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Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:32 PM (llXky) 2
Hah! Spider senses still working.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:32 PM (llXky) 3
A lot of the videos I'm linking come from this account that posts good videos... but with a hectoring, why-can't-we-be-nice-like-animals-are tone.
--- You mean like feasting on the cute young or cutting animals open and devouring their entrails while they're still alive? Like actual animals do? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:33 PM (llXky) 4
We cannot believe the Governer of Florida is be using the peoples of coler as prawns. Peresdent Bidum shpuld dp something about this..........
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at September 16, 2022 07:35 PM (0vFtj) 5
CAFE!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2022 07:36 PM (p/nbH) 6
hi
Posted by: Ciampino - couldn't make it today at September 16, 2022 07:36 PM (qfLjt) 7
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 07:36 PM (LsEU/) 8
Ace Riptide was better than Simon & Simon
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:37 PM (yezA1) 9
Russians be crazy 1
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2022 07:37 PM (V13WU) 10
The Dodo's comments can't be any worse than the trwitter feed of "buttingebiden" that you always link to.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 16, 2022 07:37 PM (3AR13) 11
Willowed: John Stearns, a four-time All Star catcher for the NY Mets, has died after a long battle with cancer at the age of 71.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0) 12
In the previous thread, someone asked about Peter Lorre movies. He's only a bit player in Casablanca, Maltese Falcon or Rope of Sand, but he's brilliant.
He's the villain in "M" but that's kind of an intense film. I know he did lots of other work, but those are the ones I own and watch frequently. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:38 PM (llXky) 13
Willowed:
Surely off topic... and im probably too late for TJM or MPPPP... does anyone have any thoughts on a great Peter Lorre movie? I'm thinking I'd like to introduce the missus to him this weekend. I've only seen him in Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon. Would love suggestions. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 07:33 PM (U1eOr) Arsenic and Old Lace Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 07:39 PM (4I/2K) 14
Two fawns stapled together. What is happening to this world?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 07:40 PM (u73oe) 15
John Stearns was my favorite player as a kid nickname Bad Dude RIP
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:40 PM (yezA1) 16
Speaking of movies, I stumbled upon "Horror Palace" a couple of nights ago. Vincent Price doing his thing, and it's a weird mashup of Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft. If you like Lovecraft, you'll enjoy the references, particularly the....NECRONOMICAN!
Fun film. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:41 PM (llXky) 17
My favorite thread of the day!
I enjoy animals very much, as pets, sometimes as food. *update* After a dose of the C19, I tested negative and can now rejoin humanity. I am grateful to have survived, as I am in advanced years, and especially since it appears King Harv succumbed to it. Posted by: gourmand du jour, isolation completed at September 16, 2022 07:41 PM (jTmQV) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 07:41 PM (PNb1b) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 07:41 PM (tq6IP) 20
I'm watching a YouTube video about gnosticism. Apparently the 2nd century gnostics believe women could not be saved so, according to one of their alternate gospels Jesus said he would make a woman (possibly Mary Magdalene) into a man. And that made her eligible for Heaven.
Early transgender mania. Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 07:42 PM (eGTCV) 21
The Amorous Hippopotamus, who's love song we know
Is now married and father of ten. He whistles, "Gee Willickers" as he watches them grow and longs to be single again No more will he wile, on the banks of the Nile Which Aswan has flooded the spring. With baby hippopotami, in silken pyjamani, no more will he teach them to sing: Mud! Mud! Beautiful Mud! Nothing quite like it for soothing the blood! And now shall we follow, down to the hollow, and there we will wallow in mud, beautiful mud! Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 07:43 PM (xhaym) 22
I'm watching a YouTube video about gnosticism. Apparently the 2nd century gnostics believe women could not be saved so, according to one of their alternate gospels Jesus said he would make a woman (possibly Mary Magdalene) into a man. And that made her eligible for Heaven.
Early transgender mania. Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 07:42 PM (eGTCV) --- Gnosticism is alive and well. One of those heresies that never goes away. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky) 23
He's the villain in "M" but that's kind of an intense film. I know he did lots of other work, but those are the ones I own and watch frequently.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:38 PM (llXky) Concur. The best part of "M" is when the child killer Lorre breaks down during his "trial" and explains how no one can understand how it feels when the demon inside him takes him over and makes him do what he does. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2022 07:43 PM (R/m4+) 24
Mr Moto too.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 07:44 PM (yikp0) 25
Ancient Egyptian royalty kept Cheetah as pets no?
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:44 PM (yezA1) 26
especially since it appears King Harv succumbed to it...
Good thing he got the jab or it could have been worse. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 16, 2022 07:44 PM (tq6IP) 27
Peter Lorre is also in the movie Boyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:44 PM (yezA1) 28
Ancient Egyptian royalty kept Cheetah as pets no?
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:44 PM (yezA1) ————— And tiny giraffes. Or was that Russian oligarchs? I forget which. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 07:45 PM (xhaym) 30
They never show the video of the cute pet monkey ripping the face off that lady. Odd, that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 07:45 PM (4I/2K) 31
Concur. The best part of "M" is when the child killer Lorre breaks down during his "trial" and explains how no one can understand how it feels when the demon inside him takes him over and makes him do what he does.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 16, 2022 07:43 PM (R/m4+) --- That movie is not for the faint of heart. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:45 PM (llXky) 32
And tiny giraffes. Or was that Russian oligarchs? I forget which.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe) I think it was Okapi. Now, why Okapi wanted to keep tiny giraffes, I have no idea. Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 07:46 PM (xhaym) 33
I imagine Ace sounds like Peter Lorre.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV) 34
If you go on Youtube, there are some radio clips of him doing various readings, and he's amazing. Starts off very dignified and then totally loses it before recovering.
A Lorre freakout is great to watch. "RICK! You must help me, RICK!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:47 PM (llXky) 35
Great photo of the bears. Adorable even.
Mom has a very determined look in her eyes. I wonder what she is thinking? Posted by: Rasmus at September 16, 2022 07:47 PM (gy4lo) 36
It may just be me, but I can't stand to see animals in cages or zoos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 07:48 PM (mE7cY) 37
I imagine Ace sounds like Peter Lorre.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 07:46 PM (eGTCV) --- From now on, I'll read all his comments about Allahpundit as spoke by Lorre in full rage mode. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky) 38
I wonder what she is thinking?
Posted by: Rasmus at September 16, 2022 07:47 PM (gy4lo) ___ FAFO. Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 07:49 PM (cN3Xw) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2022 07:49 PM (u82oZ) 40
Salty!
