Democrats Blockade Supreme Court and Get Politely Escorted Away by Police; <br>AOC and Ilhan Omar Put Their Hands Behind Their Backs As They're Gently Led Away to <i>Pretend They've Been Handcuffed</i>, and the Media Dutifully Aids Them In Their Hoax

Democrats Blockade Supreme Court and Get Politely Escorted Away by Police;
AOC and Ilhan Omar Put Their Hands Behind Their Backs As They're Gently Led Away to Pretend They've Been Handcuffed, and the Media Dutifully Aids Them In Their Hoax

Donkey-Chompers and America's Terrorist Sweetheart Ilhan Omar have their hands locked behind their backs as if they're cuffed, as police lead them away from their blockade, giving the appearance that these Socialist Protest Warriors have been shackled by The Man.

But when the crowed cheered them, whoops!, they give the stunt away by waving, showing their hands are uncuffed. They're just pretending they're handcuffed so that the media takes pictures of them in a hands-in-cuffed-position pose, and reports that they're handcuffed.

Which the media does.

Even the video clearly shows them freely moving their hands when they want to.

And then the media claims it's "unclear" if they're cuffed or not.

Maybe they're just wearing those new Inviso-Cuffs with the special patent-pending Unlimited Range of Motion feature.

By the way: Insurrection? They're attempting to stop an official government action.

.@AOC has just been escorted by police away from the Supreme Court. pic.twitter.com/F9DOoLq8yJ
— Douglas Blair (@DouglasKBlair) July 19, 2022

In this clip, Ilhan Omar appears to be wearing fake handcuffs and walking away alone with her hands behind her back.

Because apparently she arrested herself: pic.twitter.com/Z7wqsx7TsJ
— John Cooper (@thejcoop) July 19, 2022

Multiple members of Congress, including @AOC, being arrested by Capitol Police for blocking traffic outside the Supreme Court in abortion rights demonstration: pic.twitter.com/fysQN1oBAw
— Andrew Solender (@AndrewSolender) July 19, 2022

Perfect example of why nobody trusts the media. Video clearly shows they were not actually in handcuffs, ABC runs with photos that make it appear as though they were cuffed. So dishonest. https://t.co/ydhrROd7tz
— Philip Klein (@philipaklein) July 19, 2022

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM

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1 So..

Bill de Bolshevik no longer wants to be Ace's congressman.

Posted by: Miklos haz no sadz at July 19, 2022 04:32 PM (4g4yr)

2 Maybe they have their thumbs up their asses.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (pKM44)

3 This is the future of the leftists; just as dumb as the old ones.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (cY9wR)

4 and top ten

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (cY9wR)

5 >>>Bill de Bolshevik no longer wants to be Ace's congressman.

he'll be Congressman of My Heart (TM).

Posted by: ace at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (B3oWe)

6 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (Do5/p)

7 Saw this headline at Not The Bee. So disappointed when it was just for blocking traffic at SCOTUS.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (tQL7r)

8 Motherflippers think everything is a motherflipping joke.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (QYPq3)

9 top ten

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (Ynyl9)

10 AOC looks like she can't breathe too.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (pKM44)

11 Which the media does.
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Somehow, you missed the word "dutifully" in there.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (krQz2)

12 So..

Bill de Bolshevik no longer wants to be Ace's congressman.
Posted by: Miklos haz no sadz

How bad to do have to suck to realize that you have no chance, and you're a meglomaniac?

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 19, 2022 04:34 PM (cY9wR)

13 Kari Lake has opened up a 14 point lead over Robson in Arizona. 18% remain undecided.

Lake 43%
Robson 29%
Others way back

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2022 04:34 PM (5p7BC)

14 and what a bunch of phonies. Where is the pic of AOC crying in front of a Taco Bell that has an 'Out of Business' sign in the window?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 04:34 PM (Ynyl9)

15 And then the media claims it's "unclear" if they're cuffed or not.
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But it *was* unclear, Ace! The still photos they selected for use in their coverage made it look like they were cuffed, and it was only the wreckers in the public who reduced clarity by showing context!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (WWh8n)

16 Potemkin Martyrs.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (U3uv2)

17 13 Kari Lake has opened up a 14 point lead over Robson in Arizona. 18% remain undecided.

Lake 43%
Robson 29%
Others way back
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (5p7BC)

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Sounds like it's time for one of the others to suddenly get a couple of good polls and for conservative activists to demand that everyone drop everything and support the unknown person right now or else they want Pelosi to eat their children.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (LvTSG)

18 You know who else walked around with their hands behind their back?

That's right, you know who.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (QYPq3)

19 Because apparently she arrested herself:
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That was my impression as well.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (krQz2)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

21 The Squad should have arranged to be arrested by a cop from Selma wearing a giant John Lewis papier mache head

Posted by: Miklos is disappoint at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (4g4yr)

22 Makes you wonder how much of this shit was going on before social media entered the scene and before nearly every fucking journalist was a left wing extremist.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (yACxx)

23 >>> 10 AOC looks like she can't breathe too.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (pKM44)

Tease.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2022 04:36 PM (llON8)

24 Fake handcuffs for a fake issue* brought to you by the fake news.

* Supreme Court decisions are settled law. Even Kumula said so. Of course, just because she meant only decisions she agrees with doesn't mean that isn't what she said.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 19, 2022 04:36 PM (jS8r9)

25 AOC's was a horse bridle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:36 PM (iiRhj)

26 Those are the same sets of cuffs the police there had used on Colbert's crew.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:36 PM (pKM44)

27 12 How bad to do have to suck to realize that you have no chance, and you're a meglomaniac?
Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 19, 2022 04:34 PM (cY9wR)

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Was the presidential campaign not enough embarrassment for him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

28 Will they be staying at the Stephen Colbert Suite of the DC Prison this afternoon?

I hear the beef wellington is excellent.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (lf83v)

29 You know who actually gets handcuffed for blocking?

Pro-lifers RICO-ed for "blocking" an abortion facility, when they believe somebody is taking a life inside.

It's not just about being really, really upset about somebody making a decision you didn't like.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (krQz2)

30 AOC looks like she can't breathe too.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (pKM44)

She was champing at the bit.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (U3uv2)

31 Somehow, you missed the word "dutifully" in there.
Posted by: Axeman

And "gleefully" as well.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (tQL7r)

32
7/19 Commission now!

Posted by: Auspex at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (j4U/Z)

33 Omar Arrests Self. World Laughs at State of American Politics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)

34 I wonder who told the Capitol Police that they had to participate in this charade?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (Ynyl9)

35 Maybe they're just wearing those new Inviso-Cuffs with the special patent-pending Unlimited Range of Motion feature.

And the kung-fu grip.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (/NCI4)

36 I suspect that it's even worse.

The Capitol Police would never interfere with a Senator or Rep without approval. It was all a show. They must have asked to be led away. There is no way the cops put hands on them - it is interfering with a congressman in pursuit of their duties or something like that, and just never done.

That one creep tried to use that a few years ago after he crashed his car in the middle of the night and refused a breath test.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (X5xXa)

37 Donkey Chomps and Bromar break free of their handcuffs in solidarity with the baby killers! Yea! Go squad!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (iiRhj)

38 Photos of the AOC arrest here, Ace.

It's brutal.

https://tinyurl.com/4dy6yxf9

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (yikp0)

39 They should have checked to see if AOC was hooping.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (lf83v)

40 It's racism that Omar had to arrest herself!

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (krQz2)

41 Because apparently she arrested herself:
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That was my impression as well.
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (krQz2)

After George Floyd, cops are even afraid of making "pretend" arrests with make-believe cuffs of people of color

So she HAD to do it herself

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (mR6Gs)

42 It doesn't appear that they were even arrested much less chuffed. Just escorted away as they had no permit to protest.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (yQpMk)

43 I wonder how much the poor dear's outfit cost. It does not look cheap. I guess now we know why she can't make ends meet on her Congressional salary.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (/NCI4)

44 Fake ass bullshit.

Look at all the media assholes lined up like good little flunkies to get the pictures to show the dumb masses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (KR/Q/)

45 25 AOC's was a horse bridle.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:36 PM (iiRhj)

...and it was for a bridle party.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (pKM44)

46 Those cops really want to date AOC.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (krQz2)

47 @philipaklein
Perfect example of why nobody trusts the media. Video clearly shows they were not actually in handcuffs, ABC runs with photos that make it appear as though they were cuffed. So dishonest.
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Phil, did you ever stop to consider that it's people like you who are responsible for declining institutional trust, particularly declining trust in the media? If people like you didn't point things like this out, nobody would have any reason to distrust us.

This is *your* fault, bucko, not ours. We are doing the right thing on behalf of the greater good and expanded equity and justice. The constant nay-saying of people like you interferes with that mission and erodes confidence in our vital institutions. If people like you sat down and shut up like you're supposed to, trust would be high and things would be better for everyone.

Shut up or we'll shut you up. Be silent or be silenced. Get out of the way. The mission will continue with or without you and, frankly, we'd rather it be without you.

Posted by: ABC News at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (WWh8n)

48 he'll be Congressman of My Heart (TM).
Posted by: ace

why you old softy

Posted by: Miklos expects Cruelty® at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (4g4yr)

49 Has anyone learned the significance of the color of green for the baby-killing protests? Is it in sympathy for the abortion industry's $$$ losses?

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (6RgRK)

50 38 Photos of the AOC arrest here, Ace.

It's brutal.

https://tinyurl.com/4dy6yxf9
Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (yikp0)
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Heh

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

51 Every thing they do is fake. Every thing they say is a lie.

The worst thing is their incompetence at both.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (QSjkU)

52 It's all a joke to them, they are like spoiled rotten children and they need to be treated that way.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (bVYXr)

53 Photos of the AOC arrest here, Ace.

It's brutal.

https://tinyurl.com/4dy6yxf9

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (yikp0)

Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (U3uv2)

54 They should have tased them or worse for resisting arrest!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (iiRhj)

55 What media member will be the first to ask either cuunt about their media photo op stunt?

Won't happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Yesterday, I went to China Freight to pick up some poly rope, zip ties and on my way I decided on an axe. Kind of wondered how it looked to the clerks.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (QYPq3)

57 The Capitol Police would never interfere with a Senator or Rep without approval. It was all a show. They must have asked to be led away.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (X5xXa)
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It's the Nepotism Cops, they're used to show business by now.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (krQz2)

58 That's some rather piss poor acting skilz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (BFigT)

59 AOC and the Dems got the headlines from the MSM they were hoping for.
And since many people just read the headlines they'll be thinking this is "outrageous."

