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New York Times: Biden Has Failed to Position Kamala For Succession

I think that's the best headline I've written in ten years.

It just came to me. I'm proud of that one, even though it was not really the product of actual work, just random inspiration.

touchysniffy.jpg

Anyway:

The New York Times admits Kamala Harris is not ready to take over for Biden, and what a tiny hurdle that is to clear.

But it's never the WOC's fault, of course.

At least, you're never allowed to say it is.

This writer begins by discussing the important missions and great amount of trust Eisenhower placed in Nixon, a man he didn't even like, and notes that Biden hasn't given Kamala that kind of mission.

Except... he did. She just failed them.

He hand-waves that away by saying he only gave her "intractable" problems to solve.

Not her fault!

Vice President Kamala Harris, who was a first-term senator from California before entering the White House, hasn't been given the sort of immersive experiences or sustained, high-profile tasks that would deepen and broaden her expertise in ways Americans could see and appreciate... But over the last 18 months, her on-the-job training in governing has largely involved intractable issues like migration and voting rights where she has not shown demonstrable growth in leadership, and hit-or-miss trips overseas like the troubled foray in Central America a year ago and the more successful delegation to meet with the United Arab Emirates' new president, leading a team that included Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin.

If other presidents have formed substantive partnerships in office with their V.P.s, and made efforts to deeper their experience, President Biden and Ms. Harris have been either unable or uninterested in a similar transformation. From the outside, there's little evidence that the Biden White House feels much of the urgency felt by General Eisenhower to enhance the role and preparedness of the person who might inherit the presidency at any moment.

Mr. Biden's announcement last week that he tested positive for the coronavirus underscores the clear and present need for the 79-year-old leader, his aides and Ms. Harris to find ways for her to become a true governing partner, rather than just a political partner who helped him get elected. This isn't simply about being fair to Ms. Harris or elevating her like some other vice presidents have been elevated; Americans deserve to know and see that they have a vice president who is trusted by White House and administration officials to take over, should anything happen to the president.

Again, he puts the onus on the White House to trust Harris, rather than on Harris to earn trust.

Once again, people have failed to position Kamala Harris for success.


Instead, we have mostly seen the opposite. She is hampered by Mr. Biden's unpopularity, to be sure, but she has also not become the successful public face on any major issue. Recently she has energetically undertaken her "How Dare They" tour, as a Politico headline described her trips attacking Republicans on abortion rights after the Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade -- but this work only underscores the narrowness of her political role. It's meant to whip up the Democratic base, a basic job of vice presidents. It's not something that shows she is capable of assuming the presidency, and gives Americans reasons to view her as a viable leader for a country in dire need of leadership.

He notes that Biden's protestations that he will run again do not seem to be taken very seriously by other Democrats:

Mr. Biden's declarations that he will run again seem only to encourage his opponents....

John Sexton covered this story and noted this comment from a reader, who says that Kamala Harris is in a "doom loop."

I'm a liberal person of color from the Bay Area, followed Harris from her DA days. Not a fan of her politically. She seems like a robot with a bit of condescension radiating when she speaks. I remember her being asked tough questions on the campaign trail and immediately turning to her handlers(her sister) to feed her an answer. It's clear Biden picked her strictly as a move to capture the multiracial vote while having littler respect for her as a politician. Now from the outside it looks like a doom loop where Biden doesn't trust her, she can't get off the bench to try to improve in the game, and thus Biden continues to keep her on the bench.

Well once someone doesn't position you for success you can't just get up and reposition yourself for success!

Your success can only come about through other people making it happen for you! Everyone knows that!

Below, Kamala says abortion is important for children, talks about the crisis of women getting pregnant every day, and calls for people "fighting in the streets," days after an attack on a GOP candidate for governor.

Abortion is important to "real people, including children."

Well. In a way.

"Women are getting pregnant every day in America. This is a real issue."

The Dobbs decision is like slavery:

Just days after a nut attacked New York gubernatorial candidate Leo Zeldin, this whore also called for people to "fight it out on the streets."

Maybe conservatives should start fighting it out on the streets.

Would you like that?

Posted by: Ace at 05:09 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:09 PM (b2nrj)

2 FKH

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 25, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

3 FKH
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 25, 2022 05:10 PM (DRSnL)

---
I think "FJB" has a better ring to it, but I get your point!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 05:10 PM (K5n5d)

4 Tanned, rested and Monkey Pox free guyz.

Posted by: American Psycho Newsom at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (OZjDX)

5 Whatever happened to Kamala's super model niece? She's a stunnner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

6 We'll be fighting in the streets
With no children at our feet
And the morals that we feigned to put on

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (UnQlg)

7 Harris doesn't work for Biden. She's president of the Senate, currently 50/50. If she had any intelligence and guts she'd be working behind the scenes with Manchin qnd Sinema and McConnell to find some compromise that could get 60 votes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (xUMZm)

8 Oh, she's been positioned for success!

Posted by: Willie B! at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (Zv2q6)

9 I think it was "positioned" for success, no? Still funny.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (BFigT)

10 Who's bitch dis is?

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (WmGrA)

11 WTF is going on? The nyt times is turning on both joe biden and kamel tow harris?

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (bVYXr)

12 Stunner. Stupid fingers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (ptqGC)

13 Great, another pox story.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (lTGtQ)

14 All she was "positioned" for was a blow job.. The woman is a brain dead nincompoop

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (bs+z0)

15 Nood Kamala

-
[shudder]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (FVME7)

16 >>> Whatever happened to Kamala's super model niece? She's a stunnner.

Like a ball peen hammer

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (UnQlg)

17 Her position is under a desk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (VwHCD)

18 In before that creepy troll clown d-bag that always sez "hiya"

now double down troll, look fwd to seeing that stupid jack word in every thread

Posted by: These 2 vegetable will give you chicken leather skin and invasive dandruff at July 25, 2022 05:13 PM (JbcFL)

19 She's the Brie Larson of the White House - unlikeable, but also untalented, with everyone asking, "How did she get in here, anyway?"

Posted by: Wally at July 25, 2022 05:13 PM (FJYfm)

20 I note the correlation in these two most recent posts, both about super spreaders.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:13 PM (lTGtQ)

21 Which “position” exactly? Has she been “around the world?”

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 25, 2022 05:13 PM (glGDV)

22 Top notch headline ace. Top. Notch.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (m7R0k)

23 Harris on Monkeypox: What this issue means to real people including monkeys

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (CJAql)

24 Give her a break, guys. Things coming out of her mouth isn't her strength.
Quite the opposite.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (WmGrA)

25 Reverse cowgirl should be familiar to her.

Posted by: Squid at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (pqo9/)

26 >>>10 I think it was "positioned" for success, no? Still funny.


dang I screwed it up! I meant positioned. Thanks, I changed it.

Posted by: ace at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (B3oWe)

27 >>> 12 WTF is going on? The nyt times is turning on both joe biden and kamel tow harris?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (bVYXr)

*cackles*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (llON8)

28 Kamala is positioned for suckcession.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (sn5EN)

29 >>>23 Top notch headline ace. Top. Notch.


thank you!

Posted by: ace at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)

30 Did the NYT call Joe a leader? HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (WJNu0)

31 Do a little update on the WH post on saving us $35 a month in gas!

Including them misspelling "person" as "peson". Or who knows maybe they were trying to spell "peon".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (KwBmy)

32 >>>22 Which “position” exactly?

Fartclam Superior.

Posted by: ace at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)

33 So Biden is a racist?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (OalnH)

34 "fight it out on the streets"

***

flash mobstreet abortions?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (kf6Ak)

35 Does Kamala remember her great-great granddaddy was a slave owner in Jamaica?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (ptqGC)

36 Her ascendency to the Vice Presidency looked a hell of a lot more like gender privilege and racial privilege than anything else I've seen in my life.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (T/vhV)

37 22 Which “position” exactly?

Fartclam Superior.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2022 05:15 PM (B3oWe)


Is that like Mother Superior?

Posted by: Wally at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (FJYfm)

38

What's her position on monkeypox?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (XyA/r)

39 This chick is higher than a kite.

Posted by: pawn at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (kYVzH)

40 I for one am looking forward to the chaotic collapse of the Biden/Harris administration. Not looking forward to the GOP fucking up the opportunity.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (sn5EN)

41 >>6 Whatever happened to Kamala's super model niece? She's a stunnner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

She's going places like Malaria Obama, and by places, I mean Branson side shows.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (m7R0k)

42 Vice presidents have gone from a do nothing job, to a unable to do anything job, to impeachment insurance.

I have to say, I have never seen a more bulletproof instance of impeachment insurance.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (lTGtQ)

43 I have two words for the Kamala doubters, and it really is two words.

pResident Pelosi.

*dammit, I've done shit my Depends again. Nurse!*

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (JOtiF)

44 She made her way to the top in her knees with no gag reflex

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (NMHe5)

45 Put me in coach, I'm ready to play today
Put me in coach, I'm ready to play today
Look at me, I can be, far left field

Posted by: Vice President Harris at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (FVME7)

46 What's her position on monkeypox?
Posted by: Dirty Frank

Same as everyone else that has gotten it:

bent over

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (6WCwE)

47 Non-viable leader not viewed as viable by the public.

Shit, Biden isn't a viable leader. Who does this loser think he's writing about?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (UuD2k)

48 She's going places like Malaria Obama, and by places, I mean Branson side shows.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 25, 2022 05:17 PM (m7R0k)


Come down here and say that, mister.

Posted by: Boxcar Willie at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (FJYfm)

49 I'm confident Joe has been abusive toward Kamala.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (WJNu0)

50 "Lack of success is only because of her skin color and/or her sex. Because of her skin color and/or her sex, she isn't accountable for anything. It is other people's fault, not hers."

