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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (7/30/22) Probably Too Many Videos, You Be The Judge Edition
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk: “I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.” [Submitted by TN Deplorable]
Apologies up front, I am sorry I am reporting news/current events on what should be a lighthearted ONT. ***SNORT-SNORT***
Biden tests positive for COVID in 'rebound' case, doctor saysDo you think Kamala is on her knees
Biden tested positive for a 'rebound' infection of COVID-19 President Biden tested positive for COVID-19 in a "rebound" case on Saturday, according to the White House. "As described last week, acknowledging the potential for so-called ‘rebound’ COVID positivity observed in a small percentage of patients treated with PAXLOVID the President increased his testing cadence, both to protect people around him and to assure early detection of any return of viral replication," White House Doctor Dr. Kevin O'Connor said. O'Connor said in the letter that Biden tested negative for COVID-19 on Tuesday evening, Wednesday morning, Thursday morning, and Friday morning, but tested positive on Saturday morning by an antigen test.
Like everyone, I get a lot of unsolicited emails with the classic clickbait trick of offering a “top ten” list or something like it. I usually delete or block them without opening, but this one succeeded in getting the click, and I am sure it is news some Power Line readers will want to know (whether as a list of where to avoid, or cycle to, I leave to you to decide): Love feeling the wind in your hair — and all over your body — while riding on two wheels? There are U.S. cities where that’s not only legal but also celebrated, so what are 2022’s Best Cities for Naked Biking? LawnStarter ranked the 200 biggest U.S. cities ahead of upcoming World Naked Bike Rides like the one in St. Louis on July 30.
Quite the ordeal. Quite the story. Disaster at 18,200 feet - The story of what really happened when a mountaineer fell 1,000 feet while summiting North America's tallest peak, Denali
None of them noticed the fall. One moment, Adam Rawski was with them on the mountain. The next, he was gone. It was May 24, 2021, around Day 15 of their trek up Denali, North America's tallest peak. There was Grant Wilson and Sarah Maynard, Alaska natives and close friends since high school who were now in their early 20s; Rawski, a 31-year-old clean technology executive from Canada, who had befriended them on the mountain a week earlier; and Dr. Jason Lance, a 48-year-old radiologist from Utah who had paired up with Rawski at the last minute after both of their climbing partners turned back. The four had hoped to summit that day. But Rawski was exhausted and showing signs of altitude sickness. He couldn't go any further. Just over a thousand feet from the summit, they had no choice but to stop and turn back.
It's not the fall but the abrupt stop that usually proves injurious.
Is anything safe to say without causing bruised feelings? PETA Asks People To Use Alternatives To Animal-Oriented Insults, Gets Ridiculed In Return
PETA is at it again. Now they want people to stop using supremacist language and perpetuate speciesism. Needless to say, the internet was very entertained by this demand.
NSFW-Bill Burr
On this day: July 30, 2014 - Dick Wagner
American rock guitarist, and songwriter Dick Wagner, who worked with Alice Cooper and Lou Reed died from a lung infection aged 71. One of the best-known songs written by Wagner is 'Only Women Bleed', which was one of Alice Coppers biggest hits. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: July 30, 1941 - Paul Anka
Canadian-American singer, songwriter and actor Paul Anka. He had the 1957 UK & US No.1 single 'Diana' which sold over 9 million copies world-wide. He wrote many classic songs including the English lyrics to Claude François and Jacques Revaux's music for Frank Sinatra's signature song, 'My Way' which has been recorded by many, including Elvis Presley. Two songs he co-wrote with Michael Jackson, 'This Is It' and 'Love Never Felt So Good' became posthumous hits for Jackson. via thisdayinmusic.com
Russian booze + hand/eye coordination= Genius Award Winner. Video style.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (bgPhH)
Posted by: barbarausa at July 30, 2022 10:03 PM (RY/x5)
Posted by: Skip at July 30, 2022 10:04 PM (k8B25)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:04 PM (Vq3yq)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 30, 2022 10:05 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:05 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:07 PM (7bRMQ)
Kabuki theater script is already in
Kanela along with the rest are practicing their lines.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:07 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:07 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: wing at July 30, 2022 10:08 PM (PlW9M)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Paul Anka is one of my celebrity lookalikes. I can't sing though.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (EZebt)
ONT Greetings, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (tkOps)
Have a lovely evening hordelings, I am done for the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (Vq3yq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: Iris at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: jewells45 at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (S8ear)
Is that like, oh I don't know, catching it AGAIN?
Or do these assholes have to come up with a new (and no doubt run through several focus groups) and fancy way of saying it?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (anj39)
My wife and one of the cats have discovered that the AC is on in the bedroom, and I don't think either are going to come out any time soon.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (CCf67)
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Do they even know how the internet works? Idiots...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Ha.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (5KWKT)
_______________
Seat Sniffer has a different take. And it's a cheaper subscription.
YMMV *I have no personal knowledge either way.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
My local news slanted it by calling the reoccurrence a 'rare' event. *cough - bullshit - cough*
Kudos to the Moron on here who called it as soon as Biden got the Pax for the first case.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (xhaym)
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So you have free rein in the rest of the house?
Carpe diem, my friend!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:05 PM (bM7vb)
I still think that was Jane Fonda's best movie, and one she fit to a T.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: JT at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (T4tVD)
She should be in Asia by now.
Still can't figure out what she's actually taking this trip for other than to cost us money, but a small child and start a nuclear war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH)
Those tests aren't worth shit. I've known people who get one result, get retested almost immediately, and get a different result.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
Florida man simply has a much more productive publicist.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (KTPXo)
Considering how many elderly people there are in Congress, how many died of WuFlu?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH)
and Sir Paul McCartney
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (sAmhv)
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
How I wish I had someone to talk to
I'm in an awful way...
Hi Mr. MisHum and all you Hordesters! Happy weekend!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (7bRMQ)
I think it was a solid B-
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (5KWKT)
Come on Doof, MisHum always treats his subjects fairly! But the "Thanks" might buy you some time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Vq3yq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
To protect your asymmetricals.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (7bRMQ)
Lucky you. It's only 98 here with 19% humidity.
Why yes, I've been staying inside a lot.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, not one dime, not one vote at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (zNcSj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)
I also canned 25 pints of cherries today, so I am bushed.
When the cat and the wife sprawl on the bed, there is no room for me.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:17 PM (xhaym)
She should be in Asia by now.
Still can't figure out what she's actually taking this trip for other than to cost us money, but a small child and start a nuclear war.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (PY/t0)
***
West coast cities go first.
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:17 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (1Nxff)
Saline solution has remarkable anti-COVID properties...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:17 PM (Vq3yq)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I think it was a solid B-
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And, the blogs that steal content from us get all the views.
Similar to high school where the cheater gets the A, and you, the guy he copied, gets the B-.
Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
Keeps you from getting piles.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (PY/t0)
A friend told me that about motorcycle mishap
Said, it's not the speed it's the impact".
tuck and roll, tuck and roll
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
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Could be worse. It could be like this bike:
https://tinyurl.com/9hn6wdjb
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (5KWKT)
You're welcome Mr. Doof
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:16 PM (Vq3yq)
If I'm lucky
Posted by: Doof at July 30, 2022 10:18 PM (5KWKT)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:19 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (xlqcA)
Geez what a scummy person that driver is. Bet they commit insurance fraud also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH)
***
A friend of mine, lives in the mid-west, is a lesbian. And she is drop-dead gorgeous. And that, hordemates, is a huge, and sad, waste.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39)
Which will get lost. Or stuck in one of her capacious freezers.
Or get left on a bus.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (xhaym)
Pigeon toed
Jack ass - who is Jill Biden
Middle one has me stumped.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0)
And just think, you had been doing so well lately.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Kindltot
My pussy takes up most of the bed also!
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at July 30, 2022 10:22 PM (FGbUr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Just a guess, but is the opening asymmetrical?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 30, 2022 10:23 PM (nfrXX)
He didn't add "my word as a Biden"?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 10:23 PM (VwHCD)
Florida man simply has a much more productive publicist.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:14 PM (Msys3)
Couldn't see the bottom of the plate, but I'm guessing Cuyahoga County. F those guys.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 30, 2022 10:23 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0)
And just think, you had been doing so well lately.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
You're still averaging an A. Just remember to sign your name next time and you won't lose those five points.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Do they wear the sticker, Hello my name is Butch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Pigeon toed
Jack ass - who is Jill Biden
Middle one has me stumped.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (ktqzt)
Purple People Eater
Posted by: Sheb Wooley at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (7bRMQ)
Guy with the man bun, face & neck tattoos and a whole tackle box's worth of piercings, works at the bicycle store.