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (NpAcC)

60 Absolutely respect these evil sonofabitches because they are relentless in pushing their cause. If we emulated half of what the left does in activism in the streets imagine how we could advance our beliefs.

This is why they win and we will lose.

Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (0jZnq)

61 Those cops really want to date AOC.
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM

Tough for her to give you a hand job with cuffs on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (iiRhj)

62 What's with the sad trombone in the background?

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (sn5EN)

63 .....that and they don't let the law get in their way.

Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (0jZnq)

64 These are Putins' handcuffs!!!

Word as an asshole!

Posted by: Delaware's Own Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (cY9wR)

65 Saw this headline at Not The Bee. So disappointed when it was just for blocking traffic at SCOTUS.
Posted by: Prime Sister at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (tQL7r)

I was hoping they'd turn into speed bumps...v

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (p03vF)

66 When you're trying to distract from a horrid economy by pandering on an issue only 17% of the country even cares about.

By tomorrow, the story will be the police used water cannons and German Shepherds to attack the protest.

By Friday, she will claim she was spit on, called racial slurs, and a crown of thorns mashed in her head as she was forced to drag her cross down the street.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (jS8r9)

67 All that matters is what makes it onto Twitter and Instagram. They got what they wanted.

Posted by: brak at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (j5Tg0)

68
If I'm a Capitol cop, I go St. George on one of those slatterns.

"I thought she was reaching in her sleeve for weapon. I was in fear for my life. January 6 has me living in fear every day on duty."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (Zhwz2)

69 Has anyone learned the significance of the color of green for the baby-killing protests? Is it in sympathy for the abortion industry's $$$ losses?

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2022 04:38 PM (6RgRK)
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Jihad?

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (krQz2)

70 Yesterday, I went to China Freight to pick up some poly rope, zip ties and on my way I decided on an axe. Kind of wondered how it looked to the clerks.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM

Should have got a tarp, some gloves and duct tape to round out the look.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (iiRhj)

71 Yesterday, I went to China Freight to pick up some poly rope, zip ties and on my way I decided on an axe. Kind of wondered how it looked to the clerks.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (QYPq3)

Like getting Visqueen, quick lime, and a shovel at Home Depot.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (yQpMk)

72 Absolutely respect these evil sonofabitches because they are relentless in pushing their cause. If we emulated half of what the left does in activism in the streets imagine how we could advance our beliefs.

This is why they win and we will lose.

No, they get away with things because the media and the cops are in the tank for them. We no longer have to imagine what would happen to someone on our side who pulled this kind of stunt.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (/NCI4)

73 re 22: I remember reading that some news media people made a young lady up to look like she had a bloody bandage wrapped around her head. On cue, she went up to the nat'l guardsmen or cops and started shouted STOP HITTING ME.

Chicago Dem convention, 1968. Even then some of us knew what some in the news media were up to.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (Ynyl9)

74 This is why they win and we will lose.
Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (0jZnq)

Uh ... tell me what they're protesting again.

Posted by: spindrift at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (h5TKJ)

75 I'd pay good money to see some old school cop wade in there with his billy stick and start handing out the wood shampoo.

Posted by: Hawkpilot (Ace-Certified best nic) at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (S5Kbl)

76 Although AOC is a despicable, stupid commie, Eeelhan Omar gives me the creeps. She is a straight up foreign enemy infiltrated right into Congress.

Posted by: Zek at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (OzNIz)

77 "But when the crowed cheered them, whoops!, they give the stunt away by waving, showing their hands are uncuffed."

Attention whores cannot resist doing something to get more attention, no matter what they were already doing to get attention. The potential for MOAR attention is a drug that blinded AOC and IKeelYOU to how raising their fists would blow-up their in-progress attention charade.

Posted by: Gref at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (AMIL/)

78 That's some rather piss poor acting skilz.
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Yes, the ad-libbed Commie Power salute kinda screwed that up.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (yikp0)

79 This is rich. I was in the shit in Serbia and now no one even remembers.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

80 .....that and they don't let the law get in their way.
Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (0jZnq)
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The law is a tool for them, not something they are subject to. That's a fairly important piece in the puzzle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (WWh8n)

81 Wasn't she just criticizing the Capitol Police for not doing their job this weekend?

Is pretending to put fake handcuffs on people part of their duties, Congresswoman?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (lf83v)

82 Help, Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (iiRhj)

83 Tough for her to give you a hand job with cuffs on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (iiRhj)

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I don't see mouth cuffs.

Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (HCRZt)

84 66 When you're trying to distract from a horrid economy by pandering on an issue only 17% of the country even cares about.

By tomorrow, the story will be the police used water cannons and German Shepherds to attack the protest.

By Friday, she will claim she was spit on, called racial slurs, and a crown of thorns mashed in her head as she was forced to drag her cross down the street.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (jS8r9)

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And it will do nothing but harm their numbers at the margins. The pro-abort people are on their side. These public displays just demonstrate to persuadable people that Democrats care more about a boutique issue than the economy. Every public demonstration like this is a net negative for them.

Keep doing it, girls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

85 Weird that AOC, an amateur actress that auditioned to run for office through a TYT sponsored program, would be caught acting (poorly) in a publicity stunt.

Posted by: Grimmy at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (IlOJE)

86 Hey AOC!! Are they going to put that cute booty in the pokey? AOC!! Yeah!!!

Posted by: heckler guy at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (sn5EN)

87 How leftists are reporting the AOC, Omar et alia "arrests" and "handcuffings":

https://twitter.com/donnedia/status/
1549475621184552961

Read responses for a cringe/laugh.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (yikp0)

88 AOC looks like she can't breathe too.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (pKM44)

She was champing at the bit.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:37 PM (U3uv2)

kind of shocked AOC didn't wear something to show off her only 2 redeeming qualities...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (p03vF)

89 Wasn't she just criticizing the Capitol Police for not doing their job this weekend?

Is pretending to put fake handcuffs on people part of their duties, Congresswoman?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM

Yep. But AOC has spent plenty of times in handcuffs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (iiRhj)

90 7 Saw this headline at Not The Bee. So disappointed when it was just for blocking traffic at SCOTUS.
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What was the point of this nonsense? The SCOTUS is not even in session now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (MvHI3)

91 Like getting Visqueen, quick lime, and a shovel at Home Depot.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Problem?

Posted by: Gomez Addams at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (4g4yr)

92 Although AOC is a despicable, stupid commie, Eeelhan Omar gives me the creeps. She is a straight up foreign enemy infiltrated right into Congress.

Posted by: Zek at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (OzNIz)

That, and the incest.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (U3uv2)

93 74 This is why they win and we will lose.
Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (0jZnq)

Uh ... tell me what they're protesting again.
Posted by: spindrift at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (h5TKJ)

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Something they won?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (LvTSG)

94 I might be willing to sacrifice a Democrat city if a cop would kneel on AOC.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

95 That one creep tried to use that a few years ago after he crashed his car in the middle of the night and refused a breath test.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Was there a stripper involved?

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (tQL7r)

96 The tip off is when they showed the handcuffs, they were the pink fuzzy ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (iiRhj)

97 Instead of commenting away in the previous thread, this could have been you, commenting here.

Posted by: Sarah at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (a3Q+t)

98 I noticed she wasn't sporting her red "resistance" nail polish today.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (NpAcC)

99 Absolutely respect these evil sonofabitches because they are relentless in pushing their cause. If we emulated half of what the left does in activism in the streets imagine how we could advance our beliefs.

Posted by: JROD at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (0jZnq)
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Hah. One Pubbie tries to fake being handcuffed, and a collage of tight shots of the wrists is the banner for the story on the 6pm news.

With "Faker" being the main story.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (krQz2)

100 The worst part is that this shit works. Look at the response from the nickelfuckers on Twitter who think AOC is some sort of girlboss for standing in the street.

You get no credit for civil disobedience when there is literally no negative consequences for doing so, and this PR stunt shits all over the people who actually suffer for their beliefs.

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (MpOGS)

101 Hey, unrelated, but I just saw this on Twitter. Baseball Cuck is polishing his Republican bona fides ahead of the election:

@baseballcrank
If you're claiming now that Ron DeSantis is the same as Trump, you are admitting that a whole lot of the things about Trump that you complained about - the things that genuinely appalled me - were, to you, just pretexts to oppose a Republican.

He's totally rock-ribbed, guys!!!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)

102 If by handcuffed AOC, you mean electric nipple clamps, then yes, I'm ok with getting my hands dirty with AOC.
She needs calf implants tho...
Just terrible genetics in that area. Shame really.

Posted by: Swinging Richard at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (+Jekj)

103 Because apparently she arrested herself:
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America is so racist, women of color have to arrest themselves to protest legalization of that which is already legal

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (jS8r9)

104 Tough for her to give you a hand job with cuffs on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:40 PM (iiRhj)
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I don't see mouth cuffs.
Posted by: Alec Leamas (working from home) at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM

But you couldn't have missed us. We're nature's warning.

Posted by: AOC's Horse Teeth at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (IlOJE)

105 Does even one reporter dare ask her "why she faked being Handcuffed".

The MSM wouldn't want to muddy up their collective narrative.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (G0vdT)

106 kind of shocked AOC didn't wear something to show off her only 2 redeeming qualities...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Again...

Hungarian for nipple is "bimbo"

Posted by: Miklos merely magyarizes at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (4g4yr)

107 Biden will award them both the Medal of Freedom next week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (lf83v)

108 How leftists are reporting the AOC, Omar et alia "arrests" and "handcuffings":

https://twitter.com/donnedia/status/
1549475621184552961

Read responses for a cringe/laugh.

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM (yikp0)

Dude on the left looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (U3uv2)

109
AOC put her hands behind her back because the cop was attempting to touch her burrito bunz.

Posted by: Holey Guacamole at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (CVPaK)

110 79 This is rich. I was in the shit in Serbia and now no one even remembers.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

you *were* the shit in Serbia.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

111 I'd pay good money to see some old school cop wade in there with his billy stick and start handing out the wood shampoo.
Posted by: Hawkpilot (Ace-Certified best nic) at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (S5Kbl)

where's the CS Spray cop when you need him?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (p03vF)

112 101 Hey, unrelated, but I just saw this on Twitter. Baseball Cuck is polishing his Republican bona fides ahead of the election:

@baseballcrank
If you're claiming now that Ron DeSantis is the same as Trump, you are admitting that a whole lot of the things about Trump that you complained about - the things that genuinely appalled me - were, to you, just pretexts to oppose a Republican.