How do leftists not see the racism/sexism in these excuses they make for blacks and women? Ironically, conservatives don't get the "benefit" of these excuses from the same people.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (fs1hN)

51 Oh, it's BIDEN's fault he's not preparing his replacement.

Got it.

I don't like Kameltoe at all but...fuck the New York Times right in its monkey poxed fartclam.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (V6f9+)

52 WTF is going on? The nyt times is turning on both joe biden and kamel tow harris?
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (bVYXr)


In her house at Ch'appaqua, dead Hillary waits dreaming…

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (yQpMk)

53 It doesn't help that she's dumber than a fucking post.

Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (nxdel)

54 Her ascendency to the Vice Presidency looked a hell of a lot more like gender privilege and racial privilege than anything else I've seen in my life.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (T/vhV)

See also: Ketanji Brown Jackson

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (DRSnL)

55 "Instead, we have mostly seen the opposite. She is hampered by Mr. Biden's unpopularity, to be sure, but she has also not become the successful public face on any major issue."

If she showed ANY, even the slightest, capacity to perform beyond a very low bar, she'd be heralded as the Second Coming. The DNC desperately wants to shove Biden out of office if it could place a competent facade out front while still running her like a puppet.

But the DNC/MFM can't. Because she's more gawdawful than Biden and he has the excuse of senility.

It's amazing this country is still standing with the clownshow misanthropes that have in power.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (aXxgO)

56 Is that like Mother Superior?
Posted by: Wally at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (FJYfm)
-----
She jumped the gun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (aaGzp)

57 Wait?
They are blaming Biden for Harris?

He deserves blame for picking her, but the VP is not an apprentice position. A VP has to be ready from day 1.

This seems like just piling on and blaming everything bad in the Democrat agenda on the senile guy.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (jPNJF)

58 >>> 49 I'm confident Joe has been abusive toward Kamala.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:18 PM (WJNu0)

..... who? Oh, I thought that was Corn Pop!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (llON8)

59 Ha ha ha, minority women need to have a white male for success, he gave her the position didn't he? And will be vacating this position very soon giving her the big chair. How much else does he have to do?

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (38JOs)

60 There is nothing "intractable" about the border mess. Trump had it under control, Biden and Harris purposefully broke it.

She's as responsible as Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)

61 Super nice of The Times to gloss over the fact that Harris 1) doesn't read the briefings on issues her staff puts together and then 2) yells at the staff because, somehow, she didn't read the briefings and looked stupid.

I mean, I guess it is their fault. They could give her that index card they gave Slow Joe with instructions like

1) enter the room
2) read the words on the teleprompter SLOWLY
3) do not laugh
4) you will answer one question from the plant we have in the room. The plant will be wearing a name tag that says PLANT. The answer is Yes.
5) Say thank you
6) Leave.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (QdLxG)

62 Whatever happened to Kamala's super model niece? She's a stunnner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (ptqGC)

Like a rubber mallet.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (7bRMQ)

63 She and Jill despise each other. I'm hoping for an epic public cat fight when Joey is being dragged out of the WH. At least we'll have that when the bandage gets ripped off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (ptqGC)

64 Joe probably grabs her like she is a bowling ball

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (NMHe5)

65 Maybe it sounds too simple,but I don't believe they keep Kamala in the loop. They give her only a limited amount of information to appear in public. I think Dr. Jill is a manipulating culprit behind the scenes and issues the orders.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (YjtL0)

66 Poor woman is going to need knee replacements by the time she's 60.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (m7R0k)

67 a hell of a lot more like gender privilege and racial privilege than anything else I've seen in my life.

Posted by: mikethemoose



Tough call between that and the supreme court, where qualifications were loudly dismissed, and the sole considerations were strictly announced to be race and sex.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (lTGtQ)

68 15 All she was "positioned" for was a blow job.. The woman is a brain dead nincompoop
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (bs+z0)

Willie Brown: "I resent that. I positioned Kumula for 'blow job(s)', plural, not singular. So she is capable of multiple things, but executive-level things, not so much."

Posted by: Thrawn at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (Rl7KJ)

69 What's her position on monkeypox?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (XyA/r)

Let me take a wild poke at this 'un:

Bottom.

*hands out 5 gallon buckets of brain bleach*

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (JOtiF)

70 People, people!!! Calm down, now!

Kamala didn't say "you also gotta fight it in the streets".

She said "you gotta bite it in the sheets"!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (wtvvX)

71 The Times just wrote the story to see what position her position was in.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (7bRMQ)

72 KAMALA HARRIS: "You fight it in the courts, but you also gotta fight it in the streets"

This is the language of love and unity.

I can't help but keep noticing that the people who are doing all of the damage and injury are demanding that people take out their anger and frustration on their neighbors.

The politicians are ruthless Enemies of We The People, yet they easily convince everyone to leave the true enemy alone and focus their rage on those who just want to be left alone and live in peace.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (3hSHB)

73 So a doom loop starts with a married guys parts in her mouth?

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (rMHwO)

74 "... here's a whore!"
-- Stuff The James Madison Said




shut up, it still makes me laugh

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (llON8)

75 Joe probably grabs her like she is a bowling ball
Posted by: steevy

You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball.


HeyOhhhhhhhh!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (6WCwE)

76 54 Her ascendency to the Vice Presidency looked a hell of a lot more like gender privilege and racial privilege than anything else I've seen in my life.
Posted by: mikethemoose at July 25, 2022 05:16 PM (T/vhV)

See also: Ketanji Brown Jackson
Posted by: Jordan61

see also the previous two justice picks from the Dems.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (jPNJF)

77 I don’t think she’s too bright

Posted by: Brandon at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (qwO6y)

78 7 Harris doesn't work for Biden. She's president of the Senate, currently 50/50. If she had any intelligence and guts she'd be working behind the scenes with Manchin qnd Sinema and McConnell to find some compromise that could get 60 votes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 25, 2022 05:11 PM (xUMZm)
____________________

I'm curious if she ever worked a day in her life.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (fs1hN)

79 See Hil, if you'd just dished out a few more BJers that could be you.

Posted by: Willliam Jefferson Clinton at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (OZjDX)

80 BREAKING: The Blind Fail To Lead The Blind

Posted by: NYT at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (Jg92y)

81 Jordan61: "See also: Ketanji Brown Jackson"

The bar set for her is to be able to differentiate a woman from a man. So, it's even lower than Kamala's.

Fathom that. Then despair.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (aXxgO)

82 But the important question is did Joe clean his plate today?

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (NMHe5)

83 I'd be surprised if Joe hasn't fired the N word at Kamala.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (WJNu0)

84 "Joe, when I said that little girl was me, I'm not actually little anymore!"

*Lowers hands* "awww"

Posted by: trev006 at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (irnWQ)

85 Joe probably grabs her like she is a bowling ball
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (NMHe5)

That boy be copying my moves!

Posted by: Willie B! at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (Zv2q6)

86 Joe probably grabs her like she is a bowling ball
Posted by: steevy

You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball.

HeyOhhhhhhhh!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (6WCwE)


Also, you could eat a bowling ball, if you really had to.

Posted by: Wally at July 25, 2022 05:21 PM (FJYfm)

87 >>> 72 KAMALA HARRIS: "You fight it in the courts, but you also gotta fight it in the streets"

This is the language of love and unity.

I can't help but keep noticing that the people who are doing all of the damage and injury are demanding that people take out their anger and frustration on their neighbors.

The politicians are ruthless Enemies of We The People, yet they easily convince everyone to leave the true enemy alone and focus their rage on those who just want to be left alone and live in peace.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 05:20 PM (3hSHB)

I don't exist. Pay no attention to me.

Posted by: Stan at July 25, 2022 05:22 PM (llON8)

88 This gig isn't worth a warm bucket of spooge.

Posted by: Cumala at July 25, 2022 05:22 PM (es0Dj)

89  WTF is going on? The nyt times is turning on both joe biden and kamel tow harris
-------


The dems internal polling is likely horrific. I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon. I think that there has been pressure behind the scenes for Biden to step down before the midterms in hopes that it will buy the dems some good will, or at least stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 25, 2022 05:23 PM (xUMZm)

90 This isn't a doom loop - this is a Peter Principle.

She is incompetent no matter how much trust you put in her, or how much experience she gets.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:23 PM (jPNJF)

91 The plant will be wearing a name tag that says PLANT. The answer is Yes.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (QdLxG)

"Question from- yes, you, The Plant."

That's why they can't take any amount of liberty with his instructions.

Posted by: trev006 at July 25, 2022 05:23 PM (irnWQ)

92 SO-

Kamalala hasn't been positioned for success, and DOCTOR Jill tells us Joe was simply overwhelmed by the presidency and he had no idea it would be so hard!

Nothing is their fault. That's a campaign theme right there.

Posted by: DB at July 25, 2022 05:24 PM (geLO8)

93 Nobody believes any of this including the writer but it gives the LIV's and Dems base talking points and preps them for more BS to swallow when she fails spectacularly at whatever she is next assigned, including the presidency.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2022 05:24 PM (MxEKc)

94 I looked at that pic of those two cretins fouling the WH and I almost hurled. What a profound embarrassment.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 05:24 PM (Xrfse)

95 It doesn't help that she's dumber than a fucking post.

Still talking about vectors for monkey pox infection?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 05:24 PM (3hSHB)

96 I think that there has been pressure behind the scenes for Biden to step down before the midterms in hopes that it will buy the dems some good will, or at least stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Colorado Alex




That would only make it worse. Going from a demented, illegitimate crook to a certified idiot.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:24 PM (lTGtQ)

97 Only Willy Brown knew how to position Kamala for sucksex.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 05:25 PM (atmen)

98 How dare you pathetic nobodies put down the vice president! She's an elegant woman!

Posted by: Sean Penn at July 25, 2022 05:25 PM (iC0UR)

99 VOTE DEMOCRAT: Because it's not our fault!

Posted by: DB at July 25, 2022 05:25 PM (geLO8)

100 Re: the "These Two" from the DNC

He goes in for the sniff; she fights him off.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at July 25, 2022 05:25 PM (YVBLw)

101 My advice for Kamaltoe on how to take control of her own political success: Get the media to focus on Ella Emhoff's latest zany getup.