He says that hole in the seat is called a "Jarles Chonson" device, or something like that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:15 PM (PY/t0)
And just think, you had been doing so well lately.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
You're still averaging an A. Just remember to sign your name next time and you won't lose those five points.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (PY/t0)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Cob (unless it's CBD and you're talking maple syrup).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: Javems at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (AmoqO)
If he gad covid they would lie about it
Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (gbzeC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
To take attention away from the fact that she and her family have used her position to make mountains of money with insider trading?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (QK75E)
If he gad covid they would lie about it
Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (gbzeC)
E-gads!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (PY/t0)
If he gad covid they would lie about it
Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at
They want him away from the nuke button if Nancy ends up as fish food in the Formosa straight.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (+ksY7)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (KFhLj)
You're still averaging an A. Just remember to sign your name next time and you won't lose those five points.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (PY/t0)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Cob (unless it's CBD and you're talking maple syrup).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (llON
***
*puts tape on computer camera*
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (VwHCD)
>>I don't think Biden gas covid
Probably not, every time one of these leftists goofballs wants some alone time they feign getting COVID.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (MxOfj)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: Count de Monet
There was a picture of him where he looked like Jessica Fletcher.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
WTF does the Speaker of the House have to do with foreign policy or international relations?
Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KTPXo)
Just saw Top Gun: Maverick with the family. It was so, so good! Thanks for the fellow Morons who recommended it.
Posted by: Jmel at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: TC
The priest didn't mention murder so Teddy is right out.
Posted by: Zombie Mrs. Slocombe at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (Msys3)
Hunter is putting some Zappa on the hifi, and using his syphilitic dick-tip to dial up his fail safe, Kamala, for some maybe fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi9rsNF374
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CCf67)
The answer to the question - should I stay or should I go.
I'm thinking I should go...
Love you guys
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM
That's the finest rendition of Tchaikovsky - The Seasins Op.37a June [Barcarolle] I've seen this week!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (ae8Of)
Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX
Do the pelosis have stock in munitions companies?
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A)
I'm thinking I should go...
Love you guys
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (6cap
Why? You got something else to do?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:33 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KTPXo)
Graft is covered in the unpublished edition of the Constitution!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (Vq3yq)
Had an outdoor concert today. Early afternoon, bright, cloudless day.
And now my arms and face are a lovely shade of red.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (RFKzk)
He made artistic sculptures of ships out of scraps and trash.
Posted by: yep at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (QRsW4)
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Would they release it to, and would it be reported by the MDM-MSM, if Hunter had given F. Joe the Monkeypox (AKA the FaggotOrgyF*ckingPox)?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (QbCrG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (ktqzt)
I hate to be "that guy", but let's not ever anybody tell that gal that the tree growing through the stop sign pole will almost certainly slowly be strangled to death. Wrapping things around a tree trunk is more or less "girdling", the water and nutrients travel through the cambium layer just under the bark, it doesn't take much...
Posted by: Common Tater at July 29, 2022 11:38
That's odd timing, I was just going to post about girdling a tree on our lot line. Absentee landlord has let the place go to heel, I'm killing some of the volunteer trees on the lot line.
i'm determined to kill this soft maple, fast growing and it's already ca 30 feet. This sucker has to go. I'll update on the gardening thread.
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
Love you guys
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Nah, stick around. (dusts off adjacent bar stool)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (r1z5A)
Plane doesn't have to go through customs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (PY/t0)
Hunter is putting some Zappa on the hifi, and using his syphilitic dick-tip to dial up his fail safe, Kamala, for some maybe fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBi9rsNF374
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:32 PM (CCf67)
*SNORT* The perfect spoof on Frampton.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (ae8Of)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
No, but they are that type. Definitely not the lipstick lesbians.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Had an outdoor concert today. Early afternoon, bright, cloudless day.
And now my arms and face are a lovely shade of red.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (RFKzk)
It beats frost bite.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:33 PM (r1z5A)
Can't we vote her something like 1,000 shares of the Purina Fish Food Corporation?
She could do a deep dive into her market space while over the Straits of Formosa.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (6cap8)
https://youtu.be/SEE9Hm2RGB8
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (ktqzt)
Remember Biden mocking Trump, because Trump got so much sicker from Covid than he did?
Karma, suka.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:39 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:35 PM (ae8Of)
She is?! Well, all right!
Posted by: Lizard at July 30, 2022 10:39 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM
That's never stopped me!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (ae8Of)
It beats frost bite.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
This
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (anj39)
No. More like the Paxlovid just suppresses it for a while and it comes roaring back.
Posted by: GWB at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (R1Qer)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I knew another one who had played on one of those women's baseball teams like in that movie, "A League of Their Own." If you glanced at her out of the corner of your eye, you thought she was a man.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (PY/t0)
Well, no...but I don't think I have much to contribute...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (6cap
That's all right. Ain't no diff than contributing a few and getting ignored.........
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (7bRMQ)
Well, no...but I don't think I have much to contribute...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (6cap
COMM, you seriously misunderestimate your contributions To the ONT!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (Vq3yq)
Since this is the New Portland, we'll see if any gangbangers object to being inconvenienced by the WNBR.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
If he gad covid they would lie about it
Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Geez, I hope Hunter didn't give HIM VD.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM
That's never stopped me!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (ae8Of)
Or any of us.
Well, except maybe Muldoon.
Oh! And Joe Mannix! Heh...yeah!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (anj39)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
What did she scratch between pitches while at bat?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM
That's the finest rendition of Tchaikovsky - The Seasins Op.37a June [Barcarolle] I've seen this week!
Posted by: Zettai
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Yes
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:42 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (ae8Of)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (ktqzt)
I don't have any authentic Italian food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (PY/t0)
There's a neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:44 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
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Ah, Spaghetti-Os...Haven't had those in decades...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
Wonder what it's called. Probably has a snappy name like spaghetti rounds.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Diogenes
So in the greatest fake out in history, the chicoms have offered nancy sanctuary.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (ae8Of)
At least that was the explanation I was given years ago when I asked about it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:29 PM (KFhLj)
Thee most butch lesbo I ever saw was on that metal cruise I would go on. She was German, and god as my judge she was theee textbook vision of an old female nazi death camp guard. Had a haircut like george peppard from the A team. I was sitting at the bar hanging with 2 chicks from california that we kept bumping into, sisters actually. The lesbo zeroed right in on the cute blonde one and kept trying to talk to her. After an hour went by the blonde leans over to me and says sorry jersey (she was calling me jersey) I have to hide. She vanishes. about 15 minutes later the lesbo moves over a seat and leans over to me and says "sooo, vere is.. your.. friend?" In a complete "your papers are not in order" type of command. I damn near pissed myself. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (VwHCD)
Mayhaps I'm a little stale on my constitution, but . . . . .
Posted by: LRob in TX
Well, if after the trip, her hubby buys a shitload of stock that suddenly goes up, we'll know why she went.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (+lVUW)
I don't have any authentic Italian food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (PY/t0)
There's a neat round spaghetti you can eat with a spoon!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:43 PM (4I/2K)
I was thinking the same thing.
Great minds think a like or snark a like.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (aA3+G)
Since this is the New Portland, we'll see if any gangbangers object to being inconvenienced by the WNBR.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
***
And me with this extra bee hive.
What to do??? What to do???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:46 PM (anj39)
You see there were two walking in the Dealers' Room dressed as Sailor Uranus. Oh the costumes looked good, it was the cosplayers that were the issue. Both were morbidly obese. And one forgot to shave their beard.
*twitch*
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:47 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:47 PM (ae8Of)
Posted by: Diogenes
So in the greatest fake out in history, the chicoms have offered nancy sanctuary.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (r1z5A)
A botox padded room.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+)
I don't have any authentic Italian food.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I would love to witness what Papa or Nonna would do/say to any waiter that offered a 'charcuterie board'. Or a $24 plate of polenta.
It wouldn't be pretty.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 30, 2022 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (PY/t0)
Donut Spaghetti!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:49 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 10:49 PM (bM7vb)
Hmm...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+)
That's because they suck dog dick.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
https://youtu.be/SEE9Hm2RGB8
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:38 PM (ktqzt)
Dutch Angle- from below!
Also, she does not look happy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:51 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:48 PM (dNqv+)
That's because they suck dog dick.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Not with YOUR dick, MisHum.
Posted by: Ajax, loyal dog of Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:51 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (4I/2K)
a can right now for dinner. (Wife's out of town.) Can said it expired six months ago. But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
Even Paxlovid can't kill that taste.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ae8Of)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Truth! Those spaghetti rounds are too sweet.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ftFVW)
a can right now for dinner. (Wife's out of town.) Can said it expired six months ago. But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj)
That's right! You show 'em. Who does Franco American work for?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
If Piers Anthony were not already dead (I think), he'd be a fan.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:53 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: The Government and People of The People's Republic of Miklostan at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (WBs1t)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
That's the whole point of many things.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (PY/t0)
A neat new spaghetti you can eat with a coffee...
Uh, oh, donut-Os...
I know...lame...I'll stop now...
Back to the lounge...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
If true, what a noble goal!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (Vq3yq)
Hmm...
Posted by: 18-1
I've known a few couples that were both butch, most are a mix as you point out. I've never seen a two-femme couple.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (ftFVW)
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle?
Posted by: Diogenes
Gee thanks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 10:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (ESjRY)
She'd be much hotter in thigh-high boots...
Posted by: Zettai
Not still talking about Nancy Pelosi, are we?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: Zettai
You can't eat just one.
Posted by: Lays at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (WBs1t)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (ESjRY)
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By Jove, I think you may have cracked the code! This warrants more investigation...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (7EjX1)
Ha, I had a German professor in grad school who was ex- Luftwaffe. He had a face like an avenging eagle. Wore a white lab coat while lecturing at the chalk board.
