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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (8/7/22)
Quote I “The biggest thing that got him was Jon had called Roger Goodell a female body part that wasn’t becoming. I guess he made some bad comments about the Glazers, but you have to realize he had just been fired by the Bucs and he thought he was on private e-mails. A lot of people when they’re fired say bad things.” Former NFL Coach John Gruden’s agent Bob LaMonte
Quote II “Dick Cheney is a war criminal..lied to the American people and brought nothing but death and destruction to Iraq ….Cheney’s demon seed will be destroyed at the polls by the good folks in Wyoming… and then we will be done with them,” Steve Bannon
Quote III “We got our ass kicked. It’s just that simple. Looks to me like we got rinky-doo’d. That’s a Louisiana word for ‘screwed.’ And we got our ass kicked. That’s the way my people back home see it,” Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA)
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What else is new? Leftists only like certain SCOTUS decisions.
A state with a large presence of agricultural properties has adopted a law giving 'trespassers' a right to access those lands while speaking to workers there, despite a Supreme Court precedent that struck down that very strategy in another state. It is Colorado that adopted recently an Agricultural Workers' Rights law that requires those landowners to provide access to those visitors, or "service providers" such as union officials or counselors, who want to contact their workers on site.
Current events meets Art........
A couple of goodbyes.
RIP Roger E. Mosley.
RIP Judith Durham
Tweet of The Week. I'm almost speechless at the utter stupidity and waste of money. H/T
Isophorone Blog
Pelosi Feels a Special Connection to China Because She Thought We Could Dig There
Democratic Rep. Brad Schneider of Illinois will be looking for a new staffer.
A Democratic congressional staffer impersonated a federal agent and led the Secret Service on a weeks-long manhunt between late 2020 and early 2021. The congressional staffer, Sterling Devion Carter, worked for Democratic Rep. Brad Schneider of Illinois, according to reporting from The Daily Beast. Police spotted Carter impersonating law enforcement on November 12, 2020, at around 11:45 a.m. He was spotted standing near a blue Ford Taurus resembling a police cruiser in Washington D.C.
Regulars know what Rule Number 1 is. Rule Number 2 is: Don't stick your dick in hostility.
GRISLY DEATH Horror death of boyfriend ‘whose skin MELTED after his girlfriend set him on fire’ as her chilling words to him revealed A 25-YEAR-old man suffered a horrific death after his girlfriend allegedly set him on fire at a gas station. Cops said that Breana Johnson, 24, will face a murder charge in Ricky Doyle's death, which came two weeks after he was injured.
On this day: August 7, 1970 - The Goose Lake International Music Festival
The Goose Lake International Music Festival was held in Leoni, Michigan. Over 200,000 fans attended the three day festival. Acts who appeared included, Jethro Tull, 10 Years After, Mountain, Chicago, Bob Seger, John Sebastian, James Gang, Stooges with Iggy Pop, Brownsville Station, MC5, Rod Stewart and Flying Burrito Brothers. via thisdayinmusic.com
Someone forgot to take out the keys. Just because you can take it, doesn't mean you should. Genius Award Winner.
SALT LAKE CITY (KUTV) — A man was arrested after police said he stole an excavator, drove nearly a mile down the street, and started ripping up the ground at a grocery store parking lot in Salt Lake City. The incident happened just after noon Saturday, according to Salt Lake City police. According to a news release, the excavator was left running at a job site at 900 South 300 West when the man got inside and drove away.
It is - quite literally - a whale of a story. Michael Packard was diving for lobster off the Cape Cod coast in Massachusetts when he was hit by what felt like a 100-tonne lorry. Being 45ft beneath the waves, the juggernaut object was not a motor vehicle at all however - but one of the largest living creatures known on the face of the planet. Humpback whales are among the biggest beasts on earth alongside their cousins the blue whale and have been known to eat up to 1.4 metric tons of small fish or krill. So when Michael was gulped by of the friendly giants in June of last year, his adult male body would have barely touched the sides of its mouth.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 09:52 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 07, 2022 09:53 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 09:54 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 09:55 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 09:55 PM (7bRMQ)
The Yankees lost their fifth straight game today. All that's left is for Judge to get injured and Yankeedom won't have anything to beat their underdeveloped chests about.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (1Nxff)
Now for the content!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 09:57 PM (D7U4k)
The Yankees lost their fifth straight game today. All that's left is for Judge to get injured and Yankeedom won't have anything to beat their underdeveloped chests about.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (1Nxff)
Is that like softball or something?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 09:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Theodore at August 07, 2022 09:57 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Theodore at August 07, 2022 09:59 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Ciampino - accept that different nations may spell things differently at August 07, 2022 10:00 PM (qfLjt)
Do you have that shirt copyrighted?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Now for the content!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 09:56 PM (hOUT3)
Oh ye of overconfidence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 10:02 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DB at August 07, 2022 10:02 PM (geLO8)
Do you have that shirt copyrighted?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
No, but I want to.
Also gift season is coming up. I would like an XL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
And she crushed it. What. A. Voice. What. A. Song.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:03 PM (LsEU/)
The Seekers once again prove, If there's an upright bass in the band, it's going to be good.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:03 PM (doiJh)
Posted by: wing at August 07, 2022 10:04 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:04 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:05 PM (nxdel)
And THIS is why we don't let children vote or sign contracts.
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:05 PM (o61E1)
That's my girl!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 07, 2022 10:07 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)
That's my girl!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:06 PM (LsEU/)
Aren't you in NYC?!
Posted by: DaisyB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)
Posted by: jewells45
{{{Jewells}}} I think "timbre" is the correct word for the quality of her voice?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: DaisyB
Oh hell no. I've been released early from my sentence in OH. So, looking down south.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (anj39)
Haven't been around for awhile, life gets in the way.
Is there a special handshake or something, or will this 1.75 bottle of Jack Daniels be sufficient to get through the door?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (ynq4A)
When I was 21, a drunk man was kicked out of the local AmVets bar while I was there drinking.
He went to the job site where he worked, stole a backhoe, returned to the club and hour later and ripped down the front of the building.
When police arrived he led them on a low speed chase for 3 miles back to the construction site, where he parked the backhoe before getting arrested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 07, 2022 10:11 PM (Z0jKT)
Uh, WHERE?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)
Not familiar with the wonders of Utah street naming, eh?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at August 07, 2022 10:11 PM (nsEXz)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Moose out front should have told you "Yes!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (hOUT3)
Uh, WHERE?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)
Weirdest street system ever. And I have to become familiar with it starting next week....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (LsEU/)
Ah. Just made a southern migration as well.
Posted by: DaisyB at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Enter the Arena hail and good citizen LCD!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)
Ten Years After in my not so humble opinion is the most underrated band of the 70's. Alvin Lee was simply amazing. Damn that guy knew the guitar.
Thanks MisHum for the reminder this evening.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (sAmhv)
When police arrived he led them on a low speed chase for 3 miles back to the construction site, where he parked the backhoe before getting arrested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 07, 2022 10:11 PM (Z0jKT)
That's a brilliant Genius Award Winner.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
It wood.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:13 PM (ynq4A)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
We need common sense backhoe control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:13 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Enter the Arena hail and good citizen LCD!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (LsEU/)
Ahh.
One of the many truly fine people here. Hello, Tonypete!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
To be fair, he cannot be charged with theft since he returned the borrowed property!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
Elbow bump will do. Hard to shake hands with a bottle in each hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (anj39)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (nxdel)
I would be willing to help pay for her to get halfway there.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)
HA HA!
It would be interesting to compare ticket sales especially considering demographics, but it's still funny.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2022 10:15 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:15 PM (doiJh)
Posted by: Archimedes
6 foot should be plenty deep.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:15 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
A reach-around would be nice...
