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As Hurricane Ian Closes In On Florida, Don "Black Hole of Infinitely Warped Ignorance" LeMon Insists on Politicizing It

He's meteorologist and hurricane expert, according to his bio.

Michael Lowry
@MichaelRLowry

With 155 mph winds, Hurricane #Ian teetering on becoming only the fifth Category 5 hurricane to strike the mainland U.S. on record (Cat 5 starts at 157 mph). Whether it does or doesn't is of no consequence or comfort for communities in the path. Catastrophic impacts regardless.

He links this projection of the storm surges along the coasts of Florida. Note the frightening purple band in the middle of the west coast, around Bonita Beach -- 12 to 16 foot surges above the normal level of the ocean.


stormsurge.jpg

Ian is moving along the same track as Hurricane Charley did in 2004:

hurricanecharleytrack.jpg

Except Ian is much, much bigger than Charley:


Brooks Garner FOX 35
@BrooksWeather

5pm - New track of Hurricane Ian-- remarkable as it follows nearly the same track as Hurricane Charley in 2004. The difference? #Ian is a larger hurricane geographically, with much more rain and it's moving more slowly which means much more rain. 12"-30" possible.
@FOX35Orlando

Below, "FrogNews" hopes that Ian will do less damage by following Charley's path. Charley did a lot of damage, and he says things were rebuilt stronger, and maybe better able to resist hurricane damage this time around.

Frog Capital
@FrogNews

I hate 'silver linings' but charley leveled this area in 2004.
Pretty much everything they built back is really damn strong now... and this one is supposed to weaken more rapidly over land..

Charley also made landfall as a category 4 storm.

On the other hand, I don't know how much stronger you can rebuild things. I don't know how well things can be made to withstand a category 4/almost a category 5 hurricane, which is also moving very slowly to make sure you spend a lot of time in the wind and the rain and the flooding.

Charley, a smaller storm that moved quickly through central Florida, was "devastating" and took "forever" to recover from the storm damage:

devastationofcharley.jpg

Ian is a bigger circle than Charley, so its band of hurricane force winds is nearly three times bigger than Charley's. A lot more of Florida is going to be lashed by seriously-damaging winds.

I fear power might be out in some places for two weeks or more. It gets worse, I imagine, when power lines in down in so many places that you just don't have the crews to fix them in any reasonable time frame.

DeSantis told coastal residents in the immediate path of the hurricane that it is now too late to evacuate and that they should hunker down.

He said there are "nasty days ahead."


Gov. Ron DeSantis told Floridians in the path of Hurricane Ian that the time has passed to evacuate and residents should now "hunker down."

Ian is expected to make landfall in Charlotte County Wednesday as a Category 4 storm, with the highest risk areas ranging from Collier County to Sarasota County.

"If you are in any of those counties, it's no longer possible to safely evacuate. It's time to hunker down and prepare for this storm," he urged.

...

"This is going to be a nasty, nasty day, two days [...] So, this is going to be a rough stretch," DeSantis warned.

Stay high and dry, Florida Ace of Spaders.

The media, meanwhile, is really praying for massive damage and high fatality counts to take out Ron DeSantis. A McClatchy "reporter" put on a "grotesque" performance as he practically begged a FEMA official to say that Ron DeSantis was difficult to work with because he was So Partisan That He Was Putting Lives In Danger With His Don't Say Gay Extremism. The FEMA official, thankfully, would have none of that.

And this morning, despite this being one of the least-active hurricane seasons on record, Don "This isn't a demotion, it's a promotion, I swear" LeMon insisted on attempting to turn an emergency weather event into a sermon on global warning.

Once again, thankfully, the NOAA official refused to play ball with the darker, stupider, gayer, wrinklier Greta Thunberg.

That's not even the worst hackery the "new, neutral, serious news network" CNN offered about the hurricane and DeSantis today. Via Twitchy:

davidzaslavgetyourshitundercontrol.jpg

David Zaslav, get your luantic shitlib gonzo Democrat activist employees under control.


Update: Earlier, DeSantis dismissed Biden's refusal to call him as "pettiness" in the face of catastrophe.


Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM




Comments

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1 Because of course he did.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:04 PM (DRSnL)

2 He stinks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 28, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)

3 So.

You want to live in Hurricane Alley?

Seriously. Be safe FL Morons.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (baxN0)

4 He stinks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 28, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)


ISWYDT

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (DRSnL)

5 So shocked I'm shocked clean out of my shocked mask of a shocked face and I shocked the child behind me with my shocked loss of my shocked face.

Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (ZSsrh)

6 "Stay high and dry, Florida Ace of Spaders."

Are we going to start referring to ourselves as the ace of spades army? Send Superchats to ace while he describes doing his laundry?

Cause I have reservations.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:07 PM (5r4XQ)

7 Prayers for all Our FL. morons/ettes

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (bs+z0)

8 Well, they need to extend the election another 30 days and have instant registration with no address or ID verification!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (VtqbX)

9 >>Are we going to start referring to ourselves as the ace of spades army? Send Superchats to ace while he describes doing his laundry?

I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

10 Wolfus's Law of the Rising Eyebrow says, "An R politician vs. The Media. What else is new?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (J2vNu)

11 I detest Biden and dems, little Lemon too

Posted by: Two Pence the fraud at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (Zzbjj)

12 Over/under on a news weather chaser getting impaled on a sign post?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (ZCool)

13 I live on the gulf coast. We built our house to the “gold” standard, meaning it should withstand a cat 4/5 hurricane. We have Kevlar hurricane shutters, etc. now a tree falling on a house is problematic, obviously, but our roof (metal) shouldn’t go flying off, etc. I hope not to ever test the theory.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (0GTCG)

14 Already getting the high overcast, outflow? up here in upstate SC.

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

15 Lol...you thought Biden telling a crippled dude in a wheelchair to stand up was bad? Just saw this over on Breitbart lol:

"President Joe Biden on Wednesday mistakenly gave a shoutout to a Republican congresswoman who died in August.

“Jackie are you here? Where’s Jackie?” Biden asked after thanking several bipartisan members of congress.

“I didn’t think she was going to be here,” he added.

Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) died in a tragic car accident in August."

Posted by: Grimmy at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (JCZqz)

16 My understanding is that the slowness of Ian's movement is one of the reasons it is so concerning, because that means a lot more rain and a higher and longer storm surge. Is that right, or is it a misreading of the problems? Any weather 'Rons know?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (t0OGg)

17 When people suggest I move to FL to get away from the craziness of The Congo River Basin, I have one word for them.

"Hurricanes."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (J2vNu)

18 I didn't know there was an island name dry turtle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 12:09 PM (aursc)

19 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

They live in Florida.

j/k because the hurricane has not made landfall yet. I can make hay while the sun shines, as it were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (5r4XQ)

20 David Zaslav, get your luantic shitlib gonzo Democrat activist employees under control.

Posted by: Ace at 12:04 PM



but enough about Conservative Inc.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (yQpMk)

21
Ace of Spadistas
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)

22 I'm calling bullshit on all this and that Ian fizzles out to just another bad storm but nothing catastrophic. The news always breathlessly reports on how big and bad every storm is, but 90% of the time the storm fizzles as it reaches landfall. That's why there's so few C5s hitting the USA. Add in the extra incentive of glee at pain inflicted on FL, and you have unwarranted hysteria over what I predict will be just another storm.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

23 wait, the leftist media is using a natural event to score political points?

knock me over with a feather...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (WhsXQ)

24 "If you are in any of those counties, it's no longer possible to safely evacuate. It's time to hunker down and prepare for this storm," he urged.
++++
It's refreshing to hear from a government man who understands reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (t0OGg)

25 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

"Horde" works well in such cases. Or "Hordelings".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (nC+QA)

26 2004 and 2005 were full of storms - 4 hit Florida in 2004, and of course Katrina was 2005.

The Warmists swore to us that this would be the new normal. Storms were going to be bigger and more numerous because of your SUV, hater.

No hurricane made landfall in the US for another decade.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (pwExq)

27 Byron Donalds
@ByronDonalds

US House candidate, FL-19
Pray for my district in Southwest Florida, including the cities of Fort Myers, Naples, Bonita Springs, Sanibel Island, Cape Coral, Marco Island, and Captiva.

This will be a historic and catastrophic weather event. Please continue to follow local and state guidance.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (NpAcC)

28 You would also think that moving slower would mean it would weaken quicker once it was over land?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (5r4XQ)

29 The media, meanwhile, is really praying for massive damage and high fatality counts to take out Ron DeSantis. A McClatchy "reporter" put on a "grotesque" performance as he practically begged a FEMA official to say that Ron DeSantis was difficult to work with because he was So Partisan That He Was Putting Lives In Danger With His Don't Say Gay Extremism. The FEMA official, thankfully, would have none of that.
++++
Good. As an outsider - I am not in Florida and have never been through a hurricane - DeSantis appears to be handling this competently so far. Evacuation orders, logistical support, guidance for those choosing to remain behind, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

30 Ace of Spadistas
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)
---
Ace of Spadiots

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (YIVH2)

31 Damn. Friends in Sarasota in the way of that ugly purple band. One of them described waiting for a hurricane as like being stalked by a turtle.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (4p7Em)

32 Ace of Spadistas
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)

Hmmm, ace of spadans... kind of a Count of Monte Cristo thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (5r4XQ)

33 I am Moron.

Posted by: Spartacus at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (yQpMk)

34 Re: Restoring Power

Lots of states and utilities have contingency agreements to send line crews and support vehicles to disaster areas. It is not uncommon for crews from distant states to flow to a disaster area soon after the disaster. I'm willing to bet there are a lot of crews in SE states preparing to move to Florida.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (3p4cr)

35 29 Good. As an outsider - I am not in Florida and have never been through a hurricane - DeSantis appears to be handling this competently so far. Evacuation orders, logistical support, guidance for those choosing to remain behind, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

==========

No blood sacrifices at the altar of Gaia, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

36 The Waffle Houses at ground zero are closed.

If you needed a sign, that's it.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (OUMaO)

37 don lemon is asshoe.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (bVYXr)

38 willowed funny, sort of...

And Joe gets lost again although without the dead woman announcement footage...

Disclose.tv @disclosetv · 18m
NOW - Jill to Joe Biden: "You go down this way."

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/
1575150515981520897

20-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (yikp0)

39 What's a word for a combination of stupid and evil? Anyhow that would describe Lemon.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (eGTCV)

40 25 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

A Moron by any other name will smell as sweet or something

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (bs+z0)

41 Ace should host a hurricane party here, tonight. There are reprobates in LA that still have the Katrina party going on (BYOB).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (lz5hY)

42 Prayers for those in the path of Ian. I am tired of having every storm politicized.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (5HBd1)

43
We have instituted the Cat 6 classification for storms hitting states with Republican governors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (1Nxff)

44 lol, steve contorno's pissy tweet is incoherent. All you can tell he's trying to say is "desantis bad" which seems like the best they can do. You know, the best they did with trump was orangemanbad.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (OuH7W)

45 NOW - Jill to Joe Biden: "You go down this way."
https://tinyurl.com/3rh56rtp

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xPl2J)

46 Hmm, thought for sure sister and niece would have to evacuate (just north of Tampa), but the website says her zone is only evacuating people registered with the state as special needs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (DRSnL)

47 Remember hurricane Maria in 2017? It was supposed to demolish the East coast.

PDT stretched out his arms and calmed the frothing seas and spared America from disaster.

biden can't wipe his own ass.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (ecxfm)

48 Below, "FrogNews
-----------
French-Canadian "Service Radio Canada"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (yikp0)

49 42 Prayers for those in the path of Ian. I am tired of having every storm politicized.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at September 28, 2022 12:13 PM (5HBd1)

This. And the Left praying that every storm that hits a Red state is like a full apocalypse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (5r4XQ)

50 No blood sacrifices at the altar of Gaia, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)
---
That's the Leftist Media's job. You know those ghouls will be looking for anything they can to pin the slightest stubbed toe on DeSantis if it can be connected to Hurricane Ian.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (YIVH2)

51 In 2005, I was taking a course on Emergency Management, the professor was a former FEMA bigwig, a big lib, and he was from New Orleans. He made the course a study on how terrible George W Bush was. And global warming.

He brought a guy from a FEMA training center as a gues speaker to tell us this. Storms were getting worse and it was terrible and it was all global warming.

At the end of his presentation I asked him about a FEMA white paper that said that storms were not getting worse, it was just that we build expensive stuff where storms go. He said, well, that's just not so, who wrote that?

I replied: you did.

Harumph argle bargle

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pwExq)

52 Yes Mr. Lemon, something is causing these storms to intensify. It's called MY ASS.

And now that we've cleared that up, do you believe everyone's gotten dumber since we were kids? Because I can't recall hearing such idiotic questions from newscasters until the past few years or so.

Posted by: NOAA Hurricane Director (with added electrolytes) at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (fsV7e)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

54 the craziest thing about global warming and hurricanes is this:

1. the lunatic weather worshipers need GW to be bad so they say "global warming akkshually make hurricanes worser and deadlier"

2. weather science types mumbled under breath "actually, if there was GW, then hurricanes would be rarer and less bad"

3. hurricanes have at least been rarer last 2 decades, FWIW, if not actually weaker.

but the weather worshipping pagans need to make everything hysterical.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (OuH7W)

55 Whoa! I just heard Biden saying getting vaxxed was part of hurricane preparedness. I saw somebody mention it earlier and thought it was a joke.


That's how stupid, incompetent and evil this regime is.

Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (MxEKc)

56 Hunker down, Floridians. Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

57 50That's the Leftist Media's job. You know those ghouls will be looking for anything they can to pin the slightest stubbed toe on DeSantis if it can be connected to Hurricane Ian.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (YIVH2)

=========

"Ian wouldn't have landed if Florida had elected Gillum to be governor."
-It's gonna be said

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

58 36 The murder rate drops by 50%. Maybe not as somebody goes home without a tasty patty melt and beats his old lady to death.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (lz5hY)

59 Don Lemon can only be described as a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

60 The local morning news flipped over to the national morning show as I was getting out of the shower this morning. They had some clips of their late-night shows (they always do) and Kimmel couldn't help politicizing it, either. Total fucking ghoul, and it wasn't even funny. Sure, he led in with mock sincerity about the dangers to Floridians, but it was just weak cover for the nasty joke.

They're all like this now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

61 55 Whoa! I just heard Biden saying getting vaxxed was part of hurricane preparedness. I saw somebody mention it earlier and thought it was a joke.

That's how stupid, incompetent and evil this regime is.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (MxEKc)

WTF?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (5r4XQ)

62 I don't know how much speed Ian might pick up on the way to FL but a chyron here about 2 hours ago said Ian was 'only' Cat 3 while hitting Cuba.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (yikp0)

63 Contorno the contortionist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

64 Lots of states and utilities have contingency agreements to send line crews and support vehicles to disaster areas. It is not uncommon for crews from distant states to flow to a disaster area soon after the disaster. I'm willing to bet there are a lot of crews in SE states preparing to move to Florida.

