Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/17/22) Early Bird Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

"I was very naive about the situation. I had no idea of the power, the scope [of the audit] going in three years of my life… and me having no control over that, no control over the information he was given," TX Rancher Deborah Hajda


Oh goody soon the IRS will be carrying .40 caliber


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Quote II

“I really don’t think it was mean-spirited, but it is one other thing that’s politically dangerous. It’s oblivious.” FNC's Harris Faulkner

Quote III

We now think a recession is unavoidable in the second half of this year as the impact of high energy prices on both households and industry takes effect Andrew Kenningham of Capital Economics


Quote IV

"Since the freeway has been there, I’ve had four of the cars come through my house completely. All the other ones, have torn up my fence, and I’ve lost three cars in the yard," Ray Minter


Quote V

“Strippers are live entertainers, and while some aspects of their job are unique, they have much in common with other Equity members who dance for a living,” Actors’ Equity Association President Kate Shindle


Hmmm. And here I thought they were independent contractors.

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Submitted to us by Hrothgar................

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Speaking of RINO Liz, Kurt Schlichter weighs in on the RINO's defeat.

Here's a thought exercise – would Liz Cheney have gotten more or fewer votes than she did if she had announced, right before the election, "I have monkeypox?" Considering that the pus plague is polling better than she did in the Wyoming primary the other night, perhaps she should have just announced that "I am monkeypox."

She is Republican monkeypox, you know. She is a walking, talking, warmongering, loathsome disease infecting the nether regions of the Republican Party, and her resounding rejection by the decent Americans of Wyoming demonstrates that we are curing the infection that is her kind. The Bill Kristols, the Jen Rubins, the Jeff Flakes, and the John McCains are gone, and we don't miss them. Miracle Whip Mitt will be gone next time. He won't be missed either, except by MSNBCNN and WaPo when they need a sitting senator to sell out the people who once had his yellow back.


I guess Liz can let those Lincoln chin whiskers grow now, you go girl.


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When little Jason was growing up, he was asked what he wanted to be.
1. [ ] Fireman
2. [ ] Police officer
3. [ ] Astronaut
4. [X] Period Dignity Officer

Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer – a move that has sparked backlash from social media users.

Grant’s new role will see him travel around the region to discuss free access to period products and also have conversations about the menopause.

His appointment comes as Scotland becomes the first country to introduce a law to widen access to free period products.

However, critics on social media have said that the role should have gone to a woman.

“So there’s a first Period Dignity Officer now and of course it’s a guy. Your gender studies hard at work,” one user wrote. “I’m going to lie down. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.”

I think most of us here tonight don't want you to be here anymore either.


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If you gave me daily enrichment I would and could produce some far out there art.

Zoo auctions orangutan art as NFTs, $550 starting bid for first-of-its-kind conversation effort

Friday is international orangutan day, and the Oklahoma City Zoo is marking it with a special occasion: an auction of 20 artworks digitally painted by Elok, the zoo’s 21-year old orangutan. The works come in the form of NFTs, a type of unique digital collectible, that will be auctioned off on the NFT platform OpenSea until noon on Aug. 22.

Elok painted the art pieces as a daily enrichment activity meant to keep him healthy and active. By using a modified paintbrush and an Xbox equipped with a sensor Elok painted a variety of colors on a digital canvas from his indoor habitat. In exchange, he got his favorite treats: popcorn, prunes, and animal crackers.

Here is a digital painting made by Elok that the zoo is keeping but is similar to the 20 that will be up for auction on Friday:

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Had I been a parishioner at this church and heard this sermon: I hope I would have stormed out and not break a commandment by doing something I would later regret.

Pastor offers groveling apology after scolding ‘cheap’ flock: ‘I’m not worth your Red Lobster money?’

A Kansas City pastor chastised his “cheap” congregation for not gifting him an expensive watch during a sermon on “taking care of God’s shepherd” and then issued a groveling apology after a video of it went viral.

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This may fly at the Waffle House, but probably not too many other places.

Waffle House Manager Lets Customer Pay by Doing Dishes After She Jokingly Asked

It's a scene we've all probably watched in multiple movies and shows: a customer is unable to pay their meal tab because they forgot/lost their wallet (like the kitchen scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure with Pee-wee and Simone) and a character is forced to has to wash dishes and perform some tasks in the dining establishment in order to pay their tab.


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I bet a dollar to a donut CBD knows the answer.

Who was the real Chef Boyardee?

Sometimes, it's fun to live in the mystery. Even though one could find pictures that reveal the identities of celebrities like Daft Punk and Banksy on the internet, isn't it more interesting to leave the proverbial thread of their alter-egos dangling? I don't know about you, but I like leaving some questions unanswered.


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Not feeling all that humanitarian tonight. My answer to their complaint, too fvcking bad.

Electric vehicle owners are fed up with broken EV chargers and janky software
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A JD Power survey finds that EV charging is still a huge mess

A common complaint you hear from electric vehicle owners is about the sorry state of public EV charging: broken chargers, janky software, busted screens. But a lot of this is anecdotal, and it can be hard to find any rigorous studies that capture the current state of EV charging in the US.

JD Power surveyed 11,554 electric vehicle and plug-in hybrid vehicle owners from January through June 2022 for its second annual Electric Vehicle Experience Public Charging Study. Despite big growth in the number of public EV chargers in the US, EV owners say the overall experience still sucks.


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Is the USA under-policed and over-imprisoned?


A new paper, The Injustice of Under-Policing, makes a point that I have been emphasizing for many years, namely, relative to other developed countries the United States is under-policed and over-imprisoned.

…the American criminal legal system is characterized by an exceptional kind of under-policing, and a heavy reliance on long prison sentences, compared to other developed nations. In this country, roughly three people are incarcerated per police officer employed. The rest of the developed world strikes a diametrically opposite balance between these twin arms of the penal state, employing roughly three and a half times more police officers than the number of people they incarcerate. We argue that the United States has it backward. Justice and efficiency demand that we strike a balance between policing and incarceration more like that of the rest of the developed world. We call this the “First World Balance.”

First, as is well known, the US has a very high rate of imprisonment compared to other countries but less well known is that the US has a relatively low rate of police per capita.


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Come here little puppy.

At a Russian arms fair this week, a developer showed off their new creation, and the logical next step of the robot arms race: a Boston Dynamics-style dog robot with an RPG strapped to its back.

A video uploaded by RIA Novosti, a Russian-state owned news agency, shows the robot in action, in which the robot tiptoes around before laying down on the ground, its RPG pointed forward. The robot itself is dressed in something akin to the black outfit of a ninja, its eyes, which are presumably cameras, peeking out.


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A certain Steven Fields of Georgia will be taking very necessary math classes.

HULL, Ga. -- A northeast Georgia man has been sentenced for spending part of a $31,000 check that was mistakenly deposited into his bank account.

Steven Fields, 18, was sentenced to 10 years of probation and is ordered to pay restitution to a 70-year-old victim of the same name who lives in the same small town.

Madison County sheriff's officials said in March 2014 that Fields was charged with theft by taking after a bank teller accidentally deposited a check for about $31,000 into his account that was intended for another customer also named Steven Fields.

After receiving the mistaken deposit, the 18-year-old withdrew $20,000 and then made $5,000 in purchases with his ATM card, ABC News reports. When he tried to take out more money the next day, the bank informed him of the error and called police.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Steak House Emporium

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On this day:17 Aug 1969
The final day of the 3 day Woodstock Festival took place at Max Yasgur's farm in Bethel, New York. Acts who appeared included Crosby, Stills Nash & Young, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, John Sebastian, Sha Na Na, Joe Cocker, Country Joe and the Fish, The Band, Ten Years After, Johnny Winter and Paul Butterfield Blues Band. Over 186,000 tickets had been sold but on the first day the flimsy fences and ticket barriers had come down. Organisers announced the concert would be a free event, prompting thousands more to head for the concert. via thisdayinmusic.com

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And because I wanted to..............


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There are so many things wrong with this story.

Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes

Dennis Mumo admitted to police that he sealed his wife's vagina shut after finding messages she'd been sending to other blokes, arranging to meet when he was out of town


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Oh yeah, that ankle monitor. Genius Award Winner.

A Georgia murder suspect was tasered and arrested after cussing out a McDonald's manager and calling the police over cold fries after they refused to remake his food.

Antoine Sims, 24, of Lawrenceville, was arrested by the Kennesaw Police on Friday after he and a McDonald's manager both called the cops after getting into an argument over cold fries.

Sims, who was wearing an ankle monitor, had an outstanding warrant for his arrest for failing to appear in court for a 2018 homicide. He is accused of setting a car on fire with a woman's body in it in October of that year.


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Who sent these cops? On the bright side we have Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

An 8-year-old girl selling lemonade near a food festival had her operation shut down by police after they received a complaint.

Asa Baker was selling lemonade in an alley outside the business where her father works near in Ohio when officers arrived.

Annoyed they were forced to step in and follow the law, the police officers are said to have given the youngster $20 - about £16.50 - so she could pay for the permit she needed.

Alliance Police Lieutenant Don Wensel told WJW–TV in Ohio that police received a complaint from festival organisers.

Katrina Moore, Asa's mother, said: “I could definitely tell he did not want to shut her down, but, I mean, you get a call, he has to do it.

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1 oooh. hi

Posted by: sassy at August 17, 2022 09:42 PM (xSICi)

2 wow! Good evening y'all!

No to read

Posted by: sassy at August 17, 2022 09:43 PM (xSICi)

3 Wow early!

Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2022 09:44 PM (FXTsO)

4 3 Wow early!
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2022 09:44 PM (FXTsO)


Hence, "Early Bird Edition"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (al4du)

5 Wow! And I'm here early!

Posted by: DynamiteDan at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (YzJxG)

6 7th?

Posted by: steven at August 17, 2022 09:46 PM (TTy55)

7 Hence, "Early Bird Edition"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (al4du)

You want us to eat worms too?!?

(sniff)
MisHum's gone WEF....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:47 PM (7bRMQ)

8 Evenin'

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2022 09:48 PM (x/Zt2)

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I'm changing the name to "The Cheney Project," both for fundraising purposes, and because Liz is like the new Lincoln, but less working-class and flyover-y.

Also, we're going to stop molesting boys, and outsource all of that to her father's stable of Central Asian pedophile warlords, because getting dusky foreigners to do your work (and your wife) is the American Way. It's The Lincoln Way.

Bacha Bazi is a Blessing of Liberty. Really warms the cockles of my gunt.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 17, 2022 09:48 PM (IXpV7)

10 10

Posted by: Theodore at August 17, 2022 09:48 PM (GJnvT)

11 ONT!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (RkC6l)

12 7 Hence, "Early Bird Edition"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:45 PM (al4du)

You want us to eat worms too?!?

(sniff)
MisHum's gone WEF....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:47 PM (7bRMQ)

You can eat anything you want to. I'm an easy going Cob.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (al4du)

13 Recession is not "unavoidable", it is "ongoing".

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2022 09:50 PM (x/Zt2)

14 Okay, I'm here too.
Now to read the content.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 17, 2022 09:50 PM (Y+l9t)

15 Waffle House takes dishwashing as payment? Does Miklos know?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:50 PM (7bRMQ)

16 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo of the flag up top. Nice Johnny Winter behind it.

I believe in that final photo, they are referring to the "other" left?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2022 09:51 PM (L/KCM)

17 Gorilla glue?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:51 PM (mE7cY)

18 So let's say you are a Period Dignity Officer, and you decide to leave your job and get another.

What do you put on your resume?

What jobs could you apply for?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (cm/80)

19 You can eat anything you want to. I'm an easy going Cob.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (al4du)

All right!!!! I knew you were my favorite CoB!!!! Hmmm, let's see. I know! French Toast with maple syrup for tomorrow's breakfast!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (7bRMQ)

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18 So let's say you are a Period Dignity Officer, and you decide to leave your job and get another.

What do you put on your resume?

What jobs could you apply for?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (cm/80

Punctuation expert at a college?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (mE7cY)

21 Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer

More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

22 Fashionably late!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (bM7vb)

23 That John Fogerty fellow is absolutely unintelligible.

Posted by: Bu-Wheat at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (/NCI4)

24 Flotsam and jetsam as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (mE7cY)

25 French toast with carrots. Hotdogs with maple syrup. Chili with ketchup.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (OdQQw)

26 I came as soon as you called ....

Posted by: Ciampino - how to get rid of pests at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

27 We argue that the United States has it backward. Justice and efficiency demand that we strike a balance between policing and incarceration more like that of the rest of the developed world. We call this the “First World Balance.”

Sure thing slick.
Just as soon as we put an end to the invasion across our border, bring the cartels to heel, and replace most of congress.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 09:55 PM (anj39)

28 Sure, Harris Faulkner, always give the best face to something someone does. But, they weren't oblivious, they just don't give a damn who they inconvenience.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:55 PM (7bRMQ)

29 19 You can eat anything you want to. I'm an easy going Cob.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:49 PM (al4du)

All right!!!! I knew you were my favorite CoB!!!! Hmmm, let's see. I know! French Toast with maple syrup for tomorrow's breakfast!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (7bRMQ)


Only if you sous vide it first. Start now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:55 PM (al4du)

30 22 Fashionably late!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 09:54 PM (bM7vb)


And you do it marvelously

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (al4du)

31

Junior's Farm talked about inflation

I took my bag into a grocer's store
The price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me why is it more

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

32 Love the Liz Cheney RINO pic. Good find, Hrothgar!

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (aeePL)

33 Timing is everything!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (hOUT3)

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18 So let's say you are a Period Dignity Officer, and you decide to leave your job and get another.
What do you put on your resume?
What jobs could you apply for?
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:52 PM (cm/80

Punctuation expert at a college?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (mE7cY)
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Stain remover.
Expertise with blood stains. Can help with murder scenes.

Posted by: Ciampino - how to get rid of stains or liberals at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (qfLjt)

35 Love the Liz Cheney RINO pic. Good find, Hrothgar!

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (aeePL)

You know why the rino was upside down, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)

36 31 I took my bag into a grocer's store
The price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me why is it more
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)


He said Jill Biden is a power hungry whore

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (cm/80)

37 Liz Cheney couldn't make it over the top even with the neo-con, warmongers backing her up. Hell, even with OJ Simpson backing her up! That's fucked up!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (WHt4f)

38 Howdy

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (AxHiq)

39 You know why the rino was upside down, right?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 09:58 PM (7bRMQ)
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No. Do I want to know?

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)

40 I tried to sign up for a monthly donation of $0.01 to Cheney's new PAC, just to call her a grifting whore, but they require at least $1.00/month.

Do they make any money with $1/month?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (XIJ/X)

41 No. Do I want to know?

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (aeePL)

It's so she couldn't shit on Wy anymore.
(riff on earlier NJ joke)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:00 PM (7bRMQ)

42

!ראשון

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:00 PM (+5evm)

43 Some kick ass music MisHum!
Danke!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:00 PM (anj39)

44 Ah, thank you, OrangeEnt. I feel smarter now.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (aeePL)

45 Me to Mrs Splunge: So this Liz Cheney character thinks she can go on from losing by 30 points, to winning the Presidency. She thinks she's like Lincoln, and Ulysses S. Grant. Is she a narcissist?

Mrs Splunge: No. She's depressed.

