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CBD:
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
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Rocamadour, Dordogne, FranceCalgon, take me away! The white squirrel. Swan Lake, with necking swans. Sick stunts and feats of strength and skill. Including one elephant-assisted power-dunk. Six whales gather around a boat to say "Hi." Personally, I think the whales are all males and they've mistaken the boat for a svelte female and are all like "What's your sign? Aquarius? No shit me too!" Anteater goes into Beast Mode. Another tough-guy. Reason for vehicle insurance claim: Elephant thought my ride was gay-ass. Cute dog story. They adopted an unwanted runt-of-the-litter because they wanted their other dog to have a friend. Other than that, there's no drama. It's just video of cute dogs hanging out and being sweet. He's a naughty dog, but how can you be mad at that punim? Wallygator, the emotional support alligator. The little alligator who's helping a man with depression is in the running to be named America's Favorite Pet.
WallyGator, a 7-year-old reptile, who hails from the City of York and reportedly "loves to give hugs," is currently in the lead in a new pet popularity contest -- America's Favorite Pet Animal Kingdom -- which includes animals of all shapes, sizes and species. It’s currently unknown how many votes WallyGator has, but the animal has a dedicated TikTok following of more than 68,100 people. WallyGator's TikTok bio says he's a "licensed emotional support animal" and his owners reportedly operate a reptile rescue.
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— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) August 28, 2022
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 07:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 07:22 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at September 02, 2022 07:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:24 PM (v0R5T)
Are you sure he'll be able to navigate the forests of Endor to find you? Federal LE seems to only be able to run political punishment ops and our military is getting a little soft.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Northernlurker, surgite at September 02, 2022 07:25 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 07:22 PM (1moVZ)
.........
Yes. Thanks. And I just got a raise so I hit the tip jar.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2022 07:28 PM (B3oWe)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 07:29 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 02, 2022 07:29 PM (cct0t)
..
The biggest MoMe on earf.
Posted by: I Mean at September 02, 2022 07:31 PM (WBIfG)
..
The biggest MoMe on earf.
Posted by: I Mean
**
Top bunk!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 07:32 PM (gbzeC)
It improves my attitude!
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Oh good, I'd have a hell of a time getting up there.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:34 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2022 07:34 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/
1565354143866241031
See second tweet too.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (v4L7Y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)
Peter Venkman: How do you interact with it?
Ray: Well, we sing to it, talk to it, and say supportive, nurturing things to it.
Peter Venkman: You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?
[Ray doesn't answer, but stares intently at Egon]
Peter Venkman: [noticing Egon, teasingly] You hound.
Winston: It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2022 07:36 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 07:36 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 02, 2022 07:36 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: joey biden at September 02, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0)
And he's a swinging alligator in the swamp.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 07:37 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Do they provide good arch support?
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2022 07:37 PM (P1f+c)
Umm... no. The only alligator I want hugging me is one that has already been turned into a belt.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 02, 2022 07:38 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:38 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 07:38 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2022 07:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2022 07:39 PM (B3oWe)
https://twitter.com/theworldofdog/status/
1565429890987474944
Second tweet cute video too.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 02, 2022 07:39 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at September 02, 2022 07:39 PM (z9V4B)
Like democrats only worth a bit more for their hide and tail meat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 02, 2022 07:39 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)
When worn as shoes they can be
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (ynpvh)
Would it then be fair to say that as far as you're concerned it's, "See ya later Wally Gator."?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko Solutions at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (28h9V)
I'll need to put this on my bucket list
"Rocamadour is an important pilgrimage destination, and has been for 1000 years. Built on the site of a shrine to a Madonna, the shrine became famous for its healing powers, and soon became a stop on the pilgrimage path to Santiago de Campostela"
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 07:38 PM (k8B25)
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What if I showed you the actual cash?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (NpAcC)
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Sorry, but Madonna is a freak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:41 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 07:42 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (VrHs8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (9WSy4)
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You're welcome.
Posted by: joey biden at September 02, 2022 07:37 PM (yikp0)
.........
Fuck you very much.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 07:42 PM (9WSy4)
I'm sure that'd be fixed lickety-split if a judge had a broken leg...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Here, all I've got is this KitKat bar.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Fortunately, it was a hearing, and not a seeing.
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: I Mean
**
Top bunk!!!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 07:32 PM (gbzeC)
Hot racking only.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (yHsuS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"
Emotional support Komodo Dragons are right out.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)
********
Not a fan of alligators, but Wally was featured on F&F and for an alligator he actually has a cute face.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
Fortunately, it was a hearing, and not a seeing.
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (P1f+c)
Or a sniffing is Joey was there.
Or a feeling if Billy Bob Clinton was there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2022 07:34 PM (P1f+c)
I don't know, but I think we should call animal control. And someone for the gator too.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (3xvea)
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (ISz6t)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (SuvOL)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM (dNqv+)
********
Not a fan of alligators, but Wally was featured on F&F and for an alligator he actually has a cute face.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (NpAcC)
Anybody need a support Cobra?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (ynpvh)
Then man invented the SUV and it froze over. I learned that in the NYT.
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (VrHs8)
I tell you this stuff so you can appreciate your much better day.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:46 PM (ynpvh)
I think they were fake.
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2022 07:46 PM (VrHs8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:41 PM (r7HxN)
How dare you.
Posted by: Jesus Christ at September 02, 2022 07:46 PM (3xvea)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"
Emotional support Komodo Dragons are right out.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (sn5EN)
.......