Posted by: Beartooth


Going to work this morning I could already see all manner of equipment rolling south. (I'm in central Alabama.) It makes sense given the storm's track to stage it in south Alabama so when the storm passes it can immediately move in and get to work.

This is hardly the South's first rodeo. We laughed at the Sandy C-F for a reason.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (OUMaO)

65 Also, condolences for the NOAA director and should we set up a legal fund to help him pay for his eventual swatting by the FBI?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (OuH7W)

66 He brought a guy from a FEMA training center as a gues speaker to tell us this. Storms were getting worse and it was terrible and it was all global warming.

At the end of his presentation I asked him about a FEMA white paper that said that storms were not getting worse, it was just that we build expensive stuff where storms go. He said, well, that's just not so, who wrote that?

I replied: you did.

Harumph argle bargle
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pwExq)
++++
I hope the class laughed at him. Did the class laugh at him?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

67 Libs are touting that this hurricane is 'God's wrath' on Florida for DeSantis.

Trump is the most hated man in American politics. How many hurricanes hit during his 4 years?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

68
They're all like this now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

Luckily no one watches them

Posted by: It's me donna at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (bs+z0)

69 an wouldn't have landed if Florida had elected Gillum to be governor."
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)

They'd just have a gov that's been indicted by the feds and a gay orgy enthusiast.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (UuD2k)

70 I am Moron.
Posted by: Spartacus at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM


I'm Moron and so is my wife!

Wait...I don't have a wife. Carry on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (4p7Em)

71 I replied: you did.

Harumph argle bargle
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (pwExq)


HAHAHA. That's awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

72 An interesting GIF of sunset covering Ian as it [he??] crosses the Gulf.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/
1574963673096851456

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (yikp0)

73 >>>Lots of states and utilities have contingency agreements to send line crews and support vehicles to disaster areas. It is not uncommon for crews from distant states to flow to a disaster area soon after the disaster. I'm willing to bet there are a lot of crews in SE states preparing to move to Florida.

True. But this is going to be A LOT of downed power lines.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (B3oWe)

74 I hope the class laughed at him. Did the class laugh at him?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (t0OGg)


Yeah, no. Just awkward silence.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (pwExq)

75 "With 155 mph winds, Hurricane #Ian teetering on becoming only the fifth Category 5 hurricane to strike the mainland U.S. on record (Cat 5 starts at 157 mph). "


He forgot to add: .....since reliable weather records started being maintained in the late 1780s.


Pretty sure the US experienced more than five Cat 5 hurricanes that were not recorded prior to that, but no sense in letting facts get in front of your sensationalist reporting.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (bVYXr)

76 Don Lemon can only be described as a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

How can someone that stupid have a high paying job.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)

77 I'm calling bullshit on all this and that Ian fizzles out to just another bad storm but nothing catastrophic. The news always breathlessly reports on how big and bad every storm is, but 90% of the time the storm fizzles as it reaches landfall. That's why there's so few C5s hitting the USA. Add in the extra incentive of glee at pain inflicted on FL, and you have unwarranted hysteria over what I predict will be just another storm.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)


I wouldn't go as far as that, but watching the Weather Channel earlier in the week did give me the feeling that they were deliberately overblowing this. They stopped just short of declaring it the worst hurricane in human history, even when it was several days out and still getting organized.

That said, a Cat 4 storm is still pretty bad, so I hope everyone in FL has done what they need to prepare.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (bhRsz)

78 Don Lemon: "I grew up there. Something is causing these storms to intensify."

Yeah! F*ck you NOAA expert! All your high-falutin' stats and science is no match for Don Lemon's lived experience!

What were we talking about last thread? Deniers?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (g1EEm)

79 "Ian wouldn't have landed if Florida had elected Gillum to be governor."
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
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I don't know if they will go quite that far, though they are stupid enough to say that.

More likely, they will say Gillum would have done a better job managing the emergency and more people would be alive today if he'd been governor instead.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (YIVH2)

80 55 Whoa! I just heard Biden saying getting vaxxed was part of hurricane preparedness. I saw somebody mention it earlier and thought it was a joke.

///

I can't believe they raised him from his stupor and drugged him up enough to speak in front of cameras to say some nonsense about hurricanes and vaccines. I watched the video and he almost did his yell/whisper thing about it.

fuck his voters, if they get vaxxed and their dicks fall off while their homes flood, then I guess it's worth it.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)

81 When my power was out (storm damage) for ten days, the crew that finally came was from Joplin, Missouri ... they had been hit by a tornado, so they said it was so bad they had to wait for people to rebuild before they could do more work in their own city.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

82 45 NOW - Jill to Joe Biden: "You go down this way."
https://tinyurl.com/3rh56rtp
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xPl2J)

Funny. When she said the exact same thing to Hunter Biden, it had a different connotation.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

83 Yeah, no. Just awkward silence.
Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (pwExq)
++++
Bummer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (t0OGg)

84 Libs are touting that this hurricane is 'God's wrath' on Florida for DeSantis.

//

haha, these dirt worshippers are one step away from tossing virgins into volcanoes.

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)

85 "Don Lemon can only be described as a fucking idiot."

That and as the perfect embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Posted by: Zek at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (fsV7e)

86 I mentioned this before... It wouldn't surprise me to find out that NOAA has altered the criteria for the categorization of a hurricane (1 - 5) to make it seem like there's more "bad" hurricanes in any given season. Outfits like the Weather Channel tend to use their own classification system, based on "Science" (tm) to ramp up the fear and crisis potential. The feds just want to keep up.

For example; "TorCon" a term the Weather Channel uses to describe the conditions for tornado development. It's totally fake. Based on nothing but fear and the hope there will be one for the ratings.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (BFigT)

87 What happened to Tim3rd? He used to good storm analysis. He was the Dave in Fla of storms.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (VtqbX)

88 Ian wouldn't have landed if Florida had elected Gillum to be governor."
-It's gonna be said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:15 PM (LvTSG)


No, but if he had been, those hurricane parties would have been FABULOUS!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (bhRsz)

89
How can someone that stupid have a high paying job.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (eGTCV)



It really saddens me and pisses me off. I've busted my ass most of my life to get where I am and THAT piece of human douchebag dingleberry has MILLIONS to live on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

90 If folks like Don LeMon insist on spouting unproven dogma that flies in the face of actual climatological data...doesn't that make people like him the real "Climate Deniers" (if there is such a thing)?

I'm pretty sure I've been taught (by such people) we should shun such people.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (SOV+T)

91 Re: Biden's occasional coherence from his basement.

We have Odinsleep...but Bidensleep is a bit different. How so?

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (OuH7W)

92 watching the Weather Channel earlier in the week did give me the feeling that they were deliberately overblowing this
Posted by: Dr. T


ISWYDT.

They do this for *every* hurricane. As long as I can remember. Big storms are good for ratings.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (g1EEm)

93 270,000 are without power before Ian has hit.
Kayleigh McEnany just said her house is one of those.
Naples is experiencing a record storm surge and the worst is yet to come.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (NpAcC)

94 I bought the meth kit from My Patriot Supply so I'm ready for this one.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (xPl2J)

95 I'm just thankful that the Puddinhead administration is laser-focused on those vital Covid vaccinations.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (sWM8x)

96 Yep. There are shit tons of line crews on standby.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (aursc)

97 I hope the class laughed at him. Did the class laugh at him?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

Yeah, no. Just awkward silence.


Pity. I'd have guffawed and made the jerking off motion.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (ayzS/)

98
Funny. When she said the exact same thing to Hunter Biden, it had a different connotation.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (N39Ws)



You KNOW her trailer trash ass has ridden his face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)

100 The Don Lemmon clip perfectly sums up our media. Don, someone no expertise in any field outside of sexual molestation, has on someone whose expertise is weather, and when he gives an answer related to weather that Don doesn't agree with, Don tells him he's wrong because Don has a feeling things were worse. No science or data, just Donny's own bias belief.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (9aNXD)

101 25 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

"Horde" works well in such cases. Or "Hordelings".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 28, 2022 12:11 PM (nC+QA)

I thought the Style Guide defined us as capital "M" Morons, and those not of the faith small "m" morons...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (BgMrQ)

102 "Libs are touting that this hurricane is 'God's wrath' on Florida for DeSantis."


God punishing red sates are about the only time libs manage to believe in Him.

Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MxEKc)

103 90 If folks like Don LeMon insist on spouting unproven dogma that flies in the face of actual climatological data...doesn't that make people like him the real "Climate Deniers" (if there is such a thing)?

I'm pretty sure I've been taught (by such people) we should shun such people.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM (SOV+T)

==========

It feels like misinformation and Twitter should ban him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

104 70 I am Moron.
Posted by: Spartacus at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM

I'm Moron and so is my wife!
Wait...I don't have a wife. Carry on.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (4p7Em

/sings...

I am Moron!
Here me roar
With posts that most all will ignore
But I know to much to sit back and pretendddddd

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (oHd/0)

105
Going to work this morning I could already see all manner of equipment rolling south. (I'm in central Alabama.)

Indiana Michigan Power and Indiana Task Force One are heading to Florida in anticipation of Hurricane Ian.

Both teams have made the announcement Tuesday morning, Task Force One will begin staging in Alabama until Hurricane Ian hits Florida.

https://tinyurl.com/355uxtn9

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (63Dwl)

106 Most of my family lives in Florida and have been through this many times.

As long as the Junta doesn't f**k with FEMA pre-positioning and response this will play out how it plays out, if they decide to be dicks then this could become a nasty debacle and tragedy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MDmJR)

107 The Don Lemmon clip perfectly sums up our media. Don, someone no expertise in any field outside of sexual molestation, has on someone whose expertise is weather, and when he gives an answer related to weather that Don doesn't agree with, Don tells him he's wrong because Don has a feeling things were worse. No science or data, just Donny's own bias belief.
Posted by: Rbastid at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (9aNXD)
++++
He's also an idiot. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who asked an NTSB representative if that Malaysian flight got sucked into a black hole.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

108 102 "Libs are touting that this hurricane is 'God's wrath' on Florida for DeSantis."


God punishing red sates are about the only time libs manage to believe in Him.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MxEKc)

========

Blizzards knocking out power in New England is just weather, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

109 When my power was out (storm damage) for ten days, the crew that finally came was from Joplin, Missouri ... they had been hit by a tornado, so they said it was so bad they had to wait for people to rebuild before they could do more work in their own city.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
---
Any line crew that works in areas of the country that are hit by tornados or ice storms (like MO) are well-prepared to get things up and running quickly. Hats off to them!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (YIVH2)

110 Don tells him he's wrong because Don has a feeling things were worse. No science or data, just Donny's own bias belief.


LeMon is a commercial away from breaking out the feathers and rattles.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (ayzS/)

111 84 Libs are touting that this hurricane is 'God's wrath' on Florida for DeSantis.

//

haha, these dirt worshippers are one step away from tossing virgins into volcanoes.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)

They've got things covered with abortion.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (VPWcH)

112 The Moron Squadron.
We fly Spads.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (anj39)

113 Here in the Conway part of South Orlando things are still quiet. Yeah, too quiet. Waiting on the violence I guess. Charley went right over the top of us at around 100mph but was flying through and did not last long. This will obviously be much worse. Any other Conway morons?

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (P7Iz+)

114 Prepare for worst, hope for the best

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (M8NvJ)

115 >>>Stay high and dry, Florida Ace of Spaders

Ace of Spaders > Morons?


Who are these people?

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (yHsuS)

116 BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Vice did a sympathetic puff piece on releasing sex offenders back into the world. Watch the last few seconds, it's hilarious.

https://bit.ly/3fqYFCR

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (eyxn4)

117 Illiniwek, that 2012 tornado leveled part of Joplin. I was in VA for a wedding and seeing the footage on national news was surreal, and I've lived through more tornados coming close to me than I can remember.

Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (ZSsrh)

118 Re: Biden's occasional coherence from his basement.

We have Odinsleep...but Bidensleep is a bit different. How so?
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:19 PM


Far below the Rehoboth deep, the Biden sleepeth

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (4p7Em)

119 CNN should just be honest and say that they hope very many people die, because there is a possibility that it would help democrats.

Everyone knows that is their stance anyway.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (lTGtQ)

120 Don Lemon should enlighten us about hurricane reparations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (63Dwl)

121 78..."Something is causing these storms to intensify."

Yes, you idiot. It's the warm water of the gulf that causes then to intensify.

Now, let's talk about the growing season now being 6 weeks shorter than it was 10 years ago.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (Rbu5d)

122 According to the live stream I'm watching, Sanibel, FL is having a bad time of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (t0OGg)

123 As long as the Junta doesn't f**k with FEMA pre-positioning and response this will play out how it plays out, if they decide to be dicks then this could become a nasty debacle and tragedy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MDmJR)
---
With this junta, it's hard to go wrong betting that they will do the worst thing possible to make DeSantis look bad.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (YIVH2)

124 The media wants the story to be 'this is DeSantis' Katrina!'

Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (geLO8)

125 Vice did a sympathetic puff piece on releasing sex offenders back into the world. Watch the last few seconds, it's hilarious.

https://bit.ly/3fqYFCR
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 12:22 PM (eyxn4)



It's the producer's fault, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

126 And it would be nice if the Hurricane Guy pointed out to Le Mon that even assuming x% of "climate change" was due to human-caused CO2 emissions, that the vast majority of the "excess" emissions are from China and India, and that effectively shutting down the US economy would have essentially no expected benefit to "the climate" even by the most aggressive "Climate Change" models.

Posted by: Zek at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (fsV7e)

127 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)

Oh, I would, especially somewhere near the Gulf Coast. I would just evacuate when a hurricane comes knocking.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (bhRsz)

128
Don tells him he's wrong because Don has a feeling things were worse. No science or data, just Donny's own bias belief.

________

Science is Feelz!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (1Nxff)

129 Ace of Spaders > Morons?

Where does James Spader fall in that continuum?

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (OUMaO)

130 I fear power might be out in some places for two weeks or more. It gets worse, I imagine, when power lines in down in so many places that you just don't have the crews to fix them in any reasonable time frame.

FWIW, when Andrew hit our family house in Coconut Grove in 1992 (my in-laws still owned it in those days), it had wind speeds of around 175 mph. We were on the northeast edge of the eye, normally the worst affected area of the storm, but Andrew was quirky, and the SW edge of the eye took the hardest hit, so Cutler Ridge, Kendall and even Homestead got absolutely leveled. Those houses down there (in the Homestead area) were cheaply built to start with and it was complete devastation. Gone. All that was left for miles were the concrete pads and the storm-proof safety rooms. Power took two weeks to be restored to our area, roofs took about a year to repair, but those folks in the Homestead area...I'm guessing they moved.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (EjeRd)

131 I like Ace of Spadians. Sounds culty.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (eyxn4)

132 The media will, in lock step, over sell this storm in an attempt to swat DeSantis down a notch or two. I expect to hear, see and read stories about unfathomable death, destruction and mayhem at the hands of MAGA holdouts that refused to evacuate and now need *biden's help.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (BFigT)

133 >>>Lots of states and utilities have contingency agreements to send line crews and support vehicles to disaster areas. It is not uncommon for crews from distant states to flow to a disaster area soon after the disaster. I'm willing to bet there are a lot of crews in SE states preparing to move to Florida.

