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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/12/22)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

“We continue to urge the administration to promptly reimburse all the hospitals that were affected by these unlawful cuts in previous years and to ensure the remainder of the hospital field is not penalized for their prior unlawful policy, especially as hospitals and health systems continue to deal with rising costs for supplies, equipment, drugs and labor,” she said. AHA General Counsel and Secretary Melinda Hatton

Quote II

“I still tease him that when he got blown out by Alabama in that national championship game, I took all the heat off him because I called a beauty queen beautiful. I was the villain that night in the eyes of many, especially the woke journalists with some of the papers around the country,” Sportscaster Brent Musburger

Quote III

“If there were a Republican that was not an election denier, that I aligned with on all the issues, I would be thrilled. Show me a Republican who is not an election denier and I will endorse them.” Mesa Arizona Mayor John Giles


He would rather support a racist.


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Speaking of racists


Quote IV

“To my constituents — Serving you has been a privilege and one that I don’t give up lightly. You are my neighbors, my friends, and the reason for this service. … I hope you stay engaged and continue to fight for your fair share of the city’s resources. It’s hard to say goodbye, but please know that I was in this fight for you.” Nury Martinez, LA City Council Member


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The following story has a graphic photo-You have been warned.


We treat teenagers who puke up their food because they are too fat. Teenagers who think they are the opposite gender? Well there's treatment for that. Frankenpenis.

The phrase "moral panic" refers to a fear-driven mass overreaction to a phenomenon that is either false or minor. Witch hunts are the usual manifestation of a moral panic. There are no witches (well, technically not true, at least these days, but the witches didn't poison the well), so to freak out and persecute women because they might be a witch is a classic example of moral panic. The Satanic abuse craze of the 1990s is another. Again: a "moral panic" ensues when there is a mass freakout over something that doesn't exist, or is extremely minor and in no way justifies the size and intensity of the reaction.

The other day, I saw on Twitter someone saying that they are a good liberal and all that, but they are really worried about what they're seeing regarding the emerging culture of the medical and teaching professions encouraging children to transition to the opposite sex. "But," said this person, "I don't want to surrender to a moral panic."


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Thanks to CBD for last night's top notch ONT. I'm back and so is Paul Joseph Watson, Language-Warning


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No word if Amber Rose Barnes mistook these critters for tasty venison. Wild horses slaughtered.

The US Forest Service is investigating an incident where 15 horses were shot and left for dead near the northern Arizona town of Alpine.

The horses in the Apache-Sitgreaves National Forest were found with bullet wounds in their faces, necks, abdomens, and between their eyes, according to wildlife activists.

‘This hateful massacre is incomprehensible and the killer or killers must be brought to full justice,’ said Simone Netherlands, President of the Salt River Wild Horse Management Group.


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There are great jobs out there without a college degree. We all suspected this but now we know, "New Study Finds American College Students Extremely Biased and Out of Touch"

Earlier this week, I came across a fascinating and harrowing demographic report from the Center for the Study of Partisanship and Ideology, analyzing “elite” college students’ political biases.

It explains that college campuses are left-wing — shocker, I know — but moreover, it exposes what happens when insular college students hold absurdly unrepresentative viewpoints.

Across dozens of pages, the report unveils that these students live for several years on an island where religion is shunned, and race somehow correlates directly with political ideology. The gender gap is nearly five times larger than in the general population — as more men wisely eschew college.

And this matters. Remember, despite their naiveté and limited life experience, college students and recent graduates, unfortunately, have an outsized effect on politics.

They frequently work on and eventually lead political campaigns, so if collegians or graduate students tend to be more liberal, Democrat and Republican campaigns are staffed by people more left-leaning than their constituents.


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Well, it's not quite SMOD. But it is close!

Meeting aliens could trigger world war on Earth, experts say in chilling warning

Experts fear that the first nation to make contact with aliens will suddenly become the most powerful country on the planet, triggering a rift with rivals including so-called super powers


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I was debating, Tonight or Saturday night? Tonight is the night.

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Why tell the truth? It doesn't help the narrative one bit.

EXCLUSIVE: Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was told that the photographer who captured a clash between Border Patrol agents and Haitian migrants in Del Rio had said that the incident was being misconstrued – hours before Mayorkas joined a White House press conference where he didn’t challenge the false narrative.

The Sept. 24, 2021 email, obtained by the Heritage Foundation via a Freedom of Information Act request (FOIA), shines light onto internal deliberations surrounding the controversy in Del Rio, Texas, where Democrats and the White House pushed a narrative that migrants had been "whipped" or "strapped" by Border Patrol agents despite it being quickly debunked.


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First of all, I'm confused why wait staff receive tips and the kitchen staff doesn't. I don't care if my service is the best I've ever had but the food sucks. Now that I have that off my fingers.

TikTok has allowed people to bitch just about everything, including tipping. What does the Horde say? Server Says “Foreign” Table Refused to Tip Her Because They Don’t in Their Home Country

She says in the video: "So today my table only tipped me $2 on a $122 because they're from Germany and they don't tip there, right?" The TikToker then moves within the screen of the TikTok to show the green-screened check behind her.

"So, this is the check, guys. What does this look like to you? Let me zoom in."

She zooms in on the check to show the total amount of money written into the receipt. "First of all, I hate when people just write in the total and make you do the math to figure out what the tip is. But anyways, is this $125 or $7.25? Because it kinda looks like a seven, right?"

Then again maybe that's all she deserved................


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Ouch!

Tree trimmer dies after being pulled into chipper in California
The deadly accident in Menlo Park is under investigation, officials said.


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Kaboom wannabes.

These 7 cereals do not qualify as ‘healthy’ according to the FDA’s new criteria


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Be all you can be. And then some.

he Army is considering allowing soldiers who score a 540 or above on their Army Combat Fitness Test to be exempt from height and weight standards — which Sgt. Maj. of the Army Michael Grinston said Wednesday are not changing.


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Perhaps USA Today columnist Rex Huppke and Yahoo! Sports writer Ryan Young should stop the circle jerk and put on their big-boy pants.

Liberal journalists erupted that Troy Aikman was sexist after the "Monday Night Football" commentator remarked on a controversial penalty that it was time to "take the dresses off" with regard to excessive roughing-the-passer calls.

During Monday’s Kansas City Chiefs-Las Vegas Raiders game, Chiefs defensive lineman Chris Jones appeared to sack Raiders quarterback Derek Carr, forcing a fumble and recovering the ball. But, because Jones landed on Carr as he made the play, officials threw a flag for roughing the passer.

"I hope that the competition committee looks at this during the set of meetings, and we take the dresses off," Aikman said on ESPN, seemingly upset by the call.


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I don't listen to Kanye West's music. Really don't follow him much. But, the last time I checked saying something "offensive" was not criminal. If the "Big Guys" can do this to Kanye West. What chance do us ordinary people stand? The Social Credit Score has come to fruition.

A massive bank has debanked another controversial political figure.
Conservative influencer Candace Owens posted an image of a letter allegedly sent by JP Morgan Chase bank to Kanye West which informed him his company’s bank accounts will be closed in late November.


The letter, with the subject line “IMPORTANT: Closing of Our Banking Relationship” gave no explanation or reasoning behind the censorship of the prominent rapper.

“Earlier today I learned that @kanyewest was officially kicked out of JP Morgan Chase bank. I was told there was no official reason given, but they sent this letter as well to confirm that he has until late November to find another place for the Yeezy empire to bank,” Owens stated on Twitter.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & No Ethanol Emporium


On this day: 12 Oct 1997
John Denver was killed when the handmade, experimental airplane he was flying ran out of gas and crashed off the coast of Monterey Bay, California. The 53 year old star had scored 15 songs on Billboard's Top 40 Pop chart, ten of which reached number one on either Billboard's Adult Contemporary or Country chart. via thisdayinmusic.com


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On this day: 12 Oct 1948
Rick Parfitt, singer, guitarist with Status Quo. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967, 'Whatever You Want' in 1979 and 'In the Army Now' in 2010. Twenty-two of these reached the Top 10 in the UK. In July 1985 the band opened Live Aid at Wembley Stadium with 'Rockin' All Over the World'. Parfitt died on 24th Dec 2016 in hospital in Marbella, Spain aged 68. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: 12 Oct 1935
Luciano Pavarotti, Italian singer, (1990 UK No.2 single 'Nessun Dorma', 1990 UK No.1 album 'The Essential Pavorotti', spent 72 weeks on the UK chart). He died on 6 September 2007. via thisdayinmusic.com


Quite the spectrum tonight.

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On the bright side, it wasn't on his company expense account. Genius
Award Winner.

Last December, David Chapin was visiting the Miami area for a sailing regatta when someone recommended that he go to Playmates strip club, an adult entertainment joint tucked between a storage facility and a recording studio off Bird Road in Coral Gables. Around 8 p.m., he headed to the club to enjoy a drink and a few dances before the sailing event the next day.

Chapin recalls that he sat down at a bar inside the full-nudity club, next to a scantily dressed exotic dancer, and ordered a cocktail. He claims she invited him to a "VIP" room in the back, where she promised a dance and cocaine to keep the party going. He remembers following her.

What happened next that evening on December 28, 2021, is a blur,


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Legal. Ingenious. Lucrative. And not your typical Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

New York changes gun buyback after seller gets $21,000 for 3D-printed parts
Participant used a 3D printer to make firearm parts in bulk that he then exchanged for gift cards

The attorney general of New York has changed the rules of a state gun buyback program, after a participant exploited the system by using a 3D printer to make firearm parts in bulk that he then exchanged for $21,000 in gift cards.

The seller, who identified himself by a pseudonym, said he traveled from West Virginia to a gun buyback on 27 August in Utica, New York, to take advantage of a loophole in the program – and to demonstrate that buybacks are futile in an era of printable weapons.

At the buyback, the seller turned in 60 printed auto sears, small devices that can convert firearms into fully automatic weapons. Under the rules of the buyback, hosted by the office of the attorney general, Letitia James, and city police, that entitled him to $350 for each of the printed parts, including a $100 premium, since they were deemed “ghost guns” lacking serial numbers.

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1

Łáaʼii góneʼ!

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:01 PM (fj1VJ)

2 Next

Posted by: Theodore at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (pGonq)

3 Evening, all!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (u73oe)

4 Almost!!!

Sigh...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (anj39)

5 Two polar bear skins on rocks?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (7bRMQ)

6 Top ten?

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (nxdel)

7 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mLSmu)

8 Jewells!! How goes it?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:02 PM (mLSmu)

9 5 minutes just to scroll through the content.

Nice.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 12, 2022 10:03 PM (1DgE4)

10 SZIVACS!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 10:03 PM (llON8)

11 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 12, 2022 10:04 PM (Bd6X8)

12 You never really know what lies beneath still waters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

13 So, MisHum, you think it's time for Rex and Ryan to take the dresses off and put on their big boy pants?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)

14 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (K5n5d)

15 I loved John Denver. Maybe that makes me a dork but Country Roads is one of my very favorite songs.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)

16 6 Top ten?
Posted by: jewells45


Yes indeed, well done, and on a MHONT no less!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

17 13 So, MisHum, you think it's time for Rex and Ryan to take the dresses off and put on their big boy pants?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (7bRMQ)

I'm not an Aikman fan, but he was right, the NFL treats QBs as pussies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

18 Nice light on those trees in the mid-ground. Makes it stand out from the water and sky above. Someone knows how to take a good photo.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)

19 Hi Tonypete! OH.. it's going. That's about all I can say.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:06 PM (nxdel)

20 At this point, this 'election denier' shit is getting pathetic. If it weren't so gaslighty.

Just saw someone streaming on another youtuber getting a strike for 'election misinformation.'

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:07 PM (dNqv+)

21 15 I loved John Denver. Maybe that makes me a dork but Country Roads is one of my very favorite songs.
Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)


You're a chick, so it's acceptable.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

22 It’s never a gun buy back if government is involved. It’s more like a bribe to undo a birthright.
Language matters.

Posted by: Rex B at October 12, 2022 10:08 PM (wOqQq)

23 I loved John Denver. Maybe that makes me a dork but Country Roads is one of my very favorite songs.
Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)


Back in the day, when we traveled with the kids, that was the favorite car song!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)

24 15 I loved John Denver. Maybe that makes me a dork but Country Roads is one of my very favorite songs.
Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)

John Denver had some fun music. Annie's song- before you've heard it 75 million times- is a good song.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:08 PM (dNqv+)

25 The US Forest Service is investigating an incident where 15 horses were shot and left for dead near the northern Arizona town of Alpine.

Alpine AZ is beautiful. It is a spruce and fir forest above the pines. Those assholes need to be locked up forever.

Posted by: A Bonobo at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (AiZBA)

26 John Denver is the Thomas Kinkade of music.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (dNqv+)

27 “To my constituents — Serving you has been a privilege and one that I don’t give up lightly. You are my neighbors, my friends, and the reason for this service. … I hope you stay engaged and continue to fight for your fair share of the city’s resources. It’s hard to say goodbye, but please know that I was in this fight for you.” Nury Martinez, LA City Council Member


Welp, poof! go her dreams of being governor, a US Senator, and President. She's only sorry she was caught.

"I hope you stay engaged and continue to fight for your fair share of the city’s resources." In other words, keep working to steal city resources from the black, white, and Asian neighborhoods.

Posted by: Gref at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (AMIL/)

28 I'm not an Aikman fan, but he was right, the NFL treats QBs as pussies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

They're not?

Posted by: Opposing Defensive Linemen at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)

29 It’s hard to say goodbye, but please know that I was in this fight for you.” Nury Martinez, LA City Council Member

Except for you white bastards who aligned yourselves with Blacks instead of with Hispanics. You can f*ck right off.

Posted by: Nury at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)

30 MisHum, how did you get that photo of Weasel in the hot-tub blind? That area is clearly posted as a no cameras zone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

31 Looking at that redneck jetski. Yeah, where's the beer keg?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)

32 Tree trimmer dies after being pulled into chipper in California
The deadly accident in Menlo Park is under investigation, officials said.

Years ago, while preparing for a safety briefing, I came across an incident where a Dad allowed his young son (6-8 iirc), to put branches into a monster chipper. Somehow, the little guy was sucked in and gone in an instant.

Can you imagine?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:10 PM (mLSmu)

33 Annie's song- before you've heard it 75 million times- is a good song.

Lol.. so true. But I could listen to Country Roads a million times and never get tired of it. One of the first songs I learned on the guitar. Fairly easy to play.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel)

34 In the final pic- is that a Lee-Enfield?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)

35 The tranny pics are horrific

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2022 10:11 PM (0R0Vd)

36 Those assholes need to be locked up forever.
Posted by: A Bonobo at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (AiZBA)


For them, forever is ever so much too soon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

37 Years ago, while preparing for a safety briefing, I came across an incident where a Dad allowed his young son (6-8 iirc), to put branches into a monster chipper. Somehow, the little guy was sucked in and gone in an instant.

Can you imagine?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:10 PM (mLSmu)

That would be horrible. Like suck starting a shotgun horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:12 PM (dNqv+)

38 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Fantastic photo up top - the water is magical...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:12 PM (Oaem6)

39 First of all, I'm confused why wait staff receive tips and the kitchen staff doesn't. I don't care if my service is the best I've ever had but the food sucks. Now that I have that off my fingers.

The restaurant I worked at, the kitchen staff would get a small share of the tips.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)

40 Nury Martinez, LA City Council Member

Read Jack Dunphy's account of this hilarious scandal:

https://tinyurl.com/56pn89du

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 12, 2022 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

41 Never shoot a deer from a hot tub. You have to get chilled as you get dry and dressed to go down and field dress it and drag it back to hang and skin.
And then you have to get clean enough to get back in the tub.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 10:13 PM (xhaym)

42 Then again maybe that's all she deserved

Most likely. The bint can't even express herself coherently.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 12, 2022 10:13 PM (Xrfse)

43 Dealing directly with customers is a shitty job that is not for everyone. On the other hand, I am not sure a tip based model is the way to go.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:14 PM (dNqv+)

44 Top notch ONT! Jolly good!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:14 PM (6VKyY)

45 Experts fear that the first nation to make contact with aliens will suddenly become the most powerful country on the planet, triggering a rift with rivals including so-called super powers


Gawd.
Spare us from experts.
I've seen this movie.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 10:14 PM (anj39)

46 So Kanye goes on a rant about Jews, and then his bank closes his accounts. Pretty sure that won't change his (demented) mind.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 10:14 PM (KFhLj)

47 Does this mean I'm not going to be the next Governor of California?

Posted by: Kevin DeLeon, S***head! at October 12, 2022 10:15 PM (I2/tG)

48 I heard the story on Denver's accident was he couldn't reach the reserve fuel tank switch in the cockpit and ran out of petrol.

Not sure if that's true.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:15 PM (6VKyY)

49 "irst of all, I'm confused why wait staff receive tips and the kitchen staff doesn't. I don't care if my service is the best I've ever had but the food sucks. Now that I have that off my fingers."

Kitchen staff are at least minimum wage. The vast majority of wait staff are at a reduced wage that tips are supposed to make up for.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 12, 2022 10:16 PM (1DgE4)

50 Experts fear that the first nation to make contact with aliens will suddenly become the most powerful country on the planet, triggering a rift with rivals including so-called super powers


Or maybe the aliens would say "cut the aggressive crap, or we're going to toast your pathetic little planet".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2022 10:16 PM (ayzS/)

51 AlaBAMA that's what I read as well.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel)

52 Liberal journalists erupted that Troy Aikman was sexist after the "Monday Night Football" commentator remarked on a controversial penalty that it was time to "take the dresses off" with regard to excessive roughing-the-passer calls.

Liberal journalists all need to nut up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

53 Hey Bidet, the USSC can start being more "even handed" when you Dems stop pushing some much unconstitutional shit.

Then again, they punted and let you into the Oval Office so they have a ton of making up to do to hit even handed, and every day you just increase that mountain.

