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When Animals Sort of Attack But Not Really Cafe

HarajukuTokyosecilbresizedcopy.jpg
Harajuku, Tokyo
by secilb


Animals want hugs. Some of these are large and dangerous animals, so you should oblige them.

Okay but why?

Your turn now, boo.

Two videos: A dreaming kitten, and a cat woken up by a real-life dream.

The flamingo dance.

Mercury is so dense an iron anvil floats on it and it's kind of weirding me out.

Woman shop-owner knocks out a rowdy, violent customer, must to his surprise.

So what did I miss when I was gone?

Cats giving absolute zero effs:


1. This street is too steep.

2. Who picked that color for taxis?

Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM




Comments

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1 The Great Task sounds much better in the original Chinese.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:34 PM (dscaa)

2 I am the yeeto bandito

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 07:34 PM (fg15Q)

3 here's the thing

Posted by: DB at August 17, 2022 07:35 PM (geLO8)

4 Did the Front page of the blog disappear for a few minutes?

Posted by: rd at August 17, 2022 07:35 PM (Z32m1)

5 Summoned the others.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 07:35 PM (Ao8WA)

6 whew. That was a close one.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 17, 2022 07:36 PM (nfrXX)

7 Where's the picture of the polar bear with its eyes shut in the middle of a huge snowstorm that was on the homepage just now??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:36 PM (yikp0)

8 Holy crap I didn't know what I was looking at with the "no one at school will believe him" video clip and I thought it was a guy on the right dressed up as a demon as I scrolled down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 17, 2022 07:36 PM (R92o9)

9 rd, yes it did. I put a hex on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:37 PM (geRMl)

10 Breaking news

Harriet Hageman arrested for bagging RINO

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2022 07:37 PM (us2H3)

11 Did the Front page of the blog disappear for a few minutes?
Posted by: rd

Yes. Thought we steppin' in to the Twilight Zone....

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 07:38 PM (tQL7r)

12 Women shop owner clocks the dude, kicks him in the nuts, stares him down, and knocks him on his ass
I'm in love.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2022 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

13 That cat video is being played in reverse and they are both just stealing the can back and forth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:38 PM (mZ3xv)

14 >>>I put a hex on it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Alrighty, then!

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 07:39 PM (tQL7r)

15 Re: bad luck corner

I'm going to suggest that the road surface plays a major role there. Downhill *and* half or so of the normal surface area for your tires' contact patches? Yeah, have fun putting on the brakes and turning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 17, 2022 07:39 PM (R92o9)

16 I've said this before but I really dig the photos of places I've never been. I regret not having travelled more. Thanks, ace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 07:39 PM (Xrfse)

17 Chuy occasionally fat fingers the blog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:39 PM (mZ3xv)

18
The music in that vid is hilarious!

It's "Shitty Flute" music, and there's an entire youtube channel for Shitty Flute songs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 07:39 PM (aGUIs)

19 Flamingo dance is fire, bruh.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2022 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

20 That's a Shetland ram going after that bicycle.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 07:40 PM (5HBd1)

21 Women shop owner clocks the dude, kicks him in the nuts, stares him down, and knocks him on his ass
I'm in love.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Indeed. She's a woman after my own heart. The stare down was the best

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 07:40 PM (tQL7r)

22 So I got to see a dococut off a 50 cent piece or so size of skin off my hand on Monday in order to remove a precancerous mole.

That was a weird experience.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2022 07:40 PM (FHFTy)

23 Good evening, horde.

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2022 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

24 LOL.

I linked a bunch of those at Insty's knockoff ONT last night too.

Did you see them at @bustylesbians too, Ace?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:41 PM (yikp0)

25 rd, yes it did. I put a hex on it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Note to self: bring more rosaries in Oct.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 07:42 PM (Ao8WA)

26 Bete, would you be willing to email at my address in the left side bar?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:42 PM (geRMl)

27
Re: the giraffe

What a stupid kid.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 07:42 PM (aGUIs)

28 Seems like a lot of those cat challenges could have gone the other way. Brave, but maybe not so smart.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 07:42 PM (ppBhU)

29 Chocolate giraffe is really cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 07:42 PM (NpAcC)

30 The Lincoln Project on Liz Cheney's primary loss:

"Tonight, the nation marks the end of the (ESTABLISHMENT)Republican Party GRIFT. What remains shares the name and branding of the traditional GOP, but is in fact an authoritarian nationalist cult dedicated only to Donald Trump."

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1
/status/1559733094894260229

Posted by: rd at August 17, 2022 07:43 PM (Z32m1)

31 I don't care how thought the lady shop keeper is, I'm not trying the sushi.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 07:43 PM (anj39)

32 I put a hex on it.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:37 PM (geRMl)

I may have some specialized requests.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:44 PM (dscaa)

33 the guy on the tightrope between balloons has a safety line

what a gyp

Posted by: DB at August 17, 2022 07:44 PM (geLO8)

34 Yeah blogee no loadee for awhile

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty of BAD TRUMPY MANS! at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (3wo44)

35 ..., anything for you, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (geRMl)

36 "Seems like a lot of those cat challenges could have gone the other way. Brave, but maybe not so smart."

The cat and the cobra had me more than a little worried.

Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (gLRfa)

37
Robert Costa
@costareports
·
21h
Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.

That's former NR's Robert Costa, by the way.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (9miN6)

38 I'm going to suggest that the road surface plays a major role there. Downhill *and* half or so of the normal surface area for your tires' contact patches? Yeah, have fun putting on the brakes and turning.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 17, 2022 07:39 PM (R92o9)

do it easy in my plow truck

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (us2H3)

39 Cats are asshoe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (mZ3xv)

40 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.

What a joke this bint is.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

41
what a gyp
Posted by: DB

You trying to get another post by Ace?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 07:46 PM (Ao8WA)

42 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.

That's former NR's Robert Costa, by the way.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (9miN6)


Ok, Karen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:46 PM (mZ3xv)

43 Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:45 PM (geRMl)

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:47 PM (dscaa)

44 Not my usual taste but like the colors in the painting

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2022 07:48 PM (k8B25)

45 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 07:46 PM (Xrfse)

If it involves her personally winning an election, then I've got some news for the sad bint.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:48 PM (dscaa)

46 >>>I can summon a nood just by commenting


hold my beer

Posted by: DB at August 17, 2022 07:32 PM

nood

>>Posted by: Ace at 07:32 PM


ah? Eh? Yeah. THAT Happened.

Posted by: DB at August 17, 2022 07:49 PM (geLO8)

47 26 Ben Had. Done. The email add has a toy from a few yrs back experiencing a day.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2022 07:49 PM (FHFTy)

48 Sounds like Liz has a secret crush on Jeb!.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2022 07:49 PM (v0R5T)

49 Cat video is awesome

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (k8B25)

50 Whoa!!!

Breaking911 @Breaking911 · 13m
WATCH: Florida Man Pulls Out Grenade at Bar Before Being Tackled By Good Samaritan

Link in sock; 1:58 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (yikp0)

51 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.


From a political hitch to a psychotic bitch in one day.
TDS is real.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (anj39)

52 48 Sounds like Liz has a secret crush on Jeb!.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2022 07:49 PM (v0R5T

She's got a crush on the Pillsbury Dough Boy too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (mZ3xv)

53 >>>No one at school will believe him

Nice shot at the end.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (hVqGz)

54 "Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again."

IOW, a demonrat to the core.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (+eXoW)

55 I don't think I'd be filming my cat swatting an alligator or cobra. I know they have 9 lives and all... but still.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (NpAcC)

56 Thus endeth the Bush/Cheney era.

Insert gif of Denathor going off the cliff in flames

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (5rMwN)

57 Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (sn5EN)

58 Liz, let me know when you get to that whole life, fortune and sacred honor part, OK

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (geRMl)

59 Is everybody ready for the news that John Bolton is an FBI source for the affidavit? If not then get ready.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (szFaQ)

60 Ben Had

🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good evening! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 07:52 PM (u82oZ)

61 Cheney's threat of keeping Trump out would hold more weight (like she does) had she not gotten pasted last night.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2022 07:52 PM (FHFTy)

62 59 Is everybody ready for the news that John Bolton is an FBI source for the affidavit? If not then get ready.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (szFaQ

Seriously?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:52 PM (mZ3xv)

63 "How old are you?"

"I'm seven."

"Do you like to touch your naughty bits?"

"My dad says I shouldn't talk about that."

"It's okay. I'm a teacher."


This is America. Is it the greatest country in earth?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2022 07:52 PM (FkXak)

64 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.



==


Well, it's working for her so far, or she would say "Bring it !"

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 07:52 PM (V13WU)

65 Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.

I hope she doesn't think she can establish a 501(c)3 organization. She should be taxed...