True. But this is going to be A LOT of downed power lines.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM

I worked at an electric utility in the PNW and even we sent volunteer crews to New Orleans after Katrina. Once the crews got there with their equipment we would rotate crews every couple of weeks. Last crew brought back the trucks.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (3p4cr)

134 84...haha, these dirt worshippers are one step away from tossing virgins into volcanoes.
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (OuH7W)

Well, they won't be able to find one of their own.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (Rbu5d)

135 God punishing red sates are about the only time libs manage to believe in Him.
Posted by: Ripley at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (MxEKc)

ferals robbing and looting blue cities not considered punishment

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (OuH7W)

136 My understanding is that the slowness of Ian's movement is one of the reasons it is so concerning, because that means a lot more rain and a higher and longer storm surge. Is that right, or is it a misreading of the problems? Any weather 'Rons know?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022


***
A great deal more rain and chance for the winds to batter the area, yes. What was that storm that parked itself off the Texas coast a few years ago? Harvey? It sat there and battered Houston for what seemed like several *days*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (J2vNu)

137 One of my team members in an on line game I play told us yesterday he was evacuating and expected to be gone for three days.

I'll say the same thing I told him: I hope our Florida Morons forced to evacuate come home to find things just as they left them. And for those stuck in Ian's path, I hope you have lots of batteries, generators, and decks of real cards. You do remember how to play solid wire with real cards instead of a keyboard, don't you?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (9SjWf)

138 Funny. When she said the exact same thing to Hunter Biden, it had a different connotation.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2022 12:18 PM (N39Ws)


You KNOW her trailer trash ass has ridden his face.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)


Ewww, to both of you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (DRSnL)

139 Well, they won't be able to find one of their own.
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi

lotsa transitioned folks who will never be touched in their new forms

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (OuH7W)

140 I like Ace of Spadians. Sounds culty.

I prefer Spadomites.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)

141 According to the live stream I'm watching, Sanibel, FL is having a bad time of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


So Fort Meyers next. Where are you getting the streams?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (g1EEm)

142 DeSantis said yesterday that he wanted to thank the states that have already staged lineman to begin power restoration when the storm has passed. He had a list of something like 16 states.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (/Glm0)

143 122 According to the live stream I'm watching, Sanibel, FL is having a bad time of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (t0OGg)

If it's still there after the storm passes, there should be good shelling...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (BgMrQ)

144
Ewww, to both of you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (DRSnL)



Girl, you know it's true.

Posted by: Milli Vanilli at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

145 So Fort Meyers next. Where are you getting the streams?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (g1EEm)
++++
https://youtu.be/u5Giih5kihg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (t0OGg)

146 Sour Lemon is such a good pet for the corpo-government media pushing the current WEF climate change propaganda at any opportunity.

Posted by: Crazy at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (Cn+p8)

147 I prefer Spadomites.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)


How very Greek of you.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (bhRsz)

148 A great deal more rain and chance for the winds to batter the area, yes. What was that storm that parked itself off the Texas coast a few years ago? Harvey? It sat there and battered Houston for what seemed like several *days*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Yep. Slower just means more water soaking in and more time for wind to work. Recipe for havoc.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still the worst commenter on the blog at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (OUMaO)

149 We were due to arrive in central FL Oct. 1. Driving in from the west.

In mid-September, events caused us to postpone until Nov. 1. That seems very fortuitous, now.

Only question now is: will the house we rented even be accessible by then?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (WmGrA)

150 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)


The Ace of Spades People's Collective


Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (KLPy8)

151 141. Marco Island has 5.5 feet of surge right now.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (/Glm0)

152 According to the live stream I'm watching, Sanibel, FL is having a bad time of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (t0OGg)


A lot of wooden two story structures (condos) right on the beach. I bet those are all going...elsewhere.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (EjeRd)

153 Don Lemon should enlighten us about hurricane reparations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2022


***
You can't spell "preparations" without "reparations"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (J2vNu)

154
Evacuation makes sense only if the storm surge will inundate your home. Along the TX Gulf Coast, there are zones and if your zone isn't told to evacuate, don't evacuate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (1Nxff)

155 True. But this is going to be A LOT of downed power lines.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM


I remember seeing crews from Quebec on Long Island before Sandy.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (g1EEm)

156 I had a foreman in Ohio who spent his last few years at the mill taking his vacation in FL. He was building a retirement house. Brought back pictures, reinforced concrete and cinder block, slightly bowed exterior walls going outwards, and radiused corners. Flat reinforced roof with drain scuppers and the best, pull down hurricane screens over the windows, like you see on stores in big cities. Pretty cool, just a little two bedroom.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:28 PM (lz5hY)

157 The Don Lemmon clip perfectly sums up our media.
Posted by: Rbastid


I watched an interview with Prince Philip a few years ago, related to the anniversary of the end of WWII, as he was in active naval service on board ship. I was taken with his professional way of shutting down some of the most extremely stupid questions I had ever heard. One example, 'How did you feel when your ship was bombed, were you fearful?' His answer: 'We all had jobs to do, and we got on with it. There isn't time for introspection when you have a battle to fight.'

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2022 12:28 PM (lTGtQ)

158 ferals robbing and looting blue cities not considered punishment

Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM (OuH7W)

It's a cultural thang.

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2022 12:28 PM (AwYPR)

159 150 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

The Ace of Spades People's Collective

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (KLPy

The People's Front of Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (VPWcH)

160 Praying for no fatalities and that Floridians and their fellow Americans have the strength and resolve to quickly rebound from this storm.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (z0DEK)

161 Spadeigentsia
Spaderati

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (xPl2J)

162 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

They're Morons, they wouldn't notice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yHsuS)

163 He's also an idiot. Keep in mind, this is the same guy who asked an NTSB representative if that Malaysian flight got sucked into a black hole.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (t0OGg)
______________________

Poor Donny got confused with his last Grindr date . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

164 Is there any truth to the rumor I just started that Pfizer has announced an experimental hurricane vaccine and that FDA is granting an EUA? For adults and kids over 12 only however. Drive thru vax sites are being established on I-95 N. FEMA is ordering mandatory evaccinations for all residents in the storm's path. Elderly individuals will be returned to their nursing homes to ride out the storm.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (cPDW+)

165 150 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

The Ace of Spades People's Collective

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (KLPy

Splitter !!!

Posted by: Ace of Spades Peoples Front at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (BgMrQ)

166 Don Lemon is really breaking away in the lead of the dumbest man on CNN race.

He baldly, without evidence or logic, without scientific basis, asserts several times that storms are "intensifying" in the area. When, in fact, we've been in a very low period of hurricane activity with several that broke down into tropical storms that weakened as they reached land.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Ivdso)

167 Wolfus, I think that was Ike.

Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (ZSsrh)

168 Did Brandon ever call DeSatan? Haven't seen anything that says he did.

Posted by: JayInAmes at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yGu6h)

169 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022


***
Same here. Hurricanes, hot humid weather, no change in the seasons to speak of, bugs -- and did I mention hurricanes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (J2vNu)

170 Acers?
Acians?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (+tgyp)

171 Hey, where's that one dickbag with the Grim Reaper costume? He should go check the beach just to make sure everyone is inside.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (zsNaY)

172 Sunshine Skyway live vid here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiO1D_ROyKM

Conditions have gotten worse in just the 30 minutes I've had it streaming.

Posted by: Backwoods Guy at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (aX0CW)

173 166 He baldly, without evidence or logic, without scientific basis, asserts several times that storms are "intensifying" in the area. When, in fact, we've been in a very low period of hurricane activity with several that broke down into tropical storms that weakened as they reached land.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Ivdso)

=========

"He's the only honest name in news."
-Someone, at least, who votes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (LvTSG)

174
99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)

——

Beaches

And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (I/4F+)

175 164 Brutal. But accurate.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (z0DEK)

176 Amazing how the leftie automatons can make up crap without repercussion yet they refuse to acknowledge The Piece Of Shit Pedophile Biden pissing on a Republican Governor.

Posted by: democrats, Raping or Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill Since 1973 at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (jV+aN)

177
We are Morons, dum de dum da dum dum dum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (1Nxff)

178 147 I prefer Spadomites.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:25 PM (ayzS/)


How very Greek of you.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (bhRsz)

Why did I just hear 'Men at Work' sing...

then she bought me a Spadeomite sanmich?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (oHd/0)

179 ...I had never thought about this before, but what is, exactly, the origins of the term "morons" as applied to Ace O'Spades commenters?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (Ivdso)

180 Hurricane Michael hit October, 10, 2018, upgraded to Cat 5. Florida did an amazing job of clean-up. We had military bringing us water and MREs. News on the hurricane died quickly bc the State and PDT responded so well. Unfortunately, Ian will be hitting much more populated area than Michael’s disaster zone.

Posted by: EveR at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (MUpk6)

181 https://youtu.be/u5Giih5kihg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


At least one Sanibel camera seems to be gone. Big surge. Not looking good.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (g1EEm)

182 The People's Front of Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (VPWcH)

Ace of Spades Popular Liberation Front.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (yHsuS)

183 >>>On the other hand, I don't know how much stronger you can rebuild things. I don't know how well things can be made to withstand a category 4/almost a category 5 hurricane, which is also moving very slowly to make sure you spend a lot of time in the wind and the rain and the flooding.

Rode out Typhoon Nauguri on Okinawa, and everyone was pretty much fine because almost every building is made of reinforced concrete. (One wooden shack blew down, and it was on all the news channels.) The island is essentially a mountain above sea level, which means that we didn't deal with a lot of storm surge, just some flooding and nasty waves. I'd rather repeat that experience than be in Florida right now.

Posted by: pookysgirl, praying for FL Morons at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (XKZwp)

184 In mid-September, events caused us to postpone until Nov. 1. That seems very fortuitous, now.

Only question now is: will the house we rented even be accessible by then?
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM

I am scheduled to be in Tampa the 2nd week of November. Expecting cancelation.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (3p4cr)

185 MAGA types in Florida looking to the Government for help?! Lol, never changes.

Posted by: Sid, now with Aviators at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (KsLcy)

186 We would have offered help to FL, but DeSantis didn't fill out FEMA form 1174-B annex CC and submit it to the deputy assistant secretary 30 days prior to the storm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (VtqbX)

187 Wolfus, I think that was Ike.
Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022


***
Might have been. Though Walton & Johnson, the 2 conservative radio hosts out of Houston and syndicated all over the South, mentioned Harvey the other day in the context of "a storm that just wouldn't go away."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

188 182 The People's Front of Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (VPWcH)

Ace of Spades Popular Liberation Front.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (yHsuS)

========

Splitters!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

189 The Left using a natural disaster to score cheap political points??!? This is....predictable. They always do this. I hope pray the Florida Hordlings are safe. I'm not worried about Florida Man though. Bunch of hard to kill survivors, they are!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (sAmhv)

190 Because a hurricane is just like COVID.

Cover all entrances to your home with protective Plexiglas barriers.

Don't worry about socially distancing your outdoor dining area, the high winds will do that for you.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (cPDW+)

191 Beaches

And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (I/4F+)

Indeed. My late grandfather enjoyed vacationing in Florida because of this.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (Rl7KJ)

192
You made me cry
When you said goodbye
Taint that a shame

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (w2Z7l)

193 The Spade Underground

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (xPl2J)

194 Only question now is: will the house we rented even be accessible by then?
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (WmGrA)


Probably. Not Florida's first hurricane. Central Florida is a pretty big area, assuming you are talking Orlando-ish. It will be fine.

Posted by: blaster at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (pwExq)

195 What was that storm that parked itself off the Texas coast a few years ago? Harvey? It sat there and battered Houston for what seemed like several *days*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I recall a tropical storm, perhaps Allison about 15 years ago that dropped two feet of water in Houston. Every north-south road underpassed I10, and every one of them was flooded for 2 days, cutting the town in two. Since then, at least one or two roads now have an overpass.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (lTGtQ)

196 The Ace of Spades People's Collective


Splitters!

Posted by: The People's Collective of the Ace of Spades at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (yQpMk)

197 150 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)

But if they weren't Morons they wouldn't be there. Or here.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (p9G26)

198 Lots of seasoned citizens down there in Fort Myers/Naples with a lot of valuables per square mile.

Naples is full of millionaires.

Looters will be active.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (bC9HI)

199 Same here. Hurricanes, hot humid weather, no change in the seasons to speak of, bugs -- and did I mention hurricanes?

No scenery, dull beaches, Disney, the list goes on and on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (Ivdso)

200 (Delurking). I just drove back from a funeral in Florida, back to Iowa on Monday/Tuesday. From Lake City, Florida to Nashville, I counted over 700 utility bucket trucks and tree service trucks. I quit counting then but the rest of my trip, through TN, KY, IL, MO and into IA, non-stop groups of trucks heading southeast, some from as far away as the Dakotas. I counted a few dozen trailers with utility poles but not as many as I would have thought. This is going to be a long rebuild…

Posted by: Vitigator at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (3CrW3)

201 2004 and 2005 were full of storms - 4 hit Florida in 2004, and of course Katrina was 2005.

The Warmists swore to us that this would be the new normal. Storms were going to be bigger and more numerous because of your SUV, hater.

No hurricane made landfall in the US for another decade.

---------------

Excuse me?

- Hurricane Ike (200

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (sX1BW)

202 77 I'm calling bullshit on all this and that Ian fizzles out to just another bad storm but nothing catastrophic. The news always breathlessly reports on how big and bad every storm is, but 90% of the time the storm fizzles as it reaches landfall. That's why there's so few C5s hitting the USA. Add in the extra incentive of glee at pain inflicted on FL, and you have unwarranted hysteria over what I predict will be just another storm.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (iFTx/)


I wouldn't go as far as that, but watching the Weather Channel earlier in the week did give me the feeling that they were deliberately overblowing this. They stopped just short of declaring it the worst hurricane in human history, even when it was several days out and still getting organized.