Alright, I admit that won't help her. But its good for a temporary distraction.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 25, 2022 05:25 PM (TNyrE)

102 Only Willy Brown knew how to position Kamala for sucksex.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 05:25 PM (atmen)

That's what I's been saying all these years.

Posted by: Willie B! at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (Zv2q6)

103 She's even losing the "suburban women" Democrat Stepford Wives. I would say that's quite an accomplishment.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (s1dWN)

104 "You fight it in the courts, but you also gotta fight it in the streets"


I find her terms acceptable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (anj39)

105 >>> 92 SO-

Kamalala hasn't been positioned for success, and DOCTOR Jill tells us Joe was simply overwhelmed by the presidency and he had no idea it would be so hard!

Nothing is their fault. That's a campaign theme right there.
Posted by: DB at July 25, 2022 05:24 PM (geLO

We'll be Reaching Across the Aisle to help.

Posted by: GOPe at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (llON8)

106 I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon.
____________

Looks like my team will be working overtime on election night again. We got this. *cracks knuckles*

Posted by: Oregon Democratic Vote Production Manager at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (fs1hN)

107 she didn't read the briefings and looked stupid.

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Riiiiight. She "looked" stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (FVME7)

108 Kamala says abortion is important for children

She's sorta right. It's their leading cause of death.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (Xrfse)

109 G'rump928(c): "In her house at Ch'appaqua, dead Hillary waits dreaming…"

That's probably the soundest take on the swamp at the moment. The bosses had a sit-down and, well, Hillary! it is. Again.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (aXxgO)

110 Question from- yes, you, The Plant."

That's why they can't take any amount of liberty with his instructions.

Thank you for pointing out how I, too, have failed to position Kamala for success

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (QdLxG)

111 Kamalala hasn't been positioned for success, and DOCTOR Jill tells us Joe was simply overwhelmed by the presidency and he had no idea it would be so hard!


Maybe they should ask Trump how he managed to pull it off single handed and against most of his West Wing staff and the entirety of his own political party.

Trump, his kids and a son-in-law were able to turn the world around and prove how political our problems really are.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (3hSHB)

112 I think that there has been pressure behind the scenes for Biden to step down before the midterms in hopes that it will buy the dems some good will, or at least stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Colorado Alex


***

You may be right but Joe will never voluntarily step down and even if he wanted to Jill will never allow it.

They are going to have to carry him out of the WH feet first or wait until 2024.

Posted by: Ultra MAGA Venus at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (YVBLw)

113 Valerie Biden Owens was interviewed in April 2022 by David Smith In Washington for the UK Guardian regarding her newly published memoir, Growing Up Biden.

During the interview, Mrs. Biden Owens discussed Harris' "That little girl was me" statement at a Democratic debate in Miami in June 2019, and said, in part "...Immediately in the fallout, it was clear that was not a smack to Joe."

Biden went on to win the primary with significant support from Black voters. Bearing no grudge, he picked Harris as his running mate. His sister adds: "Look, my brother's a smart man. He had been vice-president and he knew what it took and what he needed as his partner, and he chose her. So it was all OK."

Posted by: Lola at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (NIYa7)

114 imagine the mileage Hillary would be getting if she were VP. She would be out at every occasion, mostly lying about everything, but she'd be at the TexMex border denouncing Trump and Gov Abbott, she's be at all the leftwing 'public interest groups' denouncing corporate greed, she'd be with that Chalupa lady denouncing Russia, etc etc. Hill wouldn't be waiting for anyone to 'position her for success/succession".

then she'd pass out but that wouldn't be her fault.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (Ynyl9)

115 I'm a street fightin man
-mick jagger

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (MGB5H)

116 Kamala looks like she is trying to keep Joe at arm's length in that top pic.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (sn5EN)

117 I have a hard time believing she was always that stupid.
How much coke did it take to make her a blithering idiot?

Posted by: MkY at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (cPGH3)

118 My advice for Kamaltoe on how to take control of her own political success: Get the media to focus on Ella Emhoff's latest zany getup.


You would at least think she would be getting props for having a tranny stepson.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

119 She should lose that UPS pant suit. Maybe a whore dress like Jill wears.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 25, 2022 05:27 PM (m7R0k)

120 Joe's like "I'm gonna tickle you!".

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:28 PM (sn5EN)

121 the troubled foray in Central America a year ago

i thought the troubled foray in central america was her idea of getting to the root cause of the migration thingie.

Posted by: kulak anachronda at July 25, 2022 05:28 PM (oY6Yp)

122 I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon.
____________

Looks like my team will be working overtime on election night again. We got this. *cracks knuckles*
Posted by: Oregon Democratic Vote Production Manager

We're going to need a bigger car trunk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 05:28 PM (FVME7)

123 Kamala has run out of people to blow. How can she position herself for success when her only talent has been sidelined. I guess she could fellate Joe, but then, would he remember?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2022 05:28 PM (s1dWN)

124 The dems internal polling is likely horrific. I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon. I think that there has been pressure behind the scenes for Biden to step down before the midterms in hopes that it will buy the dems some good will, or at least stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 25, 2022 05:23 PM (xUMZm)
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I said last week that the Dems have to install Harris NOW because if they lose the House, they will not be able to get a new VP in place.

Choosing that new VP will be a pie fight of epic proportions, and if the GOP takes the House, it gets that much harder.

Right now, Pelosi can still try to manipulate the process.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:28 PM (llXky)

125 Which is a bigger decline?
Eisenhower to Biden
Nixon to Cumala

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 25, 2022 05:28 PM (vN+oL)

126 Kamala hates it when Vegetable Von Shartpants makes her hands smell like Similac and Preparation H.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (OZjDX)

127 If the Democrats are a rational political party they'd get rid of Kamala ASAP, before they stick the fork in Joe and fling him into the garbage can. Nanzi - a reliable and buyable Democrat - is their back-stop until Kamala's replacement is installed before the new Congress is sworn-in on January 3rd. Installed by a party-line vote in the House, and a 51-49 vote in the Senate with one of the many GOPe cucks joining the Democrats to approve the new VEEP.

Next step, dump Joe.

But how do they dump or terminate Kamala? She won't leave voluntarily.

Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (AMIL/)

128 I actually want Kamala to be the President. Think of if, how worse could she be, and I would love to be a fly on the wall when they told Hillary....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (PiwSw)

129 "You may be right but Joe will never voluntarily step down and even if he wanted to Jill will never allow it.

They are going to have to carry him out of the WH feet first or wait until 2024."

Hey, we're trying our best, but we could use a little help...

Posted by: Covid19 at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (Zv2q6)

130 G'rump928(c): "In her house at Ch'appaqua, dead Hillary waits dreaming…"

Sounds like Cthulhu.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (WJNu0)

131 >>>Tough call between that and the supreme court,

Yeah.....looking at it I'd still give the title to Kamala. At least the SCOTUS appointees had something going for them intelligence wise.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (T/vhV)

132 They are going to have to get rid of her first, then him.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (lTGtQ)

133 BTW, I noticed The Federalist finally picked up that Whitmer vetoed aid to pregnant women because it was "anti-choice."

You know the talking point that conservatives are pro-life until the kid is born? Well, Whitmer just proved them wrong by saying that Michigan is not going to provide money for adoption assistance lest it cause actual babies to be born.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (llXky)

134 The left has gone to another level of crazy on abortion. At Jalopnik, a site about cars, there is an article asking what if red states decided to block interstate travel to stop abortion? The comments are hilarious. These idiots think TX and Alabama are getting ready to put up road block is and check women ( err I mean people with uteruses) for pregnancies when they hit the state line. And then check back when they return to make sure they are still pregnant. They really think this is happening, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH)

135 I have a hard time believing she was always that stupid.
How much coke did it take to make her a blithering idiot?
Posted by: MkY

A univariate hiring process can indeed yield stupid. It's almost guaranteed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (IEa8U)

136 Remember the 1970's.

November 1972. Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew Win in a landslide.

January 20, 1977. President Gerald Ford and VP someone Rockerfeller leave office, after Ford and Bob Dole get shellacked in November 1976.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Z32m1)

137 Another problem with her is she doesn't even bother to scan the Cliffs Notes. She's had several underlings quit, probably because she insists that they stand at attention whenever she enters the room and doesn't heed to their suggestions and input.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (YjtL0)

138 Did you ever notice Jill's face looks like she's wearing a skin mask? Woof.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (s1dWN)

139 Serious question: Did Kamala ever blow Clinton (Bill, not Hilldebeest)?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (atmen)

140 Dumbest. VP. Evah.

Good with her mouth, though.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (XSRBF)

141 Where are these "streets" that Kamala fought for *anything*? She has been handed everything throughout her life. Golden platter. Silver spoon.

I would love to see her fight for something in the street. Any street. Closest she got was a fictitious protest she attended where she was demanding "fweedom."

Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (gS3OW)

142 The country would be better off if a sinkhole opened up and swallowed dc tomorrow.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (6zcSr)

143 "Look, my brother's a smart man. He had been vice-president and he knew what it took and what he needed as his partner, and he chose her. So it was all OK."
________

From my experience as vice-president, the most desirable quality in a vice-president is to be dumber than the president. Therefore I pick Kamala. She's the only one dumber than me. Believe it or not, even that flouncer Buttigieg is smarter than me!
- President Sooper Genius (D - elaware)

Posted by: Oregon Democratic Vote Production Manager at July 25, 2022 05:32 PM (fs1hN)

144 136 Remember the 1970's.

November 1972. Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew Win in a landslide.

January 20, 1977. President Gerald Ford and VP someone Rockerfeller leave office, after Ford and Bob Dole get shellacked in November 1976.
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Z32m1)

What's the analogy or point here? I can see a few different angles.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:32 PM (b2nrj)

145 Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd: "Right now, Pelosi can still try to manipulate the process."

Way ahead of you, Boss.

Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at July 25, 2022 05:32 PM (aXxgO)

146 A historic (black) woman president gives the federal leviathan a host of (also historic) options to use against the population. The risks to Harris include insurrection, white supremacy, racism, sexism and whole host of other 'isms that we haven't even touched on. Her security will necessitate the deep state implementing all sorts of measures that will make the covid lockdowns look like a balmy vacation by comparison.

Because we're a threat. And she's a poor black woman just trying to do a job.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 05:32 PM (BFigT)

147 These idiots think TX and Alabama are getting ready to put up road block is and check women ( err I mean people with uteruses) for pregnancies when they hit the state line. And then check back when they return to make sure they are still pregnant. They really think this is happening, lol.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (OalnH)
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It's an op to keep abortion legal in states like Michigan. They're flooding the zone with lies that terminating ectopic pregnancies is an abortion that will be outlawed and that miscarriages will be illegal.

It's funny, but it isn't.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:32 PM (llXky)

148 It’s amazing how when Dumocraps need a sympathetic demographic to pretend is benefiting from their policies, it’s always “the children” — even when that’s palpably wrong as in the case of abortion. But these same Dumocraps are lining up to feed children into the tranny woodchipper and cheering when the Josef Mengeles of the medical profession butcher these childrens’ bodies. I’m not sure I believe their compassion is sincere …

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (yh+6Y)

149 But how do they dump or terminate Kamala? She won't leave voluntarily.

They can give her an assignment similar to the late Commerce secretary Ron Brown - for the low low price of an airplane and a woke crew.

Make sure she is returning with Ghislaine's Little Black Book when it happens. They can get rid of a lot of problems and raise a lot of cash from wealthy perverts.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (3hSHB)

150 Ebola fortified Monkeypox on them all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (WchHz)

151 >>>Choosing that new VP will be a pie fight of epic proportions

No, enough RINOs and NeverTrumpers BIRM, will cross the line to confirm Hillary. Who shortly thereafter will deal with Kamala. I'm sure it will be ruled natural causes.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (T/vhV)

152 Dumbest. VP. Evah.

Good with her mouth, though.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (XSRBF)

Don't I know it!

Posted by: Willie B! at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (Zv2q6)

153 Thank you for pointing out how I, too, have failed to position Kamala for success
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 25, 2022 05:26 PM (QdLxG)

Honestly, "Here are some implants, now just bounce your tits and giggle" would work for pretty much any organization but the one dedicated to the notion that Strong Black Women are Decisive and Perfect in Every Way.

Watching an aged whore slut her way across the world would be incredibly demeaning as a nation, but it would work better than whatever we're doing. Or have a man take the VP aside to beat the STUPID out of her, twenty years ago. Anyways, you tried and failed, lesson is: never try.

Posted by: trev006 at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (irnWQ)

154 And the idea that Biden is positioning or not positioning Kamala for anything is ludicrous.

The only thing Biden is positioning is his octogenarian ass over a bedpan -- and probably doing even that badly.

Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (gS3OW)

155 "The Peter Principle" is now known as "The Kamala Principle."

Posted by: Zek at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (OzNIz)

156 G'rump928(c): "In her house at Ch'appaqua, dead Hillary waits dreaming…"

Sounds like Cthulhu.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (WJNu0)

Cthulhu is Less Evil.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (Z32m1)

157 >>> 147
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It's an op to keep abortion legal in states like Michigan. They're flooding the zone with lies that terminating ectopic pregnancies is an abortion that will be outlawed and that miscarriages will be illegal.

It's funny, but it isn't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:32 PM (llXky)

IT WILL BE FUNNY WHEN ONE OF THEM IS SMITED.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (llON8)

158 I caption the top pic:

"No, I give you the monkeybutt pox."

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (8GBH4)

159 The Democrats are going to be reduced to smothering Joe with a pillow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (WJNu0)

160 The country would be better off if a sinkhole opened up and swallowed dc tomorrow.

Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 25, 2022 05:31 PM (6zcSr)

Can't get it to do it today, huh?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (7bRMQ)

161 Remember the 1970's.

November 1972. Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew Win in a landslide.

January 20, 1977. President Gerald Ford and VP someone Rockerfeller leave office, after Ford and Bob Dole get shellacked in November 1976.
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Z32m1)

Remember the 2010s? Obama won in 2012 and then Trump won in 2016.

The country swings back and forth all the time.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (OalnH)

162 Frankly at this point I'm skeptical of her beejer skills.

Posted by: Zek at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (OzNIz)

163 I think Democrats should continue to promote people based on demographics and not talent or capabilities. You've got one dunce sitting in the White House and a complete idiot that I'm certain won't disappoint for stupid on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (s1dWN)

164 I’m not sure I believe their compassion is sincere …
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (yh+6Y)

Democrats insincere? Impossible!

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (b2nrj)

165 USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga: "The country would be better off if a sinkhole opened up and swallowed dc tomorrow."

Since SMOD isn't taking the job, Sink Hole Of Death (SHOD) will have to do.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 05:35 PM (aXxgO)

166 Her security will necessitate the deep state implementing all sorts of measures that will make the covid lockdowns look like a balmy vacation by comparison.

Sadly, I don't think that's outside of the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 05:35 PM (Xrfse)

167 Reagan was an outsider, so he picked the consummate DC insider
Bush was seen as old and out of touch, so he picked youth
Bush was seen as a lightweight, so he picked gravitas.

Biden was white and male, so he picked a black ("black") female.
Never thought to judge if she was competent.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:35 PM (jPNJF)

168 They'll use a MyPillow and put Lidell in jail for selling a dangerous weapon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 05:35 PM (WchHz)

169 161 Remember the 1970's.

November 1972. Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew Win in a landslide.

January 20, 1977. President Gerald Ford and VP someone Rockerfeller leave office, after Ford and Bob Dole get shellacked in November 1976.
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (Z32m1)

Remember the 2010s? Obama won in 2012 and then Trump won in 2016.

The country swings back and forth all the time.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (OalnH)

I don't think that was the point. Probably something about stepping down or becoming President without being on the ticket.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:36 PM (b2nrj)

170 They are going to have to get rid of her first, then him.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 25, 2022 05:30 PM (lTGtQ)
........

They just have to put Gavin as Speaker first.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 05:36 PM (v0R5T)

171 "The country would be better off if a sinkhole opened up and swallowed dc tomorrow.
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga"

Not a little one either. A 30 mile deep one.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:36 PM (sn5EN)

172 No, enough RINOs and NeverTrumpers BIRM, will cross the line to confirm Hillary. Who shortly thereafter will deal with Kamala. I'm sure it will be ruled natural causes.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 25, 2022 05:33 PM (T/vhV)
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There are three major factions in the Dems: Team Clinton, Team Obama and Team California.

Team Obama controls Biden and California got Harris, and this leaves the Clintons out in the cold.

All three hate each other, but everyone fears the Clintons. Watching them fight over the Veep nomination will be a hoot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:36 PM (llXky)

173 >>Maybe conservatives should start fighting it out on the streets.


We could try except we'd be thrown in a whole so deep the Lagina Brothers wouldn't be able to find you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 25, 2022 05:36 PM (X42kT)

174 Biden only won the primary due to black voters. So he rewarded them with a black VP. It’s politics 101 stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (OalnH)

175 *the Hildebeast stirs in her casket as the sundowner sundown approaches*

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (Qhnrt)

176 168 They'll use a MyPillow and put Lidell in jail for selling a dangerous weapon.

i tried to warn y'all, but did you listen? no!

Posted by: david hogg at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (oY6Yp)

177 Frankly at this point I'm skeptical of her beejer skills.
Posted by: Zek at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (OzNIz)

I've been skeptical of them forever. Willie Brown was a fat black man with no genuine redeeming qualities. Kamala is childless, more of a retard than Hillary without actually being funnier, a terrible boss, and absolutely arrogant about it all. A true sociopath would have fun working for her and skipping out of the ashes, but who the hell else would?

Posted by: trev006 at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (irnWQ)

178 168 >>>They'll use a MyPillow and put Lidell in jail for selling a dangerous weapon.


We'll have Senate hearings about Assault Pillows. "Nobody *needs* an 800 thread count!"

Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (gS3OW)

179 There are three major factions in the Dems: Team Clinton, Team Obama and Team California.

Team Obama controls Biden and California got Harris, and this leaves the Clintons out in the cold.

All three hate each other, but everyone fears the Clintons. Watching them fight over the Veep nomination will be a hoot.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:36 PM (llXky)

Harris did get Clinton's approval back before the primaries, though she does belong to Silicon Valley et al.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (b2nrj)

180 Frankly at this point I'm skeptical of her beejer skills.
Posted by: Zek at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (OzNIz)
........

I've always thought she looks like a biter.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

181 "You know if you blow, then don't blow, in the end I think we can all agree you blow."

