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Monday Overnight Open Thread (8/1/22)
Quote I "In our days, a bishop is being arrested and interrogated as if he was a foreign agent, while Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh is received with full honor."Lebanese political analyst Joseph Abu Fadel
Quote II "We stand by Serbs living in Kosovo. We believe that [the demands of Kosovo's authorities] are absolutely unfounded,"Kremlin's spokesman Dmitry Peskov
Quote III “I am proud to announce that the Sports Betting Conference Committee has reached an agreement on legislation that will legalize wagering on professional and collegiate sports in Massachusetts, bringing the immense economic benefits of a legal sports betting industry to MA,” Massachusetts Speaker of The HouseRon Mariano
Translation = I made out like a bandit.
Quote IV "This fine is twice the cost of an airfare to Bali, but I have no sympathy for people who choose to disobey Australia's strict biosecurity measures, and recent detections show you will be caught." Australia's Murray Watt, minister for agriculture, fisheries and forestry
Biosecurity? Lighten up Francis
He was against taking out Bin Laden, why should I believe he wanted Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al Zawahri taken out?
President Biden announced Monday that the U.S. government killed the leader of al Qaeda, Ayman Al Zawahiri in a "successful" counterterrorism operation in Afghanistan that removes the terrorist from the battlefield "once and for all," and degrades the terror network's ability to operate. The United States government, on July 30 at 9:48 p.m. ET, and 6:18 a.m. Kabul time, undertook a "precision counterterrorism operation," killing Al Zawahiri, who served as Usama bin Laden’s deputy during the 9/11 attacks, and as his successor in 2011, following bin Laden’s death. Biden, in an address to the American people, Monday night said "justice has been delivered," and warned those that seek to do harm to the United States.Or is this some misdirection Bullshit to take our mind off $2.50 loaf of bread?
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — California’s governor on Monday declared a state of emergency to speed efforts to combat the monkeypox outbreak, becoming the second state in three days to take the step.
Well of course he is mentally ill.
The man who authorities say planned to assassinate Justice Kavanaugh in a bid to impact the Roe v Wade decision identified as a transgender female called Sophie, according to court documents. Nicholas Roske traveled to Kavanaugh’s home after the address was leaked by leftists on social media armed with a gun and a knife. A transcript of a conversation Roske had on Reddit confirms that he actually planned to kill at least three Supreme Court judges in a bid to “stop roe v wade from being overturned” and permanently alter the balance of the court in favor of liberals.
President Trump is attempting to be cute. And I for one wish he would play golf and chase his wife around his mansion.
On the eve of the hotly contested U.S. Senate primary election in Missouri Tuesday, Former President Donald Trump has finally announced his endorsement. “There is a BIG Election in the Great State of Missouri, and we must send a MAGA Champion and True Warrior to the U.S. Senate, someone who will fight for Border Security, Election Integrity, our Military and Great Veterans, together with having a powerful toughness on Crime and the Border,” Trump said in a post on Truth Social Monday afternoon. “We need a person who will not back down to the Radical Left Lunatics who are destroying our Country.”
An early entrant for Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A woman in Chicago confronted a group of thieves trying to steal her car and ended up using her concealed carry firearm to defend herself after they pulled a gun on her. She shot one of the thieves in the neck while the others ran off.
A disgruntled excavator operator who allegedly got fired by their employer recently took revenge by destroying several luxury homes in Ontario’s exclusive Muskoka Marina. A 59-year-old man has been charged with mischief and slapped with a $5,000 fine after a viral video circulating online showed him using an excavator to severely damage several properties in Muskoka Marina, a popular summer retreat of the rich and famous in Ontario. Police officers who arrived on the scene just after 9 p.m. on July 21st discovered “significant damage” to the marina on Lake Rosseau in Muskoka Lakes Township, but no suspect. It was only after a video recorded by a local went viral on Twitter that the 59-year-old perpetrator was identified. He is now scheduled to appear in court and risks spending time behind bars.
Can't you just hear this in the Canadian's nicest voice, "Fvck it, eh?"
How does it feel to wake up a lying, stupid, Affirmative Action pick? Just ask White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. Or not, she's too stupid to realize any of her attributes.
Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy pressed White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre about the raise in taxes in the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022. Doocy asked Monday if President Joe Biden will rescind his support for the Inflation Reduction Act, a budget reconciliation bill proposed by Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Democratic West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin, given that Biden promised not to raise taxes on anyone making $400,000 a year.
If the dictionary had a illustration for the term
If there are any Horde members over in the UK, please tell your Overlords they are a bunch of pussies, they talk like fags and their shit is retarded. UK Vet arrested for causing anxiety. FFS!
his is the moment an army veteran was arrested by police for 'causing anxiety' after retweeting a picture of a swastika made out of Pride flags on social media. Darren Brady, 51, has slammed Hampshire Police for 'impeding his right to free speech' after he was placed into handcuffs on Friday at his home in Aldershot for sharing a meme. Footage of the arrest was widely shared on social media and showed an officer who told Mr Brady he was being apprehended because his post had 'caused anxiety' and been reported to authorities. The image Mr Brady retweeted was of a swastika that had been digitally manipulated and was made out of four LGBT pride flags. In the video, shot on a mobile phone, Mr Brady can be heard asking the three police officers: 'Why am I in cuffs?' One officer responds: 'It didn't have to come to this at all.'I bet these cops would fit in at the Uvalde, TX police department.
Lake Superior, Salt & Shark Free.
Huge sharks seen in shallow waters as terrified onlooker screams 'get out' at swimmers Dramatic footage shows two large sharks in very shallow waters right by the surf of a Florida beach - the same day another swimmer in the state fell victim to a suspected attack
No, I'm not an employee of The Lake Superior Chamber of Commerce. Just an observation about that Great Lake.
Crazy stunts in a 3rd World Country, what could go wrong? On the bright side, at least he was with her when she passed.
“My wife was crushed before my eyes,” said Alexander Tkachenko. Yevgenia Leontyeva, 33, had been reluctant to make the leap from a hotel rooftop, even though she had done so before. The mother-of-three let her female friend go first, and this ‘rope free-flying’ leap was successful, a court was told in Karaganda, Kazakhstan. Witnesses said Yevgenia had appeared “afraid” - but they heard instructor Alexander Muznikas, 33, urging her to jump.
Kid Secretly Watches Deadpool On Another Passenger’s Screen, Gets Scared And Starts Crying, Mom Loses It Surviving a flight on a packed plane, especially when there’s serious air travel chaos going on in the world right now, can be a daunting mission. Luckily, a can of Coke, headphones, and a movie you downloaded on your phone can make it if not exactly enjoyable, then pretty much bearable.SMOD, when are you on your way?
Just because you finish at the bottom of your medical school doesn't mean you can't strike it rich. At least until you are arrested.
CLEARWATER, Fla. (CBS12) — Investigators say a doctor in central Florida preyed on addicts for years by writing hundreds of fraudulent prescriptions. The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said Dr. Neelam Uppal, 62, even sold illegitimate prescriptions for Promethazine Codeine Syrup and Oxycodone to undercover narcotics detectives, without examining them or speaking to them. Detectives paid $650 in cash for each codeine syrup prescription and $450 in cash for each Oxycodone prescription. Detectives believe she sold more than 550 of these prescriptions since January.
***SNORT***
A Seattle activist was upset that the city swept a dangerous encampment. In response, she offered up her own home for the homeless to sleep in. Hours later, she reportedly regretted that decision. City workers cleared an encampment in SoDo that created dangerous, untenable conditions for both residents and nearby businesses. Activists, socialist city councilwoman Tammy Morales, and staff at The Seattle Times complained this move was taken “during a heatwave.” Apparently, you’re supposed to keep vulnerable people outside to suffer in the scorching heat, rather than bring them into air conditioning, offering them access to electricity and clean, running water.
Born on this day: August 1, 1959 - Joe Elliott
Joe Elliott, vocals, Def Leppard, who had the 1987 UK No.6 single 'Animal' and the 1987 world wide No.1 album Hysteria 1988 and the US No.1 single 'Love Bites'. As one of the world's best-selling music artists, Def Leppard have sold more than 100 million records worldwide. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: August 1, 1942 - Jerry Garcia
American singer-songwriter and guitarist Jerry Garcia, the Grateful Dead. He was ranked 13th in Rolling Stone's "100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time" cover story. Garcia also founded a variety of side projects, including the Saunders–Garcia Band, the Jerry Garcia Band, Old and in the Way, the Garcia/Grisman acoustic duo, Legion of Mary, and the New Riders of the Purple Sage. Garcia died from a drugs-related heart attack on 9 August 1995. via thisdayinmusic.com
A Floria man accused of selling toxic industrial bleach as a coronavirus and cancer cure through his church has been extradited to the United States after being arrested in Colombia, according to local NBC station News channel 8 reports.
Modern medicine. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
SURGEONS USE VR HEADSETS TO SEPARATE CONJOINED TWINS
IT WAS "JUST REALLY MAN-ON-MARS STUFF." The real-life surgery took 27 hours and over 100 medical personnel in total. Fortunately, everything went according to plan and the twins are reportedly recovering well.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 09:51 PM (GJnvT)
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Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 09:54 PM (GJnvT)
That be me, because I forgot to close a couple of tags tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 09:56 PM (aA3+G)
I have relatives there. They know their country is a mess. But, like us.. what the hell are they gonna do? Vote their way out of it?
Posted by: jewells45 at August 01, 2022 09:56 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 09:57 PM (IXpV7)
and Merle Haggard, too!
Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 09:57 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 09:57 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 01, 2022 09:58 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 09:58 PM (GJnvT)
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Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 09:59 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Iris at August 01, 2022 10:00 PM (foa6+)
*raises his glass; goes to read content*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:01 PM (bM7vb)
I can do it using the Brave browser but then functionality is limited.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (qpPdw)
Oh boy. The Europeans managed to learn absolutely zero from two World Wars, didn't they? Just blamed both on nationalism, washed their hands and then kept on believing the things they did before the wars (except that after WWII they temporarily hid their hatred of Jews and love of eugenics for a couple of decades).
