time. Mrs b is really stomping on the loud pedal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Safe travels ! Posted by: JT at October 23, 2022 10:17 PM (T4tVD) 84
The proper syLABle to emPHAsize when pronouncing MisHum's name, is:
Gentleman. And his bride, quite the Lady. Our current lineup of COBs has the blog in pretty damn fine shape. Pretty shameless of Weasel though, to take that bribe of a whole ammo-can of Peanut M&Ms, right out in public like that! But if that's what it takes to keep a COB happy, then small price, I'd call it! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2022 10:17 PM (e6UQI) 85
69 MisHum, it was a pleasure to meet you and Mrs. Humanitarian.
Some people are exactly as one imagines (Bers!) but I was not prepared for your technicolor grooviness! You subverted my expectations. Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 23, 2022 10:14 PM (M9v7a) Awww And truly humbled. It was so great to meet you. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (7D5IN) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse) 87
I have tried to email Ben Had but maybe the new email is not recognized. i thought of her when i was offered a highbrow cat bred horse. its kinda nice but bone chips in the hocks, at 11 scared me off
Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch Put "Gushka" in the subject line, that will get here attention! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3) 88
The PNW MoMe is in central Washington in June.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (4+bFW) like near Ellensburg ? Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (jhAhX) 89
Complete panic is setting in among Oregon Democrats.
Three Congressional seats that were gerrymandered to be Democratic are now toss-ups, and the inept Democratic gubernatorial candidate can't find traction. It had been a three-way race between the D, the R, and a conservative D running as an independent. It's becoming obvious that the independent can't win, so her votes are migrating - to the R. They've brought in Biden, Elizabeth Warren, and Bernie Sanders is coming in this week. Cynics are noticing that the Leftist visitors are sticking to Portland, to boost turnout in Portland hopefully without the rest of the state noticing. The plan was to keep the election close enough that the elections officials in Portland could steal it, but the margin for the R may be beyond the margin of theft. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG) 90
I could have been one of the first ten comments, but I got lost in a national park.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:19 PM (uy503) 91
But, one of my favorite ettes was missing!
Aww.. thank you. I thought of you guys all weekend! Some of the ettes kept me updated on the shenanigans. Well.. off to bed. Doctor appt tomorrow. Big day. Much love to you all. Stay safe. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 10:20 PM (nxdel) 92
Well shoot.
With so many swillin' and grillin' in Texas, I thought sure I'd make the top ten commenters. *kicks dirt* Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39) 93
In the Barney Miller episode "Loan Shark" Detective Wojciehowicz (Wojo) arrests a tattoo artist. During the booking, Wojo tells him that tattooing is illegal in New York City. At the time this episode aired (197 tattooing was, indeed, illegal due to Hepatitis B outbreak. New York City banned the act of tattooing from 1961-1997. So it was still illegal for almost 19 years AFTER this episode aired. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (63Dwl) 94
I believe every child should have a dog.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian True that! My brother, sister, and I grew up with a wonderful dog as kids and even though we are all 29 now, we still remember and laugh at his antics! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3) 95
Trudeau's handgun transfer ban comes as no surprise, and as far as I am concerned, it is a non-issue. Stupid as Hell, of course, but that's no surprise. What do you expect from a pig, but a grunt?
Prior to this ban, for me to legally own a handgun, I would have to have a "restricted" Possession and Acquisition Licence (PAL), and any handgun purchase would have to be vetted by the RCMP. And the ONLY permissible reason to own one is to take it to the range for target shooting. Cannot carry. Cannot use for home defence. Cannot even plink on one's own rural property. Why would I put myself on the State's radar screen for this totally illusory privilege of owning a handgun that I cannot use in any meaningful way? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (Ofjow) Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (Lzpvj) 97
54 Thanks for the post-TexMoMe, Mis Hum!
Fantastic photo up top. The caption could be: I will love you for the rest of my life... Great tune behind the photo. Another new-to-me musical act! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 23, 2022 10:11 PM (CwSdS) Thanks, sitting in Dallas off tomorrow for 0Dark30 to Chicago to Minneapolis to the Frozen Tundra. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (7D5IN) 98
Put "Gushka" in the subject line, that will get here attention!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (hOUT3) its actually part of the addy, but ok. will try again. i sent some awesome pix of Goodie, her favorite colt of mine, taken before i moved, and all hell broke loose. Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (jhAhX) 99
95 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (Ofjow)
My understanding is that there are more guns in Oz than there were prior to their games in the cities. They don't get it. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 10:21 PM (Lzpvj) 100
If Alex Jones gets a $1B judgement against him for defamation, then I think Trump is on pretty solid ground for sueing The NY Times & Washington Post for same.
Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 23, 2022 10:12 PM (S7une) You're asking for parity from people who don't understand the meaning. Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 23, 2022 10:22 PM (ybIRR) 101
...beyond the margin of theft.
Posted by: The ARC of History! Mythical place. See: Never Neverland, The End of the Rainbow, etc. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2022 10:22 PM (YJwUM) 102
Must add. "I thought all those kung-flu pricks were supposed to keep you from geting the kung flu, prick? Hey peeps. Hope everyone had a blast this weekend.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 23, 2022 10:22 PM (3Or4S) 103
90 I could have been one of the first ten comments, but I got lost in a national park.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:19 PM (uy503) ***SNORT*** Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:23 PM (7D5IN) 104
but the margin for the R may be beyond the margin of theft.
Posted by: The ARC of History! How much is it worth to you? Posted by: Democrat Vote Counting Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3) 105
"Some people are exactly as one imagines (Bers!) but I was not prepared for your technicolor grooviness! " I wasn't surprised by how MisHum looked 'cause I already knew he was cool. I was surprised, however, at how well that FBI guy could cook. Posted by: fd, I came, I saw, I got the shirt, AND a sticker at October 23, 2022 10:23 PM (sn5EN) 106
The PNW MoMe is in central Washington in June.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:13 PM (4+bFW) like near Ellensburg ? Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23 Near Yakima. Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:24 PM (4+bFW) 107
The plan was to keep the election close enough that the elections officials in Portland could steal it, but the margin for the R may be beyond the margin of theft.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG) At this point I fully expect them to just flat out go for the steal no matter how outrageous the numbers look and dare anybody stop them Posted by: a dude in MI at October 23, 2022 10:24 PM (+I6Y/) 108
"I've never been lost, but I was once mighty confused for three days."
Posted by: Shit Daniel Boone Actually Said at October 23, 2022 10:24 PM (oTZbj) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:24 PM (Ofjow) Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/) 111
Getting ready to board the plane to DayTWAAAH.
Merry ONT to all, and safe return for all those traveling. Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 23, 2022 10:25 PM (M9v7a) 112
Oregon and Washington used to be purple states. Then along came the scheme to commit election fraud on a massive scale and those two become deep blue.
It can't be said often and loudly enough. Election integrity is the top priority for every state the GOP controls. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 23, 2022 10:25 PM (xxG/v) 113
105
"Some people are exactly as one imagines (Bers!) but I was not prepared for your technicolor grooviness! " I wasn't surprised by how MisHum looked 'cause I already knew he was cool. I was surprised, however, at how well that FBI guy could cook. Posted by: fd, I came, I saw, I got the shirt, AND a sticker at October 23, 2022 10:23 PM (sn5EN) He did stand out, didn't he? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:26 PM (7D5IN) 114
Hey Jewells. Your accordion playing moron was at the MoMe and remembers you.
Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2022 10:26 PM (AmoqO) 115
Near Yakima.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:24 PM (4+bFW) oh yeah so doable. i got a good friend in Omak another in Twisp. Thats a less "I can do that myself" kind of drive. (Trust me, the world is safer with me not on the road in an F-250) Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:27 PM (jhAhX) 116
I still hope to someday get the chance to ask a healthcare worker if those vax are available in suppository form. Just so I can hit 'em with the follow-up.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at October 23, 2022 10:27 PM (YJwUM) Posted by: kbdabear at October 23, 2022 10:27 PM (qAR6u) 118
...beyond the margin of theft.
Posted by: The ARC of History! Mythical place. See: Never Neverland, The End of the Rainbow, etc. We'll see. Hilariously, some "people of faith" in Portland got an incredibly draconian gun measure on the ballot, that among other things requires that the cops interview and test anyone wanting a gun permit, which is only good for five years. (No funding is provided for the cops to do this, of course.) Nothing better for boosting rural and conservative turnout. Portland's county is less than 20% of the State - even with North Korean voting levels, there is a limit on how much they can swing the results. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 10:27 PM (I2/tG) 119
Why would I put myself on the State's radar screen for this totally illusory privilege of owning a handgun that I cannot use in any meaningful way?
Some decisions are harder than others. Best of luck to you, either way. Your country has gone totally bonkers. Ours is right on your heels. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2022 10:28 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 23, 2022 10:28 PM (xxG/v) 121
He did stand out, didn't he?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Well perhaps he thought by ditching the Ray-bans, he could pull it off... Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:28 PM (n/tIl) Posted by: Miklos is OK for now in terms of drinkies and smokies at October 23, 2022 10:29 PM (CL6ZF) 123
Near Yakima.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:24 PM (4+bFW) oh yeah so doable. i got a good friend in Omak another in Twisp. Thats a less "I can do that myself" kind of drive. (Trust me, the world is safer with me not on the road in an F-250) Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10: I look forward to meeting you next Spring. I'll be driving in from the Willamette valley. Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:29 PM (4+bFW) 124
In a move that is somehow both stunning and not surprising at all, Canada officially banned the buying, selling and transferring of handguns on Friday. People will also not be able to bring newly acquired handguns into the country.
