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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (8/3/22)
Quote I “Madrid isn’t going to switch off. That generates insecurity and scares off tourism and consumption. It brings darkness, poverty and sadness, even as the government covers up the question of what savings it will apply to itself.” Isabel Díaz Ayuso, the populist, rightwing president of the Madrid region.
Quote II Let's be clear: The spirit behind "pay it forward" is commie drivel. It's a "we're all in this together, so let's be a community and share the burden equally" kind of experiment which – far from altruism – displays the worst possible kind of selfish, preening bullying under the guise of charity. Larry O'Conor
Quote III “You think I hate gay people and what you’re really seeing is that I’m jealous of gay people. I’m jealous, and I’m not the only black person that feels this way … Gay people are minorities, until they need to be white again.” Comedian Dave Chappelle
Later in the broadcast The Genius Award Winner is revealed. This dame didn't lose by much.
TITUSVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A woman with an open bottle of Jack Daniel’s whiskey in a bag was arrested for driving a golf cart on Florida’s busiest interstate while drunk, according to an arrest report. The 58-year-old woman was arrested Saturday night on the shoulder of Interstate 95. She is now facing misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication in a public place and resisting an officer without violence.
All good things must come to an end.
DARK DAYS Days of our Lives is LEAVING NBC after 57 years in historic TV shake-up- and fans are furious DAYS of our Lives on NBC has come to an end after 57 years. Fans have become furious after it was revealed the long-running soap opera would be leaving its daytime spot on the network in a major shake-up.My Mom loved that soap.
And moar Hollywood news, No one cared when Demi Lovato switched her pronouns, now she is changing them back. Yawn. Translation: Dammit!!!!!! I want attention now!!!!! Wah-wah
Superstar Demi Lovato finally explained why she’s decided to go back to using “she/her” pronouns after previously announcing that she was “non-binary” and identified as “they/them.” During the 29-year-old singer/actress’s recent appearance on the “Spout Podcast,” Lovato talked about the decision to go back to identifying as “she/her,” and said it was because lately the performer’s been feeling more of the feminine vibe, Entertainment Tonight reported in a piece published Tuesday. In May, fans noticed Lovato had suddenly added “she/her pronouns” to her Instagram page
Guns don't kill people. Living breathing scum kill people.
A worker at a McDonald’s was shot and critically wounded in a reported fight with customers over cold French fries. The employee, Matthew Webb, 23, was confronted by a 40-year-old female customer at the fast food restaurant on Fulton Street in Brooklyn’s Bedford-Stuyvesant neighborhood around 7pm on Monday, police sources told the New York Daily News. In the midst of the dispute, the woman was speaking with her 20-year-old son, Michael Morgan. ‘The mom complained that her fries were cold,’ a source told the New York Post. ‘The mom was on FaceTime with her son, and he heard the dispute between her and the clerk. The son and the clerk got into a dispute inside, and it went outside.’
Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) introduced a bill this week that would ban the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) from purchasing any more ammunition, after having already reached an alarmingly high amount. As reported by Just The News, Gaetz’s bill, the “Disarm the IRS Act,” would forbid the tax-collecting agency from buying ammunition after the agency has already acquired up to 5 million rounds. In 2022 alone, the agency has purchased at least $725,000 worth of ammo. “I’m not against stockpiling ammunition,” Gaetz said, “but you shouldn’t have to be a D.C. accountant to do it; you ought to be a mechanic in Pensacola.” Gaetz went on to say that the Biden administration wants to “disarm Americans, open the border, empty the prisons,” and “still collect your taxes,” and may use the massive stockpile of ammunition to do it by force.
The Caller ID said “PNC Bank.” It was the bank’s fraud prevention department, Toni Landi was told. The caller said there was a Zelle transfer of $1,000 to someone in Texas, but the charge appeared unusual and raised a red flag. Did Landi make the transfer, the caller asked. “I said no. He spoke quickly, succinctly and urgently, and he sounded like other professionals I had spoken with at PNC,” Landi said, noting she’s received calls from the bank in the past about potentially fraudulent activity. “I thought this was a legitimate call.”
What is worse? 1)An hour of this? or; 2)Or 3:26 of this?
An EV Jag? Virtue signaling comes with a steep price.
An electric Jaguar I-Pace vehicle caught on fire and burned to ash in Florida, but the vehicle wasn’t in a car wreck like many notorious Tesla fires — it was simply charging in the owner’s garage. The electric car is the fourth known I-Pace battery fire that seemingly started on its own — a concerning amount of fires, given that there are so few of these vehicles on the road — according to a report by Electrek.
When there is an EV pickup truck where I can tow a boat, camper or all-terrain vehicle 400 miles and I can refuel it in under 10 minutes. Please let me know.
Share of U.S. EVs, by state
California — no surprise — leads the U.S. in electric vehicle ownership, accounting for 39% of all EVs registered nationwide. Look more closely at the numbers, however, and it turns out EVs represent less than 2% of all vehicles on the road in the Golden State.
Reality check: We're a long way from a "tipping point" for electric vehicles. In fact, the EV revolution has barely begun in the U.S. and it's playing out in super-slow motion — even in places where plug-in cars make the most sense. Why it matters: Automakers are pouring billions of dollars into electric vehicle development in the face of urgent warnings about climate change. But with more than 278 million cars, SUVs, and pickups overall on U.S. roads, the historic shift away from gasoline will take years, if not decades, to play out.
And one more story about EVs. This from Nissan and Japan.
The circular economy is coming to electric vehicles for both environmental and financial reasons, as a leading Japanese automaker plans on starting a rental scheme for its battery-powered cars. Drivers interested in making the switch to electric will soon have another option to do so in Japan, as Nissan—manufacturer of the Nissan Leaf, one of the earliest and bestselling electric cars on the market—is preparing to launch a new rental plan for its EVs, the Financial Times reports. How will it work?
Nissan’s initiatives will operate as a subscription scheme. Customers will sign up on a monthly basis, but Nissan hopes that they will rent electric cars for years before returning them, according to the FT.
Instead of trying to be an internet sensation, he should hire a babysitter to help him out.
'They are humans, not DOGS': Father-of-five sparks furious debate after using a 'LEASH' to take his five-year-old quintuplets for a walk - but he insists it allows them to 'do fun stuff without being stressed'I do try to put myself in the other guy's shoes. However I don't think the Fabulous wants anymore children.
I'm old fashioned and I believe in good old fashioned names. People Are Naming Their Babies After These Destinations - How long before we meet a kid named "The Shitter" or "The Recycling Center?>
The aughts were, among other things, peak baby name weirdness. I’m talking Apple, Bluebell Madonna, Birdie and Petal Blossom Rainbow. Of course, there hasn’t exactly been a shortage of eccentric names born of the 2020s either, thanks to the likes of Dream, Thunder, Raddix and X Æ A-Xii. And now another trend as emerged: people naming their babies after their favorite destinations. Per a new study from the luggage storage service Bounce, “One baby-naming trend that is particularly popular is travel-related baby names, which sees parents naming their child after a favorite holiday destination, honeymoon spot or even the city where they were conceived.” Now, there’s still something about naming your kid after the country or state where they were conceived that feels a bit…off. I’d venture to guess that it would be mildly disconcerting for most to have to find out that they’d been named after the place they’d been conceived. (Though, to be fair, it’s probably no less weird than naming them after your favorite equation. Or the weather. Or something you quite literally made up altogether.)
Maybe soon to be former Congresscritter Meijer can tag along with Allahpundit to the mystical land of Orangeman bad. Good fvcking riddance.
Trump Impeachment Voter Peter Meijer Was Soundly Defeated in Michigan Primary
Former Trump Administration official John Gibbs emerged victorious in a tight race
Can someone answer the following: What does a country have to do to go from "Pariah" to valued partner?
The Biden administration approved a sale of Patriot missiles and support equipment to Saudi Arabia Tuesday, overriding prior campaign pledges to end arms transfers to the “pariah” country over human rights issues. President Joe Biden notified Congress of the $3 billion sale the day after the Saudi-led coalition in Yemen vowed to extend a UN-brokered ceasefire with the Houthi rebel group for two months, CNN reported. Saudi Arabia has been accused of striking civilian targets and contributing to one of the world’s worst humanitarian crises, leading Biden in 2019 to denounce the country’s human rights practices and vow to suspend arms transfers that support offensive Saudi campaigns.
Once again the Russian military continues to demonstrate its incompetence. Russia Accidentally Blows Up Own Supply Train, Soldiers 'Scattered In Panic'
An accidental fire may have caused a train to blow up at a Russian railway station in Ukraine's mostly-occupied Kherson region over the weekend, according to Ukrainian intelligence. Russian forces set up a smoke screen at the Kalanchak railway station Sunday to mask the unloading of train cars carrying military equipment and ammunition, the Ukrainian Ministry of Defence's Main Directorate of Intelligence (GUR) said in a statement Tuesday. The screen was also deployed supposedly to protect the train cars against strikes from U.S.-supplied M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket Systems, also known as HIMARS. An explosion occurred in the work area at around 11:20 a.m. local time that day, and the rail convoy immediately began to move in the direction of the annexed region of Crimea, according to the GUR. "The [Russian] personnel scattered in panic," the intelligence agency said.
Born on this day: 3 Aug 1926
American singer Tony Bennett who had the 1955 UK No.1 single 'Stranger In Paradise' and the 1965 UK No.25 single 'I Left My Heart In San Francisco'. In 1998, Bennett made an unlikely but highly successful appearance on the final day of a mud-soaked Glastonbury Festival in the UK dressed in an immaculate suit and tie, his whole set on this occasion consisting of songs about the weather. Bennett and Amy Winehouse recorded the duet 'Body and Soul' in March 2011 - the final recording made by Winehouse before her death on July 23, 2011 at the age of 27. When the song charted on the Billboard Hot 100 it made Bennett, at age 85, the oldest living artist ever to chart on the Hot 100. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 3 Aug 2006
Arthur Lee singer and guitarist of the influential 1960s band Love died in Memphis at the age of 61 following a battle with acute myeloid leukaemia. He called himself the "first black hippie" and formed Love in Los Angeles in 1965. Best known for the critically revered 1967 album, 'Forever Changes.' via thisdayinmusic.com
A man suspected of starting a wildfire in Utah told authorities that he was using a lighter to try to burn a spider. After he was arrested, the Utah County Sheriff’s Office found drugs and paraphernalia in his backpack. He was booked in jail. The wildfire, which has burned 40 acres, began around 5pm, according to Utah Fire Info. The fire was started near a trailhead along the border of the towns of Provo and Springville.
For contestants in Washington Park’s inaugural Shark in the Park Cardboard Boat Race, the goal was simple: row your boat from one end of Washington Park Pool to the other. But that’s easier said than done when your boat is constructed of nothing more than cardboard and duct tape – lots and lots of duct tape. On Saturday, spectators stood alongside the pool to watch as children, teens and adults paddled and splashed their homemade cardboard vessels to the finish line. In all, a total of eight boats participated in three divisions: 12 and under, male, and female. Some boats remained intact for multiple races. Sure, participation was low. But enthusiasm was high. “It was exactly what I imagined: the parents and fans running down the poolside cheering for those kids. It wasn’t a huge turnout, but the crowd was great. I was impressed with how into it they were,” said DeAnna Martin, Washington Park director and the mastermind who organized the race. Martin said she got the idea to host a race after she heard about cardboard boat racing from a friend whose grandfather participates in races on a lake in New York.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:00 PM (Z9R/r)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Funny.
I've never thought of the ONT in that context.
Good evening Eris.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:03 PM (NQIzH)
"Gay people are minorities until they need to be white again" describes absolutely no one in San Francisco.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 10:03 PM (EZebt)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:03 PM (diceA)
Can't imagine the Florida Man who thought that thing was a good idea.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:03 PM (mE7cY)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Heeeyy, theeey told m-mee there w-w-wouldnn't be noo pressss.
Posted by: She Hobbit *hic* at August 03, 2022 10:04 PM (ftFVW)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 10:04 PM (Dc2NZ
I think that's an exam question on the doctorate program for philosophy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:08 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 03, 2022 10:10 PM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Theodore at August 03, 2022 10:10 PM (GJnvT)
Well, there's your problem.