Posted by: 29Victor at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: CppThis at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (UewuT)
And like MisHum, I wish Trump would stay out of it.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (BgzxT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 10:03 PM (atmen)
*raises his glass; goes to read content*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:01 PM (bM7vb)
My dear--I've gotten more than halfway through a book only to realize I had already read it.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:04 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:04 PM (ZHEG+)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:05 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:05 PM (/fK4w)
I can do it using the Brave browser but then functionality is limited.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (qpPdw)
I have problems with my iPhone.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 10:06 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:06 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:07 PM (ZHEG+)
I have problems with my iPhone.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
I've been wondering if Apple is deliberately making it difficult for users to access conservative sites.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:07 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 10:08 PM (EDr3W)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:07 PM (qpPdw)
Would not put it past them. Or Gurgle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:08 PM (/fK4w)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 01, 2022 10:08 PM (39+0L)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:07 PM (qpPdw)
Apple has caused every problem since way back when.
Posted by: Adam & Eve at August 01, 2022 10:08 PM (7bRMQ)
I have problems with my iPhone.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
I've been wondering if Apple is deliberately making it difficult for users to access conservative sites.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:07 PM (qpPdw)
This is the only site my iPhone has issues with.
Its all that stellar 1990s Pixy equipment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (kXYt5)
This is where I don't suggest that nefarious actors could be injecting spyware in the less than modern ad network underlying this fair web site.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: 29Victor at August 01, 2022 10:02 PM (BJKQV)
They learned nothing from the 1500 years of cultural stagnation and incessant, petty turf wars since Rome fell apart, so why would they start now?
Posted by: CppThis at August 01, 2022 10:10 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 01, 2022 10:10 PM (TJjL2)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:07 PM (qpPdw)
It's Big Tech, so...probably.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 01, 2022 10:10 PM (tp+tP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:10 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:10 PM (ZHEG+)
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It wasn't an apple.
Fruit is mentioned, not apple.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 01, 2022 10:10 PM (39+0L)
"..too used to..."
I hate what's become of spelling, grammar and syntax online. Just paste the article into Word for goodness sakes, it will check all your grammar (and now it will make certain that you use inclusive language, because everything sucks).
Posted by: 29Victor at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (BJKQV)
I believe it was Bismarkius that said "One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in Illyria".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (39+0L)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (7bRMQ
Thanks for your vote of confidence.
Yesterday's project turned out to be firewood I'm afraid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:09 PM (bM7vb)
This one of the reasons Ace hosts with mu.nu. The old-style software has less cruft in it that can be exploited by malware meisters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:12 PM (/fK4w)
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Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:13 PM (ZHEG+)
petmorons at gmail dot com
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Talk about garbage grammar. Starts out with "they" and then goes right to "him" without explanation.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 01, 2022 10:13 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:13 PM (qpPdw)
Sent from Zettai's iPod Touch
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 10:12 PM (35OEr)
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No joy
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:13 PM (XG2Fi)
Superior's got those big underwater weeds, with the air bladders. They wash up on the beach. They are creepy looking, and for safety's sake, it might be worth checking them for teeth.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 10:14 PM (qpX6U)
at a Regional Medical Center during the "Great Coming Out" in the late 70's. Bath Houses, Drugged up Clubs in the Castro District. getting the "Oral" history of every weekend's flaming debauchery from my then room mate "Ricky" in the BEQ.
Frankly, he was the first Ghey person I ever knew and I grew to tolerate him even though there were some of my fellow shipmates that just wanted to take a baseball bat to him. I declined every offer to go with him and the Fag Hags..(who just so happened to be the most stunning Waves on base) into San Francisco to party.
He died the next year. In fact, every Ghey Nurse I have ever worked with are all dead.
Monkey Pox is very much a "Ghey" thing....and this generation have been bringing back the Bath Houses and the clubs. I am totally floored that the media/CDC/Administration are pussy footing around so as not to “OFFEND”????. What a bunch of EFFIN LOSERS!....or,
Darwin at work…or maybe something more sinister? Russia (No Like GHEY)…CHICOM’S…(NO Like GHEY)
Biden…(C*ck Holster for CHICOMS) …very interesting…
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 01, 2022 10:14 PM (J00IM)
Yesterday's project turned out to be firewood I'm afraid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
I wonder if acrylic or oils would work best? I can see wet on wet for the painting, but not sure if the lightning would come out well. Eh, I don't have any supplies, so I can't find out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:14 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: King Ramses at August 01, 2022 10:15 PM (m0zqP)
Five eyes! Five eyes! Ozzies spy on Americans!
*waves his hands around frantically*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:15 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:15 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:16 PM (XG2Fi)
at a Regional Medical Center during the "Great Coming Out" in the late 70's.
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My dad was stationed at NAS Alameda at that time.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 01, 2022 10:16 PM (39+0L)
Posted by: Ladyl
My macbook browser has problems with nextdoor. I'm more inclined to link these issues to incompetence.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 01, 2022 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 01, 2022 10:16 PM (u73oe)
They learned nothing from the 1500 years of cultural stagnation and incessant, petty turf wars since Rome fell apart, so why would they start now?
Posted by: CppThis
They learned enough and are trying to turn the clock back 1500 years and make everyone *else* serfs...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:16 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (ZHEG+)
Yesterday's project turned out to be firewood I'm afraid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
I wonder if acrylic or oils would work best? I can see wet on wet for the painting, but not sure if the lightning would come out well. Eh, I don't have any supplies, so I can't find out.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:14 PM (7bRMQ)
I think the wet on wet oils would work best.
However if I were to nail the sky down in acrylic I wouldn't worry about the bolt
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Also, Tito. I think was Allen Bullock who noted that Tito was the only person to successfully defy both Hitler and Stalin.
Those Balkan folks are badasses.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (atmen)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I am so jealous of artist types.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
They used to have sturgeon as big as sharks, but maybe gone now.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2022 10:18 PM (0OP+5)
I couldn't have predicted that mix. Hats off to you, Mis Hum.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
And some of us are jealous of those who are handymen with huge workshops
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ben Had
Fear of clowns?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
I couldn't have predicted that mix. Hats off to you, Mis Hum.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 10:18 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Those Balkan folks are badasses.
I don't remember the particulars, but apparently the SS had to tell the Yugoslavs to cool it with the killing.
The SS.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:19 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:19 PM (bM7vb)
“Stop sending people to kill me… If you don’t stop sending killers, I’ll send one to Moscow, and I won’t have to send a second.”- part of a letter to Stalin from Josip Broz in 1948.
https://bityl.co/Davt
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (BgzxT)
Yesterday's project turned out to be firewood I'm afraid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you were trying to make firewood I guess you could consider yesterday a success...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (MxUom)
They did go more than a little nuts with COVID, but still.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (mdjgu)
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Theodoric was a Pannonian Goth. He nearly succeeded in restoring the Western Roman Empire, but based at Ravenna.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (XG2Fi)
Yesterday's project turned out to be firewood I'm afraid.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you were trying to make firewood I guess you could consider yesterday a success...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (MxUom)
I wasn't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:21 PM (ZHEG+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I will have many stories for the MoMe....most concerning the long list of abject failures and missteps this spring and summer!! (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:22 PM (r1z5A)
Baked 'em up up anyways and have not had any gastro issues. Still quite tasty and good texture.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 01, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (qpX6U)
"Fiercely gummed to death by a Sturgeon" would be an embarrassing way to die.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:22 PM (/fK4w)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Hmmm, save that pic for an art challenge on your hobby thread?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Eromero
I knew a guy that had been struck by lightning at least twice. It was probably just twice, but my fuzzy memory is trying to tell me it was thrice.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I am so jealous of artist types.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:17 PM (r1z5A)
I am jealous of painters. I can work with pencil, ink, charcoal, pastel, but I suck at any kind of painting. My buddy's dad did beautiful western art with oil. Amazing talent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 10:24 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:24 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Ben Had
Fear of clowns?
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:19 PM (r1z5A)
I hate clowns. They taste funny.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at August 01, 2022 10:24 PM (4I/2K)
This sort of happened to me and my kid. We were flying to CA once, and my wife wanted to watch one thing, I wanted to watch The Dark Knight, and my toddler son needed to keep quiet on the flight. He definitely preferred watching The Joker to whatever my wife was seeing in her seat. After she caught him looking at my screen, she told me to turn it off. The Kid started making a ruckus on the plane, wanting to see 'the bad clown movie'.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 10:24 PM (mdjgu)
I am jealous of painters. I can work with pencil, ink, charcoal, pastel, but I suck at any kind of painting. My buddy's dad did beautiful western art with oil. Amazing talent.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
I bet you don't.
Send some of your stuff to the hobby thread.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 10:25 PM (Atfpb)
Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2022 10:25 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: Eromero
I knew a guy that had been struck by lightning at least twice. It was probably just twice, but my fuzzy memory is trying to tell me it was thrice.
Posted by: She Hobbit
He probably had a fuzzy memory or two too.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:25 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
although with oils, patience is a huge part of it. I tend to feverishly draw something start to finish in one session.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)
They did go more than a little nuts with COVID, but still.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (mdjgu)
And Bali is having a Hoof and Mouth outbreak, so any beef products are suspect. And what kind of loser goes to Bali, buys McDonalds crapwiches, and then packs them in luggage to bring home. I'm sure there are McDonalds in Darwin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:25 PM (/fK4w)
Otherwise known as Monday.
Posted by: blaster at August 01, 2022 10:26 PM (Wb8Rg)
Posted by: Cane toads at August 01, 2022 10:26 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:26 PM (ZHEG+)
Look up an attack that occurred in New Jersey in the 1930s I think. The shark swam into a fresh water river to attack people.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:26 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: She Hobbit
You knew Darren P. Oswald?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)
I’ve see Lakes Erie and Ontario up close and I gotta admit I am in awe of seeing lakes so bloody huge. I hope to see Lake Superior one day.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: blaster at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (Wb8Rg)
If it has tits or Serbs, one's going to have problems with it...
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 10:25 PM (Atfpb)
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Then there is the conundrum of Serbs with tits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:28 PM (XG2Fi)
Bull sharks. They move up the Potomac in the estuarial zone near Colonial Beach.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:28 PM (/NCI4)
Look up an attack that occurred in New Jersey in the 1930s I think. The shark swam into a fresh water river to attack people.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Bull sharks have no trouble in fresh water other sharks can't handle the lack of salt.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:28 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
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Pffft.
