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DeSantis Sends Two Planes Full of Illegal Aliens to...
...wait for it...
...Martha's Vinyard
Greg Abbott Says "Hold My Beer, Cuz"

Maybe they can teach Obama some Spanish and give him some thin credentials as the cosmopolitan he postures as.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis followed through on his promise to drop off illegal immigrants in progressive states, sending two planes full of migrants to Martha's Vineyard on Wednesday.

A video provided to Fox News Digital shows the migrants deboarding the planes at Martha's Vineyard Airport in Massachusetts.

"Yes, Florida can confirm the two planes with illegal immigrants that arrived in Martha's Vineyard today were part of the state's relocation program to transport illegal immigrants to sanctuary destinations," the governor's communications director, Taryn Fenske, told Fox News Digital.

"States like Massachusetts, New York, and California will better facilitate the care of these individuals who they have invited into our country' by incentivizing illegal immigration through their designation as 'sanctuary states' and support for the Biden Administration's open border policies," she said.


"As you may know, in this past legislative session the Florida Legislature appropriated $12 million to implement a program to facilitate the transport of illegal immigrants from this state consistent with federal law," she added.

...

Martha's Vineyard is famously known as a playground of rich progressives, including former President Barack Obama, who bought a multimillion-dollar house there in 2019.

DeSantis, a Republican, proposed Delaware or Martha's Vineyard as a destination for such migrants, but his office explained at the time that they could also be sent "to other 'progressive' states whose governors endorse blatant violations of federal immigration law."


"It is not the responsibility of Floridians to subsidize aliens to reside in our state unlawfully; we did not consent to Biden's open-borders agenda," the governor's office said at the time.

I know this sentiment gets tossed around a lot, but seriously, for real: It moved.

marthasvinyard.jpg

It surged.

CNN claims this raises the "same themes" as a documentary about the Holocaust:

Oh My Gee you guys Chris Licht is totally turning CNN into a right-wing "news" outlet! It's Fox Light, as Keith Olbermann says!!!

Meanwhile, Greg Abbott doesn't want the silver in the Illegal Alien Bus Olympics. He wants the gold.

Just a few days ago, Kamala Harris used her rotten mouth for the activity it is second-most famous for and lied, claiming the border is "secure."

"We're going to have two million people cross this border for the first time ever. You're confident this border's secure?" Todd asked.

"We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration," Harris replied. "But there are still a lot of problems that we are trying to fix given the deterioration that happened over the last four years. We also have to put into place a law and a plan for a pathway for citizenship for the millions of people who are here and are prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship."

So what did Greg Abbott do? Greg Abbott dumped two bus loads of illegal aliens straight from the "secure" border right in front of her Vice Presidential residence.

Two migrant buses from Del Rio, Texas, arrived near Vice President Kamala Harris' residence at the Naval Observatory in Washington, D.C., Thursday morning.

Over 100 people who were picked up in Eagle Pass, Texas, were sent by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. The group includes migrants from Venezuela, Uruguay, Colombia and Mexico. Multiple migrants, asked by Fox News Digital, said they think the border is open, contrary to what Harris said Sunday during an interview.

The illegal aliens themselves say the border is not "secure:"

gregabbott.jpg

My dick just winked at me. I didn't even know it could do that.

The second immigrant video above thanks to redridinghood.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 i saw this on tucker last night and it was glorious.

my schadenboner STILL hasn't stopped orbiting the solar system...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2022 12:00 PM (WhsXQ)

2 oh and first...

SPONGE!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2022 12:01 PM (WhsXQ)

3 corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 15, 2022 12:01 PM (WhsXQ)

4 Hi

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 15, 2022 12:01 PM (zL564)

5 More of this.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 15, 2022 12:01 PM (N1tpc)

6 Hi Ace.
Right on time.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:01 PM (Y+l9t)

7 More of this please. Make the dems choke on it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (zL564)

8

I saw Winking Dick open for Third Eye Blind at the Kat Klub in '93.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (x0n13)

9 These guys are reading this blog...
We've said just this. Send 'em to Martha's Vinyard.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (+Wc1h)

10 This is not who we are.

Posted by: The GOPe at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (NgqoH)

11 I recommend blue enclaves in purple states.

Blacksburg, VA next.

500 illegal immigrants there would be wildly disruptive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

12 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

13 >>I know this sentiment gets tossed around a lot, but seriously, for real: It moved.


That's the Test!

Posted by: George Costanza. at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (L14qM)

14 They wouldn't even notice in San Fran.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (+Wc1h)

15 So private jets are like cattle cars and the Vineyard = Auschwitz?

That's CNN's view?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (/TSla)

16 Very nice.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (kQmKE)

17 10 This is not who we are.
Posted by: The GOPe at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (NgqoH

Which is why I switched parties Jan. 21 2020 to Independent

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (bs+z0)

18 KJP's house/condo next.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (LvTSG)

19 Make sure to pay homage at the Milk Chocolate Messiah's residence before all you riff raff illegals are voted off the island.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (TNyrE)

20 How do you like me now, sugar tits?

Posted by: Greg Abbott at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (4I/2K)

21 Moar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (XvPQV)

22 Liberals in MA do not like when they get a planeload full of illegal aliens from FL.

Posted by: vic /s at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (mZwKe)

23 Another perfectly good Sanctuary City ruined by illegals.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (Y5qcH)

24 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

It "moistened?"

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (mR6Gs)

25 IT'S A ROCKY ISLAND IN THE ATLANTIC!!!
SHOCK HORROR

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (DZuqx)

26 They should dump a few busloads at CNN's HQ.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (kQmKE)

27 15 So private jets are like cattle cars and the Vineyard = Auschwitz?

That's CNN's view?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (/TSla)

===========

I think it's justified to burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground now and refuse to allow any further development afterwards, to preserve a look at the horror for future generations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (LvTSG)

28 >>CNN claims this raises the "same themes" as a documentary about the Holocaust:


Are they making Lamp Shades from Mexican Skins up there, or something?

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (L14qM)

29 100, big f-king deal

Close the freaking boarder Abbott, Texas is being invaded

He’s a Rino

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (t4poC)

30 Glorious indeed. DeSantis is DA MAN, and Abbott is his wing man.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (J2vNu)

31 22 Liberals in MA do not like when they get a planeload full of illegal aliens from FL.

They already their maids and gardeners

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (bs+z0)

32 No, takke that back , in the neighborhoods of CNN's executives.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (kQmKE)

33 So private jets are like cattle cars and the Vineyard = Auschwitz?

That's CNN's view?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (/TSla)

---

I'm pretty sure what CNN is trying to say is that Martha's Vineyard is full of Nazis.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (zL564)

34 It's all to invade only Red States and destroy their economy

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (1PP85)

35 "We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration," Harris replied.

The border is secure because we have prioritized securing the border is both nonsensical and a lie, i.e., a perfectly chromulent Kamala Thought.

"We also have to put into place a law and a plan for a pathway for citizenship for the millions of people who are here and are prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship."

If they were prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship, they wouldn't be here in the first place.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (KbCG3)

36 >>What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?


It leaked.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (L14qM)

37 12 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

I hear good things about 'sploosh'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)

38 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?


Shoes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (Y5qcH)

39 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

40 14 They wouldn't even notice in San Fran.

Posted by: artisanal ette at September 15, 2022 12:03 PM (+Wc1h)

---

Sure they would. These people are cleaner and much more likely to want a job than the average San Franciscan.

Posted by: The_Hoser at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (7+4Wi)

41 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022
*
It "moistened?"
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022


***
"It tingled"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (J2vNu)

42 37 12 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

I hear good things about 'sploosh'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (XvPQV)

==========

I claim coked out Pam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

43 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61

Um, shouldn't you tell us?

LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (LsEU/)

44 If they keep doing this, the emergency rooms at hospitals won't be full of illegals...

They'll be full of Morons needing treatment for their 4-hour schadenboners.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (YIVH2)

45 Also, this is a gimmick. There are literally millions of illegals crossing into the border states this year. A hundred, even a couple thousand makes absolutely no dent in the massive crisis they face.

Apparently, that much is enough to make liberals squeal, though.

So, more of this. My only complaint is they aren't doing enough. IF you're going to spread the pain, you need to really ramp up the transport. I'd say concentrate it in DC and NY, where it might actually affect the media bubble.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (N1tpc)

46 Lol.

@TheRickWilson - 4h

A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...

Does that make him a coyote?

I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

47 Look at the bright side Vineyards, grounds keeping and housemaid just got cheaper

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (1PP85)

48 This is fantastic. But you know the blue state elites aren't going to take this lying down.

They are like poor Jack Woltz in The Godfather.
They are being made to look "ridiculous", and they can't afford to be made to look ridiculous.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (mR6Gs)

49 46 @TheRickWilson - 4h

A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...

Does that make him a coyote?

I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (ptqGC)

=========

He should see what the ICE is doing itself regarding moving illegals around the country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

50 Portland, OR
Seattle
Delaware
Lexington, MA
Albany, NY

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (Rbu5d)

51 Heh. Beautiful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (eJn7u)

52 My dick just winked at me. I didn't even know it could do that.

Please tell me there's a newsletter? I won't take "no" for an answer.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (Xrfse)

53 >>@TheRickWilson - 4h
A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...

Retard.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (B3oWe)

54 These guys are reading this blog...
We've said just this. Send 'em to Martha's Vinyard.
Posted by: artisanal ette at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (+Wc1h)

That was my thought as well when I learned of this. Or at least Christina lurks.

Posted by: InZona (formerly InCali) at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (ep37o)

55 Greenwich and Darien could use an influx as can Suffolk County.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (Zzbjj)

56 It engorged

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (AQG5x)

57 NO CHICO ES ILLEGO!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (XQRb/)

58 "It tingled"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:05 PM (J2vNu)


That works.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (DRSnL)

59 DeSantis is just supporting Biden's borden/ immigration policy. I don't see a problem.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (kQmKE)

60 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

It's humid in the basement

Posted by: bed head at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (Y1sOo)

61 Malibu. C'mon DeStantis. Malibu. I double dog dare you!

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (xSnmX)

62 45 So, more of this. My only complaint is they aren't doing enough. IF you're going to spread the pain, you need to really ramp up the transport. I'd say concentrate it in DC and NY, where it might actually affect the media bubble.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (N1tpc)

=========

It's always been theater. It is still theater.

It is the 1% of political theater that's having an impact, though.

There's an incentive for red states to keep on with this, especially if both Abbott and DeSantis win their elections easily in 7 weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

63 >Retard.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (B3oWe)

C'mon man!

Posted by: Corky at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (NgqoH)

64 In Washington State it will have to be a city initiative, but they won't have to go as far. From say, Yakistan in Central Washington to Olympia or better yet, to the Magnolia District in Seattle, or perhaps to Friday Harbor in the San Juans.
I'm liking it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (anj39)

65 A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...

Does that make him a coyote?

No, DeSantis didn't fly them from OUTSIDE the border

What a bald imbecile

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (mR6Gs)

66 Border/ immigration that is..,,

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (kQmKE)

67 The Rick is a pathetic failure of human being.

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (eGTCV)

68 CNN claims this raises the "same themes" as a documentary about the Holocaust
---
I feel sorry for all those billionaires living in the Martha's Vineyard Death Camps.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (krQz2)

69 I claim coked out Pam.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

Damn it!
Um, I'll settle for Cheryl. Let me stock up on tranq darts and condoms.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (XvPQV)

70 @TheRickWilson - 4h : A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but...


Lawyers regularly stop by to fuck my wife.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (L14qM)

71 Adam Shaw
@AdamShawNY

Illegal immigrant to
@GriffJenkins
: “The border is open…it’s open because we enter, we come in, free — no problem.”

https://tinyurl.com/mr3v4hb7

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (NpAcC)

72 They wouldn't even notice in San Fran.
Posted by: artisanal ette


They'd notice in Atherton, CA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (IyrhE)

73 53 Joe's been flying them around. Don't recall Wilson's garters in a twist over that.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (Zzbjj)

74 @TheRickWilson - 4h
A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...

*

Wait, so he's admitting that the sanctuary cities HELP the illegals?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (XQRb/)

75
Some of you Texans are down in general on Abbott and call these moves PR stunts. But, even so, they are effective in making lefty heads explode and others take notice.

Good on him. And DeSantis rocks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (x0n13)

76 Chappaqua. Busloads. Lots of busloads!!

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (xSnmX)

77 >>@TheRickWilson - 4h
A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...

Retard.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (B3oWe)


Hold on there big guy. THE Rick Wilson is an "Expert".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (AiZBA)

78 Heh.

This can't go on much longer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (Oa1Nr)

79 >>It's humid in the basement


The Sump just kicked on.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (L14qM)

80 69 Damn it!
Um, I'll settle for Cheryl. Let me stock up on tranq darts and condoms.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at September 15, 2022 12:08 PM (XvPQV)

=========

Country star Cherlene...

It was a tossup, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (LvTSG)

81 I read this morning in an article from my former hometown newspaper that Boston wants to ban fossil fuels. There already a pilot program in place for 10communities to do just that.
I think this is a wonderful plan and they should continue to deal with the scourge of climate change and leave the rest of us alone.
Let them deal with the consequences of their actions for a change.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (Y+l9t)

82 Rick Wilson is way way beyond dumb

Blacksburg, VA next.


wha?!?! why! isn't that VA Tech?!?!

no no Richmond, Charlottesville ... try those in VA

personally I still say - Rehoboth Beach DE, Radnor PA, Narberth PA, New Hope!

btw the Philly papers are all stressed about being "next" on Abbott's "list" heh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (w0NJk)

83 so tell me again how this is different than what the administration is doing by bussing illegal immigrants all over America in the dead of night, or the plane-loads they fly under cover of darkness? I forgot how that's different.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (BjGT6)

84 THE!! Rick Wilson is not exactly the brightest bulb in the box consider the Fed's policy of business/flying illegals to the interior of the country.

Stay douchy Rick.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (NgqoH)

85 Retard.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (B3oWe)

Franks and beans!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (Y5qcH)

86 The truth is, boner or no boner, that we're still facilitating the movement of illegal immigrants into the country. The political classes win - both sides can claim moral victories while inflicting the damage done by their hate-filled policies on the legitimate citizens of the country. This does bring into sharp focus just another example of how duplicitous and thoroughly dishonest our entire political class really is, but we still get stuck with not only the bill, but the consequences. I'm much rather have a system of governance that prioritizes the rights and needs of it's own citizens over a momentarily winking dick. Greg Abbott will need to take more actions like increasing the inspection requirements for cross-border trucking and actually returning these poor folks to Mexico. I feel for them, but I did not invite them and do not welcome them.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (z0DEK)

87 I love this! Shove this shit right down their fucking throats!

I know Heavy D is going to disappoint me some day, but at the moment, his pimp dick is solid titanium.

Nice to see Abbott stand up, too.

I'm sure my local rag will have some whining about this in a future 'editorial.' I'll keep you informed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (AW0uW)

88 bolas enormes

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (flINI)

89 Does The Rick look like David French or does David French look like The Rick?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (eGTCV)

90 We went from "The border is closed" and "walls are racist" to "OMG! Sending migrants to Martha's Vineyard is literally the holocaust!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

91 >>Country star Cherlene...


"These are cold!"