He would hand out "take-home" tests that we had two weeks to answer. The problems were so hard that most people never got solutions to all of them.
On the Monday morning they were due, he would stand very upright in class and say "Your papers, please". I was one of two Americans in the class, the other guy and I used to laugh about this all the time but we were actually terrified of the guy.
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (wsHtO)
Nuff said.
Posted by: TC
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What are Mc Connell and McCarthy?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:56 PM (xlqcA)
Barnyard animals?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj)
Practically, you just know there has to be at least a one to two year margin on those dates!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (Vq3yq)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (xlqcA)
a can right now for dinner. (Wife's out of town.) Can said it expired six months ago. But I'm not gonna be bossed around by a can.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:52 PM (KFhLj)
That's right! You show 'em. Who does Franco American work for?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 10:53 PM (4I/2K)
Damned skippy!
Hell, I bet that dude wasn't Italian and not even a real chef!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle?
Posted by: Diogenes
Gee thanks.
Posted by: nurse ratched
As we have discussed....I'll be in the damn fireball!!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (Hh+iQ)
Hell, I bet that dude wasn't Italian and not even a real chef!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)
I bet Aunt Jemima wasn't really an aunt either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM (PY/t0)
You think you are getting Biden starting a nuclear war with Russia
You are actually getting Nancy Pelosi accidentally starting a nuclear war with China while trying to inflate some stock or other
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM (6cap8)
Did he have a relationship with an underage fan or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 11:00 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (bM7vb)
Did he have a relationship with an underage fan or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 11:00 PM (ESjRY)
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He's been a pervy old man for a long, long time.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: 18-1
Those chip folks need a little persuading to move....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: DB at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qH6FZ)
I'm wondering if I'll see the fireball over Seattle?
Posted by: Diogenes
Gee thanks.
Posted by: nurse ratched
As we have discussed....I'll be in the damn fireball!!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
Hey. Bad enough down here.
Ft Lewis...McChord AFB. And further out is Bremerton.
I figure I'll have just enough time to say "Awww...Hell."
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (anj39)
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (wsHtO)
Yum!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:59 PM
That's not much older than your pickled elk!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (ivLWF)
On the Monday morning they were due, he would stand very upright in class and say "Your papers, please". I was one of two Americans in the class, the other guy and I used to laugh about this all the time but we were actually terrified of the guy.
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (wsHtO)
The BEST organic professor I had in college had BRUTAL exams. Absolutely insane questions. Usually only one or two over 90% out of a class of 400 people. So it was not impossible, you just had to really understand the material and be able to apply it. I learned a lot from that guy.
As a side note, I also had him for a organic lab. During one of the practicals, he was explaining the test questions and it was some arcane and very involved question about FTIR and I blurted out 'Oh Fuck you XXXX.' A bit too loudly. Everyone laughed, including the professor.
He is/was a good guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: barbarausa at July 30, 2022 11:02 PM (RY/x5)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (K5n5d)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (dNqv+)
You bastard!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: pawn
Oh yeah - Frau Witt, my German professor in college. At precisely one minute until the start of class she marched down the hallway towards the classroom, entered and slammed the door. It was winter quarter so she was wearing boots. We all swore she goose-stepped. Always wore a starched white blouse, black tight skirt and a scowl.
She was not like the Strother Martin SNL character teaching a French class.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (Msys3)
One of the rare activities where a man can get his crank caught in his crank.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (kXYt5)
Uh, oh, donut-Os...
I know...lame...I'll stop now...
Back to the lounge...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 10:54 PM (6cap
You are thinking of the desert tamales. Nom nom, taste the cinnamon!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 11:03 PM (xhaym)
see now.
She was a manager at a fast food place I worked at.
This woman would bark out orders and everyone would fall into line.
One of the best leaders I have seen.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (PY/t0)
Thanks, I do feel better than I did. No answers, other than we have ruled out any kidney issues. I need to get a colonoscopy (YAY!!), but it's taking forever to get on the books, which I guess is okay, doc doesn't think I'm dying or have anything serious. Mostly I'm feeling better due to diet changes I've made that are helping keep everything moving.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (r1z5A)
Hey. Bad enough down here.
Ft Lewis...McChord AFB. And further out is Bremerton.
I figure I'll have just enough time to say "Awww...Hell."
I spent many years in SAC. We frequently had inspections or evaluations of our nuclear operations. Lots of stuff to work on. The last "instruction" of each inspection was "xxxx AFB is destroyed in a nuclear attack". Ground zero exactly.
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
From what I've heard, even then they're still safe from food poisoning as long as the can is in good shape. Just affects the color and texture.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Braenyard
Yikes, I used to like those, but I was always concerned about how they could sell them so cheap. Gotta wonder what they're grinding up and putting in the "meat".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Hell, I bet that dude wasn't Italian and not even a real chef!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:57 PM (anj39)
I bet Aunt Jemima wasn't really an aunt either.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
And the guy doing the voice over for Olive Garden sounds like he has a Spanish accent to me.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:07 PM (Msys3)
https://youtu.be/vS8YwJ9FIrY
The premise? Kaede is convinced by her BFF to get a new virtual multi-player RPG. However Risa can't log on at first, leaving Kaeda the newbie to her own devices on creating a character.
So she creates Maple and the game New World Online is never the same again. As one player puts it, "watching Maple I feel my brain melting."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (ktqzt)
I went for a walk early this morning when it was gorgeous outside. Been hiding out in my hobbit hole since around 2 when it got over 85. Yuck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (bM7vb)
Each New York city person is as unique as a cannoli!
Posted by: Dr Jill at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Ernest "Elk" Pickler at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (WBs1t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM
Rubbish! Bulging, rusting tins simply mean the food inside is literally bursting with flavour!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (ivLWF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
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I'm pretty sure it's the same meat they put into their chili, if it helps. I usually eat the Hormel brand canned tamales.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:08 PM (ivLWF)
Anaerobic stuff is usually universally bad... as in deadly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (dNqv+)
>>>Horse faced - who is Sarah Jessica Parker
Pigeon toed
Jack ass - who is Jill Biden
>#2 ScarJo. I'd rub her plump ass down in baby oil and give her the Biden treatment.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (0ocXn)
My elk is NOT pickled I'll have you know! But, it's still damn tasty with my spaghetti-Os...much cocktail flavor enhances it all...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
From what I've heard, even then they're still safe from food poisoning as long as the can is in good shape. Just affects the color and texture.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
I think the nutritional value also wanes with time.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2022 11:09 PM (+ksY7)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 11:10 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Heh, well, the pool is up and running!
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (VwHCD)
Well what are they going to say? "Joe doesn't have covid he's just dying in front of your eyes and we need a few days to get his drug cocktail right so he appears halfway in command of his facilities?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (qH6FZ)
You shoulda warned David Carradine.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (KFhLj)
*colonoscopy fistbump*
Mine is scheduled for Aug 9th! Really looking forward to it! (/s)
It took forever to get in touch with the scheduler. I wanted to make a 'backed up' joke with her when I did make contact, but I try to never piss off people who are going to insert things inside me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial maniac at July 30, 2022 11:12 PM (gao0c)
Ha, ha, ha....!
Great one.
Posted by: pawn
Wane on, Wayne!
Posted by: Garth at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (bM7vb)
He knew what he was getting himself into.
A noose.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qH6FZ)
Nope.
This administration lies about everything.
This is no different.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (anj39)
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Hup, two, three, four...hup, two, three, four...
Okay... double time!
=====
This reference will likely be lost on Navy, AF, and Coasties.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (wwcKe)
Mine is scheduled for Aug 9th! Really looking forward to it! (/s)
It took forever to get in touch with the scheduler. I wanted to make a 'backed up' joke with her when I did make contact, but I try to never piss off people who are going to insert things inside me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (dNqv+)
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Apparently they are in season...I had one this past Tuesday (went great) and my dad has one scheduled in the near future as well.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (K5n5d)
Yikes, I used to like those, but I was always concerned about how they could sell them so cheap. Gotta wonder what they're grinding up and putting in the "meat".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022
Hola!
Posted by: Mexican stray dogs at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (89T5c)
Ha, ha, ha....!
Great one.
Posted by: pawn
Check out the guy who eats 50 yr, old "C" rations.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:14 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EP4dc)
I worked for a woman who was a lesbian. The only reason I knew that was the photo on her desk...her girlfriend was a total smokeshow.
And she was an amazing manager. World class.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X)
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Hold it, the other tests were *not* antigen tests? There's something here that I don't understand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (wwcKe)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (ivLWF)
Gotta love that Newspeak, just rename Mt McKinley and pretend it's totally normal. Don't even spare an aside for it even though the only people who are would first recognize it by the new name are in grade school.
Posted by: Sjg at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (gDSJf)
Maybe they could try saying it's secondary complications of his stutter?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (bM7vb)
A noose. Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:13 PM (dNqv+)
https://tinyurl.com/yk897cmb
(I have been far too appropriate recently)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:01 PM (qH6FZ)
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I kinda suspect he had some other issue more troubling than Covid, probably relating to his deteriorating mind and body.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (ktqzt)
He smiled and said that the outing had been planned by the office lebesians. All the straight girls in the group were being swarmed over. He and I stood no chance.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (RFKzk)
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No matter how hard they try, FJB's handlers cannot stave off the inevitable forever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 11:05 PM (KTPXo)
Did the same in the army in Europe back in the bad ol days. Our last instruction was something about bending over, putting your head between your legs and kissing your ass goodbye.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:18 PM (anj39)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:04 PM (EP4dc)
I worked for a woman who was a lesbian. The only reason I knew that was the photo on her desk...her girlfriend was a total smokeshow.