-Hat Tip: The Book of Kamala Aphorisms

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (s1dWN)

182 So Japan just paid a settlement to a woman who had heart attack after the clot shot.

Court ruled that the injury was due to the vaccine, and Japan has a fund for vaccine related injury. She was 91

This seems important.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (jPNJF)

183 In 1976, Ford almost won. He was closing in the final weeks. But back then the electorate was more moveable than today.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (vN+oL)

184 The Democrats are going to be reduced to smothering Joe with a pillow.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:34 PM (WJNu0)

----------------
They'll use a MyPillow and try to pin it on Mike Lindell.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (TNyrE)

185 No, enough RINOs and NeverTrumpers BIRM, will cross the line to confirm Hillary. Who shortly thereafter will deal with Kamala. I'm sure it will be ruled natural causes.

Covid

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (3hSHB)

186 G'rump928(c): "In her house at Ch'appaqua, dead Hillary waits dreaming…"

Sounds like Cthulhu.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwGjsnwiK2w

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (FVME7)

187 Kamala's outwardly inexplicable rise to the top is explained by the people who back her. They are not like you and me.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (sn5EN)

188 Everyhing Kamal Kunt said for abortion goes triple for taking an experimental, low efficacy and dangerous "vaccine."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (u4CEu)

189 Kamala is our border czar and the border crisis has never been as bad as it is now.

The New York Times needs to face the fact that she's incompetent.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (NpAcC)

190 If, if the next (R) President was smart, he would task his VP with the job of reducing the Washington administrative state and also moving other departments out of DC. If they haven't made any progress in 2 years, demand their resignation.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (qH6FZ)

191 My feeling is Clinton has no power anymore in the DNC. She is old news and the idea that she will win let alone run for the DNC is just crazy talk. On both sides. It ain’t happening peeps.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)

192 >>>Her position is under a desk.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 25, 2022 05:12 PM (VwHCD)

I will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (QYPq3)

193 Court ruled that the injury was due to the vaccine, and Japan has a fund for vaccine related injury. She was 91

This seems important.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (jPNJF)

I guarantee you there would be politicians hacked apart with nodachis before Japan tolerated half the bullshit America does. They have different bullshit, but hey. They've been pretty good on China Flu, as far as anyone can tell.

Posted by: trev006 at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (irnWQ)

194 Well once someone doesn't position you for success you can't just get up and reposition yourself for success!
__________

Initiative is just one of those white supremacist traits, racist!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (MvHI3)

195 Is that Twatter account at the top, "The Democrats," real? Or is it a parody account? Because that is some cringe-worthy shit right there...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (S7une)

196 “We know, NAACP, that our country has a history of claiming ownership over human bodies.”

I guess the irony is lost on her that she's making this statement in support of the side which presumes to have the authority to order another human's body dismembered at their whim.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (AfyPs)

197 >>I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon.


Decision Desk has already called it for the Democrat.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (N5/bh)

198 I keep seeing this Biden, Harris, Newsom President rumor all over the internet (even Tim Pool):

Is This Possible? CA Anti-gun Governor Newsom Appointed as President
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6GOfC0BWyA

To me, it seems that this "rumor" started with Newsom who is trying to make himself seem as inevitable as the 2024 Democrat nominee.

Another straight, white, male, (statutory) rapist Democrat nominee for President? Feels like deja vu all over again!

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (MFZ8i)

199 Well once someone doesn't position you for success you can't just get up and reposition yourself for success!

Your success can only come about through other people making it happen for you! Everyone knows that!

well, according to the left, that's how it is with "BIPOC": they are too weak too helpless, too childlike to do it themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (Ivdso)

200 183 In 1976, Ford almost won. He was closing in the final weeks. But back then the electorate was more moveable than today.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (vN+oL)

And the difference between Ford and Carter wasn’t that much. They were both centrists.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (OalnH)

201 My feeling is Clinton has no power anymore in the DNC. She is old news and the idea that she will win let alone run for the DNC is just crazy talk. On both sides. It ain’t happening peeps.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)
---
Her ability to blackmail is still pretty considerable, though. She also got Epstein, after all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (llXky)

202 Biden only won the primary due to black voters. So he rewarded them with a black VP. It’s politics 101 stuff.

Posted by: Joe XiDen
==

DISAGREE. Biden was beholden to the Obamas for his win in SC and their contribution power, so he put whoever they told his people to put on as VP.

Real politik.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (u4CEu)

203 The way you help an underling to become a success is to give them a task that plays into their main strengths.

Were I Biden (or FLATUS Dr Jill if she's running the show), I'd bring Veep Kamala Harris into my office and say,

"We've got to improve relations between the executive branch and the legislative so we can get some of my programs passed.

Kamala, starting today I want you to give both Houses of Congress blowjobs. Now, this is important. Don't come back here until you blown at least 50 guys today. Democrats and Republicans. I want this initiative to be Bipartisan. Now, go to it!"

And soon, she'd have enough confidence to run the Presidency!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (5NkmN)

204 Cook Report moved the Georgia governors race to
Leans Republican.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (s1dWN)

205 My feeling is Clinton has no power anymore in the DNC.

That is my sense as well, that she's a has been. I used to think that it was various political factions in the US controlling the Biden white house but now I am certain its extra-US forces like the WEF, China, etc that are pulling the strings on the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (Ivdso)

206 "Joe Biden Has Not Positioned Kamala for Succession and Why Conservatives Shouldn't Cheer," read my latest, at the Bulwark.

Posted by: Jonah Goldburg at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (B/hVH)

207 Joe will be one of those dementia patients whose brain will die but his heart keeps beating.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (WJNu0)

208 I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon

Whoever said that is an imbecile

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (Ivdso)

209 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL SUCCESSION WITHOUT SUCCESS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (QYPq3)

210 >I saw one analysis that said Oregon was now a toss up. Oregon

Don’t fall for this shit man. Lots of “analysts” say all sorts of stupid shit. In 2020 Dems we’re hoping SC would go red. How’d that work out?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (OalnH)

211 Kamala is one of the dumbest cocksuckers I've ever seen. But she'll be fine.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 25, 2022 05:43 PM (0ocXn)

212 >> Frankly at this point I'm skeptical of her beejer skills.


Well. If that is your metric, please allow me to toss my hat into the ring.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 25, 2022 05:43 PM (N5/bh)

213 The Ho was a Intersectionaly gender/minority pick and nothing else,

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 05:43 PM (38JOs)

214 You know the talking point that conservatives are pro-life until the kid is born?...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


And the Left is Pro-Child until the kid isn't born.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 25, 2022 05:44 PM (jPNJF)

215 KAMALA HARRIS: "Listen, women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."

That's crazy. It's only Friday and Saturday nights after movie and drinks. Unless you're a whore!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 05:44 PM (aXxgO)

216 Who will be the first POC (person of cackle) to be president, Hillary or Kamala??

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 25, 2022 05:44 PM (fs1hN)

217 191 My feeling is Clinton has no power anymore in the DNC. She is old news and the idea that she will win let alone run for the DNC is just crazy talk. On both sides. It ain’t happening peeps.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)

That was being said in 2015. It's Barky's DNC.

But yet, there she was.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 25, 2022 05:44 PM (Qhnrt)

218 The August edition of American Fly Fishing is out. This is a reel issue.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 25, 2022 05:44 PM (BJKQV)

219 DISAGREE. Biden was beholden to the Obamas for his win in SC and their contribution power, so he put whoever they told his people to put on as VP.

Real politik.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (u4CEu)

We are saying the same thing. SC was the turning point for Biden based on a yuuuuuuge turnout for blacks for him. And he rewarded them. Whether thy was via Obama or not the result was the same.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:45 PM (OalnH)

220 Kamala's really dumb, even by politician standards. She's so dumb that it's obvious to the half the population that is below average in intelligence. If Kamala and AOC were in the same room together, AOC would come off looking like Socrates. Because for all the dumbness of AOC on the substance, she can speak in ordinary sentences. Kamala, on the other hand, talks like the slow kid in an ESL class.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2022 05:45 PM (ppBhU)

221 That is my sense as well, that she's a has been. I used to think that it was various political factions in the US controlling the Biden white house but now I am certain its extra-US forces like the WEF, China, etc that are pulling the strings on the Democrats.

I've never thought otherwise.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 05:45 PM (Xrfse)

222 KAMALA HARRIS: "Listen, women are getting pregnant every day in America, and this is a real issue."
.......

So. Blojawbs only?

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

223 I saw Kamala in person last week, from about three feet away. She's pretty. That's about the only positive thing I can say about her.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 25, 2022 05:46 PM (Ajt8v)

224 129 "You may be right but Joe will never voluntarily step down and even if he wanted to Jill will never allow it. They are going to have to carry him out of the WH feet first or wait until 2024."

Hey, we're trying our best, but we could use a little help...

Posted by: Covid19 at July 25, 2022 05:29 PM (Zv2q6)


One option: A report on the New York Times like this:

"A White House source with an office in the West Wing revealed to the NYT yesterday that Biden is unable to perform the simplest tasks and cannot understand briefings until at least two hours after he is intravenously given a complex drug cocktail. He is also heavily drugged to induce a near-comatose sleep for 8 to 10 hours every night. It is unknown who is responsible for making decisions and issuing orders during that period."

True or false, who cares. The Media and Top Democrat politicians will, as instructed, demand Biden's resignation or removal. Next: the 25th Amendment Caper.

Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 05:46 PM (AMIL/)

225 DISAGREE. Biden was beholden to the Obamas for his win in SC and their contribution power, so he put whoever they told his people to put on as VP.

Real politik.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (u4CEu)
---
Go deeper. Obama pushed Biden and then offered the Veep slot to the Californians to build a winning coalition.