Posted by: pookysgirl, diagnosing mechanic of the interwebs at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (XKZwp)
This is why I never answer the phone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 10:10 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'm Denver, that's Dallas. And this is Orlando.
Posted by: Denver at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:08 PM (mE7cY)
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Like Purgatory vs. Purgatory Lite? Except they both feel like Eternal Punishment? And yet we sinners never learn, and continue to anger MisHum?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (anj39)
Really? Are there other examples that I haven't heard of?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)
Please, tell me exactly what places those are, and it is likely an open-air golf cart might still be a better choice. (e.g. inside airport lobbies, tunnels between buildings where any exhaust is a problem)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:12 PM (63Dwl)
Then: "The Love That Dare Not Speak It's Name."
Now: "The Love That Won't Shut The Fuck Up!"
ONT Greetings, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:12 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Sans-Culottes (except for the Book Thread) at August 03, 2022 10:00
I loved that pic of Reagan cutting brush. I always enjoyed clearing brush when I farmed, it was satisfying.
Nowadays, reduced to a city lot to tend for I can still attack that volunteer maple on the absentee landlord's property next door. Think I've killed it, girdled it and doused w/ roundup.
Thought I had the chainsaw from the farm but I don't. Will have to borrow one, hate to rent for such a small job.
Posted by: Farmer at August 03, 2022 10:12 PM (55Qr6)
How can xhe be a superstar? Never heard of it.
Her pronouns are "who?" and "never heard of you".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:12 PM (/NCI4)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
A new listing on a federal government job board is raising constitutional questions, as Capitol Police are looking to hire their own prosecutors.
"This is clearly unconstitutional to have federal prosecutors working for Speaker Pelosi and Chuck Schumer in Congress," Davis said, since prosecution falls under the Executive Branch, not Congress. He also noted how special prosecutors often have a tremendous amount of autonomy.
"They're going to be able to do whatever they hell they want," Davis said.
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
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Posted by: Denver at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Heh. Ron Howard's kids all have middle names of where they were conceived, I believe.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 10:14 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 10:14 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:14 PM (Z9R/r)
Posted by: Denver at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Meet my cousin, Podunk. He's from back up in yonder hills.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (diceA)
And this is my youngest daughter, Debbie East Buttf*** Howard.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)
The steal. It's happening.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
Keep on a countin' until you win.
-Dems everywhere
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (diceA)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (UewuT)
For people in civilized countries, that means that you can't heat above 66 degrees, or cool below 81 degrees.
Although Spain is not as dependent on Russian energy supplies as many other EU countries, it has agreed to a 7-8% reduction in gas use.
Classic Germany - Germany unilaterally decided to shut down its nuclear plants and become utterly dependent on Russian gas, and is now demanding that the rest of Europe cut back their energy use to bail Germany out.
Sort of like what happened when Angela Merkel unilaterally decided to take in a million "refugees", and then demanded that the rest of Europe take "their share" of Germany's refugees.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 10:16 PM (I2/tG)
The steal. It's happening.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
Yup. Just like last time. Slowly add enough votes to win.
Why Arizona is letting this happen again is beyond me. But the news will all call this kosher and fall Lake a loon for saying anything about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:16 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:16 PM (/NCI4)
Well, there's your problem.
Posted by: pookysgirl, diagnosing mechanic of the interwebs at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (XKZwp)
This is why I never answer the phone.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 10:10 PM (DgWEj)
+1
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:16 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (diceA)
The production guys offshore would skip lunch to keep up with their "Stories".
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (mE7cY)
Electric cars are just as expensive to operate as most gas powered cars and it's going to get worse as electric cars drive electric demand up.
We're all going to be paying for our neighbors electric car juice bill even if we don't own one.
Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Denver at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Meet my cousin, Podunk. He's from back up in yonder hills.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (tkOps)
No shit!!!
Posted by: Nimrod, MN at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Had to look at IMDB to see if they had a last name, but alas, there wasn't one listed.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Denver at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
The Two Ronnies had a joke about the oldest child being named after the place your parents conceived you on their honeymoon, and that was why he was named Dover Pullman Boat Express
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (Z9R/r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Where did you see that she is trailing?
Here is the AZ Secretary of State's official count website:
https://is.gd/WqU83K
Kari is ~12 up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Denver at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Meet my cousin, Podunk. He's from back up in yonder hills.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Hi, I'm Springfield. This is my brother, Springfield, and my other brother, Springfield
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (4I/2K)
A feel good story from OR. Near Grants Pass. A report was radioed in about a man walking along a gravel road starting fires.
First responders arrived and put the fires out finding three local men helping. They also noted a fourth man, tied to a tree. The locals explained that they had caught and restrained the man for setting the fires.
As for the black eyes and other injuries they said that he had, "Fallen down".
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (P+D9B)
1)An hour of this? or;
2)Or 3:26 of this?
That's just mean.
Posted by: Diogenes
Mean? It's heartless!
(well done MisHum)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (MxUom)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BQX3tMHwOvo
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Indeed. Now beat that Democrat over there like a rented mule.
Posted by: clutch at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: davidt
Will there be wolves and an ice tornado? I saw that one; it was silly.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
And how, sir, did that size 11 boot find its way into his rectum?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (Z9R/r)
I've seen it happen.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (AwYPR)
The steal. It's happening.
Posted by: jewells45 at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (nxdel)
Yup. Just like last time. Slowly add enough votes to win.
Why Arizona is letting this happen again is beyond me. But the news will all call this kosher and fall Lake a loon for saying anything about it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:16 PM (mE7cY)
***
Hmmmm.
Time for some people to take long walks in the desert.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
(well done MisHum)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (MxUom)
Thanks. The kinder, gentler, gooder Mis Hum is gone. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:20 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:20 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (diceA)
Basically yes, coastal California. Which, unfortunately, is full of people who seem to think that everywhere that's not California should operate just like California in all things.
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:21 PM (UewuT)
1)An hour of this? or;
2)Or 3:26 of this?
That's just mean.
Posted by: Diogenes
Mean? It's heartless!
(well done MisHum)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Luckily, I clicked away as soon as I saw what was happening. My ears were saved!
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:21 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Jon favreau, Tim McGraw and Vince Vaughan in that order IIRC but Orlando goes by Brad.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 10:21 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (ftFVW)
I thought it was something with a V. I remember Vince Vaughn looking around his old room and there was something he made with his name on it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 10:21 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
And azcentral has much the same as of one hour ago.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (PRDNR)
And how, sir, did that size 11 boot find its way into his rectum?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Multiple Genius Award Winners over the years have fallen and had an object land up their rectum. I suspect that is what happened here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (DgWEj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (63Dwl)
If you read the fine print (yeah, I know, almost no one does) they warn you to call their 800 number if you have ANY doubts. I ALWAYS have doubts.
My local credit union warned me both in person and via email about a scam involving spoofing their name on calls and email. It pays to be suspicious as the parents of a group of 10 year old girls invited to 'a private meeting' with Uncle Joe and his son.
Also, 3:26 of this... Yeah, I ain't falling for that rickroll either. Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 10:13 PM (CJAql)
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This happened to Mrs. F.
Happening to Mrs. F.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (xhaym)
Those guys were hilarious.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Jordan61
I thought they had one, but I wasn't willing to research longer, lest someone else get there before me. You Morons are fast.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: torabora at August 03, 2022 10:17 PM (Y274z)
Went to a county Board of Supervisors meeting and noticed SIX charging stations in the parking lot where MY county tax dollars are being used to benefit idiots with EVs.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe the Euros will finally learn not to be such a bunch of asswipes. Probably not, though.
Also, at 0:35 in the video they say "no cancel culture", while showing three beautiful women, one lrish looking, one light black, and one Oriental. I'm not clear on what they were trying to say with that, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (/NCI4)
Also, is Demi Lovato a superstar? I have some vague recollection that she's a warbler of some kind, but mostly I keep seeing her name in connection with what appears to be signs of mental illness. I don't know. I don't know what the standards are for superstardom anymore.
Posted by: Paco at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (njExo)
We got the name out of a baby name book like normal people. :-) Her middle name is the saint name.
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
RE: The PNC/Zelle scam. So I worked at a call center that did debit fraud servicing for Bank Of America. Lots of people just didn't want to talk to me cause they thought I was a scammer. Man, I got a lot of abuse. But like I told people, if you don't trust the call just hang up and call the customer service line on the back of your card. It's simple. Yes, it might take time but it's the best way to go about it. Oh, and just hang up. Don't waste your breath calling the guy a faggot piece of shit. Just hang up. Do it for me. Pretty please with sugar on top.
Oh, everything your bank needs to do they can do on their end. If the guy on the phone says, okay, now do XYZ? It's bullshit. Hang up.
Also? Bank Of America fucking sucks.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (Xrfse)
Can't imagine the Florida Man who thought that thing was a good idea.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 03, 2022 10:03 PM (mE7cY)
I think you can still own them and use them. It's just that manufacturers and dealers cannot make or sell new ones. I have a Honda Big Red. Never tipped it over
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (+z7Cg)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (3hSHB)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (flINI)
Lovely photo up top. Wonder how many fish are in that lake?
I am still shaking my head over the idiot who started a wildfire by trying to light a spider on fire.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (xT18z)
I don't even know who this is. I'm supposing that makes me "old " right?
Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (Rbu5d)
Who "she" is, hater.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 10:25 PM (PRDNR)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)
Seriously?
Look how many senior officers have been killed, and look at the 3rd rate apparatchiks who are running the war.
They will win because they are five times the size of Ukraine, but not because of their competence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:25 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:25 PM (+lVUW)
I don't even know who this is. I'm supposing that makes me "old " right?
Posted by: Flyover
Then I guess the pronoun changing didn't work for her. Interesting experiment, though.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Jordan61
McVie
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 10:26 PM (MGB5H)
Laura Ingraham
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
LMAO... Yeah, Laura is a real authority on AZ vote counts.
You might try my link in post 72.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:26 PM (MxUom)
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Wait. Demi Lovaro is a superstar? I thought she was barely a star, more a has been.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:26 PM (FVME7)
https://is.gd/WqU83K
Kari is ~12 up.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (MxUom)
Yes!! thanks
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at August 03, 2022 10:26 PM (CJAql)
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:26 PM (UewuT)
What a strange sentence...would it be better if they were on the road catching fire? Would it be less concerning if there were more of them?
Hello everyone
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 10:27 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:27 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2022 10:27 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (foa6+)
Have they never read any Douglas Adams? Did they hate the character Fenchurch that much?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM (dKiJG)
A million bucks for one chapter? Well, fools and their money are easily parted.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (1Yy3c)
Former Trump Administration official John Gibbs emerged victorious in a tight race"
Hmmm, it was a "tight race", but Mr. Meijer was "soundly defeated"...
One of these things, is not like the other.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)
So using that excuse after burning down forty acres the dude expected the authorities to shrug and say "If that is the reason, then OK, we're done."
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (3hSHB)
Took my parents to see Tony Bennett at Carnegie Hall. We were in nosebleed seats, but it was fabulous . Probationary 20 years ago, now.
Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (1Yy3c)
Yes it do. Ex-gf had all her stuff and her son's stuff with them. I got to hear about all the suckitude. When I suggested, after a long train of abuses by BoA, that they switch banks, I got an earful about how hard it would be do do that with all the autopay setups they had. This was, as they say, a portent of things to come.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
Worked in the Winter War against Finland in 1939.
Posted by: Competence Not Necessary! at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Denver
Over there is Chicago. Also New York and Kalamazoo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (geLO8)
on his show, such as Ann Margret..or...*blink blink* distracted there, sorry.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:30 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 10:30 PM (oTZbj)
Yea... this system is totes the best.
It's shit and needs to be dismantled.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 03, 2022 10:30 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 10:30 PM (OTm0W)
Serious question: is this person actually known for anything other than planing identitarian roulette?
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:31 PM (UewuT)
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Won't somebody think of the carbon footprint?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:31 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Oh FFS, do they give away gas somewhere also? Now I'm going to have make a pass through my county courthouse to see if they're rewarding themselves with free electricity.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 10:31 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (diceA)
The Best of The View.
Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 10:31 PM (Rbu5d)
Another stunt is (works) to whack the nest with a shovel and quickly dig up a shovelful and exchange it with another nest. Invaders kill each other. Might work on fire ants but don't have any here to try on
Posted by: Lord Percy ** at August 03, 2022 10:32 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:32 PM (Q8bDL)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BQX3tMHwOvo
This is awesome. Im still laughing!!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: EveR at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: Denver
Over there is Chicago. Also New York and Kalamazoo.
Posted by: nerdygirl
And it'll degrade to:
Beach, lake, shower, hot-tub, garage, back porch, etc...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:32 PM (Q8bDL)
***SNORT***
No kid named Otis as in Otis Elevator?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (4I/2K)
Heh. So, when I was the schmuck taking the calls, I heard that a lot. "You can't close my card, I got bills coming out of that thing!" Nevermind someone was ripping them off but you would think they were left in the position of pushing a rock uphill for all eternity. You go online and press a few freakin' buttons! Couldn't tell them that, though.
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 10:34 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Lord Percy ** at August 03, 2022 10:32 PM (iSbhf)
Don't worry, they're on the way there.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 10:34 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at August 03, 2022 10:34 PM (Xllcm)
Posted by: Climax Turnipseed at August 03, 2022 10:34 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 10:34 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Yeah, I've been watching the official and AZcentral counts all day; so, it would have been interesting to note a ~12,000 vote change.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:35 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (flINI)
Back in the fun before times, I rented one of those on South Padre Island for a little sand dune fun. Doing my best Evel Knievel jump, I managed a Caesar's Palace landing and the damned thing rolled over on top of me. Heavy sumbitch. Was okay except for pulled neck & shoulder muscles that ended my head turning girl watching that trip.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: KaMarkovA at August 03, 2022 10:35 PM (BiuFn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
have you met my son, Porta-Potty at Daytona?
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:24 PM (+z7Cg)
...he's got a no-hitter going into the bottom of the ninth
...one more strike and it's a 300 game
...I'll just pull out, you won't get pregnant
Posted by: Karma's Kalling at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)
>>They still claim to have 14% of their votes not counted.
Any election that isn't resolved within the same day of the election is ipso facto illegitimate.
This bullsh*t taking days, weeks and months to figure out who won is for the birds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (OTm0W)
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (geLO8)
There are proposals for adding a tax to EV charging stations so that drivers are paying when they fill up, similar in spirit to what is done with gas-powered cars. The problem with that is EV drivers mostly charge their vehicles at home. States would be capturing that tax only when drivers charge up at public charging stations.
“The additional fee at registration may be the easiest method of recouping some of the lost gas tax revenue,” explains Kelly Funkhouser, manager of vehicle technology at Consumer Reports.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Denver
Over there is Chicago. Also New York and Kalamazoo.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
And that little hellion in the corner (again) is Hell's Kitchen.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (JOtiF)
We got the name out of a baby name book like normal people. :-) Her middle name is the saint name.
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
My niece's middle name is Savannah, and that was due to the city. Savannah is at or near the top of our family's list of favorite vacation spots.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 03, 2022 10:37 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: EveR at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (MUpk6)
Maricopa is the largest county in AZ, and has more than its fair share of the gimmiedat class. And has crooked politicians. But Sheriff Joe Arpaio is cool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (+z7Cg)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
You may be thinking of Lizzo:
https://tinyurl.com/3ccbrsru
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: EveR at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: 496 at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (U1eOr)
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BQX3tMHwOvo
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 10:18 PM
Слава России!
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:39 PM (uabYK)
>No kid named Otis as in Otis Elevator?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
have you met my son, Porta-Potty at Daytona?
Posted by: DB
Sally Mudpuddle at Woodstock
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:39 PM (63Dwl)
The whole EV scam is simply evil.
The planet is being raped for the metals to make batteries for this crap.
This should be horrifying to 'Environmentalists'. But nope.
This is FAR worse than the perceived 'hair on fire' about the very much harmless, Co2.
Obviously this is not about the planet. It's only about power and money.
Nothing else.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:39 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (OTm0W)
^^^ This^^^
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2022 10:39 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:40 PM (4I/2K)
One of these things, is not like the other.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 10:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Guy Benson and the other NeverTrumpers were on twitter today wailing and moaning about how the Stoopid MAGA Republican voters didn't show any appreciation at all for the Great Noble Honest Courageous Meijer. Fuck off, Guy Benson.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:40 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 10:40 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: EveR
Yup, have a look at the % complete in each county in this link:
https://is.gd/GmT270
(Scroll down)
Maricopa isn't the worse; but, it has the largest population.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (MxUom)
They had me at no cancel culture, pic is just extra
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:40 PM (r46W7)
Be careful for what you wish for.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: Karma's Kalling at August 03, 2022 10:36 PM (BgMrQ)
Heh! When I ride it, which isn't often, I don't ride like an idiot. Keep all three wheels on the ground at all times.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (+z7Cg)
This bullsh*t taking days, weeks and months to figure out who won is for the birds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I don't remember this happening 50 years ago and technology has grown by leaps and bounds since then.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Chief Justice Fartclam at August 03, 2022 10:42 PM (Xrfse)
Cardboard boat race FTW. I made one in middle school (early 90s). My kids were on a swim team where that was an end of season activity. We would go through 8-10 rolls of duct tape. It has been a few years, but I still see a big box and think, "that would make a good boat"
Posted by: sassy at August 03, 2022 10:42 PM (xSICi)
It's too bad he's been out since 2016 and Penzone is Sheriff now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 10:42 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Our politicians weren't quite as corrupt 50 years ago!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lord Percy ** at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM (iSbhf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
You know, it's almost like the more complicated our technology gets, the more incomprehensible and chaotic all of our systems get. Naaah, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM (qH6FZ)
At DM, 4 dead and 1 severely burned when a charging e-bike's battery exploded and roasted the apartment. In NYC.
BMW just issued a recall of their EV model due to 'batteries catching fire' issue.
And so it goes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (JOtiF)
A name that "My Kid Will Make Into his/her/its Own" means "easy to pick out of a wall of text"
I suggest using the common children's name list from one of the Census reports from the 30's
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (+z7Cg)
Good plan!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Caesar's Palace landing at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 10:41 PM (V4q4k)
Being an editor is hard work man...
Posted by: zombie bennett cerf at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: sassy
Never heard of this before but it sounds like righteous family fun!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM
They were still rather corrupt...
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (uabYK)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (6cap8)
>>I don't remember this happening 50 years ago and technology has grown by leaps and bounds since then.
It's insane, your literally counting a finite, largely circumscribed set of things.
And it takes a month sometimes.
Voting and the methods by which we vote in this country is a sad joke.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (OTm0W)
Posted by: Theodore at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (GJnvT)
MAJOR announcement tomorrow morning from @GovRonDeSantis.
Prepare for the liberal media meltdown of the year
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I hope it's not that he's transitioning and his new pronouns are xhe /xer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (FVME7)
Former Trump Administration official John Gibbs emerged victorious in a tight race
How is one defeated soundly in a tight race?
Journalism sucks.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 10:42 PM (Bd6X
He was running for Mayor of Fountain Hills. Don't know how that turned out. I met him at the Phoenix gun show. shook hands, wished him well. He is a character.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (+z7Cg)
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (kOpft)
If we were to attack a relatively close country for a change, say Canada or Mexico, it would be easier to use conventional methods of taking and keeping space.
When your logistic tail crosses oceans, time is on the side of the "home team".
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Iris
Media people will call pretty much anyone with name recognition a superstar. Media people aren't the brightest individuals out there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Whoopsie! We don't keep those paper ballots secured. You'll just have to believe the number we show you on the screen.
Posted by: Corrupt Poll Worker at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (ftFVW)
*Deep breath*
And away we gooooo!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (uabYK)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Emmie at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Zettai
But nowhere as efficiently corrupt as our current scum!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (hOUT3)
Corruption aside, we have to be mindful that our "best" and our "brightest" are running this shit show.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (Xrfse)
Does that include standing up for your rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (Q8bDL)
How about 62 years ago? - Nixon
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:43 PM
They were still rather corrupt...
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (uabYK)
I don't think the politicians are any worse now than then - but the difference is that they used to have more of a fear of getting caught, becasuse 50 years ago there were still some vestiges of an independent press that would call them out when they got caught. Now, they all know that they are guaranteed cover by a totally compliant press, which in fact is in on the scam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (uabYK)
They were corrupt, but they were also competent. Enough so to offset the corruption. Today's pols are very inept so the sleaze is all right out there blowing in the wind.
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT)
MAJOR announcement tomorrow morning from @GovRonDeSantis.
Prepare for the liberal media meltdown of the year
==
what.could.it.be ???
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (V13WU)
The three-wheeled ATV is the finest implement of off-roading ever devised...
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (uabYK)
Get off my lawn...
Posted by: Willys Jeep at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (oHd/0)
-SMR wisdom
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (EZebt)
I hope it's not that he's transitioning and his new pronouns are xhe /xer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (FVME7)
I bet he's invading Cuba.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (xhaym)
*Deep breath*
And away we gooooo!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2022 10:45 PM (1Yy3c)
I wonder if this will be one where they shoot bubbles at each other out of their hoo-ha's.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Which is why I only do auto pay for insurance premiums. I wouldn't even do it for insurance, but I don't want to risk missing a car insurance payment.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Emmie at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (t62xj)
Is there an alcohol/liquer good in tea?
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (AwYPR)
"..this is Hampton..she's from Corsicana."
*runs serpentine!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (UewuT)
Just make damn sure the roads get plowed, and you can get away with murder...
Posted by: zombie William Dailey Sr. at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)
MAJOR announcement tomorrow morning from @GovRonDeSantis.
Prepare for the liberal media meltdown of the year
what.could.it.be ???
Posted by: runner
There are only two sexes?
We are in a recession?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (LsEU/)
It's always good fun to watch UK election returns when they're waiting to see which riding will be the first to report final results. Lots of young volunteers relay racing boxes of paper ballots to human counters, and BBC camera crews eagerly running alongside.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (bM7vb)
Let's just say he didn't do quite as well as his notoriety would lead one to expect.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 10:49 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (kOpft)
Mexican American War? Oh... wait... nope.
Posted by: Willys Jeep at August 03, 2022 10:49 PM (oHd/0)
MAJOR announcement tomorrow morning from @GovRonDeSantis.
Prepare for the liberal media meltdown of the year
==
what.could.it.be ???
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 10:47 PM (V13WU)
the kraken
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 10:49 PM (PRDNR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 10:49 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: zombie William Dailey Sr. at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)
Honest Graft?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: zombie bennett cerf at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (BgMrQ)
I always admired Bennett Cerf. Read one of his books decades ago. He seemed such a cultured person. Leftist though.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Nothing else.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:39 PM (6cap
Yes. And scamming people into giving up their rights, just like the fauxdemic.
Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (Q8bDL)
Thats when you dunk the little bastards. Tell 'em you are baptizing them. People will flee thinking you are a zealot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (NQIzH)
-
Dude, they don't know how much vote fraud they need until the numbers are crunched.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (FVME7)
We are in a recession?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (LsEU/)
official business something or other...what was in the works in Florida ?
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (+z7Cg)
I think Sheriff Joe is a thug. His treatment of prisoners has caused a few of them to fucking die from heatstroke. He sent out his top underlings to harass and arrest his opposition.
Not A Fan. ymmv
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (JOtiF)
Is Chapelle really black in any meaningful way at this point? He's pretty much only a minority until he needs to be rich and famous again. I'm tired of this rich-bitch celebrity's endless whinging about race. Him and the trannies deserve each other.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 10:38 PM (kOpft)
Mexican American War? Oh... wait... nope.
Posted by: Willys Jeep at August 03, 2022 10:49 PM (oHd/0)
Wow, thinking on it? The US Army has not actually conquered anything since the Revolutionary war. Every territory expansion was either paid for, or was a 'State' that succeeded BEFORE joining us (Texas and Calif).
Every other war? We ended up going home.