Posted by: SMH at September 16, 2022 07:50 PM (cN3Xw) 41
{{{SMH}}}
* Respectful tip of the hat to Ex-Ex. * Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2022 07:50 PM (u82oZ) Posted by: fluffy; pedantic dick at September 16, 2022 07:50 PM (UqnOO) 43
From now on, I'll read all his comments about Allahpundit as spoke by Lorre in full rage mode.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:48 PM (llXky) What business would you say your in, Ace? The amusement business... Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 07:51 PM (mE7cY) 44
Let me add my hash.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at September 16, 2022 07:51 PM (u82oZ) 45
The video of the crazy Russians (BIRM) with the bear in the motorcycle sidecar (a Ural, I assume) from a while back is hard to beat. This one's good, but the tension from what we were all waiting for - the bear to chomp that guy's arm - kinda spoiled the fun.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 07:51 PM (OTzUX) 46
An Okapi bit my sister.
Posted by: Broncks Zoo at September 16, 2022 07:52 PM (PIlQh) 47
Got to spend time with a gorgeous male cheetah and pet him at a rescue preserve in S. Africa years ago.
But my favorite memory is holding a little meerkat in my arms as it chattered at me and stroked my face with its little paw. Sigh. Haven't had a vacation now in 4 1/2 years. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 07:52 PM (ptqGC) 48
And BBC Earth here showing a Horizon episode [a.k.a. NOVA on PBS] "Population 7.7 Billion and Counting" Naturalist Chris Packham investigates the impact a growing human population is having on the planet, asking whether the Earth can sustain predictions of 10 billion people by 2050.
That doesn't sound too much like genocidal shit even with an original air date of October 2020. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0) 49
ace, go to the beach (avoid Martha's Vineyard), or if the beach ain't yo thang, Yurope. Haven't checked but hear tell some places are quite cheap now, and Sept/Oct is always the best time anywhere in the northern hemisphere. Go to northern Portugal and the Alentejo. Probably pretty disconnected from the crazy and intense, yet boring and disappointing, current world.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 07:53 PM (OTzUX) 50
I haven't been on vacation since 2009.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 07:53 PM (mE7cY) 51
Pretty much everything I know about Peter Lorre I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 07:54 PM (qyEdo) 52
An Okapi bit my sister.
Posted by: Broncks Zoo at September 16, 2022 07:52 PM (PIlQh) Arthur Dent's only brother was nibbled to death by an Okapi . . . Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 07:54 PM (xhaym) 53
September 16, 2022 07:48 PM I cringe at animals in cages, but modern zoos with roomy enclosures and the critters dont have that dull caged eye, don't bother me.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2022 07:55 PM (3cGpq) 54
51 Pretty much everything I know about Peter Lorre I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 07:54 PM (qyEdo) I remember those episodes Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 07:55 PM (mE7cY) 55
"Rick, Rick, do you despise me?"
"I guess if I gave you any thought, I would." A line/concept several of us found useful in dealing with furriners in a furrin policy context. Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 07:55 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: Goldfish at September 16, 2022 07:55 PM (63Dwl) 57
Ace sounds like Peter Lorre. CBD sounds like Humphrey Bogart.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 16, 2022 07:56 PM (eGTCV) 58
People who live on a golf course or in a zoo don't need a vacation.
Posted by: Broncks Zoo at September 16, 2022 07:56 PM (PIlQh) 59
8 Ace Riptide was better than Simon & Simon
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:37 PM (yezA1) Doncha mean, "Rip-off-tide"? Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 16, 2022 07:56 PM (DTX3h) 60
Simon and Simon
I don't get it. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 16, 2022 07:49 PM Apparently you haven't be Simonized. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2022 07:56 PM (a3Q+t) 61
Out waiting for space station any minute 7:58 exactly
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25) 62
Who does MisHum sound like?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 07:57 PM (mE7cY) 63
be = been
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2022 07:57 PM (a3Q+t) 64
Haven't had a vacation since 2001. Last trip was 2018 to take dad's ashes to the ocean.
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 07:57 PM (6/K6X) 65
And can hear direcor giving instructions at band camp
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 07:57 PM (k8B25) 66
Luckily Liberace was still alive at the time so I got the Bugs Bunny episode[s?] featuring him.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 07:57 PM (yikp0) 67
Peter Lorre was contacted by investigators from HUAC who asked if he was aware of anyone suspicious---he sent them a list of everyone he has ever met in Hollywood.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at September 16, 2022 07:58 PM (3DZIZ) 68
My church counts on people like me who haven't taken vacations in years to fill in for the snowbirds who are away all summer at their vacation homes.
I'm beyond burned out. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 07:59 PM (ptqGC) 69
I'd probably be in prison if I didn't take mini-vacations every year to go ride somewhere, hang out with other horse crazy folk and be away from the daily grind and the fandamily for a few days.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2022 08:00 PM (3cGpq) 70
Those cute wild animal vids are why we get so many When Animals Attack videos.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:00 PM (9pcIx) 71
What’s a vacation?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:00 PM (u73oe) 72
My husband just came home on Wednesday from a conference in ATL, and left tonight with our Scout troop for the weekend because most of the leaders are away on vacation.
Grrrr. Tired of spending weekends alone. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:00 PM (ptqGC) 73
>>>Compilation of pets being clever.
If that parrot was really clever, wouldn't he have just flown down to the bottom. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2022 08:01 PM (hVqGz) 74
Being a small business owner means never taking vacations under the Biden regime. It sucks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:02 PM (ptqGC) 75
Pretty much everything I know about Peter Lorre I learned from Bugs Bunny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 07:54 PM (qyEdo) I'm sure you got your classical music education from Bugs also. Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (9pcIx) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (hVqGz) 77
Aruba Liberace is one of my favorite songs. He performed it in the 1965 movie-When the Boys Meet the Girls, even though he wasn't interested in that.
Posted by: Broncks Zoo at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (PIlQh) 78
Grrrr. Tired of spending weekends alone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh The Paolo always has, how you say, time for the lovely Mrs. D'oh. Posted by: The Paolo at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (LsEU/) 79
27 Peter Lorre is also in the movie Boyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Posted by: steevy a -------------------- Oh, what a tale a whale could tell If a whale had a tale to tell Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (PNb1b) 80
Those are cheetahs and not leopards.
Posted by: Ciampino - cats at September 16, 2022 08:04 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:04 PM (mE7cY) 82
I'd probably be in prison if I didn't take mini-vacations every year to go ride somewhere, hang out with other horse crazy folk and be away from the daily grind and the fandamily for a few days.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2022 08:00 PM (3cGpq) I miss having a horse so much. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:04 PM (ptqGC) 83
Van Cliburn was a Texan.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:05 PM (9pcIx) 84
Go do a spa day, Jane. Get your toes did. A massage. A mimosa.
Treat yo self! Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:04 PM (mE7cY) Lol. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:05 PM (ptqGC) 85
I'm sure you got your classical music education from Bugs also.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (9pcIx) And Hadrian. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 08:05 PM (qyEdo) 86
Saw the space station, couldn't find it in telescope
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:05 PM (k8B25) Posted by: The spiders at September 16, 2022 08:06 PM (sn5EN) Posted by: The Paolo at September 16, 2022 08:06 PM (LsEU/) 89
Grrrr. Tired of spending weekends alone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:00 PM (ptqGC) Heeeyyyy....How yu doin'? Posted by: The Paolo at September 16, 2022 08:06 PM (anj39) 90
Welp, Imonna go curl up in bed with the two boy kittehs and sip a tequila and lime on ice.