Thus both people POTUS and Veep - are placeholders.

Yet only one hand can wear the Ring of Power, so things are going to get really interesting.

Remember: the Republic lost the Spanish Civil War in large part because they were too busy fighting each other to fight Franco.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 05:46 PM (llXky)

226 If some Person of Cackle is going to be our next President, I’m ready to vote for Zombie Margaret Hamilton.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 05:47 PM (atmen)

227 >> I saw Kamala in person last week, from about three feet away. She's pretty.


If you are into fucking Cartoon Camels, I guess?

I still think you could do better.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:47 PM (N5/bh)

228 "Who will be the first POC (person of cackle) to be president, Hillary or Kamala??"

I'm laying down my bet right now it will be KH. It will give me something to hope for.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:47 PM (sn5EN)

229 206 "Joe Biden Has Not Positioned Kamala for Succession and Why Conservatives Shouldn't Cheer," read my latest, at the Bulwark.
Posted by: Jonah Goldburg at July 25, 2022 05:42 PM (B/hVH)
________________

Also on the Bulwark, "How did my Ass get so Big? You're telling me!?!? - the Couch"
-Jonah G

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 25, 2022 05:47 PM (fs1hN)

230 If the GOP take the House, who becomes 3rd in line to the presidency?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 05:47 PM (kf6Ak)

231 noticed at twitchy:

"By living on negativity, the press has only compounded the inherent problems of governing a democracy already spinning out of control," Marvin Kalb writes
-- Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) July 25, 202

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 05:47 PM (Ynyl9)

232 If we're assigning blame . . .

Brian Stelter@brianstelter
"By living on negativity, the press has only compounded the inherent problems of governing a democracy already spinning out of control," Marvin Kalb writes

-
The MSM didn't position Biden for success.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 05:48 PM (FVME7)

233 Willie Brown always positioned Kamala to suck seed.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 25, 2022 05:48 PM (Wct/n)

234
I think part of their problem is that Senile Joe is/was? just smart enough to know that he was going to be used to take the fall for all of Obama's Crowds' schemes, and

being the clueless, egotistical clown that he is he knew he was the best man evah for the job. Why he was going to be Our New Green FDR ever better.

So, Harris was actually given jobs at her level of competence (zero), and nothing that would allow her to show executive ability. Just speech-making figurehead stuff where policy was already set.

And still she blew(!) it.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 05:48 PM (5NkmN)

235 >> If the GOP take the House, who becomes 3rd in line to the presidency?


Most likely McCarthy.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (N5/bh)

236 that picture, jeezely crow, shades of bill & hill dancing on the beach !
eeewwwww !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (oZtf9)

237 Does Kamala have any negotiating skills that don't involve business?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (WJNu0)

238 Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (4I/2K)

239 re 232: ha, beat you to it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (Ynyl9)

240 The last time the money people bought the Presidency, they messed up and put Teddy Roosevelt in the VP.
Because that's where you park trouble makers to sideline them.
They didn't make that mistake this time.

And that's also why-- no matter how much the progs whine-- there's no way they'll give her any power.
Because the next VP will have that power too ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (B/hVH)

241 In 2016 it was Hillary’s turn. She was a part of the Obama admin. She was a playah with a power base. Today she is a nobody outside of aging AWFLs who still dream of her as potus.

She is also 74. She would be 76 in 2024. She’s done as a public figure outside of a stupid tweet or talk show appearance.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (OalnH)

242 "Intractable problems to solve" = "Problems the Democrats know can be solved, but, don't wish for a resolution."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (5pTK/)

243 pretty ? srsly ? on what planet ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (oZtf9)

244 In 1976, Ford almost won. He was closing in the final weeks. But back then the electorate was more moveable than today.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (vN+oL)

My Father, the real estate broker, "I am voting for Carter. I think a little inflation would be good for the country."

Four years later we had 20% Mortgage Rates, if you could even get one.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (Z32m1)

245 >> Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?


Best Practices for not getting Digitally Penetrated.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (N5/bh)

246 Stu, you bastard--I need a new monitor and keyboard now...

Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (S7une)

247 So Kamala is living down to everyone's expectations. Not even NY Times seems surprised.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 25, 2022 05:51 PM (CCf67)

248 Kamala just told Joe he's getting some ice cream.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 05:51 PM (5pTK/)

249 But it's never the WOC's fault, of course.


What color is Kanela?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 05:51 PM (fgFKs)

250 >> pretty ? srsly ? on what planet ?


The Planet where she is the only living female. Maybe?

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:51 PM (N5/bh)

251 >>What color is Kanela?


Burnt Ecru

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:52 PM (N5/bh)

252 Are foreign heads of state asking for Kamala to come by for a little negotiating and maybe a little head?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 05:52 PM (WJNu0)

253 Asian Americans are a tiny segment of U. S. population, but top the list of ethnic groups in the United States by household income. K's mother was the daughter of Indian diplomats and distinguished herself in Canada through breast cancer research.

K may be dull-witted but don't count her out. There's been other dull-witted or insane high echelon pols.

The Qs may be if Hunt gets a good deal & dad bows out after mid-terms, who or what will be prepared to oust Kamala from the White House in 2024, or will she say 'shove it' and go elsewhere?

Posted by: Lola at July 25, 2022 05:52 PM (NIYa7)

254 Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?


***

Don't grab me, Joe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (kf6Ak)

255 244 In 1976, Ford almost won. He was closing in the final weeks. But back then the electorate was more moveable than today.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 25, 2022 05:38 PM (vN+oL)

My Father, the real estate broker, "I am voting for Carter. I think a little inflation would be good for the country."

Four years later we had 20% Mortgage Rates, if you could even get one.
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:50 PM (Z32m1)

Were you able to hold that over him for the rest of his life?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (b2nrj)

256 I think there's really just 2 factions in the Democrat party now. The Olde Guard and the "squad" like dipshits. Like the GOP there's a huge age range between the power players, but on the left that power is shifting to the younger crowd instead of the oldsters. It's slowly changing on the GOP side as well, but apparently not fast enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (BFigT)

257
And the difference between Ford and Carter wasn’t that much. They were both centrists.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:41 PM (OalnH)

the biggest factor that pushed Carter over the top was his purported Christian faith. He played up his Baptist beliefs which persuaded a large swath of lower income republican voters to switch votes for him.

His later screw ups with the economy and the Tehran hostages lost all that good will in bulldozers.

Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (JrN/x)

258 The WOC. I finally got it. Sheeesh.

Posted by: Holy Crap at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (glGDV)

259 I'll bet anyone $100 (to be sent to ace if I lose) that Kamala becomes President before HRC. Now this may take years or it may take days, but I'm gonna hold you to it.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (sn5EN)

260 238 Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Kamala's right hand looks a few shades lighter than her left?


Oh, and the whole picture looks like Kamala is re-teaching Biden on how to walk. Like she's about to pull her hands away so he can take a few steps on his own.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (Wct/n)

261 that picture:

Biden: I finished all the pie!
Harris: did you save me a piece..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (Ynyl9)

262 Rock 'em sock 'em Joe-and-Ho-bots.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (WL1q5)

263 I saw Kamala in person last week, from about three feet away. She's pretty. That's about the only positive thing I can say about her.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at July 25, 2022 05:46 PM (Ajt8v)

Seriously? She looks dumpy and old on TV. Does she have a real smile that lights up the room or something?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (yQpMk)

264 I think that's the best headline I've written in ten years.

---------

I snorted at first read.

Alternate JV Headline: Why Does F. Joe Biden Hate Women of Colorzzzz?!?!?!?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (Ut78G)

265 The expression on Joe's face, it says, "Hi, nice to meet you! Who are you?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (5pTK/)

266 Just for the hell of it — Snizz!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (atmen)

267 Hate to tell y'all. Unless Branden dies, he's going to be he prez until 2024. And it won't matter incapable he becomes.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (Qhnrt)

268 So, Harris was actually given jobs at her level of competence (zero), and nothing that would allow her to show executive ability. Just speech-making figurehead stuff where policy was already set.

And still she blew(!) it.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2022 05:48 PM (5NkmN)

To be fair to Kamala, it's Mayorkas' job to totally f-up the border, and he's succeeding spectacularly. Even with the media as the Dems handmaiden, you'd have to be a really smooth and shameless liar to be the face of this administration's policy.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (fs1hN)

269 254 Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?
----------

"Joe, I'm not going down in front of the camera.
I'll break your finger if you try."

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (fgFKs)

270 Paul Sorvino has died.

He defended his daughter Mia from Harvey Weinstein, threating to have Harvey killed if he didn't stop trying to casting couch Mia.

Rest in peace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (V6f9+)

271 Getting a 20% mortgage when a house cost $50k was a great opportunity. You could always refinance as rates fell. But that rock bottom purchase price was locked in forever.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (OalnH)

272 "238 Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2022 05:49 PM (4I/2K) "

- her hands are not the same color
- her hands are closed over his fists; was he gonna throw a punch ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (oZtf9)

273 Said since day one Sundowner isn't making it to 2024 and The Ho will be the next oval office resident

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (38JOs)

274 So if that picture was taken two days ago, then he's not testing positive for BA.5 and not contagions and everything's cool? No 7 day quarantine?

I don't think he had Covid.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

275 " Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?
***
Don't grab me, Joe
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

It looks like Joe is saying "I'm gonna tickle you!" and Kamala is holding him back saying "No Joe, No tickling right now".