Posted by: Willys Jeep at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)
It's always good fun to watch UK election returns when they're waiting to see which riding will be the first to report final results. Lots of young volunteers relay racing boxes of paper ballots to human counters, and BBC camera crews eagerly running alongside.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2022 10:48 PM (bM7vb)
Jolly Ol' England is known for its steeplechase runs. Mmm National Velvet.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
Man, where the fuck have I been?
Posted by: Robert, watching questionable movies at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (1Yy3c)
MAJOR announcement tomorrow morning from @GovRonDeSantis.
Prepare for the liberal media meltdown of the year
-
Engagement to AOC?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (FVME7)
Does that include standing up for your rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (oHd/0)
The ATF agent thought he had rights.
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (V4q4k)
>I can think of three people in the immediate family who were hotdogging while driving or riding a 3-three wheeler, ran over a leg and ended up in a cast.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (KFhLj)
Its culture, not Race... and the Gay Culture, and the Black Culture... really do not mix well.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 10:52 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Weren't they all?
That whole gaggle of "panelists" for "What's My Line" and the like...
Though I really hope E.B. White wasn't!
Posted by: zombie William Dailey Sr. at August 03, 2022 10:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 10:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Very much so, but he published Ayn Rand. The only time he complained is when she proposed doing a hit piece on JFK and the Kennedy family. Right after the assassination.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent
He's married. Best she could get is side piece.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 10:53 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (V4q4k)
He was #wrong...
Small "m" moron!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 10:53 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (WHt4f)
Well, there you go. Do that on a pedal bike, or motorcycle, and you can bust some pieces off you, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:54 PM (+z7Cg)
Prepare for the liberal media meltdown of the year
==
what.could.it.be ???
He's nationalizing Disneyland for shits and giggles.
Or-world, whichever one is in Florida. And whatever the state version of nationalization is.
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 10:54 PM (kOpft)
Maybe he's going to announce he's become a woman and his pronouns are frick and frack.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:54 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
You channeling Joe Biden there Count?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)
One of the funniest bits they did on Carson was where they gave lined up audience members cards and asked each of them to write a line for a Romance Novel with characters who were named something like Hillary and Brett. You know what I mean, the "throbbing manhood", "heaving breast" stuff.
Then their writers put the lines together in a story.
Very funny.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 10:55 PM (K0jo2)
Chappelle is a HELL of lot more of an ally to us than that fucker Tim Scott is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:55 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 10:53 PM (r46W7)
He was looking kind of frail when I saw him in January, so I tend to agree.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 10:55 PM (+z7Cg)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 03, 2022 10:56 PM (19orm)
I have been under the impression that you live in CO.
I, too, enjoy sitting on my lovely porch. We've been lucky in these parts to be getting a really nice afternoon rain for a couple of weeks now.
It's nice to not worry so much about fires this year...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:56 PM (6cap8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACVWBnL9rMU
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 03, 2022 10:56 PM (wHazn)
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (PRDNR)
That whole gaggle of "panelists" for "What's My Line" and the like...
Though I really hope E.B. White wasn't!
Posted by: zombie William Dailey Sr. at August 03, 2022 10:52 PM (BgMrQ)
Maybe. Soft leftist anyway. Kitty was married to Moss Hart at one point, not sure about Bill Cullen or Peggy Cass. But, then they didn't spout political stuff on those shows. Guess they knew Rs buy shoes too.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (FVME7)
Now he uses those same tactics against them.
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 10:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (KAi1n)
No "cancel culture", but you can get five years in prison for calling the invasion of Ukraine a "war" and not a "special military operation". And anyone criticizing the government is officially declared to be a "foreign agent" (an old Soviet term).
Russia is returning to its roots.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
Thats what my parents did too!
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Every other war? We ended up going home.
Posted by: Willys Jeep at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)
I didn't have a serious answer in mind, but considering your response, I would suggest the civil war probably qualifies.
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 10:59 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (diceA)
The Best of The View.
Posted by: Flyover at August 03, 2022 10:31 PM (Rbu5d)
I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 10:59 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 10:59 PM (qH6FZ)
Is this something?
"Capitol Police raises questions with job listing to hire own federal prosecutors: 'Who signed off on this?'"
- via Fox News
https://is.gd/Capitols_Own_Prosecutor
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:59 PM (HSyDI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:00 PM (aWgmB)
I hope you are becoming a regular, and I hope you don't keep trying to access this site via a mobile device, do not risk your sanity that way!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Theodore at August 03, 2022 11:00 PM (GJnvT)
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)
I have yet to find Dildo in the Bible...
Oooooh, real meatspace name...sorry!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:00 PM (BgMrQ)
Yodeling along with the paper cutout mountain climber guy too!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (I2/tG)
yeah - Russia's troll video was funny, but they're still a totalitarian dictatorship. If I was forced to make a choice, I'd rather live under the Cartels in Mexico rather than Russia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
Thats what my parents did too!
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Really Nebuchadnezzar II?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (NQIzH)
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM
Did your Bible have the First Letter of Jaxon to Cynnamon?
Amateur.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (19orm)
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Used to golf w/a fellow we called "Shadrach"...don't know if it was his given name or not.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (AwYPR)
https://tinyurl.com/3ccbrsru
Posted by: She Hobbit
>This is cruel. Very cruel.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (WHt4f)
How dare you criticize Pixy's marvelous state of the art blog software!
He is a legend in his own mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (XIJ/X)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:00 PM (aWgmB)
Expand...illuminate if you please.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:02 PM (BgMrQ)
It's probably in the Apocrypha.
Posted by: PabloD at August 03, 2022 11:02 PM (KabLM)
I posted about it way up top but it went unnoticed
Yeah- Nancy and Chuck, who control the Capitol Police, are gonna set the Capitol Police up with their own team of prosecutors, answerable to- you guessed it- Nancy and Chuck
Posted by: DB at August 03, 2022 11:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:53 PM (xhaym)
Yeah, I read that his leftist friends were shocked and angry he did that. If I ever were to write anything worth publishing, I'd want it to be published by Random House.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 11:02 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: SFGoth
Wait, no, 1st person plural. See how hard this is?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:02 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Alternatively, Meijer's opponent, Gibbs, is black. maybe Benson and the nevertrumpers are just rayciss.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (4I/2K)
You channeling Joe Biden there Count?
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 10:55 PM (BgMrQ)
Maybe Andrew Mendoza. Horseman babies guy. Which is worse? It's the other one.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:03 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 11:00 PM
Mebbe I’ll hang out again. ;-)
The thing that drove me off here the first time is now driving me off Twitter.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 03, 2022 11:03 PM (19orm)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Mexico: Chimichangas
Russia: Borscht
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 11:03 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: havel
That is what I think happens... I didn't read up on it. I'm just going to keep checking until all of the counties reporting % is 100.
The next SoS (Hobbs the current cheater is running for Dem Gov) is Finchem who is all about vote integrity.
It's about time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 11:04 PM (MxUom)
Every other war? We ended up going home.
Posted by: Willys Jeep at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (oHd/0)
that was actually not a bad thing. Remember, we conquered all of Mexico once? And then after we conquered it, the guys in charge on the scene took a look around and said "oh HELL no, we're goin' home." Good Call.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:04 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: runner
What's he going to do when he gets double-crossed?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (DgWEj)
He is a legend in his own mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (19orm)
Rich Baris "The People's Pundit"
@Peoples_Pundit
43m
People should STOP watching @FoxNews (outside of
@TuckerCarlson).
What Laura Ingraham reportedly just said a few moments ago is incorrect. Maricopa ONLY.
I don't know if that was intentional or not, but it adds to their notorious coverage of Arizona.
(I'm gonna go out on a ledge and say it was intentional.)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (/NCI4)
How dare you criticize Pixy's marvelous state of the art blog software!
He is a legend in his own mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (XIJ/X)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (NQIzH)
Thats what my parents did too!
Only...was called "The Bible.
Um...pretty sure your name is not in the Bible
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 03, 2022 11:03 PM (19orm)
I left twitter way long time ago!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
I, too, enjoy sitting on my lovely porch. We've been lucky in these parts to be getting a really nice afternoon rain for a couple of weeks now.
It's nice to not worry so much about fires this year...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 10:56 PM (6cap
COMM, we finally listed our Colorado house for sale. We're getting more showings now that we lowered the price a bit. The location is excellent, but it's a fixer-upper.
I've been linking it in my nic on the off chance some Moron or friend of a Moron wants to live in a conservative part of Colorado.
Posted by: Emmie at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: Tom Servo
A real Hobson's Choice
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:06 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:06 PM (BWdYC)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 03, 2022 11:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Mexico: Chimichangas
Russia: Borscht
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 11:03 PM (FVME7)
Mexico: Tequilla
Russia:
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (aWgmB)
So apparently in Russia even the niche nerdy hobbies are subject to gangster capitalism.
Posted by: CppThis at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM
Cut me some slack, man. I mean…I’m a moron.
And not in the fun, cuddly, Ewok-like way.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (19orm)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:06 PM (BWdYC)
Thanks.
And it sounds lovely out there.
I'm sitting in a small Mom & Pop motel somewhere in No Where Land.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (NQIzH)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (VwHCD)
Before my retirement, I was a senior software engineer for a telecom company. Trust me, on VoIP systems (that is, voice-over-Internet, which is how all modern phones work) it is trivially easy to fake a caller ID. I've done it myself many times, in order to test my routing applications. Never depend on caller ID to verify that a call is legitimate! If anyone calls you and asks for passwords or other confidential information, hang up!
Posted by: Nemo at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Sandy at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (yImGr)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
I'll believe that when I meet an "Ethel", and not until then.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I didn't even try to hide what it was. Also, there are worse pictures, that was just the mildest of the bad stuff. And I like red.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (ftFVW)
We just read of an incident of an arrest for resisting without violence. How far down that road are we?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (K0jo2)
Well, judas was kind of a dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (VwHCD)
Please Don't Judas the Dildo.
-rejected Nazareth song title
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)
One of the most dispiriting things about the war is that both the Ukrainian and Russian governments are seeing this as a heaven-sent opportunity to crush internal dissent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Dr. Bone
I didn't even try to hide what it was. Also, there are worse pictures, that was just the mildest of the bad stuff. And I like red.
Posted by: She Hobbit
Are we to click She Hobbit, like ace, links at our own peril now?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (NQIzH)
Pissed off the wife?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (aWgmB)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (Q8bDL)
Thats when you dunk the little bastards. Tell 'em you are baptizing them. People will flee thinking you are a zealot.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:50 PM (NQIzH)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (xT18z)
Mexico, definitely.
I really have no preference. They both suck.
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Or do you mean a Morton's Fork?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
I used to have a few people's feeds book marked (it really does have the freshest info) but now they don't let you browse anymore. It's login or view a thread via a incoming link and that's it.
Not interested in making an account and acquiring an FBI file.
Posted by: havel at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (PRDNR)
That was a special case. Remember, we *kept* half of Mexico for our own. (OK, technically, we bought it, but the purchase was made while we had an army occupying Mexico City - which one could reasonably say was "under duress").
Posted by: Nemo at August 03, 2022 11:12 PM (S6ArX)
Heh! My Galaxy S7 has been my only portal into the ethereal mists of the interwebs for the last 6 years. My sanity is just fine thank you. The squirrels will vouch for me. I have made up some special words just for Pixie .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:12 PM (BWdYC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (r46W7)
I'd choose Russia as it is today.
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 11:13 PM (V4q4k)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (aWgmB)
I dated a young lass named Gertrude. She was fun...
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:13 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (BgMrQ)
there was a young lady at a place where I worked a long time ago. Her name was Esther. She had a great rack. She was also very nice. And no. No pics are available.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Count de Monet
I like the name Delilah. *shrugs*
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:13 PM (MGB5H)
Sundance over at CTH says Tom Cotton is possibly a fake conservative. I hope he's wrong, but apparently there was some summit in 2016 he attended that was all about stopping Trump.
Posted by: Emmie at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (t62xj)
Posted by: BruceWayne
Clickers beware!
