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Lester Proposition.jpg

The Proposition
Judith Leyster

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Maybe?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 09:30 AM (8IVNt)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

3 $20?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 12, 2022 09:31 AM (sRUs0)

4 Is that the same guy with the bad teeth and the bass?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 12, 2022 09:31 AM (8IVNt)

5 How about some pushing with my needle?

It's smaller than this one, so no.

Posted by: Sew Sew at August 12, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

6
"A dick pic? How thoughtful!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 12, 2022 09:31 AM (1Nxff)

7 Seems Russian, or Scandinavian
Guess she is getting a offer for the cow in the barn

Posted by: Skip's phone at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (bABUk)

8 Wanna come upstairs and see my etchings?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (LsEU/)

9 Why can I not view ace on my iPhone? Rashes every few minutes!

Posted by: Uncle zeb at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (cN8wT)

10 Have we had this one before? Seems familiar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Y5qcH)

11 What does this have to do with George Soros' birthday?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

12 "It has come to our attention that your car warranty may be expiring..."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (PiwSw)

13 Not Australian enough. Not enough flies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (LvTSG)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 She's thicc!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (4I/2K)

16 She doesn't look interested.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

17 That's a weird ass lamp.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (Y5qcH)

18 "Would you be interested in a reverse mortgage?"

Posted by: dantesed at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (88xKn)

19 Leaning in for a sniff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Interesting lamp. I’ve never seen anything like it.

Posted by: Akua Makana at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (y4Ney)

21 I got $10 if you let me... you know.

$20 same as in town.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (hwoGt)

22 Have we had this one before? Seems familiar.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (Y5qcH)

Well, not exactly. She's the town screw so it's a different guy.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (7bRMQ)

23 "I just came back from town and still have my $20. Your price is the same, no?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Beautiful painting. Wonder what he's proposing? Hmm

Posted by: Tuna at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (gLRfa)

25 If this FBI is making the ' proposition' you know this woman is going down!

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (wReBR)

26 Just say no. He's up to no good.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (NpAcC)

27 Ghengis Khan is going to sniff her hair.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (W/9Bb)

28 "Nor" oh wait.. you said proposition.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (hwoGt)

29 25 shekels sames as downtown

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

30

Hey baby, you wanna shoot heroin in your eyeball and do the bus station bendover for an easy $20?

Posted by: Hunter Bidet, Running Down Jill's Inner Thigh at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (63hlv)

31 If this FBI is making the ' proposition' you know this woman is going down!

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 12, 2022 09:34 AM (wReBR)

She's going down later anyway.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (7bRMQ)

32 Interesting lamp. I’ve never seen anything like it.
Posted by: Akua Makana at August 12, 2022 09:33 AM (y4Ney)



Don't get too close......

- - Michael Jackson Shooting a Pepsi Commercial

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Is that a rat hat??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (yikp0)

34 He's got a handful of butter.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (+fcbT)

35 C'mon baby, I wanna see paradise by this weird lantern you got here.

Posted by: Ivan at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

36 I get a Russia whispering sweet nothings into Ukraine's ear vibe from the painting.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (gmo/4)

37 I can get you a deal on Carshield!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (BRHaw)

38 He's creeping her out.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

39 "Looking at your dress.....are you Brazilian?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Someone is a Vermeer fan.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

41 I think we've seen this one before, haven't we? I like it! So interesting she is the center of the painting and the horny guy is sort of off to the side, like a tempting apparition.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (WLchC)

42 Why can I not view ace on my iPhone? Rashes every few minutes!
Posted by: Uncle zeb at August 12, 2022 09:32 AM (cN8wT)



There's a cream for that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

43 "You wanna make a ha'penny the hard way?"

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (+fcbT)

44 Boyar you coming on to me??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

45 It's a trap!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (BFigT)

46 Well, she’s passed the sewing-skills test.

Next up: Sammich-making.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (ID+dV)

47 >>Why can I not view ace on my iPhone? Rashes every few minutes!


Your phone has got them Monkey Pox.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (+fcbT)

48 That's some sexy outfit she's wearing.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

49 Pretty awesome pic blown up. Nice.

It's easy to see why so many fires happened. Look at that lantern! Oh yeah, another one at her feet.

But the head down reaction and the pervy look on the guys face, well done enough. I guess it would be too obvious if there were a visible liquor bottle somewhere in the vicinity of the man.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (MFphb)

50 The proposition, what a show
The proposition, here we go
We know you're wishing
That we'd go away
But the proposition here and it's here to stay

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

51 ya wanna earn 13 bucks the hard way

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (BRHaw)

52 >>> I think we've seen this one before, haven't we?

CBD is trying to tell us something.

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (UnQlg)

53 >>nteresting lamp. I’ve never seen anything like it.


Taht's the rarely seen Munson Burner.

Posted by: garrett at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (+fcbT)

54 That's a weird ass lamp.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

An ass lamp?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (LsEU/)

55 He's protesting she charges by the hour when it takes her 20 minutes to get undressed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

56 I've seen this before. Is it Dutch?

It's OK. I could hang it or leave it alone. It doesn't really speak to me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (AW0uW)

57 Boyar you coming on to me??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

At least bring your "A" game, Boyar D!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (7bRMQ)

58 I have nylons and candy bar.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

59
That's not $20 in your palm.

Posted by: safristi at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (qktfm)

60 52 >>> I think we've seen this one before, haven't we?

CBD is trying to tell us something.
Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (UnQlg)

=========

That all Dutch art is the same?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (LvTSG)

61 I saw Ass Lamp open for Butthole Surfers at The Palace in '98.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Well, I'm not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talkin bout two lonely people
Who might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
With whether we're wrong or we're right.
I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.

Posted by: Ivan at August 12, 2022 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

63 I got a little change in my pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling
Most call you on the telephone, baby, I give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"

My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:39 AM (BRHaw)

64 He's protesting she charges by the hour when it takes her 20 minutes to get undressed.

If he can last 40 minutes, he's a better man than I am.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:40 AM (AW0uW)

65 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2022 09:40 AM (BFigT)

66 Someone is a Vermeer fan.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

She predates him by about 30 years, but yes! I am definitely a Vermeer fan!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:40 AM (XIJ/X)

67 Wouldn't hang.
Her outfit is hideous.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

68 Her entire oeuvre was attributed to Frans Hals or to her husband, Jan Miense Molenaer, until 1893.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

69 Wouldn't hang.
Her outfit is hideous.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

Well, she a guy, so....

Posted by: Jake at August 12, 2022 09:41 AM (7bRMQ)

70 Your ass lamp has a crack in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2022 09:41 AM (W/9Bb)

71 wanna dance

NO

Then I guess a blow job is outa the question

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

72 I brought the Astro Glide!

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 12, 2022 09:42 AM (2CExO)

73
The Con Artist - a limerick

On the day that Bob got out of prison
He asked his fianceé to make her decision
But he wasn't real clever
Don't you know you should never
End a sentence with a proposition

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 09:42 AM (kXYt5)

74 Depressing. She obviously wants nothing to do with him but she'll end up having to marry him.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 12, 2022 09:42 AM (nxdel)

75 Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.

Posted by: Ivan Tex at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (4I/2K)

76 “Hey, Baby, you wanna see my dangling proposition?”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (ID+dV)

77 CBD is trying to tell us something.

Posted by: fluffy at August 12, 2022 09:37 AM (UnQlg)

That he can't spell. I have used this one before, but I misspelled her name so my search didn't find it!

Good catch. Your reward is a nice Julian Freud for Monday.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

78 Her entire oeuvre was attributed to Frans Hals . . . . .
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think that's the point here - he's wanting to see her oeuvre.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (LsEU/)

79 He's got that Hunter Biden look about him.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

80 The other night he brought me a fine diamond ring
But he thought to have deprived me
Of a far better thing
But, being careful like lovers ought to be,
He's a false, deluding young man,
Let him go, farewell he.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 09:44 AM (aaGzp)

81 Someone is a Vermeer fan.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

Nope. Ditch Witch fan.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2022 09:44 AM (W/9Bb)

82 Isn't everyone a Vermeer fan? ( Except, maybe, his mother in law.)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 12, 2022 09:44 AM (LfeJW)

83 Someone is a Vermeer fan.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:36 AM (yikp0)

She predates him by about 30 years, but yes! I am definitely a Vermeer fan!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

The former Eagles Coach ?

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 09:44 AM (T4tVD)

84 Well, I'm not talkin bout locking down forever, baby.
That would be too demanding.
I'm just talkin bout two lonely people
Who might reach a little understanding.
I'm not talkin bout knocking out heaven
With whether we're wrong or we're right.
I'm not talkin bout hooking up and hanging out.
I'm just talkin bout tonight.


"What I've got in mind. . ."

https://tinyurl.com/3sh6xr25

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:44 AM (AW0uW)

85 The artist does amazing things with color, texture and light. (Check out her other paintings on her Wiki page.) This scene with it's limited, focussed light and the pose of the subjects is evocative of shady deals in shady circumstances. It's not really salacious to the point of distraction but leaves the viewer with questions. Is she an honest woman who needs the money? Will she accept? Can the proposer offer some comfort and warmth (note the charcoal foot warmer for her feet) beyond the money? Will her needs overwhelm her morality?

Very effective.

Posted by: JTB at August 12, 2022 09:45 AM (7EjX1)

86 Good catch. Your reward is a nice Julian Freud for Monday.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (XIJ/X)

LOL

Posted by: Kris at August 12, 2022 09:45 AM (VQp/A)

87 Isn't DOCTOR Judith Leyster the salt-sucker from TOS??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:45 AM (yikp0)

88
The former Eagles Coach ?
Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 09:44 AM (T4tVD)



These players.....*SNIFF*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

89 proposition 69 is not just a state constitutional amendment!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:46 AM (BRHaw)

90 Dedicated to the proposition that all men were created equal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (63Dwl)

91 Nice shapka the dude’s wearing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (ID+dV)

92 "Put down that cross-stitching, Mabel. You misunderstood! I didn't ask you to prick my finger..."

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (kXYt5)

93 "Your daughters. I want to buy them. How much?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (XG2Fi)

94 I thought you weren't supposed to start a sentence with a proposition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

95 She predates him by about 30 years, but yes! I am definitely a Vermeer fan!
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Very good.

With a female painter I jumped to the conclusion she was Victorian Era.

BTW, she liked musician dudes too:
https://tinyurl.com/3j2fxx3t

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (yikp0)

96 She's a butterface. An oleaginous* mess.

*It's soooo rare to get to use this word*

That fella is probably selling her a load of snake oil.

** actually, pretty good technique from the artist. Might hang **

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2022 09:48 AM (JOtiF)

97 94 I thought you weren't supposed to start a sentence with a proposition.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

Of course you are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:48 AM (LvTSG)

98 Your daughters. I want to buy them. How much?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (XG2Fi)
******
Actually, that makes more sense.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:48 AM (NpAcC)

99 Bill Clinton's Russian brother from another babushka-mother.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2022 09:48 AM (4I/2K)

100 "Put down that cross-stitching, Mabel. You misunderstood! I didn't ask you to prick my finger..."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (kXYt5)



Mabel! Black Label!


https://youtu.be/Jtoy1Bxj8v0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

101 I just looked Judith Leyster up as I’d never heard of her. She was a wonderful artist, but according to her bio, didn’t paint much after her marriage.
I had to laugh. I was just about to respond to Sponge that I don’t remember anything that happened in 1984 (Michael Jackson caught his hair on fire). I had a newborn and a toddler. I remember nothing until no one was in diapers and could get into their car seats by themselves!