He's totally rock-ribbed, guys!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)

========

*starts rumors that DeSantis cheats on his wife and is working to share polling information with Putin at a secret meeting*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

113 No, man! AOC really was handcuffed. She's just such a warrior that she broke her thumbs like in all the spy movies so she could give the Solidarnosc fist to her supporters!!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (FmMvr)

114 Cunts

Sorry, there is only one word for them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (Irn0L)

115 Second look at tanks running over protesters?

Posted by: Zek at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (OzNIz)

116 HANDS UP. DON'T SHOOT! - AOC

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (AiZBA)

117 Madeline Dean was in the scrum

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (2JoB8)

118 Yeah, sure, whatever. Americans are maxing out their credit cards to feed their children and pay their bills. They'll love these showboating, ridiculous Congresschildren.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (sVtYq)

119 He's totally rock-ribbed, guys!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)

talc is, technically, a rock.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (6FeV1)

120 Saw this headline at Not The Bee. So disappointed when it was just for blocking traffic at SCOTUS.
Posted by: Prime Sister at July 19, 2022 04:33 PM (tQL7r)

I was hoping they'd turn into speed bumps...v
Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (p03vF)
***

Ahhh...the Rachael Corrie option. Good choice.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2022 04:47 PM (anj39)

121 Put them in solitary without habeus corpus, like the other insurrectionists.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 19, 2022 04:47 PM (lTGtQ)

122 Donkey Chompers, "I was nearly handcuffed by the cops!"

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 04:47 PM (mOs5Q)

123 He's totally rock-ribbed, guys!!!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:44 PM (WWh8n)
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For his pleasure.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:47 PM (krQz2)

124 this reminds me a a short video that came out a few years ago: palestinians supposed killed by Israelis lying under sheets. One of the corpses takes a moment to scratch his nose because no one can see through the sheet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Ynyl9)

125 Yeah, sure, whatever. Americans are maxing out their credit cards to feed their children and pay their bills. They'll love these showboating, ridiculous Congresschildren.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (sVtYq)
++++
Yeah, it does seem a wee bit tone-deaf, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)

126 Is it wrong to wish the cops used tazers and shotgun beanbags on these broads?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (BFigT)

127 Dude on the left looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra.
-------------------------------
He's a mean mother fu...

Shut yo mouth!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (yikp0)

128 Biden also claimed he was arrested trying to see Mandela. The Left are really predictable.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (IeQbT)

129 I saw an ad for Dr. Pimple Popper last week. This bald guy came wearing a derby hat. Took it off and had a huge lump on the side of his cranium the size of a tangerine. He had pasted a little derby hat to the growth. It was fascinating in it's own grotesque and horrible way. I get the same feeling looking at AOC.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (QSjkU)

130 22 Makes you wonder how much of this shit was going on before social media entered the scene and before nearly every fucking journalist was a left wing extremist.
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 19, 2022 04:35 PM (yACxx)

My first exposure to their perfidy was upon learning of the background info on the famous photo of the Vietnamese Col executing that "poor Vietcong prisoner".

But I'm sure the practice is as old as time...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (BgMrQ)

131 Alternate theory on BaseballCuck:

He's really dumb and still thinks that NeverTrump was about policy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

132 This is rich. I was in the shit in Serbia and now no one even remembers.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 19, 2022 04:42 PM (sWM8x)

you *were* the shit in Serbia.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (6FeV1)

she was shit out in Serbia...

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (p03vF)

133 If you're going to be cuffed, Inviso-cuffs are the way to go.

Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (0IeYL)

134 And I could hear that cop muttering under his breath how he wanted to rape me --and how Trump told him to do it!

Posted by: AOC at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (OzNIz)

135 The Capitol Police never even tried to put handcuffs on Ashli Babbitt.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (lf83v)

136 The gopE leadership ran to the media screaming "INSURRECTION!!" right? Right?

No, they didn't. Huh, I'm surprised at that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (WKPeU)

137 I think the media saying they were "arrested" is a stretch. They were detained and given a misdemeanor citation.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (qH6FZ)

138 whoops!, they give the stunt away by waving,

*******

A couple of not-so-cunning stunts

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (kXYt5)

139 Is the court even in session?

Posted by: JustSo at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (fdpot)

140 125 Yeah, sure, whatever. Americans are maxing out their credit cards to feed their children and pay their bills. They'll love these showboating, ridiculous Congresschildren.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (sVtYq)
++++
Yeah, it does seem a wee bit tone-deaf, eh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (WWh8n)

========

It's not like they can campaign on the economy. They've given up on winning persuadable voters. It's all about their base now. It's all they have, and they're desperate to not lose that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

141 A normal, sentient human being would be embarrassed AF. A 7 year old? Embarrassed. A house cat? Embarrassed.

But these scrunts can't even begin that sort of self reflection. I'll cut the media some slack though, they're up there with flatworms and cockroaches.

Posted by: clutch cargo - Now fortified with CPM-S90V at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (zB/T/)

142 Has the DOJ reached a financial settlement with Donkey-Chompers and Rep. Omar (Hamas) for nearly torturing them yet?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (mOs5Q)

143 Based on what I know, they would have brought their own personal handcuffs from home, but the pink would have clashed with their outfits.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (lTGtQ)

144 An interview you can look forward to seeing never:

Q: Why did you hold your hands behind your back as if you'd been handcuffed?

A: Because the police told me to.

Q: Then why did you throw your hand up in the air after having held it behind your back at the officer's request?

A: ...

Posted by: Xander Crews at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (MpOGS)

145 Ahhh...the Rachael Corrie option. Good choice.
Posted by: Diogenes

Rachel Corrie jokes usually fall flat.

Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (4g4yr)

146 Saw this headline at Not The Bee. So disappointed when it was just for blocking traffic at SCOTUS.
____________

What was the point of this nonsense? The SCOTUS is not even in session now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 19, 2022 04:43 PM

It's symbolic in our struggle against oppression brother.....uh sister.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (bVYXr)

147 It's not like they can campaign on the economy. They've given up on winning persuadable voters. It's all about their base now. It's all they have, and they're desperate to not lose that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
---
The economy is just stuff that happens to distract Joe from getting his plans accomplished.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (krQz2)

148 And again, I note that nobody should be surprised that people who believe killing babies is the highest form of human endeavor are also inveterate liars.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (FmMvr)

149 With full riot gear, this is serious you guyz! Oh, never mind, those are bicycle helmets...

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (Jg92y)

150 145 Ahhh...the Rachael Corrie option. Good choice.
Posted by: Diogenes

Rachel Corrie jokes usually fall flat.
Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (4g4yr)

Eh, just keep rollin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (6FeV1)

151 Is it wrong to wish the cops used tazers and shotgun beanbags on these broads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (BFigT)

where's the Phoenix cop who lasered the guy in the nuts with the pepper bag when you need him?

Posted by: SturmToddler (po3vF) at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (p03vF)

152 Break out the fire hoses and the dogs!

Posted by: Krankor at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (63Dwl)

153 I saw an ad for Dr. Pimple Popper last week. This bald guy came wearing a derby hat. Took it off and had a huge lump on the side of his cranium the size of a tangerine. He had pasted a little derby hat to the growth. It was fascinating in it's own grotesque and horrible way. I get the same feeling looking at AOC.

Knew a fella like that. His mis-shapened head had a lump out the side that he would place the hat on at an almost 45 degree angle.

His nickname was in fact "Lumpy".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (KR/Q/)

154 Has anyone learned the significance of the color of green for the baby-killing protests? Is it in sympathy for the abortion industry's $$$ losses?
Posted by: Emmie

Supposedly goes back to Argentina's fight for "abortion rights." Green represents life, health, hope, etc.

Think it means the opposite. IOW, they're laughing at us. And rubbing it in our faces.

Posted by: Prime Sister at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (tQL7r)

155 139 Is the court even in session?
__________

No, they're gone for the summer and won't be back until October.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (MvHI3)

156 Wait. There are really such a thing as Inviso-Cuffs?

How awesome is that?!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (kXYt5)

157 Lunchtime special in the Capitol cafeteria on Tuesdays is tacos.

I'd personally get a half a dozen al pastor with the green salsa.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (0ocXn)

158 117 Madeline Dean was in the scrum

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 19, 2022 04:46 PM (2JoB

She is as rotten and low-down and evil as the Squad members are. Maybe more so.

Posted by: Gref at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (AMIL/)

159 She ran that gauntlet without a magic hat. Mucho respecto!

Posted by: John Kerry at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (sWM8x)

160 The Capitol Police never even tried to put handcuffs on Ashli Babbitt.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (lf83v)
---
Right. White privilege.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (krQz2)

161 AOC put her hands behind her back because the cop was attempting to touch her burrito bunz.
Posted by: Holey Guacamole at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (CVPaK)

The Bell Beefer returns

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (M+Lyo)

162 It's all about their base now. It's all they have, and they're desperate to not lose that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Todos sus bases hispanicos are belong to us

Posted by: TRUMP2024! at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (4g4yr)

163 By the way: Insurrection? They're attempting to stop an official government action.
______________

Let's see them stop immigration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:51 PM (oCQkM)

164 this reminds me a a short video that came out a few years ago: palestinians supposed killed by Israelis lying under sheets. One of the corpses takes a moment to scratch his nose because no one can see through the sheet.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (Ynyl9)

There's a ton of those put out by the Ukraine government where all the covered dead keep sitting up.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 19, 2022 04:52 PM (qH6FZ)

165 >>Think it means the opposite. IOW, they're laughing at us. And rubbing it in our faces.

They might be laughing but they still lost and that isn't changing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 04:52 PM (ZLI7S)

166 I admire her level of sincerity

Posted by: Prince Asshole of England at July 19, 2022 04:52 PM (cY9wR)

167 Ahhh...the Rachael Corrie option. Good choice.
Posted by: Diogenes

Rachel Corrie jokes usually fall flat.
Posted by: Rodney Miklos-Dangerfield at July 19, 2022 04:50 PM (4g4yr)

Don't tread on me...

Posted by: metallica at July 19, 2022 04:52 PM (p03vF)

168 Based on what I know, they would have brought their own personal handcuffs from home, but the pink would have clashed with their outfits.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 19, 2022 04:49 PM (lTGtQ)

--------

Make Pink PussyHats Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (W7O9K)

169 DURING PRIDE MONTH?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (ZhgSR)

170 I hope the police are up to date on with their shots.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (X0TVS)

171 Just like Selma!

Posted by: Squid at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (LSRK6)

172 I remember seeing a supposedly dead Pali moved the sheet back so he could take a puff on a cig.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (jTmQV)

173 Wait. There are really such a thing as Inviso-Cuffs?

How awesome is that?!
Posted by: Muldoon

Like kid's braces nowadays, you can barely see them.