Support Burmese Pythons can be very cuddly.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (VrHs8)
Posted by: Emotional Support swarm of murder hornets at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (P1f+c)
Almost 10 years after an alligator ripped most of a Florida wildlife park director’s right arm off, the reptile expert completely lost his left hand after enduring another alligator attack earlier this month.
Greg Graziani, wildlife director of Florida Gator Gardens in Venus, Florida, was “seriously injured during a routine interaction” with a large alligator on August 17, according to a Facebook post from the facility.
The wildlife director told CNN that the attack happened during a routine training session when a leaf from the surrounding trees fell and came in between himself and the reptile. The unexpected movement caused the alligator to snap, lunge forward, and chomp down on his hand, which he had already placed underneath the alligator’s jaw to give it a command.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (VrHs
Are emotional support piranhas an option?
Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2022 07:48 PM (3xvea)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:43 PM (ftFVW)
——————
*Searches pockets*
I have a half a pack of Certs and this piece of string.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 07:48 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Captain Hook at September 02, 2022 07:48 PM (4I/2K)
Have a great weekend.
Posted by: Sassy at September 02, 2022 07:48 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (sn5EN)
.......
Support Burmese Pythons can be very cuddly.
Posted by: wth
Emotional support tarantulas travel light and are so fluffy!
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:48 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (cct0t)
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Don't taunt me.
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (sn5EN)
something, something, Michelle Fields.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes"
Emotional support Komodo Dragons are right out.
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:44 PM (sn5EN)
.......
Support Burmese Pythons can be very cuddly.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
There hugs are...tremendous.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (ynpvh)
Almost 10 years after an alligator ripped most of a Florida wildlife park director’s right arm off, the reptile expert completely lost his left hand after enduring another alligator attack earlier this month.
Greg Graziani, wildlife director of Florida Gator Gardens in Venus, Florida, was “seriously injured during a routine interaction” with a large alligator on August 17, according to a Facebook post from the facility.
The wildlife director told CNN that the attack happened during a routine training session when a leaf from the surrounding trees fell and came in between himself and the reptile. The unexpected movement caused the alligator to snap, lunge forward, and chomp down on his hand, which he had already placed underneath the alligator’s jaw to give it a command.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (xPl2J)
"reptile expert"
What is it that you'd say you do here?
Posted by: The Two Bobs at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 07:50 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (sn5EN)
........
dismembered
*what I learned at AoS today*
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)
"reptile expert"
What is it that you'd say you do here?
Posted by: The Two Bobs at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (4I/2K)
Hey, most shop teachers were missing fingers when I was going to school...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Just the gator's punchline at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 07:47 PM (sn5EN)
........
dismembered
*what I learned at AoS today*
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)
John Bobbit had his member removed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (ynpvh)
*snicker*
Posted by: 12 year old, Aetius451AD at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 07:52 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I think that's required so they can show you what happens if you screw around too much.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:52 PM (ftFVW)
That sounds dirty.
Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)
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The daily dental check is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:52 PM (r7HxN)
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Eyegore at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (r7HxN)
That sounds dirty.
Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at September 02, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)
.......
and chafing.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: That NLurker guy
Where'd you get one of those? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Guy with emotional support ear mites at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (3xvea)
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: Eyegore at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (r7HxN)
They're there in their lair.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:55 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ira at September 02, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K)
That sounds dirty.
Posted by: Guy who thinks everything sounds dirty
.......
and chafing.
Posted by: wth
Their hide has a surprising amount of slip right out of the water.
Posted by: Gator Lover at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO
Probably what they do in Iceland: drink, alot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (ynpvh)
I enjoy the daily Daddario, and if she has a sister, that sister works at the place where I get beauty bark for my yard. Holy Moly!!!
Eyes so blue you can get lost and damn can she make a front loader dance!
Nobody tell Mrs D.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (eGTCV)
I even like the smell of gold.
Posted by: William Devane at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)
You want one with the hot flashes, eh?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (eGTCV)
I even like the smell of gold.
Posted by: William Devane at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (v0R5T)
Just don't eat the silver; you'll look like a greyish smurf.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 02, 2022 07:57 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Eyegore at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (r7HxN)
There castle.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (1moVZ)
Here no castle.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:57 PM (ynpvh)
How do you know it was going to work? Might have just gotten off shift and heading home.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 07:58 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)
With ping pong ball shooter skills?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 07:58 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 07:58 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (eGTCV)
Nerdy IT coworker has a "girlfriend" that lives in the Philippines. I don't know if she's hot though.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 07:59 PM (1moVZ)
**
I can't hardly wait to see how this happy ending turns out.
You know how you watch that border collie playing with the the kids and notice it starts to herd them even though it's never seen a sheep in real life or been anywhere near a farm, much less received any type of training?
Yay alligators!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 07:59 PM (sIl7T)
A " training session"?
What do they "train" a gator to do?
Apparently "not bite your arm off" was not on the syllabus.
Posted by: Toad-O at September 02, 2022 07:59 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (eGTCV)
I like this guy.
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at September 02, 2022 07:59 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 07:53 PM (eGTCV)
I thought you had a trench full of chickens.
Posted by: William Devane at September 02, 2022 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ira at September 02, 2022 07:55 PM (4I/2K)
Excellent Romancing the Stone reference!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 08:00 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 08:00 PM (k8B25)
**
We've got a den nearby and will catch the cubs out playing every once in a while. Their tails are bushy like afros. It's hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:00 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 08:00 PM (sn5EN)
**
We've got a den nearby and will catch the cubs out playing every once in a while. Their tails are bushy like afros. It's hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:00 PM (sIl7T)
I hear foxes have a much...stronger...smell than dogs do.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 08:01 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 02, 2022 08:02 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO
........
