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"Wellness influencer" spotlighted by Tim Dillon, at TikTok. I'm 99.99% sure that this is a joke. However, it is a joke which is strongly rooted in reality. She is parodying other wellness influencers that are quite serious about this nonsense. Tom Elliot's Grabien media suspended again by Twitter, for correctly reporting a Congressman's statement that the covid vaccine may reduce natural immunity. Joe Manchin has covid and the left is gloating: Absolute leftwing tool Jonathan Karl praises Al Gore for his, get this, "graciousness" in conceding the 2000 election after the Supreme Court told him that he had lost and was a loser and would always be a loser and should give up so at least he could win at quitting. Oh, and then he continued challenging the election results and claiming he actually won the election after he "conceded" so graciously. The Capitol Police report that the "Colbert 9" were more insurrectioney than the Gestapo at the DOJ allows.
Can we, seriously, get a cognitive function test for Bill Kristol? — Tardigrade in the streets Water Bear in the sheets (@ManofillRepute) July 25, 2022 Which of the Junior Grifting Swabbies takes over at his various grifting organizations if Cap'n Kristol found to be not be mentally capable of running a grift? Jim Swift? Jonathan V. Last? Tim Miller? Speaking of, the people who said their Sacred Honor compelled them to begin grifting money from Democrats and supporting Democrats for president and Congress in order to restore our Precious Civil Norms are increasingly brazen about just wishing death upon Trump. Including the noted Norms-Guardian AllahPundit, who is also Hot Air's official Bulwark-Linker. I hope these people will review their six years of endless shrieking sanctimony about norms. I also hope their won't be any further sanctimony about "Muh Normzzzz" if we should happen to similarly wish death upon people we don't like. Or fail to show sufficient sadness if someone we don't like dies. Lightning struck a wind turbine in north Texas.
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:00 PM (fgFKs) 2
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Hi ace!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2022 07:00 PM (Wy1BU) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 07:01 PM (5pTK/) 6
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Hit the back button to call and browser goes to last post.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:02 PM (fgFKs) 8
Possible evidence that Mother Gaia isn't really in favor of windmills being spread across her surface?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 25, 2022 07:02 PM (TNyrE) 9
Kristol is off Dem message - Biden is stepping aside in 2024?
Umm, that's not what he says, not what Mommala says. Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:03 PM (6TxNR) 10
Apropos to something we were talking about earlier the Irish Try channel people are drinking Insect Vodka
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:04 PM (WJNu0) 11
Rachel Welch has not aged well. Not at all. I suppose it's the surgery. Grow old gracefully ladies.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:04 PM (sn5EN) 12
Gore was gracious, and never raised any questions about the stolen election.
Also the president is powerless when gas prices go up, but is worthy of worship when they come down. Posted by: Winston Smith at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (HVuiX) 13
@ChristinaPushaw: "Then go to kickboxing and have a margarita. And write the same hit piece you were gonna write anyway."
Right to the point. I sure like her. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (ftFVW) 14
Gaetz has no fucks to give.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (JY/Jg) 15
An interesting aside - a guy I know sent me a message, hey this guy is hiring, and sent me a linked in profile of a guy whose twitter is "steveishacking"
Steve. Is. Hacking. He's an IT guy. Okay. OHHHH. He's the head of IT for the Democrat National Convention. Steve. Is. Hacking. Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (6TxNR) 16
Matt Gaetz is so based he could hold up the Statue of Liberty.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (PY/t0) 17
Gaetz, another rep who has figured out the press isn't going to give him favorable coverage, so, he just went for it?
Good. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (5pTK/) 18
Biden won't make it to 2024. So look forward to POTUS Kamala.
The the fun begins. Who will dare to primary the first woman POTUS of color. Imagine what Trump will do to her. He'll even go after the Black male vote. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (i0slg) 19
That windmill released 1000x the carbon it "saved".
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:06 PM (sn5EN) 20
When I saw that gibraltar of chocolate, I popped my rocks.
Posted by: gp's Dark Energy Acceleration at July 25, 2022 07:06 PM (qpX6U) 21
13 @ChristinaPushaw: "Then go to kickboxing and have a margarita. And write the same hit piece you were gonna write anyway."
Right to the point. I sure like her. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (ftFVW I'm encouraged that more and more people on our side realize this is a fight to the death. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:06 PM (PY/t0) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 07:07 PM (ufFY8) 23
Treat the media like garbage. Great idea.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:07 PM (WJNu0) 24
Matt Gaetz's comments about women at pro-abortion marches being mostly fatties who look like thumbs and were the least likely to get pregnant anyway and should eat a salad once in awhile set off the hags on The View. Gaetz Twitter-slays Whoopi Goldberg a few hours ago.
Posted by: bed head at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (Y1sOo) 25
Is Bill Kristol a real person is it some kind of cartoon?
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (sn5EN) 26
Christina Pushaw obviously went to the Sean Spicer school of Press Secretaries.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (5pTK/) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (tFWfv) 28
scroll down from the Kristol meme for the hippo tweet below it
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (geLO8) 29
Trump should just do the Andrew Dice Clay act about Mommala.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (6TxNR) 30
>.Is Bill Kristol a real person is it some kind of cartoon?
Posted by: fd in real life he has a frog-like appearance Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:09 PM (geLO8) 31
Gaetz' answer to the first question was excellent: "Yes"
His answer to the follow-up question was even better, by a large margin. Nice moves. We're in a social media, tiny snippet of information world, and we need to win on that field. Gaetz just gave a master class in how to do it, speaking with only three words total. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:09 PM (cm/80) 32
26 Christina Pushaw obviously went to the Sean Spicer school of Press Secretaries.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (5pTK/) Christina makes Spicer look like a little girl. Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:09 PM (6TxNR) 33
Flaming Windmills would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:09 PM (sn5EN) 34
Bill Kristol seems to live in a world that is a facsimile of what is described in the lyrics of "Strawberry Fields". Completely devoid of reality.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 25, 2022 07:09 PM (TNyrE) 35
Somebody hacked Kristol's twitter account. Nobody is that stupid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (PiwSw) 36
Maybe Matt Gaetz secretly reads Ace's Cruel and Unusual Posts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (PY/t0) 37
" "graciousness" in conceding the 2000 election after the Supreme Court told him that he had lost and was a loser and would always be a loser and should give up so at least he could win at quitting."
Too bad SCOTUS never took up the Trump cases ... I forget details, like 20 states seemed to have a beef, SCOTUS stood down. Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (Cus5s) 38
The correct answer to any media hole's question is "Go Fuck Your Mother".
Then when they stammer and repeat their idiotic question, tell them "What are you doing here? I told you to Go Fuck Your Mother." Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (R/m4+) 39
Russian robot breaks punk's finger in chess match. Don't touch my pieces, mofo!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (yikp0) 40
Is it just me or does Bill Kristol always look constipated in his pictures?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (ftFVW) 41
Matt Gaetz's comments about women at pro-abortion marches being mostly fatties who look like thumbs and were the least likely to get pregnant anyway and should eat a salad once in awhile set off the hags on The View. Gaetz Twitter-slays Whoopi Goldberg a few hours ago.
Posted by: bed head at July 25, 2022 07:08 PM (Y1sOo) --- I challenge the "ladies" (and I use the term loosely) of The View to prove his observation is not based in reality. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (K5n5d) 42
I assume Christina Pushaw is attractive. Don't correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (WJNu0) 43
Christina Pushaw is a gem. And she cuts like a shard of glass.
Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (xhaym) 44
This Matt fellow - he belongs here.
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (Vr12I) 45
Ms. Pushaw is a classic. Much respect.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (Bq7US) 46
Every single girl in my circle is just !like that.
Men tolerate a lot of bullshit for pretty girls. Posted by: Overly Literal Ruin All The Fun Man at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (nnOzz) 47
I would like to see Christina Pushaw as Press Secretary for a Trump then a DeSantis administration.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (5pTK/) Posted by: Legend / Harris 2024 at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (sn5EN) 49
The correct answer to any media hole's question is "Go Fuck Your Mother".
Then when they stammer and repeat their idiotic question, tell them "What are you doing here? I told you to Go Fuck Your Mother." Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (R/m4+) --- That answer is also acceptable if called before the J6 Committee... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:12 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:12 PM (PY/t0) 51
The vids of burning windmills are always amusing, but search 'burning solar panels' for true impact, because buildings.
Here's a taste, California, natch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t8TWo443Gg Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 07:12 PM (RCix1) 52
39 Russian robot breaks punk's finger in chess match. Don't touch my pieces, mofo!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (yikp0) Shall. We. Play. A. Game? Posted by: WOPR at July 25, 2022 07:12 PM (PiwSw) 53
Would we see a Christina Pushaw, Matthew Gaetz or a Ron DeSantis if there wouldn't have been a President Trump?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(5pTK/) at July 25, 2022 07:13 PM (5pTK/) 54
I think if we must have a comedian for President, we should try Dave Smith.
He is funnier than Kamala Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:13 PM (xhaym) 55
Gaetz just needs to lose the TV preacher pompadour.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 07:13 PM (es0Dj) 56
Lmao at Matt.
That district he represents has some serious talent. Posted by: Overly Literal Ruin All The Fun Man at July 25, 2022 07:13 PM (nnOzz) 57
I've never watched The View (I'm male, and hetero), but I've seen excerpts, and I never once saw anyone on there who qualified as a "lady."
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM (cm/80) 58
>>>Flaming Windmills would be a good name for a band.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:09 PM (sn5EN) I saw Flaming Windmills open for Midnight Oil in '85 at the Memorial Drive Park in Adelaide. Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM (QYPq3) 59
"I assume Christina Pushaw is attractive. Don't correct me if I'm wrong."
She's smoke'n, and she's only like 25. No joke. Posted by: lowandslow at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM (qH6FZ) 60
Turns out Pushaw is a hottie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM (PY/t0) 61
From the big blue link in the previous thread:
"Disclose.tv @disclosetv JUST IN - Biden admin weighs declaring #monkeypox a public health emergency and plans to name a national coordinator to oversee the response." I think Pete Butt-gig is the most qualified and experienced for this position Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:15 PM (kf6Ak) 62
With my blood pressure currently about 195/87 I'll pass on this shit.
Although... a minigun would alleviate some of this. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 07:15 PM (BFigT) 63
35 Somebody hacked Kristol's twitter account. Nobody is that stupid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (PiwSw) The entire staff of the Bulwark and the Lincoln Project begs to differ. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:15 PM (cm/80) 64
I will say it again: Matt Gaetz, Speaker of the House. MTG, chairperson of EVERY committee.
Lauren Boebert, The Whip. Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:16 PM (6TxNR) 65
So Biden will shut down all gay clubs, ban gay sex and we can shame all those gays that aren't vaccinated?
Maybe keep them getting a job or unemployment benefits? Have the police round them up and put them into quarantine? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:16 PM (PY/t0) 66
57 I've never watched The View (I'm male, and hetero), but I've seen excerpts, and I never once saw anyone on there who qualified as a "lady."
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM (cm/80) I should think the proper term for those folks is "shitstain." Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 07:16 PM (okGHj) 67
Lauren Boebert, The Whip.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:16 PM (6TxNR) If that's not Moron kibble, I don't know what is. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (PiwSw) 68
Russian robot breaks punk's finger in chess match. Don't touch my pieces, mofo!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (yikp0) The Iron Turk will not be denied his victory Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (xhaym) 69
> The correct answer to any media hole's question is "Go Fuck Your Mother".
saw a movie once where a guy didn't want to be interviewed on the street, so he just started saying to the reporter "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck..." Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (geLO8) 70
42 I assume Christina Pushaw is attractive. Don't correct me if I'm wrong.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (WJNu0) 43 Christina Pushaw is a gem. And she cuts like a shard of glass. Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:11 PM (xhaym) Urker, She IS! Kidltot, I think she and her vocal, vociferous defense of Governor DeSantis is half the reason Ron DeSantis is so popular, and more important, EFFECTIVE. Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (Z32m1) 71
Amazing coincidence that this is the coming worst week of economic news for Biden, since the last week that is, and he's on covacation.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (oWBc3) 72
59 She's smoke'n, and she's only like 25. No joke.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM (qH6FZ) You wouldn't think that if you saw her elbows. You could punch holes in leather with those things. (RIP Dave in Texas) Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (cm/80) Posted by: lowandslow at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (qH6FZ) 74
I subscribe to wellness ticktock as she trickle charges her butthole...just like me.
Posted by: Hope Solo at July 25, 2022 07:17 PM (/6GbT) 75
Whoopi Goldberg's head should be floating above a parade. Except children would be running in terror.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:18 PM (WJNu0) 76
JUST IN - Biden admin weighs declaring #monkeypox a public health emergency and plans to name a national coordinator to oversee the response."
I think Pete Butt-gig is the most qualified and experienced for this position Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:15 PM (kf6Ak) They said two kids had the pox. Bootygig has two kids, and a fag for a "wife." This is not a coincidence. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 07:18 PM (okGHj) 77
Christina Pushaw really has the MFM's number. What's more, she has the courage to headline it.
More please. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (aXxgO) 78
I think Pete Butt-gig is the most qualified and experienced for this position
Posted by: vmom ------ Look, I'm a public health expert, and , a Rear Admiral. Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (tFWfv) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (PY/t0) 80
Just redefine "monkeypox" as less virulent.
Like they are trying to do with "recession". Posted by: gourmand du jour, partly cloudy clearing in the afternoon at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (jTmQV) 81
Look, I'm a public health expert, and , a Rear Admiral.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (tFWfv) Not qualified if you cut off your dick, dude. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (okGHj) 82
That burning windmill doesn't look very environmentally friendly
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 25, 2022 07:20 PM (/6GbT) 83
>JUST IN - Biden admin weighs declaring #monkeypox a public health emergency and plans to name a national coordinator to oversee the response."
Let's see: rockin' pneumonia boogie woogie flu buttsex fever WASF Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:20 PM (geLO8) 84
He'll even go after the Black male vote.
He’ll get a big chunk. Blacks hate that fake bitch — remember her results in the primaries? Posted by: Squid at July 25, 2022 07:20 PM (pqo9/) 85
Disclose.tv @disclosetv' 1h
NOW - White House declines to define what a recession is. https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/ 1551682650389319681 27-second video Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 07:21 PM (yikp0) 86
Look, I'm a public health expert, and , a Rear Admiral.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine So you kept your rudder and you're just playing dress up? Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 25, 2022 07:21 PM (Bd6X8) 87
Gaetz just needs to lose the TV preacher pompadour.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 07:13 PM (es0Dj) No! He needs to go all James Traficant like and grow a big, luxurious pompadour and dye it red, white and blue. The bigger the better so the libs see it in their nightmares and when they are sucking up the monkeypox. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2022 07:21 PM (R/m4+) 88
The Ryan Long piece is hysterical. A must to watch til the very end.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:21 PM (Y+l9t) 89
doctor doctor, gimme the news
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:21 PM (geLO8) 90
So Biden will shut down all gay clubs, ban gay sex and we can shame all those gays that aren't vaccinated?
Maybe keep them getting a job or unemployment benefits? Have the police round them up and put them into quarantine? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:16 PM (PY/t0) One way to "cushion" the effect of inflation is to suppress demand. 2020 taught Joe's buddies that two weeks to flatten the spread and subsequent lockdowns really suppress demand. Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:21 PM (xhaym) 91
Not qualified if you cut off your dick, dude.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief He can still play monkeypox games, at least half of them anyway. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (ftFVW) 92
Al Gore conceded graciously.
Just like the last Imperial Japanese soldier on a hell-blasted chunk of coral and rock. Graciously. Sweet Amitabutsu, the sheer gonads on these mutants. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (6FeV1) 93
Robert Levine is Robert Levine and no amount of lipstick is gonna change that pig.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (Bq7US) 94
When the often violated cabin boys of the SS Cuck mutiny, Cap'n Bill will be whistling a different tune while being hanged from the yardarm.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (lz5hY) 95
63 35 Somebody hacked Kristol's twitter account. Nobody is that stupid.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (PiwSw) The entire staff of the Bulwark and the Lincoln Project begs to differ. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:15 PM (cm/80) Didn't they dress up their own interns as tiki torch bearing white supremacists at a Youngkin Rally? IIRC correctly, one of the White Supremacists was a Black man? Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (Z32m1) 96
That windmill = gay mens' rear ends
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (STbM6) 97
Gaetz is a certified g
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (YglAn) 98
Gaetz just needs to lose the TV preacher pompadour.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba Oh, wow. Had to go back and look; that is some tall hair. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (ftFVW) 99
Somewhere Hedly Lamar is mouthing the line, "look, you fags need to get your shit together." These people don't really think monkeypox is going to work do they?
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (oWBc3) 100
Look, I'm a public health expert, and , a Rear Admiral.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine at July 25, 2022 07:19 PM (tFWfv) Your oxford comma is printing, dude. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: Squid at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (pqo9/) 102
>> Robert Levine is Robert Levine and no amount of lipstick is gonna change that pig.
Posted by: Ben Had ACK-shually it's Richard, but you can call him Dick Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (geLO8) 103
I wish McConnell was taking a ride on that wind turbine blade.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 25, 2022 07:24 PM (m7R0k) 104
So you kept your rudder and you're just playing dress up? Posted by: Blanco Basura -- The guy would have been a shoo-in as a Pirates of Penzance role. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2022 07:24 PM (tFWfv) 105
Rear Admiral.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine at July I'm sure you are Richard. I'm sure you are. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 07:24 PM (MGB5H) 106
The Gaetz clip is excellent.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2022 07:24 PM (ppBhU) Posted by: Miklos suggests at July 25, 2022 07:24 PM (WBs1t) 108
Windmills. Cause global warming and bird deaths!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:25 PM (GwxCX) 109
96 That windmill = gay mens' rear ends
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (STbM6) That's what the ladyfolk be lookin' like after Brian You-da-ho Stelter puts some sizzle in that snizzle, bitch. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:25 PM (6FeV1) 110
Cap'n needs to be sodomized be an elephant seal.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:25 PM (WJNu0) 111
Bill Kristol would have give up the man pussy with consent in prison.
Posted by: JROD at July 25, 2022 07:25 PM (0jZnq) 112
Prove Gaetz wrong.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:25 PM (GwxCX) 113
"It is unfortunate that despite all of the evidence the Department presented, including that the group or its leader had been told several times that they could not be in the buildings...'
******** Wow! I have heard tales of the mythical Strongly Worded Letter, but have never previously seen one in the wild! Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 07:25 PM (kXYt5) 114
My Northwestern Mutual agent neighbor sent me a corporate blurb that was titled, "growth slowdown in economy will slow inflation". Praise jebus they don't have my money.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (oWBc3) 115
@65, well played !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (oZtf9) 116
RE: Gaetz and the "Be offended" follow-up:
Preach it, Brother. Snowflakes are the bane of the nation now. They desperately need tough love, else they're going to get tougher hate. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (aXxgO) 117
Cap'n Bill will be whistling a different tune while being hanged from the yardarm.
Posted by: bill ------ Keel-hauled first. As it were. Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (Go9h8) 118
These guys cultivate mass graves in their fucked brains everyday.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 25, 2022 07:27 PM (8ZxMi) 119
Bill just wants to have sex with me.
Posted by: John Legend at July 25, 2022 07:27 PM (sn5EN) 120
For one ten-thousandth of a second, that windmill was a net energy producer.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 25, 2022 07:27 PM (+R5dc) 121
Only Cucky Crystal can see the genius of political and leader like qualities that only a John Legend can give us. It's because you're all ultra maga racists! That's why!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:27 PM (GwxCX) 122
DB, ya know I thought I might have that wrong.