Posted by: Lake Baikal at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: She Hobbit
You knew Darren P. Oswald?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (x8Wzq)
IIRC, there was at least one person who survived the atomic bombings of both Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (ZHEG+)
I got to (IIRC) 14 one day before any one else commented on thst thread.
Heh. Indeed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH The Outrage Outlet is Stocked With Vexation and Ire. at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (0QYMt)
Look up an attack that occurred in New Jersey in the 1930s I think. The shark swam into a fresh water river to attack people.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Bull Sharks kill a lot of people.
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (oTZbj)
I literally can't wait to reconnect with all you wonderful people! New ones just had to the fun!
Posted by: Cane toads at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (r1z5A)
You'd see beautiful Serb women and then come up close and realize they were over 6 feet. Proportion was perfect.
Posted by: blaster at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (Wb8Rg)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:30 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:30 PM (r1z5A)
May I take your hats, coats, and swastikas??
But I think I look more like the Chrysler Building.
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2022 10:30 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:30 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH The Outrage Outlet is Stocked With Vexation and Ire. at August 01, 2022 10:31 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey
Struck by lightning, not summoning it.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:20 PM (MxUom)
Is that some kind of burn?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:32 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
I've seen Erie and Michigan. I was on the UP and was stunned to see the water of Lake Michigan so clear and fresh looking.
Yellowstone Lake is huge. Standing on the north shore at Lake Hotel, you can just barely see the south shore. Mostly because of the hills. The south arms are over the curve of the earth.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)
https://youtu.be/D4dHr8evt6k
'night...
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 01, 2022 10:33 PM (sAmhv)
The Paper Moon M-66 F6 402 figure kit from Black Magic M-66 and the 1/12 scale Lark figure of Patty from Gall Force.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:33 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:28 PM (MxUom)
The big lake in Nicaragua, Lago De Nicaragua, aka Colcibolca, was frequented by fresh-water sharks. The former dictator Anastasio Somoza made a deal with Japanese fishermen, and they came and fished them all out, to the great dismay of the local folks, heh. Apparently they are starting to return, entering the lake from the Caribbean by way of the Rio San Juan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:33 PM (/fK4w)
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
Oh. Okay.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
It's awesome and relatively inexpensive to hire a charter for a cruise. Although I would rule out November.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:30 PM (RSzuR)
Just read in A Man Called Intrepid that the British SIS encouraged Tito to revolt if the king decided to allow Hitler to move troops through Yugoslavia. The idea was to delay and fuck up Hitler's timetable to invade Russia, hoping they wouldn't get far until winter hit. Stalin was being an idiot and didn't think Hitler would invade. Turns out Germany was indeed delayed by a critical number of weeks.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Eromero at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (0OP+5)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (6cap8)
Pffffft.
Posted by: Lake Agassiz at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)
Just because I can "paint," doesn't mean I paint good.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:35 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (ZHEG+)
It sure does, Ben Had! I was just looking at the gorgeous photos that were taken a couple of days ago of that lightening storm!
There is nothing like Texas...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:35 PM (qpPdw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK8Irl14nM
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 01, 2022 10:35 PM (MFphb)
Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (GJnvT)
I wonder how many of the Americans left behind in Afghanistan will pay the price?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Ladyl
I have no problems at all from any Apple products.
I have no Apple products.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (tkOps)
Why, it's almost as if being a black lesbian isn't a qualification for WH spokesman.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
Superior it's said never gives up her dead
when the gales of November blow early
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (TJvrj)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:35 PM (7bRMQ)
I painted our laundry room a few weeks ago. Immona count that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)
The Germans' ersatz ally Italy didn't help things by playing factions against each other while keeping control of the Dalmatian coast.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (RSzuR)
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The Turks, Croats and Serbs have been fighting over that territory for over a thousand years. I was just sure Wesley Clark was going to straighten them all out.
Posted by: Javems at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (wn8pH)
I wonder how many of the Americans left behind in Afghanistan will pay the price?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (anj39)
as was speculated in the last thread, why should we believe this even happened?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
The gales of November remember
Just went to see the sun set on Lake Michigan yesterday.
A couple clouds in the way.
It is sort of a thing at the parks here every day. Like Key West with less The Ghey (except for Saugatuck).
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2022 10:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 01, 2022 10:38 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:38 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:38 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:38 PM (RSzuR)
when the gales of November blow early
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (r46W7)
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When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
"Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: GWB at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (0zS5Q)
You'd see beautiful Serb women and then come up close and realize they were over 6 feet. Proportion was perfect.
Posted by: blaster at August 01, 2022 10:29 PM (Wb8Rg)
Not as tall as we are!
Posted by: The Dutch at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
I have no Apple products.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 10:36 PM (tkOps)
*fistbump*
Apple probably makes great ear buds, but I bought a pair at Marshalls for $15 that works perfectly fine with my flip phone.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (mdjgu)
when the gales of November blow early
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (r46W7)
ah. Wreck of the Ryan Fitzpatrick. Great song. Gordon Shumway was a great songwriter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (ZHEG+)
This is supposedly because Superior's waters are too cold for bodies to rot/bloat and become buoyant.
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 10:40 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:40 PM (CdZ4i)
Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:40 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)
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Wait. I thought that guy rented band instruments.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:40 PM (XG2Fi)
when the gales of November blow early
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (r46W7)
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When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
"Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Most haunting song ever recorded....Loved it.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (RSzuR)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (ufFY8)
Cool article. Goes to show you how deep the rot of communism is, even the Motherland that betrayed him, tried to have him killed wasn't enough for him to go "Hmmm this whole communism thing is bad."
Bad ass letter though and lived one hell of a life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (YglAn)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)
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Wait. I thought that guy rented band instruments.
No, that was Irwin Mainway, inventor of the Bag O'Glass.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:42 PM (/NCI4)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:42 PM (CdZ4i)
Posted by: GWB
That or the possible china dustup.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:42 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 10:38 PM (MxUom)
Pretty sure it was bull sharks that Somoza had fished out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:42 PM (/fK4w)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)
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Meh. It's no Theme Song from the Munsters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:43 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 10:43 PM (pgzfR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:37 PM (x8Wzq)
Just make sure you used little criss cross strokes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: M. Pox, Esq. at August 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
Superior might be warm enough to swim in about now.
Posted by: clutch at August 01, 2022 10:45 PM (9UmRs)
Posted by: M. Pox, Esq. at August 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7DYli)
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Funny, but that's an actual Pr0nhub category.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 10:45 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:46 PM (/NCI4)
A picture of the Hampshire Police:
https://tinyurl.com/2y9b7mnb
Posted by: Anyone Under 40! at August 01, 2022 10:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Always partial to Addams Family myself. It's snappy.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 01, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
As a kid I loved watching lightning through our window when it stormed
Poor country's fireworks
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 10:46 PM (gbzeC)
It's all good...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (6cap
Moi?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
I actually taped off all the spaces I did not want to paint, then blew up a can of paint. Turned out well. Except for that one cat shaped blank spot. Scout was pissed off for days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (YglAn)
We helped him write it!
Posted by: The Zaporozhian Cossacks at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (7bRMQ)
Poor country's fireworks
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
I absolutely still love them.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:48 PM (r1z5A)
How interesting.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (KATBx)
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Not a chance he would be in Kabul without their OK.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 01, 2022 10:48 PM (EZebt)
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I having some hiccoughs on my Kindle Fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 01, 2022 10:49 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey
Way better than the grandson silhouette on the shop wall....
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym)
***
My iPhone was being slooow for the hq and for fb
Switched to kindle fire
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Hmm, I should have tried that a few weeks ago when I was paint man.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (RSzuR)
Most haunting song ever recorded....Loved it.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 10:41 PM (r1z5A)
One of my all-time favorite songs.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (qpPdw)
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I having some hiccoughs on my Kindle Fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 01, 2022 10:49 PM (FVME7)
***
Yes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2022 10:51 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 10:51 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
I tried that once. Boy, did I end up with a red face....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:51 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Toenail Fungus Ads at August 01, 2022 10:51 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 10:50 PM (xhaym)
Gerbil Logistics FTW.
Posted by: Richard Gere at August 01, 2022 10:52 PM (/fK4w)
Read the lyrics, without the music playing along.
Straight up, legit poetry there. Way up at the top of the scale for emotional insight, intelligence and not often found in music, pretty close to correct grammar. Which is difficult as F to consistently do when setting words to tunes.
"Softly", is worth a read. Give it a read.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 10:52 PM (tkOps)
iPhone has been a pain for a few days in terms of accessing the HQ.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 10:53 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Toenail Fungus Ads at August 01, 2022 10:51 PM (oTZbj)
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You don't even need to access the blog if you're making $84 a day from home like I am.
Excuse me.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MISERABLE RUG RATS OR I'LL COME IN THERE AND CHANGE YOUR GENDERS!!!
Now. Where was I?
Posted by: Sarah at August 01, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Dooley Miklos on piano at August 01, 2022 10:55 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 10:55 PM (a4EWo)
I LOVE that song!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
How YOU doin!
Posted by: Surprise Anal Platypus at August 01, 2022 10:56 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 10:56 PM (IXpV7)
Excuse me.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MISERABLE RUG RATS OR I'LL COME IN THERE AND CHANGE YOUR GENDERS!!!
Now. Where was I?
Posted by: Sarah at August 01, 2022 10:54 PM (XG2Fi)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 10:56 PM (qpPdw)
Las Vegas. 24-28 August. I will be there. I think Hat will too.