It seems to me if we cared about freedom we'd be shipping billions of dollars worth of military hardware to the people of Canada rather than to the Nazis of Ukraine. Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2022 10:29 PM (kOpft) 125
86 Who was escorted from the Parliament building?
Funkadelic? Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse) It's enough to make you wanna tear the roof off the myths. Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:30 PM (uy503) 126
#11
Canteen full of Everclear and Mountain Dew. Posted by: Miklos is OK for now in terms of drinkies and smokies #12, pitched out of car in the dead of night. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:30 PM (n/tIl) 127
If Alex Jones gets a $1B judgement against him for defamation, then I think Trump is on pretty solid ground for sueing The NY Times & Washington Post for same.
Posted by: FriscoYoda There are more liberal judges than you can possibly imagine! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:30 PM (hOUT3) 128
I look forward to meeting you next Spring. I'll be driving in from the Willamette valley.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 10:29 PM (4+bFW) im in Skagit. where people are still largely sane. I had a dude sit next to me in a diner and unprovoked explain the whole Q thing to me. i listened to him and we talked for a while, and nobody looked at him strange. Coming from California, that was an odd feeling. Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:32 PM (jhAhX) 129
Complete panic is setting in among Oregon Democrats.
as a rabblerouser and organizer and friend of other rabblerousers, every conversation comes back to this central point: it's *so* stark how much work over the next four years depends on Kotek [the D] winning. Housing? Inequality? Criminal Justice Reform? Transportation? Climate?!? --- and oh yeah, ABORTION?!?! we simply can't afford four years of not just stagnation but active loss of decades of slow and steady accomplishments. we're already on the precipice of so much social collapse already. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG) 130
Predator 6, the Yautja fight their most evil opponents: Karens.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 23, 2022 10:33 PM (xxG/v) 131
Gushka
Are you in the Ellensburg area? It's my home now. The PNWMoMe's have usually been in Yakima. There was an emergency one just east of the river a couple of years ago. There aren't many of us but, we have booze. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 10:34 PM (zNcSj) 132
Good Sunday evening, ONTers!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2022 10:34 PM (4I/2K) 133
Spoke too soon. Massive traffic on I40. I think scuba dude said there was a bad accident. You know, you fuck up that bad they need to just bulldoze the shit to the side and lime the body .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 23, 2022 10:34 PM (gq6uf) 134
it's *so* stark how much work over the next four years depends on Kotek _________ Aren't Koteks tampons? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 10:35 PM (1Nxff) 135
#11
Canteen full of Everclear and Mountain Dew. Posted by: Miklos is OK for now in terms of drinkies and smokies #12, pitched out of car in the dead of night. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:30 PM (n/tIl) #13 Snipe hunt goes wrong. Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2022 10:35 PM (anj39) 136
Had hiked 30 dsys on the AT to the GSMNP. Entered the park office for permits of 7 nights in the Smokies. I had my iti erary already planned, with a 'plan b' as a backup. Up along Freont, i had wanted to cut across country to a trail below me. It didn't look steep on the map!? The ranger chortled and said that 'you probably don't want to do that.' I loved the trails. Never been lost. But was a might bewildered for a few days. Yep, stay put at night. Go downhill, follow water. Getting lost in arid regions woud be a major bummer.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at October 23, 2022 10:36 PM (3Or4S) 137
Hello Horde. Posting tonight from Raton NM. Thought I'd get off the road in time for the gun thread but obviously not. And I even have a range report! Short version: My goal was to learn the basics of shooting Jesse's AR-15, and I did, with Weasel Buddy Geoff's intro class and coaching from Stinky's Daddy. I had trouble using the scope but I rang some steel at 100 yards.
Most importantly I got to catch up with many Hordians I already knew and made some new friends. Miss y'all already. Now to read the content.... Posted by: screaming in digital at October 23, 2022 10:36 PM (iW+za) 138
Aren't Koteks tampons?
That joke has been done to death. There was hopes that Biden would screw that up when he spoke in Portland, but I guess his staff rehearsed the correct pronunciation of "Kotek" all the way to Oregon on Air Force One. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG) 139
"# 11Canteen full of Everclear and Mountain Dew.
Posted by: Miklos is OK for now in terms of drinkies and smokies #12, pitched out of car in the dead of night. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:30 PM (n/tIl) #13 Snipe hunt goes wrong. Posted by: Diogenes" #14 This truck will go anywhere. Posted by: Bubba at October 23, 2022 10:37 PM (sn5EN) 140
131 Gushka
Are you in the Ellensburg area? It's my home now. The PNWMoMe's have usually been in Yakima. There was an emergency one just east of the river a couple of years ago. There aren't many of us but, we have booze. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 10:34 PM (zNcSj) well im in Skagit on the flats in farm country. Yakima has a special place in my heart but no we didnt settle there. I will look forward to coming tho...and i KNOW it will be fun. Im pretty sure by June i will have stable help. Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:37 PM (jhAhX) 141
#13 Snipe hunt goes wrong. Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2022 10:35 PM (anj39) _________ #14 Should have turned left in Albuquerque Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 10:38 PM (1Nxff) 142
125 86 Who was escorted from the Parliament building?
Funkadelic? Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2022 10:18 PM (Xrfse) It's enough to make you wanna tear the roof off the myths. Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:30 PM (uy503) The "myths"? Really, autocorrect, are you truly that culturally ignorant that you can't recognize "mutha"? Get bent, you hack algorithm. Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:38 PM (uy503) Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:38 PM (n/tIl) 144
So it needs like I need postaholics anonymous....
Hi my name is sven. Posted by: sven At sockpuppets anonymous, do you have to introduce yourself "hi, my names are....." Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2022 10:39 PM (P1f+c) 145
Can I tell you about the latest and freshest fast food restaurant and a really cool yacht rock song?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10:16 PM (7D5IN) *dialing up The Little River Band* Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2022 10:39 PM (ucodm) 146
Gushka! We are practically neighbors! We could have a microMoMe with Nurse R and other fine Morons!
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at October 23, 2022 10:40 PM (BbSpR) 147
Gushka
That's excellent. Nurse Ratched and Mark usually ramrod, steamroll the meet ups. Lots of fun and some great people. Skagit Flats. Nice country. I wouldn't live there for the world. I love the desert. Hope to meet you someday. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 10:41 PM (zNcSj) 148
At sockpuppets anonymous, do you have to introduce yourself "hi, my names are....."
Posted by: mikeski Snort! "We're two hours into this meeting and only 3 people have introduced themselves...." Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:41 PM (n/tIl) 149
Aren't Koteks tampons?
I thought it was old life vest packing. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:38 PM (n/tIl) K'pok. Tulsi Gabbard dresses as a Klingon for Halloween. (denounces self) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:41 PM (Ofjow) 150
At sockpuppets anonymous, do you have to introduce yourself "hi, my names are....."
Posted by: mikeski Pixy would not allow. Posted by: Miklosian synonymous at October 23, 2022 10:42 PM (S++gC) 151
135 #13 Snipe hunt goes wrong.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2022 10:35 PM (anj39) Isn't getting somebody so lost that it takes three days and thirty bloodhounds to find him again the purpose of a snipe hunt? Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:43 PM (uy503) 152
>>> 138 Aren't Koteks tampons?
That joke has been done to death. == Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 10:37 PM (I2/tG) Are you new here? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2022 10:43 PM (llON8) 153
Well.
Apparently I have just been chosen UK Prime Minister. Or Boris was just drunk and having me on a bit. Posted by: Sir Miklos, Knight of the Garter of the Bath at October 23, 2022 10:45 PM (S++gC) 154
Isn't getting somebody so lost that it takes three days and thirty bloodhounds to find him again the purpose of a snipe hunt?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:43 PM (uy503) Ha! Particularly for city dwellers. Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2022 10:45 PM (anj39) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 10:46 PM (1Nxff) 156
Spoke too soon. Massive traffic on I40. I think scuba dude said there was a bad accident. You know, you fuck up that bad they need to just bulldoze the shit to the side and lime the body .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Plenty of room him in the ravine behind our house just down the road. Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 10:46 PM (LsEU/) 157
Plenty of room him in the ravine behind our house just down the road.
Posted by: Tonypete We dreamt of having a ravine.... Posted by: Sir Miklos of Yorkshire at October 23, 2022 10:48 PM (S++gC) 158
I was geeked to make it to my 2nd TXMoMe and if I have anything to say about it, next year will be my third. My thanks to everyone who made this happen!
Don’t forget that an annular eclipse takes place on October 14, 2023. Now back to my boring life of class prep and grading… Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2022 10:48 PM (Msoqw) 159
Spoke too soon. Massive traffic on I40. I think scuba dude said there was a bad accident. You know, you fuck up that bad they need to just bulldoze the shit to the side and lime the body .
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division Can't you bail off the Interstate and take US numbered routes or State routes? I have done that numerous times. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:49 PM (Ofjow) 160
Ten reasons people get lost in the wild.
---- This so easy. Inability to use a compass, and read a map. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 10:49 PM (raMfo) 161
Now back to my boring life of class prep and grading…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 *hands over some Champipple* Posted by: Grady and Fred at October 23, 2022 10:49 PM (S++gC) 162
I was geeked to make it to my 2nd TXMoMe and if I have anything to say about it, next year will be my third.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 It has become an official budget item in my life. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (n/tIl) 163
So how did Trudeau do this? Did he put on his ermine robe and wave his magic scepter? [ . . . ]Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 09:59 PM (I2/tG)
From what I have understood, the position of Prime Minister is intended to be an "elected king" and is intended to be different from the US' approach of federalism and decentralization. Until recently the power to act like a jackbooted thug was not followed by acting like a jackbooted thug. But Justine apparently believes in the millennium once everyone obeys. Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym) 164
Ten reasons people get lost in the wild.