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (L14qM)

92 "We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration," Harris replied. "But there are still a lot of problems that we are trying to fix given the deterioration that happened over the last four years. We also have to put into place a law and a plan for a pathway for citizenship for the millions of people who are here and are prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship."
++++
"We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation?" WTF does that mean? Is this literal lip service to the notion of borders while then stating that nothing will be done about securing the border? Because that's how it reads to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

93 Rules for radicals, people. Rules for radicals. It’s in the book. Hold them to their own standards.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (eJn7u)

94 I swear I was told the objection to Trump was that he was too personally icky to carry out Muh Principles. That was after telling us he wasn't conservative enough.

DeSatan has no such baggage so he should be more than acceptable to the True Con Crowd.

You're not telling me that was a lie all along, are you?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (AQG5x)

95 "We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration," Harris replied.

The border is secure because we have prioritized securing the border is both nonsensical and a lie, i.e., a perfectly chromulent Kamala Thought.


You didn't scrutinize enough.
The operative word is "that". why it is nonsensical to you is the difference between "prioritized securing" which she did not say and mere unqualified "priority" is what she did say.

It is the assumption that "securing" is a priority, which all empirical evidence suggest quite the opposite. The Border Patrol has been re-tasked to subvert immigration laws and is acting as a hostile occupying enemy force against We The People in the facilitation and promotion of illegal immigration.

The junta's priority includes the total destruction of a predominant culture to be replaced by a highly fragmented Balkanization model.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (3hSHB)

96 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

TJM, just sent you that Nosferatu essay. Hope you can use it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (AW0uW)

97 >The Sump just kicked on.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (L14qM)

I read that as 'gimp'

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (NgqoH)

98 Sometimes you gotta get tough.

After no response from my apt. management about my ceiling leak, I wrote (as people suggested here) to not only the city health dept., but also to the applicable city council members -- with a link to the local TV story about the horrible conditions here, and a cc to the apartment people.

Wondrous to relate, the apt. people called me half an hour ago and said they were sending someone to my unit right away. (They asked if I had pets. I wanted to say, "Yes, a giant Doberman who is trained to kill," but had to tell the truth about the new kitten. Miss Linda will see she's secured.)

So DeSantis and Abbott are just doing what Texas and Florida should have done long ago (and what CA, AZ, and NM should do but won't).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (J2vNu)

99 74
Wait, so he's admitting that the sanctuary cities HELP the illegals?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:09 PM (XQRb/)


Flew them for no cost. As opposed to shoving them into tank cars and airless tractor trailers - after raping women and girls - after taking every peso they own?

Thanks for that clarification Rick Wilson.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (x0n13)

100 SCHLONGED!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Illegal immigrant to @GriffJenkins: "The border is open it's open because we enter, we come in, free no problem."
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No shit

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (t0OGg)

102 The liberal meltdown on Twitter is glorious. Absolutely awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (ptqGC)

103 Are the Bullcucks afraid DeSantis will appoint Trump's liberal sister from New Jersey to the SC?

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (AQG5x)

104 50 Oberlin, OH.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (lz5hY)

105 A progressive in Portland is not happy:

think about how cruel it is to put fifty people on an airplane to fly across the country and drop off on an island for a crass, racist, heavily publicized political stunt. this country is so sick

Hey - Abbott and DeSantis are transporting undocumented immigrants from red-state hellholes to some of the wealthiest, most progressive places on the planet. They'll be a lot better off there.

And as we are told constantly, undocumented immigrants strengthen our economies, strengthen our communities, and strengthen our way of life. I'm not sure why blue states are complaining.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (I2/tG)

106 83 no no Richmond, Charlottesville ... try those in VA

personally I still say - Rehoboth Beach DE, Radnor PA, Narberth PA, New Hope!

btw the Philly papers are all stressed about being "next" on Abbott's "list" heh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (w0NJk)

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I want college towns. I want the visual of a bunch of purple haired freaks screaming that they have to step around stinky brown people to get to work in their idyllic country town turned socialist paradise. I want these college professors to spend their class time ranting about the bum who can't even speak English who's always begging them for money in front of the impressionable 19 year old women who soak up every word.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

107 We also have to put into place a law and a plan for a pathway for citizenship for the millions of people who are here and are prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship."

Translation: Amnesty

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (bs+z0)

108 93 Rules for radicals, people. Rules for radicals. It’s in the book. Hold them to their own standards.
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And laugh at them. They hate to be laughed at.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (xSnmX)

109
Does that make him a coyote?

A Wiley one!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (63Dwl)

110 So DeSantis and Abbott are just doing what Texas and Florida should have done long ago (and what CA, AZ, and NM should do but won't).


no I thought AZ did do it too?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (w0NJk)

111 If I'm one of those illegal migrants, I'm telling Car-Mella that I'm packing up and moving out of her front yard on ONE condition.

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (z9V4B)

112 "There are no tanks in Bagdad!"
(tanks motors by in the background)

Posted by: gourmand du jour ROTFLMAO at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (jTmQV)

113 My only quibble with the ranger picture is that the park ranger should be wearing the up east homo ranger uni with the shorts and ball cap and he SHOULD NOT have a horse... maybe a segway

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (flINI)

114 90 We went from "The border is closed" and "walls are racist" to "OMG! Sending migrants to Martha's Vineyard is literally the holocaust!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (ptqGC)

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Pretty quickly, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

115 "THE!! Rick Wilson is not exactly the brightest bulb..."

But he LOOKS like a light bulb with glasses.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (mR6Gs)

116 Desantis has the nerve of a brass baboon.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (rJ48h)

117 And Gov Abbott, if you're reading, Melville Long Island has lots on 1M plus hated communities and lots of open space for tent cities

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (Zzbjj)

118 more ideas in case they really are reading this: Cambridge MA, Boulder CO, Ann Arbor MI

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (w0NJk)

119 94 DeSatan has no such baggage so he should be more than acceptable to the True Con Crowd.

You're not telling me that was a lie all along, are you?
Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (AQG5x)

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Narrator: It was a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

120 I am outraged that the Border Patrol whipped those migrants so brutally that they dropped their takeout hot wings!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (w2Z7l)

121 NO FUKKIN AMNESTY!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (eJn7u)

122 I read this morning in an article from my former hometown newspaper that Boston wants to ban fossil fuels. There already a pilot program in place for 10communities to do just that.

*

I'm flabbergasted at how dumb safety and comfort has made the majority of Americans. They honestly believe "just turn it off" is the solution.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (XQRb/)

123 117 And Gov Abbott, if you're reading, Melville Long Island has lots on 1M plus hated communities and lots of open space for tent cities


oh yes! the Hamptons! Locust Valley! so many ideas spring to mind!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (w0NJk)

124 A progressive in Portland is not happy:

think about how cruel it is to put fifty people on an airplane to fly across the country and drop off on an island for a crass, racist, heavily publicized political stunt. this country is so sick



It's all fun and games until they come shit on YOUR front porch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

125 >>>I know this sentiment gets tossed

"This sentiment" being your pet name for, um.

Posted by: m at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (GkGYg)

126 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at

Not to mention it warms my black heart.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (v4L7Y)

127
If every GOP governor had half the cojones as DeSantis and Abbott, the border crisis would have been solved long ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (x0n13)

128 We all read that Chuck of Schumer admitted that they will lose the House, and 60% that will hold the Senate. So... yeah.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:14 PM (kQmKE)

129 You know, seizing telephones from people who said they have evidence that the election was rigged is is exactly what people that rigged an election would do.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:14 PM (Y5qcH)

130 96 TJM, just sent you that Nosferatu essay. Hope you can use it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (AW0uW)

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Got it. I'll read it. I'm sure it's fine, and it'll take the place of my post on 10/15.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

131 Is The Rick the predictably idiotic one or is that David French?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 12:14 PM (eGTCV)

132 127
If every GOP governor had half the cojones as DeSantis and Abbott, the border crisis would have been solved long ago.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:13 PM (x0n13)


That is, if they all did this in unison. Every single day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:14 PM (x0n13)

133 LOL!

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson - 1h

RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

134 The Leftists are falling for these so called stunts showing their policies are not ment for them.

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (1PP85)

135 so tell me again how this is different than what the administration is doing by bussing illegal immigrants all over America in the dead of night, or the plane-loads they fly under cover of darkness? I forgot how that's different.

You now understand. Your ilk is losing its ability to have a unilateral attack against We The People. You are getting the shit you force on us crammed right back in to your face.

Hypocrisy to you Leftists is a tool not a vice. You don't have that power over us anymore. We can be just as uncivilized as you.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (3hSHB)

136 We also have to put into place a law and a plan for a pathway for citizenship for the millions of people who are here and are prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship."



There's already a process in place for legal immigration. Stay home. Apply. Follow the process.

I hate what the left has done to this country. Fuck you all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

137 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (DRSnL)


I'd ask the Empress. I'm sure she's got some version about her girl dick that would be appropriate to the moment.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (AW0uW)

138 Fly them to North Carolina!!

hahahaha
(snort)
hahahaha
(wheeze)
hahaha

Sorry, I couldn't help it. It would be like a big family reunion if they did.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (XQRb/)

139 What I found most shocking was that these people had nothing. Saw one or two duffle bags but for the most part all they had was the clothes on their backs. They come here expecting we will house, clothe and feed them and provide medical care for free. Why wouldn't you come?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (Y+l9t)

140 My dick just winked at me. I didn't even know it could do that.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM

Battle not with monsters, lest you become a monster. When you stare into the dick, and the dick stares back at you...

Posted by: Stuff Nietzsche said at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (BgMrQ)

141 Oh My Gee you guys Chris Licht is totally turning CNN into a right-wing "news" outlet! It's Fox Light, as Keith Olbermann says!!!

Hmm. FNC has become CNN Lite so I guess it evens out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (yQpMk)

142 I think I have to call my doctor. It's been more than four hours...

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (OzNIz)

143 106. Donk bedroom communities in Westchester, Nassau, Suffolk and Fairfield need this more.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (Zzbjj)

144 Imagine CNN's reaction if Desantis had them sent up there on AmTrak. The horrors of being crowded into a club car with only Corona to drink. "Man, that is cerveza de caca, we don't even drink that".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (lz5hY)

145 Should have given the Texas contingent each a coupon reading "good for one free K-Ho blowjob".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (39ZqO)

146 I wonder* if CNN have found it more acceptable and humane to have done this by chartering secret flights in the dead of night like Biden has been doing?

(*not really)

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (SOV+T)

147 Black Orchid: Don't think so small. Think the entirety of Bucks County!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (9SjWf)

148 I want college towns. I want the visual of a bunch of purple haired freaks screaming that they have to step around stinky brown people to get to work in their idyllic country town turned socialist paradise.

This.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (Xrfse)

149 Seth Abramson @SethAbramson - 1h

RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (ptqGC)



Ask every one on those buses. They're ready, willing and able to travel the states for free.

EABOD, Seth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

150 I 've never been to Martha's Vineyard. I'd love to have a free ride there.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (NpAcC)

151 That dude in GA better put the pedal to the metal.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (kQmKE)

152 If they are from Africa, the AWFL and JAPs will keep 20% the males on the premises at all times.

Posted by: Eat the NeoCons at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (k0+bJ)

153 Jews were taken in boxcars from their homes to camps.

Unless the Dems imply that border jumpers have a home as soon as they stroll over the border, the from does not apply. Also, unless standing around in Martha's Vineyard is somehow like a work camp or death camp, the to does not apply.

So, it's really nothing like that.

A vacation can be like being carted off to the Deathcamps. Because both involve travel.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:16 PM (krQz2)

154 133 RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

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Pretty sure the people getting on those planes are doing it entirely voluntarily. They even sign forms.

I mean...they could stay in racist Texas and Florida, or they can go to post-racial paradises in MA where they have the wealth to create the humane social safety net undocumented persons of color need.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (LvTSG)

155 147 Black Orchid: Don't think so small. Think the entirety of Bucks County!


I'd say Chester County but it's already basically a sanctuary/colony of Mexico. yay mushrooms!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (w0NJk)

156 If my dick winked at me, I wouldn't trust it. That guy gets into too much trouble.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (Y5qcH)

157 Is it too much to ask to have an immigration system designed to help the country rather than the immigrant?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (yQpMk)

158 RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.

*

Do you not need yards cut and drywall hung and shingles laid up there, gringo?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (XQRb/)

159 Chris Hayes is not happy:

Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.


Pretty sure Hayes has a place on Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

160 I think it's justified to burn Martha's Vineyard to the ground now and refuse to allow any further development afterwards, to preserve a look at the horror for future generations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:04 PM (LvTSG)
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Does Antifa know slavery was once legal in Massachusetts and the wealth of the Vineyard was originally founded on oil (whale, but still!) and colonial subjugation of far-flung Pacific islanders? I mean, really, why does Edgartown still stand? Also, black people were forced to vacation in Oak Bluffs for a hundred years because racism. Why isn't BLM yelling ?Burn the place to the ground!"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (75CTB)

161 None of the illegals walked to Florida, they were shipped there somehow

Posted by: Skip's phone at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (1PP85)

162 My only quibble with the ranger picture is that the park ranger should be wearing the up east homo ranger uni with the shorts and ball cap and he SHOULD NOT have a horse... maybe a segway

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM -
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Swinging a feather boa.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (SchQD)

163 They are angry! It's working.

Posted by: runner at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (kQmKE)

164 Is it too much to ask to have an immigration system designed to help the country rather than the immigrant?

*

Go f*ck yourself.
- The ATF

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (XQRb/)

165 @TheRickWilson - 4h
A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:06 PM (ptqGC)
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Fuck off, Rick.

Also, a cursory search doesn't find 8 USC 1342 at all. 8 USC 1324 appears to match what he's talking about, which is "Bringing in and harboring certain aliens." Specifically, section II:
knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that an alien has come to, entered, or remains in the United States in violation of law, transports, or moves or attempts to transport or move such alien within the United States by means of transportation or otherwise, in furtherance of such violation of law

But to go after the governors under this law would be so hypocritical and asinine that even they might not try it. The sanctuary cities are the ones that knowingly harbor and encourage inflow, as are the NGOs that literally do it for a living.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

166 Hamptons next. Please do the Hamptons.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (OzNIz)

167 114. The NYC media would love them in their burbs and summer towns. Do it DeSantis

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (Zzbjj)

168 Twitter started boosting leftie accounts that are followed by any of your "follows" since last week.

And, hoo-boy, they are loosing their shit over this.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (IyrhE)

169 148 I want college towns. I want the visual of a bunch of purple haired freaks screaming that they have to step around stinky brown people to get to work in their idyllic country town turned socialist paradise.


AGREE

every of those kids should feel like they go to Lehigh, Temple or Case Western lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (w0NJk)

170 A progressive in Portland is not happy:

think about how cruel it is to put fifty people on an airplane to fly across the country and drop off on an island for a crass, racist, heavily publicized political stunt. this country is so sick


As opposed to marching millions of them across all of Central America, exposed to weather, highway bandits, sexual traffickers and other predators.

At least the women on the planes aren't being raped and sold off to sexual bondage for the pleasure of the elites.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (3hSHB)

171 Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.



You built this, fag. Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Haha, awesome.

What rule for radicals is it that states make the opposition live up to their rules/morals?

New slogan: "Illegal Immigration, We're all in this together!"

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (Do5/p)

173
@chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.


Well they flung themselves illegally across Our border

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (bs+z0)

174 90 We went from "The border is closed" and "walls are racist" to "OMG! Sending migrants to Martha's Vineyard is literally the holocaust!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (ptqGC)


My mother would concur. Edgartown is hell on earth compared to the day at the beach that was Mauthausen . . .

/SARC

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (x0n13)

175 "Donde es el Oberleen?"