That said, a Cat 4 storm is still pretty bad, so I hope everyone in FL has done what they need to prepare.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM (bhRsz)
_____________________

True, but even that assumes it hits land as C4. Even those are pretty rare.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

203 ferals robbing and looting blue cities not considered punishment
Posted by: sockamster, Aos ShowRunner at September 28, 2022 12:24 PM


Days ending in "y".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (4p7Em)

204 The eye is close to shore

https://bit.ly/3BV2Ein

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (WrOkn)

205 "Any line crew that works in areas of the country that are hit by tornados or ice storms (like MO) are well-prepared to get things up and running quickly. Hats off to them!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

right, but I think they did the initial work in their town quickly, for what was still standing. But it was so bad that there was still much to be done that had to wait for structures to be rebuilt. So they were working out of town till that happened.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

206 Ryan Hall (Ryan Hall Y'all) on YouTube has a good stream and analysis.

He's from Kentucky

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (BFigT)

207 I preferred it when hurricanes were named after women.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (l+YWA)

208 La Cosa Spadia

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (xPl2J)

209 99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)

——

Beaches

And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


And taxes. When you get tired of supporting a blue-state govt that hates your guts and taxes every last penny, FL looks damn appealing.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (g1EEm)

210 In earthquake country, you build your home to be flexible.
In Tornado country, you build your home to have a good basement.
In Hurricane country, if you want your house to survive, you build it tough with lots of concrete.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

211 Ace-Holes

Posted by: irright at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (8rX4S)

212 193 The Spade Underground
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:31 PM (xPl2J)

The X-rated ONT:

The Spade...After Dark

Posted by: Ace of Spades Peoples Front at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (BgMrQ)

213 I didn't want to say "Morons" about people about to be hit by a hurricane.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (B3oWe)



There is a big difference between Morons of the Horde and morons on CNN. I'm just saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Remember folks, if you say that a natural disaster was sent by God to punish wicked people (like, say, the inevitable destruction of San Francisco by an earthquake) you are kooky and don't believe in Science!

But if you say Mother Gaia is angry and global warming is targeting evil Republicans, why, you must be enlightened and progressive and of the very best sort.

So God is bad but Gaia is good.... isn't it just another Pagan versus Christian clash here? Where's Paul on Mars Hill?

Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Kbz60)

215 There's no question that as Desantis continues to grow in popularity, the powers that be will sandbag Florida's recovery efforts as a way to blame him for being unresponsive.

I don't see Ron leaving himself vulnerable to this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KbCG3)

216 You can't spell "preparations" without "reparations"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (J2vNu)


Use Reparation H.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KLPy8)

217 /off Splitter sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (BgMrQ)

218 I preferred it when hurricanes were named after women.
Posted by: ShainS


Did you just assume Ian's gender?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (g1EEm)

219 Did Brandon ever call DeSatan? Haven't seen anything that says he did.
Posted by: JayInAmes at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (yGu6h)


I thought I saw this morning that he finally did, but now I can't find it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (DRSnL)

220 I am guessing that the storm will degrade some before landfall and not be the STORM OF THE CENTURY thing the news people long for.

But its still gonna suck to experience.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Ivdso)

221 Use Reparation H.

Posted by: naturalfake


*snort*

Consider that stolen.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (g1EEm)

222 174
99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
——
Beaches
And when you get old you get cold all the time, the Florida climate is naturally made for old people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 28, 2022 12:30 PM (I/4F+)

I goes to Florida for the beeches too. They have some seeexy beeches.

Posted by: Some Mexican guy at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

223 Because a hurricane is just like COVID.

You don't need a meteorologist's note to get a rapid hurricane test. They are available at the county fairgrounds AT NO COST TO YOU!!!!!

They will need to run the PCR cycles at at least 140 mph to avoid false negatives.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (cPDW+)

224 99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
_________________________

Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

225 The biggest problem to hurricane recovery is typically the government trying to "help".

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (P7Iz+)

226 Y'know if DeSantis has a Fully Functioning Florida in a week or less, it will be impossible to stop his election as President.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (zSyrn)

227
I don't see Ron leaving himself vulnerable to this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KbCG3)



But he should remind everyone that Biden is incredibly petty and avoided talking to him or providing assistance to the state, only local cities he hand picked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Call a spade a spade I say. We're Spades.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (g1EEm)

229 204 The eye is close to shore

https://bit.ly/3BV2Ein

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:32 PM (WrOkn)

Obligatory:

John has a long mustache

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (BgMrQ)

230 I think it was Revolver that had a tweet clip from Presidunce Biden where he said the most important thing people living in the path of a hurricane could do to prepare was to "get vaxxed."

Posted by: red speck at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (gS3OW)

231 Its really too bad that Ian isn't headed for Broward County.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (8kMmX)

232 Lots of states and utilities have contingency agreements to send line crews and support vehicles to disaster areas. It is not uncommon for crews from distant states to flow to a disaster area soon after the disaster. I'm willing to bet there are a lot of crews in SE states preparing to move to Florida.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:12 PM (3p4cr)

Crews from the Midwest, too. I'm pretty sure a friend of my parents is getting ready to head down there right now. This ain't his first hurricane.

Posted by: pookysgirl, praying for FL Morons at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (XKZwp)

233 No time for pettiness?
This is happening to your state, not mine.
I've got time for pettiness.

Posted by: pResident PantsShitter at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (FCbAQ)

234 214
So God is bad but Gaia is good.... isn't it just another Pagan versus Christian clash here? Where's Paul on Mars Hill?
Posted by: Rafal GanGaonwicz at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (Kbz60)

To the unknown God...problem is, Gaia worshippers ignore Him.

Posted by: Some Mexican guy at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

235 169 Not to mention all the exotic critters that get introduced to Florida — giant land snails, Burmese pythons, caimans…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (+tgyp)

236 Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.

That's why I split the difference, and live in God's Country - VA.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ayzS/)

237 216 You can't spell "preparations" without "reparations"!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (J2vNu)

Use Reparation H.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (KLPy

Before, after, or both?

Posted by: Some Mexican guy at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

238 Have family in Tampa and my thoughts are with all of you Floridians.

If shit Midas does call DeSantis, I hope DeSantis records it. I can imagine Biden worrying if Disneyworld will be okay and if they have thought about the safety of gators.

Posted by: Cheri at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (oiNtH)

239 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

240 For example; "TorCon" a term the Weather Channel uses to describe the conditions for tornado development. It's totally fake. Based on nothing but fear and the hope there will be one for the ratings.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 28, 2022


***
I used to think before I got rid of cable that I would miss the Weather Channel. I don't.

Unless Stephanie Abrams has started doing the weather in a bikini and Jen Carfagno in a sexy maid's costume?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

241 Looks like this storm is big enough we'll get at least two videos of guys playing air guitar out in the street while wearing a flag.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Bd6X8)

242 Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.
----------------
So you see sunshine for about two months a year, rite?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (8kMmX)

243 In between trips to WESPAC, I was stationed at Cherry Point and a hurricane came up the coast. A bunch of us were put on hurricane watch, the aircraft gone on a fly away. Hanging out in the hanger, with cots and C Rats, we discovered the ladies running the tower snack bar decided to stay open because "there might be somebody out there". A mad dash in a jeep with the top down ensued. Best food ever was at tower snack bars.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (lz5hY)

244 218 I preferred it when hurricanes were named after women.
Posted by: ShainS

Did you just assume Ian's gender?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:34 PM (g1EEm)

Trannycane. Boobs and a dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

245 >>>Oh, I would, especially somewhere near the Gulf Coast. I would just evacuate when a hurricane comes knocking.
Posted by: Dr. T
----------------------

Yeah, tornadoes are binary, you live or you die.
Hurricanes move nice and slow. You have time to decide what you are going to do and where you are going to go if you do decide to leave.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (WrOkn)

246 Not to mention all the exotic critters that get introduced to Florida — giant land snails, Burmese pythons, caimans…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:36 PM (+tgyp)



You haven't lived till you've had floating fire ant castles.

- - Texas

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

247 With 155 mph winds...

Says who? The most I've seen is 120mph 'gusts' over the water for the last few days and 90mph is the max gusts forecast over land.

I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)

248 Remember to take your chainsaw with you so you can cut your way back in.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (WrOkn)

249 224 99 Aside from their current awesome governor, I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in Florida.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:21 PM (+tgyp)
_________________________

Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

Palmetto bugs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

250
I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)



In the NAME of SENSATIONALISM man...what is wrong with you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Oh, here it is. Biden and DeSantis finally talk.

https://is.gd/RnxGpE

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (DRSnL)

252 226 Y'know if DeSantis has a Fully Functioning Florida in a week or less, it will be impossible to stop his election as President.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (zSyrn)

FEMA will do it's best to get in the way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

253 Call a spade a spade I say. We're Spades.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022


***
You rang?

Posted by: David Spade and his sister Kate at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

254 Some of our best friends in the world are staring this thing in the face from the top floor of a high rise in Fort Myers. At least they won't be flooded out. Praying for everyone.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (XlEmZ)

255 236 Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.

That's why I split the difference, and live in God's Country - VA.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (ayzS/)
_____________________

I like VA -- well, not DC, they can go fuck themselves with a tire iron -- but even VA gets too hot and humid for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

256 I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)
---
I think you know the answer to that question...YES (if it makes DeSantis look bad)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (YIVH2)

257 Palmetto bugs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)


One of the reasons I hated living in Corpus Christi.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (DRSnL)

258 Is a slow-moving hurricane an oxymoron?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (+tgyp)

259 Y'know if DeSantis has a Fully Functioning Florida in a week or less, it will be impossible to stop his election as President.

ICYMI: I posted this last night. Assuming this article is accurate, a Trump / DeSantis ticket is probably a no go.

https://tinyurl.com/44ymjufn

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (ayzS/)

260
What was that storm that parked itself off the Texas coast a few years ago? Harvey? It sat there and battered Houston for what seemed like several *days*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

_________

Harvey. The storm was caught between two high pressure areas and didn't move for three days. We got 34 inches of rain at Schloss Hadrian. The water stopped less than 10 feet away from the house, which is on an elevation. Not much wind, never lost power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (1Nxff)

261 Hurricanes move nice and slow. You have time to decide what you are going to do and where you are going to go if you do decide to leave.

----------------

And what will be your beverage of choice for the pre-Hurricane hours, during, and after.

Variety is usually your friend. But consume the beer first as you may not have ice after. Plus you may need to stay somewhat sharp during the storm.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (sX1BW)

262 I'm never gonna live in a state where an alligator can wander into your yard and if you kill it you're the bad guy. It's a dinosaur, and Jesus wants it to die.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (ppBhU)

263 Palmetto bugs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022


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Which we here in the Congo River Basin just call "the state bird"

Posted by: David Spade and his sister Kate at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

264 Slow Joe is worried about Gatornado!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (yikp0)

265 Looks like this storm is big enough we'll get at least two videos of guys playing air guitar out in the street while wearing a flag.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:37 PM (Bd6X



Horsehead mask FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Y'know if DeSantis has a Fully Functioning Florida in a week or less, it will be impossible to stop his election as President.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM


People were still living in FEMA trailers a decade after katrina hit in 2005. I expect Florida will do better than Louisiana.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)

267 Same here but I have family in FL and they love it. I could never get used to the heat and humidity. But I live in Manhattan and a lot of people -- including many commenters here -- question my sanity for living there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

Palmetto bugs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
________________

Bugs, gators, iguanas, lizards, snakes, all that shit -- don't bother me. I had them all as pets as a kid. I just can't survive in the heat.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

268 90 is a lot better than 150
Average American construction can handle 90.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (WrOkn)

269 NOW - Jill to Joe Biden: "You go down this way."
https://tinyurl.com/3rh56rtp
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (xPl2J)


That's not the way I did it.

Posted by: Kamala muttering just offstage at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (FCbAQ)

270 WE really want to help with Hurrican support for those in Florida, so, as Steamboat Willys Copyright is about to expire, and Disney has many assets in Florida, I submit this bill to extend the Copyrights for another 50 years, in the name of Hurrican relief!

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (oHd/0)

271 Daily Wire: Male Pilots Can Wear Skirts Now On Virgin Atlantic Flights

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (xPl2J)

272 124 The media wants the story to be 'this is DeSantis' Katrina!'
Posted by: DB at September 28, 2022 12:23 PM (geLO

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (5r4XQ)

273 250
I'm not saying that 90 mph is nothing, especially when somebody's cow is flying 90 mph in to your house, but must they use every opportunity to lie?
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:38 PM (amJF4)


In the NAME of SENSATIONALISM man...what is wrong with you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

Forget Safir-Simpson scale. We now use the Cow Splatter scale...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

274 La Spada Nostra

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (B3oWe)

275 258 Is a slow-moving hurricane an oxymoron?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:40 PM (+tgyp)

I've seen old folks use them. The old folks don't move very fast.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

276 People were still living in FEMA trailers a decade after katrina hit in 2005. I expect Florida will do better than Louisiana.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
-----------------

FEMA trailers were an upgrade for some of those people.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (WrOkn)

277 251 Oh, here it is. Biden and DeSantis finally talk.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (DRSnL)
-------------

Biden: Hello, Randy?
DeSantis: It's Ron.
Biden: Who?
DeSantis: OK look I've got to run, thanks for calling.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (RG7Wy)

278 >>>Y'know if DeSantis has a Fully Functioning Florida in a week or less, it will be impossible to stop his election as President.

Every reporter in America will be interviewing the one black family who still doesn't have power.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xPl2J)

279 270 WE really want to help with Hurrican support for those in Florida, so, as Steamboat Willys Copyright is about to expire, and Disney has many assets in Florida, I submit this bill to extend the Copyrights for another 50 years, in the name of Hurrican relief!
Posted by: Mitch McConnel at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (oHd/0)

I could believe it. Call it the steam ship solidarity act or something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (5r4XQ)

280 Plus you may need to stay somewhat sharp during the storm.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe)


This is good advice. Nothing like drunk chainsawing in a hurricane. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (g1EEm)

281 Moron is an honorable designation. Having first hand experience with the majesty and fearsome power of even a minimal hurricane, we're still obviously not as smart as Elric, who is justifiably skeptical about the purported reputation of major storms and their propensity to basically tear you a new ass if you get in their way.

Prayers up for South Florida Morons. God speed.

All we up here have to worry about is a piddly 15-20 inches of rain over the next 48 hours. Nevertheless, my soon to be inundated front door is open to Morons in need.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (MkuC5)

282 Is Jim Cantore still around?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (+tgyp)

283 A new Cahaly poll suggests Patty Murray's seat may be in play/

https://tinyurl.com/m6bfpk

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (ayzS/)

284 Video from Ft. Myers Beach downtown is wicked. Looks like several feet of water with all kinds of debris sailing on the water by serious wind. Stephanie Abrams wearing a baseball helmet to report from Englewood. Good lord.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (/Glm0)

285 La Spada Nostra
⚔️

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (yikp0)

286 a spada is a sword, btw

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (B3oWe)

287 Another multi-camera live feed in case anyone's interested:
https://youtu.be/dvFd1BeMrFw

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

288 I fear power might be out in some places for two weeks or more. It gets worse, I imagine, when power lines in down in so many places that you just don't have the crews to fix them in any reasonable time frame.

---------

"We're gonna need an even bigger invasion of millions more illegal aliens!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Me9WP)

289 "Ryan Hall (Ryan Hall Y'all) on YouTube has a good stream and analysis."