Snuggle nekkid under a polar bear rug eating baby seal sushi in front of a tire fire?
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 08:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 02, 2022 08:04 PM (OLC/y)
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (geLO
........
Snuggle nekkid under a polar bear rug eating baby seal sushi in front of a tire fire?
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 08:03 PM (v0R5T)
And what do the ladies do?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: fd at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at September 02, 2022 08:04 PM (OLC/y)
I always thought of myself as more of an Icosahedron...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (ynpvh)
*
Ii've heard that as well but haven't had them mess with our stuff. Our dogs probably keep them at a distance.
One of my favorite things is that they make sounds like they're sneezing. So if you think you heard someone sneeze in the woods near your house, it's probably just a fox.
Well, it was. After last night who knows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Jordan61
She's not in Canada, so totes real.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (eGTCV)
Avagoodweekend folks.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 02, 2022 08:06 PM (g1EEm)
Posted by: wth
Also nekkid? Cause that seems kind of cruel.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 08:06 PM (ftFVW)
Avagoodweekend folks.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 02, 2022 08:06 PM (g1EEm)
You too, QM. Don't be in too many places at once.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:07 PM (ynpvh)
I apologize.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2022 08:07 PM (U1eOr)
Having trouble squaring that one, too.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 08:05 PM (Bd6X
Someone is working an angle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 08:07 PM (anj39)
Posted by: wth
Also nekkid? Cause that seems kind of cruel.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 08:06 PM (ftFVW)
So the wimmins are in the igloo making sammiches, while the men snuggle naked under polar bear skins? I don't think I want to go to Greenland.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:08 PM (ynpvh)
I apologize.
Posted by: That NLurker guy"
Accepted.
Posted by: Guy with a comfort bat at September 02, 2022 08:08 PM (sn5EN)
I apologize.
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 08:07 PM (eGTCV)
Fried chicken is my comfort
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:08 PM (ynpvh)
Avagoodweekend folks.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at September 02, 2022 08:06 PM (g1EEm)
Ace is gonna be flush with Valu-rite this weekend!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:10 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:08 PM (ynpvh)
........
It's a very progressive place.
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 08:10 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe so but someone with a comfort alligator is setting my I'm Crazy meter off.
Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2022 08:11 PM (v4L7Y)
Maybe so but someone with a comfort alligator is setting my I'm Crazy meter off.
Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2022 08:11 PM (v4L7Y)
Okay. 1 alligator or 20 cats?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anteater at September 02, 2022 08:12 PM (DOvc/)
I apologize.
Posted by: That NLurker guy"
Accepted.
Posted by: Guy with a comfort bat
Wood or aluminum ?
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2022 08:13 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2022 08:13 PM (v4L7Y)
Crazy.
Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2022 08:13 PM (v4L7Y)
Yes. But which is crazier? Does it have to do with the size of the aligator?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (ynpvh)
Maybe I should go watch some tornado videos, to relax. https://youtu.be/MFT3i23lN0A
Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: Nanook at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (sn5EN)
I apologize.
**
I have not problem with comfort animals. We've got a couple here. I don't mind when people take them out to hike on trails or to ride in their cars, either.
I don't want them in restaurants or grocery stores or anywhere food is stored or served, and I dislike them cheapening *real* service animals that literally help people survive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (1moVZ)
Just the fact that you are here...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jordan61
*
This sounds like something a MAGA terrorist would say.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:15 PM (sIl7T)
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Wendy's new sandwich: the blubbernator.
Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2022 08:16 PM (U1eOr)
Posted by: Nanook
Yes, stick to the Eskimo Pies, they're delicious.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 08:17 PM (ftFVW)
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Wendy's new sandwich: the blubbernator.
Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2022 08:16 PM (U1eOr)
There's always the Ren and Stimpy "Meat on Meat Sandwich"...with a meat shake.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 08:18 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Nanook
Yes, stick to the Eskimo Pies, they're delicious.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 08:17 PM (ftFVW)
https://is.gd/3Trj1z
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2022 08:19 PM (saFHu)
Posted by: Guy with a comfort bat at September 02, 2022 08:19 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 02, 2022 08:19 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Nanook at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (sn5EN)
Yellow snow makes a good condiment.
Have a great weekend you MAGA extremists and don't destroy democracy while I'm gone!
Posted by: zombie Zappa at September 02, 2022 08:20 PM (v0R5T)
Maybe I should go watch some tornado videos, to relax. https://youtu.be/MFT3i23lN0A
Posted by: Flyover at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (Rbu5d)
What a soothing, calming hobby. Om
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:20 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:21 PM (ISz6t)
and only use one hand.
That's all he got left 'cause the alligator bit it!
Posted by: Jerry Reed at September 02, 2022 08:23 PM (mw3mG)
I apologize.
Posted by: That NLurker guy"
Accepted.
Posted by: Guy with a comfort bat
Bats need hats like Jobu needs smoke and rum.
Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at September 02, 2022 08:23 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:24 PM (BRHaw)
I killed him and cooked him.
Posted by: Anteater at September 02, 2022 08:24 PM (DOvc/)
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:21 PM (ISz6t)
20lbs, wow!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:24 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:12 PM (ynpvh)
1 gator could eat 20 cat not vice versa!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:24 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Jerry Reed at September 02, 2022 08:23 PM (mw3mG)
About 20 miles southeast of Tibbedeaux
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:26 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:12 PM (ynpvh)
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1 alligator and 20 cats
Wait, 19 cats. No, 18 cats. Wally!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 08:26 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Sounds like you were tested pretty hard today.
