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Corey A. DeAngelis
@DeAngelisCorey
BREAKING: Judge strikes down federal school mask and vaccine mandate.
"Today, a federal judge in Louisiana ruled that the federal government cannot require Head Start program teachers, staff and volunteers be vaccinated against COVID-19, nor can they require that adults and students wear masks."
U.S. District Court Judge Terry A. Doughty: "The public interest is served by maintaining the constitutional structure and maintaining the liberty of individuals who do not want to take the COVID-19 vaccine. This interest outweighs Agency Defendants' interests."
U.S. District Court Judge Terry A. Doughty: "The public has a liberty interest in not being required to take a vaccine or be fired from their jobs. The public interest must be taken into account before allowing Agency Defendants to mandate vaccines."
"The federal government must now decide whether to appeal the Western District ruling to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals, the same court that blocked the government's vaccine mandate for private businesses."

More here.

"Although President Biden recently declared that the 'pandemic is over,' the fight to restore Americans' individual liberties is not," said Daniel Suhr, managing attorney at the Liberty Justice Center. "We will continue to fight for teachers like Sandy and the low-income students they serve until every illegal and unjustified mandate is wiped from the books. Today's decision is a significant step toward undoing the injustice perpetrated against everyday Americans throughout the COVID-19 crisis."

Note this case was decided before Biden's admission on 60 Minutes that the "pandemic is over." He says one thing for political purposes, to reassure the public that he's won the fight against covid, while continuing to insist on "emergency" powers to compel people to wear masks and receive unwanted vaccinations to please his teachers unions and Karen voter bases. He cannot have it both ways, and courts must begin telling him so in no uncertain terms.

The Democrats pushed their "Voting Rights" bill through the Judiciary Committee. The Republicans offered an Amendment to clarify that nothing in it should be construed to permit or encourage illegal aliens to vote.

That's all it said. It was not an amendment which also came decorated like a Christmas tree with other amendments.

Democrats blocked this amendment.

House Judiciary GOP
@JudiciaryGOP
#BREAKING: Judiciary Democrats just voted to support NON-CITIZENS voting in our elections.
House Judiciary GOP
There’s no hiding it.
Democrats WANT non-citizens voting in our elections.

Joe Biden is lying about not being involved in Hunter Biden's businesses.

You knew that. But here is another smoking gun: Hunter wanted keys made up for his "new office mates" in his business, naming Joe and Jill Biden as two of the "office mates."

Oversight Committee Republicans
@GOPoversight

Joe Biden in 2019: "I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings."
Hunter in 2017: "please have keys made available for my new office mates: Joe Biden..."

The keys were for Hunter’s business that sold American natural gas to China.

McConnell cancels more money for the Arizona race:

Tucker Carlson said last night that we should judge the people of Martha's Vineyard by their actual actions with respect to the illegal aliens, not their lawn signs' empty promise that "no human is illegal."

"I have a dream, that people will one day be judged not by the mottos on their lawn sign, but by the content of their character."
-- Martin Luther Ace, Jr.

Via Clyde "He who Shelt one Dealt one" Shelton:

FORTUNE
@FortuneMagazine
Why you should be happy about inflation and worried about something else, top economist Brad DeLong says
How could high inflation possibly be good?
Not only are you paying more for stuff than a year ago, but the consistently higher-than-expected readings in the Consumer Price Index continue to devastate the stock market, sending the S&P 500 down over 1,000 points on Tuesday, its worst day since June 2020.
One of America's top financial historians says this moment calls for a lesson in economics.
Paywalled link here

Funflation, you guys.

At Gettr, London residents chant "Let's go Brandon" at Biden's armored limo. I hear a few "F*** you, Biden's" in there too.

I guess there are ULTRA MAGAS in London, too.

Dear Lord. Biden gets lost AGAIN after “speaking” at Global Fund Conference. 🤦🏻‍♂️😁 pic.twitter.com/wKtiUI2LKN
— Brian😎🎸 (@BrianGoodwin September 21, 2022

Joe Biden on Sunday: “Watch me.”

Joe Biden today… pic.twitter.com/r8Oyh0g5Yw
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 21, 2022

Jake Tapper asks NYC Mayor Eric Adams if the 2,500 illegal aliens his city has received -- which Adams says has completely overwhelmed this city of seven million -- gives him any sympathy for the 1,700 per day that little El Paso receives, and whether Joe Biden should do something about that. Eric Adams refuses to blame Biden and says that immigration is "the country's problem."

TE AMO…TE AMO…TE AMO 💋💋💋

It’s so nice when you have enough money and power to be able to order up the National Guard, and give a hug and a kiss for the trip….🤣

The people in TX, AZ, and Fl don’t have that luxury. pic.twitter.com/rklxI3yfFu
— LionHearted (@LionHearted76) September 20, 2022

"Te" amo is the singular. That's saying I love you (one person). Which one illegal alien did they love?

If you want to say I love you all, it's "Os amo." "Os" is the direct object pronoun for "you plural." (See direct object pronouns, You Plural.)

Way to bother doing absolutely no research whatsoever, Lovers of Foreign Cultures. You put as much effort into your adioses as you did into preparing the desayunos for your beloved 44 hour guests.

Believe believe! pic.twitter.com/RBQ4eWXuah
— Tansu YEĞEN (@TansuYegen) September 4, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM

Comments

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1 Girthy!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:00 PM (yHsuS)

2 Yuge!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2022 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

3 Reading content

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2022 07:02 PM (k8B25)

4 iPhone guy from the other thread; pay no attention to the blown margins!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:03 PM (yikp0)

5 Dead links on the homepage? At least there aren't links to John Kerry's presidential run anymore.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:03 PM (BI+67)

6 Man, they don't make them like Hopkins any more.

I'll be sad when he leaves us. Truly one of the best actors to ever grace the screen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:04 PM (mZ3xv)

7 Wow Anthony Hopkins has shrunk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:05 PM (p/nbH)

8 Martin Luther Ace Jr. is my hero

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2022 07:05 PM (Oz0Ql)

9 while continuing to insist on "emergency" powers to compel people to wear masks and receive unwanted vaccinations to please his teachers unions and Karen voter bases.