I have him on mute, but he has several live feeds up ... flooding but nothing looks "terrible" right now. Should already be weakening since almost half is now over land.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (Cus5s)

290 278 Every reporter in America will be interviewing the one black family who still doesn't have power.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xPl2J)

==========

While the teenaged son is playing video games through the window of the house in the background.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

291 "Mr." Lemon; don't you have straight men to molest?

Posted by: NR Pax at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (4olE8)

292 My daughter is in Orlando. She loves it there. I visit her and the traffic makes me cranky. She is working through the storm. I don't envy her but she volunteered and will be safe at least.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (gBvlU)

293 >>>Patty Murray's seat may be in play


I really don't want to play with Patty Murray's seat.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (xPl2J)

294 274 La Spada Nostra
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (B3oWe)

Our little spades?

What are we, the little rascals?

I could go for that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (5r4XQ)

295 Every reporter in America will be interviewing the one black family who still doesn't have power.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (xPl2J)

And will be a Democrat operative.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (3p4cr)

296 So leftists believe the God they don't believe exists shares their political beliefs and is punishing Florida.
Do I understand things correctly?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

297 I think he's very good coverage:
https://youtu.be/v9mOsQCgpbc

Weatherman plus on YT

Landfall imminent. 155mph winds, just short of cat5.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)

298 276 People were still living in FEMA trailers a decade after katrina hit in 2005. I expect Florida will do better than Louisiana.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
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FEMA trailers were an upgrade for some of those people.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (WrOkn)
____________________

I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

299 People were still living in FEMA trailers a decade after katrina hit in 2005. I expect Florida will do better than Louisiana.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022


***
And they are still whining about it. Hell, the roof of my apartment complex's office was trashed a *year ago* in Ida, and the management are still using it as an excuse not to operate normally.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

300
==========

While the teenaged son is playing video games through the window of the house in the background.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:43 PM (LvTSG)



Standing in a ditch full of water as a car drives by, barely splashing in a puddle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

301 I think it was Revolver that had a tweet clip from Presidunce Biden where he said the most important thing people living in the path of a hurricane could do to prepare was to "get vaxxed."
Posted by: red speck
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Then my folks in Orlando should be good to go.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (+k1PK)

302 290 While the teenaged son brings back some new sneakers and an 80".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (lz5hY)

303 Why did I think it was Spatha? Wait, is that the spanish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (5r4XQ)

304 Ok, Ron, we will give FL $50 billion for recovery, but first you must publicly state that you were wrong about COVID and apologize for your poor response that killed more floridians than this storm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (VtqbX)

305
There's a place we stayed on Sanibel several times around a decade ago that I do not doubt will be a hurting unit after Ian passes -- it is right on the oceanfront.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (pNxlR)

306 253 Call a spade a spade I say. We're Spades.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022

***
You rang?
Posted by: David Spade and his sister Kate at September 28, 2022 12:39 PM (J2vNu)

Kate...Kate, god bless ya...stand up will ya, wave to the crowd!

(narrator: Joe forgot Kate died in 201

Posted by: pResident Biden at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (BgMrQ)

307 I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022


***
Whatever true local flavor, and affordability, the dump might have once had is gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (J2vNu)

308 Central Florida here.

Charley tore the shit our of the infrastructure here in '04, and it was rebuilt a lot better. I never lost power when Irma hit in '17.

Quiet here now, eerily so. No local traffic, no air traffic, no birds singing. All the usual ambient sounds are gone.

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (+m+uH)

309 So Fort Meyers next. Where are you getting the streams?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:26 PM (g1EEm)
++++
https://youtu.be/u5Giih5kihg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:27 PM (t0OGg)
***

There has got to be some other uses for palm trees. Those suckas are trough!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (anj39)

310
When there's a Republican president, hurricane response is a Federal responsibility.

When there's a Democratic president, hurricane response is wholly on the states to take care of.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (1Nxff)

311
I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (iFTx/)



"See that fishing boat over there? It wasn't there last week."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

312 Our shovel?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (6FeV1)

313 296 So leftists believe the God they don't believe exists shares their political beliefs and is punishing Florida.
Do I understand things correctly?
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:44 PM (eGTCV)

Their "god" is Gaia and/or Stan.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Rl7KJ)

314 78 Don Lemon: "I grew up there. Something is causing these storms to intensify."

Yeah! F*ck you NOAA expert! All your high-falutin' stats and science is no match for Don Lemon's lived experience!

What were we talking about last thread? Deniers?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:17 PM

Let's not be too hasty here. Don may be onto something. I'm not saying it's aliens, but...

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (fPf7z)

315 I'm old enough to remember when Obama's reelection chances looked poor and a storm hit NYC to turn all the middle of the road types to big daddy government again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Ivdso)

316 There has got to be some other uses for palm trees. Those suckas are trough!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (anj39)
++++
Hearts of palm are delicious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (t0OGg)

317 Looks like my favorite place on earth is gonna take a real beating - Longboat Key between Sarasota and Bradenton.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (Xrfse)

318 90 is a lot better than 150
Average American construction can handle 90.

Posted by: Braenyard


Energy goes as square of the wind speed. So 150 is nearly 3x worse than 90. And then yeah, the fact that almost no residential construction is built to handle 150.

Although driving back from Key West a few years ago I did see a lot of houses with concrete roofs. I guess that's designed to stay on in 150.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (g1EEm)

319 >>>303 Why did I think it was Spatha? Wait, is that the spanish?


yeah. lots of variants like "spadroon"

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (B3oWe)

320 Because a hurricane is just like COVID.

********

Some in a position to know now speculate that this hurricane is as strong as it is because Anthony Fauci funneled NIH monies into NOAA for gain of function tropical storm research.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (cPDW+)

321 315 I'm old enough to remember when Obama's reelection chances looked poor and a storm hit NYC to turn all the middle of the road types to big daddy government again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (Ivd

=========

*hugs leader of opposition party in public*
-Chris Christie

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for the Invisible Man with Dracula and Frankenstein's monster at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

322
Katrina was bad because Blanco and Nagin were idiots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (1Nxff)

323 >>Patty Murray's seat may be in play


eeeeew

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (baxN0)

324 I remember during Katrina, the mayor of New Orleans running in circles crying"Who's in charge, who's in charge?", and thinking, "YOU are, dipshit!"

Leadership really makes a difference.

Posted by: Charlotte at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (WhkEA)

325 And don’t forget the super-toxic manchineel tree.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (+tgyp)

326 My sister and her wheelchair-bound husband are in Marco Island. The number of political tweets for Hurricane Ian is unbelievable. Ghouls.

Posted by: jeannebodine at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (ddFzi)

327 >>>312 Our shovel?

hm, I guess the word came to mean that but it earlier meant sword. Both have metal blades, so...

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (B3oWe)

328
So leftists believe the God they don't believe exists shares their political beliefs and is punishing Florida.
Do I understand things correctly?
Posted by: That NLurker guy


Theirs is a very personal, retributive and vindictive God ... but they're atheists, mind you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

329 It's going to be so awkward when it hits, destroys a bunch of crap, and things get back to normal almost immediately like they always do because folks who know how to deal with hurricanes are just dealing with another hurricane.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (vYHuO)

330 Got my tickets to go to a wedding in Siesta Key in 3 weeks, not sure if it will be there

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

331 Heh. If they call Ian a result of climate change, they'll have to acknowledge climate change started 100 years ago (the first cat 5 in a century, right?) Are they gonna do that? If they do, they'll need to explain why we are still alive 100 years after "climate change" began.

Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (4h9M3)

332 yeah. lots of variants like "spadroon"
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (B3oWe)

Heh, that sounds like a racial slur.

Them dirty Spadroons. You know what they are like!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (5r4XQ)

333 Ok, Ron, we will give FL $50 billion for recovery, but first you must publicly state that you were wrong about COVID and apologize for your poor response that killed more floridians than this storm.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (VtqbX)
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FL might be lucky to get $50 from the feds...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (YIVH2)

334 Brother Andrew, the founder of Open Doors ministry has died.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (eGTCV)

335 A shovel kind of cuts the ground.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (5r4XQ)

336 DeSantis should invite Toure down there to help evacuate the subways. Wouldn’t want any scuba divers to end up there like when H Sandy hit New York.

Posted by: Rex B at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (tIeD9)

337 >>Got my tickets to go to a wedding in Siesta Key in 3 weeks


Weddings are funerals with cake.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (baxN0)

338 Quiet here now, eerily so. No local traffic, no air traffic, no birds singing. All the usual ambient sounds are gone.
Posted by: weew


Where do the birds go? I can't imagine perching in a tree is the best place to ride out the storm.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (g1EEm)

339 hm, I guess the word came to mean that but it earlier meant sword. Both have metal blades, so...
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (B3oWe

"Murder Shovel" is how i shall refer to all swords from here on out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (6FeV1)

340 I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"

My brother had a job at State Farm in which he would fly out to disaster sites to set up quick-response insurance offices to help resolve cases. So he saw a lot of places at their worst, right after terrible things (an earthquake in LA, hurricane in New Orleans, etc).

He had the same reaction: every time he went back down to New Orleans it looked pretty much the same.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (Ivdso)

341 No doubt leftist shitheads will say we deserve the hurricane because DeSantis.

Then again, they said we deserved Irma in '17 because of Rick Scott.

And we deserved Charlie, Frances, and Jeanne in '04 because of the 2000 election.

Then again, Pat Robertson said we deserved Charlie because Disney World hosted Gay Days.

Lots of folks think we deserve it for whatever reason. They can all eat my dick.

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (+m+uH)

342 276 People were still living in FEMA trailers a decade after katrina hit in 2005. I expect Florida will do better than Louisiana.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM (bVYXr)
-----------------

FEMA trailers were an upgrade for some of those people.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:42 PM (WrOkn)



FEMA trailers with a free 70in Plasma TV in them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (sAmhv)

343 "See that fishing boat over there? It wasn't there last week."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022


***
Hurricane Camille in 1969 blew a fishing boat up and past the coast road, Hwy. 90. It remained there as a monument for many years; I used to see it whenever I drove out to Biloxi and Gulfport.

After Katrina in 2005? It was gone.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

344 Ok, been saying for years that the DOW is totally divorced from Reality, or economics...

Storm about to hit Florida, and its UP 1.5%

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)

345 Weddings are funerals with cake.
Posted by: garrett

"Cake or Death?"

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (LsEU/)

346 Hearts of palm are delicious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (t0OGg)

So is Heart of Darkness!
-TJM

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (5r4XQ)

347 I fear power might be out in some places for two weeks or more.

Shoot, I won't have power at home? I guess I'll have to use the city's charging stations then. Ready for anything!

Posted by: Ford E-250 Owner at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (amJF4)

348 >>Where do the birds go?


Underground.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (baxN0)

349 Ron DeSantis should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

In the days leading up to Hurricane Ian, 50 foreign nationals found themselves in Florida. DeSantis saved them by helping them move to safer land in the region of Martha's Vineyard.

He's a hero.

Posted by: Another Anon at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (9MnpZ)

350 Storm about to hit Florida, and its UP 1.5%
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (oHd/0)
++++
Rebuilding storm damage is accretive to GDP...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (t0OGg)

351 'Til Cake Do Us Part

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (6FeV1)

352 Katrina was bad because Blanco and Nagin were idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:48 PM (1Nxff)



How's the chocolate city faring these days?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

353 349 Ron DeSantis should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

In the days leading up to Hurricane Ian, 50 foreign nationals found themselves in Florida. DeSantis saved them by helping them move to safer land in the region of Martha's Vineyard.

He's a hero.
Posted by: Another Anon at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (9MnpZ


The man is a saint.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (mZ3xv)

354 Hearts of palm are delicious.

As good as the hearts of your enemies?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (Bd6X8)

355 Over 100, so OT: sheriffs kill 15 year old abducted girl as she exits perp's truck... "She was wearing 'tactical' gear". Only the perp was armed. Too bad there no dog to shoot too.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (mnoTq)

356 "Murder Shovel" is how i shall refer to all swords from here on out.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (6FeV1)
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YouTuber Bigmooney06 *loves* it when a video game offers a shovel as one of the weapons in a game. He goes nuts (more than usual).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)

357 >>No doubt leftist shitheads will say we deserve the hurricane because DeSantis.


Be funnier if the Hurricane had a patently (don't say) gay name like Tristan.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (baxN0)

358 Hurricane Camille in 1969 blew a fishing boat up and past the coast road, Hwy. 90. It remained there as a monument for many years; I used to see it whenever I drove out to Biloxi and Gulfport.

After Katrina in 2005? It was gone.

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Camille?

I'm fairly certain there were no Hurricanes until 2005, when climate change and that damn Bush finally made them happen.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sX1BW)

359 Twitter and Facebook suspended numerous fake accounts which were spreading propaganda and disinformation to support US foreign policy and the US Security State.

Turns out these fake accounts were created and controlled by the Biden Pentagon @ggreenwald

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (ZCool)

360 334 Brother Andrew, the founder of Open Doors ministry has died.
Posted by: That NLurker guy



He was 96. He did alright.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sAmhv)

361 Honest question:

Are there any wind turbine arrays in Florida?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (cPDW+)

362 I'm about to go eat at CNN Ted's Bison burger place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (mZ3xv)

363 Whatever you do, if you are remaining near the storm path . . . do not read John D. MacDonald's Murder in the Wind or Condominium. Both will scare you silly.

I recommend reading them -- but after it is all over.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

364 “Now, I told Harvey he shouldn’t become a hurricane, but sometimes he can be kinda stubborn.”

— Elwood P. Dowd

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (+tgyp)

365 Heh. If they call Ian a result of climate change, they'll have to acknowledge climate change started 100 years ago (the first cat 5 in a century, right?) Are they gonna do that? If they do, they'll need to explain why we are still alive 100 years after "climate change" began.

Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (4h9M3)

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Not to mention all the Cat 5 hurricanes that occurred in the previous 30,000 years before they started measuring them in that manner ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (ddKkx)

366 Blanco is dead and Nagin is in prison.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (xPl2J)

367 With the democrat media and the democrat party, it will be really hard not to root for serious damage to leftist areas.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (u4CEu)

368 Where do the birds go?

Who knows, but they get there fast.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (amJF4)

369 307 I was in New Orleans before Katrina. Parts of the city were such decrepit shitholes I couldn't believe they were in the USA. After Katrina, I saw the photos of the damage. I was like "so what's changed?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022

***
Whatever true local flavor, and affordability, the dump might have once had is gone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (J2vNu)
____________________

I liked the city back then. Great food, great music, cool vibe, definitely a place to have fun. But it was a shithole. Whatever that famous bar there is, I forget the name, I went there expecting an upscale NYC lounge. Why else would it be so famous? It was a fun place but again: shithole.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

370 It is true that Hurricanes are prone to attack election deniers and Covid questioners.

Posted by: Don Lemon at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (mZ3xv)

371 Ian Anderson is attacking Florida?
Damn Scots.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

372
Heh. NOAA guy was just all "Can it, Don. You sound like an idiot."

I bet that after that USDOT lady had to deal with Mr. Black Hole, they now show that footage as a training video for any US Government official who has to interface with media.