Posted by: Bete at October 12, 2022 10:17 PM (YkVuM)

54 38 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

Fantastic photo up top - the water is magical...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:12 PM (Oaem6)

And cold.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

55 Liberal journalists erupted that Troy Aikman was sexist after the "Monday Night Football" commentator remarked on a controversial penalty that it was time to "take the dresses off" with regard to excessive roughing-the-passer calls.

Those liberal journalists are such girls.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

56 Garland Jeffries...
Nice MisHum.
Didn't know anyone remembered....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2022 10:18 PM (I/tQe)

57 51 AlaBAMA that's what I read as well.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:16 PM (nxdel

Ok. Glad I wasn't the only one. These days I wonder if I recall things correctly any more.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:18 PM (6VKyY)

58 I hope Aikman didn't apologize. He's right.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)

59 Joe Biden is descending on Portland tomorrow and staying the night, in a desperate attempt to bail out Tina Kotek, the Democratic gubernatorial candidate, who has all the charisma of an earthworm, and is so hated by the people who have to interact with her that a fair fraction of the Oregon Democratic establishment have declined to endorse her.

Work your magic, Joe!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 12, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

60 We always tip in cash so the server doesn't have to share with anyone

Posted by: NCKate at October 12, 2022 10:19 PM (0R0Vd)

61 Experts fear that the first nation to make contact with aliens will suddenly become the most powerful country on the planet,

Only if the aliens like them.

Posted by: Methos at October 12, 2022 10:20 PM (kOpft)

62 46 So Kanye goes on a rant about Jews, and then his bank closes his accounts. Pretty sure that won't change his (demented) mind.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 10:14 PM (KFhLj)

Not a fan of Kanye, but this is still wrong. Insane even.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:20 PM (dNqv+)

63 Re: J P Morgan

I don't feel bad having them buy me a very expensive dinner with very expensive drinks during a conference in Orlando a few years ago. I was in no position to push their product on the company but they didn't know that and didn't ask. Too bad I had to turn down a bottle of 25 year old Macallan scotch from them. My manager probably would have looked the other way but I didn't want to risk it.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 12, 2022 10:20 PM (IP9GB)

64 I heard the story on Denver's accident was he couldn't reach the reserve fuel tank switch in the cockpit and ran out of petrol.

Not sure if that's true.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:15 PM (6VKyY)


True as far as that goes but the situation was a bit more complex. Wiki's got a decent writeup of the accident.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 12, 2022 10:20 PM (ZSK0i)

65 I hope Aikman didn't apologize. He's right.
Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:18 PM (nxdel)

Yes. I saw that. And I agree. That was the lamest roughing call I've seen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting for Something, Anything at October 12, 2022 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

66 The US Forest Service is investigating an incident where 15 horses were shot and left for dead near the northern Arizona town of Alpine.
* * * *
Get a rope...

Actually, that's too good for them...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:21 PM (Oaem6)

67 So JP Morgan doesn't do business with Calypso Louie and his nation of Islam, right?

Posted by: Bete at October 12, 2022 10:21 PM (YkVuM)

68 SZIVACS!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 10:03 PM



"Sponge" in the Magyar tongue!

Nice!

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:21 PM (i3Vw8)

69 So, which states are going to secede and join the Russian Federation?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8mz9vv

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

70 Dealing directly with customers is a shitty job that is not for everyone. On the other hand, I am not sure a tip based model is the way to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I waited tables, part-time, for a few years at the diner my FIL owned. Good customers were considered usually right, but not always. And asshoe customers, were, well, asshoe.

He'd pick up their check and pitch their sorry asses out. And he had a looooong memory.

It was grand.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (mLSmu)

71 I heard the story on Denver's accident was he couldn't reach the reserve fuel tank switch in the cockpit and ran out of petrol.

Not sure if that's true.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:15 PM (6VKyY)

True as far as that goes but the situation was a bit more complex. Wiki's got a decent writeup of the accident.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 12, 2022 10:20 PM (ZSK0i)

Maybe he dropped his roach in his lap like The Dude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting for Something, Anything at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (x8Wzq)

72 EXCLUSIVE: Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas was told that the photographer who captured a clash between Border Patrol agents and Haitian migrants in Del Rio had said that the incident was being misconstrued – hours before Mayorkas joined a White House press conference where he didn’t challenge the false narrative.

The Sept. 24, 2021 email, obtained by the Heritage Foundation via a Freedom of Information Act request (FOIA), shines light onto internal deliberations surrounding the controversy in Del Rio, Texas, where Democrats and the White House pushed a narrative that migrants had been "whipped" or "strapped" by Border Patrol agents despite it being quickly debunked.

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IIRC, not long after the story broke, Mayorkas took media questions, in Texas, not DC, and stood up for the agents saying they were following their training and procedures. Then Brandon said the agents "will be punished." Mayorkas immediately changed his tune. He is a World Class Scumbag.

Posted by: Gref at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)

73 Those liberal journalists are such girls.

Good Lord, the faux butthurt outrage expressed by these imbeciles is unbelievable. F*ck them and the pink pony they rode in on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (Xrfse)

74 And cold.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

You got that right!

Posted by: The Frightened Turtle at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)

75 Having our windows cleaned in the a.m. The crew will be here at 8:30. Better be off to bed. Night all. Stay safe.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)

76 John Denver had some fun music. Annie's song- before you've heard it 75 million times- is a good song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I wonder if Annie likes it. He eventually dumped her, right?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (mLSmu)

77 Carried over from the previous thread:

251 They want open borders. Always have, always will.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 09:46 PM (r46W7)

And again, who do you think are big supporters of Sanctuary cities?
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 09:49 PM (IUBiB)


The LDS Church's official statement on immigration does call for "compassion to those seeking a better life," but it also states explicitly: "Every nation has the right to enforce its laws and secure its borders and that all persons subject to a nation’s laws are accountable for their acts in relation to them."

You might see that as "soft" on immigration, but it is not open borders. I don't know any basis for suggesting the church supports sanctuary cities.

https://tinyurl.com/5ffusp3t

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 12, 2022 10:23 PM (c7HsI)

78 My own view on immigration is much more strict: I've reached the point where I am opposed to all immigration, with only a few very specific allowances for asylum. The gumball video convinced me:

https://tinyurl.com/muszzty3

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 12, 2022 10:23 PM (c7HsI)

79 Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (nxdel)

G'night. Keep your chin up.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Waiting for Something, Anything at October 12, 2022 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)

80 Thanks MH. Outstanding ONT as usual.
--
I have no sympathy for anyone robbed in a strip club. In fact, I think it should be mandatory for all those who frequent those places.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:24 PM (G+kxT)

81 Fantastic photo up top - the water is magical...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:12 PM (Oaem6)

And cold.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
*SNORT*

The first thing I thought of was . . . shrinkage!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:24 PM (Oaem6)

82 What a great ONT!
Annie's song....yes.
My late husband also wrote a lovely 'Annie Song' for a great, good, dog of mine.
Thanks for such wonderful music MisHum.,.!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2022 10:24 PM (I/tQe)

83 That was the lamest roughing call I've seen.

It was horrible! The fans were NOT happy and made it very clear they were pissed. I heard they threw water bottles and cans at the Raiders players after the game. Not the players fault so that pissed me off. Don't do that shit.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:26 PM (nxdel)

84

The redneck Jet Ski thing was a bit of a disappointment...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:26 PM (i3Vw8)

85 country toads make me homo

Posted by: concussed john denver stumbling through the afterlife at October 12, 2022 10:27 PM (KFhLj)

86 Ok.. now I really am going to bed, lol! Night all.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:27 PM (nxdel)

87 The forearm is not the half of it, as sad as it is.

Posted by: Javems at October 12, 2022 10:27 PM (AmoqO)

88 Wow. John Denver's real last name is Deutschendorf.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:28 PM (6VKyY)

89
Mayorkas immediately changed his tune. He is a World Class Scumbag.
Posted by: Gref at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (AMIL/)

_________

Not sure if cabinet secretaries have much influence anymore. It's strange I can name more cabinet secretaries from the FDR administration than I can from Biden's.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 10:28 PM (p4hQ9)

90 So, which states are going to secede and join the Russian Federation?

*Considers lists of states that would be better off as Russian satellites than under current leadership*

Posted by: Methos at October 12, 2022 10:29 PM (kOpft)

91 in fairness, nature does beautiful things to bring you in, then murder you.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:29 PM (pDTo2)

92 I wonder if Annie likes it. He eventually dumped her, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (mLSmu)

Either way, she has to be tired of hearing it by now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:29 PM (dNqv+)

93 83 That was the lamest roughing call I've seen.

It was horrible! The fans were NOT happy and made it very clear they were pissed. I heard they threw water bottles and cans at the Raiders players after the game. Not the players fault so that pissed me off. Don't do that shit.
Posted by: jewells45 at October 12, 2022 10:26 PM (nxdel)


Jerome Booger is an embarrassment of a ref. But, he checks a box.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

94 Night Jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:30 PM (dNqv+)

95 76 John Denver had some fun music. Annie's song- before you've heard it 75 million times- is a good song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I wonder if Annie likes it. He eventually dumped her, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (mLSmu)

I saw her being interviewed a couple of years ago and she was talking about that song. She liked it a lot, said it was one of the top songs at weddings for many years.

But over two decades since his death, a lot of memories can change.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 12, 2022 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

96

John Denver's headless corpse was recovered from Monterrey Bay...

Somewhere out there, his head lies...

Unless it was eaten by some sea-beast, or carried away by the currents...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:31 PM (rUOMi)

97 I'm really glad I closed my Chase accounts. I do all my banking with Frost Bank . Though the woke crowd may try to close them or make them woke when they realize it was founded by a Confederate Colonel.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:31 PM (IUBiB)

98 The other reason why Joe is traveling to Oregon is that the Oregon Democratic Party made a teensy mistake.

At most, Oregon is 60%D/40%R, and is adding a Congressional seat.

Oregon used to have five congressional seats: two solidly Democrat, one solidly Republican, one strongly Democrat, and one 50-50 district held by a long-serving moderate Democrat who was excellent at retail politics (and who is retiring after this term).

The Democrats could have shored up the four D seats (particularly the 50-50 one), and let the Republicans have two seats, which still would have left the Democrats overrepresented in Congress.

But no - they had to grab the new Congressional seat. Earl Blumenhauer, Congressman-For-Life from Portland, has no intention of being in even a slightly competitive district, so he siphoned off a lot of Democrats.

You now have one solidly Democratic district, one solidly Republican district, one strongly Democratic district, and three leaning Democratic districts.

The D's may lose all three leaning Democratic districts. Tee hee!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 12, 2022 10:32 PM (I2/tG)

99 4 out of 7 of those evil breakfast cereals are my go-to regular boxes.

Who actually believes anything the gubbermint tells us these days, anyway?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 12, 2022 10:33 PM (sy5kK)

100 So JP Morgan doesn't do business with Calypso Louie and his nation of Islam, right?
Posted by: Bete at October 12, 2022 10:21 PM (YkVuM)


high volume cash laundering is what JPMorgan Chase is all about.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 10:33 PM (xhaym)

101 John Denver's headless corpse was recovered from Monterrey Bay...

Somewhere out there, his head lies...

Unless it was eaten by some sea-beast, or carried away by the currents...
Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:31 PM (rUOMi)

Godzilla doing the Ray Milland / Rosie Greer thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2022 10:33 PM (4I/2K)

102 Lulz

Fuckerberg's 1.2 billion dollar Metaverse digital world has...

...wait for it...

...wait...


38 active users.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (6VKyY)

103 Never was a John Denver fan of his music or the few movies.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (IUBiB)

104 I have a link, somewhere, of a young Luciano Pavarotti at a large concert hall in Russia. He was accompanied by a pianist and there were three microphones at about knee level and 8 feet in front of him. His voice carried the hall. Amazing performer.

Posted by: Javems at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (AmoqO)

105 Anybody else have some serious deva vou?

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (pnjii)

106 Raisin Bran...not healthy...Not Healthy...NOT HEALTHY...

Lemme at 'em

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)

107 Wow, AOShq looks so foreign on my wife's laptop. This is the first time I have viewed the grey boxes on anything besides my wonky phone. She brought her laptop home because I am still the king of procrastinators. I decided it was time to file last years taxes. As someone may point out, I am still procrastinating. Good stuff Mishum!

Posted by: sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 12, 2022 10:35 PM (Wk8N0)

108 in fairness, I love cold weather, snow, and doing thing in the cold and snow, but that might be as desolate and forlorn a picture as any anywhere.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:35 PM (pDTo2)

109 Jerome Booger is an embarrassment of a ref. But, he checks a box.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

Oh, MisHum. I'm sure Booger was picked for very good reasons!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:35 PM (7bRMQ)

110 42 Then again maybe that's all she deserved

Most likely. The bint can't even express herself coherently.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


The thing is, does she get stiffed on her tips a lot or is the mostly a one off. Usually, when there is a discussion on whether we should have the tip system, or just pay servers more and charge more for the menu items, a lot of servers prefer the tip system. They get stiffed occasionally, but more often they are generously tipped.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

111 I'm all tore up over that poor tree trimmer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:36 PM (G+kxT)

112 in fairness, the hq is intended to be run with windows xp in nothing more than 360p res

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:36 PM (pDTo2)

113 38 active users.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (6VKyY)

I am actually surprised it is not in the thousands. Or tens of thousands, really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (dNqv+)

114 John Denver's plane didn't run out of fuel, his engine did. He wasn't familiar with the dual gas tank set-up of his new plane and it caused his crash.

Split tanks helped balance out the planes CoG and were designed with a valve system to transfer the fuel in flight. The valve handle was placed behind the pilot.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (tF/Gf)

115 Fuckerberg's 1.2 billion dollar Metaverse digital world has...

...wait for it...

...wait...


38 active users.


in fairness, about the same as the hq

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (pDTo2)

116 Wow. John Denver's real last name is Deutschendorf.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Ha! My mom has always been proud of knowing that particular piece of trivia.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (ftFVW)

117 38 active users.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:34 PM (6VKyY)


Lonely in there. Do active users get 320 acres and a mule?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (xhaym)

118
Posted by: sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 12, 2022 10:35 PM (Wk8N0

Happy that you could see the Big ONT. Chuckles.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

119 So what it's worth...
J Denver could play a 12 string. That's kinda nice...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (I/tQe)

120
For all the nutritional value of breakfast cereal, you may as well have shredded newspaper or kitty litter. Having said that, it's Wheaties or nothing for me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (p4hQ9)

121 Oh, MisHum. I'm sure Booger was picked for very good reasons!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's snot what you think!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (mLSmu)

122 in fairness, my aunt is thought to have fuckd john denver, before the plane crash

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:39 PM (pDTo2)

123 I'm all tore up over that poor tree trimmer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:36 PM



I'm still shredding tears...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:39 PM (rUOMi)

124 108 in fairness, I love cold weather, snow, and doing thing in the cold and snow, but that might be as desolate and forlorn a picture as any anywhere.
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:35 PM (pDTo2


And yet I want a cabin there so badly.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:39 PM (aA3+G)

125 in fairness. unlicensed pilots and experimental planes are not a good combo

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:40 PM (pDTo2)

126 Never was a John Denver fan of his music or the few movies.
Posted by: polynikes

Not a big fan myself, but some of his stuff is easy to sing along to. Oh, and John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album is a classic.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:40 PM (ftFVW)

127
I'm still shredding tears...
Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:39 PM (rUOMi)

_______

So I saw.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 10:40 PM (p4hQ9)

128 FBI Supervisory Intelligence Analyst Brian Auten acknowledged that FBI Agent Mike Gaeta, located in Rome, was the first to get the Steele dossier.

Posted by: SMOD at October 12, 2022 10:40 PM (X5CsJ)

129 I'm all tore up over that poor tree trimmer.

Posted by: Gentlemen

I'm still shredding tears...
Posted by: Zettai

Really sticking it to him.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:40 PM (mLSmu)

130 And yet I want a cabin there so badly.
Posted by: M


I agree with that, but I would not want to be outside without a cabin nearby.

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (pDTo2)

131 He was actually pretty experienced as a pilot. His drinking got him in trouble with the FAA so he lost his license.

But he wasn't drunk the day of the accident.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (6VKyY)

132 in fairness, afterwards would have required a special understanding with the coroner's office

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (xhaym)

133 And yet I want a cabin there so badly.

I've become addicted to YT videos of people building shelters and cabins in the woods with minimal tools. They're usually 20-30 minutes long, and nothing much unpredictable happens, but they are profoundly calming and satisfying.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (ayzS/)

134 Tips allow good servers to make some decent money for the job. Especially when you consider how much cash they see and don't report. You eliminate tips, I think the best ones will find something else to do. It's not like waiting tables has other rewards..

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (KFhLj)

135 123 I'm all tore up over that poor tree trimmer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:36 PM

I'm still shredding tears...
Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:39 PM (rUOMi)

You're doing it wrong

Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

136 in fairness, about the same as the hq
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (pDTo2)

If ace spent 1.2 billion to have pixy build Hordeworld... then I need to get pixy to negotiate my next performance review.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (dNqv+)

137

Maybe we all could chip in something for the tree trimmer's family...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (rUOMi)

138 Annie's Song is superb.

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2022 10:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

139 For all the nutritional value of breakfast cereal, you may as well have shredded newspaper or kitty litter. Having said that, it's Wheaties or nothing for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)

140 Jeez!
The army has been dicking with the PT test even since Christ was a corporal. And they always say the same shit. "We are studying it. It's gonna take time. We are almost there. This is the most fit and battle ready force in the history of our Army."
Blah. Blah. Blah.
Bottom line, regardless of the actual strength events, the better the score, the better you will hold up to the rigors of combat.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 10:42 PM (anj39)

141 I always had a problem with tipping based on the amount of the bill. The Waffle House waitress ain't working any less hard than the Ruth Chris waiter.

I also hate the mandatory 18% tip at most of the high end restaurants.