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (XIJ/X)
Obviously he did learn one thing from his parents. Put your toys away when you're done playing with them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)
I would be willing to help pay for her to get halfway there.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:14 PM (/NCI4)
Wrong way, she and a bunch of other commies should be on a rocket heading for the Sun.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (llON8)
Love the Mark and Emmie Lou song up top.
And the barn photo with our great flag!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (xT18z)
I wonder if the Genius Award winner was trying to recreate the Blaumilch Canal?
Probably not, the ending turned out much different.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
That and Paxton wiped out the Bush clan in TX.
BEWARE, there is a vacuum.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (ynq4A)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (doiJh)
One of the most bizarre statements I've ever heard from a politician.
The statement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqTeJLZUc
One wonders what the people around her are thinking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 07, 2022 10:18 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
I wonder if people around her are capable of thinking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 07, 2022 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Greetings to all Hordelings.
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2022 10:19 PM (yUjc0)
It has to be difficult to constantly speak in public, knowing that any time you say something wrong and it sounds stupid, you will be mocked. Better just to let'er rip, and then break into Ozzy Man level cursing.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:10 PM (sy5kK)
A reach-around would be nice...
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:16 PM (XIJ/X)
Actually why one of the reasons I brought a half and not a fifth. Gotta get really blitzed for that kind of stuff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (sy5kK)
She's going to have a huge slush fund to take with her when she goes back home to Northern Virginia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (I2/tG)
Uh, WHERE?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)
It's Utah. don't try to figure it out. Every little Podunk town along I-15 between Ogden and Spanish Fork has a 900 South exit. Or so it seems.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM (guM5Q)
I got to see Knopfler with Clapton many years ago.
Fantastic to see these musicians together.
And as for demon Cheneys...F them...Hopefully they can hang out together in hell....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (BdkdF)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, in Hell at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (sn5EN)
tonypete
Big Horn Bourbon. Ennis, MT. The last PNWMoMe, it didn't last long.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:17 PM (doiJh)
And I claim partial responsibility that Big Horn disappeared so quickly. Along with Mark Andrew Edwards Buffalo Trace, it was a bourbon heaven. Somehow I made it home the next day without too badly of a hangover. Good booze for the win!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: jewells45
Start with the last place you would look. Things are always in the last place you look.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:20 PM
https://www.lizcheneyforva.com/
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (kv+Nx)
I would've been around 3rd grade or so, but her voice instantly reinforced an already dawning realization that gurlz was something special.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: jewells45
Are they on your head? That's where I usually find my lost glasses.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: jewells45
"Tony, Tony (St Anthony) come around. Something's lost and must be found."
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (LsEU/)
The puppies got outside for the first time today, a little romp on the back porch. We'll be setting up a pen for them to play in the grass, under supervision, of course.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)
In the ignition?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:23 PM (7bRMQ)
Kamala when she was only a menage to CA had two staffers try to phish other LEO organizations into joining a Masonic international police force...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (GgXta)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (BjGT6)
Posted by: Ciampino - gets blurry when magnified at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: She Hobbit
That's where I usually find my underwear
...Joey. Biden...
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (vd8XM)
Uh, WHERE?
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:08 PM (o61E1)
Weirdest street system ever. And I have to become familiar with it starting next week....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:12 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
Easy, peasy! This address is 9 blocks south of Center (which runs east and west) and 3 blocks west of Main (which runs north and south). Center and Main is the primary (usually the center) intersection in town. And there will be an LDS church on one of the four corners of that primary intersection. Every town in Utah has the same layout.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)
I mean we want to Whip Inflation Now right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)
jewells, they are right where you last left them.
I know, I'm a smartass.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (GgXta)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (qAR6u)
Like they say, the NFL is gay. If you are straight find a different hobby.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
This is dangerously close to math.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (kv+Nx)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (nxdel)
What they lack in imagination they make up for in organization.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (Bd6X8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Nq9SpGzic
Is it to late to ship this guy off to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:26 PM (GgXta)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:22 PM (sy5kK)
I'm a scotch guy but admit to having a couple bottles of Buffalo Trace on my very sturdy shelves.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (anj39)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM
https://nitter.net/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (kv+Nx)
Posted by: BruceWayne
I'd like to thank the academy. To be sure just being nominated was an honor. This one is for you, mama.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (ftFVW)
As long as Inflation is into it and you agree on the safe word, go for it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)
The claims that the Euro-niks made against him are bullshit.
However sending American boys off to die with no plan on how to win seems like a capital offense to me.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:28 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)
Tabernacle St maybe instead of Center? Main St is there.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
y'all need some hep?
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (MrZQl)
Many psychedelic fun was had (not by me of course) listening to this band...
Good times (had by others
)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (BdkdF)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Yeah, that's what Oedipus said and we all see where that got him.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (LsEU/)
Ok Americans, your safe word is Fluggaenkoechiebolsen.
Remember if it gets too intense just say that and we'll stop. But...remember to pronounce it correctly...
Posted by: The IRS at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:21 PM (nxdel)
Hang on Jewells, I'm gonna clap twice.
Clap Clap!
There. You should be able to find them now.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (anj39)
$200 for a 1/144 scale armor kit?
One word - No.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (GgXta)
Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
This is dangerously close to math.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:25 PM (LsEU/)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Long P. Ig at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (SHsaY)
I hate pie.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Iris at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (GgXta)
The booze will flow. There may even, once in a while, be scotch.
The Buffalo Trace is very tasty.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (doiJh)
I have read, and I believe it to be true, that the IRS has a disabling shortage of the minimum wage employees who open & process the mail, i.e., mailroom clerks.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (NLIak)
I think he decided to take a mental health break from internet stuff for a while. Hopefully it's working like he wanted it to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Ciampino
i'll help. it says, 'for a good time, call Cianpino.'
- She Hobbit
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (MrZQl)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)
29Victor, I think you hit the nail on the head.
Our FedGuv is corrupt as hell, and most of those that run it should go exactly there.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)
yeah, it's called being "on" the grid
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (7ZQe3)
https://tinyurl.com/4h9zp59w
You won't be disappointed...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (us2H3)
He is going to court again, this time as lead counsel (probably). Did you know that?
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: Long P. Ig at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (SHsaY)
Not banned. Taking a rest from the HQ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (guM5Q)
It's not necessary to do that. My wife runs an internet business that brings in about a tenth of our income, and small internet businesses will doubtless be a prime target of the new IRS audits. Low hanging fruit, and all it would take is the cost of defending an audit or two to make continuing the business completely uneconomical.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (us2H3)
I think he decided to take a mental health break from internet stuff for a while. Hopefully it's working like he wanted it to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:31 PM (Bd6X
__________
I hope he's doing better. Has anyone been in contact with him? Just to make sure he's OK.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: jewells45
Are they in the car? I usually find mine laying on the seat or dangling from the ignition.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: REDACTED
Nothing random about these comrade.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:36 PM (MGB5H)
Which would mean we'd fight the Russians to the last Ukrainian life, and the Russians would fight us to the last Nork.
Perfect, truly perfect.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (us2H3)
He is going to court again, this time as lead counsel (probably). Did you know that?
Posted by: Typical Piggish Moron at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (XIJ/X)
Just assume I know everything
saves time
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (BJKQV)
Someone's. Gotta shoot up all that ammo.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (anj39)
Yep! That's where they were!
Goodnight all. A few hours at the pool just did me in. Stay safe and don't give up.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (nxdel)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at August 07, 2022 10:24 PM (7DYli)
Now that there is funny.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (Q8bDL)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:28 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
Google Maps is your new friend! Save yourself the headache and worry...