Posted by: Miklos, unlicened Orthodontisat serving the underserved with overbites at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (4g4yr)

174 AOC put her hands behind her back because the cop was attempting to touch her burrito bunz.
Posted by: Holey Guacamole at July 19, 2022 04:45 PM (CVPaK)
______________
Color me jaded, but I don't find her the slightest bit attractive. Even before she opens her yap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:53 PM (oCQkM)

175 Should have got a tarp, some gloves and duct tape to round out the look.
Posted by: Minnfidel

and a pickle

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (X5xXa)

176 Does Occasional Cortex think there is a chill in the air with the coat and scarf on in DC in July?

Like the crazies on the street in winter coats when its 100 F.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

177 It's all propaganda

Not even talented propaganda.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (XvPQV)

178 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Who owns July?

Posted by: Miklos, easily confused at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (4g4yr)

179 and just at that moment, a bus rigged to blow if it went under 55 mph turned down the street being blocked by AoS ... and before she could jump out of the way ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (Cus5s)

180 Years ago in SC they had the "Root Doctor" murder, which is a story in itself, where they found a headless body that they couldn't identify, until they found his head in the voodoo guys trunk. The victim? Anvil Head Jones.

And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (yQpMk)

181 178 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Who owns July?
Posted by: Miklos, easily confused at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (4g4yr)

========

Master Blaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (LvTSG)

182 “Officer, may I suggest using your nightstick.”

B. R. Valentine

Posted by: Squid at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (LSRK6)

183 Yesterday, I went to China Freight to pick up some poly rope, zip ties and on my way I decided on an axe. Kind of wondered how it looked to the clerks.
Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM

Should have got a tarp, some gloves and duct tape to round out the look.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 04:41 PM (iiRhj)

Marriage beginners kit.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (Qhnrt)

184 Wait. There are really such a thing as Inviso-Cuffs?

How awesome is that?!
Posted by: Muldoon
---
You'd need intangible cuffs to fist-pump, though.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (krQz2)

185 Occasional Cortex -- That breakfast taco is old and moldy.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (gmo/4)

186 This bald guy came wearing a derby hat. Took it off and had a huge lump on the side of his cranium the size of a tangerine. He had pasted a little derby hat to the growth.

*******

HATS OFF - a limerick

A frog on a man's head? (that's class!)
At the doctor--what comes to pass?
"How can I help you guys?"
To his shock the frog replies,
"Can you get this ugly growth off my ass"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (kXYt5)

187 It's all propaganda

Not even talented propaganda.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo, food, water at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (XvPQV)

I am insulted that they can't even make an effort at propagandizing me.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (U3uv2)

188 AOC's "safe word" to get out of the (winks, nods..) "cuffs", was Taa-Daa!!!

And just like that, the magic cuffs not only opened, but they completely disappeared!

For her next trick (no, not the john behind the dumpster), watch AOC pull a rabbit out of this hat! (obligatory, "that trick never works!")

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2022 04:55 PM (tkOps)

189 Remember when Martin Luther King Jr. put his hands behind his back to pretend being arrested?

AOC is just as brave.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (lf83v)

190 AOC was led away with a carrot dangling from a stick

Posted by: DIO at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (2cfUo)

191 Is it wrong to wish the cops used tazers and shotgun beanbags on these broads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 04:48 PM (BFigT)
______________

Do they no longer issue nightsticks to cops? Well? Have at it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (oCQkM)

192 She won't be laughing if she gets put in a cell with Tyrone "Penelope" Jones...

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Jg92y)

193 That Omar schmuck is built like a damn Weeble. Or like one of those inflatable bopper thingies kids can punch over and they fwing right back upright again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (6FeV1)

194 Rock ribbed? That come in black or chestnut brown?

Posted by: Wives of NeverTrump at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (+Jekj)

195 Was her fiancé and french bulldog at the scene?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

196 Americans are maxing out their credit cards to feed their children and pay their bills.

Good thing interest rates are not going up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Irn0L)

197 Who owns July?
Posted by: Miklos

During Ice Cream Month?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (mOs5Q)

198 Baseball Cuck is defending me?!?
Fcku!

Posted by: Ron DiSantis at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (PsUT0)

199 And just like that, the magic cuffs not only opened, but they completely disappeared!
___________

And the fuss they made about Houdini.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (oCQkM)

200 This busty bikini brunette wishes that AOC had been arrested and thrown into a gulag like the political prisoners she helped consign to that same fate:
https://is.gd/f3RCB0

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (WWh8n)

201 Police: "Law & Order" crew member fatally shot on Brooklyn set

A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday, the New York Police Department confirmed to CBS News.

The 31-year-old man was working for the parking detail of "Law & Order: Organized Crime," a spin-off of the original "Law & Order" show starring actor Christopher Meloni. He was working on North Henry Street, near Norman Avenue in Greenpoint, Brooklyn around 5:15 a.m. when he was fatally shot in the head and neck, according to police.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (MFZ8i)

202 You'd need intangible cuffs to fist-pump, though.
Posted by: Axeman

No.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (4g4yr)

203 She won't be laughing if she gets put in a cell with Tyrone "Penelope" Jones...
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2022 04:56 PM (Jg92y)
++++
Laughing? No.
Giggling coquettishly? Perhaps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (WWh8n)

204 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: nurse ratched

BDSM Month!

Posted by: Wives of NeverTrump at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (+Jekj)

205 [insert John Houseman voice here]

How did the media get their 11% trust rating? They *earrrrnnnned* it."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (ZSK0i)

206

Donkey Show knows all about handcuffs.

She got plenty of practice on my yacht...

Posted by: Anarchical Hereditary Oligarch at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (054hx)

207 If republicans were smart, they would demand an investigation into the Capitol Police for handcuffing a rep.

Demand that heads roll.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (X5xXa)

208 > I think the media saying they were "arrested" is a stretch. They were detained and given a misdemeanor citation.
_____________

Got more of a penalty than Colbert's staff's stunt did.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (BFigT)

209 A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday, the New York Police Department confirmed to CBS News.
_____________________________________________

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (lf83v)

210 A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday, the New York Police Department confirmed to CBS News.

The 31-year-old man was working for the parking detail of "Law & Order: Organized Crime," a spin-off of the original "Law & Order" show starring actor Christopher Meloni. He was working on North Henry Street, near Norman Avenue in Greenpoint, Brooklyn around 5:15 a.m. when he was fatally shot in the head and neck, according to police.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 19, 2022 04:57 PM (MFZ8i)
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Was Alec Baldwyn guest starring?

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (krQz2)

211 She's not really at the Court. She's outside the fence of a school playground. Wonder if she even knows.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (x61Im)

212 olice: "Law & Order" crew member fatally shot on Brooklyn set

Clearly a case or iron-y posioning.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (cY9wR)

213 178 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Who owns July?
Posted by: Miklos, easily confused at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (4g4yr)
*******
the sharks.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (NpAcC)

214 Someone needs to combine this fake arrest with her fake visit at the border.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (IeQbT)

215 This busty bikini brunette wishes that AOC had been arrested and thrown into a gulag like the political prisoners she helped consign to that same fate:
https://is.gd/f3RCB0
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The background is, in fact, the Waters of my Home World.

Posted by: Miklos likes to show at July 19, 2022 04:58 PM (4g4yr)

216 Just would like to see the DOJ arrest Ilhan for immigration fraud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM (Ivdso)

217 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Who owns July?
Posted by: Miklos, easily confused at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (4g4yr)
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Jump ball.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM (krQz2)

218 Going by the pic I saw on Twatter, OCrazyHo is hitting The Wall hard.

Harsh sunlight is no longer your friend, Sandy.

Recommend studio portraits only, with plenty of vaseline on the lens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM (bW8dp)

219 AOC grinning the whole time I think really encapsulates the seriousness of this whole event.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM (G0vdT)

220 Does Occasional Cortex think there is a chill in the air with the coat and scarf on in DC in July?
_____________

IIRC, she's Puerto Rican. It probably feels chilly (chili?) to her.

It's like Mexicans (Amerindians) who come to SoCal from, e.g., Chiapas, and in July who bundle up themselves and their kids like Nanook of the North. I could pass out just looking at them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM (oCQkM)

221 Recommend studio portraits only, with plenty of vaseline on the lens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM (bW8dp)

soft-shell focus?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (6FeV1)

222 ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ynyl9)

223 DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Who owns July?
Posted by: Miklos, easily confused at July 19, 2022 04:54 PM (4g4yr)

The Disabled

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (IeQbT)

224 ha ha natural tits are worth a fortune always have been. In the day they were mandatory for female corporate employees. Implants are weird and need a babysitter they are sensitive to the touch. That is at least the way I touch titties...

Posted by: Commenter What Got a Shirt at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (tvh0c)

225 A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday,

Good to see that Alec Baldwin has found work.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Jg92y)

226 If republicans were smart, they would demand an investigation into the Capitol Police for handcuffing a rep.

Demand that heads roll.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

bombard Cheney with that question.

Kitzinger is already dead leftovers, so don't bother with him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (cY9wR)

227 Word has it that OCrazyHo brought her own cuffs to use at the photo shoot, but one of her handler pointed out that they were fur-lined.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (bW8dp)

228 And the fuss they made about Houdini.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

He was Hungarian!

I demand reparations.

And palinka.

Reparations and palinka.

Posted by: Miklos sees how this goes at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (4g4yr)

229 I love the old gray-haired harridan shouting that "abortion rights are under attack."

As if that's relevant to her, or has been within the last decade or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (oCQkM)

230 AOC nearly arrested and tortured? During UV Safety Month?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (mOs5Q)

231 It's 90 degrees in DC. What the hell is AOC doing dressed in black and a long jacket?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (VhE0u)

232 222 ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ynyl9)

you mean, like... carbon dating?

I don't think that works on such a short timescale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (6FeV1)

233 > ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?

My hand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (bW8dp)

234 So, Law and Order says their plots are "ripped from today's headlines."

Now, today's headlines are ripped from the set of Law and Order.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (lf83v)

235 Shut up, show us your tits, and get furry handcuffed to a four poster bed, you dimwitted commie stooge of a whore.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (ufFY8)

236 A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday, the New York Police Department confirmed to CBS News.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Meter expired.

