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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/17/22) Early Bird Edition
Quote I "I was very naive about the situation. I had no idea of the power, the scope [of the audit] going in three years of my life… and me having no control over that, no control over the information he was given," TX Rancher Deborah Hajda
Oh goody soon the IRS will be carrying .40 caliber
Quote II “I really don’t think it was mean-spirited, but it is one other thing that’s politically dangerous. It’s oblivious.” FNC's Harris Faulkner
Quote III We now think a recession is unavoidable in the second half of this year as the impact of high energy prices on both households and industry takes effect Andrew Kenningham of Capital Economics
Quote IV "Since the freeway has been there, I’ve had four of the cars come through my house completely. All the other ones, have torn up my fence, and I’ve lost three cars in the yard," Ray Minter
Quote V “Strippers are live entertainers, and while some aspects of their job are unique, they have much in common with other Equity members who dance for a living,” Actors’ Equity Association President Kate Shindle
Hmmm. And here I thought they were independent contractors.
Submitted to us by Hrothgar................
Speaking of RINO Liz, Kurt Schlichter weighs in on the RINO's defeat.
Here's a thought exercise – would Liz Cheney have gotten more or fewer votes than she did if she had announced, right before the election, "I have monkeypox?" Considering that the pus plague is polling better than she did in the Wyoming primary the other night, perhaps she should have just announced that "I am monkeypox." She is Republican monkeypox, you know. She is a walking, talking, warmongering, loathsome disease infecting the nether regions of the Republican Party, and her resounding rejection by the decent Americans of Wyoming demonstrates that we are curing the infection that is her kind. The Bill Kristols, the Jen Rubins, the Jeff Flakes, and the John McCains are gone, and we don't miss them. Miracle Whip Mitt will be gone next time. He won't be missed either, except by MSNBCNN and WaPo when they need a sitting senator to sell out the people who once had his yellow back.
I guess Liz can let those Lincoln chin whiskers grow now, you go girl.
When little Jason was growing up, he was asked what he wanted to be.
1. [ ] Fireman
2. [ ] Police officer
3. [ ] Astronaut
4. [X] Period Dignity Officer
Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer – a move that has sparked backlash from social media users. Grant’s new role will see him travel around the region to discuss free access to period products and also have conversations about the menopause. His appointment comes as Scotland becomes the first country to introduce a law to widen access to free period products. However, critics on social media have said that the role should have gone to a woman. “So there’s a first Period Dignity Officer now and of course it’s a guy. Your gender studies hard at work,” one user wrote. “I’m going to lie down. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”I think most of us here tonight don't want you to be here anymore either.
If you gave me daily enrichment I would and could produce some far out there art.
Zoo auctions orangutan art as NFTs, $550 starting bid for first-of-its-kind conversation effort Friday is international orangutan day, and the Oklahoma City Zoo is marking it with a special occasion: an auction of 20 artworks digitally painted by Elok, the zoo’s 21-year old orangutan. The works come in the form of NFTs, a type of unique digital collectible, that will be auctioned off on the NFT platform OpenSea until noon on Aug. 22. Elok painted the art pieces as a daily enrichment activity meant to keep him healthy and active. By using a modified paintbrush and an Xbox equipped with a sensor Elok painted a variety of colors on a digital canvas from his indoor habitat. In exchange, he got his favorite treats: popcorn, prunes, and animal crackers. Here is a digital painting made by Elok that the zoo is keeping but is similar to the 20 that will be up for auction on Friday:
Had I been a parishioner at this church and heard this sermon: I hope I would have stormed out and not break a commandment by doing something I would later regret.
Pastor offers groveling apology after scolding ‘cheap’ flock: ‘I’m not worth your Red Lobster money?’ A Kansas City pastor chastised his “cheap” congregation for not gifting him an expensive watch during a sermon on “taking care of God’s shepherd” and then issued a groveling apology after a video of it went viral.
Waffle House Manager Lets Customer Pay by Doing Dishes After She Jokingly Asked It's a scene we've all probably watched in multiple movies and shows: a customer is unable to pay their meal tab because they forgot/lost their wallet (like the kitchen scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure with Pee-wee and Simone) and a character is forced to has to wash dishes and perform some tasks in the dining establishment in order to pay their tab.
I bet a dollar to a donut CBD knows the answer.
Who was the real Chef Boyardee? Sometimes, it's fun to live in the mystery. Even though one could find pictures that reveal the identities of celebrities like Daft Punk and Banksy on the internet, isn't it more interesting to leave the proverbial thread of their alter-egos dangling? I don't know about you, but I like leaving some questions unanswered.
Not feeling all that humanitarian tonight. My answer to their complaint, too fvcking bad.
Electric vehicle owners are fed up with broken EV chargers and janky software
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A JD Power survey finds that EV charging is still a huge mess A common complaint you hear from electric vehicle owners is about the sorry state of public EV charging: broken chargers, janky software, busted screens. But a lot of this is anecdotal, and it can be hard to find any rigorous studies that capture the current state of EV charging in the US. JD Power surveyed 11,554 electric vehicle and plug-in hybrid vehicle owners from January through June 2022 for its second annual Electric Vehicle Experience Public Charging Study. Despite big growth in the number of public EV chargers in the US, EV owners say the overall experience still sucks.
Is the USA under-policed and over-imprisoned?
A new paper, The Injustice of Under-Policing, makes a point that I have been emphasizing for many years, namely, relative to other developed countries the United States is under-policed and over-imprisoned. …the American criminal legal system is characterized by an exceptional kind of under-policing, and a heavy reliance on long prison sentences, compared to other developed nations. In this country, roughly three people are incarcerated per police officer employed. The rest of the developed world strikes a diametrically opposite balance between these twin arms of the penal state, employing roughly three and a half times more police officers than the number of people they incarcerate. We argue that the United States has it backward. Justice and efficiency demand that we strike a balance between policing and incarceration more like that of the rest of the developed world. We call this the “First World Balance.” First, as is well known, the US has a very high rate of imprisonment compared to other countries but less well known is that the US has a relatively low rate of police per capita.
Come here little puppy.
At a Russian arms fair this week, a developer showed off their new creation, and the logical next step of the robot arms race: a Boston Dynamics-style dog robot with an RPG strapped to its back. A video uploaded by RIA Novosti, a Russian-state owned news agency, shows the robot in action, in which the robot tiptoes around before laying down on the ground, its RPG pointed forward. The robot itself is dressed in something akin to the black outfit of a ninja, its eyes, which are presumably cameras, peeking out.
A certain Steven Fields of Georgia will be taking very necessary math classes.
HULL, Ga. -- A northeast Georgia man has been sentenced for spending part of a $31,000 check that was mistakenly deposited into his bank account. Steven Fields, 18, was sentenced to 10 years of probation and is ordered to pay restitution to a 70-year-old victim of the same name who lives in the same small town. Madison County sheriff's officials said in March 2014 that Fields was charged with theft by taking after a bank teller accidentally deposited a check for about $31,000 into his account that was intended for another customer also named Steven Fields. After receiving the mistaken deposit, the 18-year-old withdrew $20,000 and then made $5,000 in purchases with his ATM card, ABC News reports. When he tried to take out more money the next day, the bank informed him of the error and called police.
On this day:17 Aug 1969
The final day of the 3 day Woodstock Festival took place at Max Yasgur's farm in Bethel, New York. Acts who appeared included Crosby, Stills Nash & Young, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, John Sebastian, Sha Na Na, Joe Cocker, Country Joe and the Fish, The Band, Ten Years After, Johnny Winter and Paul Butterfield Blues Band. Over 186,000 tickets had been sold but on the first day the flimsy fences and ticket barriers had come down. Organisers announced the concert would be a free event, prompting thousands more to head for the concert. via thisdayinmusic.com
There are so many things wrong with this story.
Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes Dennis Mumo admitted to police that he sealed his wife's vagina shut after finding messages she'd been sending to other blokes, arranging to meet when he was out of town
A Georgia murder suspect was tasered and arrested after cussing out a McDonald's manager and calling the police over cold fries after they refused to remake his food. Antoine Sims, 24, of Lawrenceville, was arrested by the Kennesaw Police on Friday after he and a McDonald's manager both called the cops after getting into an argument over cold fries. Sims, who was wearing an ankle monitor, had an outstanding warrant for his arrest for failing to appear in court for a 2018 homicide. He is accused of setting a car on fire with a woman's body in it in October of that year.
An 8-year-old girl selling lemonade near a food festival had her operation shut down by police after they received a complaint. Asa Baker was selling lemonade in an alley outside the business where her father works near in Ohio when officers arrived. Annoyed they were forced to step in and follow the law, the police officers are said to have given the youngster $20 - about £16.50 - so she could pay for the permit she needed. Alliance Police Lieutenant Don Wensel told WJW–TV in Ohio that police received a complaint from festival organisers. Katrina Moore, Asa's mother, said: “I could definitely tell he did not want to shut her down, but, I mean, you get a call, he has to do it.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sassy at August 17, 2022 09:42 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: sassy at August 17, 2022 09:43 PM (xSICi)
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2022 09:44 PM (FXTsO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (al4du)
Posted by: DynamiteDan at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (YzJxG)
Posted by: steven at August 17, 2022 09:46 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (al4du)
You want us to eat worms too?!?
