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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 10:01 PM (p1zK0)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 22, 2022 10:01 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 22, 2022 10:01 PM (ZSK0i)
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Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:02 PM (kf6Ak)
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Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:03 PM (foa6+)
It was to compensate for his small, midget sized package.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:03 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:04 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Theodore at July 22, 2022 10:04 PM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:04 PM (Wql2T)
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Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2022 10:06 PM (MGB5H)
Me? I'd opt for the Hypno-Toad ice cream bar. I'm seeing tracers just looking at it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 22, 2022 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:08 PM (G0bXQ)
*laughing*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:08 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 10:09 PM (BgMrQ)
You've really outdone yourself this time, WeirdDave.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:09 PM (ftFVW)
The upcoming Sunday Morning Book Thread has a couple of cautionary tales from Morons re: artificial intelligence...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Cindy C at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (EVIuY)
How can they pull their fake accounting tricks unless the percentage comes from
The net?
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (ZSK0i)
The second meme has me still laughing.
Cross fit lady is a dumb ass. Why do your jumps on the corner ?
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Yeah I did that once not knowing what it was, only it was like a tablespoon. My friend could not stop laughing.
Posted by: jewells45 at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (nxdel)
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (ftFVW
If I do it twice, that's a foot.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (G0bXQ)
The net?
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
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I think it's pretty well known in Hollywood that actors should *always* negotiate for a percentage of the GROSS revenue instead of the net revenue. An actor of Cruise's talent and pedigree can pretty much dictate his own terms, especially on films like Top Gun: Maverick and the Mission Impossible movies.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (K5n5d)
*gag*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter
Don't have to move your legs around the box. More efficient.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2022 10:12 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2022 10:13 PM (aeePL)
How can they pull their fake accounting tricks unless the percentage comes from The net?
Posted by: LASue
Seriously. I'll have to ask oldest son. He worked in accounting for Universal Pictures.
Quit after a short time -
"Dad, if I die out here in LA, tell Mom I was a pimp. It's more honorable."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 10:13 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (Zhwz2)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (CJAql)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:06 PM (7bRMQ)
Delicious. Mango too.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (kf6Ak)
Nah.
Posted by: LRob in TX at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (KTPXo)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/0
Please, let's not improve on the killer robot dogs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (A8l+0)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (Wql2T)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/0)
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*sigh* Don't go giving Skynet any crazy ideas on how to improve killer robots...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (fBY/Q)
I find it pretty cool that he bats (and swings golf clubs) backhand which seems unorthodox when you watch.
Also, as you might imagine, he has a really cool personality. I'd vote for him for President if he were on the ticket.
https://tinyurl.com/2up2u6u8
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now a Lurker at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (Z4ypc)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (EZebt)
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Ah, Psycho. A man after my own heart.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (aeePL)
Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (dTFZY)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 22, 2022 10:17 PM (nFUmW)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/0)
Calibrate this for the exact ammo in use and bingo
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 22, 2022 10:17 PM (hOUT3)
That was my idea.
Posted by: Scientology at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (b9JwF)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (oTZbj)
So will a water hose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2022 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (foa6+)
They had those in Doom.
Posted by: Half Dozen at July 22, 2022 10:19 PM (dJs6r)
Posted by: Romeo13
I think I've seen video of the robot dog sans rifle before. Guessing they'd have to do more than program to compensate. Strategically add weight or change leg configuration to allow application of more downward force. On the next one... Skynet.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 22, 2022 10:19 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (K5n5d)
On the bright side, when the grid goes down, it will be hard to keep the electrodogs on the move!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 22, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Robot Dog at July 22, 2022 10:20 PM (oTZbj)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2022 10:21 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:14 PM (oHd/
Yeah looks creepy but the track robot vehicle that is already in use doesn't have the muzzle rise.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 22, 2022 10:21 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:19 PM (ftFVW)
Yeah, the scary thing right now is taking off the shelf civilian technology, and weapoinizing it...
Drones with explosives make a really cheap surface to surface missile.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (4I/2K)
Well that's not funny at all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (G0bXQ)
This place fits the definition of flyover country and floriduh man at the same time.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (1DgE4)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 22, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
Something tells me that the super Robodog soldier isn't impervious to grenades.
$4 million soldiers will bankrupt you PDQ.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now a Lurker at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (Z4ypc)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (cupoy)
NOT the current shitty timeline with dementia-addled usurpers and fey Euroweenie Bond villains plotting mass starvation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (G0bXQ)
This can be exceptional, but also bland. Honestly, a lot of flavors are like that.
I think my favorite of all time: Borden Brand Vanilla (have not seen it in at least 20 years) and a light application of Hershey's syrup.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 22, 2022 10:21 PM (epFyj)
China has a bunch of those in service... sent them to the Indian border when their troops were having problems with the altitude.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (FVME7)
And HOW could they do the wasabi thing to a baby?? Soooooooooo mean! I still remember in college when a "friend" wanted me to eat a red hot pepper. I didn't because I knew but I'm still annoyed...
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
I'm cursed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 22, 2022 10:20 PM (hOUT3)
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Or they'll improve them to be like the Rat Things from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash...
Powered by radio-thermal isotopes and able to run on the ground at speeds exceeding Mach 1.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (2+9Cs)
That was my idea.
Posted by: Scientology at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (b9JwF)
I'm sure it's happen before it I've never heard of a contract based on the gross.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (epFyj)
$4 million soldiers will bankrupt you PDQ.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Now a Lurker at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (Z4ypc)
3. Profit...
We'll make it up on volume!
Posted by: Underpants Robot Engineer at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (atmen)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (epFyj)
This place fits the definition of flyover country and floriduh man at the same time.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (1DgE4)
I grew up in Tazewell county.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (sKIIv)
NEVER get the snow cone. It's just a solid chunk of ice. Trust me on this, I've tried it three times and they're always just a solid chunk of ice. The only way to get a snow cone is to go somewhere that makes snow cones. Ice cream trucks don't make snow cones. They sell solid chunks of ice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (olvLH)
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That dog was made by Boston Dynamics? How soon until Boston Dynamics morphs into Massive Dynamic and starts punching holes into parallel universes?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Romeo13
Speaking of drones, check this one out meow:
https://tinyurl.com/ysfekv8t
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:26 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:22 PM (G0bXQ)
Thanks! Now, on to the modern dating questions.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 10:26 PM (4I/2K)
I'm cursed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (kf6Ak)
Not cursed. Mosquitos have a predilection towards certain scents from humans. They just like how you waft.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:26 PM (G0bXQ)
There's a wheeled/tracked version too.
And kits are out there to upgrade commercial drones to carry rotary mags with SDB's (small diameter bombs.)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 10:26 PM (BFigT)
Pfft.
Just wait for my Woke remake of Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang (Bedknobs and Broomsticks for the Chinese market).
Posted by: Miklos, auteur at July 22, 2022 10:26 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:25 PM (K5n5d)
And just who is ACTUALLY funding the Hadron Collider???
Hmmm?????
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 10:27 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
LOL
Poodle hair grows so fast
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (epFyj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (nFUmW)
But I think my favorite adult flavor is the creamsicle. I suspect that makes me feel close to what so many people feel around Thanksgiving whenever that billion dollar pumpkin flavored coffee and cookie stuff starts hitting the shelves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (olvLH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm cursed
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (kf6Ak)
Not cursed. The skeeters just like humans who are as Stabby as they are.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a4EWo)
Co-inkydink! I have a daughter with a boyfriend in Colorado. You don't suppose . . . do you??
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (Iy8Rs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:29 PM (olvLH)
Posted by: Brooklyn Kid 1965 at July 22, 2022 10:29 PM (PIlQh)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2022 10:29 PM (MGB5H)
They'll also help you find a participating pharmacy, one that *will* fill those prescriptions.
Don't forget to have them load up on Vitamins C & D, and the minerals Zinc & Magnesium.. body needs all that to help defeat the 'vid!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2022 10:29 PM (tkOps)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a4EWo)
Valley Vet: Agrimectin 1% solution
Check out Ann Barnhardt's site for more info.
Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 22, 2022 10:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 10:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: bluebell
I would have thought that was fake, but sadly, i've watched enough "Cops" type shows to know that that is exactly what methheads look like.
The one on the right is Hunter in a couple of years.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Don't worry, we've neutralized Dr. Bishop. He shouldn't be wrecking the universe any time soon.
Posted by: Olivia Dunham at July 22, 2022 10:31 PM (ftFVW)
Wasn't a bad place to grow up and live. Then the meth came to town and it was a game changer.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 22, 2022 10:31 PM (1DgE4)
___
BD, DARPA, same diff.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 10:31 PM (Iy8Rs)
F them and their Skynet murder dogbots.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (Iy8Rs)
**kicks dirt**
Posted by: Murder Dog Bot at July 22, 2022 10:31 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
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So they really ARE like Massive Dynamic from the television series Fringe...which was set in Boston/New York...
I wonder if they have a real-life version of Walter Bishop locked away in a secret underground lab attempting to manufacture some strange substance that will tear apart the Earth (sorry, been reading some strange sci-fi this evening)...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (sKIIv)
Clearly I need to borrow AtC's flamethrower
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (+lVUW)
Advanced Furbies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirenberg-Political Hack Esq. at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (IAp3D)
Wasn't a bad place to grow up and live. Then the meth came to town and it was a game changer.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 22, 2022 10:31 PM (1DgE4)
I was there pre-meth. It was weed, heroin, and LSD
Posted by: Murder Dog Bot at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:28 PM (olvLH)
Pumpkin spice stuff will be on the shelves (maybe) by September 1st.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2022 10:34 PM (fBY/Q)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:34 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: BruceWayne
I can only get chocolate chip at Braums. The chips are just so small and perfectly distributed. Nothing else comes close.