Posted by: Zombie Lennie Brisco at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (X5xXa)

237 ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ynyl9)

Is Thunberg still on puberty blockers?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

238 The 31-year-old man was working for the parking detail of "Law & Order: Organized Crime,"

We was no where near dare.

Posted by: Frank, Frankie Rocks, Falconnei at July 19, 2022 05:02 PM (gmo/4)

239 "ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?"

No. Just no.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at July 19, 2022 05:02 PM (1DgE4)

240 By the way, what is the latest on the Baldwin investigation. That has disappeared. How hard is it to wrap up that investigation?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (lf83v)

241 We thinks Reoersentertave Corntes should runs for Presdent ..

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (gJ4tM)

242 I love the old gray-haired harridan shouting that "abortion rights are under attack."

As if that's relevant to her, or has been within the last decade or two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

My People use all parts of the Media Opportunity

Posted by: Sen. gray-haired harridan at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (4g4yr)

243 A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday,
____________

"Ripped from the headlines ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (oCQkM)

244 unfortunate about the Law and Order guy (life sometimes imitates art), but the new series with Meloni lost my interest after a couple of episodes.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (Ynyl9)

245 I wonder if they will do a show about this.

If they do, it will be an abortion advocate intent on overthrowing the government who fired at a parking lot attendant for some charity photo shoot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (X5xXa)

246 The 31-year-old man was working for the parking detail of "Law & Order: Organized Crime,"

Well, there's the next show. Might be a good time for the writers to grab a little vacay.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (906pl)

247 Stop AOC! Taser, taser, taser!!

Posted by: Kim Potter at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (ufFY8)

248 her hoohaw smelss of breakfast tacos. i'd eat it.

Posted by: esquincle at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (3Yj85)

249 234 So, Law and Order says their plots are "ripped from today's headlines."

Now, today's headlines are ripped from the set of Law and Order.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (lf83v)
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If they turn this into an episode would it be life imitating art imitating life?

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (G0vdT)

250 I love the old gray-haired harridan shouting that "abortion rights are under attack."

As if that's relevant to her, or has been within the last decade or two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

My People use all parts of the Media Opportunity
Posted by: Sen. gray-haired harridan at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (4g4yr)
______________
An acquaintance's daughter is a sister of Sappho, and she and her "wife" are routinely on the warpath re abortion. Go figure that one. Are there free range turkey basters out there?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (oCQkM)

251 ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?

Given a choice, I think I will take a date with Gemma Arterton.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (QSjkU)

252 How dumb do they think we are?!

Oh wait, people actually voted for AOC and Ilhan Nur. Neeeeverr miiiiind.....

Posted by: pookysgirl, confirmed cynic at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (XKZwp)

253 ..ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg? Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ynyl9)

If by "date", should you mean establishing the 2nd calendar reference on their respective obituaries?

Then, both.

/flightsoffantasy

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (tkOps)

254 Puerto Rican. Do you speak it, bitch?

Posted by: Sandy Kotex at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (sWM8x)

255 The 31-year-old man was working for the parking detail of "Law & Order: Organized Crime," a spin-off of the original "Law & Order" show starring actor Christopher Meloni. He was working on North Henry Street, near Norman Avenue in Greenpoint, Brooklyn around 5:15 a.m. when he was fatally shot in the head and neck, according to police.
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Guest Starring Alec Baldwin??

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (yikp0)

256 Well, there's the next show. Might be a good time for the writers to grab a little vacay.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 19, 2022 05:04 PM (906pl)

"Was he a Trumper?"

"I dunno."

"He was a Trumper. Get that script in ASAP. See you in two weeks."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (6FeV1)

257 The people in Omar and Cortez districts must be complete losers and idiots....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (Zwd+N)

258 ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?
Or Sandra Fluke or Trigglypuff?

We're not looking so crazy anymore are we?

Posted by: The Catholic Church's celicibacy rule for priests at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (NaH5I)

259 A crew member was fatally shot on a "Law & Order" set in Brooklyn Tuesday:

"Dun, dun!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (fBY/Q)

260 251 Given a choice, I think I will take a date with Gemma Arterton.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (QSjkU)

=========

I'm pretty sure I called dibs a while back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (LvTSG)

261 Remember when Occasionally-Coherent pitched a fit in front of a chai linked fence that was supposedly imprisoning migrants. Later it turned out that the fence was around an empty parking lot.

Posted by: Bob at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (d+5Bz)

262 We thinks Reoersentertave Corntes should runs for Presdent ..

Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (gJ4tM)

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Does Venezuela even have a Presdent?

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (W7O9K)

263 Who owns July?

July is Minority Disabilities Awareness Month. So take your pick of all the weirdos and race baiters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (BFigT)

264 Is Thunberg still on puberty blockers?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 05:02 PM (yQpMk)

Sure looks like it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (ZSK0i)

265 Maybe AOC and Ilhan were just showing everyone that they CAN ACTUALLY find their ass with both hands.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (lf83v)

266 Is it just me, but I wish Buttigieg would answer a Republican congressional hearing question by faking sucking dick using the requisite tongue in the cheek technique?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (mOs5Q)

267 I love the old gray-haired harridan shouting that "abortion rights are under attack."

******

Nobody wants to be burdened with an unplanned grandchild.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (kXYt5)

268 I want to have children with the Brattleboro babes.

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (Zwd+N)

269 Is Thunberg still on puberty blockers?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 05:02 PM (yQpMk)
_____________

Just to mess with us, she should get enormous after-market headlights.

Yeah, I know. I'm twisted. You're not the first to notice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (oCQkM)

270 This busty bikini brunette wishes that AOC had been arrested and thrown into a gulag like the political prisoners she helped consign to that same fate:
https://is.gd/f3RCB0

She's been a bad girl and needs a good spanking...

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

271 The Daily Daddario is having trouble with the whole fake handcuffs thing as well:

https://tinyurl.com/4mev344t

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (LvTSG)

272 "Ripped from the headlines ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:03 PM (oCQkM)
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Hey! I was reading that!

Posted by: Newspaper Reader at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (krQz2)

273 Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported.

https://bit.ly/3crEdjM

Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (eyxn4)

274 Does Venezuela even have a Presdent?
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 19, 2022 05:05 PM (W7O9K)
____________

Do we?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (oCQkM)

275 MARY IS SO RIGHT!!!

And Mary, your artisanal goat cheese is maturing in our cellar and is...are you and your Special Friend Ahmed sure this smell is right? Fred said to light a match, but I'm a little afraid.

Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (4g4yr)

276 I would date my Chihuahua before those two oxygen thieves....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 19, 2022 05:08 PM (Zwd+N)

277 If they turn this into an episode would it be life imitating art imitating life?
__________

Who cares? Nobody's gonna watch it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 19, 2022 05:08 PM (MvHI3)

278 > Color me jaded, but I don't find her the slightest bit attractive.

Eh... she was cute enough when she was younger, but those days have come to an end.

In five years she's gonna look like the housekeeping staff in Super 8 motel on the interstate, 25 miles outside of Circle Jerk, Nebraska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)

279 a lot of Law and Order episodes do seem to begin with someone being shot for no apparent reason. Wrong place at the wrong moment.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (Ynyl9)

280 ClOwNwOrLd

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (s+pfm)

281 holy cow Mannix. That's your personal best. Not sure it can be topped.

Posted by: esquincle at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (3Yj85)

282 She's been a bad girl and needs a good spanking...

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2022 05:06 PM (gmo/4)

Farbeit for me to spare the "rod".

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (QSjkU)

283 >>The people in Omar and Cortez districts must be complete losers and idiots....

AOC's district is a minority majority district with 50% of the voters being tacos. They went for Biden over Trump 72% - 27%.

So yes, idiots.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

284 "Maybe they're just wearing those new Inviso-Cuffs with the special patent-pending Unlimited Range of Motion feature."

Due to budget cuts, we ran out of hand-cuffs. But we're going to continue to operate as if the hand-cuffs were actually there.

Posted by: Support Your Local Capital Police at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (pCXlW)

285 "This busty bikini brunette wishes that AOC had been arrested and thrown into a gulag like the political prisoners she helped consign to that same fate:
https://is.gd/f3RCB0"

She's not that busty and may not even be a brunette. She probably doesn't even know how to spell bikini anyway.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (sn5EN)

286 If those scrunts were any farther away from the Supreme Court they would have been protesting in Delaware. Bitches had any balls they would have super glued themselves to the fence around the court. Cheap theater.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (qvttO)

287 Do we?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (oCQkM)

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Heh. I set 'em up, and Jay knocks 'em down.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (W7O9K)

288 283 AOC's district is a minority majority district with 50% of the voters being tacos. They went for Biden over Trump 72% - 27%.

So yes, idiots.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

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They also re-elected her after she drove a huge Amazon investment from the district.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

289 "ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?"

AOC could pull a donkey cart. I don't think Greta could hang.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (sn5EN)

290 ClOwNwOrLd
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (s+pfm)
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Moose out front will tell you.

Posted by: Newspaper Reader at July 19, 2022 05:11 PM (krQz2)

291 fen socking fd ?

Posted by: esquincle at July 19, 2022 05:11 PM (3Yj85)

292 IIRC, she's Puerto Rican. It probably feels chilly (chili?) to her.

It's like Mexicans (Amerindians) who come to SoCal from, e.g., Chiapas, and in July who bundle up themselves and their kids like Nanook of the North. I could pass out just looking at them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 04:59 PM

Just like the mexican roofing crews around here in NE Texas. It will be 100+ degrees and they are all wearing long sleeve shirts and jackets.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2022 05:11 PM (bVYXr)

293 > They also re-elected her after she drove a huge Amazon investment from the district.

Yeah, but if that had gone through, people might have started asking why they didn't get jobs.

Can't have that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:12 PM (bW8dp)

294 In five years she's gonna look like the housekeeping staff in Super 8 motel on the interstate, 25 miles outside of Circle Jerk, Nebraska.

Hey! We have higher standards than that!