Correction: Richard Levine is still a pig. Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:27 PM (Bq7US) 123
The DS tried to bust a move on Gaetz and the case disappeared. Either he is a sleeper or clean. I hope clean but expect sleeper
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 25, 2022 07:28 PM (b+v9B) 124
That burning windmill doesn't look very environmentally friendly
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 25, 2022 07:20 PM (/6GbT) --- We need someone to photoshop Snizz-ra, the Flying Fartclam destroying it on behalf an angry Gaia. Snizz-ra is summoned by three tiny but fat blue-haired chicks shouting their abortions. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 07:28 PM (llXky) 125
I can't copy and paste enough of this to give you the true flavor but let's just say a lot of honest US citizens think that Biden is the bestest president ever!
https://bit.ly/3zrx4YH Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:28 PM (FVME7) 126
Why did the capitol police feel it was necessary to warn a bunch of people several times that they could not be in the building instead of just removing them immediately? Michael Byrd shot Ashli Babbitt without warning her.
Posted by: huerfano at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (dTFZY) 127
Um, I watched the Ryan Long video to the end, and I'm feeling a bit...behind the times. I did not know that dudes did that...
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (cm/80) 128
Why the heck is the cruise director following John Legend? Trying to keep it real?
Posted by: Squid at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (pqo9/) 129
They should just put lightning rods up everywhere and tie them into the grid.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (sn5EN) 130
There are perhaps 11 people who are interested in Kristol's opinion about anything
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (WJNu0) 131
ya know I thought I might have that wrong.
Correction: Richard Levine is still a pig. Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 The lipstick did not help. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (Y+l9t) 132
128 Why the heck is the cruise director following John Legend? Trying to keep it real?
Posted by: Squid at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (pqo9/) He's down (low) with the struggle. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:30 PM (6FeV1) 133
Keel-hauled first. As it were.
Posted by: Rear Admiral Rachel Levine at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (Go9h --- Death by unga-bunga. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 07:30 PM (llXky) 134
Just one lightning bolt could charge the hell out of a Tesla.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:30 PM (sn5EN) 135
"John Legend. No, No. I meant that other ni.. uh African American, Spike Lee".
Admiral of All the Blue William Kristol Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 25, 2022 07:30 PM (lz5hY) 136
The vaccine campaign will go down as the biggest scandal in medical history. Moreover, it will be known as the biggest crime committed on humanity
- Christine Anderson, European Parliament Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:31 PM (PY/t0) 137
95 Didn't they dress up their own interns as tiki torch bearing white supremacists at a Youngkin Rally? IIRC correctly, one of the White Supremacists was a Black man?
Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 07:22 PM (Z32m1) Oh, like you never made a mistake? Urgh. Hold on. Another stroke. I got this. Posted by: Steve Schmidt at July 25, 2022 07:31 PM (cm/80) 138
Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage face to face with crazed mob that believed the lies of the defeated President" - That bastard! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:31 PM (FVME7) 139
Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved 1,000 miles to a soft, low-security prison in Florida — one where inmates enjoy movies, a running track and even yoga in the yard. Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed that the 60-year-old madam was moved Friday to FCI Tallahassee, a “low-security federal correctional institution” in Florida. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (63Dwl) 140
30 >.Is Bill Kristol a real person is it some kind of cartoon?
Posted by: fd ------------------------- He was Dan Quayle's campaign manager. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (nlbjl) 141
Genesis 20: vs 1-6. So these flaming wind generators are GOD's answer to the erf worshipers.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (0OP+5) 142
Gaetz has no fucks to give.
Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at July 25, 2022 07:05 PM (JY/Jg) ........ His field of them ran out of chemical fertilizer. Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (v0R5T) 143
I must apologize. Earlier today I implied that Richard Levine woke up one day in his late 40s and suddenly realized he had a penis and decided to declare himself a woman. There is another possible scenario that I neglected to mention. He knew all along that he had a penis that he didn't like, but was too big a wuss to admit it for 45+ years. This is what we call leadership.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (kXYt5) 144
Whoopi may have a girlfriend to do her. I doubt a dude could get up in there.
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (+ya+t) 145
@119 John Legend-Enjoy my sloppy seconds!
Posted by: Michael Kinsley at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (0jZnq) 146
Andrea Mitchell can go sit on a cactus for all I care.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (38JOs) 147
There are perhaps 11 people who are interested in Kristol's opinion about anything
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 07:29 PM (WJNu0) Concur. And 10 of those last names are "Kristol". Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (R/m4+) 148
I always wondered if a space elevator would also act as a generator as it cut through magnetic eddies caused by the solar wind.
Unfortunately I don't have a sturdy 100 miles of copper wire to experiment with. Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (xhaym) 149
Sharon, hugs- soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (Bq7US) 150
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage face to face with crazed mob that believed the lies of the defeated President"
- That bastard! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:31 PM (FVME7) Balderdash! I have it on impeccable unnamed authority that he was single handedly wrestling his entire security detail in order to seize control of Some Vehicle That Isn't The Beast in order to attempt vehicular homicide against AOC on a staircase. Because he want's to date her. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: AOC at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (ftFVW) 152
Matt Gaetz shows how it's done. So simple: own it without apology. I'd like to see an extended clip and the reporter's stuttering and stammering when Gaetz didn't backtrack in a puddle of his own submissive urination.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (H8QX8) 153
143 I must apologize. Earlier today I implied that Richard Levine woke up one day in his late 40s and suddenly realized he had a penis and decided to declare himself a woman. There is another possible scenario that I neglected to mention. He knew all along that he had a penis that he didn't like, but was too big a wuss to admit it for 45+ years. This is what we call leadership.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (kXYt5) If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out Posted by: Ray Milland at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (cm/80) 154
Be offended, lol.
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (mn1Pi) 155
Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved 1,000 miles to a soft, low-security prison in Florida — one where inmates enjoy movies, a running track and even yoga in the yard.
Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed that the 60-year-old madam was moved Friday to FCI Tallahassee, a “low-security federal correctional institution” in Florida. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 07:32 P And other than one sacrificial douche lamb known as Prince Andrew, the client list is still a big secret. Hmmm, funny that. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (GwxCX) 156
Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage face to face with crazed mob that believed the lies of the defeated President Lol. Okay, Karen. Maybe have another Chardonnay, sugar tits. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (PY/t0) 157
I wonder why they don't capture the energy from lightning.
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (+ya+t) 158
138 Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump -------------------- Didn't like her before I knew she was a lying bitch. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (nlbjl) 159
Scenario Three: He was normal all along until his transgender adolescent patients at his clinic groomed him and turned him into a fake woman against his will.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (kXYt5) 160
All of the problems this country has can be traced back to one huge event. When every damn company started putting warning labels on every thing. That is when our country started going to shit. Before the warning labels, Darwin sorted the wheat from the chaff and we as a country were better. Since warning labels started, retards have flourished beyond our capacity to diminish the damage they cause.
Stop putting warning labels on every damned thing and let Darwin do his fucking job! Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (Wy1BU) Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:35 PM (v0R5T) 162
Townhall.com@townhallcom
Biden's COVID Response Coordinator discussing Monkeypox: "It's really important that we do not use this moment to propagate homophobic or transphobic messaging." - Forget the body count, bathhouses today, bathhouses tomorrow, bathhouses forever! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:35 PM (FVME7) 163
A W @125, LOL ! thx for that link !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (oZtf9) 164
My Northwestern Mutual agent neighbor sent me a corporate blurb that was titled, "growth slowdown in economy will slow inflation". Praise jebus they don't have my money.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (oWBc3) Yep, this is why I think monkeypox is going to be declared a health emergency and probably "precursor to a pandemic" that will require some sort of lock down or bank holiday or rationing. It is consistent with current main stream economic theory. Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (xhaym) 165
Stop putting warning labels on every damned thing and let Darwin do his fucking job!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (Wy1BU) Proposition 65 Warning: Madamemayhem is known to the State of California to cause...... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (6FeV1) 166
" I wonder why they don't capture the energy from lightning."
It's kind of like cramming the flow thru a 4' sewer pipe thru a 1" pipe. Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (sn5EN) 167
157 I wonder why they don't capture the energy from lightning.
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (+ya+t) We can grow lightning bugs, extract the energy from the lightning and then eat the bugs! Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Green New Deal Evangelist at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (PiwSw) 168
>>Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage wtf is she smoking Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (geLO8) 169
156 President Trump, dining in his private armored railroad car, pulled down the window shade rather than look at the trainload of wounded soldiers, back from all the wars he started. Yeah, that's better.
Andrea Mitchell Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 25, 2022 07:37 PM (lz5hY) 170
157 I wonder why they don't capture the energy from lightning.
Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 07:34 PM (+ya+t) About that.... Posted by: Victor Frankenstein at July 25, 2022 07:37 PM (6FeV1) 171
162 Townhall.com@townhallcom
Biden's COVID Response Coordinator discussing Monkeypox: "It's really important that we do not use this moment to propagate homophobic or transphobic messaging." - Forget the body count, bathhouses today, bathhouses tomorrow, bathhouses forever! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:35 PM (FVME7 Funny, they didn't feel the same way when smearing conservatives as Typhoid Mary. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:37 PM (PY/t0) 172
Maxwell wasn't a "madam," she was a child trafficker and participant in shady activities most likely directed by our intelligence agencies (or those of friendly countries).
In a sane world, she never would have been permitted to do these things. In a just world, she'd be writing a confession and duplicate client list with a mangled stump of an arm. Posted by: PabloD at July 25, 2022 07:37 PM (KabLM) 173
Can someone post a link to the Vengeance trailer. Seems it tries to make fun of Texas but I think Texans will love the exaggerated stereotypes. Actually looks like a pretty good movie but I've been wrong before.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 25, 2022 07:38 PM (NyLlW) 174
OK, here it is, Ghislaine Maxwell will make a prison break, a daring escape - dig a tunnel with a spoon when no one is watching. And we will never see her again. The end.
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 07:38 PM (V13WU) 175
And other than one sacrificial douche lamb known as Prince Andrew, the client list is still a big secret. Hmmm, funny that.
Posted by: Minnfidel They don't even need to give me the list per se. I'd be happy if they were even quietly starting to arrest those pervs. But they're not because we have a multi-tiered justice system and those pricks are right at the top. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:38 PM (ftFVW) 176
Gaetz is my rep here in Pensacola. Love the guy.
Here's a local report on his so-called controversial statements made over the weekend at Turning Point USA with a longer video of the little reporter-ette thinking she's ambushing him while he was attending a Pensacola event this morning: https://tinyurl.com/29uu65j3 Posted by: bed head at July 25, 2022 07:38 PM (Y1sOo) 177
Townhall.com@townhallcom
Biden's COVID Response Coordinator discussing Monkeypox: "It's really important that we do not use this moment to propagate homophobic or transphobic messaging." Or you know, force them to get an experimental non approved jab or lose their job, forced to not go places like funerals of loved ones. That was important. But pointing out the obvious that gay orgies aren't exactly a great idea is verbotten! Wouldn't want to melt the fags tiny spirit. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:38 PM (GwxCX) Posted by: MST3K at July 25, 2022 07:38 PM (63Dwl) 179
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage face to face with crazed mob that believed the lies of the defeated President
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (PY/t0) --- This actually makes him look like more of a badass. "More merlot, Melania? I must say the Diet Coke tonight is especially effervescent." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM (llXky) 180
somebody take the thesaurus away from Andrea Mitchell
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM (geLO8) 181
The thing that pisses me off the most about the Richard Levines and Bruce Jenners of the world is that they were grown adults with the option of having sex with either gender and a family, kids if they so chose before they decided to transition. They made a choice. Granted, a really stupid one, but , hey, adults.
Yet, these children that they are influencing will never have a fulfilling sex life, will surely be sterile and never know the joys of creating a child with someone they love. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM (Y+l9t) Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM (mn1Pi) 183
>>> this is why I think monkeypox is going to be declared a health emergency ...
Posted by: Kindlltot ---------------- It's going to be declared a World health emergency. They are going to try to shut the planet down. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM (nlbjl) 184
It's kind of like cramming the flow thru a 4' sewer pipe thru a 1" pipe.
----- Oh, they can do it. Use the windmill things to attract it and make charging stations or something. They know science. Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (+ya+t) Posted by: zombie Dean Martin at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (v0R5T) 186
Be offended!
Excellent FUCK YOU to the MFM and those that try to rule by the feelz. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 07:07 PM (ufFY 23 Treat the media like garbage. Great idea. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens Yes, YES! Let the hate flow through you. Posted by: Emperor Trumpatine at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (EHcEg) 187
>>It's going to be declared a World health emergency.
They are going to try to shut the planet down. Posted by: Braenyard fuck that shit what if they had a pandemic and nobody came- just said "FAHHHHHH Cue!" and went about their business Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (geLO8) 188
27 When Biden steps aside--John Legend in 2024?
-------- Flashback: Michael Avenatti Posted by: Mike Hammer Nah, wouldn't work. Legend's lunatic wife would make him watch while she bangs Avenatti. Wait, it's 2022. That might work. More than likely, Avenatti would rob the Legend's and claim it was for their own good, then flee to Mexico. Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (sAmhv) 189
So how many media sites could be bought with tomorrow night's Mega Millions jackpot?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (yn/SF) 190
It's going to be declared a World health emergency.
They are going to try to shut the planet down. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM Well there goes my weekend plans. Posted by: Bill I Am Legend Kristal at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (GwxCX) 191
It's going to be declared a World health emergency.
They are going to try to shut the planet down. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 07:39 PM (nlbjl Can't we just distance ourselves from gays? Six feet to stop the spread? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (PY/t0) 192
They will shut the planet down - except for the homosexuals, who will continue to practice their deviant sex. Of course. Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (Vr12I) 193
Rectum or anus?
(I’ll show myself out.) Posted by: Squid at July 25, 2022 07:23 PM (pqo9/) Rectum? I hardly knew 'em! Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (OX9vb) 194
"It's really important that we do not use this moment to propagate homophobic or transphobic messaging."
* Gay men are spreading a sexually transmitted monkey virus to infants and toddlers, but no one point out the behaviors of gay men in context of spreading a gay disease. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (STbM6) 195
146 Andrea Mitchell can go sit on a cactus for all I care.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (38JOs) As an Arizona resident, may I recommend the cholla cactus? It gets its many tiny hooks into you, and lets go only reluctantly. People here often take afro combs along on their desert walks, to help dislodge them. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:43 PM (cm/80) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 07:43 PM (Xrfse) 197
{{Ben Had}}
Already have my plane reservations and hotel. Thank you for that. Our special code worked. It was like buy 2, get one free compared to last year. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:43 PM (Y+l9t) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:43 PM (ftFVW) 199
Sphincter fever
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:43 PM (v0R5T) 200
They will shut the planet down - except for the homosexuals, who will continue to practice their deviant sex. Of course.
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (Vr12I) --- How deadly is monkeypox? Maybe it's all part of a covert strategy to deal with the gays once and for all...What's in the monkeypox jab? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (K5n5d) 201
A “word” that must be destroyed is “influencer”.
If you or anyone else calls you that, you influence no one. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (CdZ4i) 202
Rectum or anus?
(I’ll show myself out.) - Rectum? I hardly knew 'em! Posted by: April * "Hardly knew 'em" is a core component of homosexual male intercourse. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (STbM6) 203
"Hate keeps a man alive 41."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (yn/SF) 204
22 Be offended!
*** In Larry Correia's Black Sword series, if one guy says "Offense has been taken!" and the other guy responds "Offense has been given" then they duel. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (kf6Ak) 205
Fauci's gonna come out and say "There's no need to wear a little paper mask over your keister", and then, a month later.... BAM! Mandatory fart-masks from sea to stinking sea. Wanna grocery shop? FARTMASK! Doctor's visit? FARTMASK! Make sure you wear one in your car too. Because My Fartmask Protects You and Your Fartmask Protects Me.
Follow the science, or your gay Grampa is dead. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (6FeV1) 206
DB, ya know I thought I might have that wrong.
Correction: Richard Levine is still a pig. Posted by: Ben Had Boar or sow? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (FVME7) 207
Fudge-packer Flu?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (PY/t0) 208
Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed that the 60-year-old madam was moved Friday to FCI Tallahassee, a “low-security federal correctional institution” in Florida.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (63Dwl) They moved her there because they are sure the cameras watching her cell are working, right? Right? Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (6TxNR) 209
Gay men are spreading a sexually transmitted monkey virus to infants and toddlers, but no one point out the behaviors of gay men in context of spreading a gay disease.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:42 PM (STbM6) --- There's also the uncomfortable question about how, exactly, are these kids being infected? Sure, maybe their "dads" are simply covered in cooties while playing with their kids, but there's also a much more sinister possibility... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (K5n5d) 210
FartClam Fungus?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (PY/t0) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (yn/SF) 212
Fudge-packer Flu?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM The Rockin' pneumonia and fudgie packin' flu.. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:46 PM (GwxCX) 213
168 >>Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage wtf is she smoking Posted by: DB She wrote that after she pleasured herself while watching the Red Wedding scene in GoT. Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 07:46 PM (sAmhv) 214
I want to get a fart trumpet as seen in the documentary film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 25, 2022 07:46 PM (x8Wzq) 215
the Organ Grinder and his Monkeypox
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (v0R5T) 216
There's also the uncomfortable question about how, exactly, are these kids being infected? Sure, maybe their "dads" are simply covered in cooties while playing with their kids, but there's also a much more sinister possibility...
If the disease is primarily spread through sexual contact then the assumption should be made that is the case here and CPS get involved. For the children. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (Bd6X8) 217
What's in the monkeypox jab?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I read somewhere that it is the smallpox vax. They had stopped giving it by the time I was around, but I'm not planning to turn into a gay dude any time soon, so I'm set. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (ftFVW) 218
In Larry Correia's Black Sword series, if one guy says
"Offense has been taken!" and the other guy responds "Offense has been given" then they duel. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (kf6Ak) --- *sigh* In some ways, those were the good old days. When you knew that you literally put your life on the line if you pissed off the wrong man. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (K5n5d) 219
John Legend's puffy mug leads me to believe he's allergic to bees.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (x8Wzq) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (yn/SF) 221
"In Larry Correia's Black Sword series, if one guy says
"Offense has been taken!" and the other guy responds "Offense has been given" then they duel. Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:44 PM (kf6Ak) " I always kinda wanted the bumpersticker that Bart Simpson's southern colonel uncle had: "Honk if you demand satisfaction." I have considered that series, did you like it ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (oZtf9) 222
As an Arizona resident, may I recommend the cholla cactus? It gets its many tiny hooks into you, and lets go only reluctantly. People here often take afro combs along on their desert walks, to help dislodge them. Posted by: Splunge And needle nose pliers to get the leftover thorns out. N.B. There are tiny thorns that you'll find 3 days later. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 07:48 PM (uJh3S) 223
Butt Boils
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:48 PM (v0R5T) 224
Comey's daughter prosecuted Ghislaine and brought a narrow case with less penalty that avoided making it a larger child trafficking case that would have brought in evidence about others.
They're protected for now, but Maureen has the goods on them. This knowledge won't hurt her career advancement. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 07:48 PM (i0slg) 225
dripping in blood surrounded by carnage
Ya mean the cop who murdered Ashli Babbit Karen? Odd how cops killing people is cool now. Oh wait. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:48 PM (GwxCX) 226
The Monkeys PAW is a short story- just a little factoid. By W W Jacobs.
Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 07:49 PM (Vr12I) 227
John Legend's puffy mug leads me to believe he's allergic to bees.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM Only one way to find out! Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:49 PM (GwxCX) 228
I read somewhere that it is the smallpox vax. They had stopped giving it by the time I was around, but I'm not planning to turn into a gay dude any time soon, so I'm set.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (ftFVW) --- I heard that the original smallpox vaccine was pretty effective against monkeypox. However, there's probably little money in that. Big Pharma needs a "new and improved" version that's 99.99% effective that they can market for billions (oh, and it contains a few random additions that you do not need to worry about, peon). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:49 PM (K5n5d) 229
Yeah Pushaw is a gem
She cuts like a diamond Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 I expect some national coordinated hit pieces on her in the next couple of months. Got to destroy her before the election and dirty her up for 2024. Posted by: Beartooth at July 25, 2022 07:49 PM (u9Awk) 230
219 John Legend's puffy mug leads me to believe he's allergic to bees.
Posted by: Pug Mahon Nah, his crazy violent wife beats him. He probably likes it. Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 07:49 PM (sAmhv) 231
222 And needle nose pliers to get the leftover thorns out.
N.B. There are tiny thorns that you'll find 3 days later. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 07:48 PM (uJh3S) Oh, yes. Mrs Splunge had to discard a pair of sneakers, because too many of those thin thorns had gone all the way through the soles. Doesn't seem possible. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (cm/80) 232
Splunge, it's got to be saguaro cactus.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (Bq7US) 233
Andrea Mitchell can go sit on a cactus for all I care.
----- She was the model for the corn hole game, true story. Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (+ya+t) 234
fuck that shit
what if they had a pandemic and nobody came- just said "FAHHHHHH Cue!" and went about their business Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:41 PM (geLO The problem is that if no one feels anyone has their backs, and they will be knifed if they step out of line, the only choice is to be the Grey Man and at least act like conforming - though actively conforming is safer. One of the problems of heavy, long-term stress is that we, as humans, narrow the world down to "people we care for" and "potential attackers." It simplifies life when you have no escape, but it screws with group cohesion, and screws with making and keeping any sort of affinity group. "people we care for" is limited in scope. "Enemies" is 7 billion possibilities Fuggidal is not a good response if it is you against the world - ain't no Galt's Gulch you can do that in. I think it is intentional. Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (xhaym) 235
I've got a Monkeypox on me back(side)
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (v0R5T) 236
"Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved 1,000 miles to a soft, low-security prison in Florida — one where inmates enjoy movies, a running track and even yoga in the yard."
I wouldn't mind so much but look at how the J6 prsioners are being treated, many haven't been tried. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (i0slg) 237
Windmill practicing its cursive L's: B+
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (8GBH4) 238
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I read somewhere that it is the smallpox vax. They had stopped giving it by the time I was around, but I'm not planning to turn into a gay dude any time soon, so I'm set. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:47 PM (ftFVW) I did not hurt much, but left a Thick scab, and a scar. Posted by: kraken at July 25, 2022 07:51 PM (Vr12I) Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:51 PM (GwxCX) 240
I have considered that series, did you like it ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - The first chapter is off-putting but after that it gets really good. I like it a lot! Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:51 PM (kf6Ak) 241
Wouldn't wearing a condom help stop the spread of monkeypox? Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 07:51 PM (i0slg) 242
Oh yeah, I'm lining up for the Monkeypox vaccine.
I hope they give it to me in the butt. Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (v0R5T) 243
I heard that the original smallpox vaccine was pretty effective against monkeypox. However, there's probably little money in that. Big Pharma needs a "new and improved" version that's 99.99% effective that they can market for billions (oh, and it contains a few random additions that you do not need to worry about, peon).
** A new and improved version that can be marketed for billions and everyone is required to get even though only 0.1% of the population is at risk of having a dick shoved up their monkeybutt in a gay street orgy. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (STbM6) 244
Splunge, it's got to be saguaro cactus.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM ( The "shocker!" of cacti. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (GwxCX) 245
NPR Headline:
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities. Absolutely clueless. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (Y+l9t) 246
Wrecked'em Rectum
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (yikp0) 247
Nah, his crazy violent wife beats him. He probably likes it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 07:49 PM (sAmhv) Is she the one with the mug what looks like Johnny Bench's catcher's mask? Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (x8Wzq) 248
Lace fartclam veils.
Posted by: Lace Fartclam Veils at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (sWM8x) 249
Everybody's got something to say, cept me and my monkeypox.
Posted by: The Rutles at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (v4L7Y) 250
Wouldn't wearing a condom help stop the spread of monkeypox? Is that too much to ask?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 07:51 PM (i0slg) That takes all the fun out of getting shit all over your dick. Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 25, 2022 07:53 PM (v0R5T) 251
232 Splunge, it's got to be saguaro cactus.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (Bq7US) It looks formidable, yes. But you can see only so many saguaros propped up on wooden frames before you realize that these old men of the desert are precious fragile creatures to be pampered, not weapons. Plenty of desert weapons around without disturbing their long, ent-like contemplation. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:53 PM (cm/80) 252
Well, BabeThePigBoi locked down his Twitter.
I'm guessing he got some attention from the Horde he didn't like. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 07:53 PM (iS+Lr) 253
Medieval Hell? Is that a band?
Posted by: Indignatio Vindacatorem at July 25, 2022 07:53 PM (6kKy1) 254
245 NPR Headline:
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities. Absolutely clueless. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (Y+l9t) Very Clickbaity. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:53 PM (PY/t0) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (yn/SF) 256
245 NPR Headline:
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities. Absolutely clueless. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 07:52 PM (Y+l9t) Wow. What exact type of idiot wrote that headline? Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (cm/80) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (kf6Ak) 258
Monkey Fistulas??
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (yikp0) 259
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities.
** I can't afford these $100 fill-ups every week, so I'll go pay $1800 for a sh*tty apartment with continued $100 fill-ups instead. Yeah, I'm sure that's how those dumb hicks are thinking. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (STbM6) 260
NPR Headline:
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities. Yes, let's go somewhere costs are actually higher and there's more crime and shitty schools. Winning theory there fellas. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (GwxCX) 261
Not actually all that pro choice. More pro death.
Pro-Abortion Michigan Governor Cuts Funding for Services That Help Pregnant Women Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (FVME7) 262
Mrs Splunge had to discard a pair of sneakers, because too many of those thin thorns had gone all the way through the soles. Doesn't seem possible.
Posted by: Splunge How did you manage to convince her that you couldn't get the thorns out? My better-half just hands me the shoes and asks me to get the thorns out. (and as I know what is good for me, I do!) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (uJh3S) 263
61 JUST IN - Biden admin weighs declaring #monkeypox a public health emergency and plans to name a national coordinator to oversee the response."
Randi Weingarten??? School's out for summer School's out forever.... Posted by: Lola at July 25, 2022 07:55 PM (NIYa7) 264
PSA's promoting glory holes in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 07:55 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:55 PM (PY/t0) 266
In France, monkey pox is known as "le maladie de fornicateurs de singe"
And there IS a code for that: ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code B04 -monkey fuckers disease, simiian sexually transmitted skiin lesions Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 07:56 PM (kXYt5) 267
262 How did you manage to convince her that you couldn't get the thorns out?
My better-half just hands me the shoes and asks me to get the thorns out. (and as I know what is good for me, I do!) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 07:54 PM (uJh3S) Are you really asking me why it was hard to convince my woman to go shopping for shoes? Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:56 PM (cm/80) 268
thx vmom !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 07:56 PM (oZtf9) 269
Colon chancres
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:56 PM (v0R5T) 270
I expect some national coordinated hit pieces on her in the next couple of months. Got to destroy her before the election and dirty her up for 2024.
Without a doubt. One thing we can bank on is that commies are so very, very predictable. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (Xrfse) 271
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities.
Pretty sure it's government doing the crushing, they're just using inflation as a weapon. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (Bd6X8) 272
Dr. Anthony Fauci argued on The Hill’s "Rising" show that there should have been "more stringent restrictions" for asymptomatic people in 2020.
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (geLO8) 273
Yes, let me leave the area where I can hunt and fish for the area where I can't.
Brilliant. Posted by: AlaBAMA You can hunt for the most dangerous game there. Aren't they trying to move us toward cannibalism anyway. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (ftFVW) 274
Splunge, that being the case I will willing forge a red hot poker to apply to her desiccated....
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (Bq7US) 275
will no one rid us of this meddlesome quack?
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:58 PM (geLO8) 276
Pooper pustules
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 07:58 PM (v0R5T) 277
272 Dr. Anthony Fauci argued on The Hill’s "Rising" show that there should have been "more stringent restrictions" for asymptomatic people in 2020.
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (geLO I really don't think this mutant understands what "preventative medicine" is... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:58 PM (6FeV1) 278
It looks formidable, yes. But you can see only so many saguaros propped up on wooden frames before you realize that these old men of the desert are precious fragile creatures to be pampered, not weapons. Plenty of desert weapons around without disturbing their long, ent-like contemplation.
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:53 PM (cm/80) ---- If you really want someone to suffer when you shove a plant-based object where the sun don't shine, may I recommend the "gympie-gympie" tree from Australia? It's extremely toxic on numerous levels and the stinging nettles are among the most painful on Earth. (It's from Australia, would you expect otherwise?) Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 07:58 PM (K5n5d) 279
Poo-vid
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:58 PM (6FeV1) 280
Cornhole Cankers
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:59 PM (PY/t0) 281
100% intentional, kindltot ... this, like every other war, is first and foremost fought on morale
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 07:59 PM (oZtf9) 282
> It's going to be declared a World health emergency.
They are going to try to shut the planet down. It's a convoluted attempt to make Islam the world's official religion, because after being on house arrest for a year due to coddling the Sodomites, people will start to think maybe they have kind of a point with the rooftops thing. Posted by: me at July 25, 2022 07:59 PM (9p+wn) 283
Mrs Splunge had to discard a pair of sneakers, because too many of those thin thorns had gone all the way through the soles. Doesn't seem possible.
Posted by: Splunge --- I was bush hogging in a BIG John Deere and had a flat in the field once. A thorn had punctured a tire that was taller than me. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 07:59 PM (sWM8x) 284
Are you really asking me why it was hard to convince my woman to go shopping for shoes? Posted by: Splunge Doh! I shall huddle in the corner, bathed in shame, for my obtuseness Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 08:00 PM (uJh3S) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 08:00 PM (Xrfse) 286
Chunky monkey bumps
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:00 PM (ftFVW) 287
rectal mange
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:00 PM (geLO8) 288
You can hunt for the most dangerous game there. Aren't they trying to move us toward cannibalism anyway.
Posted by: She Hobbit at One of the best always Sunny eps. Dennis and Mac hunt the most dangerous game. And Frank convinces Charlie and sweet dee that they are human meat so they go on a hunt for human meat to taste it to see if franks was lying. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:01 PM (MGB5H) 289
Love bumps
Posted by: Love is love at July 25, 2022 08:01 PM (sn5EN) 290
Dingleberry disease
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2022 08:02 PM (v0R5T) 291
yeah, affirm, no question but that we are up against the pro-death party ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 08:02 PM (oZtf9) 292
283 I was bush hogging in a BIG John Deere and had a flat in the field once. A thorn had punctured a tire that was taller than me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 07:59 PM (sWM8x) Whoa. Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 08:02 PM (cm/80) 293
Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed that the 60-year-old madam was moved Friday to FCI Tallahassee, a “low-security federal correctional institution” in Florida.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 07:32 PM (63Dwl) They moved her there because they are sure the cameras watching her cell are working, right? Right? Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 07:45 PM (6TxNR) Like I said before, a plethora of hungry gators, feral pigs, and don't forget, pythons. Maybe they find the body? Maybe they don't? Then the inevitable Conspiracy Theory she escaped to South America, changed her face, and is living in Switzerland. Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 08:03 PM (Z32m1) 294
Splunge, that being the case I will willing forge a red hot poker to apply to her desiccated....
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM Given the desiccation, you may not get the hardening desired upon quenching, depending on the specific alloy used, of course. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2022 08:03 PM (a3Q+t) 295
Back door sore
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:03 PM (ftFVW) 296
One of the best always Sunny eps. Dennis and Mac hunt the most dangerous game. And Frank convinces Charlie and sweet dee that they are human meat so they go on a hunt for human meat to taste it to see if franks was lying.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:01 PM (MGB5H) --- That's a great episode..."Just a couple of guys with sour, sweaty balls..." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:03 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:03 PM (MGB5H) 298
anal fissures
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2022 08:04 PM (8GBH4) 299
will no one rid us of this meddlesome quack?
It could have been done early on but for whatever reason, those we put our trust in decided it wasn't prudent. This will always be a sore point with me. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 25, 2022 08:04 PM (Xrfse) 300
Rural will just come and take your city shit and come back home
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:04 PM (Bq7US) 301
You have to like the cut of the jib of the people DeSantis surrounds himself with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:04 PM (diceA) 302
That's a great episode..."Just a couple of guys with sour, sweaty balls..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Gorilla masks for all! Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:05 PM (MGB5H) 303
Straw Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to The Wild Wild West.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 08:05 PM (sn5EN) 304
It was NPR so that actually answers the question.
The irony is that if the SHTF, rural residents will be able to survive while the idiots i the cities will be shitoutofluck. Where do they think their food comes from? Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:05 PM (Y+l9t) 305
"300 Rural will just come and take your city shit and come back home
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:04 PM (Bq7US) " what could I possibly say to add to that ? Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 08:05 PM (oZtf9) 306
"Oh, and then he continued challenging the election results and claiming he actually won the election after he 'conceded' so graciously."
_______________________ Brian Kemp still hasn't conceded. Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Topless at July 25, 2022 08:06 PM (gf7Ez) 307
277 272 Dr. Anthony Fauci argued on The Hill’s "Rising" show that there should have been "more stringent restrictions" for asymptomatic people in 2020.
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 07:57 PM (geLO I really don't think this mutant understands what "preventative medicine" is... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:58 PM (6FeV1) I don't think he understands what Asymptomatic means? Posted by: rd at July 25, 2022 08:06 PM (Z32m1) 308
One of the best always Sunny eps. Dennis and Mac hunt the most dangerous game. And Frank convinces Charlie and sweet dee that they are human meat so they go on a hunt for human meat to taste it to see if franks was lying.
Posted by: BruceWayne You guys are killing me, pointing out all these show that now I need to watch. Where will I find the time? (sigh) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:06 PM (ftFVW) 309
I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:06 PM (PY/t0) 310
NPR Headline:
Inflation is crushing rural America and may even drive people to the cities. Lets see, I moved out of cramped, crime-ridden hovel built in the early 80's in Austin that is assessed by the county at nearly a half-million... moved out to the sticks where I have acreage, several hundred feet of lakefront on a private lake, decade old custom home that is twice the size for over a 100k less. My utilities and insurance are all cheaper (except for the flood insurance), private security, no crime and outside of the failing ERCOT. Moving out of the city has already saved me over a grand each month in living expenses. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 08:06 PM (3hSHB) 311
Fairy Fanny Fever
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:07 PM (es0Dj) 312
"Absolute leftwing tool Jonathan Karl praises Al Gore for his, get this, "graciousness" in conceding the 2000 election after the Supreme Court told him that he had lost and was a loser and would always be a loser and should give up so at least he could win at quitting."
And then in the piece criticizing Karl, they made Trump out as far worse than anything Gore did- which is fucking horseshit. I am so fucking tired of everyone having to parrot the line that this was a clean fucking election when it was the biggest instance of a breach of public trust I have ever seen in my lifetime. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:07 PM (diceA) 313
Police arrested a 75-year-old nudist who allegedly shot and killed another man, 46, on a nudist beach in Lyon, France, on Saturday.
The younger man, also naked, had reportedly been harassing people throughout the day by masturbating into the waves in front of beach-goers, according to the Daily Beast. Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:07 PM (geLO8) 314
138 Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage face to face with crazed mob that believed the lies of the defeated President" Brutal. Posted by: Nathan Explosion at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (DTX3h) 315
Yellowstone 4 is an instruction manual.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (Bq7US) 316
Instant Section 8
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (geLO8) 317
Well, aside from homeland security, but that was only as egregious in hindsight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (diceA) 318
NYPD cop, assaulted at the subway (good video), and assailant's on the streets tomorrow.
https://bit.ly/3vfx78u no video of the female cop fighting the two girls Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (nlbjl) 319
Bonzo boils
Posted by: pawn at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (wsHtO) 320
I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA I'm sure some of them have booze. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (ftFVW) 321
You guys are killing me, pointing out all these show that now I need to watch. Where will I find the time? (sigh)
Posted by: She Hobbit Oh you got plenty of time. Always Sunny is only the longest running live action show of all time 18 seasons deep (granted they are short seasons). Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (MGB5H) 322
"309 I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:06 PM (PY/t0) " quite a something to be said for that viewpoint, too ... Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (oZtf9) 323
*sigh* In some ways, those were the good old days. When you knew that you literally put your life on the line if you pissed off the wrong man.
yeah before self restraint was invented and mothers taught children "sticks and stones" Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:09 PM (wCKaf) 324
"The younger man, also naked, had reportedly been harassing people throughout the day by masturbating into the waves in front of beach-goers,
I was washing it! Posted by: The younger man at July 25, 2022 08:09 PM (sn5EN) 325
I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
Proximity to a good trauma care facility for one. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 08:09 PM (3hSHB) 326
The younger man, also naked, had reportedly been harassing people throughout the day by masturbating into the waves in front of beach-goers, according to the Daily Beast.
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:07 PM (geLO 'masturbating into the waves' is something I should have been prepared to read today. Hell, it is downright tame and normal and acceptable compared to some of this shit. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:09 PM (diceA) 327
Dick Blisters
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:10 PM (GwxCX) 328
And then in the piece criticizing Karl, they made Trump out as far worse than anything Gore did- which is fucking horseshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop They're just mad Gore couldn't pull a massive crowd of supporters. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:10 PM (ftFVW) 329
Balderdash!
I have it on impeccable unnamed authority that he was single handedly wrestling his entire security detail in order to seize control of Some Vehicle That Isn't The Beast in order to attempt vehicular homicide against AOC on a staircase. Because he want's to date her. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (6FeV1) But did he have ice cream afterward? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:10 PM (okGHj) 330
You guys are killing me, pointing out all these show that now I need to watch. Where will I find the time? (sigh)
Posted by: She Hobbit in fairness, you are not missing anything. there have not been any good shows since what, columbo? just hot digital vomit streaming into your computer. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:10 PM (sXQoi) 331
Hi sock-rat. Remember mi casa es su casa.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM (Bq7US) 332
320 I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA I'm sure some of them have booze. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (ftFVW I have a corn field nearby and some copper line. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM (PY/t0) 333
WE'RE FOR THE HORN, BOYS- JIB THAT MIZZEN THING
Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM (geLO8) 334
Police arrested a 75-year-old nudist who allegedly shot and killed another man, 46, on a nudist beach in Lyon, France, on Saturday.
The younger man, also naked, had reportedly been harassing people throughout the day by masturbating into the waves in front of beach-goers, according to the Daily Beast. Posted by: DB - be offended Where'd he keep the gun? Hmmmmm Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM (MGB5H) 335
Columbo was good?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM (diceA) 336
I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
yeah , why did they even found cities in America, who needs cities? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (sXQoi) 337
Where'd he keep the gun? Hmmmmm
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM (MGB5H) Holy Open Carry, Batman! Posted by: Robin at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (diceA) 338
I believe that this monkeypox ass disease was tailor made for stimulating the creatively of the average moron and/or 'ette. So far, I have been mildly amused by the banter....