Posted by: Olivia Dunham at July 22, 2022 10:34 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2022 10:34 PM (VwHCD)
Clearly I need to borrow AtC's flamethrower
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (kf6Ak)
It's in the shop. Sorry.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 22, 2022 10:35 PM (sKIIv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (G0bXQ)
Exactly why the Defense Dept wants them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 10:35 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (foa6+)
Freshmen year, male dorm outing to Pizza Hut for their buffet. We convinced a guy that the shaker of red stuff on the table was bacon bits. He loaded up and took a few bites. Called us all sons of motherless goats.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 10:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: pookysgirl has been around awhile at July 22, 2022 10:35 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2022 10:36 PM (atmen)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM
https://covid19criticalcare.com/
ivermectin-in-covid-19/covid-19-care-providers/
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 10:36 PM (nhb0i)
Advanced Furbies.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (BFigT)
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8' tall Cutie McWhiskers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Sure, why not?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:36 PM (K5n5d)
Soon to replace my current anti- phone spammer voice mail recording
Posted by: Miklos, thank'ee Guvna WD at July 22, 2022 10:36 PM (cyqls)
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This. Valleyvet, and get the 1% injectable solution. It's consumable (don't inject it). Go to FLCCC to see the most recent recommendations for treatment, and see the ratio of how much of the 1% solution to swallow (I put mine in Gatorade and could hardly taste it).
Enough time has passed that you can probably get the 1% solution at Tractor Supply or any other similar store. Just get the 1% Ivermectin, though. Don't get anything with "plus" or something like that added to the name.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:36 PM (olvLH)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 22, 2022 10:36 PM (mdjgu)
I wonder if they have a real-life version of Walter Bishop locked away in a secret underground lab attempting to manufacture some strange substance that will tear apart the Earth (sorry, been reading some strange sci-fi this evening)...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:33 PM (K5n5d)
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Walter would be cooking up some wicked LSD...that's always Job 1.
I loved Fringe. How could the same guys who made this coolness (JarJar Abrams and Alex Kurtzman) perpetrate such unholy necromancy on Star Wars and Star Trek?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 22, 2022 10:37 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It's weird that the military needs a new round that's capable of punching through plate body armor, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:38 PM (olvLH)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:34 PM (a4EWo)
LOL. Unless yours are now engaged, then they're not the same couple. Speedy recovery for them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 10:38 PM (4I/2K)
Here... sign this waiver.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 10:40 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 10:40 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Concerned 0331 at July 22, 2022 10:41 PM (8KKNI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2022 10:41 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 10:42 PM (FVME7)
It was to compensate for his small, midget sized package.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:03 PM (7bRMQ)
I'll bet it does.
Two girls at the same time, Baby!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 22, 2022 10:42 PM (ZOmYE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2022 10:24 PM (a4EWo)
Last time I spoke with Dr. Jorge Juetersonke in Colorado Springs, he was treating with the HCQ cocktail. I don't know what he is doing now since Paxlovid and the similar Moderna drug were introduced (liver-killers). I know of a pharmacy that will fill Ivermectin prescriptions in Cañon City.
If we want to take desperate measures, we could pick up a script in Cañon City in the morning and drop it somewhere north or east of there on our way out of town.
You know how to reach me.
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2022 10:43 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Miklos, guessificating at July 22, 2022 10:43 PM (cyqls)
Wasn't a bad place to grow up and live. Then the meth came to town and it was a game changer.
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80
It's happening in a lot of places. My sister lives in a rural/semi rural area that had always been nice. A few years ago I noticed on the news that there were a few murders out there. I asked her what was going on, and she said, "Meth".
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2022 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
----------------
Watched all those Schwarzenegger movies and never questioned where they got the power.
Skynet dies quickly and quietly.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:43 PM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Lt. Harashimoto at July 22, 2022 10:44 PM (cyqls)
Send in a drone with a blanket. Lights out for murder dog.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2022 10:44 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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That's what happens when cops don't do their job.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:45 PM (Wql2T)
Here... sign this waiver.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 10:40 PM (BFigT)
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Hmmm. What does the Second Amendment say about keeping a squad of armed robot dogs by your side? I'll assume they are slaved to an app on your smartphone...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2022 10:45 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 10:46 PM (nhb0i)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 22, 2022 10:42 PM (ZOmYE)
Yeah, but one of them is...dang! Old brain. The fat, ugly broad who looks like Sheik Mo from 9/11. Oh, Rosie O.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2022 10:46 PM (7bRMQ)
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The first couple of seasons were golden!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent
The last season could have been better, but that happens with so many shows. They've got to wrap up storylines that have been in work for years in the space of one season.
I especially love the zeppelins in the alternate universe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
https://covid19criticalcare.com/ivermectin
-in-covid-19/covid-19-care-providers/
We used a doc who worked through MediStation virtual consultation and had a poor experience (wrong dosage) so I don't recommend that particular provider.
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2022 10:46 PM (6RgRK)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (mdjgu)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (X5CsJ)
https://covid19criticalcare.com/pharmacies/
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (6RgRK)
I especially love the zeppelins in the alternate universe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
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I agree. I think the mystery of the Observers should never have been explained. Sometimes it's best to leave a few threads hanging.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 10:48 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Theodore at July 22, 2022 10:48 PM (GJnvT)
I'm smelling a new Food Channel show, Flamethrower Flambe! Cooking the Manly Way!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent----
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That's kind of already a thing. There are several brands of small, and not so small, gas (butane/propane) torches made for searing meat.
Posted by: irright at July 22, 2022 10:48 PM (T+bch)
Posted by: Lt. Harashimoto at July 22, 2022 10:44 PM
It's Navajo...
Posted by: Zettai
*stares blankly*
Posted by: Lt. Harashimoto was make Code Talker joke at July 22, 2022 10:48 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (X5CsJ)
It is dosed according to weight (marked on the plunger), so a half ton horse gets a bigger dose than a 150 pound human... it's proportional. Chase it with a spoon of yogurt, and Bob's yer uncle.
And, all the other stuff above: D, C, zinc, magnesium. And read, or re-read what Ann Bernhardt has on her "ivermectin " tab at her site. It's all good.
Hope they get quick relief.
Posted by: Appycay at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (zGcp1)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
They really like spaghetti.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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That's what happens when cops don't do their job.
Posted by: Braenyard
If I remember correctly, she had said that some local officials were involved in the meth business.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2022 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
___________
Good question and one that probably would fester in the courts for years. In the meantime... my robo-watch dogs are killing machines without remorse. Or a law to stop them. I'd look at them as something akin to an electric fence. Put up a sign and be done with it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 10:50 PM (BFigT)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2022 10:50 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 10:50 PM (Iy8Rs)
.. in the health care field, $3.9B is small potatoes
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:50 PM (X5CsJ)
I especially love the zeppelins in the alternate universe.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:46 PM (ftFVW)
The craziest part is that I had that dream about 20 years ago. It was very memorable.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 10:51 PM (r46W7)
Posted by: SMOD
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China and Russia already know all the employees at DHS and Treasury. Wonder who did it?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:51 PM (Wql2T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2022 10:51 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Buffalo Miklos at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:45 PM (K5n5d)
Sorry, Unconstitutional as Slavery is now outlawed!
Posted by: ATF at July 22, 2022 10:53 PM (oHd/0)
*
THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!
- Gay and bisexual men
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Norway only has EVs because the government has guns at July 22, 2022 10:53 PM (olvLH)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:53 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (wpTFm)
https://covid19criticalcare.com/pharmacies/
Posted by: Emmie
yer making us look bad
Posted by: The CDC, AMA, Surgeon General, etc. etc at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (X5CsJ)
I'm sure there is a video of the infection.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (Ti+Tv)
"Let's see . . . 0.20 times $1,246,165,887.00 is . . . $249,233,177.40. I wonder what Rebecca De Mornay is doing for dinner tonight?"
*Puts on Bob Seger*
*Dances in underwear*
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Theodore at July 22, 2022 10:48 PM (GJnvT)
That old scam? Nobody's used it for years. But it's easy to set up a wire for paste posting.
Posted by: H Gondorf at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (7bRMQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Also, I had a hard time with the Peter Bishop/Olivia Dunham relationship. I was a shade young for "Dawson's Creek" and my main point of reference for Joshua Jackson was as the gay friend shagging the football player in "Cruel Intentions." Couldn't square that circle in my mind.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 10:55 PM (ftFVW)
https://tinyurl.com/44ms53sb
Posted by: Pvt Hudson at July 22, 2022 10:55 PM (4I/2K)
NOT the current shitty timeline with dementia-addled usurpers and fey Euroweenie Bond villains plotting mass starvation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Analog Hipster at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
I saw a report today that the Dutch population has started to buy food directly from the farmers, squeezing out the grocery stores.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2022 10:55 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Benedict at July 22, 2022 10:55 PM (cyqls)
There were 673 shootings in the first half of 2022, double the number from the same period three years earlier.
“We will not stop until gun violence stops,” said Wheeler, noting that Portland’s rate of gun violence has risen far faster than peer cities, such as Minneapolis and San Francisco.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:56 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
Artificial Intelligence will never overcome natural stupidity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 10:56 PM (wpTFm)
Posted by: Buffalo Miklos at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (cyqls)
Howdy there my Palmetto State friend!
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2022 10:56 PM (yUjc0)
There were 673 shootings in the first half of 2022, double the number from the same period three years earlier.
“We will not stop until gun violence stops,” said Wheeler, noting that Portland’s rate of gun violence has risen far faster than peer cities, such as Minneapolis and San Francisco.
If only there were some force to police the evil doers...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (Bd6X8)
*Puts on Bob Seger*
*Dances in underwear*
Posted by: Sharkman
Ace should charge Big Bucks for one night use of the Time Machine
Posted by: Miklos so advises at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (cyqls)
Still, I love you all. That's kind of everything I want to state.
Man, I bet those MoMes are LIT.