---- This so easy. Inability to use a compass, and read a map. You're forgetting the all-important "abducted and probed by aliens". Posted by: Archimedes at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (eOEVl) 165
124: go to any media outlet in a major Canadian city and shootings lead the news, oddly enough. I guarantee you it won’t change.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (Msoqw) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (raMfo) 167
The only regret one can have from a weekend like that is not getting a chance to meet and chat with everyone.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM The only time I got to talk to Tom Servo was at the check-in desk of the hotel. There were a lot of people there and a lot of talking was done. Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2022 10:51 PM (iZEhM) Posted by: Miklos is intrigued at October 23, 2022 10:52 PM (S++gC) 169
We are practically neighbors! We could have a microMoMe with Nurse R and other fine Morons!
Posted by: Sabrina Chase That's excellent. Nurse Ratched and Mark usually ramrod, steamroll the meet ups. Lots of fun and some great people. Skagit Flats. Nice country. I wouldn't live there for the world. I love the desert. Hope to meet you someday. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote Winston: i am actually coming from the desert in california and i am tired of water insecurity and wondering if i will have power. my particular illness hates heat so i kinda had to pick a place like this so i could go outside and ride. Heat makes me really sick Sabrina: hey do you girls wanna meet up at The Rex, on best road? or in Mount vernon where we have our pickof various micro breweries. i would love a mini Mo Me. like has been getting me down Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 10:52 PM (jhAhX) 170
Can't you bail off the Interstate and take US numbered routes or State routes? I have done that numerous times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ___ We took a US highway from Little Rock to near our AO across the Mississippi. Got home at around 7 this evening. Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 10:52 PM (eBD6b) 171
We dreamt of having a ravine....
Posted by: Sir Miklos ------- I could loan you mine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, Number 2 digging shovel and some ambition, one can make their own. The plans are pretty simple. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (n/tIl) 172
Y'all go to sleep, you're tired and ain't thinking straight. Get some sleep. get up eat something and have come coffee. Tomorrow's a new day.
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (0OP+5) 173
I highly recommend finding local morons and have regular meetings. It's a reminder likeminded folks exist.
Btw the entirety of the DMV MGC deployed to the TxMoMe. Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (pwExq) 174
Spoke too soon. Massive traffic on I40. I think scuba dude said there was a bad accident. You know, you fuck up that bad they need to just bulldoze the shit to the side and lime the body . Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division _________ "You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses?! What the hell’s the matter with you?!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (q3/dB) 175
*waves to Eromero*
Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (eBD6b) 176
The only regret one can have from a weekend like that is not getting a chance to meet and chat with everyone.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM The only time I got to talk to Tom Servo was at the check-in desk of the hotel. There were a lot of people there and a lot of talking was done. Posted by: Cybersmythe You mean I could show up and nobody would even know? Hmmmm.... Posted by: Sekrit Miklos at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (S++gC) 177
166 We dreamt of having a ravine....
Posted by: Sir Miklos ------- I could loan you mine. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (raMfo) I used to have a ravine, but it was holding me back. I had to ditch it. Posted by: tankdemon at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (uy503) 178
Can't you bail off the Interstate and take US numbered routes or State routes? I have done that numerous times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon If Bers is past Nashville he can go south a bit and take US70 to Crossville. Might help. It sort of parallels I40. Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (LsEU/) 179
From what I have understood, the position of Prime Minister is intended to be an "elected king" and is intended to be different from the US' approach of federalism and decentralization.
Until recently the power to act like a jackbooted thug was not followed by acting like a jackbooted thug. But Justine apparently believes in the millennium once everyone obeys. Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym) I believe there was an Act of Parliament to support this. I also expect, that when the Conservatives form the next government, they will shitcan this, as they shitcanned the Long Gun Registry. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (Ofjow) 180
"You let a whole column get stalled and strafed on account of a couple of jackasses?! What the hell’s the matter with you?!"
*sobs and begs* Posted by: Sicilian peasant at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (eOEVl) 181
It has become an official budget item in my life.
Posted by: Some Rat All things considered, it is a quite modest investment when you consider the fun, food, conversations, and training sessions you will have! Good to meet you this weekend, Brother Rat! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (hOUT3) 182
161: Crown Apple, please.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2022 10:55 PM (Msoqw) 183
167 The only regret one can have from a weekend like that is not getting a chance to meet and chat with everyone.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM Then there is the problem of remembering that you did, if you did, for us over 29 folks. Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO) 184
All things considered, it is a quite modest investment when you consider the fun, food, conversations, and training sessions you will have!
___ This is true for the most part. Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 10:56 PM (eBD6b) 185
Gushka
I get the adverse to heat. We haven't seen any water restrictions here since I moved here eight years ago. It is cooling off nicely though. Frost this morning. High of 55. A good day to walk the neighborhood and enjoy a cigar. Bourbon will be a bit later. Welcome to the PNW! Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 10:57 PM (zNcSj) 186
I highly recommend finding local morons and have regular meetings. It's a reminder likeminded folks exist.
Btw the entirety of the DMV MGC deployed to the TxMoMe. Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (pwExq) Yet again, I agree with blaster. A small MoMe with just a few people you already like, or just know from the blog, is still a lot of fun. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:57 PM (hOUT3) 187
176 The only regret one can have from a weekend like that is not getting a chance to meet and chat with everyone.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 23, 2022 10:04 PM I spotted you a couple times, but did not get the chance to say hi. I missed a lot of folks, actually. Well there's always next year. Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2022 10:57 PM (4HP6Z) 188
I could loan you mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer What kind? Coal or Claymore? Posted by: Miklos ------ More clay than coal. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 10:57 PM (wcvdH) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:58 PM (hOUT3) 190
You mean I could show up and nobody would even know?
Hmmmm.... Posted by: Sekrit Miklos at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (S++gC) I figure that's how it would work. Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ) 191
124: go to any media outlet in a major Canadian city and shootings lead the news, oddly enough. I guarantee you it won’t change.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 23, 2022 10:50 PM (Msoqw) And the shootings are almost invariably done by non-white immigrant thugs using weapons smuggled into the country by native Indians whose reserves straddle the border. Misuse of of legally-owned handguns by their lawful owners is unicorn-like in its rarity. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:58 PM (Ofjow) 192
Hey, All Hail Eris. I didn't get a chance to talk to you after that one time. If you still want to talk to me about "Sad Puppies" send me an email.
Link in NIC. Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2022 10:59 PM (iZEhM) 193
I missed a lot of folks, actually. Well there's always next year.
Posted by: Pug Mahon I think this is typically an almost universal feeling after a MoMe! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3) 194
It seems to me if we cared about freedom we'd be shipping billions of dollars worth of military hardware to the people of Canada rather than to the Nazis of Ukraine.
Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2022 10:29 PM (kOpft) I THIS idea is YUGELY appealing. If only.... And double F the Ukraine Nazis. Posted by: Voter theater. at October 23, 2022 10:59 PM (tlzQB) 195
Good to meet you this weekend, Brother Rat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! As the Bob's would say: "The pleasure is all on this side of the table." Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 11:00 PM (n/tIl) Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 23, 2022 11:00 PM (I2/tG) 197
I’m a little late getting here tonight but I want everyone to know we love enabling Ben had. It’s wonderful to meet all of the attendees. I’m off to bed, it’s been a long week and a long day.
Posted by: Rancherbob at October 23, 2022 11:00 PM (gtu9W) 198
Pleased to have met you and the missus, Mis. Hum.!
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 23, 2022 11:00 PM (Om/di) 199
This so easy.
Inability to use a compass, and read a map. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 10:49 PM It can be very easy to get lost. I've spent a lot of time in the back country and am very familiar with compass and maps. I was also a surveyor at one time. One trip to the Mount Jefferson wilderness area the foliage was so dense that two feet off the trail and you disappear. I got lost 40 feet from camp taking my morning constitution. Because I was a surveyor I did leave a trail flagging tied to some trees. It took me a bit of time to find the flagging. If it wasn't there I would have screwed. Posted by: Beartooth at October 23, 2022 11:00 PM (4+bFW) 200
And double F the Ukraine Nazis.
If the Republicans take power, they'll stop sending tens of billions of dollars to Ukraine! Posted by: Bad Democratic Party Arguments! at October 23, 2022 11:01 PM (I2/tG) 201
185 Gushka
I get the adverse to heat. We haven't seen any water restrictions here since I moved here eight years ago. It is cooling off nicely though. Frost this morning. High of 55. A good day to walk the neighborhood and enjoy a cigar. Bourbon will be a bit later. Welcome to the PNW! Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 10:57 PM (zNcSj) i dont smoke cigars often anymore, but if we get together i will light up with you. I have found that the rain is not so bad. i grew up on North shore in Hawaii, so i am used to rain and rain and rainforest. this area actually reminds me of Kahuku in the late 70s. its weird, but i sort of already feel at home. but the first months were consumed with building the stable inside the barn, so we are hardly moved in yet. Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 11:03 PM (jhAhX) 202
Now comes the hard part -- remembering which face went with which nic. There were so many.
The second hardest part -- going back to work tomorrow. Posted by: Weak Geek at October 23, 2022 11:03 PM (Om/di) 203
Now comes the hard part -- remembering which face went with which nic. There were so many.
___ That fat back woman was me. Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 11:04 PM (eBD6b) 204
black
Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 11:04 PM (eBD6b) 205
I highly recommend finding local morons and have regular meetings. It's a reminder likeminded folks exist.
Btw the entirety of the DMV MGC deployed to the TxMoMe. Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (pwExq) I hope to become a more regular member of the DMV MGC. By the way, my buddy here near Houston (where I'm staying for a few nights) is already working on those 2 "unofficial" Glocks. I'll keep you posted. Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2022 11:04 PM (ucodm) 206
Now comes the hard part -- remembering which face went with which nic. There were so many.