As for the Tabernacle, it seems to go with cities that have a Temple, but not every city with a Temple has a Tabernacle Street. I need a secret decoder ring!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (ESjRY)
saves time
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (us2H3)
A legend in your own mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (XIJ/X)
So, I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (us2H3)
Problem is, for a stranger to the area, the signs on the freeway rarely identify which town a given "900 South" exit belongs to. So you might find yourself at 900 South in Jordan River, when you wanted 900 South in American Fork. Non-unique names are pretty dumb on freeway signage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (guM5Q)
A "tax professional" posted on Twitter that he didn't understand what the big deal was - just don't cheat on your taxes, and you have no reason to fear an audit.
The negative ratio he got in response was truly impressive.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
https://youtu.be/aQUlA8Hcv4s
Jeff Lynne has an Afro warning
Post Modern Jukebox - Mr Blue Sky
https://youtu.be/NTbNCezCJNM
(cute ginger singer warning)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 10:39 PM (GgXta)
Well I've managed to lose my car keys. I know I had them when I came home. Duh. But can't find them anywhere.
Posted by: jewells45
_________
I regularly lose the key I keep in the car for the front gate. It turns up eventually but it's a pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (1Nxff)
https://tinyurl.com/4h9zp59w
You won't be disappointed...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
***
WOW!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)
Zod is a bunny?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
***golf clap***
Very nice. I like Fen vs Joe Mannix...a lot!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (BgMrQ)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
Could you go if you brought her? And that's more than just doodling, I'd say.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
What a hoot! That is great stuff...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (XIJ/X)
How does one actually get out of a car these days with the key in?
Every vehicle I've owned over the past twenty years screeches, beeps, and chirps like I've broken into Fort Know should I but open the door with the key in the slot!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (kjt0l)
-----------------------
Looking at car code readers that blue tooth to a phone I discovered that Android is easy peasy But iphones must have an app. Apple loves apps because all Apple apps talk to each other and then take the info back to big Apple.
I hope the Musk OS will be the one we've been waiting for. A Pine Phone that works.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (ynq4A)
Perfect, truly perfect.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:36 PM (ESjRY)
It could be. Imagine the poor Noko soldier seeing hot Uke women and food. Then they compare it to home and Viola! instant coupe!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ)
Costco toilet paper:
Was 425 tissues per roll, now 380.
Was $17 per package, now $19
Between shrinkflation and price increase 23% increase in past 6 months
Dollar store bar soap
Was 6.25 oz, now 5.oz
Was $1, Now $1.25
45% increase in past 6 months
Basic staples, right? So is anyone buying the 9.1% inflation BS they're peddling? I hate to say it but if you do, you're a fool.
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (kjt0l)
I used to get audited all the time cuz of travel and other expenses
a real pain in the ass but nothing I could do about it
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2022 10:42 PM (NLIak)
Basically the government knows how much you earned and then makes you tell them. And if you are wrong they put you in jail.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:42 PM (ESjRY)
https://tinyurl.com/4h9zp59w
You won't be disappointed...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (BgMrQ)
***
WOW!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (anj39)
Wow indeed...
All other versions pale in comparison to this IMHO!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xT18z)
It's St George. Map shows a temple.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (LsEU/)
saves time
Same here, just substitute "everything" with "nothing" and you're good to go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (8ufRF)
Sure...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ)
That could drive them to drink!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
saves time
Same here, just substitute "everything" with "nothing" and you're good to go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (Bd6X
wutz nuttin mean ?
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (us2H3)
Boehner, the degenerate low-life he is hawks for the pot industry.
I bet Lizzy hawks solar panels for the CCP if she gets shitcanned by Wyoming voters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (X42kT)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2022 10:27 PM (ftFVW)
When I have to give a presentation in front of people I don't know, I start off with the academy award acceptance speech. It really sets the mood by giving everyone a chuckle.
Also, I made two chocolate malts for myself and the fetching Mrs Beartooth tonight.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (+ksY7)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:45 PM (5uOtq)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (ynq4A)
Musk ought to buy Pine Phone, or maybe the Librem Linux phone, and incorporate their tech into his phone. And be sure to offer a Pi phone that does not have any connectivity with Tesla cars, for those of us who love plants, and want to continue making them happy with abundant plant food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:45 PM (guM5Q)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
A 'killer' bunny - that rabbit is "dynamite!"
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:46 PM (+Cgut)
Got a demand letter for not paying the custom duties almost instantly.
Posted by: mnw at August 07, 2022 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:35 PM (1Nxff)
I emailed him about a month ago with some Florida questions. I think the break is doing him good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 10:46 PM (DgWEj)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
In my wildest imagination I never thought of an image so terrifying as how you've capture Zod. I know my nightmares will be haunted by that visage for weeks.
Most excellent work, sir!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (Bd6X8)
*******
She could have looked it up and found that the entirety of the united States projected onto the opposite side of the globe falls entirely within the Indian Ocean. How long can she tread water?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (kXYt5)
Same here, just substitute "everything" with "nothing" and you're good to go.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
________
Complete ignorance has never prevented me from posting my worthless opinions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Miklos and the Grail of Bourbon at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (hXIvZ)
I am officially in awe! What a gift you have!
I am not familiar with the site you've linked, but I followed you. I think I "hearted" all your lovely doodles, but not sure.
Amazing!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (WKvb+)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2022 10:47 PM (kXYt5)
You expect a drunk to dig on a straight line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (guM5Q)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 10:34 PM (7ZQe3)
I saw a youTube from around 2014 of her doing an interview on an Aussie morning show. She sang a song from a new album, and her voice was absolutely SWEET. Absolutely gorgeous. (Sorry, no link, but you could find it after watching a few videos of The Seekers.)
Posted by: GWB at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (o61E1)
Many psychedelic fun was had (not by me of course) listening to this band...
Good times (had by others )
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:29 PM (BdkdF)
Yes.
Proof, COMM, that you still have brain cells that work.
I'm Going Home, from Woodstock Live, is an all-time classic.
Found another version of it, not from Woodstock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaKgQATdB6I
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (LsEU/)
I really like Jack Straw - he probably is nothing like that, but I just can't help it.
And I have no idea why I think Lady in Black looks like Molly Hemmingway; I just do...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:49 PM (+Cgut)
but where ever I went, I would always visit other shops and collect a business card
which seemed to satisfy the feds
however, I am glad I'm retired now
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:50 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:43 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
There is a Temple downtown, and another under construction. What used to be Center is now, I believe, St. George Boulevard.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:50 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 10:40 PM (ESjRY)
Ooooooo......
* backs away slowly*
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 10:44 PM (+ksY7)
And I deserved them!!! Next time fetch your own damn malts!
Posted by: Fetching Mrs Beartooth at August 07, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)
The negative ratio he got in response was truly impressive.
Unless you are a political target, then fear is appropriate because "Show me the man, I'll show you his crime".
We are such a post-Constitutional society that we are only one half click from full out Communism. Its silly to be enraged at an Unconstitutional act such as the Fe'ral government blatantly ignoring the 4th and 5th amendments. We surrender most of the Bill of Rights just boarding a public airline.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 07, 2022 10:51 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 10:52 PM (v/2u5)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 10:52 PM (qpPdw)
she still claims she expects to win her primary
not gonna happen, cow
Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM (us2H3)
Fine. I'll conduct an anal probe on you with this drill. Don't clench and there won't be any problems.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM (/NCI4)
Sure...
Posted by: 18-1
For the next several weeks I can buy wonderful farm fresh produce at the State Farmers market. Much better than anything in a supermarket. 30-50% less (if you buy by the half bushel or more, which I do).
But the cost of canning jars is up 40% on last year....
Posted by: Miklos thinking this game is rigged at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM (hXIvZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCFG6Z6_be4
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:50 PM (xT18z)
I considered that, but the street north of StG Blvd is 200 North.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 10:52 PM (v/2u5)
You can say that - sitting on your Fortress of Doom!