So, you're going to stay for a trial?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:26 PM (RKPlw)
Shelving?
Hobbit clothes fitting?
Tamale festival?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:24 PM (BRHaw)
Pon Farr
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:27 PM (4I/2K)
Marine has now decided that instead of buying a motorcycle, he's buying a 2006 Corvette. One owner, 68k miles, RED. T-top. Manual
Transmission.
Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers, He's 21 and indestructible.
I need a drink. NOW
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:27 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: That NLurker guy at September 02, 2022 08:27 PM (eGTCV)
In comparison, 21 percent of trawling gear waste and 15 percent of fixed fishing gear waste drifted into the deep, and more than 85 percent of those particles never encountered land in simulations. Of all 232 plastic objects analyzed by researchers clues about their origins, roughly two-thirds were made in either Japan or China.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:28 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: rhennigantx
For the longest time I thought he said "Tippy toe"
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2022 08:28 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 08:29 PM (u73oe)
Shelving?
Hobbit clothes fitting?
Tamale festival?
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Check downstream, he's been burning it today.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:29 PM (RKPlw)
Kind of bored tonight, so I was surfing around and stumbled on the Timcast from the night Cheney lost.
They had a guy on, kind of an old crusty Republican, roots way back into the GOP establishment. Worked with Bush and Cheney back in the day. Turns out he was working in the DNI office and was one of the few in the White House actually working for Trump.
One of Tim's regulars was challenging him when he was saying that the FBI was trying to find the paper copies of the original Russiagate papers. Saying things like, "well how do you know?"
Guy looks at him and says, "Because it was my project. I've read the source documents."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:29 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Guy with a comfort Vette at September 02, 2022 08:29 PM (sn5EN)
Posted by: Javems at September 02, 2022 08:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM (1moVZ)/i]
It was nice knowing you...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Nanook
Yes, stick to the Eskimo Pies, they're delicious.
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 08:17 PM (ftFVW)
I don't know but I've been told ...
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: rhennigantx
**
Ha. Yeah, no sh*t. I don't remember the exact details, but there was some research a few years ago that determined that 95% or something of all of the plastic trash in the oceans came from a few rivers in China.
But we're going to ban straws here in the U.S.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:31 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:31 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:31 PM (BRHaw)
I killed him and cooked him.
Posted by: Anteater
From the Wayback Machine:
Also an episode of The Rifleman. Lucas wakes up and during the night a rattler crept into his bedroll.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 08:31 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (geLO8)
But we're going to ban straws here in the U.S.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
600 miles inland from the nearest ocean.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (HspZ0)
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:24 PM (1moVZ)
Yeah he's a big boy. Not a fat cat but could lose 1 or 2 lbs to be optimal.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (ISz6t)
These are the people convinced they'd come out on top in a civil war.
Posted by: Azathoth at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (wb1YC)
Transmission.
**
Oooh, the 2006 was a good year. And the manual transmission is to be commended.
See if it's a Z06. I'm betting it's a Z06.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:32 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: nurse ratched
dear nurse, take comfort, he chose a manual transmission, your training and influence is still in place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:33 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DB
Philly blubber sammiches are good. So are blubber Gyros 🥙.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 02, 2022 08:33 PM (HspZ0)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 02, 2022 08:33 PM (amDRa)
Posted by: Guy with a comfort Vette at September 02, 2022 08:29 PM (sn5EN)
That's what I told my son when he bought his red Charger. He better make sure he drives like an old lady.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: Anteater at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (DOvc/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 07:35 PM
I'm sure they're popular amongst a significant proportion of your clientele!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 07:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
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They are crocks now.
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^10 at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (qfLjt)
When flu hits next month LOCKDOWNS.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (anj39)
Wait, 19 cats. No, 18 cats. Wally!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 08:26 PM (u73oe)
I think ace has posted the vid of the alligator hunter cat. He had about nine dozen lives.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:35 PM (ISz6t)
be glad he opted for 4 wheels rather than 2
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 08:35 PM (geLO8)
AVENGE ME!!!!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 02, 2022 08:35 PM (amDRa)
He's selling both his ford ranger and his integra
The vette is a base model. But it's in pristine shape.
Killmenow
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:36 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:36 PM (5p7BC)
Look at it as him making a good financial decision to get modern performance without spending the money on a new car.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:36 PM (sIl7T)
Marine has now decided that instead of buying a motorcycle, he's buying a 2006 Corvette. One owner, 68k miles, RED. T-top. Manual
Transmission.
Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers, He's 21 and indestructible.
I need a drink. NOW
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:27 PM (U2p+3)
George Jones has just the song for him -
https://youtu.be/DQEsr4ufySM
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:36 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:37 PM (U2p+3)
He requested 10 fake ballots.
Got 10 and hes the bad guy!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:37 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:14 PM
Are you kidding???? The Bacon Wench is most definitely a MoMe A-Lister.
My word as a Duncunthrax.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2022 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)
When flu hits next month LOCKDOWNS.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (BRHaw)
But they will be diverse, intersectional, and equitable lockdowns so you have nothing to worry about!
Oh wait...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:37 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (ISz6t)
Posted by: Jordan61
Son In Law bought a blue mustang just before they got married. It was a screamer. Thankfully, there is a drag strip a few miles from their place. Saturday nights were fun.
Kept him from doing it in the road.