'night, all. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:06 PM (ptqGC) 91
Surely off topic... and im probably too late for TJM or MPPPP... does anyone have any thoughts on a great Peter Lorre movie? I'm thinking I'd like to introduce the missus to him this weekend. I've only seen him in Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon. Would love suggestions.
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 07:33 PM (U1eOr) In addition to Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, he was also Mr. Moto (the Japanese version of Charlie Chan) in a number of movies. Which is a hoot. Not classic, like his Raskolnikov in Crime and Punishment, but funny as heck. Posted by: HTL at September 16, 2022 08:06 PM (mjdo4) 92
Speaking of horses I need to go mess with mine. Been meaning to ride the fat mare for a bit all week and not getting it done. Have fun all.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 16, 2022 08:08 PM (3cGpq) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 08:08 PM (yikp0) Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:08 PM (ptqGC) 95
Playtime isn't over until the bear says it's over.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 16, 2022 08:09 PM (hVqGz) 96
Hordemind...awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 08:09 PM (anj39) 97
Nothing like doggos having fun at sports.
I really hate the donks. Peter Lorre? "M", Arsenic and Old Lace, The Man who Knew Too Much Posted by: CN at September 16, 2022 08:09 PM (Zzbjj) 98
Went in for the follow-up on the CTA scan of my aorta. There's no enlargement on the descending side and all the way down. So it's just at the ascending part above the heart and even that is only slight. No restrictions on activities. I made an appointment for another ultrasound a year from now. "11:00 on September 12th?" the nurse asked. "No," I replied, "the plumber is coming then." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 08:10 PM (1Nxff) 99
Hey, Paolo, this weekend is Jose the yard boy's time.
Wait your turn. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:08 PM (ptqGC) *stamps foot* Wanders off. Posted by: Sven the pool boy at September 16, 2022 08:10 PM (anj39) 100
I made an appointment for another ultrasound a year from now. "11:00 on September 12th?" the nurse asked. "No," I replied, "the plumber is coming then."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh The Classics are truly the best! SNORT Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 08:11 PM (LsEU/) 101
Ive gotten through season 3 of Vikings, since there's nothing else to watch, and heard good things about it..... but how did this crap make it even this long?
So much of it is basically a crappy battle, followed by 40 minutes of bickering, repeated for every episode. A ton of it is just Christian hate porn, where the creators are just getting a hardon over the idea of murdering and torturing Christians. And then, unlike say Game of Thrones or Last a Kingdom, this isn't supposed to be fantasy, but basically it's making the Vikings like super heroes, where 3 take out entire brigades of English or French, not to mention how it later becomes the Yas Queen Viking show, where a 120lbs woman takes out 50 soldiers single handedly. Posted by: Rbastid at September 16, 2022 08:11 PM (ZI4cs) 102
Went in for the follow-up on the CTA scan of my aorta. There's no enlargement on the descending side and all the way down. So it's just at the ascending part above the heart and even that is only slight. No restrictions on activities.
I made an appointment for another ultrasound a year from now. "11:00 on September 12th?" the nurse asked. "No," I replied, "the plumber is coming then." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 08:10 PM (1Nxff) Excellent on both counts. Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2022 08:12 PM (4I/2K) 103
Wouldn't be so funny if the bear decided to take his arm off and beat him with it
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:13 PM (k8B25) 104
103 Wouldn't be so funny if the bear decided to take his arm off and beat him with it
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:13 PM (k8B25 A man was seriously injured when a bear chewed off his arm and beat the man, single-handedly. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:14 PM (mE7cY) 105
How many bottles of vodka does a grizzly need to drink to play like that?
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2022 08:15 PM (Ti+Tv) 106
A man was seriously injured when a bear chewed off his arm and beat the man, single-handedly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA You gotta hand it to that bear. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 08:15 PM (LsEU/) 107
None of this is funny.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 16, 2022 08:16 PM (Xrfse) 108
There is a doe whitetail here who we assume had twins, see them often, yesterday almost hit one of them as they were on side of road not far away and one ran in front of me but slammed on breaks fast enough.
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:16 PM (k8B25) 109
Bear's name is Lefty.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2022 08:16 PM (Ti+Tv) 110
I'd clap, but...
Posted by: Beaten Man at September 16, 2022 08:16 PM (mE7cY) 111
TX Atty General Ken Paxton
BREAKING: I just secured a MASSIVE VICTORY for the Constitution & Free Speech in fed court: #BigTech CANNOT censor the political voices of ANY Texan! The 5th Circuit “reject Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (J+GeS) 112
Coulda just flipped it the bird.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (anj39) 113
Let's hope these wild, not tame animals don't decide to eat their friends.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (w2Z7l) 114
All these animal videos, where does the horde stand on hunting.... What about real hunger situations. Where do we draw the line.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (q7YwT) 115
Ive gotten through season 3 of Vikings, since there's nothing else to watch, and heard good things about it..... but how did this crap make it even this long?
Posted by: Rbastid at September 16, 2022 08:11 PM (ZI4cs) Travis Fimmel is hot. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (qyEdo) 116
61 Out waiting for space station any minute 7:58 exactly
Posted by: Skip Mood music! https://youtu.be/yxUgW5CLk18 And with that, 'night....I'll be back around 0300, lurking about. Posted by: Puddleglum at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: michelle fields at September 16, 2022 08:18 PM (yikp0) 118
Tucker is on fire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:18 PM (ptqGC) 119
How DARE he show us WHITE horses throwing their privileged manes in that surf ...!
Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 16, 2022 08:18 PM (Rbu5d) 120
So Mossberg returned my 500's trigger group assembly, shotgun works again. Would it have killed them to scribble two sentences somewhere as to what the problem/fix was? Just curious. Whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 08:19 PM (OTzUX) 121
120 So Mossberg returned my 500's trigger group assembly, shotgun works again. Would it have killed them to scribble two sentences somewhere as to what the problem/fix was? Just curious. Whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 08:19 PM (OTzUX) Legal won't let them admit fault. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:19 PM (mE7cY) 122
There is a doe whitetail here who we assume had twins, see them often, yesterday almost hit one of them as they were on side of road not far away and one ran in front of me but slammed on breaks fast enough.
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:16 PM (k8B25) It's all over the hundred acre wood. One of the twins is a black tail. Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 08:20 PM (anj39) 123
Book I am reading in Napoleonic era a Russian general had as pets a eagle and a white Crow, took them on campaign.
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:20 PM (k8B25) 124
"Tucker is on fire."