I made you into some sort of comic book dominatrix - I have no idea why. I should probably seek therapy...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Miklos and the Grail of Bourbon at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM
You've gone off and got yourself a VPN, haven't you, a barátom?
I should have you know that this impedes my MiklosTracker® software yugely!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (5uOtq)
I just finished the first episode as well, and I was so irritated at the oppressive woke that I wanted to throw my shoe through the screen. I won't watch any more.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2022 10:58 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Some people have a talent for envy, and on Twatter apparently you can turn that hobby into a profession.
Posted by: Miklos does not participate other than kbdabear pics at August 07, 2022 10:58 PM (hXIvZ)
Going Home...yes!
This is the song I always associate with this band...
I'm glad someone remembers...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 10:59 PM (BdkdF)
Sure sounds like a threat to me.
I'm thinking 80,000 more border agents is a much better use of out tax dollars.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 10:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: 18-1
With sharp, nasty teeth! Aye, that's no ordinary bunny!
Posted by: Miklos and the Grail of Bourbon at August 07, 2022 10:48 PM (hXIvZ)
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Posted by: Javems at August 07, 2022 11:00 PM (8ufRF)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 10:55 PM (7bRMQ)
* * * *
Quite right. Tabernacle has replaced Center.
How long will you be in St. George?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:00 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 10:57 PM (MGB5H)
If they turn Tommy Dreamer gay, stop reading it.
Posted by: EC Dub at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2022 11:01 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Zettai
The VPN is managed by Hungarian State Security. And I know Albanians. And Gypsys.
So watch it, havér
Posted by: Miklos does not control the vertical or the horizontal at August 07, 2022 11:02 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (5uOtq)
Posted by: Miklos thinking this game is rigged at August 07, 2022 10:53 PM
After not finding any canning lids last year, I vowed to buy everyone I could find this year. So far I've bought 480 small mouth and 360 wide mouth lids. I already have rings and jars galore.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (+ksY7)
Tammy Al-thor...you shall be added to the doodle crowd! I always work for praise!
Standby...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:00 PM (xT18z)
Oldest heads to Dixie State, excuse me, Utah Tech next week. I'm only going there when needed. But if she needs to go somewhere when we're there, I need to understand the street system.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (+ksY7)
* * * *
So... that explains the sudden popularity of Ewe Toob videos reporting testing off-brand canning lids...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: LenNeal at August 07, 2022 11:05 PM (U11/V)
"He has erected a multitude of new Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance"
Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM (kOpft)
Also, the article "a" (or "the") here is equivalent to being referred to as "The Donald".
Posted by: Miklos wishes Ivana well at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM (hXIvZ)
Har, har. Back to school starts this week!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM
That could never happen here...
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (5uOtq)
Very nice. I like Fen vs Joe Mannix...a lot!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
The Ben Had sketch is almost as adorable as Zod-bunny. 😊
Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (M9XmQ)
Posted by: hamster Lilli von Schtupp at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (5uOtq)
Oh yeah? Let some giant shove his dick up your ass and see how you like it!
Posted by: Hamster With Sore Ass at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (7bRMQ)
Standby...
Posted by: B
you are going to need some manolo blahniks
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (MokHC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Miklos wishes Ivana well at August 07, 2022 11:06 PM
I meant to do that...
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (5uOtq)
Posted by: Digger O'dell at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (PIlQh)
I trust that our Miklos is honestly the real guy.
I used to follow his hash.
Now. Look at him with his pretty new hashes
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:09 PM (BdkdF)
Posted by: Hamster With Sore Ass
You should be grateful there was duct tape.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:09 PM (Bd6X8)
You are smart to get a lay of the land. My experience with St. George has been that it helps to see it first-hand and memorize landmarks.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:11 PM (xT18z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)
My nephews went back a couple of weeks ago. Their school year starts at the end of July for some reason.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:11 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Or battens hatches? at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I made the mistake of going to Wally world this weekend. It was the back to school tax holiday weekend here. Oh boy.....
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:07 PM (1Nxff)
Tomorrow!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 07, 2022 11:12 PM (x61Im)
Technically it goes to Hell, and then you can get to any government office in the world.
Posted by: Antichrist Line, 5th caller at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (kOpft)
I made you into some sort of comic book dominatrix - I have no idea why. I should probably seek therapy...
Posted by: Boswell
Well, damn.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (g8uGN)
So, I updated the Moron Doodle site - I added Jack Straw, Weasel, Zod and, because she was so nice about my messy drawings, VMom Stabby Stabby (Hello Kitty Helmet Edition)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
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2 things, first, you have serious talent!
second, come to a MoMe and sketch the real thing! We don't bite. Well, until late at night, maybe.............
too bad nurse ratched isn't here tonight, she'd get a kick out of her sketch. pretty much the opposite of her in real life.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Digger O'dell
Mel's Hole, right behind the Diner.
And JFB can KISS MY GRITS
Posted by: Flo at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
Technically it goes to Hell, and then you can get to any government office in the world.
Posted by: Antichrist Line, 5th caller at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (kOpft)
I think they call that Tacoma.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (SnOp8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:08 PM (Bd6X
AZ, right? That's where my nephews are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:14 PM (DgWEj)
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Ask Jay Inslee, he will show you personally. He has connections.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:15 PM (sy5kK)
His head is connected to his ass. F*cker.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:16 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (aWgmB)
too bad nurse ratched isn't here tonight, she'd get a kick out of her sketch. pretty much the opposite of her in real life.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
I stole Nurse away. We've been on the phone!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (qpPdw)
Yes, and this town is one of the later starts. Chandler starts in July with their "modified year round schedule" as they call it. I'm sure there's other districts that start about the same time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (FF4Wm)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:18 PM (BdkdF)
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Very nicely done!
How are you at caricatures? I hear the state fair circuit is a gold mine!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2022 11:18 PM (XG2Fi)
Now I've got an image of two women jumping up and down on an iPhone.
Not that Apple doesn't deserve it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X8)
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Boy, does he ever.
Especially to Hunter.
https://tinyurl.com/468mwt9m
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (v/2u5)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:17 PM (Bd6X8 )
I think they're in the Queen Creek district. I know they started the last week of July, because I thought that was weird. What happened to starting in September??
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:20 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:20 PM (qpPdw)
You are smart to get a lay of the land. My experience with St. George has been that it helps to see it first-hand and memorize landmarks.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:11 PM (xT18z)
Thanks LS. She wants to get a Master's in Music Ed to become a music teacher. I just need to know where the stores and Walmarts/Targets are. Her apartment is across the street from UTech, just take the StG Blvd exit and turn right at 1000 E.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
Now I've got an image of two women jumping up and down on an iPhone.
Not that Apple doesn't deserve it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:19 PM (Bd6X
Ha!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (qpPdw)
Thanks LS. She wants to get a Master's in Music Ed to become a music teacher. I just need to know where the stores and Walmarts/Targets are. Her apartment is across the street from UTech, just take the StG Blvd exit and turn right at 1000 E.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (7bRMQ)
Warmest congratulations!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:20 PM (qpPdw)
good on you.
and hello, nurse!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)
After not finding any canning lids last year, I vowed to buy everyone I could find this year. So far I've bought 480 small mouth and 360 wide mouth lids. I already have rings and jars galore.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:03 PM (+ksY7)
Fillmore Container is a good online source for lids.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)
Back in the court yet?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (BgMrQ)
{{{Browndog}}}. Half of this summers tennis has been rained out. But I've been training 4 days a week for my trip to the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (qpPdw)
Yes, and this town is one of the later starts. Chandler starts in July with their "modified year round schedule" as they call it. I'm sure there's other districts that start about the same time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
The kids need a few weeks of intensive Spanish and Nahuatl so they can welcome their new schoolmates and decide which cartel to be at recess..