And also perform 'emergency' measures like vacating student debt.

Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2022 07:05 PM (kOpft)

10 Desayuno - they didn't even buy real Rice Krispies, just the store brand

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:05 PM (p/nbH)

11 Believe, or I will eat your liver.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2022 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

12 Girth mode off.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:06 PM (yHsuS)

13 77 papers have now dropped Scott Adam's Dilbert.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:06 PM (mZ3xv)

14 https://tinyurl.com/mrevzn6w
Biden lost on stage. with sound effects!

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 21, 2022 07:06 PM (DB16e)

15 Desayuno - they didn't even buy real Rice Krispies, just the store brand

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:05 PM (p/nbH)

You noticed that, huh? They would have Kaboomed them if they could.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:07 PM (yHsuS)

16 Snap, crackle, GTFO my island!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:07 PM (yHsuS)

17 Looks like the MVers are giving the illegals bird-seed.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:08 PM (yikp0)

18 https://tinyurl.com/mrevzn6w
Biden lost on stage. with sound effects!

Posted by: Fool Otto at September 21, 2022 07:06 PM (DB16e)

That's pretty good.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:08 PM (yHsuS)

19 At Gettr, London residents chant "Let's go Brandon" at Biden's armored limo. I hear a few "F*** you, Biden's" in there too.

Well, to be fair, they were just getting ready for the Cambridge - BYU rugby match.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:08 PM (anj39)

20 https://rumble.com/v1kztyb-robojoe.html

***

Brilliant

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:08 PM (p/nbH)

21 Hey I'm early.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:09 PM (qfLjt)

22 Isn't "I love you all" - los amo todos?
Os amo is more of a command? as in Love Them Dammit!

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 21, 2022 07:10 PM (RG7Wy)

23 I notice the MV visitors have to eat out on the porch, with paper bowls and plastic spoons and paper towels.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:11 PM (4I/2K)

24 Eric Adams is such an Uncle Tom for the democrats. It's a shame he'll never be embarrassed the way he ought to be.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 21, 2022 07:11 PM (roH4R)

25 Did they really give them cereal like when your kid has a bunch of friends come over after school?

I wonder, do they go out and buy cereal for adult visitors?

Posted by: Jack London at September 21, 2022 07:11 PM (Po/3N)

26 Holy sh*t Biden walks like he just came out of his crypt.

Posted by: Bosk at September 21, 2022 07:11 PM (v4L7Y)

27 Marta Vineyard gringos berry berry good to us

Dey give for us Kaboom

Posted by: Jose Mikloso Nike-Cortez at September 21, 2022 07:12 PM (d+wXR)

28 "I have a dream! It involves Kate Upton, shelves, and a bottle of val-u-rite, but that's not the dream I'm talking about." ~Martin Luther Ace jr. (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at September 21, 2022 07:12 PM (VrVjC)

29 >>>22 Isn't "I love you all" - los amo todos?

no, I don't mean Love You All literally, I mean love you (plural). I'm not including todos. I just meant to contrast te (singular) with os (plural)

i don't know why you're saying "os" is a command. I'm seeing it as the direct object form of vosotoros/ustedes, the plural "you."

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:13 PM (B3oWe)

30 When Hannibal Lecter tells you to believe, you damn well better believe.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 07:13 PM (up/3i)

31 mi gusta Kaboom, bitchez...

Posted by: DB at September 21, 2022 07:13 PM (geLO8)

32 I believe Joe Biden is one complete and utter shit head.

I believe!

I believe!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2022 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

33 Justin also heckled in London. Language NSFW.

https://twitter.com/BushelsPerAcre/status/
1572115213293588480

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:14 PM (yikp0)

34 > BREAKING: Judge strikes down federal school mask and vaccine mandate.

"Today, a federal judge in Louisiana ruled that ...

guess it's up to the Hawaiian judge now
put 'em back on, kids

Posted by: DB at September 21, 2022 07:14 PM (geLO8)

35 Biden can play himself at the Disney Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 21, 2022 07:14 PM (xPl2J)

36 Evening.

*Believes*

Nope, the coeds still aren't biting.

Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (IhPhb)

37
On a long enough timeline Biden is eventually going to admit, "He's a black man who can string a couple of coherent sentences together, that gold, man."

At which point he's done.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (y3pKJ)

38 "Honey, put those rice crispies back."

"Why mom? I thought we were getting cereal for the Venezuelans."

"Take the 'Crisp Rice'. Those venecos won't know the difference."

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (g1EEm)

39 Why aren't the illegals suing Martha's Vineyard for shitty food?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (mZ3xv)

40 @24

>>Eric Adams is such an Uncle Tom for the democrats. It's a shame he'll never be embarrassed the way he ought to be.

Eric Adams has always been a piece of sh*t, rabble rousing, racial arsonist.

He's New York Cities problem though, so, good luck with that NY.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (up/3i)

41 So, is there any good news any more

Or are we just enjoying the suck?