Well for the love of Rokossovsky, somebody get an extinguisher and put him out! Posted by: Obligatory HQ comment at September 16, 2022 08:20 PM (OTzUX) 125
Well should turn this off, no rest for the weary going to work tomorrow. Only morning so won't be all day.
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:22 PM (k8B25) 126
AlaBAMA it was a free repair and probably a very small/east one, don't see any reason not to tell me what it was. Maybe since the assembly is not a customer-serviceable thing, no need. But would be nice to know.
Posted by: Obligatory HQ comment at September 16, 2022 08:22 PM (OTzUX) 127
22...Gnosticism is alive and well. One of those heresies that never goes away.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2022 07:43 PM (llXky) None of them ever do. They just get repackaged. Posted by: Flyover's Kohlrabi at September 16, 2022 08:22 PM (Rbu5d) 128
>>>All these animal videos, where does the horde stand on hunting.... What about real hunger situations. Where do we draw the line.
>I'd blast every single one of them. Except I don't eat rodent. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 08:23 PM (w2Z7l) 129
Rosalind loves the ear noogies I'm giving her. Poor thing is teething and doing them makes the pain better. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2022 08:23 PM (1Nxff) 130
126 AlaBAMA it was a free repair and probably a very small/east one, don't see any reason not to tell me what it was. Maybe since the assembly is not a customer-serviceable thing, no need. But would be nice to know.
Posted by: Obligatory HQ comment at September 16, 2022 08:22 PM (OTzUX) If they tell you what was wrong and it happens to someone else's shotgun, and that person gets hurt, it's an established paper trail proving they knew it was a faulty product, which means liability. Sucks but that's tort. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:25 PM (mE7cY) 131
Mossberg may not have fixed anything as much as replaced the whole trigger group. If i were them I'd replace the whole assembly.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 08:25 PM (q7YwT) Posted by: Nihls Wink at September 16, 2022 08:26 PM (92O+k) 133
>All these animal videos, where does the horde stand on hunting....
Don't shoot until you have a good clear shot. Nothing worse than wounding an animal and letting it suffer. Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 08:26 PM (anj39) 134
103 Wouldn't be so funny if the bear decided to take his arm off and beat him with it
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:13 PM (k8B25 A playful fun human like that, you don't rip him limb from limb all at once. Posted by: The Bear at September 16, 2022 08:26 PM (4I/2K) 135
..All these animal videos, where does the horde stand on hunting.... What about real hunger situations. Where do we draw the line. Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 08:17 PM (q7YwT)
There is a place for all of God's Creatures. Usually, right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy. And I'd rather put meat I've shot and processed into the freezer, as compared to questionable cuts of store-bought bovine. Don't get me wrong, I love beef. But elk is a far superior flavor, and I'm told that moose is even better than elk. Plus, I've enjoyed holidays serving turkeys felled by my 12ga, and what a delight they are compared to ye olde Budderbawl. Cottontail rabbit, shot in the colder months is fantastic grilled, and quail, dove, pheasant, duck and goose are all first class freezer fill. Fishing, too. Such a huge range of species, textures, flavors. Smoked eel is *chef's kiss* sublime. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 08:26 PM (e6UQI) 136
Mmm. Tort.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 08:29 PM (yikp0) 137
Kittens and puppies make a good meal in a pinch then? All the animals are edible if one is hungry enough.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 08:29 PM (q7YwT) 138
AlaBAMA, understood.
USNtakim, I figured that's what they'd do, just swap it out. Impossible to tell, as the assembly doesn't seem to have any identifying codes, and in any case I didn't bother to look for any on the original. It's all good. Disappointing, since pump shotgun is among the simplest/most reliable designs there is, but whatever. It still could be cycled using the action release, so technically it still worked. Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2022 08:29 PM (OTzUX) Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:30 PM (mE7cY) 140
5th circuit court of appeals, in upholding a TX law, apparently finds that the 1st amendment protects the free speech of citizens, not corporations.
https://tinyurl.com/2ha2mcmf Get bent, big tech. All the censorship of the last couple years was done without Constitutional protection. Posted by: Methos at September 16, 2022 08:31 PM (kOpft) 141
All these animal videos, where does the horde stand on hunting.... What about real hunger situations. Where do we draw the line. Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still.
Hunting: tasty. Where do we draw the line: When my freezer is full or I run out of animals. Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 08:32 PM (J+GeS) Posted by: Nihls Wink at September 16, 2022 08:33 PM (92O+k) 143
I've eaten rodent before, hasenpfeffer, at the alpine village in LA. Wonderful place. The stew was delicious, but I've never had to pick vertebrate out of my spoon before. Still very tasty.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 08:34 PM (w2Z7l) 144
Laughed way too much at the "raccoon," especially once the garbage man came into the scene
Posted by: tintex at September 16, 2022 08:35 PM (C5Rjz) 145
In King Rat they ate both rats and a dog. You do what you gotta do.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:37 PM (9pcIx) 146
..Kittens and puppies make a good meal in a pinch then? All the animals are edible if one is hungry enough.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still. at September 16, 2022 08:29 PM (q7YwT) One German General famously slaughtered and butchered his paired Dobermans, when in the Siege of Stalingrad, the tables were turned and the Germans became the besieged. Having consumed not only all their rations, but the horses, down to the harnesses and other tack, said General shot first one dog, and then some days later, the second. I'll hope never to know a hunger of such desperation as that. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 08:37 PM (e6UQI) 147
Mossberg 500. Early gun thread. Reminds me we need to shoot this weekend. I cringe just a bit shooting metal plates. Waste of ammo.
Posted by: Rasmus at September 16, 2022 08:38 PM (Kf/8k) 148
The smaller critters are less cumbersome if you put them on a rotisserie.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 08:39 PM (w2Z7l) 149
In King Rat they ate both rats and a dog. You do what you gotta do. Posted by: polynikes What did they do with those bugs they scooped out of holes? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2022 08:40 PM (63Dwl) 150
Archery season for deer and turkey is now open here in MO.
Bit too warm for me, though. Don't like having to rush to get anything in the freezer. Posted by: MkY at September 16, 2022 08:40 PM (cPGH3) Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 08:42 PM (qyEdo) 152
>>>Kittens and puppies make a good meal in a pinch then? All the animals are edible if one is hungry enough.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable still >Back in WWII, cats were commonly referred to as roof rabbits. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 08:42 PM (w2Z7l) 153
Solzhenitsyn in the Gulag Archipelago had some clear eyed sections about how real hunger compels starving people to do and eat.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 08:43 PM (J+GeS) 154
86 Saw the space station, couldn't find it in telescope
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2022 08:05 PM (k8B25) ---- Did you look in both ends? Posted by: Ciampino - Klingon cloaking shield at September 16, 2022 08:45 PM (qfLjt) 155
139 Some jackass tried to steal the flag off the Queen's coffin.
------------------- The literal cops got him I take it. Should have cut him down with cold steel -- halberd or sabre. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 08:45 PM (yikp0) 156
I know they say Texans are supposed to know a lot about beef, but I don't know.