(sniff)
MisHum's gone WEF....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2022 09:48 PM (x/Zt2)
I'm changing the name to "The Cheney Project," both for fundraising purposes, and because Liz is like the new Lincoln, but less working-class and flyover-y.
Also, we're going to stop molesting boys, and outsource all of that to her father's stable of Central Asian pedophile warlords, because getting dusky foreigners to do your work (and your wife) is the American Way. It's The Lincoln Way.
Bacha Bazi is a Blessing of Liberty. Really warms the cockles of my gunt.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 17, 2022 09:48 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Theodore at August 17, 2022 09:48 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (RkC6l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (al4du)
You want us to eat worms too?!?
(sniff)
MisHum's gone WEF....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:47 PM (7bRMQ)
You can eat anything you want to. I'm an easy going Cob.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (al4du)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2022 09:50 PM (x/Zt2)
Now to read the content.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 17, 2022 09:50 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Great photo of the flag up top. Nice Johnny Winter behind it.
I believe in that final photo, they are referring to the "other" left?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2022 09:51 PM (L/KCM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:51 PM (mE7cY)
What do you put on your resume?
What jobs could you apply for?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (al4du)
All right!!!! I knew you were my favorite CoB!!!! Hmmm, let's see. I know! French Toast with maple syrup for tomorrow's breakfast!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (7bRMQ)
18 So let's say you are a Period Dignity Officer, and you decide to leave your job and get another.
What do you put on your resume?
What jobs could you apply for?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (cm/80
Punctuation expert at a college?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (mE7cY)
More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Bu-Wheat at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (OdQQw)
Posted by: Ciampino - how to get rid of pests at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)
Sure thing slick.
Just as soon as we put an end to the invasion across our border, bring the cartels to heel, and replace most of congress.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (al4du)
All right!!!! I knew you were my favorite CoB!!!! Hmmm, let's see. I know! French Toast with maple syrup for tomorrow's breakfast!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (7bRMQ)
Only if you sous vide it first. Start now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:55 PM (al4du)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (bM7vb)
And you do it marvelously
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (al4du)
Junior's Farm talked about inflation
I took my bag into a grocer's store
The price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me why is it more
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)
18 So let's say you are a Period Dignity Officer, and you decide to leave your job and get another.
What do you put on your resume?
What jobs could you apply for?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (cm/80
Punctuation expert at a college?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (mE7cY)
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Stain remover.
Expertise with blood stains. Can help with murder scenes.
Posted by: Ciampino - how to get rid of stains or liberals at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (aeePL)
You know why the rino was upside down, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)
The price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me why is it more
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)
He said Jill Biden is a power hungry whore
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)
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No. Do I want to know?
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)
Do they make any money with $1/month?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)
It's so she couldn't shit on Wy anymore.
(riff on earlier NJ joke)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:00 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:00 PM (+5evm)
Danke!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:00 PM (anj39)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)
Mrs Splunge: No. She's depressed.
Me: (looks at several pictures of Liz Cheney)...I think you have a point there.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (oXNqT)
It's a bodily function. There isn't anything special about menstruation, nor is there anything bad. It is what it is.
What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (XIJ/X)
Life is grand.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (NpAcC)
Begone foul demon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)
Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes
Dennis Mumo admitted to police that he sealed his wife's vagina shut after finding messages she'd been sending to other blokes, arranging to meet when he was out of town.
"Things are tough. Tough I tell ya! My wife shut me down to only once a month. It really isn't too bad though - I know two other guys she shut down completely!"
-- Zombie Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (LsEU/)
Remember to add hash browns on Friday for National Potato Day.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (U+Oxn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (XIJ/X)
We do when me and the old man get together and pass the plate around to our old gang of unscrupulous plutocratic cronies.
Ol' Georgie boy dug deep and signed up for 2.5 million memberships alone, just out of the goodness of his black, wizened little heart.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (QgnTJ)
Turn off, then turn on the circuit breaker. That may do the trick.
Otherwise...yeah...it sucks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (NpAcC)
Don't forget the blueberries!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: CharlieBr
haggis master chef
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (bYkR0)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (U+Oxn)
Uh oh. Will every post be about Tater?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (cm/80)
If anything, she's angry. Angry that the people she thought she controlled rejected her like the used up tampon she is.
And now she's lashing out at the people she seems too stupid to know how good she was for them. She's a piece of shit, worthless pile of nepotism in a pair of fake blue jeans.
Fuck her and all like her.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)
I didn't read the article link. Did this guy wear an ankle monitor for four years before he got caught?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That would be a shitty job.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (bYkR0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (7cl0B)
My kid can do better than that
Posted by: Koko the gorilla at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (LyVHa)
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Til we have built jerusalem
In england’s green and pleasant land.
Posted by: Tyler Durden at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (QgnTJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)
********
I figured you'd be in bed or selecting tomorrow's artwork.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 10:07 PM (HJDAV)
If anything, she's angry. Angry that the people she thought she controlled rejected her like the used up tampon she is.
I sorta disagree. I think she's depressed because, despite being endlessly warned, she chose to evacuate herself all over those who put her in office. She's depressed because she can't believe a once-bright political future is gone completely, toast, finito. And deep down, she knows it's her own fault.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (LsEU/)
Ach, it's a step oop!
Posted by: Jason Grant, Former Period Dignity Officer at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)
-- Zombie Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Tonypete
"She likes to talk after sex, ya know? Last night she called me from Vegas."
Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: LRob in TX at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (KTPXo)
I’d guess that big-money donors count the number of paying customers as evidence of support.
Which might not be a bad deal if you want to siphon the donor class’s money into a losing cause.
I doubt very much that she’s going to run a serious campaign for president. She’s going to run a serious campaign for grift, much like Sanders.
The
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (U+Oxn)
horde rulz
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:09 PM (bYkR0)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:09 PM (qpPdw)
A farmer friend told me he has been warned by his finance guy that interest rates will be going up 4% over the next year. If even close to accurate, that is doom for many/most small farms. The 70's are the future!
Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (NTUk0)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (bYkR0)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Kiss with your eyes open
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
I love you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (NpAcC)
With all the maple syrup around here, I guess I'd better dust off the old ottoman....
Posted by: L Freud at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)
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How long until OnlyFans performers will need to be a member of Actors' Equity to ply their trade?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
A farmer friend told me he has been warned by his finance guy that interest rates will be going up 4% over the next year. If even close to accurate, that is doom for many/most small farms. The 70's are the future!
Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (NTUk0)
*tee hee*
Posted by: Bill Gates at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (llON8)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (aeePL)
Hi {{{Bluebell}}}
I love that picture too! Great find, {{{Hrothgar}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (bM7vb)
It’s a damn shame when people be destroying a perfectly good food holiday like you just did.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (U+Oxn)
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
...
Posted by: nurse ratched
NOW, you tell me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LRob
Boiardi.
Spent WWII trying to improve US Army field rations.
Posted by: Miklos salutes patriotic Chef Boiardi at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: 11B40 at August 17, 2022 10:12 PM (uuklp)
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:12 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (LphqV)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
I believe state "Right to Jerk" laws may come into play
Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (7cl0B)
The lamp illuminating the cards?
Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj)
Spent WWII trying to improve US Army field rations.
Posted by: Miklos
He should have stayed around for MREs in their earliest forms. Got better over a couple of decades.
Posted by: LRob in TX at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (KTPXo)
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
...
Posted by: nurse ratched
in fairness, this is not horde advice
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (bYkR0)
Anne Heche could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (hVqGz)
I love you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)
Why do you hate me?
Posted by: Louis Braille at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ladyl
I must confess, it was forwarded to me by NephewH, but it is a great image!
And now that we know the reason the rhino is upside down it is perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
97 "What is the contraption over the playing cards? On the left hand side?"
The lamp illuminating the cards?
Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj)
Lol. I love lamp.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)
@thehill
26m
@Sen_JoeManchin
on the Inflation Reduction Act: "When it fell apart, we stayed silent for quite a while. [...] [President Biden] knew enough being a former senator, sometimes you just got to let us do what we got to do. And I give him all the credit for that."
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (NpAcC)
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
I love you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched
One out of three is a pretty good start!
Posted by: Miklos with Room for Improvement at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (/NCI4)
She lives in the DC bubble and she has had years of people blowing smoke up her butt. She's come to believe it. She is political royalty. Now reality is biting her in the ass. Boohoo.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (anj39)
Haha, very funny, beanpole. I just got 46,000 votes in a statewide election. Do YOU have such a mandate from The People to run for President?