Me: (looks at several pictures of Liz Cheney)...I think you have a point there.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (cm/80)

46 French Toast with Maple Syrup is my splurge breakfast. I some times have eaten while reading the Art thread... just because I can and CBD can't stop me.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (NpAcC)

47 Sup y'all

Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (oXNqT)

48 "Period Dignity"

It's a bodily function. There isn't anything special about menstruation, nor is there anything bad. It is what it is.

What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (XIJ/X)

49 Yeah me, garage door opener is not working. I climbed on the suv to reset. Nope. Had to open manually to take the trash out. Not easy for a buzzed old lady.

Life is grand.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (QgnTJ)

50 Gotta accompany that French Toast and maple syrup with a nice sous vide Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (cm/80)

51 French Toast with Maple Syrup is my splurge breakfast.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (NpAcC)

Begone foul demon!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)

52 Good evening everyone.

Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes
Dennis Mumo admitted to police that he sealed his wife's vagina shut after finding messages she'd been sending to other blokes, arranging to meet when he was out of town.

"Things are tough. Tough I tell ya! My wife shut me down to only once a month. It really isn't too bad though - I know two other guys she shut down completely!"

-- Zombie Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (LsEU/)

53 French Toast with Maple Syrup is my splurge breakfast. I some times have eaten while reading the Art thread... just because I can and CBD can't stop me.

Remember to add hash browns on Friday for National Potato Day.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (U+Oxn)

54 …with maple syrup.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (U+Oxn)

55 Do they make any money with $1/month?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 09:59 PM (XIJ/X)

We do when me and the old man get together and pass the plate around to our old gang of unscrupulous plutocratic cronies.

Ol' Georgie boy dug deep and signed up for 2.5 million memberships alone, just out of the goodness of his black, wizened little heart.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (IXpV7)

56 Howdy Hordelings

Posted by: Doof at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (yUjc0)

57 Had to open manually to take the trash out. Not easy for a buzzed old lady.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (QgnTJ)

Turn off, then turn on the circuit breaker. That may do the trick.

Otherwise...yeah...it sucks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (XIJ/X)

58 French Toast with Maple Syrup is my splurge breakfast. I some times have eaten while reading the Art thread... just because I can and CBD can't stop me.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:01 PM (NpAcC)


Don't forget the blueberries!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (anj39)

59 Alan Wilson was one bizarre dude. Still, fun to watch again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (Xrfse)

60 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBr


haggis master chef

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (bYkR0)

61 53 Remember to add hash browns on Friday for National Potato Day.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (U+Oxn)


Uh oh. Will every post be about Tater?

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (cm/80)

62 She's not depressed. She's 100% a narcissistic shitheel who's never had to work for anything in her whole fat, miserable life.

If anything, she's angry. Angry that the people she thought she controlled rejected her like the used up tampon she is.

And now she's lashing out at the people she seems too stupid to know how good she was for them. She's a piece of shit, worthless pile of nepotism in a pair of fake blue jeans.

Fuck her and all like her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:04 PM (mE7cY)

63 "Sims, who was wearing an ankle monitor, had an outstanding warrant for his arrest for failing to appear in court for a 2018 homicide. He is accused of setting a car on fire with a woman's body in it in October of that year."

I didn't read the article link. Did this guy wear an ankle monitor for four years before he got caught?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (mdjgu)

64 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That would be a shitty job.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (LsEU/)

65 in fairness, at the wh, they charge extra for unused plates, not as much flavor.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (bYkR0)

66 The Canned Heat album has far better sound quality, but I still appreciate the classics appearing on the ONT!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

67 That Liz Cheney "Am I Not Worth Your Red Lobster Money?" ad really moved me. I'm donating

Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (7cl0B)

68 Zoo auctions orangutan art as NFTs, $550 starting bid for first-of-its-kind conversation effort



My kid can do better than that

Posted by: Koko the gorilla at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (LyVHa)

69 Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Til we have built jerusalem
In england’s green and pleasant land.

Posted by: Tyler Durden at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (X5CsJ)

70 Thanks CBD, I will try that in the am. It's dark now and I don't have to go anywhere in the am.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (QgnTJ)

71 Begone foul demon!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:03 PM (XIJ/X)
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I figured you'd be in bed or selecting tomorrow's artwork.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (NpAcC)

72 What is the contraption over the playing cards? On the left hand side?

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 10:07 PM (HJDAV)

73 She's not depressed. She's 100% a narcissistic shitheel who's never had to work for anything in her whole fat, miserable life.

If anything, she's angry. Angry that the people she thought she controlled rejected her like the used up tampon she is.


I sorta disagree. I think she's depressed because, despite being endlessly warned, she chose to evacuate herself all over those who put her in office. She's depressed because she can't believe a once-bright political future is gone completely, toast, finito. And deep down, she knows it's her own fault.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (/NCI4)

74 That would be a shitty job.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:05 PM (LsEU/)

Ach, it's a step oop!

Posted by: Jason Grant, Former Period Dignity Officer at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)

75 "Things are tough. Tough I tell ya! My wife shut me down to only once a month. It really isn't too bad though - I know two other guys she shut down completely!"

-- Zombie Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Tonypete

"She likes to talk after sex, ya know? Last night she called me from Vegas."

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (LyVHa)

76 I think Chef Boyardee was an Eyetalyon or Cissillian of that name phonetically, but changed to Boyardee so Americans would pronounce it right. I also think I read about that RIGHT HERE on the ONT!

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (KTPXo)

77 Do they make any money with $1/month?

I’d guess that big-money donors count the number of paying customers as evidence of support.

Which might not be a bad deal if you want to siphon the donor class’s money into a losing cause.

I doubt very much that she’s going to run a serious campaign for president. She’s going to run a serious campaign for grift, much like Sanders.

The ProducersGrifters is an instruction manual for a certain class of candidates in all parties.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (U+Oxn)

78 in fairness, just because mishum says he is not going to chastise you for eating syrup with your french toast does not mean that cbd is not going to chastise you for the same.

horde rulz

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:09 PM (bYkR0)

79 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:09 PM (qpPdw)

80 - -
A farmer friend told me he has been warned by his finance guy that interest rates will be going up 4% over the next year. If even close to accurate, that is doom for many/most small farms. The 70's are the future!

Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (NTUk0)

81 cheney / mcmullin 2024

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (bYkR0)

82 Good Evening {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

83 Rules to live by:

Kiss with your eyes open
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time

I love you guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)

84 I figured you'd be in bed or selecting tomorrow's artwork.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:06 PM (NpAcC)

With all the maple syrup around here, I guess I'd better dust off the old ottoman....

Posted by: L Freud at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)

85 If anyone is dumb enough to give Cheney money, then they are too dumb to deserve it in the first place.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (mE7cY)

86 “Strippers are live entertainers, and while some aspects of their job are unique, they have much in common with other Equity members who dance for a living,” Actors’ Equity Association President Kate Shindle
---
How long until OnlyFans performers will need to be a member of Actors' Equity to ply their trade?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)

87 >>> 80 - -
A farmer friend told me he has been warned by his finance guy that interest rates will be going up 4% over the next year. If even close to accurate, that is doom for many/most small farms. The 70's are the future!
Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (NTUk0)

*tee hee*

Posted by: Bill Gates at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (llON8)

88 32 Love the Liz Cheney RINO pic. Good find, Hrothgar!
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2022 09:57 PM (aeePL)


Hi {{{Bluebell}}}

I love that picture too! Great find, {{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (qpPdw)

89 @20: "And you do it marvelously"

*raises his glass with a smile*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (bM7vb)

90 Uh oh. Will every post be about Tater?

It’s a damn shame when people be destroying a perfectly good food holiday like you just did.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (U+Oxn)

91 Kiss with your eyes open
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
...
Posted by: nurse ratched


NOW, you tell me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

92 I think Chef Boyardee was an Eyetalyon or Cissillian of that name phonetically, but changed to Boyardee so Americans would pronounce it right. I also think I read about that RIGHT HERE on the ONT!
Posted by: LRob

Boiardi.

Spent WWII trying to improve US Army field rations.

Posted by: Miklos salutes patriotic Chef Boiardi at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (LyVHa)

93 Greetings:

Where that Refried Hockey Boogie that we all love and need ???

Posted by: 11B40 at August 17, 2022 10:12 PM (uuklp)

94 Great ONT content and music, MisHum. I'm with you on the EV charging debacle.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:12 PM (tQL7r)

95 I'm sorry, I've been assured that men have periods just like women so. So misandrist.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (LphqV)

96 How long until OnlyFans performers will need to be a member of Actors' Equity to ply their trade?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)


I believe state "Right to Jerk" laws may come into play

Posted by: Wally at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (7cl0B)

97 "What is the contraption over the playing cards? On the left hand side?"


The lamp illuminating the cards?

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj)

98 Boiardi.

Spent WWII trying to improve US Army field rations.
Posted by: Miklos

He should have stayed around for MREs in their earliest forms. Got better over a couple of decades.

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (KTPXo)

99 Kiss with your eyes open
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
...
Posted by: nurse ratched



in fairness, this is not horde advice

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (bYkR0)

100 >>>Since the freeway has been there, I’ve had four of the cars come through my house completely. All the other ones, have torn up my fence, and I’ve lost three cars in the yard

Anne Heche could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (hVqGz)

101 Kiss with your eyes open
I love you guys.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (U2p+3)

Why do you hate me?

Posted by: Louis Braille at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)

102 Great find, {{{Hrothgar}}}
Posted by: Ladyl


I must confess, it was forwarded to me by NephewH, but it is a great image!
And now that we know the reason the rhino is upside down it is perfect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

103
97 "What is the contraption over the playing cards? On the left hand side?"


The lamp illuminating the cards?
Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj)


Lol. I love lamp.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (mE7cY)

104 The Hill
@thehill

26m
@Sen_JoeManchin
on the Inflation Reduction Act: "When it fell apart, we stayed silent for quite a while. [...] [President Biden] knew enough being a former senator, sometimes you just got to let us do what we got to do. And I give him all the credit for that."

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (NpAcC)

105 Kiss with your eyes open
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time

I love you guys.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One out of three is a pretty good start!

Posted by: Miklos with Room for Improvement at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (LyVHa)

106 I sorta disagree. I think she's depressed because, despite being endlessly warned, she chose to evacuate herself all over those who put her in office. She's depressed because she can't believe a once-bright political future is gone completely, toast, finito. And deep down, she knows it's her own fault.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (/NCI4)


She lives in the DC bubble and she has had years of people blowing smoke up her butt. She's come to believe it. She is political royalty. Now reality is biting her in the ass. Boohoo.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (anj39)

107 Kurt Schlichter weighs in on the RINO's defeat...

Haha, very funny, beanpole. I just got 46,000 votes in a statewide election. Do YOU have such a mandate from The People to run for President?

Posted by: Liz Chunkey at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (Jg92y)

108 >>>I believe in that final photo, they are referring to the "other" left?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient


That's what I call it

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (tQL7r)

109 Great ONT content and music, MisHum. I'm with you on the EV charging debacle.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:12 PM (tQL7r)
---
How long until we see actual battles between Charging Station A and Charging Station B? You know, like the competition between VHS and Betamax? Or Blu-Ray vs. HD-DVD?

Place yer bets!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (K5n5d)

110 Anyone else being audited by the VA or was I first in line? I hope the IRS isn't next.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (+ya+t)

111 97 "What is the contraption over the playing cards? On the left hand side?"


The lamp illuminating the cards?
Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:13 PM (oTZbj)

OFFS, dur!. Perspective be hard yo. I knew as soon as I typed, that I would feel like an idiot. Feels familiar.

Thank you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (HJDAV)

112 A farmer friend told me he has been warned by his finance guy that interest rates will be going up 4% over the next year.

I have a “high-interest” savings account for stashing short term retirement savings. I swear I was getting an email from them about once a week while I was on vacation last month, with the “Good news, rates are going up!”

Good news! Your money is worth a boatload less now than it was last week!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (U+Oxn)

113 Liz Cheney isn't sad or angry about shit.

She played the tune the GOP called, and they paid the piper. Just a day's work, down on the Party plantation. All is well in her world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (IXpV7)

114 Kiss with your eyes open

Posted by: nurse ratched


What if she's a Applebees 4?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)

115 Wait, so what's this about Trump endorsing a couple of NY Dems?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (KAi1n)

116 Re: The Mystery Click: Johnny Winter - Mean Town Blues (Live at Woodstock 1969)

For me, Winters was the perfect 1960s Rock N' Roll inspired Blues counterpoint to the truly great British blues guitarists such as Clapton, Paige, Beck, and Green. His playing was just different, it was always meticulously played but always on the edge of spiraling out of control and his single chord grooves, like Mean Town Blues, were just wicked. This difference I concluded came from him growing up in the time and places of the great 2nd wave blues at their peak; he was a native blues speaker, so to speak. For the Brits, everything was one step removed and that changed how the music was approached and, as everything turned out, was essential to how they reinvented blues. Neither is better, neither is worse. And I love them equally.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (FF+On)

117 Haha, very funny, beanpole. I just got 46,000 votes in a statewide election. Do YOU have such a mandate from The People to run for President?
Posted by: Liz Chunkey at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (Jg92y)
---
I'm reasonably certain I could scrounge up ten times that number of votes for you to shut your decrepit pie hole and go off somewhere to die in obscurity.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)

118 Kiss with your eyes open

Posted by: nurse ratched


in fairness, you have sons, it is easier to kiss with your eyes closed than to drink until they are pretty.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:16 PM (bYkR0)

119 I sorta disagree. I think she's depressed because, despite being endlessly warned, she chose to evacuate herself all over those who put her in office. She's depressed because she can't believe a once-bright political future is gone completely, toast, finito. And deep down, she knows it's her own fault.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:08 PM (/NCI4)


She lives in the DC bubble and she has had years of people blowing smoke up her butt. She's come to believe it. She is political royalty. Now reality is biting her in the ass. Boohoo.


I don't see any disagreement.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:17 PM (/NCI4)

120 Good news! Your money is worth a boatload less now than it was last week!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (U+Oxn)
---
Huh. So the raise I got today now means I have negative purchasing power compared to last year...Pretty soon I'm going to have to pay my employer for the privilege of working there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:17 PM (K5n5d)

121 81 cheney / mcmullin 2024
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:10 PM (bYkR0)

Sounds like a rectal cleaning product.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 10:17 PM (al4du)

122 Good evening morons and thanks mh for the ONT

I heard Yoko said that was McCartney's best song. She loves it. Its her favorite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)

123 Period Dignity Officer

If Obama were still in office, he could have a Tampon Tsar.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

124
Spent WWII trying to improve US Army field rations.
Posted by: Miklos salutes patriotic Chef Boiardi at August 17, 2022 10:11 PM (LyVHa)

__________

From what I read, he signally failed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (1Nxff)

125 When he tried to take out more money the next day, the bank informed him of the error and called police.

So how is the bank- who made the error- going to make this right?

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (Jg92y)

126 When has it ever happened that the sitting president calls an opposition politicians to commiserate after that politician's defeat?
Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055

Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

127 I heard Yoko said that was McCartney's best song. She loves it. Its her favorite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Oh, no . . . . . . . ..

Posted by: LRob in TX at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (KTPXo)

128 What if she's a Applebees 4?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Why you hangin' out with Liz Cheney!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)

129 Good news! Your money is worth a boatload less now than it was last week!

Even better news: after the IRS is finished with you, you won't have any of that pesky money left to trouble you as it evaporates.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)

130 >>>What if she's a Applebees 4?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

>Is this before or after the mock apple pie and cool whip?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (WHt4f)

131 Yeah me, garage door opener is not working. I climbed on the suv to reset. Nope. Had to open manually to take the trash out. Not easy for a buzzed old lady.