That said, I'm a conforming little bitch and give at least 15% regardless of the service. Except at the Waffle House. 30% at least.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (IUBiB)

142 Well, I'm gonna be uglied up for a bit. Hopefully not permanently. A lopsided face adds interesting character, I say.

Bells' Palsy. At least it's not the Justine Bieber shingles face thing - Ramsay Hunt syndrome.

Was prescribed antivirals and steroids and I may be imagining things, but the first dose this afternoon seems to already be working to reduce the facial nerve discomfort. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)

143 If ace spent 1.2 billion to have pixy build Hordeworld... then I need to get pixy to negotiate my next performance review.
Posted by: Aet

in fairness, you are suggesting the hq did not cost $1.2 bn?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (pDTo2)

144 136 in fairness, about the same as the hq
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (pDTo2)

If ace spent 1.2 billion to have pixy build Hordeworld... then I need to get pixy to negotiate my next performance review.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (dNqv+)

Pixy, ***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

145 For all the nutritional value of breakfast cereal, you may as well have shredded newspaper or kitty litter. Having said that, it's Wheaties or nothing for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)

Might as well have chocolate cake. It's got eggs and wheat flour in it!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)

146 Posobiec:

BREAKING: The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia confirms Biden attempted to coerce them to postpone oil cuts until after the midterms, announce they have rejected his quid pro quo

Oh My God - the Saudis explicitly state that the Americans demanded that the oil production cuts be put off for a month.

Gosh, why doesn't MBS like Biden?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 12, 2022 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

147 I had a coworker once who bought an ultralight (handmade experimental aircraft,....) that had crashed and killed the previous owner. He got a good price.

He was rebuilding a surplus jet engine to put in it.

I wouldn't have trusted him to refill the stapler without causing injury. Sadly, I left the company before he got it finished. Rob something. wilder or watney.... something like that.I am pretty sure it has "wu" sound in it.
He also put a 350 into a VW microbus and his kid was in full body cast for a year thanks to that endeavor. Complete moron. One of the most incompetent people I ever met.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:44 PM (G+kxT)

148 137

Maybe we all could chip in something for the tree trimmer's family...
Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (rUOMi)


Cant you just leave it be?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:44 PM (aA3+G)

149 I love that story about the guy who figured out the NY Gun buy back scam.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 10:45 PM (r46W7)

150 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Unusual Hunting Blinds.
--------

Saskatchewan ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 10:45 PM (/1cnq)

151 This has been linked here before . . .

What if John Denver wrote Raining Blood:

https://tinyurl.com/ypf9vv5a

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 10:45 PM (KFhLj)

152 143 If ace spent 1.2 billion to have pixy build Hordeworld... then I need to get pixy to negotiate my next performance review.
Posted by: Aet

in fairness, you are suggesting the hq did not cost $1.2 bn?
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (pDTo2)

Bailing wire, duct tape and some Bazooka Joe bubble gum.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

153 in fairness, como se dice "suck it" in arabic?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:45 PM (pDTo2)

154 I wonder if Bill Danoff still gets royalties when someone sings or plays Country Roads. (He also co-wrote "Afternoon Delight".)

Posted by: Theodore at October 12, 2022 10:46 PM (pGonq)

155 Might as well have chocolate cake. It's got eggs and wheat flour in it!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I like the way you think!

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)

156 For all the nutritional value of breakfast cereal, you may as well have shredded newspaper or kitty litter. Having said that, it's Wheaties or nothing for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)

I usually just have a rich chocolate Glucerna in the morning along with my one cup of coffee.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:46 PM (IUBiB)

157 The Metaverse is the AOL of VR.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 12, 2022 10:46 PM (ayzS/)

158 148 137

Maybe we all could chip in something for the tree trimmer's family...
Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:41 PM (rUOMi)


That's knot funny.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:46 PM (6VKyY)

159 Bailing wire, duct tape and some Bazooka Joe bubble gum.
Posted by: Misanthropic H


you guys do nice work

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:47 PM (0OsH7)

160 That said, I'm a conforming little bitch and give at least 15% regardless of the service. Except at the Waffle House. 30% at least.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (IUBiB)
* * * *
Marleen, Darlene and Charlene thank you for your generosity!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:47 PM (Oaem6)

161 Bazooka Joe was shit gum.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:47 PM (dNqv+)

162 https://tinyurl.com/z7rcausd

Posted by: Monty Python at October 12, 2022 10:48 PM (L2z8B)

163 in fairness, the tip has to be a reward for good service, otherwise it just encourages bad behavior

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:48 PM (0OsH7)

164
BREAKING: The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia confirms Biden attempted to coerce them to postpone oil cuts until after the midterms, announce they have rejected his quid pro quo

Oh My God - the Saudis explicitly state that the Americans demanded that the oil production cuts be put off for a month.

Gosh, why doesn't MBS like Biden?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 12, 2022 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

HA I assume that question is rhetorical. The Saudi's have made it known that the fist-bump visit was a disaster, and Biden did nothing but insult them even more while he was there. BTW, notice that it is the Saudi's making sure that we know that Biden was attempting to use them to game this election.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)

165 For all the nutritional value of breakfast cereal, you may as well have shredded newspaper or kitty litter. Having said that, it's Wheaties or nothing for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (p4hQ9)


Grape Nuts Flakes or Shredded Wheat.
Or waffles. Or pancakes. OH! And french toast!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 10:49 PM (anj39)

166 Maybe we all could chip in something for the tree trimmer's family...
Posted by: Zettai

That's knot funny.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Leaf it alone guys.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:49 PM (mLSmu)

167 Marleen, Darlene and Charlene thank you for your generosity!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 12, 2022 10:47 PM (Oaem6)

And their unemployed husband /cousin too.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:49 PM (IUBiB)

168 never liked John Denver

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 12, 2022 10:49 PM (sJHOI)

169 What the fuck is going on with this site? My phone browser crashed 5 times trying to scroll down the main page. NSA Bob, fuck off.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 12, 2022 10:49 PM (qeRdX)

170 Never was a John Denver fan of his music or the few movies.
Posted by: polynikes

Not a big fan myself, but some of his stuff is easy to sing along to. Oh, and John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album is a classic.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:40 PM (ftFVW)

I definitely didn't appreciate it when it was first out but Annies Song is pure poetry, Take Me Home, Country Roads is great, and even Sunshine on My Shoulders is really good. Henry John Duutschendorf Jr. was an amazing talent.

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2022 10:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

171 Holy cow! What a great ONT, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (qpPdw)

172 The notion that servers don't get taxed on cash tips is pretty much history at this point. Restaurant owners have been required to report quarterly receipts to the IRS that include tip estimates based on volume of sales formula for many years. Servers reported tips have to match the range reported or you can get audited.

Good restaurant owners I knew encouraged pooling of tips for all the staff (biased opinion as a former cook - but it works), paid good wages and had health benefits.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (tF/Gf)

173 161 Bazooka Joe was shit gum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:47 PM (dNqv+)

And your point is?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

174 91 in fairness, nature does beautiful things to bring you in, then murder you.
Posted by: confederatefifth


There is nothing more beautiful that looking outside after a snowfall in Michigan, where there is flocking on all thee trees. It is storybook beautiful, but I want to look at it from inside my nice, warm house.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

175 What the fuck is going on with this site? My phone browser crashed 5 times trying to scroll down the main page. NSA Bob, fuck off.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


in fairness, you have to use it without the vr settings

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (0OsH7)

176 Can't bring myself to pay attention to Quo now that Rick's gone.

We have a local karaoke host who has several Quo songs - including Caroline. I always get asked what I just sang. Everyone loves this song even though they don't know it.

Posted by: emf at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (93uFj)

177 >>> 69 So, which states are going to secede and join the Russian Federation?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8mz9vv
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 12, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

For months now, the sheer absurdity of the hyperbole surrounding the Russian invasion of Ukraine has intensified immensely, leading our global community down a path that we hadn’t anticipated traveling any time soon.

From the moment that the Kremlin’s troops began their campaign of genocide back in February


self-awareness much, fvcktards? "conservative" my ass...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 10:51 PM (llON8)

178 There is nothing more beautiful that looking outside after a snowfall in Michigan, where there is flocking on all thee trees. It is storybook beautiful, but I want to look at it from inside my nice, warm house.
Posted by: n

in fairness, half the fun of getting freezin cold from doing something outside all day is going inside

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:51 PM (0OsH7)

179 Cant you just leave it be?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I was going to correct this, but I decided to leaf well enough alone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)

180 I often defend tipping.
It is a way to efficiently manage workers in the most direct way possible. And these workers are key to just about every restaurant, but what they do can not be judged by anyone except the customer at the table.

This is why the practice persists. Good waiters (appealing and friendly) get good tips and leave the customer with a positive experience. Bad ones look for other work where personality is not so important.

The system is not perfect, but all other systems (seniority, floor manager, etc.) are worse.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:52 PM (G+kxT)

181 And your point is?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

Exactly that. No subtext or metaphor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:52 PM (dNqv+)

182 So, which states are going to secede and join the Russian Federation?

My money is on Rhode island. And good riddance to it too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 10:53 PM (KFhLj)

183 That rifle in the mist of a hottub? Clean it, pronto, before it rusts out!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 12, 2022 10:53 PM (sy5kK)

184 171 Holy cow! What a great ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 12, 2022 10:50 PM (qpPdw)

Aww, thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:54 PM (aA3+G)

185 >>> 182 So, which states are going to secede and join the Russian Federation?

My money is on Rhode island. And good riddance to it too.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 10:53 PM (KFhLj)

LOL

And that's when the fight started...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 10:54 PM (llON8)

186 if there was a site designed by kalashnikov it would be the hq

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:54 PM (0OsH7)

187 I lived in Colorado around the time John Denver got busted for driving drunk in his Porsche. A local comedian had this musical take:

In the Colorado Rocky Mountains high
I'm weaving left to right and side to side
I try to touch my finger to my nose
But I stick it in my eye
DWI, Colorado

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at October 12, 2022 10:54 PM (SIAnw)

188 "My phone browser crashed 5 times trying to scroll down the main page."

This site crashes my laptop zero times a day! Damn you !!! whoever you are.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 12, 2022 10:55 PM (1DgE4)

189 76 John Denver had some fun music. Annie's song- before you've heard it 75 million times- is a good song.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I wonder if Annie likes it. He eventually dumped her, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:22 PM (mLSmu)

I saw her being interviewed a couple of years ago and she was talking about that song. She liked it a lot, said it was one of the top songs at weddings for many years.

But over two decades since his death, a lot of memories can change.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 12, 2022 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

IIRC, he eventually cheated on her, but she was his true love. But its an amazing song of love. If I could sing, I'd sing Annie's Song to my husband every anniversary.

Posted by: LASue at October 12, 2022 10:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

190 in fairness, nature does beautiful things to bring you in, then murder you.
Posted by: confederatefifth


Yesterday i saw a formation of geese in what had to be 300 birds. It was magnificent!
I'm sure a bird strike is imminent somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)

191 My money is on Rhode island. And good riddance to it too.

California.

Once Gavin Newsom discovers that Putin will let Newsom be a despotic warlord, like Kadyrov in Chechnya, the sky's the limit!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

192 179 Cant you just leave it be?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I was going to correct this, but I decided to leaf well enough alone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:52 PM (hOUT3)


I pine for the days of yesteryear.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

193 Ive dove hunted on a floatie in a pool. With Texas DPS guys. Pretty fun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2022 10:58 PM (9inf2)

194 Seven minutes of movie fight scenes set to Free Bird

https://ytube.io/3Ww3

and a bonus Kingsmen church scene

https://ytube.io/3Ww2

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 12, 2022 10:58 PM (I76dP)

195 So I tried to cancel my PayPal account because they suck and everyone hates them. I was able to reset my password and login, but when I tried to select 'finances' or something the stupid POS kicked me out and started demanding a phone number for validation. I put in my old CO cell phone, which I still have for work, and the system said the number wasn't valid.

I'm going to have fun calling these retards tomorrow....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 10:58 PM (llON8)

196 The article on the trans surgeries is scary in describing the cult-like behaviors of a medical profession who forgot the first rule doctoring: 'Do No Harm'. But one line stuck out: One day, we will consider all the trans hysteria/mutilation the same way we now view lobotomies. I wish that day was last week.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (emlEe)

197 The top photo almost looks like a photo of a miniature model of a snow forest.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (zF/cr)

198 Yesterday i saw a formation of geese in what had to be 300 birds. It was magnificent!
I'm sure a bird strike is imminent somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes

in fairness, they are enticing you to go to a marsh, in a flat bottomed boat, wearing waders, in cold weather, and enjoy some coffee booze thing in the boat

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (0OsH7)

199 Sir, we have 49 states!

I wanted 50! Round numbers only!

Ummm...We can cut off part of Connecticut and call it something?

I like Rhode Island!

But it's not an island, sir.

Shut up! Make it happen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (6VKyY)

200 I pine for the days of yesteryear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)


Are you trying to needle me about my comment?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (hOUT3)

201 Fuck that pop-country asshole John Denver! *pulls out lighter*

Posted by: Charlie Rich at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (0jZnq)

202 Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Funny you should say that. When I was little, my best friend's dad would eat a big cookie for breakfast, usually an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

203 Was prescribed antivirals and steroids and I may be imagining things, but the first dose this afternoon seems to already be working to reduce the facial nerve discomfort. Fingers crossed!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)



If you are interested in what sort of long covid / post vax treatment has been worked up, the FLCCC have published their protocols. It is what they have worked up with patients and none of it is too terribly odd.
Mostly supplements with a few prescriptions

https://tinyurl.com/4p9u86f4

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)

204 That said, I'm a conforming little bitch and give at least 15% regardless of the service. Except at the Waffle House. 30% at least.
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 10:43 PM (IUBiB)

I take my kids to IHOP one Friday each month for breakfast before school. I tip the waitress 30% also. She's there working at 530 AM, she deserves it. Always impressed with the work ethic.

Posted by: Mishdog at October 12, 2022 11:01 PM (uwW33)

205 200: He's trying to spruce up the thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2022 11:01 PM (G/v5P)

206 69 So, which states are going to secede and join the Russian Federation?

https://tinyurl.com/2p8mz9vv
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The link wont allow me access for some reason, but isn't this provoking an act of war?

What if we did the same to RF states - many would probably jump at the chance. Then what?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:01 PM (G+kxT)

207 Nashville hated John Denver because he could sing Country and Western.

If you think you know his music, listen to the album"'Farewell Andromeda" in its entirety. I think it's an underrated American classic.

Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge at October 12, 2022 11:01 PM (tF/Gf)

208 Funny you should say that. When I was little, my best friend's dad would eat a big cookie for breakfast, usually an oatmeal raisin cookie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

That man was ahead of his time...

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at October 12, 2022 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)

209 I take my kids to IHOP one Friday each month for breakfast before school. I tip the waitress 30% also. She's there working at 530 AM, she deserves it. Always impressed with the work ethic.
Posted by: Mishdog


in fairness, when you day "deserves" are you using that in the dictionary defined way or the modern way in which everybody deserves everything they desire?

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:02 PM (0OsH7)

210 I pine for the days of yesteryear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

Are you trying to needle me about my comment?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Ugh, these puns are sapping my energy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ftFVW)

211 in fairness, they are enticing you to go to a marsh, in a flat bottomed boat, wearing waders, in cold weather, and enjoy some coffee booze thing in the boat
Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (0OsH7)


Diabolical!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (anj39)

212 >>> 210 I pine for the days of yesteryear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

Are you trying to needle me about my comment?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Ugh, these puns are sapping my energy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ftFVW)

Is it maple sap?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (llON8)

213 I pine for the days of yesteryear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

Are you trying to needle me about my comment?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Ugh, these puns are sapping my energy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ftFVW)


Is that really the root of the problem?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (I76dP)

214 I dislike oatmeal raisin. Oatmeal chocolate chip can be interesting but I am a purist-

Chocolate chip
Snickerdoodle

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:04 PM (dNqv+)

215 Ugh, these puns are sapping my energy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ftFVW)

Ah well, back to the grind with ya...

Posted by: zombie Saddam Hussein at October 12, 2022 11:04 PM (BgMrQ)

216 I'm stumped why people like tree puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2022 11:04 PM (9inf2)

217 oatmeal raisin cookies are what nasty mothers served before carob was invented

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:05 PM (0OsH7)

218 202 Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Funny you should say that. When I was little, my best friend's dad would eat a big cookie for breakfast, usually an oatmeal raisin cookie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)


A perfect cookie when dark chocolate chips are added. Without them it is a good cookie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 11:05 PM (aA3+G)

219 in fairness, in the original snow white the queen gave snow white an oatmeal raisin cookie

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (0OsH7)

220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (V13WU)

221 HA I assume that question is rhetorical. The Saudi's have made it known that the fist-bump visit was a disaster, and Biden did nothing but insult them even more while he was there. BTW, notice that it is the Saudi's making sure that we know that Biden was attempting to use them to game this election.
Posted by: Tom Servo


The handlers should have known better than to let that imbecile talk to the Saudis.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

222 220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (V13WU

Calvinball.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 11:07 PM (6VKyY)

223 Funny you should say that. When I was little, my best friend's dad would eat a big cookie for breakfast, usually an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)
----
That man was ahead of his time...

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at October 12, 2022 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)


Yes, and he saved countless thousands of children from the bitter disappointment of discovering the chocolate chip cookie they thought they wanted actually contained . . . raisins.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:07 PM (emlEe)

224 220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (V13WU)

I hate raisins in oatmeal as well. Butter. Sugar. Cinnamon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:07 PM (dNqv+)

225 220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (V13WU)

Heh...

This is the Horde...on the ONT...