Posted by: Akua Makana at August 12, 2022 09:49 AM (y4Ney)

102 Nice shapka the dude’s wearing.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Does that mean a roll of TP is a crapka ?

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 09:49 AM (T4tVD)

103 She's hiding six socialist agitators under that dress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 09:49 AM (XG2Fi)

104 You're not supposed to end a sentence with a proposition.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 09:49 AM (UuD2k)

105 Mabel! Black Label!


https://youtu.be/Jtoy1Bxj8v0
Posted by: Sponge

Beer here!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:50 AM (LsEU/)

106 So here is her self portrait

https://tinyurl.com/uhxzxkmy

I see a common face

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:50 AM (BRHaw)

107 95 She predates him by about 30 years, but yes! I am definitely a Vermeer fan!

-------------------

Same here. They're the finest tree chippers in the industry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 09:51 AM (XG2Fi)

108 that I don’t remember anything that happened in 1984 (Michael Jackson caught his hair on fire). I had a newborn and a toddler. I remember nothing until no one was in diapers and could get into their car seats by themselves!
Posted by: Akua Makana

Ah yes - the lost years. I remember forgetting them well.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:51 AM (LsEU/)

109 Lose a da 75 pounds, and I give you dis a money.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 12, 2022 09:51 AM (VwHCD)

110 She's wishing she had a knitting needle in hand instead of a sewing needle.

Posted by: Lola at August 12, 2022 09:51 AM (NIYa7)

111 I don’t remember anything that happened in 1984



*sad face*

Posted by: Van Halen at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

112 Very impressive stuff.

Pretty weird one here though:
https://tinyurl.com/367wwud2

💀 💀

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (yikp0)

113 So here is her self portrait

https://tinyurl.com/uhxzxkmy

I see a common face
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:50 AM (BRHaw)



That's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

114 Well!

Just got told that I can take the rest of the day off, since I'll be working 2-3 hours tomorrow.

It's drinkin' time!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (AW0uW)

115 Since the light source in the painting is yellow, that should set the tonality throughout the entire painting. However, Missy's blouse is at about 6000K or daylight. Serious plot hole. Rotten Tomato Score: Suspicious.

Posted by: Lost In SpaIf the light source in the painting is yellow and shouldn't that set the tonality through at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (FF+On)

116 She's wishing she had a knitting needle in hand instead of a sewing needle.

John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)

117 Pretty weird one here though:
https://tinyurl.com/367wwud2

💀 💀
Posted by: andycanuck

Thursday through Saturday nights while in college.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (LsEU/)

118
It's drinkin' time!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (AW0uW)



Ya can't drink all day if you don't start early.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

119 "Put down that cross-stitching, Mabel. You misunderstood! I didn't ask you to prick my finger..."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 09:47 AM (kXYt5)

Reminds me of a classic...

https://tinyurl.com/5e6uuz4y

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (MFphb)

120 Just got told that I can take the rest of the day off, since I'll be working 2-3 hours tomorrow.

It's drinkin' time!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

It's not even 10am!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (LsEU/)

121 Since the light source in the painting is yellow, that should set the tonality throughout the entire painting. However, Missy's blouse is at about 6000K or daylight. Serious plot hole. Rotten Tomato Score: Suspicious.
Posted by: Lost In SpaIf the light source in the painting is yellow and shouldn't that set the tonality through at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (FF+On)

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Are you using the Pantone scale or is that metric?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (XG2Fi)

122
John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)



Muslhams killed 3000 with a box cutter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

123 CBD

Dont remembering ever saying thank you for these works as it makes me go look up the artist and read a little history. Probably also adds a little couth to my uncouthness.

Regards,

Richard

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)

124 gimme some sugar, baby

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (MrZQl)

125 120 Just got told that I can take the rest of the day off, since I'll be working 2-3 hours tomorrow.

It's drinkin' time!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

It's not even 10am!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (LsEU/)

=========

He's on St. Petersburg time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (LvTSG)

126 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)


So did the Joker. Who did it better?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (MFphb)

127 Doesn't look like she is that into him.

Posted by: Naked, sitting in a sensory deprivation room, smoking crack. at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (QY+6a)

128 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)

Burt Reynolds killed a dude with a credit card!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)

129 The Proposition
Judith Leyster


"Does this proposition entail me dressing up as Little Bo Peep?"
- Irwin M. Fletcher

Posted by: Doof at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (5KWKT)

130
=========

He's on St. Petersburg time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (LvTSG)



It's really the only time CET is useful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

131 Are you using the Pantone scale or is that metric?
Posted by: Cicero

The sciencey one.

Posted by: Lost In SpaIf the light source in the painting is yellow and shouldn't that set the tonality through at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (FF+On)

132 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)

Chuck Norris once killed a guy via fax!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (BRHaw)

133 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)

Muslhams killed 3000 with a box cutter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)


Another one of those Death of the Republic moments. Look at all the dumb shit we did, rather than simply issuing every adult passenger one of those little wooden trophy bats.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (yMcWe)

134 Vermeer is boring underground.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (63Dwl)

135 Are you using the Pantone scale or is that metric?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (XG2Fi)

The Pantone scale is a piece of cake.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 12, 2022 09:56 AM (W/9Bb)

136 Good catch. Your reward is a nice Julian Freud for Monday.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM


You've promised that before, yet come the day and it's another Freudian slip.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 12, 2022 09:56 AM (a3Q+t)

137 Vermeer is boring underground.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (63Dwl)



*giggles*

- - John Deere

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

138 When the Dems vote on a bill to fund political camps, how many Rs vote for it?

Over/under is 25 Senators.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at August 12, 2022 09:56 AM (9FBGz)

139 Doesn't look like she is that into him.

She's read The Art of the Deal.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (nfrXX)

140 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)


It was three men. Or was it four? Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (JOtiF)

141 The Pantone scale is a piece of cake.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

At least in Italian neighborhoods.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (LsEU/)

142 Anyone here up for a fun quiz, because here's the CRT quiz I'm required to take for a mandatory training session at work:

https://tinyurl.com/5fwxas6c

I'd love to know how much money they're spending on this.

Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (j5Tg0)

143 Doc Holliday once killed a man for snoring, you know.

— Time Life Books

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (ID+dV)

144 It's drinkin' time!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

It's not even 10am!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (LsEU/)


When you drink as much as I do, you have to start early.

Hope you all have a lovely weekend. Also going to work on my next novel, so as to have something for next week's GAINZZ thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (AW0uW)

145 Vermeer is boring underground.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM (63Dwl)

---------

He's no brass band in the bedroom either.

Posted by: Mrs. Vermeer at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (XG2Fi)

146 Oh, no! She's been cancelled!

https://tinyurl.com/42zshume

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (yikp0)

147 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 09:53 AM (yMcWe)

Chuck Norris once killed a guy via fax!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:55 AM


Pffft! Fen can take a guy out with a typo.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (RkC6l)

148 Beautiful painting. Choice of subject, lighting and contrast, perspective draws the observer into the activity. Very good.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (lf83v)

149 So, in his first two years, President Joe Biden on the White House payroll spent over $100 million. It was actually $100.7 million over the course of his first two years. The payroll headcounts at the White House have never been higher," Andrzejewski said.

Commielala will not release her payroll!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (BRHaw)

150 Morning.

Let me guess...she just signed over her life savings on crypto and NFTs, right?

Crypto and NFTs are current year's Beanie Babies.

Posted by: Robert at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (ijwxI)

151
When you drink as much as I do, you have to start early.

Hope you all have a lovely weekend. Also going to work on my next novel, so as to have something for next week's GAINZZ thread.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (AW0uW)



Ah....the drunken screed......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

152 Jeebus brak, what a load of BS.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (LsEU/)

153 Good catch. Your reward is a nice Julian Freud for Monday.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM

You've promised that before, yet come the day and it's another Freudian slip.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

nekkid fat bastard on an ottoman is CBD's way of showing how much he detests our maple sugar tendencies

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (MrZQl)

154 144 Hope you all have a lovely weekend. Also going to work on my next novel, so as to have something for next week's GAINZZ thread.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (AW0uW)

=========

Theda Bara vs. Edith Wilson: Cage Match

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (LvTSG)

155 Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)

It is my pleasure! And...I have learned a tremendous amount about art since I started doing these threads a long time ago.

What's nuts though is that when I go to museums I look for stuff for the thread, and my wife thinks I'm crazy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)

156 When the Dems vote on a bill to fund political camps, how many Rs vote for it?

Over/under is 25 Senators.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at August 12, 2022 09:56 AM (9FBGz)
******
It better be 0 this time.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (NpAcC)

157 John Wick once killed a man with a pencil. A fvckin' pencil.
_________________________________________________

And????

Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (lf83v)

158 “Today, we received news that our economy had 0% inflation in the month of July — 0%,” Biden said. “Here’s what that means: while the price of some things go up — went up last month, the price of other things went down by the same amount. The result? Zero inflation last month.


Milk went up by $1, but the price of a CAT D-9 dozer is down $50,000. Overall a huge savings for the American people.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (hwoGt)

159 157 And????
Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (lf83v)

=========

"This guy stole my schtick."
-Dr. Mabuse

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

160 Burt Reynolds killed a dude with a credit card!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)


Even worse, the credit card was expired.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (JOtiF)

161 And????

Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (lf83v)


Tada !!!

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 10:00 AM (yMcWe)

162 These Dutch people were very good with oil paints. Now they ride bikes and smoke weed in cafes. Progress!

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:00 AM (FF+On)

163 142 Anyone here up for a fun quiz, because here's the CRT quiz I'm required to take for a mandatory training session at work:

https://tinyurl.com/5fwxas6c

I'd love to know how much money they're spending on this.
Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (j5Tg0)

"We call these patterns are Oneness, Strength, and Sensitivity."

I is edumakated at collige.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:01 AM (Y5qcH)

164 I'm sensing a theme:
https://tinyurl.com/53s5esk8

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:01 AM (yikp0)

165
Dotting Your Tees and Crossing Your Eyes - a limerick

The suitor said, "Hey Babe, what's up?"
Wanna wee sip from my loving cup?"
She said "Don't be a lout,
Cause I'm not putting out,
'Til my lawyer reviews the pre-nup!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:01 AM (kXYt5)

166 Burt Reynolds killed a dude with a credit card!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:54 AM (BRHaw)
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I believe it. Those interest rates will kill anyone.