Posted by: Liz Chunkey at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (Jg92y)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
That's what I call it
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:12 PM (tQL7r)
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How long until we see actual battles between Charging Station A and Charging Station B? You know, like the competition between VHS and Betamax? Or Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD?
Place yer bets!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (+ya+t)
The lamp illuminating the cards?
Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj)
OFFS, dur!. Perspective be hard yo. I knew as soon as I typed, that I would feel like an idiot. Feels familiar.
Thank you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (HJDAV)
I have a “high-interest” savings account for stashing short term retirement savings. I swear I was getting an email from them about once a week while I was on vacation last month, with the “Good news, rates are going up!”
Good news! Your money is worth a boatload less now than it was last week!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (U+Oxn)
She played the tune the GOP called, and they paid the piper. Just a day's work, down on the Party plantation. All is well in her world.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (KAi1n)
For me, Winters was the perfect 1960s Rock N' Roll inspired Blues counterpoint to the truly great British blues guitarists such as Clapton, Paige, Beck, and Green. His playing was just different, it was always meticulously played but always on the edge of spiraling out of control and his single chord grooves, like Mean Town Blues, were just wicked. This difference I concluded came from him growing up in the time and places of the great 2nd wave blues at their peak; he was a native blues speaker, so to speak. For the Brits, everything was one step removed and that changed how the music was approached and, as everything turned out, was essential to how they reinvented blues. Neither is better, neither is worse. And I love them equally.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: Liz Chunkey at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (Jg92y)
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I'm reasonably certain I could scrounge up ten times that number of votes for you to shut your decrepit pie hole and go off somewhere to die in obscurity.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: nurse ratched
in fairness, you have sons, it is easier to kiss with your eyes closed than to drink until they are pretty.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:16 PM (bYkR0)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (/NCI4)
She lives in the DC bubble and she has had years of people blowing smoke up her butt. She's come to believe it. She is political royalty. Now reality is biting her in the ass. Boohoo.
I don't see any disagreement.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (U+Oxn)
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Huh. So the raise I got today now means I have negative purchasing power compared to last year...Pretty soon I'm going to have to pay my employer for the privilege of working there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:17 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (bYkR0)
Sounds like a rectal cleaning product.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 10:17 PM (al4du)
I heard Yoko said that was McCartney's best song. She loves it. Its her favorite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Spent WWII trying to improve US Army field rations.
Posted by: Miklos salutes patriotic Chef Boiardi at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (LyVHa)
__________
From what I read, he signally failed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (1Nxff)
So how is the bank- who made the error- going to make this right?
Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (Jg92y)
Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Oh, no . . . . . . . ..
Posted by: LRob in TX at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
Even better news: after the IRS is finished with you, you won't have any of that pesky money left to trouble you as it evaporates.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
>Is this before or after the mock apple pie and cool whip?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (WHt4f)
Life is grand.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (QgnTJ)
First World Problems are a weekend thread.
Posted by: Buddy at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
And you will like it!
Posted by: WEF at August 17, 2022 10:20 PM (ftFVW)
And now that we know the reason the rhino is upside down it is perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
I'm stealing it, my friend!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:20 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)
It's a scene we've all probably watched in multiple movies and shows: a customer is unable to pay their meal tab because they forgot/lost their wallet
I love going to movies at the theater. So, one time I got up to the ticket booth and found out my wallet wasn't in my purse. I told the seller I would go home for my wallet and come back for a later show. The manager was nearby and gave me a free pass. It made my day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (zm+d5)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Ladyl
You have the blessings of Clan Hrothgar to do so!
Just use it wisely...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (U+Oxn)
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Huh. So the raise I got today now means I have negative purchasing power compared to last year...Pretty soon I'm going to have to pay my employer for the privilege of working there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
No do 87,000 IRS agents. What was the dude's name that pissed off everyone a couple hundred years ago because he was robbing them blind? Oh, yeah, it was George something or the other. The Regime has created the conditions for some good and hard oppression.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (FF+On)
Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap
___________
He offered to make her US Ambassador to Wyoming.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:22 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:22 PM (uq7N2)
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
...
Posted by: nurse ratched
Kissing with your eyes open is just...weird.
{{{Nurse}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:22 PM (qpPdw)
Just use it wisely...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
I can't promise to do anything wisely!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:23 PM (qpPdw)
Back in the day I worked for a NC Representative and took constituents on tours of the Capitol and surrounding areas. My favorite was the National Archives but I'm not so into that anymore IFYKWIM.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2022 10:23 PM (Yh3xC)
Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (Gt91P)
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap
___________
He offered to make her US Ambassador to Wyoming.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
For the Win!
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (FF+On)
So was it a train or was she seeing the four of them separately?
Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
"doing the dishes"
heh
Luckily Darleen was out at the Bass Masters Tournament
Posted by: Miklos accept reasonable barter opportunities at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)
********
Word is that he has been arrested and charged with fraud. If convicted, it would be the first known instance of a man ending a period with a sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: nerdygirl
There'd be stings attached to taking the position.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
********
She's being used by the Left and it's pathetic that she doesn't know it.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (NpAcC)
Herschel Walker has a son who is a social media something or other. He was interviewed by the Babylon Bee. It was hilarious.
He made two solid points.
1. Of course schools are foisting sexual ideology on your kids. No kid ever had to be taught their sexuality. It comes naturally. That light clicks on without anyone's help.
2. The Republicans can win big in November as long as they don't act retarded. (Might be kind of late for that.)
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (PXnJR)
So was it a train or was she seeing the four of them separately?
Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.
Posted by: n
in fairness, if there were four guys there she saved room for her hubby.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:26 PM (uq7N2)
I didn't think I could hate that bitch more, but they always manage to surprise me. Lincolnesque, my ass.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino
It ain't called the Uniparty for nothing.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:26 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)
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OUCH!
That's gonna leave a mark!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)
There'd be stings attached to taking the position.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
__________
And absorbing a lot of mockery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (ftFVW)
Mrs Splunge: No. She's depressed."
Her comparison of herself to Lincoln is idiotic; her comparison to Grant in the Wilderness campaign is pathetic, and demonstrates only that she doesn't even understand the slightest thing about how that war was fought. Grant accepted high casualties because he was waging a war of attrition; he knew that he could get more men, but Lee could not.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (Gt91P)
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap
So, Ciampino, what did he call her?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (uq7N2)
Posted by: Liz Chunkey at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (Jg92y)
Ha-ha!
Posted by: Nelson Muntz
I can't until there is no electricity. Good luck pushing that Tesela. The Left is working overtime to make sure we can party like it is 1299.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (FF+On)
In ancient art you see do many depictions of naked people just wandering around I wonder if it was common for people to just not wear clothes. Wander around this clearing in the buff? Noooooo problem!
Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (PXnJR)
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap
So, Ciampino, what did he call her?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
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I'd bet dollars to donuts his comments started with, "Look, Fat..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: nurse ratched
What if she's a Applebees 4?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)
Then kiss with hour eyes closed.
Mouth too.
And don't order the scampi.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (1Nxff)
Flag should be upside down.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM -
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It works as it is because the world is upside down.
Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (NTUk0)
Tampon puns.
I'm out.
Posted by: S
in fairness, tampuns
Posted by: confederatefifth
It's enough to send you to a padded room.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (ftFVW)
I do know her path to victory. Poling well is crucial.
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 17, 2022 10:31 PM (Jg92y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:31 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)
This is how it is done folks!
Mock them! Show no mercy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:31 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:32 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:32 PM (ftFVW)
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So would his crack pipe!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d)
Liz Cheney and Mike Pence can fight to see who is the LEAST popular presidential candidate.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (+ya+t)
Audited for what? Didn't know they did anything like that.
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I can actually envision Obama doing that. Tells you all you need to know about him.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I can actually envision Obama doing that. Tells you all you need to know about him.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (tQL7r)
I can envision Pete Buttigieg accepting the job.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:35 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (r46W7)
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FIGHT ME
Posted by: Evan McMuffin at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan
Toss in Kamala, Kinzinger, and Schiff and we have a brand new political party.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (ftFVW)
This is gonna get bloody.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan
Toss in Kamala, Kinzinger, and Schiff and we have a brand new political party.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (FF+On
The Mean Girls party
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I told him that she lost, but he insisted she had a tip on where to find Corn Pop for a rematch.
Posted by: Dr. Jill at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (ftFVW)
Applebees waitress: Hello, sugar, what'll be?
Lonely hearts club member: I'll have the catfish and apple pie.
Applebees waitress: Coming right up, sailor!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)
This.
And I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (anj39)
1. ran out of left hand signs (snigger)
2. ran out of left-handed paint-rollers
3. used right-turn paint by mistake
(4. he was drunk on the job)
Posted by: Ciampino - maybe too much Meth? at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (qfLjt)
Lizzy Dumpty had a great fall
all the Dem voters and all the Dem's bark
Couldn't get Lizzy over that 30% mark
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (r46W7)
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap
Can he make a phone call himself, or does Dr. Jill have to input the number for him?