And she was an amazing manager. World class.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X)
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I worked for a woman who was a lesbian. She was a total ass. Worst boss I ever had. Only other thing I remember about her was that she bought $200 worth of cookbooks to decorate her kitchen. No way in hell she was actually using those cookbooks.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:19 PM (RFKzk)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 30, 2022 11:16 PM (RFKzk)
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No matter how hard they try, FJB's handlers cannot stave off the inevitable forever.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d)
*cackle*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 30, 2022 11:19 PM (llON8)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:19 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:20 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:20 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: TC
I'm past the age of recommended screening.
Nope. Not going to do it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022 11:21 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Checking for mental fatigue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:21 PM (7uHaa)
Too many American women who could and should be in that competition are in the Karen brigade.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:22 PM (xlqcA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:22 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 30, 2022 11:22 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (xlqcA)
Okay... double time!
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This reference will likely be lost on Navy, AF, and Coasties.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I think I remember hearing it once in boot camp. USN...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (StBu4)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yep, time to consign him to the crusher and go with a better model.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (r1z5A)
We've got a donut shop next to an Italian food takeout place here. If I time it right this could happen.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 30, 2022 11:15 PM (XIJ/X)
CBD, this was one was a no doubter, no way to know she wasn't out and proud.
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:25 PM (tizKA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (ktqzt)
I don't even know what to make of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (VwHCD)
His veins can't be that good.
Posted by: Braenyard
Surely by now his treatment regimen has resulted in needle tracks that would make Hunter blush.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:17 PM (K5n5d)
I'm sure that's what the doctors are telling both Jill and him in their private conversations. I'm also sure neither one is listening.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:26 PM (tizKA)
Wasn't me.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Felt a little bad I didn't buy a ticket....now? Not so much.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Aetius
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Clostridium botulinum at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (K25Wn)
I worked with a gay women for several years. She too had her partner's pic on her desk, and that gal was lovely. This woman I worked with was totally professional and did not flaunt her personal life. I respected that. She was fantastic at her job, which was high level management. Leave me alone, I leave you alone.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (6cap8)
They opened the cans and tested for freshness, edibility and the various qualities of food; carbohydrate, mineral, vitamin, etc content.
The canned goods were edible, and had lost less than 10% of food quality. irrc
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (xlqcA)
Don't they have to drag Plugs across the two-year finish line (20 JAN 23) or Kammy only gets one four-year term?
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (UbQaP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (bM7vb)
What's cookin and don't tell me it's spaghetti in a can. That does not involve,cooking.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 30, 2022 11:28 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Based on his look and performance the other day, I'd say they're dosing him via eyedrops.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I think I remember hearing it once in boot camp. USN...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (StBu4)
Probably heard some army guys who were there TDY.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (anj39)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Clostridium botulinum at July 30, 2022 11:27 PM (K25Wn)
Yep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:30 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
She was a man. From UNCLE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2022 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Uncle Ben in drag.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 30, 2022 11:30 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:31 PM (UbQaP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:31 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: DB at July 30, 2022 11:31 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Clostridium botulinum
Yep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Botulinum - it's not just for targeted facial paralysis anymore!
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 30, 2022 11:32 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Well, "What's heating?" lacks panache.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:32 PM (r1z5A)
Was that the hacked together video with dozens of cuts in a few minutes and he never blinked? I dunno what they gave him, but whatever it was, they overshot the dosage that day.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:32 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (xlqcA)
Great one.
Posted by: pawn at July 30, 2022 11:11 PM (wsHtO)
I pulled this bit from the article linked below. Douche.
Canned produce can also lose nutrient value, especially vitamins B and C but, according to data in The Journal of the Science of Food and Agriculture by researchers at the University of California, Davis, it’s the exposure to oxygen that has the most powerful deteriorating effect on food.
https://tinyurl.com/yct5t9ef
Posted by: Beartooth at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (+ksY7)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (Y+l9t)
Not sure what the big deal is. What kind of monsters have you awake during the procedure?
Worst part was the cleansing. I wanted corn and burritos real bad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 30, 2022 11:33 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 30, 2022 11:34 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Kindltot
Where's the beef?
Posted by: Wendy's Where's the Beef Lady at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (ktqzt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:24 PM (StBu4)
Probably heard some army guys who were there TDY.
Posted by: Diogenes
Actually I think it was from over the fence dividing the USN from the Marine boot camp.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (StBu4)
If they're smart they're lining up a hidey-hole and prepping to get any immediate family out of sight for about a year or two. Not to mention getting burner phones, lining up a financial advisor, checking out private security, etc.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:35 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:37 PM (StBu4)
I'm half-hoping for a scenario where a few machine shop guys in Chicago chipped into a weekly pool together, and they begin dying mysteriously, one by one over the next year, until one guy's left to claim the prize.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:37 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons.
Gosh, to be able to seriously wonder what islands are selling for....
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:38 PM (r1z5A)
When I had colonoscopy I struggled on the table in my stupor, and, in recovery, the nurses were checking my blood pressure every few minutes for hours until the dope wore off!
I never was told what went wrong but I remember parts of the adventure... (I did read the report which simply remarked "the procedure was completed with moderate difficulty due to the patient's anxiety" -- !!)
Never again!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (UbQaP)
And I think it's a screening test with great "leverage", meaning very effective at avoiding/short-circuiting a fairly common and deadly problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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I hope the winner(s) from my AO.
Some hick from southern IL who's was about to lose his farm.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (tizKA)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:40 PM (tizKA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:40 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: rhomboid
Yes.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 30, 2022 11:41 PM (r1z5A)
Nope. Not going to do it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 30, 2022
11:21 PM
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With all due respect, this is foolish. A colonoscopy is really nothing.
Posted by: Bigsmith at July 30, 2022 11:41 PM (kUcfu)
Some hick from southern IL who's was about to lose his farm.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:39 PM (tizKA)
I hope they are establishing South Dakota residency before making their claim.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (tizKA)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (yQpMk)
This would be wise. First thing I saw when I read Illinois.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:43 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: G'rump928
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Missouri's closer.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (tizKA)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (UbQaP)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Y+l9t)
The worst thing is the purging.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:42 PM (tizKA)
***
Unless you doc never calls...never writes...
*sniff*
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (anj39)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (6cap8)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Instead, find a GOOD attorney with qualifications in lotto winnings. They'll set you up a Corporation, a Trust and establish a full suite of financial vehicles so as to best protect your new assets from Fed & State confinscations.
When it's time to sign that ticket, you'll sing it as "Ace Family Limited Liability Corp. & Revokable Trust", or something along those lines. The CORPORATION will be the winner of the trust. Just nice ain't it though, that YOU own said corporation. This'll vary some, state by state, but it IS the basic wisdom on how to handle significant winnings. Bonus. The LLC means parasitic losers will have a much harder time suing YOU to glom onto your riches. (expect lawyers to take 2 to 3 weeks to set up and file the necessary papers, before claiming prize)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (StBu4)
Thanks MisHum as always for great content.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM
You're not fooling anyone, you know...
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (UbQaP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:46 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: mnw
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lol
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (tizKA)
Nope. Not going to do it.
A friend of mine has advanced colorectal cancer. Her prognosis is not good. Let me suggest not to avoid a colonoscopy.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (ESjRY)
Since this is the New Portland, we'll see if any gangbangers object to being inconvenienced by the WNBR.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 30, 2022 10:41 PM (I2/tG)
Wild guess: Tomorrow is Wash Your Bicycle Seat Day in Portland.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (cupoy)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM (Zz0t1)
that one came from deep space. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:45 PM (StBu4)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Just my two cents, but I think people are far too casual about invasive procedures and anesthesia. In a small percentage of "routine" procedures, something will go wrong. Small risk, but someone has to be the sorry bastard who encounters it.
Mother of a close friend went in for routine knee procedure not along ago. She was otherwise pretty healthy for her age. Had some kind of autoimmune response that destroyed her lungs. At least that's what they think happened. Her funeral was lovely.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 11:48 PM (KFhLj)
Wild guess: Tomorrow is Wash Your Bicycle Seat Day in Portland.
Posted by: Bilwis
Monkey pox outbreak will be blamed on bicycle seats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (Go9h8)
Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (KabLM)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:44 PM
You've misspelt 'the severed end of a live 240 volt power cord" and "terrified nurses wondering if you're going to die"...
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (c4fmL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (StBu4)
Posted by: mnw
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Oh well, still hope it's huge MAGA supporter.
Slim, I know...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (tizKA)
Posted by: Bilwis
Monkey pox outbreak will be blamed on bicycle seats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (Go9h
What kind of freak puts a SEAT on a bicycle?
Posted by: Charles Johnson at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (Zz0t1)
The worst part about the roto-rooter procedure is that the hospital never springs for the quilted toilet paper in the bathrooms near the pre-op area. They still stock them with that industrial wood pulp grade stuff, even though they know full well that your backside is chafed from the purge.