"When Life Gives You Lemons: A Practical Guide to Media Halfwits."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (oINRc)

373 YouTuber Bigmooney06 *loves* it when a video game offers a shovel as one of the weapons in a game. He goes nuts (more than usual).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)

I am trying to think of games with this. CP2077. I seem to recall one in Witcher 3. Wasn't there one in a Vietnam Call of Duty?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (5r4XQ)

374 Katrina was bad because Blanco and Nagin were idiots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022
*
How's the chocolate city faring these days?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022


***
Melted and covered with mold. And with ejected brass at shooting sites.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

375 331 Heh. If they call Ian a result of climate change, they'll have to acknowledge climate change started 100 years ago (the first cat 5 in a century, right?) Are they gonna do that? If they do, they'll need to explain why we are still alive 100 years after "climate change" began.
Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:49 PM (4h9M3)

They'll just move the goalposts. Remember when "increased" tornado activity was supposed to be another harbinger of "global warming/climate change" too?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Rl7KJ)

376 He was 96. He did alright.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (sAmhv)

Yes he did.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (eGTCV)

377 Louis L'Amour's book Matagorda has a pretty powerful description of a hurricane that obliterated the town.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Ivdso)

378 As power goes out, how long before DeSantis gets called racist?

Posted by: Ziba at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (4h9M3)

379 There has got to be some other uses for palm trees. Those suckas are trough!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:46 PM (anj39)

See Ft. Sullivan, SC

Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (AwYPR)

380 Storm about to hit Florida, and its UP 1.5%
Posted by: Romeo13

*

Don't forget the U.S. president keeping his promise and engaging in an act of war against a nuclear power that crossed a border of a country that has nothing to do with anything except DC money laundering.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (vYHuO)

381 It's a hurricane. You prep, you wait, and when the storm is past, you deal with the aftermath. Sorry, I've been through too many hurricanes to get excited about them.

The discussion upthread about sassing teachers reminded me of when I was defending gun ownership in high school and pointed out that Switzerland had the highest rates of gun ownership in the world and some of the lowest crime rates. The teacher said that didn't count because they trained (?? Yes, that was my point, thanks for making it) and then said, "I don't see why they bother with guns. They're neutral in every war." I said, "Belgium was neutral in World War I." The teacher sputtered. It was great.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (jrY13)

382 They want the storm to take out DeSantis but it will take out Biden.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (QSjkU)

383 Horsehead mask FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:41 PM


Horsehead bookend >>> Horsehead mask

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (4p7Em)

384 Today's Dow rally is a dead cat bounce. Apologies to cat lovers.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (AaLDK)

385 Louis L'Amour's book Matagorda has a pretty powerful description of a hurricane that obliterated the town.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (Ivdso)

I read this when I was a kid and I've always remembered the hurricane depiction.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (xPl2J)

386 spade etymology:

"tool for digging," Old English spadu "spade," from Proto-Germanic *spadan (source also of Old Frisian spada "a spade," Middle Dutch spade "a sword," Old Saxon spado, Middle Low German spade, German Spaten), from PIE *spe-dh-(source also of Greek spathe "wooden blade, paddle"), which as a suffixed form has been grouped under a root *speh-, "with several extensions, denoting quite different implements" (Boutkan) but basically indicating "long, flat piece of wood" (source also of Old English spon "chip of wood, splinter," Old Norse spann "shingle, chip;" see spoon (n.)).

spada etymology

From Latin spatha, from Ancient Greek [complicated pronunciation guide omitted]. Doublet of spata. Means "sword." (I forgot to put that in on the first posting.)

spata in turn just means "blade." A doublet is when one word forks into two different words, and both remain in the language with slightly different meanings, like warden/guardian.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (B3oWe)

387 YouTuber Bigmooney06 *loves* it when a video game offers a shovel as one of the weapons in a game. He goes nuts (more than usual).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:51 PM (YIVH2)

In DayZ, the shovel was so OP that it was the go to melee weapon, until they nerfed it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (yHsuS)

388 Are there any wind turbine arrays in Florida?
.........

Only until this afternoon.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (v0R5T)

389 The left hopes this is Katrina II, rayciss boogaloo.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (mZ3xv)

390 >>>Note the frightening purple band

I feel ya. I've always been scared of purple too. Just never admitted it before.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (vlXMQ)

391 >>Hurricane Camille in 1969 blew a fishing boat up and past the coast road, Hwy. 90. It remained there as a monument for many years; I used to see it whenever I drove out to Biloxi and Gulfport.

I was in Biloxi about a week before Katrina. We stayed at hotel on the waterfront that had a floating casino tied to the dock right in front of the hotel.

I saw pictures after the storm of that floating casino that was picked up and somehow deposited on the other side of the hotel.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)

392 I am trying to think of games with this. CP2077. I seem to recall one in Witcher 3. Wasn't there one in a Vietnam Call of Duty?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:54 PM (5r4XQ)
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Far Cry 5 lets you have a "shovel gun" that shoots shovels...Fairly powerful weapon, though ammo is limited to the number of shovels you can carry (up to 3, I think).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (YIVH2)

393 After Ian hits, CNBC will probably send Shep Smith to Florida to rant and rail against DeSantis.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (NpAcC)

394 I liked the city back then. Great food, great music, cool vibe, definitely a place to have fun. But it was a shithole. Whatever that famous bar there is, I forget the name, I went there expecting an upscale NYC lounge. Why else would it be so famous? It was a fun place but again: shithole.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022


***
Food and music, the two things everybody here brings up. To which I answer: Food can be prepared at home; music can be had on CD. There's no need to put up with life in this place for those things.

Was the famous bar Pat O'Brien's on St. Peter St.? I grew up a block from there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

395 Hitman series has shovels, crowbars, lead pipes, screwdrivers and adjustable wrenches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (mZ3xv)

396 They'll just move the goalposts. Remember when "increased" tornado activity was supposed to be another harbinger of "global warming/climate change" too?

Posted by: Thrawn
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I'm so old that they blamed earthquakes on AGW... oh wait that was just a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (u4CEu)

397 Have any reporters been filmed pretending to be brave?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (eGTCV)

398 Weather Underground still has the storm as Cat 4 and not increasing in intensity. Which is cold comfort, because Cat 4 is a legit nightmare.

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (dCxaZ)

399 Ah, another etymology thread.

Beats the stuffing out of music or comic book movies.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (OTzUX)

400 Ace of Spadistas
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 12:10 PM (1Nxff)

---------

Ace of Spadgitators.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (YrF49)

401 folks in Orlando

Don't fight 'em gaslight 'em

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (WrOkn)

402 Is Nagin still in jail?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (aursc)

403 I saw pictures after the storm of that floating casino that was picked up and somehow deposited on the other side of the hotel.

There's a reason that the reaction of ships to a storm like that is to get into the ocean as far as possible and try to ride it out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (Ivdso)

404 One of the "Hitman" youtubers edits together stories that feel like a David Lynch fever dream.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (44ww/)

405 or "to ward/to guard." That makes it clearer.

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (B3oWe)

406 Where do the birds go?

Who knows, but they get there fast.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 12:53 PM (amJF4)
........

Burmese pythons hardest hit. They didn't evacuate.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

407 Storm about to hit Florida, and its UP 1.5%

Even a hurricane can't do as much damage to the economy as Brandon!

Posted by: JayInAmes at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (yGu6h)

408 I was always taught that spades are for digging, shovels are for shoveling. No edges on the business end of a shovel IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (vYHuO)

409 Have any reporters been filmed pretending to be brave?

No, they couldn't find their waders.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (ayzS/)

410 Shockingly little meaningful discussion about the hurricane on DU. Found this funny article at the Huffington Post:

Biden Maintains Ambitious Refugee Cap Despite Missing It Badly This Year The U.S. admitted less than a quarter of the refugees it could have in fiscal year 2022.

The White House announced Tuesday that it will allow up to 125,000 refugees into the United States for the 2023 fiscal year, the same lofty goal it set for this year ― despite being on track to accept less than a quarter of that number.

According to the latest State Department numbers, the U.S. has accepted fewer than 20,000 refugees, according to the latest count in August ― putting it on pace for another record low as the fiscal year ends Oct. 1. The U.S. admitted fewer than 8,000 refugees, the lowest number ever, during the 2021 fiscal year.


You can imagine the rest of the article, with liberal groups complaining and demanding more immigration.

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (fPf7z)

411 By the time this thing hits the NE coast where I am, St. Augustine, it should just be a tropical storm. Let's hope, anyway.

I move to Florida just two months ago and already with the first major storm in years!

It isn't the fault of GoreBull Warmening(tm), it's Sharkman's fault!

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Gda1b)

412 After Ian hits, CNBC will probably send Shep Smith to Florida to rant and rail against DeSantis.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (NpAcC)



"THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AT RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

413 Was the famous bar Pat O'Brien's on St. Peter St.? I grew up a block from there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)
___________________

Yup, that's it: Pat O'Brien's

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

414 or "to ward/to guard." That makes it clearer.
Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 12:57 PM


"to blaive"

Posted by: Miracle Max at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (4p7Em)

415 Funny how all this hurricane talk has wiped pipeline news from the media.
Timing. Sometimes its everything.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (anj39)

416 >>The White House announced Tuesday that it will allow up to 125,000 refugees into the United States for the 2023 fiscal year,


Instead, they let in 2 Million or so.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (baxN0)

417 Heh. If they call Ian a result of climate change, they'll have to acknowledge climate change started 100 years ago (the first cat 5 in a century, right?) Are they gonna do that? If they do, they'll need to explain why we are still alive 100 years after "climate change" began.

Posted by: Ziba



We are in year 52 in only having 10 years to save Planet Earf!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (sAmhv)

418 The discussion upthread about sassing teachers reminded me of when I was defending gun ownership in high school and pointed out that Switzerland had the highest rates of gun ownership in the world and some of the lowest crime rates. The teacher said that didn't count because they trained (?? Yes, that was my point, thanks for making it) and then said, "I don't see why they bother with guns. They're neutral in every war." I said, "Belgium was neutral in World War I." The teacher sputtered. It was great.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Golf Clap for young Miss Peel!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (u4CEu)

419 408 I was always taught that spades are for digging, shovels are for shoveling. No edges on the business end of a shovel IIRC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (vYHuO)

Except the one big straight edge, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (5r4XQ)

420 "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AT RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM


They're looting the Food King!!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (4p7Em)

421 Biden better not slow walk any relief funds.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (mZ3xv)

422 BTW, that NOAA "peak storm surge forecast" failed completely in Sandy. Was about 5ft-15ft too low. They had no way of combining the hurricane, king tide, and unusual wind direction.

Probably fine for Ian, since there seem to be no confounding effects, but caveat emptor.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 12:59 PM (g1EEm)

423 "to blaive"
Posted by: Miracle Max at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (4p7Em)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (5r4XQ)

424 Biden better not slow walk any relief funds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Or what?

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (+k1PK)

425 Ace of Spadistas
Ace of Spadians
Ace of Spadoids


Ace of Spaten during a Biden speech.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (amJF4)

426 You can imagine the rest of the article, with liberal groups complaining and demanding more immigration.
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (fPf7z)

Why bother entering the system at all when you can be totally illegal with no consequence?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Y5qcH)

427 all the live feeds I see look more like 90 mph and under, than 150 mph. Are there any actual readings from where it is coming in?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Cus5s)

428 My remembrance of Pat O'Brien's in the Quarter from
an early 1980s Mardi Gras weekend - a crush of people and everything and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks. Fun as hell, though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (4I/2K)

429 Hoooo boy. Occupy Democrats today twatted:
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"

They deleted the post after they found out Walorski died in a car crash in early August, but people got screenshots.

https://bit.ly/3DYgm6P

Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (eyxn4)

430 All I know about NO I learned from reading A Confederacy of Dunces.

That’s where I learned that it has a Constantinople Street.

Very cool. My nic approves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (+tgyp)

431 424 Biden better not slow walk any relief funds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
___

Or what?
Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (+k1PK

Or DeathSantis has a very painful club to beat him over the head with.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (mZ3xv)

432 and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks

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sure, the hurricane drinks, go with that.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (sX1BW)

433 From Latin spatha, from Ancient Greek [complicated pronunciation guide omitted]. Doublet of spata.
-------------------------
Eet weel keel!

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=9Y7q_9cMHic

Posted by: doug marcaida at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (yikp0)

434 all the live feeds I see look more like 90 mph and under, than 150 mph. Are there any actual readings from where it is coming in?

Maybe its gusting at some points to 150 but I am guessing that is an anomaly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Ivdso)

435 Remember, actual (well, at least putatively actual) refugees are completely separate from the absurd fake "refugees" or "asylees" being admitted and distributed around the country in massive numbers. Which has been going on, and will continue almost certainly unabated, for 2+ years more.

Enjoy!

(actually the corruption/hollowing out of the very concept of refugee or even more so asylee is one of the most sickening bits of the collapse of the US immigration system, to those who know its history and worked with it when it meant something, and was a gem in the American humanitarian crown)

Posted by: rhomboid at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (OTzUX)

436 My remembrance of Pat O'Brien's in the Quarter from
an early 1980s Mardi Gras weekend - a crush of people and everything and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks. Fun as hell, though.


The wife and I went there a couple of times for conferences. The Hurricanes were served in actual glasses.

The last time: plastic.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (ayzS/)

437 Ace of Spats.

https://is.gd/Lf0nFM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

438 Was the famous bar Pat O'Brien's on St. Peter St.? I grew up a block from there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022
___________________
Yup, that's it: Pat O'Brien's
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 28, 2022


***
Like the NYC native who's never been inside the Empire State Bldg., I've been to Pat O's exactly once, about 1987. I walked past it a million times going to the grocery or to catch a bus, but I've only been inside once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (J2vNu)

439 Don Lemon has gargled so much sperm he's rotted his brain.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Gda1b)

440 429 Hoooo boy. Occupy Democrats today twatted:
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"

They deleted the post after they found out Walorski died in a car crash in early August, but people got screenshots.

https://bit.ly/3DYgm6P
Posted by: bonhomme at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (eyxn4)

For real? That is absolutely darling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (5r4XQ)

441 The elevation of my Naples FL floor (we're seasonal and not there yet) is 12 feet above sea level. But we are 8 miles inland.

The nearest bunch of high dollar real estate to us which could get wrecked is Marco Island, and if it's 12 feet plus there, a whole lotta older houses and most all the businesses, all built right on the sand, will suffer flooding damage.

Could wreck the season for the snowbirds that go there. Everybody eats out, and in season, reservations are required or you sit and wait. If half the eateries are closed, things will be intolerable.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (Azujd)

442 >>Maybe its gusting at some points to 150 but I am guessing that is an anomaly.