Life is grand.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2022 10:02 PM (QgnTJ)

First World Problems are a weekend thread.

Posted by: Buddy at August 17, 2022 10:19 PM (MFphb)

132 Pretty soon I'm going to have to pay my employer for the privilege of working there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

And you will like it!

Posted by: WEF at August 17, 2022 10:20 PM (ftFVW)

133 I must confess, it was forwarded to me by NephewH, but it is a great image!
And now that we know the reason the rhino is upside down it is perfect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)


I'm stealing it, my friend!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:20 PM (qpPdw)

134 You know, Elok's art is no Bob Ross, but it's slightly better than a Rothko.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (7bRMQ)

135 Waffle House Manager Lets Customer Pay by Doing Dishes After She Jokingly Asked
It's a scene we've all probably watched in multiple movies and shows: a customer is unable to pay their meal tab because they forgot/lost their wallet


I love going to movies at the theater. So, one time I got up to the ticket booth and found out my wallet wasn't in my purse. I told the seller I would go home for my wallet and come back for a later show. The manager was nearby and gave me a free pass. It made my day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

136 I saw Glued Snizz open for the Plasmatics in '83.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (zm+d5)

137 even before I looked at the link, I knew that story about the watch was gonna be some black preacher who was all about the bling. He should go into politics, then he won't have to worry about asking for the money.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (r46W7)

138 I'm stealing it, my friend!
Posted by: Ladyl


You have the blessings of Clan Hrothgar to do so!
Just use it wisely...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)

139 *slips in and heads for the bar*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

140 Good news! Your money is worth a boatload less now than it was last week!
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (U+Oxn)
---
Huh. So the raise I got today now means I have negative purchasing power compared to last year...Pretty soon I'm going to have to pay my employer for the privilege of working there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

No do 87,000 IRS agents. What was the dude's name that pissed off everyone a couple hundred years ago because he was robbing them blind? Oh, yeah, it was George something or the other. The Regime has created the conditions for some good and hard oppression.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (FF+On)

141
Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap

___________

He offered to make her US Ambassador to Wyoming.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:22 PM (1Nxff)

142 in fairness, the interesting bit about the glue guy is that he glued the four guys inside her.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:22 PM (uq7N2)

143 Kiss with your eyes open
Make more money than you spend
Only break one law at a time
...
Posted by: nurse ratched


Kissing with your eyes open is just...weird.

{{{Nurse}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:22 PM (qpPdw)

144 You have the blessings of Clan Hrothgar to do so!
Just use it wisely...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:21 PM (hOUT3)


I can't promise to do anything wisely!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:23 PM (qpPdw)

145 Love that flag pic MH thank you!

Back in the day I worked for a NC Representative and took constituents on tours of the Capitol and surrounding areas. My favorite was the National Archives but I'm not so into that anymore IFYKWIM.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2022 10:23 PM (Yh3xC)

146 Maybe the plan is that Liz runs for Prez, and even though she polls at only .000001% she'll be onstage with Trump in the debates where she can be the nevertrump attack dog.

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (oTZbj)

147 I can't promise to do anything wisely!
Posted by: Ladyl


Your honesty may be your downfall!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

148 Flag should be upside down.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (Gt91P)

149 Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap

___________

He offered to make her US Ambassador to Wyoming.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


For the Win!

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (FF+On)

150 Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes

So was it a train or was she seeing the four of them separately?

Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

151 Waffle House Manager Lets Customer Pay by Doing Dishes After She Jokingly Asked

"doing the dishes"


heh

Luckily Darleen was out at the Bass Masters Tournament

Posted by: Miklos accept reasonable barter opportunities at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LyVHa)

152 after her 37-point defeat


I am still chuckling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (yQpMk)

153 Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer

********

Word is that he has been arrested and charged with fraud. If convicted, it would be the first known instance of a man ending a period with a sentence.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)

154 If Obama were still in office, he could have a Tampon Tsar.
Posted by: nerdygirl

There'd be stings attached to taking the position.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)

155 When has it ever happened that the sitting president calls an opposition politicians to commiserate after that politician's defeat?
Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (qfLjt)
********
She's being used by the Left and it's pathetic that she doesn't know it.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (NpAcC)

156 Evening.

Herschel Walker has a son who is a social media something or other. He was interviewed by the Babylon Bee. It was hilarious.

He made two solid points.

1. Of course schools are foisting sexual ideology on your kids. No kid ever had to be taught their sexuality. It comes naturally. That light clicks on without anyone's help.

2. The Republicans can win big in November as long as they don't act retarded. (Might be kind of late for that.)

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (PXnJR)

157 Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes

So was it a train or was she seeing the four of them separately?

Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.
Posted by: n


in fairness, if there were four guys there she saved room for her hubby.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:26 PM (uq7N2)

158 I'm changing the name to "The Cheney Project," both for fundraising purposes, and because Liz is like the new Lincoln, but less working-class and flyover-y.

I didn't think I could hate that bitch more, but they always manage to surprise me. Lincolnesque, my ass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

159 When has it ever happened that the sitting president calls an opposition politicians to commiserate after that politician's defeat? Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat

https://mol.im/a/11122055

Posted by: Ciampino

It ain't called the Uniparty for nothing.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:26 PM (FF+On)

160 Word is that he has been arrested and charged with fraud. If convicted, it would be the first known instance of a man ending a period with a sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)
---
OUCH!

That's gonna leave a mark!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (K5n5d)

161
There'd be stings attached to taking the position.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)

__________

And absorbing a lot of mockery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (1Nxff)

162 "Electric vehicle owners are fed up with broken EV chargers and janky software"

Ha-ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (ftFVW)

163 45 Me to Mrs Splunge: So this Liz Cheney character thinks she can go on from losing by 30 points, to winning the Presidency. She thinks she's like Lincoln, and Ulysses S. Grant. Is she a narcissist?

Mrs Splunge: No. She's depressed."

Her comparison of herself to Lincoln is idiotic; her comparison to Grant in the Wilderness campaign is pathetic, and demonstrates only that she doesn't even understand the slightest thing about how that war was fought. Grant accepted high casualties because he was waging a war of attrition; he knew that he could get more men, but Lee could not.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)

164 Oh, great.

Tampon puns.

I'm out.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (Gt91P)

165 Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap

So, Ciampino, what did he call her?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)

166 Oh, great.

Tampon puns.

I'm out.
Posted by: S


in fairness, tampuns

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (uq7N2)

167 Lincolnesque, my ass.

Would you believe Lincoln Project-esque?

Posted by: Liz Chunkey at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (Jg92y)

168 "Electric vehicle owners are fed up with broken EV chargers and janky software"

Ha-ha!
Posted by: Nelson Muntz

I can't until there is no electricity. Good luck pushing that Tesela. The Left is working overtime to make sure we can party like it is 1299.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (FF+On)

169 I was skimming Wikidingdong and reading about this old statue of Hercules. He's bare ass naked, leaning on a stick.

In ancient art you see do many depictions of naked people just wandering around I wonder if it was common for people to just not wear clothes. Wander around this clearing in the buff? Noooooo problem!

Posted by: Robert at August 17, 2022 10:29 PM (PXnJR)

170 Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap

So, Ciampino, what did he call her?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
---
I'd bet dollars to donuts his comments started with, "Look, Fat..."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (K5n5d)

171 Kiss with your eyes open

Posted by: nurse ratched


What if she's a Applebees 4?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:15 PM (mE7cY)


Then kiss with hour eyes closed.
Mouth too.
And don't order the scampi.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (anj39)

172
I'm out.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming

________

Don't rag us like that!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (1Nxff)

173 -
Flag should be upside down.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM -
----

It works as it is because the world is upside down.

Posted by: irright at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (NTUk0)

174 Oh, great.
Tampon puns.

I'm out.
Posted by: S

in fairness, tampuns

Posted by: confederatefifth

It's enough to send you to a padded room.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (ftFVW)

175 So this Liz Cheney character thinks she can go on from losing by 30 points, to winning the Presidency.

I do know her path to victory. Poling well is crucial.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 17, 2022 10:31 PM (Jg92y)

176 Biden/Cheney 2024

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:31 PM (mE7cY)

177 If convicted, it would be the first known instance of a man ending a period with a sentence.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (kXYt5)

This is how it is done folks!

Mock them! Show no mercy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2022 10:31 PM (XIJ/X)

178 Biden/Cheney 2024
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Hunter Biden? That ticket would be lit!

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:32 PM (ftFVW)

179 Hunter Biden? That ticket would be lit!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:32 PM (ftFVW)
---
So would his crack pipe!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d)

180 175 So this Liz Cheney character thinks she can go on from losing by 30 points, to winning the Presidency."

Liz Cheney and Mike Pence can fight to see who is the LEAST popular presidential candidate.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (r46W7)

181 110 Anyone else being audited by the VA or was I first in line? I hope the IRS isn't next.

Posted by: dartist at August 17, 2022 10:14 PM (+ya+t)

Audited for what? Didn't know they did anything like that.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (AmoqO)

182 Dr Jill/Cheney 2024

"Who needs charisma"

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (cm/80)

183 >>>If Obama were still in office, he could have a Tampon Tsar.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I can actually envision Obama doing that. Tells you all you need to know about him.

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (tQL7r)

184 Hmmm. And here I thought they were independent contractors.

---------

Gag workers

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (XG2Fi)

185 I am pretty sure Lincoln would have locked up Liz. I can't imagine she would have supported him for a second given her aristocracy complex.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (FF+On)

186 Cheney makes Al Gore seem charming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)

187 183 >>>If Obama were still in office, he could have a Tampon Tsar.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I can actually envision Obama doing that. Tells you all you need to know about him.
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (tQL7r)


I can envision Pete Buttigieg accepting the job.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:35 PM (cm/80)

188 Liz Cheney and Mike Pence can fight to see who is the LEAST popular presidential candidate.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:33 PM (r46W7)

----------

FIGHT ME

Posted by: Evan McMuffin at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (XG2Fi)

189 Will the news ask why the President, the figurehead of the Democrat party, is calling the defeated Republican from Wyoming?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (mE7cY)

190 Liz Cheney and Mike Pence can fight to see who is the LEAST popular presidential candidate.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan

Toss in Kamala, Kinzinger, and Schiff and we have a brand new political party.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (FF+On)

191 "janky software"

Jank > Kluge > Cruft > Hairball > Techdebt

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (qpX6U)

192 It's enough to send you to a padded room.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:30 PM (ftFVW)

This is gonna get bloody.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (7bRMQ)

193 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (qAR6u)

194 190 Liz Cheney and Mike Pence can fight to see who is the LEAST popular presidential candidate.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan

Toss in Kamala, Kinzinger, and Schiff and we have a brand new political party.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (FF+On


The Mean Girls party

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (mE7cY)

195 Will the news ask why the President, the figurehead of the Democrat party, is calling the defeated Republican from Wyoming?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I told him that she lost, but he insisted she had a tip on where to find Corn Pop for a rematch.

Posted by: Dr. Jill at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM (ftFVW)

196
Applebees waitress: Hello, sugar, what'll be?

Lonely hearts club member: I'll have the catfish and apple pie.

Applebees waitress: Coming right up, sailor!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (WHt4f)

197 Cheney makes Al Gore seem charming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:34 PM (mE7cY)


This.
And I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (anj39)

198 That 'Close enough for Government work', give the sign writer a bit of slack, he could have
1. ran out of left hand signs (snigger)
2. ran out of left-handed paint-rollers
3. used right-turn paint by mistake
(4. he was drunk on the job)

Posted by: Ciampino - maybe too much Meth? at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (qfLjt)

199 Lizzy Dumpty sat on the wall
Lizzy Dumpty had a great fall
all the Dem voters and all the Dem's bark
Couldn't get Lizzy over that 30% mark

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:38 PM (r46W7)

200 Joe Biden calls Liz Cheney after her 37-point defeat
https://mol.im/a/11122055
Posted by: Ciampino -now they can come clean - she's really a Democrap


Can he make a phone call himself, or does Dr. Jill have to input the number for him?
After that jacket fiasco, I don't even want to think about what it takes to get him into his Depends and clothes in the morning.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)

201 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

*scroll down

Posted by: kbdabear at August 17, 2022 10:37 PM



https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+dMIv)

202 >>>There'd be stings attached to taking the position.
Posted by: Tonypete

Oh, I am there would be!

Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (tQL7r)

203 Even better news: after the IRS is finished with you, you won't have any of that pesky money left to trouble you as it evaporates.
Posted by: Archimedes


After a trip to the grocery store, you're broke anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

204 154 If Obama were still in office, he could have a Tampon Tsar.
Posted by: nerdygirl

There'd be stings attached to taking the position.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (al4du)

205
After that jacket fiasco, I don't even want to think about what it takes to get him into his Depends and clothes in the morning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)


What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (qpPdw)

206 The case in question is titled Judicial Watch v. National Archives and Records Administration and it involved an effort by the conservative watchdog to compel the Archives to forcibly seize hours of audio recordings that Clinton made during his presidency with historian Taylor Branch.

For pop culture, the case is most memorable for the revelation that the 42nd president for a time stored the audio tapes in his sock drawer at the White House. The tapes became the focal point of a 2009 book that Branch wrote.

U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson in Washington D.C. ultimately rejected Judicial Watch's suit by concluding there was no provision in the Presidential Records Act to force the National Archives to seize records from a former president.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (X5CsJ)

207
What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (qpPdw


Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)

208 He offered to make her US Ambassador to Wyoming.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


She'd turn it down, because that would mean she might actually have to spend some time there.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

209

etter un ru ra rungle

etter un ru ra rungle

ont ook rack

Posted by: John Fogerty at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (qOuMB)

210 Maybe the plan is that Liz runs for Prez, and even though she polls at only .000001% she'll be onstage with Trump in the debates where she can be the nevertrump attack dog.

In order to make the debates, candidates usually have to have support at a specified level. A party that was interested in keeping Cheney from damaging its prospects would just set the threshold above her minuscule ratings - assuming that they actually wanted to avoid damaging Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (/NCI4)

211 Just bumped into this (meats). Any thoughts?

https://fortunasausage.com/cured-meat-box/

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM (AmoqO)

212 Can he make a phone call himself, or does Dr. Jill have to input the number for him?
After that jacket fiasco, I don't even want to think about what it takes to get him into his Depends and clothes in the morning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:39 PM (+lVUW)
---
I think when you occupy the Oval Office, you just have to snap your fingers and say, "Get me Liz Cheney on the phone" and someone makes it happen.

Though why anyone would want to call a pathetic loser like Liz Cheney is beyond me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM (K5n5d)

213 U.S. District Judge Amy Berman Jackson in Washington D.C. ultimately rejected Judicial Watch's suit by concluding there was no provision in the Presidential Records Act to force the National Archives to seize records from a former president.
Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (X5CsJ)


Nothing to see here comrade, move along!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)

214 @186: "Cheney makes Al Gore seem charming."

You laugh, but a Gore Cheney '24 campaign managed by Michael Steele, Mark McKinnon, and John Heilemann could have legs. Imagine Joe and Mika as joint press secretaries! They could bring back old man Cheney at the Pentagon, and he could one up Rumsfeld in the weirdest second life as SecDef category.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (bM7vb)

215 etter un ru ra rungle

etter un ru ra rungle

ont ook rack
Posted by: John Fogerty at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (qOuMB)

--------

Umm, could you point me toward the bathroom?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (XG2Fi)

216 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


********

"Ach, MacKeenzie. 'Tis a true Gordon plaid ye've given us!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (kXYt5)

217 164 Oh, great.