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (OzNIz)

176 157 Is it too much to ask to have an immigration system designed to help the country rather than the immigrant?
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You must be a racist.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (xSnmX)

177 > CNN apparently believes that sending illegal migrants up to Martha's Vineyard has the "same themes" as the Holocaust.

I know I'm not the greatest student of history, but I don't remember the part of the Holocaust where the Germans led Jews to a single occupancy seat on a passenger train where they sat comfortably for a few hours, then disembarked to one of the wealthiest towns in Germany populated by the wealthiest people in the land. Further, when they arrived, I don't remember them being given access to lawyers, food, shelter, and amazing ocean views.

Like I said, I'm not a great student of history.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (eyxn4)

178 Pushing an old lady out of the way of a bus is essentially the same as pushing an old lady in front of the train.

You are both pushing old ladies around.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (yQpMk)

179 no I thought AZ did do it too?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (w0NJk)

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Ducey has done this, but it seems to be much less subdued than the actions taken by Abbott or DeSantis. And to the extent he did anything, I'm actually surprised.

I expect that a Governor Lake will ramp this up appropriately.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (TNyrE)

180 "THE!! Rick Wilson is not exactly the brightest bulb..."

But he LOOKS like a light bulb with glasses.

Posted by: JoeF

With the socket stuck in an avocado.

Way to go DeathSantis and Abbott.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (u4CEu)

181 161 None of the illegals walked to Florida, they were shipped there somehow


very important point by Skip!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (w0NJk)

182 157. We haven't had that in ages.

Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (Zzbjj)

183 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM


You're asking us?

Um..how about "I'll have what she's having"?

Posted by: Steiner at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (asZuX)

184 It's easy for northern liberals to say the are a sanctuary 2,000 miles away from the border being overrun. It's an entirely different thing when the illegal aliens are dropped off on your doorstep.


More please.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (gmo/4)

185 This will seriously impact Republicans credibility with suburban women. Plus it's racist.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (vBMpQ)

186 So no railroad strike? Now what am I going to do with this truckload of toilet paper?

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (MxEKc)

187 Harvard, Yale, and Bryn Mawyrr (or however you spell it) should be high on the list.

Be sure to ask their pronouns!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (XQRb/)

188 165 But to go after the governors under this law would be so hypocritical and asinine that even they might not try it. The sanctuary cities are the ones that knowingly harbor and encourage inflow, as are the NGOs that literally do it for a living.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

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They're responding to great political theater with references to specific laws that don't actually say what they say. On Twitter.

This is a political messaging coup the likes of which I'm not sure I've ever witnessed in my lifetime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

189 I think this was stupid on DeSantis's part, I mean Florida is on the water, MV is on the water, if DeSantis used like a cruise ship he could have sent tens of thousands instead of just 50.

At one point i did feel sorry for these people, i live in an area with lots of them and most are nice and hardworking, butt it's becoming way too much over the last 10 or so years. They're importing entire fucking countries here, and those folks then plop out half a dozen kids who addres then all citizens.

We need to clear all the illegal immigrants, rewrite citizenship laws to be on equal ground with 99.99% of the world where to be a citizen your parents need to have been citizens, and then we can overhaul our immigration system to allow better, less corrupt, legal immigration.

Time to stop giving a shit about being "mean" all to appease people who think they have the right to do whatever the want, while stealing money through welfare programs.

Posted by: Rbastid at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (vrYal)

190 If my dick winked at me, I wouldn't trust it. That guy gets into too much trouble.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022


***
That might not be so bad. But mine brings me along with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (J2vNu)

191 This might be one of the best political moves of all time. I know some of you Texans have some issues with Abbott but this idea was absolutely brilliant.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (ZLI7S)

192 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (T4tVD)

193 131 Is The Rick the predictably idiotic one or is that David French?

Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 15, 2022 12:14 PM (eGTCV)

I believe Rick is the fall guy to French...who is the other fall guy.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (SOV+T)

194 167 114. The NYC media would love them in their burbs and summer towns. Do it DeSantis
Posted by: CN at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (Zzbjj)


The Hamptons. En Espanol = El Jamptones

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (x0n13)

195 >>@chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.


That's great and all...

but I just wanedt 2 Hot Dogs with Mustard and an Orange Soda.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (L14qM)

196 After we get rid of the 1965 Immigration Law can we send Gay Marriage back to the States for them to decide?

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 12:19 PM (xSnmX)

197 171 Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.
You built this, fag. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

========

He's talking about the NGOs that fund the trek up from Central America to the Rio Grande, right?

Right?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (LvTSG)

198
But to go after the governors under this law would be so hypocritical and asinine that even they might not try it. The sanctuary cities are the ones that knowingly harbor and encourage inflow, as are the NGOs that literally do it for a living.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:17 PM (t0OGg)



Let them try. Then we apply the same standards to the so-called "sanctuary cities" that violate the same laws they're trying to apply here.

Get yer popcorn ready.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.

When it comes to deeply sick and dehumanizing things Chris Hayes is certainly a practicing authority.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (3hSHB)

200 "We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation, including ours and our administration," Harris replied. "But there are still a lot of problems that we are trying to fix given the deterioration that happened over the last four years. We also have to put into place a law and a plan for a pathway for citizenship for the millions of people who are here and are prepared to do what is legally required to gain citizenship."

I'll take Dictionary Definitions of "Gibberish" and "Non Sequitur" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (ayzS/)

201 The second immigrant video above thanks to redridinghood.

Even tho she doesn't eat Spam !

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (T4tVD)

202 At least the women on the planes aren't being raped and sold off to sexual bondage for the pleasure of the elites.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (3hSHB)


Not before they got to Martha's Vineyard anyway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (yQpMk)

203 A vacation can be like being carted off to the Deathcamps. Because both involve travel.
Posted by: Axeman


For a Leftist, it's not a real political argument unless you bring up the nazis. QED.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (IyrhE)

204 Crap. Off, German sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (asZuX)

205
So, I imagine these guys have a pretty decent of who the very most dangerous, most violent Aztec newcomers are.

THOSE are the ones who need to be going to Martha's Vineyard, Bel-Air, etc.

I want the Divine Sparks with the MS-13 tattoos on their eyeballs to be the new neighbors of Our Betters, and their children.

If they can figure out a way to legally supply them with concentrated bath salts, Viagra, and loaded firearms first, that's also a plus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (oINRc)

206 There's already a process in place for legal immigration. Stay home. Apply. Follow the process.

I hate what the left has done to this country. Fuck you all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Step one should be to send them home to begin the process.

Posted by: Javems at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (n62L2)

207 "But there are still a lot of problems that we are trying to fix given the deterioration that happened over the last four years

*

hahahaha

DRINK!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (XQRb/)

208 >> I know some of you Texans have some issues with Abbott but this idea was absolutely brilliant.


He's definitely on a roll.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (L14qM)

209 Rules for radicals, people. Rules for radicals. It’s in the book. Hold them to their own standards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (eJn7u)

----

Oh you! Like we have standards.

Posted by: Liberals everywhere at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (zL564)

210 RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.


Except the wetbacks DID consent before boarding the busses.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (Ie9ru)

211 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM
---
I expect it's "I'm wet."

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (krQz2)

212 >It's humid in the basement


The Sump just kicked on.
Posted by: garrett

Because of Jordan ?

Posted by: JT at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (T4tVD)

213 Do Rehoboth Beach next.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

214 This is beautiful. What would be even more so is hearing about employers being fined for hiring illegals.

Posted by: Dandolo at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (cLIEd)

215 >>Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.

Biden has been bussing and flying illegals all around the country for nearly 2 years, why is it only now a problem?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (ZLI7S)

216 Let them try. Then we apply the same standards to the so-called "sanctuary cities" that violate the same laws they're trying to apply here.

Get yer popcorn ready.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Nope. US Code. Federal law. The DoJ, even if it launches a prosecution of the red state governors over this, would *never* consider doing such a thing to blue state governors, blue city mayors or the gigantic NGO complex.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (t0OGg)

217 @chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.

These people are loons

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (mR6Gs)

218 I'm waiting for the left to start crying about how difficult relocating migrants will make it for them to show up to their Asylum Hearings. To anticipate that, we should form an NGO called "Asylum Hearing Buddy" which partners them with a retired LEO who can assist them to attend.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (OzNIz)

219 Except the wetbacks DID consent before boarding the busses.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2022 12:21 PM (Ie9ru)
---
You think that's going to stop certain Hawaiian judges?

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (krQz2)

220 Kamala talks about the last four years, two of which they have been in control.
No one ever asks the follow up question. What are you doing to fix things? What is the plan? Giving people citizenship even if that was feasible, does not stop more illegals from crossing the border. In fact, it incentivizes them. So, I repeat the question, What have you done in the past two years to stop illegal immigration at the border?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (Y+l9t)

221 202 At least the women on the planes aren't being raped and sold off to sexual bondage for the pleasure of the elites.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (3hSHB)

Not before they got to Martha's Vineyard anyway.
-----------
Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (xSnmX)

222 Local radio says Biden approval has risen from 36% to 45%.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

223 Two words. Wilmington, DE.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (lz5hY)

224 207 "But there are still a lot of problems that we are trying to fix given the deterioration that happened over the last four years


So she's admitting that her regime is responsible for almost 2 years of that "deterioration. " ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (bs+z0)

225 >>>213 Do Rehoboth Beach next.


yup. right next to the wall around Biden's compound.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (B3oWe)

226 I love that the illegals are wearing drywall masks. That's hilarious.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (XQRb/)

227 The Daily Daddario has been given contradictory direction about her feelings on this matter, and she's not giving the greatest, most convincing performance of her life:

https://tinyurl.com/4k7zsysh

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (LvTSG)

228 > What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

It tingled?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (eyxn4)

229 2 down, at least 68 more to go (NY Post):

Nov 6, 2021 The US has sent over 70 flights of migrants from the Mexican border to Jacksonville, Florida since the summer -- but the Biden administration has not disclosed any information about the clandestine...

https://tinyurl.com/3zkm7a8f

But it's a start.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (JOtiF)

230 222 Local radio says Biden approval has risen from 36% to 45%.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (63Dwl)

On Rasmussen it has

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (bs+z0)

231
What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61


Some variation of "Prehensile Nipples" should work...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (n+4am)

232 I laughed when I saw this. Hopefully, AZ decides to play along.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (1ZzVA)

233 The illegals should have understood what was happening to them when they saw highway signs saying "El Trabajo Te Pondrá".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (ayzS/)

234 "That's how we do it in the O.C., bitch."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

235 160 -- Not to mention the Yankee ship captain-owners who transported slaves from Africa to the Caribbean to trade for rum to sell in the colonies. The Triangle Trade.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 15, 2022 12:23 PM (9SjWf)

236
Step one should be to send them home to begin the process.
Posted by: Javems at September 15, 2022 12:20 PM (n62L2)



Agreed wholeheartedly. I was against this in the beginning because it's not solving anything, only distributing lawbreakers across the country.

However, the reactions of the sanctuary cities having to put their money where their mouth is has made this largely worth it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Potomac, Maryland.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (75CTB)

238 Just think of all the diversity Martha's Vineyard is getting and how much stronger it will make it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (Y5qcH)

239
Nothing is more dehumanizing than being on television. Those people are all one cut above monkeys. If that.

Get on the next plane, Chris.

It's flying to the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (oINRc)

240 "This is beautiful. What would be even more so is hearing about employers being fined for hiring illegals."

I have actually seen PSAs in NYC warning employers of dire penalties for inquiring about an applicant's legal status.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (OzNIz)

241 Send some to the Bush compound in Kennebunkport.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (xPl2J)

242 >>Local radio says Biden approval has risen from 36% to 45%.


Yuh - Huh

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (L14qM)

243 I know some of you Texans have some issues with Abbott but this idea was absolutely brilliant.

And he also puts that punk Beto in a box--how can that Kennedywannabe even respond to this?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (mR6Gs)

244 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM
---
I expect it's "I'm wet."
Posted by: Axeman

I think he gets it.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (Y+l9t)

245 I recommend blue enclaves in purple states.

Blacksburg, VA next.

500 illegal immigrants there would be wildly disruptive.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM (LvTSG)


Considering my youngest just started at VT, I'd prefer that they didn't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic, Ashli Babbitt/Rosanne Boyland at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

246 > Biden has been bussing and flying illegals all around the country for nearly 2 years, why is it only now a problem?

THAT'S DIFFERENT!
*foot stamp*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (eyxn4)

247 something to be said for strong gov's with some balls in their sacks

Posted by: its a grand ol flag at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (a6cfS)

248 Fine with restates sending illegals to blue state/sanctuary cities. Tired of listening to these virtue signaling c*cksuckers beat red states over the head as racist while changing the voter demographic of the state so they can take it over.

Also listened to enough of their red states are supported by blue states because red states are a drain on the welfare system, again as they flood red states with illegals that are immediately put on some form of government assistance/welfare.

Tired of supporting red states? Ok MF'ers, here you go. Take the people you claim to care about and put them on your dole in your sanctuary state/cities.

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my "faggot" cycling shorts at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (0jZnq)

249 STOP! STOP!

I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!!

Posted by: Kreiger at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (wtvvX)

250 However, the reactions of the sanctuary cities having to put their money where their mouth is has made this largely worth it.

*

Yep. Start sending families with little kids, too. Let those little darlings start f*cking up THEIR school systems.

What do you mean you don't want them next to Kimmy? And why are you worried about the costs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (XQRb/)

251 Local radio says Biden approval has risen from 36% to 45%.

Must have been that Satan Speech

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (mR6Gs)

252 213 Do Rehoboth Beach next.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Man, we used to drive down there in summer all the time

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (EGSGm)

253 Hahahahahaha!

@MaxBoot

@GovRonDeSantis' heartlessness and cynicism is hard to exaggerate. Basically using poor immigrants as pawns in the culture wars--and stepping stones to the presidency. Beneath contempt. He would be very dangerous if he ever became president.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

254 Send a 747 full to Davos.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)

255 249 STOP! STOP!

I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT!!!
Posted by: Kreiger at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (wtvvX)


"Pfft!"

- - Zombie Bob Dole

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (x0n13)

256 You know, if some guy got off the bus carrying a leaf blower and a rake, I would have a little respect for him.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (lz5hY)

257 222 Local radio says Biden approval has risen from 36% to 45%.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2022 12:22 PM (63Dwl)


If true, we're a broken and stupid country beyond what I thought.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (H8QX8)

258 I expect it's "I'm wet."
Posted by: Axeman

I think he gets it.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (Y+l9t)
==============
are we still doing phrasing?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (75CTB)

259 I'm seriously wondering where they will be staying there or if some lib NGO has stepped up to help them. They should go to one of those house that have the "Hate Has No Home Here" signs and ask for food and shelter.

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (MxEKc)

260 Meanwhile over at National Review:
"Immigration and the Increasing Irreligious Nature of Republicans in a MAGA Party", by David French.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (vBMpQ)

261 This bikini brunette laugh at the hyperbolic outrage of those who enable and loudly support the trafficking of illegals but don't want it in their own backyards:
https://is.gd/4jEYlT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (t0OGg)

262 Basically using poor immigrants as pawns in the culture wars

*

THEY'RE NOT THE RIGHT COLOR!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (XQRb/)

263 There's already a process in place for legal immigration. Stay home. Apply. Follow the process.

I hate what the left has done to this country. Fuck you all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

Step one should be to send them home to begin the process.
Posted by: Javems

Government tries to claim that immigration is their role. That's correct. Legal immigration is the governments responsibility. Illegal immigration is a state issue.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (Ie9ru)

264 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 15, 2022 12:02 PM
==
*checks style guide*

Says right here: "sploosh"

Posted by: cause 'ette's are very responsive at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (F9Uiz)

265 "Then we apply the same standards to the so-called "sanctuary cities" that violate the same laws they're trying to apply here."