- Town Clerk, Circle Jerk, Nebraska

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2022 05:12 PM (gmo/4)

295 That video clearly shows border agents galloping up on their horses and beating them with whips as well. I can't believe this is the country we live in.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 19, 2022 05:12 PM (SOV+T)

296 Also I'm going to need a rear view to get a good look at those elbows.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:12 PM (sn5EN)

297 They wrapped her up like a burrito! Rayciss cops!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:12 PM (iiRhj)

298 Eh... she was cute enough when she was younger, but those days have come to an end.

In five years she's gonna look like the housekeeping staff in Super 8 motel on the interstate, 25 miles outside of Circle Jerk, Nebraska.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:08 PM (bW8dp)
__________

Fast forward 10 years, and she'll be a 250 lb. mamacita.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:13 PM (oCQkM)

299 Bitches had any balls they would have super glued themselves to the fence around the court. Cheap theater.
Posted by: Ben Had

They need a visit behind the horse trailer.

Posted by: Miklos orders bulk spatulas at July 19, 2022 05:13 PM (4g4yr)

300 AOC made some off-the-cuff remarks.

Posted by: Newspaper Reader at July 19, 2022 05:14 PM (krQz2)

301
Congressional theater in the building, Congressional theater outside the building.

Posted by: portlandon at July 19, 2022 05:14 PM (+oR7L)

302 Do we?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (oCQkM)
---------
Heh. I set 'em up, and Jay knocks 'em down.
Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (W7O9K)
____________

Fistbump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (oCQkM)

303 >>In five years she's gonna look like the housekeeping staff in Super 8 motel on the interstate, 25 miles outside of Circle Jerk, Nebraska.

Keep your eyes on her ass. It's a dead giveaway of an aging Puerto Rican woman.

Once it starts expanding it's all downhill.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (ZLI7S)

304 Ilhan Omar reading The Radical Protestor's Handbook: "When the arresting officer goes to place the cuffs on your wrists, go limp."

All men watching Ilhan Omar get arrested: "Way ahead of you there, Toots!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (kXYt5)

305
Remember AOC's fake picture all dressed in white crying outside the border fence, and later seeing she was taking the picture in front of a chainlink fence with nobody around?

She's all smoke and mirrors.

Posted by: portlandon at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (+oR7L)

306 holy cow Mannix. That's your personal best. Not sure it can be topped.
Posted by: esquincle at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (3Yj85)

Holy Cow is right, those things will nourish two sets of quintuplets....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (mR6Gs)

307 She's not that busty and may not even be a brunette. She probably doesn't even know how to spell bikini anyway.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM

Ah, yea she's busty AF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (iiRhj)

308 Fast forward 10 years, and she'll be a 250 lb. mamacita.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:13 PM (oCQkM)

mamagordo. She has already started.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (QSjkU)

309 Thundberg has the face that could be a viaagra antidote

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (vHvSi)

310 "56 Yesterday, I went to China Freight to pick up some poly rope, zip ties and on my way I decided on an axe. Kind of wondered how it looked to the clerks.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (QYPq3) "

you forgot the big roll of garbage bags ! and the tarps !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (tNU8M)

311 I'd let AOC be my maid.
Ilhan can go back to f..king Somalia. Exile....except....she isn't even from here.

Posted by: Alexandria's Bundt Cake at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (cDDYL)

312 AOC made some off-the-cuff remarks.

******

Heh!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (kXYt5)

313 One of the corpses takes a moment to scratch his nose because no one can see through the sheet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Every single "news" report about Israel and the Paleo-Swine-Ians is utterly fake and has been for almost 50 years. And every single "news" "reporter" who covers that beat is in on it.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (FmMvr)

314 Democrats Blockade Supreme Court and Get Politely Escorted Away by Police

And, since it's closed, they can claim 100% effectiveness and bravery.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ugV9/)

315 Praise Allaha for Representative Omar !!!!@

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (Zwd+N)

316 " AOC made some off-the-cuff remarks."

She sometimes manacles the language.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (sn5EN)

317 AOC made some off-the-cuff remarks.
Posted by: Newspaper Reader at July 19, 2022 05:14 PM

Thread winner. Well except the busty brunette in bikini.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM (iiRhj)

318 They also re-elected her after she drove a huge Amazon investment from the district.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

Most NYC outer borough residents that even bother to vote don't work in Amazon warehouses - they live off Daddy's trust in Brooklyn or LI City condos over-looking the East River.

The rest that don't vote just rob warehouses or live in Staten Island.

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM (+Cgut)

319 They are all circus acts

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM (2JoB8)

320 AOC could pull a donkey cart. I don't think Greta could hang.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (sn5EN)
______________

"Leave me out of this this time around." - the donkey

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM (oCQkM)

321 273 Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported.

https://bit.ly/3crEdjM
Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (eyxn4)
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Damn, his OODA loop must of been in Hyperdrive.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM (G0vdT)

322 Looks like more media there than protesters

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 19, 2022 05:18 PM (znXFE)

323 Democrats Blockade Supreme Court and Get Politely Escorted Away by Police

And, since it's closed, they can claim 100% effectiveness and bravery.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (ugV9/)
_____________

"And STAY OUT!" - protestors

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:18 PM (oCQkM)

324 Propaganda like this probably worked really well 75-100 years ago. Now, not so much. Everyone has a video camera.

Posted by: bjjfiter at July 19, 2022 05:18 PM (zfXPz)

325 Also... Ilhan spotting a padded bra...because she has no rack.

Posted by: Alexandria's Bundt Cake at July 19, 2022 05:18 PM (cDDYL)

326 "232 222 ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:00 PM (Ynyl9)

you mean, like... carbon dating?
I don't think that works on such a short timescale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (6FeV1)

233 > ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?
My hand.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:01 PM (bW8dp) "

TWO possible threadwinners !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 19, 2022 05:18 PM (tNU8M)

327 Fistbump.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

AOC made some off-the-cuff remarks.
*****
Heh!!
Posted by: Muldoon

Fistbump>>>fisticuffs

Posted by: Miklos so orders at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (4g4yr)

328 273 Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported.

https://bit.ly/3crEdjM
Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (eyxn4)
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Damn, his OODA loop must of been in Hyperdrive.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM (G0vdT)

Epic

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (M+Lyo)

329 One of the corpses takes a moment to scratch his nose because no one can see through the sheet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
____________

Someone should've given him a hot foot. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (oCQkM)

330 AOC made some off-the-cuff remarks."

She sometimes manacles the language.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:16 PM (sn5EN)

Cops told her to zip it.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (anj39)

331 "British women do not age well..."
-A warning about Kate Beckinsale's character in Serendipity

If they only knew how well she would age...

https://tinyurl.com/29tf42ts

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

332 Good ole 911 Representative Omar is my hero !!!!@

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Zwd+N)

333 Can't they come up with better chants than the old ones?

"Hey hey. Ho Ho."

Posted by: portlandon at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (+oR7L)

334 "56 Yesterday, I went to China Freight to pick up some poly rope, zip ties and on my way I decided on an axe. Kind of wondered how it looked to the clerks.

Posted by: In Reel Life (yes, dummy, on purpose) at July 19, 2022 04:39 PM (QYPq3) "

you forgot the big roll of garbage bags ! and the tarps !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 19, 2022 05:15 PM (tNU8M)

It would be pretty funny if they were all together at the end, like they put salsa withchoips and pasta with sauce of an aisle

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (kf6Ak)

335 How dumb do they think we are?!

Ah biden is in the WH?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Irn0L)

336 "Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported."

he must have not be carrying the gun in a safe manner.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Ynyl9)

337 Hey hey. Ho Ho. This old chant has got to go.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:20 PM (sn5EN)

338 Also... Ilhan spotting a padded bra...because she has no rack.
Posted by: Alexandria's Bundt Cake at July 19, 2022 05:18 PM (cDDYL)
___________

Is that part of the ~~Rocky~~ Rachel Levine line of clothes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:20 PM (oCQkM)

339
Kamala Harris was there. The cops told her to assume the position, and she laid down on her back and threw her legs up.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 19, 2022 05:20 PM (+oR7L)

340 Has Mike Wallace come out as trans over at CNN yet?

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 05:20 PM (mOs5Q)

341 Just like the mexican roofing crews around here in NE Texas. It will be 100+ degrees and they are all wearing long sleeve shirts and jackets.

and they don't send their kids to school if it's under 60. too cold

Posted by: brak at July 19, 2022 05:20 PM (j5Tg0)

342 WCCO... esme murphy @esmemurphy; 1h
Rep Omar says she was given a ticket and will have to pay $50 dollar fine. Her picture was taken while she was in custody, no fingerprints. She and other female MOC were arrested today while protesting at Supreme Court for abortion rights

You're not under arrest if no cuffs and no booking, stupid MFM bitch. A fine isn't 'arrested' unless you were arrested the last time you got a parking ticket.

Dumb bitch also trying to walk back her lying AOC in cuffs earlier "Correction : it’s not clear in this video of @ilhanmn that she is in handcuffs - staff says she has been taken into custody along with other MOC during a pro abortion rights protest - it looks at the end of the clip that she is not in cuffs"

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (yikp0)

343 I singlehandedly pulled PT109 to safety with a bowline clenched resolutely in my teeth, but now all people remember is Frick & Frack. I have to admit, though, that if I were still among the living I'd allow AOC to blow me with Hispanic vigor.

Posted by: JFK at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (sWM8x)

344 "Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds "

I'm impressed. Has anybody heard how far away he was?

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (sn5EN)

345 Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported.

https://bit.ly/3crEdjM

Posted by: bonhomme

The Bee had a photo of a bunch of FBI guys chatting with the headline: "Authorities Upset That Months Of Preparation Foiled By Good Guy With A Gun."

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (FmMvr)

346 "British women do not age well..."
-A warning about Kate Beckinsale's character in Serendipity
______________

Ahem. I give you Elizabeth Hurley.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oCQkM)

347 Miklos, it would be my pleasure. I could reenact the trailer scene in Yellowstone.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (qvttO)

348 The Capitol Police would never interfere with a Senator or Rep without approval. It was all a show. They must have asked to be led away. There is no way the cops put hands on them - it is interfering with a congressman in pursuit of their duties or something like that, and just never done.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Wasn't AOC just threatening the Capitol Police like three days ago, regarding their role on Jan. 6?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (M9XmQ)

349 I don't know if this has been mentioned yet (I can't read all the day's comments), but "Vice President Kamala Harris compares Supreme Court abortion ruling to slavery".

https://twitter.com/i/events/
1549432064709197827

Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Yr4Df)

350 Can't they come up with better chants than the old ones?

"Hey hey. Ho Ho."
Posted by: portlandon

They won the lawsuit, and damn plan to use it.

Posted by: SantaCorp at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (4g4yr)

351 283 AOC's district is a minority majority district with 50% of the voters being tacos. They went for Biden over Trump 72% - 27%.