___ That fat black woman was me. Posted by: SMH Heh! The glasses wearing white guy was me. Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 11:06 PM (n/tIl) 207
Gushka
I won't force you light up. I have few remaining vices. Cigars are one. Good bourbon is another. It is hard moving in and having to build stuff. I'm signing off for the night. The piece about people getting lost in the wilderness is a lot too close to home for me. Night All. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 11:06 PM (zNcSj) 208
I think Trump is letting his ego get the better of him. It'll make people on our side happy, but it will also convince some fence straddlers that he's not focused on important things. Just my opinion.
I agree. He just looks petty and silly. He needs to stop. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (nxdel Agree however having played with NFL All Pro caliber players in college you take the weird, counterproductive stuff along with super human abilities. There is only one Trump and unfortunately G*d did not make him perfect...but He did give Trump a set of balls that are......Trumpian. For mostly better and infrequently worse. Posted by: Voter theater. at October 23, 2022 11:06 PM (tlzQB) 209
I think Trump is letting his ego get the better of him. It'll make people on our side happy, but it will also convince some fence straddlers that he's not focused on important things. Just my opinion.
I agree. He just looks petty and silly. He needs to stop. Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at October 23, 2022 10:01 PM (nxdel Agree however having played with NFL All Pro players in college you take the weird, counterproductive stuff along with super human abilities. There is only one Trump and unfortunately G*d did not make him perfect...but He did give Trump a set of balls that are......Trumpian. For mostly better and infrequently worse. Posted by: Voter theater. at October 23, 2022 11:07 PM (tlzQB) 210
I believe there was an Act of Parliament to support this. I also expect, that when the Conservatives form the next government, they will shitcan this, as they shitcanned the Long Gun Registry.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM (Ofjow) I admit my understanding of Canadian government is up there with my comprehension of fundamental particle physics. A friend of my dad's was aghast at my attempt to use American terms for the Canadian legislature, and then I had to learn what a Riding was. Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym) 211
Night All.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at October 23, 2022 11:06 PM (zNcSj) nighters! and trust me i like cigars! nobody forces me to do shit these days Posted by: Gushka can has Kitties what plays Fetch at October 23, 2022 11:08 PM (jhAhX) 212
You mean I could show up and nobody would even know?
Hmmmm.... Posted by: Sekrit Miklos at October 23, 2022 10:54 PM Well, yeah. You could put a nic nobody recognizes on the name tag and then say "I'm a lurker who's maybe made about three posts in my entire life" Hey! Wait a minute! Was that guy you? Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2022 11:08 PM (iZEhM) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 23, 2022 11:08 PM (kZEs9) 214
What fat women?
Posted by: Weak Geek at October 23, 2022 11:09 PM (Om/di) 215
You don't have to go out in the wilderness to meet a nasty end up here. Just going out to the outhouse will do it if the neighbors are mostly carnivorous and furry.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2022 11:09 PM (LOVUx) 216
That
Posted by: SMH fify - xoxo Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 11:09 PM (LsEU/) 217
Everybody at the MoMe was so youthful. Like they were just out of High School. I thought a sock hop was gonna break out.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2022 11:09 PM (sn5EN) 218
Damnit
Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2022 11:09 PM (LsEU/) 219
See!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2022 11:10 PM (7bRMQ) Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 11:10 PM (eBD6b) 221
That fat back woman was me.
Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 11:04 PM (eBD6b) And here I thought I'd cornered the market on back fat myself. Huh. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2022 11:10 PM (LOVUx) 222
You don't have to go out in the wilderness to meet a nasty end up here. Just going out to the outhouse will do it if the neighbors are mostly carnivorous and furry.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief "Chamber pots? We've got thirty of them. Why do you ask?" Posted by: Some Rat at October 23, 2022 11:12 PM (n/tIl) 223
What are the odds of this:
Frank Lutz's "room mate" refuses to back hot looking female Latina in her race against Sheila Jackass Lee. https://tinyurl.com/yrxkjsww Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2022 11:12 PM (7bRMQ) 224
Well, I drove home with a migraine and took a two hour nap this afternoon. I thought that would keep me up all night, but apparently not. I'm off to bed.
May blessings abound for one and all. Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2022 11:13 PM (iZEhM) 225
So glad to hear that the TXMoMe was another resounding success. G'nite y'all and God bless.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 23, 2022 11:14 PM (Xrfse) 226
We did NOT get the combination outhouse/shower house completed by the time snow came to the land at Willow this year. It is framed, and braced, but no sheathing or roofing. Probably not a bad thing, and we can finish it next May or so, but kind of a shame. It will be the big amenity up there until we get a well dug and a big ol' propane tank installed.
No more pooing in a bucket and stinking all weekend. Nearly civilized, one might say. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2022 11:15 PM (LOVUx) 227
While driving home today, I was paying attention to the trucks on the road, and the number of rigs sitting at truck stops during the day.
Some were half full, other not as much, but still more than what you'd usually see at certain times of the day, especially on weekends. I just spotted this article, and if this pans out like I think it will... BIDEN ECONOMY: US Has Only 25 Days of Diesel Supply – Shortage Could Cripple Economy As Bloomberg noted this week, “The US has just 25 days of diesel supply, the lowest since 2008, according to the Energy Information Administration. At the same time, the four-week rolling average of distillates supplied, a proxy for demand, rose to its highest seasonal level since 2007.” The Biden administration has remained strangely silent, probably hoping that the dismal news doesn’t hit the mainstream because it’s a total political timebomb waiting to go off, especially as the midterm elections are so close. https://tinyurl.com/2jnybejk Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2022 11:17 PM (eBD6b) 228
G'night fine morons. Sleep safe.
Posted by: ColoradoMountainMarie at October 23, 2022 11:18 PM (VXPtr) 229
>>>Everybody at the MoMe was so youthful. Like they were just out of High School. I thought a sock hop was gonna break out.
Posted by: fd >You didn't realize that your grandpa was going to be there? Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 23, 2022 11:21 PM (geVLo) 230
So what if a Canadian comes across an abandoned firearm? Must the discovery be reported?
Posted by: Weak Geek, looking for loopholes at October 23, 2022 11:23 PM (Om/di) 231
I just saw an press briefing by the new Alberta Premier, Danielle Smith. Premier Smith said she was considering granting a legal amnesty to any Albertans charged with lockdown offenses
https://tinyurl.com/yckywuuw Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:23 PM (xhaym) 232
Good night, COMM!
Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2022 11:24 PM (ucodm) 233
You don't have to go out in the wilderness to meet a nasty end up here. Just going out to the outhouse will do it if the neighbors are mostly carnivorous and furry.
Posted by: tcn -- At the local grocery store today, the lady in front of me, a rather scrawny burnt out post-hippie type, had two 50 lb. bags of generic dog food in her cart. Just making conversation, I observed, 'You must have several dogs, or large ones'. Her: "Oh, no, it's for the bears" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 11:24 PM (wcvdH) 234
">You didn't realize that your grandpa was going to be there?
Posted by: Dr. Bone " A MoMe is kind of like a family reunion. That you actually want to go to. Posted by: fd at October 23, 2022 11:24 PM (sn5EN) 235
Dayum that rib, chicken and other meats paella that CBD posted about at the MoMe looked mighty fine.
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at October 23, 2022 11:24 PM (aoFfE) 236
144 Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2022 10:39 PM (P1f+c)
Hello mikeski, Biden's Seeping Brain, Shirtless Darrow's Legal Merry Go Round, Bojo's Barber, Putin's Rodeo Bear, Liz truss vapor trail, Queen Elizabeth's Pony Ride in Heaven..... Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:24 PM (Lzpvj) 237
BIDEN ECONOMY: US Has Only 25 Days of Diesel Supply – Shortage Could Cripple Economy
25 days is enough to get past the election, so policy success. Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2022 11:25 PM (kOpft) 238
>>> 233 You don't have to go out in the wilderness to meet a nasty end up here. Just going out to the outhouse will do it if the neighbors are mostly carnivorous and furry.
Posted by: tcn -- At the local grocery store today, the lady in front of me, a rather scrawny burnt out post-hippie type, had two 50 lb. bags of generic dog food in her cart. Just making conversation, I observed, 'You must have several dogs, or large ones'. Her: "Oh, no, it's for the bears" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2022 11:24 PM (wcvdH) It's not bad but it's rather dry. We're waiting for her to dawdle the next time she dumps the kibble outside. Posted by: bears at October 23, 2022 11:26 PM (llON8) 239
No more pooing in a bucket and stinking all weekend. Nearly civilized, one might say.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2022 11:15 PM (LOVUx) ---------- But you can still poo in a bucket recreationally, right? Right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2022 11:26 PM (Qzn2/) 240
237 Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2022 11:25 PM (kOpft)
I know we will outlaw further fuel exploration and demand immediate electrification of the logistics net.... Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:26 PM (Lzpvj) Posted by: The bears at October 23, 2022 11:26 PM (sn5EN) 242
No more pooing in a bucket and stinking all weekend. Nearly civilized, one might say.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 23, 2022 11:15 PM (LOVUx) Sawdust and wood chips are your friends here, TCN. They hold down the scent and use the nitrogen to convert to compost. You can lash up a composting toilet that might be good enough for a short visit that way. Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:27 PM (xhaym) 243
I am overwhelmed by post-FOMO, having missed the latest MoMee.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2022 11:27 PM (Qzn2/) 244
"So what if a Canadian comes across an abandoned firearm? Must the discovery be reported?
Posted by: Weak Geek, looking for loopholes" I would like to report a firearm abandoned in a lake. Posted by: A Smart Canadian at October 23, 2022 11:30 PM (sn5EN) 245
So what if a Canadian comes across an abandoned firearm? Must the discovery be reported?