I'll admit that I go to most links that pass through. Curiosity, cat, some assembly required.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (ftFVW)
George Floyd got 9 do-overs. The fact that he didn't spend enough time in jail to learn his lesson ultimately led to his death.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (NQIzH)
Pissed off the wife?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM (VwHCD)
Nope business travels.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (NQIzH)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at August 03, 2022 11:10 PM
https://nitter.moomoo.me/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (LwkM8)
I, too, am looking outside of CO for a new place to settle.
Fortunately my property is worth way more than I paid, so I'm thinking I'll still make out. I seriously hate thinking about leaving, but CO is so not what it used to be.
Very sad...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Archimedes
I may be misremembering, but I believe Frick and Frack were the nicknames of two "secretaries" who were on the campaign trail with St. John F. Kennedy. They were there to service him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (BgMrQ)
Had a grand aunt Ethel....had 13 kids...yeow!
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Or do you mean a Morton's Fork?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
The optimist in me would call it a Hobson's choice.
The pessimist, Morton's Fork.
I'd never heard of Morton's Fork before, thank you for that!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Read up on his connection to Famous Writer's School. Just another grifter. As you said, leftist as shit.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (LsEU/)
He is a legend in his own mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (XIJ/X)
Pixy's blog software is working just fine in my old Win7 machine using the Brave browser. I never see those icky ads that other folks here describe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:16 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:16 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:16 PM (BWdYC)
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (AwYPR)
I had spinster great aunt by that name. She scared the shit out of me...reminded me of the wicked witch of the west she did.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)
So does a cardboard box under an overpass by the bus terminal.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (/NCI4)
Still works great on my jelly bean iMac with built-in dial-up modem!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (NQIzH)
Too wordy and it doesn't flow lyrically. Try "Well, I'm standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona"
Posted by: Jackson Browne and Glenn Frey at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (89T5c)
He is a legend in his own mind!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 11:01 PM (XIJ/X)
Hot Air blogware is more to your linking ?????
Posted by: first time anonymous commenter at August 03, 2022 11:18 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: browndog
Elfaba, now there's a name...
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:18 PM (MGB5H)
But on the other side of the ledger, in day to day practice it's one of the most libertarian free market systems (on a day to day scale) that I've ever been in. And much of it is incredibly, exotically beautiful. You just have to always take care and have the sense to stay out of places where you could get murdered. Which is a lot of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:19 PM (r46W7)
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Really Nebuchadnezzar II?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------
You know, I don't think I've ever met a 'Jezebel'...by name.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2022 11:19 PM (l0mb7)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:19 PM (V13WU)
Russia: Paint Thinner Vodka
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (NQIzH)
Odorless paint thinner?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 11:19 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (AwYPR)
I had spinster great aunt by that name. She scared the shit out of me...reminded me of the wicked witch of the west she did.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)
My great Aunt Bess looked like Mrs. Kintner from Jaws so that always bothered me.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 11:19 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (K0jo2)
Well, when Tom Jones sings about her, indeed.
https://youtu.be/MIIU9xkGAMs
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (4I/2K)
Very sad...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:14 PM (6cap8
Yes, leaving Colorado is bittersweet for us as well. For one thing, it will be a longer drive to Morondezvous-es. But we have moved closer to a big chunk of sane family (and further from a small chunk of lefty family).
Posted by: Emmie at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (t62xj)
Jolly Ol' England is known for its steeplechase runs. Mmm National Velvet.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Elizabeth Taylor riding the Pie.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:18 PM (MGB5H)
Got a first cousin named "Zenobia"....really.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
I know (knew? could be closed) of an establishment called Jezebel's.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 11:21 PM (ftFVW)
It's really about 1:57 long. the rest is her arriving and her leaving and signing a note tag for a tree...
Reminds me of Mom...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:21 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Nemo at August 03, 2022 11:12 PM (S6ArX)
We were pretty smart back then - we took all the parts of Mexico that didn't have any Mexicans in it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Nemo at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (S6ArX)
Also, tell them to hang up, and call back in ten minutes after you have gone online to check your account. Odds are, they won't call back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (/NCI4)
Mexico, definitely.
> I really have no preference. They both suck.
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (/NCI4)
Ice hammers don't respect national borders.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
CBD strikes me as more of the Xerxes type.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (BWdYC)
Posted by: runner
Uh, any parallels to their northern neighbor?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (LsEU/)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:18 PM (MGB5H)
Got a first cousin named "Zenobia"....really.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (AwYPR)
2nd cousin, once removed is Sonobi?!?!
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)
I've yet to figure out how to block the "sponsored content" in the left sidebar -- not that I'd actually do that -- The Boss's revenue stream, and all that!
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (AZFdl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (HDkjT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable
He has a deep voice and travelling harem filled with half-human creatures?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (AwYPR)
Wasn't Zenobia that witch who could change into a bird in one of the Sinbad movies?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Bette Davis and Peter Fonda stared in "Jezebel".
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (qH6FZ)
I had an aunt (great aunt) Irma, a xth-cousin Esther, but no Edna. I do have an ancestor named Kunigunda...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 03, 2022 11:24 PM (3Or4S)
One of the few times I've felt like contacting corporate to let them know how good a property was. Second time, I called instead of emailed. Very interesting. Guy I talked to immediately said, "oh, yeah, that place is outstanding, we get positive customer feedback here constantly". I ventured that it must be management - and being in a small town environment helped. He agreed.
3rd or 4th time we stayed there, a women who had run the breakfast area, but had been out for maternity leave for a while, recognized and remembered us. At a busy chain hotel.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 11:25 PM (OTzUX)
She's a chip maker in Mexico?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (/NCI4)
Heh, I know where you got that name. The fun thing is that the writer created it because he wanted to make a name out of the initials LFB - L. Frank Baum.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:25 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)
Beats the heck out of Holiday Inn.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:16 PM (BWdYC)
I'm not sure about that.
I ended up buying a coffee maker
And thankfully work has provided me a Verizon Hot Spot.
Other than that, better than the place I stayed at a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (NQIzH)
KJV super amplified version ...
That seems more suited to The Message
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (kOpft)
Is Delilah still on AM radio late at night?
Can't recall the name of her show, never was a fan...
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (AZFdl)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:20 PM (AwYPR)
Wasn't Zenobia that witch who could change into a bird in one of the Sinbad movies?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (vuisn)
I dunno...her bro, Harry and sis's, Joyce, Suzy, Theresa, Debbie all got normal tags.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (AwYPR)
-
The other night Gutfield covered a woman who had been arrested over 100 times and always released without bond until this last time. She never stole anything major, her last bust she stole paper towels. She had the misfortune to assault an arresting officer and was not immediately cut loose. But that was two or three nights ago so she probably is out now.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 11:27 PM (FVME7)
For example:
Eduvigis (from Saint Hedwig). Boy OR girl name.
Saint was male or female? Child was opposite? No problem! Append an 'o' (e.g. Rito for Saint Rita) or an 'a' or maybe just append Jose or Maria (e.g. Maria Issac).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
They will win because they are five times the size of Ukraine, but not because of their competence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:25 PM (XIJ/X)
Just wondering what your sources are, since there is so much misinformation out there. It's hard to know.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 11:27 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: runner at August 03, 2022 11:24 PM (V13WU)
In 1992 while in Miami adjusting Hurricane Andrew claims Cuban immigrants often attempted to pay me cash for the adjustment of their claim.
I turned down the money but drank their coffee which was outstanding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:28 PM (NQIzH)
https://youtu.be/MIIU9xkGAMs
That was entertaining. Fun song. Strong voice!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:28 PM (K0jo2)
Mexico is a failed sate. few functioning cities, a number of semi-prosperous coastal areas that are dominated by tourists and run by cartels. that will viciously murder anyone. any time they please.
Posted by: runner
Uh, any parallels to their northern neighbor?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2022 11:22 PM (LsEU/)
california?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:28 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: BignJames
Is Zenobia jealous of all them cause her name is unique? I know when I was young I always hated having an extremely common name.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (MGB5H)
KJV super amplified version ...
That seems more suited to The Message
Posted by: Methos at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (kOpft)
You can, however, find incest and sodomy, all in the first 20 or so chapters of the first book. And hemorrhoids are in there too...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Can't recall the name of her show, never was a fan...
Posted by: Zettai
Ran across her on FM radio a few months back. Easy listening channel IIRC.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:15 PM (AwYPR)
I had spinster great aunt by that name. She scared the shit out of me...reminded me of the wicked witch of the west she did.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:17 PM (BgMrQ)
My great Aunt Bess looked like Mrs. Kintner from Jaws so that always bothered me.
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Hell, I had a couple of great aunts who were nuns. The old fashioned kind with floor length habits and those black witch shoes. The main memory of have of one of them is the time she was at our house and scolded me because my baby doll was nekkid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 11:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:30 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 11:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
On the bright side your digits were not injured by a wooden ruler. Or were they?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:31 PM (NQIzH)
lol!!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:31 PM (K0jo2)
Can't recall the name of her show, never was a fan...
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 11:26 PM (AZFdl)
Not sure, I haven't drove the through the night in years.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (qH6FZ)
I ended up buying a coffee maker
And thankfully work has provided me a Verizon Hot Spot.
Other than that, better than the place I stayed at a couple of weeks ago.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yea mom and pops can be hit and miss. Mrs Sock and I stayed at two for our impromptu anniversary road trip. One was awesome the other was sketchy. Still your supporting small business. Screw corporate America. I'll take my chances with the little guy.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (BWdYC)
I'm pretty sure some of the names require blue jean jumper level commitment.
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (MGB5H)
dunno...I never thought about it.
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Yes it was I was thinking Henry and for some reason typed peter. He wasn't even born yet. Do better Bruce!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Nemo
I don't answer the phone unless I recognize the name or number. I figure if it is something important like a doctor's office, they'll leave a voicemail.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 03, 2022 11:30 PM (FVME7)
I identify as Tonto Goldstein Johnson in meatspace.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:33 PM (r46W7)
I'd definitely go for Mexico led by Putin.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 03, 2022 11:33 PM (xxG/v)
Not long ago, WalMart or Costco (forget which) was the 1st or 2nd largest private employer. The maquiladora sector in some areas did more than provide "modern" employment in manufacturing, know personally of medical tech areas in which Mexican engineers and professionals also participate and advance.
A wonderful thing is to travel by boat the 800-mile length of Baja, stopping in small port towns. The old Mexico in most ways. Friendly, easygoing, quiet. Not tourist areas, just fishing towns.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 11:33 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:23 PM (BgMrQ)
Russian?
Funny way Russians have of naming kids. Don't they give their kids a "vitch" after their father's first name? So some man with the name, oh I don't know, maybe Sonoba would have a kid who's a Sonobavitch?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 11:34 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Somewhere the Palo's ears are burning .
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:34 PM (BWdYC)
I like to answer and tell them I know it's a scam and does their mother know they cheat people for a living.
Usually don't get to the second part, they like to hang up after "scam".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 11:34 PM (Bd6X8)
Except that all of Germany's coal plants will be firing up this winter.
Saving The Planet is apparently secondary to keeping your industry running and keeping your people from freezing.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 11:35 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
No voice mail is a distinct clue. And if there is voice mail but it is questionable then I block the number!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at August 03, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)
I turned down the money but drank their coffee which was outstanding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 11:28 PM (NQIzH)
One of my Canuck friends was down there working as an adjuster. Keith B----s. NOw sadly departed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:35 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2022 11:36 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nemo
I don't answer the phone unless I recognize the name or number. I figure if it is something important like a doctor's office, they'll leave a voicemail.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
I occasionally ask how the weather is in Karachi. Once, I was corrected; he was calling from Delhi...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:36 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2022 11:33 PM (r46W7)
I'd bet my cuz doesn't know any of that...I didn't...thanks!
Posted by: BignJames at August 03, 2022 11:37 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:37 PM (t3/qz)
Apparently the Europeans didn't take it seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=A7RD5ONjv8M
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 11:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:36 PM (K0jo2)
I hope you got pics. That is hilarious (now).
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:38 PM (4I/2K)
I like to answer and tell them I know it's a scam and does their mother know they cheat people for a living.
Usually don't get to the second part, they like to hang up after "scam".
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 11:34 PM (Bd6X
I learned they don't like being called Benchod. Means sister-f**ker in a few dialects over there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:33 PM (4I/2K)
Any relation to Chow Goldstein?