We as in the GOPe?
I'm not very confident that this will actually happen.
Double standards and all.

Posted by: Bosk at September 15, 2022 12:26 PM (v4L7Y)

266 The Dems are basically admitting that Texas can't do anything to stop entry, because it's a federal function to control immigration, but they have somehow assigned housing and feeding of these people to the state they enter.

There is no such prerogative given to the federal government.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (krQz2)

267 ules for radicals, people. Rules for radicals. It’s in the book. Hold them to their own standards.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 15, 2022 12:11 PM (eJn7u)
----

Oh you! Like we have standards.
Posted by: Liberals everywhere


They have twice as many standards as Normals.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (3hSHB)

268 Send a 747 full to Davos.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)
===============
oh yeah.

totally on board with this idea.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (75CTB)

269 Send some to the Bush compound in Kennebunkport.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 15, 2022 12:24 PM (xPl2J)

An Act of Love

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (mR6Gs)

270 Hopefully they loaded them onto the busses with handguns, burglary tools, and porn.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (A7urr)

271 Ace: "My dick just winked at me. I didn't even know it could do that."

Ace, sometimes I think you've gone 'round the bend. I worry about you.

Posted by: Ralph at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (Qf//C)

272 To steal from Chuy, I'm beating my dick like it owes me money.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (yQpMk)

273 >>>So no railroad strike? Now what am I going to do with this truckload of toilet paper?

>Sell it for $1 per roll? I recently bought a 12 pack of TP and 6 pack of paper towels. $22. Thanks Joe Biden!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (w2Z7l)

274 Rasmussen Biden approval 7/21 - 36%
Rasmussen Biden approval today - 45%

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (xPl2J)

275 James Carville was damned creepy as Nosferatu.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (8IXzc)

276 I saw Shrugging Vulva open for the Winking Dicks at The Whiskey back in 84. What a show that was.

Posted by: Hairpin turn concrete truck collision take me now at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (Uglkq)

277 Diversity is your strength, assholes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (Y5qcH)

278 "This is beautiful. What would be even more so is hearing about employers being fined for hiring illegals."

I have actually seen PSAs in NYC warning employers of dire penalties for inquiring about an applicant's legal status.
Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022


***
Yep. Fine 'em whether they knew the worker was illegal or not. Triple the fine for each individual criminal found. After 3 offenses, the CEO gets hauled off to jail.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (J2vNu)

279 @MaxBoot
@GovRonDeSantis' heartlessness and cynicism is hard to exaggerate. Basically using poor immigrants as pawns in the culture wars--and stepping stones to the presidency. Beneath contempt. He would be very dangerous if he ever became president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Hey Max? Blow me.

The illegals aliens wouldn't be there at all if not for our deliberately porous border and the policies of you and your ilk who demand they stay that way. Florida is not even a border state, so every single illegal alien in that state was trafficked there, primarily by the federal government and connected NGOs. You know, *your* crowd.

So again, blow me. Take your worship of disastrous, mediocre, false and ineffective "expertise" and cram it up your stupid ass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (t0OGg)

280 >>This bikini brunette laugh at the hyperbolic outrage of those who enable and loudly support the trafficking of illegals but don't want it in their own backyards:
https://is.gd/4jEYlT


Mons dieu!

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (L14qM)

281

why wouldn't Kammy and Barry welcome in these potential cabana boys?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (XnbJC)

282
@MaxBoot

@GovRonDeSantis' heartlessness and cynicism is hard to exaggerate. Basically using poor immigrants as pawns in the culture wars--and stepping stones to the presidency. Beneath contempt. He would be very dangerous if he ever became president.

------

Not as dangerous for you as monkeypox, you fuckin' fairy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (oINRc)

283 Meanwhile over at National Review:
"Immigration and the Increasing Irreligious Nature of Republicans in a MAGA Party", by David French.
=====
WHY DO THESE HOMO'S KEEP STARING AT MY C*CK, AS I PARADE AROUND IN MY BICYCLE SHORTS. ITS ALMOST AS IF THEY CAN'T STOP STARING AT MY THROBBING ERECTION, WHICH WON'T GO DOWN BECAUSE THEY KEEP LOOKING AT ME!!
Posted by: David French

Posted by: Twas willowed in earlier thread now relevant again at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (tQLvR)

284 Sending them to Davos wouldn't work. Ya know why?
BECAUSE THE SWISS ENFORCE THEIR BORDERS!

Posted by: gourmand du jour ROTFLMAO at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (jTmQV)

285 Isn't there a way to reduce illegal immigration without "making lefty heads explode"? I'm not complaining, I'm just trying to imagine a path to the problem being negligibly small. I would observe it doesn't involve the participation of the left in any way.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (44ww/)

286 @MaxBoot

@GovRonDeSantis' heartlessness and cynicism is hard to exaggerate. Basically using poor immigrants as pawns in the culture wars--and stepping stones to the presidency. Beneath contempt. He would be very dangerous if he ever became president.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

So it's not just Trump who is beyond the pale, right NT's?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (mR6Gs)

287 The Vineyard is actually beautiful at this time of year. Great fishing too. I hope Juan Valdez brought his gear.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)

288 @TheRickWilson - 4h
A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...



Now do the Biden administration flying them around in the dead of night and dumping them in primarily red states, you pederast asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

289 How do you like me now, sugar tits?
Posted by: Greg Abbott


Honestly, when he first said he was going to do this, I figured it would be a one-time political stunt. It may still be a stunt in the sense that it's not meaningfully reducing the number of illegals in TX but I'll give him credit for keeping it up and making some people notice no matter how hard they try not to.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (nfrXX)

290 *giggles*

*guffaws"

*slaps knee*

*rolls on floor holding sides"

THANK YOU SO MUCH, ace. I needed that.

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (cTCuP)

291 Upcoming poll question: "Do you favor rounding up children seeking asylum in the US and sending them thousands of miles to an undisclosed location for political purposes?"

Upcoming headline: "60% of Americans Against Red State Governors Relocating Migrants!"

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (OzNIz)

292 The NIMBY Compassionate of the Democratic Party.

The display NIMBY Compassion.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (krQz2)

293 Wait, I thought people like Rick Wilson wanted the policies of people like DeSantis because they had honor and dignity and knew the system, unlike that vile Trump?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (Rl7KJ)

294 I have no problem with this, except Florida, Texas, and Arizona need to be shipping thousands per day, not hundreds.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 12:30 PM (lTGtQ)

295 >>Rasmussen Biden approval 7/21 - 36%
>>Rasmussen Biden approval today - 45%


Rasmussen is a joke.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (L14qM)

296 286 So it's not just Trump who is beyond the pale, right NT's?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (mR6Gs)

========

DeSantis is worse than Trump. If only we could go back to the time when Republicans elected nice people like Trump.

Oh, wait...Trump is still running for president? Can they both be literally Hitler?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

297 "Just a few days ago, Kamala Harris used her rotten mouth for the activity it is second-most famous for..."

Dang, I knows that Kumalas mouth is only good for one thang!

Posted by: Willie B! at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (/7oeZ)

298 Pompeo seems right on border control and China ... and has the DC background. The CIA part introduces "concern", but we need (good) people that know the system inside and out.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (Cus5s)

299 It dewed.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (SchQD)

300 We are just spreading the joy and beauty of these migrants. They are the future of our country and the spark of life.

Or something like that, right?

Suck it, libturds. Own your virtue signaling. Lets see how compassionate you truly are.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (haWye)

301 Hopefully they loaded them onto the busses with handguns, burglary tools, and porn.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 12:27 PM (A7urr)

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Future FBI agents?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (1ZzVA)

302 Isn't there a way to reduce illegal immigration without "making lefty heads explode"?

No. Because they don't WANT to solve illegal immigration. They think it's their future voter base.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (ayzS/)

303 Isn't there a way to reduce illegal immigration without "making lefty heads explode"? I'm not complaining, I'm just trying to imagine a path to the problem being negligibly small. I would observe it doesn't involve the participation of the left in any way.
++++

Build a wall?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (Y+l9t)

304 Local radio says Biden approval has risen from 36% to 45%.

Must have been that Satan Speech
Posted by: JoeF.
==
Clearly.

Posted by: Non ironically at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (b4f4N)

305 Lefty heads exploding is always a good thing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (8IXzc)

306 >> Upcoming poll question: "Do you favor rounding up children seeking asylum in the US and sending them thousands of miles to an undisclosed location for political purposes?"


Depends. If you are dumping them in an active Volcano?

Then, yes.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (L14qM)

307 Meanwhile, NYC is sending busses of illegals to Florida

Posted by: espinostifer at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (rQ950)

308 Rasmussen Biden approval 7/21 - 36%
Rasmussen Biden approval today - 45%
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 15, 2022 12:28 PM (xPl2J)

The only thing I can think of is a lot of idiots are giving him credit for gas prices going down to only a $1.50 more than when Trump was president

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (mR6Gs)

309 Send them to Mitch McConnell's neighborhood. Provide them blue tarps for shelter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (A7urr)

310 The left: Undocumented immigrants bring the blessings of diversity and just want to do the jobs lazy Americans won't do.

Also the left: It is racist and mean to send those dirty criminals to where WE live.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (ESjRY)

311 Attention Horde:

If I ever say anything like, "Wow, {David French|Max Boot|Rick Wilson|etc.} really made a compelling argument and I have changed my mind after reading it," then assume that I have been replaced with an alien pod person and immediately ban me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (t0OGg)

312
Rail Strike could be an opportunity here.

Let border States form a compact to meet whatever excessive demands the Union has. Let them take over Amtrak, and ship millions North into the Scumtopia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (oINRc)

313 With luck, a spark of divinity becomes a raging fire.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (yQpMk)

314 Fly some to Canada!

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (Y274z)

315 The only thing I can think of is a lot of idiots are giving him credit for gas prices going down to only a $1.50 more than when Trump was president
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (mR6Gs)

Gas went up 20 cents here in a week

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (bs+z0)

316 The left: Undocumented immigrants bring the blessings of diversity and just want to do the jobs lazy Americans won't do.

Also the left: It is racist and mean to send those dirty criminals to where WE live.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (ESjRY)



Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

317 Meanwhile, NYC is sending busses of illegals to Florida
Posted by: espinostifer at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (rQ950)

Talk about "spiteful."
NYC has welcomed illegals for decades

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (mR6Gs)

318 Ukraine needs soldiers. Fly them there.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (Y274z)

319 Isn't there a way to reduce illegal immigration without "making lefty heads explode"?

Put any illegal apprehended to hard labor for 10 years and take any assets they have on them when arrested. Then drop them back over the wall (which we had since built).

Posted by: 18-1 at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (ESjRY)

320 Also, does THE Rick Wilson not remember that the INS hasn't existed since Bush 43 made the grievous error of creating the DHS?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

321 It may still be a stunt in the sense that it's not meaningfully reducing the number of illegals in TX but I'll give him credit for keeping it up and making some people notice no matter how hard they try not to.

It's not about reducing the number of illegals in any significant way, it's about showing the utter corruption and hypocrisy of the left with regard to illegal immigration. The left is beyond shame, but sane people are noticing.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (ayzS/)

322 312
Rail Strike could be an opportunity here.

Let border States form a compact to meet whatever excessive demands the Union has. Let them take over Amtrak, and ship millions North into the Scumtopia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (oINRc)

I thought the rail strike was averted?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (Rl7KJ)

323 308 The only thing I can think of is a lot of idiots are giving him credit for gas prices going down to only a $1.50 more than when Trump was president
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (mR6Gs)

==========

Go look up Obama's approval ratings in 2010.

It's pretty clear that these polls don't actually predict midterm outcomes.

Thought experiment: How do you know a poll of an election is right or wrong? You measure it against the actual race run with actual numbers.

How do you measure to see if a presidential approval rating is right or wrong?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

324 Ukraine needs soldiers. Fly them there.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2022 12:33 PM (Y274z)

Russia needs them more, apparently.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (xPl2J)

325 The latest Rasmussen poll included every swinging dick in the International Brotherhood of Choo Choo Train Workers, who will get a 24% pay boost retroactive from the beginning of time.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (lz5hY)

326 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61

>It's pink, moist and engorged. Too long?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (w2Z7l)

327 311 Attention Horde:

If I ever say anything like, "Wow, {David French|Max Boot|Rick Wilson|etc.} really made a compelling argument and I have changed my mind after reading it," then assume that I have been replaced with an alien pod person and immediately ban me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:32 PM (t0OGg)

=========

*Donald Sutherland scream*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

328 DeSantis is being charitable. He's sending them to the places where they'll receive the most benefits. Right?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (H8QX8)

329 "Broken immigration system" and "pathway to citizenship" are two cliches that are so begging for the least bit of intelligent probing by a journalist --and that's putting it very, very politely.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (OzNIz)

330 >>Fly some to Canada!


They are actually flying/busing them to the northern border to traverse into Canada.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM (L14qM)

331 Send a couple of busloads to Chappaqua, NY and the Pelosi compound in Napa.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

332 Also listened to enough of their red states are supported by blue states because red states are a drain on the welfare system, again as they flood red states with illegals that are immediately put on some form of government assistance/welfare.

Tired of supporting red states? Ok MF'ers, here you go. Take the people you claim to care about and put them on your dole in your sanctuary state/cities.
Posted by: JROD

When they say that, they NEVER compare apples to apples and go with straight welfare. They use total federal dollars.

Guess what eats up large chunks of federal money? Yeah. Military bases.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (Ie9ru)

333 Oh, wait...Trump is still running for president? Can they both be literally Hitler?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

"Two Little Hitlers."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (mR6Gs)

334 171 Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.
You built this, fag. Reap it.
Posted by: Sponge



The next bunch of illegal immigrants need to be dropped off right on Chrissy Hayes doorstep, because HE CARES!!! Right?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (xSnmX)

335 >>> It dewed.

very ladylike and dainty, compared to the alternatives.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (B3oWe)

336 Twilio just announced they are laying off 11% of their workforce. But, don't worry, the layoffs are going to be race based.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (lTGtQ)

337 Oldie but still good: I haven't seen Democrats this angry since slavery was abolished.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

338 It dewed.

very ladylike.


Too graphic. It glistened.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 12:36 PM (ayzS/)

339 Gas went up 20 cents here in a week
Posted by: It's me donna


Same here. I think a little more actually.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (Ie9ru)

340 Suck it, libturds. Own your virtue signaling. Lets see how compassionate you truly are.

That should be the strategy, at every turn. Sadly, not nearly enough Americans are willing to implement it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (Xrfse)

341 What "same themes" could they reasonably be referring to? I can't even figure out what they are trying to convey.

I guess forcing them to be moved to a new location ... is the theme they are going for? But they are not forced, and they are sent to a rich place, not left in the desert.

And certainly, as far as we know, they were not murdered or put in forced labor camps on arrival. (though they might get medically experimented on, if they force the jab on them)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (Cus5s)

342 82...btw the Philly papers are all stressed about being "next" on Abbott's "list" heh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:10 PM (w0NJk)

Philly already has zombies, they don't need illegals.
On second thought, maybe the illegals could clean out the zombies.

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (Rbu5d)

343 @chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.
---
What crisis at the border?