Not sure why they love brisket so much. I cut the brisket steaks and threw them on the grille until they were medium rare. They were awfully tough and full of gristle and fat. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:47 PM (WersM) 157
I would never kill and eat my cat or dog. I might kill and let others eat them though. But what's the sense if you get to that point. Another week maybe before you're in the same dire situation.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (9pcIx) 158
And I'd rather put meat I've shot and processed into the freezer, as compared to questionable cuts of store-bought bovine. Don't get me wrong, I love beef. But elk is a far superior flavor, and I'm told that moose is even better than elk.
This. Elk is great. Moose is awesome. Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (kdUPz) 159
140 5th circuit court of appeals, in upholding a TX law, apparently finds that the 1st amendment protects the free speech of citizens, not corporations.
https://tinyurl.com/2ha2mcmf ------------------------------------------ That crooked Ken Paxton that beat little Peter Bush in the election what did that. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (PNb1b) 160
I don’t know if y’all know this, but apparently there was some bad shit at Camp LeJuene between 1953 and 1987.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe) 161
I cut the brisket steaks and threw them on the grille until they were medium rare. They were awfully tough and full of gristle and fat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:47 PM (WersM) —————- This is missing a sarc tag, right? Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe) 162
I cut the brisket steaks and threw them on the grille until they were medium rare. They were awfully tough and full of gristle and fat. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:47 PM (WersM) Going to start calling you Chem Jeff, just because. next time, 275 in a covered roaster or covered casserole for about three hours. Add potatoes and veg of your choice What you did is make artisan Pink Pearl erasers. Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 08:50 PM (xhaym) 163
but apparently there was some bad shit at Camp LeJuene between 1953 and 1987.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe) Lol..no kidding. Can't get away from those ads Posted by: A dude in MI at September 16, 2022 08:50 PM (/6GbT) 164
118 Tucker is on fire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 16, 2022 08:18 PM (ptqGC) Yup! At this point you have to figure that if a boat full of Haitians heading for Miami was blown out to sea and after weeks finally made it to Martha's Vineyard, before the boat got within two miles of shore, all of the police would be ordered to get shotguns and slugs, board fast fishing boats, then go and riddle the hull of the Haitian boat to keep it from making a landing. Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 08:50 PM (AMIL/) 165
160 I don’t know if y’all know this, but apparently there was some bad shit at Camp LeJuene between 1953 and 1987.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe) Is this the bad water case where lawyers are suing somebody, anybody? Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 08:51 PM (0OP+5) 166
25 Ancient Egyptian royalty kept Cheetah as pets no?
Posted by: steevy at September 16, 2022 07:44 PM (yezA1) ---- There was one at the Arusha Golf Club. Very friendly, like a dog. That's where the movie Hatari was shot but I don't know if the cheetah was around at the time of John Wayne making that movie. Posted by: Ciampino - Hatari means Danger at September 16, 2022 08:51 PM (qfLjt) 167
This is missing a sarc tag, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe) Lol. Yeah just messing with y'all. Smoked a brisket today for our church since the missionary was visiting this weekend. Didn't turn out too bad for a novice. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:52 PM (WersM) 168
Never heard of brisket steaks. Sliced brisket after the brisket has been properly slow cooked / smoked is awesome.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:52 PM (9pcIx) 169
32 And tiny giraffes. Or was that Russian oligarchs? I forget which.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 07:45 PM (u73oe) I think it was Okapi. Now, why Okapi wanted to keep tiny giraffes, I have no idea. Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2022 07:46 PM (xhaym) ---- Baby llamas were not available. Posted by: Ciampino -- Hatari means Danger at September 16, 2022 08:54 PM (qfLjt) 170
..I cut the brisket steaks and threw them on the grille until they were medium rare. They were awfully tough and full of gristle and fat. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:47 PM (WersM)
You don't cut steaks from brisket. You slow-roast brisket in either a side-firebox, smoker type pit, or directly over a very low heat direct bbq, but with the handful of mesquite fire placed off to the side of the pit, and not directly under the meat. Six, eight, ten hours. Depends on the size of the cut, and the nature of the cooker. This is where a "Pit Master" competition BBQ chef really can help, they know all the designs, and can coach you through building the right fire, regulating the temperature and "timing" correctly for the cut of meat. Done perfectly, it'll be so tender as to fall apart on the fork itself. I can't teach you how but there are many who can. Ask your butcher for some referrals. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 08:55 PM (e6UQI) 171
Mmmm...brisket.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 08:55 PM (asZuX) 172
There was a tiny restaurant in Las Cruces that made brisket that had an international reputation. Covid wrecked that. Brisket like that is more of a drug than food.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 08:55 PM (J+GeS) 173
3 legged elephant reminds me of a classic joke:
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out burning forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 08:56 PM (U1eOr) 174
I don’t know if y’all know this, but apparently there was some bad shit at Camp LeJuene between 1953 and 1987.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:48 PM (u73oe) Makes me wonder if some ambulance chaser is gonna start a class action lawsuit to compensate members of the military who served in Europe during the late 1980s and cannot donate blood becuz Mad Cow. Cuz I would love to get that check for 28 bucks. Golden Corral, here I come. Posted by: Pug Mahon (x8Wzq) at September 16, 2022 08:56 PM (x8Wzq) 175
I cut the brisket steaks and threw them on the grille until they were medium rare. They were awfully tough and full of gristle and fat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:47 PM (WersM) you aint holding your mouth right Posted by: REDACTED at September 16, 2022 08:56 PM (us2H3) 176
167 This is missing a sarc tag, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 08:50 PM (u73oe) Lol. Yeah just messing with y'all. Smoked a brisket today for our church since the missionary was visiting this weekend. Didn't turn out too bad for a novice. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 08:52 PM (WersM) Our seminary student from Nigeria will be at church this Sunday. Mrs. E is making her famous scalloped potatoes. Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 08:56 PM (0OP+5) 177
>>>
You don't cut steaks from brisket. You slow-roast brisket in either a side-firebox, smoker type pit, or directly over a very low heat direct bbq, but with the handful of mesquite fire placed off to the side of the pit, and not directly under the meat. Six, eight, ten hours. Depends on the size of the cut, and the nature of the cooker. This is where a "Pit Master" competition BBQ chef really can help, they know all the designs, and can coach you through building the right fire, regulating the temperature and "timing" correctly for the cut of meat. Done perfectly, it'll be so tender as to fall apart on the fork itself. I can't teach you how but there are many who can. Ask your butcher for some referrals. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX >A man of conviction. I like this kind of feedback to folks who need learning. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 08:57 PM (w2Z7l) 178
Kittens are cleaning my plate. It's a nice pre-scrub for the dishwasher.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 08:57 PM (9nXhD) 179
I made a martini the other night with Rye and vermouth and seven up. Tasted terrible .