So yes, idiots.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

They also re-elected her after she drove a huge Amazon investment from the district.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:10 PM (LvTSG)
*******
Nancy Pelosi also said that a glass of water could win in that district as long as it had a D by its name.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (NpAcC)

352 Omar would be a great ambassador to South Yeman..

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Zwd+N)

353 People are idiots. Ran to the liquor store. Some numbnuts riding a bike wearing a mask.

Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2022 05:22 PM (mn1Pi)

354 Ahem. I give you Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM

Well thanks for giving her to me, my wife might even allow that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:22 PM (iiRhj)

355 "Posted by: Willie Brown "

The threadwinner has already been given away but here's and Honorable Mention.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:22 PM (sn5EN)

356 seen at twitchy: mr poopy pants:

Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage in his Dobbs concurrence b/c he's married to a white woman.

"He didn't mention Loving for some reason…maybe the fact that he's intermarried and so is Senator McConnell, maybe that had something to do with it."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Ynyl9)

357 British women do not age well..."
-A warning about Kate Beckinsale's character in Serendipity
______________

Ahem. I give you Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oCQkM)

Does she age at all?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (eGTCV)

358 LOL vmom ! the endcap of doom !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - ultra MAGA FTW ! at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (tNU8M)

359 351 Nancy Pelosi also said that a glass of water could win in that district as long as it had a D by its name.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (NpAcC)

==========

AOC had a contested primary...that she won easily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (LvTSG)

360 None of those videos work for me. The cuff links must be broken!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (kXYt5)

361 In a sane world AOC would be an attraction in the Tijuana Donkey show....if the donkey would have her.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (ligyL)

362 283 AOC's district is a minority majority district with 50% of the voters being tacos. They went for Biden over Trump 72% - 27%.

So yes, idiots.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
____________

Average IQ there? 70, with gusts up to 85.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oCQkM)

363 "ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?"
........

Both. I'd take AOC to a Tijuana donkey show, and I'd take Gurta to an old fashioned tire burning. It's be fun.

Posted by: wth at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (v0R5T)

364 Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported.

https://bit.ly/3crEdjM
Posted by: bonhomme at July 19, 2022 05:07 PM (eyxn4)
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Damn, his OODA loop must of been in Hyperdrive.

Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2022 05:17 PM

He took the dude out from 40 yards with a pistol in less than 30 seconds? Frikken Rambo.

Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM (bVYXr)

365 356 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage in his Dobbs concurrence b/c he's married to a white woman.

"He didn't mention Loving for some reason…maybe the fact that he's intermarried and so is Senator McConnell, maybe that had something to do with it."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:22 PM (Ynyl9)

==========

"Could it be that it wasn't relevant to the case law regarding Roe and Casey?"

"You sound like an insurrectionist."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM (LvTSG)

366 I'm impressed. Has anybody heard how far away he was?
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Forty yards, according to one report. Very good shooter if that's true.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM (sWM8x)

367 the FNM has got to be made a complete laughingstock. If that cannot be made to happen I don't see a non violent solution to the commie insurgency wrecking our once great republic.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM (3cGpq)

368
336 "Greenwood Mall Good Samaritan put shots on target within 15 seconds of the shooter's first shot, not two minutes as first reported."

he must have not be carrying the gun in a safe manner.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (Ynyl9)

I'm sure he broke some gun range rules. Bastard needs to be arrested solely for that.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM (Qhnrt)

369 >>Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage in his Dobbs concurrence b/c he's married to a white woman.

I didn't know fat Nadler was a biologist.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

370 Just like the mexican roofing crews around here in NE Texas. It will be 100+ degrees and they are all wearing long sleeve shirts and jackets.
Posted by: Mister Scott (formerly GWS) at July 19, 2022 05:11 PM (bVYXr)

long sleeves while working on the roof on a hot day is probably good idea, as is the big floppy hat

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (kf6Ak)

371 Was Sandy Cortez led away with a carrot?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (0ocXn)

372 "Forty yards, according to one report. Very good shooter if that's true."

Yes indeed. I think I heard he fired 10 rounds. I wonder how many landed on the perp.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (sn5EN)

373 "British women do not age well..."
-A warning about Kate Beckinsale's character in Serendipity

If they only knew how well she would age...

https://tinyurl.com/29tf42ts
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:19 PM (LvTSG)

Stunning, even with no makeup

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (M+Lyo)

374 I'm impressed. Has anybody heard how far away he was?

Posted by: fd

40 yards, according to Twatter. So who really knows.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (FmMvr)

375 Ahem. I give you Elizabeth Hurley.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (oCQkM)

Does she age at all?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (eGTCV)
_______________

No. She, and Christie Brinkley, are obviously in league with the devil.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (oCQkM)

376 I'm impressed. Has anybody heard how far away he was?
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Forty yards, according to one report. Very good shooter if that's true.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM

40 yards with a pistol? Well done! I hope he sanitized and called for armor and donuts first though. He also needed the mall key and had to find maintenance.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (iiRhj)

377 Was Sandy Cortez led away with a carrot?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (0ocXn)
___________

"Come this way, Miss Cortez, your donkey is waiting."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (oCQkM)

378 > He didn't mention Loving for some reason…

Maybe because it's been a dead issue for 50 years.

Although if you asked, I'm betting that Thomas would agree that marriage laws are also the prerogative of the states, not the Federal government.

I just got curious (always a bad idea). Turns out that Nadler's wife is even more obese and unattractive than he is.

Probably the interracial thing doesn't apply with them, since I'm pretty sure they're both members of the Hutt species.

Someone should do a photoshop with Nadler as Jabba, and OCrazyHo and BroFo on chains in Slave Girl Leia costumes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (bW8dp)

379 Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (eGTCV)

380 Same cuffs they wear in their camshow channels?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (YU7Gz)

381 'That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (0OP+5)

382 Took my gf who looked to be in her 20s. But was 39, and I looked every bit of 55 to a Mexican restaurant. Waitress sat us down and asked how we were. I said in expressionless deadpan - were fine, tell her your fine Nikki. Nikkis says - I'm fine. I say - see she's fine.

All the staff were serously scoping us out the rest of the meal.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (vHvSi)

383 Was Sandy Cortez led away with a carrot?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM

Sugar cube and an apple.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (iiRhj)

384 I don't know if this has been mentioned yet (I can't read all the day's comments), but "Vice President Kamala Harris compares Supreme Court abortion ruling to slavery".

https://twitter.com/i/events/
1549432064709197827
Posted by: Where are my ping pong balls? at July 19, 2022 05:21 PM (Yr4Df)

One person owning the life of another? She might be on to something.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (yQpMk)

385 Two mules for Sister Sandy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (iiRhj)

386 "British women do not age well..."
---
They need to learn how the process of fermentation works or stop.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (krQz2)

387 372 "Forty yards, according to one report. Very good shooter if that's true."

Yes indeed. I think I heard he fired 10 rounds. I wonder how many landed on the perp.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (sn5EN)

He kept closing on the perp as he shot and encouraged all the civilians to stay behind him to leave...pretty damn good tactics (also kept the perp from going back to the bathroom where he had another weapon and could have holed up, probably with hostages)...

Posted by: Nova local at July 19, 2022 05:28 PM (exHjb)

388 278 In five years she's gonna look like the housekeeping staff in Super 8 motel on the interstate, 25 miles outside of Circle Jerk, Nebraska.

*perks up*

Posted by: arnold schwartzenegger at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (oY6Yp)

389 re 379: "Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?"

where they get all their notions: Off The Wall Marts

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (Ynyl9)

390 AOC had a contested primary...that she won easily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (LvTSG)
_____________

Who was she running against? Zombie Harambe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (oCQkM)

391 356 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage
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I think he must have been referring to Judge Thompson.

Posted by: Karine Luc Ponte at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (sWM8x)

392 AOC's district is a minority majority district with 50% of the voters being tacos. They went for Biden over Trump 72% - 27%.

So yes, idiots.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)
____________

Average IQ there? 70, with gusts up to 85.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:23 PM (oCQkM)
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It's a dry feat, with humility averaging only 15%.

Posted by: ShainS -- Welcome to the boneyard, it gets worse here every day at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (tn/bQ)

393 > 40 yards, according to Twatter.

Pretty good, especially for a high-stress situation.

I think I saw that the mall had a "no guns" sign posted, but that those signs have no legal effect in Indiana. The worst that can happen is that you get 86ed from the mall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (bW8dp)

394 379 Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (eGTCV)
Interspecies, Brother Urker.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (0OP+5)

395 Why would anyone ever believe the American media?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2022 05:30 PM (bkUtD)

396 379 Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (eGTCV)

==========

It's a bogeyman to scare their base into action, and, hopefully, terrify the normies into being afraid of Republicans.

It's also ironic since black activists have come out against miscegenation over the past few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:30 PM (LvTSG)

397 "Could it be that it wasn't relevant to the case law regarding Roe and Casey?"

"You sound like an insurrectionist."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, learning the value of horror with Wes Craven at July 19, 2022 05:24 PM (LvTSG)
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It's not exactly a "privacy" issue either.

"I'm black, but it's a secret."

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (krQz2)

398 They were not “arrested” arrested.
- Whoopi

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (OalnH)

399 >>>I think I saw that the mall had a "no guns" sign posted, but that those signs have no legal effect in Indiana. The worst that can happen is that you get 86ed from the mall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

So no more Hot Topic shirts?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (bkUtD)

400 Wrapped her up like a taco.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (iiRhj)

401 Where's the mug shots?

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (sn5EN)

402 WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THESE MEDDLESOME TWATS???????

Posted by: Henry II, King of England, France, etc, etc at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (8KSPd)

403 > No. She, and Christie Brinkley, are obviously in league with the devil.

Lauren Bacall remained highly bangable well into her 60s, as did Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM (bW8dp)

404 Bromar is Somali, their women are used to being led around like dogs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (iiRhj)

405 Protests on DC should be metwith the water cannon. Water mixed mixed with a thickening agent. The same shiite they put in ice cream. And lots of red dye.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (23Ulg)

406 Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:27 PM (eGTCV)
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Romney and Ryan were going to put themall back in chains.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (krQz2)

407 I started wearing long sleeve t-shirts my last few years in the USVI. It keeps you much cooler than the blistering sun on your skin. Those Haitians and Santos know some shit.

Mall hero scolded on some "news" program by some wimmins claiming what he did was dangerous.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (DB16e)

408 So, here is how the press lies to your face.

Today it is reported that two Chinese Americans out in Oyster Bay were arrested by the DOJ's NY Eastern District for a decade long scheme to defraude "people" (ie turns out to be other foreign nationals, not Americans) to invest in a scheme claiming these two had access and support from prominent politicians - and in the press release there is a picture of Trump and a whisper or hint he is involved.

