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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (9/6/22)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function. I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere and splashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific." Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson


Quote II

"Colbert is a highly overrated LOSER!” President Donald J. Trump


Quote III

“Today’s action gives hardworking fast-food workers a stronger voice and seat at the table to set fair wages and critical health and safety standards across the industry. I’m proud to sign this legislation on Labor Day when we pay tribute to the workers who keep our state running as we build a stronger, more inclusive economy for all Californians.” Gov. Gavin Newsome (D-CA)


What is the appropriate collateral for a Big Mac loan?


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Quote IV

“I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use whatever skills, talents, persistence that she has to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton

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To fry or not to fry that is the question..............

International Bacon Day is an unofficial holiday that takes place on the first Saturday of September. But we think bacon deserves more — hence, InsideHook’s Bacon Week, a collection of stories old and new celebrating salt-cured pork (and in some cases, non-pork or even non-meat) in all its sizzling glory.

Bacon is inarguably one of the most perfect foods on the planet. Salty, crisp and full of meaty umami flavors, bacon is a welcome food any time of day. There’s room for bacon-related debate, however, on the optimal cooking method. Most prefer to pan fry, others deep fry and a select few simmer before frying. While all fine methods, the perfect (and easiest!) way to cook bacon, scientifically, is to turn to the oven and bake.

Before we get into the best way to cook bacon, let us explore some of the other methods of bacon cookery to learn which techniques sizzle and which fall flat. A strip of bacon is constructed out of two distinct sections, essentially the meat and the fat. These two parts cook at different rates, with the fat rendering out slower than the meat. This is extremely important to the balance of the optimally cooked strip of bacon; crisp yet tender, meaty with just enough fat to carry the flavor. This dichotomy makes cooking tricky, as the fat and the meat need to remain in harmony throughout the process.

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Fourteenth Amendment Citizenship, Equal Protection, and Other Rights of Citizens
Section 3 Disqualification from Holding Office

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Couy Griffin, an Otero County commissioner was convicted of misdemeanor trespassing in relationship to his J6 presence. Now a judge has ruled he has to be removed from office. Funny thing. Trespassing is not insurrection or rebellion.

A county official in New Mexico who was convicted of entering a restricted area during the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol must be immediately removed from office for his involvement in an insurrection, a judge decided Tuesday.

District Court Judge Francis Mathew ruled that Couy Griffin, an Otero County commissioner, is now disqualified from holding public office because he violated Section 3 of the Fourteenth Amendment by participating in the Jan. 6 siege.

"He took an oath to support the Constitution of the United States ... [and then] engaged in that insurrection after taking his oath," Judge Mathew wrote.

The decision against Griffin, who made headlines earlier this year by refusing to certify his county's election results, comes after some similar, high-profile Fourteenth Amendment challenges to incumbent lawmakers across the country failed.

Some Republicans in Washington state cast a wary eye on an election security device
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Some Republicans in Washington state cast a wary eye on an election security device
Griffin told NPR that he was shocked by the ruling. He said the civil lawsuit that led to it was unfair and "purely political." He claims the plaintiffs in the case were from liberal counties in the state and were being supported by liberal groups. He also said he was a target because of his relationship with former President Donald Trump.

"I don't think it's fair to accuse me of insurrection," he says. "I didn't have any intent of being a part of an insurrection or a violent mob. My intent of going to Washington, D.C., on Jan. 6 was because I had concerns that our elections had been compromised."

I hope to hell he fights this judicial overreach.


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Break out the hammers and nails for these martyrs. To be honest with you I wouldn't want my children in Durrell Nash's classroom.

Durrell Nash (@rello7414) posted a TikTok on Saturday saying he had just received his first paycheck as a teacher.

“What the fuck I’m finna do with $1,300,” Nash says in the video. “I see why motherfuckers be quittin’ this shit, man.”

In the video’s caption, he wrote that teaching is a “poor ass job.” On Tuesday, Nash’s video had almost 375,000 views.


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It is always fun to read My Planet, My Rules. This episode takes a closer look at New York Governor Kathy Hochul.

It is, indeed, most unfortunate that New York State produces the worst-ever "leaders" in America, and seems intent on doing so with gusto.

Case in point, New York's "Governor", Kathy Hochul, who is to New York Politics what the Wicked Witch of the East was to the Wizard of Oz. One prays, nay one demands, that someone toss some water her way in the hopes that she will melt, melt and resolve herself into a dewy mess (to paraphrase Shakespeare) and flow into the nearest sewer from which she spawned.

I put the term "Governor" in quotes for two reasons. The first is that Hochul was never elected governor; she rode Andrew Cuomo's coattails (which is sort of like hitching your wagon to Bubonic Plague) to the office of Lieutenant Governor, and simply assumed his position (which was usually face-down with his ass in the air) when Cuomo turned out (unsurprisingly) to be a serial accoster of unwilling females.

If it wasn't for attempted rape, Andy could only get some by marrying Kennedys, who are all-too-familiar with (and tolerant of) actual rape.


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A funny thing is happening at funeral homes.

Embalmers Are Making Shocking Discoveries in the Blood of the Dead

It sounds like a bad horror movie script from the 1960s, but it isn’t.

The Epoch Times is reporting that embalmers from around the nation are speaking out about strange blood clots they have been finding in the bodies of the deceased since around 2020 or 2021.


The clots are said to be white, fibrous, and rubbery and can be the size of a grain of sand or as long as a human leg. They can be as thick as a pinky finger. One embalmer claimed they can be “nearly the strength of steel.” Embalmers across the nation are contending that these clots are not normal.


Some bodies have so many clots that the embalmers are forced to drain blood from several points instead of just one. The embalming process takes roughly two hours but can take four hours if the bodies have a lot of clotting.

“Prior to 2020, 2021, we probably would see somewhere between 5 to 10 percent of the bodies that we would embalm having blood clots,” licensed embalmer Richard Hirschman told The Epoch Times.

Today, Hirschman, who embalms in Alabama, claims that 50% to 70% of the bodies have clots.

Those clots can't have been caused by the Kung Flu prick. We were told that the pricks were super safe and effective. (Cough, cough)

It's from the internet, so it may not be true. 'My neighbour forcibly mows my lawn then demands payment - I don't know what to do'

Despite refusing time and time again, one unlucky person has been left with an aggressive neighbour who threatens to destroy their garden if they don't cough up the funds - leaving many in shock over the nightmarish saga

Interesting problem to have if true.


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***SNORT*** You reap what you sow.

Portland Sues Louis Vuitton for Refusing to Pay 2020 Taxes When Rioters Ransacked Store

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With Republicans RINOs like these: Who needs enemies?

The federal judge who issued an unusual Labor Day ruling appointing a special master to review thousands of files seized from the 45th president’s Mar-a-Lago estate issued a brief order on Tuesday refusing to allow several onetime GOP officials from filing an amicus brief in opposition to the special master appointment.

In late August, several anti-Donald Trump former officials who served under Republican administrations moved to submit a “friend of the court” document that would help U.S. District Judge Aileen M. Cannon sort through the various legal issues at stake in the unprecedented criminal inquiry into the former U.S. head of state.


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He seems to be a serious candidate who has thought this entirely through. John Fetterman Names Black Panther Cop Killer Ally for Board of Pardons

Pennsylvania Lieutenant Governor John Fetterman nominated a self-described “friend” of cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal to serve on the Pennsylvania Board of Pardons. Fetterman has referred to the office as his “bully pulpit for criminal justice reform.”

Fetterman tapped Celeste Trusty to serve as secretary of the board in January. The Board of Pardons is currently part of the lieutenant governor’s responsibilities as lieutenant governor, which he presents as a centerpiece of his senate campaign,


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Obviously a number of these elected officials never heard their mother say, "If so and so was jumping off the bridge, would you join?" Oh California is so cool we must do everything they do.

The regulations for that policy were finalized last month by the California Air Resources Board (CARB), to which many other states have linked their own emissions policies, since California is often the most ambitious state regarding pollution and climate change.

As a result, Fox News notes, seventeen states are on the hook to follow California’s policy — though some states are already showing misgivings about the plan:

Several of the 17 states are likely to move forward with the plan, including Washington, Massachusetts, New York, Oregon and Vermont. California’s restrictions are the strictest in the country, mandating that all new vehicles run on either electricity or hydrogen by 2035.

The mandate is facing fierce pushback in states like Minnesota, where the Minnesota Auto Dealers Association argues the weather prohibits the use of solely electric vehicles.

Colorado is also among the states where the measure faces firm opposition.


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A face only a mother could love? You be the judge.

COPS have released what could be the “scariest mugshot ever” as they hunt an alleged gunman whose face is covered in neo-Nazi tattoos.

Police issued the frightening image of 27-year-old Hendrix Rawiri Jury whose face is plastered in disturbing tattoos including highly offensive words and Nazi symbols above his eyes and nose.


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Yawn. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Police in the Windy City reported at least 44 people shot and seven killed between Friday night and Sunday night.

Just as the holiday weekend was getting underway, a 24-year-old man was shot multiple times in the back by several gunmen who ambushed him while he was standing on the sidewalk in the West Garfield Park section at around 6:30 p.m., ABC 7 Chicago reported.

Later on Friday, a 15-year-old boy was walking in South Chicago when he was accosted by four men, who fired nearly 45 rounds at him, with two of the bullets striking the teen in the back. He was hospitalized in critical condition.

Shortly after midnight on Saturday, Garvis Jones, 31, was shot in the chest on the city’s North Side and later died at a local hospital, police reported.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but misgendering me will cost your jail time.

A Christian teacher who refused to use a student’s preferred gender pronouns has been jailed in Ireland for contempt of court charges.

Enoch Burke was a teacher at Wilson’s Hospital School in Westmeath until he refused to call a “transitioning” biological male transgender student “they” instead of “he.”

The high school teacher was arrested and escorted by Gardaí Irish police to the High Court in Dublin on Monday.

The arrest was ordered by Judge Miriam O’Regan last Friday when Mr. Burke failed to attend court following an alleged breach of an injunction against him.

The court order stated that Burke could not teach at his Westmeath high school, or be physically present there, following his suspension for “misgendering.”


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The Trumps & McConnells will not be exchanging Christmas Cards this year.


Former President Donald Trump has torn a strip off of one of his oldest rivals in the Republican Party, Senate Minority Leader and Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell.

The former president was furious with Sen. McConnell for endorsing Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski against her primary opponent backed by former President Trump.

“Mitch McConnell, one of the worst & most unpopular politicians in the U.S., and the man that gave the Radical Left Democrats Trillions of Dollars for their Green New Deal Fake Infrastructure Bill (9% Infrastructure) without so much as a fight, is spending a fortune of donor’s money (the only way he holds power!) on pushing Left Wing Alaska hater Lisa Murkowski rather than great Republican candidate Kelly Tshibaka – a close race. Murkowski killed ANWR, Voted to Impeach, & against Supreme Court!” he said on Truth Social.


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Fun and frivolity ensue after a 10 year old is handed a loaded RPG.

Two Ukrainian soldiers are being investigated after allegedly bringing an RPG to a funfair exhibition and handing it to a ten-year-old, who fired the rocked and injured at least 15 people.

A video from state broadcaster Suspilne shows the ensuing panic as people fled in Chernihiv fearing the northern-Ukraine city was under Russian attack.

But it wasn't a new bombardment from Vladimir Putin's forces. In fact, local children had been allowed to handle a deadly rocket-propelled grenade launcher with devastating consequences.


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Has the Used Car Market Bubble popped?

"Sell My Car" Search Trends Explode 222% To All Time High In September

It looks as though the spike in used car prices that we endured through 2021, and that continued as a result of the devastating inflation we have had so far in 2022, may finally be coming to an unceremonious end.

That's because search trends for the terms "sell my car" have exploded higher leading into September 2022, a new study from findthebestcarprice.com found this week.

The site performed an analysis of Google search data and found that "searches for ‘sell my car’ exploded to over three times the average volume in September, an unprecedented increase in people searching for ‘sell my car’",


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Goldenrod Emporium



On this day: September 6, 1994 - Nicky Hopkins
English keyboard player Nicky Hopkins died aged 50, in Nashville, Tennessee, of complications from intestinal surgery. Was a highly respected session musician, worked with The Rolling Stones, Jeff Beck, The Beatles, The Who, The Kinks, Small Faces, Led Zeppelin, John Lennon, George Harrison, and the Jerry Garcia Band. The Kinks song 'Session Man' from Face to Face is dedicated to (and features) Hopkins.via thisdayinmusic.com


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Born on this day: September 6, 1925 - Jimmy Reed
Jimmy Reed, blues singer, guitarist, 1964 UK No.45 single 'Shame Shame, Shame'. Wrote 'Big Boss Man', Bright Light's Big City'. Major influence on The Rolling Stones. Elvis Presley covered 'Baby What You Want Me To Do'. Reed died on 29th August 1976. via thisdayimusic.com

One of the first blues songs I remember hearing as a yute.


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When will they learn to stay off social media? Genius Award Winner.

LOVINGTON, N.M. (KRQE) – A prank at a New Mexico park might be considered a crime. Police in Lovington said they know who is behind the prank, too.

A man allegedly poured dish soap into a fountain at Chaparral Park and posted the prank to social media. In turn, the soap mixed into the sprinkler system and sprayed out onto the grass. The grass could potentially die due to the soap exposure.


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Once again Social Media being used is causing problems for Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Canadian paratrooper under investigation for living his best life during a jump

You’re in a parachute harness, floating in the sky over a lake somewhere in Canada, what else is there to do other than crack open a can of beer?


He's an Honorary Moron at the moment.


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Comments

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1 "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

2

☞ Zettai ☜

Posted by: Zettai at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (tNGjf)

3 2nd

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (3CCua)

4 Good evening ONTers! Nice bright waxing moon tonight.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

5 4

Posted by: Theodore at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (GJnvT)

6 zetti is 2nd, you get ro noodle

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (3CCua)

7 good evening all

Posted by: wing at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (PlW9M)

8 Too fast for me.

Posted by: Theodore at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (GJnvT)

9 Yo horde

Posted by: Zeera. 'Nobody Cares, Drink Harder' at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (/WvBF)

10 Combobulation!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:05 PM (3g0rF)

11 10th

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:06 PM (0Qrr3)

12 Good evening.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 06, 2022 10:06 PM (WjcC4)

13 We have the tallest waterfalls, on average, in Europe!

Posted by: The Dutch at September 06, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)

14

The grey look so terribly grey

when they're grey...

Posted by: Zettai at September 06, 2022 10:07 PM (tNGjf)

15 Ooh. Pretty. Thanks mh

Posted by: 29Victor at September 06, 2022 10:07 PM (BJKQV)

16 Again with the boxes

Posted by: 29Victor at September 06, 2022 10:07 PM (BJKQV)

17 Grey matter, man.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (MxRrv)

18 "I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function. I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere and splashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific." Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson

Hair today; gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (FVME7)

19 Scrolling through fast and thought I saw Jerry Reed! Aw, wasn't Jerry Reed.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

20 And just like that Plymouth Rock disappeared beneath the rising sea levels.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (MxRrv)

21 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (OT1ME)

22 javems:

Gave long response in last thread...don't know if you saw it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (ynpvh)

23 *rubs hands over the coolness of the top pic.

Hotter than hell today (99). You know, cuz glowball enwormerning. Still, I am a cool climate guy.

Ready for winter. Too bad it always disappoints here in the Front Range.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (x8Wzq)

24 “Today’s action gives hardworking fast-food workers a stronger voice and seat at the table to set fair wages and critical health and safety standards across the industry. I’m proud to sign this legislation on Labor Day when we pay tribute to the workers who keep our state running as we build a stronger, more inclusive economy for all Californians.” Gov. Gavin Newsome (D-CA)

Next, McRoboburgers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:09 PM (FVME7)

25 Omg that Chubble quote about gutsy women...... born to the Clinton Manor and married a hedge fund billionaire.....ughhhhhhhh!

You go gutsy girl!!@

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:09 PM (0Qrr3)

26 I could do that " I coulda been first except I was mashing the taters!"but who am I kidding. I am lucky some days if Pixie even lets me play on my antique Galaxy S7. I think I have a waiver somewhere but I can't find it and yes I was mashing the taters.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:09 PM (3g0rF)

27 Chelsea is a stupid woman who must have spent most of her time around very silly people. What she described as " gutsy", I'd categorize as normal. It's really pathetic that she'd undermine women that way, but mom is Hilary.

Barr just can't shut up. Hateful pos

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (Zzbjj)

28 "I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function. I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere and splashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific." Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson

Um, that's not how it normally works...they burn up violently in the atmosphere, with any charred chunks surviving that inferno hitting the ocean or the ground.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (ynpvh)

29 Yay, ONT!

Boo, Optimum Internet!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (Bd6X8)

30 Low bow with the Mike Obama pic.

BOOOO!!! Razzing you at work right now!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)

31 I had bacon-topped meatloaf for dinner, so I was doing my bit to boost global umami.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 Hey Chelsea, walk me through how you and your family "brought the people of Haiti along"?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (sJHOI)

33 What is the appropriate collateral for a Big Mac loan?

The Tesla you can't charge

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (ynpvh)

34 “Today’s action gives hardworking fast-food workers a stronger voice and seat at the table to set fair wages and critical health and safety standards across the industry.

Next up, order raises for the machines that replace them. It doesn't occur to this genius that businesses don't need to pay humans to take orders and accept payment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

35 A Christian teacher who refused to use a student’s preferred gender pronouns has been jailed in Ireland for contempt of court charges.

Man, the Irish have done lost what's left of their shit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

36 She's not gutsy until she looks like me!

Posted by: Jerry Nadless at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (ynpvh)

37 Wow

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (h+wzp)

38 35 A Christian teacher who refused to use a student’s preferred gender pronouns has been jailed in Ireland for contempt of court charges.