I knew a Tokyo Shapiro in Atlanta.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 03, 2022 11:38 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (t3/qz)
I certainly hope so!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (Ppby8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
No voice mail is a distinct clue. And if there is voice mail but it is questionable then I block the number!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ every book has been rewritten ~ at August 03, 2022 11:35 PM (hOUT3)
Oh, they rotate numbers faster than the Federation changes phasor frequencies battling the Borg.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
I can still feel and hear the noise of the 'clicker' the nuns used in my Catholic school...
*shudders*...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Nah. They were stoic, but not cruel. My family was German American. By today's standards, they would have been viewed as cold.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
I had a great aunt who was a nun. She was involved in getting her order to ease up on some of the habit rules.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2022 11:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:40 PM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Ungovernable at August 03, 2022 11:40 PM (BWdYC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:41 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:42 PM (9mu3P)
So Russian radio hosts will talk about "Vladimir Vladmirovich" when talking about Putin. A female gets the father's name but ending in "-na" instead of "-ovich". The "ov" is typically left out, so in Putin's case pronounced "Vladimirich".
I think Iceland still has a pure patronymic system, so brother/sister will have different "last names", though I think they've done something about that. Makes phone directories tricky.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 11:42 PM (OTzUX)
Teh Horde, an ever useful fount of knowledge.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 11:42 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:40 PM (t3/qz)
Volcanos work as a source of heat and thermal energy for running turbines (100% carbon free). And, they make a great place for a lair...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:43 PM (ynpvh)
My mom said they whacked her once for every visible correction on a typewritten assignment. Maybe kids these days should get a minor electric shock whenever autocorrect does its thing. Or maybe strong enough to make them drop their phones.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2022 11:43 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:44 PM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:05 PM (diceA)
++++
It's not really ending; NBC is just moving it from its free over-the-air network to its streaming service, Peacock.
It's what all the networks will be doing. If a show develops any kind of following, monetize it.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 03, 2022 11:44 PM (hVqGz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 03, 2022 11:39 PM (Ppby
Whoop!
Going over it Friday.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 03, 2022 11:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:43 PM (ynpvh)
Too bad the liquids and gases from volcanos are so damned corrosive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:45 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
I once walked across it on Labor Day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:45 PM (+lVUW)
Thanks, i thought it was something like that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 11:46 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:43 PM (ynpvh)
Too bad the liquids and gases from volcanos are so damned corrosive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:45 PM (9mu3P)
That has...other uses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 11:46 PM (OTzUX)
Not fully counted, so be on the watch for shenanigans.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:44 PM (K0jo2)
Welcome. We used to have singers who could, like, sing and enunciate and project and stuff. Now they all mumble like Boomhauer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (6cap8)
*shudders*...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Hah. When I was in first grade I was standing at the nun's desk, saw the clicker sitting there, and I clicked it. She was not happy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 11:46 PM (OTzUX)
From what I can tell, no winner officially yet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
No voice mail is a distinct clue. And if there is voice mail but it is questionable then I block the number!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
With VoIP number blocking doesn't do much. They'll just use a different number next time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 11:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 03, 2022 11:46 PM (OTzUX)
Last I heard, Maricopa County is still not "fully counted".
The Dems must be having problems manufacturing "Republican" votes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:48 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:44 PM (K0jo2)
Welcome. We used to have singers who could, like, sing and enunciate and project and stuff. Now they all mumble like Boomhauer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)
Hey, there's always Yoko.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 03, 2022 11:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 03, 2022 11:49 PM (Ppby8)
The Leftists are losing their minds over this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 11:50 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
There is a leak in an AC condensate drain. Had to stop counting.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:51 PM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 03, 2022 11:49 PM (Ppby
That trike up top would not be a fun ride over that bridge on a windy day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:52 PM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2022 11:52 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 03, 2022 11:53 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 03, 2022 11:50 PM (I2/tG)
weirdly, nuclear has a very tiny carbon footprint for the amount of energy it provides.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:54 PM (9mu3P)
Or is that a dory?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)
Dunno, is it lost?
Posted by: Nemo at August 03, 2022 11:54 PM (7bRMQ)
https://youtu.be/gj23lcxjA8U
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:54 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (aWgmB)
I see you've met my Aunts.
Posted by: Javems at August 03, 2022 11:55 PM (AmoqO)
>I'm always astounded when I see reports from Yellowstone Park about the tourists who decided jumping into a 300degF hotpot with a 5.9 pH would be therapeutic.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 03, 2022 11:55 PM (WHt4f)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:55 PM (K0jo2)
Conservatives pretend to be able to recruit Latinos to their cause with the degraded ideology of Jack Kemp but Latinos see David French call forced “drag queen” visits for schoolchildren “part of free life,” and want nothing to do with it. We are far better at recruiting Latinos, and as the example of Bolsonaro among many others shows, this new, energetic and popular form of the right is a Latino movement, and it is the future.
And looking at the recent numbers of hispanics it looks like what BAP was saying is right - get rid of the French tranny-fans and you can win over hispanics...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2022 11:55 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:51 PM (t3/qz)
And the dog ate their homework. And there was a solar flare. And a plague of toads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (9mu3P)
We got the name out of a baby name book like normal people. :-) Her middle name is the saint name.
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
***
Im just glad I wasn't born in Snoqualmie..
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (6cap8)
Hey, it's a once in a lifetime experience.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (Bd6X8)
The Houthi rebels in Yemen are Iran's terrorist proxies. I hope the Saudis roast them all over a spit.
The U.S. just Hellfired a terrorist. Good. Whatever the Saudis are doing to the gd Houthi rebels can't be much different from what the U.S. did to Zawahiri; Solomeini and al Baghdadi.
Some people just need killing. But at least the U.S. should stop calling the kettle black.
Posted by: mnw at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (NLIak)
The Leftists are losing their minds over this.
Well, the only thing worse then a cost-effective energy solution is a green house gas free cost-effective energy solution to the left so...makes sense.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2022 11:57 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 03, 2022 11:57 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:57 PM (K0jo2)
This is what I was listening to earlier.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2022 11:55 PM (K0jo2)
Very nice!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:57 PM (4I/2K)
Looking for consistency in American foreign policy is a fool's errand.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 03, 2022 11:58 PM (ESjRY)
There is a destination.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 03, 2022 11:58 PM (C1rbv)
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 11:58 PM (bYtp3)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 03, 2022 11:59 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)
Enunciate is when they pick a new Pope.
Posted by: Springsteen at August 03, 2022 11:59 PM (anj39)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 03, 2022 11:57 PM (KATBx)
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Hah. The Chevy Volt comes with a list of warnings that are more unnerving than the Happy Fun Ball.
Don't park in your garage
Don't park near other vehicles
Do not taunt Chevy Bolt
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2022 11:59 PM (XG2Fi)
Unlike some other unnamed studios.
Posted by: Brazzers at August 04, 2022 12:00 AM (xxG/v)
The conventional wisdom is that Lake is too far ahead to be overtaken now. The Wise Men on the political blogs (Red Racing Horses) consider Lake's win a done deal.
Posted by: mnw at August 04, 2022 12:00 AM (NLIak)
There is a destination.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 03, 2022 11:58 PM (C1rbv)
That's a fine name!
Posted by: Looking Glass at August 04, 2022 12:00 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 03, 2022 11:53 PM (XG2Fi)
Dorys are double-enders; pointy at both ends. This one appears to have a square or round stern. I am guessing it is a fiberglass hull modeled after a clinker-built wooden one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:01 AM (9mu3P)
Unlike some other unnamed studios.
Posted by: Brazzers at August 04, 2022 12:00 AM (xxG/v)
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And the entire budget is under two grand!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2022 12:01 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: KT at August 04, 2022 12:01 AM (rrtZS)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 04, 2022 12:01 AM (C1rbv)
And think of the profits from all the Bat-toys and attachments!
Posted by: Bob from accounting at August 04, 2022 12:02 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:01 AM
Turds are pointed at both ends... Are turds dories?
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:02 AM (bYtp3)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
A Runcible Spoom
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM (6cap8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:02 AM (bYtp3)
Depends on how hunky they are.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM (7bRMQ)
The conventional wisdom is that Lake is too far ahead to be overtaken now. The Wise Men on the political blogs (Red Racing Horses) consider Lake's win a done deal.
Posted by: mnw at August 04, 2022 12:00 AM (NLIak)
***********
Turn those machines back on!
Turn those machines back on!!!
Posted by: Marc Eilias, Duke and Duke Commodities Brokers at August 04, 2022 12:04 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:02 AM (bYtp3)
Only whale turds, if they've got sailors in them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:05 AM (9mu3P)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 12:05 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:05 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:02 AM (bYtp3)
I don't have turds. I have squirts.
Posted by: Joe COVID at August 04, 2022 12:05 AM (AMIL/)
Thanks!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM
You may call me Zed...
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:06 AM (bYtp3)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:05 AM (V4q4k)
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Still doing lap dances for $20?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2022 12:06 AM (XG2Fi)
However, I generally know how many times Ukrainian forces have shelled or rocketed places in Donetsk, on a daily basis. Following Russian "news" for language practice, dark amusement, and some info.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 12:07 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:07 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)
Buttzville NJ?
Posted by: Springsteen at August 04, 2022 12:07 AM (anj39)
It's time to say goodnight to my beloved Horde!
Goodnight! Be strong and courageous!
Posted by: Emmie at August 04, 2022 12:08 AM (t62xj)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
. . . Salty
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:08 AM (xhaym)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
A Runcible Spoom
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:03 AM (xhaym)
***********
It's the Slap Chop where I'm from.
Posted by: Vince Offer at August 04, 2022 12:08 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:08 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: KT at August 04, 2022 12:01 AM (rrtZS)
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I dreamed they turned into butterflies
Above our nation
Posted by: Stephen Stills at August 04, 2022 12:09 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:09 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 12:09 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:10 AM (4I/2K)
F-35s are *much* louder than F-18s. As Miramar's Marine squadrons are transitioning to 35s, the volume delta has been noticeable.
And that reminds me, the squadron XO who was coming to shooting matches hasn't been at any lately. He has always been a source of interesting inside perspective (lately he has had nothing good to say). Assuming he's XO, based on his prior history known from his presence at shootin' matches a few years back. Don't think he's the skipper.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2022 12:11 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:10 AM (4I/2K)
And my daughter, 747 Washroom.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:12 AM (9mu3P)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:12 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:14 AM (K0jo2)
https://tinyurl.com/msvkjcx7
We are all violent extremists. Hoisting the black flag is one of the signs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 12:15 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Gref at August 04, 2022 12:15 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2022 12:06 AM (XG2Fi)
You would think but Bill Lear actually named his daughter Shanda .
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:15 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:10 AM (4I/2K)
And my daughter, 747 Washroom.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:12 AM (9mu3P)
Back Seat. Chevy for short.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2022 12:16 AM (anj39)
I was writing a letter to my mom and thought of that song, so I included some of the lyrics, then told her I love her.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:16 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 12:16 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:17 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2022 12:19 AM (63Dwl)
Accusing sovereign nation states of murdering people they hate & fear, which most nation states do on occasion, is like passing out speeding tickets at the proverbial Indianapolis 500.
As Sting sang in "Murder By Numbers," "Murder is the sport of the elected," ... (and the unelected, too.)
Posted by: mnw at August 04, 2022 12:20 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
There is a leak in an AC condensate drain. Had to stop counting.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 03, 2022 11:51 PM (t3/qz)
Did Stacy Abrams sit on it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2022 12:19 AM (63Dwl)
A wrestling submission hold?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:22 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2022 12:19 AM (63Dwl)
I'd steak my reputation on it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 04, 2022 12:22 AM (7bRMQ)
Hunter will be tried for FARA violations, get a slap on the wrist, and the rest becomes "He was tried and punished for stuff on the laptop. Time to move on"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 12:22 AM (t3/qz)
We got the name out of a baby name book like normal people. :-) Her middle name is the saint name.
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
***
Im just glad I wasn't born in Snoqualmie..
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39)
or Hooker, Oklahoma
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Yet, I have to say, I have many dear 'virtual' friends and family here.