After that jacket fiasco, I don't even want to think about what it takes to get him into his Depends and clothes in the morning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM
https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+dMIv)
Posted by: Tonypete
Oh, I am there would be!
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Archimedes
After a trip to the grocery store, you're broke anyway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl
There'd be stings attached to taking the position.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (al4du)
After that jacket fiasco, I don't even want to think about what it takes to get him into his Depends and clothes in the morning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (qpPdw)
For pop culture, the case is most memorable for the revelation that the 42nd president for a time stored the audio tapes in his sock drawer at the White House. The tapes became the focal point of a 2009 book that Branch wrote.
U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson in Washington D.C. ultimately rejected Judicial Watch's suit by concluding there was no provision in the Presidential Records Act to force the National Archives to seize records from a former president.
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (X5CsJ)
What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (qpPdw
Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
She'd turn it down, because that would mean she might actually have to spend some time there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (qOuMB)
In order to make the debates, candidates usually have to have support at a specified level. A party that was interested in keeping Cheney from damaging its prospects would just set the threshold above her minuscule ratings - assuming that they actually wanted to avoid damaging Trump.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM (AmoqO)
After that jacket fiasco, I don't even want to think about what it takes to get him into his Depends and clothes in the morning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
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I think when you occupy the Oval Office, you just have to snap your fingers and say, "Get me Liz Cheney on the phone" and someone makes it happen.
Though why anyone would want to call a pathetic loser like Liz Cheney is beyond me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (X5CsJ)
Nothing to see here comrade, move along!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
You laugh, but a Gore Cheney '24 campaign managed by Michael Steele, Mark McKinnon, and John Heilemann could have legs. Imagine Joe and Mika as joint press secretaries! They could bring back old man Cheney at the Pentagon, and he could one up Rumsfeld in the weirdest second life as SecDef category.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (bM7vb)
etter un ru ra rungle
ont ook rack
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (qOuMB)
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Umm, could you point me toward the bathroom?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
********
"Ach, MacKeenzie. 'Tis a true Gordon plaid ye've given us!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (kXYt5)
Tampon puns.
I'm out.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (Gt91P)
It's the Horde, were you expecting mathematical equations?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (al4du)
Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)
Lol!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (qpPdw
Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
https://fortunasausage.com/cured-meat-box/
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM
One can't go wrong with The Gift of Meat!
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (+dMIv)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (YglAn)
https://fortunasausage.com/cured-meat-box/
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM (AmoqO)
First thought: 4 lbs of meat for $130
Second thought: Whole pieces of stuff that needs to be sliced seriously thin. Hope you have a slicer, or are a serious knife geek with a sujihiki or wide bevel gyuto.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (cm/80)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (tQL7r)
I think I can't afford it. I think the big ass slab of fat looks gross.
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (qpX6U)
https://tinyurl.com/mraf5tv7
A little bit of everything. Hitler, Goering, Mussolini, Kesselring, Afrika Korps, Russian Front, Luftwaffe, Bismarck or Tirpitz, Japanese aircraft sinking models of British and US battleships, railway artillery, Singapore surrender meeting.
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (TSfbz)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (+dMIv)
I love being given meat.
Posted by: Shep! at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Well what did Sarah say?
I don't know! I didn't listen!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (cm/80)
never ask permissin before kissing a girl
give her a kiss with authority
grab her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (6U4Sd)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (qpX6U)
So, you didn't vote for me?
Posted by: Liz at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)
Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Found it on You tube. I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (qpPdw)
shorturl.at/agqsU
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)
why do you think they are always drowning in panties
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (6U4Sd)
never ask permission before kissing a girl
give her a kiss with authority
grab her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (6U4Sd)
do it, it'll make grandma happy.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
Found it on You tube. I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (qpPdw)
Now watch it again with the Benny Hill theme playing in the background.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY)
Well, it seems he may be a reason for the raid:
"The brazen raid of President Trump’s home in Florida, Mar-a-Lago, likely has its roots in the Russia collusion story with a particular focus on Peter Strzok and his affiliation with the CIA."
https://tinyurl.com/2r2en423
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (Gt91P)
Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (TSfbz)
Well, yeah! That's how you make it: butter, peanut butter, real maple syrup.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)
In order to make the debates, candidates usually have to have support at a specified level. A party that was interested in keeping Cheney from damaging its prospects would just set the threshold above her minuscule ratings - assuming that they actually wanted to avoid damaging Trump.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (/NCI4)
Trump would PAY Liz to be in the Republican debates. He'll make her cry for mercy in every one of them.
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AMIL/)
Second thought: Whole pieces of stuff that needs to be sliced seriously thin. Hope you have a slicer, or are a serious knife geek with a sujihiki or wide bevel gyuto.
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM
Yeah. You would think I could get that stuff here (New Orleans). Have to ask around some more. Seriously want some Guanciale.
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)
That was the best part. Complete doofus!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Old man asked me why is it more
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)
He said Jill Biden is a power hungry whore
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:58
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And he wouldn't be wrong.
Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (6U4Sd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*******
Ach, MacKenzie, ye've redefined the Highland Fling, mon!"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (kXYt5)
give her a kiss with authority
grab her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth
She may relish being with a real man. Take you to bed. Fuck your brains out.
Then claim you raped her in the morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:52 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (FF+On
The Mean Girls party
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Count me in.
Posted by: Buttgig at August 17, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)
I know people are down on electrics, but I can see them being good for daily driving in the city. I’m just not keen on a critical mass of them bogging down the power grid.
Posted by: Caiwyn at August 17, 2022 10:52 PM (+dHQK)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (6U4Sd)
You were talking about Jill Biden, right?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)
Second thought: Whole pieces of stuff that needs to be sliced seriously thin. Hope you have a slicer, or are a serious knife geek with a sujihiki or wide bevel gyuto.
Posted by: Splunge
Step right this way, I've got a cheap box of already sliced "sausage" for you right over here.
Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)
Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Ciampino - maybe too much Meth?
I didn't think he was UAW.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
you're in N.O., stick with the andouille.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)
Wait, so the thread's over now?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)
The part of Willow is now being played by Boswell.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)
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Hmmm. Why is that box marked "Cannibal Bob's Thumb"?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell
I challenge you to a last comment duel at 10 paces.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (FF+On)
*goes back to the lobby; bangs on ticket window*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
Got plenty of that. Probably half a dozen brands in the store as well.
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I charge extra for insolent questions, Jack.
Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (+dMIv)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (Gt91P)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
The Worst Toilet In Scotland:
youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:58 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (+dMIv)
That figures. Female role taken by a male!! Is Boswell white too!!??!!
Posted by: Feminist Leftist, But IRM at August 17, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ladyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqjbAHSRA4k
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (+dMIv)
Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)
---------
So the cut vs. uncut question has been settled?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*********
Ach, MacKenzie! Ye've got knots in yer haggis, mon!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)
Well, Miley and my canning operation continues. We've put up 30 jars of stuff, and will be doing more. Peaches are next, I think. We did some okra and tomato mix last night, and that took a long time. I was pooped and hit the sack.
And now, I'm about to pull the plug on getting a big ass generator, enough to pull the whole house (and by a long shot). It's a PTO model, to be tractor driven, and so you can spend the money on generator without engine to turn it.
I'm having to force myself to realize what I'm doing is exchanging paper for real stuff, while the getting is good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)
Well, the wind was blowing. And gravity was very erratic that day.
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (qpX6U)
The moment we've all been waiting for!
Is Kat Time!!
https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:01 PM (+dMIv)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:01 PM (Gt91P)
Early Bird edition>>>>Lady Bird edition
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 11:02 PM (YsLD1)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:02 PM (+dMIv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*********
Ach, MacKenzie! Ye've got knots in yer haggis, mon!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)
***
Aye laddie!
This is gonna be Nessie.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM (anj39)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM (EZebt)
Then claim you raped her in the morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched
in fairness, better than simping
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM (GKy67)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (Gt91P)
Well, Miley and my canning operation continues. We've put up 30 jars of stuff, and will be doing more. Peaches are next, I think. We did some okra and tomato mix last night, and that took a long time. I was pooped and hit the sack.
And now, I'm about to pull the plug on getting a big ass generator, enough to pull the whole house (and by a long shot). It's a PTO model, to be tractor driven, and so you can spend the money on generator without engine to turn it.
I'm having to force myself to realize what I'm doing is exchanging paper for real stuff, while the getting is good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)
Electrons to paper to real stuff. Sounds good.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (llON8)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (GKy67)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*******
Ach, MacKenzie! There's no dignity in bowel movements, mon. It's all just crrrrrap!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (kXYt5)
The oil companies are motivated by greed and having hot mistresses. This leads to abundant supplies at affordable prices.