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (haWye)

42 Loco for Cocoa Puffs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (W/9Bb)

43
look, all i know is that te is singular. I don't know what the plural is but it's not te.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (B3oWe)

44 Cheap ba$tards gave the illegals the Kaboom version of Rice Krispies.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (3ImbR)

45 Justin also heckled in London.

Ha. Well deserved.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (Xrfse)

46 Pull my finger.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

47 I don't know what the plural is but it's not te.
Posted by: ace

ustedes

Posted by: Jose Mikloso Nike-Cortez at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (d+wXR)

48 43
look, all i know is that te is singular. I don't know what the plural is but it's not te.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (B3oWe

Ask Chuy. He'd know.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (mZ3xv)

49 Cheap ba$tards gave the illegals the Kaboom version of Rice Krispies.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (3ImbR)

Virtue signalling on the cheap.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:16 PM (yHsuS)

50 Tucker Carlson said last night that we should judge the people of Martha's Vineyard by their actual actions with respect to the illegal aliens, not their lawn signs' empty promise that "no human is illegal."

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If you ain't mowin', you must be goin'

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (h1jJh)

51 >>You knew that. But here is another smoking gun: Hunter wanted keys made up for his "new office mates" in his business, naming Joe and Jill Biden as two of the "office mates."

Not for nothing but we've known this for years as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

52 They need to work on robot Sundowner, they don't have it down yet

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (k8B25)

53 re the Cayler Ellington story: I've lived in ND most of the time that the current attorney general has been in public office. He was the Shrub-appointed US district attorney in those years (and did seek the death penalty for the lowlife that murdered UND co-ed Dru Sjodin), was appointed lieutenant governor when Hoeven vacated the governorship for the Senate seat, and was appointed to the AG job this year when the prior AG Stenehjem passed away. He was out of public office during the Trump years so I don't have a good read on how MAGA he is, but he's definitely not a Soros creature.

Posted by: ptschett at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (zB+vL)

54 41 So, is there any good news any more

Or are we just enjoying the suck?
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (haWye)

Well Putin is talking about nuclear war again, and I'm hoping that if we could trade 4 west coast cities for Moscow and Vladivostok, we'd come out way ahead on the deal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (r46W7)

55 "i don't know why you're saying "os" is a command. I'm seeing it as the direct object form of vosotoros/ustedes, the plural "you.""

This sounds a lot like math.
I was never good at math, or basic language for that matter.

Posted by: Bosk at September 21, 2022 07:18 PM (v4L7Y)

56 What terrible treatment of those 50 illegals in MV. Looking at the table full of food, they provided generic rice crispies to them. Oh the horror.

I guess Whole Paycheck Foods was out of Kaboom.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:18 PM (JOtiF)

57 look, all i know is that te is singular. I don't know what the plural is but it's not te.
Posted by: ace

voes? I only know some French: tu -> vous. So te -> voes?

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 21, 2022 07:18 PM (g1EEm)

58 If you ain't mowin', you must be goin'

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (h1jJh)

Ass, cash, or mowing the grass. No brown person stays for free.

Posted by: Martha's Vineyard Community Outreach at September 21, 2022 07:19 PM (yHsuS)

59 25 Did they really give them cereal like when your kid has a bunch of friends come over after school?

I wonder, do they go out and buy cereal for adult visitors?

Posted by: Jack London at September 21, 2022 07:11 PM (Po/3N)
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Was that possibly breakfast time?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:19 PM (qfLjt)

60 41 So, is there any good news any more

Or are we just enjoying the suck?
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM (haWye)

Not so much "enjoying" it as "embracing" it.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 21, 2022 07:20 PM (DTX3h)

61 Chuy is the Mexican Word of the Day...

Chuy Crisp Rice with a lada milk to get that shit down, man!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:20 PM (yikp0)

62 Styrofoam cups! The ecological horror.

Also no store brand PopTarts (ToastEms) even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:20 PM (4I/2K)

63 >>>Ask Chuy. He'd know.

I'll pidar Beto. he will saber.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:20 PM (B3oWe)

64 i don't know why you're saying "os" is a command. I'm seeing it as the direct object form of vosotoros/ustedes, the plural "you."

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:13 PM (B3oWe)
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Gotcha. I'm just thinking out loud and could be wrong. I can read and say Spanish enough to get by here in Texas but I've never heard os amo used. I'm not hanging out with the roofers/yard crew/kitchen remodel squad/etc. in a way to even know this one.

Posted by: Colonel Travis at September 21, 2022 07:21 PM (RG7Wy)

65 53
'he's definitely not a Soros creature.'

Good to know but I wish there were some explanation for the weak charges against Brandt.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 21, 2022 07:21 PM (roH4R)

66 It's always been degrees of suck.

Just higher suck to happy ratio now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:21 PM (mZ3xv)

67 Remember when ultra-rich, arch-liberal Kelly Osborne said (on "The View") to Trump: "if you deport them, who is going to clean your toilets?"

Why would we use our future doctors and engineers to clean toilets? We can use all of those millennials who paid a quarter of a million dollars to major in grievance studies to clean the toilets.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 21, 2022 07:22 PM (h1jJh)

68 Wait. Why did they need to try to put an amendment in to clarify that noncitizens cant vote? Is there some weasely legalese which can mean that anyone can cast a ballot?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:22 PM (BI+67)

69 look, all i know is that te is singular. I don't know what the plural is but it's not te.
Posted by: ace

voes? I only know some French: tu -> vous. So te -> voes?
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 21, 2022 07:18 PM (g1EEm)

In Southernese, y'all is singular and all y'all is plural. So much simpler.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:22 PM (4I/2K)

70 Doesn't "os amo" mean "I love the bone"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:22 PM (yikp0)

71 For some reason, I can just imagine the people in MV waving towards the illegal immigrants as the boat/bus/plane leaves, "Have fun storming the ~~castle~~ country!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2022 07:23 PM (K5n5d)

72 63 >>>Ask Chuy. He'd know.