Oh, fuck it. Asshole agony for buttfucking is precisely the right thing to curb it. Just sayin'. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (okGHj) 339
You have to like the cut of the jib of the people DeSantis surrounds himself with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:04 PM yep. I'd love to see her giving press briefings from the White House. Epic! Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (GwxCX) 340
in fairness, you are not missing anything. there have not been any good shows since what, columbo? just hot digital vomit streaming into your computer.
Posted by: confederatefifth Tell me more about this hot digital vomit, I could be into that... Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (ftFVW) 341
I'm tanned, rested, and ready to endorse and promote Jennifer Lopez's new Booty Balm product!
Posted by: Brie Larson at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (a3Q+t) 342
Columbo was good?
Posted by: Ae in faitness, maybe not, but was there something bettter than columbo? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (sXQoi) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:13 PM (sXQoi) 344
in faitness, maybe not, but was there something bettter than columbo?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (sXQoi) Hmmm, 70s. Maybe Rockford Files? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:13 PM (diceA) 345
I liked Colombo
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 08:13 PM (38JOs) 346
You have to like the cut of the jib of the people DeSantis surrounds himself with.
Posted by: Aetius451AD And have you seen her elbows?!?! Hubba hubba. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:13 PM (MGB5H) 347
And the oceans...white with foam...
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:14 PM (GwxCX) 348
One of the most amusing parts of the article that followed the absurd headline was stating that the reason was the cost of gasoline which made it too expensive to commute to the cities where the higher paying jobs are,you know in order to make more money to beat inflation. Their solution is to move to the suburbs so you would have a shorter commute and save money on gas. This completely ignores two important points. Property in the suburbs is absurdly expensive because the people workiing those higher paying jobs hate working in the city and don't want to bring their kids up there and why would a rural farmer or someone who just enjoys having land and peace and quiet want a job in the dirty crime ridden city.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:14 PM (Y+l9t) Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 08:14 PM (gLRfa) 350
327 Dick Blisters
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:10 PM (GwxCX) Isn't he one of the anchors from CNN+? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:14 PM (okGHj) 351
"I want to get a fart trumpet as seen in the documentary film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Posted by: Pug Mahon" The Farzrohrhorn. Some were over 14 feet long. They had to train for years to play the big ones. Posted by: The younger man at July 25, 2022 08:15 PM (sn5EN) 352
in faitness, maybe not, but was there something bettter than columbo?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:12 PM (sXQoi) Hmmm, 70s. Maybe Rockford Files? Posted by: A ever. there are not many shows that are as good as columbo. rockford was good but I do not think the shows are even showing anywhere now. as shows go, columbo is easily inthe top 10 ever. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:15 PM (sXQoi) 353
38 The correct answer to any media hole's question is "Go Fuck Your Mother".
Then when they stammer and repeat their idiotic question, tell them "What are you doing here? I told you to Go Fuck Your Mother." Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 25, 2022 07:10 PM (R/m4+) ---- Alicia Silverstone's kid in 15 years: "I've given up doing that and also sleeping in the same bed." Posted by: Ciampino - go to your own room at July 25, 2022 08:15 PM (qfLjt) 354
Bum furuncle
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:15 PM (ftFVW) 355
Where'd he keep the gun? Hmmmmm
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:11 PM You haven't watched Full Metal Jacket, have you? Because if you had, you'd know the answer to your question. Posted by: Gunny Hartmann at July 25, 2022 08:16 PM (a3Q+t) 356
The chief also revealed that two of the nine staffers when arrested refused to cooperate, citing their Miranda rights, and that one of the staffers initially falsely told responding police officers the Colbert crew was "credentialed staff."
hanging at 0800 would solve this I could also stop uninsured motorist and illegal immigration in a day! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:16 PM (ex2Cx) 357
332 320 I really can't think of a thing any city dweller owns that I would want.
Posted by: AlaBAMA For some reason, this came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSiyXjDQtU Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2022 08:16 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: Millie Huge at July 25, 2022 08:16 PM (63Dwl) 359
as shows go, columbo is easily inthe top 10 ever.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:15 PM (sXQoi) You are a strange human. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:16 PM (diceA) 360
I saw Asshole Agony open for Tears for Fears at Lollapalooza in '99.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 08:16 PM (aaGzp) 361
Back in my day when women flashed their naughty bits we called it "flashing".
I guess its...influencing now? Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (ESjRY) 362
Isn't he one of the anchors from CNN+?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief Regrettably, not anymore. RIP CNN+ (pours out 40) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (ftFVW) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (sXQoi) 364
Property in the suburbs is absurdly expensive because the people workiing those higher paying jobs hate working in the city and don't want to bring their kids up there and why would a rural farmer or someone who just enjoys having land and peace and quiet want a job in the dirty crime ridden city.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:14 PM (Y+l9t) You are refusing to accept the narrative. I hope your tax returns are well in order. Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (6TxNR) 365
ha
MeganMarzzacco · Follow The left can't define a woman. They can't define a recession. Is there anything they can define??? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (ex2Cx) 366
Well guess have to see Cafe in morning, or insomnia time
Everyone have a great evening Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (38JOs) 367
Police arrested a 75-year-old nudist who allegedly shot and killed another man, 46, on a nudist beach in Lyon, France, on Saturday.
********* I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses. Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM (kXYt5) 368
Gives whole new meaning to "I'm packing!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM (kXYt5) 369
which shows do you think are better?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (sXQoi) Night Court, WKRP. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM (okGHj) 370
He had a fanny pack.
Posted by: The younger man at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM (sn5EN) 371
tcn, I love it- A pox on Your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (Bq7US) 372
which shows do you think are better?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:17 PM (sXQoi) Off the top of my head? Firefly Farscape Magnum PI Rome (season 1) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (diceA) 373
Police arrested a 75-year-old nudist who allegedly shot and killed another man, 46, on a nudist beach in Lyon, France, on Saturday.
********* I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses. Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 Eww Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (WJNu0) 374
ha fuck you sciencetism
Menstruating and formerly menstruating people began sharing that they experienced unexpected bleeding after being administered a severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2) vaccine in early 2021. Vaccine trial protocols do not typically monitor for major adverse events for more than 7 days, and additional follow-up communications do not inquire about menstrual cycles or bleeding. Therefore, manufacturers had no way of addressing the extent to which this observation was a coincidence or a potential side effect of the vaccines. In media coverage, medical doctors and public health experts hastened to say that there was “no biological mechanism” or “no data” to support a relationship between vaccine administration and menstrual changes. In other cases, experts declared that these changes were more likely a result of “stress” Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (ex2Cx) 375
roperty in the suburbs is absurdly expensive because the people workiing those higher paying jobs hate working in the city and don't want to bring their kids up there and why would a rural farmer or someone who just enjoys having land and peace and quiet want a job in the dirty crime ridden city.
Posted by: s have you ever, ever been a farmer? you should ask somebody tat grew up on a farm why they moved to the city. were you ever a big city resident? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (sXQoi) 376
Property in the suburbs is absurdly expensive because the people workiing those higher paying jobs hate working in the city and don't want to bring their kids up there and why would a rural farmer or someone who just enjoys having land and peace and quiet want a job in the dirty crime ridden city.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:14 PM (Y+l9t) --- You will live where we tell you to live. You will eat what we tell you to eat. You will perform whatever duties you are assigned. You are property of The State. --The Elites Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (K5n5d) 377
Night skip.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (diceA) 378
I watched an Archie Bunker episode this am. Laughed my ass off. You could never make that today.
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (mn1Pi) 379
371 tcn, I love it- A pox on Your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (Bq7US) You'd have thought that dying of AIDS would have curbed some of that, but apparently not. However, asshole agony is probably a better and more immediate effect. Dick blisters probably do the same. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (okGHj) 380
I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM I think they open carry their guns. Posted by: Gunny Hartmann at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t) 381
You will live where we tell you to live. You will eat what we tell you to eat. You will perform whatever duties you are assigned. You are property of The State.
--The Elites Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (K5n5d) Aka the type of feudal system Diocletian envisioned. Which makes sense as I would argue he was the first technocrat. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (diceA) 382
329 Balderdash!
I have it on impeccable unnamed authority that he was single handedly wrestling his entire security detail in order to seize control of Some Vehicle That Isn't The Beast in order to attempt vehicular homicide against AOC on a staircase. Because he want's to date her. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (6FeV1) But did he have ice cream afterward? Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:10 PM (okGHj) ---- 2 scoops Posted by: Ciampino - vanilla all the way at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (qfLjt) 383
Off the top of my head?
Firefly Farscape Magnum PI Rome (season 1) Posted by: Aet that is just disappointing man. none of those shows are as good in production value or writing as columbo. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (sXQoi) Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (sWM8x) 385
Rome (season 1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD ____________________ What was wrong with the second season? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (es0Dj) 386
I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM Flesh colored. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (GwxCX) 387
You will live where we tell you to live. You will eat what we tell you to eat. You will perform whatever duties you are assigned. You are property of The State.
--The Elites Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (K5n5d) We covered this earlier. Go fuck your mother.... Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (okGHj) 388
Cities suck. My sister is retiring in a couple of years and moving to WV. After helping her get settled, I'm looking to flee Babylon DC myself. Some small town, somewhere.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (sAmhv) 389
*Masturbating into the Waves could be a cool band name....
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU) 390
Gives a new meaning to the term cock holster.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (GwxCX) 391
What was wrong with the second season?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (es0Dj) I never have had a chance to see it. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (diceA) 392
fuck you Joe
As a result, Walmart said operating income will likely decline by between 13% to 14% over its fiscal second quarter, which ends in July, and between 11% and 14% for the full year. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (ex2Cx) 393
Cities suck. My sister is retiring in a couple of years and moving to WV. After helping her get settled, I'm looking to flee Babylon DC myself. Some small town, somewhere.
there has to be something in between new jack city and deliverance Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (sXQoi) 394
Pecker Pustules
Posted by: FriscoYoda at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (S7une) 395
380 I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM I think they open carry their guns. Posted by: Gunny Hartmann at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (a3Q+t) By definition. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (okGHj) 396
I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM (kXYt5) --- An episode of Doctor Who alluded to an answer to that question when Captain Jack Harkness was subjected to a "denudifier" beam. He pulled a gun from *somewhere*. When asked where he was hiding it, he replied, "You really don't want to know." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (K5n5d) 397
*Masturbating into the Waves could be a cool band name....
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU) --------- Did they open for Flock of Seagulls? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (aaGzp) 398
Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works'
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (nlbjl) 399
I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses.
Posted by: Muldoon Extreme gluteus training and a short gait. Posted by: Nudist at July 25, 2022 08:23 PM (ftFVW) 400
that is just disappointing man. none of those shows are as good in production value or writing as columbo.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (sXQoi) Heh. I think I can live with the disappointment. If glass eyed guys are your thing, I am sure there is some Sammy Davis available on youtube. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:23 PM (diceA) 401
I never have had a chance to see it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD ___________________ Well if you liked 1, you're gonna like 2. I'd put Rome up there close to Deadwood. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:24 PM (es0Dj) 402
398 Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works'
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (nlbjl) Just so long as they don't find out how her brain, um, works. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:24 PM (okGHj) 403
there has to be something in between new jack city and deliverance
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (sXQoi) --- There is. It's called "semi-rural" America. Towns of around 20K residents or so. Corsicana, TX, site of the world-famous TXMOME is one such location. As is my town. As are thousands of towns across America. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:24 PM (K5n5d) 404
All around the cobblers bench
the monkey chased the .... On second thought I don't think I'll go there. Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 08:24 PM (gLRfa) 405
>Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works'
Posted by: Braenyard define 'woman' Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8) 406
I've been amused by this news story on the homeless camp in N Portland:
https://youtu.be/q7ww6MSOGJk one of the folks charges them $200 a month rent! It's not her property. And so very entitled as to how she should be taken care of. Then there's this one in CA. CALTRANS isn't allowed to clear out squatters on their property, even though they've caused sizeable fires: https://youtu.be/v7X-H8RKOn0 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1) 407
Heh. I think I can live with the disappointment. If glass eyed guys are your thing, I am sure there is some Sammy Davis available on youtube.
Posted by: Aet nobody is going to go back and rewatch farscape or firefly outside the cosplay and furry set. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (sXQoi) 408
confederate5, that wasn't the point. The point was forcing people to abandon a lifestyle they chose which is essential to a functioning society because of the price of gasoline which has been artificially inflated by stupid government policies.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (Y+l9t) 409
Well if you liked 1, you're gonna like 2. I'd put Rome up there close to Deadwood.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:24 PM (es0Dj) I liked the non-soap opera stuff. It's always one of those things that I keep meaning to try to find, but never think of when I have to time to watch it. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (diceA) 410
Police arrested a 75-year-old nudist who allegedly shot and killed another man, 46, on a nudist beach in Lyon, France, on Saturday.
- Well, at least he wasn't carrying a concealed weapon. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (FVME7) 411
398 Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works'
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (nlbjl) We need a biologist in here, stat! Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (OX9vb) 412
>>There is. It's called "semi-rural" America. Towns of around 20K residents or so. Corsicana, TX, site of the world-famous TXMOME is one such location. As is my town. As are thousands of towns across America.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I am looking Colorado sucks Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (geLO8) 413
Captain Jack, the faggot, caused me to never watch again.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:26 PM (nlbjl) 414
nobody is going to go back and rewatch farscape or firefly outside the cosplay and furry set.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (sXQoi) I still watch em occasionally. As far as rewatching deep cuts of Columbo, I'd say that was rarified territory as well. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:26 PM (diceA) 415
Kamala is dumber than a rock.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (WJNu0) 416
Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works'
Posted by: Braenyard Based on the propensity of conservatives to have kids, I would say they already do. Maybe she was thinking of the soiboi leftists. Or she meant Willie? Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (ftFVW) 417
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There is. It's called "semi-rural" America. Towns of around 20K residents or so. Corsicana, TX, site of the world-famous TXMOME is one such location. As is my town. As are thousands of towns across America. in fairness, have you ever resided in the big city? the 20,000 town is kind of the anti-goldilocks town, not big enough to have the conveniences of the big city, too big to farm. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (sXQoi) 418
413 Captain Jack, the faggot, caused me to never watch again.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:26 PM (nlbjl) He wasn't in much aside from the first season (I did stop watching sometime during the Matt Smith run.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA) 419
406 I've been amused by this news story on the homeless camp in N Portland:
https://youtu.be/q7ww6MSOGJk one of the folks charges them $200 a month rent! It's not her property. And so very entitled as to how she should be taken care of. Then there's this one in CA. CALTRANS isn't allowed to clear out squatters on their property, even though they've caused sizeable fires: https://youtu.be/v7X-H8RKOn0 Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (5HBd1) I thought we covered this subject in The Grapes Of Wrath. Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (0OP+5) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (MGB5H) 421
I still watch em occasionally. As far as rewatching deep cuts of Columbo, I'd say that was rarified territory as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:26 PM (diceA) --- One of the problems with murder-mystery shows is that they don't seem to have the same re-watchability as action or comedy shows (unless they involve action or comedy elements, like Psych). Once you know "whodunnit" (or "howdunnit" in Columbo's case), they lose a lot of appeal for a rewatch, at least for me. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (K5n5d) 422
I have no idea where I will eventually end up, but I would love to settle in Appomattox County in VA. I fell in love with that area a couple of years ago after spending a couple of days there. It's just a beautiful area of the country. Only God knows what my future holds and in Him I will trust.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (sAmhv) 423
I was always disappointed when it was Columbo's turn in the rotation. I'd rather watch Heck Ramsey or McCloud. Even when I was an eight year old kid I was tired of the Peter Falk/Columbo schtick.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (qH6FZ) 424
379 371 tcn, I love it- A pox on Your ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (Bq7US) You'd have thought that dying of AIDS would have curbed some of that, but apparently not. However, asshole agony is probably a better and more immediate effect. Dick blisters probably do the same. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 08:20 PM (okGHj) ---- Dick Blisters was a nude firewalker. He drove a Volvo and his wife's name was Titia. Posted by: Ciampino - calamine lotion is called for at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (qfLjt) 425
He wasn't in much aside from the first season (I did stop watching sometime during the Matt Smith run.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (diceA) But Matt smith had the best companion. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:29 PM (MGB5H) 426
Masturbating into the Waves could be a cool band name....
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM Why does the Navy get all the positive branding? Posted by: WACs at July 25, 2022 08:29 PM (a3Q+t) 427
My Northwestern Mutual agent neighbor sent me a corporate blurb that was titled, "growth slowdown in economy will slow inflation". Praise jebus they don't have my money.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 25, 2022 07:26 PM (oWBc3) Yep, this is why I think monkeypox is going to be declared a health emergency and probably "precursor to a pandemic" that will require some sort of lock down or bank holiday or rationing. It is consistent with current main stream economic theory. Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 07:36 PM (xhaym) Take some explaining why the bathhouses have to stay open for orgies while workplaces and churches have to close. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:29 PM (eoQWY) 428
I think willie knew how and what worked just enough.
Posted by: BruceWayne Well, he at least knew what worked for him... Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:29 PM (ftFVW) 429
Like "born this way" gays, there's pretty much no such thing as "homeless." It's all manipulation.
They're bums. F*cking bums. Call them such. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:29 PM (p6hxA) 430
Even when I was an eight year old kid I was tired of the Peter Falk/Columbo schtick.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (qH6FZ) Just one more question... Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:29 PM (diceA) 431
The younger man, also naked, had reportedly been harassing people throughout the day by masturbating into the waves
******** ♫ Surf Babiies, Surf Babiies, there in my hand From July to the end of September Batiin' was fun, I'd be out in the sun every day. Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (kXYt5) 432
n fairness, have you ever resided in the big city?
the 20,000 town is kind of the anti-goldilocks town, not big enough to have the conveniences of the big city, too big to farm. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM (sXQoi) --- Not everyone around here wants what YOU want in life. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (K5n5d) 433
I wonder what kind of concealed carry holster a nudist uses.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:18 PM PILATES!!! Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (xhaym) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (sXQoi) 435
@BreitbartNews; Jul 24
William Shatner insisted that the creator of the Star Trek universe would be extremely unhappy with the new Trek shows coming out on Paramount+. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (yikp0) 436
1984 or 85 whatever it takes!
THOSE NEWSPEAK DICTIONARIES DON’T UPDATE THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW: Erick Erickson zeroes in on what the Biden administration’s ‘recession’ redefinition will tell us about the MSM going forward. “We’re about to see just how much the media is over Biden. If they go along with the Biden Administration’s redefinition of what a recession is after four decades of holding it as 2 quarters of negative growth, the press is dead, and only the propagandists remain.” Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (ex2Cx) 437
Kamala is dumber than a rock.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:27 PM At least you didn't say The Rock. Posted by: Dwayne Johnson at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM (a3Q+t) 438
nobody is going to go back and rewatch farscape or firefly outside the cosplay and furry set.
I'm neither a cosplay or furry and will binge watch both of those shows. Babylon 5 too. Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (sAmhv) 439
398 Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works'
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:22 PM (nlbjl) We need a biologist in here, stat! Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (OX9vb) Impossible Posted by: Jumanji Jackson Brown at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (M+Lyo) 440
Texas police have identified the woman suspected of opening fire at the Dallas Love Field Airport Monday morning as Portia Odufuwa.
She reportedly is NOT one of the Luchenbach Odufuwa's. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (sXQoi) 442
Ya'll have to admit, Florida politicians have collectively become the cream of the American political crop.