Man, the Irish have done lost what's left of their shit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

I blame the English. Freedom!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (ynpvh)

39 “What the fuck I’m finna do with $1,300,” Nash says in the video. “I see why motherfuckers be quittin’ this shit, man.”

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I assume he teaches English literature.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (FVME7)

40 31 I had bacon-topped meatloaf for dinner, so I was doing my bit to boost global umami.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:10 PM (Dc2NZ)


That sounds yummy!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

41 You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story..... Putin rides a horse shirtless and alla tha ladies squeeeee. Hell I just type those words and the lefties wammens squeee.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (0Qrr3)

42 damn. lucky to make top 50

Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (aoFfE)

43 about that aggressive lawn mower extorting payment...just emplace some half inch diameter one foot long rebar in your yard. when he destroys his mower, charge him for damaging your rebar. put one through his radiator. tell him you have several dozen more, one painted bright monkey assed red, just for his fartclam if he persists.

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 10:13 PM (3CCua)

44 By no means is Mezvinsky a billionaire. Chelsea might have pocketed that much in our tax money, but her sleazy husband hasn't got it.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:13 PM (Zzbjj)

45 mmmmm....Bacon!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:13 PM (ynpvh)

46 "COPS have released what could be the “scariest mugshot ever” as they hunt an alleged gunman whose face is covered in neo-Nazi tattoos..."

So, this isn't the story of the Hot Felon, now is it?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (X42kT)

47 >>> 43 about that aggressive lawn mower extorting payment...just emplace some half inch diameter one foot long rebar in your yard. when he destroys his mower, charge him for damaging your rebar. put one through his radiator. tell him you have several dozen more, one painted bright monkey assed red, just for his fartclam if he persists.
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 10:13 PM (3CCua)

I was wondering if this person had a fence but I like your idea better.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (llON8)

48 Couy Griffin, an Otero County commissioner was convicted of misdemeanor trespassing in relationship to his J6 presence. Now a judge has ruled he has to be removed from office. Funny thing. Trespassing is not insurrection or rebellion.

The judge is guilty of violating his oath to the Constitution. I would suggest some remedies, but that would be...imprudent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

49 46 some Uke immigrsnt?

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (Zzbjj)

50 I think I have a waiver somewhere but I can't find it and yes I was mashing the taters.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:09 PM (3g0rF)

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Oldster at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (7bRMQ)

51 39 “What the fuck I’m finna do with $1,300,” Nash says in the video. “I see why motherfuckers be quittin’ this shit, man.”

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I assume he teaches English literature.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:12 PM (FVME7)

No. Jive 101.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (X42kT)

52 Apparently Alex Ross is doing a Fantastic Four graphic novel in the style of Jack Kirby and instead of his typical painting of the panels, he's going to pen and ink it.

This should be very interesting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (JrT/F)

53 Teachers being underpaid has been a thing since I was a kid. Who doesn't enter the profession knowing this? it's all these "educators" harp on!

“But it’s more about giving back to kids that look like me,” he commented.

Whiny fucks on Tik-tok?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

54 Those clots can't have been caused by the Kung Flu prick. We were told that the pricks were super safe and effective. (Cough, cough)

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Meshes like a German engineer's gears with the sidebar eight mice story.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (FVME7)

55 That is one cold looking ravine.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)

56 The judge is guilty of violating his oath to the Constitution. I would suggest some remedies, but that would be...imprudent.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:14 PM (ynpvh)

Thank you, I appreciate it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

57 I think of Boris Johnson as more of a low-level butt plug

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (sJHOI)

58 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Lovely photo up top of the mystic waterfall framed by trees. Great tune behind it too!

I'm up for Bacon Year! Forget the Day and Week...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (L/KCM)

59 I skimmed Wikipedia earlier today on Liz Truss, Britain's new PM. On the one hand, she's described herself as an admirer of Margaret Thatcher and has made tax cuts a big part of her platform. On the other hand, she comes from a very left-wing family, was Liberal Democrat all through college until abruptly jumping over to the Conservatives, and before she did, advocated things like legalizing pot and abolishing the monarchy (this was in the mid-90s). So....smells like a neolib/neocon rat to me, though I could be wrong and hopefully am.

I also caught part of her first Downing Street speech today, in which she promised to resolve Britain's energy crisis. Didn't really explain how, just spent most of the time blaming it on Putin.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

60 Another fine representative of Gary Indiana.

Sigh.

Glad I left decades ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (ufFY8)

61 Teachers being underpaid has been a thing since I was a kid.

Ignoring the four months of vacation, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

62 57 I think of Boris Johnson as more of a low-level butt plug
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (sJHOI)
---

With that thatch of hair, more like a French Tickler.

A Tory Tickler?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

63 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (L/KCM)

Thanks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

64 Teachers underpaid? Whatever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 06, 2022 10:18 PM (h+wzp)

65 or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.
--------------------

Tar and feathers for Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 10:18 PM (MxRrv)

66 Got caught in the YouTube vortex and saw this video of guy showing the tiniest apartments in cities across the globe, he showed a 125 sqft apartment in Tokyo with no bathroom and barely a kitchen for 100 dollars a month and he showed a 500 sqft "penthouse" apartment in a 6 floor walk up in NYC for 7k a month.

Quite the spread.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (JrT/F)

67 Man, the Irish have done lost what's left of their shit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)


I have a working theory that the Irish have spent so long stewing over English oppression that they now automatically embrace any group that is said to also be oppressed, real or imaginary.

Might also explain why the SNP in Edinburgh is so wacky.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (tp+tP)

68 Thank you, I appreciate it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

You deserve all the accolades you get. MisHum is the best, most kind, most sincere pumpkin patch, er, cob Ace has!*


* I was not paid to say this.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (7bRMQ)

69 34 “Today’s action gives hardworking fast-food workers a stronger voice and seat at the table to set fair wages and critical health and safety standards across the industry.

Next up, order raises for the machines that replace them. It doesn't occur to this genius that businesses don't need to pay humans to take orders and accept payment.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2022


I live in a backwater...but I understand that my local Mc Ds is a test bed of new tech. Yep. Self serve kiosks. They are working out the kinks of taking orders and paying in the self serve mode. At least they bring the food to your table. Like I said a backwater where they can manage that. In a city they prolly just dump your garbage down a numbered chute.

Miss they southwest salad. FU covid. GET OFF MY LAWN!!@

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (0Qrr3)

70 Yeah, giving a little kid an RPG is totes safe.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (2bQyj)

71 That neo- nazi sure got some dark skin.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (YglAn)

72 Next up, order raises for the machines that replace them.

It would be pretty funny if Silicon Valley was behind this bill.

After all, it's going to take billions of dollars of tech equipment to automate tens of thousands of fast food restaurants across the country.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

73 That tattooed guy looks like a Maori Darth Maul.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

74 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (HeNTi)

75

*BRRRAAAAAAPPPP*


It takes a gusty woman.


*hic*


*shart*

Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (qOuMB)

76 I once thought my family and I were okay where we live.

Not so much anymore. I was taking a lunch walk, talking to my wife on the phone, and some pit bull looking vato with neck tats squared up and stared me down down like I had offended him somehow. Not sure what his problem was.

Needless to say, my situational awareness has gotten even more tight after that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

77 Love the pic Mishum. Mrs. Sock and I have been on a waterfall kick this year. I think we've hiked into 7 so far this year. Nothing as spectacular as that one. We have a couple more on the list we want to get to before the snow flies. Appreciate the mystery click too.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (3g0rF)

78 Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (JrT/F)

Link?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:21 PM (YglAn)

79 Boris Johnson oughta go on the PGA Seniors' Tour with John Daly.

Who cares if Boris can't golf? The pairing would be comedy gold, on or off the course!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2022 10:21 PM (tkOps)

80 By the end, the Nazis recruited Arabs, Slavs, and Koreans. You need to be flexible.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

81 Two Ukrainian soldiers are being investigated after allegedly bringing an RPG to a funfair exhibition and handing it to a ten-year-old, who fired the rocked and injured at least 15 people.

-
Must be that gun show loophole I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (FVME7)

82 Tonight's mystery click is one of the greatest tunes ever...Well done!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (K5n5d)

83 Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

Watch your six out there bro.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (YglAn)

84
"I am like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function. I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere and splashing down invisibly in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific." Former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson


Oh, hey, do not hesitate to burn up on our behalf, putz.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (pNxlR)

85 >>> 76 I once thought my family and I were okay where we live.

Not so much anymore. I was taking a lunch walk, talking to my wife on the phone, and some pit bull looking vato with neck tats squared up and stared me down down like I had offended him somehow. Not sure what his problem was.

Needless to say, my situational awareness has gotten even more tight after that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

Ugh. Was it you who will have paid off the house very soon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (llON8)

86 ...I also caught part of her first Downing Street speech today, in which she promised to resolve Britain's energy crisis. Didn't really explain how, just spent most of the time blaming it on Putin.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

I heard some of what Boris Johnson had to say about her this morning, during his farewell address at 10 Downing Street. He said that he was looking forward to what this 'compassionate conservative' was going to do in the UK.

'Compassionate conservative.' The UK is doomed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (X42kT)

87 >>You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

88 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (T4tVD)

89 @76

>>Needless to say, my situational awareness has gotten even more tight after that.

Just smile and walk up to him and say, Loved you in American Me, you played puppet right?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (JrT/F)

90 70 Yeah, giving a little kid an RPG is totes safe.

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (2bQyj)

How about scissors to run around with? That's GOTTA be safer!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:23 PM (ynpvh)

91 Boris Johnson oughta go on the PGA Seniors' Tour with John Daly.

Who cares if Boris can't golf? The pairing would be comedy gold, on or off the course!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 06, 2022 10:21 PM (tkOps)

Boris's swing could not be any worse than Al Czerviks's swing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)

92 87 >>You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Ok you got me on that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (0Qrr3)

93 71 That neo- nazi sure got some dark skin.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:19 PM (YglAn)

I was thinking the same thing. My Birth certificate says My Dad's white, my Mom's white...so me (brown) jokes sometimes I should take my birth certificate, go to a KKK meeting and say, "Hey guys, I'm WHITE! Can I join the club?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

94 It's from the internet, so it may not be true. 'My neighbour forcibly mows my lawn then demands payment - I don't know what to do'

Not exactly the same (as no payment requested) but one fella in the neighborhood would NOT mow his lawn. Period. My good friend next door neighbor went over a couple of times and mowed the eyesore.

Other times, we just reported him to the HOA; they call the city, the city sent mowers out, and he got a substantial bill. He was a real dickweeds. So it goes.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (JOtiF)

95 Despite refusing time and time again, one unlucky person has been left with an aggressive neighbour who threatens to destroy their garden if they don't cough up the funds - leaving many in shock over the nightmarish saga

When one tells another to get off his lawn he should respect the owner. Otherwise he might get shot.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (MxRrv)

96 'Compassionate conservative.' The UK is doomed.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (X42kT)


According to Robin Williams, that's a Volvo with a gun rack. Not a lot of gun racks in Britain, though, and certainly none mounted on cars. Don't know about Volvos.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (tp+tP)

97
“I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use whatever skills, talents, persistence that she has to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton


'Round these parts we call that grifting, putz.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (pNxlR)

98 This dichotomy makes cooking tricky, as the fat and the meat need to remain in harmony throughout the process.

*******

What is advice from Meghan McCain's fertility doctor, Alex?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)

99 Most of the Irish I've known are flaming Leftists. Fully into that self-congratulating thing that is such a huge f*cking deal to the tards. And they LOVE getting involved in local politics.

There are exceptions. But they are exceptions.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (sJHOI)

100 80 By the end, the Nazis recruited Arabs, Slavs, and Koreans. You need to be flexible.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

Japanese were "Yellow Aryans"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

101 Nicky Hopkins is the reason Sympathy For The Devil is one of the greatest rock songs ever.

Here he is late in his life just jamming.
https://youtu.be/MRDPT1SYYFg

Posted by: Joe fingerblaster at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (SWHSV)

102 Man, the Irish have done lost what's left of their shit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

I blame the English. Freedom!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I'm only Irish because my ancestors made a stop in Ireland on their way to America and apparently there was a a comely red headed Irish lass who beguiled a young Campbell lad or so the family lore goes . Always blame the English, the limey bastards.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (3g0rF)

103 Ugh. Was it you who will have paid off the house very soon?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (llON

Yes. So close. Like looking at the clock. Can't wait.

*looks at watch*

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)

104 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

Have some self respect. Would you REALLY wanna be that close to those people?

I mean I couldn't imagine being around FIB informants and agents.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:26 PM (YglAn)

105 92 87 >>You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Ok you got me on that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (0Qrr3)

Until you realize it's also an up-blouse pic...Okay, that doesn't help...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:26 PM (ynpvh)

106 Sock Monkey,
I trust you've hiked to Palouse Falls in the springtime.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 06, 2022 10:27 PM (U2p+3)

107 I was thinking the same thing. My Birth certificate says My Dad's white, my Mom's white...so me (brown) jokes sometimes I should take my birth certificate, go to a KKK meeting and say, "Hey guys, I'm WHITE! Can I join the club?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)


Only if you are also an FBI agent and/or informant.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:27 PM (tp+tP)

108 "Mea culpa"
-Michael Collins

Posted by: 29Victor at September 06, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)

109 >>You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw

it's hilarious that progtards like that nasty stuff. maybe good for ewoks, hobos, and crock wearing Montana natives. not us normies in flyover country

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (3CCua) - at September 06, 2022 10:27 PM (3CCua)

110 98 This dichotomy makes cooking tricky, as the fat and the meat need to remain in harmony throughout the process.

*******

What is advice from Meghan McCain's fertility doctor, Alex?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)


Dr Muldoon to the paper towel dispenser. Calling Dr. Muldoon to the paper towel dispenser.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

111 Japanese were "Yellow Aryans"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (ynpvh)


I decide who is an Aryan.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (tp+tP)

112 I was thinking the same thing. My Birth certificate says My Dad's white, my Mom's white...so me (brown) jokes sometimes I should take my birth certificate, go to a KKK meeting and say, "Hey guys, I'm WHITE! Can I join the club?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
___

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/
watchv=BLNDqxrUUwQ&t=159s

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (2bQyj)

113 104 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

Have some self respect. Would you REALLY wanna be that close to those people?

I mean I couldn't imagine being around FIB informants and agents.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:26 PM (YglAn)

Hell, no, but the thought is funny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (ynpvh)

114 53 Teachers being underpaid has been a thing since I was a kid. Who doesn't enter the profession knowing this? it's all these "educators" harp on!....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Math is haaard.

Posted by: Teachers' Union at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (+lVUW)

115 'My neighbour forcibly mows my lawn then demands payment - I don't know what to do'

My neighbor "forcibly" mows my acreage then refuses payment - I don't know what to do

I have the best neighbors and church community ever in ETX.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (qibYB)

116 404 SMH

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (YglAn)

117 That is one cold looking ravine.
Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)


But a reasonably big one. That's Yosemite Falls...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (ZSK0i)

118 Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ&t=159s

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (2bQyj)

119 Hi, my name is jim, and I'm white. At least on paper.'
-Hi, jim!

Posted by: Eromero at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (0OP+5)

120 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (qAR6u)

121 The Epoch Times is reporting that embalmers from around the nation are speaking out about strange blood clots they have been finding in the bodies of the deceased since around 2020 or 2021.

Actually, I think the Epoch Times has been reporting on these clots from at least 2021, if not before.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (JOtiF)

122 I can't take credit for the Mike Obama joke...a Moron sent it to me and I forwarded it to MisHum for shits and giggles!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)

123 @78

>>Link?

Manhattan tiny house
https://tinyurl.com/4exdmzu3

Tokyo 100 dollar apartment.
https://tinyurl.com/yckmypxx

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (JrT/F)

124 111 Japanese were "Yellow Aryans"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (ynpvh)


I decide who is an Aryan.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (tp+tP)

Dude, your boss said it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (ynpvh)

125 You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

Like Frodo facing Mount Doom. And then Gollum lunges out and bites his finger off.

You know, Bill and the Beast's wedding night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:30 PM (x8Wzq)

126 112 I was thinking the same thing. My Birth certificate says My Dad's white, my Mom's white...so me (brown) jokes sometimes I should take my birth certificate, go to a KKK meeting and say, "Hey guys, I'm WHITE! Can I join the club?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
__
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/
watchv=BLNDqxrUUwQ&t=159s
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:28 PM (2bQyj)

Hmmm...404

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

127 Isn't Chelsea Clinton confusing "gutsy" with "bloated"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 06, 2022 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

128 Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Oldster

Get off my lawn dude, like, totally.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:31 PM (3g0rF)

129 I ran into an extreme Build Back Better Democrat at the store and this lunatic, with his extreme ideology, wanted me to give up my 1A and 2A rights to the Biden Administration.

These BBB Democrats or 3B Democrats want to destroy Democracy!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2022 10:31 PM (DOvc/)

130 118 Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ&t=159s

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (2bQyj)

LOL. That's sooo wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

131 https://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ

I'm guessing SMH was gonna post this.

Still one of the all time GOAT sketches. Just brilliant.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:32 PM (YglAn)

132 Japanese were "Yellow Aryans"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

Still are.

Posted by: Harvard. at September 06, 2022 10:32 PM (Tlfom)

133 “I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use ç to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton

*******

Chelsea Clinton is not worthy of my scorn, but if I were to offer a critique of this statement I would remind folks that when she was nearing graduation from Stanford she opined that she planned to go to medical school and pursue a career as a Pediatric Cardiologist. But somewhere along the way whatever skills, talents, persistence that she had were not up to the task.