Tampon puns.

I'm out.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:28 PM (Gt91P)

It's the Horde, were you expecting mathematical equations?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (al4du)

218
Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)


Lol!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (qpPdw)

219 What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:41 PM (qpPdw


Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Watch till his aviators take flight.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

220 Just bumped into this (meats). Any thoughts?

https://fortunasausage.com/cured-meat-box/

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM



One can't go wrong with The Gift of Meat!

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (+dMIv)

221 sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (YglAn)

222 211 Just bumped into this (meats). Any thoughts?

https://fortunasausage.com/cured-meat-box/
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:43 PM (AmoqO)


First thought: 4 lbs of meat for $130

Second thought: Whole pieces of stuff that needs to be sliced seriously thin. Hope you have a slicer, or are a serious knife geek with a sujihiki or wide bevel gyuto.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (cm/80)

223 This is the time I wish I had paid more attention to Sarah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)

224 >>>The Mean Girls party
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Hah, very appropriate. Especially for Schiff.


Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (tQL7r)

225 "Just bumped into this (meats). Any thoughts?"

I think I can't afford it. I think the big ass slab of fat looks gross.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (qpX6U)

226 Here's an interesting 40-minute collection of German and Japanese early WW2 military newsreel clips. Some in French for pro-German propaganda purpose.

https://tinyurl.com/mraf5tv7

A little bit of everything. Hitler, Goering, Mussolini, Kesselring, Afrika Korps, Russian Front, Luftwaffe, Bismarck or Tirpitz, Japanese aircraft sinking models of British and US battleships, railway artillery, Singapore surrender meeting.

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (AMIL/)

227 Query: does CBD's objection to maple syrup on french toast change if you put peanut butter on said toast? I may have to make that this weekend.

Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (TSfbz)

228 One can't go wrong with The Gift of Meat!

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (+dMIv)

I love being given meat.

Posted by: Shep! at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (7bRMQ)

229 223 This is the time I wish I had paid more attention to Sarah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)

Well what did Sarah say?

I don't know! I didn't listen!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (qpPdw)

230 Biden jacket video:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TYwgZS3OkSA

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (cm/80)

231 better advice

never ask permissin before kissing a girl
give her a kiss with authority
grab her ass

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (6U4Sd)

232 Maybe Liz Cheney could get a job at Hot Dog on a Stick ?

Probably underqualified

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (WF/xn)

233 226 Already in my Watch Later list, along with 3200+ other things. YT is a cornucopia.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (qpX6U)

234 I think I can't afford it. I think the big ass slab of fat looks gross.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (qpX6U)

So, you didn't vote for me?

Posted by: Liz at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (7bRMQ)

235
Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

Found it on You tube. I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (qpPdw)

236 Ladyl here you go, there may be a precursor ad but it is Joey B in all his presidential glory

shorturl.at/agqsU

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)

237 Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (mE7cY)



why do you think they are always drowning in panties

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (6U4Sd)

238 231 better advice

never ask permission before kissing a girl
give her a kiss with authority
grab her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (6U4Sd)

do it, it'll make grandma happy.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)

239 235
Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)

Found it on You tube. I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:48 PM (qpPdw)

Now watch it again with the Benny Hill theme playing in the background.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (mE7cY)

240 Y'all remember Peter "Smirky" Strzok on Sunday saying that the FBI were good guys, blahblahblah?
Well, it seems he may be a reason for the raid:

"The brazen raid of President Trump’s home in Florida, Mar-a-Lago, likely has its roots in the Russia collusion story with a particular focus on Peter Strzok and his affiliation with the CIA."

https://tinyurl.com/2r2en423

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:49 PM (Gt91P)

241 Query: does CBD's objection to maple syrup on french toast change if you put peanut butter on said toast? I may have to make that this weekend.

Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2022 10:47 PM (TSfbz)

Well, yeah! That's how you make it: butter, peanut butter, real maple syrup.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)

242 210 Maybe the plan is that Liz runs for Prez, and even though she polls at only .000001% she'll be onstage with Trump in the debates where she can be the nevertrump attack dog.

In order to make the debates, candidates usually have to have support at a specified level. A party that was interested in keeping Cheney from damaging its prospects would just set the threshold above her minuscule ratings - assuming that they actually wanted to avoid damaging Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2022 10:42 PM (/NCI4)


Trump would PAY Liz to be in the Republican debates. He'll make her cry for mercy in every one of them.

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AMIL/)

243 First thought: 4 lbs of meat for $130

Second thought: Whole pieces of stuff that needs to be sliced seriously thin. Hope you have a slicer, or are a serious knife geek with a sujihiki or wide bevel gyuto.

Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 10:45 PM

Yeah. You would think I could get that stuff here (New Orleans). Have to ask around some more. Seriously want some Guanciale.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)

244 Ever watched a toddler try and put on a jacket before?
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Watch till his aviators take flight.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:44 PM (r1z5A)


That was the best part. Complete doofus!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)

245 price is higher than the time before
Old man asked me why is it more
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 09:56 PM (63Dwl)

He said Jill Biden is a power hungry whore
Posted by: Splunge at August 17, 2022 09:58
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And he wouldn't be wrong.

Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (55Qr6)

246 do it, it'll make grandma happy.


she has grandkids?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (6U4Sd)

247 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*******

Ach, MacKenzie, ye've redefined the Highland Fling, mon!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (kXYt5)

248 never ask permissin before kissing a girl
give her a kiss with authority
grab her ass
Posted by: confederatefifth

She may relish being with a real man. Take you to bed. Fuck your brains out.

Then claim you raped her in the morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)

249 "Y'all remember Peter "Smirky" Strzok"

Convinced me that demonic possession is a real thing.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:52 PM (qpX6U)

250 Toss in Kamala, Kinzinger, and Schiff and we have a brand new political party.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:36 PM (FF+On

The Mean Girls party
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Count me in.

Posted by: Buttgig at August 17, 2022 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

251 Dodge revealed their electric Charger today. Not battery charger, I mean the Dodge Charger Daytona model electric car. It looks like a classic ‘69 or ‘70 Charger with the lines smoothed out. I haven’t decided if I like it or not, but it definitely looks a lot better than any EV on the market right now.

I know people are down on electrics, but I can see them being good for daily driving in the city. I’m just not keen on a critical mass of them bogging down the power grid.

Posted by: Caiwyn at August 17, 2022 10:52 PM (+dHQK)

252 she has grandkids?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 10:51 PM (6U4Sd)

You were talking about Jill Biden, right?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)

253 First thought: 4 lbs of meat for $130

Second thought: Whole pieces of stuff that needs to be sliced seriously thin. Hope you have a slicer, or are a serious knife geek with a sujihiki or wide bevel gyuto.
Posted by: Splunge

Step right this way, I've got a cheap box of already sliced "sausage" for you right over here.

Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)

254 I have learned that if anyone wants to know what I think, they only need to click on the last thread and see the last comment is - nine out of ten times - it's me. Spouting out\f some wisdom no one will ever see much less care about!

Thanks...you're welcome.

Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)

255 (4. he was drunk on the job)
Posted by: Ciampino - maybe too much Meth?


I didn't think he was UAW.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

256 Yeah. You would think I could get that stuff here (New Orleans). Have to ask around some more. Seriously want some Guanciale.
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)

you're in N.O., stick with the andouille.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)

257 I have learned that if anyone wants to know what I think, they only need to click on the last thread and see the last comment is - nine out of ten times - it's me. Spouting out\f some wisdom no one will ever see much less care about!

Thanks...you're welcome.

Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)

Wait, so the thread's over now?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

258
Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)


The part of Willow is now being played by Boswell.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (qpPdw)

259 Step right this way, I've got a cheap box of already sliced "sausage" for you right over here.
Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)
----
Hmmm. Why is that box marked "Cannibal Bob's Thumb"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (K5n5d)

260 TURN LEFT

Well, in fairness, those government drones only had a 50/50 chance.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (KFhLj)

261 Wait, so the thread's over now?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

What luck, I am starting to get sleepy.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (ftFVW)

262 I have learned that if anyone wants to know what I think, they only need to click on the last thread and see the last comment is - nine out of ten times - it's me. Spouting out\f some wisdom no one will ever see much less care about!

Thanks...you're welcome.
Posted by: Boswell

I challenge you to a last comment duel at 10 paces.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (FF+On)

263 @258: "The part of Willow is now being played by Boswell."

*goes back to the lobby; bangs on ticket window*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (bM7vb)

264 you're in N.O., stick with the andouille.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)

Got plenty of that. Probably half a dozen brands in the store as well.

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:56 PM (AmoqO)

265 Hmmm. Why is that box marked "Cannibal Bob's Thumb"?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I charge extra for insolent questions, Jack.

Posted by: Questionable Deli Worker at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (ftFVW)

266

Boswell is the new Willow?

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (+dMIv)

267 The part of Willow is now being played by Boswell.
Posted by: Ladyl
__

I miss her...

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (Gt91P)

268 The fun part of EVs will be when the gov. says you can't charge ones car till summer's over.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)

269 "Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator"

The Worst Toilet In Scotland:
youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:58 PM (qpX6U)

270 Boswell is the new Willow?

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (+dMIv)

That figures. Female role taken by a male!! Is Boswell white too!!??!!

Posted by: Feminist Leftist, But IRM at August 17, 2022 10:58 PM (7bRMQ)

271 What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!
Posted by: Ladyl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqjbAHSRA4k

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

272

*wonders if Boswell has doodled the Illustrious Cobs yet...

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (+dMIv)

273 257 I have learned that if anyone wants to know what I think, they only need to click on the last thread and see the last comment is - nine out of ten times - it's me. Spouting out\f some wisdom no one will ever see much less care about!

Thanks...you're welcome.

Posted by: Boswell at August 17, 2022 10:53 PM (+Cgut)

---------

So the cut vs. uncut question has been settled?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (XG2Fi)

274 {{{Ladyl}}}!!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (Mzdiz)

275 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*********

Ach, MacKenzie! Ye've got knots in yer haggis, mon!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)

276
Well, Miley and my canning operation continues. We've put up 30 jars of stuff, and will be doing more. Peaches are next, I think. We did some okra and tomato mix last night, and that took a long time. I was pooped and hit the sack.

And now, I'm about to pull the plug on getting a big ass generator, enough to pull the whole house (and by a long shot). It's a PTO model, to be tractor driven, and so you can spend the money on generator without engine to turn it.

I'm having to force myself to realize what I'm doing is exchanging paper for real stuff, while the getting is good.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)

277 "What jacket fiasco? Do tell. I need a good laugh!"

Well, the wind was blowing. And gravity was very erratic that day.

Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (qpX6U)

278

The moment we've all been waiting for!

Is Kat Time!!


https://ustvgo.tv/fox-news-live-streaming-free/

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:01 PM (+dMIv)

279 publius!
Miley!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4_fDHv-SQ

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:01 PM (Gt91P)

280
Early Bird edition>>>>Lady Bird edition

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 11:02 PM (YsLD1)

281

In accordance with Prophecy, Publius has returned to His People!

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:02 PM (+dMIv)

282 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*********

Ach, MacKenzie! Ye've got knots in yer haggis, mon!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)
***
Aye laddie!
This is gonna be Nessie.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM (anj39)

283 Bears repetition: RESIGN Liz Cheney!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM (EZebt)

284 he may relish being with a real man. Take you to bed. Fuck your brains out.

Then claim you raped her in the morning.
Posted by: nurse ratched


in fairness, better than simping

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM (GKy67)

285 heya c5!

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (Gt91P)

286 >>> 276
Well, Miley and my canning operation continues. We've put up 30 jars of stuff, and will be doing more. Peaches are next, I think. We did some okra and tomato mix last night, and that took a long time. I was pooped and hit the sack.

And now, I'm about to pull the plug on getting a big ass generator, enough to pull the whole house (and by a long shot). It's a PTO model, to be tractor driven, and so you can spend the money on generator without engine to turn it.

I'm having to force myself to realize what I'm doing is exchanging paper for real stuff, while the getting is good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)

Electrons to paper to real stuff. Sounds good.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (llON8)

287 SMH!!

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (GKy67)

288 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


*******

Ach, MacKenzie! There's no dignity in bowel movements, mon. It's all just crrrrrap!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (kXYt5)

289 The differences between fossil fuels and electricity.

The oil companies are motivated by greed and having hot mistresses. This leads to abundant supplies at affordable prices.

The Government is motivated by political power and policing how enthusiastic you're about pronouns. This leads to abundant shortages and well, abundant shortages.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (FF+On)

290 Welcome back publius

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:05 PM (EZebt)

291
The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

292 https://librti.com/view-video/uninformed-consent

If you've got two hours that's a good documentary about the corporatist hell we've been living under for two years vis a vis the c19 vaccines.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (YglAn)

293
Thanks for the welcome. Glad to talk with you all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

294 Dearest {{{Miley and Publius}}}

Soon...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)

295 283 Bears repetition: RESIGN Liz Cheney!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM


Why on earth do the Bears need to re-sign Liz Cheney? Did their right tackle get injured in a pre-season game?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:07 PM (tkyK5)

296 >Wait, so the thread's over now?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)

Moose outside should have told ya

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (q5ky+)

297 The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.
Posted by: publius
___

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (Gt91P)

298 'Love Like Kerosene' intro sent me over to Crossroads.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (AxHiq)

299
I miss her...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 10:57 PM (Gt91P)


I do too.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (qpPdw)

300 Heya Ladyl.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:08 PM (Gt91P)

301 Pleased to see publius back

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (q5ky+)

302 cussing out a McDonald's manager and calling the police over cold fries after they refused to remake his food.

Kudos to the sweet waitress who made the kitchen remake my daughter's quesadilla because it was too burnt today. The offending quesadilla never even made it to our table, and she whisked over the renake as soon as it was done. And the grandmotherly hostess came over to make sure my daughter was doing okay.

All of this at an airport Chili's. I really wish I could move to Florida, y'all are so nice here.

Posted by: pookysgirl, enjoying the sunshine at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (/g/O1)

303

I hesitate to ask...

What became of Willow?

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (+dMIv)

304 The oil companies are motivated by greed and having hot mistresses. This leads to abundant supplies at affordable prices.

The Government is motivated by political power and policing how enthusiastic you're about pronouns. This leads to abundant shortages and well, abundant shortages.
Posted by: Lost In Space


Who are you? So wise in economics?

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (r1z5A)

305 291
The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (Mzdiz)

I'll leave with some old farts trying to rock and roll.

https://youtu.be/PD-MdiUm1_Y

Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (AmoqO)

306 Dearest {{{SMH}}}

I always scroll through here and look for your words of wisdom.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (qpPdw)

307 So the cut vs. uncut question has been settled?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 10:59

Your talking sweet corn here, right Cicero?

Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (55Qr6)

308 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)

Personally, this seems to me a very good choice, because you can swap generators without paying for a new integrated engine, but did you research the estimated kwh/gallon performance?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (hOUT3)

309
Here's a representative model of the generator I'll be getting:

https://tinyurl.com/2ggvzn33

I can get it under $5K look like, but add the PTO shaft and a little trailer to pull it around with, and you're back over $5K.