You guys are great!
Bless you all, fine Horde, and good night.
(See ya Saturday MisHum)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 04, 2022 12:23 AM (6cap8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 04, 2022 12:23 AM (diceA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 04, 2022 12:23 AM (diceA)
We got the name out of a baby name book like normal people. :-) Her middle name is the saint name.
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
***
Im just glad I wasn't born in Snoqualmie..
Posted by: Diogenes at August 03, 2022 11:56 PM (anj39)
I also know someone who named their daughter Sierra Blaze...after the fires we had here some years back...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:24 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:26 AM (V4q4k)
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 04, 2022 12:05 AM (V4q4k)
Knew a guy with the last name Walker. His wife was pregnant, having a son. Someone suggested Luke Sky had a nice ring...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:07 AM (4I/2K)
That's a lot to live up to...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:10 AM (4I/2K)
And my daughter, 747 Washroom.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:12 AM (9mu3P)
Bus 219?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:28 AM (ynpvh)
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He will invade, conquer, & liberate Cuba in order to gain some foreign policy cred! Then fly all their criminals to Obama's seaside mansion in Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 12:28 AM (TZivQ)
This is outrageous.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2022 12:29 AM (/U72F)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 12:16 AM (t3/qz)
Are you a native American?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Kid should be glad the parents didn't spring for Boones Farm or MD2020
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:30 AM (xhaym)
I wouldn't bet on it
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:24 AM (K0jo2)
Hunter could be indicted for things that would send a normal person to prison for several lifetimes, but again, crickets...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:31 AM (K0jo2)
Maricopa County, AZ election officials having promised results tonight are now saying the primary results will be released Thursday night...
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:31 AM (oozpz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Kid should be glad the parents didn't spring for Boones Farm or MD2020
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:30 AM (xhaym)
have you met my daughter, Everclear?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2022 12:32 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:32 AM (K0jo2)
https://mol.im/a/11077237
Posted by: Ciampino - if illegal alien then needs shot at August 04, 2022 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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That's already been adjudicated. (Or, 'That's not to be discussed'}
Posted by: Hillary at August 04, 2022 12:34 AM (LPX/3)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2022 12:32 AM (tkOps)
To be fair, Moon Unit and Motorhead probably weren't so hot either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 04, 2022 12:23 AM (diceA)
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As of the most recent update (two hours ago), with 97% reporting -- which has been ALL DAY LONG:
Lake: 303,860 (46.25%)
RINO: 294,843 (44.42%)
https://results.arizona.vote/#/featured/32/0
/Given how they've stolen Senate seats in the past, I'm going to assume the worst here WRT Maricopa County (and hope I'm wrong)
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 12:36 AM (TZivQ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Kid should be glad the parents didn't spring for Boones Farm or MD2020
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:30 AM (xhaym)
TJ Swan
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:36 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:39 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Kid should be glad the parents didn't spring for Boones Farm or MD2020
Posted by: Kindltot at August 04, 2022 12:30 AM (xhaym)
TJ Swan
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:36 AM (4I/2K)
My son's name is Trojan, after the condom that broke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:31 AM (oozpz)
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They're awaiting the arrival of a sealed Cosco container from south of the border with 100,000 live ballots and 100 dead illegals.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 12:39 AM (TZivQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - some of those are better than the made up Black names at August 04, 2022 12:40 AM (qfLjt)
Flame on! Flame out! Flame on! flame out!
It makes me sad, mad.
Obvious that there are bad shenanigans going on that I can do nothing about.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:40 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)
Yes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:41 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:41 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:41 AM (Wr8cy)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 12:31 AM (oozpz)
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They're awaiting the arrival of a sealed Cosco container from south of the border with 100,000 live ballots and 100 dead illegals.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at August 04, 2022 12:39 AM (TZivQ)
Their shipment of extra votes via UPS were confused for boxes with ammo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:41 AM (ynpvh)
And it now occurs to me that his daughter is now around 27 years old.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (RFKzk)
https://mol.im/a/11077237
Posted by: Ciampino - if illegal alien then needs shot at August 04, 2022 12:34 AM (qfLjt)
"Jose Paulino Pascual-Reyes, 37, was arrested on Tuesday for kidnapping, capital murder, and abuse of a corpse after a 12-year-old girl was found on the road"
We must create a faster path to citizenship for our immigrant friends.
Posted by: Hardcore Republican, Riding the Red Wave at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (Jcrxx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 12:40 AM (VwHCD)
Drink a gallon of MD 20/20, and you can really stain the doors. And much, much more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2022 12:43 AM (Wr8cy)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2022 12:44 AM (4I/2K)
100% in this neighborhood, she was melanin challenged. 100%
Posted by: My Bologna Has A First Name at August 04, 2022 12:45 AM (xr64Z)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2022 12:45 AM (Jcrxx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:45 AM (K0jo2)
Bers, I think you know which direction I would be heading in.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 12:46 AM (a4EWo)
Bers, I think you know which direction I would be heading in.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 12:46 AM (a4EWo)
Do NOT embrace the power of AND...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2022 12:47 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:48 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 12:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Tim Carlson at August 04, 2022 12:49 AM (EciLh)
Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2022 12:47 AM (3/XaG)
God help you if a truck carrying Fluorescent bulbs and tubes were to get into a massive accident...Mercury can be a bitch (and not in the tranny way)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:50 AM (ynpvh)
Good guess. But one plane early today sounded REALLY big. Revved up on the ground before takeoff. Don't know where it went. There seems to be two-way traffic with the fighters.
Posted by: KT at August 04, 2022 12:50 AM (rrtZS)
Amazing how, after all these years of experience, it has suddenly become very difficult and time consuming to count votes with any speed, at least when a candidate not beloved by the establishment is running.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2022 12:50 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 12:51 AM (VwHCD)
Amazing how, after all these years of experience, it has suddenly become very difficult and time consuming to count votes with any speed, at least when a candidate not beloved by the establishment is running.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 04, 2022 12:50 AM (3/XaG)
Well, it takes some time to cheat by just the right amount.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
Really? Are there other examples that I haven't heard of?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)
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Not as bad as our Navy: ships on fire, collisions, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - anchors aweigh? at August 04, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:54 AM (K0jo2)
Really? Are there other examples that I haven't heard of?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 03, 2022 10:11 PM (Mzdiz)
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Not as bad as our Navy: ships on fire, collisions, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - anchors aweigh? at August 04, 2022 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
But at least the incidents were FABULOUS!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:54 AM (ynpvh)
Crotchless specifically here big boy. Wanna see? Hunter never says no...
Posted by: Jill Biden at August 03, 2022 11:39 AM (ESjRY)
So like, when you open your legs is it like the creepy mummy movies where they crack open a tomb and you get the wind and dust and spooky music?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 03, 2022 11:42 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 12:54 AM (VwHCD)
Pity, it's not, still. That 40 y/o female would've simply disappeared, without a trace.
One of the hallmarks of NYC a generation or two back, was neighborhoods that did NOT put up with shit such as this.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2022 12:55 AM (tkOps)
I laugh, yet I feel sympathy.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:56 AM (K0jo2)
I laugh, yet I feel sympathy.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 12:56 AM (K0jo2)
It coulda been the sound of a 1000 Yokos screaming...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:57 AM (ynpvh)
I'm not sure you would still be sane if this is actually true.
Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 12:57 AM (foa6+)
I'm not sure you would still be sane if this is actually true.
Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 12:57 AM (foa6+)
How do you know he is?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 12:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 12:59 AM (foa6+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:04 PM (diceA)
Instead of bull's nards...sure.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
I'm not sure you would still be sane if this is actually true.
We would expect the story to be told raimondo style.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (bW8dp)
Well, he's smart enough to comment here :-)
Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 12:59 AM (foa6+)
Smart and insane are not mutually exclusive...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
I'm not sure you would still be sane if this is actually true.
We would expect the story to be told raimondo style.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (K0jo2)
Maybe that explains Raimondo...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:01 AM (ynpvh)
Blue Balls, Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (bW8dp)
South Dildo. Don't know if there's a North Dildo, but south makes more sense...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 04, 2022 01:02 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
+1
Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at August 04, 2022 01:02 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: BLACK LASSIE at August 04, 2022 01:03 AM (z9V4B)
Ha ha....Who....What?
Posted by: BLACK LASSIE at August 04, 2022 01:03 AM (z9V4B)
Where's the full Lovato?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:05 AM (ynpvh)
The day after the days of our lives.
Posted by: davidt at August 03, 2022 10:15 PM (oTZbj)
"The Days of our After-Lives"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
idiots with EVs sounds like a fantastic name for a music group...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 01:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 01:18 AM (a4EWo)
At least no piranhas
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:32 PM (Q8bDL)
***SNORT***
No kid named Otis as in Otis Elevator?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (NQIzH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:21 AM (ynpvh)
***looks around. Sips diet coke nervously**
I had not considered that....
Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2022 01:22 AM (foa6+)
Well, my first canning run seems to be doing fine. Jars seemed to be well sealed. That was fun, but a hell of a lot of work. I've got 9 quarts of green beans processed, now. Can easily do another tomorrow.
My mother has a shit-ton of Ball jars, and we got some for this run, cleaned and sterilized. When fishing around in one of her closets, we found a full jar. Something dark brown inside. I figured opening that up would be worst smelling stuff I've ever experienced.
It was still sealed, or the lid was just stuck, and I opened it up. Still smelled like tomatoes! Smell wasn't bad as all.
My mother swears that 1973 was the last year she canned anything. So, 49 years at least.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)
The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each child their name. When he got to the farmer’s son the boy replied "Wagonwheel".
The teacher said "I need your REAL name, son." The boy replied, "It’s Wagonwheel, sir…Really". The teacher, in a huff, said "Alright young man march yourself right down to the principal’s office THIS minute!!!!"
The boy got out of his chair, turned to his sister and said, "Come on Chickenshit, he ain’t gonna believe you neither!"
Posted by: Ciampino - a very old one at August 04, 2022 01:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 04, 2022 01:23 AM (KATBx)
Oh, a new gasket for that Mirro canner is supposed to arrive tomorrow, but damned if the old one isn't sealing well, now, after I fiddled around with it. I'll use the old one until it won't work any more. Get all the good out of it, like Daddy taught me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:24 AM (Mzdiz)
It was still sealed, or the lid was just stuck, and I opened it up. Still smelled like tomatoes! Smell wasn't bad as all.
My mother swears that 1973 was the last year she canned anything. So, 49 years at least.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:22 AM (Mzdiz)
I have some blackberry jam I made a decade ago. Tastes mostly okay, losts a good deal of the fine flavors it had the first year or two.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:25 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 01:18 AM (a4EWo)
At least no piranhas
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:19 AM (ynpvh)
And if it was a choice of either gay or that I would tie a board to my ass and dive in head first and take one for the known universe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 01:25 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 03, 2022 10:21 PM (63Dwl)
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Well done with that earworm. Now it will be around till tomorrow.
Posted by: Ciampino - Styx ain't just a river at August 04, 2022 01:26 AM (qfLjt)
My mother swears that 1973 was the last year she canned anything. So, 49 years at least.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:22 AM
Probably still technically edible...
Probably...
Technically...
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:26 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:27 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:27 AM (AP6Ks)
having to pee does that too. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 01:28 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:27 AM (AP6Ks)
having to pee does that too. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2022 01:28 AM (VwHCD)
One of life's ironies...losing kidney function, but still having to get up several times at night to pee.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
Ha ha....Who....What?
Posted by: BLACK LASSIE at August 04, 2022 01:03 AM (z9V4B)
Where's the full Lovato?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:05 AM (ynpvh)
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She went on a diet and this is what's left. Not pretty.
Posted by: Ciampino - Styx ain't just a river in Hades at August 04, 2022 01:30 AM (qfLjt)
A name that "My Kid Will Make Into his/her/its Own" means "easy to pick out of a wall of text"
I suggest using the common children's name list from one of the Census reports from the 30's
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2022 10:44 PM (xhaym)
Had a relative named Agnes. When I think about that name, I think about a engineering contractor I worked with, that, when something would go wrong, he'd say, "F**k me Agnes!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:31 AM (ynpvh)
I would not have been the test subject for trying to eat even a bite. Wouldn't have done a test taste, even.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
I would not have been the test subject for trying to eat even a bite. Wouldn't have done a test taste, even.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:32 AM (Mzdiz)
Oh, where's you sense of adventure?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:32 AM (ynpvh)
Can't be any worse than that 100-year-old wine and likker for which many pay obscene amounts of money...