Posted by: Iris at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (foa6+)

66 I"d really like to know where that last clip was filmed. Based on the cherry blossoms and bamboo, I'm guessing either Japan or So. China. Either way, it was just gorgeous.

The new graphics engine, Unreal Engine 5, can actually make scenery that is effectively indistinguishable.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (/NCI4)

67 The elderly man punched in the head by the Wendy's employee a couple of weeks ago has died.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)

68 Is everybody ready for the news that John Bolton is an FBI source for the affidavit? If not then get ready.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (szFaQ

Seriously?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:52 PM (mZ3xv)



WUT ?

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (V13WU)

69 There's an "Oh Shit Corner" on the North Slope Haul Road, with a sign and everything.

Down an often-icy mountain side with a hard 90 degree turn at the bottom.

Not a fun thing if you're driving a semi fully loaded with drill pipe or something similar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (bW8dp)

70 Remember when we were all hectored that we had to "come together" - and support liberal Republicans nationally - for the "good of the Party"?

I know this is gonna sound off the wall but I'm starting to think they were bullshitting us.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (dscaa)

71 I'd like to have some of that rain in ETEX.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (0OP+5)

72 59 We should have known when he chose the codename Deep Walrus.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (FHFTy)

73 Evening.

The mom in the giraffe video sure has a nice beehind.

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (0BAIp)

74 How legit was that 2020 vote, Brian?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (dscaa)

75 I'm amazed that Jane Goodall never had her face eaten off.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (AmoqO)

76 >>>1. This street is too steep.

>Ya think?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (WHt4f)

77 Thus endeth the Bush/Cheney era.

Insert gif of Denathor going off the cliff in flames
Posted by: Duke Lowell

If you can get those 2 going over in flames on video you'll be a millionaire!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (Ao8WA)

78 >>>Walking on the Highest Highline in the World

A real man wouldn't wear a safety harness.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (hVqGz)

79 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.



May I suggest jumping into a live volcano?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (/NCI4)

80 BREAKING: Abortions in North Carolina are no longer legal after 20 weeks of pregnancy, a federal judge rules - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (yikp0)

81 Wanted to see the Mercury video so had to go to incognito
Melting lead anything in it floats to the top

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2022 07:56 PM (k8B25)

82 75 I'm amazed that Jane Goodall never had her face eaten off.
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (AmoqO


Sheer dumb liberal luck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:56 PM (mZ3xv)

83 Cross NC off any Socialism State's traveling

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2022 07:57 PM (k8B25)

84 The mom in the giraffe video sure has a nice beehind.

That's quite a self-wedgie she's sporting.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:57 PM (/NCI4)

85 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.



May I suggest jumping into a live volcano?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (/NCI4)


With your dad, for some extra oomph!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 07:57 PM (guGkK)

86 May I suggest jumping into a live volcano?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (/NCI4


Plugging a volcano is a dumb idea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 07:57 PM (mZ3xv)

87 Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.

So...if anything happens to him, we hang her as a co-conspirator. I'm fine with that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 07:57 PM (RkC6l)

88 Definitely enjoyed the view. Thanks ace!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (8llgm)

89 Ready for your flamingo dancing, gentlemen?

Posted by: Lola at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (NIYa7)

90 What kind of dumb kid doesn't know to let go of the damn branch?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (guGkK)

91 The highline video is insane. That can't be real.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (NpAcC)

92 The elderly man punched in the head by the Wendy's employee a couple of weeks ago has died.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)
........

Shoulda never asked for extra ketchup.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

93 53 >>>No one at school will believe him

Nice shot at the end.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (hVqGz)
I wondered how long that would take.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (0OP+5)

94 That was pretty much the Garden of Eden. Didn't know it was in Japan.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 07:59 PM (RH1Zb)

95 BREAKING: Abortions in North Carolina are no longer legal after 20 weeks of pregnancy, a federal judge rules - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (yikp0)


With the COVID vaccine still legal, this is largely irrelevant.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2022 07:59 PM (FkXak)

96 Yes, Liz Cheney is clearly calling for violence against the ex-President. I assume that the FBI will be right on this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 07:59 PM (guGkK)

97 83 They disappoint me. Look at how fast I made the Confederate flag disappear to appease the left my voters. That was leadership that should be in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Nikki Haley 24 at August 17, 2022 08:00 PM (FHFTy)

98 What kind of dumb kid doesn't know to let go of the damn branch?

Ever see the videos of someone driving a motorcycle, snowmobile, or ATV for the first time? When things start moving, their first instinct is to grab the accelerator tighter, which is exactly the wrong thing to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 08:00 PM (/NCI4)

99 Archimedes that could work, hope she tries it

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2022 08:00 PM (k8B25)

100 Liz Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes".

Two choices:

1) Lose weight.

2) Seppuku. Even if you are without honour, it is "whatever it takes".

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

101 Wanted to see the Mercury video so had to go to incognito
Melting lead anything in it floats to the top
Posted by: Skip

Tin has a lower melting point than glass. They float liquid glass on tin and when it cools there are no imperfections... perfectly level glass sheets.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:00 PM (Ao8WA)

102 The steep hill video...okay, the music made my laugh hard. Oh my lawd, that was freakin' horrible.

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (0BAIp)

103 >Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again.


WT everlovin F did Trump DO to this woman that she's so fucking nuts over him?

Posted by: DB at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (geLO8)

104 How legit was that 2020 vote, Brian?

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 07:54 PM (dscaa)

Did you ever find that secret CIA server in Italy that caused the shootout with the Green Berets or whatever?

Does it make you feel better to insinuate lies about me?

Anyway you all enjoy your evening.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (szFaQ)

105 Cicero, you owe me a roll of paper towels with that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (geRMl)

106 May I suggest jumping into a live volcano?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:55 PM (/NCI4

Luau!

Posted by: Fuckin' Haoles at August 17, 2022 08:02 PM (v0R5T)

107 Mom rescues son from Giraffe. Has quite toned thighs.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

108
Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.
Posted by: fd

I might be wrong, but I think the initial Bullshit excuse her publicist and Fake News made for her was she was trying to adjust the air conditioner in the car and got distracted.

Completely made up. Just like how they fabricated how Bob Saget "slipped in the shower" and then "thought nothing of it" and went to bed. How would anyone know that??

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:02 PM (aGUIs)

109 2) Seppuku. Even if you are without honour, it is "whatever it takes".
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:00 PM

I dunno...I'd thank her for her service and still vote Trump. Win, win.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 08:02 PM (RkC6l)

110 Cicero, you owe me a roll of paper towels with that one.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (geRMl)

I demand arbitration!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:03 PM (guGkK)

111 Have you hand-cast lead or white metal toy soldiers, Skip?

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 08:03 PM (yikp0)

112 Mom rescues son from Giraffe. Has quite toned thighs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

Most delicious.

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:03 PM (0BAIp)

113 Bedtime but it's Band Camp and though a mile away sounds like they are in the neighborhood.
Everyone have a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2022 08:03 PM (k8B25)

114 So the FBI falsified a warrant in order to steal back the evidence that they falsified a warrant. Seems legit for our FBI.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2022 08:03 PM (hwoGt)

115 WT everlovin F did Trump DO to this woman that she's so fucking nuts over him?

What a dumb question!!! *hic*

Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 17, 2022 08:04 PM (Xrfse)

116 I don't know why Trump didn't just dump all of those docs. At least scan the fucking things and keep digital copies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2022 08:04 PM (hwoGt)

117 Mercury is so dense an iron anvil floats on it and it's kind of weirding me out.
__________________________

taofledermaus has a playlist of weird mercury experiments like that. But their main thing is testing various homemade shotgun slugs in slow motion. Such as the bomber slug, shaped like a WWII bomb:

https://tinyurl.com/y9pefabp

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (es0Dj)

118 Why does anybody in government still listen to HRC?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (hwoGt)

119 Legal insurrection reporting Cheney notified the FEC that she will be transferring the $7M she had in her re-election campaign fund into a yet to be named PAC. I imagine She had already framed up how she will use that $7M in a salary for herself to head that PAC lol.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (19hRb)

120 I was going to jump in the volcano but wound up with Meg Ryan instead. #winning

Posted by: Joe Banks at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (FHFTy)

121 That cat video reminded me of one of my outdoor kittuhs I had when I was growing up. She just had some kittens so was fairly protective. Me and my parents could come and see but that's it. One night we her her hissing and then growled really loud. Another odd noise, then, silence. We opened the door and she's just sitting there, taking a bath. Looking all innocent. We looked in the tree and a large racoon was just staring at us, looking embarrassed. Our wee little female kittuh just tree'd a large racoon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (sAmhv)

122 Mom rescues son from Giraffe. Has quite toned thighs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

The video did have a very satisfying ending, I thought.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (guGkK)

123 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (szFaQ)

Man you are sensitive. This is aos where everyone is a snarky dick.