Note a standalone generator of that 30kW class would well over $10K, closer to $20K or so probably because of the engine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (Mzdiz)

310
Kudos to the sweet waitress who made the kitchen remake my daughter's quesadilla because it was too burnt today. The offending quesadilla never even made it to our table, and she whisked over the renake as soon as it was done. And the grandmotherly hostess came over to make sure my daughter was doing okay.



then how do you know there was something wrong with it?

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (ePT4L)

311 >>> 303

I hesitate to ask...

What became of Willow?
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (+dMIv)

She got sick of all the math on the blog?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (llON8)

312 "Pastor Carlton Funderburke called his congregation “poor, broke, busted, and disgusted” during the sermon after berating them for not getting him a Movado watch he has wanted for a year. The watch ranges in price between $395 to $3,295."
___

Yeah, I would've said something.

Then again, I would never set foot in a 'church' like that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:10 PM (Gt91P)

313 295 283 Bears repetition: RESIGN Liz Cheney!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:03 PM

Why on earth do the Bears need to re-sign Liz Cheney? Did their right tackle get injured in a pre-season game?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:07 PM (tkyK5)

-----------------------------

They want to try to recapture the magic of the Fridge?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (RFKzk)

314 Dearest {{{SMH}}}

I always scroll through here and look for your words of wisdom.


she has a husband

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (ePT4L)

315 I hesitate to ask...

What became of Willow?
Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:09 PM (+dMIv)
---
I was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (OaZlZ)

316 The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz)


Hell, we're getting to the point the 30s will look good.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)

317 I miss willow. She brought class to the blog.

Much needed class.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

318 Movado watches are for the arriviste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

319 you're in N.O., stick with the andouille.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2022 10:54 PM (r46W7)

Got plenty of that. Probably half a dozen brands in the store as well.
Posted by: Javems

tasso.

NEED TASSO

Posted by: Sometimes Miklos makes his own at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (LyVHa)

320 Oh, Lookie there.... go do a search for Federal Reserve Bank, M2 Money supply... it will lead you to a chart from the Saint Louis Fed.

Oh my, after 2 years of REALLY increasing the money supply... causing inflation... they STOPPED increasing the Money Supply in May... and ... gasp... SURPRISE SUPRISE SURPRISE (yes, yelled in a Gomer Pyle voice)... inflation has flat lined.

It's almost like... PROOF ... that inflation was by design... and not stopped until the POLITICAL pressure got bad enough.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (oHd/0)

321
she has a husband
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM (ePT4L)


I've met him.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (qpPdw)

322 >>> because you can swap generators without paying for a new integrated engine, but did you research the estimated kwh/gallon performance?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothga
--------------------------

My 8N had a Buick generator.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (AxHiq)

323
Scotland appoints Angus McPherson as its first Colon Blower, the health officer in charge of tracking "wee monkeypox outbreaks" in the highlands and glens of their fair land.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (pNxlR)

324 The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.
Posted by: publius

And don't forget Whitesnake!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)

325 @317: "Much needed class."

*knocks over the nearest spittoon*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (bM7vb)

326 "Justice and efficiency demand ... like that of the rest of the developed world."

Sorry, NEITHER.
And make prison something you actually DON'T want to go to, and it might make a difference, too.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (2b5zG)

327 They want to try to recapture the magic of the Fridge?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 17, 2022 11:11 PM


I think Lizzy is trying to recapture the magic of the Fridge, combined with the charm and intellect of Kapernick!

What team wouldn't want THAT!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (tkyK5)

328 I miss willow. She brought class to the blog.

Much needed class.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)
===
*looks down wistfully at ketchup stain on t shirt*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (EZebt)

329
Margarita DeVille

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:14 PM (AxHiq)

330 The oil companies are motivated by greed and having hot mistresses. This leads to abundant supplies at affordable prices.
The Government is motivated by political power and policing how enthusiastic you're about pronouns. This leads to abundant shortages and well, abundant shortages.
Posted by: Lost In Space

Who are you? So wise in economics?
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at August 17, 2022 11:09

SHH Sir B, no one is supposed to know Kamala is posting here. Top secret, like all the stuff Trump had in Mar-a-Lago, ready to sell to the Russkies.

Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 11:15 PM (55Qr6)

331 324 The '70s were great compared to this shit storm. I'd take bell bottoms and Big Hair any day over this mess.
Posted by: publius

And don't forget Whitesnake!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)

And Girls were a lot more slender back then...

Compared to what I see now? Crap... I can't remember anyone being really heavy back then.... of course... we all smoked... /looks thoughtful

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2022 11:15 PM (oHd/0)

332 in fairness, your mistress should always be hotter than your wife.


otherwise it is just insulting to your wife.

Posted by: confederatefifth at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (ePT4L)

333 I believe Willow said she has an eye condition and that reading the comments was doing her no favors.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (KFhLj)

334 @324: "And don't forget Whitesnake!"

Custom vans with porthole windows too!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (bM7vb)

335 Food per earning dollar was more expensive too.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (AxHiq)

336 150 Evil husband glued wife's vagina shut as he caught her cheating with four blokes

So was it a train or was she seeing the four of them separately?

Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2022 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

Maybe he still loves her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (HJDAV)

337 Ol' Chef Boyardee lived in Shaker Heights for a goodly period of time. Somewhere around Ashley and Brantley...

I never did figure out which house was his...but I'm sure I ran through his backyard a time or two.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)

338 Biden wants to put y'all back in Cheneys, man!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (kXYt5)

339

I hope Publius' new generator has no V-belts...

Posted by: Zettai at August 17, 2022 11:17 PM (1qBkh)

340 cussing out a McDonald's manager and calling the police over cold fries after they refused to remake his food.

Kudos to the sweet waitress who made the kitchen remake my daughter's quesadilla because it was too burnt today. The offending quesadilla never even made it to our table, and she whisked over the renake as soon as it was done. And the grandmotherly hostess came over to make sure my daughter was doing okay.

All of this at an airport Chili's. I really wish I could move to Florida, y'all are so nice here.
Posted by: pookysgirl

Yesterday I stopped at local Denny's type place here in Las Cruces, NM for an omelet and hashbrowns. The lovely young women was like you don't want the toast and pancakes - they come with the meal. I am like, no, I am good. No waffles? Nah, I am good. Extra hashbrowns? No, thank you. With that she went to place the order and 5 minutes later she comes back with how about some fresh fruit. She finally nailed me. It was great. I left her a very good tip. This is New Mexican culture in one episode. It is so lovely here.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (FF+On)

341 Ginger Baker is overbearing.
He's the reason Cream broke up.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (AxHiq)

342 Okay. What type of glue is best for vaginas?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)

343 342 Okay. What type of glue is best for vaginas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)

Crazy glue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:19 PM (HJDAV)

344 On Monday (August 15) the actor's reps officially confirmed that William Shatner is not dead.

Posted by: SMOD at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (X5CsJ)

345 >> but did you research the estimated kwh/gallon performance?

I have to two tractors that can pull that thing wide ass open, a Ford 7710 and an 8700. I will use the 7710 first choice. At max rated PTO output, 86HP, fuel consumption is 5 gal per hour.

It will not be running wide open. Overall, efficiency is the greatest at full load. You get more output for input, but at much greater rate. At low load, efficiency is poorer, but fuel consumption is much less.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (Mzdiz)

346 Maybe he still loves her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Perhaps, but it's a lead pipe cinch, she doesn't love him.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

347 > I’m going to lie down.

Hey, you don't have to do that.

From what I remember from the ads, you can even swim or ride horses while using tampons.

Even if you couldn't do either of those things before!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (bW8dp)

348 . What type of glue is best for vaginas?

******

Monk epoxy?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (kXYt5)

349 Maybe he still loves her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


He can love her from afar.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (AxHiq)

350 Hmmm. And here I thought they were independent contractors.

Doesn't exclude them from any obligation from being a member of a guild or union.

In Oregon, the case law with the Bureau of Labor (BOLI) decided that dancers at strip clubs are employees, entitled to minimum wage and cannot work for tips like an independent contractor.
IIRC It was due to the dancers being scheduled when and where to work and how long to be on.

Years ago there were some complaints about being paid just in tips and not enough to cover minimum wage, but I don't think those claims went very far because the dancers would be black-balled in all the clubs.
Illegal, but how do you prove it?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (xhaym)

351 Perhaps, but it's a lead pipe cinch, she doesn't love him.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:20 PM (r1z5A)

Fucking four other dudes while married to him should have been HIS first clue- after checking to make sure he is not David French (or Jack Murphy.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (HJDAV)

352 Okay. What type of glue is best for vaginas?
Posted by: Cicero

Wood glue.

*HeyOhhhhhhh!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LsEU/)

353 What type of glue is best for vaginas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)

Crazy glue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Liquid Nail

Posted by: Miklos hazards at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LyVHa)

354 Heh. Ginger Baker was a psycho.

Drummers are a different animal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (89T5c)

355 Wood glue.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LsEU/)

Do we have WOOD GLUE?!

X

Posted by: Monty Hall at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (HJDAV)

356 You're gonna let little things like four strange dicks get in the way of true love?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (KFhLj)

357 Despite big growth in the number of public EV chargers in the US, EV owners say the overall experience still sucks.

Yes, yes...but you cant put your virtue signal license plate on a icky gas car

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (+I6Y/)

358 Elmer's Beaver Seal

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (XG2Fi)

359 Gurlll-illa glue!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (kXYt5)

360 353 What type of glue is best for vaginas?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)

Crazy glue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Liquid Nail
Posted by: Miklos hazards at August 17, 2022 11:22 PM (LyVHa)

KY Weld

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (HJDAV)

361 Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:01 PM (Gt91P)

Thanks {{{SMH}}}!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (Mzdiz)

362 @324: "And don't forget Whitesnake!"

Custom vans with porthole windows too!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 17, 2022 11:16 PM (bM7vb)

That always without fail seemed to smell like incense and schawzol musk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (VwHCD)

363 358 Elmer's Beaver Seal
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM (XG2Fi)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:24 PM (HJDAV)

364 Also, someone needs to explain to that guy that there is this thing called divorce.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Maybe he still loves her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I imagine each of her boyfriends felt cheated on too!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)

365 KY Weld
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ha!

Posted by: Miklos est amusee at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LyVHa)

366 EVs look like a hostage with tape over its mouth

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (AxHiq)

367 Drummers are a different animal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


I think you just explained the Muppet character to me.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

368 What type of glue is best for vaginas?
Posted by: Cicero

Forget that! Never Seize is called for that application.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)

369 Even if you couldn't do either of those things before!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:20

LMAO Rod. Now let me go nap you evil humorist.

Posted by: Farmer at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (55Qr6)

370 Wait, Monty Hall was on Let's Make a Deal or something.

Dawson? Was in Running man. Richard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (HJDAV)

371 > Your money is worth a boatload less now than it was last week!

Used to work with a woman of the Argentinian persuasion.

According to her, during the worst of their inflation, on payday everyone would bug out from work and go shopping, because their money would be worth significantly less by the end of the day.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (bW8dp)

372 I imagine each of her boyfriends felt cheated on too!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)

Especially the last one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (HJDAV)

373 Don't mess with me tonight. I have a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LOVUx)

374 Dearest {{{Miley and Publius}}}

Soon...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)

Indeed! 4 weeks until we come and getcha

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)

375 > Okay. What type of glue is best for vaginas?

VAG welder. Vagina Argon Gas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (bW8dp)

376 Don't mess with me tonight. I have a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.


Posted by: tcn in AK

Far right extremist!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LsEU/)

377 Forget that! Never Seize is called for that application.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)

I don't think this particular lady has that issue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (HJDAV)

378 What about a Scottish "Bowel Movement Dignity" coordinator?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
*********
Ach, MacKenzie! Ye've got knots in yer haggis, mon!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2022 10:59 PM (kXYt5)
***
Aye laddie!
This is gonna be Nessie.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Ach! I've trod on me sporran!

Posted by: McNab at August 17, 2022 11:28 PM (Mgbo4)

379 367 Drummers are a different animal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


I think you just explained the Muppet character to me.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (r1z5A)

Or my little brother.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 11:29 PM (al4du)

380 because their money would be worth significantly less by the end of the day.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (bW8dp)


Coming soon to a country near you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 17, 2022 11:29 PM (hOUT3)

381 I've been telling you how this green new deal shit was going to go ever since Al Gore dropped his truth turd about global warming. Start paying attention.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 11:29 PM (WHt4f)

382 Forget that! Never Seize is called for that application.
Posted by: Tonypete

I don't think this particular lady has that issue.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Red Loctite?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (LsEU/)

383 My rosary has a bunch of saints medals attached, so in a sense, it is a lethal weapon. Smack you with that and, well, it would at least leave a pretty good welt.

Not sure Jesus would approve, but his mom might understand.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (LOVUx)

384 Don't mess with me tonight. I have a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.


Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief


Hah! And the little shit gets something like 350K (Canadian) to freaking study MEMES!! for hate content!!!

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (r1z5A)

385 Sometimes people need to be smacked with the religion stick. Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (LOVUx)

386 Richard Dawson -- Family Feud

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (ZSK0i)

387 Scotland suffers from the problem that all the Scots that didn't like the taste of English cock moved to the United States, while all the ones who still liked the taste of English cock, but were in possession of a work ethic, moved to Canada.

What's left are the dregs.

Same situation with the Scandis. The ones with normal testosterone levels turned Viking and left centuries ago. The ones with moderately low testosterone levels moved to Minnesota and vote for the Democrat-Farmer-Labor party. And the dregs remained.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (bW8dp)

388 Forget that! Never Seize is called for that application.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:25 PM (LsEU/)

I don't think this particular lady has that issue.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (HJDAV)

Right? She needed a paper towel dowel sono tube and cement.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:31 PM (VwHCD)

389 I think I can't afford it. I think the big ass slab of fat looks gross.
Posted by: gp Dodging Fast Nuclei at August 17, 2022 10:46 PM (qpX6U)


I bought my father-in-law a ham that he looked at and decided was far too fatty, so he wanted me to slice it down and cut the fat off.
He wound up with a good quantity of cold cuts, and I got the fat and rind (and hambone)
I would dice up a tablespoon or so of the ham and fry it down a bit to try out the fat, and then bake chopped potatoes in the same pan with the fat in the oven.
It was heavenly.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (xhaym)

390 387 Scotland suffers from the problem that all the Scots that didn't like the taste of English cock moved to the United States, while all the ones who still liked the taste of English cock, but were in possession of a work ethic, moved to Canada.

----------

Also, it's full of Scots.

Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (XG2Fi)

391 What's left are the dregs.

Same situation with the Scandis. The ones with normal testosterone levels turned Viking and left centuries ago. The ones with moderately low testosterone levels moved to Minnesota and vote for the Democrat-Farmer-Labor party. And the dregs remained.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Which, in a nutshell, explains why much of Europe hates us.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (LsEU/)

392 Dawson? Was in Running man. Richard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 17, 2022 11:26 PM (HJDAV)

Yes, but he didn't kiss any of the Running Man participants.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (7bRMQ)

393 Yes, yes...but you cant put your virtue signal license plate on a icky gas car

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 17, 2022 11:23 PM


If I ever see a Tesla in the salvage yard, then I am buying the dealer logo badges to put on my Ford F-150!

I enjoy making Lefty heads explode.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (tkyK5)

394 > Ginger Baker is overbearing.

Was. He shuffled off this mortal coil last year, I believe.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 17, 2022 11:32 PM (bW8dp)

395
A common measure of engine efficiency is HP-hours per gallon of fuel. For the 7710 above, that's 86 HP / 5 gallons per hour consumption, which is about 17 Hp-hrs per gallon.