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:36 AM (oeEzp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 03, 2022 10:04 PM (diceA)
Don't touch'em. They're actually truck nuts...
Posted by: the last to post at August 04, 2022 01:36 AM (G5nml)
Can't be any worse than that 100-year-old wine and likker for which many pay obscene amounts of money...
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:36 AM (oeEzp)
The vinegary ones can still be used for cooking...one guy, when he found his old wine was in that state did just that, and boasted to his guests that the dish they were eating was made with xxx-year-old wine.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:37 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:38 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:38 AM (oeEzp)
Does that include standing up for your rights?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (oHd/0)
The ATF agent thought he had rights.
Posted by: roc Ingersol at August 03, 2022 10:51 PM (V4q4k)
the right to remain silent
the right to an attorney
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:40 AM (oeEzp)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:38 AM (oeEzp)
Keeping it down is anothe matter
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:40 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:38 AM (AP6Ks)
the other night my wife got a alert on her phone...it was only a test...at 3 f'n o'clock in the morning. Was followed by THREE more tests while I was waiting until 4 f'n o'clock in the morning to give the cell phone company an earful...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:41 AM (ynpvh)
And it now occurs to me that his daughter is now around 27 years old.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (RFKzk)
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My late wife had her appendix taken out by a surgeon whose last name was pronounced like SIX but spelt Sexe. He was actually a very handsome guy and I imagine at med school he had the pick of the nurses.
Posted by: Ciampino - what's in a name? at August 04, 2022 01:42 AM (qfLjt)
And it now occurs to me that his daughter is now around 27 years old.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (RFKzk)
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My late wife had her appendix taken out by a surgeon whose last name was pronounced like SIX but spelt Sexe. He was actually a very handsome guy and I imagine at med school he had the pick of the nurses.
Posted by: Ciampino - what's in a name? at August 04, 2022 01:42 AM (qfLjt)
Mexican baptismal registries...se Segundo pop up occasionally, and an Sexto/Sixto as well...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (ynpvh)
Seems like a gyp.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (aWgmB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 04, 2022 12:42 AM (RFKzk)
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Would that be Furst ?
Posted by: Ciampino - What's in a name? at August 04, 2022 01:45 AM (qfLjt)
Seems like a gyp.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (LOVUx)
You could always go back to sleep and be like the old man in the joke that pees at 6 but doesn't wake up until 8...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 01:44 AM (a4EWo)
There was a Dentist in San Diego named Barber...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Iris at August 03, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
Thats what my parents did too!
Only...was called "The Bible."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 03, 2022 10:58 PM (XIJ/X)
Idbad
Madmanna
Dorcas
....
the list goes on
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:48 AM (ynpvh)
My mother swears that 1973 was the last year she canned anything. So, 49 years at least.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 04, 2022 01:22 AM
This is about me, innit?
Posted by: Slow Joe, PEDOTUS at August 04, 2022 01:48 AM (iJ29m)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:46 AM
This is about me, yes?
Posted by: Slow Joe, PEDOTUS at August 04, 2022 01:49 AM (iJ29m)
Posted by: Slow Joe, PEDOTUS at August 04, 2022 01:51 AM (iJ29m)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:52 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 03, 2022 11:05 PM (DgWEj)
"If you had as much money as your Social Security number, how much money would you have in your bank account?"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:52 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:46 AM
This is about me, yes?
Posted by: Slow Joe, PEDOTUS at August 04, 2022 01:49 AM (iJ29m)
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No Joe, you pee at 6AM, shit at 7AM and get up at 8AM.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sourpuss Jill at August 04, 2022 01:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:52 AM (AP6Ks)
Turns out mine is in the top 10
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:53 AM (ynpvh)
Punk fucks around with 80-year-old man, finds out.
https://tinyurl.com/3u9kxpwr
It is a thing of beauty, especially the part where the punk runs away screeching like a little bitch.
Posted by: Hypothetical response at August 04, 2022 01:54 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 04, 2022 01:54 AM (bW8dp)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:52 AM
I get 'Lisa', but I don't think that's right...
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 01:56 AM (iJ29m)
Before my retirement, I was a senior software engineer for a telecom company. Trust me, on VoIP systems (that is, voice-over-Internet, which is how all modern phones work) it is trivially easy to fake a caller ID. I've done it myself many times, in order to test my routing applications. Never depend on caller ID to verify that a call is legitimate! If anyone calls you and asks for passwords or other confidential information, hang up!
Posted by: Nemo at August 03, 2022 11:08 PM (S6ArX)
Once got a spoofed call...caller ID said it was from the very phone I was answering from...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:57 AM (AP6Ks)
And how, sir, did that size 11 boot find its way into his rectum?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 03, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Multiple Genius Award Winners over the years have fallen and had an object land up their rectum. I suspect that is what happened here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:22 PM (NQIzH)
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Correct. I even remember a 20mm anti-aircraft shell finding its way there (UK I believe).
Posted by: Ciampino - did the bomb squad wash it before detonation? at August 04, 2022 01:57 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:58 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 03, 2022 11:07 PM (x8Wzq)
I'll believe that when I meet an "Ethel", and not until then.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 03, 2022 11:09 PM (BgMrQ)
And her twin brother, Edsel.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 01:58 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:58 AM
The poor dear...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM (iJ29m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH
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Lucky he didn't get his lungs blown out!
Posted by: Slow Joe at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM (FocqQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:00 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard
Or do you mean a Morton's Fork?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 03, 2022 11:11 PM (KAi1n)
Oh, don't be a Burdian's ass about it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Better to wake up having to pee than no longer having to pee....
Posted by: SFGoth at August 04, 2022 02:00 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:01 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:58 AM
The poor dear...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM (iJ29m)
And here he was about to go to college and be a pitcher. Now he's going to jail and will end up a catcher...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:01 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2022 02:02 AM (FocqQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM
Hmmmm... I thought I'd caught your name once somehow -- I won't say what I thought it was...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 04, 2022 02:02 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2022 02:02 AM (FocqQ)
I refused to name any of my kids after me. So I have more sons than any other of my siblings, but the only ones that aren't juniors.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Michelle Fields
____
Your name is a bit disarming.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:03 AM (AP6Ks)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 02:04 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 01:59 AM
Hmmmm... I thought I'd caught your name once somehow -- I won't say what I thought it was...
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 04, 2022 02:02 AM (2+9Cs)
Sorry about your pitching career, Michelle...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:05 AM (AP6Ks)
FAFO.
Especially with an old man with a shotgun.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:05 AM (AP6Ks)
There are life lessons and life-and-death lessons...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 02:07 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: Robert, watching questionable movies at August 04, 2022 02:08 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:08 AM (ynpvh)
It sucked.
Posted by: Robert, watching questionable movies at August 04, 2022 02:08 AM (1Yy3c)
No scissoring?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 02:09 AM (t3/qz)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 02:10 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 02:09 AM (t3/qz)
sounds like a painful process. I never use my debit card for purchases for that very reason. Better to have my credit card stolen and be able to report it and have those fake purchases removed.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:14 AM (ynpvh)
Jr. Walker & The All Stars - Shotgun (1965)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI7CtxlisCk
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:17 AM (Cv0a2)
Posted by: Zettai at August 04, 2022 02:07 AM (2+9Cs)
She looks better than those pics, trust me. Trust the TxMoMeet Horde.
SMH cuts a wide swath in those acres, capiche? And lookin' good in the doin'. And in the tuneage.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2022 02:24 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2022 02:09 AM (t3/qz)
Sorry to hear that, man.
Something similar happened to me just last week. Some jack off used my card to buy something in the amount of $887.03 from Apple. Got that text and closed the card immediately.
I think I lucked out, though, cause the transaction never posted to my account. Spent two days as a "pending" transaction, mocking me the whole time, before clearing off. I took this to mean that someone at Apple decided that that purchase stunk to high heaven and canceled it on their end.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:25 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: MAxIE at August 04, 2022 02:26 AM (twxj3)
People's Park in Berkeley in back in (their) news. UC given go ahead to build student housing there. Trees were cut down before work crews and cops cut and ran.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 04, 2022 02:28 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022 02:08 AM (ynpvh)
Heh! No, not that kind of movie. It's a goody sci-if dystopian...thing...without any coherent plot or character development.
But it looked *really nice* in hi-def.
So stupid but pretty.
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:30 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:32 AM (Cv0a2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 02:32 AM (dNqv+)
But first a prayer.
*Puts hands together and assumes the power of the divine*
May all shitty credit card skimmers and scammers suffer painful rectal itches and oozing genital warts.
Amen. And Awomen!
Stay free. Keep the faith.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2022 02:34 AM (1Yy3c)
You don't think ex-ex is gonna contradict me, do ya?
LMAO!
(and yeah, she's indeed that very much the gorgeous 'ette. Not bad for an old broad of 29, I tellya!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 04, 2022 02:34 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 04, 2022 02:36 AM (Cv0a2)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 02:38 AM (k8B25)
on his show, such as Ann Margret..or...*blink blink* distracted there, sorry.
Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2022 10:30 PM (tkOps)
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My favorite lady on Carson was Teresa Ganzel.
https://tinyurl.com/anysyusm
Posted by: Ciampino - did the bomb squad wash it before detonation?wonderful clavage plane on those crystals at August 04, 2022 02:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: cfo mom at August 03, 2022 10:32 PM (Q8bDL)
***SNORT***
No kid named Otis as in Otis Elevator?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 03, 2022 10:33 PM (NQIzH)
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Do we know why Otis Redding?
Posted by: Ciampino - names and such at August 04, 2022 02:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:06 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 04, 2022 03:12 AM (KFhLj)
The three-wheeled ATV is the finest implement of off-roading ever devised...
Posted by: Zettai at August 03, 2022 10:46 PM (uabYK)
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How foolish of me, I thought that's what people bought SUVs for.
Posted by: Ciampino - all those sporty housewives at August 04, 2022 03:13 AM (qfLjt)
(Sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 04, 2022 03:23 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:23 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 03, 2022 11:47 PM (4I/2K)
Enunciate is when they pick a new Pope.
Posted by: Springsteen at August 03, 2022 11:59 PM (anj39)
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Jeff Foxworthy had a skit where he mentioned a Nascar driver who enunciated. I can't remember who though.
Posted by: Ciampino - Blue Collar Tour for giggles and sh..t at August 04, 2022 03:25 AM (qfLjt)
Jeff Foxworthy had a skit where he mentioned a Nascar driver who enunciated. I can't remember who though.
Posted by: Ciampino - Blue Collar Tour for giggles and sh..t at August 04, 2022 03:25 AM (qfLjt)
It was that young dude who won a lot of races. Kind of looked like Ben Shapiro... hell, I never watched nascar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 04, 2022 03:27 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 04, 2022 03:28 AM (sAmhv)
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Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:36 AM (k8B25)
https://tinyurl.com/5nhjeku6
This is Too funny
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:43 AM (k8B25)
Did Kari Lake win her primary? And does anybody besides me think she looks a little like Vera Miles?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 04, 2022 03:44 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 03:49 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2022
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Too much salt, I'd guess?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 04, 2022 03:53 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Pete at August 04, 2022 03:57 AM (6Cxeh)
See you out there on the road
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2022 04:07 AM (k8B25)
I used to like Search for Tomorrow in the mid-'80s, just before it vanished. It was at that point the oldest of the TV soaps with at least 2 actors who'd been on the show since the '50s. I liked it for the pretty women, that not all of the characters were young and glossy, and that it aired not long before I had to leave for work, so it made a pleasant half-hour's diversion. Kevin Conroy, the voice of Batman in the animated series and in other things since, was a featured character on it back then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 04, 2022 04:12 AM (c6xtn)
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Here's what I've been doing... www.salarycash1.com
Posted by: Sarah at August 04, 2022 10:39 AM (hQFBj)
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