Posted by: WisRich at August 12, 2022 10:01 AM (G0vdT)

167 Burt Reynolds killed a dude with a credit card! Posted by: rhennigantx

Chuck Norris killed an entire movie.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:01 AM (FF+On)

168 162 These Dutch people were very good with oil paints. Now they ride bikes and smoke weed in cafes. Progress!
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:00 AM (FF+On)

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Centuries of wearing wooden shoes and sticking your fingers in the dikes will do things to you, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 12, 2022 10:02 AM (XG2Fi)

169 Anyone here up for a fun quiz, because here's the CRT quiz I'm required to take for a mandatory training session at work:

https://tinyurl.com/5fwxas6c

I'd love to know how much money they're spending on this.
Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM


I feel for you, brak. I work for Massachusetts. You can imagine the annual training I get stuck with.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 10:02 AM (RkC6l)

170 my wife thinks I'm crazy!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)


Truncated for accuracy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2022 10:02 AM (JOtiF)

171 And????

Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 09:59 AM (lf83v)


Was that long line of underscores really necessary?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2022 10:02 AM (nfrXX)

172 And she knew Hals and Oates!

https://tinyurl.com/2t7punpn

My last link on this subject.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:03 AM (yikp0)

173 143 Doc Holliday once killed a man for snoring, you know.

— Time Life Books
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (ID+dV)

I wish the Time-Life books came back. They were very well-done. I have the complete Civil War series and one from the Old West series.

Posted by: Kris at August 12, 2022 10:03 AM (VQp/A)

174 Tada !!!
____________________________________________

I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!

Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 10:03 AM (lf83v)

175 $20, same as in town. No more.

Posted by: flounder at August 12, 2022 10:03 AM (U3uv2)

176 Was that long line of underscores really necessary?
_________________________________________

They're free, and I like them.

Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 10:04 AM (lf83v)

177 Greetings:

Great selection and greater comments, especially in light of this week's follies.

Posted by: 11B40 at August 12, 2022 10:04 AM (uuklp)

178 They make you take quizzes about Christopher R. Taylor?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (ID+dV)

179 174 Tada !!!
_________________________________

I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!
Posted by: Joker at August 12, 2022 10:03 AM (lf83v)

=======

Batman story idea:

The Joker takes the entire IRS hostage and forces them to play a deadly game that will lead to all of them dying. Batman decides that it's not worth it because the IRS has audited the Wayne family every year for decades because Thomas Wayne tried to clean up Gotham City.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

180 ho lee fook

Woman Dies After Being Impaled by Beach Umbrella Blown by Wind

Other than that, how was the beach?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

181 I wish the Time-Life books came back. They were very well-done. I have the complete Civil War series and one from the Old West series.

Careful what you wish for. We'll end up with the Time-Life series on the Patriarchy, Time-Life on BLM, Time-Life on Critical Race Theory, and so on and so forth.

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (yMcWe)

182 I have this tear in my short clothes. How about I take them off and you see what you can do?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (dNqv+)

183 Anyone here up for a fun quiz, because here's the CRT quiz I'm required to take for a mandatory training session at work:

https://tinyurl.com/5fwxas6c

I'd love to know how much money they're spending on this.
Posted by: brak

I took it and I now have a swat team outside my house.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (FF+On)

184 They're free, and I like them.

And they blow the margins. Thank you for your inconsideration.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (nfrXX)

185 "My psychiatrst said You're crazy !

I said I want a second opinion.

She said All right , you're ugly TOO ! "

Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (T4tVD)

186 What's nuts though is that when I go to museums I look for stuff for the thread, and my wife thinks I'm crazy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)

Listen to the mrs

Posted by: 7man at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (6Ouc7)

187 Leaving the USSR
You don't know how lucky you are.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (gNc0h)

188 They're back!

Forty years ago, there was the cattle mutilation epidemic. I just saw a commercial for a Tucker Carlson special on today's cattle mutilation epidemic. ET is just not giving up! Watch your asses out there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (FVME7)

189 184 They're free, and I like them.

And they blow the margins. Thank you for your inconsideration.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (nfrXX)

=========

To be completely fair, the Joker is an agent of chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

190 ho lee fook

Woman Dies After Being Impaled by Beach Umbrella Blown by Wind

Other than that, how was the beach?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

FTA, a little windy.

Posted by: flounder at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (U3uv2)

191 The Dutch are tough sob and excellent sailors.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (2igD3)

192 She said All right , you're ugly TOO ! "

Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: JT

HeyOhhhhhhh!!!

YesSir!!

(Morning JT)

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 10:07 AM (LsEU/)

193 I sort of like. The figures are pretty good. The background is flat and kind of bland. Muddy almost. I almost think it would be better is she had a small smile the man could not see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:07 AM (dNqv+)

194 The Dutch are tough sob and excellent sailors.

Smallish hands. Smell like cabbage. Or is that Carney Folk ?

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 10:07 AM (yMcWe)

195 You don't pay her to sew. You pay her to leave.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2022 10:07 AM (fFrGG)

196 87,000 more Lois Lerners.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (lf83v)

197 We need common-sense beach-umbrella control.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (ID+dV)

198 LOL!

Hiya TonyPete !

Happy Friday !

Posted by: JT at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (T4tVD)

199 I wish the Time-Life books came back. They were very well-done. I have the complete Civil War series and one from the Old West series.

Posted by: Kris at August 12, 2022 10:03 AM (VQp/A)

You think you could trust them for the truth today?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (7bRMQ)

200 Didn't know there was a bad time to start drinkin'

Posted by: wsms at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (H9Akj)

201 198 We need common-sense beach-umbrella control.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (ID+dV)

========

This invites the conversation we've all needed about the inherent racism of beach going equipment manufacturing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (LvTSG)

202 Didn't know there was a bad time to start drinkin'
Posted by: wsms at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (H9Akj)



But there IS a bad time to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

203 What's nuts though is that when I go to museums I look for stuff for the thread, and my wife thinks I'm crazy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 09:58 AM (XIJ/X)

When you go to museums find a friendly security guard and chat him up. They're there all the time, have listened to the tours and know a lot. They even have some interesting perspectives of their own. And ask them which work is their favorite. They like that.

Posted by: Kris at August 12, 2022 10:09 AM (VQp/A)

204 191 The Dutch are tough sob and excellent sailors.
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (2igD3)

Wasn't it the dutch who shipwrecked, split into factions and started eating each other?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:09 AM (dNqv+)

205 They're back! Forty years ago, there was the cattle mutilation epidemic. I just saw a commercial for a Tucker Carlson special on today's cattle mutilation epidemic. ET is just not giving up! Watch your asses out there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I think Tucker has a place in Montana, most likely the first time he has been out DC for extended periods in decades. I pretty sure the locals are fucking with him by feeding him these decades old stories I used to read in things like Fate magazine.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:09 AM (FF+On)

206 I'm guessing, brak, that answering certain ways would involve more immersion in order that you begin to see color of skin as a bigger problem than none.

Posted by: micky at August 12, 2022 10:09 AM (3byMq)

207 He's asking her to dance while the earth is turning.

Posted by: Peter Garrett at August 12, 2022 10:10 AM (QyhXr)

208 Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

From NYP article:
"In 2016, 55-year-old Lottie Michelle Belk was killed by a windblown beach umbrella in Virginia Beach, prompting U.S. Sens. Tim Kaine and Mark Warner requested the safety agency to review safety rules for beach umbrellas."

Yes, the dems want to regulate beach umbrellas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:10 AM (UuD2k)

209 I'm starting to think theres something not quite right with the FBI.

@julie_kelly2

Holy Moly--tuning in to Whitmer trial. FBI agent handling one of the informants admitted a female FBI informant slept in the same hotel room and same bed as Barry Croft, the informant's target.

This was related to a training exercise in Wisconsin hosted by another FBI informant.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

210 You think you could trust them for the truth today?
Posted by: OrangeEnt

HA! No.

On one of the home search sites I use, all potential property flooding assessments are increasing due to globull warmining. Bastids.

It's everywhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 10:10 AM (LsEU/)

211 191 The Dutch are tough sob and excellent sailors.
Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM (2igD3)

people that invented the Dutch Oven also have a great sense of humor

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (BRHaw)

212 162 These Dutch people were very good with oil paints. Now they ride bikes and smoke weed in cafes. Progress!
Posted by: Lost In Space



To be fair, they were riding bikes then too. Smoking opium instead of pot though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (J7wri)

213 "Sweetheart, my feet are freezing. I'll give you all the money in my hand if you let me sit in that chair for a couple of hours and rest my boot soles on that tootsie heater."

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (6eRlp)

214 If He grabs a boob he's wearing that needle.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (eGTCV)

215 Wasn't it the dutch who shipwrecked, split into factions and started eating each other?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thus the phrase - "Going Dutch". Basically, every man for himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (LsEU/)

216 I have to hand it to the DEI folks -- they created a great money making scam off guilty white liberals and virtue signaling companies.

Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (j5Tg0)

217
people that invented the Dutch Oven also have a great sense of humor
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (BRHaw)



Hear hear!

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at August 12, 2022 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

218 209 I'm starting to think theres something not quite right with the FBI.

@julie_kelly2

Holy Moly--tuning in to Whitmer trial. FBI agent handling one of the informants admitted a female FBI informant slept in the same hotel room and same bed as Barry Croft, the informant's target.

This was related to a training exercise in Wisconsin hosted by another FBI informant.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

I guess she went up to check his etchings.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:12 AM (dNqv+)

219 201 198 We need common-sense beach-umbrella control.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:08 AM (ID+dV)

The high winds were a direct result of Climate Change and Trump's refusal to confront this existential threat to us all!

Posted by: The Weather Channel at August 12, 2022 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

220 I have to hand it to the DEI folks -- they created a great money making scam off guilty white liberals and virtue signaling companies.

Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (j5Tg0)


Dale Earnhardt Incorporated ?

Posted by: Once More With Feeling at August 12, 2022 10:12 AM (yMcWe)

221 She looks Virgin Mary-ish in her blue and white outfit, and with the fur hat and the ominous shadows he looks like a beast trying to corner prey. Hopefully she has brothers or a father nearby that can chase him off with a pitchfork. But I think in real life in those times, these things usually ended badly.

Posted by: LizLem at August 12, 2022 10:12 AM (OVALa)

222 Forty years ago, there was the cattle mutilation epidemic. I just saw a commercial for a Tucker Carlson special on today's cattle mutilation epidemic. ET is just not giving up! Watch your asses out there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM


Wait....is this about the mutilations or the probing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 10:13 AM (RkC6l)

223 Should Trump seek asylum somewhere? Maybe Brazil?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at August 12, 2022 10:13 AM (9FBGz)

224 222 Forty years ago, there was the cattle mutilation epidemic. I just saw a commercial for a Tucker Carlson special on today's cattle mutilation epidemic. ET is just not giving up! Watch your asses out there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:06 AM

Wait....is this about the mutilations or the probing?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 10:13 AM (RkC6l)

Die with your ass cut out, or live on your stomach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:13 AM (dNqv+)

225 216 I have to hand it to the DEI folks -- they created a great money making scam off guilty white liberals and virtue signaling companies.
Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (j5Tg0)

I was just ahead of my time.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson, Rainbow/PUSH at August 12, 2022 10:14 AM (PiwSw)

226 208 Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:05 AM (BRHaw)

From NYP article:
"In 2016, 55-year-old Lottie Michelle Belk was killed by a windblown beach umbrella in Virginia Beach, prompting U.S. Sens. Tim Kaine and Mark Warner requested the safety agency to review safety rules for beach umbrellas."