Now, converting that to kW-hrs, it's about 12.8 kW-hrs per gallon. That is of course, mechanical output power at the PTO shaft. Generator efficiency and gearbox losses will knock that down. Synchronous machine efficiency is pretty high for the big boys, but less for the smaller little ones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)

396 Red Loctite?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (LsEU/)

Thats usually for cylindrical part bonding. Thats the last thing she needs. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (VwHCD)

397 Gotta make dinner, but I'll try to check in later.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (Mzdiz)

398 Hah! And the little shit gets something like 350K (Canadian) to freaking study MEMES!! for hate content!!!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:30 PM (r1z5A)

I know! We need better elites who would fund stupid jobs like that for conservative activists!

Posted by: Iris at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (foa6+)

399 Seriously want some Guanciale.
Posted by: Javems at August 17, 2022 10:50 PM (AmoqO)


Seriously though, I understand that Llama is to coarse to be eaten plain, but isn't Alpaca cheaper?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (xhaym)

400
I was just looking. A standlone 30kW diesel genset will run about $17K, give or take a grand.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (Mzdiz)

401 374 Dearest {{{Miley and Publius}}}

Soon...

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:06 PM (qpPdw)

Indeed! 4 weeks until we come and getcha
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)


I can't wait! I'm so looking forward to it!

Leaving on Friday for a big trip hiking in the Canadian Rockies and Glacier. Been training for 2 months. Today I was rushing around and managed to fall UP the stairs in my house. Now I have bruised knees and shins. Yay!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (qpPdw)

402 276
Well, Miley and my canning operation continues. We've put up 30 jars of stuff, and will be doing more. Peaches are next, I think. ...
I'm having to force myself to realize what I'm doing is exchanging paper for real stuff, while the getting is good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:00 PM (Mzdiz)

Exchanging paper for durable goods is good.

Do you ever dehydrate food?

Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (Rbu5d)

403 Now I have bruised knees and shins. Yay!
Posted by: Ladyl

This is also training...

Posted by: Miklos est preparee at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (LyVHa)

404 373 Don't mess with me tonight. I have a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.


Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LOVUx)

I'll repel that with my Lutheran Jello Salad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (al4du)

405 Hannity says Republicans are down 5 points in senate election. Are people in this country so pleased with Democrats and Joe Biden that they will re-elect those Democrats again to run the Senate? I am blown away.

Posted by: AnnaS at August 17, 2022 11:37 PM (l4l/z)

406 373 Don't mess with me tonight. I have a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: tcn in AK,
-------------------------------

Is it the Wonder Woman bracelet rosary.
Put your wrist across your chest the each bead
shoot little .223 crosses?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:37 PM (AxHiq)

407 Flex Seal. Kept the little man in the boat afloat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2022 11:38 PM (89T5c)

408 I am blown away.
Posted by: AnnaS

You will be

Posted by: Bob from the IRS at August 17, 2022 11:38 PM (LyVHa)

409 I'll repel that with my Lutheran Jello Salad.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (al4du)

Hmm. Them could be fightin' words.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (LOVUx)

410 That diesel will go bad unless you use the genset all the time. How about a big propane tank. It keeps forever?

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (AxHiq)

411 Don't mess with me tonight. I have a rosary and I'm not afraid to use it.


Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:27 PM (LOVUx)

I'll repel that with my Lutheran Jello Salad.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


The Sons of David throwing stars are the best religious weapons.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

412 The Sons of David throwing stars are the best religious weapons.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

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Spear of Destiny > Sons of David Throwing Stars

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)

413
Diesel is in the tractors, of course, and I've got storage tanks. You wouldn't want to let diesel sit around for years, but we've used diesel stored here over a year with no problems.

If I were doing this from scratch, things would be different calculations. But I've got some big tractors here, big engines already here that can drive a generator.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 17, 2022 11:42 PM (Mzdiz)

414 The Sons of David throwing stars are the best religious weapons.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:39 PM (r1z5A)

I'm partial to the Swiss Guard halberd.

The little shit was right about one thing: Fr. Heilman sent each of the Swiss Guard a combat rosary. It is a movement within the Church started by Fr. Heilman to masculinize faith again. He has combat packs of various religious goods and books, including a prayer regimen. They really are the bomb. He also started the Knights of Divine Mercy, from which this movement grew. DH is one of them, although since we aren't in WI anymore, that's sort of withered. Still, Catholicism only really works with real men. It isn't a religion carried by women, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:43 PM (LOVUx)

415 Leaving on Friday for a big trip hiking in the Canadian Rockies and Glacier. Been training for 2 months. Today I was rushing around and managed to fall UP the stairs in my house. Now I have bruised knees and shins. Yay!
Posted by: Ladyl


Hey, you'll almost be in PNW land. Stop by. What's 500 miles and 3 extra days to visit questionable friends? (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:43 PM (r1z5A)

416
Hey, you'll almost be in PNW land. Stop by. What's 500 miles and 3 extra days to visit questionable friends? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:43 PM (r1z5A)


I would LOVE to see you! And Nurse! But I'm on a tour with 3 other people and the itinerary is, well, brutal.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:45 PM (qpPdw)

417 romancatholicman.com

Even if you aren't Catholic, there's good stuff there.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:46 PM (LOVUx)

418 Oh my, after 2 years of REALLY increasing the money supply... causing inflation... they STOPPED increasing the Money Supply in May... and ... gasp... SURPRISE SUPRISE SURPRISE (yes, yelled in a Gomer Pyle voice)... inflation has flat lined.

It's almost like... PROOF ... that inflation was by design... and not stopped until the POLITICAL pressure got bad enough.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 17, 2022 11:13 PM (oHd/0)


Actually it is proof that inflation is driven by increases in the money supply. This is the one certain agreement between the Chicago and Austrian schools of economics.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:47 PM (xhaym)

419 Diesel is in the tractors, of course, and I've got storage tanks. You wouldn't want to let diesel sit around for years, but we've used diesel stored here over a year with no problems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion


I've run 4 yr. old diesel no problems...just stay on top of filter replacement.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 17, 2022 11:47 PM (r1z5A)

420 I believe in that final photo, they are referring to the "other" left?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 17, 2022 09:51 PM (L/KCM)

My guess, it's a work-around to enable traffic on the road to make a left onto another one by merging, instead of piling up at a light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:47 PM (k1Bd+)

421
Red Loctite?
Posted by: Tonypete
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Loctite 648.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2022 11:48 PM (2e5RV)

422 Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer

More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

Could be worse. Could be a colon dignity officer, a job tailor made for Pete Bootyjizz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (k1Bd+)

423 402 Do you ever dehydrate food?

Posted by: Flyover at August 17, 2022 11:36 PM (Rbu5d)

Is the wrong answer "not intentionally"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (ynpvh)

424 He can love her from afar.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:21 PM (AxHiq)


Well, he'd have to, after gluing her up. Right?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2022 11:50 PM (xhaym)

425 422 Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer

More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

Could be worse. Could be a colon dignity officer, a job tailor made for Pete Bootyjizz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (k1Bd+)

Maybe colon integrity?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:50 PM (ynpvh)

426 >>>Leaving on Friday for a big trip hiking in the Canadian Rockies and Glacier.

>Bring sour cream and chive potato chips for the mountain goats.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2022 11:53 PM (WHt4f)

427 No such thing as colon integrity after 50. Why do you think there is the saying, "never trust a fart after 60"?

Posted by: CA Token at August 17, 2022 11:53 PM (2+yws)

428 422 Dundee man Jason Grant has been appointed as Scotland’s first period dignity officer

More insane bullshit being perpetuated by the endless parade of human debris.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 17, 2022 09:53 PM (Xrfse)

Could be worse. Could be a colon dignity officer, a job tailor made for Pete Bootyjizz.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:49 PM (k1Bd+)

Maybe colon integrity?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Might not be a great idea to put him in charge of the one thing he's dedicated to his life to violating as often as possible.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 17, 2022 11:54 PM (Bd6X8)

429 50! Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: CA Token at August 17, 2022 11:54 PM (2+yws)

430 Live Version of Tears For Fears' Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Live) 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ-o1N2swMw

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 17, 2022 11:55 PM (Cv0a2)

431 429 50! Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: CA Token at August 17, 2022 11:54 PM (2+yws)

Good band name.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:57 PM (ynpvh)

432

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch > Spear of Destiny > Sons of David Throwing Stars

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2022 11:57 PM (63Dwl)

433 Similar to Bad Finger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i24nkxr8G8o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:57 PM (ynpvh)

434 I heard Yoko said that was McCartney's best song. She loves it. Its her favorite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)

I put YokoOno tires on my Suburban. They screech a lot during hard cornering. Also when parked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:58 PM (k1Bd+)

435 >>>Even if you aren't Catholic, there's good stuff there.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 17, 2022 11:46 PM (LOVUx)
---------------

Fr. Mitch did a thing on the Prophets last century.
It brought me (not raised in the church) closer to understanding the Bible that anything up to that time.

He brought clarity and he brought it to life.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 17, 2022 11:58 PM (AxHiq)

436 434 I heard Yoko said that was McCartney's best song. She loves it. Its her favorite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2022 10:18 PM (EZebt)

I put YokoOno tires on my Suburban. They screech a lot during hard cornering. Also when parked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2022 11:58 PM (k1Bd+)

Our VP uses Kumho

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 17, 2022 11:59 PM (ynpvh)

437 Until that time Isaac Asimov's, 'Guide to the Bible' was it.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 12:00 AM (AxHiq)

438 Ahhh.

Perspective much improved after wine.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:00 AM (U2p+3)

439 And sunset on the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:02 AM (U2p+3)

440 Posted by: nurse ratched


{{{Nurse!!}}}

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:02 AM (r1z5A)

441 A box of wine, a pantload of sand, and thou.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:04 AM (XG2Fi)

442 Hmm, interesting. The one guitar player in the junior's farm vid is playing a Gibson medallion firebird. 1972 I think. Worth about 10K now.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:07 AM (VwHCD)

443 Hiya rat!
How's Braindamage?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (U2p+3)

444 It was a lovely sunset today, we have a lot of high clouds that all went pinky-golden at the same time

I canned green beans yesterday, and made blackberry jam. Tomorrow I have to pick my yellow plums and make plum conserve. This is my first real harvest off a plum I grafted, and it might be an indication that I am going to have a lot of plums in my future, that tree is loaded.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (xhaym)

445

Libs of TikTok has been permanently suspended from Faecesbook...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (5c6LT)

446 Rat, you getting up at 3am to see if the Northern Lights are visible?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:09 AM (U2p+3)

447 445

Libs of TikTok has been permanently suspended from Faecesbook...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:08 AM (5c6LT)

But not the libs who post the stuff that they repost.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2022 12:10 AM (ynpvh)

448 This is the only Firebird I know:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIxh7v5IFA

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 12:10 AM (AxHiq)

449 Nice, Kindltot!

I have a handle on some green gauge plums and some Italian prunes. I usually eat most of them instead of canning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:11 AM (U2p+3)

450 ..Today I was rushing around and managed to fall UP the stairs in my house. Now I have bruised knees and shins. Yay! Posted by: Ladyl at August 17, 2022 11:34 PM (qpPdw)

You preformed the notoriously difficult Biden Bounce. Not only can he fall UP the stairs to a 747, but he can also crash the economy, surrender an entire nation to a band of terrorists, eliminate our national borders, but DO SO and claim an increase in his polls from 31% phhhhtttt to only 29.9% phhhhtttt !!!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 12:13 AM (tkOps)

451 Movado watches are for the arriviste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

ONly the true elite like myself wear a Movadon't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:13 AM (Yedth)

452 Rat, you getting up at 3am to see if the Northern Lights are visible?
Posted by: nurse ratched


gonna try...easier to stay up than to get up. (no phrasing jokes)

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:14 AM (r1z5A)

453 My very nice neighbor brought me over a dozen eggs, I need to keep taking her zucchini and windfall apples for her chickens.

I also want to hit her up for guano for my garden

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (xhaym)

454 Movado watches are for the arriviste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:12 PM (XG2Fi)

ONly the true elite like myself wear a Movadon't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:13 AM (Yedth)

Is that the stupid watch with the black face and no numbers? yeah, thats real creative.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

455 Y'all know that pic that was passed around the other day of IRS agents learning all about guns?

Did any of you catch the dude in the wheelchair?

I'm trying to imagine an IRS agent chasing someone down in wheelchair...and I can't.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/bjttHzVdwU7P/

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 12:17 AM (Cv0a2)

456 My very nice neighbor brought me over a dozen eggs, I need to keep taking her zucchini and windfall apples for her chickens.

I also want to hit her up for guano for my garden

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (xhaym)

Giving her the zucchini eh?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)

457 Giving her the zucchini eh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Wait till you see the asparagus

Posted by: Miklos the Chance Gardener at August 18, 2022 12:19 AM (LyVHa)

458 I have a handle on some green gauge plums and some Italian prunes. I usually eat most of them instead of canning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:11 AM (U2p+3)

Nurse, you eat prunes regularly?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:19 AM (7bRMQ)

459 Did any of you catch the dude in the wheelchair?

I did see that.

It made me think US Civil War 2.0 would make a great setting for the reunion season of Blackadder.

Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 12:19 AM (kOpft)

460 Oh man Berserker, that was funny!

Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (2+yws)

461 Watches ? Luxury. We were not allowed watches. Or time.

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (V13WU)

462
Is that the stupid watch with the black face and no numbers? yeah, thats real creative.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:16 AM (VwHCD)

I got one of those for a gift. I gave it away

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (WF/xn)

463 Apparently not regularly enough. I'm still full of shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:21 AM (U2p+3)

464 Thats usually for cylindrical part bonding. Thats the last thing she needs. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2022 11:33 PM (VwHCD)

Hey! I saw an ad posted at the local grocery store today. Some local guy has a mess of guitars to sell, including some vintage ones, and also some amps. One Fender Strat, and another Fender made as a copy of a Strat. I could snap a pic of the ad, or copy it down. The most expensive one is one thousand Canuck pesos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (Yedth)

465 Oh man Berserker, that was funny!

Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 12:20 AM (2+yws)

Yeah it was too easy. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (VwHCD)

466

In a just world, the crippled IRS thug would be required by law to use his first shot to ankle his victim -- to make it a fair chase!

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (FaXTU)

467 Giving her the zucchini eh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:17 AM (VwHCD)

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Vegetables can be sensual, don't you think?

Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (XG2Fi)

468 "Leave a zucchini on your neighbors's front porch day" was August 8. I'm sorry I didn't send up the fireworks to announce it to everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (U2p+3)

469 Watches ? Luxury. We were not allowed watches. Or time.
Posted by: runner


The sundial ones really date a fella.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (r1z5A)

470 Hmm, interesting. The one guitar player in the junior's farm vid is playing a Gibson medallion firebird. 1972 I think. Worth about 10K now.
Posted by: Berserker
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Was just paging through some Byrds tunes, and hit on this McQuinn /Marty Stuart video. I know nothing about guitars, that one looks flashy. https://tinyurl.com/bddszf3e

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (Go9h8)

471 Hey! I saw an ad posted at the local grocery store today. Some local guy has a mess of guitars to sell, including some vintage ones, and also some amps. One Fender Strat, and another Fender made as a copy of a Strat. I could snap a pic of the ad, or copy it down. The most expensive one is one thousand Canuck pesos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (Yedth)

Hmm, sounds interesting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:24 AM (VwHCD)

472 Apparently not regularly enough. I'm still full of shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched


And piss and vinegar....(smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at August 18, 2022 12:24 AM (r1z5A)

473 471 Hey! I saw an ad posted at the local grocery store today. Some local guy has a mess of guitars to sell, including some vintage ones, and also some amps. One Fender Strat, and another Fender made as a copy of a Strat. I could snap a pic of the ad, or copy it down. The most expensive one is one thousand Canuck pesos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:22 AM (Yedth)

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Any in Zebrawood?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (XG2Fi)

474 All this EV garbage... and the manufacturers worldwide making everything electric...there's a giant wall coming up cause there is no practical or possible way to make EVs work in a mass sense. When people realize that it will get really bad for greenies and government types.