PS: Robert the Cat (TM) is...well, I want to say "kind of a right bastard" but that's unkind so I will say "Slow on adopting the program."
Don't ask me if I have regretted my decisions.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (m0zqP)
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (yUjc0)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 10:54 PM (Ti+Tv)
Watching it as we speak.
Posted by: FBI at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (7bRMQ)
"Let's see . . . 0.20 times $1,246,165,887.00 is . . . $249,233,177.40. I wonder what Rebecca De Mornay is doing for dinner tonight?
She's having applesauce and Geritol.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 10:57 PM (Ti+Tv)
I think you meant "I wonder what is Rebecca De Mornay's daughter is doing for dinner tonight?"
Posted by: lowandslow at July 22, 2022 10:58 PM (qH6FZ)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:58 PM (foa6+)
Portland: 207% increase
Minneapolis: 104% increase
Atlanta: 54% increase
San Francisco: 53% increase
Denver: 47% increase
Nashville: 23% increase
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:58 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 22, 2022 10:23 PM (FVME7)
My wife started cutting my hair because I had electric clippers.
Haircuts are a message, my first one's message was "released on community Supervision"
(My ratty beard did not help)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2022 10:58 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 10:59 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 10:56 PM (wpTFm)
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Just like there is no such thing as "idiot proof." There's always at least one idiot that is clever enough to find a workaround through sheer ignorance...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:59 PM (K5n5d)
I might die
*gasping*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby
Respond and show doggie how it's done
Posted by: Miklos, spare the reek, spoil the dog at July 22, 2022 10:59 PM (cyqls)
I'd have expected the first cross-over pridepox infestation to happen in a public skoo, given the number of homosexuals employed by those institutions...
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 10:59 PM (Hudzg)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2022 10:15 PM (Wql2T)
Not available in Edmonton. Seriously. They changed the name of the football team from "Eskimos" to "Elks" because "Eskimo" was deemed to be "rayciss". Faggots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:00 PM (wpTFm)
https://bit.ly/3On9W2Q
Wonder what happened over the last couple years to push him that direction.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 22, 2022 11:00 PM (Bd6X8)
((((HUG))))
Posted by: Iris
LOL, you are right.
Thanks though
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 11:00 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
It's sold under the Gwyneth Paltrow brand?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (tkOps)
https://youtu.be/5D-qRIXYvOE
Posted by: Sharkman
You ready Bruce?
Yeah.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Gingy at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (GpUUo)
Typical of this trend is an op-ed in the Washington Post by Leana Wen, one of the chief minimizers of the Omicron variant who has supported all of the Biden administration’s unscientific policies. Wen writes, “President Biden’s covid-19 diagnosis is an opportunity for his administration to demonstrate the success of his leadership on the pandemic and what living with the coronavirus looks like.” She adds, “Biden should use his illness as an opportunity to inform the public that covid-19 is a manageable disease for almost everyone, so long as they use the tools available to them.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (oTZbj)
So will a water hose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 10:18 PM (G0bXQ)
A sprayer loaded with black paint would do a number on their "vision" capabilities, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (wpTFm)
heh
I've got a fiver on Natural Selection
But will hedge if needed. And I don't think that'll be necessary. Hopefully.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2022 11:02 PM (BFigT)
https://youtu.be/5D-qRIXYvOE
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 10:59 PM (A2uPQ)
I watched The Gray Man on Netflix tonight with my son. It was entertaining. A bit like John Wick meets the Avengers.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 11:02 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: MSavage at July 22, 2022 11:02 PM (NUe40)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
It's sold under the Gwyneth Paltrow brand?
Posted by: Jim
Isn't that what they use to make artificial vanilla flavor?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:02 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
So, what are we gonna do with all these extra words for "snow"?
Posted by: no, no Nanook at July 22, 2022 11:03 PM (cyqls)
I might die
*gasping*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby
Respond and show doggie how it's done
Posted by: Miklos
Crop dusting ftw
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 22, 2022 11:03 PM (U2p+3)
https://youtu.be/5D-qRIXYvOE
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 10:59 PM (A2uPQ)
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I find it interesting that at one point, JW and his foe are shooting at each other point blank and apparently not hitting each other. Some crazy gun kata going on there, I guess...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 11:03 PM (K5n5d)
Posted by: InCali at July 22, 2022 11:03 PM (eFvmN)
https://bit.ly/3On9W2Q
Wonder what happened over the last couple years to push him that direction.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Other People.
Hell
Posted by: Jean-Paul Miklos-Sartre at July 22, 2022 11:04 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The point blank arrow shot to the face had me cheering.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2022 11:05 PM (MGB5H)
Oh, like HCQ and Ivermectin? Maybe some Vitamin D? Or how about those monoclonal antibody treatments?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 22, 2022 11:05 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2022 10:10 PM (K5n5d)
I like how Perfesser gives us little book thread teasers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 11:05 PM (kf6Ak)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (mdjgu)
I think they had to get married really fast, or something
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (xhaym)
I was once approached by an Eskimo woman who'd asked me what I thought about anal, and I told her I really wasn't Inuit...
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (Hudzg)
I think in one of the movies he had a kevlar weave in the suit, which might be why he's hiding his head behind his arm in that shot.
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (kOpft)
Typical of this trend is an op-ed in the Washington Post by Leana Wen, one of the chief minimizers of the Omicron variant who has supported all of the Biden administration’s unscientific policies. Wen writes, “President Biden’s covid-19 diagnosis is an opportunity for his administration to demonstrate the success of his leadership on the pandemic and what living with the coronavirus looks like.” She adds, “Biden should use his illness as an opportunity to inform the public that covid-19 is a manageable disease for almost everyone, so long as they use the tools available to them.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (X5CsJ)
Illness. Disease. Biden bravely soldiers on. 🙄
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2022 10:49 PM (r46W7)
It's sold under the Gwyneth Paltrow brand?
Jim
Burning the candle at both ends
Posted by: Miklos declines his own card at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (cyqls)
In other words, tell mask-Karen to STFU and DIAF.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2022 10:03 PM (63Dwl)
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It's for the Southern Hemisphere.
Posted by: Ciampino - stand on your head at July 22, 2022 11:07 PM (qfLjt)
The Girl Scouts were appealing a court decision in favor of the Boy Scouts that their use of the word "scouting" did not violate the Girl Scouts trademarks.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:07 PM (X5CsJ)
https://youtu.be/BeI5-JK7Poo
There is a Balrog, which is nice.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:08 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Zettai
Declined
Posted by: Readers' Digest "Dads Say the Funniest Things" at July 22, 2022 11:08 PM (cyqls)
I was once approached by an Eskimo woman who'd asked me what I thought about anal, and I told her I really wasn't Inuit...
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 11:06 PM (Hudzg)
Well, apparently you have never "laughed" with Nanook of the North's wife.
Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2022 11:08 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:56 PM (X5CsJ)
Mmmm. Decriminalize drugs, allow homelessness, and refuse to prosecute criminals in the name of equity.
Guns are the problem.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2022 11:10 PM (xhaym)
Fun fact: Pekin IL was so named because its founders thought it was exactly opposite Peking, China on the globe. (It isn't.) Its high school teams were (literally) called the Chinks up until about 1980, when they switched to the Dragons.
Posted by: Secret Square at July 22, 2022 11:10 PM (jqnNT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 22, 2022 10:47 PM (mdjgu)
I think they had to get married really fast, or something
Posted by: Kindltot
They realized she was pregnant when she didn't go on the Ragu
Posted by: Miklos will surrender peacefully at July 22, 2022 11:10 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 10:11 PM (foa6+)
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Y'all remember the crow with a machine gun?
Posted by: Ciampino - The Elephant Jokebook at July 22, 2022 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2022 11:11 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (X5CsJ)
Geeze, you know who lives in DC, is gay, and has an infant child?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:11 PM (wpTFm)
I think you meant "I wonder what is Rebecca De Mornay's daughter is doing for dinner tonight?"
Posted by: lowandslow at July 22, 2022 10:58 PM (qH6FZ)
Nah, Rebecca is still pretty hawt... still a 1 IMO.
Posted by: ATF at July 22, 2022 11:11 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Miklos from the Akashic Files AKA Internets at July 22, 2022 11:12 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (X5CsJ)
Geeze, you know who lives in DC, is gay, and has an infant child?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:11 PM (wpTFm)
So, since the vector for monkey pox seems to be Gay Men, it is clear they must remain indoors, social distance, and close all their businesses...
For the Childrenz.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2022 11:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: InCali at July 22, 2022 11:03 PM (eFvmN)
I recognize some names over there in the comment section.
They are so weird, they are . . . Focused and on topic so often.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2022 11:14 PM (xhaym)
For the Childrenz.
Posted by: Romeo13
Clearly
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2022 11:14 PM (kf6Ak)
This interview has aged like a fine wine
https://bit.ly/3zscokk
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 22, 2022 11:15 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:15 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Gingy at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (GpUUo)
That probably never occurred to them, although I am sure they could dig up an Eskimo Grievance Studies professor if they looked hard enough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:15 PM (wpTFm)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2022 11:15 PM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Miklos will surrender peacefully at July 22, 2022 11:10 PM
*snort
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 11:15 PM (e9p3Y)
Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2022 11:16 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 22, 2022 11:16 PM (Do5/p)
*Sharkman parachutes through her roof and removes child from obviously deranged parent's home*
What the Hell is wrong with that Mom? Sure, "help" was cute, but giving a toddler that nuclear powered green shit? You're nuts.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:01 PM (X5CsJ)
You mean "tools" like Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine, sugartits?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM (wpTFm)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM (A2uPQ)
I grew up in the 70s. I don't understand your sentence.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:18 PM (G0bXQ)
Yang Kyoungjong: "Errrr, well . . . How much time ya got?"
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:18 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM
I imagine that happens all the time in Japan...