Posted by: PabloD
Bring a roll of the good stuff from home.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 30, 2022 11:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: PabloD at July 30, 2022 11:49 PM (KabLM)
You just haven't worked in enough shitty places that you use it and develop the callouses.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Zz0t1)
At least get the home screening kit. Poop in plastic bowl, seal it, mail it off. Yes, in that order.
Pretty simple and no anesthesia.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X8)
They don't need to poke his veins every time, they've got a permanent stent. That's a common thing for some problems. No tracks, no jabs, no problamo.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 30, 2022 11:52 PM (xlqcA)
You'd think they'd treat you to a warm bidet for your troubles.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:52 PM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (bM7vb)
Enjoy your salves, poultices and unguents and try to ignore the bodily humors and small dwarfs. Hope you have a good barber.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, A Pox on Your Minkey at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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It's not as though they are having a swell time either. Pretty sure I would rather experience the procedure than perform it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (YsLD1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:54 PM (dNqv+)
It's not as though they are having a swell time either. Pretty sure I would rather experience the procedure than perform it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (YsLD1)
Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Strange feeling.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (s/67J)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (StBu4)
Posted by: mnw at July 30, 2022 11:47 PM (NLIak)
I grew up in Des Plaines. Know our most famous or infamous resident?
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (EP4dc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (K5n5d)
Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there.
Posted by: Sponge
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This is the only reason that I frequent this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (YsLD1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:53 PM (YsLD1)
Oh, this guy has not cleaned down here since the 70s.
Posted by: Doctor Ends Meet at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM
Indeed! And I've got the pic of the small non-cancerous polyp they'd ripped out of me livings guts to prove it!
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (c4fmL)
I got to watch my 10 month old grandson loving the neighborhood spray park.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (Ykqxw)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (tkOps)
This is the only reason that I frequent this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 30, 2022 11:55 PM (YsLD1)
I MAY have borrowed that one from the great Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doctor Ends Meet at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (dNqv+)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
Due to a shitty outlook on life?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 30, 2022 11:57 PM (StBu4)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
When the boys went under the knife for the Big 'V', one of the nurses looked exactly like my Mom only 20 years younger.
I really struggled with that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:58 PM (Msys3)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:54 PM (Zz0t1)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 30, 2022 10:10 PM (7bRMQ)
Hopefully, it causes his asshole to shrink to the size of a BB, and head for his brain at Mach 2.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Ykqxw)
When the boys went under the knife for the Big 'V', one of the nurses looked exactly like my Mom only 20 years younger.
I really struggled with that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 30, 2022 11:58 PM (Msys3)
I still don't understand how those fail. I SAW the smoke come up. What, exactly did you DO down there?
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, proctology. A career you start at the bottom and you STAY there.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas
Jack Elam as Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:00 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (Y+l9t)
Pretty simple and no anesthesia.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 30, 2022 11:51 PM (Bd6X
So that's The HQs, AofS
PO Box ...what is that number again?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (anj39)
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Posted by: Ahoy! at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (I2/tG)
The correct term of diagnosis is "Cerebral Rectumitus", and I'm sure Muldoon will soon provide the "10 Code" for billing.
Along the same lines, I quit a job once because of a vision problem. Walked in and told the boss: "I just can't see me working here any more.", and walked out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:02 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 30, 2022 11:59 PM (Zz0t1)
*tiny Captain Kirk slams the comms button on his chair*
We didn't sign on for this! Scotty, reroute the flow through the Starboard Jefferies tube! Hurry!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2022 12:02 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (Y+l9t)
Literal and figurative.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (bM7vb)
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Statistically speaking, there's a non-zero chance that some doctors moonlight as stand-up comedians and use proctology as the main source of their material.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (K5n5d)
I MAY have borrowed that one from the great Rodney Dangerfield.
Posted by: Sponge
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Humor is where you find it, even if dark. Having said that, a well-known and liked, local fellow died in a car accident. The first person on the scene was a local doctor, a proctologist. A friend of mine wisecracked, 'That would be just my luck, I'm injured, and the Doc that shows up is a proctologist'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:03 AM (RCix1)
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Ooh Eee Ooh Eee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:04 AM (63Dwl)
I got to watch my 10 month old grandson loving the neighborhood spray park.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 30, 2022 11:56 PM (Y+l9t)
Actually had a helpful sales clerk. Was looking for a temporary replacement for something at work. They did not have it, but the sales lady ordered it for me. She had very pretty eyes, but was wearing a mask. *sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 31, 2022 12:04 AM (dNqv+)
Tomorrow is: Don't Rent One Of The Many Bike Share Bikes Available In Portland.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (I2/tG)
It's gotta be all of them. Peer into any med school class. There's some guy whose like, "I will cure cancer." There's another who says, "I'm gonna be a brain surgeon." And then there's that guy in the back flipping through Hustler back issues saying to himself, "I want to put a camera in men's asses." That boy ain't right and everyone knows it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Sarah was here earlier...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (StBu4)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:01 AM (Y+l9t)
I KNOW! They stink on ice!
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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And the end up working at the VA.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
Drive a ring of copper nails into the trunk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (Ykqxw)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:06 AM (anj39)
+++
I know some people are required to wear them, but if it is a situation where they are not required, I really don't want to deal with that person. I figure they've already made that judgement about me.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (Y+l9t)
And the end up working at the VA.
Posted by: SMH
heh, I had a lady Dr. at the VA do the deed on me last month.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (StBu4)
Pretty kinky.
But what does that say about an Ear, Nose and Throat man?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:09 AM (s/67J)
heh, I had a lady Dr. at the VA do the deed on me last month.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (StBu4)
Woah...that seems bold.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
YOO HOO!!! I'll say!!
-- Buttigig
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2022 12:09 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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Besides kicking off the shooting festivities, I'm not really all that keen on that kind of escalation. Not with these yahoos in charge.
No matter how hilariously funny it would be.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:10 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:08 AM (StBu4)
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Woah...that seems bold.
Posted by: Sponge
You people with 'the worst' problems didn't wake up in the recovery room and one of the nurses look over at you and say "Hey, I know you, worked with you a couple of years ago." Yes, I was an RN at the VA here.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (StBu4)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (LOVUx)
Besides kicking off the shooting festivities, I'm not really all that keen on that kind of escalation. Not with these yahoos in charge.
No matter how hilariously funny it would be.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:10 AM (tizKA)
But it would give us a reason to nuke the fuck out of the place and save the world a whole host of trouble.
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (Zz0t1)
I worry about the endoscopists too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (bM7vb)
Three weeks later after easy easy surgery I no longer had colon cancer
And that's my cancer story
Posted by: MAxIE at July 31, 2022 12:12 AM (twxj3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:12 AM (StBu4)
Posted by: Sponge - RIP Dave in Texas at July 31, 2022 12:13 AM (Zz0t1)
Pretty kinky.
But what does that say about an Ear, Nose and Throat man?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
A old friend is a GYN. Long ago I mentioned what a great job he had with all the wonderful scenery.
He disabused me of that notion right quick.
"Think of the nastiest, filthiest, grossest women you've ever met. Roughly half of my patients are people just like them and they are coming to see me because they have a problem."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Msys3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2022 12:11 AM (StBu4)
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I did once have to have a medical procedure that involved my fartclam (not a colonoscopy, some sort of x-ray scan). The lab tech walked in to start the procedure and it turned out I used to work with her at Subway a few years earlier. Kind of awkward...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Sponge
Seems we had a congress person blown out of the air by the commies. Nothing happened. nans will just have to take one for the team.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Aetius
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I commented on this a while back. I have noted several lady's rather remarkable eyes that I never noted before the masking. It's natural enough, but in a couple of cases, has been striking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (dx9uU)
Next time can we do,sex, drugs and rock and roll?
Good night all.
Sweet Dreams
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Y+l9t)
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2022 12:16 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (Msys3)
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Selling women's shoes (like Al Bundy) is probably a picnic by comparison...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:16 AM (K5n5d)
"Put your legs on my shoulders...."
Likewise, the Beatles lyrics:
"Red is the color that will make me blue, inside of you..."
Or how about: "Listen, do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to yell..."
No lyric we couldn't make crude--and we were proud to do it.
p.s. Pixie, you are a solid gold ASSHOLE for imposing your utterly stupid rules about what " looks like spam". You must not read very much, else you would see that THE REST OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE DISAGREES WITH YOU STUPIDITY. FUCK YOU AND GOODBYE.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 31, 2022 12:17 AM (DHz50)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (r1z5A)
I'm good with that. Honestly, what the fuck is she doing traveling all over the place? Her job is in DC. Her house is in SF. Get to work, or go home, old bitch.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:17 AM (LOVUx)
Imagine having to examine Trigglypuff. Or Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Some Rat
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MY Congressman, as it happens. KAL 007. He was a staunch conservative. Larry McDonald
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (tFWfv)
I watched cancer treatment destroy my mom when she was 46
I have had cancer surgery, chemotherapy and radiation. I only did it because my youngest was in 8th grade. Now my boys are in their 20s and self sufficient.