Posted by: Weak Geek, looking for loopholes at October 23, 2022 11:23 PM (Om/di) Well, theoretically, yes. In practice, it would depend upon the circumstances. Find a rusty old rifle leaning against a tree in the bush, left by a careless or lost hunter? Sure, snag it. Find a relatively new Glock in the ditch near a major highway? Probably a crime gun, too hot for the user to keep. Don't want to have that, years later, it might be used to tie me to the crime. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:32 PM (Ofjow) 246
I would like to report a firearm abandoned in a lake.
Posted by: A Smart Canadian at October 23, 2022 11:30 PM (sn5EN) Are you the Lady of the Lake? Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2022 11:33 PM (AmoqO) 247
245 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:32 PM (Ofjow)
I am slowly getting fascinated by 30-50 pound repeating crossbows. https://youtu.be/xUMBKcRwl9k Not optimal, but the hoplophobic luddites must be made to understand man is an adaptable being. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:35 PM (Lzpvj) 248
How is your French? The film Le Visiteur de Futur is coming out in September
https://youtu.be/eaHYgSCgUnw Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:36 PM (xhaym) 249
I just saw an press briefing by the new Alberta Premier, Danielle Smith. Premier Smith said she was considering granting a legal amnesty to any Albertans charged with lockdown offenses
https://tinyurl.com/yckywuuw Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:23 PM (xhaym) She had better do more than just "consider" it. And she ought to make reparations to those who were arrested and jailed, like Pastor Artur Pawlowski. Damages paid. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:36 PM (Ofjow) 250
So Canada has banned all guns for the most part...yup.
And the Lame stream media both here and north say nothing about CHICOM service personal...sort of ...hanging out...in certain Northern Providences of Canada? Hhhmmm...little late for an October surprise, but hey, there is always Halloween yo... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2022 11:37 PM (J00IM) 251
And the Lame stream media both here and north say nothing about CHICOM service personal...sort of ...hanging out...in certain Northern Providences of Canada?
Hhhmmm...little late for an October surprise, but hey, there is always Halloween yo... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2022 11:37 PM (J00IM) You mean the Chinese cops setting up shop in certain southern Ontario towns? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:39 PM (Ofjow) 252
I highly recommend finding local morons and have regular meetings. It's a reminder likeminded folks exist.
Btw the entirety of the DMV MGC deployed to the TxMoMe. Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2022 10:53 PM (pwExq) I hope to become a more regular member of the DMV MGC. By the way, my buddy here near Houston (where I'm staying for a few nights) is already working on those 2 "unofficial" Glocks. I'll keep you posted. Posted by: Doof at October 23, 2022 1 I'll be more than.happy to host a Houston area get together of at my club if anyone is interested. Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2022 11:39 PM (HleWc) 253
A MoMe is kind of like a family reunion. That you actually want to go to.
Posted by: fd Sort of like a family reunion with the family you wish you had Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana! ~ at October 23, 2022 11:40 PM (hOUT3) 254
251 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:39 PM (Ofjow)
Xi is grinning like Enzyte Bob, he is getting serious payback for the SMP and HKP era. Ah well we brought it on ourselves. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:40 PM (Lzpvj) 255
The Chinese are going to take over Canada? Will there be eh rolls?
Posted by: A Smart Canadian at October 23, 2022 11:40 PM (sn5EN) Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2022 11:41 PM (J00IM) Posted by: Weak Geek, looking for loopholes at October 23, 2022 11:43 PM (Om/di) 258
From the Gun Thread:
If anyone is (or has a spouse who is) very shy, bring them along and park them next to me! I, too, am quite shy, but as someone said yesterday, this is Texas, and there is no such thing as a stranger at the MoMe - just friends you haven't met yet :-) One thing that we do need to do is make sure that EVERYONE wears a name tag - the folks who have been coming for years pretty much know most of the people who show up, but the MoMe has gotten so big that the newbies (and some of us not-so-newbies) need a score card to put faces to names. If I am there early enough next year, I will volunteer to man the nametag table - it's a great way to meet people! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas Every year the Texas MoMe gets better and better! It was wonderful seeing friends from past MoMes and meeting new friends who I hope to see again next year. Thanks to all who helped to make this such a fantastic time! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AOS Ladies' Team plucky comic relief at October 23, 2022 11:43 PM (SRRAx) 259
255 Posted by: A Smart Canadian at October 23, 2022 11:40 PM (sn5EN)
Nah they will create "material commerce zones", at this stage of the charade they are going to tell Canada that they are "here to help and monitor Chinese nationals going to school or working here you know to help you" eventually they will demand more police power using crimes by and towards Chinese to justify it. Most countries needed to be indebted with the belt and road initiative, but by golly Punchy Castreau is doing it gratis. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:43 PM (Lzpvj) 260
I'll be more than.happy to host a Houston area get together of at my club if anyone is interested.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2022 11:39 PM (HleWc) I'm interested. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K) 261
Nah they will create "material commerce zones", at this stage of the charade they are going to tell Canada that they are "here to help and monitor Chinese nationals going to school or working here you know to help you" eventually they will demand more police power using crimes by and towards Chinese to justify it.
Colonizers are okay as long as they're not white. Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2022 11:46 PM (kOpft) 262
I am also interested in a Houston area get together
Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2022 11:47 PM (iZEhM) 263
She had better do more than just "consider" it. And she ought to make reparations to those who were arrested and jailed, like Pastor Artur Pawlowski. Damages paid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:36 PM (Ofjow) I am just jealous because I doubt any Governor elected in my state this cycle will say anything more than "were you harmed by anything we did in the last 30 months? Of course not" Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym) 264
Onward! To a bold future comrades! eh?
Posted by: The CCCP at October 23, 2022 11:49 PM (sn5EN) 265
Spread that far has it?
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2022 11:41 PM (J00IM) Well, there really aren't any "northern" Provinces. I think Quebec, for historical reasons, is the only one to extend north of Lat. 60N. Maybe part of Labrador, which was a "territory" until it was attached to Newfoundland in the 1980's or thereabouts. Ontario is delimited on the North by Hudson Bay, and all the Western Provinces are delimited on the North by the 60th Parallel. I have driven across it, just to say I did. North of 60, we have two "Territories", Nunavut in the East, and Northwest Territory in the West. Not provinces. I have been to both, which most Canadians have not. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:50 PM (Ofjow) 266
261 Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2022 11:46 PM (kOpft)
The dispassionate historian in me grants the Chinese their hurt pride, and if the Qing Dynasty ever gets the Windsor Household in a bar room I will sit it out. The whole thing kind of shows the folly of relitigating the past, but of course that assumes Pan-Anglia still has the strength to tell them to fuck off. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:50 PM (Lzpvj) 267
OOOOHHHH CANNNADA!!
SO F**KED YOU ARE SO F**KED. Yeah wave the fla...flag...even your vaulted hockey season won't save your asses. Man "O" Man... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2022 11:52 PM (J00IM) 268
Drive to MoMe without making wrong turns and/or getting lost Well, there's always next year. Posted by: Weak Geek at October 23, 2022 11:52 PM (Om/di) 269
I'm interested.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2022 11:44 PM (4I/2K) I am also interested in a Houston area get together Posted by: Cybersmythe at October 23, 2022 11:47 PM (iZEhM) Now we officially have a 'group'. 😀 I'll mention it on the daywalker threads and sooner rather than later we'll come up with the best date to do it. Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2022 11:53 PM (HleWc) 270
Apparently the Chinese police presence in Canada is to "facilitate" the forced return to China of Chinese citizens who run afoul of the Chicom government. Which is evil enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:53 PM (Ofjow) 271
Yeah wave the fla...flag...even your vaulted hockey season won't save your asses.
Man "O" Man... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 23, 2022 11:52 PM (J00IM) Well, you might be right, but get your facts right. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:54 PM (Ofjow) 272
The whole thing kind of shows the folly of relitigating the past, but of course that assumes Pan-Anglia still has the strength to tell them to fuck off. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:50 PM (Lzpvj) You forget the draw of legitimizing planned crimes in the future by highlighting offenses suffered in the past. That sort of thing is hard to resist if your entire cultural spiel is based on that. China almost had an industrial revolution in the 13th Century with the Song dynasty, and after the Mongols lost their occupation, instead of continuing with it, China sucked into itself because that guaranteed power for the elites. Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:55 PM (xhaym) 273
I was mistaken. There were 5 cobs at this MoMe. That's got to be a record.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2022 11:57 PM (sn5EN) 274
I was mistaken. There were 5 cobs at this MoMe. That's got to be a record.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2022 11:57 PM (sn5EN) Did Ace show up? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:58 PM (Ofjow) 275
272 Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:55 PM (xhaym)
The gambit is there to destroy the precedence of English Common law and liberty as cornerstones in the west. We are led by retards, and the people who should be angered were taught they are all bathed in cultural original sin. Posted by: sven at October 23, 2022 11:58 PM (Lzpvj) 276
273 I was mistaken. There were 5 cobs at this MoMe. That's got to be a record.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2022 11:57 PM (sn5EN) ---------- Dave's not here, man. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 23, 2022 11:59 PM (Qzn2/) 277
I would like to have a MOME in SO-Cal at an abandoned NIKE missile Base " Full Cold War Bravado" to educate ya all how we used to do things when Ron was in charge...before the downfall.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:00 AM (J00IM) 278
Now we officially have a 'group'. 😀 I'll mention it on the daywalker threads and sooner rather than later we'll come up with the best date to do it.
Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2022 11:53 PM (HleWc) I hope to be good to go in a few weeks time. The Bell's Palsy is responding well to treatment. Rehabbing my face is my priority to be able to smile and eat in polite company without slurping and dropping food from my mouth. Every day it gets a little bit better. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K) 279
272 Posted by: Kindltot at October 23, 2022 11:55 PM (xhaym)
I am something of a Sinophile China had about a 1000 year technological head start in 215. I am not even joking, however populations and cultural leaders make choices and they squandered their gifts to party. That is literally what destroyed the latter Han dynasty. Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 12:01 AM (Lzpvj) 280
I was mistaken. There were 5 cobs at this MoMe. That's got to be a record.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2022 11:57 PM (sn5EN) I imagine a TXMoMe where ace attends and is in a study where he grants an audience to various morons. 'May your first child be a masculine child' Posted by: polynikes at October 24, 2022 12:01 AM (HleWc) 281
270 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2022 11:53 PM (Ofjow)
That would be the "just the tip" pretext....remember when Canada stood for human rights? Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 12:02 AM (Lzpvj) 282
Apparently the Chinese police presence in Canada is to "facilitate" the forced return to China of Chinese citizens who run afoul of the Chicom government. Which is evil enough. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon That's eerily reminiscent of the Shah of Iran years. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2022 12:02 AM (63Dwl) 283
I would like to have a MOME in SO-Cal at an abandoned NIKE missile Base " Full Cold War Bravado" to educate ya all how we used to do things when Ron was in charge...before the downfall.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:00 AM (J00IM) There is an abandoned Nike missile base near Marana, AZ. I drove to it. Not much left but a ring of pavement in the desert. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:02 AM (Ofjow) 284
I imagine a TXMoMe where ace attends and is in a study where he grants an audience to various morons. 'May your first child be a masculine child'
Posted by: polynikes at October 24, 2022 12:01 AM (HleWc) I ain't a-kissin' no ewok furry hand. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:02 AM (4I/2K) 285
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:00 AM (4I/2K)
We won't do it without you. Take as long as you need. Posted by: polynikes at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (HleWc) 286
I forgot to count Weird Dave because I never got a chance to speak to him. I did talk to Gingy a bit.
Squirrel, MisHum, Weasel, CBD (we think), and WD. No ace or Sefton, maybe next year. No AOP either. Maybe next year? Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (sn5EN) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (Bd6X8) 288
That would be the "just the tip" pretext....remember when Canada stood for human rights?
Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 12:02 AM (Lzpvj) Like I said, it's evil, and reason #100,001 why Trudeau is an ass. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:05 AM (Ofjow) 289
"I ain't a-kissin' no ewok furry hand.
Posted by: Count de Monet " Me either. I'm still waiting for an apology. Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:05 AM (sn5EN) 290
I ain't a-kissin' no ewok furry hand.
Ummm... I don't think that's his hand. Especially if it still smells like Marco Rubio's trash. Posted by: Methos at October 24, 2022 12:05 AM (kOpft) 291
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I'm sorry Al...my facts I get from military "people". I understand this is pretty raw right now...I do not mean to insult or otherwise debase you. I do in fact respect you. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:06 AM (J00IM) 292
No AOP either. Maybe next year?
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (sn5EN) I am not a Cob, but I wish I had been able to go to the TxMoMee. Will try to do it next year. Would want to go by way of AZ to gather up "stuff". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:06 AM (Ofjow) 293
Ummm... I don't think that's his hand.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (Bd6X *commences heaving motions* Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:06 AM (4I/2K) 294
I am not a Cob, but I wish I had been able to go to the TxMoMee. Will try to do it next year. Would want to go by way of AZ to gather up "stuff".
I ain't getting in the trunk of any Studebaker. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 12:07 AM (Bd6X8) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 24, 2022 12:08 AM (nhBb/) 296
MisHum, it was a pleasure to meet you and Mrs. Humanitarian.
Some people are exactly as one imagines (Bers!) but I was not prepared for your technicolor grooviness! You subverted my expectations. Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 23, 2022 10:14 Awww And truly humbled. It was so great to meet you. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 23, 2022 10 --- Awesome, having met MisHum, before his heady days as a cob (remember MH, Chavez was there) I later met the delightful Eris at a nice LV interlude. My mind explodes at seeing you both together at a MoMee. Hopefully next year if I can last that long. Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2022 12:09 AM (55Qr6) 297
I'm sorry Al...my facts I get from military "people".
I understand this is pretty raw right now...I do not mean to insult or otherwise debase you. I do in fact respect you. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:06 AM (J00IM) No problem. Just trying to set the record straight. I think there have been Chinese troops doing "winter exercises" in some northern areas. It is not well-reported. And it's not like China lacks its own regions with snowy winters. Again, a criminal act by Trudeau and his sycophants. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:09 AM (Ofjow) 298
Astros sweep the Yankees to win the AL pennant, 6-5. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:09 AM (q3/dB) 299
You forget the draw of legitimizing planned crimes in the future by highlighting offenses suffered in the past. That sort of thing is hard to resist if your entire cultural spiel is based on that. Sounds like "reparations" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2022 12:10 AM (63Dwl) 300
Well I know you are not a cob but I would like to meet you and talk and about cars and stuff. Maybe next year I can coax our 49 year old motorhome to transport us. This year she decided to shed a couple of exhaust manifold studs the week before.
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:10 AM (sn5EN) 301
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Posted by: FriscoYoda at October 24, 2022 12:10 AM (S7une) 302
I ain't getting in the trunk of any Studebaker.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 12:07 AM (Bd6X Gee, they have nice trunk carpets made of woven paper strands. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:11 AM (Ofjow) 303
Astros sweep the Yankees to win the AL pennant, 6-5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:09 AM (q3/dB) Go 'stros! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:12 AM (4I/2K) 304
I forgot to count Weird Dave because I never got a chance to speak to him. I did talk to Gingy a bit.
Squirrel, MisHum, Weasel, CBD (we think), and WD. No ace or Sefton, maybe next year. No AOP either. Maybe next year? Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (sn5EN) Buck too, hopefully Posted by: Doof at October 24, 2022 12:12 AM (ucodm) 305
Astros sweep the Yankees to win the AL pennant, 6-5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:09 AM (q3/dB) Mattress Mac one step closer to reimbursing $3000 or more in mattress purchases. Are you up for a Houston get together? Posted by: polynikes at October 24, 2022 12:13 AM (HleWc) Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 24, 2022 12:13 AM (Bd6X8) 307
Astros sweep the Yankees to win the AL pennant, 6-5.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:09 AM (q3/dB) Go 'stros! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:12 AM (4I/2K) Get your metal trash cans ready Posted by: Doof at October 24, 2022 12:14 AM (ucodm) 308
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My Dude... I have a couple of sites here in Cali where we could host it big league in the actual missiles holding chambers underground....venting for the BBQ's of course. Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:15 AM (J00IM) 309
If I had my pick of Studebakers it would be one from the '49 to '51, think those were the years, range. Always thought they looked hot.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 24, 2022 12:15 AM (nhBb/) 310
Man how crazy, the astros "got lucky" against NY for the whole series...
because God knows the Yankees are never the worse team Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 12:16 AM (Lzpvj) 311
BIDEN ECONOMY: US Has Only 25 Days of Diesel Supply – Shortage Could Cripple Economy
25 days is enough to get past the election, so policy success. Posted by: Methos Dems keeping it classy. Fucking fuckity fuck-fuckers. Sorta like ring the bell and run, but a much larger flaming bag of dogshit left on all our porches Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 24, 2022 12:16 AM (dLgZX) Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:17 AM (J00IM) 313
Well I know you are not a cob but I would like to meet you and talk and about cars and stuff. Maybe next year I can coax our 49 year old motorhome to transport us. This year she decided to shed a couple of exhaust manifold studs the week before.
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:10 AM (sn5EN) There is a trick you can do with a MIG welder to remove studs that have broken off flush with the head, or even a little deeper in. Use the welder to build a little pinnacle on the end of the broken stud, until said pinnacle projects about a quarter inch. Place a standard nut over the pinnacle, weld it to the pinnacle, allow to cool, and wrench on it. Almost certainly on the first try, the pinnacle will break off. Never mind. Do it again, and again, and again. Eventually, the repeated heat/cool cycles will break the rust bond that locked the broken stud in place, and the last weld will hold, and the broken stud will back out quite freely. Trust me, this works, and can be a lot faster than drilling it out. Leaves clean threads in the hole, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:18 AM (Ofjow) 314
On the international get together front, Japan is selling military antenna technology to the Indians. They are trying to diminish Russia and China's attraction.
Good thing. India's been getting the cold shoulder from us since GWB. Really stupid. Mercenary bastards would be good allies. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 24, 2022 12:19 AM (nhBb/) 315
Evening all
Sounds like the MOME was a success. I've never had paella. It looked delicious and also labor intensive. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 24, 2022 12:19 AM (fivxw) 316
Well, sven. Even in the 2017 scandal, the 'Stros could ONLY cheat at home games, the system was built into the scoreboard and responded to in the dugout, etc.