Posted by: azjaeger at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (3/XaG)

475 Vegetables can be sensual, don't you think?
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (XG2Fi)

Cut the crap and pour me a drink.

Posted by: Mrs. Wormer at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (4I/2K)

476 I'd love to learn the intro to Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

477 The most expensive one is one thousand Canuck pesos.


==


I'll give him a 100 american for the lot. but that's my highest offer !

Posted by: runner at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (V13WU)

478 Any in Zebrawood?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (XG2Fi)

I don't know. Descriptions only, and pretty terse. I will snap a pic of the ad flyer tomorrow. Garrett might be interested, and it's only about a 4 hour road trip for him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:28 AM (Yedth)

479 463 Apparently not regularly enough. I'm still full of shit.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Variations of a small box of raisins or two, a pear, an apple, and an orange.

The orange is easily consumed by dropping it in a bullet blender with some ice then added to you favorite glass containing your preferred vodka.

Posted by: Braenyard, _ want nuremberg trials? badger your congressman at August 18, 2022 12:28 AM (AxHiq)

480 Lincoln opposed a foreign war-for-profit in the House, was a Republican who actually fought Democrats to a victory, and - heaven forfend! - hailed from the working classes.

The modern GOP would die aspirating their own vomit if they encountered Lincoln today. Like garlic to a vampire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 18, 2022 12:29 AM (IXpV7)

481 Any in Zebrawood?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:25 AM (XG2Fi)

Zebrawood isn't native to the U.S. Plains

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:30 AM (7bRMQ)

482 ..I'd love to learn the intro to Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)


That's TOO easy. Watch, and take notes:

*FM dj* "..and now, mellowing friends, this epic track for your listening pleasure, "Stairway to Heaven", by someone having to do with flying a Dirigible."

You can use that intro, write your own, or hopefully find the most obscure ones, the versions on tracks from Les Nessman or Rush Limbaugh in his pre-Sacramento years.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 12:31 AM (tkOps)

483 #320

Nice find re M2
Implications are pulling money out of the ecosystem will REDUCE inflation.

IDK if that's true but pouring money into an ecosystem produces inflation for sure.

Another inflation driver...reduce supply and hold demand constant. Like they're doing with gas. Two million less barrel s a day produced a doubling of price to bring supply back in balance with demand.

And prices of everything... everything that moves...went up to buy the gas and provide a profit margin.

Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 12:33 AM (3qoBw)

484 Zebrawood isn't native to the U.S. Plains
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:30 AM (7bRMQ)

Finding a Z-bra would almost certainly result in getting wood.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (Yedth)

485 "Leave a zucchini on your neighbors's front porch day" was August 8. I'm sorry I didn't send up the fireworks to announce it to everyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 18, 2022 12:23 AM (U2p+3)


It has been a very late year, I am just getting tomatoes and squash.

I am drying apples today, I may dry zucchini tomorrow or the next day. Dried zucchini is very boring, and reconstituted in stew it has no flavor and the texture of oyster mushrooms.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (xhaym)

486 I'd love to learn the intro to Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

Its actually very easy if you have any time at all on a guitar.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)

487 Spear of Destiny > Sons of David Throwing Stars
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2022 11:41 PM (XG2Fi)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)

488 Finding a Z-bra would almost certainly result in getting wood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (Yedth)

Zs would be... too much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)

489 You'd have something to jump out of a plane or parasail with.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (dNqv+)

490 486 I'd love to learn the intro to Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:26 AM (XG2Fi)

Its actually very easy if you have any time at all on a guitar.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:35 AM (VwHCD)

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So what you're saying is, all those years on the slide whistle were wasted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (XG2Fi)

491 488 Finding a Z-bra would almost certainly result in getting wood.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:34 AM (Yedth)

Zs would be... too much.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:36 AM (dNqv+)

Imagining a Frenchman saying that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2022 12:38 AM (ynpvh)

492 There is an anime called Z-Cup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:40 AM (dNqv+)

493 So what you're saying is, all those years on the slide whistle were wasted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (XG2Fi)

Maybe for you....

Posted by: Kamala at August 18, 2022 12:40 AM (7bRMQ)

494 Nice find re M2
Implications are pulling money out of the ecosystem will REDUCE inflation.

IDK if that's true but pouring money into an ecosystem produces inflation for sure.

Posted by: torabora at August 18, 2022 12:33 AM (3qoBw)


I think raising interest rates mostly slows the creation of money via loans, and lets a growing economy catch up. If the regulation and taxation load are too heavy, the economy does nothing because it can't move so it can't catch up with the money creation rate anyways.

Also, the FedGov inventing money is also inflationary.

They will not let it go deflationary for very long, that is let the creation of money be lower than the growth of the economy, since too many dear friends and relatives are relying on easy money to operate.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)

495 Exhibit A

https://tinyurl.com/5bxj9bke (warning, sfw but...)

Prosecution rests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)

496 since too many dear friends and relatives are relying on easy money to operate.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:41 AM (xhaym)

There needs to be a reckoning, but there wont because of this right here

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:43 AM (+I6Y/)

497 So what you're saying is, all those years on the slide whistle were wasted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 18, 2022 12:37 AM (XG2Fi)

Not unless you plan on jamming with the international silver string submarine band. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:43 AM (VwHCD)

498 Isnt the intro to Stairway the forbidden riff at guitar stores everywhere?

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)

499 Exhibit A

https://tinyurl.com/5bxj9bke (warning, sfw but...)

Prosecution rests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)

Gotta be the biggest tits in the galaxy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

500 People hate on Gibson Firebirds for some reason. Unrelated to being heavy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (ybIRR)

501 There needs to be a reckoning, but there wont because of this right here
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:43 AM (+I6Y/)


Zimbabwe is just beginning to issue gold ounce coins due to their decades of hyperinflation. They are planning to issue smaller denominations, and they need it since a troy ounce is worth about half an average yearly salary there.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 12:45 AM (xhaym)

502 Isnt the intro to Stairway the forbidden riff at guitar stores everywhere?

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)

Yes, a capitol offense.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)

503 >>>I'd love to learn the intro to Stairway to Heaven.

>Isn't that the forbidden riff? You'll create a tear in the space-time continuum. Or be struck by lightning.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 18, 2022 12:47 AM (WHt4f)

504 Gotta be the biggest tits in the galaxy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM



Meh. Bolt-ons...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:47 AM (FMVR1)

505 > The Sons of David throwing stars are the best religious weapons.

The Funeral Potatoes should never be overlooked, though.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 12:48 AM (bW8dp)

506 People hate on Gibson Firebirds for some reason. Unrelated to being heavy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (ybIRR)

To be honest they never did anything for me, but they are kind of cool to look at.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)

507 Meh. Bolt-ons...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 12:47 AM (FMVR1)

Bolt-ons? They're fucking weld-ons. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)

508 Exhibit A

https://tinyurl.com/5bxj9bke (warning, sfw but...)

Prosecution rests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 12:42 AM (dNqv+)

Gotta be the biggest tits in the galaxy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (VwHCD)

She is repulsive to look at. Hideous, even.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)

509 >> I think raising interest rates mostly slows the creation of money via loans,

Under normal monetary and banking conditions, yes. But I remember reading some articles over the years about how the system is so fucked up, that things ain't working normally.

The Fed put so much damned M0 money in the system with the QE (and then the Coof blowout that blew all the previous rounds of QE away), that it was so outside the bounds of normal monetary conditions it was uncharted territory.

Very weird things are happening that just stands normal on its head.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)

510 She is repulsive to look at. Hideous, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)

Yeah..doc walked away from the air compressor too long when she was getting 'enhanced'

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:52 AM (+I6Y/)

511 Bolt-ons? They're fucking weld-ons. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)

They're ugly looking and her face is a mess too. Only guys she's going to attract are skeevy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:53 AM (7bRMQ)

512 that it was so outside the bounds of normal monetary conditions it was uncharted territory.

Very weird things are happening that just stands normal on its head.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 12:52 AM (Mzdiz)

Whats really great is in this uncharted territory we have TOP. MEN. in charge

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:54 AM (+I6Y/)

513 ..Bolt-ons? They're fucking weld-ons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)


Those ARE her natural tits. But they contain foreign objects, of such nature to render said tits un-natural to the touch, intrusive to many common sexual positions, and repulsive to a large cross-section of the population.

But yeah, those are her tits, for certain definitions of "tits".


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 12:54 AM (tkOps)

514 Bolt-ons? They're fucking weld-ons. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:49 AM (VwHCD)

They are so obviously fake, that there is no attraction to them at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:56 AM (Yedth)

515 Isnt the intro to Stairway the forbidden riff at guitar stores everywhere?

Posted by: a dude in MI at August 18, 2022 12:44 AM (+I6Y/)

Yes, a capitol offense.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)

But do they tell you?

Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 12:58 AM (kOpft)

516 She is repulsive to look at. Hideous, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2022 12:51 AM (4I/2K)

That is my point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:00 AM (dNqv+)

517 > But do they tell you?

If they offer to let you play Keith Relf's guitar: don't.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 18, 2022 01:00 AM (bW8dp)

518 They are so obviously fake, that there is no attraction to them at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 12:56 AM (Yedth)

That is kind of my point about fake breasts. Lie to me. Make me believe. Do not shout from the rooftops that you are lying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (dNqv+)

519 They're ugly looking and her face is a mess too. Only guys she's going to attract are skeevy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 12:53 AM (7bRMQ)

she looks like a man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)

520
I'll give you an example of the insane, bizarro banking conditions.

The Fed has set the required reserve ratio to zero. What?! Banks don't have to have any reserves? The could create infinite loan money!

Nope, nothing like that at all. The Fed has put so much base money, which are reserves in the system, that the reserve requirement becomes meaningless, and actually counter-productive to the control of the fed funds rate!

I don't understand all the details, but I remember reading an article explaining it. That's how crazy the monetary and banking conditions are now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (Mzdiz)

521
IOW, the Fed has put so much base money into the system that a bank couldn't get rid of reserves if it wanted to.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:02 AM (Mzdiz)

522 It'd be kind of ironic if Zimbabwe gets its financial house in order at the same time the USA monetary system augurs in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (Yedth)

523
she looks like a man.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)

Makes me want to turn off the internet for the night.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (7bRMQ)

524 Makes me want to turn off the internet for the night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (7bRMQ)

Each boob probably has a little rubber valve on the bottom so she can inflate it with helium. That way, they'd be light, and would not strain her back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:07 AM (Yedth)

525 Makes me want to turn off the internet for the night.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM



Sadly this is what the internet was made for... Or this stuff is made for the internet...

Reap what ye sow, and all that...

You know what I mean!

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:08 AM (FMVR1)

526 It'd be kind of ironic if Zimbabwe gets its financial house in order at the same time the USA monetary system augurs in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM (Yedth)


China may collapse economically within a month, if it does then it probably will take a discount for immediate repayment on loans. Or it might dollarize. Or invade Taiwan as a distraction.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 01:09 AM (xhaym)

527 Something to make up:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ezhzz

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:10 AM (dNqv+)

528 ...Makes me want to turn off the internet for the night.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 18, 2022 01:04 AM



I'll take Door Number 3, Monty...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:11 AM (FMVR1)

529 China may collapse economically within a month, if it does then it probably will take a discount for immediate repayment on loans. Or it might dollarize. Or invade Taiwan as a distraction.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 18, 2022 01:09 AM (xhaym)

Saw an article today somewhere talking about the fact that if China invades Taiwan, it would cause a disruption in computer chips, which would exacerbate China's issues.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (dNqv+)

530 Something to make up:

https://tinyurl.com/2p8ezhzz
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:10 AM (dNqv+)

Nasty outbreak of melanoma on her shin, there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (Yedth)

531

She seems nice... Except for the tat!

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (FMVR1)

532 Nasty outbreak of melanoma on her shin, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (Yedth)

Tonight, MP4 will be played by AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:13 AM (dNqv+)

533 531

She seems nice... Except for the tat!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:12 AM (FMVR1)

I would anything for love, but I won't do tat...

Posted by: Meatloaf at August 18, 2022 01:13 AM (ynpvh)

534 https://tinyurl.com/nhk42wer

I'd live with it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:14 AM (dNqv+)

535 Night all, I'm out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (ynpvh)

536 Tonight, MP4 will be played by AOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:13 AM (dNqv+)

Heh! Not quite.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (Yedth)

537

Not sure if that's a xenomorph, a Wingèd Hussar, or some comic book hero fag...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (FMVR1)

538 Night jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (dNqv+)

539 Yes, a capitol offense.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 12:46 AM (VwHCD)

But do they tell you?

Posted by: Methos at August 18, 2022 12:58 AM (kOpft)

the reason why stairway to heaven is an issue in guitar stores is because for some frigging reason it was the song every frigging nosepicker that walked into a guitar store would play, especially in the mid to late 70's. The salesmen got frigging tired of it. I worked in a guitar store during my senior year in high school, and I saw it first hand. Hand a kid a guitar, and boom, you're gonna hear stairway to heaven. The pissoff is, its not a hard song. I was playing the frigging lead to that song in junior high, why it became a benchmark I have no idea, but it did. Yeah it died out after a while when it became old enough to fart dust and by the early 80's the kids were all playing thrash and speed metal, but man for a while there stairway to heaven was chinese fucking water tortue.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (VwHCD)

540 https://tinyurl.com/nhk42wer

I'd live with it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:14 AM (dNqv+)

she is cute, but the tat speaks to poor judgment, but sadly not poor enough that she'd go out with me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (Yedth)

541 537

Not sure if that's a xenomorph, a Wingèd Hussar, or some comic book hero fag...
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:15 AM (FMVR1)

Never really examined it, but I think it is a stooping eagle.

https://tinyurl.com/8ab9rfnj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (dNqv+)

542 Night horde

Posted by: CA Token at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (2+yws)

543 she is cute, but the tat speaks to poor judgment, but sadly not poor enough that she'd go out with me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM (Yedth)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:17 AM (dNqv+)

544 Night CA Token.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:18 AM (dNqv+)

545 Popped an old cd in today. For whatever reason Miklos came to mind when this was playing. I'll dedicate this to Miklos, Charlene, Darlene, Marlene and I can't keep track??? Shirlene?

https://tinyurl.com/h3a485y8

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:18 AM (kC+Z2)

546 Is that mouth harp?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:20 AM (dNqv+)

547 If you aren't allowed to play the intro to Stairway, just play Taurus by Spirit. : - >

Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 01:21 AM (KAi1n)

548 Hey Horde, My son told me that he'd grab me a bottle of wine on his way home and he neglected to do so. Such an emergency resulted to a trip down cellar to the booze box, I have retrieved an opened bottle of Old Overholt straight rye whiskey, It was distilled in Pennsylvania and bottled at Cincinnati, Ohio. I am enjoying it over some ice with a teeny splash of water. Pray for me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:21 AM (a4EWo)

549 ... but sadly not poor enough that she'd go out with me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM



Christ, AOP -- I'd go out with you if the date involved ramming around the desert on your Weasel!