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 11:19 PM (e9p3Y)
Let's talk about a Japanese soldier named Ueno captured in 1945 in Manchuria as the USSR attacked Japan. Him and his compatriots like those in the German army were kept after the war as slave labor.
But unlike the German POWs and most of the Japanese POWs, Ueno and many other Japanese were kept by the Soviets.
In 2000 Ueno was formally declared dead in Japan. In 2006 in Kiev he showed up to request help from his Japanese countryman. Turns out there was something like 400 Japanese POWs still alive in the former Soviet Union.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:20 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM (A2uPQ)
Right? I am a fan of spicy, but wasabi is on a whole 'nother level. Clears the nasal passages, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 22, 2022 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:21 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: chris+opher at July 22, 2022 11:21 PM (6yhwf)
What the Hell is wrong with that Mom? Sure, "help" was cute, but giving a toddler that nuclear powered green shit? You're nuts.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM (A2uPQ)
My hero! Shakes head at Count do Monet...
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 11:22 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:17 PM
I imagine that happens all the time in Japan...
Posted by: Zettai
Bushido baby
Posted by: Miklos-san, lookin' kinda good in this kimono Hunter gave me at July 22, 2022 11:22 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I keep hearing "public service announcements" describing, but not naming, Paxlovid for treatment of the coof. I've noticed that they don't have the long stream of possible side effects at the end of what amounts to an advertisement, I think because they don't name it. Of course the "message" is sponsored by Pfizer.
Also find it ironic that they named it Paxlovid. I mean, it didn't do well in theaters but a ton of people have seen Serenity, in which the drug that wipes our fictional planet Miranda is called the PAX. I want to go back to reality.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:23 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: chris+opher at July 22, 2022 11:21 PM (6yhwf)
I think Britain has begun to acknowledge vaxx injuries, and offer compensation. Check Mark Steyn's website.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:23 PM (wpTFm)
I imagine that happens all the time in Japan...
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 11:19 PM (e9p3Y)
OK that's funny but I imagine it's not the FIRST hot food item a Japanese baby tastes..
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 11:24 PM (foa6+)
He was asked if any series matched his own. He replied "none of them."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:25 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2022 11:22 PM (foa6+)
What did I do now?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:25 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:25 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:26 PM (X5CsJ)
They are so weird, they are . . . Focused and on topic so often.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2022 11:14 PM (xhaym)
Actually, I like our... frenetic and someone haphazard approach to topics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:27 PM (dNqv+)
I am tired of losing Morons. As Ace would say, quit fucking dying, you guys.
I have friends in meat-space, but I still have to be careful around certain subjects, my own sons included.
Still, time is unrelenting. I am less than a decade from retirement, provided I will able to do so.
Nevertheless. Rest in Peace, Dave.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 22, 2022 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:27 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2022 11:27 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:28 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMOD
Pardon my language, but... fuck them right in the ear.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:29 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2022 11:27 PM (h1jJh)
I think Uvalde brought in many out-of-town cowards, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:29 PM (wpTFm)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2022 11:29 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:29 PM (ftFVW)
Kinky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:30 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:30 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:26 PM (X5CsJ)
--
The correct term for them is attention whores
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2022 11:31 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:32 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2022 11:32 PM (7uHaa)
Posted by: Ear Sex Connoisseur at July 22, 2022 11:33 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2022 11:34 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2022 11:32 PM (7uHaa)
LT Frank Drebin would disagree.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 22, 2022 11:34 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 11:34 PM (fKYST)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:32 PM
Ah, the coal rolling jet of the aviation world.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:34 PM (mE7cY)
I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has rushed to judgment and besmirched the good name of every Republican, past and present. "And yes honey, even Grandpa", I was forced to say.
I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."
When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the Democrats doing this to the country?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:35 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2022 11:35 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ear Sex Connoisseur at July 22, 2022 11:33 PM (ftFVW)
And if you thought after a day at the pool getting all the water out of your ear was bad...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:35 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
I just started reading Martha Wells' "Murderbot Diaries" series. Human/Android "construct" who is a security drone of sorts tries to figure out life whilst also preventing itself from being triggered into mass murder by shoddy "governor module".
I'm not explaining it properly. The series is well-written and the protagonist is sympathetic and funny. Lots of musings on what it means to be alive and human.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:36 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2022 11:36 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:36 PM (dNqv+)
God bless you sir; you displayed your thoughts in a manner with the appearance of being respectful, all the while, you were slaying the enemy without having to raising the black flag.
Posted by: Mark in SC at July 22, 2022 11:36 PM (lJkJp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2022 11:34 PM (EZebt)
They really need to make an "Aero Pinochet" video game. It ought to be a hot seller.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2022 11:37 PM (wpTFm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:36 PM (dNqv+)
Beautiful, but hard to handle. Like a supermodel.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:38 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:38 PM (mE7cY)
Not talking performance, just rule of cool. F-86 is also a contender.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:39 PM (dNqv+)
YF-17 lost to the F-16 for the USAF LWF program. Navy liked the two engines so McDonnell-Douglas revamped it and created a plane with no commonality with the YF-17.
McDonnell-Douglas proceeded to knife Northrop in the back by marketing their F-18 to foreign nations thus preventing Northrop from selling their F-18L. So Northrop became a sub-contractor to the plane they originally designed.
Then the F-18 Mafia pounced after the A-12 folded to create a new plane that looked like an F-18. But it shared no major components with the F-18. MDD and the Navy lied to Congress by calling it the F-18E.
And the Super Bugs still can't match the F-14D in capabilities.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:39 PM (M1GGW)
I am tired of losing Morons. As Ace would say, quit fucking dying, you guys.
I have friends in meat-space, but I still have to be careful around certain subjects, my own sons included.
Still, time is unrelenting. I am less than a decade from retirement, provided I will able to do so.
Nevertheless. Rest in Peace, Dave.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 22, 2022 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)
I was just reading that thread to catch up. He was a funny dude. I saw he was at the texas MoMe. I didn't even know he was there, unless it was the years I didn't go. Did he go to any of the last 2 texas mome's?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2022 11:39 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:29 PM (ftFVW)
Kinky.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Depends
Feather or the whole chicken?
Posted by: HI-YOOOO in best Ed McMahon voice at July 22, 2022 11:40 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 11:42 PM (X5CsJ)
https://youtu.be/Lb16CEhqDnw
Posted by: Chuck C at July 22, 2022 11:42 PM (hOAT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:42 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:42 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Death Race 2000 with flight and ejection sim
Posted by: Miklos is the voice of a couple of video games at July 22, 2022 11:43 PM (cyqls)
Defender, but in reverse.
Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2022 11:44 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bonus loot for shooting them on the way down, get legendary or exotic armor and weapons.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2022 11:44 PM (VwHCD)
"I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"
"Forbin Project"
"Terminator"
Posted by: Anna Puma
Ex Machina
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:45 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:34 PM (mE7cY)
Yeah, make the rice burner cars with the coffee can exhausts and thumping bass woofers go home and park it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:45 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 22, 2022 11:46 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: SMOD
Then Grandpa began work on the hidden door to the attic.
You can play with your friend Anne Frank!
Posted by: Miklosread this history book at July 22, 2022 11:46 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trying to be Moar Funnier at July 22, 2022 11:46 PM (x8Wzq)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media
*scroll down
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2022 11:35 PM
https://nitter.moomoo.me/kbdabear/media
Posted by: Zettai at July 22, 2022 11:47 PM (2+9Cs)
The vent in each LEX on the F-18 made such a fierce vortex against the tails they were filled in.
Still the tails wanted to wag from the vortexes coming off the LEXs so what looks like an antenna about halfway down each side of the fuselage instead functions to break up the vortex before reaching the tail.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:48 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:49 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I wasn't expecting much when I saw Ex Machina but was pleasantly surprised. Kind of interesting seeing the micro version of the dangers of tech as opposed to world killing (like Terminator which I also like). Had a really engaging conversation on the way home afterward, too.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 22, 2022 11:50 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: desperate Hollywood hacks at July 22, 2022 11:50 PM (jqb5p)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 22, 2022 11:51 PM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:51 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries
Having an armed lunatic show up at his house.
Being repeatedly SWATted by the loving Progressive Left
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:51 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Ladies of The Villages (not far from St. Aug-wink wink) at July 22, 2022 11:52 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---------
[recalls movie 'The Last Chase']
Clip of, reputedly, last flying F-86
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdiB1a2ok-s
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2022 11:52 PM (Go9h8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNtC1pdwico
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 11:53 PM (fKYST)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:49 PM (A2uPQ)
She and I are practically related!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:53 PM (4I/2K)
Evening horde.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 11:54 PM (YglAn)
https://youtu.be/5D-qRIXYvOE
This well's not entirely dry yet!
Posted by: desperate Hollywood hacks at July 22, 2022 11:50 PM (jqb5p)
One of the biggest things they did with John Wick was actually leave a LOT of stuff vague. The sequels (from what I have seen of trailers) violated that refreshing and completely uncommon wisdom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:54 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 11:54 PM (fKYST)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2022 11:55 PM (oFI8g)
https://tinyurl.com/ynjj84an
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2022 11:55 PM (M1GGW)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
The very last scene of that teaser is Fat Larry Fishburne holding up a bulletproof suit. JW is wearing that when he's fighting the Japanese dude with the samurai sword. JW is blocking bullets with his sleeve, and samurai guy is blocking bullets with his sword. Hey! It could happen!!!
Now I have to go watch Equilibrium for some really prime Gun Kata!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:56 PM (A2uPQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdiB1a2ok-s
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2022 11:52 PM (Go9h
Such a beautiful plane. Also strikes me as the height of 50's design cues.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:56 PM (dNqv+)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2022 11:56 PM (fKYST)
Evening horde.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2022 11:54 PM (YglAn)
That gets a might uncomfortable. May the needed parts and a good technician appear on the morrow.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 22, 2022 11:58 PM (1IRGY)
Posted by: SMOD
Politician and Bureaucrat Lamppost Reconciliation Act introduced by me
Posted by: Miklos in the Name of the People at July 22, 2022 11:59 PM (cyqls)
Posted by: TB at July 22, 2022 11:59 PM (LJrwl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Saw a babe at a rally holding up a sign that said:
"If masks actually worked they would be banned like Hydroxychloroquine."