I'll pidar Beto. he will saber.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:20 PM (B3oWe)

Very bien. Good pensar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:23 PM (mZ3xv)

73 Meanwhile in Russia, the peasants are revolting. via DM --

Russians in revolt: More than 800 arrests are made while anti-war protestors are dragged away by officers in blacked-out helmets after taking to the streets in 37 cities following Putin's decision to mobilise the country due to heavy losses in Ukraine

I get this strange notion that the arrestees will be leading the front of their platoons next month.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:24 PM (JOtiF)

74 Immigration needs more action from the country? So like the red states need to do more?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:24 PM (BI+67)

75 Maybe polling shows Blake with such a comfortable lead, the money isn't needed?

Plus, with a name like "Blake" how can one possibly lose?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:24 PM (ZO8Ce)

76 A rich, multi-cultural, bi-lingual, smart military blog.

Rolls right off the lengua.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:25 PM (mZ3xv)

77 updated with some more biden clips including the robot clip. thanks fool otto (I think)

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:26 PM (B3oWe)

78 In Southernese, y'all is singular and all y'all is plural.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I remember the first time I encountered "all y'all". Made me smile. tout le monde.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 21, 2022 07:26 PM (g1EEm)

79 Whatever the Democrat Congress, like allow foreigners to vote in our elections, the Republican Congress can undo.

Except they won't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 07:26 PM (PUXju)

80 If you ain't mowin', you must be goin'
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (h1jJh)

El snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:27 PM (anj39)

81 wow, ace was on fire today or what!

woohoo!

"I get this strange notion that the arrestees will be leading the front of their platoons next month.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:24 PM (JOtiF) "

kind of traditional from Great Patriotic War days.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 21, 2022 07:27 PM (8oyo2)

82 In Southernese, y'all is singular and all y'all is plural. So much simpler.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:22 PM (4I/2K)

This guy gets it. Plus it sounds classier than youse guys.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:27 PM (JOtiF)

83 Or are we just enjoying the suck?
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2022 07:15 PM

I've had better.

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 21, 2022 07:27 PM (Wnv9h)

84 62 Styrofoam cups! The ecological horror.

Also no store brand PopTarts (ToastEms) even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:20 PM (4I/2K)
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Plastic straws? Plastic utensils? -- yes.
Bacon and eggs? -- definitely NO.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

85 Blake might get carried over the line by Lake. She's on a roll!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:27 PM (r46W7)

86 voes? I only know some French: tu -> vous. So te -> voes?

no, in spain and I think maybe argentina, it's vosotros. I don't think other places have the vosotros form. In other places I think it's ustedes, which is the formal plural.

The direct object of the plural you is "os." There's a link I provided. See the chart.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:28 PM (B3oWe)

87 MV gave them off brand rice krispies and provided an old RBG shirt. Probably took the shirt back before packing him on the bus.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:28 PM (BI+67)

88 #BREAKING: Judiciary Democrats just voted to support NON-CITIZENS voting in our elections.
House Judiciary GOP

And this is the last we will see of this.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:28 PM (anj39)

89 Let's Go Brenda:

https://tinyurl.com/2p5ezzba

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:28 PM (mZ3xv)

90 When a judge strikes down an illegal mandate, it should be with a broadsword and there should be a lot of blood.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2022 07:28 PM (Ti+Tv)

91 70 Doesn't "os amo" mean "I love the bone"??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:22 PM (yikp0)
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Just the marrow?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:29 PM (qfLjt)

92 Yeah, the possibility of nuclear war, inflation, higher deficits, millions of illegals and rampant crime is making me feel all happy and content inside. Oh and the stock market continues its decline. I want to believe we can vote our way out of this, but I am skeptical. Maybe average Americans can wake up to the reality that the Democrats party hates America and them. Until that happens, we are screwed and its gonna suck even more. Like Kamala. But no mean tweets, so there is that.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 21, 2022 07:29 PM (haWye)

93 My spanish consists of

You see a loose light

S o c, k s!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:29 PM (BI+67)

94 So is this traitor's wife stirring up violence against Republicans?

Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist

@POTUS's speech was spot on: MAGA is a danger to democracy & the way out of this mess is for all of us to get involved & support the candidates who stand for democracy @CapehartJ @TheSundayShow

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2022 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

95 I guess the original was too subtle. "Wizard of Oz remake to include LGBTQ representation to 'reflect the world'":

https://tinyurl.com/2yhs9j48

Scarecrow: "Of course, people do go both ways!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

96 In Southernese, y'all is singular and all y'all is plural.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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My personal experience of hearing Southernese is associated forever with biscuits. Copious numbers of fresh, hot biscuits, along with cheerful conversation at our family table. All y'all can probably appreciate that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 07:30 PM (PUXju)

97 biden orders tide to not come in....hilarious drowning occurs.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2022 07:30 PM (r1z5A)

98 >>>You see a loose light
S o c, k s!

what's that mean?

esso si kaess?

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:31 PM (B3oWe)

99 Brandon definitely had the dementia shuffle going on witth the lost in the lights video. With no one to hang on to, he moved very carefully.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:31 PM (ZO8Ce)

100 95 I guess the original was too subtle. "Wizard of Oz remake to include LGBTQ representation to 'reflect the world'":

https://tinyurl.com/2yhs9j48

Scarecrow: "Of course, people do go both ways!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ

Of course they are. I'm guessing it will not shatter box office records.

How about redoing Gone with the wind?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM (mZ3xv)

101 Maybe "vos amo"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM (p/nbH)

102 Got a work email today that unvaccinated employees of the VA no longer. Need to get weekly COVID testing .That they have found that vaccinated employees get COVID at the same rate as the unvaccinated. Gee, who would have thought.