Yes, the dems want to regulate beach umbrellas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Beach Umbrella Control!!! If it just saves one life!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 12, 2022 10:14 AM (J7wri)

227 Cattle probing and anal mutilations.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 10:14 AM (aaGzp)

228 Sometimes I want to read “Lois Lerner” as “Loris Lemur,” which is kinda redundant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:14 AM (ID+dV)

229 UFO's are powered by boneless cow rectums?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 12, 2022 10:15 AM (sRUs0)

230 142. Anyone here up for a fun quiz, because here's the CRT quiz I'm required to take for a mandatory training session at work:

Holey Cow!

Now for the good & bad news, I took the test for you.

(Kidding; good luck.)

Posted by: Lola at August 12, 2022 10:15 AM (NIYa7)

231 So much about this Trump raid makes no sense but one thing that sticks out is the idea that the FBI "misread" the reaction from the general public.

It's clear they understand Trump has risen to a transcendental figure within politics. That they misread anything is bullshit.

Whatever they were planning to do, they decided it was worth it. So...what was their coup de grace?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 10:15 AM (KbCG3)

232 Since the light source in the painting is yellow, that should set the tonality throughout the entire painting. However, Missy's blouse is at about 6000K or daylight. Serious plot hole. Rotten Tomato Score: Suspicious.
Posted by: Lost In SpaIf the light source in the painting is yellow and shouldn't that set the tonality through at August 12, 2022 09:52 AM (FF+On)

"Suspicious"? Amateurs. It's sketchy.

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2022 10:15 AM (6eRlp)

233 No one needs more than five beach umbrellas...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2022 10:15 AM (fFrGG)

234 Wakes up
Looks around
Cracks knuckles.
Dang. I'm thinking she could do better. I bet his hat has fleas.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 12, 2022 10:15 AM (anj39)

235 I think the raid makes perfect sense. It is exactly what it appears to be- a witch hunt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:16 AM (dNqv+)

236 Forty years ago, there was the cattle mutilation epidemic. I just saw a commercial for a Tucker Carlson special on today's cattle mutilation epidemic. ET is just not giving up!


It is our way.

Posted by: Chupacabra at August 12, 2022 10:16 AM (J7wri)

237 Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM

I've seen some loaded questions in my time but *that* makes the daily load in Biden's pants looks like a mouse dropping.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:16 AM (7IEcO)

238 In 1969, 28 year old Mary Jo Kopechne was killed by a booze-soaked Kennedy, prompting Senate Democrats to appoint him Majority Whip.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (IXpV7)

239 In 2016, 55-year-old Lottie Michelle Belk was killed by a windblown beach umbrella in Virginia Beach ...

Should have zagged, not zigged.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

240 I saw Boneless Cow Rectums open for 400 Blows at The Barn in '99.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)

241 The purpose of CRT is to rot the republic from the inside. The money making is just a happy side effect.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (hwoGt)

242 It's clear they understand Trump has risen to a transcendental figure within politics. That they misread anything is bullshit.

Whatever they were planning to do, they decided it was worth it. So...what was their coup de grace?


You credit them with the ability to think more than one step ahead. You overestimate them.

1) Conduct raid
2) ???
3) Profit!

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (/NCI4)

243 238 In 1969, 28 year old Mary Jo Kopechne was killed by a booze-soaked Kennedy, prompting Senate Democrats to appoint him Majority Whip.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (IXpV7)

=========

He was punished by being denied the presidency. Experts agree that the punishment did not fit the crime. It was far too harsh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

244 "My Love, I propose that you make me a Rabbit Sandwich.

With lettuce and a nice thick slice of tomato, and a thin slice of red onion, Oh! and gherkins! Finely sliced. On toasted rye bread. With mayonnaise on the top slice and Grey Poupon mustard on the bottom slice.

A coke and Flaming Hot Cheetos on the side.

Welp, get to it. My lunch won't make itself!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2022 10:18 AM (5NkmN)

245 a load of snake oil.

That's not snake oil.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at August 12, 2022 10:18 AM (ufFY8)

246 Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2022 10:19 AM (fFrGG)

247 Nothing like revisiting a classic. I like the attitude projected by the would be suitor.

The gal seems a bit flustered while she continues on in her work.

The detail is amazing.

Would hang, because it's cheerful and romantic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (5pTK/)

248 She's got the proportions of an iceberg.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

249 Beach umbrella video from earlier this week.

https://tinyurl.com/5b2mde8u

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (BFigT)

250 Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2022 10:19 AM (fFrGG)



Thankfully, neither is Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

251 The Master spy pulls out a Lego box and plans his next caper.

Only history can catch me now.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (MZKEP)

252
I saw Denied the Presidency open for Kings of Leon at the Waco Bowl-O-Rama in '99.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (5NkmN)

253 Would hang, because it's cheerful and romantic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (5pTK/)

Romantic? Huh. It is always interesting how people look at something and get a completely different vibe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:21 AM (dNqv+)

254 Has the FBI raided James Comey's apartment yet? He admitted to stealing classified documents. Do we know for sure that he doesn't have more?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:21 AM (lf83v)

255 ‘Apocalyptic’ weather in Delaware sends beach umbrellas flying


Oh fuck right off with that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

256 78 Her entire oeuvre was attributed to Frans Hals . . . . .
Posted by: rhennigantx

I think that's the point here - he's wanting to see her oeuvre.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 12, 2022 09:43 AM (LsEU/)
----
She has an egg? Where? ... wait .... not oeuf.

Posted by: Ciampino - Frenchie means many things at August 12, 2022 10:21 AM (qfLjt)

257 In 1969, 28 year old Mary Jo Kopechne was killed by a booze-soaked Kennedy, prompting Senate Democrats to appoint him Majority Whip.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:17 AM (IXpV7)


https://youtu.be/bawB6637LHg

Posted by: mrp at August 12, 2022 10:21 AM (6eRlp)

258 >>Whatever they were planning to do, they decided it was worth it. So...what was their coup de grace?

Maybe they thought this was actually the better option.

The intel community has been fighting to keep Russia collusion documents largely hidden for 6 years even after Trump declassified them. Maybe they think the contents of the documents are worse than the bad PR they are getting from this lawless stunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)

259 The Umbrella Academy had no comment.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (lf83v)

260 She's got the proportions of an iceberg.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 12, 2022 10:20 AM (4I/2K)



42-39-56. You could say she's got it all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

261 And ask them which work is their favorite. They like that.

Posted by: Kris at August 12, 2022 10:09 AM (VQp/A)

I did that The National Gallery because it was packed and was in a rush. The lady took me right what I wanted to see because it was her favorite piece!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (/s/AA)

262 From WAPO:

"Experts in classified information said the unusual search underscores deep concern among government officials about the types of information they thought could be located at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and potentially in danger of falling into the wrong hands."

WTF is an "expert in classified information"? Every page is stamped with the classification, top and bottom. All you need is someone that can read.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (UuD2k)

263 Should Trump seek asylum somewhere? Maybe Brazil?

Cuba's out. However, I think the O's good friend, Russell Simmons, who also ran Bill deBlasio around in circles before personal 'troubles' came to light, went to Bali for a few years so that may be a safe bet.

Posted by: Lola at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (NIYa7)

264 42-39-56. You could say she's got it all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Considering the dress, she could be built like Brie Larson under that and we would not know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (dNqv+)

265 216 I have to hand it to the DEI folks -- they created a great money making scam off guilty white liberals and virtue signaling companies.
Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 10:11 AM (j5Tg0)

The EQUITY shit makes me just plain old MAD!!

Equity is earned by buying into a business with hard work, ideas, education, and money.

To hand it out freely to others:
1. Devalues the position or standing of that job
2. Undermines the work and efforts of others that play by the rules
3. Deflates the value of the entity as now new work or capital is put into the system

PS it is pure bullshit

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (BRHaw)

266 That paraffin lamp is in a precarious spot. If it gets tipped it will fall on her skirt, which will catch fire.

Posted by: Ciampino - Frenchies mean many things at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (qfLjt)

267 Oh fuck right off with that shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

My dad lived almost a mile from Long Island Sound. The hurricane of 1938 blew a cabin cruiser onto his street.

Yeah...there never used to be wind on the earth until Global Warming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 10:24 AM (/s/AA)

268 Sew! Sew like the wind!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 12, 2022 10:24 AM (61cfN)

269 Trump should just troll the FBI by bringing out all of the WH/Capital LEGO sets there are and say the FBI took them from him, when he had clearly bought them as birthday presents for his grandchildren.

Then reveal the ONE he was planning to ask LEGO to make a custom one for him on commission, one of the Kremlin...

It was justification for at least one J6 detainee. Dare the FBI to prove him wrong.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 12, 2022 10:24 AM (2waQ7)

270 She's not interested in his proposition since she has it on good authority she can make ninety two Rubles an hour working from home.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (fFrGG)

271 AOC interned for Senator Ted Kennedy, where she gained the skills necessary to become a bartender after her graduation from college.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (lf83v)

272 267 My dad lived almost a mile from Long Island Sound. The hurricane of 1938 blew a cabin cruiser onto his street.

Yeah...there never used to be wind on the earth until Global Warming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 12, 2022 10:24 AM (/s/AA)

===========

The Iroquois had a cap and trade economic system that satisfied Gaia and freed all of America from harsh weather for centuries.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

273 258 >>Whatever they were planning to do, they decided it was worth it. So...what was their coup de grace?

Maybe they thought this was actually the better option.

The intel community has been fighting to keep Russia collusion documents largely hidden for 6 years even after Trump declassified them. Maybe they think the contents of the documents are worse than the bad PR they are getting from this lawless stunt.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)

Which begs the question, what is Trump waiting for?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (KbCG3)

274 Late to the art party.

Creepy as all getout. Beautifully rendered, light, and open, and scary. Trying to ignore the persistent would-be-pimp by concentrating and working harder.

Beautiful painting but would not hang.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (MIKMs)

275 42-39-56. You could say she's got it all.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

She a cinder block house! Shes mighty mighty just lettin it all hang out

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (BRHaw)

276 I got a girl, she lives on the hill
She won't do it but her sister will

Posted by: 496 at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (VJsqe)

277 So I learned from the quiz that by treating everyone with respect regardless of race I am "normalizing whiteness and unconsciously supporting systemic racism".

Incredible. These people need to be fired out of a proverbial cannon into a proverbial field onto the pile of fucks I do not give.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (7IEcO)

278 Should Trump seek asylum somewhere?

Not a good idea.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (61cfN)

279
1.) These "experts on classified information" have been notably absent for many years until today.

2.) Any classified information possessed by the US government has already fallen into the very wrong hands. That horse has left the barn.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (IXpV7)

280 That paraffin lamp is in a precarious spot. If it gets tipped it will fall on her skirt, which will catch fire.

Posted by: Ciampino - Frenchies mean many things at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (qfLjt)

That's ok, I have to pee soon anyway.

Posted by: The Suitor at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (7bRMQ)

281 The raid was conducted (along with the follow up confiscation of a Republican Congressman's phone) to let us all know that the power can come down on Trump or any of his supporters. Including you.

They aren't surprised by the blowback. They expect to tamp it down, because what is coming next is worse.

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2022 10:26 AM (6TxNR)

282 209 I'm starting to think theres something not quite right with the FBI.
@julie_kelly2

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Any organization investigating more than 'simple' crimes, requires people on the inside because crimes that do not have direct victims don't have their statements or facts to investigate.