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:22 AM (5c6LT)

550
BTW, I was just looking at small generator efficiencies. For the fuel input energy to output electric energy, the are pretty piss poor. Around 20% give or take a little bit. And they do drop at low load. Some will get as low as 13% at low load. Others do better.

Bottom line is burning your own fuel to generate is very, very inefficient. Your cost per kW-hr is many, many times what utilities charge.

It's the old economies of scale thing here. Very large generators and the prime movers to turn them can be much more efficient, input and cost wise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)

551 Christ, AOP -- I'd go out with you if the date involved ramming around the desert on your Weasel!

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:22 AM (5c6LT)

that sounded soooo not right. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM (VwHCD)

552 Christ, AOP -- I'd go out with you if the date involved ramming around the desert on your Weasel!
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:22 AM (5c6LT)

I don't think the sharp rocks and scree slopes would be friendly to the tracks. They were really built for snow, but handle mud quite well, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:24 AM (Yedth)

553 You can look up old Mr. Overholt's story on wiki.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 01:24 AM (KAi1n)

554 I have retrieved an opened bottle of Old Overholt straight rye whiskey, It was distilled in Pennsylvania and bottled at Cincinnati, Ohio. I am enjoying it over some ice with a teeny splash of water. Pray for me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:21 AM (a4EWo)

I pray that dear DDS's bottle lasts through the night. How's that? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)

555 ...It's the old economies of scale thing here. Very large generators and the prime movers to turn them can be much more efficient, input and cost wise.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM



Have you looked at the Stirling engine?

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (5c6LT)

556 It's the old economies of scale thing here. Very large generators and the prime movers to turn them can be much more efficient, input and cost wise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:23 AM (Mzdiz)

Just put Liz Cheney on a treadmill, with the doorway to Golden corral just out of reach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (Yedth)

557 You all notice the care with which DDS did not disclose, region, state, city, locale?

TEASE!

/s

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 01:27 AM (tkOps)

558 Have you looked at the Stirling engine?
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (5c6LT)

Stirling engines have very low efficiency, IIRC, because the delta T through the cycle is so small. What they can do, though, is make effective use of low-grade heat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (Yedth)

559 Just put Liz Cheney on a treadmill, with the doorway to Golden corral just out of reach.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:26 AM (Yedth)

The treadmill might actually fold space.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (VwHCD)

560 ...https://tinyurl.com/8ab9rfnj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM



What's her name?

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (5c6LT)

561 What's her name?
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (5c6LT)

Emerson?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 01:30 AM (Yedth)

562 Have you looked at the Stirling engine?
Posted by: Zettai

Wolfus's kitten?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 01:30 AM (KAi1n)

563 ...https://tinyurl.com/8ab9rfnj

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:16 AM

Niiice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD)

564

I found it!

Eagle Leg is a...

...Kat!

Katerina Soria, q.v....

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:34 AM (5c6LT)

565 Is that mouth harp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yes it is. Probably why Miklos came to mind . That being said I used to roll doobies driving down the road at 70 + while steering with my knee while listening to that song. Not sure the memory synapses from that period function normally .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:35 AM (kC+Z2)

566 What's her name?
Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:29 AM (5c6LT)

Katerina Soria. A fav. I like redheads. and boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)

567
Yep, Stirling engines are mostly good for teaching heat engine principles in Thermodynamics courses. :-)

Don't get me wrong, they do have some practical applications, but you're not going to do much with them as a practical matter.

A real Stirling engine is very different from the ideal one in the Thermo courses. There are other inefficiences in the practical design.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:36 AM (Mzdiz)

568

IIRC, Stirling engines, powered by paraffin oil, were widely used in the tropics for decades in the last century to generate electricity...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:38 AM (5c6LT)

569 Being of the female persuasion I only looked at Katerina's feet, she's got man feet, careful boys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)

570 569 Being of the female persuasion I only looked at Katerina's feet, she's got man feet, careful boys.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)

Feet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:40 AM (dNqv+)

571 Have you looked at the Stirling engine?
Posted by: Zettai
------
They're just a lot of hot air.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 01:40 AM (wwcKe)

572 Katerina Soria. A fav. I like redheads. and boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:35 AM (dNqv+)

Definitely belongs on my 1000 year list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:40 AM (VwHCD)

573
Re engine efficiency. There is a maximum theoretical efficiency of a heat engine. It's very simple, 1 - Tc/Th, where Tc is the heat sink temperature, and Th is the hot side temp, both in absolute temperatures.

So, the only way to get that to 100% is have your cold body at absolute zero, or your hot body at infinite temperature, both of which are unattainable. High temperatures are destructive to materials, of course.

But that is the ceiling on efficiency set by the laws of thermodynamics. Real world efficiency is much lower because of other effects like friction, heat loss, etc, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)

574 I am not a foot guy, but I do not see the man feet.

https://tinyurl.com/ymewmbzb

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:41 AM (dNqv+)

575 I like redheads. and boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I chased a cute redhead with the complete package for about 4 months in one of my time wasting periods pursuing education. When I finally caught her I regretted it .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:42 AM (kC+Z2)

576 Aetius, not in that picture at all, but the other picture, I thought she had man feet.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo)

577

No entry at Wikifeet under Kat Soria...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:43 AM (5c6LT)

578 Being of the female persuasion I only looked at Katerina's feet, she's got man feet, careful boys.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 01:39 AM (a4EWo)

Its comments like that which created my 1000 year rant. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD)

579 They're just a lot of hot air.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------

I have one of these: https://tinyurl.com/y5h823nr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 01:45 AM (tFWfv)

580 I chased a cute redhead with the complete package for about 4 months in one of my time wasting periods pursuing education. When I finally caught her I regretted it .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:42 AM (kC+Z2)

*fistbump*
Happens with every woman IRL I am attracted to. It is a talent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 01:46 AM (dNqv+)

581 careful boys.

A little late for that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:53 AM (kC+Z2)

582 I chased a cute redhead with the complete package for about 4 months in one of my time wasting periods pursuing education. When I finally caught her I regretted it .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 18, 2022 01:42 AM (kC+Z2

I knew a girl who had a rack like that katerina chick, and they were real. I know they are real, because when she popped her bra off they slapped the ground with a sound found only in a belly flop contest. So yeah, as spock says, sometimes to want a thing is better than to have a thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)

583
Search amazon for Stirling engine generators. There are a lot of little toy ones for "educational purposes". They are quite cute.

You can power a little LED bulb.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:56 AM (Mzdiz)

584
At Clempson Cow Collidge, the Physics Dept. had a number of cute little well made Stirling engines. The one I remember was propane torch powered. You set it up, then heated the hot end with a standard hand-held torch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 01:58 AM (Mzdiz)

585

The Swedes use Stirling engines in their military submarines, FWIW...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 01:59 AM (axE4J)

586 I have one of these: https://tinyurl.com/y5h823nr

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 01:45 AM



Well, you're all set for coming lean years...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:01 AM (axE4J)

587 She has feet?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 18, 2022 02:02 AM (KFhLj)

588 ..I know they are real, because when she popped her bra off they slapped the ground with a sound found only in a belly flop contest. So yeah, as spock says, sometimes to want a thing is better than to have a thing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2022 01:54 AM (VwHCD)

So, what you're saying is, she played base?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 02:03 AM (tkOps)

589 >> The Swedes use Stirling engines in their military submarines, FWIW...

Gotland class submaries. The Stirling system is the Kockums v4-275R Stirling AIP unit, two of them on these submarines.

Looking that up, heat source is LOX burning diesel fuel in a high pressure combustion chamber. Heat sink is the water. It also has regular diesel engines for surface propulsion.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)

590 Philips produced portable Stirling-driven generators. Ford, at one time, had an automobile engine planned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:16 AM (8On0t)

591 I was watching a Ewetoob of a Stirling built by a guy from a '70's Chrysler V-twin A/C compressor. He was hoping to get about 5-700 watts from it, to drive a small generator. He used a propane torch to heat up the hot side to red heat, and then started it with a rope pull. It ran at maybe 1000 RPM for a few minutes, until it exhausted the stored heat; the little torch could not keep up. It used air as a working fluid, with static pressure of 90 PSI.

An old V-twin motorcycle engine might be the basis for a larger one?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:17 AM (Yedth)

592 Well, past midnight here. Time for me to get some shuteye. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2022 02:19 AM (Yedth)

593 Bers, Thanks for the prayers, I am pouring my second and final Old Overholt's, it is surprisingly smooth, I'll get a few nights out of this bottle. I am not familiar with your 1000 years rant, link?? How is your kitchen reno coming along?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 02:19 AM (a4EWo)

594
The idea of those Stirling "AIP", air independent propulsion was stealth and long underwater endurance times. Nuclear of course is the way to go, but this was a clever non-nuclear way that can give "weeks" of underwater run time.

The Stirling engine is very quiet. Combustion pressures are such that the exhaust can just be directly dumped into the surrounding water.

The US Navy did some wargaming with these Swedish submarines, and one managed to get close enough to the USS Ronald Reagan to have sunk it, so stealthy it was.

Don't tell anyone, but the US Navy has a weakness for very stealthy diesel electric submarines. A normal battery powered one managed to "sink" the USS Enterprise during a similar war game.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)

595 Why do you need an AR-15 to go hunting ?
Because clearly the FBI uses them for a fishing expedition.

Posted by: SMOD at August 18, 2022 02:20 AM (X5CsJ)

596 I was involved in a project in which the engineers wanted to develop a stirling engine for fishing boats. The idea was to use waste heat from the engines by way of a stirling engine to power a chiller that would produce slush ice to keep the fish cold.

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at August 18, 2022 02:21 AM (LyVHa)

597 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 02:21 AM (dNqv+)

598 Don't tell anyone, but the US Navy has a weakness for very stealthy diesel electric submarines. A normal battery powered one managed to "sink" the USS Enterprise during a similar war game.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:20 AM (Mzdiz)

Dramatized in the seminal training film, Down Periscope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 02:23 AM (dNqv+)

599
Those Gotlands have onboard batteries of course, and can function as a regular diesel-electric. The Stirlings can charge the batteries under water or directly drive the propulsion system, but not both.

Under the Stirling propulsion, speed is just 5 knots. With batteries, 20 knots.

It's a very, very stealthy, sneaky attack submarine.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:23 AM (Mzdiz)

600 Diven diven orgen borgen

Posted by: Swedish submarine chef at August 18, 2022 02:26 AM (LyVHa)

601 This where I mention rhombic drive. In a blatant violation of the 'no math' rule: https://tinyurl.com/mwekrzmt

I built a nice working model using an erector set.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2022 02:28 AM (8hy0r)

602 Aetius, That was a fun little film, the kids really liked it and the adults too.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 02:30 AM (a4EWo)

603

Yeah, I've read nukular subs are large and noisy... A small, stealthy diesel-electric sub has some advantages over them!

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:33 AM (EWmC/)

604 Good night, Horde, button up your Overholt's when the wind is free, take good care of yourself you belong to me.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 02:37 AM (a4EWo)

605 ...stirling engine to power a chiller that would produce slush ice to keep the fish cold.

Posted by: Miklos vaguely recalls at August 18, 2022 02:21 AM



A Stirling engine driven by another motor functions as a heat pump and can be used as a device for refrigeration...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:42 AM (txViY)

606
Those Gotlands are limited to how much LOX they can store onboard. You're carrying both fuel and oxidizer.

These things are very cool, but the real limits and details are kept close to the vest by the Swedes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:43 AM (Mzdiz)

607 Night DDS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 18, 2022 02:44 AM (dNqv+)

608 From sidebar Liz Cheney already has her grifting website up, once again comparing her to Lincoln. So this was all planned.

Yeah. I said as much earlier today. The election was nothing more than advertisement for her new income stream. She never hoped to win.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 18, 2022 02:45 AM (2FeAz)

609
Yep, a refrigerator (heat pump) is just a heat engine in reverse. Here, efficiency is seen in a different light. Rather than getting work out of a temp difference, you're inputting work to move heat against a temperature difference. That is, pump heat uphill so to speak.

In reverse, conditions that make for a piss poor heat engine, low temp difference, make for the most efficient heat pump operation.

Little work for a heat engine means lots of heat moved for little work input in a refrigerator.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:45 AM (Mzdiz)

610
Thermodynamic education is sorely lacking. If just a reasonable fraction of the population actually understood just some basic principles, most of the green, EV nonsense would be laughed out of town before it even got off the ground.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:47 AM (Mzdiz)

611

I once toured an American submarine of the WWII era...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:47 AM (txViY)

612
Reading some more about the Gotland subs, they "ran rings" around the US Navy during these various war games.

These Gotlands made fools out of our Admirality. Them Rear Admirals took it right up where their name suggests.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)

613 publius. Do let us know when a Swede Gotland can track a Russian *anysub* across oceans to be able to kill it in the Alaskan Straits, Bering Sea, North Sea or wherever they prowl?

Inshore deterrence is a whole different game than Global Deterrence. Fast Attacks for the Win.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2022 02:59 AM (tkOps)

614 Mornin'
(sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 18, 2022 03:09 AM (sAmhv)

615 >> Inshore deterrence is a whole different game than Global Deterrence. Fast Attacks for the Win.

Granted, of course. The Swedish Bikini Team Navy ain't gonna be doing Global operations.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 18, 2022 03:14 AM (Mzdiz)

616 I once toured an American submarine of the WWII era...

Posted by: Zettai at August 18, 2022 02:47 AM (txViY)


Back in the late '60s, as a Boy Scout, I toured a boomer (Norfolk, VA sub piers). Got to walk around the missile silos on the sub which the sailors' affectionately called 'Sherwood Forest'. They told us they exercised by running laps around the silos. Also hit my head going through one of the hatches. I don't now how sailors willingly go beneath the seas in boats. Claustrophobic as hell.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2022 03:35 AM (ldL4g)

617 Incidentally, publius, before I truly depart, very nice to see you back here, congrats to you and Miley, ad multos annos.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 18, 2022 03:36 AM (a4EWo)

618 One of my first jobs was working as a tour guide at the USS Bowfin and its museum at Pearl Harbor.

To this day, I cannot stomach the smell of Brasso.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 03:39 AM (VTyhy)

619 Late start yoday, not supposed to be up yet

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:40 AM (k8B25)

620 Virtual tour of the USS Bowfin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ifgpc8yiL8

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 18, 2022 03:42 AM (VTyhy)

621 When i was a kid, my favorite sub was the one at Disneyland.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 18, 2022 03:47 AM (KAi1n)

622 https://tinyurl.com/zbfa94uj
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)

623 19 is the most disturbing

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 04:12 AM (k8B25)

624 622 https://tinyurl.com/zbfa94uj
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2022 04:22 AM (GkGYg)

625 It's good to see discussion about the Stirling engine. You're on the right track.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 18, 2022 04:25 AM (WHt4f)

626 Pixy nood

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 04:37 AM (k8B25)

627 622 https://tinyurl.com/zbfa94uj
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)

Number 5, the crowd watching Liz Cheney concede, is the best!

Posted by: m at August 18, 2022 04:37 AM (GkGYg)

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