#sillyrabbit

Posted by: BIG RAISIN at October 12, 2022 11:07 PM (BgMrQ)

226 And after RI secedes, we're gonna recombine the Virginias. We don't need two. Inflation is bad. And think of the savings what with there being two less stars on the flag. Finally, everyone will be able to own that racist, sexist banner at an affordable price.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (KFhLj)

227 If you are interested in what sort of long covid / post vax treatment has been worked up, the FLCCC have published their protocols. It is what they have worked up with patients and none of it is too terribly odd.
Mostly supplements with a few prescriptions

https://tinyurl.com/4p9u86f4
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)

Thanks, It looks interesting. I'm not vaxxed but I could look at adding some of the listed supplements that I'm not already taking for their beneficial effects.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (4I/2K)

228 ..In the final pic- is that a Lee-Enfield? Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 10:11 PM (dNqv+)

Ruger M-77 International. Bolt action (very much Mauser based design), 18" barrel, Mannlicher stock (wood all the way to the muzzle, steel cap at muzzle end of wood).

Buttplate to barrel, the same length as a typical Winchester .30-30, but in .308, the Ruger brings another 50% more oomph and a couple hundred yards more effective range. CZ made a very similar rifle, but in a 20" barrel.

Mine was in .308, wearing a Leupold Mk III 6x42 fixed power scope. Small, handy, light, and at about 2 MOA quite accurate enough out to 400 yards. Basketball sized muzzle blast though. Short barrels do that thang!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (e6UQI)

229 I'm telling you, Biden sniffed one of their daughters.

Explains everything

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (6VKyY)

230 Grape Nuts Flakes or Shredded Wheat.
Or waffles. Or pancakes. OH! And french toast!
Posted by: Diogenes


Any cereal is good if you put enough sugar or honey on it. And waffles, pancakes, and French toast are good because of the syrup. Not a sprinkling of powdered sugar, syrup!

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

231 I like cornmeal mush, and I used to like oatmeal in the mornings.
I finally got a very nice pancake batter by using a yeast starter aged over night made from a cup of mashed potatoes and a cup of flour. In the summers I will make a fruit smoothie or poach an egg in cooked tomatoes.

I hate cold cereal and I would rather have toast with butter than cereal in milk.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (xhaym)

232 John Giles calls us election deniers; I don't doubt that there was an election, I just believe, with some pretty good evidence, that there was cheating on a large scale, enough to throw the election.
John Giles is and election fraud denier.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

233 I like my oatmeal like I like my women.

Thick and lumpy.

( something I heard a black guy say once)

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (zF/cr)

234 I'm telling you, Biden sniffed one of their daughters.

Explains everything
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (6VKyY)


It was a camel.

Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (V13WU)

235 When my Dad joined the Army in 1936 he had to lie about his height. He was 6'2" but to skinny to join, so he just slumped when they measured him. He did ride in the cavalry for a while but 140 lbs was max you could weigh and still ride. He eventually became a teamster, driving the horse drawn wagons.

Posted by: Javems at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)

236 230 Grape Nuts Flakes or Shredded Wheat.
Or waffles. Or pancakes. OH! And french toast!
Posted by: Diogenes

Any cereal is good if you put enough sugar or honey on it. And waffles, pancakes, and French toast are good because of the syrup. Not a sprinkling of powdered sugar, syrup!

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

I've added salt and sugar to brown rice, heated it up, poured milk over it and ate it. It was cereal to me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

237
Yesterday i saw a formation of geese in what had to be 300 birds. It was magnificent!
I'm sure a bird strike is imminent somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes


Do they want higher wages?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (63Dwl)

238 Just read the content, thanks Mis Hum. Really disturbed by that lengthy transgender article at American Conservative. I grew up playing with Tonka trucks and toy army soldiers. I am very glad that I was allowed to grow up to be a girl and a wife and a mother. Fuck these sicko doctors and the parents who are affirming this madness.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (a4EWo)

239 233 I like my oatmeal like I like my women.

Thick and lumpy.

( something I heard a black guy say once)

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (zF/cr)

Is this about the eagles?

Posted by: "Lumpy" Fetterman at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

240 I like my oatmeal like I like my women.

Thick and lumpy.

( something I heard a black guy say once)
Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (zF/cr)

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (4I/2K)

241 Hey Bear, this biology / linguistics lecture made me think of you. (Listen to about one minute starting at 13:30.)

https://tinyurl.com/53er53as

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (c7HsI)

242 Ugh, these puns are sapping my energy.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Well you don't have to let that gum things up for you, you can always branch out.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

243 It was a camel.
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (V13WU)

I was too old for that fool...

Posted by: Maria Muldauer at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (BgMrQ)

244 The handlers should have known better than to let that imbecile talk to the Saudis.
Posted by: nerdygirl

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (mLSmu)

245 hellooooooo

had a crazy day!

trying to catch up ... ish

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 12, 2022 11:11 PM (w0NJk)

246 From the Quote II article: "...but people love to be outraged."

That is truth. It's also one of the greatest troubles of our society

Such a girthy ONT MH, not sure I'll get through it all before bedtime ... but thanks!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 12, 2022 11:11 PM (Rbu5d)

247 Arrg! DSA has made one final run of the Israeli FAL, the Hebrew Hammer. They task me, they task me.

https://bityl.co/F2V3

2200 smackolas though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 12, 2022 11:11 PM (I76dP)

248 235 When my Dad joined the Army in 1936 he had to lie about his height. He was 6'2" but to skinny to join, so he just slumped when they measured him. He did ride in the cavalry for a while but 140 lbs was max you could weigh and still ride. He eventually became a teamster, driving the horse drawn wagons.
Posted by: Javems at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)

Huh, grandpa joined in... '38/39 I think? Also went into the cavalry. When he and Grandma passed away we found his trunk and he still had his cavalry boots in there. He ended up in artillery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)

249 @207 Scoundrel-Nashville didn't hate John Denver, other country stars didn't like him. Other pop stars were dabbling in country at the time and some didn't like it.
The 1975 CMA's when Charlie Rich lit the envelope with the winner being John Denver for whatever category(can't remember) on stage ended his career. Beginnings of the outlaw country phase with Waylon and Hank types unlike the phony Outlaw 2.0 country now.

Posted by: JROD at October 12, 2022 11:11 PM (0jZnq)

250 They* have remade the Ebenezer Scrooge story just in time for Christmas with Will Farrell as the various ghosts and . . . Ryan Reynolds as Scrooge.

I like Ryan Reynolds but man, I just can't even with this remake shit. I guess I should be glad that Marvel didn't buy the rights to the story and turn it into another dog vomit "Super!" "Hero!" abomination.



*"Them": The people now relentlessly ass-fucking everything interesting or good that ever was.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 12, 2022 11:12 PM (Gda1b)

251 in fairness, half the fun of getting freezin cold from doing something outside all day is going inside
Posted by: confederatefifth


That's an exact description of sledding when I was a child. We always stayed out too long.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW)

252 238 Just read the content, thanks Mis Hum. Really disturbed by that lengthy transgender article at American Conservative. I grew up playing with Tonka trucks and toy army soldiers. I am very glad that I was allowed to grow up to be a girl and a wife and a mother. Fuck these sicko doctors and the parents who are affirming this madness.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (a4EWo)

Pig Ingnorant of all the "settled science" of the past, and how it was not really settled. Except this is much worse due to the irreversible nature of what they are doing to kids. There's a special place in Hell...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

253 Pull the trigger, Grump.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 12, 2022 11:13 PM (G/v5P)

254 220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !
Posted by: runner at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (V13WU)

-----------------

Other day in Buc-ee's, went in looking for their house made chocolate chip cookies. They aren't great. But if they're fresh they're solid. Definitely solid enough to buy in repeat visits. Can't say that about all their snacks.

I go to where the cookies are, I see oatmeal. No chocolate chip cookies. I walk around to the other side. Oatmeal, oatmeal, oatmeal. I walk around the entire display. Oatmeal out the yin yang. Stacks of oatmeal. I walk down the store and back looking. Nothing but oatmeal. I can't say I was protesting this food in cookie form but yeah I was sure as hell pissed. I'm not even anti-oatmeal. But I was that day. Still haven't gotten over it, as I felt compelled to type this

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (RG7Wy)

255 That's an exact description of sledding when I was a child. We always stayed out too long.
Posted by: n


same

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (0OsH7)

256 The handlers should have known better than to let that imbecile talk to the Saudis.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)


Biden has extorted and threatened everyone with the US' power. I don't think he has run into anyone willing to tell him to screw off.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (xhaym)

257 https://tinyurl.com/53er53as
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (c7HsI

Very nice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (KFhLj)

258 Now I have a Charlie Rich ear worm.

When we get behind closed doors....

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:15 PM (zF/cr)

259 But I was that day. Still haven't gotten over it, as I felt compelled to type this
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (RG7Wy)

It's ok man. Let it out. We're here for you.

We'll deal with Oatmeal someday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:15 PM (dNqv+)

260 Well, I was planning on either heading over to the AoS lounge for a cocktail or going home.
Girldog is whistling for an Uber, so I guess I have to go home.
Love yall, and good night
Thanks Humster for the ONT...


Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2022 11:15 PM (I/tQe)

261 Night COMM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:16 PM (dNqv+)

262 Nothing whatsoever unusual about that hunting blind. Frankly, compared to stomping through the muskeg to site in a moose, I'd be much happier sitting on my porch in easy reach of the beer cooler and perhaps even going for a dip in the hot tub whiling away the hours. If the moose wander into the yard, so much the better. Less distance from moose to freezer that way.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:16 PM (LOVUx)

263
I go to where the cookies are, I see oatmeal. No chocolate chip cookies. I walk around to the other side. Oatmeal, oatmeal, oatmeal. I walk around the entire display. Oatmeal out the yin yang. Stacks of oatmeal. I walk down the store and back looking. Nothing but oatmeal.

___________

Go get a kolache instead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:17 PM (1Nxff)

264 John Denver...if you run out of gas while driving, it's mostly not fatal; if you run out of gas flying, it can often be quite fatal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

265
It's not the oatmeal in the cookie, it's the raisin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:18 PM (1Nxff)

266 Like Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven, I don't believe in tipping. I believe in overtipping.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 12, 2022 11:18 PM (d2bW3)

267 Isn't that a Red Ryder BB gun smack in the middle of the gun buyback photo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9voQj)

268 Ah, the Great Pavarotti.
Not often my music gets posted here at the Headquarters. Thanks, MH!!

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at October 12, 2022 11:18 PM (Rbu5d)

269 That's an exact description of sledding when I was a child. We always stayed out too long.

Posted by: n
------
same

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (0OsH7)


If one's extremities didn't painfully tingle when you got into a warm bath after being outside playing in the snow, you were't outside long enough.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:19 PM (emlEe)

270 Go get a kolache instead.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:17 PM (1Nxff)
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I save those for my pit stops at Slovacek's in West, Texas. The town not the region. I feel like if I get a kolache anywhere else I'm cheating.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:20 PM (RG7Wy)

271 “If there were a Republican that was not an election denier, that I aligned with on all the issues, I would be thrilled. Show me a Republican who is not an election denier and I will endorse them.” Mesa Arizona Mayor John Giles

Since it's already come up in this thread, there's my problem with current Mormon leadership right there. John Giles is the Mormon mayor of the most Mormon city in Arizona. He's cut out of the same mold as Jeff Flake, Harry Reid, and Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)

272 ...Thanks Humster for the ONT...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 12, 2022 11:15 PM



WHO/WHAT IS "HUMSTER"??

MISHUM?

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH HAMPSTER!!

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:20 PM (MJUey)

273 @264 jim(in Kalifornia)- Rocky Mountain hiiiiiiiighaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHH{{{SPLASH}}}

Posted by: JROD at October 12, 2022 11:20 PM (0jZnq)

274
268 Ah, the Great Pavarotti

___________

Pavarotti >> Domingo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:21 PM (1Nxff)

275 WHO/WHAT IS "HUMSTER"??


some sort of hippie sex dumpster thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:21 PM (0OsH7)

276 That's an exact description of sledding when I was a child. We always stayed out too long.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:12 PM (+lVUW)

Not sure we stayed out too long, but we certainly went too far. There was a ski jump hill at a local park. The ski jump itself was dismantled, but the hill remained. And it took all of our youth and idiocy to take a runner sled down that hill at breakneck speed. Had to fall of before you got to the end of the runout or you would hurtle into the woods, which is what my sister did, and we were pretty sure she was dead and ran off screaming. Turned out she was just pissed off, but, kids.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (LOVUx)

277
I save those for my pit stops at Slovacek's in West, Texas.

___________

Hruska's in Ellinger

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (1Nxff)

278 Chocolate chip
Snickerdoodle
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:04 PM (dNqv+)


I don't mean to brag...but...oh hell, yes I do.
My snickerdoodles have been consumed on four continents. They absolutely kick ass!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (anj39)

279 265
It's not the oatmeal in the cookie, it's the raisin.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:18 PM (1Nxff)

I gotta have it WITH the RAISINS. I also do CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS and RAISIN bread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

280 Biden has extorted and threatened everyone with the US' power. I don't think he has run into anyone willing to tell him to screw off.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:14 PM (xhaym)

He has with MBS. He not only told Biden to screw off, he's going to demolish the economy of both the US and Europe to punctuate it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (r46W7)

281 My mom used to make great blonde brownies that had chocolate chips and walnuts in them. I think she made bar cookies because it was less work than making individual cookies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (+lVUW)

282 Isn't that a Red Ryder BB gun smack in the middle of the gun buyback photo?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2022 11:18 PM (9voQj)


One "buy back" it was discovered that the idiots would give out a $40 dollar gift certificate for a $25 BB gun, and the stores ran out of BB guns.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (xhaym)

283 Since it's already come up in this thread, there's my problem with current Mormon leadership right there. John Giles is the Mormon mayor of the most Mormon city in Arizona. He's cut out of the same mold as Jeff Flake, Harry Reid, and Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)

I do not think that Mormons have the market cornered- look at the Church. Look at the army. Look at the bureaucracy. Concentrated power in the hands of a hierarchal organization is the most attractive to these commie asshats. To borrow C5's parlance though, I think Flake, Romney et al are not commies per se, just really useful and really idiotic. It does not matter though, the solution is the same.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (dNqv+)

284 Giles sounds like an idiot. Which makes his constituents idiots, too.

Even using the phrase "election denier" denotes low intelligence. Literally. This guy may be an auto dealer doing the mayor's thing for laughs, and knows nothing about election process, who knows.

But believing 2020 wasn't massively insecure, and the official outcome extremely dubious - based on the actual facts and how things actually work, as well as laws and the constitution - isn't a serious position. Unless you're stupid and don't know any better.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (OTzUX)

285 Former Federal Prosecutor Andrew C. "Ham 'n' Egger" McCarthy FINALLY, years after everyone else on the planet knew for for certain, discovers that the FBI framed Trump with Russia Russia Russia, and wrongfully buried the Hunter Biden laptop story:

https://tinyurl.com/Wake-TF-Up-Andy

The Durham vs. Danchenko Clusterfuck, I mean Trial, apparently is what has finally jolted Sleepy Andy awake. Thank heaven gor small favors.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (Gda1b)

286 My snickerdoodles have been consumed on four continents. They absolutely kick ass!
Posted by: Dio


does everything have to be about sex with you

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (0OsH7)

287 got my first " have no sympathy

Posted by: sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (Wk8N0)

288 Hruska's in Ellinger
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (1Nxff)
---------------
That's a name that sounds like what they're doing. I was down by LaGrange not too long ago. I will keep that one in mind, thanks

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (RG7Wy)

289 My snickerdoodles have been consumed on four continents. They absolutely kick ass!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (anj39)

My first love is chocolate chip. But a well done snickerdoodle (slightly doughy, warm, just the right amount of cinnamon and sugar on top) is a thing of wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (dNqv+)

290 142 Count de Monet, I had Bells' Palsy years ago. No worries. It should go away in about a week or so with the right medication..

Posted by: Theodore at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (pGonq)

291 I gotta have it WITH the RAISINS. I also do CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS and RAISIN bread.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

Can't do raisins. Truly frightening amounts of intestinal gas result. Nobody wants me to eat raisins, ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (LOVUx)

292 220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !
Posted by: runner


It's because so many other cookies are better. Except for molasses cookies, they are the worst.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

293 @258 polynikes......just keep rollin' with the flow!

Posted by: JROD at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (0jZnq)

294 Good evening morons and good on you mh for giving cbd a chance to shine

Best breakfast recently: egg and taylor ham sandwich down the shore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (EZebt)

295

It warms the cockles of my heart to see the self-described tough-guy pwned by the likes of MBS...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (MJUey)

296 275 WHO/WHAT IS "HUMSTER"??


some sort of hippie sex dumpster thing

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 11:21 PM (0OsH7)

$20, same as in town [I had to]

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (ynpvh)

297 "John Giles is the Mormon mayor of the most Mormon city in Arizona."

Does this person hold any position in the LDS Church leadership or are you just talking about the man's politics? Reprehensible as they are

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (1DgE4)

298 Oh cool! My hometown is in the ONT!

*reads about a guy pulled through a wood chipper*

Oh...well, at least it's not why I was expecting it to be there.