So, you get a culture of informants who are criminals for the most part and often to get convictions, you urge those informants to get 'more' evidence or draw more people into the scheme/organization. Essentially, you make the informants do 'approved' criminal actions so that you can grant them immunity. That makes the organization bit by bit criminal by proxy and encourages agents to cause their informers to create crimes where none existed.

Vice and drug squads often have this issue at the local level.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:26 AM (CXr4y)

283 I would like to know if the FBI is hiring ,La's ex-speechwriters or if ,La is hiring the FBI's ex-scriptwriters.

Latest Trump was going to sell nuclear secrets to the Russians plot Rotten Tomatoes score: Morgan Freeman is skeptical.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:27 AM (FF+On)

284 279
1.) These "experts on classified information" have been notably absent for many years until today.

2.) Any classified information possessed by the US government has already fallen into the very wrong hands. That horse has left the barn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:25 AM (IXpV7)

They're afraid the American public might see it before China gets a chance to.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 12, 2022 10:27 AM (KbCG3)

285 Did BLM ever protest at an FBI building?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:28 AM (lf83v)

286 87 Isn't DOCTOR Judith Leyster the salt-sucker from TOS??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:45 AM (yikp0

Man Trap. Season 1, episode 1, IIRC. First episode broadcast.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2022 10:28 AM (3rjuK)

287 Sew, sew, Suleiman?


The 1980's were a blur, Phil Collins

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 10:29 AM (gmo/4)

288 Guessing that shortly after Trump is arrested the pheds will freeze all of his fundraising accounts.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at August 12, 2022 10:29 AM (9FBGz)

289
The Powerline week in pictures tomorrow morning should be outstanding.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 12, 2022 10:29 AM (jE276)

290 Simple GOP Messaging; Next time you get audited or have an issue with the IRS, thank Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (VpIIl)

291 You people who talk to others at museums kind of mystify me. I HATE guided tours. I do not need some 2nd year art student telling me about how Caravaggio's Calling of St Matthew is really about the artists own innate penchant for buggery or the larger themes of homosexuality in Renaissance works.

I remember a guard squaring up as though I were taking a picture of him and not the beautiful 15th century tapestry he was standing next to. Or the kid who was laying all over the case holding this beautiful inlaid model of a church. So I have a picture of a gormless twat smiling at me over this beautiful model.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (dNqv+)

292 The Iroquois had a cap and trade economic system that satisfied Gaia and freed all of America from harsh weather for centuries.

Pfffft. Our system was much more proactive and made for better television.

Posted by: Aztecs, cutting out hearts to propitiate the weather gods at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (/NCI4)

293 So I learned from the quiz that by treating everyone with respect regardless of race I am "normalizing whiteness and unconsciously supporting systemic racism".

Do it again and give all the same answers but put your name as LaQuansha and see what it says.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (nfrXX)

294 I'm starting to think theres something not quite right with the FBI.
@julie_kelly2


They are all a few fries short of a happy meal.

Posted by: Archer at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (gmo/4)

295 Isn't DOCTOR Judith Leyster the salt-sucker from TOS??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 09:45 AM (yikp0

Man Trap. Season 1, episode 1, IIRC. First episode broadcast.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2022 10:28 AM (3rjuK)

You're thinking for Janice Lester, the tranny from Turnabout Intruder.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (7bRMQ)

296 281 The raid was conducted (along with the follow up confiscation of a Republican Congressman's phone) to let us all know that the power can come down on Trump or any of his supporters. Including you.

They aren't surprised by the blowback. They expect to tamp it down, because what is coming next is worse.

Posted by: blaster
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Don't overestimate what are in fact bureaucrats with all the faults etc.
Bureaucracies are always surprised like Wiley E. Coyote is when something blows up in their face. The reason is groupthink.

Like Wiley, they may think that they are sooper geniuses, but in fact their embracing of groupthink means that the lowest common denominator in the organizational chain is the measure of their thought.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (CXr4y)

297 If you stitch in public does that make you an open sewer?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:31 AM (kXYt5)

298 Vice and drug squads often have this issue at the local level.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:26 AM (CXr4y

There have also been allegations that the Secret Service orders counterfeit money from counterfeiters in order to create record seizures.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2022 10:31 AM (3rjuK)

299 266 That paraffin lamp is in a precarious spot. If it gets tipped it will fall on her skirt, which will catch fire.
Posted by: Ciampino - Frenchies mean many things at August 12, 2022 10:23 AM (qfLjt)

I was more thinking he was going to set his beard on fire.
This is about the essence of romance. Reaching toward the flame and getting burned because she is fucking insane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (dNqv+)

300
‘Apocalyptic’ weather in Delaware sends beach umbrellas flying

Oh fuck right off with that shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Oh? Have you ever heard of anyone being killed by a flying beach umbrella before? Go Green for Climate Sanity!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (63Dwl)

301 So I have a picture of a gormless twat smiling at me over this beautiful model.
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A church bombing!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (yikp0)

302 Judith Leyster: a Dutch Mistress!

Posted by: Brett at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (V4Yns)

303 As you rip, so shall ye sew.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (lf83v)

304 >>Which begs the question, what is Trump waiting for?

Maybe to not give the FBI an excuse to arrest him?

Before leaving office Trump declassified thousands of documents related to Russia collusion, the Hillary email coverup and other stuff. It still needed final review by the intel community and Ratcliffe was working on it. They stonewalled him until Trump was out of office.

So while they were technically declassified they weren't given final release authority by the intel community. In late June, Trump used his authority to assign John Solomon and Kash Patel as representatives to the National Archives to review documents. And now they've raided his home.

The Obama administration and the intel community spied on an opposing political candidate, made up lies to damage him and his campaign team and then spied on his administration after he became president. How hard do you think that cabal would fight to keep the real truth from ever coming out?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)

305 So is Trump the Roadrunner to the Feds’ coyote?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (ID+dV)

306 A church bombing!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:32 AM (yikp0)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:33 AM (dNqv+)

307 That Kulak must be into hands or something. I mean, I've seen "modesty" clothing, but day-y-yum... that girl's locked up tighter than a Mar-a-Lago secret.

Posted by: red speck at August 12, 2022 10:33 AM (gS3OW)

308 He is trying to Mansplain sewing to her. She is about to backhand him.

Posted by: Archie B.'s daughter at August 12, 2022 10:33 AM (rxDDN)

309 Like Wiley, they may think that they are sooper geniuses, but in fact their embracing of groupthink means that the lowest common denominator in the organizational chain is the measure of their thought.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (CXr4y)

And the left has been pushing the lowest denominators they can find into the Fed service and their own ranks for decades. I haven't come up with a good term for this, but I'm thinking something like "self-incompetencing".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (UuD2k)

310 307 That Kulak must be into hands or something. I mean, I've seen "modesty" clothing, but day-y-yum... that girl's locked up tighter than a Mar-a-Lago secret.
Posted by: red speck at August 12, 2022 10:33 AM (gS3OW)

He should have brought a safe-cracker. All he has is his crowbar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (dNqv+)

311 Needles to say y'all seamingly have me in stitches!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)

312 285 Did BLM ever protest at an FBI building?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot



Doubtful. That's where most of them park.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (J7wri)

313 OTOH the other possible set of quiz results focuses on people that acknowledge race *too* much. By treating people differently based on race you are "opening avenues for systemic racism and white supremacy".

I'm serious. That's a second possible quiz result.

So ignoring race supports white supremacy and focusing on race supports white supremacy. The idea is to strike a "balance" between these two things and according to them that will help defeat white supremacy and systemic racism.

I am deadly serious when I talk about this mind control shit. The entire leftard "system" of ideas appears to me to have the express intent of warping, subjugating and enslaving the human mind.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (7IEcO)

314 Don't blame me, blame hem!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)

315 And the left has been pushing the lowest denominators they can find into the Fed service and their own ranks for decades. I haven't come up with a good term for this, but I'm thinking something like "self-incompetencing".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (UuD2k)

Bureaucratic hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (dNqv+)

316 Oh! She's got a heated foot rest that has a little container for coals. I wonder how often people started their skirts on fire?

Posted by: Synova at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (BD/yx)

317 313
I am deadly serious when I talk about this mind control shit. The entire leftard "system" of ideas appears to me to have the express intent of warping, subjugating and enslaving the human mind.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (7IEcO)

=========

"You will never be right. You will always be racist."
-The message

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (LvTSG)

318 Needles to say y'all seamingly have me in stitches!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)

You snitchin'?

Posted by: Stoolie at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (7bRMQ)

319 Jeanne Ball played Nancy Crater in ST:OS season 1, episode 1.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (3rjuK)

320 Like Wiley, they may think that they are sooper geniuses, but in fact their embracing of groupthink means that the lowest common denominator in the organizational chain is the measure of their thought.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (CXr4y)

Powerful institutions also attract the very most wicked people in a given society, and they rapidly advance to command positions by virtue of their ruthlessness. This is why a Republic is only fit for the governance of moral people. The saying about government in a democracy being a reflection of the people is wrong. It's a reflection of the absolute worst of the people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (IXpV7)

321 The intel community has been fighting to keep Russia collusion documents largely hidden for 6 years even after Trump declassified them. Maybe they think the contents of the documents are worse than the bad PR they are getting from this lawless stunt.
Posted by: JackStraw
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What the intel community is afraid of and their leo counterparts is that they are using the widespread electronic surveillance databases that were purportedly to stop terrorism for internal political spying purposes, probably insider trading or selling the information to those that do, gray washing information in criminal complaints using illegally obtained data for warrants but claiming it came from informants, etc.

Essentially, the intel/leo community have built a Stasi database complete with dossiers that enable them to target any individual in order to fit them up with a crime, leak embarrassing information about them to the press, or to blackmail them for fun and profit.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (CXr4y)

322 On CO2 Level in ice:
A final note on sample methods. Typically, four to six samples for CO2 are taken within a 60 to 100 mm core length for repeatability studies between different laboratories and time lapse (Monnin, 2001). Data points may be rejected due to obvious contamination or fractures. A data point may also be rejected as noise because it has a higher standard deviation than what researchers deem appropriate (Ahn, 2012). The final recorded data point is not usually an actual measurement of CO2. The final data point represents a mean CO2 value derived from the closely spaced samples with a sigma mean typically less than 1.5 ppm. Thus, CO2 measurements can be deemed as ‘outliers’ which are not used and considered noise.

So the 270 to 284 ppm (parts per million) standard is a target for all samples. So samples in the 380 to 400 range can be 2 or 3 deviations out and are thrown out.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (BRHaw)

323 And the left has been pushing the lowest denominators they can find into the Fed service and their own ranks for decades. I haven't come up with a good term for this, but I'm thinking something like "self-incompetencing".

Auto buffoon disease.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 12, 2022 10:36 AM (/NCI4)

324 The Umbrella Academy had no comment.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:22 AM (lf83v)


Us neither.

Posted by: The Umbrella Corporation at August 12, 2022 10:36 AM (JOtiF)

325 From a previous thread through which I slept (notice no dangling participles), so my apologies:
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In Canada if you suck just one cock you are still straight. It’s 2 cocks when the switch is made officially.
Posted by: Joe Xiden at August 11, 2022 05:38 PM (bXG0z)

Does your own count?