The only event scheduled is 24 August, about 8:00PM.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 01, 2022 10:56 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 01, 2022 10:56 PM (ZHEG+)
It's a website for forest fires. Covers the entire country. Until this year it's been great at posting up to date information about wildfires. This year? It's shit. The reports from the big fire in CA are about a week behind. I have a 5-10,000 acre brushfire about 20 miles east of me today. Nothing. Several fires in OR and, zip. It's such a sudden change that it is both worrisome and frustrating.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (P+D9B)
I LOVE that song!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Must be fun to live in a state where pot is legal
Posted by: Mojito Minded Miklos at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 10:55 PM (a4EWo)
Nice pimp hat, DDS.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)
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but it seems the good they die young
I just looked around and he's gone
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (FVME7)
The only event scheduled is 24 August, about 8:00PM.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 01, 2022 10:56 PM (FlRtG)
Please give Hat my regards when you see him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 10:58 PM (/fK4w)
Zombie Enver Hoxha hardest hit.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 10:58 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at Home at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (rHgt7)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (6cap8)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 10:52 PM (tkOps)
Very nice.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (P1f+c)
I grew up in Michigan, so I have a soft spot for this song, however tragic its subject, about my native state.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Lake Agassiz at August 01, 2022 10:34 PM (/NCI4)
*********
I made that sound, too!
Posted by: The Crack in Lake Missoula at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (P+D9B)
Trump is no longer in power. So no need to ballyhoo forest fires to make him look bad. And every reason to soft-pedal forest fires to make Biden look good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (/fK4w)
https://youtu.be/ok1aLCFpQXI
Posted by: Kindltot
Indeed
Saw the Original Skatalites a couple of times, once with Doreen Shaffer.
Oh yes.
Posted by: Rocksteady Miklos Mon at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 10:58 PM (KFhLj)
Too bad he didn't end up like his buddy in Romania. All commies should end up like that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (7bRMQ)
If you're having trouble accessing the blog, do this immediately.
Posted by: Toenail Fungus Ads
I miss the lady with a toothache.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (ZSmuD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Put some bandaids on, you'll be fine.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Platypus at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (7DYli)
Did those claiming that Al Zawahiri is dead consult with Professor Hugo Pinero?
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 11:01 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Ladyl
You're beautiful and witty.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (r1z5A)
My dear {{{Some Rat}}}
I am neither of these but I love you!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 11:02 PM (qpPdw)
I LOVE that song!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Must be fun to live in a state where pot is legal
Posted by: Mojito Minded Miklos at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (fXe1m)
They got it wrong, it was done by Aretha Franklin
R - E - C - T - T - U - M ; I WILL KICK YOU IN THE BUM!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 11:02 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 01, 2022 10:58 PM (KFhLj)
Enver Hoxha was History's Greatest Albanian.
There are certain implications involved there. Not positive ones, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 11:03 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
But forest fires dovetail so nicely with GLOBAL WARMING!! jay inslee gets downright wet talking about them.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:03 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 11:00 PM (a4EWo)
If Perfessor Squirrel recommends a book in the Sunday Book Thread, he shows a picture of a squirrel reading that book, wearing a purple pimp hat.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:03 PM (7bRMQ)
I hope it's simple incompetence.
The site has been around since the early internet days and was always pretty professional.
I do wonder, if you aren't correct.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 11:03 PM (P+D9B)
I LOVE that song!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 10:53 PM (6cap
I am LOLing so much right now.
I love this stoopid place!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:04 PM (x8Wzq)
It seems the Javascript daemon we had problems with last year has returned. Don't know if anyone has alerted Pixy about it or not.
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 11:04 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Mojito Minded Miklos at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (fXe1m)
Yes, yes it is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:04 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: B
or minnesota or wisconsin
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 01, 2022 11:04 PM (ZSmuD)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 01, 2022 11:04 PM (ZTJjv)
The site has been around since the early internet days and was always pretty professional.
I do wonder, if you aren't correct.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 11:03 PM (P+D9B)
What "law" states that all organizations become Leftist with the passage of time?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (/fK4w)
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 01, 2022 10:27 PM (CdZ4i)
there is the story of the Englishwoman who went to Northern California coast to see the Pacific Ocean.
When she got there and gazed upon it, she told her traveling companion, "You know, I thought it would look bigger"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (MxUom)
Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea
Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:40 PM (/NCI4)
Stan Rogers
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (x1A5D)
Death sentence without Trial, or due process.
Yeah... that country we invaded... you know... LIKE PUTIN DID UKRAINE THAT MAKES HIM WORSER THAN HITLER!
We have lost the moral high ground.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (YglAn)
Everything with inslee is globull worming or the flu manchu. This is a federal website though run by the forest service.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (P+D9B)
There are certain implications involved there. Not positive ones, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Before politics, Hoxha was a French teacher.
Drawez-vous your own conclusions.
Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu, TRUE KING OF ALL THE ALBANIAS at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (/fK4w)
The "people become lazy complacent douchebags" law
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (r1z5A)
I LOVE that song!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
The Weird Al & Dennis Leary collab? That was great!
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Freak Out at August 01, 2022 11:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
in fairness, what?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 01, 2022 11:07 PM (ZSmuD)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:07 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 01, 2022 11:07 PM (qAR6u)
I think it's the law of intended consequences.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (P+D9B)
Death sentence without Trial, or due process.
Yeah... that country we invaded... you know... LIKE PUTIN DID UKRAINE THAT MAKES HIM WORSER THAN HITLER!
We have lost the moral high ground.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)
Well to be fair he did help plan the death of 3000 of our people, so he kinda had it coming.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
you sure don't wanna be her boyfriend.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Zombie Edward I at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
O'Sullivan's First.
Posted by: mikeski at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mojito Minded Miklos at August 01, 2022 10:57 PM (fXe1m)
Yes, yes it is.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:04 PM (VwHCD)
LOL, just had a family reunion type deal at my Brother's down in Alpine CA. 90 year old Aunt was touring the south 40 (he has 10 acres)... and said... 'oh.... I see he is STILL growing Pot...'
Cracked me up as he had really tried to hide his pot use for the last 50 plus years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:10 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 11:10 PM (IXpV7)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (3Or4S)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (VwHCD)
If he had been in on the planning, then it would seem a trial could prove that.
Even a trial in abscentia would be better than the current 'well, he's on the list'...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (oHd/0)
Everything with inslee is globull worming or the flu manchu. This is a federal website though run by the forest service.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote
After the wettest and coolest June on RECORD it took that son of a bitch ONE 90 degree day to whine about climate change...
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Miklos Skanderbeg at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Theodore at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (GJnvT)
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Shot him in the neck and didn't kill him, that's distressing. She should come around here Sunday evening and talk to some of the fellows about ammunition and stuff.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (pgzfR)
Cracked me up as he had really tried to hide his pot use for the last 50 plus years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (oHd/0)
that's hilarious - there's always some women in the family who know EVERYTHING that is going on, even if they're too polite to mention it most of the time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)
After the wettest and coolest June on RECORD it took that son of a bitch ONE 90 degree day to whine about climate change...
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)
That was the genius in renaming globull warming "climate change."
Posted by: Ladyl at August 01, 2022 11:12 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (oHd/0)
Well to be fair he did help plan the death of 3000 of our people, so he kinda had it coming.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Congress hasn't declared that we are at war.
The hit is unsanctioned by *our* laws.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 11:13 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:13 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:08 PM (VwHCD)
Yeah, no kidding. I get not liking the Biden Administration and all of that, but Zawahiri is dead and I am glad for it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Feed Your Rage Energy Drinks 50% Off at The Outrage Outlet! at August 01, 2022 11:13 PM (x1A5D)
Even a trial in abscentia would be better than the current 'well, he's on the list'...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:11 PM (oHd/0)
We'd love to be tried in absentia. We'd love to have bail.
Posted by: J6 Defendants at August 01, 2022 11:14 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You shall be received with All Honour.
Posted by: Miklos Leka Zogu Shqipëri I at August 01, 2022 11:14 PM (fXe1m)
Just. Well. Despite the high quality weed available now, I just never got the hang of it.
Never do edibles. the lag time is long, and one might tend to overdo things.
*waves hand* in theory.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Anne-Margaret was very hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:15 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Ladyl
It explains everything!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 11:12 PM (r46W7)
Absolutely, that would have been my aunt, one of mom's sisters. She practically kept a dossier on my cousins. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:16 PM (VwHCD)
Anne-Margaret was very hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:15 PM (atmen)
One of the movies I bought for online viewing... yes, worth watching every once in awhile.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 01, 2022 11:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 11:16 PM (/fK4w)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (IXpV7)
Anne-Margaret was very hubba hubba.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:15 PM (atmen)
It was a fun movie. Most of E's films were fun. Not necessarily great, but fun.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (SaKQ+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 11:16 PM (/fK4w)
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Rain?
What is, rain?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (XG2Fi)
The hit is unsanctioned by *our* laws.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan would agree.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
I've had well over a week of 100+ temps with humidity in the single digits.
At least the breeze is blowing west to east at about 25 mph. It'll keep the3 fire away.
I am kind of hoping for videos of wind turbines burning though.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 11:18 PM (P+D9B)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 11:18 PM (rJUc/)
And she looked really fine in Grumpy Old Men.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, TRUE KING OF ALL THE ALBANIAS at August 01, 2022 11:19 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at August 01, 2022 11:19 PM (63Dwl)
Medical community sucks. All they want is your money and to kill you.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 11:20 PM (pgzfR)
https://tinyurl.com/3btcxsf2
This view is set up for PNW for the Chem filter for CO2, you can change that by opening up the lower left hand box that says "Earth" and you can scroll it bigger and smaller click and drag the Earth around to look at other areas
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 11:21 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Extradition requests offend the Dignity of My People.
Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, Kindly KING OF ALL THE ALBANIAS at August 01, 2022 11:21 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: JB1000 at August 01, 2022 11:21 PM (F9UXq)
Posted by: Zettai at August 01, 2022 11:18 PM (rJUc/)
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Flamenco is one of my top 500 dances to watch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 11:21 PM (XG2Fi)
Medical community sucks. All they want is your money and to kill you.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 11:20 PM (pgzfR)
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Do they get to bill two people for one surgery?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2022 11:21 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 01, 2022 11:22 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 11:22 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 11:22 PM (pgzfR)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2022 11:22 PM (RFKzk)
The hit is unsanctioned by *our* laws.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan would agree.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Well, that is the big problem with asymmetrical warfare, like terrorism. Your enemy is not a country, with identifiable boundaries and targets, but an ideology, and some jive turkeys who peddle it. Tit for tat response is the answer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2022 11:23 PM (/fK4w)
She was sexier than Marilyn, in my opinion.