I've known some Pediatric Cardiologists in my day and she ain't one of 'em.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:32 PM (kXYt5)

134 Truss is no Maggie. I'm giving her and the Tories maby two months before their government implodes.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 10:33 PM (3g0rF)

135 59. Eurotrash seems to think they can fuck over Russia with no consequences because they can behave that way with us.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:33 PM (Zzbjj)

136 You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.


Everyone thinks Munch's The Scream depicts existential angst, but not so! His alternate title was "Staring Up Hillary's Knickers".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2022 10:33 PM (/NCI4)

137 Like Frodo facing Mount Doom. And then Gollum lunges out and bites his finger off.

You know, Bill and the Beast's wedding night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:30 PM (x8Wzq)


Well, thank you; now I need to go drink some bleach until that part of my brain is dead.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:33 PM (tp+tP)

138 122 I can't take credit for the Mike Obama joke...a Moron sent it to me and I forwarded it to MisHum for shits and giggles!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)


Well it's damn funny. Thanks to the Moron who you forgot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

139 paste fail

“I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use whatever skills, talents, persistence that she has to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (kXYt5)

140 I can't take credit for the Mike Obama joke...a Moron sent it to me and I forwarded it to MisHum for shits and giggles!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (XIJ/X)
* * * *
*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (L/KCM)

141 Give a kid an RPG and he will want a cruise missile.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. FRONT TOWARD ENEMY at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (3Or4S)

142 It's no secret here in Kentucky that McConnell and Trump absolutely hate one another with the heat of a 1000 suns.

I find it hard to believe McConnell would not do everything in his power, including working with the junta to thwart Trump from running again.

Note... he's working with the junta now. Regardless how you perceive Trump's chances, McConnell has a vote on whether he succeeds. A big vote BTW. Not his singular vote either. He commands a lot of loyalty within the GOP and has a lot of the purse strings under his belt to see that remains.

Believing otherwise is probably.... unwise.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (BFigT)

143 . . . I would remind folks that when she was nearing graduation from Stanford she opined that she planned to go to medical school and pursue a career as a Pediatric Cardiologist. But somewhere along the way whatever skills, talents, persistence that she had were not up to the task.

I've known some Pediatric Cardiologists in my day and she ain't one of 'em.
Posted by: Muldoon

She didn't have the heart for it.

HeyOhhhhhhhh!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 10:35 PM (HeNTi)

144 We were in San Antonio a couple of summers ago. It was hot AF and so we went into McDonald's to get a drink. It was packed but it was crowded because it was all kiosks and the people couldn't figure it out. You'd think with all the technology we have and people glued to their phones they would know how to use an ordering kiosk. Nope. Deer in the headlights look all over the place.

Posted by: Megthered at September 06, 2022 10:35 PM (AdxHD)

145 Nicky Hopkins was brilliant. He had such a minimalist touch but it was always great.

https://tinyurl.com/yyazup8e

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 10:36 PM (ZLI7S)

146 As a result, Fox News notes, seventeen states are on the hook to follow California's policy -- though some states are already showing misgivings about the plan

Bust the deal, face the wheel. (I wish)

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 06, 2022 10:36 PM (JOtiF)

147 That neo- nazi sure got some dark skin.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen

He identifies as an Aryan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:37 PM (FVME7)

148 Not a Chelsea fan, but I think that quote is from Hillary.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 10:37 PM (u73oe)

149 “I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use whatever skills, talents, persistence that she has to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (kXYt5)

Which explains why Huma had Shillery's emails.

Posted by: Bete at September 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Tlfom)

150 133
She figured out that her name was worth more than she could get with hard work. Putins daughter, on the other hand, is a pediatric endocrinologist. And better looking

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Zzbjj)

151 Lovely picture MisHum. Very peaceful.

Posted by: jewells45 at September 06, 2022 10:38 PM (nxdel)

152 I've known some Pediatric Cardiologists in my day and she ain't one of 'em.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:32 PM (kXYt5)


Her eyes were bigger than her peabrain.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 06, 2022 10:38 PM (JOtiF)

153 I find it hard to believe McConnell would not do everything in his power, including working with the junta to thwart Trump from running again.

Is it possible that someone could visit McConnel some night and deliver him a free Antonin Scalia Signature Series MyPillow?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2022 10:38 PM (qibYB)

154 153. He and Bill Barr.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:39 PM (Zzbjj)

155 "Like Frodo facing Mount Doom. And then Gollum lunges out and bites his finger off."


More like Shelob's lair.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:39 PM (oTZbj)

156 "Durrell Nash (@rello7414) posted a TikTok on Saturday saying he had just received his first paycheck as a teacher.
“What the fuck I’m finna do with $1,300,” Nash says in the video. “I see why motherfuckers be quittin’ this shit, man.”

Who wants to bet Durrell is having his check garnished for at least two kids.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 06, 2022 10:40 PM (qH6FZ)

157 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ&t=159s

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 10:29 PM (2bQyj)

HA!! My ribs hurt. So funny!

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)

158 An actual journalist might ask Chelsea to identify anyone who she or her mother had brought along.

You know who really loved bringing women along though? William Jefferson Clinton.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 06, 2022 10:40 PM (KFhLj)

159 We were in San Antonio a couple of summers ago. It was hot AF and so we went into McDonald's to get a drink. It was packed but it was crowded because it was all kiosks and the people couldn't figure it out. You'd think with all the technology we have and people glued to their phones they would know how to use an ordering kiosk. Nope. Deer in the headlights look all over the place.

Some idiot programmed the kiosks to display in English.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2022 10:40 PM (qibYB)

160
Nice bright waxing moon tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Now get out there and Simonize your cars!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 10:41 PM (pNxlR)

161 Re: Underpaid Teachers - My SIL teaches physics in a very large city near a lake "up north". His pay is a matter of public record and is right around $100K. He's been teaching for about 20 years, smart as hell. Almost certainly, by today's standards a very good teacher. Could he do better on the economy? Maybe.

Posted by: LRob in TX at September 06, 2022 10:41 PM (KTPXo)

162 Chelsea Clinton and Meghan McCain. Sisters in the struggle.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)

163 >>>“I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use whatever skills, talents, persistence that she has to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton

>I want a gutsy broad working for me because I can get twice the work out of her for half the pay. Get Busy, woman!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (DOvc/)

164 I persisted.

Posted by: Chelsea's Johnson at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)

165 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=hLOw_SzkRQ8

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (YglAn)

166 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (kXYt5)

167 Javems' song of the night. "Steal Away" by Jimmy Hughes.

https://youtu.be/kBozxCs3yFk

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (AmoqO)

168 160
Nice bright waxing moon tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Now get out there and Simonize your cars!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 10:41 PM (pNxlR)

*polishes car widdershins*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

169 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (kXYt5)

Like that one Thermian in Galaxy Quest? You know, with the tentacles and such?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

170 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.

Yes. I'm the maple syrup of skanks.

Posted by: Chelsea's Johnson at September 06, 2022 10:44 PM (Xrfse)

171 You know how there are some little girls who start out rather ugly but turn out to be beautiful women? Chelsea ain’t one of those either.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 10:44 PM (u73oe)

172

Wax On, Wax Off, Punk.

Posted by: PITA Old Man at September 06, 2022 10:44 PM (7DYli)

173 150 133
She figured out that her name was worth more than she could get with hard work. Putins daughter, on the other hand, is a pediatric endocrinologist. And better looking
Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:37 PM (Zzbjj)

Most zombie corpses are better looking than the accidental sperm creation.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

174 Like that one Thermian in Galaxy Quest? You know, with the tentacles and such?

Go on . . .

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at September 06, 2022 10:45 PM (KFhLj)

175 Good evening morons and thanks mh

That quote reminds me that listening to Gavin Newsom destroys IQ points.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 10:45 PM (EZebt)

176 Boris Johnson was a hero to his people until his role in pushing covidian insanity made him into a villain. There's a lesson to be learned in there.

Posted by: CppThis at September 06, 2022 10:45 PM (UewuT)

177 You'd think with all the technology we have and people glued to their phones they would know how to use an ordering kiosk.

Some of these things are not particularly well designed. There’s a grocery store near here that has an app for scanning things as you go and checking out quickly on a kiosk at the end. I love it. But it took a while to get used to the message at the end to make sure to take my receipt.

It’s the standard message all self checkout machines give at the end. But the scan as you go kiosk doesn’t give receipts. They left the standard goodbye message on it regardless. First couple of times I used it I stood around waiting for it to print one out.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 06, 2022 10:45 PM (U+Oxn)

178 Chelsea Clinton and Meghan McCain. Sisters in the struggle.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)

The struggle against ugly?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)

179 22 javems:

Gave long response in last thread...don't know if you saw it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (ynpvh)

Yes I did. That is a tough situation. Modern medicine is making great strides. We can only hope.

My best to you and your wife.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 10:46 PM (AmoqO)

180 173. I always thought if her as an ugly version of Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:46 PM (Zzbjj)

181 Zombie Jonny: "Gavin Newsom is so dumb..."

Audience, gleefully: "How Dumb Is He?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

182 I always thought if her as an ugly version of Eleanor Roosevelt

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:46 PM (Zzbjj)

Vice versa.

Posted by: FDR at September 06, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)

183 Tats like those worn by the new Zealand orc should be considered as prima facie evidence of "hostis humanii generis" and result in shooting on sight. No need for a trial.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 10:48 PM (y37T4)

184 178. No the Harrison Bergeron pro ugly group. The one that gives 300lb women a place in the ballet.

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:48 PM (Zzbjj)

185 Tuesday as Monday always throws me off. Eh.

smoky as hell in Montana last weekend. Smoky here in CO today.

Non-sequiturs are fun.

Is Velveeta even cheese?

I like them little birds what eat bugs in the trees.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,(x8Wzq)A threat to the Soul of this Nation at September 06, 2022 10:48 PM (x8Wzq)

186
Man, the Irish have done lost what's left of their shit.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 06, 2022 10:11 PM (Xrfse)

__________

Ireland is basically a money laundry now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 10:49 PM (1Nxff)

187 Audience, gleefully: "How Dumb Is He?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)

He's so dumb, he though Trump's first wife's name was Ivana Blank....

Posted by: Gene Rayburn at September 06, 2022 10:49 PM (7bRMQ)

188 Scrolling through fast and thought I saw Jerry Reed! Aw, wasn't Jerry Reed.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

Both Jimmy Reed and Jerry Reed are awesome musicians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 10:50 PM (y37T4)

189 Heard on radio news that Truss was considering energy price controls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

190 Both Jimmy Reed and Jerry Reed are awesome musicians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 10:50 PM (y37T4)

Both daid, too.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (7bRMQ)

191 ‘Rust’ Producer Denies Liability Over Shooting, Says It Wasn’t an Employer

-
I guess the idea is that Quickdraw Baldwin was an employer, not an employee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (FVME7)

192 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

This is accurate

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:53 PM (YglAn)

193 First Pic? Know that trail well...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)

194 Canadian paratrooper under investigation for living his best life during a jump

You’re in a parachute harness, floating in the sky over a lake somewhere in Canada, what else is there to do other than crack open a can of beer?


Cool, eh?

Posted by: Bob, Doug and Miklos McKenzie at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (eW8O/)

195 Heard on radio news that Truss was considering energy price controls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

—————

Bwahahahahahaha

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (u73oe)

196 Is Velveeta even cheese?

According to the FDA, According to the FDA, Velveeta is technically not real cheese, but rather, a "processed cheese product,"

I loved that stuff as a kid. It occurs to me that your question may have been rhetorical.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (/NCI4)

197 More dispatches from the decline & fall of Western Civilization...

Bill Melugin
@BillFOXLA
NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.
6:57 PM · Sep 6, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (MFZ8i)

198 Heard on radio news that Truss was considering energy price controls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Rich people get their heat in the winter, poor people in the summer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:55 PM (FVME7)

199 Jimmy Reed and Jerry Reed are awesome musicians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 10:50 PM (y37T4)

Both daid, too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

I live on in the form of sausage

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at September 06, 2022 10:55 PM (eW8O/)

200 A bit Nixonian of Truss

Posted by: CN at September 06, 2022 10:55 PM (Zzbjj)

201 I also caught part of her first Downing Street speech today, in which she promised to resolve Britain's energy crisis. Didn't really explain how, just spent most of the time blaming it on Putin.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 06, 2022 10:16 PM (tp+tP)

Apparently, she is a WEF "young leader" so the stunned cnutitude meter is pegged right out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (y37T4)

202 My entry for scariest mugshot ever comes from The Smoking Gun, 2003:

https://tinyurl.com/yw72dvr5

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (JOtiF)

203 I live on in the form of sausage

Posted by: Jimmy Dean


Me too.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (/NCI4)

204
‘Rust’ Producer Denies Liability Over Shooting, Says It Wasn’t an Employer

____________

Hollywood pushes Social Justice cant while treating its own people like expandable garbage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (1Nxff)

205 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (kXYt5)
===
This explains a lot.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (EZebt)

206 I feel for the Rons and Ettes in Cali, but I’m laughing at the greenies.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (u73oe)

207 Chelsea Clinton and Meghan McCain. Sisters in the struggle.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (oTZbj)

The struggle against ugly?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

hand me that stick

Posted by: Miklos the Merciless at September 06, 2022 10:57 PM (eW8O/)

208 Heard on radio news that Truss was considering energy price controls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

Good. There will be more for us. Of course our retard will follow suit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 10:57 PM (XIJ/X)

209 Restarted work on the Tamiya 1/48 F-14A. Keep forgetting how many areas of a US Navy plane, even one in TPS, requires to be painted white. Geez.

Replacing all the instruments in both cockpits with photo-etch. I think I will skip trying to replicate the mare's nest of lines in each main landing gear bay however.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 10:57 PM (XTCjy)

210 I live on in the form of sausage

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at September 06, 2022 10:55 PM (eW8O/)

I live on in the form of cool.

Posted by: James Dean at September 06, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)

211 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.
Posted by: Muldoon

The operative consonant is the "D"

Posted by: Miklos Suspects at September 06, 2022 10:58 PM (eW8O/)

212 Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)

Yosemite?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)

213 NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.

-
Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin',
Though the price is growing,
Keep them blackouts rollin', Rawhide!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at September 06, 2022 10:58 PM (FVME7)

214 Anecdotal, with an admittedly small sample size, but I have never seen a man with face tattoos help a little old lady carry her grocery bags across the street.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)

215 You know what's funny about Clinton's upskirt story

Nothing. It's nightmare fuel.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)

As if she ever went commando, what with that oozing problem...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 10:59 PM (y37T4)

216 Federal insurrection is covered under US 18 2383. If someone is NOT found guilty of this law, how can they be guilty of insurrection?

No day in Court? Guilty just .... shut he yelled!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 10:59 PM (oHd/0)

217 I live on in the form of sausage

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at September 06, 2022 10:55 PM (eW8O/)

I live on in the form of cool.



gleeblefakadakl

Posted by: Jan and Dean at September 06, 2022 10:59 PM (/NCI4)

218 There is no evidence that there was any beer in that video.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 06, 2022 10:59 PM (DOvc/)

219 212 Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (oHd/0)

Yosemite?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)

Yup, trail to lower Yosemite Falls.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 10:59 PM (oHd/0)

220 I love that song...And O'Riordan was a cutie when she was young!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 11:00 PM (XIJ/X)

221 As if she ever went commando, what with that oozing problem...

Are you confusing her with Bubba?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:00 PM (XTCjy)

222 Italians .....
-- Comments:
Italians are
NOT White
NOT people
etc.
Where do these people come from and how were they no-educated?
Read the first link first and then the second for more fun.
https://is.gd/4cIkXd
https://is.gd/BSq9Gt

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:00 PM (qfLjt)

223 The rolling blackouts will roll right past the affluent neighborhoods, right?

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 11:00 PM (oTZbj)

224 Heard on radio news that Truss was considering energy price controls.

That makes perfect sense. If you have to ration a product make sure the producers get stiffed and that prices have zero effect on supply.

Government always knows best. (how to take care of The Party)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at September 06, 2022 11:00 PM (qibYB)

225 NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.

Turn those wind farms back on!!!

Posted by: The Zombie Dukes at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (Xrfse)

226 LOL.... thinking on it... I bet I have at least 10 pictures of different girl friends, on that exact trail.

I'm only 2 hours away... kind of a go to place for outdoor dates.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (oHd/0)

227 San Francisco is facing a commercial real estate crash which will impact city coffers

https://tinyurl.com/375mhxm4

Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (2bQyj)

228 > NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.
____________

May they roll on into 2048. Or whenever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (BFigT)

229 All the power you can use down here in America's Finest City. Shame that the Gay Area is having a spot of trouble. But it's for the Erf, so "Stupid Ignorant Totalitarian Dumbshits Strong!", or something, I guess.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (OTzUX)

230 According to the FDA, According to the FDA, Velveeta is technically not real cheese, but rather, a "processed cheese product," Posted by: Archimedes at September 06, 2022 10:54 PM (/NCI4)

Lots of "pasteurized processed cheese food" in military rations.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (7B5FA)

231 Truss, the new Limey PM?

What about all that North Sea oil?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (XTCjy)

232 “I think a gutsy woman is determined to make the most of her own life but also to try to use whatever skills, talents, persistence that she has to bring others along,” Chelsea Clinton

I ain't goin' anywhere that biotch is leading, I can tell you that. Go back on the air as Howdy Doody and you might make something of yourself, but shy of that, you are a loser of epic proportions.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (LOVUx)

233 "mandating that all new vehicles run on either electricity or hydrogen by 2035"

Well, fossil fuels are HYDROcarbons, so I guess there's a loophole!

Posted by: GWB at September 06, 2022 11:02 PM (gurZP)

234 Even the propaganda outlets for Gavin Newsom are not being spared...

Marc Brown
@abc7marc
Well... the power just went out here at @ABC7.
7:51 PM · Sep 6, 2022

Morz green power pleaz!!!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:02 PM (MFZ8i)

235 I'm only 2 hours away... kind of a go to place for outdoor dates.
Posted by: Romeo13

This is Federal Property, son

Posted by: Ranger Miklos at September 06, 2022 11:02 PM (eW8O/)

236 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (kXYt5)

For certain definitions of "charms."