The Government is motivated by political power and policing how enthusiastic you're about pronouns. This leads to abundant shortages and well, abundant shortages.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (EZebt)
The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
If you've got two hours that's a good documentary about the corporatist hell we've been living under for two years vis a vis the c19 vaccines.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (YglAn)
Thanks for the welcome. Glad to talk with you all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM
Why on earth do the Bears need to re-sign Liz Cheney? Did their right tackle get injured in a pre-season game?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:07 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Moose outside should have told ya
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (q5ky+)
Posted by: publius
___
Amen.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (Gt91P)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (Gt91P)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (q5ky+)
Kudos to the sweet waitress who made the kitchen remake my daughter's quesadilla because it was too burnt today. The offending quesadilla never even made it to our table, and she whisked over the renake as soon as it was done. And the grandmotherly hostess came over to make sure my daughter was doing okay.
All of this at an airport Chili's. I really wish I could move to Florida, y'all are so nice here.
Posted by: pookysgirl, enjoying the sunshine at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (/g/O1)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (+dMIv)
The Government is motivated by political power and policing how enthusiastic you're about pronouns. This leads to abundant shortages and well, abundant shortages.
Posted by: Lost In Space
Who are you? So wise in economics?
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)
The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)
I'll leave with some old farts trying to rock and roll.
https://youtu.be/PD-MdiUm1_Y
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:59
Your talking sweet corn here, right Cicero?
Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (55Qr6)
Personally, this seems to me a very good choice, because you can swap generators without paying for a new integrated engine, but did you research the estimated kwh/gallon performance?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)
Here's a representative model of the generator I'll be getting:
https://tinyurl.com/2ggvzn33
I can get it under $5K look like, but add the PTO shaft and a little trailer to pull it around with, and you're back over $5K.
Note a standalone generator of that 30kW class would well over $10K, closer to $20K or so probably because of the engine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)
Kudos to the sweet waitress who made the kitchen remake my daughter's quesadilla because it was too burnt today. The offending quesadilla never even made it to our table, and she whisked over the renake as soon as it was done. And the grandmotherly hostess came over to make sure my daughter was doing okay.
then how do you know there was something wrong with it?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (ePT4L)
I hesitate to ask...
What became of Willow?
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (+dMIv)
She got sick of all the math on the blog?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)
___
Yeah, I would've said something.
Then again, I would never set foot in a 'church' like that.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (Gt91P)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM
Why on earth do the Bears need to re-sign Liz Cheney? Did their right tackle get injured in a pre-season game?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:07 PM (tkyK5)
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They want to try to recapture the magic of the Fridge?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (RFKzk)
I always scroll through here and look for your words of wisdom.
she has a husband
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (ePT4L)
What became of Willow?
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (+dMIv)
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I was wondering the same thing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)
Hell, we're getting to the point the 30s will look good.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)
Got plenty of that. Probably half a dozen brands in the store as well.
Posted by: Javems
tasso.
NEED TASSO
Posted by: Sometimes Miklos makes his own at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (LyVHa)
Oh my, after 2 years of REALLY increasing the money supply... causing inflation... they STOPPED increasing the Money Supply in May... and ... gasp... SURPRISE SUPRISE SURPRISE (yes, yelled in a Gomer Pyle voice)... inflation has flat lined.
It's almost like... PROOF ... that inflation was by design... and not stopped until the POLITICAL pressure got bad enough.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothga
--------------------------
My 8N had a Buick generator.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (AxHiq)
Scotland appoints Angus McPherson as its first Colon Blower, the health officer in charge of tracking "wee monkeypox outbreaks" in the highlands and glens of their fair land.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: publius
And don't forget Whitesnake!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (bM7vb)
Sorry, NEITHER.
And make prison something you actually DON'T want to go to, and it might make a difference, too.
Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (2b5zG)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM
I think Lizzy is trying to recapture the magic of the Fridge, combined with the charm and intellect of Kapernick!
What team wouldn't want THAT!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (tkyK5)
Much needed class.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)
===
*looks down wistfully at ketchup stain on t shirt*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (AxHiq)
The Government is motivated by political power and policing how enthusiastic you're about pronouns. This leads to abundant shortages and well, abundant shortages.
Posted by: Lost In Space
Who are you? So wise in economics?
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at August 17, 2022 11:09
SHH Sir B, no one is supposed to know Kamala is posting here. Top secret, like all the stuff Trump had in Mar-a-Lago, ready to sell to the Russkies.
Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 11:15 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: publius
And don't forget Whitesnake!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
And Girls were a lot more slender back then...
Compared to what I see now? Crap... I can't remember anyone being really heavy back then.... of course... we all smoked... /looks thoughtful
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2022 11:15 PM (oHd/0)
otherwise it is just insulting to your wife.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (ePT4L)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (AxHiq)
So was it a train or was she seeing the four of them separately?
Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Maybe he still loves her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (HJDAV)
I never did figure out which house was his...but I'm sure I ran through his backyard a time or two.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (1qBkh)
Kudos to the sweet waitress who made the kitchen remake my daughter's quesadilla because it was too burnt today. The offending quesadilla never even made it to our table, and she whisked over the renake as soon as it was done. And the grandmotherly hostess came over to make sure my daughter was doing okay.
All of this at an airport Chili's. I really wish I could move to Florida, y'all are so nice here.
Posted by: pookysgirl
Yesterday I stopped at local Denny's type place here in Las Cruces, NM for an omelet and hashbrowns. The lovely young women was like you don't want the toast and pancakes - they come with the meal. I am like, no, I am good. No waffles? Nah, I am good. Extra hashbrowns? No, thank you. With that she went to place the order and 5 minutes later she comes back with how about some fresh fruit. She finally nailed me. It was great. I left her a very good tip. This is New Mexican culture in one episode. It is so lovely here.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (FF+On)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Crazy glue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:19 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (X5CsJ)
I have to two tractors that can pull that thing wide ass open, a Ford 7710 and an 8700. I will use the 7710 first choice. At max rated PTO output, 86HP, fuel consumption is 5 gal per hour.
It will not be running wide open. Overall, efficiency is the greatest at full load. You get more output for input, but at much greater rate. At low load, efficiency is poorer, but fuel consumption is much less.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Perhaps, but it's a lead pipe cinch, she doesn't love him.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Hey, you don't have to do that.
From what I remember from the ads, you can even swim or ride horses while using tampons.
Even if you couldn't do either of those things before!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (AxHiq)
Doesn't exclude them from any obligation from being a member of a guild or union.
In Oregon, the case law with the Bureau of Labor (BOLI) decided that dancers at strip clubs are employees, entitled to minimum wage and cannot work for tips like an independent contractor.
IIRC It was due to the dancers being scheduled when and where to work and how long to be on.
Years ago there were some complaints about being paid just in tips and not enough to cover minimum wage, but I don't think those claims went very far because the dancers would be black-balled in all the clubs.
Illegal, but how do you prove it?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)
Fucking four other dudes while married to him should have been HIS first clue- after checking to make sure he is not David French (or Jack Murphy.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Crazy glue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Liquid Nail
Posted by: Miklos hazards at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Monty Hall at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (KFhLj)
Yes, yes...but you cant put your virtue signal license plate on a icky gas car
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Crazy glue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Liquid Nail
Posted by: Miklos hazards at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LyVHa)
KY Weld
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Custom vans with porthole windows too!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (bM7vb)
That always without fail seemed to smell like incense and schawzol musk.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (XG2Fi)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Maybe he still loves her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
I imagine each of her boyfriends felt cheated on too!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Miklos est amusee at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I think you just explained the Muppet character to me.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero
Forget that! Never Seize is called for that application.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:20
LMAO Rod. Now let me go nap you evil humorist.
Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (HJDAV)
Used to work with a woman of the Argentinian persuasion.
According to her, during the worst of their inflation, on payday everyone would bug out from work and go shopping, because their money would be worth significantly less by the end of the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)
Especially the last one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LOVUx)
Soon...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)
Indeed! 4 weeks until we come and getcha
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Far right extremist!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)
I don't think this particular lady has that issue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (HJDAV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Ach, MacKenzie! Ye've got knots in yer haggis, mon!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)
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Aye laddie!
This is gonna be Nessie.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Ach! I've trod on me sporran!
Posted by: McNab at August 17, 2022 11:28 PM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I think you just explained the Muppet character to me.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)
Or my little brother.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 11:29 PM (al4du)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (bW8dp)
Coming soon to a country near you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 11:29 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Tonypete
I don't think this particular lady has that issue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Red Loctite?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (LsEU/)
Not sure Jesus would approve, but his mom might understand.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
Hah! And the little shit gets something like 350K (Canadian) to freaking study MEMES!! for hate content!!!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (ZSK0i)
What's left are the dregs.