I think she's got a point.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2022 11:59 PM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Miklos in the Name of the People
__
If only...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:00 AM (fKYST)
Posted by: Miklos
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Contender for 'Worst Movie Ever Made'
OTOH, I once dated one of the starlets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 12:00 AM (wwcKe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2022 11:57 PM (4I/2K)
Been that way since Monday. I love having home warranty but the waiting time sucks.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 23, 2022 12:00 AM (YglAn)
https://tinyurl.com/52w9efjv
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 22, 2022 11:58 PM (1IRGY)
Thought you might be pulling a bait and switch. Like this.
https://tinyurl.com/zej3ynpa
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2022 12:00 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2022 12:01 AM (DJTo3)
___
My grandbabies love sushi. They love shoyu (soy sauce).
They tolerate a tiny bit of wasabi.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:02 AM (fKYST)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 23, 2022 12:02 AM (YglAn)
https://tinyurl.com/zej3ynpa
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I love furry elbows.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 23, 2022 12:03 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2022 12:01 AM
My VPN (ExpressVPN) has always worked well -- I get the occasional 'banned-IP address' warning -- but, otherwise, no problems...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 12:03 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
___
I use Nord.
Haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:04 AM (+RMAp)
Yeah, an F-15 or F-16 can zoom rings around it, but the Phantom had the most intimidating visage of all of the supersonic jets.
F-22s look almost "polite" in their gracefulness, and the F-35 and Musk's e-pickup might as well share interchangeable external panels. Each is about as graceful as Rosie O'Donnell in toe-shoes and a tutu.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:04 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:05 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I would say the F-14 Tomcat is our coolest looking JET fighter.
The F-4 Phantom being.our coolest looking ROCKET fighter.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2022 12:07 AM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 12:07 AM (2+9Cs)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2022 12:08 AM (0ocXn)
___
Tomcat FTW.
Being a Navy brat during the height of its popularity, I'm kinda biased.
Especially with them toying with the Zeroes in The Final Countdown.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:09 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Anna Puma
The USSR was a place of infinite evil run by insane people. Russia today is much better, but still run by insane people. Remaining prisoner of war 55 years after war's end and 11 years after the USSR came apart? What a tragedy.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2022 12:10 AM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2022 12:11 AM (KWsp5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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[raises hand]
Yup. Has happened twice or three times in the last week.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 12:12 AM (2e5RV)
Posted by: Sharkman
___
The USSA is a place of infinite evil run by insane people.
Currently holding political prisoners.
What a tragedy.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:13 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2022 11:55 PM (oFI8g)
what in the fuck language was that?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2022 12:13 AM (VwHCD)
How is that snivelling ladyboy twat still mayor?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2022 12:14 AM (DJTo3)
https://tinyurl.com/2h77ybfk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2022 12:14 AM (dNqv+)
Words to the effect that it just did what you thought you wanted it to do, naturally and without effort.
It is certainly the most graceful of all of the pre-supersonic era jets. Most of the Brit jets of the era looked like someone threw a magnet into a junkyard, and stuck a jet engine in it. French jets of that era were graceful, and remain so through the end of the Mirage era. Eurofighter and Rafal though, as far as "looks"? *shudder*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:15 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___
I only understood the first sentence.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:15 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:09 AM (+RMAp)
An underappreciated gem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2022 12:15 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
___
I only understood the first sentence.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:15 AM (+RMAp)
By context, I am assuming Hockey?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2022 12:16 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I will always have a fondness for the movie, since we moved to Pearl Harbor around the same time that movie came out in 1980.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:16 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 12:17 AM (TnoEl)
Posted by: TB at July 23, 2022 12:17 AM (LJrwl)
Posted by: Theodore at July 23, 2022 12:18 AM (GJnvT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Sound like a dialect of Canadian. Extra Credit: Cricket explained for baseball fans. Degree of difficulty: 8.41.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpbtLIxYBk
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 23, 2022 12:18 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2022 11:55 PM (oFI8g)
what in the fuck language was that?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Smells like a dialect of sportsballz.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 23, 2022 12:18 AM (DJTo3)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Coming home from WestPac in '91 a couple of Tomcats did a flyby of my ship. First one broke the sound barrier. Second one flew down the side of the ship with wings extended, starboard wingtip about 50 feet off the water. Great fun. Used to have photos of both but they got lost in one of many moves and/or divorces.
Gorgeous plane.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2022 12:19 AM (A2uPQ)
The Panther also was small. How small, you ask?
Overall length and wingspan, approximately that of a single engine Piper Arrow.
But the Panther weighed a lot more, and was *just* a wee bit faster.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:19 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:16 AM (+RMAp)
I like the choice the Captain makes with regards to stopping the Pearl Harbor attacks- even though because, history, it does not matter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2022 12:19 AM (dNqv+)
Just leave it in the closet until that special moment then stick it in the window and sleep.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 12:19 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Sharkman
___
The USSA is a place of infinite evil run by insane people.
Currently holding political prisoners.
What a tragedy.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:13 AM (+RMAp)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the comparison.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2022 12:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
___
Yep.
Though it would be tempting...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:21 AM (+RMAp)
Hard to pick a favorite but mine'll always be the Tomcat. With the A-10 in second place just because it pisses off all the USAF generals while our boots on on ground folks love it.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2022 12:21 AM (A2uPQ)
Just leave it in the closet until that special moment then stick it in the window and sleep.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 12:19 AM (Wql2T)
Bingo. I had a whole new system done in December just so it was ready for the season, and I still made sure I got a backup window unit sitting in the basement just in case. 2 days without AC and I'm ready for a 3 state killing spree.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2022 12:23 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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We truly have no room to talk about other nations doing people wrong.
Not when you have Americans, some of them Veterans who were wounded and whatnot in the service of this nation, currently being held as political prisoners because of their wrongthink.
Will this "red wave" in November do anything to free these men and women?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:24 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:15 AM (+RMAp)
Oh, thank heavens! I thought it was just me...
Posted by: Iris at July 23, 2022 12:24 AM (foa6+)
Currently holding political prisoners.
What a tragedy.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
Yep. Enraging.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2022 12:25 AM (A2uPQ)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:25 AM (+RMAp)
And now, the latest "trick" that General Bullwinkle wants to try, is to freakin' GIVE our A-10s to Ukraine, along with however much "training" it takes for the Uke pilots to not Lawn Dart the thing on the first pass.
How CONVIENIENT! Let's the Generals puff out their chests about "killing" Soviet armor. Also lets the Generals splooge their wet dreams in ridding the USAF of the A-10, altogether, in one fell swoop.
Bass. Turds.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:25 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2022 11:36 PM (dNqv+)
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SR-71 Blackbird
Posted by: Ciampino - It looks really cool from any angle at July 23, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Yep.
But The Good Idea Fairy doesn't play favorites at the five-sided nuthouse.
And right now, some of the more sane elements over there are trying to unf*ck that chicken in regards to recruitment and retainment.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:28 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Ciampino - It looks really cool from any angle at July 23, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Touche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 23, 2022 12:28 AM (dNqv+)
Posted by: Shiggz (cool ranch MAGA) at July 23, 2022 12:28 AM (0SrVS)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:05 AM (+RMAp)
Thanks. Each time I see yours I say the phrase in my head. It fits you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2022 12:28 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2022 12:29 AM (89T5c)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:30 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 23, 2022 12:30 AM (A2uPQ)
It is certainly the most graceful of all of the pre-supersonic era jets. Most of the Brit jets of the era looked like someone threw a magnet into a junkyard, and stuck a jet engine in it. French jets of that era were graceful, and remain so through the end of the Mirage era. Eurofighter and Rafal though, as far as "looks"? *shudder*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:15 AM (tkOps)
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Yager was biased.
The European Typhoon is a nice looking jet.
Posted by: Ciampino - Yager broke the SB with an F-86 at July 23, 2022 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Not when you have Americans, some of them Veterans who were wounded and whatnot in the service of this nation, currently being held as political prisoners because of their wrongthink.
Will this "red wave" in November do anything to free these men and women?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:24 AM (+RMAp)
I would think so if they don't want to end up sharing deep holes in the ground with their dem buddies should shit go colander face mask world. The way things are going out in the world I don't think they got many chances left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2022 12:30 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Reading a lot of this stuff, it's just what I do.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:31 AM (+RMAp)
+100
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 23, 2022 12:32 AM (89T5c)
Yager was biased.
The European Typhoon is a nice looking jet.
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Yaeger, my typo and twice to boot.
Posted by: Ciampino - Yaeger broke the SB with an F-86 at July 23, 2022 12:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 23, 2022 12:33 AM (3/XaG)
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SR-71 Blackbird
Posted by: Ciampino - It looks really cool from any angle at July 23, 2022 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Gotta go with Ciampino on this one. The SR-71 is the hottest/coolest jet, ever made. But the F-4 Phantom remains the most intimidating visage ever flown in supersonic flight. It could kill you (or it's crew) in SO many ways. The SR-71 was not a killing machine. It's Y-12 counterpart had that capability*, but insofar as I know, was never deployed in that configuration. *Pheonix Missile*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:33 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2022 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2022 10:52 PM (X5CsJ)
Yeah, probably illegal "household contact".
Posted by: InCali at July 23, 2022 12:33 AM (eFvmN)
Posted by: PabloD at July 23, 2022 12:35 AM (5AvQm)
Especially with them toying with the Zeroes in The Final Countdown.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:09 AM (+RMAp)
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Love that movie and that flying scene is my favorite, but too short.