We've come a long way from "Flor-i-duh 2000" And Florida Man/Woman. Ok, yes, they are still around and will always keep us Sunshine Staters humble. Posted by: Marybeth in Florida at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (TEVqY) 443
Even when I was an eight year old kid I was tired of the Peter Falk/Columbo schtick.
Posted by: lowandslow Ugh, just had a flashback to some corporate training video about something, maybe proprietary data, that was styled after Columbo. That Peter Falk imitator sucked so bad. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (ftFVW) 444
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One of the problems with murder-mystery shows is that they don't seem to have the same re-watchability as action or comedy shows (unless they involve action or comedy elements, like Psych). Once you know "whodunnit" (or "howdunnit" in Columbo's case), they lose a lot of appeal for a rewatch, at least for me. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:28 PM (K5n5d) ---- It helps to have a bad memory for films and TV shows. Posted by: Ciampino - in one eye and out of the other eye at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (qfLjt) 445
*Masturbating into the Waves could be a cool band name....
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 08:21 PM (V13WU) Their last album, Solitude and Onanism was too much of a departure from the original style Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (xhaym) 446
I'm not a big fan but I'm sure The Rock is smarter than Kamala.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (WJNu0) 447
Surf Babiies, Surf Babiies, there in my hand
From July to the end of September Batiin' was fun, I'd be out in the sun every day. Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:30 PM Bless you for remembering us. Posted by: First Class at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (a3Q+t) 448
there has to be something in between new jack city and deliverance
------ Called the suburbs but they're not where the Cleavers lived anymore. It's a coin toss I guess. Shitheads from the city and section 8 housing are slowly moving through. Who knows what they'll do with the border people. Posted by: dartist at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (+ya+t) 449
Well, at least he wasn't carrying a concealed weapon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Summer of Our Discontent n at July 25, 2022 Cockholster. It was one of those guns that go, Le Pew, Pew Pew.. Posted by: Minnfidel at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (GwxCX) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2022 08:33 PM (8GBH4) 451
Kanela Harris tells Republicans they 'need to learn how a woman's body works' Posted by: Braenyard Teach me to learn, baby. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl) 452
One of the problems with murder-mystery shows is that they don't seem to have the same re-watchability as action or comedy shows (unless they involve action or comedy elements, like Psych). Once you know "whodunnit" (or "howdunnit" in Columbo's case), they lose a lot of appeal for a rewatch, at least for me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I love the procedural types for naps hahah Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 08:33 PM (MGB5H) 453
Perfessor Squirrel, small town America is alive and well, as you say.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:34 PM (Bq7US) 454
have you ever, ever been a farmer? you should ask somebody tat grew up on a farm why they moved to the city.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:19 PM (sXQoi) ++++ In many cases, it is because the eldest son inherited the farm and the other kids had to find another path in life. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2022 08:34 PM (hVqGz) 455
I'm not a big fan but I'm sure The Rock is smarter than Kamala.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:32 PM (WJNu0) --- The chunk of cinder block we found in our office today could definitely give Kamala a run for her money on trivia night... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:34 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2022 08:35 PM (KYKwc) 457
I liked the non-soap opera stuff. It's always one of those things that I keep meaning to try to find, but never think of when I have to time to watch it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (diceA) I tried watching Rome, couldn't be sold about having Augustus' mom being the standard evil Lady MacBeth type. The Romans practically invented the stereotype along with the pure modest wife and mom, and they applied it pretty liberally, yet not one tried to tar her with that brush when they got his wife Livia, Clodia the temptress, Cleopatra the evil foreign woman.... Her only speaking role seems to be telling Augustus to drop his inheritance after Julius' assassination - which he didn't do. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:35 PM (eoQWY) 458
the suburbs but they're not where the Cleavers lived anymore. It's a coin toss I guess. Shitheads from the city and section 8 housing are slowly moving through. Who knows what they'll do with the border people.
Posted by: d in fairness, there is nothing inherently better about the city, the burbs, or the country city, thinking so is nonsense Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:35 PM (sXQoi) 459
Oh, and then he continued challenging the election results and claiming he actually won the election after he "conceded" so graciously.
--- Some on the left don't remember "Selected, not elected", which I'd dare say a lib will still post about GWB. It's only insurrectiony if Pubs lose. Posted by: Axeman at July 25, 2022 08:35 PM (OaZlZ) 460
440 Texas police have identified the woman suspected of opening fire at the Dallas Love Field Airport Monday morning as Portia Odufuwa.
She reportedly is NOT one of the Luchenbach Odufuwa's. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (sWM8x) ---- Definitely not a WASP name. African? Posted by: Ciampino - maybe not a POC since they released the name at July 25, 2022 08:35 PM (qfLjt) 461
57 I've never watched The View (I'm male, and hetero), but I've seen excerpts, and I never once saw anyone on there who qualified as a "lady."
Posted by: Splunge at July 25, 2022 07:14 PM HOW DARE YOU! Sure, I put on a few pounds from the stress of my father's recent death, and you such horrible things about his daughter! The man's funeral isn't even finished! Have you no decency?!?! Posted by: Meg McCain at July 25, 2022 08:36 PM (NCgXW) 462
nobody is going to go back and rewatch farscape or firefly outside the cosplay and furry set.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:25 PM (sXQoi) Good Lord, with such suave conversation starters you must be a riot at parties. Do you park your car on the edge of the lot, ready to drive out without having to slow down, "just in case"? Posted by: Kindlltot at July 25, 2022 08:36 PM (xhaym) 463
Fire can't melt steel.
Posted by: Windtalker at July 25, 2022 08:36 PM (Wvxrt) 464
There is. It's called "semi-rural" America. Towns of around 20K residents or so. Corsicana, TX, site of the world-famous TXMOME is one such location. As is my town. As are thousands of towns across America.
* Fun fact: Over half of all murders in the U.S. occur in 2% of counties, and 69% of counties have *at most* one murder. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:36 PM (p6hxA) 465
Teach me to learn, baby.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2022 08:33 PM (63Dwl) I hear that in the voice of Barry White. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:36 PM (WJNu0) 466
In many cases, it is because the eldest son inherited the farm and the other kids had to find another path in life. Posted by: A primogeniture is not much of a thing anymore and in no way accounts for why so many moved out of the country to the city. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (sXQoi) 467
If you can't beat 'em, buy em.
Biden to forgive hundreds of billions in student loans before the midterm. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (PY/t0) 468
Nudist conceal carry is known as anal retention
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (Bq7US) 469
I just can't imagine how they get the settings so perfect in series like Rome. It feels authentic. It is easy to suspend disbelief and makes it seem real.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:38 PM (Y+l9t) 470
I'm neither a cosplay or furry and will binge watch both of those shows. Babylon 5 too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 08:31 PM (sAmhv) Firefly's not much of a binge, though Weeden's quirks were starting to show by the end with the regular women being manhandled and threatened by a big black dude. in deep space. Of course his pet crazy magic girl had to save the day. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:38 PM (eoQWY) 471
Found something out this morning - most of the plantations (yeah, plantations - I said it) on Hilton Head Island don't allow concealed carry.
That's a shame. Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 08:39 PM (6WCwE) 472
Biden to forgive hundreds of billions in student loans before the midterm.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (PY/t0) --- I know this is a dumb question, but based on what legal authority? Can the government just wipe out all debt? If so, I got a mortgage they could clear up for me... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:39 PM (K5n5d) 473
Good Lord, with such suave conversation starters you must be a riot at parties.
Do you park your car on the edge of the lot, ready to drive out without having to slow down, "just in case"? Posted by: K do you need a couch or something until your vapors are finished? by the way, it was not a conversation starter, it was a reply to his snark. if you read the comments, they have time stamps. follow the time stamps backwards to get more context. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM (8NXXj) 474
I don't need any damn conveniences. I could have the convenience here of dying at home and having no one notice for a year or so. I'd rather live where something like that does get noticed. And I'd like to know that someone would take care of my pup if anything happened to me.
I like small, quiet and boring. I spent the last two years mainly here by myself. I can handle doing that in a small town. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM (5HBd1) 475
Found something out this morning - most of the plantations (yeah, plantations - I said it) on Hilton Head Island don't allow concealed carry.
* And so long as no one starts shooting people, no one will ever know you're carrying. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM (p6hxA) 476
Federal officials are considering a pilot program to give illegal migrants easier access to help with things like healthcare, housing, and transportation while incentivizing communication with law enforcement through immigration court proceedings,
With a new fake ID that is not REAL! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM (ex2Cx) 477
I imagine Ace sounds like Barry White.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM (WJNu0) 478
Firefly's not much of a binge, though Weeden's quirks were starting to show by the end with the regular women being manhandled and threatened by a big black dude. in deep space. Of course his pet crazy magic girl had to save the day.
Posted by: Oldcat That episode had some really funny lines, though. But I agree the scenes with Kayleigh were rather dark compared to the rest of the show. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM (ftFVW) 479
Moron Robbie- I have a lock tight alibi .
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:41 PM (Bq7US) 480
Do you park your car on the edge of the lot, ready to drive out without having to slow down, "just in case"?
--- LOL Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 08:41 PM (sWM8x) 481
I imagine Ace sounds like Barry White.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens Oh yes! Now I've gotta go back and reread the post in Barry White voice. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:41 PM (ftFVW) 482
471 Found something out this morning - most of the plantations (yeah, plantations - I said it) on Hilton Head Island don't allow concealed carry.
That's a shame. Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2022 08:39 PM (6WCwE) Back in the 70s I used to spray soybeans, corn and truck crops all around that land of the $24 dollar burger. And I was one heavily armed emeffer. Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 08:42 PM (0OP+5) 483
Did Ace go on a date and forget to load up the Cafe or something?
Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2022 08:42 PM (OX9vb) 484
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The chunk of cinder block we found in our office today could definitely give Kamala a run for her money on trivia night... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:34 PM The pressure on the MSM to portray Kamala as a sooper-genius boss babe if she assumes office is going to be palpable. It will feed her ego, forcing her to speak (and look dumb) more frequently. The MSM will have to cover and fawn more, in an endless cycle of stupid failure. At least with Biden, he's obviously demented, and he's kept in the dark and hidden away. Kamala is young and energetic enough that that shit won't fly. Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 25, 2022 08:42 PM (NCgXW) 485
"Biden to forgive hundreds of billions in student loans before the midterm."
He'll keep promising that until he can't anymore. Posted by: The younger man at July 25, 2022 08:42 PM (sn5EN) 486
470: to be fair, she wasn't 'magic'. She was 'modified'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 08:42 PM (sAmhv) 487
Good Lord, with such suave conversation starters you must be a riot at parties.
Do you park your car on the edge of the lot, ready to drive out without having to slow down, "just in case"? Posted by: Kindlltot Thankfully pedantic style allows for skipping. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 08:42 PM (uJh3S) 488
I've never rewatched Firefly, but in the first episode, during the battle, doesn't he pull out or kiss a crucifix? Was having an argument with someone about that and never settled it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (es0Dj) 489
Biden to forgive hundreds of billions in student loans before the midterm.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (PY/t0) --- I know this is a dumb question, but based on what legal authority? Can the government just wipe out all debt? If so, I got a mortgage they could clear up for me... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:39 PM (K5n5d) That's politically dumb. Liberals don't have gratitude, so you need to say you will do it just *after* the midterms. Then if you win, don't do it. If you forgive them first, the debtors have no reason to go vote. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (eoQWY) Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (kXYt5) 491
I"ve learned so much on this thread and I pledge to avoid naked contact with monkeys and cacti. Also promise I won't wank in the surf.
Posted by: Bashful Ned at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (PIlQh) 492
Moron Robbie- I have a lock tight alibi .
Posted by: Ben Had * Unless there's a metal detector and armed guards, I carry almost everywhere these days. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:44 PM (p6hxA) 493
I've never rewatched Firefly, but in the first episode, during the battle, doesn't he pull out or kiss a crucifix? Was having an argument with someone about that and never settled it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (es0Dj) --- That is correct. It's implied that Captain Reynolds was a somewhat devout man during the war, but losing the war broke his faith. That's the main reason he's initially hostile to Shepherd Book. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:44 PM (K5n5d) 494
Either that or Gilbert Gottfried
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (kXYt5) No middle ground. Barry White would be his Ewok seduction voice. Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:44 PM (WJNu0) 495
primogeniture is not much of a thing anymore and in no way accounts for why so many moved out of the country to the city. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (sXQoi) Wife's brothers did because her dad lost the farm to the bank and the kids had to eat. The oldest used to log with my step brother, who logged because his dad lost his farm to the bank. Step brother stayed rural even though he was a decent mechanic. He liked logging. I am glad you can get blinies at 2am, I like leaving my doors open for ventilation when I get up at five am and only having to worry about inquisitive possums Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2022 08:44 PM (xhaym) 496
I've never rewatched Firefly, but in the first episode, during the battle, doesn't he pull out or kiss a crucifix? Was having an argument with someone about that and never settled it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (es0Dj) I don't recall, but it could be. In Serenity Valley the betrayal and abandonment could have caused him to blame God. Certainly his reaction to the preacher was more than just atheism, but more bitter and angry. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:45 PM (eoQWY) 497
I've never rewatched Firefly, but in the first episode, during the battle, doesn't he pull out or kiss a crucifix? Was having an argument with someone about that and never settled it.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba Yes, but the loss of the battle eliminated his faith. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:45 PM (ftFVW) 498
?I"ve learned so much on this thread and I pledge to avoid naked contact with monkeys and cacti. Also promise I won't wank in the surf.
Posted by: Bashful Ned The more you know. Posted by: DB - be offended at July 25, 2022 08:45 PM (geLO8) 499
2019 Bank Robbery:
Portia Odufuwa was found incompetent to stand trial, according to court records. Case was dismissed in lieu of the civil commitment for mental health." Was she an import or home grown? Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:45 PM (nlbjl) Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:46 PM (nlbjl) 501
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Odufuwa is known to local law enforcement. She has a criminal record that includes an arrest for a bank robbery. Witnesses say Odufuwa walked inside the airport, went to the bathroom, changed clothes and then opened fire with a handgun near the Southwest Airlines ticket counter. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:46 PM (ex2Cx) 502
Wife's brothers did because her dad lost the farm to the bank and the kids had to eat. The oldest used to log with my step brother, who logged because his dad lost his farm to the bank. Step brother stayed rural even though he was a decent mechanic. He liked logging.
I am glad you can get blinies at 2am, I like leaving my doors open for ventilation when and? I have been in the city and the country, you need both suggesting otherwise is nonsense. most Americans moved off the farm into the city because it was better. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:47 PM (8NXXj) 503
ha ha
“These people are odious! They’re like 5’2″, 350 pounds and they’re like ‘give me my abortion'” Gaetz said. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:47 PM (ex2Cx) 504
Token Burnout Syndrome. You're welcome.
Posted by: Holy Crap at July 25, 2022 08:47 PM (glGDV) 505
Bashful Ned, glad we could help! Just be careful about asking for dating or health advice.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:47 PM (Y+l9t) 506
primogeniture is not much of a thing anymore and in no way accounts for why so many moved out of the country to the city.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:37 PM (sXQoi) ++++ The preference for the farmers is to pass along their property and traditions to their children. But, most farms can't continue to be a going concern if they are split up. As a practical matter, the farm is passed down whole to one of the children. There is no law requiring that it go to the eldest son, but that is how it tends to work out. If there is more than one child, the rest of them have to find something else. It still happens. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2022 08:48 PM (hVqGz) 507
When Ace turns up his Barry White voice to 10 all panties on the block hit the floor.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:48 PM (WJNu0) 508
Witnesses say Odufuwa walked inside the airport, went to the bathroom, changed clothes and then opened fire with a handgun
* Gosh, here I was thinking it was illegal to carry a firearm onto airport grounds. Someone should pass a law! Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:48 PM (p6hxA) 509
That is correct. It's implied that Captain Reynolds was a somewhat devout man during the war, but losing the war broke his faith. That's the main reason he's initially hostile to Shepherd Book.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel ___________________ Thanks. I thought I saw that, and it did not synch with his character in the rest of the series. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (es0Dj) 510
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That episode had some really funny lines, though. But I agree the scenes with Kayleigh were rather dark compared to the rest of the show. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:40 PM That scene was dark, but damn did it focus the seriousness of the situation, and how evil(?) the bounty hunter was. Most threats in the show were kind of laughed off, but that moment was serious...and helped justify Kayleigh giving away the information. I put the question mark after evil because...I'm not sure if he would have done it, and if he really was evil. He was very serious, and mentally ill, but as far as he knew, he was tracking down an extremely dangerous fugitive/terrorist. He could have just killed thr crew as he took them out, but he didn't...so I think he was just brutally effective, but had a code of ethics of some sort. At least, that's how I recall... Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (NCgXW) Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (0OP+5) 512
The preference for the farmers is to pass along their property and traditions to their children. But, most farms can't continue to be a going concern if they are split up. As a practical matter, the farm is passed down whole to one of the children. There is no law requiring that it go to the eldest son, but that is how it tends to work out.
If there is more than one child, the rest of them have to find something else. It still happens. do you have a farm? this would be a reason why the country is not the place to be, land based wealth. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (8NXXj) 513
When Ace turns up his Barry White voice to 10 all panties on the block hit the floor.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens Hang on, are panties required? There was no note like on the book thread. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (ftFVW) 514
It's busting out all over.
Yesterday, a female cop just south of Houston was shot in the face. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:46 PM (nlbjl) These days remind me of the world in "Stand on Zanzibar" by John Brunner. It was a near future semi dystopia, but one feature was people just popping off an running amok here and there as a symptom. The title came from a population thing, that if everyone stood side by side they would all fit on Zanzibar. Not a bad book but I don't remember too much about its details, it was kinda all over the place. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:50 PM (eoQWY) 515
I'm going to suggest that lots and lots of people moved out of their rural homes and closer to the cities because our sh*thead politicians in D.C. allowed their jobs to be shipped overseas and there was no longer any textile, steel, etc. work for them.
Or they allowed illegals to come in and undercut what used to be hard but good jobs like hanging drywall, laying shingles, etc. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:51 PM (p6hxA) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 08:51 PM (sWM8x) 517
Splunge, it's got to be saguaro cactus.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 07:50 PM (Bq7US) One of my formation brothers decided he wanted to know what a prickly pear tasted like. So he touched his tongue to a leaf. Posted by: Fox 2! at July 25, 2022 08:51 PM (qyH+l) 518
I'm going to suggest that lots and lots of people moved out of their rural homes and closer to the cities because our sh*thead politicians in D.C. allowed their jobs to be shipped overseas and there was no longer any textile, steel, etc. work for them.
Or they allowed illegals to come in and undercut what used to be hard but good jobs like hanging drywall, laying shingles, etc. Posted by: what is no Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:51 PM (9CYbY) 519
Hang on, are panties required? There was no note like on the book thread. Posted by: She Hobbit Oh ouch, put it all on the Perfessor! For shame! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 25, 2022 08:51 PM (uJh3S) 520
I know this is a dumb question, but based on what legal authority? Can the government just wipe out all debt? If so, I got a mortgage they could clear up for me...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:39 PM (K5n5d) A lot of taxing and collection agencies can "write off" bad debts, just they have to be reviewed if an income source pops up. Debt forgiveness of a loan or a credit card debt, or even part of a loan, it is counted as income for the state and feds, and is taxed. Biden may wind up putting those forgiven into a tighter vice because unlike the student debt, the states and IRS can garnish your wages, income, and if you have stock accounts or commission payments, they can take those 100% the minute they find them. Boom, bye-bye. Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2022 08:52 PM (xhaym) 521
Hang on, are panties required? There was no note like on the book thread.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (ftFVW) --- Only the Sunday Morning Book Thread has a strict pants-required dress code. However, if you choose to go "commando" that's your business... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:52 PM (K5n5d) 522
Wait, Ace sounds like Barry White? I keep telling him he needs to show up at a MoMe. We could get a Kareoke machine.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:52 PM (Y+l9t) 523
well duh!