No more screening. No more medical intervention. I don't trust anyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:05 AM (LOVUx)
We do you favor round eye
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (VwHCD)
Unsafe and defective.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (s/67J)
Imagine having to examine Trigglypuff. Or Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:18 AM (Mzdiz)
Tank Abrams. Whoopie Goldberg. Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2022 12:20 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:19 AM (tizKA)
Very naughty. but spot on.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:20 AM (LOVUx)
PO Box ...what is that number again?
You don't think we give Ace enough shit as it is?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:21 AM (Bd6X8)
Tank Abrams. Whoopie Goldberg. Joy Behar.
Posted by: tcn
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The twerker, whatever her name is.
Gary Larson could probably do a cartoon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 12:21 AM (tFWfv)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:21 AM (s/67J)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:22 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:23 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
You people are just broken... (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:23 AM (r1z5A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (63Dwl)
I hope the guys get their shirts soon.
Posted by: Stewed Hamm at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (0Ln28)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:26 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (K5n5d)
Coming out of wisdom teeth extraction (x4), I asked a dental tech out for that evening's New Year's celebration. I completely forgot that I did due to the drugs. I got quite the lecture when I returned the next to have the stitches removed.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (+ksY7)
They are talking about examining buttholes and sickly vaginas.
Feel free to put in your two scents worth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (s/67J)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 12:25 AM (a4EWo)
Welp, the Thunderbirds are in town for the air show, so lots of noise and fast flying.
Around the ONT, we are talking icky cooters, blowing up Nanzi, and proctology.
I hope you have a strong stomach. Or a stronger drink.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (tizKA)
"Put your legs on my shoulders...."
Likewise, the Beatles lyrics:
"Red is the color that will make me blue, inside of you..."
Or how about: "Listen, do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to yell..."
No lyric we couldn't make crude--and we were proud to do it.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 31, 2022 12:17 AM (DHz50)
My brother is an Ace at that. One day he pissed his wife off in the car. It was hysterical. She would change the station, and he would automatically ruin the tune with lyrics he had already mastered from previous listening over time. She would change the channel, he would ruin it, she would change it to a different song, he would ruin it again. I see that look on your face became I see my dick in your face, and so on. The final straw was when she switched the channel and that stupid bonjovi song comes on. The line "I play my part, and you play your game" became "I cut a fart and I shot a flame.". The radio went off after that. lolol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
You REALLY don't want to know....but some of us are trying to keep it classy by offering the chicoms suggestions about nancy.
Posted by: Some Rat at July 31, 2022 12:29 AM (r1z5A)
Here's a BMJ article, "Clinical features and novel presentation" of the Buttpox in London.
This includes graphic, disgusting images, of penile "oedema" (Brit spelling) and "purulent discharge". Also proctitis is common. There are also oral manifestations being seen.
Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't.
https://tinyurl.com/2auv6juw
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:31 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2022 12:15 AM (K5n5d)
"You know, I used to wonder why Subways always smelled funny. Now I know why."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:32 AM (5JycT)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:32 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (8rTNG)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I worked at a place in New Orleans that had Broadway musical shows.
Saw the revival of of My Fair Fair Lady with Rex Harrison et al.
All songs were re-done by us kids
Posted by: The Artist formerly known as Miklos at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (VwHCD)
Good Lord, I laughed so hard I nearly spilled my gin.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (+ksY7)
Worse, there's a city maintenance crew that waters flower planters placed high up on lamp posts every morning, and they couldn't be bothered to hose down the sidewalk, so the stains are still there.
Stay classy, Minneapolis.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 12:33 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I cried.
I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:34 AM (tizKA)
Warning, what you see here can't be unseen. It's pretty disgusting. But it's a good cautionary tale of what happens when you stick your dick in places you shouldn't.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
They should show that to the kids like the horrific cars wrecks from driver's Ed
Posted by: The Edumacator formerly known as Miklos at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (WBs1t)
https://tinyurl.com/2auv6juw
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)
You are the very model of probity, publius, so i will take your word for it.
You got a mailing address for the eye bleach?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (5JycT)
The conclusion of that BMJ paper:
"These findings confirm the ongoing unprecedented community transmission of monkeypox virus among gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men seen in the UK and many other non-endemic countries. A variable temporal association was observed between mucocutaneous and systemic features, suggesting a new clinical course to the disease. New clinical presentations of monkeypox infection were identified, including rectal pain and penile oedema. These presentations should be included in public health messaging to aid early diagnosis and reduce onward transmission."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
https://tinyurl.com/2auv6juw
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:30 AM (Mzdiz)
If I were a school teacher instructed to teach children about gay sex, this would be the type of imagery I would include in my lesson plan.
"How's that look fellas? This could be you if Love Wins!"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:38 AM (s/67J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:38 AM (5JycT)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Former Boy Scout Miklos, who learned chemistry and physics at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:27 AM (s/67J)
**golf clap**
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (anj39)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:39 AM (VwHCD)
Well, he would certainly find a home here, then.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (q3gwH)
That's a dude that either caught a load of splooge or was eating ass like it was a chocolate fountain at Golden Corral.
Likely, both. BTW. Said "dude" was glibly discussing the symptoms in an on-air interview, all the while blithely unaware that his face was projecting proof of his perversion and perfidy, for all to see. Such as him would *skip* the Dignity Canal, and proceed straight to the bullet.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:36 AM (Mzdiz)
You mean you can get a swollen penis without the use of Viagra? Oh, shit.
Posted by: Pfizer VP at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (5JycT)
Just in case, mind you.
When cats do that, they're in another level of pissedoffness, considering their fondness of food.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (tizKA)
After that, check back in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (jTmQV)
We'll call it "Scared Straight".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 12:40 AM (LOVUx)
I did bring him to the texas MoMe a couple years ago. I wasn't watching him though, so no clue what shit he got into. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (VwHCD)
ISWYDT.
Joke came up a bit short though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Tom Servo
C'est pas vrai
Posted by: Ville Platte, la Louisiane at July 31, 2022 12:43 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:44 AM (s/67J)
Posted by: TC at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (3iuj+)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (tizKA)
ISWYDT.
Joke came up a bit short though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2022 12:42 AM (tkOps)
***
Stooping to new lows?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (anj39)
After that, check back in.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, staying hungry at July 31, 2022 12:41 AM (jTmQV)
She gets to spend the night in the crate. She is a feral I trapped this morning. There may be X number of half-grown kittens, too. At least one. I saw it. I have a friend who wants a barn cat, so she will get rehomed.
Posted by: Pfizer VP at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (5JycT)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 30, 2022 10:11 PM (CCf67)
There are some dirty jobs even Mike Rowe won't take on.
Couldn't you use, like, a crystal ball or something?
A crystal ball attached to an 11 foot pole.
*and yes, I initially thought tjotd was about Hunter Biden*
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (JOtiF)
BTW. Said "dude" was glibly discussing the symptoms in an on-air interview, all the while blithely unaware that his face was projecting proof of his perversion and perfidy, for all to see. Such as him would *skip* the Dignity Canal, and proceed straight to the bullet.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
He was showing his Pride.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2022 12:45 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:46 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:46 AM (Bd6X8)
'VID because you wouldn't wear a mask alone in your car.
But it isn't MY fault that I've got lumps on my dick. I mean...wear a condom when I'm banging 20 other guys? That's totally not realistic.
Posted by: What the FNM is telling us at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Lowest Common Denominator Miklos at July 31, 2022 12:48 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:46 AM (Bd6X
Psock pfail.
Did you get flooding on Thursday? Massive flash floods in AJ, I hear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:49 AM (5JycT)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:49 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: What the FNM is telling us at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY)
Tu est poxy gay, as they say in N'awlins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (5JycT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:49 AM (5JycT)
No, no floods in Asshole Jersey that I know of.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (VwHCD)
This is the kind of poetry that keeps me returning to the comment section.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (s/67J)
No flooding here. We did get a good dump of rain, but nothing like AJ got.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 31, 2022 12:50 AM (Bd6X8)
Note the part about "novel presentation". They haven't seen monkeypox behave this way before. You know, dick, ass, mouth/throat. It's like it's becoming optimized for homosexual transmission.
I read another good point on all this by one of the Substackers I follow. You know the "PrEP" drugs they're pushing now. Basically, buttfucking drugs. Pop a pill before an ass orgy, and it's supposed to reduce HIV transmission.
It doesn't reduce odds of transmission of other STDs. Not one little bit. The PrEP stuff makes the "community" think they can go back to the wild bareback ass-plowing orgies.
And this is the result.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:54 AM (Mzdiz)
I've had some experience with feral kittens. It's going to take patience. A kitten that hasn't been exposed to humans after so long (6 - 8 weeks) is going to be a rough road. You can get there, but you've got to love cats and have the patience of Job.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 12:56 AM (Mzdiz)
Politico’s Jack Shafer has a new article up titled, “Why Republicans Will Regret Icing Out the Press.”
“If you stop talking to us, we’ll turn on you, start smearing you and will only say bad things about you!”
https://tinyurl.com/4a9kncb2
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:57 AM (tizKA)
https://tinyurl.com/ysk8zzfe
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:58 AM (5JycT)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2022 12:47 AM (ESjRY)
Pretty damned low bar, there.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 01:00 AM (LOVUx)
https://tinyurl.com/4a9kncb2
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:57 AM (tizKA)
How is that different from what they are doing now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 01:00 AM (5JycT)
https://tinyurl.com/4a9kncb2
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 12:57 AM (tizKA)
And this would be different how, exactly? Buncha pinheads, the lot of them.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 01:00 AM (LOVUx)
Fascinating so far. South African guy meets and octopus in a tidal pool/kelp forest area.