Posted by: Ciampino - Brilliant ending with the dog at July 23, 2022 12:36 AM (qfLjt)
They just look like they want to F up your entire day.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:36 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: CA Token at July 23, 2022 12:37 AM (2+yws)
That looks like something reverse-engineered at Area 51.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2022 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Right? Its wild how long ago that sucker was designed. You would think we would have imperial star destroyers by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
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Wait...
You mean it wasn't?
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:38 AM (+RMAp)
Yep, an F-86 in a shallow dive could go supersonic. MAYBE a Canadian version with that last, final, hot-ass engine could, in level flight? I dunno.
But the '86 was not, by and large, a "supersonic" jet. And I'll give Yeager his biases. If he says the '86 was the best handful of jet he enjoyed flying, well then, it was. Agree with you also, that the Typhoon series wasn't half bad. Kind of Triumph TR-6-ish lines. Some nice curves, but an abundance of hard, straight lines and muscular, hard, high shoulders. But, it worked, and they say if flew like a dream, so there's that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 12:38 AM (tkOps)
The Boeing Museum of Flight has a SR 71 cockpit on display and sit in it. Lacks bluetooth, other than that it is pretty cool.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 23, 2022 12:38 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: Ciampino
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"Splash the Zeroes."
Yes, it was waaaay too short.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:39 AM (+RMAp)
Posted by: CA Token at July 23, 2022 12:43 AM (2+yws)
The COAN received a baptism by fire on 16 June 1955 when naval airplanes took part in the bombing of Plaza de Mayo.
Navy pilots would see combat again during 1962–63 in the 1963 Argentine Navy Revolt in which Navy F9F Panthers and F4U Corsairs bombed Argentine Army tanks
1976, Naval aviators were used to toss political prisoners (the "disappeared") into the River Plate
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Past is prologue?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 12:43 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2022 12:45 AM (0ocXn)
Goodreads review: https://tinyurl.com/yjunxyya
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 12:45 AM (kT5Bb)
Posted by: Tom Thumb at July 23, 2022 12:46 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 22, 2022 10:16 PM (1DgE4)
You sold them the meth, didn't you?
Posted by: Bonnie Blue - the ungrateful colonial at July 23, 2022 12:48 AM (gao0c)
There used to be several of them flying. Did they run out of surplus parts? Seems to be a definite cutoff in privately supportable fighters after the first gen. Collins Foundation was running a Phantom at least for a few years...seems like the eventual rebuild is just too much money for non-governmental groups for anything newer than a F-86 era fighter.
Posted by: azjaeger at July 23, 2022 12:50 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: CA Token at July 23, 2022 12:50 AM (2+yws)
I've been reading about this monkeypox thing... If the news about the infant and toddler is true, then the infestation could be spread by *casual* contact with homosexuals -- ??
This could be a game changer!
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 12:52 AM (2HgxZ)
This could be a game changer!
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 12:52 AM (2HgxZ)
I picked it up passing through the birth canal, honest!
Posted by: Bootygag's kid at July 23, 2022 12:54 AM (4/Jpp)
It looks like its doing mach 1 just sitting there.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2022 12:58 AM (anj39)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 23, 2022 12:59 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:00 AM (Wql2T)
I'd given up waiting for AIDS to devastate surburbia some time ago, but minkeypox has me wondering...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:01 AM (Hudzg)
Posted by: COVID at July 23, 2022 01:02 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:02 AM (Hudzg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2022 01:02 AM (4/Jpp)
Just carry some sanitizing wipes. And a flamethrower, cause sometimes the wipes just ain't enough.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com. Not insurgents, counterrevolutionaries. at July 23, 2022 01:03 AM (Bd6X8)
Currently holding political prisoners.
What a tragedy.
Saw some liberals on twitter damning Putin for suppressing the political opposition in Russia then cheering for the US government to throw Bannon in jail
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2022 01:04 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:05 AM (Hudzg)
It looks like its doing mach 1 just sitting there. Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2022 12:58 AM (anj39)
In the '70s & '80s, at Randolph AFB, TX (HQ of the Air Training Command), it was sometimes called the T-38 Washout.
Far more difficult plane to fly well and land well, than the Cessna T-37 primary jet trainer. The T-38 flew hot, and landed hot. Meaning, fast. Many a Student Pilot could not master the "thinking ahead of the jet" aspect of this, and ended up as Navigators or non-flight rated officers, because of the Talon.
The F5 Freedom Fighter was a higher performance Talon, with 20mm cannon and hardpoints on the wings. Single cockpit with a couple exceptions. And was the first look at the Leading Edge Wing Extensions later seen on the YF-17 and F/A-18.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 01:05 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:01 AM (Hudzg)
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And that bi-sexual thing is a lot more popular now than before.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:05 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Bootygag's kid
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Could have been from the damned windshield wipers.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2022 01:05 AM (RCix1)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:02 AM (Hudzg)
For me it's door handles, door knobs, and tractor seats. Fortunately, public phone booths are no more.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2022 01:09 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:10 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: CA Token at July 23, 2022 01:11 AM (2+yws)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:05 AM (Wql2T)
Here is your invitation to join my Alpha Giga Chad group, The Liminal Order. Only for the truly curious.
Posted by: Jack Murphy at July 23, 2022 01:11 AM (4I/2K)
The hot air blowers don't dry your hands and don't give you anything to open the door with
Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2022 01:12 AM (ESjRY)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:12 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 01:14 AM (YsLD1)
During the height of the scare my small post office had two ceiling fans running at high speed - but keep your social distancing.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:15 AM (Wql2T)
>WTF? Are you a trust fund baby? I've shit in outhouses where the guy next to me was a rattlesnake.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2022 01:15 AM (0ocXn)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:12 AM
Several million dead frontoviki might disagree with you...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:16 AM (Hudzg)
Seems like an asshole move to me.
FJB
Posted by: jbspry at July 23, 2022 01:16 AM (o+rbW)
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Never pulled latrine duty either, would be my guess.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 01:18 AM (RCix1)
Posted by: Mr. Mom at July 23, 2022 01:18 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:19 AM (Hudzg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com - Email for morons. at July 23, 2022 01:19 AM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: jojo at July 23, 2022 01:20 AM (2Djxl)
Iranians may or may not still be building F-5s..noone seems to be sure if they are rebuilding old ones or building new ones. Speaking of Iran, it was really cute how the mission was taking out a nuke facility and Maverick steals a Tomcat. Only one place to steal a Tomcat...
Posted by: azjaeger at July 23, 2022 01:21 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:22 AM (Hudzg)
Unlike Iran who can't wait to bring on the twelfth emom.
I have absolutely 0, zero worries about a direct conflict between us and Russia.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:24 AM (Wql2T)
I'd say Young Yang Dang, well he had a streak of bad luck, but he survived, so that's pretty damn good luck all things considered.
However, the Brit dude that decided to pour popping rocks under his foreskin, now that is primae facie evidence that most those w/ any intelliegence left the British Isles long ago.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2022 01:24 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2022 01:25 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:25 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: azjaeger at July 23, 2022 01:25 AM (3/XaG)
A *real* minkeypox epidemic would utterly crush the fashion, hospitality, and entertainment industries, methinks...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:27 AM (aY/Sp)
Late 1990s, early '00s (forget, exactly), the USN went so far as to visit "Gate Guard" pedestal-mounted F-14s, and strip from them vital parts that the Iranians would've killed to have obtained, necessary to keep an F-14 airworthy.
I mean, they went to Grumman, and cleaned out the warehouses of spare parts. Same with Davis-Monthan. ANYwhere an F-14 was to be found, they gutted it of the vitals on the checklist.
Last twenty years, the Navy has told its pilots: "If you see an F-14 in the air, it's a HOSTILE."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 01:30 AM (tkOps)
>I have a routine I like to follow on a daily basis but sometimes life is cruel. Shit, shower, shave. It's a good way to start the day, but sometimes the shit part hits you on the way out the door and then the unpleasantries take over.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 23, 2022 01:32 AM (0ocXn)
They just look like they want to F up your entire day.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 23, 2022 12:36 AM (+RMAp)
Kinda gives me that warm and fuzzy feeling, it does.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:34 AM (LOVUx)
I've seen nurses go absolutely bugshit insane, crying, and almost collapsing when they had to deal with a patient who had... (wait for it)
...head lice (!)
...A gross perhaps but completely innocuous infestation, when they were consistently composed and professional when exposed to other actually serious infections!
I never understood that...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:34 AM (aCaY0)
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Didn't Clinton have his finger in that pie?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:35 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 01:35 AM (Wql2T)
I'm happier not knowing where the perv's finger is.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:37 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:38 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 01:40 AM (tFWfv)
I honestly dunno. It was indeed, a Tomcat Killing endeavor, but I'd put *nothing* past the kkklinton foundation effort to make a buck, either.
One thing it did though, as follow-on damage. Any effort to a Super Tomcat or Stealth Tomcat died with that program. Stake through the heart, it was.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 01:40 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:38 AM
Know anyone who owns a backhoe and bit of land?
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:41 AM (aCaY0)
...A gross perhaps but completely innocuous infestation, when they were consistently composed and professional when exposed to other actually serious infections!
I never understood that...
Posted by: Zettai
Look at one under a microscope.
Posted by: Godzilla runs away screaming at July 23, 2022 01:43 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:41 AM (aCaY0)
Don't want his stench on any of my land, that much is certain. What makes people have to lie? Do they think it will all work out just peachy?
Luckily, I'm known as the one who never lies or cheats or steals. Not my nature. But this? He needs to stop.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:44 AM (LOVUx)
Male or female adversary? If male, get the gossipy gals in the loop, and start "telling" them of how he's harassing or otherwise making you uncomfy. Female? Options vary, from "same as male" but lezzie approaches, to OMG she's Anita Bryant, and you don't like orange juice.