Whistleblowers: One of the “Analysts” Who Declared the Hunter Biden Laptop “Russian Disinformation” Just Happened to be One of the “Analysts” In Crossfire Hurricane Who Vetted the Carter Page Warrant Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2022 08:52 PM (ex2Cx) 524
Hang on, are panties required? There was no note like on the book thread.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM Going commando is generally optional amongst The Horde; wearing chaps, and in The Barrel are some exceptions where it's mandatory. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (a3Q+t) 525
"Hang on, are panties required? There was no note like on the book thread"
Just pants. No mention has ever been made of requiring panties. Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (gLRfa) 526
You know those paintings of women carrying a bag of groceries with their panties falling off? Ace was talking
And how come CBD has never featured one of those on the art thread? Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (WJNu0) 527
Walmart slashed its outlook, which I think is the truest bellweather of the not-recession recession.
They are having to slash prices to try and move inventory, which people aren't buying because food and fuel prices are so high. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (PY/t0) 528
Yeah, seeing a half dozen family members lose jobs in textile and steel and who knows how many church members and friends working in trades get displaced by illegals is probably just a coincidence.
People are moving closer to cities because of tapas bars and higher crime. Sorry for my firsthand experience. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:54 PM (p6hxA) 529
However, if you choose to go "commando" that's your business...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Good to know, I hadn't considered the nuance of that particular dress code. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:54 PM (ftFVW) 530
People moved to the cities because there were more jobs there. They didn't necessarily think it was a better way of life.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 08:54 PM (5HBd1) 531
You know those paintings of women carrying a bag of groceries with their panties falling off? Ace was talking
And how come CBD has never featured one of those on the art thread? Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (WJNu0) --- James Lileks has a whole gallery of those by Art Frahm on the Institute of Official Cheer website. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (K5n5d) 532
Eromero, your mind is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (Bq7US) 533
And how come CBD has never featured one of those on the art thread?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens I swear I've seen those posted here at some point. Maybe not on the art thread. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (ftFVW) 534
do you have a farm?
this would be a reason why the country is not the place to be, land based wealth. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (8NXXj) ++++ I do not have a farm and did not grow up on one. But I do have relatives who own farms and others who grew up on farms and did not have the option of continuing on the family farm when they grew up. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (hVqGz) 535
Barry White with an Irish Brogue?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (es0Dj) 536
Yeah, seeing a half dozen family members lose jobs in textile and steel and who knows how many church members and friends working in trades get displaced by illegals is probably just a coincidence.
People are moving closer to cities because of tapas bars and higher crime. Sorry for my firsthand experience. in fairness, everybody started moving from the farm to the city in the early 1900s way before any of the thing you mentioned were a thing. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (9CYbY) 537
304 It was NPR so that actually answers the question.
The irony is that if the SHTF, rural residents will be able to survive while the idiots i the cities will be shitoutofluck. Where do they think their food comes from? Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 08:05 PM (Y+l9t) ---- Don't bet on that. What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes? Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at July 25, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt) 538
In fairness...
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 25, 2022 08:57 PM (Xrfse) 539
Don't bet on that. What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes?
Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at July 25, 2022 08:57 PM (qfLjt) Hahahahaha. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Oh, were you serious? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (PY/t0) 540
most Americans moved off the farm into the city because it was better.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:47 PM (8NXXj) I love statistics. Do you know how great my excitement was when I found out that eight out of ten doctors suggested gargling with Listerine? I mean, that is something I can use today, no matter when that particular poll was taken. I mean, that is an actual statistic, and not mere puffery pulled out of thin air to prove some point by someone who made his living by selling advertising. I love statistics. Do you know who Edward Bernays was? He loved statistics too. Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (xhaym) 541
I do not have a farm and did not grow up on one.
But I do have relatives who own farms and others who grew up on farms and did not have the option of continuing on the family farm when they grew up. so then there is something inherently not good about a land-based economy that has mad some move to the evil big cities? but the country is great. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (9CYbY) 542
""Biden to forgive hundreds of billions in student loans before the midterm."
He's already been permanently forgiving accruing interest. It's over $5,000 per student loan borrower. If that seems high, the benefit is mostly to those with a lot of debt, like law students. Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (i0slg) 543
Just pants. No mention has ever been made of requiring panties.
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (gLRfa) The guys get shirts! Posted by: Paul Anka at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (gDSJf) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (p6hxA) 545
can someone please explain the "cruel posts" thing going on. I only lurk comments a couple times a week
Posted by: mogsmash at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (YANeB) 546
What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes?
Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at July 25, 2022 08:57 PM One word: Fougasse. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (a3Q+t) 547
The rural vs. urban debate loses something I think. Not everyone who currently reside in the rural parts of the country are people who've always been there. Some are. Some aren't. Same goes for the urban areas. For example:
There are 3rd, 4th, 5th generations selling their family's farms because they're more interested in a condo downtown near the hipster joints and a Mercedes. Yet, at the same time there are those who've been living in the hipster joints who've grown tired of the crime and related bullshit and are ready to relocate to the hills. The movement over the last couple years seems to side with those leaving the shit holes. What they may, or may not bring with them is debatable. I live rurally and this is what I see. The exodus from the cities is ongoing. There are issues with this. Some who relocate need to be "educated" or turned away... IMO. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 08:59 PM (BFigT) 548
The days of cafes are over.....
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 08:59 PM (V13WU) 549
I love statistics. Do you know how great my excitement was when I found out that eight out of ten doctors suggested gargling with Listerine? I mean, that is something I can use today, no matter when that particular poll was taken.
I mean, that is an actual statistic, and not mere puffery pulled out of thin air to prove some point by someone who made his living by selling advertising. I love statistics. Do you know who Edward Bernays was? He loved statistics too. so you are saying that most Americans did not move off of farms because it was better? then why did they move off of farms. were they forced? it is unfortunate that you reject the use of numbers as you do. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:00 PM (9CYbY) 550
I know ! They are having a team meeting.
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 09:00 PM (V13WU) 551
Most threats in the show were kind of laughed off, but that moment was serious...and helped justify Kayleigh giving away the information.
He was very serious, and mentally ill, but as far as he knew, he was tracking down an extremely dangerous fugitive/terrorist. He could have just killed thr crew as he took them out, but he didn't...so I think he was just brutally effective, but had a code of ethics of some sort. At least, that's how I recall... Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 25, 2022 08:49 PM (NCgXW) He knew too much about them from the dialog for that to be reasonable, that he would think Kaylee was a physical threat or needed excessive terrorizing to cow. He was able to get that across to everyone else he spoke with without such threats. River even mocked his code of ethics, saying that he enjoyed it rather than it was necessary, but even so, I don't think the rape threat to the most vulnerable person was justified by the plot. He was scary enough Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:00 PM (eoQWY) 552
And how come CBD has never featured one of those on the art thread?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 25, 2022 08:53 PM (WJNu0) Gil Elvgren is not generally considered "high art" like Freud. Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (xhaym) 553
Discussing important things. Future staffing needs, budget, dental plan....
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (V13WU) 554
What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do with 50-100 dead city dwellers laying in their yard?
Posted by: Guy with a clear field of fire at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (sn5EN) 555
Don't bet on that. What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes?
Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at Jul Return Fire Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (Y+l9t) 556
The long number of days without bats in the Cafe was a sign. Y'all have disappointed Ace.
And now, we have no Cafe. Can it be any clearer? Repent! Repent, and go forth and disappoint Ace no more! Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (a3Q+t) 557
Biden to forgive hundreds of billions in student loans before the midterm.
Heh! Might be a good thing to demonstrate to every bond holder how much the ' good faith and credit' of the US is really worth. Economic collapse would necessarily follow. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (ikkIg) 558
so then there is something inherently not good about a land-based economy that has mad some move to the evil big cities? but the country is great.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (9CYbY) In fairness, what the f*ck are you trying to say? Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (AiZBA) 559
How desperate must you be to consider Ben Affleck a life-partner?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (0ocXn) 560
Yes, it's so wonderful to live in a city, in a tent by the freeway.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (5HBd1) 561
Ah, I see. Enjoy your argument with other people, Moo Moo.
--- He reminds me of a saying of my grandfather's (the disreputable one): "That boy could worry the tits off a boar hog." Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (sWM8x) 562
then ace is like, I will fire you all, and hire all new people !
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU) 563
545 can someone please explain the "cruel posts" thing going on. I only lurk comments a couple times a week
Posted by: mogsmash at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (YANeB) Victor Davis Hanson mention AOSHQ in piece, and said he likes it, but that Ace can be cruel, though funny. Posted by: April--dash my lace wigs! at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (OX9vb) 564
I mean seriously, Dude? Haven't yuou ever been on the gun thread?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (Y+l9t) 565
532 Eromero, your mind is a thing of beauty.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 08:56 PM (Bq7US) Eromero's girlfriend of around mumblemumble years ago tried to climb up on the stage to get at Percy Sledge. Old Percy could get the ladies.....in the right frame of mind. Just like Peabo Bryson, Smokey, Barry White, The Dells, Nat King Cole, Sinatra, Martin. Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 09:03 PM (0OP+5) 566
Everybody
** Ah, I see. Enjoy your argument with other people, Moo Moo. Posted by: Mo yes, "everybody" that moved from the farm. did you sincerely believe I was suggesting that everybody moved from the farm? if you need some literacy assistance just note that in comments and I will write in pictures for you. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:03 PM (9CYbY) 567
I get paid more than $85 every hour for working on the web. I found out about this activity 3 months prior and subsequent to joining this I have earned effectively $15k from this without having internet working abilities.
Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site... www.salarycash1.com Posted by: Sarah at July 25, 2022 09:03 PM (KiNYd) 568
One of my formation brothers decided he wanted to know what a prickly pear tasted like. So he touched his tongue to a leaf.
Posted by: Fox 2! at July 25, 2022 08:51 PM (qyH+l) Tastes like blood. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:03 PM (eoQWY) 569
and then he throws an ashtray on the floor, pick up a chair and throws it out the window !
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 09:03 PM (V13WU) 570
then ace is like, I will fire you all, and hire all new people !
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 09:02 PM (V13WU) --- Damn it! I was just starting to get the hang of Pixy's antiquated, yet charming, blog engine... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:04 PM (K5n5d) 571
Sarah returns!
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 09:04 PM (gLRfa) 572
> What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do with 50-100 dead city dwellers laying in their yard?
____________ Honestly... one of two things; - bury them - string 'em up as a warning Depends on the circumstances. Right now, today, that could go either way. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 09:04 PM (BFigT) 573
so then there is something inherently not good about a land-based economy that has mad some move to the evil big cities? but the country is great.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (9CYbY) In fairness, what the f*ck are you trying to say? Posted by: N you have to read the thread to understand the comments, I am not going to summarize everything for you. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:04 PM (9CYbY) 574
sonobi !
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2022 09:04 PM (V13WU) 575
Sarah returns!
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 09:04 PM (gLRfa) It looks like she had to take a pay cut. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (AiZBA) 576
546 What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes?
Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at July 25, 2022 08:57 PM One word: Fougasse. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (a3Q+t) And that, by the way, is the word of the evening. Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (0OP+5) 577
545 can someone please explain the "cruel posts" thing going on. I only lurk comments a couple times a week
Posted by: mogsmash at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (YANeB) A while back, it came to light that Victor Davis Hanson was a fan of ace and his writings. Though he thought that often times, ace could be "cruel". The Horde, being The Horde, ran with that gem... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (BgMrQ) 578
Honestly... one of two things;
- bury them - string 'em up as a warning Depends on the circumstances. Right now, today, that could go either way. --- Feed 'em to the hogs....They are gonna be fat and tasty this year! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (K5n5d) 579
Don't bet on that. What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes?
Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at Jul Work the bolt Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (M+Lyo) 580
so then there is something inherently not good about a land-based economy that has mad some move to the evil big cities? but the country is great.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 08:58 PM (9CYbY) ++++ No. There are many people who decide to pass down their businesses to only one of their children while the other children need to find some other path in life. It is not inherently evil. Especially if the parents are clear about what their children can expect to inherit, and help all their kids prepare for their future. What is the alternative? Have the land pass to the state and have the farms run by the government? That would be, as you say, not good. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (hVqGz) 581
River even mocked his code of ethics, saying that he enjoyed it rather than it was necessary, but even so, I don't think the rape threat to the most vulnerable person was justified by the plot. He was scary enough
Posted by: Oldcat Possibly. Inara just got a backhand, but I doubt a rape threat would have scared her quite as much. And Kaylee was best friends with River and had a big crush on Simon, so I think they were trying to give her a good excuse to give them up without us feeling like she betrayed them. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW) 582
Bill Kristol is really giving Keith Olbermann a fight for the title of world's number one twat. My money is on Olbermann.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (Ynyl9) 583
Yes, it's so wonderful to live in a city, in a tent by the freeway.
Posted by: N everybody in the country resides in a palace? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (9CYbY) 584
Ciampino, go full bore defense because of a fully defensible position.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (Bq7US) 585
That's politically dumb. Liberals don't have gratitude, so you need to say you will do it just *after* the midterms. Then if you win, don't do it. If you forgive them first, the debtors have no reason to go vote. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 08:43 PM (eoQWY) The idiots will get into the ballot box and realize Biden isn't even on the ballot. Then, they'll pick the first name on the list for each Dem candidate as usual. Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (Ti+Tv) Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 25, 2022 09:07 PM (roH4R) 587
If the cities are so wonderful, why did so many people bail on them when Covid hit? Could it be that they thought city life might be unhealthy?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:08 PM (5HBd1) 588
587 If the cities are so wonderful, why did so many people bail on them when Covid hit? Could it be that they thought city life might be unhealthy?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:08 PM (5HBd1) It was a George Floyd summer, more than any virus. Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (Ti+Tv) 589
Question for the next White House presser:
As a way to stop the spread of monkeypox, shouldn't the adminstration be encouraging those who engage in anal sex to use condoms? Does Mayor Pete have a position on this? Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (i0slg) 590
Housing is more affordable so fewer tent cities.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (5HBd1) 591
Do you know who Edward Bernays was?
------------------------------------------------- The guy who invented the egg sauce?? Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (yikp0) 592
so you are saying that most Americans did not move off of farms because it was better? then why did they move off of farms. were they forced?
it is unfortunate that you reject the use of numbers as you do. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:00 PM (9CYbY) Your terms as used are inexact, your timeline is inexact, and the point of your argument could be claimed to be subject to interpretation. This could allow someone not arguing in good faith to claim that the respondent is not understanding the question as stated. Of course this would only be done by someone who is more interested in winning an argument than actually debating demographics and praxis. I might continue this discussion if you nail down what you are arguing. I probably won't, though. It does not offer enough joy for making fun of you. Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (xhaym) 593
Does Mayor Pete have a position on this?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (i0slg) Doggie style. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (AiZBA) 594
No cafe for you!
Posted by: Cafe Nazi at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (PY/t0) 595
I come here for the Cruel Ace. Stay for the comments
Posted by: mogsmash at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (YANeB) 596
If a leftist woman ever hears Ace say "oh, baby " conversions happen.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (eGTCV) 597
Okay, I've done my best to get you all a new thread but my Willow magic is not working.
Maybe BBL Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (Y+l9t) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (ftFVW) 599
Does Mayor Pete have a position on this?
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2022 09:09 PM (i0slg) On his hands and knees Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (M+Lyo) 600
555 Don't bet on that. What is a family or a small group of rural residents going to do when 50-100 armed, feral and starving city dwellers descend on their homes?
Posted by: Ciampino - sometimes we delude ourselves at Jul Return Fire Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:01 PM (Y+l9t) ---- Until you are smoked out or burnt out. Posted by: Ciampino - too cocky mate at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt) 601
Possibly. Inara just got a backhand, but I doubt a rape threat would have scared her quite as much. And Kaylee was best friends with River and had a big crush on Simon, so I think they were trying to give her a good excuse to give them up without us feeling like she betrayed them.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW) --- Jubal Early was clearly a sociopath who enjoyed toying with his victims. Playing mind games with them so that he could control them. He did whatever he had to to lock down the crew. Kaylee, being young and vulnerable, was the most susceptible to threats of rape. Inara was much wiser and also very manipulative. River was crazy. And Zoey was a warrior. They were all protective of Kaylee. She was Jubal's means of controlling everyone else. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d) 602
When I used to get asked about the hordes from Portland coming into Skamania county, I would tell them we'll blow the High Bridge. Yes, there are Forest Service roads that might get you in the back way, but it is a deterrent. Always pissed off the Lefties for some reason.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (5HBd1) 603
Maybe Ace had one too many White Claws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (PY/t0) 604
Possibly. Inara just got a backhand, but I doubt a rape threat would have scared her quite as much. And Kaylee was best friends with River and had a big crush on Simon, so I think they were trying to give her a good excuse to give them up without us feeling like she betrayed them.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:06 PM (ftFVW) They enjoyed it too much for that. Especially after emphasizing every tiny bump in her life - Simon's comments, Mal mocking her in a dress, Jayne outing her affection for the doctor in front of everyone - as a major sins during the rest of the show. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:12 PM (eoQWY) 605
I might continue this discussion if you nail down what you are arguing.
I probably won't, though. It does not offer enough joy for making fun of you. Posted by: Kindltot Thank you Kindltot. That was briliant. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:12 PM (Y+l9t) 606
I've been inexcusably flippant.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 25, 2022 09:12 PM (eGTCV) 607
What is the alternative? Have the land pass to the state and have the farms run by the government? That would be, as you say, not good. Posted by: Anon Y. there are not many businesses where the parents just decide to give everything the oldest and nothing to the others. they might give somebody operational control but the others get financial benefits. that is much easier to do with something that is not land based. even then it is very rare anymore for somebody with a farm to jsut give the entire farm to the oldest and nothing to the others. why would you think that the other alternative was to have the state get the farm? why not sell the far and divide the proceeds? why not finance the farm give ownership to the oldest and cash to the others. or, why not put it in a trust? everything is better than what you suggest, which rearely ever happens anymore anyway Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:12 PM (8EcBv) 608
Until you are smoked out or burnt out.
Posted by: Ciampino - too cocky mate at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt Who are you rooting for? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:13 PM (PY/t0) 609
I make $85 an hour putting dumb hoors out on the street for how ever many hours they need to work. Ask Sarah, she can tell you all about it, presuming her busted lip that accidentally met my loving fist healed up
Posted by: Lovin Cup of the West Side of the Avenue at July 25, 2022 09:13 PM (Ynyl9) 610
A while back, it came to light that Victor Davis Hanson was a fan of ace and his writings.
Though he thought that often times, ace could be "cruel". The Horde, being The Horde, ran with that gem... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard === When I read Ace's posts, I hear it in VDH's voice . . because it would be cool if Ace WAS VDH. Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 25, 2022 09:13 PM (8AONa) 611
603 Maybe Ace had one too many White Claws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (PY/t0) ...or at the bottom of a pile of shelves. #unfortunateaccident Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 25, 2022 09:14 PM (BgMrQ) 612
It is amusing to watch folks paying high rents in Portland (and some are probably owners too) having to deal with the "houseless" community taking over their neighborhoods. And no one does anything.