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:56 PM (sn5EN)

276 Does Kamala have offspring?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 05:56 PM (atmen)

277 re 276: husband has.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 05:56 PM (Ynyl9)

278 "You, telling me things you're gonna do for me. I ain't blind and I don't like what I think I see"

Taking it to the street.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 05:56 PM (Bq7US)

279 Decision Desk has already called it for the Democrat.
Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2022 05:40 PM (N5/bh)

Was that before or after buzzfeed delivered a bundle of $$$?

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 25, 2022 05:57 PM (1DgE4)

280 238 Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?

She's fending him off before he goes for the jugs with one of his legendary quick pinches.

Posted by: Lola at July 25, 2022 05:57 PM (NIYa7)

281 He defended his daughter Mia from Harvey Weinstein, threating to have Harvey killed if he didn't stop trying to casting couch Mia.

Rest in peace.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (V6f9+)
----------

I heard, years ago, Mira Sorvino had been blacklisted by Hollywood. It wasn't until the perverted crap about Weinstein came out I understood why.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 05:57 PM (5pTK/)

282 Nobody will take me up on that bet because they know there is a very very good chance of a President KH and they are too cheap to send $100 to ace.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:57 PM (sn5EN)

283 Change elections happen when one party has been in for awhile. That was part of why Ford lost. Plus he pardoned Nixon, which the Left hated.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (YynYJ)

284 Were you able to hold that over him for the rest of his life?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (b2nrj)

He put two and for a year three daughters through college OUT OF STATE while keeping food on the table by whatever means he could. He would fix up and flip houses, rental properties, whatever it took.

I respected the hell out of him, mistakes and all.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (Z32m1)

285 271 Getting a 20% mortgage when a house cost $50k was a great opportunity. You could always refinance as rates fell. But that rock bottom purchase price was locked in forever.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:55 PM (OalnH)

That's assuming you knew which way rates were going. Lots of people have been burned by the near continual fall of interest rates over the last couple decades. They have to go up some time right? Maybe now is the time, maybe not.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (b2nrj)

286 To be fair, Joe is fighting Oily Windshield Cancer and Covid and Asthma and a Stutter, so he doesn't have time do do everything for Kamala.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (B/hVH)

287 267 Hate to tell y'all. Unless Branden dies, he's going to be he prez until 2024. And it won't matter incapable he becomes.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (Qhnrt)
---------------------

They've got enough clips to edit.
There's no need for live interviews.
He'll make televised speeches only.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (fgFKs)

288 I question whether Kamala is smart enough to be classed as stupid.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (KATBx)

289 284 Were you able to hold that over him for the rest of his life?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (b2nrj)

He put two and for a year three daughters through college OUT OF STATE while keeping food on the table by whatever means he could. He would fix up and flip houses, rental properties, whatever it took.

I respected the hell out of him, mistakes and all.
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (Z32m1)

Where's the fun in family if you can't remind them of that thing they did 30 years ago?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (b2nrj)

290 Among all the pro-abortion signs, etc. this may be the most grotesque thing so far:

https://tinyurl.com/2p927uh3

Posted by: sal at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (y40tE)

291 Who clasps hands like that? Her left hand is over his right index finger. Her right hand is over his left fist, maybe grabbing his thumb or his index finger, hard to say.

She, the VP, has the dominate hand positions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (4I/2K)

292 Harris reminds me of Sherri Ann Cabot….. “ we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.”
FKH!
FJB,

Posted by: Xtranon at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (Sl2t+)

293
kum dumpster is a WOC. warrant officer candidate? she's to fooking stupid to make the automated rank promktion frome1 -to- e2. much less be proficient enough to become a warrant office candidate.

yeah, i know. woman of color. ace? are you a biologist now? how do you know that's not a man, baby?

Posted by: BifBewalski @ (MrZQl) - at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (MrZQl)

294 Lots of people have been burned by the near continual fall of interest rates over the last couple decades

—

How? If rates fall you continually refinance. If rates increase you keep what you have. Where is the burn in that?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (OalnH)

295 Your success can only come about through other people making it happen for you! Everyone knows that!

well, according to the left, that's how it is with "BIPOC": they are too weak too helpless, too childlike to do it themselves.
_________

The belief that people should pursue success is white supremacy! The whole idea of success is also white supremacy! The belief that people should be able to help themselves is also white supremacy!

Kamaltoe and her fellow POCs reject your raaaaacist beliefs!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (MvHI3)

296 That pic at the top of the post is cringe-inducing. Biden looks like a feeble old man getting mugged by a black woman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2022 06:00 PM (guGkK)

297 also, Ford supposed lost some votes when he said in a debate that Poland wasn't dominated by Russia. Media also (as I recall) would strongly hint that Ford was not very bright.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 06:00 PM (Ynyl9)

298 Paul Sorvino has died.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

"What do I know about the restaurant business?"

What a great line.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 06:00 PM (6WCwE)

299 Hey! I was gonna give her a titty twister but she was too fast. The girl's got experience. No joke. My word as a Biteum.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 25, 2022 06:00 PM (sn5EN)

300 Among all the pro-abortion signs, etc. this may be the most grotesque thing so far:

https://tinyurl.com/2p927uh3
Posted by: sal

George Orwell would blush.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 06:01 PM (FVME7)

301 290 Among all the pro-abortion signs, etc. this may be the most grotesque thing so far:

https://tinyurl.com/2p927uh3
Posted by: sal at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (y40tE)

I'll see your grotesque and raise you (may be NSFW?)

https://is.gd/R5vVvn

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 06:01 PM (PiwSw)

302 267 Hate to tell y'all. Unless Branden dies, he's going to be he prez until 2024

—

2025. But yeah I agree. He’s not going anywhere short of to a grave.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 06:01 PM (OalnH)

303 IIRC, Mira Sorvino was quite the looker back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2022 06:01 PM (atmen)

304 re 294: when you need to roll over your fixed interest securities in your retirement fund.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 06:02 PM (Ynyl9)

305 282 Nobody will take me up on that bet because they know there is a very very good chance of a President KH and they are too cheap to send $100 to ace.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 05:57 PM (sn5EN)
__________

Joe has an increasing tendency to rage stroke when asked a question he doesn't like. One of these times it could overwhelm his fragile constitution. Pres KH (SS call-sign "knee-pads") could easily happen.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 25, 2022 06:02 PM (fs1hN)

306 Ford wasn't a terrible president, he surely would have been less awful than Carter but I doubt we'd have gotten Reagan without Carter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 06:02 PM (Ivdso)

307 What is a fixed security in my retirement account? 😂

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 06:02 PM (OalnH)

308 291 - this is anecdotal, but when my grandmother was in senior living towards the end of her life, she had trouble with fine motor skills. She would reach for your hand and miss, or grab fingers. I wonder if Kamala grabbed his hands first to avoid shots of Robinette showing similar issues.

Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2022 06:03 PM (JrN/x)

309 Seriously? She looks dumpy and old on TV. Does she have a real smile that lights up the room or something?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 25, 2022 05:54 PM (yQpMk)


It won't light up a room but its reputed to have the power to take the chrome off right a bumper hitch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2022 06:03 PM (guGkK)

310 Count de Monet: "Look at their hands in that top picture. See anything weird?"

Yes. They're attached to idiots.

The smartest thing in that image is the appendage-free bust.

So, Science says, "Hands make you stupid. Well, them stupid anyway."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 06:03 PM (aXxgO)

311 294 Lots of people have been burned by the near continual fall of interest rates over the last couple decades

—

How? If rates fall you continually refinance. If rates increase you keep what you have. Where is the burn in that?
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 05:59 PM (OalnH)

In finance. The risk of being stuck with a high rate for the personal consumer in the 1970s example is more severe than the general transactions people would be make today, though I guess they could've invested in accordance with it.

Point is, hindsight on interest rates is hindsight.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 06:03 PM (b2nrj)

312 I think there's really just 2 factions in the Democrat party now. The Olde Guard and the "squad" like dipshits. Like the GOP there's a huge age range between the power players, but on the left that power is shifting to the younger crowd instead of the oldsters. It's slowly changing on the GOP side as well, but apparently not fast enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (BFigT)
---
You're partially correct. There is a generational struggle in both parties, but with the Dems the older generation is ten times smarter than the youth.

With the GOP, it is the opposite: the Old Guard only know how to lose gracefully. The Young Turks are the ones who know how to win.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 06:03 PM (llXky)

313 We needed Carter to get Reagan. Needed Obama to get Trump. And Biden to get DeathSantis.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 06:04 PM (OalnH)

314 I'll see your grotesque and raise you (may be NSFW?)

https://is.gd/R5vVvn
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 06:04 PM (kf6Ak)

315 "2025. But yeah I agree. He’s not going anywhere short of to a grave.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022"

So will you take my bet?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 25, 2022 06:04 PM (sn5EN)

316 ding dang nabbit off dingbat sock

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 06:04 PM (sn5EN)

317 You know how low a bar "success" at the border for a Dem is?

Literally, all she had to do was take a trip down there and stage a photo op walking along the fence listening very seriously.

That's it. And the media would have gone wall-to-wall how historic and successful it was.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2022 06:04 PM (B/hVH)

318 "VOTE DEMOCRAT: Because it's not only NEVER our fault, we usually don't even know it happened!!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 25, 2022 06:04 PM (peWy1)

319 f'd, I put up $100 on Joke making it to 2024 and announcing another run. No Takers.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Bq7US)

320 Mira Sorvino was in Woody Allen's "Mighty Aphrodite", a movie in which he took the story of Mia Farrow, Soon Ye, and himself and turned it inside out so he because the hero of the story.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 06:05 PM (Ynyl9)

321 Looks like Kamala is grabbing Joe's hands in a defensive posture, to keep from getting groped. At this point, if someone looks vaguely female, Joe defaults to pervert mode.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 25, 2022 06:05 PM (DsA2n)

322 People who bought 30 year bonds in the early 80s laughed and laughed and laughed for the next 30 years.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 06:05 PM (OalnH)

323 146 ...