Posted by: Snaproll at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (14i9S)

299 278 Chocolate chip
Snickerdoodle
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:04 PM (dNqv+)


I don't mean to brag...but...oh hell, yes I do.
My snickerdoodles have been consumed on four continents. They absolutely kick ass!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (anj39)
NA, SA, Europe, Asia?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (ynpvh)

300 Can't do raisins. Truly frightening amounts of intestinal gas result. Nobody wants me to eat raisins, ever.
Posted by: tcn in AK

She's gonna blow!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (mLSmu)

301 291 I gotta have it WITH the RAISINS. I also do CHOCOLATE COVERED RAISINS and RAISIN bread.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:22 PM (ynpvh)

Can't do raisins. Truly frightening amounts of intestinal gas result. Nobody wants me to eat raisins, ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (LOVUx)

Try the beans

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

302 She's gonna blow!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (mLSmu)

*resists typing 'that's what she said' realized he has failed*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:27 PM (dNqv+)

303

I don't know what in Hell Kat is wearing this evening, but me likee...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:27 PM (MJUey)

304 292 220 People eat oatmeal. People eat oatmeal topped with raisins, and walnuts, and cinnamon. Yet when it is a made into a cookie form, they protest. THERE IS NO LOGIC IN IT !
Posted by: runner

It's because so many other cookies are better. Except for molasses cookies, they are the worst.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

Joke my Grandmother told me:
What the the mole say when he ran into another mole in the hole?
Molasses [Mole asses]

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:28 PM (ynpvh)

305 Everyone's all caught up in the disagreement of Oatmeal Raisin vs Chocolate Chip Cookies, and they disregard two key facts:

1: Why not Oatmeal Chocolate Chip? The Soft/Chewiness of oatmeal combined with the chocolatey goodness of chocolate chips. I feel like this should be a no-brainer

2: There's a deep-set distrust of oatmeal raisin cookies because there's raisins in them. But nobody's talking about the psycho lunatic who puts Skittles in the M&M cookies

Posted by: Snaproll at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (14i9S)

306 Rumble in the Bronx had one of the gangbangers run through a wood chipper and dragged home by his buddy in a garbage bag by the baddies to drive home the point that they were serious.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (xhaym)

307 I fear that Publius' financial advisor suspects that I'm a gold digger. Maybe it's because I asked about the coming financial collapse, and wouldn't physical gold or silver be a good hedge against that.

Well, he set me straight! I'll have you know that everything is fine, just fine.

Now I can dream peaceful dreams. No need for a solid gold patio.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)

308 I don't mean to brag...but...oh hell, yes I do.
My snickerdoodles have been consumed on four continents. They absolutely kick ass!
Posted by: Diogenes

recipe?
(I planned on making chocolate crinkle tonight and snickerdoodles if I was done early to give to some friends tomorrow.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (G+kxT)

309 That's an exact description of sledding when I was a child. We always stayed out too long.

Posted by: n




I think the most fun I ever had in winter weather in my entire life was a day when I was 13 spent flying down a frozen slope on . . . a big piece of cardboard. By the end of the day the cardboard and my gloves were shredded and all the color was gone from the front of my 501s. And I stayed out too long, so I got in trouble for EVERYTHING.

Best grounding ever!

Posted by: Sharkman at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (Gda1b)

310

Maybe it's the thigh-high black leather DTF boots...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:30 PM (MJUey)

311 Split tanks helped balance out the planes CoG and were designed with a valve system to transfer the fuel in flight. The valve handle was placed behind the pilot.
Posted by: Scoundrel what found the last refuge at October 12, 2022 10:37 PM (tF/Gf)

and it seems like he got so wrapped up in trying to find the valve handle that he neglected to fly the plane. He should have been able to safely ditch the plane in a dead-stick landing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2022 11:30 PM (bFUFo)

312 Now I have a Charlie Rich ear worm.

When we get behind closed doors....

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:15 PM (zF/cr)

Guaranteed to remove all ear worms-

https://www.youtube.com/
watchv=r7cWi41XGCM

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2022 11:30 PM (VwHCD)

313 Pavarotti in Moscow, 1964. Not sure whey he stuck his tonque out at the audience at the the end.

https://tinyurl.com/273nj8ub

Posted by: Javems at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (AmoqO)

314 Can't do raisins. Truly frightening amounts of intestinal gas result. Nobody wants me to eat raisins, ever.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (LOVUx)


I can see it now: Kid, gasping for air and with tears rolling down his cheeks: DDDAA-aaa-d! Mom's been into the raisins again!

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (emlEe)

315 He has with MBS. He not only told Biden to screw off, he's going to demolish the economy of both the US and Europe to punctuate it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:23 PM (r46W7)


And today the dems in the senate are backstopping joe with a bill to halt military sales to SA.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)

316 >>> 302 She's gonna blow!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (mLSmu)

*resists typing 'that's what she said' realized he has failed*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:27 PM (dNqv+)

At least you've kept the thread Prometheus-free.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (llON8)

317 Nothing whatsoever unusual about that hunting blind.
-----

I certainly could have shot a bear from my porch this evening.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:32 PM (2eKfM)

318 I haven't had a bowl of cereal for 20 years but I was thinking about it and now I'm not sure if I want those cheerios or raisin bran.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 12, 2022 11:33 PM (z+OQR)

319 316 >>> 302 She's gonna blow!!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (mLSmu)

*resists typing 'that's what she said' realized he has failed*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:27 PM (dNqv+)

At least you've kept the thread Prometheus-free.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (llON

And no mentions of crossbows or long bows.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:33 PM (ynpvh)

320 318 I haven't had a bowl of cereal for 20 years but I was thinking about it and now I'm not sure if I want those cheerios or raisin bran.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 12, 2022 11:33 PM (z+OQR)

All-bran

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:34 PM (ynpvh)

321 Is there a name for the concept of a country having the industrial base, resource generation and so forth to be a self-sufficient as is possible? My snark brain says 'Sanity.' It seems like there should be a term for the idea/practice.

Regardless, the entire point to make ourselves as self sufficient as possible is so our people are not slaves to the whims of some asshole- whether we agree with him or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:34 PM (dNqv+)

322 Welp, the guy came to put in our gas line to the range, but he got called out on a frozen pipe, so day two without an oven or stove continues apace. DH finished off the pizza from last night, so here I sit eating a jar of pickled carrots. Not exactly the satisfying dinner I am used to, at all.

I do hope he comes back tomorrow.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:35 PM (LOVUx)

323 NA, SA, Europe, Asia?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (ynpvh)

NA, Europe, Asia, and Australia.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:35 PM (anj39)

324 321 Is there a name for the concept of a country having the industrial base, resource generation and so forth to be a self-sufficient as is possible? My snark brain says 'Sanity.' It seems like there should be a term for the idea/practice.

Regardless, the entire point to make ourselves as self sufficient as possible is so our people are not slaves to the whims of some asshole- whether we agree with him or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:34 PM (dNqv+)

Mercantilism?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

325 and it seems like he got so wrapped up in trying to find the valve handle that he neglected to fly the plane. He should have been able to safely ditch the plane in a dead-stick landing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----

SOP is
Maintain control of the aircraft
Address the problem
Maintain control of the aircraft
Address the problem
.
.
.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (2eKfM)

326 Mom really liked a cereal when I was growing up called... Almond Delight(?) Essentially corn flakes, nut clusters and thin slivers/cross sections of almonds longways. It was tasty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (dNqv+)

327 And today the dems in the senate are backstopping joe with a bill to halt military sales to SA.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)

They react like a pack of angry 4 year old children. None of them even bother taking 10 seconds to think of how many ways the Saudi's could retaliate which would devastate us - while they can get any weaponry they want from China or Russia. To them, this would be barely an inconvenience - but they can send the price of oil to $200 per barrel any time they want. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)

328 323 NA, SA, Europe, Asia?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:26 PM (ynpvh)

NA, Europe, Asia, and Australia.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:35 PM (anj39)

Missed it by that much...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

329 I do not think that Mormons have the market cornered- look at the Church. Look at the army. Look at the bureaucracy. Concentrated power in the hands of a hierarchal organization is the most attractive to these commie asshats. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I have brought this up in the past. My current theory.
The problem is over-ambition. There are people who decide they need to conquer all without principles or morality or character. If you are a mormon and you are overly ambitious you go into church leadership and then politics. The scum rises to the top.

Outside the church, these asshats would become lawyers and maybe seek their fortune that way and end up as psychopath traders, or hedge fund guys, or politicians or whatver but in the church the path is a little more directed by that hierarchy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (G+kxT)

330 Mercantilism?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

In a way, but mercantilism was more about colonies and overseas trade to bring the goods to your shores (and make money.) I am more talking about working develop you own resources and industrial base inside your borders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (dNqv+)

331 But believing 2020 wasn't massively insecure, and the official outcome extremely dubious - based on the actual facts and how things actually work, as well as laws and the constitution - isn't a serious position. Unless you're stupid and don't know any better.
Posted by: rhomboid


When people start bitching about election deniers, I tell them that there's a good chance that Kennedy stole the 1960 election from Nixon.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:38 PM (+lVUW)

332 and it seems like he got so wrapped up in trying to find the valve handle that he neglected to fly the plane. He should have been able to safely ditch the plane in a dead-stick landing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------
Eastern Air Lines Flight 401

The crash occurred while the entire flight crew were preoccupied with a burnt-out landing gear indicator light. They failed to notice that the autopilot had inadvertently been disconnected and, subsequently, the aircraft gradually lost altitude and crashed. This was the first fatal crash of a wide-body aircraft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:38 PM (rmVXY)

333 Is there a haiku
That is also a tree pun?
Alas, likely knot

Posted by: Captain Haiku at October 12, 2022 11:38 PM (SIAnw)

334 Mercantilism?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

I'm not bothering to look it up, but I think mercantilism was where the English kept all the manufacturing in their home country, and raped all of their colonies for raw materials while not allowing them to develop their own manufacturing capabilities.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:38 PM (r46W7)

335 Outside the church, these asshats would become lawyers and maybe seek their fortune that way and end up as psychopath traders, or hedge fund guys, or politicians or whatver but in the church the path is a little more directed by that hierarchy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (G+kxT)

I think this is a good overall analysis of the people involved.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:39 PM (dNqv+)

336

I'd read that the experimental plane Denver crashed has the unpowered glide path of a rhinoceros...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:39 PM (MJUey)

337 330 Mercantilism?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

In a way, but mercantilism was more about colonies and overseas trade to bring the goods to your shores (and make money.) I am more talking about working develop you own resources and industrial base inside your borders.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (dNqv+)

Intertubes says autarky, but mostly ascribed to left-wing economies.
"The word autarky is from the Greek: αὐτάρκεια, which means "'self-sufficiency'"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:40 PM (ynpvh)

338 36 Those assholes need to be locked up forever.
Posted by: A Bonobo at October 12, 2022 10:09 PM (AiZBA)

For them, forever is ever so much too soon!

Seems a little harsh. Status Quo didn't seem very inventive in that clip, but they weren't THAT bad

Posted by: azjaeger at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (3/XaG)

339 recipe?
(I planned on making chocolate crinkle tonight and snickerdoodles if I was done early to give to some friends tomorrow.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (G+kxT)


Wouldn't be able to get to it until tomorrow.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (anj39)

340 336

I'd read that the experimental plane Denver crashed has the unpowered glide path of a rhinoceros...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:39 PM (MJUey)

Or a Tank Abrams.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (ynpvh)

341 321 Is there a name for the concept of a country having the industrial base, resource generation and so forth to be a self-sufficient as is possible? My snark brain says 'Sanity.' It seems like there should be a term for the idea/practice.

Regardless, the entire point to make ourselves as self sufficient as possible is so our people are not slaves to the whims of some asshole- whether we agree with him or not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

juche

from wiki:
In contemporary political discourse on North Korea, Juche has a connotation of "self-reliance", "autonomy", and "independence".[4][5][6] It is often defined in opposition to the Korean concept of Sadae, or reliance on the great powers.[7] South Koreans use the word without reference to the North Korean ideology.[8]

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (G+kxT)

342
Mercantilism?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)

_________

Autarky

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (1Nxff)

343 And today the dems in the senate are backstopping joe with a bill to halt military sales to SA.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)

Right, so they can go to russia or china for them.These assholes are petulant children with no fucking clue about consequences or repercussions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (VwHCD)

344 The crash occurred while the entire flight crew were preoccupied with a burnt-out landing gear indicator light. They failed to notice that the autopilot had inadvertently been disconnected and, subsequently, the aircraft gradually lost altitude and crashed. This was the first fatal crash of a wide-body aircraft.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

See? The crash was caused by the malfunctioning light so they were addressing the correct issue.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 11:41 PM (mLSmu)

345 John Giles is and election fraud denier.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:09 PM (ynpvh)

Hell. He is an election fraud supporter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 12, 2022 11:42 PM (inRl1)

346 Maybe it's the thigh-high black leather DTF boots...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:30 PM (MJUey)

I didn't wear those to the meeting.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (Mzdiz)

347 They react like a pack of angry 4 year old children. None of them even bother taking 10 seconds to think of how many ways the Saudi's could retaliate which would devastate us - while they can get any weaponry they want from China or Russia. To them, this would be barely an inconvenience - but they can send the price of oil to $200 per barrel any time they want. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)

Bingo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (VwHCD)

348 Intertubes says autarky, but mostly ascribed to left-wing economies.
"The word autarky is from the Greek: αὐτάρκεια, which means "'self-sufficiency'"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:40 PM (ynpvh)

I have heard the word, just not in what I thought was this context. Hmmm. Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (dNqv+)

349
See? The crash was caused by the malfunctioning light ...
Posted by: Tonypete
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Heh. Vicariously...very vicariously.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (rmVXY)

350 1: Why not Oatmeal Chocolate Chip? The Soft/Chewiness of oatmeal combined with the chocolatey goodness of chocolate chips. I feel like this should be a no-brainer
Posted by: Snaproll at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (14i9S)


Interesting. I always thought that it might be fun to make peanut butter cookies with chocolate chips.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (+lVUW)

351 290 142 Count de Monet, I had Bells' Palsy years ago. No worries. It should go away in about a week or so with the right medication..
Posted by: Theodore at October 12, 2022 11:24 PM (pGonq)

Thanks. That's encouraging.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (4I/2K)

352
And today the dems in the senate are backstopping joe with a bill to halt military sales to SA.
Sheesh.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:31 PM (anj39)

__________

What would San Antonio do with them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 12, 2022 11:44 PM (1Nxff)

353 I have brought this up in the past. My current theory.
The problem is over-ambition. There are people who decide they need to conquer all without principles or morality or character. If you are a mormon and you are overly ambitious you go into church leadership and then politics. The scum rises to the top.

Outside the church, these asshats would become lawyers and maybe seek their fortune that way and end up as psychopath traders, or hedge fund guys, or politicians or whatver but in the church the path is a little more directed by that hierarchy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (G+kxT)


A little light reading I recently did on psychopaths brought up, at least to me, an interesting tidbit: It seems most of us assume a psychopath is violent, oftentimes a killer or serial killer. What the article stated was that something like 90% of CEOs, surgeons and politicians are psychopaths; the are able to manage the 'psycho-' part into a mainstream career. The murdering psychopaths are the minority but they get all the glory.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:44 PM (emlEe)

354 I have heard the word, just not in what I thought was this context. Hmmm. Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Isaiah said it first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:44 PM (rmVXY)

355 Wouldn't be able to get to it until tomorrow.
Posted by: Diogenes

OK, thanks anyway. I will dig out my old standard.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:45 PM (G+kxT)

356 335 Outside the church, these asshats would become lawyers and maybe seek their fortune that way and end up as psychopath traders, or hedge fund guys, or politicians or whatver but in the church the path is a little more directed by that hierarchy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (G+kxT)

I think this is a good overall analysis of the people involved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:39 PM (dNqv+)

I do as well. The reason I won't distinguish between Church Leadership and Political Leadership is that I've been in Utah and Church run cities like Mesa - the political and church leadership is interchangeable, the same small group of people run both. I will offer that Mike Lee is a welcome exception; he's not all that great, but he stands out from the rest of them by not being a complete idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:45 PM (r46W7)

357 Interesting. I always thought that it might be fun to make peanut butter cookies with chocolate chips.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (+lVUW)

Kind of like the negative image of the chocolate cookies with the peanut butter chips.

I do not like a lot of peanut butter. In the chocolate cookie, the peanut butter chips stand out against the backdrop of chocolate without overpowering them. A peanut butter cookie to me always overwrites anything that might be in it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)

358 353 ...something like 90% of CEOs, surgeons and politicians are psychopaths; the are able to manage the 'psycho-' part into a mainstream career. The murdering psychopaths are the minority but they get all the glory.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:44 PM (emlEe)

The doctor that came up with a test for one's level of psychopathy found out he scored highly on the test...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

359 >>> 307 I fear that Publius' financial advisor suspects that I'm a gold digger. Maybe it's because I asked about the coming financial collapse, and wouldn't physical gold or silver be a good hedge against that.

Well, he set me straight! I'll have you know that everything is fine, just fine.

Now I can dream peaceful dreams. No need for a solid gold patio.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2022 11:29 PM (Mzdiz)

Hmm, I might be tempted to look for another financial advisor. Or maybe not, since you can buy physical assets without his knowledge or consent, and if things get very bad nobody will need an FA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:46 PM (llON8)

360 354 I have heard the word, just not in what I thought was this context. Hmmm. Nothing new under the sun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------
Isaiah said it first.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:44 PM (rmVXY)

King Solomon. Ecclesiastes

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

361 What the article stated was that something like 90% of CEOs, surgeons and politicians are psychopaths; the are able to manage the 'psycho-' part into a mainstream career.
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That, I believe is the distinction between 'psychopath', and 'sociopath'.

I firmly believe that Steve Jobs was an example of the latter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:46 PM (rmVXY)

362 >>> 347 They react like a pack of angry 4 year old children. None of them even bother taking 10 seconds to think of how many ways the Saudi's could retaliate which would devastate us - while they can get any weaponry they want from China or Russia. To them, this would be barely an inconvenience - but they can send the price of oil to $200 per barrel any time they want. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)

Bingo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (VwHCD)

Then that idiot Blinken or another one of those retards will tell us it's an "opportunity" to transition away from "fossil" fuels.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:48 PM (llON8)

363 Oatmeal, brown sugar, Craisins.

Yum.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 12, 2022 11:49 PM (sy5kK)

364 362 >>> 347 They react like a pack of angry 4 year old children. None of them even bother taking 10 seconds to think of how many ways the Saudi's could retaliate which would devastate us - while they can get any weaponry they want from China or Russia. To them, this would be barely an inconvenience - but they can send the price of oil to $200 per barrel any time they want. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)

Bingo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 12, 2022 11:43 PM (VwHCD)

Then that idiot Blinken or another one of those retards will tell us it's an "opportunity" to transition away from "fossil" fuels.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:48 PM (llON

But anything's better than drilling in our own back yard. Isn't that right leftards?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:49 PM (ynpvh)

365
King Solomon. Ecclesiastes
Posted by: jim
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[furiously thumbs Bible]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:50 PM (rmVXY)

366 I am more talking about working develop you own resources and industrial base inside your borders.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Oh, you mean like increasing our own oil production so that we don't have to go begging to the Saudis?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:50 PM (+lVUW)

367 Is there a name for the concept of a country having the industrial base, resource generation and so forth to be a self-sufficient as is possible? My snark brain says 'Sanity.' It seems like there should be a term for the idea/practice.