Posted by: Cheri at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM (FGQ5G)

103 In that clip where FJB is saying "watch me, watch me", he looks just like banjo boy from Deliverance. Same glassy eyes and everything.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM (Ti+Tv)

104 It's always been degrees of suck.

Just higher suck to happy ratio now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:21 PM (mZ3xv)

Well generally speaking, a higher suck ratio leads to more happiness, in the end. Generally speaking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (4I/2K)

105 If Russia tries to send 300,000 men who don't wanna go to the front, it's going to be 1917 all over again. Russia's officer corps is hopelessly corrupt and incompetent, they could never control them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (r46W7)

106 How about redoing Gone with the wind?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM

These days I think they'd go for a remake of Triumph of the Will.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (Wnv9h)

107 >>>101 Maybe "vos amo"

maybe. I thought it should be vos. maybe this site has a misprint.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (B3oWe)

108 Here you go, Czech Chick, a cute kitteh video:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/
1572446272119873537

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (yikp0)

109 I am thankful Mitch McConnell merely took the money out of the race, when it could have been worse-- he might have given all of it to Mark Kelly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (PUXju)

110 MV gave them off brand rice krispies and provided an old RBG shirt. Probably took the shirt back before packing him on the bus.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant!

Looks like they cleaned out the back of the pantry shelves. They usually save those for trick or treat when the help's kids stop by on Halloween or maybe cady 1/2 hour day at the country club golf course.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (3p4cr)

111 You see a loose light
S o c, k s!

what's that mean?

esso si kaess?
Posted by: ace

I don't know what it means. I think it was a rosetta stone commercial that ran years ago. Taught spanish by linking phrases that sounded like english.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM (BI+67)

112 Rachel, shut up and fetch me those donuts.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (Xrfse)

113 no this page also says it's "os"

https://spanishlandschool.com/
direct-object-pronouns-in-spanish/

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (B3oWe)

114
Well Putin is talking about nuclear war again, and I'm hoping that if we could trade 4 west coast cities for Moscow and Vladivostok, we'd come out way ahead on the deal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (r46W7)

That's terrible.
make it 2 west coast one east coast and DC

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (p/nbH)

115 vos makes more sense.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (g1EEm)

116 52 They need to work on robot Sundowner, they don't have it down yet
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2022 07:17 PM (k8B25)
---

They should use the one they'll have for the Disney Hall of Presidents. Even if there are a few bugs in the software, it's gonna score higher on its Turing test.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)

117 How about redoing Gone with the wind?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM

These days I think they'd go for a remake of Triumph of the Will.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The remake of that WW2 movie with all female cast...."Saving Private Irene"

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (r1z5A)

118 Russians in revolt: More than 800 arrests are made while anti-war protestors are dragged away by officers in blacked-out helmets after taking to the streets in 37 cities following Putin's decision to mobilise the country due to heavy losses in Ukraine

I get this strange notion that the arrestees will be leading the front of their platoons next month.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:24 PM (JOtiF)

Anddddd... just how many Jan 6 arrests have been made?

Simple fact is we've lost the moral high ground to bitch at other countries.

Bush's invaded more countries, than Putin has.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0)

119 If I remember I'll ask a spanish speaker I know tomorrow

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (p/nbH)

120 Vamonos, amigos!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (4I/2K)

121 Godperson.

Godperson II

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (mZ3xv)

122 97 biden orders tide to not come in....hilarious drowning occurs.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2022 07:30 PM (r1z5A)
----
The water turned brown right?

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (qfLjt)

123 My personal experience of hearing Southernese is associated forever with biscuits. Copious numbers of fresh, hot biscuits, along with cheerful conversation at our family table. All y'all can probably appreciate that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2022 07:30 PM (PUXju)

Oh sure.
It's all fun and games, great music and cute voices until someone mentions food and okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (anj39)

124 Obama told the illegals on univision to just fill out voter registration forms because nobody checks anyway.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (BI+67)

125
os for you plural informal

or los/las for you plural formal, which kind of makes sense because Usted is conjugated like El/ella

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:36 PM (B3oWe)

126 Brandon definitely had the dementia shuffle going on witth the lost in the lights video. With no one to hang on to, he moved very carefully.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:31 PM (ZO8Ce)

"Watch me." So. We've replaced Biden's body armor with Folger's coffee crystals and bubblewrap, but mostly bubblewrap.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:36 PM (JOtiF)

127 that's where the other commenter got "los amo" from, it's the you-plural-formal

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:36 PM (B3oWe)

128 >>I guess the original was too subtle. "Wizard of Oz remake to include LGBTQ representation to 'reflect the world'"

Gonna be lit when the wizard gives the cowardly lion a vagina.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

129 I don't know what it means. I think it was a rosetta stone commercial that ran years ago. Taught spanish by linking phrases that sounded like english.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 21, 2022 07:33 PM

Per the intertubes, it means "that really is it". Or something like that. What do I know? Yo no habla.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (Wnv9h)

130 They should use the one they'll have for the Disney Hall of Presidents. Even if there are a few bugs in the software, it's gonna score higher on its Turing test.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
---
I wonder if "Robot"-FJB could pass the Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner, which tests for empathy, among other things...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (K5n5d)

131 The water turned brown right?
Posted by: Ciampino

Lord! Visions of the beach scene from Omaha...