Posted by: Mikloa dmits that his Nahuatl needs improvement at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (hXIvZ)
I've always imagine Our Dear Zod as a rabbit...
...driving a cohort of defeated, shackled Aztecs before him!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (FF4Wm)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (qpPdw)
If they start in September then the schools have to be air conditioned well into June, which is the hottest month of the year in AZ. So they have a schedule where they start in July, after the monsoons have kicked in, take two weeks off between semesters, and finish the school year around the end of May.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:26 PM (v/2u5)
I've always imagine Our Dear Zod as a rabbit...
...driving a cohort of defeated, shackled Aztecs before him!
Posted by: Zettai
Heh
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2022 11:27 PM (sAmhv)
Hey Tammy - done - here you go...
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
I see I misspelled your nic - sorry - also - I made you look like Mary Worth from the comics...sorry again!
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:27 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: Mikloa dmits that his Nahuatl needs improvement at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (hXIvZ)
I Hopi they all can get along.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:29 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:29 PM (Bd6X8)
Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:29 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:22 PM (qpPdw)
Thanks Ladyl! And the best thing about it is she took all the loans out in her own name!!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)
...Half of this summers tennis has been rained out. But I've been training 4 days a week for my trip to the Canadian Rockies and Glacier National Park.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (qpPdw)
Damn, that sounds like fun...except for the Canada part.
Glacier is lovely country, color me jealous...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 07, 2022 11:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (v/2u5)
https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH
"Some fucking kulak stole my shopping cart with ALL MY STUFF"
Posted by: Miklos proposes at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (hXIvZ)
Your MissTammy is a bit to patrician, also not a red head.
nice work though.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (MrSu5)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (FF4Wm)
When I was a little girl, I was told when at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough, we would reach China, so we’ve always felt a connection there,” Pelosi said
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Digging a deep hole in sand will eventually lead to
a collapse of the hole onto the person digging it, usually fatal. Maybe whoever told her that was sick of her.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (qOuMB)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:32 PM (v/2u5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (v/2u5)
https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:26 PM (v/2u5)
Senator Bernie fakes a fall on capitol steps, sues government for new house on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:21 PM (qpPdw)
BTW - I had a wonderful imaginary drawing of you and I lost it among my notes...that happens a lot. I doodle someone during a meeting, draw all over my notes, then toss them when I clear my desk, forgetting something I doodled...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (MrSu5)
...driving a cohort of defeated, shackled Aztecs before him!
Posted by: Zettai
When Zod says "jump" you jump.
When Zod jumps....
Posted by: Miklos foretells nothing good at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (Bd6X8)
https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:26 PM (v/2u5)
99-1?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2022 11:33 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (Bd6X8)
What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (MFphb)
>Take some potato chips for the mountain goats. If you don't have potato chips they'll be mad.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (7ZQe3)
Boswell, can you really call yourself an artist without a drawing of a naked fat man on an ottoman?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 11:04 PM (xT18z)
Why the hell Ball did not ramp up production is a mystery, they could be turning sheet steel and sealing compound into Gold.
I suspect they use a jobber and no longer make their own lids.
Technocap is the generic off brand I use, the only thing is that you have to screw the rings finger tight and then back the ring off between 1/8 or 1/4 twist because unlike Ball lids, they seal too tight and may blow the bottom out of your jars because they can't vent.
Unfortunately Technocap doesn't sell those directly, though they sell the one-piece ones that have the lid and ring together
However, Technocap makes Russian style canning lids, called SKO in their catalog.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:31 PM (FF4Wm)
Yeah - something about VMom just screamed "bullet bra and helmet"
I have issues.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: confederatefifth
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No, but the pic definitely bears little resemblance of me.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (v/2u5)
What would make a commenter's hash change multiple times in a short period, and could it be done deliberately to avoid the banning of a hash?
Posted by: OneEyedJack
T-Mobile 5G wireless internet will do that.
Answering for a friend.
Posted by: Not Miklos as far as you know at August 07, 2022 11:36 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:35 PM (7bRMQ)
Oooo - fat naked ottoman guy coming right up!
Standby!
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:37 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: confederatefifth
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No, but the pic definitely bears little resemblance of me.
Posted by: SMH
fwiw, I never said it looked like you
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (MrSu5)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Couldn't tell you.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (ajxlu)
Try Tattler lids which are reusable. Ball also makes reusable lids but I haven't tried those.
These lids save on having to throw away lids after you open a jar...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (BdkdF)
Posted by: Kindltot
I have helped make tushonka and canned it, in actual metal cans.
Posted by: Miklos has seen...things at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (q2j4k)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (FF4Wm)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (ajxlu)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (MrSu5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (v/2u5)
Caption this, Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/bp7ppyhy
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Bernie Sings Songs of the Steppes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (63Dwl)
>Take some potato chips for the mountain goats. If you don't have potato chips they'll be mad.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (WHt4f)
If I have potato chips with me they will not be eaten by goats, I assure you.
...burp...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (qpPdw)
The Republocan party may have just sealed our fate to Democrap rule for the next decade and beyond with the passing of "Their $740 billion Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 IRA BILL!!"
Mid Terms?? yeah just go off yourselves...you won't have to cry as much...
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (J00IM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:42 PM (MrSu5)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Bernie Sings Songs of the Steppes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Bernie after celebrating Honorary Uzbek Award
Posted by: Miklosov "Bubba" Miklosevich at August 07, 2022 11:42 PM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM
In my case, it's my VPN... And yes, it could be used to subvert a banning...
Should I ever be banned, I should think honour would compel me to respect that, but one never knows!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:44 PM (CG+mQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 0
helpful hints from ed geen?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 07, 2022 11:39 PM (MrSu5)
We have a book.
Posted by: The Kanamits at August 07, 2022 11:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:40 PM (v/2u5)
Now, can you control that, or is it just part of the VPN dealio?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:45 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:46 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Nose In the Air at August 07, 2022 11:46 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:45 PM (MFphb)
We are controlling transmission. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.
Posted by: Control Voice at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
That was totally unnecessary, but extremely appreciated! I am so thrilled! And eerily en pointe ! How did you do that?!
Thank you so much!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (WKvb+)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:34 PM (MFphb)
Some ISP's, like mine, give their subscribers "dynamic" IP addresses. My hash changes several times over the course of a thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (5Kuct)
The math was set when the special needs never trumpers shat away two Georgia GOP senate seats to fuck trump.
I am certain the way to unfuck the American political football is to not vote.
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (Lzpvj)
Bullshit, when she was a little girl the continents hadn't even separated yet, china didn't exist.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
Others like mine leave you with a hash that lasts two to five years.
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (Lzpvj)
We're the Democratic National Committee, and we approve this message!
Posted by: The DNC! at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (I2/tG)
At one time, this was several years ago, if I selected a particular protocol and server location, I could maintain a stable hash for weeks, night after night, but no más...
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:48 PM (CG+mQ)
Should I ever be banned, I should think honour would compel me to respect that, but one never knows!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:44 PM (CG+mQ)
So that's how MUMR keeps popping up and the cobs have to whack-a-mole him/her/it?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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I have control, as far as connecting and disconnecting to the VPN servers.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (v/2u5)
In the beginning God created light, and Nanzi Pelousy bitched at Him.
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Miklos has seen...things at August 07, 2022 11:38 PM (hXIvZ)
Can sealers are fun, My sister used to send us home canned salmon in cans. I had a friend who used to make camping survival kits with those as well, based on USN kits - fishing line, coffee powder, hard candy, and stuff like that.