Documentary.
Pretty cool so far, about half through
Posted by: Mel Brooks at July 31, 2022 01:01 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:01 AM (tizKA)
That's something Trump could never do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 01:03 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:03 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 01:04 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:06 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 01:06 AM (GJnvT)
"your gatekeeper days are over" So awesome!
Posted by: Iris at July 31, 2022 01:08 AM (foa6+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 01:08 AM (5JycT)
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
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Vacuum release?
Posted by: Ciampino - think sweaty naked butt at July 31, 2022 01:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:09 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2022 01:10 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2022 01:11 AM (m0zqP)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:12 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 01:12 AM (GJnvT)
My day to BBq for family. Did Hatch Chilies marinade on some cluck breasts and some grilled veggies. Watched a potential TS roll over the San Gabriel's yet it quit upon hitting the valley...hoping for the righteous Monsoon pump from Baja in August...this year sucked for rain in the basin over all.
That's all I got
Night Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 31, 2022 01:12 AM (J00IM)
Good Times (Original 12" Mix) (2006 Remaster)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O0h7uVwEIQ
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:13 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 01:15 AM (VwHCD)
Miley wants to do some canning. We found some old late '50s canning books my mother had, and some USDA publications from the same era.
Damn good info. One of those USDA canning manuals was still stored in the original mailing envelope. It was addressed to an old Route, Box address that was before I was born. I remember one such address as a child, but this one was before that. Same place, they just added routes as the number of customers increased.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:16 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:16 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse, mes cheres amis at July 31, 2022 01:17 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: the last to post at July 31, 2022 01:18 AM (EUfru)
Re Brandon's Paxlovid rebound. They still say it's "rare". They're redefining rare to mean "less than 100%", I think.
The rebound effect is a feature of Paxlovid and the highly vaccinated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:18 AM (Mzdiz)
These truly are the good times.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:16 AM (tizKA)
I know, thats why I have been marathon man trying to get this house done. I'm even buying stuff for future projects I might not get to this year. The new kitchen is coming next week. I just need to buy the floor and I'm done for the year.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 01:19 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:20 AM (tizKA)
So far I have only done a lousy 30 quarts.
But now is the Glorious Season for cooking and canning what you manage not to eat.
Posted by: Miklos is 20 minutes from the big State Farmers Market at July 31, 2022 01:21 AM (WBs1t)
Question: my narrow bike seat has this opening in the middle. Anyone know, design-wise, what this little bike seat vagina is for?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 30, 2022 10:12 PM (KFhLj)
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Vacuum release?
Space for dangling Klingons?
Posted by: Ciampino - think of sweaty naked butt at July 31, 2022 01:21 AM (qfLjt)
Looking at those latest blowout PCE deflator index numbers, J-Pow needs to jack rates to 10% at the least to even begin to have an effect on this inflation.
He can't do that in one fell swoop. The resulting crash would be epic.
Remember ol' Rush Limbaugh used to say "I'll tell you when to panic"? Well, if he were here, I think he'd be saying it's time to panic now. He was spared seeing his country destroyed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Theodore at July 31, 2022 01:22 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2022 01:22 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:23 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Sarah at July 31, 2022 01:23 AM (TgcRj)
The rebound effect is a feature of Paxlovid and the highly vaccinated.
Posted by: publius, Rascally
I thought the accepted professional, technical term was "unexpected".
Posted by: Miklos is rarely surprised at July 31, 2022 01:25 AM (WBs1t)
They've even redefined "redefine".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:27 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Cicero
*eats kimchi while listening to the Barberettes*
Posted by: Miklos thanks Kindltot at July 31, 2022 01:28 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: publius
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Panic is self-defeating.
Preparation prevents panic (for the most part).
But now is definitely is the time to get a garden going (yes, there are indoor setups), beef is flooding the market now, so this is a good time to buy now and make jerky, and can it, as well as freeze it. Next year, beef prices are going to be in the stratosphere.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:28 AM (tizKA)
square/texas-ag-paxton-wont-issue-legal-opinion-invasion
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 31, 2022 01:29 AM (t4poC)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 01:29 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:28 AM (tizKA)
Really want to learn how to make beef jerky. Its not hard from what I hear. The only thing though, if I put one more thing on my plate you're gonna see me on a unicycle juggling the frigging things.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 01:31 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aaron Miklos Presley at July 31, 2022 01:31 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 01:34 AM (a4EWo)
Cosori Food Dehydrator
https://tinyurl.com/ys77dh25
It's too simple.
Even comes with a cookbook.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:36 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:37 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:38 AM (tizKA)
We have mint and other herbs that are abundant, so those get dried and put in packets and jars.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:41 AM (tizKA)
Obligatory, now, "She's real fine, my 409", Junior Brown with the Beach Boys backing:
https://tinyurl.com/udeaz5s
And I'll observe once again, no one is ever going to write a song about an electric car.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:41 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:42 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Mayor Miklos celebrates , it is the Liberation! at July 31, 2022 01:43 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 01:43 AM (a4EWo)
Already been done:
youtu.be/3Fw0OvKFKhw
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 01:43 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Zettai at July 30, 2022 10:13 PM (bgPhH)
***
A friend of mine, lives in the mid-west, is a lesbian. And she is drop-dead gorgeous. And that, hordemates, is a huge, and sad, waste.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39)
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You could wake up one morning and feel (pretend) you're a woman and lesbian at that!
Posted by: Ciampino - gender is fluid right? at July 31, 2022 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:46 AM (Mzdiz)
Berserker cracked me up a while back with a possible electric car lyric: "She's real fine, my armature wind."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 30, 2022 10:20 PM (anj39)
Growing up Catholic, there was always a Father WhataWaste.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 01:47 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Yes, we have a vacuum sealer, and jerky in freezer bags in the freezer last for quite a long time.
Storage depends on fat and salt content of the jerky.
I use use all kinds of cuts, especially now that our butcher is sealing prime cuts cheaper, due to the influx of beef flooding the market due to the drought in a lot of the US, mainly Texas.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:48 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:49 AM (tizKA)
My mother's very young girlfriend (she's only 81), let Miley have a big canner of hers. I'm gonna check out that thing and get it going, maybe tomorrow.
Miley is still a bit leery of pressure cookers. Not really scared, she just wants me to make sure everything is all right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:50 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 30, 2022 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Do they wear the sticker, Hello my name is Butch?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2022 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
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Good thing it isn't Hello my name is Bubba?
Posted by: Ciampino - Gender is fluid right?? at July 31, 2022 01:53 AM (qfLjt)
I have this one:
https://tinyurl.com/482fxkm7
Only 16 quarts, but it's enough for my needs.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:53 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: publius
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I have an InstaPot (electric pressure cooker+slow cooker), and I have the stove top pressure canner.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:56 AM (tizKA)
He says that hole in the seat is called a "Jarles Chonson" device, or something like that.
Jim, Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (tkOps)
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What accent is that 'Jarles Chonson'?
Posted by: Ciampino - Gender is fluid right?? at July 31, 2022 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
My green beans are coming in pretty good, now. I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but they are damn good tasting. Blue lakes.
Seriously, you can't beat fresh vegetables right out of the garden.
Funny store, my cousin, the re-tard meterologist came over to pick him some beans and peas (purple hulls). He brought one of his granddaughters with him. She took a real shine to Miley, and they had a ball.
She told us, "Ya'll are fun!" She was asking me all kinds of questions about the stuff in the garden. I felt like Hank Kimball, when a bunch of kids asked him how do the plants know what to be when they sprout.
Hank, replied, they just look at the package the seed came in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:57 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:57 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 01:58 AM (tizKA)
I've got two pressure cookers, both Presto. One is an older aluminum one, and the other is a newer (late '80s) stainless steel. I've even got replacement gaskets for 'em on hand.
I got into pressure cooking a few years ago, cooking for the old folks.
Stove top pressure cookers are a standard 15 psig. However, all the pressure canning recipes and procedures are based on 10 psi.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:47 AM (Mzd
I said that? Must have been a bourbon night. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:00 AM (VwHCD)
Publius:
Some County Extension Offices used to offer pressure testing (?) I think. At least get a new gasket-- try a hardware store. Our "true value" carries a variety of supplies, gaskets and replacement gauges.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:03 AM (dpnJh)
Yes, you did, and I think you even mentioned the bourbon! ROFL.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Stove top pressure cookers are a standard 15 psig. However, all the pressure canning recipes and procedures are based on 10 psi.
Posted by: publius,
In the South, any question about pressure canning, ask yer Momma. Or yer Momma's Momma.
Nowadays, Old Mama is asking me what the hell I'm doing with all that food. Sometimes I have to remind her that she's a farmer's daughter.
Posted by: Hortycultural Miklos at July 31, 2022 02:04 AM (WBs1t)
In the South, any question about pressure canning, ask yer Momma. Or yer Momma's Momma.