*runs, hides man card*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:23 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 11:20 PM (pgzfR)
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You're lucky they didn't take both your legs.
Posted by: Barky O'Shithead at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 11:21 PM (XG2Fi)
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Come here on Sat mornings, KT brings some hot stuff.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (pgzfR)
Posted by: Zettai
See it she'll give you a quarter's worth.
Posted by: Miklos, a two-bit King for a two-bit Kingdom at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (CA7Od)
I love globull warming!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (6cap8)
thathalfrican, That does look really good. I hope you and your family are having a good summer.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 10:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Or a lot of little dots of paint, so closely spaced they seem to merge together at a distance. So small, one might actually call them "points"
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 01, 2022 11:25 PM (mCh4j)
Thanks.
I had to write that down as while I understood the words, the order they're in was a puzzle.
I will take a look at that soon.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at August 01, 2022 11:25 PM (P+D9B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
Functionality?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (CA7Od)
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Must be Platinum level membership.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2022 11:27 PM (RFKzk)
*runs, hides man card*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Most definitely. I will not run nor hide my man card.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
I'll be she loves to eat real mexican ta-mails.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 01, 2022 11:28 PM (r46W7)
I love globull warming!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (6cap
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Can you send some of that northward? We have gotten so little rain this summer, most lawns are dead, except for the insane people's yards who are watering 3-4 times a day.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2022 11:28 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:17 PM (r1z5A)
Don't forget Panama, Grenada, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Mexico, etc.
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 11:28 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 11:28 PM (oTZbj)
And she looked really fine in Grumpy Old Men.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
I think she was in her early 50's when she was in that movie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:29 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 11:25 PM (63Dwl)
It's actually VIE EENIE, rhymes with weenie which means sausages. Viennie Sausages.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:30 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: davidt at August 01, 2022 11:28 PM (oTZbj)
The bean scene in the movie Tommy...frigging epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:30 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:32 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 11:33 PM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 01, 2022 11:29 PM (VwHCD)
Sounds right. I was 29 (literally, rilly, not kidding) when I saw that movie in the theater, and I thought, holy cow, she is amazing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 01, 2022 11:34 PM (atmen)
I just put in the order. No guarantees. It's made in China, and if you call, you'll get a guy in India named Chad...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:34 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 11:35 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Kindltot
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[reels, staggers]
Dammit! Stop that!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 11:35 PM (cBSFw)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 11:35 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 11:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Medical community sucks. All they want is your money and to kill you.
They stole some of the babies brain tissue and traded it for hookers and blow...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at August 01, 2022 11:36 PM (7DYli)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2022 11:39 PM (aiTDG)
Posted by: davidt
See also Lee Remick in Anatomy of a Murder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at August 01, 2022 11:39 PM (FVME7)
20 years of presence (military, large intel) in a country tends to create a base of assets that is still quite functional a year after you scoot.
Even without this, the agencies had quite a few impressive gets in Paki tribal areas and other places. But the, well, "commercial culture" of the region is also actually very helpful in buying, or renting, cooperation, just enough to get what you need.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 01, 2022 11:40 PM (OTzUX)
I just put in the order. No guarantees. It's made in China, and if you call, you'll get a guy in India named Chad...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:34 PM (6cap
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I know Chad! He also works for Microsoft, and contacted me about all the viruses on my computer. $1000 worth of Steam gift cards, and I was good to go.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 01, 2022 11:41 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 11:42 PM (mn1Pi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (a4EWo)
I've seen you there, that's why I figured you'd get it eventually.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:43 PM (7bRMQ)
Tonight not a flash or a glimmer of light to be seen.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 11:43 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:43 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: CppThis at August 01, 2022 11:44 PM (UewuT)
Posted by: Fox 2! at August 01, 2022 11:24 PM (qyH+l)
Huh. I thought they were just pixelated when they painted like that.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:44 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:34 PM (6cap
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I know Chad! He also works for Microsoft, and contacted me about all the viruses on my computer. $1000 worth of Steam gift cards, and I was good to go.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
That can't be right. Chad sold me an extended warranty on my car. No Steam cards, just credit card # and civ.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:44 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 01, 2022 11:46 PM (MxUom)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 01, 2022 11:47 PM (XG2Fi)
She identifies as a woman, so she is a woman.
Those are the rules. They can't pick and choose.
Posted by: Gridlock at August 01, 2022 11:48 PM (/DLXk)
I met a local nurse that had moved from the conflict region back in the day, nice woman, didn't ask her details of whether her parents made it out.
So many atrocities, hard to keep track. But the only motive I can see for our CIA and their color wars is to keep others fighting each other .. but now they did it here in the USA ... against MAGA, constant upheaval in order to (?) form their New World Order, Build Back Brandon (CIA terrorism) world ... they formulated the KoolAide ... then served it up to us (via mRNA and all the other genocide ops, like their Trump/Russia or Social credit score, health card/chip ops).
Posted by: illiniwek at August 01, 2022 11:49 PM (Cus5s)
She identifies as a woman, so she is a woman.
Those are the rules. They can't pick and choose.
Posted by: Gridlock at August 01, 2022 11:48 PM (/DLXk)
That's not very wise.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 01, 2022 11:50 PM (7bRMQ)
Cincinnati Kid. Was that the one with Anne-Margaret and Tuesday Weld? Oh, and that McQueen loser was in it to, I think. But mainly those two hot chicks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
And Joan Blondell as Ladyfingers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
Chad's a pretty diverse kinda guy. Asked me for my password and zing! Fixed all my computer issues.
Of course, it takes me a coupla hours to connect to the internet, but whatever...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:50 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: "Greg" at the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence at August 01, 2022 11:50 PM (fXe1m)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2022 11:52 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 01, 2022 11:52 PM (KAi1n)
Of course, it takes me a coupla hours to connect to the internet, but whatever...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Officer Chad of Customs is the guy you want to avoid.
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:55 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 01, 2022 11:55 PM (3AD8C)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:34 PM (6cap
"hello, my name is Kevin"
"your name isn't Kevin"
"No, it is, really"
"OK, my name is Kumar"
[some long stream of probably Hindi or Pashtu]
"Sorry dude, nope."
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 11:56 PM (xhaym)
Greg. So very pleasing to have you! You give password to such, and will be pleased by me to help.
Your so friend Chad!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 01, 2022 11:56 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 01, 2022 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mental Block at August 01, 2022 11:57 PM (o7NNn)
[some long stream of probably Hindi or Pashtu]
"Sorry dude, nope."
Posted by: Kindltot
I usually just ask to transfer me to someone who has english as a first language. They get insulted.
Posted by: Infidel at August 01, 2022 11:57 PM (mn1Pi)
Pity, the media is in on the scam, thus keeping most people pig-ignorant of even the entire genre of "color revolution", and if they HAVE heard of such, they think it's a good, groovy kind of rainbow flag kind of thing.
Scarier still. Most of the "operators" acting in the shadows that make all that color crap work, are former or retired SF types, with actual real world experience, and they're getting paid huge $ to effect the actions in the real world. Dan Crenshaws, writ many and large. Eyepatch accessories sold extra.
They're all part of the 17 agencies that, per Schemer, have 7 ways to F you up on Sunday.
S.F. are "elite" forces. Not challenging that fact. Just reminding folks that GOPe see themselves as "elite", as do all (d)s. And they all stick together and none give a shit about us out here in the Flyover. Or, I should say, it's the rare exception that they do, and those, like Trump, are priceless allies.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2022 11:58 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 02, 2022 12:01 AM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Theodore at August 02, 2022 12:02 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 12:03 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Theodore at August 02, 2022 12:02 AM (GJnvT)
He doesn't do it every week.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2022 12:04 AM (7bRMQ)
Spunking all over the ONT top ten!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:04 AM (bM7vb)
Water temp at the beach in Galveston. 87f.
Madge: "It's Hurricane Stew. You're soaking in it!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:04 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb)
That's twice tonight you've shown distaste for this person. I'm sensing...animosity.
Posted by: Counselor Troi at August 02, 2022 12:05 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 02, 2022 12:05 AM (3AD8C)
The best part is gonna be when she breathily sings: "Happy Birthday Mr. Miklosdent!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:06 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 02, 2022 12:05 AM (3AD8C)
We've run out of names!
Posted by: Hurrican Naming Center at August 02, 2022 12:07 AM (7bRMQ)
I enjoyed some fresh picked sweet corn today, it's a bit late around here this year. Delish, nothing like Midwestern ethnic food, LOL. Which has me craving deviled eggs.
Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2022 12:08 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 02, 2022 12:09 AM (3AD8C)
Honestly? I hadn't seen her on television in months, or years, and now that I have, this last week, then I don't understand why she's there. Timpf's an unnecessary distraction on Gutfeld. Get rid of her!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:09 AM (bM7vb)
Underfed and boring.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb)
Probably be like fucking a bag of antlers, but hey, she is cute.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 12:09 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 02, 2022 12:10 AM (6cap8)
Honestly? I hadn't seen her on television in months, or years, and now that I have, this last week, then I don't understand why she's there. Timpf's an unnecessary distraction on Gutfeld. Get rid of her!
Posted by: Walter Freeman
I thought you were talking about Troi.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2022 12:11 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:11 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:12 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:13 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:13 AM (bM7vb)
You want a Hurricane.
You'd settle for a Tropical Storm.
You'll end up with a broken water main in front of your house. And LIKE IT! /snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:13 AM (tkOps)
yeah, and we need to identify the enemy so we can fight them. Russia, yeah, OK. China .. yes, the greatest external threat. ... But "DeepState", or the internal bureaucratic cartel and their criminal cartel associates (drug/human traffickers, banking cartels, BlackRock, etc.) are the Big Threat.
And that is not Big enough, they are in control .. not a "threat" (not a "threat" if they already took control), they are the junta in charge, who must be identified as such before we can attempt to remove them. There is some awakening going on as they move on complete fascism/commie control of speech ... but they feel they can overwhelm us with their "lightning war" (not military, but bureaucratic).
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:14 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:13 AM (bM7vb)
He's gone space happy.
Posted by: Yeoman Rand at August 02, 2022 12:14 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2022 12:16 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:17 AM (tkOps)
If sniffing beehives were a crime, then Biden wouldn't be president!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:17 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Theodore at August 02, 2022 12:17 AM (GJnvT)
You'd settle for a Tropical Storm.