150 KPH?

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (baxN0)

443
all the live feeds I see look more like 90 mph and under, than 150 mph. Are there any actual readings from where it is coming in?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 01:00 PM (Cus5s)

_________

I'm not sure the "official" wind speed is something like 1000 feet and the wind speed on the ground is much less.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (1Nxff)

444 Mt Mudpants can't help himself. He'll play games with the relief money.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (aursc)

445 I've come to the realization that any politician who is not a Democrat will be demonized and torn down, no matter what their stance may be. These people are lunatics, and it wasn't just about Trump; it's about anyone trying to subvert their awful policies.

We cannot coexist with these psychotics.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (d2bW3)

446 420 "THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AT RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM

They're looting the Food King!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Please tell me Mons Venus is ok?? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE STRIPPERS!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (sAmhv)

447 Ace of Spaetzle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (9nXhD)

448 BTW, that NOAA "peak storm surge forecast" failed completely in Sandy. Was about 5ft-15ft too low. They had no way of combining the hurricane, king tide, and unusual wind direction.

Probably fine for Ian, since there seem to be no confounding effects, but caveat emptor.

Posted by: quantum mechanic
===

That is the shit you are supposed to get if you are an expert. That is what being an expert is supposed to be getting all the variables in the equation to make the best guess from experience. But the government has no experts anymore... if they ever did.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (u4CEu)

449 oh, a big Italian sword, a longsword, is a "spadone"

Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it



Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (B3oWe)

450 Could wreck the season for the snowbirds that go there. Everybody eats out, and in season, reservations are required or you sit and wait. If half the eateries are closed, things will be intolerable.
___

Can't have things be intolerable.

Perish the thought.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (+k1PK)

451 Where's Jackie? Stand up, Jackie!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (mZ3xv)

452 @418 Golf Clap for young Miss Peel!

She fired twice, and went home.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (x61Im)

453 My remembrance of Pat O'Brien's in the Quarter from
an early 1980s Mardi Gras weekend - a crush of people and everything and everybody was sticky from the spilled / slopped hurricane drinks. Fun as hell, though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022


***
The city wasn't too bad back then. I was living in the 'burbs in 1981 onward and went down to visit my mother once every couple of weeks. But I stayed well clear on MG weekend and the Monday and Tuesday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (J2vNu)

454 Occupy Democrats today twatted:
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"


LOL

I mean people do this on both sides but really? Disrespect for the perverted old nasty lying brainless guy with dementia??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (Ivdso)

455 Ace of Spats.

Aren't those gaiters?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (ayzS/)

456 Good old FNM. If their cheat had failed, any bad damage from Ian would be Trump's fault. But since the senile pervert was installed in the WH and FL has DeSantis, damages and loss of life will be the governor's fault. It would be laughable if there weren't so many zombies who just accept and repeat the FNM lies.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (3cGpq)

457 Ace of Spats.

https://is.gd/Lf0nFM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Imagines Zombie Lemmie Kilmeister wearing those bad boys whilst knocking out Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Gda1b)

458 449 oh, a big Italian sword, a longsword, is a "spadone"

Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (B3oWe)

You watching Italian porn again?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (mZ3xv)

459 Why did I think it was Spatha? Wait, is that the spanish?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:45 PM (5r4XQ)


Espada in Spanish, Spatha is Latin

I am not an espada, I am an azada. I'm bent.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (xhaym)

460 By the time this thing hits the NE coast where I am, St. Augustine, it should just be a tropical storm. Let's hope, anyway.

according to WU, yes around 11pm tomorrow nite you'll get the winds and rain of a tropical storm

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (dCxaZ)

461 449 oh, a big Italian sword, a longsword, is a "spadone"

Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it

Posted by: ace at September 28, 2022 01:03 PM (B3oWe)

Chuy, Baronet of Dickone

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (5r4XQ)

462 Ah, another etymology thread. Beats the stuffing out of music or comic book movies.
Posted by: rhomboid


*********

I would join in but I really don't know all that much about insects.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (cPDW+)

463 >>>Don Lemon has gargled so much sperm he's rotted his brain.

Posted by: Sharkman


He gargles, then spits into hermetically sealed jars... for safekeeping.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (d2bW3)

464 oh, a big Italian sword, a longsword, is a "spadone"

Sounds like a mobster insult.

"Look at this spadone!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)

465 Ace of Spats.

https://is.gd/Lf0nFM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

Ace of Spreads.

http://www.bagelsandschmear.com/

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (yHsuS)

466 429 "Hoooo boy. Occupy Democrats today twatted:
"Radical Rightwing Republican Jackie Walorski skips White House forum on hunger initiative. She also was unable to be reached for comment about her act of defiance. RT IF YOU ARE TIRED OF THE CONSTANT DISRESPECT OF PRESIDENT BIDEN!!!"

They deleted the post after they found out Walorski died in a car crash in early August, but people got screenshots."

The report was wrong, but accurate. Truthy, despite being objectively false.

Posted by: Dan Rather at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (fPf7z)

467 437 Sponge

Those are some nice Steam Punk spats. Would wear to a party.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

468 Could wreck the season for the snowbirds that go there. Everybody eats out, and in season, reservations are required or you sit and wait. If half the eateries are closed, things will be intolerable.

I can think of few things worse than having to eat out every day. I'd much rather make my own.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (ayzS/)

469 1 Biden better not slow walk any relief funds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022


***
He *has* to slow walk. Haven't you seen him lately?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (J2vNu)

470 That is the shit you are supposed to get if you are an expert. That is what being an expert is supposed to be getting all the variables in the equation to make the best guess from experience. But the government has no experts anymore... if they ever did.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:02 PM (u4CEu)

We rely on statistical models for weather and climate because we don't have good physics models for them. You can account for nearly everything in rocket science these days, not so much a storm.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (VPWcH)

471 Look Don, you're not pretty enough to be this dumb.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (Y5qcH)

472 etymology = words

entomology = insects

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (dCxaZ)

473 I mean people do this on both sides but really? Disrespect for the perverted old nasty lying brainless guy with dementia??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Jackie Walorsky is dead, so it is assumed that she did, in fact, miss the meeting.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (Gda1b)

474 And the Left praying that every storm that hits a Red state is like a full apocalypse.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 12:14 PM (5r4XQ)

that always makes me feel not as bad when i hope a strong storm hits marthas vineyard...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (WhsXQ)

475 Imagines Zombie Lemmie Kilmeister wearing those bad boys whilst knocking out Ace of Spades.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Gda1b)

Imagine? Hell, you can live it.

https://tinyurl.com/2p96vev7

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (yHsuS)

476 Entenmanns = bakery

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (mZ3xv)

477 I find AGW somwhat plausible, but it's nuts to say that a particular weather event was 'caused' by it. That's like saying you're sure Deepwater Horizon in particular caused your liver cancer. Crazy.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)

478 @446 B-21 is in Tarpon Springs. Oh Dear Lord...

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (x61Im)

479 476 Entenmanns = bakery
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022 01:06 PM (mZ3xv)

Delicious pastry. Dammit, man! Now I want cinnamon rolls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (5r4XQ)

480 271 Mark 1971 if they wear skirts why would they go as men?
Scottish Highlander?

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (M8NvJ)

481 Why did I think it was Spatha? Wait, is that the spanish?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022
*
Espada in Spanish, Spatha is Latin

I am not an espada, I am an azada. I'm bent.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022


***
Nobody's mentioned me yet.

Posted by: S. Epatha Merkerson at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

482 FL is cantilevered pretty far off the mainland. I hope all of the rain and storm surge doesn't make it snap off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (VtqbX)

483
"To be classified as a hurricane, a tropical cyclone must have one-minute-average maximum sustained winds at 10 m above the surface of at least 74 mph (Category 1).The highest classification in the scale, Category 5, consists of storms with sustained winds of at least 157 mph."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (1Nxff)

484 150 KPH?

That fits perfectly.

I've checked some altitudes and you've got to be a half-mile off the ground before you can find sustained winds of 120 mph over the ocean. Current sustained winds are 35 mph on land, but the gusts are much higher.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (amJF4)

485 You can account for nearly everything in rocket science these days, not so much a storm.

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (VPWcH)

This, too, is the story of climate science.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (yHsuS)

486 >>>Don Lemon has gargled so much sperm he's rotted his brain.

Posted by: Sharkman
===

90% of that sperm he got by felching. Fell free to look that up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (u4CEu)

487 sure, the hurricane drinks, go with that.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at September 28, 2022 01:01 PM (sX1BW)

We had to toss our shoes and socks on the way home from the smell. I swear you could do a Spiderman and walk up walls with the stickum that coated them. It was February that year and quite cold so it wasn't until we were in the car headed back to Houston with the heater going that they started to dry out and absolutely reek. A dead possum in my attic didn't smell as bad.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (4I/2K)

488 >>Entenmanns = bakery

Bayshore, NY. Best smelling factory I've ever been near.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)

489 Lots of folks think we deserve it for whatever reason. They can all eat my dick.
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (+m+uH)


I doubt you deserve that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xhaym)

490 One of the worst things about Florida hurricanes (in my experience) is all the snakes that come out due to their "dens" being flooded. The water moccasins are an absolute menace and could just be floating down your suburb street. They have six venomous snakes in that state, and right after a hurricane they are all out in force.

Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (0mJ41)

491
You can account for nearly everything in rocket science these days, not so much a storm.
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM (VPWcH)

__________

But we know what the temperature will be in 10 years.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (1Nxff)

492 Entemmone = big Italian bakery

Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (dCxaZ)

493 477 I find AGW somwhat plausible, but it's nuts to say that a particular weather event was 'caused' by it. That's like saying you're sure Deepwater Horizon in particular caused your liver cancer. Crazy.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)

They're probably settings lawsuit right now for Deepwater Horizon in particularly causing someone's liver cancer.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Y5qcH)

494 Your schiavona, eet weel keel...

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=gww4smOSIag

⚔️ ⚔️

Posted by: doug marcaida at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (yikp0)

495 NO PRISONERS!

- Hurricane Ian

Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (gmo/4)

496 Was the famous bar Pat O'Brien's on St. Peter St.? I grew up a block from there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, dreaming of Elsewhere at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

--------

I was there on New Year's Eve 1980 and got a "Hurricane" drink & souvenir glass. My Italian Las Vegas girlfriend's father was in the New Orleans mob and had a small bar where how is introduced to ensure cans with a "Mr. Carlos" -- whom I subsequently learned was "The Godfather" Carlos Marcello.

We were going to buy scalper tickets for the National Championship Sugar Bowl game the next day -- where Herschel Walker and the Georgia Bulldogs beat Notre Dame in the Superdome. He went over to the pay phone, made a phone call, and got us four 50-yard line seat tickets to pick up at will call.

Man, I'd never seen so many young, hot college babes walking around as that evening in the French Quarter with all the streets blocked off to traffic -- everybody drinking alcohol out of plastic cups.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Un6zc)

497 This morning I wished Fox had hired a bunch of Mexican weather girls. Then I would watch.

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

498 Kilometers makes more sense of the speeds being recorded than MPH. 150 kph is around 90 mph, so that would be consistent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (Ivdso)

499 Biden better not slow walk any relief funds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Actually I look for them to do just the opposite. The administration will flood Florida with aid to the point where it is too much and then blame DeSantis for failing to help. They will then take over all relief support.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (anj39)

500 489 Lots of folks think we deserve it for whatever reason. They can all eat my dick.
Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 12:50 PM (+m+uH)

I doubt you deserve that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xhaym)

Yeah. No one deserves Trigglypuff looking up into their eyes like that. *discards really bad part of joke*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (5r4XQ)

501 1 Biden better not slow walk any relief funds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2022
===

Biden won't slow walk relief funds because Florida is a red state, he will shuffle them to Florida.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (u4CEu)

502 90% of that sperm he got by felching. Fell free to look that up.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (u4CEu)


Pass.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (DRSnL)

503 468
I can think of few things worse than having to eat out every day.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM

You have no idea...

Posted by: Lena Dunham's husband at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (fPf7z)

504 Food and music, the two things everybody here brings up. To which I answer: Food can be prepared at home; music can be had on CD. There's no need to put up with life in this place for those things.

Was planning to go to NO for a vacation this year. Your idiot Mayor's renewed face mask bullshit, and your own advice caused me to go elsewhere.

So, thanks for that.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (XlEmZ)

505 oh, a big Italian sword, a longsword, is a "spadone"

Sounds like a mobster insult.

"Look at this spadone!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)

The stugats on that spadone!

Posted by: Paulie Walnuts at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (4I/2K)

506 Italians add -one to a word to mean a "big" version of it
Posted by: ace


*********

So that would mean Joey Fatone is really, really fat?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (cPDW+)

507 First, it was cream cheese, now ...

Butter shortage: How holiday baking season could be affected

Posted by: SMOD at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

508 DeSantis doing well in his press briefing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Xrfse)

509 We were supposed to leave yesterday for Fla. but my doc changed an appointment. So we're leaving Saturday. In the 80's and sunny when we get there Monday. So far, friends we've talked to are safe and not panicking. Mostly just partying.

Posted by: Megthered at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (4ypKO)

510 477 I find AGW somwhat plausible, but it's nuts to say that a particular weather event was 'caused' by it. That's like saying you're sure Deepwater Horizon in particular caused your liver cancer. Crazy.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)

The clear issue with the theory is that the models built on it vastly overestimate experienced warming and have been consistently wrong in a large way for decades. Independent of the theorized effect we expect some degree of warming until the next ice age. Good statistics practice would either assign the impact at 5 to 10% of the typical estimate or conclude the impact is negligible(since the much smaller amount of warming may be due to other causes).

Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (VPWcH)

511 I had a girl call me from South Carolina during a hurricane and the most eerie thing was the moaning sound, it was more or less continuous, but would rise and fall like a ghost the size of Godzilla.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Ivdso)

512 Pass.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (DRSnL)

You have chosen wisely.

Posted by: Grail Knight at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (5r4XQ)

513 "Ah, another etymology thread. *********
I would join in but I really don't know all that much about insects."

ha, I want to see some guy out in the strongest winds with his etymometer, to get an accurate reading off the root wind speed.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Cus5s)

514 windy.com shows this is barely a hurricane

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (g1EEm)

515 Something I haven't seen mentioned yet.

If Lemon can bring up climate change as a bullshit tangential aspect of this, maybe we should also have a question about the usefulness of EVs at a time when the power grid may be down for days/weeks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (KbCG3)

516 Hearts of palm are delicious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2022 12:47 PM (t0OGg)


Hearts of palm are our salads,
Jolly diners are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll eat and we'll conquer the buffet again.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym)

517 I can think of few things worse than having to eat out every day.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 28, 2022 01:05 PM

You have no idea...
Posted by: Lena Dunham's husband at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM (fPf7z)

Damn. That one hits you twice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (5r4XQ)

518 I was there on New Year's Eve 1980 and got a "Hurricane" drink & souvenir glass. My Italian Las Vegas girlfriend's father was in the New Orleans mob and had a small bar where how is introduced to ensure cans with a "Mr. Carlos" -- whom I subsequently learned was "The Godfather" Carlos Marcello. . . .