Yeah, no. These two Chinese also suggested they had access to Obama people, not just Trump people (thus the "decade long scheme"). Also, in the pantheon of crimes, this is probably the lowest level you could waste your tax payers dime on - no Americans involved, limited money invested in BOTH political parties as a result, no American money involved or citizen's harmed...

But the lying is what gets me - there is no reason to do it other hope to hurt Trump, but the press can't help themselves.

Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (+Cgut)

409 No. She, and Christie Brinkley, are obviously in league with the devil.

Lauren Bacall remained highly bangable well into her 60s, as did Barbara Eden.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:31 PM

Ann Margaret, Sophia Loren.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (iiRhj)

410 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage in his Dobbs concurrence b/c he's married to a white woman.

Looks like Jerry is going to try to win his seat back on the "Segregation" issue.

Democrats must be longing for the old ways.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (xhaym)

411 just remember this: give AOC a good fence post and in ten minutes she'll give you back a Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (Ynyl9)

412 Yes indeed. I think I heard he fired 10 rounds. I wonder how many landed on the perp.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2022 05:26 PM (sn5EN)

He's damned lucky he didn't fire 11 rounds in a mall in Seattle! By Gawd, the state police would have him in the slammer in no time!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (anj39)

413 "ok guys, who would you rather date? AOC or Thunberg?"

If we're talking unattractive, annoying leftist bitches, you may as well add David Hogg.

Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (NCgXW)

414 No. She, and Christie Brinkley, are obviously in league with the devil.
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Ironically, I believe Hurley played the Devil in a remake of Bedazzled.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (krQz2)

415 Helen Mirren.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (iiRhj)

416 Go to your Google maps and search for Brandon Falls

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (2JoB8)

417 346 Jennifer Connelly the champ

Posted by: MAxIE at July 19, 2022 05:34 PM (twxj3)

418 They so badly want to be civil rights marchers from the 60s. They want it so bad they make up new "civil rights" to defend.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 19, 2022 05:34 PM (BJKQV)

419 405 Protests on DC should be metwith the water cannon. Water mixed mixed with a thickening agent. The same shiite they put in ice cream. And lots of red dye.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM (23Ulg)
And German Shepherds.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2022 05:34 PM (0OP+5)

420 https://legalinsurrection.com/place where biden fell off his bikeis named brandon-falls on google maps

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2022 05:35 PM (2JoB8)

421 > Helen Mirren.

Different thing with her, though. She looked her age, but remained highly bangable nonetheless.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:35 PM (bW8dp)

422 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage in his Dobbs concurrence b/c he's married to a white woman.

Looks like Jerry is going to try to win his seat back on the "Segregation" issue.

Democrats must be longing for the old ways.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM

Isn't shit pants butter veins pretty much out due to redistricting? That would be a shame.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:35 PM (iiRhj)

423
I think I saw that the mall had a "no guns" sign posted, but that those signs have no legal effect in Indiana. The worst that can happen is that you get 86ed from the mall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (bW8dp

Those signs were explained to me thusly: If you carry into a business that post it's against the law but not a crime. If the owner sees you're carrying and tells you to leave, and you refuse, then it's a crime.

Posted by: Pork Chops & Bacons at July 19, 2022 05:36 PM (Qhnrt)

424 Rhona Mitre.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2022 05:36 PM (anj39)

425 Does AOC roll cigars between her thighs?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:36 PM (eGTCV)

426 > Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?
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Whatever the case the left is able to gin up some stupid shit and have everyone, right and left believe it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2022 05:36 PM (BFigT)

427 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage
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I think he must have been referring to Judge Thompson.
Posted by: Karine Luc Ponte at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
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No way as bad as Judge Reinhold!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 19, 2022 05:36 PM (krQz2)

428 AOC is absolutely glowing in those pics. All that attention coupled with absolute knowledge that she will suffer zero negative consequences. She must feel like a god.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (BJKQV)

429 Isn’t scotus on summer vacay? What exactly are they blocking?

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (OalnH)

430 If we're talking unattractive, annoying leftist bitches, you may as well add David Hogg.
Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at July 19, 2022 05:33 PM (NCgXW)
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Someone should fix him up with Ed Buck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (oCQkM)

431 "He didn't mention Loving for some reason…maybe the fact that he's intermarried and so is Senator McConnell, maybe that had something to do with it."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach

Racist fuck Nadler. Can you even imagine if he'd said that about a commie/lib justice?

Posted by: Sharkman at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (FmMvr)

432 Bromar is Somali, their women are used to being led around like dogs.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Goats.

No Somali would fvck a dog.
Haram.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (23Ulg)

433 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage
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I think he must have been referring to Judge Thompson.
Posted by: Karine Luc Ponte at July 19, 2022 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
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No way as bad as Judge Reinhold!
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 19, 2022 05:36 PM (krQz2)

I hear that Aaron Judge is a real SOB

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2022 05:38 PM (Irn0L)

434 that's funny, assume the position, I get it now

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 19, 2022 05:38 PM (Ynyl9)

435 Posted by: Boswell at July 19, 2022 05:32 PM

There was a story last week about a BLM type woman who was against Trump's rally on Juneteenth or something in LA. She was murdered in a domestic, in the headline they said. Woman opposed to Trump murdered. Dishonest fucks, the lot of em.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:38 PM (iiRhj)

436 After years of a fake Russia collusion hoax and the media embargoing any news on Biden's corruption in China and other countries here's where we are.

@Rasmussen_Poll

67% of INDEPENDENTS think it is likely Joe Biden personally profited from deals with Chinese government connected companies.

46% say Very Likely.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2022 05:38 PM (ZLI7S)

437 Rep. Nadler said Justice Thomas didn't mention interracial marriage
______________

At ease, Jerry. You can still marry a penguin and start a family.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:38 PM (oCQkM)

438 428 AOC is absolutely glowing in those pics. All that attention coupled with absolute knowledge that she will suffer zero negative consequences. She must feel like a god.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (BJKQV)
Looks like the robot chick in Metropolis.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2022 05:39 PM (0OP+5)

439 against the law but not a crime.

—-

Sounds legit.
- Democrats

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 19, 2022 05:39 PM (OalnH)

440 There was a story last week about a BLM type woman who was against Trump's rally on Juneteenth or something in LA. She was murdered in a domestic, in the headline they said. Woman opposed to Trump murdered. Dishonest fucks, the lot of em.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2022 05:38 PM (iiRhj)
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White supremacy strikes again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara - Impeach Joe Biden at July 19, 2022 05:39 PM (oCQkM)

441 Goats.

No Somali would fvck a dog.
Haram.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 19, 2022 05:37 PM (23Ulg)

Do Somalis do it goal style.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:40 PM (eGTCV)

442 On the positive side, DC has sworn off killing protesters.

Until the Trumpers again take to the street anyways.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at July 19, 2022 05:40 PM (DePyg)

443 After years of a fake Russia collusion hoax and the media embargoing any news on Biden's corruption in China and other countries here's where we are.

@Rasmussen_Poll

67% of INDEPENDENTS think it is likely Joe Biden personally profited from deals with Chinese government connected companies.

46% say Very Likely.
Posted by: JackStraw

Still shakin' here boss, still shakin' - John Durham

Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 05:41 PM (mOs5Q)

444 Nood

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 19, 2022 05:41 PM (es0Dj)

445 407 I started wearing long sleeve t-shirts my last few years in the USVI. It keeps you much cooler than the blistering sun on your skin.
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I wear a white long-sleeve shirt for summer fishing, which is pretty brutal around here. For headwear--a wide-brimmed breezer hat with the top cut out and a wet micro-fiber cloth on my scalp. That works great.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 19, 2022 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

446 Goat style not goal style. I don't know what doing it goal style would look like.
Putting it in her five hole?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, my trench is full of chickens at July 19, 2022 05:42 PM (eGTCV)

447 Nood

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2022 05:44 PM (b+v9B)

448 Do Somalis do it goal style.
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No, soccer is also haram!

Posted by: andycanuck (yikp0) at July 19, 2022 05:44 PM (yikp0)

449
"Where did the deranged Demoncrats get the bizarre notion that anyone is trying to ban interracial marriage?"

They see sex(gender) and race as being interchangeable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2022 05:47 PM (63Dwl)

450 Faking wearing handcuffs? She should stop trying to date me.

Posted by: Anotheranon at July 19, 2022 05:59 PM (8Ze5j)

451 Huffington Post is all over it, like a dog on a steak. Arrested!

Yes, I went there. So ya'll didn't have to sully your electrons.

Posted by: boynsea at July 19, 2022 06:06 PM (cx155)

452 Amazing photo of Liz Warren arresting AOC

https://tinyurl.com/4tabwh97

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at July 19, 2022 06:27 PM (f/6Wb)

453 Still shakin' here boss, still shakin' - John Durham
Posted by: Lost In Space - Protesting Peacefully Since 2020 at July 19, 2022 05:41 PM (mOs5Q)

LMFAO. True. Tragically true. And funny.

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 19, 2022 06:35 PM (0m3hS)

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Posted by: Sarah at July 19, 2022 07:26 PM (L3wcL)

455 They want to pretend they are just like the '60s radicals and peace-niks that were staring down a future in the Mekong Delta. That was the choice during Vietnam, and why Joe Biden went to school for three majors in addition to law school. These will never have to face that future, as they will never be drafted. Female Privilege.
Also, it shows that everything with Democrats is about faking it, or acting as if. But they are not victims, they are some of the most privileged fascists on the planet.

Posted by: william ferrin at July 19, 2022 07:34 PM (LJGR0)

456 Uhmm..ya knowwww....Those actions would seem to indicate "Contempt" of the Court, doncha think?
That seems to be a CRIME based upon current major News Stories...seems every repub and their brother are getting charged with that lately.

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Democrats Blockade Supreme Court and Get Politely Escorted Away by Police; AOC and Ilhan Omar Put Their Hands Behind Their Backs As They're Gently Led Away to Pretend They've Been Handcuffed, and the Media Dutifully Aids Them In Their Hoax

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Democrats Blockade Supreme Court and Get Politely Escorted Away by Police;
AOC and Ilhan Omar Put Their Hands Behind Their Backs As They're Gently Led Away to Pretend They've Been Handcuffed, and the Media Dutifully Aids Them In Their Hoax