All I can say is that she is far more beautiful on TV than she is in person.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 11:02 PM (XIJ/X)

237 I wonder what Ben and Meghan spend a week on food.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 06, 2022 11:03 PM (qH6FZ)

238 Can we get San Francisco declared a Super Fund site yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:04 PM (XTCjy)

239 John Fetterman Names Black Panther Cop Killer Ally for Board of Pardons

Commies are going for the gold.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:04 PM (MxRrv)

240 Italians are
NOT White
NOT people
etc.
Where do these people come from and how were they no-educated?

I luvv me some Italicans.

Overstay visa?

Leave through Italy

Whatsa behind me is not important

Posted by: Il Miklosio at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (eW8O/)

241 Thanks to the Moron who you forgot.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

DHMosquito!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (XIJ/X)

242 Today, Hirschman, who embalms in Alabama, claims that 50% to 70% of the bodies have clots.

Those clots can't have been caused by the Kung Flu prick. We were told that the pricks were super safe and effective.
--
If it was a side effect of the virus, after three or four waves where everyone has had it, 70% seems kind of low.

50 - 70% sounds like the announced rates of "vaccination" compliance the last I heard any.

Posted by: Methos at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (kOpft)

243 "I wonder what Ben and Meghan spend a week on food."

Too bad Ben Had isn't around, she'd know about feed prices for cattle.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (OTzUX)

244 All I can say is that she is far more beautiful on TV than she is in person.

CGI, auto-tune, and filters?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (XTCjy)

245 I live on in the form of sausage

Posted by: Jimmy Dean at September 06, 2022 10:55 PM (eW8O/)

I love the sausage but the commercials creep me out, just a bit.

Posted by: Javems at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (AmoqO)

246 Teachers being underpaid has been a thing since I was a kid. Who doesn't enter the profession knowing this? it's all these "educators" harp on!....
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

Average teacher contract is 184 days. Bullsh*t.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (3g0rF)

247
Re those abnormal clots. Look at some of the videos of those things extracted.

Jessica Rose here hypothesizes on the mechanism here, in a long Substack post:

https://tinyurl.com/2lk7ygol

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (Mzdiz)

248 >>> For certain definitions of "charms."

All I can say is that she is far more beautiful on TV than she is in person.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 06, 2022 11:02 PM (XIJ/X)
----------------

Tie me to a tree.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:06 PM (MxRrv)

249 235 I'm only 2 hours away... kind of a go to place for outdoor dates.
Posted by: Romeo13

This is Federal Property, son
Posted by: Ranger Miklos at September 06, 2022 11:02 PM (eW8O/)

As a young Man, after he got back from WW2, my Dad worked up there doing high tension power lines.

Then ended up as the senior Engineer for ATT for that area, for many years. I know the park pretty dang well from growing up with that great Dad.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:06 PM (oHd/0)

250 Congressman Ratskin says that fascists don't accept when elections don't go their way.

That describes about 0 of textbook Fascist movements that I know of.

The Nazis ascended when Hitler was *appointed* Chancellor, and the Nazis grew by prosecuting their political rivals, and slowly outlawing rival parties.

Yeah there is one American party taking the route of the fascists....

Posted by: Axeman at September 06, 2022 11:07 PM (OaZlZ)

251 If I had Abnormal Clots, Darleen woulda noticed by now

Posted by: Miklos, reclining witha Mason Jar full at Trailer Acres at September 06, 2022 11:08 PM (eW8O/)

252 What about the de Havilland Mosquito?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:08 PM (XTCjy)

253 Teachers being underpaid has been a thing since I was a kid. Who doesn't enter the profession knowing this? it's all these "educators" harp on!....
Posted by: All Hail Eris,

Uh, my Ex Girlfriend was a middle School Math teacher in Denver.

$70K a year, with summers off.... and that was 15 years ago.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:08 PM (oHd/0)

254 Italians are
NOT White
NOT people
etc.
Where do these people come from and how were they no-educated?


Posted by: Il Miklosio at September 06, 2022 11:05 PM (eW8O/)

Not white?? My mother's side of the family look like the Hitler youth. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:09 PM (VwHCD)

255 What about the de Havilland Mosquito?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Is cause many inconvenience

Posted by: H. Goering at September 06, 2022 11:09 PM (eW8O/)

256 What about the de Havilland Mosquito?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:08 PM (XTCjy)

Red, like her sister?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 11:10 PM (7bRMQ)

257 If I had Abnormal Clots, Darleen woulda noticed by now

Posted by: Miklos, reclining witha Mason Jar full at Trailer Acres at September 06, 2022 11:08 PM



*snort

Posted by: Zettai at September 06, 2022 11:10 PM (HN+yX)

258 San Francisco is facing a commercial real estate crash which will impact city coffers
...
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (2bQyj)
===

There were too many Walgreen's anyway and they were making too much money!
-London Breed

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 11:11 PM (EZebt)

259 Is hord(e)ling spelled with or without the e?

Google says 42k versus 11k for with or without, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:11 PM (bM7vb)

260 Too bad Ben Had isn't around, she'd know about feed prices for cattle.
Posted by: rhomboid

This ain't Texas but around here hay is $ 280 to 300 a ton. In the spring of 20 it was $ 180/ ton and jumped to over $400/ton in the fall if you could find it . All stock ( pellatized grain) has jumped from $9/50 lb bag to $14 in under a year.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 11:11 PM (3g0rF)

261 Wow, 8 PM here in Cental Calif... still 100 degrees out.

Gonna be a leave the air con on kind of night.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:12 PM (oHd/0)

262 Maybe he shouda not been fiinnin to be a teacher. Teachers haven't been underpaid for at least 50 years, at least the public school ones. And nobody has wanted to see up Hillary's skirt since she was in college, if they even did back then.

Posted by: azjaeger at September 06, 2022 11:12 PM (3/XaG)

263 165 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=hLOw_SzkRQ8

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (YglAn)

I'm prolly much closer, racially speaking to both the N***ar family and the Wetback family...athough I did find some of the darker roots on my mom's side...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:12 PM (ynpvh)

264 Do Italians want to be White? They used to, but now maybe they can squeeze a scholarship based on DEI. Capisce?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 06, 2022 11:12 PM (Spr0s)

265 > NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.

Karmafornia

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:13 PM (ZLI7S)

266 259 Is hord(e)ling spelled with or without the e?

Google says 42k versus 11k for with or without, but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:11 PM (bM7vb)

The Horde Hord will NOT be shackled by the chains, of Spelling Nazis!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:13 PM (oHd/0)

267 More ice in the Arctic now than in 2007.

Posted by: Stuff That You Don't Need To Know! at September 06, 2022 11:13 PM (I2/tG)

268 265 > NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.

Karmafornia
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:13 PM (ZLI7S)

Yeah... uh Boss? sorry, can't come into work today, they wouldn't let me charge my car last night....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (oHd/0)

269
Oh, I completely agree that those two Clinton women are gusty ... they can never shut their flapping yaps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (pNxlR)

270 And nobody has wanted to see up Hillary's skirt since she was in college, if they even did back then.
Posted by: azjaeger

Hell, she went to Wellesley - the other lesbians probably did!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (HeNTi)

271 Umm, Those "abnormal clots"? Looking at the pictures, these are totally post mortem clots.

Couple thousand post mortems under my belt, with my own eyes, I've seen those since I was a resident. You see them particularly in fresh cadavers, where the patients are slightly dehydrated.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (Bjy0Z)

272 Skimmed over stuff here today at the beach and noticed that the idiot MD congressman had both of his glib "fascist" facts completely wrong. Of course. He's an ignorant idiot. As are his constituents (well, plenty, enough of them).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (OTzUX)

273 Heard on radio news that Truss was considering energy price controls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 10:52 PM (63Dwl)

That, right there, will ensure that many marginal energy producers will simply shut down, making energy even more scarce.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (fL7uw)

274 Ranchers are selling cattle because of the drought.
If they don't get enough rain for grass and hay breeding will be down to a minimum.

If you have a freezer...

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:15 PM (MxRrv)

275 Maybe Hillary is spouting this upskirt nonsense because she is jealous of AOC getting too much 'attention'.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 11:15 PM (oTZbj)

276 Hell, she went to Wellesley - the other lesbians probably did!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (HeNTi)

Every time I see that name... I think...

Shut up, Wellesley!

In Capt. Picard's voice.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:15 PM (oHd/0)

277 The Horde Hord will NOT be shackled by the chains, of Spelling Nazis!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13

NO schpellingesichernazikeitungsantihordungskeit!

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at September 06, 2022 11:16 PM (eW8O/)

278
Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports. _/i]

Palo Alto is home to Stanford University ... heh

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 11:16 PM (pNxlR)

279 Of course, Italians are white. It's Sicilians who are not white.

Posted by: Clifford Worley at September 06, 2022 11:16 PM (KFhLj)

280 277 The Horde Hord will NOT be shackled by the chains, of Spelling Nazis!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13

NO schpellingesichernazikeitungsantihordungskeit!
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at September 06, 2022 11:16 PM (eW8O/)

Gesundheit

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 06, 2022 11:17 PM (oHd/0)

281 CBD can vouch for the fact that Chelsea in person has physical charms that far exceed how she comes across on photos and videos.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 06, 2022 10:42 PM (kXYt5)
===
This explains a lot.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 10:56 PM (EZebt)

She had a nice rack. A good, sturdy bag would help a lot. Say a recycled air bag from a wrecked car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 11:17 PM (fL7uw)

282 Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports. _/i]

Rolling rolling rolling
Keep those blackouts rolling

Posted by: Miklos, Jake, and Elwood at Bob's Country Bunker at September 06, 2022 11:19 PM (eW8O/)

283 Who is Hillary’s wife and why does the media hide her? I don’t think it’s huma; I think she’s older.

Posted by: LASue at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (Ed8Zd)

284 Couple thousand post mortems under my belt, with my own eyes, I've seen those since I was a resident. You see them particularly in fresh cadavers, where the patients are slightly dehydrated.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:14 PM (Bjy0Z)
===
Hobos.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (EZebt)

285 Chelsea stands to inherit billions her parents have stashed away.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (oTZbj)

286 258 San Francisco is facing a commercial real estate crash which will impact city coffers
...
Posted by: SMH at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (2bQyj)

I saw the same piece - said that occupancy rates downtown are currently about 30%, and the long term leases are coming up for renewal. I have an idea, lets ship all the illegals there and let them stay in the now vacant towers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (r46W7)

287
There is not going to be anything resembling an energy market in Europe soon. There's going to be rationing in one form or another, and they're gonna (try) to bail out the energy companies.

Several countries have announced bailouts for energy companies. There would be a major financial collapse starting right now otherwise. I have no idea how long they can hold things together. The ECB will probably have to start printing money big time again.

Fed may end up having to do it again, too, in response.

The Smartest People in the Room have royally fucked things up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

288 Of course, Italians are white. It's Sicilians who are not white.
Posted by: Clifford Worley

Hey!! I'm right here ya know!!

*GTFOOH!! with appropriate hand gestures*

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:21 PM (HeNTi)

289 Maybe Hillary is spouting this upskirt nonsense because she is jealous of AOC getting too much 'attention'.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 11:15 PM (oTZbj)

Neither are getting my attention. All I see when I see AOC is Che with tits.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:21 PM (VwHCD)

290 A friend had a full scholarship to Wellesley.

Hated it.

Said she was the only one who didn't go off to be bulimic during dinner.

Posted by: Miklos would sya she looked like Belinda Carlisle c. 1982 at September 06, 2022 11:22 PM (eW8O/)

291 Re: Used cars

I was having my car serviced at the dealership on Saturday. The used car manager came into the customer lounge and offered to buy or trade anybody's car, right there.

Posted by: Satai Dalen at September 06, 2022 11:22 PM (c5CZx)

292 Great picture - that waterfall is something.
Anyone know where that is located?
(I'm late to the ONT party so this may have been answered but I haven't read comments yet.)

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

293 *GTFOOH!! with appropriate hand gestures*
Posted by: Tonypete

No discount pizza codes for That Guy

Posted by: O Sole Miklos at September 06, 2022 11:23 PM (eW8O/)

294 @273: "That, right there, will ensure that many marginal energy producers will simply shut down, making energy even more scarce."

Truss hasn't settled on a formal policy yet. They floated the idea of consumer price controls with public subsidies to cover any short term shortfalls to utilities, if prices continue going up, but response has been muted so far. Tories have been in power for 12 years (!), and Labour would go further with market interventions, so who knows how it'll play out.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (bM7vb)

295 Several countries have announced bailouts for energy companies. There would be a major financial collapse starting right now otherwise. I have no idea how long they can hold things together. The ECB will probably have to start printing money big time again.

Fed may end up having to do it again, too, in response.

The Smartest People in the Room have royally fucked things up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

It's starting to dawn on them that they can't print Gas and then can't print Heat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (r46W7)

296 Great picture - that waterfall is something.
Anyone know where that is located?
(I'm late to the ONT party so this may have been answered but I haven't read comments yet.)

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

Just in time. They were discussing if Italians are white or not. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)

297 289 Maybe Hillary is spouting this upskirt nonsense because she is jealous of AOC getting too much 'attention'.

Posted by: davidt at September 06, 2022 11:15 PM (oTZbj)

Neither are getting my attention. All I see when I see AOC is Che with tits.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:21 PM (VwHCD)

Neither of those twits have a lick of fashion sense, nor would they "lower" themselves to have anyone else chime in to correct them. AOC's tits are about as useless as tits on a boar.... And Hilly's snatch is as cold as the ice sheet in Greenland.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (LOVUx)

298 About those weird clots... they did not start appearing until 2021 after needles started going into arms. You have to listen to samizdat media now, not Pravda or Izvestia, to hear the truth about these things.

See the videos by UK funeral director and whistleblower John O'Looney on Rumble.com, reporting "from the coalface," as he says.

Posted by: Beverly at September 06, 2022 11:25 PM (JmJQy)

299 288 Of course, Italians are white. It's Sicilians who are not white.
Posted by: Clifford Worley

Hey!! I'm right here ya know!!

*GTFOOH!! with appropriate hand gestures*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:21 PM (HeNTi)

eggplants?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:25 PM (r46W7)

300 The Smartest People in the Room have royally fucked things up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

I ain't stupid

Just playin' possum

Posted by: Miklos might need some overalls to carry this off at September 06, 2022 11:25 PM (eW8O/)

301 >>> Neither are getting my attention. All I see when I see AOC is Che with tits.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:21 PM (VwHCD)
---------------------

She's got jowls. She keeps on eating she'll look like Nixon.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:27 PM (MxRrv)

302 *GTFOOH!! with appropriate hand gestures*
Posted by: Tonypete


Sebastian Maniscalco really sold it.
https://youtu.be/YnA7S9Wmko4?t=56

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:27 PM (HeNTi)

303 Just in time. They were discussing if Italians are white or not. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

WOP BOP A LOOMA A WOP BAM BOOM

Posted by: Little Miklos Richard at September 06, 2022 11:27 PM (eW8O/)

304 And the key point is they have greatly increased in incidence. Embalmers have been having more and more trouble pushing embalming fluid through the circulatory system of cadavers of people who have been injected.

Posted by: Beverly at September 06, 2022 11:27 PM (JmJQy)

305
Great picture - that waterfall is something.
Anyone know where that is located?
(I'm late to the ONT party so this may have been answered but I haven't read comments yet.)
Posted by: Ciampino


Yosemite Falls. See #219

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at September 06, 2022 11:28 PM (pNxlR)

306 >>Truss hasn't settled on a formal policy yet.

Truss has very deep ties to the WEF. She's probably just waiting on direction.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:28 PM (ZLI7S)

307 More ice in the Arctic now than in 2007.
Posted by: Stuff
-----

...and polar bears.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2022 11:29 PM (wwcKe)

308

Is embalming still a thing?

It's been over 20 years since I've been to a funeral with an actual body...

Posted by: Zettai at September 06, 2022 11:30 PM (m5vtJ)

309 Yosemite Falls. See #219
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

*fires both revolvers in random directions, Contarn it*

Posted by: Yosemite Miklo-sam at September 06, 2022 11:30 PM (eW8O/)

310 I trust you've hiked to Palouse Falls in the springtime.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yes. It is awesome and quit dangerous . Young man from our church slipped on some wet rocks and fell in. Took them a week to find his body

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at September 06, 2022 11:30 PM (3g0rF)

311 hillary reminded me of a hitchcock story: On the set of Lifeboat, Tallulah Bankhead had to climb a ladder every morning to reach the water tank where filming took place. Whenever the actress climbed, there would be scores of crew members watching her ascent. It soon became apparent why: Bankhead never wore underwear.

When this was brought to Hitchcock’s attention, at first he looked puzzled. Finally he replied, “I don’t know if this is a matter for the costume department, makeup, or hair dressing.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:30 PM (r46W7)

312 My preferred version of Bright Lights Big City is the version by Willie Nelson and Wynton Marsalis off the Two Men with the Blues album https://youtu.be/Tv5B9HvEObc

Posted by: EddieRock at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (6jgSB)

313 ...and polar bears.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2022 11:29 PM



And Eskimo puthy?

Posted by: Zettai at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (m5vtJ)

314 222 https://is.gd/4cIkXd
https://is.gd/BSq9Gt

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:00 PM (qfLjt)

I'm surprised there was no follow up to the "hairless ape" comment...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

315 @306: "She's probably just waiting on direction."

I doubt the WEF thinkers know what'll happen in the next few months either.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (bM7vb)

316 225 NEW: Rolling blackouts have begun in Palo Alto & Alameda, @kron4news reports.