And John Bolton was gone over a year before Trump left office. How would he be the source?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (RH1Zb)

124 Cat Ass Trophy

Already done, and the FBI removed the paper. Win, win.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:06 PM (u82oZ)

125 @108

>> Just like how they fabricated how Bob Saget "slipped in the shower" and then "thought nothing of it" and went to bed. How would anyone know that??


He had crushing blows to the front, back and sides of his skull.

Dude was a freak and degenerate gambler, he was more than likely Bob Craned by some whore's pimp or syndicate thumbreaker.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:06 PM (WgimQ)

126 The Great Task, Great Leap Forward, Great Wall all sounds very... monolithic and statist and creepy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 08:06 PM (HJDAV)

127 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2022 08:06 PM (T4tVD)

128 That video of the transfixed cats? Watching the returns at Liz's place.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 17, 2022 08:07 PM (+R5dc)

129 What is it about wymyns in politics? Super catty mean girls. Wymyns scorned.

Kinda hard to conjure a good argument for electing them to any office.

Posted by: Lizard Babraham Lincoln, your next Preznit at August 17, 2022 08:07 PM (Tc2CN)

130 JT

Huzzah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

131 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at August 17, 2022 08:08 PM (T4tVD)

132 118 Because HRC not only knows where the bodies are buried, she also knows where the bodies are going to be buried.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2022 08:08 PM (FHFTy)

133 *ears burning*

Did someone mention snarky dicks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 08:08 PM (HJDAV)

134 Just like how they fabricated how Bob Saget "slipped in the shower" and then "thought nothing of it" and went to bed. How would anyone know that??


He had crushing blows to the front, back and sides of his skull.

That America's Funniest Videos show he hosted was pretty bad but that really seems extreme.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:08 PM (guGkK)

135 Lizard Babraham Lincoln, your next Preznit

Maggie Thatcher, Golda Meir, and Pope Francis say hi!

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

136 @133

>>Did someone mention snarky dicks?

Are these cut or un-cut snarky dicks?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:09 PM (WgimQ)

137 Boating on mercury would be weird. You'd have almost no hull in the "water" (mercury).

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:09 PM (g1EEm)

138 Can you walk on mercury provided you had good balance?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 08:09 PM (RH1Zb)

139 Why does anybody in government still listen to HRC?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (hwoGt)

She has copies of everyone's blackmail files

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 08:09 PM (xhaym)

140 News all the old fogeys here can use. So you're supposed to lean to the right when you take your pills.

https://instapundit.com/537442/

Via...oh, right. Right right right...

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:10 PM (0BAIp)

141 NaCly, dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 08:10 PM (geRMl)

142 Bete

HRC

Ah, the really scary one has arrived. A great Old One from the outer cosmos.

Nobody gets a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

143 Ho lee shit

The Armed IRS Training Video You Have to See to Believe

Goes to Rumble.

https://bit.ly/3c67Tmv

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2022 08:10 PM (c8pZY)

144 Lizard Babraham Lincoln, your next Preznit


Wait. Whatever happened to Ulyzzie S. Grant?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:10 PM (guGkK)

145 Are these cut or un-cut snarky dicks?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

time out young man

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:10 PM (g1EEm)

146 "Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again."

Ok, chubs. Lose 30 lbs. I thought so.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2022 08:11 PM (eZOXB)

147 The elderly man punched in the head by the Wendy's employee a couple of weeks ago has died.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)
*******
Very sad. I hope the thug gets the death penalty. If the crime had happened in NYC he'd already be out on the streets.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 08:11 PM (NpAcC)

148
Ann Heche, a deranged loony, got loaded on Goofballs, jumped in her car, drove like with reckless abandon and crashed.

Death By Misadventure it is, I guess.

Does anyone tell the truth, anymore??

I give no shit she's dead. I'm glad she didn't kill anyone else.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:11 PM (aGUIs)

149 >>>Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.

>The FBI determined while Anne broke the laws of the road and sobriety, she had no intent to launch her vehicle at 90 mph thru a wall into an innocent persons livingroom.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 08:11 PM (WHt4f)

150 Ok, chubs. Lose 30 lbs. I thought so.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2022 08:11 PM (eZOXB)

30 lbs? That's just one thigh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:12 PM (guGkK)

151 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 17, 2022 08:01 PM (szFaQ)

At the risk of appearing to have run you off with scurrilous lies (quote them any time you like, it never happened, this place has a complete archive), I will merely say you are a tiresome bore and that is definitely no lie.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 08:12 PM (dscaa)

152 @133

>>Did someone mention snarky dicks?

Are these cut or un-cut snarky dicks?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Well, I guess Ace didn't specifically ask for no *dicks* being mentioned today.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:12 PM (Ao8WA)

153 Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.



The tests prove THAT was a lie!
--Maury Povich

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2022 08:12 PM (c8pZY)

154 That America's Funniest Videos show he hosted was pretty bad but that really seems extreme.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:08 PM (guGkK)

The video that won the top prize was always some unfunny treacle-y video featuring someone's ugly baby. The really funny videos got ignored.

There was a syndicated series back when called Rogan's Heroes. Same kind of show except in the middle it would feature a short sports reel with highlights of incredible plays and such. The whole show was awesome.

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:13 PM (qREA/)

155 Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.



You can kill your self by accident.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2022 08:13 PM (c8pZY)

156 This is aos where everyone is a snarky dick.

I beg your pardon!
I may be snarky or I may be a dick, but heaven forfend that I would be both!

Posted by: RI Red at August 17, 2022 08:14 PM (dnuX+)

157 Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.


How does a coroner look at a bashed-up corpse and decide that it was an accident?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:14 PM (guGkK)

158 likely Bob Craned by some whore's pimp or syndicate thumbreaker.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

This is about me isn't it?
~H. Reid

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:14 PM (Ao8WA)

159 Can you walk on mercury provided you had good balance?
------------------
I don't know about walk on it but one of the twatter repliers says you can float on it if you had a safe biohazard suit to wear.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 08:14 PM (yikp0)

160 I have to say The Great Reset vs The Great Task is the perfect summation of our "two party" state.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 08:14 PM (dscaa)

161 90 What kind of dumb kid doesn't know to let go of the damn branch?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 07:58 PM (guGkK)

-------------------------------

If his parents hadn't grabbed him, he was going to swing around, and ride the giraffe to freedom!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (RFKzk)

162 Maggie Thatcher, Golda Meir, and Pope Francis say hi!
Maggie, ok; name the American version
Golda Meir?? who the F knows; no one in this country knows how good or not she was.

and Pope Francis...you got me with that one!

Posted by: Lizard Babraham Lincoln, your next Preznit at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (Tc2CN)

163 @133

>>Did someone mention snarky dicks?

Are these cut or un-cut snarky dicks?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Well, I guess Ace didn't specifically ask for no *dicks* being mentioned today.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:12 PM (Ao8WA)

What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (qREA/)

164
Any of you Boomers old enough to remember Post Rice Krinkles?

https://youtu.be/Zs-P_u7taMI

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (aGUIs)

165 Eric Trump cracks me up.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (QgnTJ)

166 How does a coroner look at a bashed-up corpse and decide that it was an accident?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

At the very least she was looking to harm herself. And probably did not intend to go home.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:16 PM (ftFVW)

167 54 "Tonight, Cheney says she will "do whatever it takes" to ensure Trump is never elected president again."

IOW, a demonrat to the core.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 17, 2022 07:50 PM (+eXoW)

so, she's going to kill him? If "that's what it takes"?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 08:16 PM (r46W7)

168
Most bizarre tv ad for coffee you'll ever see.

From the 60's, for Maxwell House:

https://youtu.be/YIIlQmRgmyg

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (aGUIs)

169 Love the badass cats compilation. Don't mess with Fluffy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Iron Fist in Velvet Glove in Iron Gauntlet Clutching an Iron Mace at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

170 138 Can you walk on mercury provided you had good balance?
Posted by: polynikes

Good question. Mercury has 13.5x density of water. Humans are almost neutrally buoyant, so they have close to the density of water, So you'd need to displace 1/13.5 ~ 7.4% of your volume in mercury to "float".

So I guess the mercury would be roughly 1/2 way up your lower leg if you were standing up? You'd be wading.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (g1EEm)

171 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (qREA/)

Yesterday there was a rather extended discussion of the pros and cons of circumcised dicks.

It's the new Longbow vs. Crossbow here on the HQ

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (guGkK)

172 I don’t think Anne Heche’s wreck was an accident.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (zjVy3)

173 WT everlovin F did Trump DO to this woman that she's so fucking nuts over him?

What a dumb question!!! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 17, 2022 08:04 PM (Xrfse)
******
She no different than the ladies on the View. I'm sure they've already booked the Lizard.