The Russian style canning lids are similar to (85 mm) bottle caps that need a special crimper to seal.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Blackstone at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (9byfS)
Posted by: OneEyedJack
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (flCnw)
Mine changes every couple of weeks. Something to do with living in a rural area, and the ISP either being or not being static? Can't remember exactly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (WKvb+)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2022 11:24 PM (xhaym)
Thanks for the info Kindltot. I checked out Meyer nursery. It appears to be wholesale only.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (+ksY7)
It is a testament to the power of the American ideal that fuckwits on the internet empower communists to rain hellfire on our nation because the retard republicans are not perfect nor able to overcome the brutal math.
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (Lzpvj)
lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (flCnw)
Posted by: davidt at August 07, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)
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If they should team up with Apple then it would be an Apple-Pi phone. Edible in an emergency.
Posted by: Ciampino - dang! no custard at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Kindltot
The Paolo has, how you say, caused this on occasion.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (mSy8I)
The NEW Mid-Term Election EMULCIFIER..."Advantage Democraps!!"
Stop counting at sundown...we have trucks coming in for the morning count.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (J00IM)
Bullshit, when she was a little girl the continents hadn't even separated yet, china didn't exist.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (qpPdw)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Probably drawing a little too...umm quickly now...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:49 PM (v/2u5)
So, you may or may not have a "stock" hash that remains static if you don't connect to the vpn?
I'm sure you'll just answer yes, because that is the horde way.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:54 PM (MFphb)
Way too much fun and craziness here tonight. I simply can't keep up...
Girldog says "Come on mom! Bed time!". Love you Morons!
Good night.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 07, 2022 11:54 PM (BdkdF)
She was blowing the trades workers God built hell with for a nickle a pop.
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:54 PM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (qpPdw)
Good night, Hordians. I don't want to hear any tales in the morning about your filthy mouths and bad attitudes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (1Nxff)
Passed on a Sunday as a deliberate affront to America as a Christian nation.
This is effectively the American version of the Enabling Act -- a strike force of accountants to enforce financial pain on any threat to the uniparty, aided and abetted by our militarized thug police forces. I've taken down my flags because this is the end of the Republic. We're for all intents and purposes peasants now.
Now I don't want to offend all of you Southerners with my GD this and GD that, so I just say, bless the hearts of all of those voters in Georgia, West Virginia, Arizona, and of course my home state (not by choice) of Illinois. Au revoir all cause my race is run.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (nDrPh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)
I suspect the cobs have access to the actual IP addresses of the commenters and can see the associated geolocation...
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (/IRr6)
I wonder what the pressure rating of Ball jars is. I don't think they have any official pressure rating, but they tolerate vacuum I think down to near full, that is 15 psi difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ciampino
i'll help. it says, 'for a good time, call Cianpino.'
- She Hobbit
Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 07, 2022 10:32 PM (MrZQl)
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Thanks. I called this mythical character Cianpino but no one answered.
Posted by: Ciampino - Spelling is so important at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:47 PM (WKvb+)
You're the best Tammy! I should really do a nice drawing of you for that. Not something dashed off haphazard that doesn't look anything like you.
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:56 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: RetSgtRN at August 07, 2022 11:57 PM (NVtgT)
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM (+Cgut)
There's therapies for that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 07, 2022 11:57 PM (7bRMQ)
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Yep, pretty much the gist of it.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:57 PM (flCnw)
Louboutin, not Blahnik, and truth be told, I am on a bit of a Jimmy Choo kick now!
Truth truly being told, my feet can't handle any of them any more and I have settled into LK Bennett and Gianvitto Rossi pumps for the most part. But I do take my Choo Blings out occasionally and gaze fondly at them!
How are you?
Hello, SMH!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (WKvb+)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)
Ha - so true...so true...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (+Cgut)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (flCnw)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (/IRr6)
My hash hasn't changed since my modem last went out. Just an unplug or reset won't do anything.
Last time I checked my location was accurate to within a small atomic weapon, say Fat Man.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: TheMitch at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (cDITE)
Posted by: CA Token at August 07, 2022 11:59 PM (2+yws)
So sorry to hear about Judith Durham. An incredible voice, and a performer without ego or guile, I think.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (AJLeZ)
Probably drawing a little too...umm quickly now...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:53 PM
Whoa! I am sincerely impressed now!
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (mSqSf)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (3Or4S)
America was warned for decades that Bill Clinton's end game was a civil "service" that would control your life down to how you had to fold your toilet paper.
The women of the nation decided the View and Oprah's good graces were worth more than liberty.
Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (qpPdw)
Just for that Ladyl - I am going to go thru my notes now and find my doodle of you...
Posted by: Boswell at August 08, 2022 12:00 AM (+Cgut)
Truth truly being told, my feet can't handle any of them any more and I have settled into LK Bennett and Gianvitto Rossi pumps for the most part. But I do take my Choo Blings out occasionally and gaze fondly at them!
How are you?
Posted by: T
damnit, how did I forget that.
we are good thanks.
how are you and Thor?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:01 AM (lwOXb)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)
Ottoman guy looks like Dr Teeth. Weasel looks like Noah Brown.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2022 12:01 AM (7bRMQ)
compared to what they ran against they were, that is the issue.
It is like saying "Strange New Worlds is the best star trek out there right now."
Why yes it is true, of course rather than being a testament to how good SNW is it is more a testimonial to how awful Discovery and Picard are.
Like I said on Steam's forum, "SNW is like being told you have diabetes rather than cancer or monkeypox good news but not great news."
Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (Lzpvj)
As for the Tabernacle, it seems to go with cities that have a Temple, but not every city with a Temple has a Tabernacle Street. I need a secret decoder ring!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 07, 2022 10:37 PM (xT18z)
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You have to have the magic underwear.
Posted by: Ciampino - Spells and all at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (qfLjt)
I would not dream of putting you to such trouble. I am beyond thrilled!
The hair is the only thing a tad off; it is very much like my profile, albeit with a much nicer nose than my rounded Norwegian peasant proboscis!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (WKvb+)
Serfs is right, and with tens of thousands of numbercrunchers to ensure you pay your fair share (all of your stuff) and be happy about it, and with all the other horrors in this bill, it's going to get very ugly soon, much more than it already is.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:02 AM (flCnw)
The American people empowered the tax collectors from Robin Willams' Popeye....
Seriously, congratulations America you did it!
You adopted a totally and tacitly offered domestic tyranny.
Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM (Lzpvj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM (u73oe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM (Bd6X8)
Thor and I are like to die of heat and humidity, thankyouverymuch.
I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (WKvb+)
We had a late night canning run, canned 4 jars of okra and 3 jars of zucchini. Same 40 minute processing time. At one time, all four burners on the stove were going wide open.
Mrs. Duke hasn't updated the data for Sunday, but I'll be interested how much the power consumption averaged. It will be well over 6 kW, I'm sure.
The mass of that load was such that it took quite a while to get up to full pressure. And a long time to cool down to atmosphere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (nDrPh
What do you mean by that, Meanie? Sounds to me like you're going to be starting a new chapter, not closing the book.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (t62xj)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
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Those are excellent.
Posted by: Ciampino - you doodle well at August 08, 2022 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:04 AM
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:06 AM (mSqSf)
https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM (flCnw)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM (MFphb)
https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab
Certain things really do call for extending the death penalty.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM
You've misspelt 'pair of homosexuals'...
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:08 AM (mSqSf)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:09 AM (flCnw)
Yep.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:09 AM (WKvb+)
SCotUS made it essentially impossible to put people to death for the immoral action of infliction of immoral sexual congress on the innocent.
We are going backwards not forwards on morals and liberty.
Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:09 AM (Lzpvj)
Funny bit of information warfare tradecraft in the headlining and copybook standards involved.