Turn those wind farms back on!!!

Posted by: The Zombie Dukes at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (Xrfse)

Solar panels, Save Us!!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (ynpvh)

317 Tom Servo, lol, that's good

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (OTzUX)

318 302 *GTFOOH!! with appropriate hand gestures*
Posted by: Tonypete

Whatsamatta you? Hey!
Why you looka so sad? Hey!
Itsa not so bad. Hey!
Itsa nice a place. Hey!
Ahhh shaduppa you face!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 06, 2022 11:32 PM (Spr0s)

319
Neither are getting my attention. All I see when I see AOC is Che with tits.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
---------------------

She's got jowls. She keeps on eating she'll look like Nixon.
Posted by: Braenyard


Tits and Jowls sounds like something Granny Clampett would feed to Jethro.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 11:32 PM (63Dwl)

320 Truss has very deep ties to the WEF. She's probably just waiting on direction.
Posted by: JackStraw

"Take a jump to the left..."

Posted by: Dr. Scott at September 06, 2022 11:32 PM (eW8O/)

321 Not only jowls, AOC's big booty will catch up with all the other Democrat women.

Here's that booty

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=oGsdKCn_sks

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:33 PM (MxRrv)

322 Tits and Jowls sounds like something Granny Clampett would feed to Jethro.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Pa says we ain't to discuss that

Posted by: Ellie Mae at September 06, 2022 11:33 PM (eW8O/)

323 If the drought continues in California next year power outages will be a lot worse. Due to green environmental regulations the hydroelectric dams release a shitload of water every Spring to simulate "spring floods" for the fish & for the "indigenous peoples" religious ceremonies.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)

324 I doubt the WEF thinkers know what'll happen in the next few months either.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:31 PM (bM7vb)

no matter what they try, they can't make any more energy supplies than they've got already. What'll be interesting to see will be if Russia forces Germany to knuckle under and sell out Ukraine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:33 PM (r46W7)

325 298 About those weird clots... they did not start appearing until 2021 after needles started going into arms. You have to listen to samizdat media now, not Pravda or Izvestia, to hear the truth about these things.

See the videos by UK funeral director and whistleblower John O'Looney on Rumble.com, reporting "from the coalface," as he says.


Not so. I have seen such clots since I started doing post mortems, 30 years ago.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Bjy0Z)

326

And that right there is why I have both disposable and rechargeable batteries for my Fleshlight!

Posted by: Ken Shabby at September 06, 2022 11:34 PM (7DYli)

327 The University of Miklos is proud to announce a Strategic Global Alliance with Wossamotta U.

Posted by: Moose, Miklos, and Squirrel at September 06, 2022 11:35 PM (eW8O/)

328 Ranchers are selling cattle because of the drought.
If they don't get enough rain for grass and hay breeding will be down to a minimum.
If you have a freezer...
Posted by: Braenyard,


And if you have reliable power...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

329 >>> 295 Several countries have announced bailouts for energy companies. There would be a major financial collapse starting right now otherwise. I have no idea how long they can hold things together. The ECB will probably have to start printing money big time again.

Fed may end up having to do it again, too, in response.

The Smartest People in the Room have royally fucked things up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

It's starting to dawn on them that they can't print Gas and then can't print Heat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (r46W7)

Wait until these super-geniuses start thinking about food.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 11:35 PM (llON8)

330 Not so. I have seen such clots since I started doing post mortems, 30 years ago.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Bjy0Z)

that's something I don't wanna do, won't ever do, could never do. More like run away screaming for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)

331 >>I doubt the WEF thinkers know what'll happen in the next few months either.

I don't either. I don't think anyone knows because we are pretty much in uncharted territory and much to the chagrin of the SPECTRE geniuses Putin is winning.

One thing I do know is there is going to be an assload of looting in California coming up.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (ZLI7S)

332 Well I finished running the gas line to the stove. I guess I can smoke now. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (VwHCD)

333 "Put a seed in the dirt and water it and it grows!" -- Mike Bloomberg, soooooper genius

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (llON8)

334 @328: "And if you have reliable power..."

Spare a few cows from slaughter, and teach them to walk a treadmill, then no worries about electricity, as some smart guy on the internet once told me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:37 PM (bM7vb)

335 And Eskimo puthy?
Posted by: Zettai

Nose Rubs

Posted by: Miklos notes that Eskimo pron is a bit different at September 06, 2022 11:37 PM (eW8O/)

336 248
Tie me to a tree.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:06 PM (MxRrv)
----
So you also know that schoolboy dirty ditty about the Isle of Caprí.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:37 PM (qfLjt)

337 Well I finished running the gas line to the stove. I guess I can smoke now. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (VwHCD)

Don't forget to check for leaks first....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 11:38 PM (7bRMQ)

338 AOC 'to deck' heckler who harassed her on Capitol steps
https://nypost.com/2022/07/13/aoc-to-deck-heckler

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) said she wanted “to deck” a heckler who called her his “favorite big booty Latina”

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 06, 2022 11:38 PM (MxRrv)

339 Damn, Cali. If only the oil companies had some huge vessels like the navy that could provide some ship to shore power maybe it wouldn’t be so dark. But that isn’t the green statement Gavvy would want to make.

Posted by: Rex B at September 06, 2022 11:38 PM (fi76o)

340 332 Well I finished running the gas line to the stove. I guess I can smoke now. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (VwHCD)

That's one reliable way to test it. That's for sure.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2022 11:38 PM (LOVUx)

341 332 Well I finished running the gas line to the stove. I guess I can smoke now. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (VwHCD)

maybe turn the gas off first?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:38 PM (r46W7)

342 Don't forget to check for leaks first....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

By using a pocket lighter. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (HeNTi)

343 334 @328: "And if you have reliable power..."

Spare a few cows from slaughter, and teach them to walk a treadmill, then no worries about electricity, as some smart guy on the internet once told me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


The old ways are best!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)

344 By using a pocket lighter. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (HeNTi)

It'll light the place up for sure!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (7bRMQ)

345 I taught my husband the boy scout method of fire building this weekend while camping. I used stove gas. He was impressed that I didn't lose my eyebrows. Never said I was stupid.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (LOVUx)

346 311 Hitchcock story: On the set of Lifeboat, Tallulah Bankhead had to climb a ladder every morning to reach the water tank where filming took place. Whenever the actress climbed, there would be scores of crew members watching her ascent. It soon became apparent why: Bankhead never wore underwear.

When this was brought to Hitchcock’s attention, at first he looked puzzled. Finally he replied, “I don’t know if this is a matter for the costume department, makeup, or hair dressing.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:30 PM (r46W7)

Oh LOL, that's hillarious! Even made the Mrs. laugh!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:40 PM (ynpvh)

347 @331: "... assload of looting in California coming up."

We might as well start calling such looting "forcible reparations." I'd worry about the same thing here in Minneapolis, but there's little left to steal except for toiletries from Walgreens.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:40 PM (bM7vb)

348 that's something I don't wanna do, won't ever do, could never do. More like run away screaming for me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (r46W7)


It's not for everybody, lol. But there's a lot I'm not well cut out for, so I guess everybody has a place.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:41 PM (Bjy0Z)

349 I taught my husband the boy scout method of fire building this weekend while camping. I used stove gas. He was impressed that I didn't lose my eyebrows. Never said I was stupid.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (LOVUx)

How to start a fire using two sticks. Make sure one is a match.

Posted by: Old Indian Trick at September 06, 2022 11:41 PM (7bRMQ)

350 296 Great picture - that waterfall is something.
Anyone know where that is located?
(I'm late to the ONT party so this may have been answered but I haven't read comments yet.)

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

Just in time. They were discussing if Italians are white or not. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)
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Yes, I'm the one who posted the twatter links that started the thread. I'm flabbergasted to know that I'm some hairless ape of sorts (feels hair out of ears and nose for starters).

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:41 PM (qfLjt)

351 323 If the drought continues in California next year power outages will be a lot worse. Due to green environmental regulations the hydroelectric dams release a shitload of water every Spring to simulate "spring floods" for the fish & for the "indigenous peoples" religious ceremonies.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:33 PM (MFZ8i)

they cut the hearts out of fish while they're still alive? Oh wait, that's MY indigenous ancestry and it was humans. Sorry.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:41 PM (ynpvh)

352 I think a Nimitz-class was anchored and hooked up to whatever passed for the local power grid in Indonesia after the tsunami (those vile Americans, such criminals and bullies and looters!!!).

Had never thought of that, but it actually makes sense to have the ability to patch in a Nimitz or two (3 are based here now, of course in-port times vary) to the local grid for true emergencies (not self-inflicted idiocy like this). It probably exists (if it could be done, expediently, in Indo).

I think the power plants in the subs out at Ballast Point are too small to contribute much.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 06, 2022 11:42 PM (OTzUX)

353 By the time the progs are finished with their "progress" the human population will be less than 100,000...

Hydropower is NOT Clean Energy: Dams and Reservoirs are Major Drivers of Climate Change
https://tinyurl.com/yckssj69

And it is not just hydroelectric facilities that are contributing to these large, previously unaccounted for emissions of greenhouse gases-it is all artificial dams and reservoirs, whether their purpose is electricity generation, irrigation, flood control, or other human needs.

And how is this previously underestimated source of greenhouse gases driving climate change? Reservoirs are a classic example of how major human alterations to the Earth's landscape can have unexpected effects. Damming rivers creates the perfect conditions for microorganisms to generate greenhouse gases which bubble up to the surface of the reservoir and are released into the atmosphere through three separate mechanisms.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (MFZ8i)

354 Not so. I have seen such clots since I started doing post mortems, 30 years ago.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Bjy0Z)


So any conjecture as to what causes these clots, on the relative frequency of occurrence??

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (hOUT3)

355 Spare a few cows from slaughter, and teach them to walk a treadmill, then no worries about electricity, as some smart guy on the internet once told me.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

The old ways are best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (hOUT3)

cows are way too valuable to waste on things like that - if we're gonna go old school, go old school:

https://tinyurl.com/56dvnhwa

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (r46W7)

356 333 "Put a seed in the dirt and water it and it grows!" -- Mike Bloomberg, soooooper genius

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (llON

As long as you don't water it with Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (ynpvh)

357
Time to get started on the 'mater canning run tonight, looks like. Got me a new, non-Chicom gasket that is the right thickness and shape for the Mirro canner.

If this one tries to leak, I'm gonna cuss out loud.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (Mzdiz)

358 Here's something that amuses:
When men get old, the end of their scalp hair stops growing and some appear bald. However the hair is still growing but in the inward direction and hence the emergence of copious nose and ear hair. Those are the roots coming out.
Now you know what to say when some little kid says, "Grandpa why do you have all that hair in your ears but are bald on top?"

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

359 I had a thought this evening. Biden's staff had absolutely no idea what the bloody hell they were doing when they staged the Independence Hall performance. They are ignorant when it comes to history. They probably thought they were creating a super-duper back drop, and they had never seen an actual color photo of Hitler's Nuremberg rallies. They toss the word "Nazi" around every chance they get, but they have no idea what "Nazi" truly means or the true extent of Hitler's atrocities. They have no true understanding of the word "fascist", either. It's just a convenient insult.

The scary thing is this absolute ignorance begins in people about ten years younger than me. By the time they began really noticing the world around them, WW II was old news. The U.S. was caught up in Viet Nam and the Cold War. They had no idea what their daddies were veterans of, if their daddies were even veterans at all.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (9SjWf)

360 "Put a seed in the dirt and water it and it grows!" -- Mike Bloomberg, soooooper genius

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (llON

As long as you don't water it with Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator...
Posted by: jim

Crops can get too little, or too much water.

I am sure all Harvard Business School graduates know exactly how much.

Posted by: Miklos sweats under Carolina sun at September 06, 2022 11:47 PM (eW8O/)

361 @355: "... if we're gonna go old school, go old school:"

I thought you were gonna link the old Geico rowing guinea pigs commercial, but you went way back for that one. Once upon a time, those human hamster wheels were useful for unusually large trebuchets.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 06, 2022 11:47 PM (bM7vb)

362 Hydropower is NOT Clean Energy: Dams and Reservoirs are Major Drivers of Climate Change
https://tinyurl.com/yckssj69


Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (MFZ8i)

They are basically lying. Similar mechanisms are in play in natural lakes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 11:48 PM (U0xBU)

363 360 "Put a seed in the dirt and water it and it grows!" -- Mike Bloomberg, soooooper genius
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 06, 2022 11:36 PM (llON

As long as you don't water it with Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator...
Posted by: jim

Crops can get too little, or too much water.
I am sure all Harvard Business School graduates know exactly how much.
Posted by: Miklos sweats under Carolina sun at September 06, 2022 11:47 PM (eW8O/)

Their degrees in Feminist Gender Identity and 17th Century French Lesbian Poetry will get them through it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:48 PM (ynpvh)

364 My wife brought in a couple of buckets of free ears of corn, so guess who still has two thumbs and 15 bags of blanched, cut corn in the freezer?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 06, 2022 11:48 PM (xhaym)

365 Don't forget to check for leaks first....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

By using a pocket lighter. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (HeNTi)

I don't get leaks. I'm a professional. lol

I gave it the soapy water test, its good. The shutoff from the propane tank outside wasn't exactly good though. I kept smelling a minor trace of propane, and the old setup was a copper line to the old cooktop with no shutoff. I scrapped that whole wall oven/cook top thing and went with a dual fuel stove in the new kitchen, so I went with a normal black pipe setup with a shut off from the stove down to the basement and tied the copper line into it, so if they eventually get a natural gas line in the street I can tie right into what I already did with the black pipe . I had to work quick because I don't think the outside shutoff is working 100%. Its all good, no leaks.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:48 PM (VwHCD)

366
Oh, just saw this. Mattias Desment, the Mass Formation guy, has a Substack now:

https://tinyurl.com/2jsysjon

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:49 PM (Mzdiz)

367 I am sure all Harvard Business School graduates know exactly how much.
Posted by: Miklos sweats under Carolina sun


Much like they know the perfect temperature for the earth...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)

368 362 Hydropower is NOT Clean Energy: Dams and Reservoirs are Major Drivers of Climate Change
https://tinyurl.com/yckssj69
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (MFZ8i)

They are basically lying. Similar mechanisms are in play in natural lakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 06, 2022 11:48 PM (U0xBU)

Hydrothermal. Nuclear. There, two additional sources that don't depend on the time of day or how much the wind is blowing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:49 PM (ynpvh)

369 They are basically lying. Similar mechanisms are in play in natural lakes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*preen, lookin' GOOD"

Posted by: all that beaver at September 06, 2022 11:50 PM (eW8O/)

370 >> Hydropower is NOT Clean Energy

They want to destroy every reliable source of energy there is....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 06, 2022 11:50 PM (Mzdiz)

371 365 Don't forget to check for leaks first....
Posted by: OrangeEnt

By using a pocket lighter. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 06, 2022 11:39 PM (HeNTi)

I don't get leaks. I'm a professional. lol
I gave it the soapy water test, its good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:48 PM (VwHCD)

And it don't stink!

Posted by: Johnny Bench at September 06, 2022 11:50 PM (ynpvh)

372 Nice mystery click on the top photo. Dolores O'Riordan had such a distinctive voice, and "Linger" is my favorite song by the Cranberries.

Posted by: PabloD at September 06, 2022 11:51 PM (JCymI)

373 More celebrities hiring private security as crime surges around Los Angeles: 'In fear for their life'

World Protection Group CEO says business doubled month-over-month as A-listers seek added security
https://t.co/ITpvxZK7O7

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at September 06, 2022 11:51 PM (MFZ8i)

374 349
How to start a fire using two sticks. Make sure one is a match.

Posted by: Old Indian Trick at September 06, 2022 11:41 PM (7bRMQ)
----
To start a campfire rub two boyscouts together.
(little known trick: it's quicker with one male and one female).

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:51 PM (qfLjt)

375 Off, emu oil sock!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 11:51 PM (ynpvh)

376 The scary thing is this absolute ignorance begins in people about ten years younger than me. By the time they began really noticing the world around them, WW II was old news. The U.S. was caught up in Viet Nam and the Cold War. They had no idea what their daddies were veterans of, if their daddies were even veterans at all.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (9SjWf)

they may not have known - but the same power that put the idea in their heads put it into those who did it 80 years ago. You could say it's a Calling Card.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 06, 2022 11:52 PM (r46W7)

377 If you have a freezer...
Posted by: Braenyard,

And if you have reliable power...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)

Make sure you know which neighbors have these things. Hopefully you won't like them too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 06, 2022 11:54 PM (anj39)

378 To start a campfire rub two boyscouts together.
(little known trick: it's quicker with one male and one female).
Posted by: Ciampino

This is the Knowledge sought by all Webelos

Posted by: Cub Reporter Miklos at September 06, 2022 11:54 PM (eW8O/)

379 367
Much like they know the perfect temperature for the earth...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)
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Always ask which part of the planet needs to be at that magic temperature.

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)

380
If this one tries to leak, I'm gonna cuss out loud.
Posted by: publius
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Permatex -Adds a certain piquancy to the flavor

Gasgacinch - Smokey Yunick swore by it, and I have used it on a couple of high-compression competition engines with no leak problems.

You might have to saw off the lid, in the case of the latter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 06, 2022 11:55 PM (kT5Bb)

381 Shut up, Chelsea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 06, 2022 11:55 PM (Qzn2/)

382
See the videos by UK funeral director and whistleblower John O'Looney

That name sounds like it was made up by Monty Python.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 06, 2022 11:55 PM (63Dwl)

383 a KKK meeting and say, "Hey guys, I'm WHITE! Can I join the club?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 06, 2022 10:24 PM (ynpvh)

Let me tell you a secret - my grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: Future Sheriff Bart at September 06, 2022 11:56 PM (ufFY8)

384 They want to destroy every reliable source of energy there is....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)


Wonder how they think they will get JP4 when the next Davos meeting occurs?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:56 PM (hOUT3)

385 Here's something that amuses:
When men get old, the end of their scalp hair stops growing and some appear bald. However the hair is still growing but in the inward direction and hence the emergence of copious nose and ear hair. Those are the roots coming out.
Now you know what to say when some little kid says, "Grandpa why do you have all that hair in your ears but are bald on top?"