You'll end up with a broken water main in front of your house. And LIKE IT! /snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:13 AM (tkOps)
My lawn looks like a radiation victim.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 12:18 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 12:19 AM (a4EWo)
He's a natural born multitasker, Mis Hum. Iianm, Eric Greitens was already slightly ahead in the polls, and Trump does love winning. Endorsements are one of 'his things'. And Eric faced scurrilous charges from a Dem AG; this happens pretty often. See Rick Perry as TX gubner for a good prior example.
Evening, y'all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 12:20 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:21 AM (bM7vb)
Then, one summer we went up to Minnesota, to Ten Mile Lake to stay at some rustic cabins, go fishing. Kapok life vests, night crawlers( Zebco, etc. Grampa and Grandma were there too.
We were all out chillin' and grillin' by the lake, I barely remember it, but the lake looked like a shitload of water to me, and I actually kinda got scared thinking about it.
"Did Grampa fill the lake with his hose?!"
I asked, and everybody roared with laughter, never heard the end of it even years later.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2022 12:21 AM (sWgBr)
You wing nuts are always trying to ciminalize my perfectly normal hobbies. The queen told me she was 18!
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 02, 2022 12:22 AM (3AD8C)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 12:22 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:22 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:17 AM (bM7vb)
Even if it was, we still would have helped him steal the election.
Posted by: GOPe at August 02, 2022 12:23 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: CppThis
Illinois trannies? I hate Illinois trannies! *Elwood floors it*
Posted by: Joliet Jake at August 02, 2022 12:23 AM (MweZW)
Posted by: Nutsy at August 02, 2022 12:25 AM (OfVjg)
He had to keep checking the internal polling to see who was going to win before stamping his approval on a candidate, such that he could keep the myth alive of the super-important Trump endorsement.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2022 12:26 AM (9nm+E)
Posted by: Berserker
Chernobyl Landscaping Service, or Fat Man and Little Boy Lawn Care?
Posted by: Joliet Jake at August 02, 2022 12:27 AM (MweZW)
Posted by: Theodore at August 02, 2022 12:28 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 02, 2022 12:29 AM (MweZW)
seems nice enough, and pushes some mild "conservative" points. But we (the real world "conservative") need real voices, not those that play footsie on the edges as the evil ones continue their junta, which includes shut down and even prosecution of free speech.
Her looks? idk, I don't care ... like Coulter, who the eff cares about their looks .. Carry the Message (finish the mission) ... if they do that, I don't care if they are too boney, or whatever. imo Coulter was right to challenge Trump as he backed off his border security and moved toward "tax cuts for the rich".
Kat writes openings for Gutfeld, I think, so good, but she needs to go more Tucker, maybe she could call Ace for suggestions.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Infidel
I ask for his mama's curry recipe.
Posted by: if Miklos is in a good mood at August 02, 2022 12:30 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:29 AM (Cus5s)
They wouldn't do that, Ace is too cruel for them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2022 12:30 AM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:31 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2022 12:32 AM (vgYXJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2022 12:33 AM (xhaym)
If so, then good for her, and keep doing so. But, personally, I hadn't watched Gutfeld closely for a year or so, and I was shocked by her looks. Gaunt doesn't begin to describe. No judgement, but she shouldn't be front and center.
Cheeseburger jokes aside; she's distracting.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:34 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
ha, I didn't see your comment before my last comment.
she is cruel, but it is self deprecating stuff. She needs to attack the enemy more directly.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:34 AM (Cus5s)
*..does the maid turn down AOP's sheets, or torque them down once he's abed?*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:36 AM (tkOps)
And that widdle girl wath me!
Posted by: Kamala Harris, you know she has an unusually high sperm count for a woman at August 02, 2022 12:37 AM (a4EWo)
Beautiful top picture, so many beautiful elements.
Hope all are well. I'm wrapping up my vacay and heading home.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:37 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 12:37 AM (JOtiF)
Feel good
https://ktla.com/ne
ws/local-news/caught-on-vid
eo-store-owner-shotgun-blast/
Sorry posting alink on this phone is pitts
Put together is good.
Posted by: Braenyard's phone at August 02, 2022 12:38 AM (TnkZr)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:39 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Never criticize an Ace, unless you've walked a mile in his Cruel Shoes.
Posted by: Miklos Steve-Martin at August 02, 2022 12:39 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at August 02, 2022 12:39 AM (frr40)
My guess is that they've known his location for quite some time. And they've kept it in their pocket when they wanted to boost their image and distract from the fact that this country is at its lowest point since the depression.
Posted by: E. A. Blair at August 02, 2022 12:40 AM (UGpPs)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2022 12:41 AM (OTzUX)
You can get it tested. It might be better even for drinking than the city water.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:41 AM (vpF/P)
I don't watch either of them much, but am making comments based on other commentary mostly. Gutfeld mentioned how his harsh comments toward her ... are written by her. ... yeah, that might be some more serious issue ... eating disorders are not rare.
my Christian years, a professional came to me for counseling, eating disorder ... my brave Christian healing? I said "I can pray for you, but you should seek professional help". Many years later in another city, she found me, called me and said she did get help and resolution ... that was nice.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:42 AM (Cus5s)
You can get it tested. It might be better even for drinking than the city water.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
yep
Posted by: Our Man Flint at August 02, 2022 12:43 AM (fXe1m)
>How does a doctor write a fraudulent prescription? If you want to say a doctor was abusing the system, okay, but who the fuck are these "investigators?"
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2022 12:43 AM (0ocXn)
Where did you go for vacay?
To the second to last frontier, Montana. My family home. Saw lots of family, lots of beauty...lot of heat! Which means lots of swimming.
Thanks for asking.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:44 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 12:22 AM (VwHCD)
Now this being MS not NJ, when an unincorporated area becomes a new town or acquired part of a town, they FORCE you to shut down your well and hook to town water. Ignoring their order leads to Very Large Fines.
After Katrina, my FIL rehooked up his well as city water just wasn't available. But he had had to shut 'er down once city water went online again.
A word to the wise.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 12:44 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: GnuBreed
The Wise product is better and cheaper that the brand-name Cheetos
Posted by: Thrifty Miklos at August 02, 2022 12:47 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2022 12:26 AM (9nm+E)
I think I admitted that in my post about Trump's endorsement.
At least, I tried to admit it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 12:47 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: Theodore at August 02, 2022 12:47 AM (GJnvT)
I haven't asked around lately, but likely very few are old/attentive enough to know the origins of that municipal slogan.
In 1972, Richard Nixon was going to have his re-election convention in San Diego. I was alive but a bit younger at the time, but I gather the RNC/WH freaked out over very unimpressive threats/indicators of unrest (remember, 1972, DNC Chicago convention was still an open wound) - so they switched to Miami Beach, which has geographic features allowing total access control to the convention site (then).
Out of "wounded" pride*, somebody came up with the idea of the slogan "America's Finest City" as a response.
* wasn't pride, was awareness, that in '72 San Diego was about the nicest place to live in CONUS - all the natural factors like climate of course present, but a relaxed, inexpensive, medium-sized city, where growth/crowding were really the only focus of concern
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2022 12:48 AM (OTzUX)
If they can't be identified, their mouthpieces will do.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:49 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: raimondo at August 02, 2022 12:51 AM (CbmTp)
https://___ur.com/a/qVIsji6
"Well, you didn't report it, so you're culpable, too." Wow.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 02, 2022 12:52 AM (H3MF8)
The Wise product is better and cheaper that the brand-name Cheetos
Trader Joe's cheetos are better than Cheetos.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:52 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:41 AM (vpF/P)
Not sure about that one. The township made him go on city water because they claim a lot of the wells in the area are contaminated, so they were getting people away from wells. Could be bullshit for all I know.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 12:52 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at August 02, 2022 12:52 AM (fXe1m)
Well, just a few years after, things began to tip, and you know (or have heard some version of) the rest of the story. (San Diego itself only is still in the process of tipping - last non-idiotic major urban jurisdiction on the coast)
But to live it, and see the contrast, between then and now .....
Posted by: rhomboid at August 02, 2022 12:53 AM (OTzUX)
Good night, and be well Horde.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 02, 2022 12:54 AM (6cap8)
Posted by: raimondo at August 02, 2022 12:51 AM (CbmTp)
Look, we support your right to suck dicks for a quarter at the local gloryhole; be happy.
And don't forget to swallow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 12:54 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at August 02, 2022 12:54 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:55 AM (vpF/P)
Good night, and be well Horde.
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Protect your anus!
Bandaids!
Posted by: Surprise Anal Platypus at August 02, 2022 12:55 AM (7DYli)
Posted by: Kamala Harris, you know she has an unusually high sperm count for a woman at August 02, 2022 12:55 AM (a4EWo)
I don't bugger men and I don't get buggered by men so I have no fear of The Monkey Pox.
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly at August 02, 2022 12:56 AM (z9V4B)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
good place to start, at least.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 12:56 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 12:57 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Theodore at August 02, 2022 12:58 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 12:58 AM (a4EWo)
A lot had changed, in the interim. Then, by the mid '90s, it had changed.. more.
Just visited a year ago, April. Much looked the same, save for the over-building, all along canyon-sides and the like. But the crowding, the traffic, the expenses, the regulations.
"..paved Paradise, put up a parking lot." 'Bout sums it up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 12:59 AM (tkOps)
Snitches get...admitted to the super cool club?
Seriously though, bad sign when people are encouraged and pressured into being tattletales.
Saw it being encouraged in grade school setting.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 12:59 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
*sends Care Package of socks*
*I got plenty*
Posted by: Miklos von Sockenstein at August 02, 2022 01:00 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:00 AM (vpF/P)
After Katrina, my FIL rehooked up his well as city water just wasn't available. But he had had to shut 'er down once city water went online again.