( ok that was for Bitter for screwing with us) Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 08:58 PM (9pcIx) 180
In re: Peter Lorre, he was good as the knife-throwing killer in the Bob Hope flick, My Favorite Brunette. Part of his schtick in the movie was that he was studying to become a U.S. citizen, and was frequently heard repeating his lessons in civics and American history.
M is a great movie; the opening scenes of the missing girl, and her panic-stricken mother, are heart-rending. One of the things in the movie that I found surprising was the extent to which forensic investigation techniques had advanced in the early 30s. Posted by: Paco at September 16, 2022 08:58 PM (njExo) 181
How long does one sous vide a missionary?
Posted by: Broncks Zoo at September 16, 2022 08:58 PM (PIlQh) 182
I had a teacher in sixth grade that insisted that animals were incapable of having fun, experiencing joy, or puzzling things out for themselves. This was a man who obviously never had a dog. Or even a parakeet.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 09:00 PM (CCf67) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2022 09:00 PM (WersM) 184
12 year old Jameson Redbreast sure is smooth and drinkable.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 09:00 PM (0OP+5) 185
M is a great movie; the opening scenes of the missing girl, and her panic-stricken mother, are heart-rending. One of the things in the movie that I found surprising was the extent to which forensic investigation techniques had advanced in the early 30s.
Posted by: Paco at September 16, 2022 08:58 PM (njExo) ---------- Techniques kind of had to, after the horrible example of the Dreyfus Affair. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 09:00 PM (9nXhD) 186
Kittens are cleaning my plate. It's a nice pre-scrub for the dishwasher.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 08:57 PM (9nXhD) —————— You put the kittens in the dishwasher? Cuts down on dander, I’ll bet. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 09:00 PM (u73oe) 187
Kittens are cleaning my plate. It's a nice pre-scrub for the dishwasher.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2022 08:57 PM (9nXhD) —————— You put the kittens in the dishwasher? Cuts down on dander, I’ll bet. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 09:00 PM (u73oe) --- They hate the squirt bottle...I can only imagine their reaction when you stick them in the dishwasher and crank it up full blast... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2022 09:01 PM (K5n5d) 188
You don't cut steaks from brisket. You slow-roast brisket in either a side-firebox, smoker type pit, or directly over a very low heat direct bbq, but with the handful of mesquite fire placed off to the side of the pit, and not directly under the meat. Six, eight, ten hours. Depends on the size of the cut, and the nature of the cooker. This is where a "Pit Master" competition BBQ chef really can help, they know all the designs, and can coach you through building the right fire, regulating the temperature and "timing" correctly for the cut of meat. Done perfectly, it'll be so tender as to fall apart on the fork itself. I can't teach you how but there are many who can. Ask your butcher for some referrals.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 08:55 PM (e6UQI) Pellet grill! Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 09:01 PM (CCf67) 189
139 Some jackass tried to steal the flag off the Queen's coffin.
People are psychotic. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 08:30 PM (mE7cY) I wonder if that is a no-bail offence (SWIDT?) in London? Would not surprise me. If so, hopefully before being taken to court and released, he'll be taken to the barracks of the Grenadier Guards to be taught some manners by the lads. Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2022 09:02 PM (AMIL/) 190
79 27 Peter Lorre is also in the movie Boyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Posted by: steevy a -------------------- Oh, what a tale a whale could tell If a whale had a tale to tell Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 08:03 PM (PNb1b) ---- Would it wag its tail while telling its tale? Posted by: Ciampino - it's a tell order at September 16, 2022 09:02 PM (qfLjt) 191
Paper plates here cause sushi night, yo.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5) 192
How long does one sous vide a missionary?
-------------------- You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0) 193
You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0) ————— Ok, that took me a minute. Well done! Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 09:06 PM (u73oe) 194
The Lorre recommendations are much appreciated. Hoping to introduce the missus to him this weekend. M sounds a bit heavy for now... Arsenic and Old Lace may just be in order. Of course the Maltese Falcon is also up there. Either way, thanks for the tips!
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:08 PM (U1eOr) 195
How long does one sous vide a missionary?
Posted by: Broncks Zoo at September 16, 2022 08:58 PM Start around matins, go through vespers the next day. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:10 PM (asZuX) 196
106 A man was seriously injured when a bear chewed off his arm and beat the man, single-handedly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA You gotta hand it to that bear. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2022 08:15 PM (LsEU/) ---- We have the video, digitally enhanced. Posted by: Ciampino - tooth and nail at September 16, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt) 197
I've been "grilling" for decades. Learning how to use a smoker, either an offset or pellet is time consuming as that type of "grilling" takes a lot longer than usual.
I have an awesome chicken thigh cook down pat... one hour or so, depending on the number of thighs on my Traeger pellet smoker. Took some trial and error. Mostly error. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2022 09:10 PM (BFigT) 198
You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM Friar? He's the chip monk. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:11 PM (asZuX) 199
191 Paper plates here cause sushi night, yo.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5) Pretty sure you are not supposed to eat the plate so paper or china should make no difference. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2022 09:11 PM (pgEvC) 200
192 How long does one sous vide a missionary?
-------------------- You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0) *golfclal* Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:12 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:13 PM (yikp0) Posted by: Jeb! at September 16, 2022 09:13 PM (mE7cY) 203
Just watched 13 hours Secret Soldiers of Beghazi again.
Every time I watch it, I hate Hillary a little more. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:14 PM (mE7cY) 204
And as an illustration of how crappy search engines are today, I used DDG to search for you can't boil him he's a friar hoping under Images to find a cannibal cartoon to link, and the Images are all unrelated crap although at least the All search did get a hit for Friar Jokes but all the other All hits were unrelated crap too.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:16 PM (yikp0) 205
Every time I watch it, I hate Hillary a little more.
Posted by: AlaBAMA I have had that hate since the 90's. No room for that anymore. She's not worth it. Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 09:16 PM (6/K6X) 206
203 Just watched 13 hours Secret Soldiers of Beghazi again.
Every time I watch it, I hate Hillary a little more. Posted by: AlaBAMA ---------------------------- The Flags that were setting things in motion for the rescue that Obama fired. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 09:17 PM (PNb1b) 207
#204 addendum: and that's for something nonpolitical that the PTB have no reason to hide.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:18 PM (yikp0) 208
Evening all, how goes it?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:19 PM (nxdel) 209
@204 - I searched earlier today for the classic image of Elian Gonzalez being roasted by the swat team. I typed Elian Gonzalez in DDG and every single image was Elian as a grownup. I did the same in Google and got the image I was seeking.
It would appear that DDG is even worse than Google. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:19 PM (U1eOr) 210
If the guy had gotten it.. EBay.."authentic flag from Queen's coffin! Guaranteed appreciating collectible! Bid now!"
Posted by: azjaeger at September 16, 2022 09:20 PM (3/XaG) 211
Quiet. How are you Jewells?