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

Oh great, if my hair starts growing inward I'm going to look like Grog from the B.C. comic strip.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

386 See the videos by UK funeral director and whistleblower John O'Looney

That name sounds like it was made up by Monty Python.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

E's a fine lad.

Posted by: Miklos McCrazy at September 06, 2022 11:57 PM (eW8O/)

387 379 367
Much like they know the perfect temperature for the earth...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:49 PM (hOUT3)
----
Always ask which part of the planet needs to be at that magic temperature.
Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:54 PM (qfLjt)


And the time of year when that temperature should exist.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:58 PM (hOUT3)

388 >>Hydropower is NOT Clean Energy

There is no such thing as clean energy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)

389 Bet that tattoo dude does a helluva haka dance.

I think more people should, to be honest.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 06, 2022 11:59 PM (vuisn)

390 The U.S. was caught up in Viet Nam and the Cold War. They had no idea what their daddies were veterans of, if their daddies were even veterans at all.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (9SjWf)

---------

Guess the war, kiddies...

A. The Second Punic War
B. The Korean War
C. The War of the Spanish Succession

Major prizes for the winner!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2022 12:00 AM (Qzn2/)

391 There is no such thing as clean energy.
Posted by: JackStraw

So all these Healing Crystals of Power were a ripoff?

Posted by: Gullible Miklos who BELIEVES at September 07, 2022 12:00 AM (eW8O/)

392 Wonder how they think they will get JP4 when the next Davos meeting occurs?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

JP4 enemas for those fuckers would be hot...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:02 AM (TFXYJ)

393
So all these Healing Crystals of Power were a ripoff?
Posted by: Gullible Miklos
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Yup. These pyramids, however...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2022 12:02 AM (Go9h8)

394 C. The War of the Spanish Succession

No one expects the War of the Spanish Succession!

Posted by: Miklos submits to the Comfy Chair at September 07, 2022 12:02 AM (eW8O/)

395 BoJo can go suck a cock.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:03 AM (TFXYJ)

396 Yup. These pyramids, however...
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Haven't bought razor blades in 10 years.

Posted by: Miklos with TRUE STORIES and also largely unshaven at September 07, 2022 12:03 AM (eW8O/)

397 >>So all these Healing Crystals of Power were a ripoff?

Not for the guy selling them.

Might be the same guy selling "clean energy" solar panels.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 12:03 AM (ZLI7S)

398 Not so. I have seen such clots since I started doing post mortems, 30 years ago.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 06, 2022 11:34 PM (Bjy0Z)

The article mentions that some clots are normally seen, but these are now appearing most of the time and are apparently different chemically.

Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2022 12:05 AM (kOpft)

399  "Put a seed in the dirt and water it and it grows!" -- Mike Bloomberg

So maybe Hillary's pantsuits can produce something after all...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:06 AM (TFXYJ)

400 There is no such thing as clean energy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Matter to Antimatter collisions?

Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2022 12:06 AM (kOpft)

401 BoJo can go suck a cock.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:03 AM (TFXYJ)

---------

What a terrible disappointment that guy was. He's just a clown, and not a funny one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 07, 2022 12:06 AM (Qzn2/)

402 Give a kid an RPG and he will want a cruise missile.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. FRONT TOWARD ENEMY at September 06, 2022 10:34 PM (3Or4S)


Give a mouse an RPG, and he will ask for a Dragon . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 12:07 AM (xhaym)

403 What a terrible disappointment that guy was. He's just a clown, and not a funny one.
Posted by: Cicero

Not a bad chap.

Uses the same barber as me.

Posted by: Miklos with MORE TRUE STORIES at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (eW8O/)

404
This new gasket looks to be a winner. Very pliable material, and fits the lid like a hand in a glove. Comparing it the old one, the old one's wedge had flattened out. Let blow by get through.

The other new gasket I got, off Amazon was Chicom crap, I think. I can feel the difference in the material. I got this one off of Red Hill General Store, which is a pressure cooker emporium.

The Chicom one worked for a couple times, then started dripping, and did want to seal initially after that. Felt too loose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)

405 What a terrible disappointment that guy was. He's just a clown, and not a funny one.
Posted by: Cicero

Not a bad chap.

Uses the same barber as me.
Posted by: Miklos with MORE TRUE STORIES at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (eW8O/)
***

Barbers!
Pppfffttt. Who needs 'em?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 07, 2022 12:09 AM (anj39)

406 Chelsea, I got a spot for you right here on this casting couch between these two gutsy ficuses.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 07, 2022 12:10 AM (DOvc/)

407 What a terrible disappointment that guy was. He's just a clown, and not a funny one.
Posted by: Cicero

Not a bad chap.

Uses the same barber as me.

Posted by: Miklos with MORE TRUE STORIES at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (eW8O/)

You comb your hair with a firecracker too?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)

408 Barbers!
Pppfffttt. Who needs 'em?
Posted by: Diogenes

Take two pints!

Posted by: Miklosdoric of York, Medieval Barber at September 07, 2022 12:11 AM (eW8O/)

409 The Chicom one worked for a couple times, then started dripping, and did want to seal initially after that.
Posted by: publius

Story of my life.

Posted by: Eric FartSwell at September 07, 2022 12:11 AM (TFXYJ)

410 The Chicom one worked for a couple times, then started dripping, and did want to seal initially after that. Felt too loose.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Hillary at September 07, 2022 12:12 AM (q6SnH)

411 >> but these are now appearing most of the time and are apparently different chemically.

See Steve Kirsch's substack on this, and also that one by Jessica Rose. Kirsch has an article about an analysis of them. IIRC, they are primarily amyloid formations of some sort.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:12 AM (Mzdiz)

412 400 There is no such thing as clean energy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 06, 2022 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Matter to Antimatter collisions?

Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2022 12:06 AM (kOpft)

It makes gamma rays...And it WON'T make you a hulk, either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 12:12 AM (ynpvh)

413 "Put a seed in the dirt and water it and it grows!" -- Mike Bloomberg

So maybe Hillary's pantsuits can produce something after all...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:06 AM (TFXYJ)

It would be something like in that Kurt Russell movie "The thing".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)

414 You comb your hair with a firecracker too?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Darleen and Marleen like to wake me up with a bang.

Posted by: Miklos, got bidnis down here at September 07, 2022 12:13 AM (eW8O/)

415 The Chicom one worked for a couple times, then started dripping, and did want to seal initially after that. Felt too loose.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)

Tell me about it!
Posted by: Hillary

Yeah...you too?

Posted by: Eric and Fang Fang at September 07, 2022 12:14 AM (eW8O/)

416 The Chicom one worked for a couple times, then started dripping, and did want to seal initially after that. Felt too loose.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:08 AM (Mzdiz)


Everything chinese is shit. Its all from hut #43.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

417 primarily amyloid formations of some sort.
Posted by: publius

*record scratch*

So a looming spike in Alzheimers?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:16 AM (TFXYJ)

418 >>Matter to Antimatter collisions?

Doesn't even have to go that deep. Look at the manufacturing process necessary to make solar panels and lithium batteries from the mining of the raw materials to the disposal of the used products.

Lithium strip mining makes oil exploration look like planting daisies, it is incredibly destructive to the environment. The manufacturing of solar panels creates highly toxic byproducts and if they burn in a fire they emit toxic fumes.

And then what do you do with millions, soon to be billions of used batteries and solar panels that are loaded with toxic chemicals? Can't put them in a standard landfill. Similar if less dangerous than nuclear waste.

There are no free lunches. The creation of energy has consequences. All we are doing is choosing which ones and we are being lied to about "clean energy" alternatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 12:17 AM (ZLI7S)

419 What about all that North Sea oil?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 06, 2022 11:01 PM (XTCjy)


I suspect they neglected to bore new wells, to save the Earf and all that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 12:17 AM (xhaym)

420 It's now 11:15 Central Time and I really feel like I have not damaged our democracy enough for today. I mean, I am sure that Joe Biden would only be mildly disappointed with me.

Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: JB1000 at September 07, 2022 12:17 AM (T0r1g)

421 So a looming spike in Alzheimers?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

heh

heh heh heh

Posted by: Miklos notes the second-biggest but longets running research fraud to date at September 07, 2022 12:17 AM (eW8O/)

422 Darleen and Marleen like to wake me up with a bang.
Posted by: Miklos

Was any Crisco harmed in this production?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:18 AM (TFXYJ)

423 You comb your hair with a firecracker too?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:10 AM (VwHCD)
___

lol

Posted by: SMH at September 07, 2022 12:18 AM (2bQyj)

424 And then what do you do with millions, soon to be billions of used batteries and solar panels that are loaded with toxic chemicals? Can't put them in a standard landfill. Similar if less dangerous than nuclear waste.

At one time, I thought that the no-can-fail business was to own a pub in Ireland.

RONG

Now I am going with tattoo removal and solar panel disposal.

Posted by: Miklosian Business Strategies LLP at September 07, 2022 12:20 AM (eW8O/)

425 So any conjecture as to what causes these clots, on the relative frequency of occurrence??

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 06, 2022 11:43 PM (hOUT3)


It's a layering out of the protein, usually under the red cell mass. The mode of death is usually not acute, but slow: heart failure, sepsis, dehydration. The idea is that the movement of the blood becomes still or very slow, and there is a dependant activation of the fibrin coagulation cascade by the underlying lining of the vessel, which causes polymerization of the fibrin protein excluding the red cells.

You see it in Covid, just like you see it in chronic heart failure or influenza, but not in (say) death due to a sudden heart attack or a massive gunshot wound. I can't say why these people are seeing it more often than they used to. Its possible that they actually are, or that its a form of cognitive bias (recall/confirmation maybe, I don't know: we're all susceptible to that). But the clots themselves that I have seen illustrated are not at all specific to Covid or vaccination thereby.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 07, 2022 12:20 AM (Bjy0Z)

426 Jimmy Reed is a hoot if played at 78 rpm (if there are still players that will do that...)

Posted by: Theodore at September 07, 2022 12:21 AM (GJnvT)

427 Busy day today. Fed the feral kitten. He (it is a Tom) is getting bolder, scampered up to the plate, and got ear skritches and back rubs. He likes that.

Skidded some logs with the pickup, from the downed tree I cut up last week. Couldn't lift the big ones to put them in the truck, so I tied a rope on and skidded them. worked just fine.

And I sandblasted and primed 7 VW wheels, which is all the Wide-Five wheels I have. I will have 4 very nice ones for the dune buggy, plus some spares.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:21 AM (q6SnH)

428 Was any Crisco harmed in this production?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Hell no

We got our own damn hogs

Posted by: Miklos lives off the land, so to speak at September 07, 2022 12:21 AM (eW8O/)

429 Now I am going with tattoo removal and solar panel disposal.
Posted by: Miklosian Business Strategies LLP at September 07, 2022 12:20 AM (eW8O/)

I have a Makita 7" angle grinder, and a 36 grit disc. Will do tattoo removal on an outcall basis. Reasonable rates, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:25 AM (q6SnH)

430 The article mentions that some clots are normally seen, but these are now appearing most of the time and are apparently different chemically.

Posted by: Methos at September 07, 2022 12:05 AM (kOpft)


Its speculative that they are different. That's the point. They are different from some post mortem clots, for sure, but not others. I have yet to see a demonstration that post covid clotting is amyloid.

Particularly in agonal low flow situations, you get very tenacious clots that can be quite rubbery. they probably reflect the mode/pace of the terminal antemortem decompensation but not specifically the cause.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 07, 2022 12:25 AM (Bjy0Z)

431 no
We got our own damn hogs
Posted by: Miklos

Can't hold a candle to that!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:25 AM (TFXYJ)

432 429 Now I am going with tattoo removal and solar panel disposal.
Posted by: Miklosian Business Strategies LLP at September 07, 2022 12:20 AM (eW8O/)

I have a Makita 7" angle grinder, and a 36 grit disc. Will do tattoo removal on an outcall basis. Reasonable rates, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:25 AM (q6SnH)

for those deeep tats...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 12:26 AM (ynpvh)

433 I have a Makita 7" angle grinder, and a 36 grit disc. Will do tattoo removal on an outcall basis. Reasonable rates, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Franchises Available

Posted by: Miklosian Master Systems LLC at September 07, 2022 12:26 AM (eW8O/)

434 I have a Makita 7" angle grinder, and a 36 grit disc. Will do tattoo removal on an outcall basis. Reasonable rates, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:25 AM (q6SnH)


I have one of those. A frigging workhorse it is.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)

435 for those deeep tats...
Posted by: jim

For the Mother of all tats...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 07, 2022 12:27 AM (TFXYJ)

436 Anti-Fascist Blues by Five Times August

https://youtu.be/J7jNpxOCZTM

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 12:27 AM (xhaym)

437 Well, I'm done for tonight...
Um done, for tonight,
not done for, tonight...
Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 07, 2022 12:28 AM (ynpvh)

438 There are no free lunches. The creation of energy has consequences. All we are doing is choosing which ones and we are being lied to about "clean energy" alternatives.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 12:17 AM (ZLI7S)

About the only process we have that actually "creates" energy is nuclear fission. Energy is "created" by destroying matter. All other generation is simply harvesting energy that already exists, or has been captured by biological processes over eons of time.

Lithium batteries simply store energy that was previously harvested.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:29 AM (q6SnH)

439 FWIW I saw Tenacious Clots open for The Dead Kennnedys in at The World. back in the 80's.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 07, 2022 12:30 AM (Bjy0Z)

440 >> Was any Crisco harmed

Crisco is what I use for gasket grease on the pressure cookers. This newer material doesn't really need it, they say, but the new gasket wanted to stick a bit to the mating surface, making it a bit hard to turn the cover into lock.

Grease 'er up good for the virgin run, then she'll be good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

441 A Question,

Why is the Tom Cruise movie killing it in the box office?

America is wanting Real Hero's again.

Not some CGI over the top K. Kennedy re-write (and that includes you Bitch Bezo with your sell out Lord of the Rings)

America, divided as we are. Wants REAL hero's now.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 12:31 AM (J00IM)

442 Lithium batteries simply store energy that was previously harvested.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Pelotons are already hooked up to the grid.

They will be mandatory

Posted by: Alex Miklos-Jones at September 07, 2022 12:32 AM (eW8O/)

443 Crisco is what I use for gasket grease on the pressure cookers. This newer material doesn't really need it, they say, but the new gasket wanted to stick a bit to the mating surface, making it a bit hard to turn the cover into lock.

Grease 'er up good for the virgin run, then she'll be good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)

The Crisco Kid, he was a friend of mine.

https://youtu.be/Fuz-i-iLTiE

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:33 AM (q6SnH)

444 But Crisco is HYDROGENATED, Which kills people, because HYDROGEN is TOXIC

Posted by: Miklosa from Wellesley at September 07, 2022 12:35 AM (eW8O/)

445 >> Which kills people, because HYDROGEN is TOXIC

I'll wear a mask.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)

446 That's a good one, AOP.

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 12:37 AM (mBewQ)

447 >>About the only process we have that actually "creates" energy is nuclear fission. Energy is "created" by destroying matter. All other generation is simply harvesting energy that already exists, or has been captured by biological processes over eons of time.

>>Lithium batteries simply store energy that was previously harvested.


I agree the fission when it is ready for prime time is probably the best solution.

And yea, batteries are simply storage devices.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 12:37 AM (ZLI7S)

448
Crisco is transphobic. They reformulated their process to get rid of most of the transfats (or at least get it low enough to allow "0% transfat" on the label).

Cisfat privilege.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at September 07, 2022 12:38 AM (Mzdiz)

449 ..Which kills people, because HYDROGEN is TOXIC


It's the Bomb. (and usually requires a simpler atomic bomb with tritrium wave-guide relay to detonate).



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2022 12:38 AM (tkOps)

450 Come for the ace poetry and power tool discussions, stay for the pathology lectures!

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2022 12:39 AM (OTzUX)

451 Which kills people, because HYDROGEN is TOXIC

I'll wear a mask.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

NOT A JOKE

I was in Dihydrogen Oxide that KILLS PEOPLE until I realized that I was LITERALLY SWIMMING IN IT

Posted by: Fourth Grade Science Educator Miklosa at September 07, 2022 12:39 AM (eW8O/)

452 Queen then..."BICYCLES!!!>>>BICYCLES!!!>>> BICYCLES!!


I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like...

Demoncrates
not so true
You say shark, I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Biden man...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 12:41 AM (J00IM)

453 451 Which kills people, because HYDROGEN is TOXIC

I'll wear a mask.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion

NOT A JOKE

I was in Dihydrogen Oxide that KILLS PEOPLE until I realized that I was LITERALLY SWIMMING IN IT
Posted by: Fourth Grade Science Educator Miklosa at September 07, 2022 12:39 AM (eW8O/)

Too much Dihydrogen Oxide in the interior of a US Navy ship will kill the entire Crew... yeah... trained Damage Control Locker Leader here.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:41 AM (oHd/0)

454 It's the Bomb. (and usually requires a simpler atomic bomb with tritrium wave-guide relay to detonate).



Jim

You should talk to some Hungarians I know.

Posted by: Miklos von Neumann-Teller-Szilard at September 07, 2022 12:41 AM (eW8O/)

455 Here's something that amuses:
When men get old, the end of their scalp hair stops growing and some appear bald. However the hair is still growing but in the inward direction and hence the emergence of copious nose and ear hair. Those are the roots coming out.
Now you know what to say when some little kid says, "Grandpa why do you have all that hair in your ears but are bald on top?"