Posted by: sven at August 08, 2022 12:10 AM (Lzpvj)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
Frigging amazing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (VwHCD)
and SMH and I still reading each others' minds!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (WKvb+)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (PxfdI)
and SMH and I still reading each others' minds!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:11 AM (WKvb+)
Well, I really have no other purpose here really. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:12 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at August 08, 2022 12:05 AM (WKvb+
We have a house for sale in the Rocky Mountain foothills.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (t62xj)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (PxfdI)
I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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Tammy, Tammy... it's currently 69 deg. in the Blue Ridge, dropping to 64 tonight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (ZV/cu)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 08, 2022 12:14 AM (aWgmB)
Plenty of homes for sale here, and the prices are going down.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:15 AM (Bd6X8)
Maybe we could sneak him down to get some accurate representations of the state of being of the J-6 prisoners?
Probably a bad idea though, I don't trust the FedOppressors to pass up adding him to their collection.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:16 AM (tkOps)
https://tinyurl.com/2p848zab
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:07 AM (flCnw)
Both males with the same surname. Ghey-married, or pervy brothers? Hang 'em with one rope, over a pulley.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (UO0Xe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: sven at August 07, 2022 11:50 PM (Lzpvj)
***********
Indeed. I can only pick nits with this statement and the nitpicking is exceedingly minor.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (xxG/v)
Children have MP? Where Is Child Protective Services...serious??
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:22 AM (J00IM)
I've just chosen The Hague as the server location for my VPN -- Let's see what happens!
Posted by: Zettai
War Crimes
Posted by: Miklos, an unconventional Genevan at August 08, 2022 12:24 AM (hXIvZ)
All one needs to know about traveling there is: 1) Where is the nearest Crown Burger; 2) Where is the Pie Pizzaria (now at five different locations plus the additional one which is take-out-and-delivery only); 3) Where is one of the two Red Iguanas (both owned by the same family).
I guess Moochies is another one to add to the list but I left the state before it opened.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:24 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 08, 2022 12:25 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:25 AM (UO0Xe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:21 AM (UO0Xe)
Pack'em both into a circus cannon and fire it into a volcano.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:26 AM (VwHCD)
Not much to say tonight - just want to maintain my 'occasional poster' status.....
Hmmm...'Occasional poster in Kalifornistan' might be a worthwhile new nic....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Kalifornistan at August 08, 2022 12:26 AM (7SwmH)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:27 AM (xxG/v)
How does one actually get out of a car these days with the key in?
Every vehicle I've owned over the past twenty years screeches, beeps, and chirps like I've broken into Fort Know should I but open the door with the key in the slot!
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2022 10:41 PM (kjt0l)
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Easy, between buzzers for keys, seatbelts, lights, etc. I got distracted. Picture this (not Sofia of the Golden Girls) a few 29s ago. Cambridge, MA. Around 6PM. The lab was in Kendall Square and I lived on Freshpond Parkway. It's winter; snow. I stopped at the Stop 'N Shop on Memorial drive. As I slammed the door I heard the buzzing and I saw the dangling keys. Nothing else to do but abandon ideas of shopping and walk a few miles in snow to get home, then wait until midnight when housemate got home and give me a ride with my spare keys. Ever since then everyone in my family has a spare key on them.
Posted by: Ciampino - lessons have to be learnt the hard way at August 08, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:27 AM (IFQcP)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 08, 2022 12:24 AM (xxG/v
The Iguanas are awesome! I've eaten at both.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:28 AM (t62xj)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
and now the fair Ms Boswell calls (more like shouts) for me to come to bed and sleep.
So - Goodnight, Horde!
Posted by: Boswell at August 08, 2022 12:30 AM (+Cgut)
I am about to forsake my Southern roots, and beg to be relocated to Wyoming, or Montana or Idaho, or some other nice, dry-heat state.
Posted by: Tammy
you should move to tx, it is not so hot and humid here.
you would enjoy tx much more since we moved here and started getting these rubes straightened out.
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:30 AM (4aFA4)
"Gay activists Zachary & William Zulock adopted two very young boys in 2018. They are married & describe each other as "partners in crime." Investigators in Georgia accuse the two men of sexually abusing their adopted children to make child porn."
https://tinyurl.com/2s45usns
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 08, 2022 12:32 AM (OQFwJ)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2022 12:28 AM (t62xj)
Basically downtown SLC, a few blocks west of the Temple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 12:34 AM (UO0Xe)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2022 11:51 PM (VwHCD)
So she killed it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2022 12:35 AM (llON8)
Efffin Traitor and your CHI-COM WIFE as well..
BIG Southern Boy Bitch..Can there be a primary challenge
surely someone better
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:35 AM (J00IM)
surely someone better
He's not up for re-election until 2026. That's roughly 4 years to find someone and get them ready.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 08, 2022 12:44 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:47 AM (4aFA4)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:49 AM (yGv1V)
He sold us out. He and the rest of the RINOS.
Even if TRUMP declares...Cesar's senate and the ides of March...just you watch.
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:50 AM (J00IM)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM (4aFA4)
We need to subcontract the voodoo chants and incantations though. I've never studied the evil ways, just rather the prayers for our enemies thing. Modified thus:
"..may our enemies die a quick and merciful death, freeing us to leave them in our path and proceed on to others."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 08, 2022 12:52 AM (J00IM)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM
You've misspelt 'slow, painful, and ignominious'...
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:54 AM (yGv1V)
Posted by: raimondo at August 08, 2022 12:55 AM (plQf2)
Mike, last time I was in your neck of the woods, it was still almighty humid! About a month ago.
Y5th, has that Tejas heat fried yer brain?! Not humid, really?
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 08, 2022 12:57 AM (WKvb+)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 12:54 AM (yGv1V)
Satisfying, but tactically unsound. Double tap into the noggin, and proceed downrange. Leave nothing alive behind you to trouble you from behind, if able.
Speed is Life, and Death is Speed. Your enemy's death, that is. Contact, Kill, Proceed. Saves worry and looking backwards. *things i read on the 'net so they must be true*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:57 AM (tkOps)
We need to subcontract the voodoo chants and incantations though. I've never studied the evil ways, just rather the prayers for our enemies thing. Modified thus:
"..may our enemies die a quick and merciful death, freeing us to leave them in our path and proceed on to others."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 12:51 AM (tkOps)
Faster to air drop the dumb fuck into pankot palace, let the thuggee cult plant his ass into an iron cage and lower his silly ass into the lava. Kali would be appeased.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 12:57 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at August 08, 2022 12:59 AM (WKvb+)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 08, 2022 01:04 AM (hXIvZ)
Problem is, yo' mama was too stupid to know she could have an abortion, so you inherited her brains. Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 01:06 AM (2KExV)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2022 11:55 PM (flCnw)
Ha - so true...so true...
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 11:58 PM (+Cgut)
And, being moronic, just because you shouldn't doesn't mean you won't.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 08, 2022 01:08 AM (LOVUx)
Legislation is supposed to be passed by legislatures.
There's a hint right there in the name.
Posted by: Methos at August 08, 2022 01:11 AM (kOpft)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Hold my beer and bourbon
Posted by: Miklos sez hey watch this at August 08, 2022 01:12 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 01:13 AM (ZV/cu)
There's a hint right there in the name.
Posted by: Methos
That's almost like cheating.
Posted by: Miklos shall compete against females in the national Constitutional Championships at August 08, 2022 01:14 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I think she's at a Tony Robbins Motivational Seminar in Vegas.
Posted by: Miklos may be right at August 08, 2022 01:15 AM (hXIvZ)
As I drove him toward his house, I introduced myself. "My name is Random. What's your name?" He said, "I'm Roger E Mosley". That struck me as odd. I don't normally introduce myself as "Random J Programmer". At most I'd say my name was "Random Programmer". The middle initial was unusual.
Anyway, when we got close to his house, he asked me to drop him at the corner, rather than directly in front of his house. That was also a little odd, but maybe I look more like a stalker than I think I do. I dropped him off and went home.