Autarchy is one, another term is economic localism. Some people call it antifragility, where you source goods and services as broadly as possible and are self sufficient on essential goods. Of course some people consider that a throwback to the medieval manor system too, but that system was created out of the collapse of a fragile system of economic interdependence on distant manufactures.

There is a lot to be said about marginal efficiency with the English selling wool cloth to the French for wine, but you have to be willing to find alternate sources for those materials, or substitutes, when you go to war with your supplier.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:51 PM (xhaym)

368
I firmly believe that Steve Jobs was an example of the latter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-
'former'. Geeze, I'm tired.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:51 PM (wQZYr)

369 363 Oatmeal, brown sugar, Craisins.

Yum.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 12, 2022 11:49 PM (sy5kK)

One year my wife made some orange muffins using Gran Marnier. They were fantastic. The icing was to die for.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:51 PM (ynpvh)

370 A little light reading I recently did on psychopaths brought up, at least to me, an interesting tidbit: It seems most of us assume a psychopath is violent, oftentimes a killer or serial killer. What the article stated was that something like 90% of CEOs, surgeons and politicians are psychopaths; the are able to manage the 'psycho-' part into a mainstream career. The murdering psychopaths are the minority but they get all the glory.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:44 PM (emlEe)

Put forth as the reason why psychopathic/sociopathic traits are fairly common; at least not uncommon. This is really quite strange - you don't hear about any psychopathic cows, for example - so there must be some social and survival advantage to having them. Uncontrolled, one with such traits becomes the worst of criminals; but if he has enough mental control and self discipline to bury the worst parts, he can be on a fast track to the Presidency.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (r46W7)

371 I don't remember the entire article at this moment (it was a good read, though), but one of the things it mentioned was something about psychopaths and their concomitant risk-taking that makes for good CEOs and surgeons. That they make for good politicians makes them, IMAO, part of the serial killer group.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (emlEe)

372 OK, thanks anyway. I will dig out my old standard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:45 PM (G+kxT)


Sorry.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (anj39)

373 If they were serious about trying to transition away from fossil fuels, they would be persuing an 'all of the above' strategy. This would allow for the prosperity to be able to develop the tech. They seem to be trying (retardedly and this might be discounting their possible feudal motives) to go for a stress being the mother of invention model.

The thing is, while historically true that strides have been made during conflict, our current stratospheric rise has actually been fueled by the opposite. Freedom=prosperity=innovation=vitality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (dNqv+)

374 322
so here I sit eating a jar of pickled carrots. Not exactly the satisfying dinner I am used to, at all.

I do hope he comes back tomorrow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:35 PM (LOVUx)

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This sounds like a Dickens novel, I wish I could bring you something!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (RG7Wy)

375 The icing was to die for.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

So is a good mulch.

Posted by: Manuel the erstwhile tree trimmer at October 12, 2022 11:53 PM (G+kxT)

376 371 I don't remember the entire article at this moment (it was a good read, though), but one of the things it mentioned was something about psychopaths and their concomitant risk-taking that makes for good CEOs and surgeons. That they make for good politicians makes them, IMAO, part of the serial killer group.
Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (emlEe)

Covid would definitely support your premise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:53 PM (dNqv+)

377 I made another batch of grape jam, but it didn't gel right. I didn't use pectin because I was processing the skins in the pulp, but this time it turned out more like thick syrup than jam.

Oh well, one year I made pear jelly that I had to label as "pear honey" to give away because it wouldn't set.

(welcome to the ONT where we discuss economics and canning recipes)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:53 PM (xhaym)

378 I thought my formulation of "the scum rises to the top" would get some comment. I think it might be original.

Anyway, I gotta go. Good night all.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:54 PM (G+kxT)

379 so here I sit eating a jar of pickled carrots. Not exactly the satisfying dinner I am used to, at all.
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Hmm. I'm assuming that pickled carrots digest better than raisins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 12, 2022 11:55 PM (wQZYr)

380 Night Gentlemen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:55 PM (dNqv+)

381 375 The icing was to die for.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

So is a good mulch.

Posted by: Manuel the erstwhile tree trimmer at October 12, 2022 11:53 PM (G+kxT)

Old joke.
A truck full of steer manure has a breakdown near a psych hospital. While he's trying to get things running again, one of the residents on the other side of the fence ask him what he's hauling.
"Manure. For strawberrys", he says.
The resident replies, "That interesting. I normally put cream and sugar on mine."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:55 PM (ynpvh)

382 Nite Aetius

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (ynpvh)

383 This sounds like a Dickens novel, I wish I could bring you something!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM



Like an arm load of firewood and a match?

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (FCUBp)

384 A big part of how psychopathic traits fuel a rise to the top - people with them feel no guilt and have no hesitation about stabbing co-workers and friends in the back in order to fuel their rise. In fact, they rather enjoy it. (reference the career of Kamala Harris)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (r46W7)

385 Hmm, I might be tempted to look for another financial advisor. Or maybe not, since you can buy physical assets without his knowledge or consent, and if things get very bad nobody will need an FA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 12, 2022 11:46 PM (llON

I've been hearing a lot about hedging your bets with something of value that can survive a collapse. Clearly, cash isn't safe, nor investments, nor 401ks etc.

Obviously, job #1 is surviving. Then, doesn't this lawless government suck everything out of the economy on its way down? The rationale is that in 5 or 10 years, when things stabilize, you have something of value left to start over. Whatever "starting over" might consist of.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)

386 I was actually saying goodnight to the commenter Gentlemen, but I too have to run. Stayed up way too late.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (dNqv+)

387 384 A big part of how psychopathic traits fuel a rise to the top - people with them feel no guilt and have no hesitation about stabbing co-workers and friends in the back in order to fuel their rise. In fact, they rather enjoy it. (reference the career of Kamala Harris)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (r46W7)

Except for here, there was no limit to who she'd...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:57 PM (ynpvh)

388 Biden always thinks he's dealing with Corn Pop.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:58 PM (zF/cr)

389 383 This sounds like a Dickens novel, I wish I could bring you something!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM

Like an arm load of firewood and a match?
Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 11:56 PM (FCUBp)

May I please have another, gov'ner?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:59 PM (ynpvh)

390 388 Biden always thinks he's dealing with Corn Pop.

Posted by: polynikes at October 12, 2022 11:58 PM (zF/cr)

Don't forget his brothers, Crackle and Snap. Bad dudes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 12, 2022 11:59 PM (ynpvh)

391 so here I sit eating a jar of pickled carrots. Not exactly the satisfying dinner I am used to, at all.

I do hope he comes back tomorrow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:35 PM (LOVUx)

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This sounds like a Dickens novel, I wish I could bring you something!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (RG7Wy)

How about some tomato jam? Or okra?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

392 This is really quite strange - you don't hear about any psychopathic cows, for example - so there must be some social and survival advantage to having them. Uncontrolled, one with such traits becomes the worst of criminals; but if he has enough mental control and self discipline to bury the worst parts, he can be on a fast track to the Presidency.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (r46W7)


You brought up something else I had forgotten from the article. It was about early man's survival and that if it weren't for psychopaths among them back then, we probably wouldn't have survived as a species. It was all about that (genetic?) psychopathic ability to take risks without fear. Hunting and gathering wasn't for the feint of heart as it was a brave new world out there and no AAA maps to guide you.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:59 PM (emlEe)

393 Every Lefty is a psychopath because their mantra is the ends justify the means.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2022 12:00 AM (zF/cr)

394 (welcome to the ONT where we discuss economics and canning recipes)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:53 PM (xhaym)

These are the best ONTs!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)

395 391 so here I sit eating a jar of pickled carrots. Not exactly the satisfying dinner I am used to, at all.

I do hope he comes back tomorrow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 12, 2022 11:35 PM (LOVUx)
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This sounds like a Dickens novel, I wish I could bring you something!
Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 12, 2022 11:52 PM (RG7Wy)

How about some tomato jam? Or okra?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 12, 2022 11:59 PM (Mzdiz)

Mmmm. Okra. I love it deep fried. Sucked when the local Churches Chicken stopped selling it, but there a Cajun Crab place around here that does, and I sometimes buy it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:01 AM (ynpvh)

396

In the camps, we shall dream of not being fed okra...

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:01 AM (FCUBp)

397 >>>I don't remember the entire article at this moment (it was a good read, though), but one of the things it mentioned was something about psychopaths and their concomitant risk-taking that makes for good CEOs and surgeons. That they make for good politicians makes them, IMAO, part of the serial killer group.

Posted by: RickZ

>This is why we need to dismantle NATO and put Joe back in his basement.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (z+OQR)

398 396
In the camps, we shall dream of not being fed okra...
Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:01 AM (FCUBp)

And oatmeal with raisins.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (ynpvh)

399 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)

400 399 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)

Terry Pratchet Disc World novel, where bums are boiling leather boots for food...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:03 AM (ynpvh)

401 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)

I feel a little guilty for having one of the best filets I've had from the Outback earlier tonight.

Posted by: polynikes at October 13, 2022 12:04 AM (zF/cr)

402

I would eat Kat's thigh-high black leather boots raw...

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:05 AM (FCUBp)

403 399 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)

run that thing through a sausage grinder!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:06 AM (r46W7)

404 399 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)
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Shoe leather, pickled carrots! Man I want to drive a food truck all over North America right now and give people a great dinner.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 13, 2022 12:06 AM (RG7Wy)

405 You brought up something else I had forgotten from the article. It was about early man's survival and that if it weren't for psychopaths among them back then, we probably wouldn't have survived as a species. It was all about that (genetic?) psychopathic ability to take risks without fear. Hunting and gathering wasn't for the feint of heart as it was a brave new world out there and no AAA maps to guide you.

Posted by: RickZ at October 12, 2022 11:59 PM (emlEe)

I read that 10% of the population at any given time has what some call "the pioneer gene" - courage to strike out into unknown territory.

Doesn't translate to utter fearlessness, more like optimism that the unknown holds some benefit.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

406 Kanye should complain that JP Morgan cancelled him because he's black, and say it's because they hate black folk and wanted Saint George Floyd.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

407 Shoe leather, pickled carrots! Man I want to drive a food truck all over North America right now and give people a great dinner.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 13, 2022 12:06 AM



You've misspelt 'okra'...

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (FCUBp)

408 hated, not wanted. Damn fingers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

409 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)


The reason why God gave man the recipe for pounded and tenderized batter-fried steak smothered in a seasoned gravy. That covers up a lot of . . . sins.

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (emlEe)

410 These are the best ONTs!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:00 AM (Mzdiz)


If you have grapes (or plant them) when you press for juice, save the skins and remaining pulp, cook it down, run it through the food mill to get the pips and the skins out, and add sugar by volume 1:1 with the pulp, and 1/4 C of lemon juice, and cook it down to the soft ball stage judged by how it comes off the wooden spoon when you stir.

If you plant grapes, I suggest you plant one seedless vine as well, I think I have a seedless Interlaken. Everyone hates SunMaid raisins for a reason, but your home made ones are exquisite.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (xhaym)

411 -
Experts fear that the first nation to make contact with aliens will suddenly become the most powerful country on the planet, triggering a rift with rivals including so-called super powers--
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To become the most powerful country on the planet all you need is some actual experts. Unfortunately they are extinct.

Posted by: irright at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (NTUk0)

412 409 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:02 AM (JRTQL)

The reason why God gave man the recipe for pounded and tenderized batter-fried steak smothered in a seasoned gravy. That covers up a lot of . . . sins.

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (emlEe)

I've done that. It takes tough love to make some cuts tender.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (ynpvh)

413 @400 Terry Pratchet Disc World novel, where bums are boiling leather boots for food...

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And then Death swaps them with fine meals prepared by a local 5 star restaurant (literally swaps - the bums get the good food, and the restaurant gets the old boots), the chef turns the boots into a meal with an amazing sounding name, and demand for cooked boots at the restaurant goes through the roof.

Posted by: junior at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (PTw5h)

414 411 -
Experts fear that the first nation to make contact with aliens will suddenly become the most powerful country on the planet, triggering a rift with rivals including so-called super powers--
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To become the most powerful country on the planet all you need is some actual experts. Unfortunately they are extinct.

Posted by: irright at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (NTUk0)

The flip side is if the aliens overun the country and turn it into a shithole...oh wait...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:09 AM (ynpvh)

415 The reason why God gave man the recipe for pounded and tenderized batter-fried steak smothered in a seasoned gravy. That covers up a lot of . . . sins.

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (emlEe)

I watched a Cajun cook one of those and I could almost taste it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:10 AM (Mzdiz)

416 ...It takes tough love to make some cuts tender.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM



Three words: mince!

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:10 AM (FCUBp)

417 413 @400 Terry Pratchet Disc World novel, where bums are boiling leather boots for food...
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And then Death swaps them with fine meals prepared by a local 5 star restaurant (literally swaps - the bums get the good food, and the restaurant gets the old boots), the chef turns the boots into a meal with an amazing sounding name, and demand for cooked boots at the restaurant goes through the roof.
Posted by: junior at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (PTw5h)

Yup. I also liked, "make a man a fire, keep him warm for the night; set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life". Goes well with the psychopath talk...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:10 AM (ynpvh)

418 The reason why God gave man the recipe for pounded and tenderized batter-fried steak smothered in a seasoned gravy. That covers up a lot of . . . sins.

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:08 AM (emlEe)

Do they grow in warm humid climates like upstate SC?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:11 AM (Mzdiz)

419 In the camps, we shall dream of not being fed okra...

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:01 AM (FCUBp)

*mulls over being a future lunch lady in The Camps*

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)

420 I made a chicken pot pie today out of a chicken stew I made a few days ago. I didn't have enough broth saved to make a gravy for it, so I used a ripe tomato chopped up with basil instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)

421 The dog ate the last hunk of steak, and licked the plate clean.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (JRTQL)

422 257 https://tinyurl.com/53er53as
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 12, 2022 11:10 PM (c7HsI

I ended watching that whole lecture. Interesting.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (KFhLj)

423 Just finished a bit for Balkan Holocaust stuff. I thought the entire project was a disaster from beginning to end, but was told today
"Oh, that went went MUCH better than we expected!"
You know, and I prefer Pixy, where I can tech, but I consider the whole thing to be a total failure.
Turns out my input made things less worse than they might have been otherwise.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (U11/V)

424 420 I made a chicken pot pie today out of a chicken stew I made a few days ago. I didn't have enough broth saved to make a gravy for it, so I used a ripe tomato chopped up with basil instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)

Comment 420; sure that was basil?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (ynpvh)

425 actually it was a stewed chicken, and I pulled the chicken broth out to make gravy when I finished cooking it.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (xhaym)

426 I read that 10% of the population at any given time has what some call "the pioneer gene" - courage to strike out into unknown territory.

Doesn't translate to utter fearlessness, more like optimism that the unknown holds some benefit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

Also known as the "Damn if I have to spend one more minute living next door to my mother in law I am gonna EXPLODE!!!" gene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

427 I made a chicken pot pie today out of a chicken stew I made a few days ago. I didn't have enough broth saved to make a gravy for it, so I used a ripe tomato chopped up with basil instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)

Buy 3 jars of chicken Better Than Bouillon. You won't regret it and you'll always have broth.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)

428 Turns out my input made things less worse than they might have been otherwise.
Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (U11/V)

I think I'll put that on my tombstone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

429 FDA lists 7 cereals as unhealthy. You wanna know what is unhealthy, FDA? Forcing people to get experimental vaccines...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

430 428 Turns out my input made things less worse than they might have been otherwise.
Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (U11/V)

I think I'll put that on my tombstone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

My Dad died on my birthday. If I'm ever buried next to him, I want a small plaque pointing from my birth day to his death date saying, "Thanks, Dad."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

431 426 I read that 10% of the population at any given time has what some call "the pioneer gene" - courage to strike out into unknown territory.

Doesn't translate to utter fearlessness, more like optimism that the unknown holds some benefit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

Also known as the "Damn if I have to spend one more minute living next door to my mother in law I am gonna EXPLODE!!!" gene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

How closely related is that gene the the gene for, "Hey Bubba, watch THIS!"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:16 AM (ynpvh)

432 Also known as the "Damn if I have to spend one more minute living next door to my mother in law I am gonna EXPLODE!!!" gene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

I have the sweetest MiL. That must be why Publius is so great

My mom, on the other hand...why on earth did he marry me?!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)

433 ...the gene for, "Hey Bubba, watch THIS!"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:16 AM



That's the Hold-my-beer gene... Different chromosome...

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:19 AM (FCUBp)

434 432 Also known as the "Damn if I have to spend one more minute living next door to my mother in law I am gonna EXPLODE!!!" gene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

I have the sweetest MiL. That must be why Publius is so great
My mom, on the other hand...why on earth did he marry me?!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:17 AM (Mzdiz)

My MIL like me a great deal. My Mother and wife...well, that was another story. Didn't get to my mother the last 4 or 5 years before she passed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:19 AM (ynpvh)

435 I read that 10% of the population at any given time has what some call "the pioneer gene" - courage to strike out into unknown territory.

Doesn't translate to utter fearlessness, more like optimism that the unknown holds some benefit.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)


"Pioneer gene." That's interesting. My Hungarian Grandma had it. She packed up and left the Austro-Hungarian Empire with three little kids (three more added in the good ol' US of A, including my Dad) to come to America because she saw something bad was coming with the Balkan War(s). It took a lot of gutsy "pioneer genes" to pack up and leave pretty much everything behind to travel overseas to a new country halfway across the globe, a country where you knew no one nor even the language; the best you could hope for was finding a Hungarian-based area in which to get yourself settled in. My Grandma ever did learn a lot of English but as my cousin affectionately said at her funeral: "She was a tough old bird."