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (krQz2)

344 Non-border states: “ain’t doing shit until if affects me, asshole!”
Bored states: “you terms are acceptable.”

Posted by: Legion of Boom at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (Xgoim)

345 What's the 'ette version of "it moved"?
Posted by: Jordan61



*squirt*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

346 -
actual race run with actual numbers
---

Damn, I miss those.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (SchQD)

347 Quite seriously, what if illegals were sentenced to provide free labor BUILDING the wall? Give them credit for each day's completed labor off their mandatory 3 year sentence, prior to deportation.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (OzNIz)

348 David French|Max Boot|Rick Wilson, the bearded bald men with beady eyes and low T, entered a funhouse and had more trouble with the wacky mirrors than most people.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (44ww/)

349 I'm kinda hoping the blues states get revenge by sending up what they hate, guns and send in them to red states. They can just parachute them in if necessary.

Posted by: Ripley at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (MxEKc)

350 The immigrant that is being interviewed has bit of the South Asian accent, no?

Posted by: Simon Jester at September 15, 2022 12:37 PM (BSu3l)

351
"Two Little Hitlers."
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15, 2022 12:35 PM (mR6Gs)



Playing this weekend at Shubert Theater.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

352 It dewed.

very ladylike.
===
Well, if that means: "its running down my leg like someone turned on a faucet. Sure."

Posted by: Pam Poovey at September 15, 2022 12:38 PM (gcVwP)

353 53 >>@TheRickWilson - 4h
A friend points out @RonDeSantisFL flew two planeloads of illegal migrants from Venezuela to Martha's Vineyard without coordinating with DHS or INS...
Does that make him a coyote?
I mean, I'm no lawyer, but 8 USC 1342...

Retard.
Posted by: ace at September 15, 2022 12:07 PM (B3oWe)

Has that fat fuk denounsed his beer cooler yet, or nah?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 15, 2022 12:38 PM (53oGX)

354 Turgid here, boss.

Posted by: butch at September 15, 2022 12:38 PM (hqDNJ)

355 This made me smile more than any post in the past approximate two years. Sometimes life CAN be beautiful.

Posted by: RM at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (0eYOS)

356 Suck it, libturds. Own your virtue signaling. Lets see how compassionate you truly are.
---
NIMBY Compassion is just like being generous with other people's money.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (krQz2)

357 335 >>> It dewed.

very ladylike and dainty, compared to the alternatives.
ace


No woman ever said this.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (Y+l9t)

358 I know it's Wiki but there's a lot of interesting information here, including a number of states who have outlawed sanctuary cities. That was good news.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanctuary_city

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (cTCuP)

359 When they say that, they NEVER compare apples to apples and go with straight welfare. They use total federal dollars.

Guess what eats up large chunks of federal money? Yeah. Military bases.


And if it so damned important that there is federal money equity, then those retiring Yankees can stay in their northern climates and quit invading Georgia, Florida, the Carolinas and other warm weather destinations.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (3hSHB)

360 337 Oldie but still good: I haven't seen Democrats this angry since slavery was abolished.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:36 PM (ptqGC)


That is a classic!!

Posted by: kraken at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (Vr12I)

361 106...I want these college professors to spend their class time ranting about the bum who can't even speak English who's always begging them for money in front of the impressionable 19 year old women who soak up every word.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

So, Harvard.
Is tater there, yet?

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (Rbu5d)

362

No woman ever said this.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (Y+l9t)



I guess you've never read any of Stacy Abrams 'novels.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

363 "Obama's gonna put you'all back in chains!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (N8C0u)

364 This sad, pathetic lard ass chimes in:

George Conway @gtconway3d

I'm puzzled why @GovAbbott doesn't send migrants to Mar-a-Lago in buses emblazoned with "BUT YOU SAID MEXICO WAS PAYING FOR THE WALL"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

365 Meanwhile, NYC is sending busses of illegals to Florida
Posted by: espinostifer at September 15, 2022


***
Florida should turn them around and send them back.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

366
And I know this is all a PR stunt, but it's a story I actually do think matters - every single thing like this is a good thing. Every such development drives in another little wedge. Every one shows just a little more clearly that we are not one country, and shouldn't try to remain one. They help move the Overton Window just a little further, and hopefully one day, the statement "fuck this, let's break it all up and go our separate ways" will be a routine and common sentiment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (oINRc)

367 chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.
---------

LMAO leftards are hilarious. The way they turn on a dime to acting like they are so far above this stuff is almost incomprehensible.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (AQG5x)

368 >>>Ron DeSantis followed through on his promise to drop off illegal immigrants in progressive states, sending two planes full of migrants to Martha's Vineyard on Wednesday.

Wait until Bronco reads about that in the newspapers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (yHsuS)

369 @283 Twas willowed/coward ass pussy that has to sock themselves than use their actual nic-Hey look dickhead. If you are going to talk shit at least know what the fuck you are talking about. Cyclists to not wear cycling shorts to parade their cocks around you idiot. Cycling shorts are PADDED in the crotch area for comfort. That padding will make your dick look bigger thus making people like you go, "OMG THAT GUY IS PARADING HIS COCK AROUND!!!" The reason why cyclists on the road wear tight clothing is for aerodynamic purposes be they an amateur, beginner or pro. If you've ever slung your leg and tried to pedal your fat out of shape ass in a head wind then you'd know WTF I'm talking about. But hey go right ahead and look like the coward ass douche you are. Pussy.

Seriously educate yourself before piping off sounding like a f'ing idiot.

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (0jZnq)

370 Still galls me that the BP with the reins were cleared of wrongdoing but punished anyway by Biden the usurper.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (fs1hN)

371 "Meanwhile, NYC is sending busses of illegals to Florida
Posted by: espinostifer at September 15, 2022"

Operation Trebuchet?

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (OzNIz)

372 Supply the future ones to the Naval Observatory with pup-tents.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (yikp0)

373 Ace, your headline spells the name of the island as “Martha’s Vinyard.” Looks like you’re missing an “e” after the “n” in the second word.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (8IXzc)

374 If DeSantis' example has finally spurred other governors to not play the "go along to get along" game, that alone will make him the greatest executive of the modern era.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (bhRsz)

375 So, Harvard.
Is tater there, yet?

Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 15, 2022 12:39 PM (Rbu5d)

-------

They're created a new Assness Chair for him in the Journalism School.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (N8C0u)

376
George Conway @gtconway3d

I'm puzzled why @GovAbbott doesn't send migrants to Mar-a-Lago in buses emblazoned with "BUT YOU SAID MEXICO WAS PAYING FOR THE WALL"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (ptqGC)



You're an idiot. Mexico WAS paying for the wall. Then you stole an election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

377 can we send the bulpatch types to Mexico City in trade?

god am I sick of these lardy femmes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (w0NJk)

378 367 chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively

I'd like to fling them back over the border

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (bs+z0)

379 David French|Max Boot|Rick Wilson, the bearded bald men with beady eyes and low T, entered a funhouse and had more trouble with the wacky mirrors than most people.

Posted by: BourbonChicken

The fun house mirrors actually make them look normal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (u4CEu)

380 Has a Hawaiian judge ruled on this yet?

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (3p4cr)

381 The universe of things that George Conway doesn't understand is vast, starting with how to please a woman.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (yQpMk)

382 Now send homeless there too...and provide them that universal basic income as long as they stay.

Posted by: haywood at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (6g5Kl)

383
Florida should turn them around and send them back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

Indeed. Pay the fares, and send it right back.

Let the Aztecs learn about and tell each other "Tio Juan has been on a bus for the last 8 months! Don't go!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (oINRc)

384 Kabuki theater: Biden has "settled" the rail dispute at the last minute, and averted a rail strike.

All hail Brandon!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (I2/tG)

385 @chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.

We're flinging people now? Like Dwarf tossing? I thought that was illegal or racist or something. I want proof of this flinging thing. It might be interesting.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (BjGT6)

386 Every lawyer in DoJ HQ in DC is now being flogged twice a day until they find a law or some ancient SCOTUS ruling that gives Biden a basis to issue an EO that prohibits the voluntary, state-funded transport of illegals across state lines.

I expect the floggings will soon increase to three a day.

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 12:43 PM (AMIL/)

387 As someone here said, Biden's been flying planeloads of illegal aliens to red areas for months without a peep from MSM and liberals. But DeSantis and Abbott are literally Hitler.

Posted by: Archer at September 15, 2022 12:43 PM (gmo/4)

388 I guess you've never read any of Stacy Abrams 'novels.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September

And have no intention to. It seems liberal,women do not enjoy the things that make life enjoyable.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:43 PM (Y+l9t)

389 This thread and the news about Abbott and DeSantis sending illegals to blue enclaves, has given me such a happy today.

Now I'm waiting for the Biden family to be shamed over Hunter wanting to bail on providing child support to the little girl he fathered, who the family refuses to acknowledge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

390 Twilio just announced they are laying off 11% of their workforce. But, don't worry, the layoffs are going to be race based.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022


***
Uh-huh.

Posted by: Caucasians at Twilio at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

391 >>If DeSantis' example has finally spurred other governors to not play the "go along to get along" game, that alone will make him the greatest executive of the modern era.

DeSantis is great but the credit for this idea goes to Abbott.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

392 "Every lawyer in DoJ HQ in DC is now being flogged twice a day until they find a law or some ancient SCOTUS ruling that gives Biden a basis to issue an EO that prohibits the voluntary, state-funded transport of illegals across state lines."

You are correct Sir.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (OzNIz)

393 384 Kabuki theater: Biden has "settled" the rail dispute at the last minute, and averted a rail strike.

All hail Brandon!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 15, 2022 12:42 PM (I2/tG)

Yep . I knew this was a set up yesterday to make Joe look good

Posted by: It's me donna at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (bs+z0)

394 I'm puzzled why @GovAbbott doesn't send migrants to Mar-a-Lago in buses emblazoned with "BUT YOU SAID MEXICO WAS PAYING FOR THE WALL"

You must admit the Left is certainly skilled in diverting blame and rerouting it to innocent parties.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (3hSHB)

395 I think that we should come up with our preferred list of drop off points and submit them to Abbott and DeSantis. For my neck of the woods I'd suggest nearly anywhere in Cuyahoga County, OH. Always solid D in an otherwise very red state. We can throw in Franklin County (Columbus) now that my daughter no longer lives there.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (exm8+)

396
DeSantis is being charitable. He's sending them to the places where they'll receive the most benefits. Right?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 15, 2022 12:34 PM


I read that they called a local church and washed their hands of the problem. After all, it's those icky Christians in this country causing all the problems. Let them do the heavy lifting.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (y3pKJ)

397 133 LOL!

Seth Abramson @SethAbramson - 1h

RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (ptqGC)

Commerce Clause! It works... though like The Rick Willson, I'm not a lawyer.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (53oGX)

398
One, two Hitlers stand before you
That's what I said now
Hitlers, Hitlers who abhor you
And one is fat, now.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:44 PM (krQz2)

399 Ooh, I love this (stolen from Twitter):

Dark Brandon meets Dark DeSantis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

400 I saw Lardy Femmes open for Queen at the Hollywood Bowl back in 87.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (SchQD)

401 Rasmussen Biden approval 7/21 - 36%
Rasmussen Biden approval today - 45%
Posted by: Mark1971
____________________

He's been in the 40s for over a month. Was at 47% on 8/23. Either the poll is totally fucked up or the country is.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (SIZS3)

402 If you've ever slung your leg and tried to pedal your fat out of shape ass in a head wind then you'd know WTF I'm talking about. But hey go right ahead and look like the coward ass douche you are. Pussy.

Seriously educate yourself before piping off sounding like a f'ing idiot.
Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (0jZnq)



I have. I wear shorts over the padded cycling tights. I'm not competing against anyone and do NOT notice the minute amount of wind resistance added by wearing shorts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

403 285 Isn't there a way to reduce illegal immigration without "making lefty heads explode"? I'm not complaining, I'm just trying to imagine a path to the problem being negligibly small. I would observe it doesn't involve the participation of the left in any way.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (44ww/)


No. We seem to be at the point that if something is not an idea of the Left, then it's just wrong. Anything and everything. The lefties with heads that will explode are not interested in "compromise" nor "working together".

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (8C7+r)

404 >>Kabuki theater: Biden has "settled" the rail dispute at the last minute, and averted a rail strike.


And. Not to mention...
for the one minute of time when ALL the Amtrak Passenger Trains were canceled and BEFORE the refunds were issued, Joe Biden made Amtrak Profitable!

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (L14qM)

405 My dick just winked at me. I didn't even know it could do that.

Time for a second look at the owner's manual?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (a3Q+t)

406 give them 25 year old RVs and park on the street outside Kommiela's place.

Posted by: haywood at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (6g5Kl)

407 "Seth Abramson @SethAbramson - 1h

RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:15 PM (ptqGC)"

Right after you prosecute all those religiously exempted NGOs.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (OzNIz)

408 I suppose Biden's illegal student loan forgiveness is delighting the AWFL Karen's, hence the poll rise.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (A7urr)

409 This sad, pathetic lard ass chimes in:

George Conway @gtconway3d

I'm puzzled why @GovAbbott doesn't send migrants to Mar-a-Lago in buses emblazoned with "BUT YOU SAID MEXICO WAS PAYING FOR THE WALL"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM

I'm puzzled why George Conway hasn't died of a donut overdose while while fucking his couch.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (3p4cr)

410 Every lawyer in DoJ HQ in DC is now being flogged twice a day until they find a law or some ancient SCOTUS ruling that gives Biden a basis to issue an EO that prohibits the voluntary, state-funded transport of illegals across state lines.

I expect the floggings will soon increase to three a day.
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022


***
There's a state line they already cross to get into the US -- the line between TX, NM, AZ, or CA and Mexico.

Posted by: Caucasians at Twilio at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

411 403 285 Isn't there a way to reduce illegal immigration without "making lefty heads explode"? I'm not complaining, I'm just trying to imagine a path to the problem being negligibly small. I would observe it doesn't involve the participation of the left in any way.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2022 12:29 PM (44ww/)

========

Elect Trump. Illegal immigration WAS down to a trickle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

412 Chicago's own Lori shuffled her new illegals off to different city and county in the suburbs. I think her old regular illegals objected to the new ones taking over.

Heh.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (MIKMs)

413 Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.

We're flinging people now? Like Dwarf tossing? I thought that was illegal or racist or something. I want proof of this flinging thing. It might be interesting.


Have you ridden on a commercial airline recently? "Flinging" people around would probably more preferable.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (3hSHB)

414 More pretzel logic from libs:

Red states are literal shitholes, full of knuckle-dragging inbreds that subsist due to the benevolence and excellence of blue states. Who would want to live in regressive, racist states like Texas and Florida when they can live in progressive, tolerant, utopian states like New York and Massachusetts.

*Sends illegals to NYC, DC, MA, etc.