After her shellacking in Wyoming her vindictiveness is going to be off the charts.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 08:18 PM (NpAcC)

174 Soothsayer

No, don't remember at all. Especially the gook cartoon dude.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 08:18 PM (QgnTJ)

175 I don’t think Anne Heche’s wreck was an accident.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (zjVy3)

Are you going to argue with a coroner?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:18 PM (guGkK)

176 >How does a coroner look at a bashed-up corpse and decide that it was an accident?
Posted by: Cicero


to spare the family maybe
9/11/01: people jumping, but many coroners were reluctant or even refused to rule as suicide

Posted by: DB at August 17, 2022 08:19 PM (geLO8)

177 Schlonged Cheney will siphon votes away from Evan McMuffin.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2022 08:19 PM (eZOXB)

178 Most bizarre tv ad for coffee you'll ever see.

From the 60's, for Maxwell House:

https://youtu.be/YIIlQmRgmyg
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (aGUIs)

I love warm bean flavor.

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:19 PM (qREA/)

179 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert

Trust Ace, you do not want to go review the thread that discusses (ad nauseum) dicks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:19 PM (Ao8WA)

180 I mean of course MAGA also has "Great" in it, but somehow it sounds very different in that context.

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 08:19 PM (dscaa)

181 Most bizarre tv ad for coffee you'll ever see.

From the 60's, for Maxwell House:

https://youtu.be/YIIlQmRgmyg
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news

Didn't one of the COBS link this before? Maybe Saturday coffee break or an overnight?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:19 PM (ftFVW)

182 168
Most bizarre tv ad for coffee you'll ever see.

From the 60's, for Maxwell House:

https://youtu.be/YIIlQmRgmyg
Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (aGUIs)

---------------------------

Have you ever seen the Wilkins Coffee commercials?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (RFKzk)

183 Yesterday there was a rather extended discussion of the pros and cons of circumcised dicks.

There are cons, cicero?

Posted by: RI Red at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (dnuX+)

184 155 Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident.

You can kill your self by accident.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2022 08:13 PM (c8pZY)

Step 1 - Get yourself all coked up
Step 2 - chase it down with a liter of cheap valu-rite
Step 3 - go out driving around because it's "fun".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (r46W7)

185 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert

aka "The Foreskin Wars"

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (g1EEm)

186 Yesterday there was a rather extended discussion of the pros and cons of circumcised dicks.

It's the new Longbow vs. Crossbow here on the HQ
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (guGkK)

So was a consensus reached?

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (qREA/)

187 The elderly man punched in the head by the Wendy's employee a couple of weeks ago has died.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 07:53 PM (yikp0)


Sickening.

I'm sure the perp will claim the elderly man said a sacrosanct word that we dare not utter.

I'm saying 10-15 years, then back on street.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (FkXak)

188 The part of the video where the kittuh fought off a cobra and the other where kittuh chased a bear away; I'm guessing both were mama kittuh's protecting her babies. Otherwise, both kittuhs would have ran away.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (sAmhv)

189 Reporting for duty!

Posted by: Duke Lowell, AOSHQ Snarky Dick at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (5rMwN)

190 Trump exposed Cheney. That's what she's furious about.

That's what they are all furious about. Being exposed for what they are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (G0bXQ)

191 Chuy was really disgusted with you guys.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU)

192 Are these cut or un-cut snarky dicks?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Do they come in a bag? Like french-cut green beans?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (eZOXB)

193
Anyone remember this nice feature offered by Oldsmobile in 1973?

Special seats for you drugged abductees:

https://youtu.be/WoGX9J3ksF4?t=229

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:21 PM (aGUIs)

194 It's the new Longbow vs. Crossbow here on the HQ
Posted by: Cicero

So that's what ace was alluding to on the earlier thread. I have never heard these terms.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:22 PM (g1EEm)

195 Did Anne Heche have evidence against Hillary?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:22 PM (eGTCV)

196 WT everlovin F did Trump DO to this woman that she's so fucking nuts over him?

What a dumb question!!! *hic*
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 17, 2022 08:04 PM (Xrfse)
******
She no different than the ladies on the View. I'm sure they've already booked the Lizard.

After her shellacking in Wyoming her vindictiveness is going to be off the charts.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 08:18 PM (NpAcC)

She's just spouting hyperbole now. When she adds, "resist him with every fiber of my being", then we'll know she's serious. It's like a double dog dare.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

197 "Anne Heche didn't kill herself. The coroner says it was an accident."

So, assassinated by Big Homo?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2022 08:23 PM (eZOXB)

198 It's the new Longbow vs. Crossbow here on the HQ
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 08:17 PM (guGkK)

So was a consensus reached?
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (qREA/)

Well I've always said that the main difference is the taste.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 08:23 PM (r46W7)

199
Anyone remember GM "swivel" bucket seats? I do.

What a neat option.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:23 PM (aGUIs)

200 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (qREA/)

ace did not really say (or even Chuy Grande.) As Cicero said, there was some mention of circumcision, but it is not like we were letting things get out of hand.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 08:23 PM (HJDAV)

201 With that Cheney broad out of the race, she'll go and settle into her homeland of Soviet NoVA or Babylon DC. I'm guessing that after he shot that commercial for his spawn, Dick Cheney slithered back to his crypt?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (sAmhv)

202 Trump exposed Cheney. That's what she's furious about.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Phrasing?
Really that is gross.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (Ao8WA)

203 172 I don’t think Anne Heche’s wreck was an accident.
Posted by: Miss Issippi

Did she have information that would lead to the arrest and conviction of Hilary Clinton?

Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

204 Getting the Glenn Close vibe from Cheney.

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

Posted by: Duke Lowell, AOSHQ Snarky Dick at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (5rMwN)

205
Do they come in a bag? Like french-cut green beans?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
---
Yes, bag.

Posted by: David at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (RCix1)

206 185 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert

aka "The Foreskin Wars"
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:20 PM (g1EEm)

---------------------------------------------

"Rub it a little, and it becomes a briefcase"
--just the punchline

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (RFKzk)

207 >>So was a consensus reached?

Yes. There is too muck dick talk here lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)

208 Saw the trailer for the new NetFlix Addams family series.

Dumpster fire does not even begin to describe it.

It seems like they are using the original New Yorker strip as a template.

Gomez looks hideous and repulsive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (WgimQ)

209 "out of hand".
Heh. Heh.
He said "out of hand".

Posted by: RI Red at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (dnuX+)

210
So was a consensus reached?
Posted by: Robert

The topic was beat to death.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (Ao8WA)

211 Duke Lowell, AOSHQ Snarky Dick

Liz Cheney is that way. May God have mercy on your member.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (u82oZ)

212 Never give these people the credit of it being "personal". They are in *politics*. I mean did anyone say meaner things about Lizard Cheney's dad than the Left she has gone in balls deep with?

If worshiping Trump was personally lucrative, Cheney would do it.

(Actually what really gets me is I sometimes talk about people who are "owned"... there is this hangdog look that accompanies it, but one where they try to hold their head up extra high to compensate...? And it's unmistakable... John Roberts has it. Mueller had it. And if you do a Goolag image search for Liz Cheney, holy shit, that droopy/straight neck is right there in almost every picture. Never noticed, don't pay attention to the witch.)

Posted by: ... at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (dscaa)

213 It seems to me that Cheney clearly made a death threat against Donald Trump.
I assume the media are all over it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (eGTCV)

214 I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
---

Lock up your bunnies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (kPbVu)

215 If Trump has any pet bunnies at MAL, he should lock them up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, AOSHQ Snarky Dick at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (5rMwN)

216
Oh dear!

Here is Post Rice Krinkles offering a free Rickshaw toy for kids!

https://youtu.be/svkrPMsER5g

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (aGUIs)

217 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (qREA/)

Dick-measuring contest.

Posted by: flounder at August 17, 2022 08:26 PM (yHsuS)

218 Yes. There is too muck dick talk here lately.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2022 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Wait.

Typing or talk?

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2022 08:26 PM (OaZlZ)

219 I've seen a program on the cat and the alligators. It had been at this alligator attraction for years and messed with the gators every day. Until the last day. No just kidding.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 08:26 PM (RH1Zb)

220 195 Did Anne Heche have evidence against Hillary?
Posted by: N.L. Urker,


Yes.

And with that, it's off to bed. I'll be back at 0300, lurking about.

https://youtu.be/KGsQ5n9Qu0A

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 17, 2022 08:26 PM (sAmhv)

221 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 08:25 PM (kPbVu)

--------

Horde mind

Posted by: Duke Lowell, AOSHQ Snarky Dick at August 17, 2022 08:26 PM (5rMwN)

222 Keep it up and there will stiff penalties for horde members.

Posted by: fd at August 17, 2022 08:27 PM (sn5EN)

223 So was a consensus reached?
Posted by: Robert

The topic was beat to death.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

But did things come to a head?