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (r1z5A)

132 i think argentina does use a "vos" pronoun.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (B3oWe)

133 I got nuthink.

But fer shits and giggles, start protesting outside your local FBI office against the Feebs for being a utter bunch of cum slurpers and see how fast you are arrested/moved on/disappeared. This result can illuminate how fucked y'all are as a working republic. Our wee Sth Pacific shithole is worse tho.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (bgJ0E)

134 "Simple fact is we've lost the moral high ground to bitch at other countries.
Bush's invaded more countries, than Putin has.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0) "

who's bitching ? I think we're all laughing, just my 0.02 ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (8oyo2)

135 128 >>I guess the original was too subtle. "Wizard of Oz remake to include LGBTQ representation to 'reflect the world'"

Gonna be lit when the wizard gives the cowardly lion a vagina.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

Old and busted, Tin Man wants a Heart
New Hotness, Tin Man wants boobs.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (oHd/0)

136 119 If I remember I'll ask a spanish speaker I know tomorrow
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (p/nbH)

We should have fluent Spanish speakers in the horde here to comment. Although we are still working on the fluent English speaking ones. Nevermind.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (Ti+Tv)

137 Russian protest video here:
https://twitter.com/mjluxmoore/status/
1572645894968987648

Just 9 seconds.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (yikp0)

138 I'm reading where Russian men of military age who have already completed their conscriptions are figuring out how to best break a bone to avoid continued service.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, w new lease on life at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (jTmQV)

139 Gonna be lit when the wizard gives the cowardly lion a vagina.
Posted by: JackStraw

"If I only had a sn****..."

Posted by: Some Rat at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (r1z5A)

140 134 "Simple fact is we've lost the moral high ground to bitch at other countries.
Bush's invaded more countries, than Putin has.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (oHd/0) "

who's bitching ? I think we're all laughing, just my 0.02 ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (8oyo2)

That was directed at the MSM... and DC... but that's redundant... not the Horde.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:39 PM (oHd/0)

141 You just know Dorothy is going to be a tranny and Toto some kind of furry.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2022 07:40 PM (3p4cr)

142 I wonder if "Robot"-FJB could pass the Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner, which tests for empathy, among other things...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (K5n5d)
---

Biden IS the turtle flipped on his back in the desert.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

143 95 I guess the original was too subtle. "Wizard of Oz remake to include LGBTQ representation to 'reflect the world'":

"the wiz" wasn't good enough?

Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 21, 2022 07:41 PM (v3pYe)

144 How do you stop an immigrant from breaking into your home?

Hand him a pair of hedge trimmers!

Haha

Posted by: MV Resident at September 21, 2022 07:41 PM (u73oe)

145 We should have fluent Spanish speakers in the horde here to comment. Although we are still working on the fluent English speaking ones. Nevermind.
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2022 07:38 PM (Ti+Tv)

The bewbs!

El bewbas!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:41 PM (anj39)

146 100 95
How about redoing Gone with the wind?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:32 PM (mZ3xv)
----
So the memorable "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
will be something like
"Honestly, M.....F....., I don't, like, give a flying fuck."

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:42 PM (qfLjt)

147 143 95 I guess the original was too subtle. "Wizard of Oz remake to include LGBTQ representation to 'reflect the world'":

"the wiz" wasn't good enough?
Posted by: kulak anachronda at September 21, 2022 07:41 PM (v3pYe)

Yeah, the Wizard? set off my Gaydar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:42 PM (oHd/0)

148 BREAKING: Judge strikes down federal school mask and vaccine mandate.

--------

Great, only 2 1/2 years too late. Big Win for our brain-damaged children!

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:42 PM (ylLOx)

149 So the memorable "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
will be something like
"Honestly, M.....F....., I don't, like, give a flying fuck."
Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:42 PM (qfLjt)
---
I could picture Samuel L. Jackson saying that line...Does that make me racist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (K5n5d)

150 Leftist-celebrity twatter creaming over finally nailing corrupt Trump!

And this bitch relaying...

@JoJoFromJerz · 2h
F*CK YES: The five men accused of entering Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s conference room on January 6 have been ARRESTED and CHARGED.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (yikp0)

151 141 You just know Dorothy is going to be a tranny and Toto some kind of furry.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2022 07:40 PM (3p4cr)

Yeah, and Dorothy will have a Jar of Peanut Butter in her basket...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

152 Where I come from we conjugate Fuck as Fuck Yooo, Fuck Y'all, and Fuck All Y'all.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

153 So the memorable "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
will be something like
"Honestly, M.....F....., I don't, like, give a flying fuck."

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:42 PM (qfLjt)

It's good to see Samuel L Jackson is still landing roles.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (JOtiF)

154 Hate has no home here.

Neither do the immigrants!

Posted by: MV Resident at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)

155 Uncle Joe. Lost in a lost world.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

156 148 BREAKING: Judge strikes down federal school mask and vaccine mandate.

--------

Great, only 2 1/2 years too late. Big Win for our brain-damaged children!
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:42 PM (ylLOx)

Right after Biden said the emergency of covid, is over.

THEN the Courts act? /spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (oHd/0)

157 154 Hate has no home here.

Neither do the immigrants!
Posted by: MV Resident at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)

Hate has no home here.... but does guard the perimeter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

158 123
Oh sure.
It's all fun and games, great music and cute voices until someone mentions food and okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:35 PM (anj39)
----
I notice you didn't include the slime with 'food'.
Good man.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

159 151 141 You just know Dorothy is going to be a tranny and Toto some kind of furry.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2022 07:40 PM (3p4cr)

Yeah, and Dorothy will have a Jar of Peanut Butter in her basket...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (oHd/0)

Dorothy will identify as a dog named Toto. One less person to cast (badly).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (oGiDo)

160 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (K5n5d)

Dag nab it, perfesser. You beat me by a minute.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (JOtiF)

161 Justice delayed is Justice denied.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (3ueig)

162 There actually is a sex change in one of the Oz books. A boy is held captive by a witch and used as a servant -- turns out he's actually Princess Ozma.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

163 Biden Trump, duel. However duels work

Posted by: Jimco Industries at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (fQ90D)

164 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
------------------

There's a hilarious bit out there on how to use F*ck as a noun, adjective, verb, etc.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (ZO8Ce)

165 In lighter news...

Man visits 67 pubs in 24 hours to break world record

https://tinyurl.com/yckvz8ma

Via Insty

Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (gjycc)

166 155 Uncle Joe. Lost in a lost world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (63Dwl)

/looks around for the Sleestacks

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (oHd/0)

167 Billy Barr stool says James' lawsuit against Trump is a political hit job.

Such incredible insight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (mZ3xv)

168 Hate has no home here.... but does guard the perimeter.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

———-

I wouldn’t know. I don’t talk to the help.