I can guarantee that most rural communities do not take kindly to squatters. They don't have a big tax base so don't have the legion of bureaucrats the cities have. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:14 PM (5HBd1) 613
re 608: whom... you think this is Daily Kos or the New Yawker?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:14 PM (Ynyl9) 614
When I read Ace's posts, I hear it in VDH's voice . . because it would be cool if Ace WAS VDH.
Posted by: 2009Refugee VDH doesn't look anything like an Ewok. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:15 PM (ftFVW) 615
Maybe Ace had one too many White Claws.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (PY/t0) ...or at the bottom of a pile of shelves. #unfortunateaccident Posted by: browndog Official Mascot Embrace the power of and Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 09:15 PM (MGB5H) 616
VDH doesn't look anything like an Ewok.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:15 PM (ftFVW) Hairless Wookie... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 25, 2022 09:15 PM (BgMrQ) Posted by: Soup Cafe Nazi at July 25, 2022 09:15 PM (Xrfse) Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (sWM8x) 619
>>> 578 Honestly... one of two things;
- bury them - string 'em up as a warning Depends on the circumstances. Right now, today, that could go either way. --- Feed 'em to the hogs....They are gonna be fat and tasty this year! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:05 PM (K5n5d) Perfessor knows things! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (llON8) 620
613 re 608: whom... you think this is Daily Kos or the New Yawker?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:14 PM (Ynyl9 Bless your heart! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (PY/t0) 621
The burning times will be interesting to say the least.
Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (0OP+5) 622
It's getting close to ONT time yet there's always time for a Cafe.
Posted by: Tuna at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (gLRfa) 623
He did whatever he had to to lock down the crew. Kaylee, being young and vulnerable, was the most susceptible to threats of rape. Inara was much wiser and also very manipulative. River was crazy. And Zoey was a warrior. They were all protective of Kaylee. She was Jubal's means of controlling everyone else.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d) But he didn't have to threaten Kaylee much to control her. And he could have used the threats with the others in any detail he liked, but I think he just mentions it once to Simon in passing. Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (eoQWY) 624
re 604: what are you talking about? If it's a new comedy on Nick Teen I must have missed it. m
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:17 PM (Ynyl9) 625
I agree. Everyone that wants to move to a city should. For the children. And so they will leave me the fuck alone.
Posted by: fd at July 25, 2022 09:17 PM (sn5EN) 626
There is a sizeable farm you can see at the pullout, on Cape Horn, just past Washougal. It's in a family trust. All the family members would have to agree to sell it before that could happen.
Do you know about "blue sky" tax rates on farms? If you try to take it out of being a farm, you get hit with very high taxes. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:18 PM (5HBd1) 627
Kaylee, being young and vulnerable, was the most susceptible to threats of rape. Inara was much wiser and also very manipulative. River was crazy. And Zoey was a warrior. They were all protective of Kaylee. She was Jubal's means of controlling everyone else.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:11 PM (K5n5d) Man I'm due for a firefly and serenity rewatch! Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 09:18 PM (MGB5H) 628
604: what are you talking about? If it's a new comedy on Nick Teen I must have missed it. m
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:17 PM (Ynyl9) The last show in the series Firefly, "Objects in Space" Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:18 PM (eoQWY) 629
Your terms as used are inexact, your timeline is inexact, and the point of your argument could be claimed to be subject to interpretation. This could allow someone not arguing in good faith to claim that the respondent is not understanding the question as stated. Of course this would only be done by someone who is more interested in winning an argument than actually debating demographics and praxis.
I might continue this discussion if you nail down what you are arguing. I probably won't, though. It does not offer enough joy for making fun of you. Posted by: Kindltot in fairness, that was a comment that was directed to the commenter, not to you so that you did not understand it is not surprising. that you find the statement that everybody has been moving off the farm to be sufficiently unverifiable or imprecise suggests a general lack of knowledge and understanding about American demographics that is disturbing for a voter or that you are being deliberately obtuse. do you not know that for more than a 100 years there has been a movement of Americans from the farm to the city? if I need to I could show you how to use the internets to get info about that. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:18 PM (OayQb) 630
Ace underestimated the power of the voice. Now he's like one of those ancient potentates with 1,000 concubines. He's got a lot of of satisfying to do.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, at July 25, 2022 09:19 PM (eGTCV) 631
I have never heard John Legend do anything that I was aware he was doing at least, but I gather he's a smoochy R&B singer. Unless by some bizzare chance that's his real name, I immediately downgrade anyone who would choose to operate under that name by his own choice. Even Jimi Hendrix didn't pick the name "Jimi Guitarhero" to operate under.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 25, 2022 09:20 PM (3/XaG) 632
Interesting Better Call Saul so far.
It has been set in present day black and white so far... 20 minutes in... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:20 PM (ufFY8) 633
if I need to I could show you how to use the internets to get info about that.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:18 PM (OayQb) Is your first name DICK? Because it sure could be...DICK. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 25, 2022 09:20 PM (AiZBA) Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:21 PM (ftFVW) 635
and keep in mind that for many centuries, farmer and wife could have a lot of children, most of whom didn't survive to 18
I understand that in Tiber, the boys in a family would all marry the same woman. So if Ing Eng and Ong married Ung, Ung's boys would inherit the farm and eventually marry Ang. And the cycle would repeat singing: and that's how Hunter was born. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:21 PM (Ynyl9) 636
in fairness, if your country residence is within 200 to 300 mi of the big city, when the apoclypse gets here you are screwed because everybody with a tank of gas is going to be raiding your farm.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:21 PM (OayQb) 637
Interesting Better Call Saul so far.
It has been set in present day black and white so far... 20 minutes in... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt That's next after I finish last night's animal kingdom Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 09:21 PM (MGB5H) 638
And there are times when people move to the suburbs or to small towns to get away from the cities. So what? If you have a job you can take with you, why wouldn't you move where the cost of living is cheaper and housing more affordable?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:21 PM (5HBd1) 639
Gaetz is challenging Ace for the cruelty crown. VDH will need to judge.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 25, 2022 09:22 PM (zm+d5) 640
re me at 635: I meant Tiber. I don't know what went on in Tiber.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:22 PM (Ynyl9) 641
I have never heard John Legend do anything that I was aware he was doing at least, but I gather he's a smoochy R&B singer.
___ You're not missing anything. He thinks he's Marvin Gaye. He's not. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 09:22 PM (rqQle) 642
Is your first name DICK? Because it sure could be...DICK.
Posted by: N thanks, the hq is much better for you thoughtful and insightful commentary. do you have any emojiis to add into the thread? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:22 PM (OayQb) 643
re me again, this time at 640: TIBET
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:23 PM (Ynyl9) 644
re 641: and from the emails I get, he's pushing for Tim Ryan over J D Vance. Other than that I have no idea who he is.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:24 PM (Ynyl9) 645
Moar Pushaw plz
DeSantis needs everyone around him to be like this. Don't give them a target. And it would be nice if he was like this. Otherwise he will be eaten alive. But I like it. Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 09:24 PM (dscaa) 646
And there are times when people move to the suburbs or to small towns to get away from the cities. So what? If you have a job you can take with you, why wouldn't you move where the cost of living is cheaper and housing more affordable?
Posted by: N my forever position has been that there are benefits to both the country and the city, it is just the rubes that insist the country is the purest good, the city is the worst evil that are the difficulty. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:24 PM (OayQb) 647
I'm perfectly content for people who love urban living to stay right where they are. Knock yourselves out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 25, 2022 09:24 PM (sWM8x) 648
After reading JM's rundown where he noted that BabeThePigBoi banged no fewer than 38 dudes in a single week, I will henceforth refer to male homosexuals as "members of the 38/7 Club."
Also... Given that male queers are only a percent or so of the total population, how the hell doesn't PigBoi run out of butts to plunder in his region really quickly? I mean, I guess he goes back for seconds and thirds of that hot, hot Monkeypox, but he most be rotating through at least a couple times a year. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:24 PM (Zhwz2) 649
hello
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:25 PM (YglAn) 650
But he didn't have to threaten Kaylee much to control her. And he could have used the threats with the others in any detail he liked, but I think he just mentions it once to Simon in passing.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (eoQWY) --- He did need to instill enough fear in her so that he could leave her and lessen the risk of her trying to get free. If she thought he'd come back any minute and then have his way with her if she was almost, but not quite, free, that's a powerful incentive for her to stay quiet and not move. Then she's locked down and Jubal can use her situation to manipulate the ones who were still free (River and Simon). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:25 PM (K5n5d) 651
fairness, if your country residence is within 200 to 300 mi of the big city, when the apoclypse gets here you are screwed because everybody with a tank of gas is going to be raiding your farm.
1. Their cars will be electric and the grid will be down so they won;t be able to get there. 2. They will have given up all their firearms because the government asked them too while people in the country all own ARs and other instruments of mass destruction. 3. They will be weak and sickly from not spending any time outdoors and their Peloton broke down and all the people capable of fixing it have moved to the country. City dwellers would be too busy getting eaten by other city dwellers to get out of hte city at all. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:26 PM (Y+l9t) 652
in fairness, if your country residence is within 200 to 300 mi of the big city, when the apoclypse gets here you are screwed because everybody with a tank of gas is going to be raiding your farm.
Posted by: confederatefifth ___ That may be. But this is where terrain works for you. Where hub and I live, straight shot from St.L, with three ways in/out as far as our small town is concerned, so yeah, FUBAR. Fine. Worse things than death. Grandbabies, otoh, live deep in the Ozarks, where the terrain is brutal to vehicles, especially in the winter. Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 09:26 PM (rqQle) 653
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:24 PM (Zhwz2)
I would have to read this comment as you posted just before me. Reading his thread was, one time too many, now I have to relive it again. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:26 PM (YglAn) 654
No cafe tonight. Sad. Hope Ace is ok and hasn't been taken away by bats.
Cats getting high. https://youtu.be/uxlHRjWS_CQ Pallas cat discovers camera. https://youtu.be/Sg8FMNEt8KY Posted by: Puddleglum at July 25, 2022 09:27 PM (sAmhv) 655
re:
if I need to I could show you how to use the internets to get info about that. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:18 PM (OayQb) Brian Stetler might be able to use you then. Don Le Mon, too, but in other ways, nudge nudge wink wink Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 25, 2022 09:27 PM (Ynyl9) 656
Grandbabies, otoh, live deep in the Ozarks, where the terrain is brutal to vehicles, especially in the winter.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 09:26 PM (rqQle) --- And there are oh, so many, many places to ambush people and stash the bodies... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:28 PM (K5n5d) 657
Carol Burnett Better Call Saul guest star! And she crapped on Wisconsin in the first few minutes of the show!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 09:28 PM (yikp0) 658
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 09:26 PM (rqQle)
I'm just gonna go full warrior king after I send my family off somewhere "safe". I either come back or not at all. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:28 PM (YglAn) 659
But he didn't have to threaten Kaylee much to control her. And he could have used the threats with the others in any detail he liked, but I think he just mentions it once to Simon in passing.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:16 PM (eoQWY) --- He did need to instill enough fear in her so that he could leave her and lessen the risk of her trying to get free. If she thought he'd come back any minute and then have his way with her if she was almost, but not quite, free, that's a powerful incentive for her to stay quiet and not move. Then she's locked down and Jubal can use her situation to manipulate the ones who were still free (River and Simon). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:25 PM (K5n5d) he locked her in. It took River getting into the system to let her out. Jubal did not anticipate either of Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2022 09:28 PM (eoQWY) 660
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2022 09:22 PM (rqQle)
His first album was pretty good. Whatever album had "Ordinary People" was also solid. But yeah, he's no Marvin Gaye. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:30 PM (YglAn) 661
Gawd!
I can't take it!!! I cannot wait. My new first world problem: binge watching! Mrs D is binge watching different shows and now we are into season 3 of The X Files. OMG how stupid can two FBI agents be??? Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:30 PM (anj39) 662
Carol Burnett,OMG
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 25, 2022 09:30 PM (t4poC) 663
Interesting Better Call Saul so far.
It has been set in present day black and white so far... 20 minutes in... Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt That's next after I finish last night's animal kingdom Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 09:21 PM (MGB5H) Dammit, I want a Cinnabon now! Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:30 PM (ufFY8) 664
Late to the thread. Been watching Terminal List. So far so good. Hope it doesn't end up disappointing me like The Old Man did.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2022 09:30 PM (nxdel) 665
...to Major Ace.
Posted by: Ground Control at July 25, 2022 09:31 PM (Xrfse) 666
Too much Botox in the brain, she looks terrible, just awful. Really loved her, didn’t know she was me of them
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 25, 2022 09:31 PM (t4poC) Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:31 PM (YglAn) 668
I think you may have overlooked the people that rave on about how wonderful city life is and how those poor people in the country can't get good Indonesian food at 3am.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:31 PM (5HBd1) 669
The Old Man is terrible, so disappointed
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 25, 2022 09:31 PM (t4poC) 670
318 NYPD cop, assaulted at the subway (good video), and assailant's on the streets tomorrow.
https://bit.ly/3vfx78u no video of the female cop fighting the two girls Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 08:08 PM (nlbjl) ---- Do the cops still carry billy clubs? It would have put an end to the resistance. Posted by: Ciampino - a truncheon, my kingdom for a truncheon at July 25, 2022 09:32 PM (qfLjt) 671
Crossbows, though. Seriously. Fuck your longbows.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 09:32 PM (dscaa) 672
The Terminal lost was very good
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 25, 2022 09:32 PM (t4poC) 673
Cities are cesspools with islands of civility.
If one can afford the civil culture the city fine. If one can only afford to 'maintain', the city is a soul sucking monster. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 09:33 PM (nlbjl) 674
579
'50-100 armed,...' Work the bolt, hell. You better hope they chicken out after the first few get shot. Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 25, 2022 09:33 PM (roH4R) 675
Seriously?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:31 PM (YglAn) Yes! This show sucks. They should of ended it at three. Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:33 PM (anj39) 676
Terminal List is great! You will not be sorry.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:33 PM (Y+l9t) 677
I'm so old I remember when the story broke about all the gangs looting train cars, vids of the litter all along the tracks. That was news for, what, maybe three days? They must've fixed that problem, huh?
Posted by: mindful webworker - they lost a portrait of my brother at July 25, 2022 09:34 PM (0P0Mx) 678
156 Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room "while brave law enforcement officers were subjected to the medieval hell for 3 hours dripping in blood surrounded by carnage face to face with crazed mob that believed the lies of the defeated President Lol. Okay, Karen. Maybe have another Chardonnay, sugar tits. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 07:33 PM (PY/t0) No matter what Trump did or did not do on January 6th, the Democrat-Media Complex intended to scream that it was the worst anti-democracy action or inaction ever by a President or any other US elected official. Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 09:34 PM (AMIL/) 679
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:33 PM (anj39)
I'm more questioning the wisdom of the FBI Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:35 PM (YglAn) 680
Then why didn't they bring in the National Guard that President Trump arranged for? The security that the Capitol Police said they didn't need?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:36 PM (5HBd1) 681
He did need to instill enough fear in her so that he could leave her and lessen the risk of her trying to get free. If she thought he'd come back any minute and then have his way with her if she was almost, but not quite, free, that's a powerful incentive for her to stay quiet and not move. Then she's locked down and Jubal can use her situation to manipulate the ones who were still free (River and Simon).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:25 PM (K5n5d) he locked her in. It took River getting into the system to let her out. Jubal did not anticipate either of Posted by: Oldcat I'll be honest that I haven't thought about it that much as far as motivation or strategy. As the nic suggests, I'm a small woman so the threat was enough to make me sympathetic to Kaylee's plight and believe he would do whatever he needed to get to River. Knowing that kind violence in random situations is less likely than in a domestic situations, it is no less unsettling when the prospect arises. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2022 09:36 PM (ftFVW) 682
The Mercedes commercial with the chick in the orange outfit was stupid, but she had a nice ass.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:36 PM (ufFY8) 683
----
Do the cops still carry billy clubs? It would have put an end to the resistance. Posted by: Ciampino - a truncheon, ----------------- My thought. That second male cop could have whacked him on the head. Although he was such a wuss he wouldn't have done it. Black cop would have been better off if Transit cop had taken on the skinny female and let the female cop help with the problem. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 09:36 PM (nlbjl) 684
Late to the thread. Been watching Terminal List. So far so good. Hope it doesn't end up disappointing me like The Old Man did.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2022 09:30 PM (nxdel) It was... Ok. Meaning "better than 99% of the redolent shit on TV." My main gripe with it was the ridiculous, excessive use of the flashbacks, far beyond their utility as a plot device. I think what probably happened was that Pratt and Fuqua contracted with Amazon for eight episodes, and realized once they shot it that they only had material for six, so they did some reshoots and stitched in a couple hours of flashbacks throughout. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (Zhwz2) 685
Brian Stetler might be able to use you then. Don Le Mon, too, but in other ways, nudge nudge wink wink Posted by: m in fairness, if you are going to wedge yourself into a conversation just do better, if you are going to try and be offensive and insulting just do it. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (Jyd1R) 686
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 25, 2022 09:33 PM (roH4R)
That's also assuming they could muster that many people NOT willing to stab each other in the back. Unless you have a strong sense of community I see a lot of people having temporary alliances and then breaking them when they deem the other unnecessary baggage. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (YglAn) 687
I think an overlooked consideration about the "rural vs. urban" thing is this; urban dwellers hell bent on escape will have to pretty much fight their way out of the city and into the urban sphere.
I doubt they have the gumption. Meanwhile.... I'm setting up fields of fire, a couple man traps and a BBQ. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (BFigT) 688
677 I'm so old I remember when the story broke about all the gangs looting train cars, vids of the litter all along the tracks. That was news for, what, maybe three days? They must've fixed that problem, huh?
Posted by: mindful webworker - they lost a portrait of my brother at July 25, 2022 09:34 PM (0P0Mx) Meanwhile, the baby formula shortage continues. It's as bad as it was three months ago when Brandon said he would have fixed it already but no one told him and he isn't a mind-reader. Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (AMIL/) 689
"dripping in blood" Sure, Jan.
Which everyone has seen in all the terrifying /// video that has been released, right? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (llON8) 690
Thanks Sharon. I mean.. shit it's Christ Pratt killing bad guys. What's not to like?
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel) 691
I do hope Ace is okay.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:38 PM (PY/t0) 692
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (Zhwz2)
I really like Fuqua as a director. He seems pretty pro-America. Chris Pratt goes without saying. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:38 PM (YglAn) 693
1. Their cars will be electric and the grid will be down so they won;t be able to get there.
2. They will have given up all their firearms because the government asked them too while people in the country all own ARs and other instruments of mass destruction. 3. They will be weak and sickly from not spending any time outdoors and their Peloton broke down and all the people capable of fixing it have moved to the country. City dwellers would be too busy getting eaten by other city dwellers to get out of hte city at all. Posted by: s this is magic thinking, not strategy Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (Jyd1R) 694
in all fairness, I think someone just likes to stir shit.
Posted by: Ronster at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (HXJku) 695
...be offensive and insulting...