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 09:20 PM (6/K6X) 212
Every time I watch it, I hate Hillary a little more.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:14 PM (mE7cY) There was a post earlier about Hillary gushing over Wet Ass Pussy, which I assume was code for salmon and tuna guts soufflé dollar store cat food left out in the sun for three days, something redolent of Hillary's unique scent. It's kind of hard to hate her more than that. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 09:21 PM (CCf67) 213
Infidel.. doing okay. Have a craft show tomorrow so kept busy getting ready for that tonight.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:22 PM (nxdel) 214
Just watched 13 hours Secret Soldiers of Beghazi again.
Every time I watch it, I hate Hillary a little more. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:14 PM (mE7cY) Is that the one with the guy from The Office? We saw that in the theater and yes, I agree. Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 09:22 PM (N5Seh) 215
If the guy had gotten it.. EBay.."authentic flag from Queen's coffin! Guaranteed appreciating collectible! Bid now!"
Posted by: azjaeger at September 16, 2022 09:20 PM (3/XaG) I'm already there...undercutting him by fifty pounds, and three Signets now owned by King Chaz. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 09:22 PM (CCf67) 216
I hope you sell out tomorrow!
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 09:23 PM (6/K6X) 217
There was a post earlier about Hillary gushing over Wet Ass Pussy,
Even more cringy than Bob Dole Viagra ads! Posted by: azjaeger at September 16, 2022 09:23 PM (3/XaG) Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 09:24 PM (PNb1b) 219
Is that the one with the guy from The Office? We saw that in the theater and yes, I agree.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2022 09:22 PM (N5Seh) Yeah, I think he's a lib but he took it seriously and understood the story he was relating. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:25 PM (mE7cY) 220
@203
>>Every time I watch it, I hate Hillary a little more. Hillary was a thoroughly vile person before Benghazi, Benghazi showed that this women should never be in a position of power an authority ever again. Thankfully her vileness is now limited to talking about her fartclam on an unwatched podcast. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i) 221
Any other metalheads at Alan Jackson tonight?
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2022 09:27 PM (e3RCW) 222
193 You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0) ————— Ok, that took me a minute. Well done! Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2022 09:06 PM (u73oe) Turn me over, I'm quite done on this side... Posted by: St Lawrence at September 16, 2022 09:28 PM (BgMrQ) 223
Thanks Infidel. I am next to another vendor who I've known a long time. Very sweet lady so at least I'll have nice company for the day.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:28 PM (nxdel) 224
@GuntherEagleman
2h BREAKING: All but one illegal immigrant was removed from Martha’s Vineyard… One had a fake Birth Certificate from Hawaii. Posted by: IrishEi at September 16, 2022 09:28 PM (3ImbR) 225
23 Thanks Infidel. I am next to another vendor who I've known a long time. Very sweet lady so at least I'll have nice company for the day.
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:28 PM (nxdel Jewells! I actually need your help! Can you do custom leather jewelry? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:30 PM (mE7cY) 226
@218 - agreed, but I never thought they'd actually be worse than Google.
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:31 PM (U1eOr) 227
that's gotta be a Ukrainian, sticking his arm in the bears mouth and laughing about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:32 PM (r46W7) 228
DDG and Brave have both gone into the toilet.
Posted by: Infidel at September 16, 2022 09:32 PM (6/K6X) 229
I feel fresh.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at September 16, 2022 09:33 PM (Xrfse) 230
AlaBAMA.. depends.. what do you have in mind?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel) 231
192 How long does one sous vide a missionary?
-------------------- You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!! Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0) ---- Ah But not a Rabbi. Posted by: Ciampino - not a Rabbi at September 16, 2022 09:33 PM (qfLjt) 232
I don’t know if y’all know this, but apparently there was some bad shit at Camp LeJuene between 1953 and 1987.
Posted by: Duke Lowell ------ This has been known for years, and the VA has had in place special benefits. It's just that Biden in July signed into law (rightly or wrongly) a bill which dissolved the government from sovereign immunity in the matter. That triggered the usual avalanche of bottom-feeder lawyers in the matter, and they have blanketed the airwaves with ads, all the while licking their lips over the anticipated lawsuits. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:34 PM (l0mb7) 233
227 that's gotta be a Ukrainian, sticking his arm in the bears mouth and laughing about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo a ---------------- Ukrainian is in line. He wants to put his head in its mouth. Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 16, 2022 09:34 PM (PNb1b) 234
230 AlaBAMA.. depends.. what do you have in mind?
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:33 PM (nxdel I want a customer mens bracelet in leather. Not sure about the design but I wanted to get a bible verse engraved on it. Maybe a drawstring style? Can you do stuff like that? Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:35 PM (mE7cY) 235
Custom
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:35 PM (mE7cY) 236
Turn me over, I'm quite done on this side...
Posted by: St Lawrence -------------------- Patron saint of comedians and jesters amongst others I can't recall right now. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:36 PM (yikp0) 237
That triggered the usual avalanche of bottom-feeder lawyers in the matter, and they have blanketed the airwaves with ads, all the while licking their lips over the anticipated lawsuits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:34 PM I must get 3 of those a day in my inbox. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:36 PM (asZuX) 238
>>>You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!!
Posted by: andycanuck >If you don't tone down the balderdash, Brother, were going to have ratchet up your penitence. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 09:37 PM (w2Z7l) 239
I want a customer mens bracelet in leather. Not sure about the design but I wanted to get a bible verse engraved on it. Maybe a drawstring style?
I'd love to help but I don't have the equipment to engrave leather. Sorry Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:37 PM (nxdel) 240
209 @204 - I searched earlier today for the classic image of Elian Gonzalez being roasted by the swat team. I typed Elian Gonzalez in DDG and every single image was Elian as a grownup. I did the same in Google and got the image I was seeking.
It would appear that DDG is even worse than Google. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:19 PM (U1eOr) I didn't want to believe that, so I just doublechecked your search.... wow. You're right. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:38 PM (r46W7) 241
I must get 3 of those a day in my inbox.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:36 PM (asZuX) -------- Same, and I never served. They are watching this blog, was my conclusion. How they got my email address from watching it, however, is beyond my ken. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:39 PM (U1eOr) 242
I'd love to help but I don't have the equipment to engrave leather. Sorry
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:37 PM (nxdel) No worries! Thought I'd check. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:39 PM (mE7cY) 243
>>>You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!!
Posted by: andycanuck Holy Smokes! Turn down the heat! Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2022 09:39 PM (anj39) 244
I must get 3 of those a day in my inbox.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState ----- *!* Three lawyers in your mailbox every day? [preps to stage rescue of RMBS] Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:39 PM (Kawbo) 245
>>>were going to have ratchet up your penitence.
>we're going to have to ratchet up your penitence. My editor sucks balls. Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 16, 2022 09:41 PM (w2Z7l) 246
Tom Servo - I would have double checked me too! I used to feel pretty smug when people were googl___ and I was using DDG. Can't believe just how far they have fallen.