Posted by: Infidel at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (mBewQ)
You drive down the freeway in 6th gear and the engine is idling along nice a smooth at slightly under 2000 RPM. Keep in mind red line is 6500 RPM or higher.
You are doing 100 MPH.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (us2H3)
Would it then be fair to say that as far as you're concerned it's, "See ya later Wally Gator."?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 07:40 PM (Bd6X
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Would it then be fair to say that there is a plethora of alligators in the swamp? (3 Amigos ref.)
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^12 at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2022 08:37 PM
Well, that was an unfortunate misspelling.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)
https://youtu.be/DQEsr4ufySM
**
DON'T LET HER HEAR TWO DOLLAR PISTOL!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:40 PM (ISz6t)
I like George but I lean a tad more outlaw.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:40 PM (sIl7T)
*high fives Chris Dodd*
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy, astride the barbed cock of satan at September 02, 2022 08:41 PM (amDRa)
Posted by: Guy with a comfort Vette at September 02, 2022 08:29 PM (sn5EN)
That's what I told my son when he bought his red Charger. He better make sure he drives like an old lady.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (1moVZ)
Jan and Dean reply: https://youtu.be/vtH4TMGv49A
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:41 PM (4I/2K)
When flu hits next month LOCKDOWNS.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 02, 2022 08:34 PM (BRHaw)
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And the next wave of migrants head for Florida and other parts red.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:41 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
>I've never been in any hurry to get somewhere that fast, especially when a deer or moose can jump out and ruin your day.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 02, 2022 08:42 PM (DOvc/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Best part is that spellcheck didn't catch that...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at September 02, 2022 08:42 PM (yikp0)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:42 PM (RKPlw)
And no, I'm not staying for a trial. They can do a deposition or a Zoom meeting like they tried to set up. I'm out of here Monday if I can finish packing and get the trailer loaded.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 08:43 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jordan61
If he drives like my MIL, he'll never get over 40mph. He will get lots of people honking and waving at him though.
Posted by: Guy with a comfort Vette at September 02, 2022 08:44 PM (sn5EN)
*
Those cars are great because they handle like crazy and you can drive them through sweepers with your foot to the floor and not have to worry about breaking 100.*
Drive a fast car slow etc. etc.
* Except for the 2000s Mazdaspeed. That little sleeper had performance like a mid-80s Mustang GT. Neat little car.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:44 PM (sIl7T)
How many speeding tickets does yours have so far?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)
*clinks back*
None that I know of, but I'm sure he would tell husband and not me!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:44 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet
PT!!
PT!!
GOOD FOR YOU!!
GOOD FOR ME!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 08:44 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:45 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 02, 2022 08:45 PM (R8uWY)
Nst, hope all goes well and you are off to the new digs by early morning Monday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:45 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (W2XmH)
Anybody need a support Cobra?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (ynpvh)
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Does it need spittoons?
Posted by: Ciampino - FREE SPONGE ^11 at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (qfLjt)
You drive down the freeway in 6th gear and the engine is idling along nice a smooth at slightly under 2000 RPM. Keep in mind red line is 6500 RPM or higher.
You are doing 100 MPH.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
*
Yep, and even worse in trucks and SUV because of the higher seating positions. I don't remember the exact science of it but I remember reading an article about it years ago on how the higher seats throw your speed perception off really badly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (sIl7T)
- all the girls
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 02, 2022 08:33 PM (amDRa)
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Is Biden one of those 'Les Boys' that Dire Straits sang about?
Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (U1eOr)
How many speeding tickets does yours have so far?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:39 PM (U2p+3)
Oh, and he's flying planes now. So I have more stuff to worry about.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Oh Dude, I don't know quite what to say about that.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (LsEU/)
She was sinking like a rock. I had to reach down to save her.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (C1rbv)
There's a Utube of a Charger out running the cops and a helicopter from the Galleria, Houston (that's the other side of Houston) to Beaumont (think Louisiana) about 90 miles in traffic.
He could drive.
They caught him when he ran out of gas.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (RKPlw)
Steve Railsback is a barely animatronic plank of wood, Barbara Hershey is much prettier than I remember her, and Peter O'Toole is a fantastic actor with just about the best voice in cinema history.
I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed this movie last time I saw it, in the theater in 1980. Good stuff.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (W2XmH)
Yep, but now it is a Liberal/Socialist/Democrat/Communist holiday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (W2XmH)
Yep, but now it is a Liberal/Socialist/Democrat/Communist holiday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
___
Sorta fitting that the hubby has to work this weekend, then.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:48 PM (W2XmH)
That is overpriced.
Yeah, thought so, I can get a 2008 Cayman S for $30K.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:48 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:48 PM (U2p+3)
Labor Day is indeed a vote buying holiday, not as commie as May Day but still commie.
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 08:48 PM (0OP+5)
Better had skip this one, Jordan61.
https://youtu.be/yrCuMPeSu9s
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Eromero
___
Thought so.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (W2XmH)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (C1rbv)
----------------------
ABC used to have trash sports on summer Sunday's.