Posted by: She Hobbit (breathy nerd laughing) at August 17, 2022 08:27 PM (ftFVW)

224 Zen and the Aesthetics of Circumcision.
*om*

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2022 08:27 PM (4I/2K)

225 So was a consensus reached?
Posted by: Robert

The topic was beat to death.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

But did things come to a head?
Posted by: She Hobbit

It was a stimulating discussion.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:28 PM (g1EEm)

226 Worst primary defeat by an incumbent in this century! Shattering ceilings in Our Democracy ™

Posted by: Lizard Babraham Lincoln, your next Preznit at August 17, 2022 08:28 PM (Tc2CN)

227 The Babylon Bee-
Trump Voter Excited To See Whether He'll Get Raided By FBI Or Gunned Down By IRS

https://tinyurl.com/5n8es98f

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 08:28 PM (NpAcC)

228 The topic was beat to death.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
But did things come to a head?
Posted by: She Hobbit 

A glans-ing blow.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (eZOXB)

229 Stop beating around the bush. Y'all are talking about peckers, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (mE7cY)

230 217 What *was* that about, anyway? Do I want to know? Do I need to know?
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 08:15 PM (qREA/)

Dick-measuring contest.
Posted by: flounder at August 17, 2022 08:26 PM (yHsuS)

----------------------------------

Half were using metric, half imperial. It was chaos!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (RFKzk)

231 Our kitteh, Her Imperial Majesty Wicker Longtail once stalked a whitetail and then jumped at it. She got that deer good and hard on the rump. Never saw a deer jump so high. Wicker was very proud of herself.

Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (Rbu5d)

232 Someone made the comparison between male circumcision and female 'circumcision'- which I think is a complete and utter pile of shit misnomer. FGM would be equivalent of removing the dick entirely. Not even close to the same thing.

But, for some reason circumcision is a hot button issue with gay people. I do not understand. I mean, I always preferred John Wayne to Banacek.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (HJDAV)

233 Heh. Cheney didn't shatter the glass ceiling. She shattered the glass floor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (mE7cY)

234 Turtleneck or V neck ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (RH1Zb)

235 Wait. I've never fully understood the concept of a bunny boiler. Now thanks to Liza6i do.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (eGTCV)

236 The video that won the top prize was always some unfunny treacle-y video featuring someone's ugly baby. The really funny videos got ignored.

*

Spoilers DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T WANT THOSE SHOWS SPOILED

The people who win it are the people who agree to show up. They might invite someone with a really funny video, but if they might only win $2000, a $3000 trip isn't worth it. Someone who can drive over from the next county will get the seat instead because they don't have a good video, but they will show up.

Also we saw one of the old episodes recently and it's neat how the cash prizes are the same today as they were in the 80s and 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (R92o9)

237 The 87,000 new IRS agents will mostly harass mohels who work for tips.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (PIlQh)

238 redridinghood

Makes me think of the movie clip "Gandhi II, No More Nice Guy. "

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (u82oZ)

239
What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (aGUIs)

240 Err...ah...Anne, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at August 17, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)

241 VDH with the smoke.

Posted by: micky at August 17, 2022 08:32 PM (3byMq)

242 What do defence attorneys and hookers have in common?

They're both trying to get their clients off.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:32 PM (eGTCV)

243 Half were using metric, half imperial. It was chaos!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

I quote length in cm. But I don't specify the units. Impresses the ladies.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:32 PM (g1EEm)

244 Err...ah...Anne, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at August 17, 2022 08:31 PM (Xrfse)
---
And we hardly made a sandwich with ye.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Dodd at August 17, 2022 08:33 PM (OaZlZ)

245 I still love the video of the cat who saved her child owner from a dog attack.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 08:35 PM (RH1Zb)

246 That's quite a self-wedgie she's sporting.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 07:57 PM (/NCI4)

A Giraffe Toe?

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 08:35 PM (AmoqO)

247
What do pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common?








Flatbush.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the #1 most trusted name in news at August 17, 2022 08:35 PM (aGUIs)

248 On the plus side, at least when the Ewok punishes us aging we can point to this thread as to why.

Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2022 08:36 PM (FHFTy)

249 Baldwin = accident
Heche = accident
Pelosi = accident

But stay off the grass, Trump voters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at August 17, 2022 08:36 PM (R92o9)

250 Perhaps someone should let Liz know that it's the voters in WY that gave her the boot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:36 PM (5HBd1)

251 VDH on Tucker said that for whom the Gods wish to destroy they first make crazy. He was of course talking about Liz.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 17, 2022 08:37 PM (F7Xfj)

252 I wonder just how long it would take to eat that chocolate giraffe? Would like to find out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:38 PM (ftFVW)

253 I think Cheney belongs in a short story by Edgar Allan Poe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

254 51 VDH on Tucker said that for whom the Gods wish to destroy they first make crazy. He was of course talking about Liz.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 17, 2022 08:37 PM (F7Xfj


That would explain a lot of people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (mE7cY)

255 >>>Liz Cheney already has her grifting website up, once again comparing her to Lincoln. So this was all planned.

The Lincoln Project, Extra Large

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (yHsuS)

256 234 Turtleneck or V neck ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 08:30 PM (RH1Zb)

Depends on the, you know, neck.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (AmoqO)

257 That David Panneton profile pic -- On the spit vs swallow spectrum, he's definitely looking 'swallow'.

And all those teeth -- He's the poster boy for Biters Anonymous.

Evening, y'all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2022 08:40 PM (JOtiF)

258 Half were using metric, half imperial. It was chaos!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (RFKzk)

Pros measure in giraffes.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:40 PM (yHsuS)

259 Mini-cooper makes an EV. It goes from 0 to 2000 deg F in about 10 minutes.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 08:40 PM (WHt4f)

260 I think Cheney belongs in a short story by Edgar Allan Poe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

The Fall Of The House Of Grifter.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM (yHsuS)

261 Mini-cooper makes an EV. It goes from 0 to 2000 deg F in about 10 minutes.
Posted by: Dr. Bone
--

Lucas electronics were merely unreliable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM (2e5RV)

262 Why didn't Frodo and company take the boardwalks?

Posted by: DaveA at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM (FhXTo)

263 Turtleneck or V neck ?


depends, are you trying to display or hide the garrote burns from bondage play?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM (ja6Xa)

264 I wonder just how long it would take to eat that chocolate giraffe? Would like to find out.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:38 PM (ftFVW)

How you doin?

Posted by: Chocolate Giraffe at August 17, 2022 08:43 PM (yHsuS)

265 Half were using metric, half imperial. It was chaos!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:29 PM (RFKzk)

Pros measure in giraffes.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:40 PM (yHsuS)

The Paolo measures in, how you say, cubits.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 17, 2022 08:43 PM (4I/2K)

266 260 I think Cheney belongs in a short story by Edgar Allan Poe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

The Fall Of The House Of Grifter.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM (yHsuS)

The Ravin' (Lunatic)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2022 08:43 PM (6FeV1)

267 VDH on Tucker said that for whom the Gods wish to destroy they first make crazy


is that what he said, because that is not how the quote goes and is not an accurate paraphrase. he should know better.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:44 PM (ja6Xa)

268 Tonight, the story of Joe Biden.

I give you the TellTale Shart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:44 PM (mE7cY)

269 5th Body Found At Drought-Stricken Lake Mead

Posted by: Tyler Durden at August 17, 2022 08:44 PM (X5CsJ)

270 The Fall Of The House Of Fluffer

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2022 08:44 PM (OaZlZ)

271 269 5th Body Found At Drought-Stricken Lake Mead
Posted by: Tyler Durden at August 17, 2022 08:44 PM (X5CsJ


Rat fink!