Posted by: Ciampino at September 06, 2022 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

Oh great, if my hair starts growing inward I'm going to look like Grog from the B.C. comic strip.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 06, 2022 11:56 PM (VwHCD)

Personal face-scaping tip: Nose hair must not be used to augment your mustache. Similar for ear hair and sideburns.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 12:42 AM (4I/2K)

456 AOP, if you are going to do a lot of logs, look into welding a smallish log arch. It is a lot easier on your road and lot than dragging logs around with just a chain or a cable.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 12:43 AM (xhaym)

457 I still think the high point for battery tech right now is power tools. Thats where they seem to work good.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

458 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:29 AM (q6SnH)

I'm wondering when they will 'suddenly' realize that Windmill Electric power will change wind patterns, as you take energy out of the current patterns.... thus creating CLIMATE CHANGE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:44 AM (oHd/0)

459 California vehicles in 2035 must be EV or HYDROGEN powered. Why did they add hydrogen to the mix?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (63Dwl)

460 AOP, if you are going to do a lot of logs, look into welding a smallish log arch. It is a lot easier on your road and lot than dragging logs around with just a chain or a cable.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2022 12:43 AM (xhaym)

I won't be doing a lot of it. And it never even marked up the grass, as if I really cared.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (q6SnH)

461 457 I still think the high point for battery tech right now is power tools. Thats where they seem to work good.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

RV Cars, Tanks, Planes....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (oHd/0)

462 Personal face-scaping tip: Nose hair must not be used to augment your mustache. Similar for ear hair and sideburns.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Fine.

Bet you wear pants, too.

Posted by: Miklos is not much on protocol at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (eW8O/)

463 I'm wondering when they will 'suddenly' realize that Windmill Electric power will change wind patterns, as you take energy out of the current patterns.... thus creating CLIMATE CHANGE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:44 AM (oHd/0)

They won't realize because they're too frigging stupid.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)

464 I'm wondering when they will 'suddenly' realize that Windmill Electric power will change wind patterns, as you take energy out of the current patterns.... thus creating CLIMATE CHANGE.
Posted by: Romeo13

Your question being?

Posted by: The Ultimate Self-Licking Ice Cream Cone at September 07, 2022 12:47 AM (eW8O/)

465 Oh, and as you are taking energy from the sun, and transmitting it from solar panels, to electric lines, to air conditioners...

If there is ENOUGH of that, won't it change the climate? You are literally doing nothing more than INEFFICIENTLY moving heat around.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:47 AM (oHd/0)

466 California vehicles in 2035 must be EV or HYDROGEN powered. Why did they add hydrogen to the mix?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (63Dwl)

Because hydrogen is just condensed electricity. You electrolyze water, to make hydrogen and oxygen, and let the latter escape to the air. Burn the hydrogen in an engine, and you get nothing but water out the tailpipe. It's so oovy-oovy, Man!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:48 AM (q6SnH)

467 Because hydrogen is just condensed electricity. You electrolyze water, to make hydrogen and oxygen, and let the latter escape to the air. Burn the hydrogen in an engine, and you get nothing but water out the tailpipe. It's so oovy-oovy, Man!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:48 AM (q6SnH)

And it takes fresh water to make the system efficient...

/looks at the Calif drought....

OOPSIE....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:49 AM (oHd/0)

468 Yet Nancy's bitch boy nephew is screaming for the E-cars NOT to re-charge during the current heat wave during certain hours.

Nancy's Boy...

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 12:49 AM (J00IM)

469

A world in which ear and nose hair don't count toward facial hair is a world in which I don't want to live!

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 12:50 AM (ZARl9)

470 468 Yet Nancy's bitch boy nephew is screaming for the E-cars NOT to re-charge during the current heat wave during certain hours.

Nancy's Boy...
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 12:49 AM (J00IM)

And my relatives questioned why I put in a battery back up when I put in solar this summer..... DUH.

Whole damn thing was predictable by anyone who had a basic understanding of Physics, and Math.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:50 AM (oHd/0)

471 California vehicles in 2035 must be EV or HYDROGEN powered. Why did they add hydrogen to the mix?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (63Dwl)

The Hindenburg line of EVs will be lit!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)

472 Oh, and as you are taking energy from the sun, and transmitting it from solar panels, to electric lines, to air conditioners...

If there is ENOUGH of that, won't it change the climate? You are literally doing nothing more than INEFFICIENTLY moving heat around.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:47 AM (oHd/0)

Put up enough solar panels, you will change the albedo of the Earth, and it will absorb more Solar heat. Solar panels don't make much (if any) use of the IR part of the solar spectrum. That energy gets wasted as heat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:51 AM (q6SnH)

473 Bet you wear pants, too.
Posted by: Miklos is not much on protocol at September 07, 2022 12:45 AM (eW8O/)

Occasional like. And tonight is not such an occasion.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 07, 2022 12:52 AM (4I/2K)

474 Nancy's Boy...
Posted by: Nightwatch

The pipes are calling
From glen to darkened glen

They call to thee
Oh bring them back

Electricity and water
For I must go
And you
Eat shit, and die

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at September 07, 2022 12:54 AM (eW8O/)

475

I've read that energy isn't even actually made any more -- it merely moves around from place to place and always downhill these days...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 12:54 AM (ZARl9)

476 Occasional like. And tonight is not such an occasion.
Posted by: Count de Monet

"Moderation in all things"

Posted by: Ancient Greek Homo Miklosious at September 07, 2022 12:55 AM (eW8O/)

477 ...And you
Eat shit, and die

Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at September 07, 2022 12:54 AM



*sniff

That's beautiful, man...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 12:55 AM (ZARl9)

478 And it takes fresh water to make the system efficient...

/looks at the Calif drought....

OOPSIE....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 12:49 AM (oHd/0)

Not to mention that electrolyzing water is a very inefficient way to make bulk hydrogen. Fine if you want super high-purity hydrogen for a chemical reagent. Shitty for fuel. Methane reforming for the win, in that case. But hydrogen is a shitty fuel, anyway. Takes a lot of energy to make it, and it is very bulky, and doesn't have much energy content by volume.

True fact: a gallon of gasoline contains more atoms of hydrogen than does a gallon of liquid hydrogen. A matter of packing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 12:56 AM (q6SnH)

479 Yeah, I kinda miss the days where warlords removed the dumb populations from the planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 12:58 AM (VwHCD)

480 >>Whole damn thing was predictable by anyone who had a basic understanding of Physics, and Math.

Whole damn thing was predictable by anyone who knows the sun doesn't shine at night. Same with wind turbines when the wind isn't blowing.

Both solar and wind require batteries to operate in a grid replacement system. Lots and lots and lots of batteries. There is no single bigger issues being confronted by fire departments around the world right now than how to deal with fires in massive lithium ion battery storage systems or even smaller household and business scale systems. They are a nightmare.

As John Wick said, consequences.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 01:00 AM (ZLI7S)

481 Speaking of dumb populations. I have arrived.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2022 01:00 AM (Jzz++)

482 That's beautiful, man...
Posted by: Zettai

It's .... a gift

Posted by: Humble Miklos at September 07, 2022 01:00 AM (eW8O/)

483 I will stop here least I go and fool it up again.

Be safe Horde and good night.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 01:01 AM (J00IM)

484 Speaking of dumb populations. I have arrived.
Posted by: Pete Bog

POPLOPPA LOOBA A POP BAM BOOM

Posted by: Little Richard Miklos-Penniman at September 07, 2022 01:02 AM (eW8O/)

485 And the bitter irony, or at least the cruel joke is that the world is awash in hydrocarbons and the technologies to clean emissions improve constantly.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2022 01:02 AM (Jzz++)

486 Be safe Horde and good night.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 01:01 AM (J00IM)

Good night!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:02 AM (q6SnH)

487 BoJo wants to splash down in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific? Dude's got a hell of a Napoleon complex.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2022 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

488 POPLOPPA LOOBA A POP BAM BOOM

Posted by: Little Richard Miklos-Penniman at September 07, 2022 01:02 AM


Like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvpeYBnwTg

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:04 AM (ZARl9)

489 True fact: a gallon of gasoline contains more atoms of hydrogen than does a gallon of liquid hydrogen. A matter of packing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I reject your facts and substitute my own.

Posted by: Jennifer Granholm, preparing various Decrees at September 07, 2022 01:04 AM (eW8O/)

490 474

I rest on my pillow now having heard those words that speaks to the summer of our discontent.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 07, 2022 01:05 AM (J00IM)

491 And the bitter irony, or at least the cruel joke is that the world is awash in hydrocarbons and the technologies to clean emissions improve constantly.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2022 01:02 AM (Jzz++)

A clean burning IC engine doesn't emit anything a human being doesn't. They emit CO2 and H20 at a high rate when being used, but none at all when idle. Humans emit CO2 and H20 even when sleeping. And methane, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:05 AM (q6SnH)

492 BoJo wants to splash down in some remote and obscure corner of the Pacific? Dude's got a hell of a Napoleon complex.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2022 01:04 AM (KAi1n)

In the secret lair of the gummy sharks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:06 AM (q6SnH)

493 And cheap energy is the key to a higher standard of living, which begets environmental consciousness and the means to address pollution and along with food security leads to lower birth rates and longer healthier lives.

That's why I prefer the dark ages.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2022 01:07 AM (Jzz++)

494 A clean burning IC engine doesn't emit anything a human being doesn't. They emit CO2 and H20 at a high rate when being used, but none at all when idle. Humans emit CO2 and H20 even when sleeping. And methane, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:05 AM (q6SnH)

I compare my mazda 6 to my '69 roadrunner. The mazda sips the fuel to where I can't believe it even runs, and has almost nonexistent exhaust smell. The roadrunner drinks it like a drunken sailor and burns the eyes out of your head when you stand behind it. Cars came a long way. There was no reason to fuck with them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

495 And run on sentences. Give me the dark ages and run on sentences.

At least til we cannot mine more consonants.

Posted by: Pete Bog at September 07, 2022 01:09 AM (Jzz++)

496

I've just eaten half of a basketball-sized watermelon...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:10 AM (ZARl9)

497 I've just eaten half of a basketball-sized watermelon...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:10 AM (ZARl9)

You would love it here. Every time I turn around Mrs b is cutting up a watermelon. I think she just likes to play with big knives.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 01:14 AM (VwHCD)

498 Like this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvpeYBnwTg
Posted by: Zettai

Finnish

I'm guessing Finnish

Posted by: Miklos, cunning Linguist at September 07, 2022 01:15 AM (eW8O/)

499 $22 an hour seems like a lot for a McDonald's worker.

But then again we pay $500,000 a year for a little faggot dwarf to give shit advice on COVID and inject motherfuckers with a worthless shot.

And we pay military contractors hundreds of billions to make weapons that we just give away to a cross-dressing dwarf in Ukraine.

So fuvk it, give the dude cleaning out the grease trap at his shithole job some cash so he doesn't have to eat Totinos Party Pizzas as his nicest meal of the week.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2022 01:16 AM (a/xq2)

500 I compare my mazda 6 to my '69 roadrunner. The mazda sips the fuel to where I can't believe it even runs, and has almost nonexistent exhaust smell. The roadrunner drinks it like a drunken sailor and burns the eyes out of your head when you stand behind it. Cars came a long way. There was no reason to fuck with them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

Those unburned hydrocarbons are a trip in their own right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:17 AM (q6SnH)

501 I think she just likes to play with big knives.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I learned it from you!

Posted by: Mrs. Berserker at September 07, 2022 01:17 AM (eW8O/)

502 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2022 01:16 AM (a/xq2)

$22 an hour... $44K a year?

That's more than MAX Social Security.

Us old Folks are getting killed by inflation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 07, 2022 01:19 AM (oHd/0)

503 So fuvk it, give the dude cleaning out the grease trap at his shithole job some cash so he doesn't have to eat Totinos Party Pizzas as his nicest meal of the week.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2022 01:16 AM (a/xq2)

Of course, for every McFlunky that gets the 22 bucks an hour, there are going to be 2 or 3 that go from 15 bucks an hour to zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:20 AM (q6SnH)

504 And run on sentences. Give me the dark ages and run on sentences.
-------
Bleeding. I want bleeding to become a medical treatment again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, who owns a fleam at September 07, 2022 01:20 AM (Go9h8)

505 Leaches.

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 01:21 AM (mBewQ)

506 Us old Folks are getting killed by inflation.
Posted by: Romeo13

We need a Designated Minority, get gummint grants, and hire each other.

Posted by: Miklosian Solutionations LLC at September 07, 2022 01:21 AM (eW8O/)

507 Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Trepanning at September 07, 2022 01:22 AM (4I/2K)

508 Well, my eyelids are drooping. Time to get horizontal for a few hours. Friend is coming over tomorrow with a Studebaker gas tank to boil out.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:22 AM (q6SnH)

509 Leaches.
Posted by: Infidel

Say it with the proper Aussie accent

Posted by: Robin Leach with Lifestyles of the Political Rich and Famous at September 07, 2022 01:23 AM (eW8O/)

510 I wonder if that county commissioner has a double jeopardy defense.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2022 01:24 AM (KAi1n)

511 >>Bleeding. I want bleeding to become a medical treatment again.

Got a sneaky suspicion it's going to be the treatment for a lot of things soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2022 01:24 AM (ZLI7S)

512 I wonder if that county commissioner has a double jeopardy defense.
Posted by: SFGoth

Is it civil or criminal? Or neither?

Due process still a Thing?

Posted by: Miklos, not an attorney in your State or Province at September 07, 2022 01:26 AM (eW8O/)

513

It certainly feels like things are going to shit...

#TwoWeeks?

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:29 AM (IV4u/)

514 Of course, for every McFlunky that gets the 22 bucks an hour, there are going to be 2 or 3 that go from 15 bucks an hour to zero.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2022 01:20 AM (q6SnH)



True.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2022 01:30 AM (bjYNh)

515

🍊

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:30 AM (IV4u/)

516 It certainly feels like things are going to shit...

#TwoWeeks?
Posted by: Zettai

One word

Canning season

Posted by: Miklos, noting that canning jars are about 40% more expensive than last year this time at September 07, 2022 01:30 AM (eW8O/)

517 $22 an hour seems like a lot for a McDonald's worker.

But then again we pay $500,000 a year for a little faggot dwarf to give shit advice on COVID and inject motherfuckers with a worthless shot.

And we pay military contractors hundreds of billions to make weapons that we just give away to a cross-dressing dwarf in Ukraine.

So fuvk it, give the dude cleaning out the grease trap at his shithole job some cash so he doesn't have to eat Totinos Party Pizzas as his nicest meal of the week.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 07, 2022 01:16 AM (a/xq2)

$22 IS a lot, because there are skilled workers out there that are lucky to crack $30 and they need to have their own tools. A McDonalds dude shows up, fucks up your order, and his biggest expense is his vape pen.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD)

518 There was no reason to fuck with them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 01:09 AM (VwHCD)

Comrade...their is this minor thing called freedom and control

Posted by: a dude in MI at September 07, 2022 01:31 AM (+I6Y/)

519

Gasoline is hovering around $4/gal in the Southern Tier now...

Yipeeeee!

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:33 AM (IV4u/)

520 Steve Bannon indited in NYC. Build the wall bullshit again.

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at September 07, 2022 01:33 AM (QaF57)

521 $22 IS a lot, because there are skilled workers out there that are lucky to crack $30 and they need to have their own tools. A McDonalds dude shows up, fucks up your order, and his biggest expense is his vape pen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

BMW in SC is offering $20-24 per hour for manufacturing or warehouse work. No experience or specific training required.

Also-and this is emphasized-NO DRUG TESTING

Posted by: Miklos notes at September 07, 2022 01:35 AM (eW8O/)

522 I feel for the Rons and Ettes in Cali, but I’m laughing at the greenies.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 06, 2022 10:56

Good Grief Charlie Brown! They want to outlaw gas combustion engines in the future and already today they have an electricity shortage?

Wait, is there something in the water out there that makes them miss the stubborn facts? stupid/or oblivious?

Posted by: Farmer at September 07, 2022 01:37 AM (55Qr6)

523 Gasoline is hovering around $4/gal in the Southern Tier now...

Yipeeeee!
Posted by: Zettai

Be cheaper if we got rid of the Yankee Commie Northern Tier.

Posted by: Miklos, Unreconstructed at September 07, 2022 01:37 AM (eW8O/)

524 OT

Not a skilled argue like our most gracious host here, t but one of the potent questions I have started asking normies is "when was the last time any leftwinger admitted they were wrong and apologized?"

COVID bullshit is recent enough to call them out.

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at September 07, 2022 01:38 AM (0SrVS)

525 Be cheaper if we got rid of the Yankee Commie Northern Tier.

Posted by: Miklos, Unreconstructed at September 07, 2022 01:37 AM



FUN FACT

South of Newyorkistan's Southern Tier is the Northern Tier of Pennsylvakia...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 01:40 AM (zE5vb)

526 Re electricity shortages they literally believe they will just "build" the infrastructure before that time comes. Extremely History and reality challenged is a mandatory requirement for left-wingers who aren't comfortable knowingly lying.

Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at September 07, 2022 01:41 AM (0SrVS)

527 South of Newyorkistan's Southern Tier is the Northern Tier of Pennsylvakia...
Posted by: Zettai

I will authorize a South Carolina Permanent Residence Visa for Skip.