Linemen would compete with tennis players swimming laps. They looked a lot like that dog.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (RKPlw)
**
Those are the ones where you can check the oil and that's all that is user accessible, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (LsEU/)
*snort*
That's okay Duncanthrax, I appreciate the sentiment.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (W2XmH)
Yep, but now it is a Liberal/Socialist/Democrat/Communist holiday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:47 PM (hOUT3)
You'd think with a name like that, EVERYBODY should be working Monday...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:49 PM (ynpvh)
https://youtu.be/m0ga-BD3Zlo
"Eat me! You're messing with the natural order!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2022 08:50 PM (NUs9w)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:50 PM (W2XmH)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:46 PM (W2XmH)
Yep, but now it is a Liberal/Socialist/Democrat/Communist holiday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
>You forgot the unions. But that may be obvious.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 02, 2022 08:51 PM (DOvc/)
Posted by: Jordan61
Jeepers. Ok. You win.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 08:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
___
As it stands, white-collar types gets off, while the blue-collar stiffs work.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:51 PM (W2XmH)
Posted by: Eromero
Commie goes all the way to the bone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:53 PM (hOUT3)
Another great night here, hope it is where you are.
Goodnight horde
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 08:53 PM (k8B25)
You drive down the freeway in 6th gear and the engine is idling along nice a smooth at slightly under 2000 RPM. Keep in mind red line is 6500 RPM or higher.
You are doing 100 MPH.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Yep, and even worse in trucks and SUV because of the higher seating positions. I don't remember the exact science of it but I remember reading an article about it years ago on how the higher seats throw your speed perception off really badly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Lincoln Town Car in the early 80's. At night. Country highway. Thought I was doing 80.
120.
Posted by: rickb223 Cruel ace is the best ace at September 02, 2022 08:53 PM (HspZ0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2022 08:53 PM (saFHu)
Wasn't Phase 4 this low budget 1970s movie in which this ant mound brainwashed the scientists who were studying it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2022 08:53 PM (NUs9w)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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As it stands, white-collar types gets off, while the blue-collar stiffs work.
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:51 PM (W2XmH)
I mentioned in last night's ONT, that they had a commercial for a local furniture place called Jerome's. The owner, a guy says, he's going to do something exciting for Labor day and I turn to my wife and say, "What, have a baby?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 02, 2022 08:54 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Pennsylvania Dad, Defiant! at September 02, 2022 08:54 PM (R8uWY)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 02, 2022 08:54 PM (BJKQV)
yeah, but Cartoon Network would do this vignettes with an updated theme. That was one of them.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 08:55 PM (ynpvh)
What a mistake, value of that car doubled.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:55 PM (5p7BC)
dismembered
*what I learned at AoS today*
Posted by: wth at September 02, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T)
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dismembered ....
Is that when you get expelled from the golf club?
Posted by: Ciampino -- FREE SPONGE ^11 at September 02, 2022 08:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH - Free Sponge! at September 02, 2022 08:51 PM (W2XmH)
You might view that as an indication of who really contributes to the smooth functioning of what civilization we have left!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 08:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2022 08:53 PM (saFHu)
I really need to go get my glasses. I thought that said drummer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 02, 2022 08:56 PM (1moVZ)
Posted by: DB at September 02, 2022 08:56 PM (geLO8)
Had no idea at all I was going that fast.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:57 PM (5p7BC)
Nice Greenland landing. Yawn.
Wish I had a vid of landing near mountaintop in ‘Stan with flares on wrong side of the runway. Much more exciting. Additional lighting provided by Taliban Tracers.
Posted by: epador at September 02, 2022 08:57 PM (h8s0C)
You have to be dense not to see that Unions were embraced by communists to subvert capitalism. How many unions existed in the USSR and China?
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:58 PM (ISz6t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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OK, Happy trails.
Keep us posted.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 08:58 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Toni at September 02, 2022 08:58 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: JT at September 02, 2022 08:59 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 08:59 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:00 PM (5p7BC)
>>I really need to go get my glasses. I thought that said drummer.
Well, depending on how much you've tipped back, it very well could.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 02, 2022 09:01 PM (saFHu)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:00 PM (5p7BC)
Color blind. Or maybe just blind.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:01 PM (ynpvh)
What a mistake, value of that car doubled.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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I had fallen in love with a Boxster from that time. 2006? Maybe '08? Gorgeous car, and I was without a convertible and couldn't stand it (it's a sickness that anyone who has had one will understand), and I was smitten. Found a good deal and was ready buy and learned that there were essentially no user-servicable components and the owner couldn't access the engine. If you needed work you were going to pay someone. That was off-putting for me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:02 PM (sIl7T)
I know you're trying to be helpful. And it is helpful. I did my fair share of reckless stuff when I was young.
One competition we had in Houston, our coach said that whoever won could drive his Ferrari part way back to Dallas.
I hit 124. I was 14. It was awesome.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 02, 2022 09:02 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2022 09:02 PM (NUs9w)
He says, "Oh, I didn't see you"
well, buddy, that's because YOU WEREN'T F'N LOOKING!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 09:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 09:03 PM (4I/2K)
When you remember the memes incorrectly?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 09:05 PM (4I/2K)
Dems then: "We should give an extra day off for the Sons of Toil."
Dems now: "I don't care if it's 5 a.m. on Sunday, bring me my Amazon now, peon!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:05 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)
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What sort of work does a fox perform on the side of the road? This is not a redhead with freckles and lingerie is it?
Posted by: Ciampino -- FREE SPONGE ^13 at September 02, 2022 09:05 PM (qfLjt)
I know! It's not like it was a tiny car, either. Her husband came by and just shook his head & wrote a check. Said he wasn't fixing her car, she could live with the damage. That was a few years ago, and her car still isn't fixed.