A word to the wise.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 12:44 AM (JOtiF)
I wonder if thats what happened here. The town has been around forever as it is. They were pretty adamant that he got away from the well. I got the house from a friend of mine, so i remember. At first it was gotta lose the well, $1500 and will set you up with city water. He said no. Some time later, look you really gotta lose the well, but now its $2000. He said no. Some time later, look asshole lose the fucking well, and now its $2500. He finally relented. Good for me, I would have never bought the house had it been on a well. Septic, oil heat and well? No, bridge too far. As it is I'm praying for gas lines and sewers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
I don't bugger men and I don't get buggered by men so I have no fear of The Monkey Pox.
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly
Take a knee, Jeff.
Oh, never mind, you already did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 02, 2022 01:01 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:01 AM (vpF/P)
I don't bugger men and I don't get buggered by men so I have no fear of The Monkey Pox.
Posted by: Jeff Gillooly
Take a knee, Jeff.
Oh, never mind, you already did.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at August 02, 2022 01:01 AM (Bd6X
Nancy Kerrigan's knee, to be precise.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 02, 2022 01:02 AM (H3MF8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:03 AM (vpF/P)
Jim
In Cali, Paradise would require multiple permits and an Environmental Impact Statement.
Posted by: Miklos von Sud-Carolinien at August 02, 2022 01:04 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2022 01:04 AM (9nm+E)
If the water is good, I'd prefer a well. I prefer to be in control of my water source.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:05 AM (vpF/P)
In the thread below this one, there is a "colorized photo of Berlin, 1896," which is unbelievably cool looking... except that there's a CAR in the "1896 photo" that looks to have been assembled circa 1996!
I had FIRST noticed that the clothing of the woman in the foreground looks surprisingly au courant.
Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2022 01:05 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 01:05 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 01:06 AM (bM7vb)
1. Monkey Pox as the most important health issue of our time.
2. Tax penalties for Gas or Diesel powered cars and trucks.
Like me now?
My butt itches ...HMMM
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 02, 2022 01:07 AM (z9V4B)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:05 AM (vpF/P)
I just don't want to deal with the softener shit, and the billion bags of salt I see people having to deal with. I am sooo about modern conveniences . lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:08 AM (VwHCD)
In the thread below this one, there is a "colorized photo of Berlin, 1896," which is unbelievably cool looking... except that there's a CAR in the "1896 photo" that looks to have been assembled circa 1996!
I had FIRST noticed that the clothing of the woman in the foreground looks surprisingly au courant.
Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2022 01:05 AM (NLIak)
The city and year is a link... to a colorized movie from the turn of the century. The photo is portugal, I think we came up with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:08 AM (dNqv+)
Just one man's opinion.
Well, exactly! Alphabetically you have to leap a to h. Historically you have to leap from 1942 to 2022. Theologically you have to leap agnostic to muslim. So many leaps!!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:11 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 02, 2022 01:11 AM (z9V4B)
I mean, Isn't that why you have biosecurity measures?
But really, this is ridiculous. If the food has it, it's because the kids have it, so I guess you have to
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
OK, thx, I guess.
The potential for confusion is breathtaking. Congrats on figuring it out.
Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2022 01:13 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:13 AM (vpF/P)
>How does a doctor write a fraudulent prescription? If you want to say a doctor was abusing the system, okay, but who the fuck are these "investigators?"
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2022 12:43 AM (0ocXn)
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I agree. She wasn't defrauding anybody.
Posted by: Ciampino - reporters today are no Jimmy Olsens at August 02, 2022 01:13 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:01 AM (VwHCD)
We're unincorporated, and on a well/septic tank system. I love it. As long as we have power (and I do have a backup power source), I don't have to depend on gubmint largess to keep my water flowing.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 01:14 AM (JOtiF)
Feel good
Posted by: Braenyard'
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Yeah, that was worth a look. Here's short link:
https://tinyurl.com/7cuasn94
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2022 01:15 AM (E5ADw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:15 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:13 AM (vpF/P)
Like a laser beam. Not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:15 AM (ynpvh)
I just don't want to deal with the softener shit, and the billion bags of salt I see people having to deal with. I am sooo about modern conveniences . lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I'm particularly fond of running water and indoor plumbing!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:15 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:15 AM (vpF/P)
yeah, flush toilets are da bomb. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:17 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:17 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Leaping.
Pouncing.
Typical Rethuglicans
Posted by: Standard Issue Democrap at August 02, 2022 01:17 AM (fXe1m)
I had FIRST noticed that the clothing of the woman in the foreground looks surprisingly au courant.
Posted by: mnw at August 02, 2022 01:05 AM (NLIak)
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I see you points indeed. Both women are wearing jeans, modern-cut long pants and women didn't start wearing pants until the latter part of the 20th. Century. It was skirts and dresses before then.
Posted by: Ciampino - reporters today are no Jimmy Olsenswere we hoaxed? at August 02, 2022 01:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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I-95 runs south.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2022 01:19 AM (E5ADw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I'm particularly fond of running water and indoor plumbing!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:15 AM (vpF/P)
When you live without a few tens of miles of the ocean, at the end of rivers, you're water will probably be quite hard. I have a water softener to keep the pipes from getting too much build-up (it's a 50-year-old house...)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:20 AM (ynpvh)
I once had to put in a specialized septic. I took a class, passed a test, and was able to be the septic technician for the project. Saved lots of money. Also helpful that family had machinery I could use.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:21 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:20 AM (ynpvh)
Thats the problem around here. Everybody with a well has a softener, and a frigging pallet of salt bags.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:22 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:24 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:24 AM (vpF/P)
They do a bunch of shit to it. Its still a tad on the hard side, but not bad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)
Well, bleach DOES kill COVID, doesn't it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:26 AM (ynpvh)
If they did, would they be accused of being soft on lime?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2022 01:26 AM (9nm+E)
If that is the actual charge, she may be able to win based on the fact that words do have meaning.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:27 AM (vpF/P)
Some British Vet: This Pride stuff is like living under an authoritarian regime.
The authoritarian regime: We are experiencing anxiety because you dissent. And...we're arresting you.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2022 01:28 AM (ESjRY)
Going to south MS on vaca was a treat, as I used 1/4 of the normal shampoo amount, and your skin felt soft as silk.
Hard water suxx. "City water" has not much to do with it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2022 01:28 AM (JOtiF)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:28 AM (vpF/P)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:24 AM (vpF/P)
They do a bunch of shit to it. Its still a tad on the hard side, but not bad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:26 AM (VwHCD)
Chlorinate, Fluorinate, add some stuff for taste (avoid grassy taste algae causes)... Yeah, they do lots of stuff to water. Just don't get me started on floculation...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
Now we see the oppression inherent to the system.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:31 AM (vpF/P)
We would get well water from a church within a mile of the beach, because the Official Water wouldn't even make good tea.
Odd that there was a spring with sweet water that close to the Atlantic, but donations were accepted, but not required, because Gift.
Posted by: Myrtle Miklos at August 02, 2022 01:35 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 01:38 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 02, 2022 01:38 AM (vpF/P)
Hard water suxx. "City water" has not much to do with it.
Posted by: GnuBreed
I normally always used Castile Soap when camping. Used it in the house because I had some.
Better
Posted by: Miklos, Stronk like Bull, Soft as Silk at August 02, 2022 01:39 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2022 01:39 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Miklos, or so I imagine at August 02, 2022 01:40 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 02, 2022 01:41 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
Protect your precious bodily fluids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:41 AM (dNqv+)
Septic is not that hard, but regulation can make it expensive. Sometimes government can be helpful (on requiring safe installations, for example), but if they get bought by the mafia, only paying an extra $25K or so will satisfy the corrupt system.
I'm kinda in the Hinterland, 70% MAGA, but it is still mobbed up Illinois with Pritzker the Woke. ... You say you want a revolution? well you know, we all want to change the world. (the Beatles sang that)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 01:41 AM (Cus5s)
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Your presence enlightens these boxes of grey.
Posted by: Sri Miklosaharishi at August 02, 2022 01:42 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:42 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:43 AM (dNqv+)
https://bit.ly/3vuTmYk
Posted by: Kindltot
Berserker
Posted by: Miklos, or so I imagine at August 02, 2022 01:40 AM (fXe1m)
Nope, I don't have a beard. Shit, I don't even have a tattoo.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 02, 2022 01:42 AM (dNqv+)
546 Night IGP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Biteless bedbugs etc.
Posted by: beloved Uncle Miklos, can finally go out for a smoke at August 02, 2022 01:44 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at August 02, 2022 01:49 AM (4I/2K)
Might be time to retire the plumber and hire a urologist? (29 y/o pipes would be FINE, of course!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 01:49 AM (tkOps)
Likewise.
If I ever were to *get* a tattoo, it would be a long expired "Best Used By" date. You know, truth in advertising, and all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 01:51 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Ladyl
It explains everything!
Posted by: Some Rat at August 01, 2022 11:15 PM (r1z5A)
----
But it has evolved to Climate Crisis now.
Posted by: Ciampino - reporters are useless at August 02, 2022 01:55 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper
This is why I deny them my Essence.
Posted by: Buck Miklos-Turgidson at August 02, 2022 01:55 AM (fXe1m)
I do want to use the cistern again for soft water from roof collection, and sure, soft water is better for washing with less soap. And I use reverse osmosis for my coffee maker ... but hard water does not quickly corrode pipes to the point of stopping flow, in my experience.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2022 01:56 AM (Cus5s)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 01:51 AM (tkOps)
I almost got one in sturgis one year. It was theee tat for me. It was a reaper, in a purple robe with a highly detailed skull, holding a blue flying V guitar. I would have changed the color of the robe and guitar, but its the guitar I was mostly known to use, and still use. It..was..the...shit. Mrs B put the kybosh on that in warp speed. She rarely ever curses, but she looked at the tat, looked at me and said, and I quote, "there is no fucking way I'm waking up to that in the morning". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 01:57 AM (VwHCD)
Likewise.
If I ever were to *get* a tattoo, it would be a long expired "Best Used By" date. You know, truth in advertising, and all.
Jim
My moustache is pencil, if not wafer thin.
Posted by: Miklos from the 30s or maybe 40s at August 02, 2022 01:57 AM (fXe1m)
Underfed and boring.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb)
Probably be like fucking a bag of antlers, but hey, she is cute.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 12:09
Sorry Bers, she is cute if you like gals w/ anorexia. Sometimes funny, but not often enough. She and Tryus don't add much, Gutfeld is loyal but he should ditch those 2.