How dare you send these undocumented people seeking a better life from your red states to our blue states!!!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (KbCG3)

415 They help move the Overton Window just a little further, and hopefully one day, the statement "fuck this, let's break it all up and go our separate ways" will be a routine and common sentiment.
==
? I understand the sentiment. But it is sentiment. You can't divorce in this scenario. In the last Civil war the division was fairly geographical so division was conceptually possible. Here, the division is scattered far more diversely. There are some mostly red, and some mostly blue states. A fair amount of purple. And a lot of the red/blue states are 60/40. So that still a lot of people mixed in that ain't gonna be happy. How do you sort that into something that isn't bloody? And how presides over the "separation agreement" and enforces the terms. No easy out. the rough beast is slouching his way here

Posted by: Divorce, what can't it solve?!?!?! um, everything at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (a6cfS)

416
And have no intention to. It seems liberal,women do not enjoy the things that make life enjoyable.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:43 PM (Y+l9t)



This is truth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

417 @283 Twas willowed/coward ass pussy that has to sock themselves than use their actual nic-Hey look dickhead. If you are going to talk shit at least know what the fuck you are talking about. Cyclists to not wear cycling shorts to parade their cocks around you idiot. Cycling shorts are PADDED in the crotch area for comfort. That padding will make your dick look bigger thus making people like you go, "OMG THAT GUY IS PARADING HIS COCK AROUND!!!" The reason why cyclists on the road wear tight clothing is for aerodynamic purposes be they an amateur, beginner or pro. If you've ever slung your leg and tried to pedal your fat out of shape ass in a head wind then you'd know WTF I'm talking about. But hey go right ahead and look like the coward ass douche you are. Pussy.

Seriously educate yourself before piping off sounding like a f'ing idiot.

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my
==

I hope this is satire and not cock parading bicyclist douchery.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (u4CEu)

418 Are they singing Hitlers or dancing Hitlers?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (8IXzc)

419 Someone should ask Hayes if he thinks border states should declare an invasion then go to "shoot on sight." Because that's what's happening, an invasion, aided and abetted by DC.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (1ZzVA)

420 These guys should start sending illegals right back into Mexico until they are forced by military intervention to stop. Seriously, push the federal government into attacking them to stop them from enforcing federal law, and ignore any shouts or threats until something actually is done.

Because I don't think they'd do anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (Ivdso)

421 @chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.



Much like the "kids in cages" bullshit, it's OK when YOU do it, eh Chris?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

422 I'm puzzled why @GovAbbott doesn't send migrants to Mar-a-Lago in buses emblazoned with "BUT YOU SAID MEXICO WAS PAYING FOR THE WALL"
---
So actual vindictiveness is okay.

Because were Trump still president there would be a lot fewer of them to transport and a lot less need to transport them anywhere.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (krQz2)

423 Little discussed fact - Biden is transporting illegal aliens all over the country, including reports of transporting minors to sketchy "youth homes", and usually arriving in the middle of the night at their destinations.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (fs1hN)

424 Surely someone has already posted this meme upthread?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7nx35a

Posted by: 496 at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (VJsqe)

425 The illegal alien that murdered Kate Steinle gets a sob story defense from the S.F. public defender's office
https://tinyurl.com/3bpm5m4v

The come here and kill us. Steinle didn't get any justice from California. None.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (Y274z)

426 Keep in mind, NYC just created an ad campaign telling people to leave Florida and move to NY.

Maybe Desantis thought the ad was pretty effective?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 15, 2022 12:48 PM (KbCG3)

427 418 Are they singing Hitlers or dancing Hitlers?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (8IXzc)

========

Love power. I'm talking about love power.
The power of a sweet flower is gonna rule the earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

428 It didn't just move, it's become sentient and is thinking of running for president.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 15, 2022 12:48 PM (XuiFR)

429
We're flinging people now? Like Dwarf tossing? I thought that was illegal or racist or something. I want proof of this flinging thing. It might be interesting.

Have you ridden on a commercial airline recently? "Flinging" people around would probably more preferable.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (3hSHB)



*looks at trebuchet*


I've got an idea......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

430 Time for another prime time address drenched in blood in front of the Reichstag?

Posted by: Adolf Brandon Von Shartpants at September 15, 2022 12:48 PM (I+ZWa)

431 I hope this is satire and not cock parading bicyclist douchery.

H8R

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (Xrfse)

432 RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.

Now present ANY evidence for ANY word in that libelous accusation.

At the very beginning these governors made it perfectly clear that the immigrants boarding transport to known destinations was purely voluntary.

Illegal aliens know that there are more opportunities and often have family and friends in these destinations - and gladly appreciate the free transportation graciously provided by the overburdened taxpayers.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (3hSHB)

433 Surely someone has already posted this meme upthread?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7nx35a
Posted by: 496 at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (VJsqe)



That's beautiful.

*sniff*

*wipes tear*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

434 @chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.


Oh yeah? Where did DHS fling them to start with? Someplace they were overjoyed to be flung to, like El Paso or Eagle Pass?

Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (AMIL/)

435 Send them back to Mexico.

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (Y274z)

436 chrislhayes
Deeply deeply sick and dehumanizing to fling human beings somewhere vindictively.

---------

LMAO leftards are hilarious. The way they turn on a dime to acting like they are so far above this stuff is almost incomprehensible.

Posted by: ... at September 15, 2022 12:40 PM (AQG5x)

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A spittle, wrapped in a dingleberry, inside an enema.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (N8C0u)

437 >>Cycling shorts are PADDED in the crotch area for comfort.


Not over your dick they aren't.

The pad is for your grundle.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (L14qM)

438 It didn't just move, it's become sentient and is thinking of running for president.

Posted by: Sharkman
==

At least we know that a dick has a brain of its own. More than we have now

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (u4CEu)

439 432 At the very beginning these governors made it perfectly clear that the immigrants boarding transport to known destinations was purely voluntary.

Illegal aliens know that there are more opportunities and often have family and friends in these destinations - and gladly appreciate the free transportation graciously provided by the overburdened taxpayers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (3hSHB)

========

I remember people complaining about the voluntary part.

"Just force them on and make them go."

Making it voluntary was very smart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

440 I have. I wear shorts over the padded cycling tights. I'm not competing against anyone and do NOT notice the minute amount of wind resistance added by wearing shorts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

And they make padded shorts that look like normal shorts. kind of like swim trunks, with the insert sewn in. I wear them for long rides. Otherwise, normal shorts for a short ride.

Cock-parading is a choice, where you are competing against other cock-paraders in a cock-parade.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (yHsuS)

441 "Little discussed fact - Biden is transporting illegal aliens all over the country, including reports of transporting minors to sketchy "youth homes", and usually arriving in the middle of the night at their destinations."

This, I'm sure, is the main sticking point of all the minions presently researching and drafting briefs in the bowels of the DOJ. But I'm sure they'll come up with the sort of BS "federal pre emption" argument they used to cudgel AZ and similar to stop enforcing immigration laws under Obama. The argument is essentially "its okay when we do it."

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (OzNIz)

442 He's been in the 40s for over a month. Was at 47% on 8/23. Either the poll is totally fucked up or the country is.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 15, 2022 12:45 PM (SIZS3)

Rasmussen was bought by a bunch of butt pirates

they do all their polling in bathhouses

Posted by: REDACTED at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (us2H3)

443 The only thing I can think of is a lot of idiots are giving him credit for gas prices going down to only a $1.50 more than when Trump was president
Posted by: JoeF. at September 15
++++
Amazingly enough the dems really are trying to keep gas prices down right now. But I would be willing to bet that after the midterms are over, gas will be even more expensive than it was a few months ago.
It's what they want to happen.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (dr4Q1)

444 177 > CNN apparently believes that sending illegal migrants up to Martha's Vineyard has the "same themes" as the Holocaust.

I know I'm not the greatest student of history, but I don't remember the part of the Holocaust where the Germans led Jews to a single occupancy seat on a passenger train where they sat comfortably for a few hours, then disembarked to one of the wealthiest towns in Germany populated by the wealthiest people in the land. Further, when they arrived, I don't remember them being given access to lawyers, food, shelter, and amazing ocean views.

Like I said, I'm not a great student of history.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:18 PM (eyxn4)

Before the camp was built Auschwitz was a beautiful place to summer.
-AWFL NATZI

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (53oGX)

445 ? I understand the sentiment. But it is sentiment. You can't divorce in this scenario. In the last Civil war the division was fairly geographical so division was conceptually possible. Here, the division is scattered far more diversely. There are some mostly red, and some mostly blue states. A fair amount of purple. And a lot of the red/blue states are 60/40. So that still a lot of people mixed in that ain't gonna be happy. How do you sort that into something that isn't bloody? And how presides over the "separation agreement" and enforces the terms. No easy out. the rough beast is slouching his way here
Posted by: Divorce, what can't it solve?!?!?! um, everything at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (a6cfS)
++++
It will be bloody, but not immediately. Anyone who advocates for "national divorce" as a way to *avoid* war will be sorely disappointed. I think of it more as a way to *defer* war and buy time to establish lines and arm up for the coming conflict. A divorce is a short-term solution to buy time and provide a framework for postwar national boundaries - but it is not a way to preclude armed conflict.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (t0OGg)

446 Oh yeah? Where did DHS fling them to start with? Someplace they were overjoyed to be flung to, like El Paso or Eagle Pass?
Posted by: Gref at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (AMIL/)



The illegals didn't walk across the border into Florida.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (yQpMk)

447 > No woman ever said this.

When my brother was in college, he was walking behind two unfortunate looking young women. They were talking about some young man they found attractive. One said to the other, "He makes me moist." then immediately noticed my brother within earshot.

She was very embarrassed and lashed out at him for listening in.

He was very embarrassed and informed her he wished he hadn't heard what she said.

They quickly parted ways.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:51 PM (eyxn4)

448 Rasmussen Biden approval 7/21 - 36%
Rasmussen Biden approval today - 45%
Posted by: Mark1971
____________________

He's been in the 40s for over a month. Was at 47% on 8/23. Either the poll is totally fucked up or the country is.
+++
Oh I am sure people want to continue the policies of the administration that brought us record high inflation, gas prices, a flood of illegal immigrants, recession and a tanking stock market as well as a fascistic purge of political opponents.
Yep, that is definitely the key to success.
(and we will continue to oversample democrats until you all get the message)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:51 PM (Y+l9t)

449 I'm not competing against anyone and do NOT notice the minute amount of wind resistance added by wearing shorts.

Yeah I mean if you're trying to shave .01 seconds off your time for the Olympics, sure. But just riding your bike, its not going to make that big a difference.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 12:51 PM (Ivdso)

450 Surely someone has already posted this meme upthread?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7nx35a
Posted by: 496 at September 15, 2022 12:47 PM (VJsqe)

That's beautiful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

x2

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 12:51 PM (yHsuS)

451 395 Send them to Youngstown and see the greatest reverse immigration in history.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (lz5hY)

452 ...Or are they saying the progs are going to build deathcamps to take care of the overpopulation of Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (krQz2)

453 Mons dieu!
Posted by: garrett

So it's okay to mix medical terms with French?
Who knew...

Posted by: MkY at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (wqpWh)

454 No woman ever said this.

What women say when they forget you're around or don't realize you can hear is shocking, possibly more so than what men say. Guys have been socially trained to never do anything in public that can land them in court, but women have never, ever had this problem and have no restraint.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (Ivdso)

455 Buffy! I say I say Buffy! What are all those dark folks doing meandering around our Martha Vineyards?

Quick call our friends Barry and Mike and see if they have a lost lawn service looking for their place.

Imagine those people living here....It just won't do!

Posted by: Jerome C. Williwacker III, MVHOA Vice Director at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (YScEb)

456 Cyclists to not wear cycling shorts to parade their cocks around you idiot. Cycling shorts are PADDED in the crotch area for comfort.

I'm man enough where I can admit that I have a Spandex fetish and wear a trisuit like women wear yoga britches.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (3hSHB)

457 Abbott just doubled down and released a statement saying he will continue to send illegals to sanctuary cities until Biden/Harris do their jobs.

It's way more fun to be on offense.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (ZLI7S)

458 >>>Yep . I knew this was a set up yesterday to make Joe look good

>Cadaver Joe put the spotlight on the IBEW and the other unions said, "Not so fast."

Congress will grease their wheels out from under the bright lights of the White House.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (w2Z7l)

459
She was very embarrassed and lashed out at him for listening in.

He was very embarrassed and informed her he wished he hadn't heard what she said.

They quickly parted ways.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:51 PM (eyxn4)



"You should keep that nasty ass shit to yourself. NO ONE wants to hear that."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

460 >> I have. I wear shorts over the padded cycling tights. I'm not competing against anyone and do NOT notice the minute amount of wind resistance added by wearing shorts.


It's not about wind. It's about saddle sores.

Ride 100+ miles a week for an entire season and you will understand.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:53 PM (L14qM)

461 >>Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (0jZnq)

Whatever, Lance. Just keep your Huffy on the shoulder.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (bNf8H)

462 Rasmussen was bought by a bunch of butt pirates

they do all their polling in bathhouses

Posted by: REDACTED

We prefer Rectal Buccaneers.

Posted by: Rectal Buccaneer Pollster Inc at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (u4CEu)

463 457 Abbott just doubled down and released a statement saying he will continue to send illegals to sanctuary cities until Biden/Harris do their jobs.

It's way more fun to be on offense.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 12:52 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

Now start arresting teachers who encourage kids to cut off their dicks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

464 Christina Pushaw

Martha's Vineyard, a community of billionaires with 8-12 bedroom mansions, doesn't have "resources" to care for illegal aliens but Texas border towns do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

465 374 I want hundreds of them shitting on McConnell's driveway.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (A7urr)

466 @402 Sponge-That's your choice. A good friend of mine Shaun Palmer lost the UCI Grundig World Downhill Championships because he would not wear aero type clothing. I rode for Specialized Bicycles for years, same company that he was sponsored by at the time. I am also the person they put in their wind tunnel to test the aerodynamics of their bikes and clothing.
Fucking ridiculous given other sports that depend on having the least amount of resistance be it water or air and have to listen to people spout stupid shit about tight "faggoty" clothing. It's not personal/aimed at me but if someone chooses to fire it at me, then I'll fire back. If you're going to talk politics around here you need to know wtf you're talking about. It applies to other shit too. If you feel no wind resistance when riding then congratulations you're the first person I've ever heard pro amateur or beginner that has ever said that.

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (0jZnq)

467 Elect Trump. Illegal immigration WAS down to a trickle.

Aside from the caravan that the Left was funding, anyway.

Posted by: Methos at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (kOpft)

468 I don't know why they're complaining.

Now Martha's Vineyard will have immaculate bathrooms and beautiful green lawns!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

469 RETWEET if you would like to see the U.S. Department of Justice investigate pro-Trump MAGA-Republican governors Ron DeSantis (FL) and Greg Abbott (TX) for human smuggling and kidnapping after they transported migrants across state lines without their consent as a fundraising ploy.

-------

"Sanctuary Cities and States" break this federal law every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year of every decade since the movement began in the early 80's.

But what do you expect in a two-tiered justice system?

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (N8C0u)

470 The mish was moist.

Posted by: Larry Donner at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (DTX3h)

471 We prefer Rectal Buccaneers.
Posted by: Rectal Buccaneer Pollster Inc at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (u4CEu)

Now, now, just because they've got Brady now...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (WLMkC)

472 "I have. I wear shorts over the padded cycling tights. I'm not competing against anyone and do NOT notice the minute amount of wind resistance added by wearing shorts."

Bonus: if you paint the pads red you can go to Halloween parties as a baboon.

Posted by: Zek at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (OzNIz)

473 I think ... guys I think JROD is serious

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (w0NJk)

474 And how presides over the "separation agreement" and enforces the terms. No easy out. the rough beast is slouching his way here
Posted by: Divorce, what can't it solve?!?!?! um, everything at September 15, 2022 12:46 PM (a6cfS)

Don't care. Want a divorce? We keep the real estate.

And the kids.

They can have the beast.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (MkuC5)

475 Who would want to live in regressive, racist states like Texas and Florida when they can live in progressive, tolerant, utopian states like New York and Massachusetts.