Same situation with the Scandis. The ones with normal testosterone levels turned Viking and left centuries ago. The ones with moderately low testosterone levels moved to Minnesota and vote for the Democrat-Farmer-Labor party. And the dregs remained.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)
I don't think this particular lady has that issue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (HJDAV)
Right? She needed a paper towel dowel sono tube and cement.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (qpX6U)
I bought my father-in-law a ham that he looked at and decided was far too fatty, so he wanted me to slice it down and cut the fat off.
He wound up with a good quantity of cold cuts, and I got the fat and rind (and hambone)
I would dice up a tablespoon or so of the ham and fry it down a bit to try out the fat, and then bake chopped potatoes in the same pan with the fat in the oven.
It was heavenly.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (xhaym)
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Also, it's full of Scots.
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)
Same situation with the Scandis. The ones with normal testosterone levels turned Viking and left centuries ago. The ones with moderately low testosterone levels moved to Minnesota and vote for the Democrat-Farmer-Labor party. And the dregs remained.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Which, in a nutshell, explains why much of Europe hates us.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (HJDAV)
Yes, but he didn't kiss any of the Running Man participants.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM
If I ever see a Tesla in the salvage yard, then I am buying the dealer logo badges to put on my Ford F-150!
I enjoy making Lefty heads explode.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (tkyK5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (bW8dp)
A common measure of engine efficiency is HP-hours per gallon of fuel. For the 7710 above, that's 86 HP / 5 gallons per hour consumption, which is about 17 Hp-hrs per gallon.
Now, converting that to kW-hrs, it's about 12.8 kW-hrs per gallon. That is of course, mechanical output power at the PTO shaft. Generator efficiency and gearbox losses will knock that down. Synchronous machine efficiency is pretty high for the big boys, but less for the smaller little ones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (LsEU/)
Thats usually for cylindrical part bonding. Thats the last thing she needs. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (r1z5A)
I know! We need better elites who would fund stupid jobs like that for conservative activists!
Posted by: Iris at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)
Seriously though, I understand that Llama is to coarse to be eaten plain, but isn't Alpaca cheaper?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (xhaym)
I was just looking. A standlone 30kW diesel genset will run about $17K, give or take a grand.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Soon...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)
Indeed! 4 weeks until we come and getcha
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)
I can't wait! I'm so looking forward to it!
Leaving on Friday for a big trip hiking in the Canadian Rockies and Glacier. Been training for 2 months. Today I was rushing around and managed to fall UP the stairs in my house. Now I have bruised knees and shins. Yay!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (qpPdw)
Well, Miley and my canning operation continues. We've put up 30 jars of stuff, and will be doing more. Peaches are next, I think. ...
I'm having to force myself to realize what I'm doing is exchanging paper for real stuff, while the getting is good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)
Exchanging paper for durable goods is good.
Do you ever dehydrate food?
Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Miklos est preparee at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LOVUx)
I'll repel that with my Lutheran Jello Salad.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (al4du)
Posted by: AnnaS at August 17, 2022 11:37 PM (l4l/z)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
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Is it the Wonder Woman bracelet rosary.
Put your wrist across your chest the each bead
shoot little .223 crosses?
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:37 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2022 11:38 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Bob from the IRS at August 17, 2022 11:38 PM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (al4du)
Hmm. Them could be fightin' words.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LOVUx)
I'll repel that with my Lutheran Jello Salad.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
The Sons of David throwing stars are the best religious weapons.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
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Spear of Destiny > Sons of David Throwing Stars
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)
Diesel is in the tractors, of course, and I've got storage tanks. You wouldn't want to let diesel sit around for years, but we've used diesel stored here over a year with no problems.
If I were doing this from scratch, things would be different calculations. But I've got some big tractors here, big engines already here that can drive a generator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:42 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)
I'm partial to the Swiss Guard halberd.
The little shit was right about one thing: Fr. Heilman sent each of the Swiss Guard a combat rosary. It is a movement within the Church started by Fr. Heilman to masculinize faith again. He has combat packs of various religious goods and books, including a prayer regimen. They really are the bomb. He also started the Knights of Divine Mercy, from which this movement grew. DH is one of them, although since we aren't in WI anymore, that's sort of withered. Still, Catholicism only really works with real men. It isn't a religion carried by women, at all.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:43 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Ladyl
Hey, you'll almost be in PNW land. Stop by. What's 500 miles and 3 extra days to visit questionable friends? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:43 PM (r1z5A)
Hey, you'll almost be in PNW land. Stop by. What's 500 miles and 3 extra days to visit questionable friends? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:43 PM (r1z5A)
I would LOVE to see you! And Nurse! But I'm on a tour with 3 other people and the itinerary is, well, brutal.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:45 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:46 PM (LOVUx)
It's almost like... PROOF ... that inflation was by design... and not stopped until the POLITICAL pressure got bad enough.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
Actually it is proof that inflation is driven by increases in the money supply. This is the one certain agreement between the Chicago and Austrian schools of economics.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
I've run 4 yr. old diesel no problems...just stay on top of filter replacement.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:47 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2022 09:51 PM (L/KCM)
My guess, it's a work-around to enable traffic on the road to make a left onto another one by merging, instead of piling up at a light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:47 PM (k1Bd+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 11:48 PM (2e5RV)
More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)
Could be worse. Could be a colon dignity officer, a job tailor made for Pete Bootyjizz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (k1Bd+)
Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (Rbu5d)
Is the wrong answer "not intentionally"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (AxHiq)
Well, he'd have to, after gluing her up. Right?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:50 PM (xhaym)
More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)
Could be worse. Could be a colon dignity officer, a job tailor made for Pete Bootyjizz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (k1Bd+)
Maybe colon integrity?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
>Bring sour cream and chive potato chips for the mountain goats.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 11:53 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: CA Token at August 17, 2022 11:53 PM (2+yws)
More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)
Could be worse. Could be a colon dignity officer, a job tailor made for Pete Bootyjizz.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (k1Bd+)
Maybe colon integrity?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Might not be a great idea to put him in charge of the one thing he's dedicated to his life to violating as often as possible.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 17, 2022 11:54 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: CA Token at August 17, 2022 11:54 PM (2+yws)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-o1N2swMw
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:55 PM (Cv0a2)
Posted by: CA Token at August 17, 2022 11:54 PM (2+yws)
Good band name.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 11:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)
I put YokoOno tires on my Suburban. They screech a lot during hard cornering. Also when parked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:58 PM (k1Bd+)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:46 PM (LOVUx)
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Fr. Mitch did a thing on the Prophets last century.
It brought me (not raised in the church) closer to understanding the Bible that anything up to that time.
He brought clarity and he brought it to life.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:58 PM (AxHiq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)
I put YokoOno tires on my Suburban. They screech a lot during hard cornering. Also when parked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:58 PM (k1Bd+)
Our VP uses Kumho
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 12:00 AM (AxHiq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:00 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:04 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:07 AM (VwHCD)
How's Braindamage?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (U2p+3)
I canned green beans yesterday, and made blackberry jam. Tomorrow I have to pick my yellow plums and make plum conserve. This is my first real harvest off a plum I grafted, and it might be an indication that I am going to have a lot of plums in my future, that tree is loaded.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (5c6LT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)
Libs of TikTok has been permanently suspended from Faecesbook...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (5c6LT)
But not the libs who post the stuff that they repost.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2022 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 12:10 AM (AxHiq)
I have a handle on some green gauge plums and some Italian prunes. I usually eat most of them instead of canning.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:11 AM (U2p+3)
You preformed the notoriously difficult Biden Bounce. Not only can he fall UP the stairs to a 747, but he can also crash the economy, surrender an entire nation to a band of terrorists, eliminate our national borders, but DO SO and claim an increase in his polls from 31% phhhhtttt to only 29.9% phhhhtttt !!!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 12:13 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)
ONly the true elite like myself wear a Movadon't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:13 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: nurse ratched
gonna try...easier to stay up than to get up. (no phrasing jokes)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:14 AM (r1z5A)
I also want to hit her up for guano for my garden
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)
ONly the true elite like myself wear a Movadon't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:13 AM (Yedth)
Is that the stupid watch with the black face and no numbers? yeah, thats real creative.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)
Did any of you catch the dude in the wheelchair?
I'm trying to imagine an IRS agent chasing someone down in wheelchair...and I can't.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bjttHzVdwU7P/
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 12:17 AM (Cv0a2)
I also want to hit her up for guano for my garden
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (xhaym)
Giving her the zucchini eh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Miklos the Chance Gardener at August 18, 2022 12:19 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:11 AM (U2p+3)
Nurse, you eat prunes regularly?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:19 AM (7bRMQ)
I did see that.
It made me think US Civil War 2.0 would make a great setting for the reunion season of Blackadder.
Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 12:19 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (V13WU)
Is that the stupid watch with the black face and no numbers? yeah, thats real creative.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)
I got one of those for a gift. I gave it away
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (VwHCD)
Hey! I saw an ad posted at the local grocery store today. Some local guy has a mess of guitars to sell, including some vintage ones, and also some amps. One Fender Strat, and another Fender made as a copy of a Strat. I could snap a pic of the ad, or copy it down. The most expensive one is one thousand Canuck pesos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (2+yws)
Yeah it was too easy. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (VwHCD)
In a just world, the crippled IRS thug would be required by law to use his first shot to ankle his victim -- to make it a fair chase!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (FaXTU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)
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Vegetables can be sensual, don't you think?
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner
The sundial ones really date a fella.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Berserker
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Was just paging through some Byrds tunes, and hit on this McQuinn /Marty Stuart video. I know nothing about guitars, that one looks flashy. https://tinyurl.com/bddszf3e
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (Go9h8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (Yedth)
Hmm, sounds interesting.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:24 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: nurse ratched
And piss and vinegar....(smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:24 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (Yedth)
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Any in Zebrawood?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (XG2Fi)
Cut the crap and pour me a drink.
Posted by: Mrs. Wormer at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)
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I'll give him a 100 american for the lot. but that's my highest offer !
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (XG2Fi)
I don't know. Descriptions only, and pretty terse. I will snap a pic of the ad flyer tomorrow. Garrett might be interested, and it's only about a 4 hour road trip for him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:28 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Variations of a small box of raisins or two, a pear, an apple, and an orange.
The orange is easily consumed by dropping it in a bullet blender with some ice then added to you favorite glass containing your preferred vodka.
Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 12:28 AM (AxHiq)
The modern GOP would die aspirating their own vomit if they encountered Lincoln today. Like garlic to a vampire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 12:29 AM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (XG2Fi)
Zebrawood isn't native to the U.S. Plains
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)
That's TOO easy. Watch, and take notes:
*FM dj* "..and now, mellowing friends, this epic track for your listening pleasure, "Stairway to Heaven", by someone having to do with flying a Dirigible."
You can use that intro, write your own, or hopefully find the most obscure ones, the versions on tracks from Les Nessman or Rush Limbaugh in his pre-Sacramento years.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 12:31 AM (tkOps)
Nice find re M2
Implications are pulling money out of the ecosystem will REDUCE inflation.
IDK if that's true but pouring money into an ecosystem produces inflation for sure.
Another inflation driver...reduce supply and hold demand constant. Like they're doing with gas. Two million less barrel s a day produced a doubling of price to bring supply back in balance with demand.
And prices of everything... everything that moves...went up to buy the gas and provide a profit margin.
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 12:33 AM (3qoBw)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Finding a Z-bra would almost certainly result in getting wood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (U2p+3)
It has been a very late year, I am just getting tomatoes and squash.
I am drying apples today, I may dry zucchini tomorrow or the next day. Dried zucchini is very boring, and reconstituted in stew it has no flavor and the texture of oyster mushrooms.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)
Its actually very easy if you have any time at all on a guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (Yedth)
Zs would be... too much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)
Its actually very easy if you have any time at all on a guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)
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So what you're saying is, all those years on the slide whistle were wasted.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (Yedth)
Zs would be... too much.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)
Imagining a Frenchman saying that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2022 12:38 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:40 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (XG2Fi)
Maybe for you....
Posted by: Kamala at August 18, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ)
Implications are pulling money out of the ecosystem will REDUCE inflation.
IDK if that's true but pouring money into an ecosystem produces inflation for sure.
Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 12:33 AM (3qoBw)
I think raising interest rates mostly slows the creation of money via loans, and lets a growing economy catch up. If the regulation and taxation load are too heavy, the economy does nothing because it can't move so it can't catch up with the money creation rate anyways.
Also, the FedGov inventing money is also inflationary.
They will not let it go deflationary for very long, that is let the creation of money be lower than the growth of the economy, since too many dear friends and relatives are relying on easy money to operate.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)
There needs to be a reckoning, but there wont because of this right here
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:43 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (XG2Fi)
Not unless you plan on jamming with the international silver string submarine band. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)
https://tinyurl.com/5bxj9bke (warning, sfw but...)
Prosecution rests.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)
Gotta be the biggest tits in the galaxy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (ybIRR)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:43 AM (+I6Y/)
Zimbabwe is just beginning to issue gold ounce coins due to their decades of hyperinflation. They are planning to issue smaller denominations, and they need it since a troy ounce is worth about half an average yearly salary there.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:45 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)
Yes, a capitol offense.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)
>Isn't that the forbidden riff? You'll create a tear in the space-time continuum. Or be struck by lightning.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 18, 2022 12:47 AM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM
Meh. Bolt-ons...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:47 AM (FMVR1)
The Funeral Potatoes should never be overlooked, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (ybIRR)
To be honest they never did anything for me, but they are kind of cool to look at.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:47 AM (FMVR1)
Bolt-ons? They're fucking weld-ons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
https://tinyurl.com/5bxj9bke (warning, sfw but...)
Prosecution rests.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)
Gotta be the biggest tits in the galaxy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (VwHCD)
She is repulsive to look at. Hideous, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)
Under normal monetary and banking conditions, yes. But I remember reading some articles over the years about how the system is so fucked up, that things ain't working normally.
The Fed put so much damned M0 money in the system with the QE (and then the Coof blowout that blew all the previous rounds of QE away), that it was so outside the bounds of normal monetary conditions it was uncharted territory.
Very weird things are happening that just stands normal on its head.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)
Yeah..doc walked away from the air compressor too long when she was getting 'enhanced'
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:52 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
They're ugly looking and her face is a mess too. Only guys she's going to attract are skeevy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:53 AM (7bRMQ)
Very weird things are happening that just stands normal on its head.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)
Whats really great is in this uncharted territory we have TOP. MEN. in charge
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:54 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
Those ARE her natural tits. But they contain foreign objects, of such nature to render said tits un-natural to the touch, intrusive to many common sexual positions, and repulsive to a large cross-section of the population.
But yeah, those are her tits, for certain definitions of "tits".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 12:54 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)
They are so obviously fake, that there is no attraction to them at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:56 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)
Yes, a capitol offense.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)
But do they tell you?
Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 12:58 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)
That is my point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 01:00 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:56 AM (Yedth)
That is kind of my point about fake breasts. Lie to me. Make me believe. Do not shout from the rooftops that you are lying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:53 AM (7bRMQ)
she looks like a man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
I'll give you an example of the insane, bizarro banking conditions.
The Fed has set the required reserve ratio to zero. What?! Banks don't have to have any reserves? The could create infinite loan money!
Nope, nothing like that at all. The Fed has put so much base money, which are reserves in the system, that the reserve requirement becomes meaningless, and actually counter-productive to the control of the fed funds rate!
I don't understand all the details, but I remember reading an article explaining it. That's how crazy the monetary and banking conditions are now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (Mzdiz)
IOW, the Fed has put so much base money into the system that a bank couldn't get rid of reserves if it wanted to.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (Yedth)
she looks like a man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
Makes me want to turn off the internet for the night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (7bRMQ)
Each boob probably has a little rubber valve on the bottom so she can inflate it with helium. That way, they'd be light, and would not strain her back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:07 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM
Sadly this is what the internet was made for... Or this stuff is made for the internet...
Reap what ye sow, and all that...
You know what I mean!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:08 AM (FMVR1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (Yedth)
China may collapse economically within a month, if it does then it probably will take a discount for immediate repayment on loans. Or it might dollarize. Or invade Taiwan as a distraction.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 01:09 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:10 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM
I'll take Door Number 3, Monty...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:11 AM (FMVR1)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 01:09 AM (xhaym)
Saw an article today somewhere talking about the fact that if China invades Taiwan, it would cause a disruption in computer chips, which would exacerbate China's issues.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (dNqv+)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8ezhzz
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:10 AM (dNqv+)
Nasty outbreak of melanoma on her shin, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (FMVR1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (Yedth)
Tonight, MP4 will be played by AOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:13 AM (dNqv+)
She seems nice... Except for the tat!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (FMVR1)
I would anything for love, but I won't do tat...
Posted by: Meatloaf at August 18, 2022 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:14 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:13 AM (dNqv+)
Heh! Not quite.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (FMVR1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)
But do they tell you?
Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 12:58 AM (kOpft)
the reason why stairway to heaven is an issue in guitar stores is because for some frigging reason it was the song every frigging nosepicker that walked into a guitar store would play, especially in the mid to late 70's. The salesmen got frigging tired of it. I worked in a guitar store during my senior year in high school, and I saw it first hand. Hand a kid a guitar, and boom, you're gonna hear stairway to heaven. The pissoff is, its not a hard song. I was playing the frigging lead to that song in junior high, why it became a benchmark I have no idea, but it did. Yeah it died out after a while when it became old enough to fart dust and by the early 80's the kids were all playing thrash and speed metal, but man for a while there stairway to heaven was chinese fucking water tortue.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (VwHCD)
I'd live with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:14 AM (dNqv+)
she is cute, but the tat speaks to poor judgment, but sadly not poor enough that she'd go out with me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (Yedth)
Not sure if that's a xenomorph, a Wingèd Hussar, or some comic book hero fag...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (FMVR1)
Never really examined it, but I think it is a stooping eagle.
https://tinyurl.com/8ab9rfnj
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (Yedth)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:17 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:18 AM (dNqv+)
https://tinyurl.com/h3a485y8
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:18 AM (kC+Z2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:20 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 01:21 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:21 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM
Christ, AOP -- I'd go out with you if the date involved ramming around the desert on your Weasel!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:22 AM (5c6LT)
BTW, I was just looking at small generator efficiencies. For the fuel input energy to output electric energy, the are pretty piss poor. Around 20% give or take a little bit. And they do drop at low load. Some will get as low as 13% at low load. Others do better.
Bottom line is burning your own fuel to generate is very, very inefficient. Your cost per kW-hr is many, many times what utilities charge.
It's the old economies of scale thing here. Very large generators and the prime movers to turn them can be much more efficient, input and cost wise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:22 AM (5c6LT)
that sounded soooo not right. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:22 AM (5c6LT)
I don't think the sharp rocks and scree slopes would be friendly to the tracks. They were really built for snow, but handle mud quite well, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:24 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 01:24 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:21 AM (a4EWo)
I pray that dear DDS's bottle lasts through the night. How's that? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM
Have you looked at the Stirling engine?
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (5c6LT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Just put Liz Cheney on a treadmill, with the doorway to Golden corral just out of reach.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (Yedth)
TEASE!
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 01:27 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (5c6LT)
Stirling engines have very low efficiency, IIRC, because the delta T through the cycle is so small. What they can do, though, is make effective use of low-grade heat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (Yedth)
The treadmill might actually fold space.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM
What's her name?
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (5c6LT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:30 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 01:30 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:34 AM (5c6LT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Yes it is. Probably why Miklos came to mind . That being said I used to roll doobies driving down the road at 70 + while steering with my knee while listening to that song. Not sure the memory synapses from that period function normally .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:35 AM (kC+Z2)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (5c6LT)
Katerina Soria. A fav. I like redheads. and boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)
Yep, Stirling engines are mostly good for teaching heat engine principles in Thermodynamics courses. :-)
Don't get me wrong, they do have some practical applications, but you're not going to do much with them as a practical matter.
A real Stirling engine is very different from the ideal one in the Thermo courses. There are other inefficiences in the practical design.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)
IIRC, Stirling engines, powered by paraffin oil, were widely used in the tropics for decades in the last century to generate electricity...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:38 AM (5c6LT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)
Feet?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:40 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 01:40 AM (wwcKe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)
Definitely belongs on my 1000 year list.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:40 AM (VwHCD)
Re engine efficiency. There is a maximum theoretical efficiency of a heat engine. It's very simple, 1 - Tc/Th, where Tc is the heat sink temperature, and Th is the hot side temp, both in absolute temperatures.
So, the only way to get that to 100% is have your cold body at absolute zero, or your hot body at infinite temperature, both of which are unattainable. High temperatures are destructive to materials, of course.
But that is the ceiling on efficiency set by the laws of thermodynamics. Real world efficiency is much lower because of other effects like friction, heat loss, etc, etc.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:41 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I chased a cute redhead with the complete package for about 4 months in one of my time wasting periods pursuing education. When I finally caught her I regretted it .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:42 AM (kC+Z2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:43 AM (5c6LT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)
Its comments like that which created my 1000 year rant. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I have one of these: https://tinyurl.com/y5h823nr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 01:45 AM (tFWfv)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:42 AM (kC+Z2)
*fistbump*
Happens with every woman IRL I am attracted to. It is a talent.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:46 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:53 AM (kC+Z2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:42 AM (kC+Z2
I knew a girl who had a rack like that katerina chick, and they were real. I know they are real, because when she popped her bra off they slapped the ground with a sound found only in a belly flop contest. So yeah, as spock says, sometimes to want a thing is better than to have a thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)
Search amazon for Stirling engine generators. There are a lot of little toy ones for "educational purposes". They are quite cute.
You can power a little LED bulb.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)
At Clempson Cow Collidge, the Physics Dept. had a number of cute little well made Stirling engines. The one I remember was propane torch powered. You set it up, then heated the hot end with a standard hand-held torch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:59 AM (axE4J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 01:45 AM
Well, you're all set for coming lean years...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:01 AM (axE4J)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2022 02:02 AM (KFhLj)
So, what you're saying is, she played base?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 02:03 AM (tkOps)
Gotland class submaries. The Stirling system is the Kockums v4-275R Stirling AIP unit, two of them on these submarines.
Looking that up, heat source is LOX burning diesel fuel in a high pressure combustion chamber. Heat sink is the water. It also has regular diesel engines for surface propulsion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:16 AM (8On0t)
An old V-twin motorcycle engine might be the basis for a larger one?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:17 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:19 AM (Yedth)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 02:19 AM (a4EWo)
The idea of those Stirling "AIP", air independent propulsion was stealth and long underwater endurance times. Nuclear of course is the way to go, but this was a clever non-nuclear way that can give "weeks" of underwater run time.
The Stirling engine is very quiet. Combustion pressures are such that the exhaust can just be directly dumped into the surrounding water.
The US Navy did some wargaming with these Swedish submarines, and one managed to get close enough to the USS Ronald Reagan to have sunk it, so stealthy it was.
Don't tell anyone, but the US Navy has a weakness for very stealthy diesel electric submarines. A normal battery powered one managed to "sink" the USS Enterprise during a similar war game.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Because clearly the FBI uses them for a fishing expedition.
Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2022 02:20 AM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at August 18, 2022 02:21 AM (LyVHa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 02:21 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)
Dramatized in the seminal training film, Down Periscope.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 02:23 AM (dNqv+)
Those Gotlands have onboard batteries of course, and can function as a regular diesel-electric. The Stirlings can charge the batteries under water or directly drive the propulsion system, but not both.
Under the Stirling propulsion, speed is just 5 knots. With batteries, 20 knots.
It's a very, very stealthy, sneaky attack submarine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Swedish submarine chef at August 18, 2022 02:26 AM (LyVHa)
I built a nice working model using an erector set.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:28 AM (8hy0r)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 02:30 AM (a4EWo)
Yeah, I've read nukular subs are large and noisy... A small, stealthy diesel-electric sub has some advantages over them!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:33 AM (EWmC/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 02:37 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at August 18, 2022 02:21 AM
A Stirling engine driven by another motor functions as a heat pump and can be used as a device for refrigeration...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:42 AM (txViY)
Those Gotlands are limited to how much LOX they can store onboard. You're carrying both fuel and oxidizer.
These things are very cool, but the real limits and details are kept close to the vest by the Swedes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 02:44 AM (dNqv+)
Yeah. I said as much earlier today. The election was nothing more than advertisement for her new income stream. She never hoped to win.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2022 02:45 AM (2FeAz)
Yep, a refrigerator (heat pump) is just a heat engine in reverse. Here, efficiency is seen in a different light. Rather than getting work out of a temp difference, you're inputting work to move heat against a temperature difference. That is, pump heat uphill so to speak.
In reverse, conditions that make for a piss poor heat engine, low temp difference, make for the most efficient heat pump operation.
Little work for a heat engine means lots of heat moved for little work input in a refrigerator.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)
Thermodynamic education is sorely lacking. If just a reasonable fraction of the population actually understood just some basic principles, most of the green, EV nonsense would be laughed out of town before it even got off the ground.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:47 AM (txViY)
Reading some more about the Gotland subs, they "ran rings" around the US Navy during these various war games.
These Gotlands made fools out of our Admirality. Them Rear Admirals took it right up where their name suggests.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Inshore deterrence is a whole different game than Global Deterrence. Fast Attacks for the Win.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 02:59 AM (tkOps)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 18, 2022 03:09 AM (sAmhv)
Granted, of course. The Swedish Bikini Team Navy ain't gonna be doing Global operations.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:47 AM (txViY)
Back in the late '60s, as a Boy Scout, I toured a boomer (Norfolk, VA sub piers). Got to walk around the missile silos on the sub which the sailors' affectionately called 'Sherwood Forest'. They told us they exercised by running laps around the silos. Also hit my head going through one of the hatches. I don't now how sailors willingly go beneath the seas in boats. Claustrophobic as hell.
Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2022 03:35 AM (ldL4g)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 03:36 AM (a4EWo)
To this day, I cannot stomach the smell of Brasso.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 03:39 AM (VTyhy)
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Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 03:47 AM (KAi1n)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 04:12 AM (k8B25)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)
Thanks!
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20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)
Number 5, the crowd watching Liz Cheney concede, is the best!
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