His guests can be hysterical, unlike those 2. What's her name, Greek origin, dark hair, she killed it the other day.
Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2022 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 02:01 AM (bM7vb)
Sorry Bers, she is cute if you like gals w/ anorexia. Sometimes funny, but not often enough. She and Tryus don't add much, Gutfeld is loyal but he should ditch those 2.
His guests can be hysterical, unlike those 2. What's her name, Greek origin, dark hair, she killed it the other day.
Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2022 01:59 AM (55Qr6)
Tyrus is the buddah with the wrestling belt? Yeah, him and kat don't really add anything. Once in a while they'll say something funny, but they do just take up space. Kat definitely looks better without the stupid glasses though. Glasses like that on chicks are frigging annoying.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:05 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 02:08 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 02:10 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
in fairness, what?
Posted by: confederatefifth at August 01, 2022 11:07 PM (ZSmuD)
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I see your lakes and raise you Lake Victoria. I lived on the northern shore for 4 years and the southern shore for two.
Posted by: Ciampino - 3rd largest lake at August 02, 2022 02:11 AM (qfLjt)
Leather or organic free-range sustainable cotton?
Thanks
PS I wear glasses too
Posted by: Miklos writes to zombie Penthouse at August 02, 2022 02:13 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:05 AM (VwHCD)
Options: 1. Leave 'em on nightstand. 2. Drop 'em on floor next to the bed. 3. Distract her, and flee.
The wise man chooses the third option. Because,
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 02:14 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 02:15 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 02:08 AM (a4EWo)
You can just picture her saying that too. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:16 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:16 AM (VwHCD)
In 3-D, HD, Technicolor, Dolby and Surround 7, at Movie Preview volume settings.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 02:20 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 02:21 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Miklos, from Kat's anorexic College Support Group at August 02, 2022 02:22 AM (fXe1m)
The Paolo, he can, how you say, makea it purr, yes?
*by proxy*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 02:24 AM (tkOps)
Buddy, upon analysis, she could make anyone growl, and she loves you for that.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 02:25 AM (bM7vb)
Go away now.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen all have some meat on their bones.
But busy because of the Bass Masters Tournament over by the lake.
Posted by: Miklos, Project manager this time every year at August 02, 2022 02:25 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:26 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Berserker has met my first criterion for Classy Chicks.
But alas, is not a chick (upon Reliable Information).
Posted by: Miklos, trying to afford to be picky at August 02, 2022 02:31 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 02, 2022 02:32 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 02:34 AM (a4EWo)
*by proxy*
Jim
Somehow that reminds me of a central European joke.
Posted by: Miklos, skiing without snow at August 02, 2022 02:35 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:36 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 02:36 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 02:34 AM (a4EWo)
Well, if he didn't thoroughly vapor-lock upon being presented with such a hot 'ette, at least you'd know for sure that he was gayer than Liberace's candelabra.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Ixnay on the iklosmay at August 02, 2022 02:37 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 02:41 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 02:42 AM (KAi1n)
I actually taped off all the spaces I did not want to paint, then blew up a can of paint. Turned out well. Except for that one cat shaped blank spot. Scout was pissed off for days.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at August 01, 2022 10:47 PM (x8Wzq)
----
Ah, the Mr Bean Technique.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWu-i2Xo1xA
Posted by: Ciampino - is this a common gag? at August 02, 2022 02:43 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Liberace's candelabra at August 02, 2022 02:43 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 02:42 AM (KAi1n)
Everything liberace was gay. His candelabra, his piano, his clothes, all of it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:43 AM (VwHCD)
I asked, and everybody roared with laughter, never heard the end of it even years later.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 02, 2022 12:21
That's a great memory CT. Pass it on to the youngers in the family. Grampa sounds like a cool guy.
Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2022 02:44 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Multicultural Miklos at August 02, 2022 02:45 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Is there a PROBLEM??!!
*GLARE with hands on hips*
Posted by: Miklos knows that homos do not like lesbos at August 02, 2022 02:48 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 02:49 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 02:52 AM (VwHCD)
Chlorinate, Fluorinate, add some stuff for taste (avoid grassy taste algae causes)... Yeah, they do lots of stuff to water. Just don't get me started on floculation...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 01:29 AM (ynpvh)
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Flocculation?
So we can say with a straight face 'Floc you too !'
Posted by: Ciampino - flocculation before titration at August 02, 2022 02:54 AM (qfLjt)
Just sayin'.
Jim
FUN FACT
Of the years that I learned Spanish, in the US, in Europe, in Yucatan, I never heard "ese" until in the US a few years ago.
I do not like this word.
Posted by: El Mikloso de Yucatan at August 02, 2022 02:57 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022 03:00 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 02, 2022 03:03 AM (a4EWo)
Gutter Spanish, lower by far than the Tex-Mex spoken in (where else?) Texas.
"ese". origin, So Cal '70s low rider culture, harking back to the greasers of the '50s and zoot-suiters of the very late '30s.
Such lingo is a gatekeeper of codewords, as to "who is in or who is out", as to current jargon. Say the wrong words at the wrong time or in the wrong way, and you're in deep shit, ese.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 03:04 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 03:06 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 02:36 AM (KAi1n)
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Unbeknownst to me one of mine horked on my flat-bed scanner so I had to clean dried up cat-food vomitus before I could use it. Then Windows 11 recognized it but no driver. It was originally a WinXP vintage but it worked with Win10. HP no longer kept a download (they used to have a site for legacy drivers but no more it seems). Fortunately I'm a magpie and still had the HD from my old Toshiba laptop (died when a cat peed on the keyboard). It still had the full installation file for that scanner. Worked like a charm.
Posted by: Ciampino - too many cats at August 02, 2022 03:06 AM (qfLjt)
I failed "Spanish" because I kept trying to order from the Taco Bell menu.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 03:07 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: m at August 02, 2022 03:08 AM (QPyqx)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 03:08 AM (KAi1n)
Kind of heartwarming he has reunited with his old pal Osama in the depths of Hell.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2022 03:11 AM (aWgmB)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 02, 2022 03:06 AM (KAi1n)
You want the ass to kiss you?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 03:14 AM (ynpvh)
c:\viagra.exe
If your Drive stays Hard for more than four hours, then see an MS Technician.
Side effects may include (but not limited to), blue screen of death, spontaneous rebooting, sector failure alerts directing rebooting and general hard drive crash, aborting rebooting.
And the author of this shit wants to change the world in his image? /fuckthatshitandfuckhim!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 03:15 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 03:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 02, 2022 03:20 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2022 03:20 AM (ynpvh)
"Poster modernism is just gnosticism with a liberal arts degree."
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at August 02, 2022 03:24 AM (7txLS)
Jim
Yo soy la Booty Grandita!
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Mugabe-Pizarro-Nike-Cortez at August 02, 2022 03:24 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Shiggz
Advanced Adjunct Professorship AWARDED
Posted by: University of Miklos at August 02, 2022 03:26 AM (fXe1m)
Miley picked 8 lbs+ of green beans out of the garden this afternoon. I picked another shit ton of purple hull peas, and shelled about half of 'em.
We are gonna make a canning run for the green beans tomorrow and see how that goes.
Better hit the sick. Kirk out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at August 02, 2022 03:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Nope. You can have all the Donkey Chomper "Special Sauce" in yo mouf as you might desire.
I'm to the snoozer, y'all. Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2022 03:32 AM (tkOps)
there is the story of the Englishwoman who went to Northern California coast to see the Pacific Ocean.
When she got there and gazed upon it, she told her traveling companion, "You know, I thought it would look bigger"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 01, 2022 11:05 PM (xhaym)
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That's what the girlfriend said .....
Posted by: Ciampino - when you've seen one ocean ... at August 02, 2022 03:38 AM (qfLjt)
Better hit the sick. Kirk out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
The sound of the weight/regulator dancing on top of a canner is peaceful.
Posted by: Local Miklos at August 02, 2022 03:39 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2022 03:55 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2022 03:56 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 02, 2022
***
I got up to Span 3 in HS and 2 more years of it in college. But it was all pretty much the reading track. I could never assemble a sentence very well in conversation and was always fumbling for words and constructions in the "If only it were English" method.
I don't regret it. It taught me a lot about languages like Latin in general and (strangely) about English in particular.
My first year, 9th grade? Horrible. I got through it by brute memorization. It got easier after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 02, 2022 04:01 AM (c6xtn)
Posted by: Shiggz (defective slave) at August 02, 2022 04:01 AM (7txLS)
I believe it was Bismarkius that said "One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in Illyria".
Posted by: Archimedes at August 01, 2022 10:11 PM (/NCI4)
"The Balkans are overrated, but not overly so."
Thomas Jefferson
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 02, 2022 04:05 AM (rY8O7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 02, 2022 04:09 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Leka Miklos-Zogu I, TRUE KING OF ALL THE ALBANIAS
In my language, I say Gesundheidt !
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2022 04:22 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2022 04:24 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 04:27 AM (I47pb)
Posted by: Miklos "Dick" Dale at August 02, 2022 04:29 AM (fXe1m)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2022 04:30 AM (k8B25)
Still a lot to do at the house.
Sister is coming home in lesss than 2 weeks, so we will head up north then to have the ashes buried.
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 04:34 AM (I47pb)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 04:37 AM (I47pb)
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2022 04:37 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2022 04:46 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 04:47 AM (I47pb)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2022 04:48 AM (k8B25)
I had a fall near a fire and got some pretty serious burns on my legs. I don't recommend doing that!
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 04:54 AM (I47pb)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2022 05:05 AM (k8B25)
https://tinyurl.com/ynt6pnsd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2022 05:10 AM (dCeM5)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity
Okay !
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2022 05:12 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 05:15 AM (I47pb)
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2022 05:17 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: My Life is Insanity at August 02, 2022 04:54 AM (I47pb)
Take care of yourself, MLiI!
Posted by: m at August 02, 2022 05:20 AM (r8enq)
Posted by: JT at August 02, 2022 05:23 AM (T4tVD)
Is that Venus ?
Posted by: JT
Venus is just coming over the horizon. If what you are seeing is a little farther up, it could be Mars.
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