Posted by: MV Resident at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (u73oe)

169 164 Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 21, 2022 07:43 PM (yQpMk)
------------------

There's a hilarious bit out there on how to use F*ck as a noun, adjective, verb, etc.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (ZO8Ce)

That's just speaking sailor.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

170 lighter news...

Man visits 67 pubs in 24 hours to break world record

https://tinyurl.com/yckvz8ma

Via Insty
Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM

So that's what happened to my manager.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2022 07:47 PM (3p4cr)

171 Right after Biden said the emergency of covid, is over.

THEN the Courts act? /spit
Posted by: Romeo13

joey can say anything he wants, it don't matter.

Posted by: The REAL people in charge at September 21, 2022 07:47 PM (r1z5A)

172 150 Leftist-celebrity twatter creaming over finally nailing corrupt Trump!

And this bitch relaying...

@JoJoFromJerz · 2h
F*CK YES: The five men accused of entering Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s conference room on January 6 have been ARRESTED and CHARGED.
Posted by: andycanuck

Bread and Circuses in the hopes that the proles don't notice the economy cratering. The BADORANGEMAN Kult was all a flutter at work today over this. Meanwhile, we are entering early-stage Weimer. The Gods of the Copybook Headings are warming up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2022 07:47 PM (sAmhv)

173 "Believe, believe, believe!"

That's fine, if what you believe isn't ideological, soul-corroding garbage.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 21, 2022 07:47 PM (H8QX8)

174 Ace, OS is a Castilian form and not used in the Americas.
Granted, they do use the Vos on the Caribbean coast, in Colombia and Venezuela, but it is singular second person because philology

To be culturally relevant it would be "les amo" or "amo a ustedes"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2022 07:48 PM (xhaym)

175 "There's a hilarious bit out there on how to use F*ck as a noun, adjective, verb, etc."

You mean like "fook you, you fooking fook!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour, w new lease on life at September 21, 2022 07:48 PM (jTmQV)

176 There's a hilarious bit out there on how to use F*ck as a noun, adjective, verb, etc.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (ZO8Ce)

—————

Pretty sure there’s a class at Drill Instructor school called How To Hyphenate Anything With The Word Fuck.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2022 07:48 PM (u73oe)

177 Hate has no home here.

Neither do the immigrants!
Posted by: MV Resident at September 21, 2022 07:44 PM (u73oe)

Hate has no home here.... but does guard the perimeter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (oHd/0)

Hate has a home here. You don't.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 21, 2022 07:48 PM (yHsuS)

178 That's just speaking sailor.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:47 PM (oHd/0)
-------------

"It's not gay if we're under way?"

Am I speaking sailor correctly?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:49 PM (ZO8Ce)

179 voes? I only know some French: tu -> vous. So te -> voes?

no, in spain and I think maybe argentina, it's vosotros. I don't think other places have the vosotros form. In other places I think it's ustedes, which is the formal plural.

The direct object of the plural you is "os." There's a link I provided. See the chart.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:28 PM (B3oWe)

Yeah Spanish classes from my youth told me that vosotros was not in common usage for you plural familiar. I know Italian does use it like French tu -> voi.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 21, 2022 07:49 PM (ep37o)

180 Hate has no home here....

...but it lives in a homeless camp across from your kid's school.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2022 07:49 PM (Ti+Tv)

181 I notice you didn't include the slime with 'food'.
Good man.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 21, 2022 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

I knew I can count on those who understand the difference between food and weeds.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2022 07:49 PM (anj39)

182 The definitive answer on "os amo" - it's grammatically right, but in present day only Spaniards would say it that way, as Spain is the only country that uses vosotros as an informal you all anymore. Everywhere else uses ustedes as a plural second person for both informal and formal. Thus for native speakers from anywhere in the Americas it would be "los amo" ("los" being the direct object pronoun for ustedes if it's referring to a mixed-gender group or all males, "las" if it's all female"). Hope that helps.

Posted by: DavidW at September 21, 2022 07:49 PM (Vqrmh)

183 The Spanish mostly spoken in Texas is of the Tex-Mex variety. "Usted" is the most heard form of all of y'all's question.

The "proper" Spanish, as Ace has looked up in his Spanish Language Guide, would be Castilian Spanish, as spoken in Spain, and some of the paler bastions of the Landed Gentry in Mexico City.