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...or, if you're over 29, an aunt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:07 AM (2e5RV)
Yes, you did, and I think you even mentioned the bourbon! ROFL.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:03 AM (Mzdiz)
Well I always say drunk berserker is best berserker. Its rare that it happens, so I make the best of it. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:08 AM (VwHCD)
Pressure cookers are very safe. And that's not Fauci/Pharma "safe" either, but actually safe. Some of the horror stories you here come are old, and come from very old, "first generation" pressure vessel tech.
Safety features. Blowout plug. That's a little plug on the top of the lid that will blow out if pressure exceeds some set point above rated. Second, the main gasket itself is designed to blow out if is somehow the blowout plug fails and pressure continues to rise.
The only time that will ever be an issue is if you fill it too full, with "foamy" stuff. That can plug up the little "jiggler" (weighted regulator) port. While not impossible, it's very, very rare.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:08 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:09 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Better and cheaper and by the bushel Miklos at July 31, 2022 02:11 AM (WBs1t)
Do not taunt Happy Fun Cob (unless it's CBD and you're talking maple syrup).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 30, 2022 10:25 PM (llON
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Can we do Ace Shelving?
Posted by: Ciampino - rudimentary lathes may work at July 31, 2022 02:15 AM (qfLjt)
Mom only used hers for softening tough cuts of meat or to reduce cooking times, not for preserving low-acid foods.
She did make jellies and preserves but they were high-acid, water-bath processed -or- topped with paraffin.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Miklos from Hoboken at July 31, 2022 02:16 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:17 AM (wwcKe)
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:15 AM (dpnJh)
My grandmother used to make her own jelly, well everything really, but I always remembered as a kid us getting the jellys from grandma with the wax hockey puck on top of the jar. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:17 AM (VwHCD)
Still hanging in there!
Saw that you've 'placed' your hubby (some time ago!)... hope all is well for both of you.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:18 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:19 AM (a4EWo)
Pressure cookers are very popular in Spain. Everyone uses them. They joke about you can walk down the streets of the towns at cooking time, and hear a cacophony of thousands of pressure cooker jigglers jiggling.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (Mzdiz)
>Especially if it's your neighbor's garden. Or don't kids do that anymore? You could put it on social media?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (tFWfv)
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (dpnJh)
She sells sea shells...
https://youtu.be/qRxNP-7TJLg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (ktqzt)
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..... but ... but ... they never fell off!
Damned superglue!!!!
Posted by: Ciampino - can you hear the ocean watching that? at July 31, 2022 02:22 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:21 AM (dpnJh)
jesus, my mom did the same thing. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:24 AM (VwHCD)
A rough rule of thumb is pressure cooking at 15 psig reduces cooking time to a 1/3. That's very rough. Some things will cook much, much faster. I experimented with cabbage in a pressure cooker one time. Obliterated it to mush in short order.
Making squash, I learned basically, you bring it to pressure, then cool it down immediately. Mashes up nicely.
Miley tells me us Southerners cook our vegetables to death. Green beans are example. Under pressure, about 12 mins. Miley likes to cook her a batch of green beans "al dente" as she likes 'em every now and then.
I've actually pressure cooked corn the cob. 3 minutes under pressure, and it's done. 12 minutes in boiling water. Some like it less than that. Me, that's about right.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:26 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Birfday is truly on Tuesday.
Unless Old Mama lies, or just forgets.
Many multiple thankifications!
Posted by: Miklos will be closer to his "second Childhood" as the Hungarians call it at July 31, 2022 02:26 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: TC at July 30, 2022 11:19
269 @268: "I'll take my chances on this one."
One of the more unpleasant ways to go though.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 30, 2022 11:20
Yeah TC, I understand, but it's not that big a deal. As Walt said, not a good way to go. I lost a friend to it a couple of yrs ago, he was blindsided by it.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 02:28 AM (55Qr6)
If he gad covid they would lie about it
Ergo, this must be a cover story for something else
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 30, 2022 10:26 PM (gbzeC)
E-gads!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 30, 2022 10:28 PM (PY/t0)
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eGads would be an Internet disease. An eMail virus perhaps? eCovid?
iGads would be an Apple dysfunction.
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB has eCovid-0x14 at July 31, 2022 02:30 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2022 02:30 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: publius
Miley needs recipe for "Vinetta". Romanian originally.
Squash (usually eggplant), garlic, olive oil, salt.
I like it, but no recipe in Engrish.
Posted by: Miklos Cooks! at July 31, 2022 02:31 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 02:33 AM (tizKA)
Miley got a recipe for "Cajun squash casserole", and cooked some tonight. It was pretty good. It was red onions, red bell peppers, and various seasonings added in. You cook the squash with some of the spices down to get the water out. Then you put in the pan, put some shredded cheeses and some other stuff on top, then bake.
IT was damn good.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:36 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:39 AM (a4EWo)
Hubs is actually better (according to the doctors, test results, etc.) but he complains so constantly and demands so much of my time that I can barely get anything done some days. *shrug* Just a big baby.
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:39 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:40 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 30, 2022 10:30 PM (KTPXo)
Graft is covered in the unpublished edition of the Constitution!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (Vq3yq)
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I'm sure I can find a penumbra for that graft.
Posted by: Warren E. Burger, Chief Justice USSC at July 31, 2022 02:41 AM (qfLjt)
Re green beans. There's a joint in town, Simpsonville, that has a green beans recipe that is the best I've ever tasted. The owner won't give up the recipe for love nor money.
These Blue Lakes of mine are so good, that his recipe with 'em would be so good, you'd just shit. I'm almost considering black-bagging him and water-boarding him to get that recipe.
Miley can't figure out what's in it from taste.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 02:42 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 02:44 AM (tizKA)
Posted by: Miklos Guesses! at July 31, 2022 02:44 AM (WBs1t)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:44 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:46 AM (a4EWo)
I won't do that of course. But it's very tempting!
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 02:47 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: Miklos
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Don't get hung up about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2022 02:17 AM (wwcKe)
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He's crying, look at all those tiers on his cheeks.
Posted by: Ciampino - Ace Hardware can solve those droopy problems at July 31, 2022 02:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 31, 2022 02:56 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JQ at July 31, 2022 03:01 AM (dpnJh)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2022 03:01 AM (vMCab)
Hank, replied, they just look at the package the seed came in.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 31, 2022 01:57
Love that story. Jules and I have taught more than one neighbor kid a bit about gardening.
Rusty next door was planting something w/ dau Elizabeth, maybe 6 yo, she turned to him and said...I know how to do this, Julie taught me.
Tho I fear w/ time I might become thought of as Mr. Wilson, in fact Jules has already called me that.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 03:02 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2022 10:34 PM (55Qr6)
Drive a ring of copper nails into the trunk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2022 12:06
Hmm, I girdled it and doused it in the right spots w/ roundup, but it's a big tree. I have no copper nails, maybe I could notch in and insert pennies? LOL
So copper nails was a good way to kill trees?
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 03:10 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:21 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 31, 2022 02:33
SMH! Well dang it, neither of us was the big IL winner in the lottery. I don't play much, bought 2 tickets for the previous drawing and knew I didn't win the whole enchilada so still haven't checked to see if I won anything.
Wait, can I say that since I'm pretty white, maybe breakfast tacos...no Dr. Jill has cornered that.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 03:21 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:22 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:23 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Ciampino - ask the fact checkers where do they check their facts at July 31, 2022 03:39 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/11064569
Posted by: Ciampino - pew pew at July 31, 2022 03:42 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/11064569
1. There was some sort of restraining order against the guy so how come they were even in the same house? Was it her or his residence? Such bad reporting as these would be answers that an oldtime reporter would have gotten immediately.
2. The shooter should not have been arrested unless circumstances seemed suspicious.
Posted by: Ciampino - pew pew pew at July 31, 2022 03:50 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 31, 2022 03:22 AM (LOVUx)
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If it comes anywhere near cinnamon then I won't eat it. Too much misguided use of powdered cinnamon during my 10 years of boarding school. Funny that in the lab I used a lot of cinnamaldehyde, the flavor ingredient, and it didn't bother me. I guess the taste rekindles memories of horror desserts: rice pudding, tapioca, blanc mange, macaroni pudding, .......
Posted by: Ciampino - I love vanilla at July 31, 2022 03:58 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 04:06 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: Ciampino - Did I lose an argument with myself? at July 31, 2022 04:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2022 04:07 AM (k8B25)
Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 31, 2022 04:10 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 31, 2022 04:11 AM (bM7vb)
Posted by: yep at July 31, 2022 04:19 AM (QRsW4)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2022 04:07
Yes, I think tat's what I'm doing to this tree, girdling. Don't have my chainsaw anymore.
BTW, how is the compost going? I have a small batch about done to use this fall. Am working on another batch to act as starter for leaves this fall.
Posted by: Farmer at July 31, 2022 04:22 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: m at July 31, 2022 04:24 AM (rnYgr)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2022 04:07 AM (k8B25)
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Yes. The live part is under the bark and above the wood. It contains the xylem and phloem water and nutrient system from the roots and leaves. If you remove a ring of it there is no longer a connection between roots and leaves and thus death ensues.
The copper? Copper ions are toxic to most cells above trace amounts hence the tree gets poisoned.
Posted by: Ciampino - at July 31, 2022 04:31 AM (qfLjt)
Here's what I've been doing... http://www.Jobs234.com
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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)