Or, bust either on provable malfeasence, corruption, graft, embezzlement, etc.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 01:44 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 23, 2022 01:45 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Zettai
Mebbe
who's askin?
*spit a good squirt of 'baccy juice*
Posted by: Kindly but Scary Old Man Miklos at July 23, 2022 01:45 AM (BwzLH)
What problems are we solving tonight?
I would like to try the cucumber and the ginger ice cream because I like to try new things. To choose a favorite, chocolate, of course.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 01:48 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Zettai
less than fabulous
Posted by: Debbie Downtwinkles at July 23, 2022 01:48 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 23, 2022 01:49 AM (frr40)
This morning I was able to apprehend one of the corn eating and destroying vermin. Here's a picture of the perp in custody:
https://tinyurl.com/254wnd98
Irony of course is that is the cheap, sorriest trap of the bunch. I bought two good ones, about $55 a piece, and this one, cheaper, just to compare.
The perp there pitched a conniption shit-fit when the trap sprung on, and bent the sides a bit, which caused the trap spring arm to bind a bit and it wouldn't trip. Had to fix that.
So, when buying traps, get the good ones, not the cheap shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 01:49 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Is that a short or a long read?
Posted by: Miklos also requests info re:iced coffee at July 23, 2022 01:50 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:38 AM (LOVUx)
"The truth will out," I'd say.
Posted by: m at July 23, 2022 01:51 AM (GkGYg)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 01:49 AM (Mzdiz)
You can tell he's a bad guy. He's wearing a mask.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:51 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: J. Nadler at July 23, 2022 01:51 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 01:49 AM
Are you going to gibbet the little fooker as a warning to the rest?
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:52 AM (c74WY)
Press conferences
Love/hate
Posted by: J. Nadler at July 23, 2022 01:51 AM (BwzLH)
My sister's boy always filled his diaper every time they left the house. My son never did that. He always did so at home, so I guess he preferred a bit of privacy. You still have to wipe asses, either way, but it's nicer where you can wash everybody up afterward....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:53 AM (LOVUx)
Some assembly required.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 01:54 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:52 AM (c74WY)
Grandma used to say "Nail his hide to the outhouse door." Didn't sound too pleasant to those who needed to use the facilities, but....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:54 AM (LOVUx)
Posted by: tcn in AK
Document everything and Smile.
Posted by: Miklos, home from the bureaucratic turf wars at July 23, 2022 01:54 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Beaver Musk has, thus far, failed to gain any traction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 01:55 AM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: Miklos, home from the bureaucratic turf wars at July 23, 2022 01:54 AM (BwzLH)
I do that anyway. He actually lied about something I wrote in an email, and then sent the email to our boss, thinking he had made some kind of coup. Even my boss was a bit nonplussed about that one. If you are going to lie, be damned devious about it. If not, then you are just pathetic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 23, 2022 01:56 AM (LOVUx)
Don't know about sane, but...direct confrontation? Present in all pertinent conversations? Cc'd in all emails with appropriate parties?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 01:56 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: tcn in AK
As a Point of Personal Privilege, they close the Congressional Gym for 40 minutes every day for Personal Power Washing.
Nancy put that in the Budget.
Posted by: J. Nadler, shuffling offstage at July 23, 2022 01:58 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 01:58 AM (Mgbo4)
I used watermelon as bait. There were two pieces in that trap. Fucker ate them up, but left the rinds inside with him. He was digging, scratching, and just had a shit fit inside. I think he was worn out when I got him this morning.
All three traps are back out there tonight, and I used some peaches for bait tonight. There is a pack of em, probably at least 5, maybe more, roaming around the area.
When the trap sprung on the above fucker, his shit fit may have scared the others off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 01:59 AM (Mzdiz)
Something is eating my Hungarian pepper plants.
I suspect Romanians.
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at July 23, 2022 01:59 AM (BwzLH)
Beaver Musk has, thus far, failed to gain any traction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Heh. Was that an option? Don't think I would try it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:00 AM (K0jo2)
Some assembly required.
Jim
Jim is an expert on under water stuff.
Trust him
Posted by: As Miklos recalls at July 23, 2022 02:01 AM (BwzLH)
You'll need a bigger trap. A feral hog trap, which the Tractor Supply over in Woodruff actually had in stock, might do the trick. Those things are expensive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:02 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:02 AM (K0jo2)
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Biker coons. I've encountered them before.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 02:02 AM (Mgbo4)
Posted by: hai Karate at July 23, 2022 02:02 AM (BwzLH)
You'll need a bigger trap. A feral hog trap, which the Tractor Supply over in Woodruff actually had in stock, might do the trick. Those things are expensive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
The traps or the Romanians?
Posted by: Miklos thinks probably the traps at July 23, 2022 02:05 AM (BwzLH)
That looks like something reverse-engineered at Area 51.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2022 12:33 AM (63Dwl)
Right? Its wild how long ago that sucker was designed. You would think we would have imperial star destroyers by now.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 23, 2022 12:37 AM (VwHCD) "
we would, if it weren't for commies f'ing everything up.
the apex of American engineering was sometime in the early 70's.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 23, 2022 02:05 AM (oZtf9)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:06 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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We can help.
Posted by: Detroit Locker at July 23, 2022 02:06 AM (RCix1)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief
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Sounds like he's going to out himself for you.
But, as said, documentation is your friend.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 02:06 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at July 23, 2022 02:06 AM (BwzLH)
There's a pretty good sized sweet corn patch a feller has close the road about 2 miles away. I noticed some stalks broken there today driving by. Coons are in his patch as well.
Back in the '2000s, when my father was still going, we all had a big 'coon problem them. I think we caught 5, and a neighbor caught more than that. They haven't been a problem the past few years. But this year, hoo-boy. Fuckers will destroy a corn patch before you know it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:07 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: tcn in AK,
Maybe I should offer a great job in a great place to such person.
Posted by: Miklos, who wrote the book on Deviousity at July 23, 2022 02:09 AM (BwzLH)
The missiles had a high rate of failure.
Later versions had a cannon-pod of some sort.
Posted by: gourmand du jour, 59 degrees and foggy at July 23, 2022 02:10 AM (jTmQV)
The only way to deal with thieving Romanians is to deploy CS gas to drive them from their burrows, then cut them down with small arms fire...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 02:11 AM (Inrkg)
This morning I was able to apprehend one of the corn eating and destroying vermin. Here's a picture of the perp in custody:
I know they are pests and can be mean. But so cute!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:12 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 02:13 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Everyone should have a cannon pod.
Or several.
Posted by: Miklos, who maybe should save this for the gub thread at July 23, 2022 02:13 AM (BwzLH)
Three years ago, we gifted Ben Had with a complete Texas Hog Killing Ruger AR-15 rig with Night Optics and other goodies.
Sounds like you need to equip yourself in a similar vein?
Just do the Night Optic on top of an existing (accurate) rifle, and be done with it. 'Coons deserve the bullet every bit as much as the hogs. Bonus. A smartfone can record the entire happening as seen through the 'scope. You can repost the video records, here, of course.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 02:13 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Posted by: Miklos
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This was inevitable, I suppose, Betty Boop, I'm chancing a margin blow-out here::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6U_2Jh1_8&t=11s
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 02:14 AM (Faksa)
The only way to deal with thieving Romanians is to deploy CS gas to drive them from their burrows, then cut them down with small arms fire...
I feel that this escalated quickly from watermelon traps to small arms?!?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:14 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:12 AM
Young raccoon can be successfully domesticated...
Posted by: Elly May Clampett at July 23, 2022 02:15 AM (Inrkg)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:14 AM
This is about me, innit?
Posted by: A Tyrannosaur at July 23, 2022 02:16 AM (Inrkg)
Posted by: Braenyard
But my babies need infant formula!
*shelves empty*
I need 106 of those lottery things, all with the same number so I can win 106 times!
Posted by: Rational Miklos at July 23, 2022 02:16 AM (BwzLH)
Good for Hyundai, summertime work, make money, participate in civics and learn a trade. And keep them out of SJW acronym schools.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 02:17 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 01:27 AM (aY/Sp) "
not seeing the downside to this one, at all ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 23, 2022 02:18 AM (oZtf9)
Very astute question, and Bannon is still defiant that he shouldn't have had to testify before a phony cong com.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2022 02:18 AM (55Qr6)
This is about me, innit?
Posted by: A Tyrannosaur
There was a movie where the bad guy created a Trex to do his evil bidding, but the poor thing was not able to do much because of its limited arm range.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:20 AM (K0jo2)
I feel that this escalated quickly from watermelon traps to small arms?!?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Romanians.
Uzbeks.
https://tinyurl.com/2p8pknu9
Posted by: at laest Miklos is not fool chinless Hapsburg-HA! at July 23, 2022 02:21 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2022 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Didn't Hunter already go through 10s of thousands of dollars of meth mouth replacements? Like 32 tooth implants?
Posted by: Fox 2! at July 23, 2022 02:21 AM (qyH+l)
What is definitely not cute is seeing corn destroyed by them. They love sweet corn, just tear the stalks down and eat the ears right there. Make a mess.
Even less cute is seeing the damage they can do to a watermelon patch. They are very destructive critters. Don't give a shit.
Well, actually they do. Shit all over everything. Some years ago, a bunch got to nesting in the roof of a shed of ours. Piles of shit all over the place.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:21 AM (Mzdiz)
Raccoon shit carries a parasite that can infect humans, too. Piles of raccoon shit can be an infection source. I forget the name of the parasite and the disease.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Jethro-Miklos Bodine at July 23, 2022 02:25 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Fox 2! at July 23, 2022 02:25 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
That may be a symptom
Posted by: Surgeon General Jugdish, and Senior Advisors Clayton and Sydney at July 23, 2022 02:27 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 02:29 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2022 02:29 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 02:30 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:31 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Braenyard
And kimchi school projects when the Fall cabbage comes in
Posted by: Why, when Miklos was a lad at July 23, 2022 02:32 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2022 02:32 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:25 AM (Mzdiz)
Yeah, bad shit, I thing roundworms
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2022 02:33 AM (WF/xn)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
SCTV from the previous millenium, when humour was allowed in Canadastan.