Both dialects which look at Cuban Spanish as if those pendejos had fallen off of the caravel mid ocean...heeeyyyy.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2022 07:49 PM (e6UQI)

184 Gonna be lit when the tinman corn holes the scarecrow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:50 PM (3ueig)

185 Joe Biden will be in the remake of Gone With the Wind.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

186 I think you mean Cathtilian Thpanith.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (3ueig)

187 *after last remark, feels wrathful glare frorm newly pinned daughter from 2,000 miles awy.*

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (ZO8Ce)

188 The MV story seems ripe for a movie.

The Venezuelans Are Coming! The Venezuelans Are Coming!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

189 185 Joe Biden will be in the remake of Gone With the Wind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

He will play a column on the veranda.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (mZ3xv)

190 and it isn't "rice crispies" it is "Arroz reventado"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (xhaym)

191 You just know Dorothy is going to be a tranny and Toto some kind of furry.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 21, 2022 07:40 PM (3p4cr)

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"... and starring Beta O'Rourke as the AK-15-totin' Toto!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (ylLOx)

192 @Breaking911 · 9m
BREAKING: Appeals court lifts hold barring Justice Dept. from using classified records taken from Trump home in its criminal probe - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0)

193 https://tinyurl.com/mrevzn6w
Biden lost on stage. with sound effects!
Posted by: Fool Otto at September 21, 2022 07:06 PM (DB16e)
........

Good job, but the fart didn't sound wet enough.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

194 184: and Dorthey pegs the Cowardly Lion.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 21, 2022 07:52 PM (sAmhv)

195 I get this strange notion that the arrestees will be leading the front of their platoons next month.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2022 07:24 PM (JOtiF)

Wanna bet they are funded through Brussels?
Favor for favor, man. Next thing you know the EU will be paying for riots against new Russian Nuke plants

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (xhaym)

196
Wicked Witch: I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

Dorothy: Keep your claws off my fucking dog you fucking pervert!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (u73oe)

197 192 @Breaking911 · 9m
BREAKING: Appeals court lifts hold barring Justice Dept. from using classified records taken from Trump home in its criminal probe - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (yikp0)

In this history of judgeships, I can't recall more back and forth between judges. It's the most politically bent branch of the government.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (mZ3xv)

198 Don't tell me the Lollipop Guild isn't a front for a gay bondage group. Never trusted those midgets.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

199 184 Gonna be lit when the tinman corn holes the scarecrow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2022 07:50 PM (3ueig)

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"If I only had a dick ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (ylLOx)

200 "Pay no attention to the man behind the glory hole!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

201 Robot Biden was fantastic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)

202 They couldn't be bothered to even buy Kelloggs Rice Kripsy's they bought the cheap off brand.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 21, 2022 07:54 PM (dKiJG)

203 The Venezuelans Are Coming! The Venezuelans Are Coming!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:51 PM (4I/2K)

—————

The beaches are all sticky?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

204 198 Don't tell me the Lollipop Guild isn't a front for a gay bondage group. Never trusted those midgets.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Could never figure one thing out... Both the Munchkins AND the Scarecrow, had GUNS.

Why scared of the Flying monkeys?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:54 PM (oHd/0)

205 "The Gods of the Copybook Headings are warming up. "

to run with the W of Oz subthread:
"Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth !"
*in Cowardly Lion voice*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 21, 2022 07:54 PM (8oyo2)

206 In this history of judgeships, I can't recall more back and forth between judges. It's the most politically bent branch of the government.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (mZ3xv)

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"HOW DARE YOU, SIR, IMPUGN THE POLITICAL INDEPENDENCE OF THE VAUNTED JUDICIARY!!!"

-- Benedict "It's a Tax and You have No Standing" Roberts

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:55 PM (ylLOx)

207 The beaches are all sticky?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2022 07:54 PM (u73oe)

It ain't crude.... but it is quite unrefined.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 21, 2022 07:56 PM (6FeV1)

208 AK-15, LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at September 21, 2022 07:56 PM (8oyo2)

209 Hollywood should remake Zardoz with more tits

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2022 07:56 PM (M+Lyo)

210 Nood

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 21, 2022 07:57 PM (oHd/0)

211 "If I only had a dick ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (ylLOx)

We can help with that.

Posted by: Vanderbilt at September 21, 2022 07:57 PM (6FeV1)

212 201 Robot Biden was fantastic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 21, 2022 07:53 PM (M+Lyo)

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I will donate to his 2024 campaign if he promises to start moon-walking after each public appearance.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 21, 2022 07:57 PM (ylLOx)

213 >>Why scared of the Flying monkeys?

It was the poppies. They were all tripping.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2022 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)

214 In lighter news...

Man visits 67 pubs in 24 hours to break world record

https://tinyurl.com/yckvz8ma

Via Insty
Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2022 07:46 PM (gjycc)

Ah. The World's End pub crawl. Watch out for the blanks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

215 i think argentina does use a "vos" pronoun.
Posted by: ace at September 21, 2022 07:37 PM (B3oWe)

Yes, but it is a singular second person (you) informal

Also Paraguay, Uruguay and parts of northern Colombia and Venezuela.

I think there are other pockets. It is like people in Yorkshire and various North American religious sects using "thee" and "thou"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 21, 2022 07:58 PM (xhaym)

216 My favorite Southern usage? You'rn.

It makes sense, too. This is mine. That's you'rn.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 21, 2022 08:03 PM (M9XmQ)

217 They couldn't be bothered to even buy Kelloggs Rice Kripsy's they bought the cheap off brand.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

LOL 😆 that's the first thought I had, too!

Cheapskate bastards.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 21, 2022 08:05 PM (M9XmQ)

218 Does Martha's Vineyard even *have* Dollar General?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 21, 2022 08:06 PM (M9XmQ)

219 We- 0
love-o
All- o
You-o

Understand- o?

Posted by: polynikes at September 21, 2022 08:06 PM (1XoKP)

220 OMG

murderer of Cayley Ellington released on bail

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 21, 2022 08:08 PM (kkARD)

221 I don't get the cereal photo. Is that 3rd world abuse?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2022 08:12 PM (w2Z7l)

222 OMG

murderer of Cayley Ellington released on bail
Posted by: Gonzotx at September 21, 2022 08:08 PM (kkARD)

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