Road games? No trash cans, no signals. Just winning Game 7 in L.A. as Doubleday and God intended. Frankly, I think the Astros are out on a Mission to Prove Themselves Worthy, and WIN while being Pure as the Driven Snow. Tonight, the odds say they might just have a chance to do exactly that? And THEN, what shall be your complaint? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 12:21 AM (e6UQI) 317
316 Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 12:21 AM (e6UQI)
You misunderstand me, I am mocking the Yankee fans. Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 12:22 AM (Lzpvj) 318
I don't think there were any Nike bases still in operation "when Ron was in charge."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 24, 2022 12:24 AM (x61Im) Posted by: Sports broadcast executives at October 24, 2022 12:24 AM (Om/di) 320
Visited a friend over in Oakland this afternoon. Dude can grill. Gorged and then took home a whole bunch of stuff.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 24, 2022 12:24 AM (KAi1n) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:27 AM (q3/dB) 322
"No New York! No Southern California! Give me that poison!" Posted by: Sports broadcast executives at October 24, 2022 12:24 AM (Om/di) _________ *cackles immoderately* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:29 AM (1Nxff) 323
..Trust me, this works, and can be a lot faster than drilling it out. Leaves clean threads in the hole, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:18 AM (Ofjow) That penetrating solvent product y'all are seeing on the Late Nite TeeVee? "Superzilla", supposedly breaking loose impossibly rusted in fasteners and etc? If you can get a sample size, give it a try. Previously frozen in bolts on my utility trailer broke-free with an overnight soak in the stuff. And when I say "broke free", I'm not talking 3ft. breaker bar. The real test (that no solvent I know of has ever defeated). Steel bolts holding the slider to hoist the sail in the aluminum track of an anodized aluminum sailboat mast. The electrolysis on those renders the flats on the bolt to be something less distinct than any "six sided" fastener head any of us know of. If it can release that bolt, it'll be able to do anything. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 12:29 AM (e6UQI) 324
Well, almost 2230 here. Going to get an early one. Had a restless night last night. Surprised I haven't dozed off before now. Time to go to bed and get a good 8 hours sleep. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:30 AM (Ofjow) 325
"Trust me, this works, and can be a lot faster than drilling it out. Leaves clean threads in the hole, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon" I will probably try welding a nut on the stud first. I have to get the manifold off but I am soaking the other studs for a few days so I don't break them too. This stud apparently broke while we were driving down the road, 70 miles from home. The manifold started leaking and got worse and worse as we went on. When we got home I discovered the stud was missing and broken off way down in the hole. I don't think I've seen one do that before. Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:30 AM (sn5EN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 24, 2022 12:32 AM (1Nxff) 327
No AOP either. Maybe next year?
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:03 AM (sn5EN) Buck too, hopefully Posted by: Doof If I go, Doof can ride shotgun and pick the music. Posted by: Miklos be Trippin' at October 24, 2022 12:35 AM (S++gC) 328
..You misunderstand me, I am mocking the Yankee fans. Posted by: sven at October 24, 2022 12:22 AM (Lzpvj)
Forgive me then, please, friend! But what are we to make of CBD, wandering around with this "CBD, Red Sox Fan" name tag, so proudly displayed? Jim Sunk New ..*strickenbybanhammer* Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 12:35 AM (e6UQI) Posted by: International Brotherhood of Stud Nut Welders at October 24, 2022 12:36 AM (S++gC) 330
The real test (that no solvent I know of has ever defeated). Steel bolts holding the slider to hoist the sail in the aluminum track of an anodized aluminum sailboat mast. The electrolysis on those renders the flats on the bolt to be something less distinct than any "six sided" fastener head any of us know of. If it can release that bolt, it'll be able to do anything.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 12:29 AM (e6UQI) Not having TeeVee, late night, or otherwise, I have not heard of that stuff. I see Ace hardware sells it. Might give it a try. I tend to disregard "plant based" and "green" hyped products. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:36 AM (Ofjow) 331
North and South Korea say they have exchanged warning shots along their disputed western sea boundary,
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 24, 2022 12:37 AM (nhBb/) 332
If I had my pick of Studebakers it would be one from the '49 to '51, think those were the years, range. Always thought they looked hot.
Posted by: Braenyard Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen are all Studebakers on they Momma's side. Posted by: Miklos would not mess with them at October 24, 2022 12:40 AM (S++gC) 333
..Not having TeeVee, late night, or otherwise, I have not heard of that stuff. I see Ace hardware sells it. Might give it a try. I tend to disregard "plant based" and "green" hyped products. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 24, 2022 12:36 AM (Ofjow)
Might be the only instance where "plant based oils" really work? I've taken 90% isopropyl, sent it down the threads of a very hot fastener, chased immediately by two or three drops of Kroil. If the "Superzilla" can beat that, I'll buy it in bulk. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 12:42 AM (e6UQI) 334
Hi Farmer, I logged off before your comment last ONT. FWIW, the LV Meetup still occurs (2020, 2021) but only Hat and I show up. Perhaps August 2023 will be different. Posted by: Arbalest at October 24, 2022 12:42 AM (FlRtG) 335
I know where 3 unrestored Golden Hawks are sitting, stored in an old Western Auto store. The owner is getting up there In age, and they may become available soon.
Posted by: fd at October 24, 2022 12:43 AM (sn5EN) 336
So...
The MID-TERMS go to the Republicans in both the house and the senate... FGB launches out Ex. orders to cripple the incoming Majority. Keep you powder dry... Posted by: Nightwatch at October 24, 2022 12:45 AM (J00IM) Posted by: Talcum X at October 24, 2022 12:46 AM (S++gC) 338
Out here in our semi-rural valley, when the weather is perfect, as it has been today, with no furnace or fans buzzing, the waterheater and fridge idling, we hear the owls in the distance, some pack of coyotes, the whistle and rumble of the train half-mile away down by the river; the dog and cat are nestled down for the night, quiescence rules…
and I think, what's the Hidden Click tonight? OMGGGGG ITSSS ROCCCCKKKKKk crank it up aftermath: crickets. No, I mean, really, crickets. Posted by: mindful webworker - unpersoned by yootoob kareens at October 24, 2022 12:47 AM (1PGp+) 339
"The MID-TERMS go to the Republicans in both the house and the senate..."
Impeachment hearings start immediately on day one. Posted by: Fantasy Land at October 24, 2022 12:48 AM (sn5EN) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2022 12:48 AM (U2p+3) 341
As Shirtless Darrow's trial enters its 4th week, the end is in sight. A few more pointless defense witnesses, perhaps including his mom, then Closing Arguments, then prep of final jury instructions and their recitation, and then at last the jury should have the case.
I'm leaning towards a very brief jury deliberation and a quick Guilty On All Counts verdict. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 12:48 AM (4I/2K) 342
I'm leaning towards a very brief jury deliberation and a quick Guilty On All Counts verdict.
Posted by: Count de Monet A peroration on Reparations. Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 24, 2022 12:51 AM (S++gC) 343
Woof. I'm home. What an amazing trip.
Love all y'all! Posted by: nurse ratched Feel the Love. Ommm..... Posted by: Sri Miklosawannashawarma at October 24, 2022 12:53 AM (S++gC) 344
It took me forever to get home today, much that could go wrong went wrong and I barely made my flight. No matter all that, I had a blast at the MoMe, lots of fun and laughs with old friends and new. Now I really need to get some sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 24, 2022 12:54 AM (a4EWo) 345
Now I really need to get some sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz * slowly swings pocket watch* Posted by: Miklos also feels sleepy, veddy sleepy... at October 24, 2022 12:56 AM (S++gC) 346
A peroration on Reparations.
Posted by: Shirtless Darrow at October 24, 2022 12:51 AM (S++gC) Your closing arguments, based on the defense case and evidence including witnesses you put on, should be a tour de force of gibberish Unless you start bawling like a baby again. Another thought - if you call yourself to the stand to testify, this case won't get to the jury this week. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 01:00 AM (4I/2K) 347
Evening horde. Finally made it through the threads. It was great meeting with everyone this year and looking forward to next year.
Posted by: Redchief at October 24, 2022 01:03 AM (NAFMy) 348
Rest well, all you MoMe attendees.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 01:05 AM (4I/2K) 349
I just realized I (or someone) should do a Downfall "Biden finds out about the TxMoMe"
Posted by: Miklos gets frisky after dark at October 24, 2022 01:06 AM (S++gC) 350
..Another thought - if you call yourself to the stand to testify, this case won't get to the jury this week. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 01:00 AM (4I/2K)
Would a schizophrenic put on Final Arguments both for and against himself? Moronic Minds wanna know? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 01:06 AM (e6UQI) 351
Rest well, all you MoMe attendees.
Posted by: Count de Monet And a quiet Prayer of Intercession for the rest of us. Posted by: Miklos could use that help at October 24, 2022 01:07 AM (S++gC) 352
Would a schizophrenic put on Final Arguments both for and against himself?
Moronic Minds wanna know? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 24, 2022 01:06 AM (e6UQI) It would tie in to his "Two Sides To Every Story" opening statement. Hmmm. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 01:09 AM (4I/2K) 353
And a quiet Prayer of Intercession for the rest of us.
Posted by: Miklos could use that help at October 24, 2022 01:07 AM (S++gC) Yes. This. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 24, 2022 01:10 AM (4I/2K) 354
It would tie in to his "Two Sides To Every Story" opening statement. Hmmm.
Posted by: Count de Monet More convincing if he were cross-eyed. Posted by: Juror Miklos #4 at October 24, 2022 01:10 AM (S++gC) Posted by: Miklos, Collector of All Knowledges at October 24, 2022 01:20 AM (S++gC) 356
I logged off before your comment last ONT. FWIW, the LV Meetup still occurs (2020, 2021) but only Hat and I show up. Perhaps August 2023 will be different.
Posted by: Arbalest at October 24, 2022 12:42 Add me for next year, I'll be there if I'm still kicking. I'm getting the radioactive seeds in my prostate early Nov. They tell me it's 85% odds of a cure. Hope to see you there a year from now. Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2022 01:23 AM (55Qr6) 357
Now that I apparently am left in charge
*SOUNDS THE VUVUZELA* In a Culturally Respectful way, of course. Posted by: Miklos, now where is that button accordion at October 24, 2022 01:25 AM (S++gC) Posted by: Count de Monet, fuck cancer anyways at October 24, 2022 01:29 AM (4I/2K) 359
> Are you the Lady of the Lake?