Because we're a threat. And she's a poor black woman just trying to do a job.

Posted by: Martini Farmer
----------
Indian with a dot mom, Jamaican dad equals black.. okie dokie.

But I get it.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 25, 2022 06:06 PM (+ldAm)

324 I'll see your grotesque and raise you (may be NSFW?)

https://is.gd/R5vVvn
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Why did I click? Why??

Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 25, 2022 06:06 PM (vcv8B)

325 Where's the fun in family if you can't remind them of that thing they did 30 years ago?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 05:58 PM (b2nrj)

Wish I could. He has been gone for 30 years now.
Mom is healthy as a horse, and still recognizes me most days when I visit 2-4 times a week.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 06:06 PM (Z32m1)

326 I saw Vaguely Female open for Four Non Blondes at The Whisky in '86.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 25, 2022 06:06 PM (guGkK)

327 Mira Sorvino was quite the looker back in the day.

She was gorgeous and had a nice career going until she told that nasty toad Weinstein to climb his thumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 06:07 PM (Ivdso)

328 Why did I click? Why??
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 25, 2022 06:06 PM (vcv8B)
------------

The "art" work of those particular signs is infantile, at best.

Which is probably what is known as a "tell."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 06:07 PM (5pTK/)

329 322 People who bought 30 year bonds in the early 80s laughed and laughed and laughed for the next 30 years.
Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 25, 2022 06:05 PM (OalnH)

Yeah they made out like bandits. Even people who bought 30 year bonds ten years ago did quite well. Many wouldn't have guessed it though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 25, 2022 06:07 PM (b2nrj)

330 She, the VP, has the dominate hand positions.
Posted by: Count de Monet
=============

She's going to break that finger if he doesn't behave.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 06:08 PM (fgFKs)

331 " f'd, I put up $100 on Joke making it to 2024 and announcing another run. No Takers."

It's hard to say. We thought he'd never make it this far. I sure wouldn't take that bet.

Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 06:08 PM (sn5EN)

332 Big talk from a shrimp who I could probably take out in one punch. And randon thought- I wonder how many abortions Kamamamalalal has had.

Posted by: LASue at July 25, 2022 06:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

333 Someone call nood? Cause, nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 06:08 PM (diceA)

334 Maybe it sounds too simple,but I don't believe they keep Kamala in the loop. They give her only a limited amount of information to appear in public. I think Dr. Jill is a manipulating culprit behind the scenes and issues the orders.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2022 05:19 PM (YjtL0)

Of course she isn't in the loop, she shuns responsibility like the monkey pox. They give her little, but then she pays no attention to even that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

335
The "art" work of those particular signs is infantile, at best.

Which is probably what is known as a "tell."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 06:07 PM (5pTK/)


So you're saying she's a crappy artist who chooses hot button issues to make money off true (woke) believers?

Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2022 06:10 PM (JrN/x)

336 308 291 - this is anecdotal, but when my grandmother was in senior living towards the end of her life, she had trouble with fine motor skills. She would reach for your hand and miss, or grab fingers. I wonder if Kamala grabbed his hands first to avoid shots of Robinette showing similar issues.
Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2022 06:03 PM (JrN/x)

Nah. Your grandmother was just indicating a natural reflex action from the many years of your grandfather's pull-my-finger joke.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 25, 2022 06:10 PM (Qhnrt)

337 Americans deserve to know and see that they have a vice president who is trusted by White House and administration officials to take over, should anything happen to the president.

lol as if these people give a shit what voters think. That's probably code for the writer having a badthought about Harris. "This bitch is useless oh god I didn't just think that did I?"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2022 06:10 PM (QRdjz)

338 327 Mira Sorvino was quite the looker back in the day.

She was gorgeous and had a nice career going until she told that nasty toad Weinstein to climb his thumb.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 06:07 PM (Ivdso)
________________

Cute as a button! Like me!

Posted by: Hotel Lobby Ficus at July 25, 2022 06:11 PM (fs1hN)

339 Harris reminds me of Sherri Ann Cabot….. “ we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.”
FKH!
FJB,
Posted by: Xtranon at July 25

I wonder how they feel about soup.

Posted by: LASue at July 25, 2022 06:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

340
Nah. Your grandmother was just indicating a natural reflex action from the many years of your grandfather's pull-my-finger joke.
Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 25, 2022 06:10 PM (Qhnrt)



Okay, that was funny. Nice one!

Posted by: Moki at July 25, 2022 06:11 PM (JrN/x)

341 I think there's really just 2 factions in the Democrat party now. The Olde Guard and the "squad" like dipshits. Like the GOP there's a huge age range between the power players, but on the left that power is shifting to the younger crowd instead of the oldsters. It's slowly changing on the GOP side as well, but apparently not fast enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 05:53 PM (BFigT)

No, there are several. The old Clintonites, the old Obamaites, those that "own" Biden's body and thus have to be dealt in now but have no future if Biden leaves office, the Alphabet liberals, the Pedos, the deep state NeoCons, the deep state liberal State people, the deep state FBI, the deep state CIA....and maybe one or two Kamala backers.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 06:11 PM (eoQWY)

342 Yeah it does look like Old Joe is trying to cop a feel and Kammie is fighting him off-

I looked at my retirement account today- I've lost $7000 since March
fuck you, Joe's Handlers

Posted by: DB at July 25, 2022 06:12 PM (geLO8)

343 https://tinyurl.com/bddxwhw2
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Alex the Chick has #20!

Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 06:14 PM (38JOs)

344 Ford wasn't a terrible president, he surely would have been less awful than Carter but I doubt we'd have gotten Reagan without Carter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 06:02 PM (Ivdso)

Nah, Ronnie was 2nd place versus Ford, and nobody on the Dem side was going to beat him in 1980.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 06:15 PM (eoQWY)

345
Among all the pro-abortion signs, etc. this may be the most grotesque thing so far:

https://tinyurl.com/2p927uh3
Posted by: sal

The "My body my choice" one is strange. Is that a bearded woman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

346
Top pic: "You want cheap gas? Pull my finger"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 06:15 PM (2e5RV)

347 26 >>>10 I think it was "positioned" for success, no? Still funny.

dang I screwed it up! I meant positioned. Thanks, I changed it.
Posted by: ace at July 25, 2022 05:14 PM (B3oWe)

It takes a village.

Posted by: m at July 25, 2022 06:16 PM (rnYgr)

348 This is all getting utterly surreal. I can't believe reality will not inflict vengeance at some point. I just fear the collateral damage.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 25, 2022 06:18 PM (H8QX8)

349 In fairness to Harris, she isn't given credit for all she's accomplished overseeing NASA and the space program, which is precisely not one fucking thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 06:19 PM (sWM8x)

350 also, Ford supposed lost some votes when he said in a debate that Poland wasn't dominated by Russia. Media also (as I recall) would strongly hint that Ford was not very bright.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 06:00 PM (Ynyl9)

They have always done that, but yes, an establishment Republican was going to have trouble in 76 due to Watergate.

Carter reminded everyone why we don't elect Democrats for serious business.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

351 "our country has a history of claiming ownership over human bodies.”
------

Now, when you say 'bodies', what 'bodies' are you talking about? I mean, does that extend to the bodies of aborted babies?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 06:20 PM (Mgbo4)

352 We know, NAACP, that our country has a history of claiming ownership over human bodies.

She misspelled "Democrats"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2022 06:24 PM (Ivdso)

353 This is one aspect of the Puddinhead administration that can't be blamed on Puddinhead himself. Harris is dumb as a post and lazy as shit.

How do you position a whoreslug for success?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 06:28 PM (sWM8x)

354 > In fairness to Harris, she isn't given credit for all she's accomplished overseeing NASA and the space program, which is precisely not one fucking thing.
______________

Achmed the Astronaut would like a word. And your neck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 06:28 PM (BFigT)

355 "348 This is all getting utterly surreal. I can't believe reality will not inflict vengeance at some point. I just fear the collateral damage.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 25, 2022 06:18 PM (H8QX"

fear is the mind-killer ... prepare !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 06:28 PM (oZtf9)

356 She should lose that UPS pant suit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
--------

That color is actually, 'Pullman Brown". The jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 06:33 PM (YsLD1)

357 Joe: "Your knees, or mine"?

Posted by: bombolino at July 25, 2022 06:37 PM (A5d7R)

358 No one has ever questioned her abilities, unfortunately no one needed to because they were so obvious what they were.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 25, 2022 06:41 PM (qZdIZ)

359 If a pollster called I would say I am very happy with Biden and will vote for him again. They have been messing with us like that for years and now I am ready to watch them choke on Biden.

Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at July 25, 2022 06:43 PM (8G85R)

360 Over/under on how many times Kamala has had to claim ownership of her own body and deal with an issue? 2?

Posted by: RSE at July 25, 2022 06:53 PM (Gd5Dz)

361 Lots of people have been burned by the near continual fall of interest rates over the last couple decades

How? If rates fall you continually refinance. If rates increase you keep what you have. Where is the burn in that?
________________________
I can't believe I'd have to mention this, but some of us make our money from the interest earned on our investments. I do not have a mortgage.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 25, 2022 06:55 PM (x61Im)

362 Remember the joke, c. 1990 that if anything ever happened to GHW Bush, the Secret Service had orders to shoot Quayle?

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at July 25, 2022 07:37 PM (8VDkz)

363 "It's clear Biden picked her strictly as a move to capture the multiracial vote while having littler respect for her as a politician."
Sounds familiar... Oh, right, that's how Biden got _his_ VP gig.

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