Which states are gaining population, and which are losing population?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (lTGtQ)

476 475 Which states are gaining population, and which are losing population?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (lTGtQ)

=========

I know of a state that just gained about 50 diverse peoples.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

477 Now Martha's Vineyard will have immaculate bathrooms and beautiful green lawns!


plus the great new bodegas and taquerias! those WASPy New England types have been missing out!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:56 PM (w0NJk)

478 @461 Frasier Crane-Ok fat ass.

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:56 PM (0jZnq)

479 Martha's Vineyard, a community of billionaires with 8-12 bedroom mansions, doesn't have "resources" to care for illegal aliens but Texas border towns do?

What they mean is "NGO's didn't show up with the 'migrants' and give them vouchers for hotels, food, clothing, phones etc"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 12:56 PM (Ivdso)

480 Now start arresting teachers who encourage kids to cut off their dicks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

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And their parents.

What is more sacred than children, and once that's violated -- nothing is sacred, as we're witnessing real-time.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 12:57 PM (N8C0u)

481 I'd take it a step further. If I were the Texas governor I'd offer conditional commutations to illegal immigrant felons. You get on the bus and relocate you are free as a bird. You come back you'll be arrested and finish your sentence in a Texas state penitentiary.

Send the worst of the worst to Martha's Vineyard, the Hamptons, northern Virginia, Aspen et al. Let the privileged reap what they have sown. As for the citizens that live in these areas that might be victimized by these "sparks of divinity"...well fuck them. Elections have consequences.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 15, 2022 12:57 PM (lCjU5)

482 Abbott just doubled down and released a statement saying he will continue to send illegals to sanctuary cities until Biden/Harris do their jobs.

It's way more fun to be on offense.

There's another factor here that probably shouldn't be overlooked. Abbott is certainly not intending to sen the message, but recipients of his and DeSantis's gifts are going to be thinking about it.

If no one can stop unarmed busloads of migrants from being deposited on their doorstep, how exactly is the regime going to keep them safe if it gets the civil war Biden is pushing for?

Posted by: Methos at September 15, 2022 12:57 PM (kOpft)

483 Also. Before dropper posts on mountain bikes, baggies would get hung up on your saddle.

Could get real scary on the steep downhills if you couldn't get behind your saddle.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:57 PM (L14qM)

484 If you feel no wind resistance when riding then congratulations you're the first person I've ever heard pro amateur or beginner that has ever said that.
Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (0jZnq)



Again. There's a HUGE difference between riding in competition and riding for exercise and weight loss.

You're seriously missing that fact.

I don't notice the miniscule resistance added by wearing shorts over the padded tights because I'm an AMATEUR riding for EXERCISE, usually by myself.

Besides, when you're training, I would think added resistance would be GOOD for said training........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

485 >>>Fucking ridiculous given other sports that depend on having the least amount of resistance be it water or air and have to listen to people spout stupid shit

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Is this why women's beach volleyball dresses like they do? They look very aerodynamic, I must say!

Posted by: 496 at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (VJsqe)

486 It will be bloody, but not immediately. Anyone who advocates for "national divorce" as a way to *avoid* war will be sorely disappointed. I think of it more as a way to *defer* war and buy time to establish lines and arm up for the coming conflict. A divorce is a short-term solution to buy time and provide a framework for postwar national boundaries - but it is not a way to preclude armed conflict.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 15, 2022 12:50 PM (t0OGg)
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I agree.

Anything that doesn't go the reds' (traditional meaning) way in the split will be played up as some sort of provocation. They can't take things not going their way.

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (krQz2)

487 Begun, the bicycle apparel wars have.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (8IXzc)

488 TIME webzine spills an open secret. Our nuke arsenal is in terrible shape.

https://bit.ly/3S8HLa0

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (eyxn4)

489 No woman ever said this.

What women say when they forget you're around or don't realize you can hear is shocking, possibly more so than what men say. Guys have been socially trained to never do anything in public that can land them in court, but women have never, ever had this problem and have no restraint.
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My comment was in reference to the word dainty.
There is nothing dainty about sex.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (Y+l9t)

490 The mish was moist.

Posted by: Larry Donner at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (DTX3h)

The padding is against the grundle.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 12:58 PM (yHsuS)

491 If no one can stop unarmed busloads of migrants from being deposited on their doorstep, how exactly is the regime going to keep them safe if it gets the civil war Biden is pushing for?
Posted by: Methos at September 15, 2022 12:57 PM (kOpft)
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That is a very interesting wrinkle in the calculus of civil war...And also a possible tactic in such war...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (YIVH2)

492 Ernie I like the way you think!

481 I'd take it a step further. If I were the Texas governor I'd offer conditional commutations to illegal immigrant felons. You get on the bus and relocate you are free as a bird. You come back you'll be arrested and finish your sentence in a Texas state penitentiary.


cut, jib ... newsletter, mayhaps?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (w0NJk)

493 Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (0jZnq)

I raced the NORBA circuit in the Mid 90's. Loved watching Shaun Palmer and Missy Giove do downhill. I raced cross country and did observed trials. Watching Hans Rey and Libor Karas compete was insane.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (OgrpQ)

494 If you feel no wind resistance when riding then congratulations you're the first person I've ever heard pro amateur or beginner that has ever said that.
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I've felt no wind resistance riding. Lots of times. It's called riding with the wind. Of course the ride back was a MoFo.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (u4CEu)

495 I don't know why they're complaining.

Now Martha's Vineyard will have immaculate bathrooms and beautiful green lawns!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 15, 2022 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

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"And enough pool boys named Pablo to satisfy the wives & mistresses of the ubiquitous beta cucks!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (N8C0u)

496 @440 Comrade flounder-Don't hate because you have a small prick. What do you wear? Old 90's Bongo pants to hide your weenis?

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (0jZnq)

497 Twas willowed/coward ass pussy that has to sock themselves than use their actual nic-Hey look dickhead. If you are going to talk shit at least know what the fuck you are talking about. Cyclists to not wear cycling shorts to parade their cocks around you idiot. Cycling shorts are PADDED in the crotch area for comfort. That padding will make your dick look bigger thus making people like you go, "OMG THAT GUY IS PARADING HIS COCK AROUND!!!" The reason why cyclists on the road wear tight clothing is for aerodynamic purposes be they an amateur, beginner or pro. If you've ever slung your leg and tried to pedal your fat out of shape ass in a head wind then you'd know WTF I'm talking about. But hey go right ahead and look like the coward ass douche you are. Pussy.

Seriously educate yourself before piping off sounding like a f'ing idiot.
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Um, its a joke about David French being secretly gay. Because he has an erection, when men look at him. I don't think you are gay, actually never thought about it until now. Its. a. dumb. Joke. I have bike shorts. Settle down Francis.

Posted by: I'm sure you're just over reacting at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (4xY3I)

498 Related to bikes and brown people comes this announcement from San Francisco:

https://tinyurl.com/5aphxnsu

San Francisco Bicycle Coalition says not to call police when your bike is stolen because it hurts "Black and brown" people

Translation: we're accusing minorities as being thieves. Just take it though, because its racist to stop them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (Ivdso)

499 The group includes migrants from Venezuela, Uruguay, Colombia and Mexico.
.......

No spherical Guatemalans?
(hat tip to the Moron that coined that phrase)

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2022 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

500 372 Supply the future ones to the Naval Observatory with pup-tents.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 12:41 PM (yikp0

And a couple of rolls of toilet paper.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at September 15, 2022 01:00 PM (BdMk6)

501 A few minutes of research reveals a comprehensive system instituted to deal with immigration that has been largely ignored.

There are penalties for failing to use this system clearly spelled out. Proper implementation will resolve the issue over time.

So a massive phone blitz is recommended to start resolution of the issue.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 15, 2022 01:00 PM (KATBx)

502 People are not going to get worked up about somebody's personal hobby horse if most folks find it basically amusing.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (SchQD)

503 Men should never wear Spandex no matter what they are doing. It's an abomination.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (A7urr)

504 465 374 I want hundreds of them shitting on McConnell's driveway.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 12:54 PM (A7urr)

This

Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (9UmRs)

505 466 Nothing to do with the politickin', but I miss a bicycle. Mom and Dad bought me a Raleigh Rudge 5 speed when I was about thirteen. British Racing Green, luggage rack, fenders. Got around town pretty well on that until the driver's licence set in. Kinda wish I had it back in my geriatric years.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (lz5hY)

506 I think ... guys I think JROD is serious

Proving once again that there is NOTHING the people at AOSHQ can't fight over.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (ayzS/)

507
It's not about wind. It's about saddle sores.

Ride 100+ miles a week for an entire season and you will understand.
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 12:53 PM (L14qM)



At the time, I was only doing 60 to 70 miles per week for a few months. There was a bit of crotch chaffing in the beginning, but that wasn't from the shorts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

508 Comrade flounder-Don't hate because you have a small prick. What do you wear? Old 90's Bongo pants to hide your weenis?

Posted by: JROD schlonging you im my at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (0jZnq)

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (yHsuS)

509 With half a month to go, the Atlanta Fed forecast is updated again: GDP growth in the third quarter of 2022 is now 0.5 percent, down from 1.4 percent on September 7, and down from 2.6 percent on September 1

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (lTGtQ)

510 506 I think ... guys I think JROD is serious

Proving once again that there is NOTHING the people at AOSHQ can't fight over.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 01:01 PM (ayzS/)

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No there isn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

511 >>There is nothing dainty about sex.

I keep my pinkies extended the whole time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (ZLI7S)

512 Siesta time! Martha's Vineyard better start planting cacti and supplying sombreros.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

513 They quickly parted ways.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 12:51 PM (eyxn4)

Frothy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (M+Lyo)

514 >>>Cock-parading is a choice, where you are competing against other cock-paraders in a cock-parade.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

>I wore those yoga pants only once. Women weren't interested as much as the homosexuals. Never again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (w2Z7l)

515 509 With half a month to go, the Atlanta Fed forecast is updated again: GDP growth in the third quarter of 2022 is now 0.5 percent, down from 1.4 percent on September 7, and down from 2.6 percent on September 1
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (lTGtQ)

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I'm sure they really believed the 2.6% two weeks ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (LvTSG)

516 *looks at trebuchet*
I've got an idea......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Sorry, I've already filed patents on the crew-served belt-fed version.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (MkuC5)

517 Ernie I like the way you think!

481 I'd take it a step further. If I were the Texas governor I'd offer conditional commutations to illegal immigrant felons. You get on the bus and relocate you are free as a bird. You come back you'll be arrested and finish your sentence in a Texas state penitentiary.

cut, jib ... newsletter, mayhaps?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 12:59 PM (w0NJk)

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Make Castro Great Again! Or as BurtTC termed it vis-a-vis Mayor Bowser in D.C.: "The Muriel Bus Lift."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (N8C0u)

518 Okay, this thread has taken a strange turn.
BBL

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (Y+l9t)

519 > Mom and Dad bought me a Raleigh Rudge 5 speed when I was about thirteen.

The hell is a rudge?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:03 PM (eyxn4)

520 >>I don't notice the miniscule resistance added by wearing shorts over the padded tights because I'm an AMATEUR riding for EXERCISE, usually by myself.

Comfort-wise, you can't beat traditional garb.

And yes. Anywhere but on your bike, pedaling, it looks Uber Gay.
Gayer than Ace on a Vespa wearing his J. Crew Messenger Bag.



But. When you are not in a treestand or a duck blind, Camo also looks super gay.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:03 PM (L14qM)

521 I'm sure they really believed the 2.6% two weeks ago.


oh for sure. definitely ...no question!

this shit is SO OLD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 01:03 PM (w0NJk)

522 I wore those yoga pants only once. Women weren't interested as much as the homosexuals. Never again.

Women may have been interested, but they tend to keep it to themselves. Discreet peeks, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (Ivdso)

523 The hell is a rudge?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:03 PM (eyxn4)
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Scooby's fudge?

Posted by: Axeman at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (krQz2)

524 Bicycle road racing always seems dangerous to me. When I am going that fast on a two-wheeler, it has an engine and shocks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (yQpMk)

525 At the very beginning these governors made it perfectly clear that the immigrants boarding transport to known destinations was purely voluntary.

Illegal aliens know that there are more opportunities and often have family and friends in these destinations - and gladly appreciate the free transportation graciously provided by the overburdened taxpayers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 15, 2022 12:49 PM


And yet our useless local news is claiming to have talked to one woman who had no idea she was coming to the Vineyard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (asZuX)

526 Who had "bicycle shorts" as today's Thunderdome topic?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (ayzS/)

527 San Francisco Bicycle Coalition says not to call police when your bike is stolen because it hurts "Black and brown" people
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Does overrepresentation in crimes by black and brown people "hurt" innocent black and brown people? If not, why not?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (fs1hN)

528 But. When you are not in a treestand or a duck blind, Camo also looks super gay.
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Not if you're wearing Crocs, garrett.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (GKqIR)

529 Just stuck my head into the comments for a minute and based on all the talk about cock parading, I guess this is a good time to point out that Don Lemon lost his evening show and got demoted to mornings.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (wb1YC)

530 509 With half a month to go, the Atlanta Fed forecast is updated again: GDP growth in the third quarter of 2022 is now 0.5 percent, down from 1.4 percent on September 7, and down from 2.6 percent on September 1
Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (lTGtQ)

Don't worry, the government will utilize a series of tricks to hide the decline in GDP at least until after the midterm elections.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (Rl7KJ)

531 Can't wait to see the Taquito trucks parked on every corner in Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (A7urr)

532 525 And yet our useless local news is claiming to have talked to one woman who had no idea she was coming to the Vineyard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (asZuX)

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That doesn't translate to someone forcing her on the transportation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

533 >I wore those yoga pants only once. Women weren't interested as much as the homosexuals. Never again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (w2Z7l)

Yep. Why do people lick the windows at the watch store? It's not because they don't like looking at watches.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (yHsuS)

534 >>There is nothing dainty about sex.

I keep my pinkies extended the whole time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (ZLI7S)



The Shocker!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (yQpMk)

535 No easy out. the rough beast is slouching his way here
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Make Dem cities in Red and Purple states "Free Cities" that only have a municipal government and don't vote in state or New USA federal elections BUT the state and federal governments' laws won't apply inside the Free Cities -- they run inside their borders however they want.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (yikp0)

536 If all of these reaction to DeathSantis sending hispanic illegals to Martha's Vineyard is so over the top/end of the world.

Just imagine the Democrat/MSN/KKK response would be if he sent Haitians (blacks). There wouldn't be enough couches to catch all the fainting people.

Posted by: Scott_T at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (2waQ7)

537 -
Just stuck my head into the comments for a minute and based on all the talk about cock parading, I guess this is a good time to point out that Don Lemon lost his evening show and got demoted to mornings.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM -

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Morning Lemon Wood?

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (SchQD)

538 Blue states will respond by sending jobs, and tax payers to the red states!

"That'll learn 'em!"
- Govs Pritzker & Newsom & Hochul

Posted by: Legion of Boom at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (BsoVM)

539 529 Just stuck my head into the comments for a minute and based on all the talk about cock parading, I guess this is a good time to point out that Don Lemon lost his evening show and got demoted to mornings.


WHOA! nicccccceeeeeee

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (w0NJk)

540 I do hereby declare that I now identify as an indigenous Wood Elf, name of Priapis. Join me as I don a silk bathrobe and prance about like a fancy puppet.

Posted by: Gimli Son of Gloin at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (VDLxK)

541 >>I raced the NORBA circuit in the Mid 90's. Loved watching Shaun Palmer and Missy Giove do downhill.


I qualified 6th on day one at the NORBA National Dowhills at Windham in 93 (or 94) I think.