Posted by: Miklos, unfooled by them parasite immigrants at September 07, 2022 01:45 AM (eW8O/)

528 It's a comfy 69 degrees by my open window. Still in the 70's this time last night. Not enjoyable.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2022 01:47 AM (KAi1n)

529 Miklos, unfooled by them parasite immigrants

*Unless they play Polkas, which many of them Pennslovakians can*

Posted by: Miklos, in which case Very Welcome at September 07, 2022 01:47 AM (eW8O/)

530 The rolling blackouts will roll right past the affluent neighborhoods, right?
Posted by: davidt

Palo Alto is Stanford. There's a lot of $ there. Hitting East Palo Alto would be inequitable.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 07, 2022 01:51 AM (KAi1n)

531 I am proud to be:

LBQTRYHFVXVBJMKOIGHHBGHFDDDSESSEWESSSDXXXCV

Any Questions ??????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 07, 2022 01:52 AM (X++p7)

532 Palo Alto is Stanford. There's a lot of $ there. Hitting East Palo Alto would be inequitable.
Posted by: SFGoth

Like Venezuela, where the rich people have generators, and the poor people, after a while, steal those generators.

Posted by: Miklos, was same in Iraq at September 07, 2022 01:53 AM (eW8O/)

533 California needs more Hamsters and Hamster wheels to keep the power on.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 07, 2022 01:53 AM (X++p7)

534 LBQTRYHFVXVBJMKOIGHHBGHFDDDSESSEWESSSDXXXCV

Any Questions ??????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

No

Yer havin' a ball

Posted by: IBM Selectric at September 07, 2022 01:54 AM (eW8O/)

535 534 LBQTRYHFVXVBJMKOIGHHBGHFDDDSESSEWESSSDXXXCV

Any Questions ??????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall

No
Yer havin' a ball


YOU RACIST H8TER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at September 07, 2022 01:55 AM (X++p7)

536 Miklos. Remember.

Tejano music is just German Polka being played on stolen instruments.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2022 01:56 AM (tkOps)

537 Tejano music is just German Polka being played on stolen instruments.


Jim

Caution amigo

There's a bunch of Czech in that

Posted by: Miklos was drunk in Prague that one time at September 07, 2022 01:58 AM (eW8O/)

538 Today I am here to tell you that I am asking Congress to pass my "Hamster Wheel" Green Energy Program for the sum of $250 Billion.

This will reduce our reliance on OPEC and Dirty Filthy Oil and also boost the Hamster Powered Auto industry...

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 07, 2022 01:58 AM (X++p7)

539 ..There's a bunch of Czech in that

Posted by: Miklos was drunk in Prague that one time at September 07, 2022 01:58 AM (eW8O/)


Huge problem in Texas in the 1980s. All those stores and restaurants with "no checks accepted" signs.

Damn near Civil War.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 07, 2022 02:00 AM (tkOps)

540 This will reduce our reliance on OPEC and Dirty Filthy Oil and also boost the Hamster Powered Auto industry...
Posted by: Joe Biden

I note the "Royal White House Lippizan Gerbil" provision

Posted by: Miklos with green eyeshades at September 07, 2022 02:01 AM (eW8O/)

541 Damn near Civil War.


Jim

No, became cross-cultural.

Hey bro/ese-czech dis out!

Posted by: Multi-Miklos-Cultural at September 07, 2022 02:02 AM (eW8O/)

542

The IBM Selectric is the finest implement of writing ever devised...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 02:02 AM (ImfPS)

543 My new 2020 Corvette is 230,000 Hamster Power. It can blow any gasoline powered car off the road!!!@

Posted by: Buster Hymand at September 07, 2022 02:05 AM (kxugj)

544 The IBM Selectric is the finest implement of writing ever devised...
Posted by: Zettai

Now you tell me

Posted by: The Creator of the Bush Teax Air National Guard Document at September 07, 2022 02:06 AM (eW8O/)

545 The Force is not with this thread.

It's like a lame-ass Star Wars prequel.

Posted by: Miklos in best James Earl Jones voice at September 07, 2022 02:15 AM (eW8O/)

546 And Hilly's snatch is as cold as the ice sheet in Greenland.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 06, 2022 11:24 PM (LOVUx)


Wait, I'm getting warmer . . . .

Posted by: Greenland Ice Sheet at September 07, 2022 02:17 AM (ldL4g)

547

Lame-ass Lord of the Ring prequel...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 02:23 AM (+BHcE)

548

Oh, Leslie... You saucy minx, you...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 02:32 AM (zXOtA)

549 Leslie Brown

Fake

I only paid her 18,376 Ukrainian Hryvna.

Which is 9,910.47 Mexican New Pesos

She lies.

But is an Actual Girl though, kinda relieved about that

Posted by: Miklos is penny wise and pound foolish at September 07, 2022 02:40 AM (eW8O/)

550

This thread wouldn't move if you ran 5,000 volts through it...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 02:44 AM (zXOtA)

551 This thread wouldn't move if you ran 5,000 volts through it...
Posted by: Zettai

ooo Sexy

Posted by: Pete Butt-electro-Plugg at September 07, 2022 02:45 AM (eW8O/)

552 "minx" is a term that should be used more often

Just not for software.

Posted by: Miklos is about start the sweeping and mopping at September 07, 2022 02:47 AM (eW8O/)

553 Leslie is one of those unisex names. Probably a tranny. BEWARE THE FEMALE PENIS.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2022 02:48 AM (KFhLj)

554 I usually go out to the garage to smoke since I don't smoke in the house. I get bored and watch you tube vids on my phone. Been watching a lot of dog rescue vids. Unreal the cruelty that people do to dogs. I'm starting to think we are a doomed species and nothing will save us.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 02:48 AM (VwHCD)

555 This red solo cup anybody's?

Got ice in it and lipstick on it.

Posted by: Beloved Uncle Miklos, 101 year old custodian at September 07, 2022 02:49 AM (eW8O/)

556 Leslie is one of those unisex names. Probably a tranny. BEWARE THE FEMALE PENIS.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Daddy used to take me fishing (as he called it) and I learned that the best boat has only one little man in it.

Posted by: Miklos from a Faulkner novel at September 07, 2022 02:52 AM (eW8O/)

557 Oh, darlin, that's mine. Will you refill it for me? I will put something sexy on.

Posted by: Granny at September 07, 2022 02:53 AM (mBewQ)

558 Oh, darlin, that's mine. Will you refill it for me? I will put something sexy on.
Posted by: Granny

DEYS DEBBILS UP IN HERE

*Feets don't fail me now*

Posted by: Frightened and beloved "Uncle" Miklos, hair turning whiter at September 07, 2022 02:57 AM (eW8O/)

559 I will put something sexy on.

Posted by: Granny at September 07, 2022 02:53 AM (mBewQ)


Something from the Hillary Collection available on line through the WaPo Amazon.

Posted by: RickZ at September 07, 2022 02:58 AM (ldL4g)

560

I've just learnt a new term: "spoonie"...


https://www.commonsense.news/p/hurts-so-good

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:01 AM (ImfPS)

561 I've just learnt a new term: "spoonie"...



I get more persuasive txt spam

Posted by: Rick Astley at September 07, 2022 03:03 AM (eW8O/)

562 551 This thread wouldn't move if you ran 5,000 volts through it...
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 02:44 AM (zXOtA)

Analyze why that might be?

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:04 AM (0ixKl)

563

When I post a link (to usually uplifting, wholesome, family-friendly content) I like to put a lot of space around it for those technophiles amongst us fat-fingering mobiles and tablets...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:05 AM (ZARl9)

564 This thread wouldn't move if you ran 5,000 volts through it...
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 02:44 AM (zXOtA)

Analyze why that might be?

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:04 AM (0ixKl)

Because we run on internal combustion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 07, 2022 03:05 AM (VwHCD)

565 Can you say long term psycho? I knew you could.

Who the real world was good for you. Gardening anyone?

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:07 AM (mBewQ)

566 Who knew

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:08 AM (mBewQ)

567 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2022 03:08 AM (sAmhv)

568 I've just learnt a new term: "spoonie"...



Spoon River, wider than a mile...

Posted by: And they say I'm crazy (all I wanted was a Pepsi) at September 07, 2022 03:09 AM (eW8O/)

569 Who knew
Posted by: Infidel

I did

And so did you

Fess up

Posted by: AThe Most Honest of the House of Miklos at September 07, 2022 03:11 AM (eW8O/)

570 Mornin Puddlegum. I went a little crazy for a bit. How are you?

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:12 AM (mBewQ)

571 "inarguably?" I don't that word means what he/she thinks it means.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:12 AM (C1rbv)

572 I confess.

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:13 AM (mBewQ)

573 "inarguably?" I don't that word means what he/she thinks it means.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Yes it does

Posted by: Miklos Cleese at September 07, 2022 03:13 AM (eW8O/)

574 I'm ok. Tired but I'm always tired.

You are less crazy at the moment, then?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2022 03:13 AM (sAmhv)

575 I confess.
Posted by: Infidel

Most excellent

https://tinyurl.com/w6cjsewu

Posted by: Miklos liked the Ska style better at September 07, 2022 03:16 AM (eW8O/)

576 I predict that California will be like Cuba: lots of old cars kept in running condition.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:18 AM (C1rbv)

577 You are less crazy at the moment, then?
Posted by: Puddleglum

Yes. Down off the ledge. Been a weird week and it's only early Wed.

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:20 AM (mBewQ)

578 I predict that California will be like Cuba: lots of old cars kept in running condition.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:18 AM



...In garages gathering dust because they can't be registered, insured, fuelled, nor legally driven on public roads!

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:22 AM (ZARl9)

579 Yes. Down off the ledge. Been a weird week and it's only early Wed.
Posted by: Infidel

Sit over here.

Posted by: Miklos has yuge ledge, classy, that much I can tell you at September 07, 2022 03:22 AM (eW8O/)

580 I'm not in Cali. ROAD TRIP!

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:23 AM (mBewQ)

581 578: Good

I pray things calm down for you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 07, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)

582 ...In garages gathering dust because they can't be registered, insured, fuelled, nor legally driven on public roads!
Posted by: Zettai

I used to buy old classic Cadillacs and sell them to rich Germans.

Oh wait

Posted by: Miklos sees Germany is going from bleifrei to Benzinfrei at September 07, 2022 03:25 AM (eW8O/)

583 579 I predict that California will be like Cuba: lots of old cars kept in running condition.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:18 AM

...In garages gathering dust because they can't be registered, insured, fuelled, nor legally driven on public roads!
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:22 AM (ZARl9)

And the car owners will be in jail because door-to-door government drones nabbed them for harboring illicit materials.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:25 AM (0ixKl)

584

This winter, the krauts may be going "heissfrei"...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:26 AM (ZARl9)

585 *sits*

*pushes miklos over edge*

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:27 AM (mBewQ)

586 And the car owners will be in jail because door-to-door government drones nabbed them for harboring illicit materials.
Posted by: m

Not in Barstow or Bakersfield I bet

Posted by: Mikloswith Buck and dee-Wight on the Streets of Bakersfield at September 07, 2022 03:27 AM (eW8O/)

587 Thank you Puddlegum. I needed that. I have been praying too.

Posted by: Infidel at September 07, 2022 03:28 AM (mBewQ)

588 *sits*

*pushes miklos over edge*
Posted by: Infidel

"makes perfect dive into yuge, luxurious pool*

*the chicks love that every time*

Posted by: Sustainable Miklos at September 07, 2022 03:29 AM (eW8O/)

589

Cars and internet will be for Party Members only in the future...

Also, homes on private land...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:31 AM (yYy/+)

590 The Article said that new cars must not be gasoline-powered. Old cars will remain popular.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:33 AM (C1rbv)

591 “Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.”

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:33 AM (0ixKl)

592 Also, homes on private land...
Posted by: Zettai

"private"????

Posted by: Property Tax at September 07, 2022 03:33 AM (eW8O/)

593 The article said two weeks to flatten the curve.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:34 AM (0ixKl)

594 “Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.”

The very definition of Fascism.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:35 AM (C1rbv)

595 The article said two weeks to flatten the curve.
Posted by: m

About trannies, rite?

Posted by: Miklos Guesses at September 07, 2022 03:35 AM (eW8O/)

596 btw, does Chicago still have that statue of Mussolini?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 07, 2022 03:36 AM (C1rbv)

597 "private"????

Posted by: Property Tax at September 07, 2022 03:33 AM



Property tax will be replaced by extortionary rent on one's krushchyovka...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:36 AM (yYy/+)

598 Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:37 AM (0ixKl)

599 600!

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:37 AM (0ixKl)

600 “Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State.”

The very definition of Fascism.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Eh, somma credit, capisce?

Posted by: Benito Mussolini at September 07, 2022 03:37 AM (eW8O/)

601 Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the
Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:37 AM (0ixKl)

600 600!
Posted by: m

I love it when a plan doesn't come together, but results in decent poetry.

Posted by: Lord Cardigan at September 07, 2022 03:39 AM (eW8O/)

602
Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:36 AM (yYy/+)

A hash to treasure.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:39 AM (0ixKl)

603 Up a bit premature

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 03:39 AM (k8B25)

604

I am...

YYY/+!

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:41 AM (yYy/+)

605 Nice girls won't let you krush their chyovka until second date.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 07, 2022 03:41 AM (KFhLj)

606 Up a bit premature
Posted by: Skip

Take your baby back to bed.

Posted by: Preternatural Miklos at September 07, 2022 03:41 AM (eW8O/)

607 Very poetic

It was like 670 troopers

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 03:41 AM (k8B25)

608 YYY/+!
Posted by: Zettai

NO BLOOD FROM YOU

Not even gonna bother with the AIDS test

Posted by: International Society of the Rd Cross and Crescsent, but mainly Crescent at September 07, 2022 03:43 AM (eW8O/)

609

Spacious brezhnevki are for cadre only!

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:45 AM (yYy/+)

610 t-shirt on a guy at a Trump rally

nonBIDENary

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:45 AM (0ixKl)

611 https://tinyurl.com/mrxc4ejv
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 03:45 AM (k8B25)

612 It was like 670 troopers
Posted by: Skip

I bet Skip has an extremely accurate set of model soldiers, horses, cannon, etc.

Posted by: Miklos does not have the patience or the skill at September 07, 2022 03:46 AM (eW8O/)

613 Benito or Biden?

Too much of what’s happening in our country today is not normal. [Members of the Other Party] represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our Republic.

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:48 AM (0ixKl)

614 Spacious brezhnevki are for cadre only!
Posted by: Zettai

Is that the same as the pre-fab "Kruschcovski" or in Hungary "Panel lakas"?

Posted by: Miklos lived in one at September 07, 2022 03:48 AM (eW8O/)

615 612 https://tinyurl.com/mrxc4ejv
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 03:45 AM (k8B25)

Thanks, Skip!

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:49 AM (0ixKl)

616 "They do not believe in the rule of law. They do not recognize the will of the people."

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:50 AM (0ixKl)

617 Is that the same as the pre-fab "Kruschcovski" or in Hungary "Panel lakas"?

Posted by: Miklos lived in one at September 07, 2022 03:48 AM



Igen! Various generations of Soviet-era apartment blocks...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:51 AM (VPHQp)

618 an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our Republic.
Posted by: m

Democracy is a threat to Our Precious Democracy™

Posted by: Miklos has shift change in 9 minutes at September 07, 2022 03:51 AM (eW8O/)

619 Not surprised the Leftists tried getting that New Mexico official tossed out, but the narrative worked is surprising.

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 03:53 AM (k8B25)

620 from the bad blue tweets:

A court has ordered the Biden Administration to produce records from key COVID players like Dr. Fauci, Jen Psaki and Karinne Jean-Pierre in the case against them for colluding with social media companies to censor free speech.

Get your popcorn ready.

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) September 6, 2022

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:54 AM (0ixKl)

621

Pixy should be along presently to plop one in our punchbowl...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:57 AM (VPHQp)

622 ...Get your popcorn ready.

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) September 6, 2022

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:54 AM



I popped the last of my corn two weeks ago...

Posted by: Zettai at September 07, 2022 03:58 AM (VPHQp)

623
I popped the last of my corn two weeks ago...
Posted by: Zettai

https://cromers.com/

I'll arrange

They ship

Posted by: Miklos has completed another flawless shift change at September 07, 2022 04:01 AM (eW8O/)

624 The video about urban violence that's posted on the bad blue tweets is really disturbing and really worth seeing.

612 https://tinyurl.com/mrxc4ejv
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 03:45 AM (k8B25)

Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 04:07 AM (0ixKl)

625 Pixy should be along presently to plop one in our punchbowl...
Posted by: Zettai

*drops a Blue Ty-dee-Bowl into thread tank*

Posted by: Miklos who is reasonably Hygienic at September 07, 2022 04:11 AM (eW8O/)

626

911

"Please state the nature of your Emergency"

They's dead Ma'am

The whole thread, they just dead

Posted by: Miklos is inconsolable and innocent at September 07, 2022 04:17 AM (eW8O/)

627 That commercial about violence is very good

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 04:19 AM (k8B25)

628 shirt on a guy at a Trump rally

nonBIDENary
Posted by: m at September 07, 2022 03:45 AM (0ixKl)

That's funny. It's good to have some early morning humor here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 04:34 AM (La8i2)

629 What did Durrell Nash do before he went into teaching-deal drugs?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2022 04:41 AM (La8i2)

630 PIXY NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2022 04:45 AM (k8B25)

631 I had bacon-topped meatloaf for dinner, so I was doing my bit to boost global umami.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 06, 2022 10:10

My dear Eris, I had bacon-topped meatloaf sandwich today. Only thing better than the original is a meatloaf sammy. W/ cheese and ketchup of course.

I even asked J to put in chunks of cheese in the meatloaf. 7 yo sharp cheddar from WI, to die for goodness.

Posted by: Farmer at September 07, 2022 07:09 AM (55Qr6)

632 Hey there just wanted to give you a quick heads up
and let you know a few of the images aren't loading properly.
I'm not sure why but I think its a linking issue. I've tried
it in two different browsers and both show the same outcome.

Posted by: Vivid Lean Keto at September 19, 2022 04:21 PM (ouO0q)

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