Posted by: Toni at September 02, 2022 09:05 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: Sharkman at September 02, 2022 09:05 PM (Gda1b)
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2022 08:58 PM (ISz6t)
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To their great credit, the union leaders of old were ferocious anti-communists.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:06 PM (llXky)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:06 PM (ynpvh)
orange and white , it was a real beauty
and the ladies like it
had a front bench seat and was a manual
which made the moves easier
Posted by: REDACTED at September 02, 2022 09:07 PM (us2H3)
Like talking about ChemJeff's steak cooking abilities
Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)
Now, it's about trans rights and abortion.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:08 PM (llXky)
He says, "Oh, I didn't see you"
well, buddy, that's because YOU WEREN'T F'N LOOKING!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:03 PM (ynpvh)
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Kinda surprised it wasn't a con.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 02, 2022 09:08 PM (RFKzk)
I have a habit of heading down rabbit holes at times. At work there was an announcement about some girl who had just been hired to work at the site in Thule.
I said to myself, "Thule, where the hell is that, and why do we have an office there?"
Turns out it is in Greenland and by the time I was done I had learned how they construct buildings (they have to be on stilts) and the flight schedules (there is one flight a week from Baltimore, otherwise you have to fly in from Denmark).
Another time I went down the Ascension Island rabbit hole, which lead to St. Helena and finally to the most remote human settlement on the planet, Tristan da Cunha.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:08 PM (5p7BC)
What is it that you'd say you do here?
Posted by: The Two Bobs at September 02, 2022 07:49 PM (4I/2K)
Not sure I'd take lessons from a piano teacher that had lost one arm and half the other to some pianos.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2022 09:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:04 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah. That works.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022 09:09 PM (4I/2K)
I was sitting in an unmarked vehicle and a teenage bor almost backed a beemer with a paper tag almost backed into me. His daddy was in the passenger seat. I asked 'y'all learnin' to drive?'
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 09:09 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:09 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:10 PM (sIl7T)
I have a habit of heading down rabbit holes at times. At work there was an announcement about some girl who had just been hired to work at the site in Thule.
I said to myself, "Thule, where the hell is that, and why do we have an office there?"
Turns out it is in Greenland and by the time I was done I had learned how they construct buildings (they have to be on stilts) and the flight schedules (there is one flight a week from Baltimore, otherwise you have to fly in from Denmark).
Another time I went down the Ascension Island rabbit hole, which lead to St. Helena and finally to the most remote human settlement on the planet, Tristan da Cunha.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:08 PM (5p7BC)
Just avoid Snake Island...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 02, 2022 09:12 PM (9WSy4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:08 PM (5p7BC)
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My grandfather was a navigator for Liberator transports out of Ascension Island. He said they'd back 'em up to the cliff, rev all the engines at full throttle with the aircrew standing on the brakes. On signal, brakes released, chocks away and the thing would race down the runway and off the cliff.
The guts to do that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:13 PM (llXky)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:09 PM (llXky)
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They were, then they discovered rent.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 09:14 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:10 PM (ynpvh)
Snecks!!!???
There are snecks???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (anj39)
Now, it's about trans rights and abortion.
*
This sounds like something a terrorist would say.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (5p7BC)
He says, "Oh, I didn't see you"
well, buddy, that's because YOU WEREN'T F'N LOOKING!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:03 PM (ynpvh)
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I got you one better. Driving through the neighborhood, I round a corner and this guy is backing out of his driveway. I stop and wait and guy keeps going back and then hits me. Broad daylight.
He gets out and I just stare at him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 02, 2022 09:16 PM (llXky)
Had no idea at all I was going that fast.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 08:57 PM (5p7BC)
License, registration, and insurance, please.
Son, son, son *shakes head*
Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
https://youtu.be/7GOscHRPC-k
Posted by: I'm The Highway Patrol at September 02, 2022 09:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 09:18 PM (anj39)
Used to be a NASA ground station there. Probably some other secret shit they don't want people snooping around too much.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 09:18 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (5p7BC)
There go my vacation plans.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at September 02, 2022 09:19 PM (CCf67)
My grandfather was a navigator for Liberator transports out of Ascension Island. He said they'd back 'em up to the cliff, rev all the engines at full throttle with the aircrew standing on the brakes. On signal, brakes released, chocks away and the thing would race down the runway and off the cliff.
The guts to do that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd a
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That's a fact.
My FIL flew in Korea. They took a T-something, took all the armor etc, stripped it then filled it with electronics.
It had to fly off the side of a mountain to get airborne.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 09:21 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:21 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (5p7BC)
Much like the vast properties of Diogenes. Although we tend to ignore orders from the UK and the US govies.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 09:23 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (5p7BC)
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And once you're there you can be voted off the island by a simple majority vote.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 09:24 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Devil's Island at September 02, 2022 09:25 PM (Qzn2/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Rikers Island, Alcatraz, Ascenion Islands….
Hmmm
Posted by: Merrick Garland, searching for American Gulag at September 02, 2022 09:26 PM (DvTYk)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 09:26 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 02, 2022 09:26 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Still there. It is part of the Eastern Range, which is the name for all the tracking installations used to launch from Kennedy and Canaveral AFS.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:27 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:10 PM (ynpvh)
Snecks!!!???
There are snecks???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 09:15 PM (anj39)
Tons of venomous...SUPPORT SNAKES! Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:29 PM (ynpvh)
Didn't know it was still there. Thought they closed it after TDRSS went live. Learn something every day.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at September 02, 2022 09:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 09:31 PM (0OP+5)
[Ray doesn't answer, but stares intently at Egon]
Peter Venkman: [noticing Egon, teasingly] You hound.