Posted by: mc at August 11, 2022 06:47 PM (arTnq)
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Either in a movie or a blog someone commented, "If I could suck my own cock I would never leave the house."

Posted by: Ciampino - A DIY person here at August 12, 2022 10:36 AM (qfLjt)

326 While most normal people are moving on with their lives as best they can in the Biden economy, DU keeps the COVID hysteria alive like WW2 Japanese soldier holdouts:

COVID in California -- Hospitalizations jump 145% in ONE month & more This, as the BA.5 omicron variant is responsible for 86% of US cases, as a new subvarient emerges!

A lot of people were told the COVID-19 crisis was over then they fucked around and found out the hard way - nope, not over.

We've got a mandatory staff training day in a few weeks. People from several different locations all converge in one location for eight hours of "training". Very little actual job training happens at this event. This will be the first one since Covid. Attendance is mandatory, wearing a company logo shirt is mandatory, but thanks to our idiot sociopath governor they cannot mandate masks. I don't see any evidence they are even going to mention or encourage masks. I can't even. 😢

Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at August 12, 2022 10:36 AM (JCZqz)

327 Combined with the IRS army Democrats are unleashing on Americans, the raid on President Trump could not have come at a worse time. People, including Independents, are putting that together, rightly, as an attack on them and a preview what's to come. Only your hardest core Democrats, driven by blind ambition and hate, are in agreement with these stasi tactics. It will show in November.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 12, 2022 10:36 AM (VpIIl)

328 321 Essentially, the intel/leo community have built a Stasi database complete with dossiers that enable them to target any individual in order to fit them up with a crime, leak embarrassing information about them to the press, or to blackmail them for fun and profit.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:35 AM (CXr4y)

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"I totally didn't mean for this to happen. Totally."
-George W. Bush

"It turned out just the way we predicted, but we love W. now because he says mean things about the Boogeyman."
-The Far Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

329 316 Oh! She's got a heated foot rest that has a little container for coals. I wonder how often people started their skirts on fire?
Posted by: Synova at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (BD/yx)

And blue flame darters would have burned down the entire village.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 10:37 AM (BRHaw)

330 Powerful institutions also attract the very most wicked people in a given society, and they rapidly advance to command positions by virtue of their ruthlessness. This is why a Republic is only fit for the governance of moral people. The saying about government in a democracy being a reflection of the people is wrong. It's a reflection of the absolute worst of the people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I would agree with that, those seeking power normally see other people as mere sheep to be shorn. No different really than how a conman sees their marks.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:37 AM (CXr4y)

331 I haven't come up with a good term for this, but I'm thinking something like "self-incompetencing".
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (UuD2k)

I don't have a word for it, but I think of it as Gresham's Law, but for people instead of money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 12, 2022 10:37 AM (IXpV7)

332 >>What the intel community is afraid of and their leo counterparts is that they are using the widespread electronic surveillance databases that were purportedly to stop terrorism for internal political spying purposes, probably insider trading or selling the information to those that do, gray washing information in criminal complaints using illegally obtained data for warrants but claiming it came from informants, etc.

I know. They also gave access to the database to contractors, not government employees, who have to date gone nameless.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)

333 That paraffin lamp is in a precarious spot. If it gets tipped it will fall on her skirt, which will catch fire.
Posted by: Ciampino


Ah. Wondered just what that lamp was. Don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that.

Posted by: mindful webworker waxes minimally at August 12, 2022 10:38 AM (U49g5)

334 326 COVID in California -- Hospitalizations jump 145% in ONE month & more This, as the BA.5 omicron variant is responsible for 86% of US cases, as a new subvarient emerges!
Posted by: Intrepid Democratic Underground AoS Liaison at August 12, 2022 10:36 AM (JCZqz)

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The only way to be sure that COVID is truly dead is to burn it. They should burn their houses with themselves inside to stop the spread of COVID.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

335 Holy Moly--tuning in to Whitmer trial. FBI agent handling one of the informants admitted a female FBI informant slept in the same hotel room and same bed as Barry Croft, the informant's target.

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I guess she was an undercover agent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:38 AM (FVME7)

336 COVID in California -- Hospitalizations jump 145% in ONE month & more This, as the BA.5 omicron variant is responsible for 86% of US cases, as a new subvarient emerges!


Uh....the BA Baracus variant is less than the flu. 79 y.o. relatively unhealthy FiL just had it and the ER prescribed him Motrin and Cough Syrup. He was fine in 3 days.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

337 Spouse just got into it with the DMV bureaucrats.
They called security in a nanosecond and then threatened to call the cops if he didn't leave.

The trickle down managerial State.

Posted by: Ziba at August 12, 2022 10:39 AM (4h9M3)

338 Posted by: Oddbob at August 12, 2022 10:30 AM (nfrXX)

It says I should pursue a career in mail-in ballot counting!

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (7IEcO)

339 336 Uh....the BA Baracus variant is less than the flu. 79 y.o. relatively unhealthy FiL just had it and the ER prescribed him Motrin and Cough Syrup. He was fine in 3 days.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

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I've been saying it for over a year.

5% of the population will never, ever let go of COVID. Ever.

And they're almost all Democratic partisans, so it's going to have an outsized effect on Democratic politics for a long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (LvTSG)

340 That lamp requires the use of a lot of paraffinalia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (ID+dV)

341 "I totally didn't mean for this to happen. Totally."
-George W. Bush

"It turned out just the way we predicted, but we love W. now because he says mean things about the Boogeyman."
-The Far Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Notice why one of the architects of the system under the Bush administration, Michael Hayden, hates Trump and wants him dead.

Shrub is either the Alfred E. Neumann dolt (doubtful) or complicit using the doltishness and alleged Christianity as a cover.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (CXr4y)

342
And they're almost all Democratic partisans, so it's going to have an outsized effect on Democratic politics for a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (LvTSG)



On a lighter note, I'll be in Myrtle Beach next week, if you're in the area for some silly reason.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

343 341 Shrub is either the Alfred E. Neumann dolt (doubtful) or complicit using the doltishness and alleged Christianity as a cover.
Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (CXr4y)

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Considering his father, I'm going with the latter. I don't want to question his Christianity, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:41 AM (LvTSG)

344 325 >>>Either in a movie or a blog someone commented, "If I could suck my own cock I would never leave the house."


Sounds like a bad joke I heard from a colleague eons ago... Q: Why does a dog lick his balls? A: Because he *can*.

Posted by: red speck at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (gS3OW)

345 342 On a lighter note, I'll be in Myrtle Beach next week, if you're in the area for some silly reason.....


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

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I mean...I'm not exactly next door...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (LvTSG)

346 Muldoon needling us again.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (yikp0)

347
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I mean...I'm not exactly next door...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (LvTSG)



I know you said it's over 2 hours away, so that's why it would need to be a silly reason for you to be near there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

348 I know. They also gave access to the database to contractors, not government employees, who have to date gone nameless.

Posted by: JackStraw
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You could dig it out if you cared to by going through government contractor compliance documents and required reports.

Soviet spies used to hang around Gov. Document reading rooms and if I remember correctly, got Y12 uranium separation facility plans from Corp of Engineers submissions. Another guy figured out from gov docs about how to build a fusion bomb.

Classification of secrets in our system serves the same purpose as the Official Secrets Act does in Britain--to hide government misbehavior and errors.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:44 AM (CXr4y)

349
A lot of people were told the COVID-19 crisis was over then they fucked around and found out the hard way - nope, not over.

A subvariant known as BA.2.75 also is being monitored by the World Health Organization (WHO) and the CDC. Since it was detected in India in May, cases of BA.2.75 have been reported in more than a dozen countries. It's also been referred to unofficially as Centaurus.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 12, 2022 10:44 AM (63Dwl)

350 347 I know you said it's over 2 hours away, so that's why it would need to be a silly reason for you to be near there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

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We'll see, but it's going to be doubtful. Two kids (one of whom is starting school again on Wednesday) and a job are going to make anything difficult.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)

351 Needles to say y'all seamingly have me in stitches!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM (kXYt5)


Bust a move >> Bust a seam

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (JOtiF)

352 Geez, Trumpalos are so stupid it could be raining and they'll insist it's Hillary or Obama or Antifa or Valerie Jareett or some other Fox universe supervillain with a garden hose. Dolts, absolute dolts.

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (4WTqy)

353
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We'll see, but it's going to be doubtful. Two kids (one of whom is starting school again on Wednesday) and a job are going to make anything difficult.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:44 AM (LvTSG)



No worries. I figured it would be a stretch when I first mentioned it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

354 Appears to be a gas lamp, and a gas-fired heater under her foot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz/Yc)

355 I know you said it's over 2 hours away, so that's why it would need to be a silly reason for you to be near there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

Well shit, I am currently in NC outside of Raleigh. Going to Emerald Isle this weekend, if it stops freaking raining.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (OgrpQ)

356 353 No worries. I figured it would be a stretch when I first mentioned it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

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I'm not avoiding you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

357 Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (4WTqy)


None are so blind as those who refuse to see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

358 Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (4WTqy)
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Pretty sure Spicoli thinks you're a dick.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (aaGzp)

359 Liz Cheney says she's 'ashamed' her fellow Republicans are putting the lives of FBI agents at risk with their post-Mar-a-Lago raid attacks

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Ashamed? Right back atcha, Big Girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)

360 WTF is an "expert in classified information"? Every page is stamped with the classification, top and bottom. All you need is someone that can read. Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Bearclaw Vindman and Madison Cornbread are the archtype "expert in classified information." Reading is not required, a willingness to tell proper stories is key.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FF+On)

361
Considering his father, I'm going with the latter. I don't want to question his Christianity, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That is why I use alleged--he professes it but no way other than his actions which seem churlish and counter to Christianity and if involved in the database to target people--downright evil.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (CXr4y)

362 Shrub is either the Alfred E. Neumann dolt (doubtful) or complicit using the doltishness and alleged Christianity as a cover.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:40 AM (CXr4y)

He gave the game away by never defending himself from their attacks (for which WE got the brunt of it, he's absolutely fucking fine), then never commenting on Obama because you don't comment on "other" presidents, then finally wrapping it all up by having plenty to say about Trump.

You don't need to be Steven Hawking to add up those numbers.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (7IEcO)

363
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I'm not avoiding you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (LvTSG)



Nope. Nuh uh. Totally not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

364 Now how in the heck did I get strike through in the comment?

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (FF+On)

365 Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (4WTqy)


You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

366 Have they released the so called warrant yet? Or are they still tryin to come up with it?

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (2igD3)

367 364 Now how in the heck did I get strike through in the comment?
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (FF+On)

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With panache.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

368 Viva Covid, what. Wear that useless mask. Get jabbed over and over and over again. Test positive.
Viva viva viva.

Posted by: Ziba at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (4h9M3)

369 See?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 10:48 AM (aaGzp)

370
Well shit, I am currently in NC outside of Raleigh. Going to Emerald Isle this weekend, if it stops freaking raining.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (OgrpQ)



We're driving in Monday and leaving Thursday. There will be rounds of golf. Many rounds of golf.

Just hope my back holds up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

371 I'll say it....George W. Bush is not a Christian in the true sense of the word. Neither is Mike Pence.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:48 AM (sI15f)

372 Test - \[s\]

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:48 AM (FF+On)

373 Know what we had before communisim?

Electricity...