Posted by: Why, when Miklos was a lad, we had one laugh to last the whole year at July 23, 2022 02:34 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 23, 2022 02:29 AM
One should wrap them in duct tape first, so they won't explode...
Or, so I've been told!
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 02:36 AM (TnoEl)
Yes, and you're going to spend well upwards of $8,000, sans mounts. I'll do some digging and post the results in a day or three.
You're looking for thermal imaging, with the option to reverse the black/white or white/black differention as to heat/cold.
As to a pure visual wavelength range optic within that same scope? Don't know of any, thus.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 02:37 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2022 02:38 AM (WF/xn)
Or, so I've been told!
Posted by: Zettai
RONG
WE do the duck taping, and YOU pay
Posted by: Portland Raccoon Collective, who also get money from the otters at July 23, 2022 02:41 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:41 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:41 AM
I thought the rogue reptile was a goner after he'd been encased in reproductive mucus...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 02:45 AM (chB/a)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Care and Feeding Instructions at July 23, 2022 02:45 AM (KFhLj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:46 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 02:46 AM (Wql2T)
Posted by: Sarah at July 23, 2022 02:47 AM (oirxV)
It sort of is. "Lack of attention to people and surroundings" and loss of coordination.
The parasite is indeed a roundworm known as Baylisascaris procyonis. It's nasty in humans. Rare, but nasty, and due to proximity to steaming piles of coon shit.
There is overlap of the symptoms with the general Moron Lifestyle symptoms, so best get tested. Enlarged liver, stupor, coma, etc. The Biden Constellation.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:49 AM (Mzdiz)
YOU sex the coon
REPEAT THE LINE
Posted by: Joe Biden's Care and Feeding Instructions
Please to examine if Coon Balls Symmetric
No complaint if comply to China Ball Symmetry Regulation
Posted by: China Raccoon Export Authority at July 23, 2022 02:49 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Miklos, based on Legal Precedent at July 23, 2022 02:51 AM (BwzLH)
If one was looking for a not so terribly expensive night vision scope, where might one look when one realizes one really needs one of those things?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 02:51 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Sarah at July 23, 2022 02:51 AM (KFhLj)
rogue reptile really rolls off the ready tongue.
reproductive mucus?? I thought that was pizza dough?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:52 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2022 02:52 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Sarah at July 23, 2022 02:51 AM
Ummmmm, linkee no workee...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 02:53 AM (chB/a)
You're going to spend at least $4k for pure thermal night vision, rifle mountable.
And about $5k for binocular night vision that is helmet mounted.
Add about $1k for Aimpoint for NV compatible optics. EoTech is Chinese owned now, avoid.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 02:53 AM (tkOps)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:52 AM
Family blog, and RONG!
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 02:54 AM (chB/a)
Posted by: Mayor Pete and the Missus at July 23, 2022 02:56 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Surgeon General Jugdish, and Senior Advisors Clayton and Sydney at July 23, 2022 02:27
LMAO, you prick you almost gave me a stroke.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2022 02:57 AM (55Qr6)
(sips coffee)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 23, 2022 02:58 AM (sAmhv)
Go to the Opticsplanet.com site, and look at the ATN/Troy systems. Buy as much sight as you can afford, and then one level higher.
You'll kill your coons n' pigs, promise!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2022 02:59 AM (tkOps)
Thanks, Jim.
There are some feral hogs around here, but none yet on this property. There were some they trapped a few miles from here, just across the county line.
There's enough around that various places stock the traps. They are big, and sturdy. Them wild bores are stronk, like bull. And will kill yo' ass, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 03:00 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: (sips Mornin') at July 23, 2022 03:02 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 02:52 AM
Family blog, and RONG!
Posted by: Zettai
YOU PEOPLE....oh sorry
Read that as " reproductive Miklos"
Posted by: say no more at July 23, 2022 03:08 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Sarah
---------
Turns out, Sarah was sitting on a gold mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 03:08 AM (Faksa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2022 03:08 AM
Dying over here I am!
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 03:11 AM (TnoEl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Working with a gold mine
Going down down down
Sitting on a gold mine
POOP! I gotta sit down
Posted by: Miklos sincerely apologizes to Lee Dorsey at July 23, 2022 03:11 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 03:13 AM (TnoEl)
Posted by: Zettai
well, I cant be right all the time. it wouldnt be proper.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:13 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: say no more at July 23, 2022 03:08 AM
I don't think I shall ever be able to eat pizza again...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 03:14 AM (TnoEl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Well..um..what she said
Posted by: Karine Chef-Menteur at July 23, 2022 03:15 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2022 03:16 AM (Wql2T)
well, your interpretation of events peaked their interest.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:16 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
And a beautiful Crested Peak it is, innit? Lovely colour.
Posted by: John Cleese attempting to sell Miklos a Bird at July 23, 2022 03:20 AM (BwzLH)
"Chef-Menteur"!
Hah!
That's "Chèf Mantè" in Kreyòl Ayisyen, if anyone is wondering...
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 03:20 AM (yeRBj)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:21 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:23 AM (K0jo2)
Moderna execs are driving the high end Boston real estate market to the Moon. Also Pfizer:
https://tinyurl.com/2blbz29m
This bunch needs some asset stripping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 03:23 AM (Mzdiz)
Note the part about the dick measuring contest between Moderna and Pfizer execs. The Moderna exec wanted to be one floor higher than the Pfizer exec, and price was no object.
These fuckers need to ... well, you know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz) at July 23, 2022 03:26 AM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
RAID THE MONASTERIES
Posted by: Bishop Ralph of Shrewsbury at July 23, 2022 03:26 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 23, 2022 03:27 AM (6zcSr)
i really liked that story. wish i had the book now.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:27 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:29 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:27 AM (K0jo2)
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If the raccoon is a tranny and the mom is a disabled black lesbian Disney might pick up the movie rights.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2022 03:30 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable
Now see?
People can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos is not the first to point this out at July 23, 2022 03:30 AM (BwzLH)
FUN FACT
The Navajo tongue is a member of the Athabascan language family, formerly widely spoken in northwestern Canadia, and in the American Southwest, but nowhere in between -- which means the Navajo are...
...Canadians!
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 03:30 AM (Inrkg)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:32 AM (K0jo2)
If the raccoon is a tranny and the mom is a disabled black lesbian Disney might pick up the movie rights.
nah. too wholesome of a storyline. not enough victimization and blamecasting.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:36 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: Zettai at July 23, 2022 03:36 AM (Inrkg)
The Navajo tongue is a member of the Athabascan language family, formerly widely spoken in northwestern Canadia, and in the American Southwest, but nowhere in between -- which means the Navajo are...
...Canadians!
Posted by: Zettai
Same for Apache language. The Navajo arrived in the SW about 1400 and the Apaches about 1540 which was perfectly timed to cause the Spanish centuries of grief.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 23, 2022 03:37 AM (1IRGY)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 23, 2022 03:27
Many congrats to the kims, we know they are good folk.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2022 03:44 AM (55Qr6)
personal anecdotes and observations welcome as well. all interspersed with varied miklosian thoughts.
come one, come all and enjoy the range of human experience as written by the grey box sources.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:47 AM (K0jo2)
--------
Mrs kim must be a very special woman.
And tolerant!
Congrats
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2022 03:47 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2022 03:50 AM (XG2Fi)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 23, 2022 03:51 AM (6zcSr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:52 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 23, 2022 03:53 AM (6zcSr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 03:54 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga at July 23, 2022 03:57 AM (6zcSr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2022 03:58 AM (JVuoD)
...Canadians!
Posted by: Zettai
Furriners
Posted by: Miklos is part Lumbee, the southernmost Iroquois at July 23, 2022 03:59 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Braenyard
S I didn't win ? AGAIN ?
Aw SHIT !
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2022 03:59 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorabl
nice. good company, good food. two of the best things in life.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 23, 2022 04:00 AM (K0jo2)
Posted by: USNtakim deplorable, now with ultra maga
https://tinyurl.com/muav79c8
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2022 04:04 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mega-Maga-Powerball-Millions at July 23, 2022 04:05 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: The Love Song of J. Alfred Poprock at July 23, 2022 04:06 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2022 04:06 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2022 04:16 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Mrs. Jones at July 23, 2022 04:18 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: JT
Twice on the pipes means the answer is no
Posted by: Tony Orlando at July 23, 2022 04:20 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2022 04:27 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2022 04:29 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos Zeituni at July 23, 2022 04:30 AM (BwzLH)
Nice guy, but a bit noisy.
Flatley, I think-yep. Michael Flatley.
Posted by: This explains why Miklos is awake at July 23, 2022 04:33 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2022 04:38 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: yep at July 23, 2022 04:39 AM (QRsW4)
Posted by: Skip
Don't tell them that if you go through York.
Posted by: Sir Miklos, Castellan of the Five Greenish Royal Ports at July 23, 2022 04:40 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2022 04:40 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2022 04:41 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip
Everywhere in the world is a bit further on some road.
Posted by: Miklos, trying to remeber wat what the Dalai Llama said (dude has the best stuff, man) at July 23, 2022 04:47 AM (BwzLH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2022 04:51 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2022 04:52 AM (2JoB8)
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2022 04:41
Well that Lancastrian usurper. Henry Tydder had no right to the throne. And I don't think Richard III killed his nephews. I suspect it was the Duke of Buckingham. Or even Henry's Mum, that little scrunt Margaret Beaufort, traitorous bitch.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2022 05:04 AM (55Qr6)
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my comment didn't ɑρpear. Grrrr... well I'm not writing all that
over again. Anyways, just wanteⅾ to ѕaу wonderful blog!
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