Man, I'd never seen so many young, hot college babes walking around as that evening in the French Quarter with all the streets blocked off to traffic -- everybody drinking alcohol out of plastic cups.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022


***
Marcello was supposed to hang out at a restaurant/bar on the West Bank called Mosca's. It's still there on Hwy. 90.

In 1980, there probably were a lot of hot babes in the wild. Considering the Fattening of America since, those days are gone.

Posted by: S. Epatha Merkerson at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (J2vNu)

519 One of the worst things about Florida hurricanes (in my experience) is all the snakes that come out due to their "dens" being flooded. The water moccasins are an absolute menace and could just be floating down your suburb street. They have six venomous snakes in that state, and right after a hurricane they are all out in force.
Posted by: Orson at September 28, 2022 01:09 PM (0mJ41)


Imagine, if you will, a hurricane in Australia!!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (AiZBA)

520 I had a girl call me from South Carolina during a hurricane and the most eerie thing was the moaning sound, it was more or less continuous, but would rise and fall like a ghost the size of Godzilla.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Ivdso)

But enough about the girl.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (yHsuS)

521 Well the media will really be shitting the bed if this 'cane goes back out to sea and gains strength again as it heads north up the east coast.

Posted by: Buddy at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (FCbAQ)

522 I had a girl call me from South Carolina during a hurricane and the most eerie thing was the moaning sound, it was more or less continuous, but would rise and fall like a ghost the size of Godzilla.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


All just by talking to her over the phone? You're in the wrong business.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (g1EEm)

523 I had a girl call me from South Carolina during a hurricane and the most eerie thing was the moaning sound, it was more or less continuous, but would rise and fall like a ghost the size of Godzilla.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (Ivdso)


I had a call like that once. Cost me $20 a minute.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (anj39)

524 12
Over/under on a news weather chaser getting impaled on a sign post?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 28, 2022 12:08 PM (ZCool)
........

or decapitated by a wind turbine?

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

525 * had a small bar where I was introduced to and shook hands with a "Mr. Carlos ....

Ugh, damn voice translation.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Un6zc)

526 I think the NOAA aircraft lie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (VtqbX)

527 maybe we should also have a question about the usefulness of EVs at a time when the power grid may be down for days/weeks.

Yeah that is a pretty key point. I mean you might run out of gas and be unable to get to the gas station to refill for a while but you cannot keep jugs of electricity in your garage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:13 PM (Ivdso)

528 Eddie Rickenbacker.
The Ace of SPADs.

https://tinyurl.com/5n9ybd7d

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (x61Im)

529 Are there any wind turbine arrays in Florida?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (cPDW+)


They are insured.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (xhaym)

530 Hearts of palm are our salads,
Jolly diners are our men,
We always are ready: Steady, boys, Steady!
We'll eat and we'll conquer the buffet again.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:12 PM (xhaym)

*sings lines in head*
Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (5r4XQ)

531 499
Actually I look for them to do just the opposite. The administration will flood Florida with aid to the point where it is too much and then blame DeSantis for failing to help. They will then take over all relief support.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:10 PM

Lol. It's cute you think the Feds could be effective if they want to. They can take control, they can haphazardly flood the area with supplies. They can't make an effective, coordinated response without significant, effective local/state support.

Posted by: Fed Government Employee at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (fPf7z)

532 All just by talking to her over the phone? You're in the wrong business.

The instant I hit post I knew where this was gonna go LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Ivdso)

533 Kilometers makes more sense of the speeds being recorded than MPH. 150 kph is around 90 mph, so that would be consistent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
===

Since the fascist leftists are pushing AGW for the hurricane they will use KPH as it is a higher number so the hurricane is worse.

See also when oil spills they report it in gallons and not barrels a 42X multiplier.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (u4CEu)

534 The origin stories of words are cool.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:14 PM (Gda1b)

535 Food and music, the two things everybody here brings up. To which I answer: Food can be prepared at home; music can be had on CD. There's no need to put up with life in this place for those things.
*
Was planning to go to NO for a vacation this year. Your idiot Mayor's renewed face mask bullshit, and your own advice caused me to go elsewhere.

So, thanks for that.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 28, 2022


***
She ain't *my* mayor. I'm looking to sign the recall petition. (A mayor named "LaToya"? Jeez.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (J2vNu)

536 "I mean you might run out of gas and be unable to get to the gas station to refill for a while but you cannot keep jugs of electricity in your garage."

If the batteries were quickly and easily switched, you could keep charged spare batteries in the garage. But few could afford that.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (24fqN)

537 Biden warning oil companies not to raise prices because of the hurricane.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (/Glm0)

538 >>Imagine, if you will, a hurricane in Australia!!

My business partner lives just south of Sydney and they had enormous flooding last year and yes the snakes came out.

But they come out almost every year when the fires start. They are as common as wildfires in the US west and the drive everything from the wooded mountains that surround Sydney.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

539 I find AGW somwhat plausible, but it's nuts to say that a particular weather event was 'caused' by it. That's like saying you're sure Deepwater Horizon in particular caused your liver cancer. Crazy.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:07 PM (24fqN)

The clear issue...

*

I will begin to listen the moment they can plug in all of the known data and get accurate results predicting last year's weather / "climate" everywhere on earth at a touch.

Until then, it's a falsifiable hypothesis, and a laughably bad one at that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (vYHuO)

540 Independent of the theorized effect we expect some degree of warming until the next ice age. Good statistics practice would either assign the impact at 5 to 10% of the typical estimate or conclude the impact is negligible(since the much smaller amount of warming may be due to other causes).
Posted by: Someguy's at September 28, 2022 01:11 PM (VPWcH)

Technically we're in a ice age right now, just in an interglacial period where ice only covers Antarctica and Greenland.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (Y5qcH)

541 Hearts of Oak are our ships
jolly tars are our men
we'll always be ready
steady boys steady
We'll fight and we'll conquer again and again.

I wonder how many great fighting songs have been lost to time?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (5r4XQ)

542 I had a girl call me from South Carolina during a hurricane and the most eerie thing was the moaning sound, it was more or less continuous, but would rise and fall like a ghost the size of Godzilla.

She sounds interesting.

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (amJF4)

543 Words are powerful. Words have meanings. Words are the words. THE word is a word that is powerful.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (VtqbX)

544 * had a small bar where I was introduced to and shook hands with a "Mr. Carlos ....

Was that Mr. "Dirty" Carlos Sanchez by chance?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (u4CEu)

545 Nood Spy

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (53oGX)

546 Are there any wind turbine arrays in Florida?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2022 12:52 PM (cPDW+)


Not anymore. They're in Georgia now.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (anj39)

547 I was in Biloxi about a week before Katrina. We stayed at hotel on the waterfront that had a floating casino tied to the dock right in front of the hotel.

I saw pictures after the storm of that floating casino that was picked up and somehow deposited on the other side of the hotel.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 28, 2022 12:55 PM (ZLI7S)


It's the storm surge. During Camille, the surge reached 33 feet in Biloxi. During Katrina, it reached 35 feet. The Mississippi Sound is very shallow out to the barrier islands, and a big chunk of that water wall wound up going inland and destroying pretty much everything in its path.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2022 01:16 PM (JOtiF)

548 They can't model clouds/water vapour worth a shit that's why their models are all GIGO.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (yikp0)

549 We are Hunkered down in one of the Disney Hotels waiting it out, at least we have a Room with a refrigerator and we stocked it before the Hurricane People are using the pools, crazy

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio Stuck at Disney World at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (tf3Oc)

550 Flaming skull nood.

Posted by: SMH at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (+k1PK)

551 Reading an article in The Atlantic called: "What Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson Don't Understand About War" by some non-combat vet perfessor who thinks the woke military is just fine, thanks.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 28, 2022 01:17 PM (Gda1b)

552 The sun is out here in Stuart.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (wsHtO)

553
windy.com shows this is barely a hurricane
Posted by: quantum mechanic


Everyone knows it's windy.

Posted by: The Association at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (63Dwl)

554 The "Insider" feed from my browser's homepage pulled up this doozy: "An off-duty Massachussetts National Guard member aggressively confronted a tour bus full of senior citizens thinking they were migrants" The article goes on to say that MNG member tailed the bus, thinking they were more migrants being sent to Mass. from Florida. The story was reported in the Cape Cod Times on Tuesday.

Posted by: mrp at September 28, 2022 01:18 PM (6eRlp)

555 It's the storm surge. During Camille, the surge reached 33 feet in Biloxi. During Katrina, it reached 35 feet. The Mississippi Sound is very shallow out to the barrier islands, and a big chunk of that water wall wound up going inland and destroying pretty much everything in its path.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 28, 2022


***
Camille wiped an entire apartment building off the face of the Earth. Since Katrina, Waveland, MS, is a fraction of a ghost of its former self. (Why people insist on living in areas like that is beyond my feeble ability to comprehend.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

556 I preferred it when hurricanes were named after women.
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome

Hell hath no fury like a Woman Storm.....

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 01:19 PM (T4tVD)

557 Biden warning oil companies not to raise prices because of the hurricane.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (/Glm0)
........

or he'll blow up their pipelines!

Posted by: wth at September 28, 2022 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

558 5 So shocked I'm shocked clean out of my shocked mask of a shocked face and I shocked the child behind me with my shocked loss of my shocked face.

Posted by: Catherine at September 28, 2022 12:06 PM (ZSsrh)
----
Shucks I'm shocked.
Be safe in your shack.

Posted by: Ciampino - in DC sono tutti disgraziati at September 28, 2022 01:21 PM (qfLjt)

559 This morning I wished Fox had hired a bunch of Mexican weather girls.

Do you remember the weatherwoman Of Central American Origin they did have, smart as a whip and hottern'n a firecracker? Poor thing, she got too interested in her actual field, and quit to go to Central Michigan and study meteorology. Chippies' gain.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (x61Im)

560 Biden warning oil companies not to raise prices because of the hurricane.

And especially not during a period of inflation!

Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2022 01:22 PM (amJF4)

561 I was always taught that spades are for digging, shovels are for shoveling. No edges on the business end of a shovel IIRC.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't insist that I accept what you are when you can't accept what you are at September 28, 2022 12:58 PM (vYHuO)


It is a good move to put an edge on a shovel, though scoop shovels, those square point ones, and any shovel you are using for gravel don't need one.

What I learned is that the shovel has a crook-neck for leverage but a spade is mostly straight. Spades are used for cutting sod or cleaning up ditches. They also are easier to carry because they don't stick out

I loved digging ditches because it was fun to get the edges of the ditch just right, clean and straight.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:23 PM (xhaym)

562
I doubt you deserve that.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:08 PM (xhaym)


Well, there's enough of it to go around.

/rimshot

Posted by: weew at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (+m+uH)

563 Pro tip for the mentally challenged: You build on the ocean, the ocean takes your building. It ain't a matter of 'if', but 'when'. It ain't rocket science. And yet, there is no shortage of these imbeciles. If I was an insurance company, I would charge accordingly. Actuaries will determine your chances.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 28, 2022 01:25 PM (QSjkU)

564 Don Lemon: Hey weatherman...you don't know shit! I grew up in FL!
Now smell this!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (A3FqA)

565 Any thing where you reverse cause and effect will go wherever your con wants it to go.

CO2 is more ocean soluble when the temp drops.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2022 01:26 PM (44ww/)

566 HF,

I had a number of friends from the Cocoa Beach area go down for relief operations for Andrew. A ton of war stories about insanity and kindness.

One guy told be they got to a subdivision and there was nothing left but the toilets bolted to the pads, that was all you could see, everything else was gone.

Nothing they could do so they moved on.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (wsHtO)

567 I had a number of friends from the Cocoa Beach area go down for relief operations for Andrew. A ton of war stories about insanity and kindness.

One guy told be they got to a subdivision and there was nothing left but the toilets bolted to the pads, that was all you could see, everything else was gone.

Nothing they could do so they moved on.
Posted by: pawn

At least they had a place to go potty.....

Posted by: JT at September 28, 2022 01:32 PM (T4tVD)

568 Andrew war stories:

All the power wires were gone, they were just surveying neighborhoods and doing triage trying to figure out where to start.

The FPL trucks had to be escorted by the NG. People would mob them demanding they fix the power at their house, sometimes at gunpoint.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:33 PM (wsHtO)

569 Biden warning oil companies not to raise prices because of the hurricane.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (/Glm0)


I suppose he could start blowing those gas pipelines in the US in retaliation.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:36 PM (xhaym)

570 Nothing they could do so they moved on.

Posted by: pawn at September 28, 2022 01:27 PM (wsHtO)


I suppose they could have flushed . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2022 01:39 PM (xhaym)

571 My dad and stepmom are in Venice only a few miles from the epicenter. Keep them in your prayers. Thanks.

They and their neighbors feel the area is built to withstand these storms.

Posted by: NJRob at September 28, 2022 01:53 PM (Ce7wD)

572 I can't copy paste from the Act, but this latest CR to fund the government is the reduce the cost of insulin act. But you can also refer to it as the fund the government and give more money to ukraine act.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Christian Nationalist, Defiant! at September 28, 2022 02:35 PM (VtqbX)

573 Go over to the Last Refuge(I know his article caused a kerfuffel a short while ago) and follow his commentary and recommendations as he has been through several of these.

Things might have been built back way gooder after Charley, but this storm is much, much slower - sustaining those high winds for 2 hrs is one thing, but for 10? In addition to the ground being soaked for so long. This could get really bad.

PRAYERS!!

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575 He baldly, without evidence or logic, without scientific basis, asserts several times that storms are "intensifying" in the area. When, in fact, we've been in a very low period of hurricane activity with several that broke down into tropical storms that weakened as they reached land.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2022 12:29 PM (Ivdso)

Well one storm is "intensified" over the previous no storms.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 03:26 PM (eoQWY)

576 "I mean you might run out of gas and be unable to get to the gas station to refill for a while but you cannot keep jugs of electricity in your garage."

If the batteries were quickly and easily switched, you could keep charged spare batteries in the garage. But few could afford that.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 28, 2022 01:15 PM (24fqN)

EV batteries cover the entire bottom of the car in the passenger section, it would be quite an operation to move them out. I was doing research on X-ray scans of cars and you can see them because of the density of the batteries.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

577 I'm so old that they blamed earthquakes on AGW... oh wait that was just a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 28, 2022 12:56 PM (u4CEu)

They already blame cold weather on it, about as bad as you can get.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 28, 2022 03:33 PM (eoQWY)

578 The liberal Snowflakes/Pinheads will blame this on the good residents of Florida for sticking t o their guns and not being Liberal Sate like New York and California

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