At home, I told my wife about the incident, including the man's name. "Roger E Mosley!", she said. "Do you know who that is?" I was clueless. She explained that he played TC on Magnum PI, and all the oddities made sense.
Posted by: Random J Programmer at August 08, 2022 01:15 AM (psq2p)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -
----------------------
BUT
After every election they caucus amongst themselves and elect leadership.
It is possible for Mitch to remain a senator but not a senate leader.
Trump is trying very hard to get Scott from Fl elected and Mitch booted.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 01:18 AM (ynq4A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 01:13 AM (ZV/cu)
Thats funny shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2022 01:21 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 08, 2022 01:25 AM (KATBx)
https://tinyurl.com/5xpvhu5w
Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2022 10:38 PM (+Cgut)
You have a remarkable talent!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2022 01:28 AM (SRRAx)
Sketch Rainmondo, Mary from Battlesboro, and Lace Wigs.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 01:32 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 08, 2022 01:32 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 01:36 AM (aTSDu)
Something about hamster fucking?
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:37 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:39 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2022 01:43 AM (JK+03)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 01:49 AM (ynq4A)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2022 01:50 AM (aTSDu)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2022 01:49 AM (ynq4A)
I think I got it with all that black sorcery. Takes a minute for these 29 year old eyes to focus sometimes lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:52 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2022 01:52 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: LASue at August 08, 2022 01:57 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at August 08, 2022 02:10 AM (u4CEu)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - AoS Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at August 08, 2022 02:13 AM (SRRAx)
Ladyl, Glacier National Park is tonight's screensaver on my computer, it looks like quite a beautiful place.
Boswell, Please don't reveal which moron modeled for the Ottoman sketch.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2022 02:22 AM (a4EWo)
Ladyl, Glacier National Park is tonight's screensaver on my computer, it looks like quite a beautiful place.
Boswell, Please don't reveal which moron modeled for the Ottoman sketch.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2022 02:22 AM (a4EWo)
Well, it wasn't me...skin color is all wrong.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:25 AM (ynpvh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Nix on the Tickled Pink.
Thank you.
Posted by: Miklos so requests at August 08, 2022 02:27 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: LASue
As well as intelligent, talented and HAWT
Posted by: Rev. Miklos asks for an amen at August 08, 2022 02:29 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Smoked reindeer is quite tasty.
Posted by: Miklos has not had any in years, but recalls at August 08, 2022 02:31 AM (hXIvZ)
As well as intelligent, talented and HAWT
Posted by: Rev. Miklos
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C, D, and M might not like to see that sort of comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 08, 2022 02:32 AM (ZV/cu)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I'm guessing Gabe Malor.
Sad, really.
Posted by: Miklos takes no pleasure at August 08, 2022 02:33 AM (hXIvZ)
Thank you. Posted by: Miklos so requests at August 08, 2022 02:27 AM (hXIvZ)
TP is Trigglypuff, channeling Meghan McFuneral smoking Amy Schumer vaginal stones seeped in Gwyneth Paltrow's moldering waxes burning off the last of RBG's armpit hairs.
*awards self awards for outwriting Stephen King horrors*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
What is not prohibited is mandatory.
Posted by: Miklos has finger to the wind at August 08, 2022 02:34 AM (hXIvZ)
Thank you. Posted by: Miklos so requests at August 08, 2022 02:27 AM (hXIvZ)
TP is Trigglypuff, channeling Meghan McFuneral smoking Amy Schumer vaginal stones seeped in Gwyneth Paltrow's moldering waxes burning off the last of RBG's armpit hairs.
*awards self awards for outwriting Stephen King horrors*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)
Situated in the sewers with a clown suit and a red balloon, throwing tantrums...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 08, 2022 02:37 AM (ynpvh)
Cut, shoot, it's a wrap!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps)
I need to up my game
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 02:39 AM (hXIvZ)
I leave you alone for awhile and you turn the place upside down including inviting Raimondo and C5 in early.
And that is not how I pictured Zod.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 02:40 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Ask not how you picture Zod.
Ask how Zod pictures you.
Posted by: Miklos Fitzgerald Kennedy at August 08, 2022 02:41 AM (hXIvZ)
And now you have the Democrat Party view of the Deplorables.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 08, 2022 02:45 AM (tkOps)
Ask how Zod pictures you.
Posted by: Miklos Fitzgerald Kennedy at August 08, 2022 02:41 AM (hXIvZ)
"Shall I compare thee to a summers day?"
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 02:52 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Trigglypuff, consumed by that Desire at August 08, 2022 02:55 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Trigglypuff, consumed by that Desire at August 08, 2022 02:55 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Miklospuff, self flagellating at August 08, 2022 02:56 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Mexican-Hungarian Weathermiklos at August 08, 2022 02:58 AM (hXIvZ)
Posted by: Miklospuff, self flagellating at August 08, 2022 02:56 AM (hXIvZ)
I was mid check thinking there is no way I got that one wrong.
But you were right about the 1911 being superior to the longbow.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 02:59 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Miklos Johnson is Right! at August 08, 2022 02:59 AM (hXIvZ)
Including Queen at Wembley
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 03:03 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
You just tell them Capulets to keep their damn distance
Posted by: Miklos Hatfield-McCoy at August 08, 2022 03:04 AM (hXIvZ)
A rose by any other name is still as sweet?
AnD then she goes for the jugular. Run Romeo Run.
Posted by: Pete Bog at August 08, 2022 03:09 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2022 03:10 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2022 03:14 AM (MlwJc)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 08, 2022 03:15 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2022 03:36 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2022 03:44 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 03:49 AM (QPyqx)
Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 03:49 AM (QPyqx)
And that is not how I pictured Zod.
Posted by: Pete
hey there sugartits, why you so angry?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 08, 2022 03:56 AM (4J8g/)
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (k8B25)
Don't be angry, make 84$ per hour in the comfort of your own bedroom.
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (jE276)
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (k8B25)
I found out last night that Miss Linda *recorded* the purr of Chekov D. Siberian on his last day. I'm not sure whether to be sentimental, amazed, or freaked out a little.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (jE276)
$20 in town.
Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (QPyqx)
Any chances of Titania and Oberon showing up? And are Faerie females hot?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:13 AM (c6xtn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nze8B39OB0k
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:13 AM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2022
***
Frequentamente
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:15 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM (c6xtn)
Hope springs eternal.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:15 AM (5Qjf9)
Don't be angry, make 84$ per hour in the comfort of your own bedroom.
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:00 AM (jE276)
$20 in town.
Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 04:09 AM
Got an address? I'll meet you there.
Posted by: MonkeyPox at August 08, 2022 04:15 AM (jE276)
I'm all in for 8 hours of accounting this morning (fell a bit behind) and then work for my clients in the afternoon.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:16 AM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:17 AM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 08, 2022 04:18 AM (a4EWo)
The mystery of why the IRS stockpiled half the ammo in the country seems to be solved. The voluntary tax compliance system looks like it's going to start offering some personalized enhanced voluntary compliance, home edition.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 08, 2022 04:25 AM (fluxs)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 08, 2022 04:25 AM (fluxs)
No. It's purely to cure the guilty of their white privilege.
Get with the program.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:26 AM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:26 AM (5Qjf9)
Scary.
Posted by: m at August 08, 2022 04:45 AM (rnYgr)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:45 AM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: Sarah at August 08, 2022 04:46 AM (kg+av)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 08, 2022 04:48 AM (gNK8s)
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2022 04:50 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 08, 2022 04:50 AM (gNK8s)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 08, 2022 04:50 AM (5Qjf9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 08, 2022 04:55 AM (gNK8s)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 08, 2022 05:05 AM (FF+On)
Posted by: Miklos "Rick" Astley at August 08, 2022 05:30 AM (hXIvZ)
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Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)