Posted by: Lake Superior at August 17, 2022 08:45 PM (mE7cY)

272 Tonight, the story of Joe Biden.

I give you the TellTale Shart.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

No way Joe, I copyrighted that one!
~J.Nadler

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:46 PM (Ao8WA)

273 5th Body Found At Drought-Stricken Lake Mead


in fairness, it is not so many

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:46 PM (ja6Xa)

274 I saw a video on the body found in the barrel in Lake Mead. They haven't confirmed it but a woman said they did DNA test ing and she thinks it is her missing brother. He disappeared in 1977 and yes, he was involved with the Mob.

https://youtu.be/Z3X4Odsws5c

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:46 PM (5HBd1)

275 The Tell Tale Heart Attack (well that's her fathet)

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:46 PM (eGTCV)

276 The Fall Of The House Of Grifter.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM (yHsuS)

Facts in the Case of M. Cheyney

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 08:47 PM (xhaym)

277 I saw a video on the body found in the barrel in Lake Mead. They haven't confirmed it but a woman said they did DNA test ing and she thinks it is her missing brother. He disappeared in 1977 and yes, he was involved with the Mob.



she send it in to 23 and me or something?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:47 PM (ja6Xa)

278 How you doin?
Posted by: Chocolate Giraffe

*snort*

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:47 PM (ftFVW)

279 >> 5th Body Found At Drought-Stricken Lake Mead


Obviously, they need more catfish in that lake.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2022 08:48 PM (IDNOW)

280 No, sounds like they came to her house and requested a DNA sample. They did say it seems to have been a homicide but haven't confirmed the identity.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

281 She's just spouting hyperbole now. When she adds, "resist him with every fiber of my being", then we'll know she's serious. It's like a double dog dare.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2022 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

That's a lot of fiber.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:49 PM (yHsuS)

282 And there's a nice picture of the guy. Has kind of a Robert Mitchum vibe going.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:49 PM (5HBd1)

283
We actually had a visitor to Schloss Hadrian, the first in many years. A young Borzoi breeder from Dallas came down for the day to look at the puppies. Her line is being destroyed by a sudden-death syndrome: one day the dog is fine and dead the next So she has to start again. We've offered her one of the girls to begin her program, to serve eventually as a brood bitch.

Unfortunately, a visit meant the house and kennel had to be cleaned. There's nothing dramatically wrong, but we wanted to put our best foot forward. I had the responsibility for the kennel, which meant pulling out 20 heavy floor mats and power washing them, vacuuming the inside and scrubbing down the pens. 14 hours and 17000 steps later, it was done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 08:49 PM (1Nxff)

284 No, sounds like they came to her house and requested a DNA sample.



the answer to this is always no

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:49 PM (ja6Xa)

285 Say, have they found Fredo in Lake Mead yet?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 08:49 PM (cm/80)

286 That sounds like a lot of work, Hadrian and an awful disease.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

287 No, sounds like they came to her house and requested a DNA sample. They did say it seems to have been a homicide but haven't confirmed the identity.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

Can't yet rule out accident by misadventure or suicide?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2022 08:50 PM (4I/2K)

288 She wants to know if it's her brother. Of course she would say yes.

Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (5HBd1)

289

Hmmmm


"The Russian business partner of an anti-Putin Latvian investor found dead in Washington DC this week - apparently after jumping to his death from an apartment building - also died by falling from a high rise building three years ago. ....Before his death, he sent his Ukrainian rescue dog, Boy, into a park with a suicide note and cash somehow strapped to its collar...."

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (V13WU)

290 in fairness, he was trying to go over the falls in a barrel, but

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (ja6Xa)

291 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:46 PM (5HBd1)



I think the total Lake Mead body remains count stands at 5, ATM

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (FkXak)

292 They did say it seems to have been a homicide but haven't confirmed the identity.
Posted by: Notsothoreau
------

Heh. Body found in a barrel, after 50 years. I can imagine the FBI scratching it's head, 'Could this have been murder?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (K25Wn)

293 All of those dudes hugging lions and leopards and such are going to have their faces ripped right off their skull someday.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (cm/80)

294 5th Body Found At Drought-Stricken Lake Mead


Obviously, they need more catfish in that lake.
Posted by: garrett


Probably in drums. Missing mobsters.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (nyNes)

295 Sending dog with cash and suicide note to park is...nuevo.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (V13WU)

296 She wants to know if it's her brother. Of course she would say yes.


no, since they get to save and use if for whatever whenever

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (ja6Xa)

297 >>>Say, have they found Fredo in Lake Mead yet?

>They dumped his ass in Lake Tahoe.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (WHt4f)

298 >>I saw a video on the body found in the barrel in Lake Mead. They haven't confirmed it but a woman said they did DNA test ing and she thinks it is her missing brother. He disappeared in 1977 and yes, he was involved with the Mob


Before Ace of Spades, Barreling was actually quite a serious punishment.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (IDNOW)

299 I saw a video on the body found in the barrel in Lake Mead. They haven't confirmed it but a woman said they did DNA test ing and she thinks it is her missing brother. He disappeared in 1977 and yes, he was involved with the Mob.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

"He's gone.
You know - gone.
And there wasn't anything anyone could do about it."

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (LsEU/)

300 Tomato Shortage Emerges In Drought-Stricken Californian As Ketchup Prices

Posted by: Tyler Durden at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (X5CsJ)

301 Heh. Body found in a barrel, after 50 years. I can imagine the FBI scratching it's head, 'Could this have been murder?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Escape artist act gone horribly wrong?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:53 PM (ftFVW)

302 I think the total Lake Mead body remains count stands at 5, ATM



does everything have to be about sex with you

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:53 PM (ja6Xa)

303 That sounds like a lot of work, Hadrian and an awful disease.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:50 PM (5HBd1)

Did you powerwash the breeder in case she's contagious? Dunk her in 91% isopropyl? Go thru Andromeda Strain sequence of decontamination?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2022 08:53 PM (4I/2K)

304 Driving home this evening I was in the right lane as usual as I am old and drive slow.

As the traffic in the left lane was passing me I saw a Tesla, an Alfa Romeo and an Audi SUV iin quick succession.

America!





Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2022 08:54 PM (R/m4+)

305
"And there wasn't anything anyone could do about it."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (LsEU/)

____________

They had a problem.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 08:54 PM (1Nxff)

306 267. It was st the end of a long rant describing Cheney s inappropriate comparison of herself to Lincoln of which VDH was appalled. He had described how Dick Cheney had been demonized by the left so badly as VP that he left office with lower approval ratings than Trump and he cannot understand why Liz would throw in with the very people who did that to her father, especially when she voted 93% of the time her first three years with the Trump agenda. He wasn’t teaching a class on quotes.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 17, 2022 08:54 PM (F7Xfj)

307 Lots of evil in this world. I listen to true crime podcasts when I'm working. I have to remind myself not everyone I walk past is a secret psychopath who just shoved someone into a barrel.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:55 PM (mE7cY)

308 Heh. Body found in a barrel, after 50 years. I can imagine the FBI scratching it's head, 'Could this have been murder?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
---
For all we know, the feds stuffed a body in the barrel and forgot about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (K5n5d)

309 No, sounds like they came to her house and requested a DNA sample. They did say it seems to have been a homicide but haven't confirmed the identity.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

Can't yet rule out accident by misadventure or suicide?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Yeah, hands and feet tied, and in a 50gal drum. Yup, just like all the other 'friends' of Hillary.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (Ao8WA)

310 301 Heh. Body found in a barrel, after 50 years. I can imagine the FBI scratching it's head, 'Could this have been murder?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Escape artist act gone horribly wrong?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:53 PM (ftFVW)

--------------------------

Is there a waterfall nearby?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (RFKzk)

311 No, sounds like they came to her house and requested a DNA sample. They did say it seems to have been a homicide but haven't confirmed the identity.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at August 17, 2022 08:48 PM (5HBd1)

I dunno, maybe he got high on cocaine and fentanyl and drove a barrel far to fast into lake Meade? I mean, it could happen!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (xhaym)

312 >> I walk past is a secret psychopath who just shoved someone into a barrel.


One does not simply shove one into a barrel.

Posted by: Boromir at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (IDNOW)

313 Why wasn't Fredo suspicious when Al Neri brought a cement block and a length of rope on their little fishing trip?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (eGTCV)

314 ave to remind myself not everyone I walk past is a secret psychopath
Posted by: AlaBAMA


in fairness it would be unusual to have two psychopaths so near eachother.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (ja6Xa)

315 I think Cheney belongs in a short story by Edgar Allan Poe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

The Fall Of The House Of Grifter.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:42 PM

Some Words With Mummy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 08:57 PM (RkC6l)

316 taofledermaus has a playlist of weird mercury experiments like that. But their main thing is testing various homemade shotgun slugs in slow motion. Such as the bomber slug, shaped like a WWII bomb:

https://tinyurl.com/y9pefabp

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (es0Dj)

Cody's Lab, too. Including mercury fulminate, as I recall.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:57 PM (yHsuS)

317 312 >> I walk past is a secret psychopath who just shoved someone into a barrel.