Winston: It's always the quiet ones.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 02, 2022
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Brilliant! It sounds just like them!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 02, 2022 09:31 PM (c6xtn)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 02, 2022 09:32 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2022 09:29 PM (ynpvh)
The snakes with the little jackets are completely safe support animals!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 09:32 PM (hOUT3)
Strangely enough, I sort of thought that about Melbourne when I visited a friend there in the early 90s. It was like it had gotten sort of left behind. I'm sure it's not that way any longer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:33 PM (sIl7T)
I like the old Florida, which you can still enjoy. Went through Okeechobee last weekend, driving past the sugarcane farms. And you can still have a great time at the fish camps (Florida equivalent of a roadhouse bar, but with airboats).
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:34 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
It's a really great place to live.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:36 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 02, 2022 09:37 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 09:34 PM (0OP+5)
SO Texas is less formal, I should have known!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at September 02, 2022 09:38 PM (hOUT3)
Driving to St. George Island through southern Alabama, Marianna FL and the pine forests...we loved it.
Posted by: clutch at September 02, 2022 09:38 PM (9UmRs)
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Holy cow! Don't get big-headed, but it's one of my favorite places I've ever been.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:39 PM (sIl7T)
"Emotional support animal" my ass.
I'm guessing you can't house train a gator, so there's gator shit all over the house.
Posted by: a.moron at September 02, 2022 09:39 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:42 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Eromero at September 02, 2022 09:42 PM (0OP+5)
An emotional support moose once bit my sister.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2022 09:42 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:43 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 02, 2022 09:43 PM (IdC/E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 09:44 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:45 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: a.moron at
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and reptile diseases
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 09:45 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
it's a night. happy weekend, Ace, may all your vodkas be, you know... vodka.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 02, 2022 09:45 PM (Ynyl9)
Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2022 09:46 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 09:46 PM (u73oe)
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I've got family over near the Flo-Bama and it's a lot of fun to go visit, but it's hectic as can be. I do enjoy the surf fishing, though. And the gulf sand in that area is unique which is always neat to show the kids.
If I were a wealthy man I'd take six months to fly them around the world to see different types of sand in person and why they exist.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:47 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 02, 2022 09:49 PM (Xrfse)
We have a lot of land, no cramping yet.
My county has a section in the southwest corner that has no roads and no buildings. If you look at it using Google Maps is a giant blank space.
As long as you go someplace other than Palm Beach County, there is plenty of room to spread out.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:49 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 02, 2022 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 09:50 PM (RKPlw)
I see those alligator jaws up next to the guy's face, I think of the teeth, and I inwardly scream, Are You Insane?
Then I think, we've got a hyperfriendly 1yo Belgian Malinois, snout full of teeth, so, not all that different.
:O
Posted by: mindful webworker, good doggy good doggy OW not so good doggy at September 02, 2022 09:50 PM (3HevC)
Other than that...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 09:44 PM (u73oe)
Im good, right?
I'm driving the bus with the Hooters girls.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 09:50 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 02, 2022 09:50 PM (peWy1)
Late to the thread - where are we go___?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 09:51 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 09:52 PM (Tlfom)
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Couldn't happen. The gator doesn't know where I keep the clamps.
Posted by: Mr. Wally Gator at September 02, 2022 09:52 PM (Qzn2/)
:O
Posted by: mindful webworker,
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That dog's brain is a lot bigger than a pecan.
And lobes that are designed to think about other things than EAT.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at September 02, 2022 09:54 PM (RKPlw)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:54 PM (5p7BC)
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You know, I don't think I've ever seen this but I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. I'm honestly surprised it's never happened to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 09:54 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 02, 2022 09:56 PM (gbzeC)
Any wonder why extra terrestrials don't make contact but just buzz us? We are the galactic equivalent of the people on Cops who decide they want their 15 minutes of fame and sign a release so they can see themselves on TV.
Posted by: Bete at September 02, 2022 09:57 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:57 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at September 02, 2022 09:58 PM (Izl1a)
Posted by: Miklos thinks October would be fine also at September 02, 2022 09:58 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 09:58 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: North Sentinel Island Homies at September 02, 2022 09:59 PM (pPsbV)
Lots of really great places to visit and live here, and you don't have to deal with Palm Beach or Disney.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 02, 2022 09:59 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: North Sentinel Island Homies at September 02, 2022 09:59 PM (pPsbV)
ATTEMPT NO LANDING HERE
Posted by: Europa at September 02, 2022 10:00 PM (Tlfom)
Posted by: Zettai at September 02, 2022 10:00 PM (Q+Bir)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 10:00 PM (sIl7T)
Lots of really great places to visit and live here, and you don't have to deal with Palm Beach or Disney.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
St. Aug/Anastasia Island
Posted by: Miklos thinks at September 02, 2022 10:01 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - China is making you buy EVs, read to bottom at September 02, 2022 10:01 PM (sIl7T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 02, 2022 09:58 PM (u73oe)
Woohoo!
Promotion!!!
Hey! Do I get a dental plan now?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 02, 2022 10:01 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 10:01 PM (zMuHy)
Posted by: Soul Brother Miklos at September 02, 2022 10:02 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 02, 2022 07:45 PM (r7HxN)
But they keep littering the place up with discarded stomachs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2022 10:07 PM (zMuHy)
I think they were fake.
Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2022 07:46 PM (VrHs
How do we know Brandon was in Philly and not on a Hollywood set? AF1 could have carried the veep on a mini-vacation.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2022 10:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 02, 2022 07:54 PM (ftFVW)
They are in the same aisle as the free emotional support strippers.
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)