I'll show myself to the gulag...

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (53oGX)

374 Now how in the heck did I get strike through in the comment?
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:47 AM (FF+On)



Anyone seen Bob from NSA lately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

375 None are so blind as those who refuse to see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

None are so retarded as people who call themselves a "clown" and them proceed to bore the hell out of everyone

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (7IEcO)

376 Quick what did we find? Will that work??? No...shiiit..

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (2igD3)

377 366

Still writing and editing and revising with help from Atlantic Monthly, CNN and Fareed Zakarrhea.

Posted by: Ziba at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (4h9M3)

378 Her entire oeuvre was attributed to Frans Hals or to her husband, Jan Miense Molenaer, until 1893.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 09:41 AM (BRHaw)

Despite neither of them having oeuvaries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (Zz/Yc)

379
None are so retarded as people who call themselves a "clown" and them proceed to bore the hell out of everyone
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:49 AM (7IEcO)



Yeah, well, this as well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

380 🤡 💩

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (yikp0)

381 We're driving in Monday and leaving Thursday. There will be rounds of golf. Many rounds of golf.

Just hope my back holds up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

Myrtle Beach has some awesome courses, good luck. Torrey Pines is an hour away. I really want to play a round there. Beautiful course.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (OgrpQ)

382 They are saying that Trump had in his possession the nuclear codes.

Didn't they start that rumor the day he left the WH?

Nuclear codes or something that looks like them wouldn't be hard to plant or fool the public into believing.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM (sI15f)

383 Trump meeds to stop hiring women lawyers based on the size of their tits. What kind of an attorney would allow a search without a warrant??? How frigging stupid is that?

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM (2igD3)

384 Boffo the Clown
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They'll shoot you in the back of the head and bury you in a ditch too or simply starve your ass into death with no hesitation whatsoever. Stan's minions never come to a good end.

Your puny contributions to the elites just means that they will get to you when you are no longer of use splooging on webpages. No opposition commentary, no need for you.

Reducing the population from 8 billion to 500 million requires a lot of death for Gaia.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM (CXr4y)

385 Needles to say y'all seamingly have me in stitches!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 10:34 AM


Howe? What did we say?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM (RkC6l)

386 Don't you know you should never
End a sentence with a proposition
Posted by: Muldoon at August 12, 2022 09:42 AM (kXYt5)


Muldoon, I don't know how you do it, but your mind is amazing.

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM (dJs6r)

387 The FBI is so concerned that declassified information about their malfeasance will get to the public, they were willing to raid the president's house with all of the uproar that would cause.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM (lTGtQ)

388 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (LvTSG)

Is there a decent bar in say...Georgetown?

Posted by: BignJames at August 12, 2022 10:52 AM (AwYPR)

389 Her entire oeuvre was attributed to Frans Hals or to her husband, Jan Miense Molenaer, until 1893.

I'm going to look up the word oeuvre, but for some reason I think it means 'egg'.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:52 AM (sI15f)

390 I still question the timing of the raid on Mar A Lago and Liz putting out a campaign ad about how dangerous Trump is to our precious democracy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 10:52 AM (5pTK/)

391 The Globe Theater, home to William Shakespeare, is putting on a play about Joan of Arc with "They/Them" pronouns

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They're going to drag Bill kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

To be he /she /xir / they /them or not to be he /she /xir / they /them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:52 AM (FVME7)

392 Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (4WTqy)

Monkeypox awaits you. Get busy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 12, 2022 10:53 AM (JOtiF)

393 388
Is there a decent bar in say...Georgetown?
Posted by: BignJames at August 12, 2022 10:52 AM (AwYPR)

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I've never been north of Awendaw in this state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

394 t
Myrtle Beach has some awesome courses, good luck. Torrey Pines is an hour away. I really want to play a round there. Beautiful course.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (OgrpQ)



That place might be a bit out of my price range.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

395 She was intimidated by a bunch of goons, she had every right to stop them and cause massive problem for them, but the dumb blond could not think quickly enough.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:53 AM (2igD3)

396 383 Trump meeds to stop hiring women lawyers based on the size of their tits. What kind of an attorney would allow a search without a warrant??? How frigging stupid is that?

Posted by: runner
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Do your research, they showed Trump's attorney the warrant on a device from ten feet away. You try to stop them even if you are a big burly man--obstruction of justice charges among others.

Best you can do on illegal searches is protest, protest, protest, to make clear that you oppose the illegal search and do not consent in any form to it. Never do your arguments with armed agents that can shoot you on the spot, wait until court to do it.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:53 AM (CXr4y)

397 Oeuvre

French
It's borrowed from French and ultimately derives from the Latin word opera, which is the plural of opus, meaning “work.” (Oeuvre also appears in the French-derived term hors d'oeuvres, which literally translates to “outside the work,” referring to appetizers that are not part of the main course.)

You people teach me something new everyday.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (sI15f)

398
Myrtle Beach has some awesome courses, good luck. Torrey Pines is an hour away. I really want to play a round there. Beautiful course.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:50 AM (OgrpQ)



That and Torrey Pines is in San Diego.....wrong coast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

399 Jesse Waters said Garland was "impish". Dang if that's not a good description.

Henceforth, he shall be known as Merrick the Imp!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (UuD2k)

400 This story about the IRS raiding a girl's piggybank at age 11 should scare the pants off you because there will be 87,000 new agents looking for ways to take your money

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Those 11 year olds have had it too easy for too long.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (FVME7)

401 Obama and his entire party called Bush Retard Hitler. It was no problem.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (7IEcO)

402 397 You people teach me something new everyday.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (sI15f)

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Dogs can't look up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

403 "Your puny contributions to the elites just means that they will get to you when you are no longer of use "

Honk honk, send a card to the dopes who got busted for January 6 (or shot or trampled by their fellow dopes) while getting absolutely ZERO help from old Mr Billionaire (who still begged for bucks every chance he got). AAAAOOOGAHH dumbasses

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (4WTqy)

404 If she could not see it , it's akin to them not presenting it. They could have been waiving a lMcDonalds receipt at her.

Posted by: runner at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (2igD3)

405 >>You could dig it out if you cared to by going through government contractor compliance documents and required reports.

This has been the focus of investigative reporters and much more talented researchers than I for years and they are never able to get the information because it is either kept classified or it doesn't actually exist.

We got a glimpse of what was going on from Admiral Mike Rogers and the report Judge Rosemary Collyer wrote, much of which still remains redacted. These are some of the tools they used to spy on Trump and quite likely many other politicians and American citizens for political gain and power. They used them against Trump and his campaign until Mike Rogers shut it down.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

406 What’s with this talk about whores’ ovaries?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (ID+dV)

407 oeufs = eggs

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (yikp0)

408 Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (4WTqy)

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Why doesn't the media want to throw Ray Epps in prison?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

409 Personal experience I thought of when I first glimpsed the painting:

I was raised weird. College-prepped but never washed my own clothes until I went to college - had to consult the instructions on the back of a Tide™ box. That's not quite the level of needing the instructions on the shampoo bottle, but getting down there.

By third year of college, with somewhat more independence and work experience, I still had knowledge gaps. I had a button come off a shirt and in true manly-man fashion, I asked a girl if she could sew it back on for me.

She was one of those feminists, although not hard-core; she answered she would show me how to sew a button on. That suited me just fine! Almost half a century later, we are together still. And boy! can she make a sandwich.

Posted by: mindful webworker waxes minimally at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (U49g5)

410 I'm going to look up the word oeuvre, but for some reason I think it means 'egg'.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:52 AM


Work. Gives us hors d'oeuvres (lit. outside the work).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (RkC6l)

411 Dogs can't look up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

Are you pulling my leg?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (sI15f)

412 This is what you get workshopping screenplays in Georgetown.

Holy f, we live in a shitty simulation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (IEa8U)

413 That and Torrey Pines is in San Diego.....wrong coast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

Shit, I meant Pinehurst. I always get those two mixed up.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (OgrpQ)

414
Are you pulling my leg?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (sI15f)



He posted it on the internet, so it MUST be true.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

415 Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 10:53 AM (CXr4y)

They're going to shoot Trump's female lawyer? If you cannot make out what the warrant says you do not allow the search until you can.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (Mv1CU)

416 Dogs can't look up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)

Evidence of natural selection. All the dogs that could look up ran on to the highway because they were tired of seeing peoples taint and fartclams.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (UuD2k)

417 This story about the IRS raiding a girl's piggybank at age 11 should scare the pants off you because there will be 87,000 new agents looking for ways to take your money
_____________________


Here's another. IRS agent raped woman in 2019 in Boston at gunpoint.

shorturl.at/ABDYZ

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (lf83v)

418 Dogs can't look up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
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How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (aaGzp)

419 I watched Paterson on Amazon Prime Video. From Wikipedia, "Paterson is a 2016 drama film written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. The film stars Adam Driver as a bus driver and poet named Paterson, and Golshifteh Farahani as his wife, who dreams of being a country music star and opening a cupcake business."

It is a lovely and quiet work about the poetry, on the page and in life, a personal Phoenix, and love.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (FF+On)

420 Posted by: Boffo the Clown

Dude, c'mon. You can do better than that. I'm fighting to keep you trolls around for entertainment, but if you're just going to give us lame ad hom then even I can't defend you.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (g1EEm)

421 418 Dogs can't look up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
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How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (aaGzp)

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Yay! Reference!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

422 Posted by: mindful webworker waxes minimally at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (U49g5)


What a great story! Sounds like you buttoned down a good one!

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:58 AM (sI15f)

423 419 I watched Paterson on Amazon Prime Video. From Wikipedia, "Paterson is a 2016 drama film written and directed by Jim Jarmusch. The film stars Adam Driver as a bus driver and poet named Paterson, and Golshifteh Farahani as his wife, who dreams of being a country music star and opening a cupcake business."

It is a lovely and quiet work about the poetry, on the page and in life, a personal Phoenix, and love.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (FF+On)

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It is one of the most Jim Jarmusch movies that Jim Jarmusch ever Jim Jarmusch'd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

424 Posted by: mindful webworker waxes minimally at August 12, 2022 10:56 AM (U49g5)

I've reattached buttons with tie wire. Far superior to the female method, but not as comfortable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 10:59 AM (UuD2k)

425 382 They are saying that Trump had in his possession the nuclear codes.

Didn't they start that rumor the day he left the WH?

Nuclear codes or something that looks like them wouldn't be hard to plant or fool the public into believing.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 10:51 AM

I've never handled nuke codes, but when Army regs tell you to change safe combinations when someone with access leaves the organization, I can't imagine old nuke codes would be especially relevant.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 12, 2022 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

426 Yay! Reference!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, navigating the destiny machine with Fritz Lang at August 12, 2022 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
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Yeah, boyee!
*clang weapons together*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 11:00 AM (aaGzp)

427
Shit, I meant Pinehurst. I always get those two mixed up.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 10:57 AM (OgrpQ)



Heh. Understandable.