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:41 PM (U1eOr) 247
It would appear that DDG is even worse than Google. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:19 PM (U1eOr) I didn't want to believe that, so I just doublechecked your search.... wow. You're right. Posted by: Tom Servo ------ Same here. Nothing. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:42 PM (Kawbo) 248
Yeah, TuCA was en fuego again. Easy content though. The libs are the most rake steppin idiots on the planet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:43 PM (mE7cY) 249
You can't sous vide him -- he's a friar!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 16, 2022 09:05 PM (yikp0) ---------- Good thing. If he was a primate he'd rip your face off. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:43 PM (Qzn2/) 250
well, got the bike back together and a solid 40 mile test ride completed. all overheating issues have been resolved. i had to replace all the o-rings in the cooling system as three were just fooking gone. the mechanical seal between the water pump shaft and the crank shaft was in four pieces. i now have it up for sale on cycle trader and have fended off two nigerian princes trying to get me to provide a gift card to them for shipping.
Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 16, 2022 09:44 PM (3CCua) 251
Thankfully her vileness is now limited to talking about her fartclam on an unwatched podcast.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2022 09:27 PM (up/3i) Her wet ass fartclam, thank you. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 16, 2022 09:45 PM (CCf67) 252
AlaBAMA appreciate you thinking of me though
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:45 PM (nxdel) 253
Louisville 21 FSU 14 H
Posted by: DB at September 16, 2022 09:46 PM (geLO8) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:46 PM (asZuX) 255
252 AlaBAMA appreciate you thinking of me though
Posted by: jewells45 at September 16, 2022 09:45 PM (nxdel Of course! Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2022 09:47 PM (mE7cY) Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2022 09:47 PM (e6UQI) 257
Lupins!
Posted by: gp Has A New Keyboard at September 16, 2022 09:47 PM (24fqN) 258
Paging Winston Smith to the white courtesy phone please. Winston Smith to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 09:48 PM (U1eOr) 259
Three lawyers in your mailbox every day?
[preps to stage rescue of RMBS] Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:39 PM It's bad enough having one lawyer in my house. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:48 PM (asZuX) 260
Lots of young venison with horns making their appearance up here. Three-day any deer season in Northern NH this fall.
Posted by: RI Red - Domesticated Tourist at September 16, 2022 09:50 PM (Z1Ma0) 261
Cool shooty stuff:
https://tinyurl.com/2jfz24nt Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:46 PM (asZuX) 4.4 miles. That scope mount and check rest is pretty funny. Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 16, 2022 09:50 PM (yHsuS) 262
Lots of young venison with horns making their appearance up here. Three-day any deer season in Northern NH this fall.
Posted by: RI Red - Domesticated Tourist at September 16, 2022 09:50 PM Niiice. According to the nooz we have a black bear wandering around locally. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:51 PM (asZuX) 263
Lots of young venison with horns making their appearance up here.
--------- Free advice: Don't stand too close to the walls. Posted by: Jericho at September 16, 2022 09:51 PM (Qzn2/) 264
It's bad enough having one lawyer in my house. Posted by: RedMindBlueState ----- Well, it's probably worth it just to keep your Latin skills in shape. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM (HAeoF) 265
4.4 miles. That scope mount and check rest is pretty funny.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 16, 2022 09:50 PM The scope mount was hilarious. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM (asZuX) 266
Niiice. According to the nooz we have a black bear wandering around locally.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:51 PM (asZuX) ---------- Black bears are the friendly ones, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM (Qzn2/) 267
Well, it's probably worth it just to keep your Latin skills in shape.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM People called Romans they go the 'ouse? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:54 PM (asZuX) 268
Niiice. According to the nooz we have a black bear wandering around locally.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState ---------- Black bears are the friendly ones, right? Posted by: Cicero BooBoo is cool, but don't trust that Yogi bastard. he wants your picanic basket Posted by: BifBewalski - @ (3CCua) at September 16, 2022 09:54 PM (3CCua) 269
Black bears are the friendly ones, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM Provided you really are there for the hunting, I suppose. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:56 PM (asZuX) 270
Black bears are the friendly ones, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM (Qzn2/) Right up until they eat you. Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2022 09:56 PM (yHsuS) 271
I defrosted and rearranged the upstairs and downstairs freezers last week. Lots of frozen 2021 beef has been hitting the grill.
I should have room for some nice, tasty venison before the supply chain goes ta-tas up. Posted by: RI Red - Domesticated Tourist at September 16, 2022 09:57 PM (Z1Ma0) 272
Watching that "Simon & Simon" recreation, and the Slavic movement coach pronounces it "semen on semen".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ) 273
Black bears are best - Dwight Schrute
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 09:58 PM (9pcIx) 274
I heard somewhere that grizzlies are just an extra large subspecies of black bear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2022 09:58 PM (r46W7) 275
I defrosted and rearranged the upstairs and downstairs freezers last week. Lots of frozen 2021 beef has been hitting the grill.
I should have room for some nice, tasty venison before the supply chain goes ta-tas up. Posted by: RI Red - Domesticated Tourist at September 16, 2022 09:57 PM Nice. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:58 PM (asZuX) 276
Willowed:
Surely off topic... and im probably too late for TJM or MPPPP... does anyone have any thoughts on a great Peter Lorre movie? I'm thinking I'd like to introduce the missus to him this weekend. I've only seen him in Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon. Would love suggestions. Posted by: 496 at September 16, 2022 07:33 PM (U1eOr) ---- Mad Love Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at September 16, 2022 09:58 PM (Dc2NZ) 277
Right up until they eat you.
Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2022 09:56 PM (yHsuS) ------------ Treadwell? Is that you? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:58 PM (Qzn2/) 278
266 Niiice. According to the nooz we have a black bear wandering around locally.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2022 09:51 PM (asZuX) ---------- Black bears are the friendly ones, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:52 PM (Qzn2/) ---- For friendlies look for ones wearing Boy Scout hats they have stolen from (now) former BS. BTW they were delicious. Posted by: Ciampino --- Ah but at September 16, 2022 09:59 PM (qfLjt) 279
Treadwell? Is that you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2022 09:58 PM (Qzn2/) *death moan* Posted by: flounder at September 16, 2022 10:00 PM (yHsuS) Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2022 10:00 PM (9pcIx) 281
The DOJ just filed an appeal to the special Master ruling. Game on. The Regime intends to put Trump in prison.
Posted by: Lost In Space at September 16, 2022 10:01 PM (J+GeS) 282
Also willowed:
"Mask of Demetrios". Lorre plus his several times co-star Sidney Greenstreet. They made several movies together besides "Falcon". Posted by: sal at September 16, 2022 10:02 PM (y40tE) 283
I've never butchered my own deer, but I attended a NH Conservation event and am pretty sure I wouldn't hack it up too badly. The key is getting rid of the "pink skin" separating the pieces of meat. Gamey, otherwise.
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