One does not simply shove one into a barrel.
Posted by: Boromir at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (IDNOW

And that, dear horde, is how you identify a serial killer!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:57 PM (mE7cY)

318
Go thru Andromeda Strain sequence of decontamination?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2022 08:53 PM (4I/2K)

_____________

Ha, ha. No, it's genetic. Although she used the RV to change clothes before visiting the babies. A routine precaution we have to use ourselves when exposed to other dogs until the pups have all their shots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 08:57 PM (1Nxff)

319 Coincidentally , he (man who killed himself) lived in DC between 2012-2016, then sold his house to Ivanka and Jarred, and moved to Kiev. What does it all mean ? probably nothing.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 08:58 PM (V13WU)

320 298 Before Ace of Spades, Barreling was actually quite a serious punishment.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2022 08:52 PM (IDNOW)

It still is, if you have a sense of smell.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 08:58 PM (cm/80)

321 Gonna head out to the living room. Watching Lonesome Dove again. Probably the best TV miniseries ever made. Magnificent cast. Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones were so pitch perfect that I did not know who they were at first (I had missed the opening credits first time I saw it)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, it's pronounced Muh-Hone at August 17, 2022 08:58 PM (x8Wzq)

322 How will we survive with no Bushes, and no Cheneys, telling us what we must do?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 08:58 PM (cm/80)

323 I think Cheney belongs in a short story by Edgar Allan Poe.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:39 PM (eGTCV)

The Fall Of The House Of Grifter.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

Some Words With Mummy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The Liz of the Red Death

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (ftFVW)

324 Heh. Body found in a barrel, after 50 years. I can imagine the FBI scratching it's head, 'Could this have been murder?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM (K25Wn)

Death by failure to close html tags.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (yHsuS)

325 @321

>>Watching Lonesome Dove again. Probably the best TV miniseries ever made.

**North and South, Shogun and The Thornbirds have entered the chat

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (WgimQ)

326 306 Actual quote is pretty close anyway:

"Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad"

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (g1EEm)

327
How will we survive with no Bushes, and no Cheneys, telling us what we must do?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 08:58 PM (cm/80)

__________

*fumes*

Posted by: The Clintons at August 17, 2022 09:00 PM (1Nxff)

328 Heh. Body found in a barrel, after 50 years. I can imagine the FBI scratching it's head, 'Could this have been murder?'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 08:51 PM

Embarreling...Old school.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:00 PM (RkC6l)

329 325 @321

>>Watching Lonesome Dove again. Probably the best TV miniseries ever made.

**North and South, Shogun and The Thornbirds have entered the chat
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (WgimQ

Heya!

Posted by: Band of Brothers at August 17, 2022 09:00 PM (mE7cY)

330 "Rapoport was staunchly pro-Ukrainian.

In 2018, investigative website Bellingcat outed him as the man behind 'David Jewberg' - a 'Pentagon analyst' and expert on Ukraine-Russia relations who was frequently quoted by the media in both countries.

Typical 'Jewberg' posts slammed Putin, criticised the war in Ukraine and lobbied the US to take a tougher stance against him...In fact, 'Jewberg' turned out to be fictitious with the account actually run by Rapoport with support from a circle of friends "(like all pro-Uke accounts...)

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 09:00 PM (V13WU)

331 Why wasn't Fredo suspicious when Al Neri brought a cement block and a length of rope on their little fishing trip?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (eGTCV)
---
Well, I suppose you could use that as an anchor for the boat...That's how I would sell it to my victim, anyway....Not that I would do anything like that, of course. Just thinking hypothetically...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 09:01 PM (K5n5d)

332 Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur

Some Words With Mummy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The Liz of the Red Death
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM

The Bint and the Pendulum

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:01 PM (RkC6l)

333 @321

>>Watching Lonesome Dove again. Probably the best TV miniseries ever made.

**North and South, Shogun and The Thornbirds have entered the chat
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (WgimQ)

You guys playing cards?

Posted by: Rich Man, Poor Man at August 17, 2022 09:01 PM (4I/2K)

334 in fairness, the quote is those the gods would destroy they first made mad.

however

in the quote the best translatin of "mad" is "proud."

vdh should know better

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:01 PM (ja6Xa)

335 I liked Lonesome Dove a lot.

As an aside, Tommy Lee Jones has the worst case of bags under his eyes I've ever seen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:02 PM (mE7cY)

336 What can I say DC and its environs is full of double and triple agents and scum of all sorts.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU)

337 For all we know, the feds stuffed a body in the barrel and forgot about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Check the memo section of the FBI's 302 form. That should clear it up.


Yeah, riiiiiiiight.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 09:03 PM (LsEU/)

338 >>Watching Lonesome Dove again. Probably the best TV miniseries ever made.

**North and South, Shogun and The Thornbirds have entered the chat

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (WgimQ)

Haven't watched any episodes in a long time but Shogun definitely belongs up there, especially for an American series

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 09:04 PM (AmoqO)

339 Lots of evil in this world. I listen to true crime podcasts when I'm working. I have to remind myself not everyone I walk past is a secret psychopath who just shoved someone into a barrel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 08:55 PM (mE7cY)

I used to work in community health / family services field, and I wound up telling some co-workers that when a house painter paints a lot of houses, he sees close up the terrible conditions of the houses he is painting, and when he drives down the street on a weekend, he makes the assumption that every house on the street is in similar condition.
Case workers have the same problem, unless they get out and deal with real people that aren't clients or close family instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 09:04 PM (xhaym)

340 As an aside, Tommy Lee Jones has the worst case of bags under his eyes I've ever seen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:02 PM (mE7cY)

Come to the TxMoMe. I have doubles.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 09:06 PM (AmoqO)

341 I used to work in community health / family services field, and I wound up telling some co-workers that when a house painter paints a lot of houses, he sees close up the terrible conditions of the houses he is painting, and when he drives down the street on a weekend, he makes the assumption that every house on the street is in similar condition.
Case workers have the same problem, unless they get out and deal with real people that aren't clients or close family instead.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 09:04 PM (xhaym

Exactly. It's a common problem, even with politics. We all see nothing but the evil shits day in and day out and it takes an act of will to remind yourself that the majority of the world does not, in fact, want transvestites reading books to kids in kindergarten.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:06 PM (mE7cY)

342 Man I fear no weather, except frigging glare ice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 17, 2022 09:06 PM (eJn7u)

343
"Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad"
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (g1EEm)

Thank you for not posting that in Greek. I would have spent 15 minutes trying to puzzle it out.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 09:07 PM (xhaym)

344 in the quote the best translatin of "mad" is "proud."

vdh should know better
Posted by: confederatefifth

Hmm. The interwebs claims it first appeared in English in "Daniel, a Model for Young Men" by some minister. And the latin version translates as "Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first deprives of reason".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:08 PM (g1EEm)

345 Some Words With Mummy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The Liz of the Red Death
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM

The Bint and the Pendulum
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

The Schlonging in the Rue Morgue

Been trying to come up with something clever for Cask of Amontillado, but would just accept having her brinked up in a wall.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 09:08 PM (ftFVW)

346 Hanjin-san! Hai!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 09:09 PM (yikp0)

347 344 in the quote the best translatin of "mad" is "proud."

vdh should know better
Posted by: confederatefifth

Hmm. The interwebs claims it first appeared in English in "Daniel, a Model for Young Men" by some minister. And the latin version translates as "Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first deprives of reason".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:08 PM (g1EEm)

Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:09 PM (b2nrj)

348 Ace of Spades. Come for the dick jokes, stay for the Latin lesson.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:11 PM (mE7cY)

349 is that what he said, because that is not how the quote goes and is not an accurate paraphrase. he should know better.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 08:44 PM (ja6Xa)

What? It's almost a direct quote except used crazy instead of mad.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 09:11 PM (RH1Zb)

350 Ace of Spades. Come for the dick jokes, stay for the Latin lesson.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What? No merging of memes by using "Biggus Dickus"?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 09:12 PM (LsEU/)

351 Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:09 PM (b2nrj)

I thought Hercules died from ripping chunks of his flesh out because he got a shirt made of nettles that stuck to him?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)

352 https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/euripides_136925

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 09:12 PM (Gt91P)

353 Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead!

Yeah, apparently it's incorrectly attributed to Euripides. VDH probably didn't get the memo.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:13 PM (g1EEm)

354 -
>>Watching Lonesome Dove again. Probably the best TV miniseries ever made.

**North and South, Shogun and The Thornbirds have entered the chat
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2022 08:59 PM (WgimQ

Heya!

Posted by: Band of Brothers at August 17, 2022 09:00 PM -
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Meh. Just divide Strange Brew in thirds and watch over three nights.

Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 09:13 PM (NTUk0)

355 , but would just accept having her brinked up in a wall.
Posted by: She Hobbit

The Brinks truck has to drive into the wall or bricked into a wall?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 09:13 PM (Ao8WA)

356 What? No merging of memes by using "Biggus Dickus"?
Posted by: Tonypete

Pretty sure that happened last night.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:14 PM (g1EEm)

357 I'm pumping some serious iron tonight!

Posted by: In fairness at August 17, 2022 09:14 PM (Xrfse)

358 What? It's almost a direct quote except used crazy instead of mad.


crazy suggests that mas means mad / crazy / insane, when the correct understanding is mad + proud. he was not suggesting that cheney was proud so much as crazy.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:14 PM (urSGH)

359 Been trying to come up with something clever for Cask of Amontillado, but would just accept having her brinked up in a wall.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 09:08 PM

For the love of sod, Monsanto!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:15 PM (RkC6l)

360 Liz, let me know when you get to that whole life, fortune and sacred honor part, OK

Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2022 07:51 PM (geRMl)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, Wrecker, Hoarder, Saboteur at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (yHsuS)

361 >>> No merging of memes by using "Biggus Dickus"?