I'm not that good a golfer, so shilling out that kind of cash to get my ass kicked by a course is a little much for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

428 Nuclear codes expire. Even if Trump had them, they are useless.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 11:00 AM (lf83v)

429 Because Torrey Pines is heaven in August and Pinehurst is hell.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 12, 2022 11:01 AM (JVCkA)

430
Is it possible to eat a square meal after a round of golf?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 12, 2022 11:01 AM (jE276)

431 oeufs = eggs
Posted by: andycanuck

When I was an exchange student and was less than fluent in French, I eventually realized my host family was asking me if I'd had enough breakfast. "Enough," I said and they brought me an egg and I was all WTF?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 11:01 AM (FVME7)

432 Considering the launch code for US nuclear missiles was 00000000 for 20 years, not changing them after an election wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: brak at August 12, 2022 11:01 AM (j5Tg0)

433 Biden's nuclear codes are:

Username: Joe Biden

Password: password

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 11:02 AM (lf83v)

434 428 Nuclear codes expire. Even if Trump had them, they are useless.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 11:00 AM (lf83v)

And change my luggage from 0 0 0 0!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 11:02 AM (BRHaw)

435 Trump Organization is going to trial in NYS.

Deep State does not think they screwed up.

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2022 11:02 AM (6TxNR)

436 I've never handled nuke codes, but when Army regs tell you to change safe combinations when someone with access leaves the organization, I can't imagine old nuke codes would be especially relevant.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 12, 2022 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

That makes more sense than the codes being able to be stolen.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 11:02 AM (sI15f)

437 433 Biden's nuclear codes are:

Username: Joe Biden

Password: password
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 12, 2022 11:02 AM (lf83v)

Username: Ask Jill

Password: Ask Jill

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (UuD2k)

438 The nuclear code excuse for the raid is so laughable I cannot believe "sources say" was even printed by MSM.

I know people are gullible, but, does anyone really think the nuclear codes aren't changed regularly, especially after a President leaves office?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (5pTK/)

439 I'm not that good a golfer, so shilling out that kind of cash to get my ass kicked by a course is a little much for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

Right there with you, my brother is a 9 handicap and I'm lucky to not break 100. Pinehurst area does have some really nice municipal courses.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (OgrpQ)

440 This has been the focus of investigative reporters and much more talented researchers than I for years and they are never able to get the information because it is either kept classified or it doesn't actually exist.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Most reporters are not techies. It is pretty easy to piece together what they are doing and what contractors that they use. Problem is that, like Dominion, any indy reporter putting it out is likely to be involved in lengthy expensive litigation regarding the names and classification makes it difficult if not impossible to get the information out that supports your reporting. Complicating matters is the use of shell corporations. Steele, for example, worked for Deering's company which probably was a UK contractor. Tech companies hq'ed in DC area are likely and you can find them by looking at who they hire especially the big names that bring in clients. No different than law firms.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (CXr4y)

441 3 Doc Holliday once killed a man for snoring, you know.

— Time Life Books
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 09:57 AM (ID+dV)

I thought that was John Wesley Harden

Posted by: No Name Nobody at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (upQjf)

442
We got a glimpse of what was going on from Admiral Mike Rogers and the report Judge Rosemary Collyer wrote, much of which still remains redacted. These are some of the tools they used to spy on Trump and quite likely many other politicians and American citizens for political gain and power. They used them against Trump and his campaign until Mike Rogers shut it down.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

Anyone taking bets on Chief Justice John being looking into around the Obamacare vote time?

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 12, 2022 11:04 AM (53oGX)

443 354 Appears to be a gas lamp, and a gas-fired heater under her foot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2022 10:45 AM (Zz/Yc)
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The lamp is a paraffin lamp.

Posted by: Ciampino - paraffin = kerosene at August 12, 2022 11:04 AM (qfLjt)

444 435 Trump Organization is going to trial in NYS.

Deep State does not think they screwed up.

Posted by: blaster at August 12, 2022 11:02 AM (6TxNR)

That would be Trump's real estate company. The media is conflating the it with Trump himself. But the case is against his real estate company.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 11:05 AM (UuD2k)

445 Non ape nood.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 12, 2022 11:05 AM (aaGzp)

446 My RSA keys change every minute. If the military hasn't figured out how to roll the nuclear codes once every four years, then Trump still having them in his possession is not the crime.

Posted by: quantum mechanic at August 12, 2022 11:05 AM (g1EEm)

447 441 Yes, I think it was Harden. Sorry.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 12, 2022 11:05 AM (ID+dV)

448 431 oeufs = eggs
Posted by: andycanuck

When I was an exchange student and was less than fluent in French, I eventually realized my host family was asking me if I'd had enough breakfast. "Enough," I said and they brought me an egg and I was all WTF?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 11:01 AM (FVME7)


ahhhh....that's where I got confused. I took French from a Cajun. I am sure if I went to France I would get myself in a lot of trouble.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at August 12, 2022 11:05 AM (sI15f)

449 Is it possible to eat a square meal after a round of golf?

Posted by: Divide by Zero



Well, pie are square.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 12, 2022 11:05 AM (lTGtQ)

450 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (5pTK/)

Well I don't think it's codes but there is plenty of other nuclear intel they can pretend it is. And I think that's what they're doing. Saying he had sensitive nuclear intel. That would justify a raid.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 11:06 AM (7IEcO)

451 DC thinks it holds a mortgage on the rest of the country

and when it fails, and at 31 trillion and counting it will

DC ill demand payment

thus the 87,000 armed agents

Posted by: REDACTED at August 12, 2022 11:06 AM (us2H3)

452 359 Liz Cheney says she's 'ashamed' her fellow Republicans are putting the lives of FBI agents at risk with their post-Mar-a-Lago raid attacks

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Ashamed? Right back atcha, Big Girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I Survived the Mar-A-Lago Raid at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (FVME7)
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Big Girl? You meant FAT didn't you!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at August 12, 2022 11:07 AM (qfLjt)

453 Trumpalos sawing the branch out from under themselves again...yuck yuck yuck

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 11:07 AM (4WTqy)

454 They're going to shoot Trump's female lawyer? If you cannot make out what the warrant says you do not allow the search until you can.

Posted by: Kilroy
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Don't be stupid. They are allowed to escalate to x+1 of any force that Trump's lawyer did. So, she tries to push past them--they are allowed at that point to arrest and detain her with handcuffs in the back of a Feeb car. And charge her with assaulting a federal officer, obstruction of justice, and whatever other charges.

In roadside stops, people have gotten shot over trying to prevent a search of their vehicles. It is clear that you have some misconceptions about our 'justice' system but generally on searches, you make sure that it is documented that you do not consent to the search (silence is tacit agreement for example) and make an argument in court about an illegal search. Talk to a criminal lawyer sometime that you may know about searches.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 11:08 AM (CXr4y)

455 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 12, 2022 11:08 AM (IEa8U)

456 450 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at August 12, 2022 11:03 AM (5pTK/)

Well I don't think it's codes but there is plenty of other nuclear intel they can pretend it is. And I think that's what they're doing. Saying he had sensitive nuclear intel. That would justify a raid.
Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 11:06 AM (7IEcO)

Sensitive intel that they missed previously when looking through all the papers and reviewing the tapes.
When it came out that Trump was complying with a previous subpoena that really blows up any justification.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 12, 2022 11:08 AM (53oGX)

457 >>Most reporters are not techies. It is pretty easy to piece together what they are doing and what contractors that they use.

No snark, if you can do this you would be an absolute rock star because as I said there are a lot researchers, techies even, who have not been able to get definitive proof for years.

Hell, it wasn't until the Durham investigation that we found out the FBI has a portal located at Perkins Coie in DC and the identity of contractors like Neustar and universities like Georgia Tech were given access to White House DNS information to research and likely manipulate.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 12, 2022 11:08 AM (ZLI7S)

458 yuck yuck yuck

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 11:07 AM (4WTqy)

A clown that doesn't know how to spell a three letter word meaning laugh. Now I done seen it all.

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 11:09 AM (7IEcO)

459 430
Is it possible to eat a square meal after a round of golf?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 12, 2022 11:01 AM (jE276)

read that a squirrel meal

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 12, 2022 11:10 AM (BRHaw)

460 I used to get oeufs (eggs) confused with yeux (eyes). Don't ask for yeux at a Cajun restaurant. Because they'll bring you some eyes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 12, 2022 11:10 AM (UuD2k)

461 Anyone taking bets on Chief Justice John being looking into around the Obamacare vote time?

Posted by: Inogame
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They did not have to. That data was probably already out there due to vetting for Scotus and previous jobs in government. Remember, the Dems hire people like shady PI's to get dirt on opponents.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 11:10 AM (CXr4y)

462 Sensitive intel that they missed previously when looking through all the papers and reviewing the tapes.
When it came out that Trump was complying with a previous subpoena that really blows up any justification.

Posted by: Inogame, non alius regit at August 12, 2022 11:08 AM (53oGX)

It does but as we've seen they don't care about their lies blowing up. It's about the court of public opinion and the inverted moral high ground. Probably giving enough cover to steal the next elections in broad daylight. Also keeping Trump on constant rhetorcial defense which is of prime importance. "It worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: ... at August 12, 2022 11:11 AM (7IEcO)

463 None are so blind as those who refuse to see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 12, 2022 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Remember all trolls, and we seem to have at least two here, are Average Joe, and Average Joe sucks cocks, by choice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 12, 2022 11:13 AM (8bkII)

464 Lots of weird excuses being made for taking *checks notes* classified nuclear documents. Republican platform has really turned to shit

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 11:13 AM (4WTqy)

465 No snark, if you can do this you would be an absolute rock star because as I said there are a lot researchers, techies even, who have not been able to get definitive proof for years.

Hell, it wasn't until the Durham investigation that we found out the FBI has a portal located at Perkins Coie in DC and the identity of contractors like Neustar and universities like Georgia Tech were given access to White House DNS information to research and likely manipulate.

Posted by: JackStraw
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I've done this sorting of federal documents in the past for projects including genealogy. No need to do it again--if they want, they can go through the Dept of Labor EEO and contractor compliance filings if they really wanted to get information. Same as using Lexis/Nexis for news clippings to determine communication organizations and so on. You do the same thing as law enforcement--focus on the people likely to do something and then investigate their links.

The problem is lawfare that will be used--I suspect the reporters like Logan, etc. know the people involved but being able to pay for litigation after being sued by deep pockets is quite another thing.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 11:13 AM (CXr4y)

466 Let me guess, packing up the lists of cheeseburger menus and golf course foursomes and whoopsie the classified nuclear brief just got mixed in there

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 11:15 AM (4WTqy)

467 435 Trump Organization is going to trial in NYS.

Deep State does not think they screwed up.

Posted by: blaster
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Civil case that is probably going nowhere--reason is that Trump Organization was privately held so Trump can value his properties at whatever he wants.

Posted by: whig at August 12, 2022 11:17 AM (CXr4y)

468 Be sure to get all those weather maps with those super smart Sharpie doodles and sure toss that nuclear brief with the bright red folder

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 11:18 AM (4WTqy)

469 Nuclear documents!

Posted by: spindrift at August 12, 2022 11:39 AM (h5TKJ)

470 Just toss them in that banker box, we'll put them in storage next to the boxes of Trump Steaks and Trump University diplomas.

Posted by: Boffo the Clown at August 12, 2022 11:49 AM (4WTqy)

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