On a hardtail.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (L14qM)

542 I guess this is a good time to point out that Don Lemon lost his evening show and got demoted to mornings.

But kept a job despite being a blatantly biased propagandist. Being black and homosexual is like magical armor. Can't fire me!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (Ivdso)

543 > Proving once again that there is NOTHING the people at AOSHQ can't fight over.

I once got in a fight here over whether corrugated tin shacks were cover or concealment. I got told to go away for a week.

: (

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (eyxn4)

544 Didn’t move. Nice stunts, dark humor potential. But that’s all that’s left. Re-read that statement by the airhead VP. Recognize this is the level of childish illogical self-contradictory mindless nonsense that actually constitutes the predominant, victorious “trend” in the governance of this country. I’ll check to see if the BP down the hill - who’ve been having quite the morning chasing illegals.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (gAmkp)

545 519 Rudge was a Brit partner with Raleigh in the bicycle industry. Made workingmen's bikes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (lz5hY)

546 Comfort-wise, you can't beat traditional garb.


Not disputing that point. You can't put that kind of mileage on a bike without protecting the taint/sack area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

547 And yet our useless local news is claiming to have talked to one woman who had no idea she was coming to the Vineyard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (asZuX)

she thinks she's still in Venezuela and doesn't know WHAT happened.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (trdmm)

548 With half a month to go, the Atlanta Fed forecast is updated again: GDP growth in the third quarter of 2022 is now 0.5 percent, down from 1.4 percent on September 7, and down from 2.6 percent on September 1

"Third Consecutive Quarter of Economic Contraction Sparks Recession Fears"
-the media.

Posted by: Methos at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (kOpft)

549 >>Bicycle road racing always seems dangerous to me. When I am going that fast on a two-wheeler, it has an engine and shocks.

Do you wear cock parading pants?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)

550 Or as BurtTC termed it vis-a-vis Mayor Bowser in D.C.: "The Muriel Bus Lift."

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM


OK, BurtTC just won the internet for today.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (asZuX)

551 The group includes migrants from Venezuela, Uruguay, Colombia and Mexico.
........

I really think they should be divided up into gangs first.
Much more inclusive, you know.

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

552 Make Dem cities in Red and Purple states "Free Cities" that only have a municipal government and don't vote in state or New USA federal elections BUT the state and federal governments' laws won't apply inside the Free Cities -- they run inside their borders however they want.


ANDY! this is my idea!

this is what effectively happened in Italia post-Empire. (sort of)

anyway it makes sense. City-States and they aren't part of the full USA. BRILLIANT!

great minds think alike!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (w0NJk)

553 That was “check to see how much the BP here is laughing at these stunts.”

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (gAmkp)

554 ---

Morning Lemon Wood?
Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (SchQD)



Breakfast Sack

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

555 traditional bicycle seats are misery in a short trip, practically designed to make your entire hip bone area go numb and chafe uncomfortably. Better more expensive seats really help with this, much more than clothing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (Ivdso)

556 > Yep. Why do people lick the windows at the watch store? It's not because they don't like looking at watches.

People lick windows at watch stores?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (eyxn4)

557 I once got in a fight here over whether corrugated tin shacks were cover or concealment. I got told to go away for a week.

: (

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (eyxn4)

What a**hole would argue about that?

; )

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (yHsuS)

558 keep my pinkies extended the whole time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (ZLI7S)

I think there may be a problem with your technique. Has anyone pointed this out?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (Y+l9t)

559 Don't worry, the government will utilize a series of tricks to hide the decline
____________

Hide the decline? I'm on it.

Posted by: "Nobel Laureate" Michael Mann at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (fs1hN)

560 For a moment, Missy G. was hot as hell.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (L14qM)

561 538 Blue states will respond by sending jobs, and tax payers to the red states!

"That'll learn 'em!"
- Govs Pritzker & Newsom & Hochul
Posted by: Legion of Boom

Beautiful.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (M9XmQ)

562 Do you wear cock parading pants?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)


Once I realized that the potato goes in the front.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (yQpMk)

563 There is nothing dainty about sex.

I keep my pinkies extended the whole time.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:02 PM (ZLI7S)


The Shocker!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
==
* golf clap*

5 mins later . . .
I don't get it - Fen

Posted by: Golf Clap at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (B8aJE)

564 Request for Abbot and Desantis to not forget to ship some for George and Jeb Bush...

Posted by: haywood at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (6g5Kl)

565
I once got in a fight here over whether corrugated tin shacks were cover or concealment. I got told to go away for a week.

: (
Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (eyxn4)



I've been threatened with murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

566 Wouldn't put it past Obama to provide a good tent shelter somewhere nice with great food, followed by a personal appearance where he lectures us reprobates and makes a huge deal of how he is beng compassionate to fellow members of the human race.

Semi-serious.

Posted by: RM at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (0eYOS)

567 I put a banana in my bike shorts, sometimes a zucchini. In the front of course

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 15, 2022 01:09 PM (M+Lyo)

568
Greenville, DE and Rehoboth Beach, DE cry out, "Where are OUR free shipments of illegal aliens?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 15, 2022 01:09 PM (pNxlR)

569 And yet our useless local news is claiming to have talked to one woman who had no idea she was coming to the Vineyard.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 01:04 PM (asZuX)
.........

Where did she want to go... Chicago?

Posted by: wth at September 15, 2022 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

570 My clam barked!

Posted by: Some 'Ette at September 15, 2022 01:09 PM (3Or4S)

571 I qualified 6th on day one at the NORBA National Dowhills at Windham in 93 (or 94) I think.


On a hardtail.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (L14qM)

It's funny when I am out running single track around here in NC. Bunch of Yuppies on their full suspension E-Bikes and I go ripping by them on an all rigid carbon hardtail I built ten years ago. Still got it, even though I end up eating Advil like tic tacs for a few days.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 15, 2022 01:09 PM (OgrpQ)

572 > Rudge was a Brit partner with Raleigh in the bicycle industry. Made workingmen's bikes.

Google says 'rudge' is a much less well known synonym for 'ridge.'

Posted by: bonhomme at September 15, 2022 01:09 PM (eyxn4)

573 Obviously, the Martha's Vineyarders are bitterly clinging to their privilige and real estate investments.

Posted by: Puddinhead at September 15, 2022 01:10 PM (GKqIR)

574 I've been threatened with murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

To be fair, it was mostly peaceful murder.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 01:10 PM (yHsuS)

575 >>Better more expensive seats really help with this, much more than clothing.


Finding a sadlle that fits your body is most important. Not an easy chore, either.

They all need to break in, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:10 PM (L14qM)

576 For a moment, Missy G. was hot as hell.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM (L14qM)

I had the biggest crush on her when she rode for Volvo Cannondale. I didn't care that she was lesbian.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 15, 2022 01:10 PM (OgrpQ)

577 The Cookie Quivered!

Posted by: Some 'Ette at September 15, 2022 01:11 PM (3Or4S)

578 Lot of huge lawns in Martha's Vineyard.

Plenty of room for tent cities.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 15, 2022 01:11 PM (wb1YC)

579 Nood

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 01:11 PM (yHsuS)

580 Didn’t move. Nice stunts, dark humor potential. But that’s all that’s left. Re-read that statement by the airhead VP. Recognize this is the level of childish illogical self-contradictory mindless nonsense that actually constitutes the predominant, victorious “trend” in the governance of this country. I’ll check to see if the BP down the hill - who’ve been having quite the morning chasing illegals.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 15, 2022 01:06 PM (gAmkp)

-------

Out: Bread and Circuses.
In: Bugs and Stunts.

Posted by: ShainS -- Go Galt or Go Rome at September 15, 2022 01:11 PM (N8C0u)

581 great minds think alike!
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Oh, oh. I better rethink my position.
.
.
.
/jk

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (yikp0)

582 I put a banana in my bike shorts, sometimes a zucchini. In the front of course

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
===

In the front? So that's why those people were laughing at me?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (u4CEu)

583
To be fair, it was mostly peaceful murder.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 15, 2022 01:10 PM (yHsuS)



Outside of the sheer violence expressed, you are correct.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

584 -
I've been threatened with murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
-
---

Ah, a chili ingredient discussion.

Posted by: irright at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (SchQD)

585 @409

>>I'm puzzled why George Conway hasn't died of a donut overdose while while fucking his couch.

NeverTrumpers subsist on hate and their own jism that they freely share on their hate sandwich tacos.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (K/8oh)

586 I think any event at the Vineyard should, at a minimum, include a Mariachi band. Anything less is racist.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (A7urr)

587 572 Rudge was bought by Raleigh during WW2, 1943.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (lz5hY)

588 The winking dick thing made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ugh, too much.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 15, 2022 01:12 PM (iPf/A)

589 My Hoo-ha harrumphed!

Posted by: Some 'Ette at September 15, 2022 01:13 PM (3Or4S)

590
What about women she wear padded bike shorts?
Hot?
Or Not?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at September 15, 2022 01:13 PM (TQ9wy)

591 I've been threatened with murder.
---------------------
You deserved it.

"Less filling", my ass.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 01:13 PM (yikp0)

592 Mexico won’t allow them back. Most of these people are not Mexican. They are from South America.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 15, 2022 01:13 PM (b7K/r)

593 >>I think there may be a problem with your technique. Has anyone pointed this out?

My technique is quite elaborate and includes a series of trusses, cables and winches. I've applied for numerous patents.

The pinkies just make it more classy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 15, 2022 01:14 PM (ZLI7S)

594 Speaking of Horde internecine conflict, someone in an earlier thread mentioned that there was some kind of donnybrook on last night’s ONT. What happened?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 15, 2022 01:14 PM (8IXzc)

595 I don't normally wear bike shorts, but when I do, its with a jacket and tie, while attending Dispatch editorial meetings. I get a lot of comments on my insouciant buttocks, and more than a few furtive looks at my bulging codpiece.

Posted by: David French at September 15, 2022 01:14 PM (NuZC4)

596 It's funny when I am out running single track around here in NC. Bunch of Yuppies on their full suspension E-Bikes and I go ripping by them on an all rigid carbon hardtail I built ten years ago. Still got it, even though I end up eating Advil like tic tacs for a few days.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

*

(glances lovingly at my circa 1991 or so Trek 970 that I saved up for for months)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 01:14 PM (Zb20N)

597 Cock Parade is my favourite Judy Garland, Fred Astaire movie!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 01:15 PM (yikp0)

598 Send about 500 to Burlington and Montpelier Vt.
Vermont is America's largest gated deep blue community.
We are 94% white which progressives find very embarrassing.
Bernie could put them up in one of his extra dachas.

Posted by: deepred at September 15, 2022 01:15 PM (hFR3H)

599 >>It's funny when I am out running single track around here in NC. Bunch of Yuppies on their full suspension E-Bikes and I go ripping by them on an all rigid carbon hardtail I built ten years ago. Still got it, even though I end up eating Advil like tic tacs for a few days.


I ride a sprung bike now. Pivot. It's dreamy and scary fast.
But I was on a steel hardtail right up until I cracked it a few years back.


Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:15 PM (L14qM)

600 I've been threatened with murder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 15, 2022 01:08 PM


You shouldn't make bluebell angry.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 15, 2022 01:16 PM (asZuX)

601 >>(glances lovingly at my circa 1991 or so Trek 970 that I saved up for for months)


I must have sold and built about 1000 Trek 930 - 990s back in the day.

Those things are tanks.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:16 PM (L14qM)

602 Guys, 'pinkies' is Jack's euphemism for hemorrhoids.

Posted by: bed head at September 15, 2022 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

603 Rasmussen's been "bought" somehow. Happened two years ago.

Posted by: creeper at September 15, 2022 01:17 PM (cTCuP)

604 Proving once again that there is NOTHING the people at AOSHQ can't fight over.

I once got in a fight here over whether corrugated tin shacks were cover or concealment. I got told to go away for a week.

: (
Posted by: bonhomme
==
that was truly hilarious. I recall it well.

Posted by: a moron at September 15, 2022 01:17 PM (UT89G)

605 I must have sold and built about 1000 Trek 930 - 990s back in the day.

Those things are tanks.
Posted by: garrett
*

It's heavy as crap compared to modern bikes but it's mine, it's special to me because I saved so much to buy it, and it's pretty much rust free except for some dings from use.

My kids will donate it to goodwill, but I like that bike a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 01:19 PM (XQRb/)

606 >>It's heavy as crap compared to modern bikes but it's mine, it's special to me because I saved so much to buy it


Yeah, they were never light...but they would carve if you really torqued on them.

And yeah. Those first 'real' toys. The ones you worked long hours and saved hard for are the ones you covet most.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:21 PM (L14qM)

607 Close the freaking boarder Abbott, Texas is being invaded

The Texas Rangers locked gates on the border. The feds showed up and cut the locks off. Not Abbott's fault.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 15, 2022 01:21 PM (ZGrMX)

608 It's also comical because I get attention from weirdos who want to ask about it, too. I never realized there were vintage bike folks just like there are vintage car folks.

Best part? The Profile Design bar ends. Durango IIRC. It's a solid unit that spans from one handlebar end to the other. So damn 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 15, 2022 01:23 PM (XQRb/)

609 Sames themes as holicaust? Martha's Vineyard = Auschwitz. Who knew?

Posted by: Editor at September 15, 2022 01:24 PM (G0Kdc)

610 Okay JackStraw, you made me laugh. I think that would be a new take on Shibari.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 15, 2022 01:25 PM (Y+l9t)

611
I'd like to ask everyone here for their cell phones.

Posted by: Special Agent Smith, FBI at September 15, 2022 01:27 PM (+oR7L)

612 >>Best part? The Profile Design bar ends.


I had Brake Lever Extenders to use with those!


And yeah...lots of vintage bike guys out there. Sold a ton of old Ringle Parts to a guy here who restores late 80s - 90s bikes.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2022 01:29 PM (L14qM)

613 The border is secured...by the cartels...nobody gets over that they don't charge a fee from.

Posted by: BignJames at September 15, 2022 01:41 PM (AwYPR)

614 Frankly, I just think it's wonderful how these Democrat communities have welcomed these foreigners into their community.

The parades, the speeches, the dinners, inviting them into their homes, the gifts and such, all demonstrates how sincere the Sanctuary City movement is.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2022 01:45 PM (lf83v)

615 Rasmussen's been "bought" somehow. Happened two years ago.
___________

When the FBI obtained the Epstein Island flight logs?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 15, 2022 01:46 PM (lf83v)

616 Send about 500 to Burlington and Montpelier Vt.
Vermont is America's largest gated deep blue community.
We are 94% white which progressives find very embarrassing.
Bernie could put them up in one of his extra dachas.
Posted by: deepred at September 15, 2022 01:15 PM (hFR3H)

Imagine living somewhere with no decent Mexican food. We must make it our mission to improve the lives of these poor souls, forced to eat scrapple and chowder every day, existing in such cultural poverty. Let us vow to send 500 every day until they have a tacueria on every street corner.

Posted by: Sjg at September 15, 2022 01:50 PM (gDSJf)

617 Make Dem cities in Red and Purple states "Free Cities" that only have a municipal government and don't vote in state or New USA federal elections BUT the state and federal governments' laws won't apply inside the Free Cities -- they run inside their borders however they want.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 15, 2022 01:05 PM (yikp0)

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I was thinking something along the same line a few years ago. Also the free cities would not be able to have their own foreign policy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 15, 2022 02:13 PM (MJJ4t)

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Posted by: Sjg at September 15, 2022 01:50 PM (gDSJf)

Or at least a truck playing Selena stuff at full volume.

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