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (Jyd1R) You're doing just fine. You don't need any help. Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (AiZBA) 696
And he takes his shirt off!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (Y+l9t) 697
690 Thanks Sharon. I mean.. shit it's Christ Pratt killing bad guys. What's not to like?
Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2022 09:38 PM (nxdel I really struggle to not see Andy from Parks and Rec. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (PY/t0) 698
Baby Formula
We know people who work at a competitor to Abbot. They are running as normal, and their distribution centers are full. Doesn't seem to be a shortage. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (ufFY8) 699
I think what probably happened was that Pratt and Fuqua contracted with Amazon for eight episodes, and realized once they shot it that they only had material for six, so they did some reshoots and stitched in a couple hours of flashbacks throughout.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (Zhwz2) --- That does seem to be an ongoing problem with modern shows. They need to have 8-10 episodes for a decent story, but they may not have enough material. So they try to pad out the episodes, which doesn't always work. Writers in Hollywood seem quite bereft of ideas or creativity... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (K5n5d) 700
Posted by: Ciampino - a truncheon, my kingdom for a truncheon at July 25, 2022 09:32 PM (qfLjt)
That cop was getting his ass kicked, and his partner was pretty worthless. It could've ended pretty badly if the perp had gotten his weapon. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (ikkIg) 701
I'm more questioning the wisdom of the FBI
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:35 PM (YglAn) Well yeah, there is that. This was really a poorly written show. Mulder never has a camera. Skully always just misses.out witnessing evidence. They speak in euphemisms. They catch some guy who promises to tell them rather than just talk. ugh. Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39) 702
think an overlooked consideration about the "rural vs. urban" thing is this; urban dwellers hell bent on escape will have to pretty much fight their way out of the city and into the urban sphere.
I doubt they have the gumption. Meanwhile.... I'm setting up fields of fire, a couple man traps and a BBQ. Posted by: M have you spent much time thinking about how you are going to defend the farm from five guys with aks that do not just wander up your driveway? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (Jyd1R) 703
Andrea Mitchell@mitchellreports
.@POTUS says Trump watched in the comfort of his private dining room ----------------- It's all imagery. All focus-grouped persuasion imagery. A nonstop barrage of it. When you see the imagery, that's when you can recognize the psy-op. This IS the op. There has to be nothing deeper to it than this. Every day a new image of Trump. Grabbing a steering wheel. Making a woman cry. Languishing in a private residence like a rich out of touch monster. Something people can't get away from. Something to turn every possible person away from his message of hope, light and truth. Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (dscaa) 704
Pit...I fell into the pit...we all fell into the pit...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (PY/t0) 705
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays; 12h
Want to practice identifying cognitive dissonance in others? Tell a Democrat the Jan6th hearings cleared Trump by producing no evidence of wrongdoing except "should have done more," which is a generic truth that applies to Pelosi just as much. Then watch their faces. The biggest story in America is that the Jan6th committee cleared Trump of all allegations and opened his path to reclaim the oval office. How do you think it will be reported? It will be reported the OPPOSITE of what you are observing in real time. And it will work. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 09:41 PM (yikp0) 706
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (ikkIg)
TBH the cop seemed to be holding back. I thought he could have easily suplexed that dumb ass kid. I think the camera kept him from going ape shit Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:41 PM (YglAn) 707
You're doing just fine. You don't need any help.
Posted by: N sugartits, that was for somebody else, have you got your emojiis yet? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:41 PM (Jyd1R) 708
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Per usual, I had to endure years of mockery for my rogue opinion from 2015 that Trump is unusually persuasive. The Jan6th hearings have concluded that Trump was so persuasive he nearly started an insurrection without intending to do so. I thank the committee for my win. Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 09:41 PM (yikp0) 709
Have they compared Trump to the Uvalde Police yet? That can't be far off.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 09:41 PM (dscaa) 710
I really struggle to not see Andy from Parks and Rec.
Posted by: AlaBAMA You're welcome. https://tinyurl.com/mk8hk858 Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 09:42 PM (MGB5H) 711
698 Baby Formula
We know people who work at a competitor to Abbot. They are running as normal, and their distribution centers are full. Doesn't seem to be a shortage. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:39 PM (ufFY Do they make every single type of baby formula needed in the US? Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (AMIL/) 712
For funsies, I checked under the hood of the blog. Looks like there *is* a Cafe thread scheduled for tonight, but for whatever reason it's stuck in Draft...(that's about all I can see)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (K5n5d) 713
Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2022 09:40 PM (anj39)
I never watched it. Saw a few episodes, the theme music always terrified me and it seems to live off of nostalgia rather than super great writing. I could be wrong. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (YglAn) 714
C5, from the beginning you missed the entire point of my post which was that NPR proported to know what rural people think.
None of what you have said has anything to do with that point. I don;t care whether people want to live in the country or city. So f'ing let it go. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (Y+l9t) 715
in all fairness, I think someone just likes to stir shit.
Posted by: R in fairness, did you really think that or are you just saying you had a thought? Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (Jyd1R) 716
His partner wasn't the white cop
His partner was the black female who took out the villains girl friend. - she did her job. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (nlbjl) 717
He seems pretty pro-America.
Chris Pratt goes without saying. Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:38 PM (YglAn) Yeah, and I don't want to spoil it, so I'll be vague here. But what Reece does and particularly what he doesn't do is extremely subversive in the modern environment. I kept waiting for a cuck-out that never came. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:44 PM (Zhwz2) 718
For funsies, I checked under the hood of the blog. Looks like there *is* a Cafe thread scheduled for tonight, but for whatever reason it's stuck in Draft...(that's about all I can see)
Sounds like some prybar is needed. Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 25, 2022 09:44 PM (Bd6X8) 719
I'll never forget the grisly scene. Capitol cops torn in half by the gorilla-like Trumpies. Mutilated corpses of congresspersons. Officers driven to group suicide by the mean tweets of the mob. Oh, the humanity!
Posted by: Andrea Mitchell @mitchellreports at July 25, 2022 09:44 PM (0P0Mx) 720
608 Until you are smoked out or burnt out.
Posted by: Ciampino - too cocky mate at July 25, 2022 09:10 PM (qfLjt Who are you rooting for? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:13 PM (PY/t0) ---- Since it isn't a game, I'm not rooting for anyone, just being practical. I think a small town or village with a few thousand residents may be able to form a protective barrier to roving bands of armed urbanites. However isolated farms and hamlets not so much. You may have noticed the propensity of these primitives to use fire as a first resort? I noticed this in Africa and then we have Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, Wisconsin as excellent local examples. Posted by: Ciampino - eventually you will also run out of bullets and guns at July 25, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt) 721
That's also assuming they could muster that many people NOT willing to stab each other in the back.
... Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:37 PM (YglAn) ------------------ It's leadership. Nothing is completed without a good leader. That's why they want to take out Trump. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 09:45 PM (nlbjl) 722
When the cafe is late, the natives get testy.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 25, 2022 09:45 PM (vcv8B) 723
Did Lindsey Graham tell the guards to use their guns on the Colbert insurrectionists?
Posted by: 29Victor at July 25, 2022 09:45 PM (BJKQV) 724
have you spent much time thinking about how you are going to defend the farm from five guys with aks that do not just wander up your driveway?
Yes. OPSEC. No more questions, please. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 09:45 PM (3hSHB) 725
712 WD40.
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 25, 2022 09:45 PM (vcv8B) 726
And so what is your strategy for staying safe in the city? Because that seems to be a lot harder to do than to stay safe in the country.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1) 727
Y5, not everything has to be a fight. So many ways to get a point across and you invariably choose the same path.
I'm being friendly by the way. Not that that will stop you. Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 09:46 PM (dscaa) Posted by: jewells45 at July 25, 2022 09:47 PM (nxdel) 729
Watching The Cursed on hulu coz one of you Morons rec'd it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:47 PM (kf6Ak) 730
Posted by: thathalfrican - Up in arms like Minutemen at July 25, 2022 09:41 PM (YglAn)
Interesting perspective. That'd be a really risky tactic. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2022 09:48 PM (ikkIg) 731
It's atmospheric horror
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:48 PM (kf6Ak) 732
Since it isn't a game, I'm not rooting for anyone, just being practical. I think a small town or village with a few thousand residents may be able to form a protective barrier to roving bands of armed urbanites. However isolated farms and hamlets not so much.
You may have noticed the propensity of these primitives to use fire as a first resort? I noticed this in Africa and then we have Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, Wisconsin as excellent local examples. Posted by: Ciampino - eventually you will also run out of bullets and guns at July 25, 2022 09:44 PM (qfLjt) --- Those in isolated hamlets or villages or lone farms will temporarily relocate to larger communities to join the communal defense. Some won't make it, of course. Think of the hobbits in the Shire at the end of Return of the King. Or the Two Rivers folk in The Wheel of Time when Trollocs are rampaging the countryside. Both J.R.R. Tolkien and Robert Jordan were veterans and went through horrific experiences. They knew a thing or two about how small communities could form a defense against evil. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:49 PM (K5n5d) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:50 PM (PY/t0) 734
Ace...are you there? Cuddly animals & pretty scenery needed.
Posted by: Lola at July 25, 2022 09:50 PM (NIYa7) 735
726 And so what is your strategy for staying safe in the city? Because that seems to be a lot harder to do than to stay safe in the country.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:46 PM (5HBd1) ---------------------------- One person alone has a better chance in the city than on acreage in the country. A family or crew would do well in the country. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 09:50 PM (nlbjl) 736
712 For funsies, I checked under the hood of the blog. Looks like there *is* a Cafe thread scheduled for tonight, but for whatever reason it's stuck in Draft...(that's about all I can see)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (K5n5d) Uh oh. Now I am worried. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:51 PM (PY/t0) 737
Whatever you need Matt Gaetz.
Posted by: DaveX64 at July 25, 2022 09:51 PM (CJtyX) 738
To whoever mentioned the flashbacks in Terminal List. They actually serve a purpose. You need to know why people are loyal to him even when they are not sure what he is doing is righteous. In the last episode I saw hoe it all came together and thought it was well done.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 09:52 PM (Y+l9t) 739
I'm not too sure about that. I used to read the blog by that guy in Argentina, that talked about the breakdown of law and order there.
Early settlers would "fort up", leaving their farms behind and gather at the fort for defense. Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1) 740
The Terminal List , was good sorry
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (t4poC) 741
Do they make every single type of baby formula needed in the US?
Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (AMIL/) Pretty much. Mead Johnson. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (ufFY8) 742
Omg Venus shaver/ depilators has an ad jingle that starts "I'm not ashamed of my pubic hair..."
Of course they show it during a werewolf movie Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (kf6Ak) 743
I have repeatedly stated that I believe we are decades from breakdown in the civil order, if it ever happens at all. However - if it does go down, the urban population will suffer immeasurably and die in the millions. Those who sally forth into the countryside, including regular and irregular armed forces will perish in a Hell of guerrilla war. No question. Total fuckedness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (Zhwz2) 744
26 And so what is your strategy for staying safe in the city? Because that seems to be a lot harder to do than to stay safe in the country.
Posted by: N 1. I am not in the city anymore, which I thought the nic would have suggested 2. I have a farm 3. if you think that defending a farm or a rural home is going to be other than very hard, you are going to be very sorry. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (Jyd1R) 745
Early settlers would "fort up", leaving their farms behind and gather at the fort for defense.
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:52 PM (5HBd1) --- Yep. That's exactly why forts were built the way they were--to give the locals a place to go when danger threatened (armies, bandits, marauding dragons, whatever). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2022 09:54 PM (K5n5d) 746
I had tabs open with more than half a dozen recent Cafe posts. Milady and I finally had a break and perused all the links and vids. Got to close all those tabs.
So, if there's no Cafe tonight, I won't get terrible withdrawals. Posted by: mindful webworker with reserved seat at cafe bar at July 25, 2022 09:54 PM (0P0Mx) 747
You are the one that seems to be arguing for the superiority of the city over rural life. Do you think it's going to be easy to protect your home in the city?
Posted by: Notsothoreau - move forward at July 25, 2022 09:55 PM (5HBd1) Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:55 PM (Jyd1R) 749
Omg Venus shaver/ depilators has an ad jingle that starts "I'm not ashamed of my pubic hair..."
Of course they show it during a werewolf movie Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (kf6Ak) You have no idea how happy I am I got rid of TV in 2016. Posted by: ... at July 25, 2022 09:55 PM (dscaa) 750
Forting up is a group, a crew a family.
If you're out on the farm by yourself you are a short timer. Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2022 09:56 PM (nlbjl) 751
Those who sally forth into the countryside, including regular and irregular armed forces will perish in a Hell of guerrilla war. No question. Total fuckedness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (Zhwz2 This. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 09:56 PM (PY/t0) 752
fairness, if your country residence is within 200 to 300 mi of the big city, when the apoclypse gets here you are screwed because everybody with a tank of gas is going to be raiding your farm.
Apparently you have never seen traffic trying to leave Houston on the threat of a hurricane. A person can empty their gas tank idling for nine hours and travelling maybe five miles. How many people keep full tanks of fuel? What makes you think that the Police State won't set up check-points and begin confiscation of goods to redistribute among those who didn't prepare? Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 09:56 PM (3hSHB) 753
A literal motte & bailey argument.
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 09:57 PM (yikp0) 754
BTW, great! Now I want a Cinnabon and I literally have never had one [of theirs] ever!
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 25, 2022 09:58 PM (yikp0) 755
You are the one that seems to be arguing for the superiority of the city over rural life. Do you think it's going to be easy to protect your home in the city?
Posted by: N no, as I have said over and over an over again, there are benefits to the city and the country. it is the hick contingent of the horde that insists the city is evil, the country is good. I have been in a town of 300, the burbs and the biggest city in the country. you need both. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:58 PM (Jyd1R) 756
741 Do they make every single type of baby formula needed in the US?
Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (AMIL/) Pretty much. Mead Johnson. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (ufFY Mead Johnson's CEO should call the White House and tell Brandon to stop wasting your money and mine. https://tinyurl.com/mvjvhs6u There are five Operation Fly Formula flights currently scheduled for the week of July 18, projected to import more than 6.8 million 8-ounce bottle equivalents of infant formula to the United States. By July 24, Operation Fly Formula flights will have completed 53 flights and imported more than 61 million 8-ounce bottle equivalents of infant formula. Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2022 09:58 PM (AMIL/) 757
Cunnabons are really pretty good. Haven't had one in years.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2022 09:59 PM (ufFY8) 758
As an example: when I was but a wee hooligan, it was well known that if the cops were on you - just run into the woods. They would immediately break off pursuit. They were all locals, and knew that the other locals knew their forests. If one wanted to kill you, they would. End of story. Way too dangerous, so they just wouldn't go in.
Now imagine if an interloper with zero familiarity decided to go in. Total fuckedness. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 10:00 PM (Zhwz2) 759
yeah, why would somebody worry about a bunch of ak toting thugs.
Because they can operate freely among sheep without even driving outside the city. I love these retards who think that they will be wandering freely over desolate landscape without any opposition or impediments. Digging in is almost always your best bet - along with plenty of trusted people. Armed AK toting thugs have a far greater world of opportunity becoming their neighborhood warlord and taking by force the nicest properties with well stocked liquor cabinets Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 10:00 PM (3hSHB) 760
yeah, why would somebody worry about a bunch of ak toting thugs.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:55 PM (Jyd1R Yes. I'm super scared of the untrained, drug addled Al toting yoots. I'm sure I can find a few buddies to be scared with me. We will tremble in fear as we advance our fire team in wedge. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2022 10:01 PM (PY/t0) 761
country > city
Posted by: quantum mechanic at July 25, 2022 10:01 PM (vcv8B) 762
Nood Ont
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 25, 2022 10:02 PM (MGB5H) 763
They were all locals, and knew that the other locals knew their forests. If one wanted to kill you, they would. End of story. Way too dangerous, so they just wouldn't go in.
Exactly. Back in the day, the reform school authorities would knock on my door when one of their convicts escaped and headed up towards Detroit (their home). At fifteen, I knew the woods better than anybody and I would track down runaways within minutes. Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 25, 2022 10:02 PM (3hSHB) 764
Yes. I'm super scared of the untrained, drug addled Al toting yoots. I'm sure I can find a few buddies to be scared with me. We will tremble in fear as we advance our fire team in wedge. yeah, that underestimating the enemy thing is always smart. Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 10:03 PM (Jyd1R) Posted by: 11B40 at July 25, 2022 10:04 PM (uuklp) 766
it is the hick contingent of the horde
+++ See, I knew it would only be a matter of time before he would resort to name calling. No one said anything like what you said. You are the one denigrating the rural preference of some members of the horde by saying that they were foolish to think they could defend themselves against ravaging city dwellers. You were the one who brought that up. My original comment was that city folk need country folk so not everyone should be forced to live in a city. That's it. Blaming the government for crazy fuel prices putting pressure on the people who want to live in the country. That and that only was my point. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 10:08 PM (Y+l9t) 767
Hallelujah. It is over!
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 10:10 PM (Y+l9t) 768
3. if you think that defending a farm or a rural home is going to be other than very hard, you are going to be very sorry.
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (Jyd1R) You really are a shit stirrer, and honestly believe that somehow you opinions are superior to everyone else's, don't you? Will you be happy once you have driven everyone away from these threads, or will you get lonely for the abuse? I have no problem defending my home in the city, nor my rural home. I don't know what your problems doing so are, but I can assure you that whatever they are, you will find a way to be contrary about it. Nobody comes here for the stress of dealing with an asshole, so from this point forward, I believe you will be treated like the troll under the bridge that you are. Have fun with that. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 25, 2022 10:16 PM (LOVUx) 769
Sharon,
Like the movie Wargames, the only move is not to play. Some online personas like to get people riled up for their amusement. Scogg in his various incarnations is an example. The basic facts are that we are all guessing about what MIGHT happen, even the US and state gubmints plus their minions. Best is to have a stock of food and medicine, learn a bit about past dealings with unpleasant social situations and build friendships with your neighbors or move somewhere you can. Some knowledge of personal defense techniques including OPsec is useful. Posted by: whig at July 25, 2022 10:16 PM (CXr4y) 770
Whig, you must not know me very well or you would have known that your comment is completely unnecessary.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 10:24 PM (Y+l9t) 771
Sharon, no, I dont know you so have a pleasant evening.
Posted by: whig at July 25, 2022 10:27 PM (CXr4y) 772
Whig, did not mean it in a nasty way, but I have spent the last couple of years doing exactly what you recommend including hitting the range every two weeks with a bunch of terrific morons, traveling to Texas to hone my skills and coming here whenever I can. I am here a lot so just surprised you didn't know that.
You have a good night. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2022 10:33 PM (Y+l9t) 773
>>>>in fairness, did you really think that or are you just saying you had a thought?
Posted by: confederatefifth at July 25, 2022 09:43 PM (Jyd1R)in Fair comment, after all you were trying to get me to argue with you over what you believed. Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2022 10:37 PM (xhaym) 774
At the end of the day, with violence trooping up your doorstep,
It is better to annihilate said threat...and then reload... because, frankly the Progressives/Marxists/Socialists are thinking they are THIS CLOSE...and will stop at nothing at this point. Now have a waffle cone....with double Chocolate ans some VUR....word Posted by: Nightwatch at July 25, 2022 10:46 PM (J00IM) 775
>>> 743 I have repeatedly stated that I believe we are decades from breakdown in the civil order, if it ever happens at all. However - if it does go down, the urban population will suffer immeasurably and die in the millions. Those who sally forth into the countryside, including regular and irregular armed forces will perish in a Hell of guerrilla war. No question. Total fuckedness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2022 09:53 PM (Zhwz2) Decades? I think that is optimistic given everything Stan's retarded asshoes are doing to try to break shit - eg most recently, Justin Castreau decreeing that Canadian farmers must use 30% less fertilizer, I suppose because he decided to emulate Stalin instead of his daddy now (ironic given his alleged support of KEEV!). Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 26, 2022 12:10 AM (llON8) 776
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