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:19 AM (emlEe)

436 I made a chicken pot pie today out of a chicken stew I made a few days ago. I didn't have enough broth saved to make a gravy for it, so I used a ripe tomato chopped up with basil instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:12 AM (xhaym)

We get the Costco chicken pot pie occasionally. I've learned that after the first night I need to add moisture to any subsequent meals. My solution is a packet of chicken or turkey gravy. Mix the gravy and pour some over the pot pie and serve.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 13, 2022 12:19 AM (IP9GB)

437 Also known as the "Damn if I have to spend one more minute living next door to my mother in law I am gonna EXPLODE!!!" gene.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)
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My in-laws are coming to visit tomorrow.
For 8 days.
We get along, I do love them. But after this weekend I will need a lot of prayers.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (RG7Wy)

438 Is there a name for the concept of a country having the industrial base, resource generation and so forth to be a self-sufficient as is possible?
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Yes, autarky.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (oINRc)

439 435 I read that 10% of the population at any given time has what some call "the pioneer gene" - courage to strike out into unknown territory.

Doesn't translate to utter fearlessness, more like optimism that the unknown holds some benefit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:07 AM (Mzdiz)

"Pioneer gene." That's interesting. My Hungarian Grandma had it. She packed up and left the Austro-Hungarian Empire with three little kids (three more added in the good ol' US of A, including my Dad) to come to America because she saw something bad was coming with the Balkan War(s). It took a lot of gutsy "pioneer genes" to pack up and leave pretty much everything behind to travel overseas to a new country halfway across the globe, a country where you knew no one nor even the language; the best you could hope for was finding a Hungarian-based area in which to get yourself settled in. My Grandma ever did learn a lot of English but as my cousin affectionately said at her funeral: "She was a tough old bird."
Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:19 AM (emlEe)

Also called seeing the writing on the wall; better get out of Dodge before it's too late.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (ynpvh)

440
Mmmm. Okra. I love it deep fried. Sucked when the local Churches Chicken stopped selling it, but there a Cajun Crab place around here that does, and I sometimes buy it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:01 AM (ynpvh)


*begins brewing up a fresh batch of agent orange*

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2022 12:25 AM (anj39)

441

Election deniers

Dimpled Chad
Hanging Chad
Swinging Chad

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)

442 Well, thing is with Combloc Holocaust (Jews) is that nobody there knows it. It wasn't recorded that way. It wasn't religion or whatever but class, so any killings were recorded as class-based and not.. well, it's a huge thing.
I did some work with a buddy and he is now Yad Veshem.
I am less so, due to a ton of background issues.
But yeah this last piece was an utter disaster and I was like, "I'm fired for life."
They're like, "Oh no, this is the best work we've ever managed! You're coming back, right?"

Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:26 AM (U11/V)

443 440
Mmmm. Okra. I love it deep fried. Sucked when the local Churches Chicken stopped selling it, but there a Cajun Crab place around here that does, and I sometimes buy it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:01 AM (ynpvh)

*begins brewing up a fresh batch of agent orange*
Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2022 12:25 AM (anj39)

Hey, I eat chicken livers and liver and onions. Grew up, among the Mexican foods Mom made, non-Mexican food like Spiniach with onions and vinegar, with a side of bacon. MMMmm.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)

444 I have brought this up in the past. My current theory.
The problem is over-ambition. There are people who decide they need to conquer all without principles or morality or character. If you are a mormon and you are overly ambitious you go into church leadership and then politics. The scum rises to the top.

Outside the church, these asshats would become lawyers and maybe seek their fortune that way and end up as psychopath traders, or hedge fund guys, or politicians or whatver but in the church the path is a little more directed by that hierarchy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 11:37 PM (G+kxT)


That's just not how it works inside the LDS Church. Honestly, "ambition" doesn't count for much. You don't apply for positions in leadership. You don't get called to a position because YOU want it. You get called because the Lord wants you there (faithful view), or more skeptically, because someone else wants you there. Callings to big leadership positions are usually a complete surprise to the person receiving the call.

(more...)

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 13, 2022 12:30 AM (c7HsI)

445 441
Election deniers

Dimpled Chad
Hanging Chad
Swinging Chad
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)

Sounds like Chad goes both ways, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:30 AM (ynpvh)

446 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You know you needed to be aware of CBD's mantra, right?

Sous Vide it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 12:30 AM (nBx/4)

447 My in-laws are coming to visit tomorrow.
For 8 days.
We get along, I do love them. But after this weekend I will need a lot of prayers.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (RG7Wy)

And a lot of booze.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 12:31 AM (VwHCD)

448 The worst thing that can happen with a project is that YOU consider the entire thing to be a total disaster, but the target considers it a total success.
I am now in that position.
I blew it, but the client is beyond happy.
Now what.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:31 AM (U11/V)

449 We get along, I do love them. But after this weekend I will need a lot of prayers.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (RG7Wy)

Feed them, bless them, pray. Then send them on their way.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:34 AM (Mzdiz)

450 446 Man, this steak I am eating is so tough, it could be vulcanized and used to patch a tractor tire.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

You know you needed to be aware of CBD's mantra, right?

Sous Vide it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 13, 2022 12:30 AM (nBx/4)

Sous Vide it into Shape!
Sous Vide it up!
Sous Vide it Straight!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:34 AM (ynpvh)

451 Also called seeing the writing on the wall; better get out of Dodge before it's too late.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (ynpvh)

Yes, but many will see the writing and make excuses to stay.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:35 AM (Mzdiz)

452 Also known as the "Damn if I have to spend one more minute living next door to my mother in law I am gonna EXPLODE!!!" gene.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

When I got married I moved 15 miles south. I watched how my inlaws were with Mrs B's sister and my brother in law who stayed in town. They were invaders, just stop by when they felt like it unannounced . I moved just far enough away where they had to call first. Some years later my brother in law buys the house next to my inlaws. I said are you out of your fucking mind? Why don't you just crawl up his ass and make a nest?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 12:36 AM (VwHCD)

453 Also called seeing the writing on the wall; better get out of Dodge before it's too late.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (ynpvh)


It took until after the Holocaust for me to see a Jew state in a documentary: 'When people say they want to destroy you, to kill you, believe them!'

But seeing the writing on the wall and still having either the gumption to leave (how many saw but didn't leave for whatever reasons?, we'll never know) or the (oftentimes meager) financial ability to leave (it cost cash to take a boat across the ocean, not to mention the trains to and from the ports; in my Grandma's case, it was central Europe to the Atlantic coast, then to NYC and on to southwestern PA [where Dad was born in 1918]).

Whatever one calls it or for whatever reason, in some people (often younger and more willing to take risks in general), it is a compulsion.

I had just a snippet of that gene as I moved from VA to NYC where I had no family, no prospective job, only knowing (and temporarily moving in with) my grade school friend.

Forty plus years and an ex-wife later, . . .

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 12:37 AM (emlEe)

454 Lambert's, Home of the Throw'd Roll has amazing fried okra. And amazing food overall with a great atmosphere if you are ever traveling through the Missouri area.
And they throw rolls at you.

Posted by: CA Token at October 13, 2022 12:38 AM (2+yws)

455 Don't throw the okra.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2022 12:39 AM (63Dwl)

456 Hence my citation of the credentials of Russell M. Nelson and Dallin H. Oaks. Both of them had incredibly successful careers in specialized professions, nearing the end of those careers, certainly making plans for retirement to enjoy the fruit of those careers, when they were suddenly called to leave the career behind and dedicate themselves to Church service.

The callings were a surprise, but they immediately changed plans, wrapped up the career within a few weeks, and started the new position knowing that the only retirement now would be when the Lord calls them home. It is not driven by ambition at all.

You're equating politicians with Church leaders -- they are not the same thing. It's true that most LDS politicians have been Church leaders, but that's because MOST middle- aged men in the Church have served in leadership positions at one time or other.

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 13, 2022 12:39 AM (c7HsI)

457 451 Also called seeing the writing on the wall; better get out of Dodge before it's too late.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:20 AM (ynpvh)

Yes, but many will see the writing and make excuses to stay.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:35 AM (Mzdiz)

Some years back when my kids were small, were were out in the county watching fireworks. Some idiots tried setting off fireworks in the adjacent field, and it started burning. I watched for a while, and at one point told my family it was time to go. About five minutes after I walked away and got into our car, police came by and told everybody else to leave. Problem is people can be either knowingly or unknowingly blind to the dangers around them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:40 AM (ynpvh)

458 "Put forth as the reason why psychopathic/sociopathic traits are fairly common; at least not uncommon. This is really quite strange - you don't hear about any psychopathic cows, for example"

Not true. There are breakout cows. Ask farm people. They will tell you there are genetic 'freak' cows that are genuinely vicious.
Mean cows are a thing, they are well known. Aurochs are in all of them and it occasionally erupts. Ask a breeder, they'll tell you. There is totally such a thing as a truly vicious cow.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:41 AM (U11/V)

459 41 Never shoot a deer from a hot tub. You have to get chilled as you get dry and dressed to go down and field dress it and drag it back to hang and skin.
And then you have to get clean enough to get back in the tub.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 10:13 PM (xhaym)

Who said he was aiming at a deer?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:42 AM (ynpvh)

460 There's still a few surprises left on the internet:

https://redneck.bank/

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 12:43 AM (Bd6X8)

461 Pickled carrots are best enjoyed in pickled chili.


Bon Apetit!

Posted by: Julia Stepchild at October 13, 2022 12:44 AM (l3SW6)

462 Pickled carrots are best enjoyed in pickled chili.


Bon Apetit!
Posted by: Julia Stepchild at October 13, 2022 12:44 AM (l3SW6)


Or pickled eaters.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2022 12:45 AM (anj39)

463 Pickled carrots are best enjoyed in pickled chili.

Bon Apetit!

Posted by: Julia Stepchild at October 13, 2022 12:44 AM



*SNORT

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:45 AM (axE4J)

464 238 252 Debby, yes that is a creepy article. The next generation is going to be completely messed up.

Posted by: Theodore at October 13, 2022 12:47 AM (pGonq)

465 463 Pickled carrots are best enjoyed in pickled chili.

Bon Apetit!
Posted by: Julia Stepchild at October 13, 2022 12:44 AM

*SNORT
Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:45 AM (axE4J)

Hey, you see that at mexican fast food places all the time. I mean a Salsa bar is the Mexican equivalent of the American salad bar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:48 AM (ynpvh)

466 There's still a few surprises left on the internet:

https://redneck.bank/

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 12:43 AM



Bugger me dead!

This can't be real, can it??

There's a pesky fly on the screen!

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 12:50 AM (CwhBm)

467 "I've been hearing a lot about hedging your bets with something of value that can survive a collapse. Clearly, cash isn't safe, nor investments, nor 401ks etc. "

Invest in canned food, shotgun shells, and ciggies for bartering...

Posted by: the last to post at October 13, 2022 12:51 AM (Y7TBg)

468 467 "I've been hearing a lot about hedging your bets with something of value that can survive a collapse. Clearly, cash isn't safe, nor investments, nor 401ks etc. "

Invest in canned food, shotgun shells, and ciggies for bartering...

Posted by: the last to post at October 13, 2022 12:51 AM (Y7TBg)

Sounds like Redneck Bank might be right for y'all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:51 AM (ynpvh)

469 This can't be real, can it??

It's real. They're part of something called "AllAmericaBank". That is the sum total of my knowledge on this subject.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at October 13, 2022 12:52 AM (Bd6X8)

470 'My' dog was an Australian Cattle Dog, and he was never a pet. Holy shit, I met my match in him. He was a rescue that had been returned 3 times for being a dick, at 8 months. The vet I took him to was impressed, told me he had the active intelligence of about an 8-year-old boy in a dog.
He was never 'my' dog, we just shared space for a while.
Says a lot about me, that my dog was/is the biggest asshole I ever met. I loved him so much. When he went out I cried for weeks, couldn't even drive a car, crying. And I'm not even ashamed. Don't care. He was my friend. My brother.
I've never mourned a human being like that.
Cried for weeks, for Blue. Weeks. It was awful.
Maybe that's how I can do all this Genocide Research.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:53 AM (U11/V)

471 Good Night, Horde!

Posted by: Theodore at October 13, 2022 12:53 AM (pGonq)

472 Nite Theo

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:54 AM (ynpvh)

473 Blue did come to me in a dream, but he did what I expected.
He ran up, looked at me, then ran off into the Cloud, totally happy, off to chase cattle in Dog Elysium.
Never looked back.
I haven't seen him since.

Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:55 AM (U11/V)

474 139 For all the nutritional value of breakfast cereal, you may as well have shredded newspaper or kitty litter. Having said that, it's Wheaties or nothing for me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 10:42 PM (ftFVW)

When ever the commercials would come on and they's show juice, toast, and cereal and say, "Part of this balance nutritious breakfast", it was the juice, toast and milk that made it a balance, not the cereal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 12:56 AM (ynpvh)

475
Buy 3 jars of chicken Better Than Bouillon. You won't regret it and you'll always have broth.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (Mzdiz)


I have that, but my tomatoes are ripe and my jar of dried basil is packed full.

I am going to wind up again with more produce out of the garden than I have jars and shelf space

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 12:59 AM (xhaym)

476 202 Might as well have a cookie and a multivitamin.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Funny you should say that. When I was little, my best friend's dad would eat a big cookie for breakfast, usually an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

Cookie Crunch Cereal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

477 Well, I am getting tired, and my legs are getting fidgety, so it's time to go to bed. Had a busy shop day. Got one little job done, and moved on to another, and made some good progress there, too. Had to go on a scavenger hunt for parts, and I think I located what I need. Got to fire up the tractor tomorrow to fetch stuff to within range of the air tools and torches.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 01:05 AM (JRTQL)

478 Cookie Crunch Cereal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:04 AM (ynpvh)


Will stop the spread of monkey pox, too.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Faustus at October 13, 2022 01:06 AM (emlEe)

479 477 Well, I am getting tired, and my legs are getting fidgety, so it's time to go to bed. Had a busy shop day. Got one little job done, and moved on to another, and made some good progress there, too. Had to go on a scavenger hunt for parts, and I think I located what I need. Got to fire up the tractor tomorrow to fetch stuff to within range of the air tools and torches.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 13, 2022 01:05 AM (JRTQL)

I used to get restless legs when I sat too long...
Good night, AOP

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:06 AM (ynpvh)

480 478 Cookie Crunch Cereal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:04 AM (ynpvh)

Will stop the spread of monkey pox, too.

Posted by: Dr. Anthony Faustus at October 13, 2022 01:06 AM (emlEe)

ONly if you shove it up your ass.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:08 AM (ynpvh)

481 Hey RickZ...
Your hash is EmlEE (Emily)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:09 AM (ynpvh)

482 481 Hey RickZ...
Your hash is EmlEE (Emily)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:09 AM (ynpvh)

Like that Johnny Cash song.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:10 AM (ynpvh)

483 Caught up with the comments. Whew! Took a while to get through the content and the comments.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:11 AM (ynpvh)

484 Well, slow in here now. I guess I'm off to bed. Night all...whoever is left...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:12 AM (ynpvh)

485 Redneck Bank is the online banking part of All American which is out of Oklahoma

There are some interesting banking being developed. thank you for the link, I discovered there are bitcoin banks too.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 13, 2022 01:12 AM (xhaym)

486 Hey RickZ...
Your hash is EmlEE (Emily)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2022 01:09 AM (ynpvh)


I never notice any hashes but, yeah, that's a nice one.

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 01:13 AM (emlEe)

487 It being now past midnight, I wish everyone a happy lobster Thermidor Thursday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:20 AM (atmen)

488 Wow, it is dead around here.

Will the mention of boobs pick everything up?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:27 AM (atmen)

489 Snizz! Fartclam!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:28 AM (atmen)

490
Will the mention of boobs pick everything up?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:27 AM (atmen)

Well it can't be just any boobs. Hillary got them and nobody wants to look, sooo....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 01:30 AM (VwHCD)

491 Been sitting here trying to find handles/knobs for the kitchen cabs. Man they make some ugly ass shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 01:32 AM (VwHCD)

492 Yeah, I agree. No Hillary or Pelosi boobs.

Tessa Fowler boobs, on the other hand…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:34 AM (atmen)

493 Good grief, not even a mention of Tessa Fowler’s boobs can get a speedy reaction tonight.

Tough room

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:39 AM (atmen)

494 Miley, okravangelist

Your Grace, your winning attitude put you on top of the 'ette heap for years. Possibly elbows were involved somehow, but ... moving along.

Publius chose ... wisely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 13, 2022 01:39 AM (u82oZ)

495 Good grief, not even a mention of Tessa Fowler’s boobs can get a speedy reaction tonight.

Tough room

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:39 AM (atmen)

I had to look her up to see who she was.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 01:41 AM (VwHCD)

496 Will the mention of boobs pick everything up?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Hell yeah. Why didn't you just say so?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 13, 2022 01:42 AM (j2Pcp)

497 One clear statement before I retire to My Pillows...

Just because I want my enemies driven before me, as I hear the lamentations of their women, does not make me a Bad Guy.

-Don't @ me.

Posted by: Slapweasel at October 13, 2022 01:42 AM (Ckg4U)

498 *static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at October 13, 2022 01:43 AM (Ckg4U)

499 Bulgaroctonus

Had to look her up. Tessa Fowler’s boobs are overexposed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 13, 2022 01:45 AM (u82oZ)

500 Pickled carrots are best enjoyed in pickled chili. Bon Apetit!
Posted by: Julia Stepchild

I myself enjoy a peck of pickled peckers.

Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at October 13, 2022 01:47 AM (j2Pcp)

501 Have a great night, everyone.

May your night be full of bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 13, 2022 01:47 AM (u82oZ)

502 My brother has a scaffolding with a flap of canvas on it for a blind. It takes 10 minutes twice a day to harvest a deer, morning going up the mountain, and evening when the go down to the river. It helps that they like to get drunk on fermented apples by the apple trees.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2022 01:47 AM (z+OQR)

503 Had to look her up. Tessa Fowler’s boobs are overexposed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at October 13, 2022 01:45 AM (u82oZ)

Those aren't boobs, those are space stations.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 01:47 AM (VwHCD)

504 495 Or Karen Steele’s, or Liz Taylor’s, or Sophia Loren’s, or Sophia Vergara’s, or..:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:48 AM (atmen)

505 Memo to Self:

Avoid strip club VIP rooms.

Strip clubs are depressing dry hustles, & anyone who doesn't know that must've been born yesterday.

Posted by: mnw at October 13, 2022 01:50 AM (NLIak)

506 121 Oh, MisHum. I'm sure Booger was picked for very good reasons!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's snot what you think!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 12, 2022 10:38 PM (mLSmu)
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The glazed doughnut look?

Posted by: Ciampino - don't catch cold at October 13, 2022 01:50 AM (qfLjt)

507 Tessa's tatas made my night. Off to dream of frollicking in those luscious milkers. Thank you, Bulg.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 13, 2022 01:52 AM (j2Pcp)

508 123 I'm all tore up over that poor tree trimmer.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 12, 2022 10:36 PM



I'm still shredding tears...

Posted by: Zettai at October 12, 2022 10:39 PM (rUOMi)
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Should we all chip in towards the bonfire/cremation?

Posted by: Ciampino - - don't catch cold at October 13, 2022 01:53 AM (qfLjt)

509 Well, at least I got everyone back on the main topic of the blog, which is boobs.

And it isn’t even the Art Thread!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:53 AM (atmen)

510 507 You’re quite welcome. I presume you’ll be in your bunk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 01:56 AM (atmen)

511 "I had to turn down a bottle of 25 year old Macallan scotch from them."
Posted by: Beartooth

I don't think I've ever read sadder words than this.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 02:00 AM (KAi1n)

512 My penis has found a new international docking station and it tells me Tessa Fowler needs to be resupplied.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2022 02:04 AM (z+OQR)

513 511 Haitian penny stock
German sex farce
breast-reduction surgery

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:08 AM (atmen)

514 Top 20 tweets:

https://tinyurl.com/3mv52t7z

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 02:08 AM (odVni)

515 If you are interested in what sort of long covid / post vax treatment has been worked up, the FLCCC have published their protocols. It is what they have worked up with patients and none of it is too terribly odd.
Mostly supplements with a few prescriptions

https://tinyurl.com/4p9u86f4
Posted by: Kindltot at October 12, 2022 11:00 PM (xhaym)
-

We stopped after the first 2 vax shots. If we had Corona, we don't know it, because we refused to self-test ourselves every time we had a sniffle or a sore throat.

About a year ago we put ourselves on a daily supplement routine based on the Zelenko protocol, which has a lot in common with the protocol you linked to. Even the pro-vax doctors were at least shouting for vitamin D at that point.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 02:13 AM (odVni)

516 192
I pine for the days of yesteryear.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
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So, another nut.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Here squirrel at October 13, 2022 02:20 AM (qfLjt)

517 My penis has found a new international docking station and it tells me Tessa Fowler needs to be resupplied.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 13, 2022 02:04 AM (z+OQR)

10 out of 10 for style. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 02:22 AM (VwHCD)

518 198
in fairness, they are enticing you to go to a marsh, in a flat bottomed boat, wearing waders, in cold weather, and enjoy some coffee booze thing in the boat

Posted by: confederatefifth at October 12, 2022 10:59 PM (0OsH7)
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Then there will follow the 'canoe' accident.

Posted by: Ciampino -- Here squirrel at October 13, 2022 02:23 AM (qfLjt)

519 Holy shit. Looking at cabinet knobs and handles. Some of the nice handles are $50 each. They're out of their fucking mind.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 02:23 AM (VwHCD)

520 Please, no more talk about Covid or the vax. Nobody cares anymore.

Only talk about boobs is allowed on this thread from here on out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:25 AM (atmen)

521 The great thing about vitamin D is the food it comes in: salmon, eggs, mushrooms, and fontina or Muenster cheese. Basically, an omelet!

Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 02:29 AM (KAi1n)

522 I pine for the days of yesteryear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Yesteryear has been consigned to the ash heap of history.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 02:30 AM (KAi1n)

523 213 I pine for the days of yesteryear.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 12, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
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Are you trying to needle me about my comment?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Ugh, these puns are sapping my energy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (ftFVW)
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Is that really the root of the problem?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) has drink taken at October 12, 2022 11:03 PM (I76dP)
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You people are barking up the wrong tree and you also need to spruce up a bit.

Posted by: Ciampino - Here squirrel at October 13, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)

524 Yesteryear has been consigned to the ash heap wood chipper of history.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 02:30 AM (KAi1n)
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Let's stay on topic, please.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 02:31 AM (odVni)

525 You people are barking up the wrong tree and you also need to spruce up a bit.
Posted by: Ciampino - Here squirrel at October 13, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
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Fir a moment, I didn't notice the puns.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 02:32 AM (odVni)

526 The great thing about vitamin D is the food it comes in: salmon, eggs, mushrooms, and fontina or Muenster cheese. Basically, an omelet!

Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 02:29 AM (KAi1n)


Yet once again, the ONT turns into a food thread. Not that I'm complainin' or anything.

But add a little lemon zest and some chopped chives and I'd easily and happily dig into it. (Non-pareil capers optional.)

Posted by: RickZ at October 13, 2022 02:33 AM (emlEe)

527 You people are barking up the wrong tree and you also need to spruce up a bit.
Posted by: Ciampino - Here squirrel at October 13, 2022 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
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Yeh. Give 'em sons of birches elm, Ciampino!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 02:35 AM (odVni)

528 Wait a minute, there are puns on this site?

Give me some time to get caught up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:37 AM (atmen)

529 Firget my previous comment about the puns.

I was still thinking about boobs. I was pining for them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:42 AM (atmen)

530 I was still thinking about boobs. I was pining for them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 13, 2022 02:42 AM (atmen)
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Just another chestnut.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 02:48 AM (odVni)

531

Speaking of tits...

Here's a vid of AOC being filleted like fish by some of xir own constituents:


https://twitter.com/kylenabecker/status/ 1580410031685926913

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 03:00 AM (NIXNg)

532 Here's a vid of AOC being filleted like fish by some of xir own constituents:


https://twitter.com/kylenabecker/status/ 1580410031685926913

Posted by: Zettai at October 13, 2022 03:00 AM (NIXNg)
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If the 2 of them would have just shut up and sat down, we could have heard the crickets chirping.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at October 13, 2022 03:06 AM (odVni)

533 Yesterday i saw a formation of geese in what had to be 300 birds. It was magnificent!
I'm sure a bird strike is imminent somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't look up with your mouth open .

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 03:06 AM (T4tVD)

534 Yesterday i saw a formation of geese in what had to be 300 birds. It was magnificent!
I'm sure a bird strike is imminent somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't look up with your mouth open .

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 03:06 AM (T4tVD)

yeah, thats biden's job.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 03:11 AM (VwHCD)

535 Bazooka Joe was shit gum.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

ew

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 03:11 AM (T4tVD)

536 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2022 03:15 AM (sAmhv)

537 428 Turns out my input made things less worse than they might have been otherwise.
Posted by: LenNeal at October 13, 2022 12:13 AM (U11/V)

I think I'll put that on my tombstone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2022 12:14 AM (r46W7)

That sentiment is just perfectly stated; agreed on the tombstone.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2022 03:15 AM (RtN13)

538 That's just not how it works inside the LDS Church. Honestly, "ambition" doesn't count for much. You don't apply for positions in leadership. You don't get called to a position because YOU want it. You get called because the Lord wants you there (faithful view), or more skeptically, because someone else wants you there. Callings to big leadership positions are usually a complete surprise to the person receiving the call.

(more...)
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 13, 2022 12:30 AM (c7HsI)

Bull oney.

Anyone in any position of power, be it in politics or church, is there because they chose it. Same in the Catholic Church, whether they admit it or not. Nobody put them there but themselves. They could always decline, but they don't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 13, 2022 03:15 AM (LOVUx)

539 Probably going to get a visit from some armed IRS dweebs . Under occupation on my tax return, I put down " angry insurrectionist monkey". I wanted to put something else but the program limited what I could call myself

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 03:16 AM (d7rqw)

540 OK, I am going to bed, I have lurked on and off while tending to other things. I had never heard of Tessa Fowler so I looked her up, those are not real, boys!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 13, 2022 03:19 AM (a4EWo)

541 those are not real, boys!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 13, 2022 03:19 AM (a4EWo)

As if that matters.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 13, 2022 03:21 AM (LOVUx)

542 OK, I am going to bed, I have lurked on and off while tending to other things. I had never heard of Tessa Fowler so I looked her up, those are not real, boys!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 13, 2022 03:19 AM (a4EWo)

Definitely not real, but technically we wouldn't care if there was a enough plastic in them to make a cheap chinese car. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 13, 2022 03:22 AM (VwHCD)

543 These guys don't care, they have the minds of horses.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 03:24 AM (NlLwm)

544 Welp, the guy came to put in our gas line to the range, but he got called out on a frozen pipe, so day two without an oven or stove continues apace. DH finished off the pizza from last night, so here I sit eating a jar of pickled carrots. Not exactly the satisfying dinner I am used to, at all.

I do hope he comes back tomorrow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Is his name Shane ?

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 03:24 AM (T4tVD)

545 Eastern Air Lines Flight 401

The crash occurred while the entire flight crew were preoccupied with a burnt-out landing gear indicator light. They failed to notice that the autopilot had inadvertently been disconnected and, subsequently, the aircraft gradually lost altitude and crashed. This was the first fatal crash of a wide-body aircraft.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I guess nobody yelled "FIRST !"

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 03:26 AM (T4tVD)

546 ...They could always decline, but they don't.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 13, 2022 03:15 AM (LOVUx)
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Yup. Seeking God and seeking political leadership are two different things.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 03:27 AM (NlLwm)

547 539 Probably going to get a visit from some armed IRS dweebs . Under occupation on my tax return, I put down " angry insurrectionist monkey". I wanted to put something else but the program limited what I could call myself
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 03:16 AM (d7rqw)

I think I just heard a loud knock on Socky Monkey's door.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2022 03:32 AM (RtN13)

548 Socky-->Sock

Posted by: m at October 13, 2022 03:32 AM (RtN13)

549 536 Mornin'
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum
-----------------

Me too. Thought I had slept through the night until to the next day. I come in here and it's pitch dark. What?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 03:33 AM (NlLwm)

550 I find this comforting:

And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.

Posted by: m at October 13, 2022 03:36 AM (RtN13)

551 Morning, folken! I woke up a little early for no real reason. Too warm and humid to go work out. Stirling the big black kitten is zooming around (no, not using the Chinese video app) at full energy -- clearly he's recovered from his infection of last week. He still has that furless strip on his nose that appeared after he was at the emergency vet on Sunday. They can look at him on Friday; but --

-- getting him there will take probably an hour on Friday am rush hour, and another hour in the afternoon. Whereas I can probably have him looked at (for a few dollars more) at his regular vet on Saturday. The Q: What's my time worth? Not to mention the stress on him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 03:40 AM (c6xtn)

552 those are not real, boys!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Grossly unappealing

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 03:42 AM (d7rqw)

553 OK, I am going to bed, I have lurked on and off while tending to other things. I had never heard of Tessa Fowler so I looked her up, those are not real, boys!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 13, 2022


***
Not a problem, DDS. She is a little heavy in the waist for my preference, but otherwise . . . mmmm . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 03:42 AM (c6xtn)

554 Been awake a little while, might as well get moving

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2022 03:42 AM (xhxe8)

555 Bull oney.

Anyone in any position of power, be it in politics or church, is there because they chose it. Same in the Catholic Church, whether they admit it or not. Nobody put them there but themselves. They could always decline, but they don't.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at October 13, 2022 03:15 AM (LOVUx)


I've lived it, my friend. Two good friends of mine were each called to serve a three-year stint as a full-time LDS mission president. One was a pharmaceutical sales rep, and the other a real estate agent.

The sales rep received the phone call and had two weeks to close his business before reporting to his assignment in a different state. This was an unusual situation where he was replacing someone who had to leave unexpectedly for health reasons, or something like that.

The real estate guy had several months to wrap things up, and then went to live in Central America for three years.

Neither one applied for the position. It's true they could have said NO, but no one does. Agreeing to serve wherever and whenever called seems to be the opposite of personal ambition, to me.

Posted by: Half Dozen at October 13, 2022 03:43 AM (c7HsI)

556 Hiya Skip !

Posted by: JT at October 13, 2022 03:46 AM (T4tVD)

557 I think I just heard a loud knock on Socky Monkey's door.
Posted by: m

That comes later. It's the IRS. They will send me 8 or 9 letters and then require me to call them. They will do their best to overwhelm me by leaving me on hold and making me listen to their hold music for 6 hours

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 03:46 AM (d7rqw)

558 Thought missionary work was part of the deal for all Mormons. IE. your not a Mormon unless you've done your missionary work. Not a stepping stone in political hierarchy.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 03:48 AM (NlLwm)

559 Y'know . . . there really is not anything much on regular TV at this hour. MeTV is the best, but I've never been a big fan of Quinn Martin's TV shows (except The Fugitive), like Cannon, Barnaby Jones, et al. Time, I think, to pour another cup of black fluid and take up my Jack Schaefer book.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 03:49 AM (c6xtn)

560 I got the, you've got 30 days to respond or we're taking everything but the closes on you back and your car.


Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 03:50 AM (NlLwm)

561 I'm watching a replay of the Petit LeMans from a couple of weeks ago. With less than an hour to go, the Team Ganassi cars just wrecked each other. Oops.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 13, 2022 03:53 AM (sAmhv)

562 The IRS: Since I didn't know about estimated tax payments (I've never had to do that before) and didn't have tax taken out of my SS payments, I will probably owe quite a bit next spring. And maybe some penalty. I've got an appointment with a tax pro next weekend to see (a) if I'm wrong about my educated guess, (b) if anything can be done to reduce the amount if I'm right, and (c) if there's any way to avoid the penalty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 03:54 AM (c6xtn)

563 The Tren de Aragua rose to power in Nicolas Maduro’s anarchotyranny. Now they’re in Florida.

Last week, El American broke the news that members of the Tren de Aragua, the largest criminal organization in Venezuela, had crossed the southern border and were living in Orlando, Florida.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 03:58 AM (NlLwm)

564 The IRS: Since I didn't know about estimated tax payments (I've never had to do that before) and didn't have tax taken out of my SS payments, I will probably owe quite a bit next spring. And maybe some penalty. I've got an appointment with a tax pro next weekend to see (a) if I'm wrong about my educated guess, (b) if anything can be done to reduce the amount if I'm right, and (c) if there's any way to avoid the penalty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Do you have significant earned income? Penalties for underpaid tax generally don't kick in unless your underpayment is in excess of $1000

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 03:59 AM (d7rqw)

565 The last 4 letters i got from the IRS were: 1) your last payment was received and your balance is zero; 2) 2020 refund and 1st stim; 3) refund of 2019 late penalties; and 4) 2021 refund and more stim. In short, i'm living righteously, being responsible, caring for animals and helping people close (important) to me, and somehow i'm generating positive kizmit or whatever it's called.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 13, 2022 04:02 AM (KAi1n)

566 Do you have significant earned income? Penalties for underpaid tax generally don't kick in unless your underpayment is in excess of $1000
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022


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Yes, I do. My regular job takes out enough tax so that last year I got about $100 refund. If I'd known about this, I'd have had them take out more, or has SSA take out a few percentage points. There was a line in one of the IRS instructions, I think, saying they may waive the penalty if you paid up completely the year before, and I was.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 04:03 AM (c6xtn)

567 Get a tax man, a good one can make a deal for you.
Iranians love making deals they will talk an opponent till he's blue in the face. It's part of their culture not to lose a deal.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 04:04 AM (NlLwm)

568 The trouble with withholding from SS, I see, is that you have to choose it when you first sign up. If not, it requires a form you have to *mail* to your local SS office, and another such form to end the withholding. So even if I wanted them to start taking out the max right now, there would be a delay until it happened, and another delay when I wanted them to end it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 04:06 AM (c6xtn)

569 Pixy hath arrived!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at October 13, 2022 04:08 AM (c6xtn)

570 My experience with them is they want your money and subordination. When I paid extensions I never did any computations.

You have an idea (based on experiance)- so send them 25% and don't worry about it. They are not going to do the math.
You bowed to them and gave alms. Good enough.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 04:09 AM (NlLwm)

571 Fork withholding, that's operational (and your money) cash, wait till it's sorted out then send them their cut.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at October 13, 2022 04:13 AM (NlLwm)

572 So even if I wanted them to start taking out the max right now, there would be a delay until it happened, and another delay when I wanted them to end it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

You're better off making an estimated payment. If you paid in the amount of your previous years tax liability (how much tax you paid), they will waive penalties . The reason I asked about earned income relates to whether you have reached full retirement age. If you haven't and you earn too much they can require you to repay some of your SS. As far as SS becoming taxable all income is taken into account. If you're single you can earn up to 25k before they start taxing your SS. If you file MFJ, the floor is 32k.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 04:21 AM (d7rqw)

573 Fork withholding, that's operational (and your money) cash, wait till it's sorted out then send them their cut.
Posted by: Braenyard

Yep. Interest free loan to the gubberment. When Obama did the temporary reduction of SS very few people noticed that the federal withholding amounts went up significantly. A lot of wage slaves got some significant refunds for a couple of years . Very few actually ended up with more expendable income in their pockets on payday

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at October 13, 2022 04:32 AM (d7rqw)

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