Posted by: Javems at October 23, 2022 11:33 PM (AmoqO) ...and Justin's Mommy, her arm clad in the purest gold lame disco dress, emerged from the lake, holding aloft an AK-47 and a vial of the purest Bolivian cocaine. Her mouth and other arm wer busy with Fidel Castro and Mick Jagger, who were floating just below the surface. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2022 01:39 AM (bW8dp) 360
TY Count, I trust I will be fine. You should join us in Vegas, fall of 2023.
Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2022 01:39 AM (55Qr6) 361
> I'm getting the radioactive seeds in my prostate early Nov. They tell me it's 85% odds of a cure.
So if you had another kid, he might be Spiderman? 85% is pretty good. Good wishes coming your way. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2022 01:41 AM (bW8dp) 362
85% is pretty good. Good wishes coming your way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 24, 2022 01:4 TY RB. They told me after a dmx test I had a 56% chance of cancer, it's a genetic test. Well I won that one, hope I win the one with 85% odds. Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2022 01:57 AM (55Qr6) 363
TY Count, I trust I will be fine. You should join us in Vegas, fall of 2023.
Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2022 01:39 AM (55Qr6) Thanks for the invite. Posted by: Count de Monet, fuck cancer anyways at October 24, 2022 02:00 AM (4I/2K) 364
365 Farmer I plan on being in LV, at the Rio, on or about 02 August, but this is subject to change. 85% success with the radioactive seed is a good deal. I think the isotope used only lasts a week or so (all that is needed), so there is little chance of damaging other parts. I think you will be fine. Posted by: Arbalest at October 24, 2022 02:01 AM (FlRtG) 365
TY Count, I trust I will be fine. You should join us in Vegas, fall of 2023.
Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2022 01:39 AM (55Qr6) Thanks for the invite. Posted by: Count de Monet *buys Lottery ticket* *wins* *buys jet* *invites Self* Posted by: Miklos, actual project manger at October 24, 2022 02:04 AM (S++gC) 366
With that irrepressible Miklos humor, I'm out.
Goodnight moon. Posted by: Count de Monet, fuck cancer anyways at October 24, 2022 02:06 AM (4I/2K) 367
With that irrepressible Miklos humor, I'm out.
Goodnight moon. Posted by: Count de Monet, I haz done bad? Posted by: Moon Moon Miklos, nice doggie at October 24, 2022 02:07 AM (S++gC) 368
Whew, at 5he end of day 1 of my circuitous journey back to the high chaparral.
Hello everyone and quickly to say Good Night. Thanks for the kind words throughout the day about the food. I'm glad it was enjoyed. Posted by: Pete Bog at October 24, 2022 02:09 AM (/yVB8) 369
Insomnia sucks
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 02:09 AM (xhxe8) 370
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Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 02:10 AM (xhxe8) Posted by: Uncomplainer at October 24, 2022 02:11 AM (S++gC) 372
As a side note, and as per my 2021 and 2020 invitations, everyone is invited to 2023. However, you do have to be conscious and coherent when the invitation arrives. Posted by: Arbalest at October 24, 2022 02:15 AM (FlRtG) 373
BREAKING
Philadelphia Fed forecasts recession in Q4 Depends on productivity in the key Skip sector Posted by: MiklosWatch at October 24, 2022 02:17 AM (S++gC) 374
One thing I do is not miss work
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 02:20 AM (xhxe8) 375
According to the Philadelphia Fed, Skip is responsible for 2.91 percent of the entire US GDP
Posted by: MiklosWatchAM at October 24, 2022 02:20 AM (S++gC) Posted by: Miklos invites Skip and his Missus to Mammy's in Myrtle Beach anytime at October 24, 2022 02:22 AM (S++gC) 377
As a side note, and as per my 2021 and 2020 invitations, everyone is invited to 2023. However, you do have to be conscious and coherent when the invitation arrives.
Posted by: Arbalest Send it quick then Posted by: Miklos is Ok today at October 24, 2022 02:23 AM (S++gC) 378
Evening, Horde...How goes it?
I'm joining the late-night crowd...Went to bed around 8 p.m. and woke up a little bit ago... TXMOME was as awesome as ever and it was great to meet Mis Hum and his fabulous bride! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 24, 2022 02:23 AM (K5n5d) 379
Got to get up early today too
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 02:26 AM (xhxe8) 380
TXMOME was as awesome as ever and it was great to meet Mis Hum and his fabulous bride!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I will allow this comment. Posted by: Misanthropic Dildo at October 24, 2022 02:26 AM (S++gC) 381
If I had Skip's work ethic, I would be rich. Or at least been ripped off for more money.
Posted by: Lazy, lazy Miklos at October 24, 2022 02:28 AM (S++gC) 382
off, sock
Posted by: Chuck C at October 24, 2022 02:41 AM (xttsV) 383
Miklos is Ko and Everyone: I have to confer with Hat, but he always says ok, but still, there is a procedure. I plan on sending the invitation in late May, again in June, and possibly in early July. Posted by: Arbalest at October 24, 2022 02:57 AM (FlRtG) 384
Did Joe BiteMe start WWIII yet?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 24, 2022 02:58 AM (geVLo) 385
Morning, gefolken! I woke up with Stirling the big black kitten next to me and couldn't go back to sleep. Common these days, I guess. The MoMe was a tremendous success, I see. Perhaps if I've retired next year I can drive down!
I made both the main top 10 commenters and the alias top 10? Wow! Today I need to call or write Personnel at my work to tell them about the fall I took about 10 days ago and that has resulted, I'm supposing, in my leg pain. Commenters here suggested it might be sciatica. I'm stretching and taking it easy, and the discomfort is still not going away. Maybe some physical therapy is in order. If Personnel balks at doing something, I do have a direct witness to my tripping on the stairs. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 24, 2022 03:23 AM (c6xtn) 386
Morning to Miklos and Jewells and Skip and Perfessor Squirrel -- and MisHum, whose work is indeed appreciated.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 24, 2022 03:29 AM (c6xtn) Posted by: Miklos has residual Affection for Cindy Mandina at October 24, 2022 03:30 AM (M5sIu) Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 24, 2022 03:33 AM (IQ/jg) 389
Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere
Is The place on Canal still good? Posted by: Miklos has residual Affection for Cindy Mandina at October 24, 2022 *** Still is, and I plan on going back when the weather cools. We'll have to be careful and go in . Betsy's Pancake House, not that far away, is thinking of moving because its patrons have had so many car break-ins in recent months that their business has fallen way off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 24, 2022 03:38 AM (c6xtn) 390
Mornin', all
Up early to be out the door early. Posted by: My Life is Insanity Don't forget to get dressed ! Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 03:38 AM (T4tVD) 391
In 389, I meant to to say "have to go in daylight." The kittens interrupted me. Somehow little Dagny manages to fit herself into a narrow shelf in my bookcase, and Stirling is fascinated by her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 24, 2022 03:40 AM (c6xtn) 392
Pouring down here
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 03:40 AM (xhxe8) 393
Kittens. Too cute!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 24, 2022 03:41 AM (IQ/jg) 394
Pouring down here
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2022 *** A damp 67 here, neither summer nor winter, yet not fall either. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 24, 2022 03:42 AM (c6xtn) 395
Still is, and I plan on going back when the weather cools. We'll have to be careful and go in . Betsy's Pancake House, not that far away, is thinking of moving because its patrons have had so many car break-ins in recent months that their business has fallen way off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Well, before my time comes, I would like to visit The City That Care Forgot one moar time. I hope that you will provide updates. Posted by: Miklos can talk Yat, if needed at October 24, 2022 03:43 AM (S++gC) 396
Kittens. Too cute!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 24, 2022 *** They are, and at the moment that is their only saving grace. It's amazing, the size difference. Stirling is 9 lbs, Dagny about 5 or so -- and yet they are the same age, give or take 2 weeks. Siberians grow slowly, and Dagny probably had to compete for food at the cattery. She eats enough now to make up for it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 24, 2022 03:44 AM (c6xtn) Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 03:44 AM (T4tVD) 398
Additional Noo Awlins question-
If I leave the top down on my car, would people still try to break in? Posted by: Miklos guesses Yes at October 24, 2022 03:46 AM (S++gC) 399
JT
Posted by: Next is Your Fate at October 24, 2022 03:49 AM (S++gC) 400
>>Don't forget to get dressed !
Posted by: JT Lol JT! No problem forgetting that! But I can't decide if jeans or capris. It's already 63 here Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 24, 2022 03:49 AM (IQ/jg) 401
Hiya MLii !
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 03:50 AM (T4tVD) 402
Miklos !
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 03:50 AM (T4tVD) 403
Did the Iggles win yestiddy ?
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 03:55 AM (T4tVD) 404
Don't forget to get dressed !
Posted by: JT Not sure, cannot be sure, but suspect that JT is always Dressed for Success. Posted by: Miklos, in hand-me-down Smoking jacket and silk boxers at October 24, 2022 03:56 AM (S++gC) 405
Had an adventure on way home from Up North yesterday. Flat tire on the interstate. Picked up a nail or something and it must've worked it's way through then blew through the sidewall of truck's rear tire. Luckily I was close to my brother's house and he came to rescue me. However, Sunday. Nothing open except big box stores, and none had a tire in stock. Limped my way home the 70 some miles on the stupid donut spare and dropped the truck at my local mechanic's shop where I know he will fix me up. (I just bought those tires this past spring, damn it! ) anyway, my spare is going to be a real tire going forward. I've put off spending the extra money to do it. Today is the day!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at October 24, 2022 04:00 AM (IQ/jg) 406
The rain is here !
Posted by: JT at October 24, 2022 04:00 AM (T4tVD) 407
Pixy's up!
Posted by: m at October 24, 2022 04:01 AM (GkGYg) 408
PIXY NOOD
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