>Why is there never any love for Titus Vaginismus?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (WHt4f)

362 I'm pumping some serious iron tonight!
Posted by: In fairness

The Paolo he has been told he always pumps, how you say, steel.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (LsEU/)

363 The Brinks truck has to drive into the wall or bricked into a wall?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

ey dunt spel gud

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (ftFVW)

364 Hmm. The interwebs claims it first appeared in English in "Daniel, a Model for Young Men" by some minister. And the latin version translates as "Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first deprives of reason".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:08 PM (g1EEm)

Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).
Posted by: R


if that is what the interwebs says then I have to give my old classics professor a ring to tell him he was wrong.

good to know.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (urSGH)

365 The Tell Tale Schadenboner

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (eGTCV)

366 What? No merging of memes by using "Biggus Dickus"?
Posted by: Tonypete

Pretty sure that happened last night.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:14 PM

That's not what she said.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (RkC6l)

367 >Why is there never any love for Titus Vaginismus?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Ewwww. Some penicillin would clear that right up.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 17, 2022 09:17 PM (LsEU/)

368 Off oversexed nic!

(But good one)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 09:18 PM (LsEU/)

369 Why is there never any love for Titus Vaginismus?
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Distracted by Incontinentia Buttocks.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 09:18 PM (ftFVW)

370 364 Hmm. The interwebs claims it first appeared in English in "Daniel, a Model for Young Men" by some minister. And the latin version translates as "Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first deprives of reason".
Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:08 PM (g1EEm)

Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).
Posted by: R


if that is what the interwebs says then I have to give my old classics professor a ring to tell him he was wrong.

good to know.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (urSGH)

Ok, it's actually a specific translation that is relatively modern. An older variation is in a 441 BC Greek tragedy, Antigone.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:18 PM (b2nrj)

371 Bulgeous Pantaloons is my Latin name.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:18 PM (mE7cY)

372 'm pumping some serious iron tonight!
Posted by: In fairness at August 17, 2022 09:14 PM (Xrfse)


in fairness, that is the best way to get over your simping

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:18 PM (urSGH)

373 Euripides this quote; Eumenides this quote.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 17, 2022 09:18 PM (yikp0)

374 Nadler wouldn't float in mercury.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (VwHCD)

375 An older variation is in a 441 BC Greek tragedy, Antigone.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Where'd he go?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (LsEU/)

376 Why is there never any love for Titus Vaginismus?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 09:16 PM (WHt4f)

Incontinentia Nervosa was my favorite

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (xhaym)

377 Dad would tell us kids "Whom the gods would destroy they first make parents".

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (g1EEm)

378 Tank wouldn't float in mercury either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (VwHCD)

379
Ok, it's actually a specific translation that is relatively modern. An older variation is in a 441 BC Greek tragedy, Antigone.
Posted by: R


we should go with the way it was first written.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (urSGH)

380 There was some Muslim sultan or whatever who slept on a bed floating in a pool of mercury.

Went batshit crazy from the fumes, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 09:20 PM (bW8dp)

381 351 Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:09 PM (b2nrj)

I thought Hercules died from ripping chunks of his flesh out because he got a shirt made of nettles that stuck to him?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 09:12 PM (xhaym)

Much earlier than that Hercules killed his own family. Before his labors(and the woman who unknowingly poisoned him) iirc.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:20 PM (b2nrj)

382 In fairness, vdh was there for the first run of antigone

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:20 PM (urSGH)

383 375 An older variation is in a 441 BC Greek tragedy, Antigone.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Where'd he go?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (LsEU/)

Wouldn't antigone mean he's still here?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:21 PM (b2nrj)

384 > The Fall Of The House Of Grifter.

More appropriate for the Bidens, given that the original Poe story had some thinly-veiled hints of incest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 09:21 PM (bW8dp)

385 confederatefifth

Vic, not VDH.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at August 17, 2022 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

386 Liz Cheney lied and said she called Harriet Hageman and conceded the election.
Harriet Hageman said Liz left a 2 second message on her phone.
"Hello, Harriet."

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 09:21 PM (NpAcC)

387 vhd had seats next to vic for the opening night of antigone

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:22 PM (urSGH)

388 confederatefifth

Vic, not VDH.
Posted by: N


dude, horde mind

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 09:22 PM (urSGH)

389 There was some Muslim sultan or whatever who slept on a bed floating in a pool of mercury.

Went batshit crazy from the fumes, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 09:20 PM (bW8dp)

Mad Hatter came from haberdashers using mercury in their profession.

Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2022 09:23 PM (RH1Zb)

390 Huh, I would've figured it was a reference to Hercules(the madness he was cursed with that caused him to kill his family).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:09 PM (b2nrj)

There's a lot of that going around.

Posted by: Ronald DeFeo, Jr. of Amityville at August 17, 2022 09:23 PM (4I/2K)

391
Her Majesty, unfortunately, barely got any sleep at all last night. When she came home after driving our visitor to the airport, I told her to go to bed and I'd take over the evening routine. She's out like a light and Delilah is occupying my side of the bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 09:24 PM (1Nxff)

392 For all we know, the feds stuffed a body in the barrel and forgot about it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 08:56 PM (K5n5d)

They'd leave it in a casino entrance fountain, clever guys they are.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2022 09:24 PM (eoQWY)

393 There is still lots of money to be had on the Nevertrump circuit.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2022 09:24 PM (hwoGt)

394
ey dunt spel gud
Posted by: She Hobbit

Already noted...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 09:26 PM (Ao8WA)

395 Trump endorsing Democrat impeachment lawyer Dan Goldman and Carolyn Mahoney in NY. That should play well in NY.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2022 09:27 PM (ZLI7S)

396 Antigone, Unclesad or not. I don't know anything about their relationship.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 09:27 PM (eGTCV)

397 Mad Hatter came from haberdashers using mercury in their profession.
Posted by: polynikes

On that note, the "S-Town" podcast is a great listen.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 17, 2022 09:28 PM (g1EEm)

398 There was some Muslim sultan or whatever who slept on a bed floating in a pool of mercury.

Went batshit crazy from the fumes, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

As a Muslim Sultan how would anyone be able to tell if he was any crazier than before he started sleeping on the Mercury pool?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2022 09:29 PM (Ao8WA)

399 'Sorry m'am. It was his turn, I mean time.'
-deputy

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2022 09:32 PM (0OP+5)

400 Where's my flying car?

I'm going to need a dozen crispy cremes, a tub of mercury and a lithium ion powercell.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 09:34 PM (WHt4f)

401 I'm changing the name to "The Cheney Project," both for fundraising purposes, and because Liz is like the new Lincoln, but less working-class and flyover-y.

Also, we're going to stop molesting boys, and outsource all of that to her father's stable of Central Asian pedophile warlords, because getting dusky foreigners to do your work (and your wife) is the American Way. It's The Lincoln Way.

Bacha Bazi is a Blessing of Liberty. Really warms the cockles of my heart. And my cartoonishly huge gunt.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 17, 2022 09:37 PM (IXpV7)

402 That guy making the chocolate giraffe lost a perfect opportunity to make a chocolate moose. I am disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:38 PM (RkC6l)

403 An older variation is in a 441 BC Greek tragedy, Antigone.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

Where'd he go?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 09:19 PM (LsEU/)

Wouldn't antigone mean he's still here?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 17, 2022 09:21 PM (b2nrj)
***
I think it means he favors staying.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)

404 Quoth the voters: "Nevermore".

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 17, 2022 09:40 PM (OdQQw)

405 Flying cars?
Coming soon.
Google Zeva Aero. The prototype is flying.
It's amazing.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 09:43 PM (anj39)

406 If Cheney was in a Sherlock Holmes story she would have taken to bed with a brain fever.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (eGTCV)

407 119 Legal insurrection reporting Cheney notified the FEC that she will be transferring the $7M she had in her re-election campaign fund into a yet to be named PAC. I imagine She had already framed up how she will use that $7M in a salary for herself to head that PAC lol.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 17, 2022 08:05 PM (19hRb)

And who funded that Quixotic, doomed to fail campaign? NeverTrump folks going to fundraisers that W and Pence headlined. The playoff to Cheney was planned all along. This is the new book deal scam.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (mdjgu)

408 Well, that's nice. The garage door opener took a shit.

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