Mid-Morning Art Thread

Cot Springtime1.jpg

Springtime
Pierre-Auguste Cot

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Original music video for 'Do Me Baby.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Bur it's summer

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 11, 2022 09:30 AM (YP5tO)

4 She seems......young.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

5 Looks like Saran Wrap.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (45fpk)

6 Nippleage?

Posted by: Squid at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (kx5Be)

7 There's something about this picture that I really like...

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (/NCI4)

8 Bet the bumps on her areola are Braille for Suck Me!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (ex2Cx)

9 Completely unrealistic - he's got both hands on the ropes.

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (VJsqe)

10 Very pretty. Also trees and other foliage, therefore art.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (gLRfa)

11 Joe replaced all the historic portraits in the White House with paintings like these.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:31 AM (7bRMQ)

12 In the real world, that young man would be sportin' a woody at that point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

13 She is 18, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (AutJR)

14 Hes about to make a pup tent in that tunic!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (ex2Cx)

15 Joe Biden on a swing

Should hang!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

16 Alternate Title: Gathering Nuts in May.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (4p7Em)

17
That's so sniffable hair right there!

-- former Vice President Lackwit

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (pNxlR)

18 Just-a-swingin, Yeah, and we'll be swingin, yes, we'll be swinging. Little Charlotte she's as pretty as the angels when they sang, I can't believe I'm out here on the front porch in the swang, Just-a-swangin.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 09:33 AM (ex2Cx)

19 Joe Biden [son a swing

Should hang!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (hOUT3)



Corrected for Treason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Crap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

21 It's a sweet painting, but she just seems very, very young.

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (VJsqe)

22 Joe Biden swinging.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (MkYsY)

23 Yum

Posted by: Charles Dodgson at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (+v9Cm)

24
She is 18, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


How was I to know that she was fifteen?

-- Robert Hunter Biden, serial perv and skeev

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (pNxlR)

25 Joe Biden on a swing

Should hang!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (hOUT3)


2nd try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

26 Yum
Posted by: Charles Dodgson at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM


Too old for you, perv.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (4p7Em)

27 So, Hunter and his niece, then?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (NU6D7)

28 20 ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (hOUT3)

29 So this artist was a pedo instead of a fag?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (Rcp6g)

30 Hormonal levels: eleventy.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (kRzZD)

31 She is 18, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

How was I to know that she was fifteen?

-- Robert Hunter Biden, serial perv and skeev
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM


I know, right?

Posted by: Clorette DiPasto at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (4p7Em)

32 25
The Commissar approves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana! ~ at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (hOUT3)

33 Young love, first love.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

34
Not a fan -- too gloomy and groomy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (pNxlR)

35 If you look closely, you can see one of my ancestors pushing the swing for these two.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (+POnQ)

36 Springtime

More like...schwing-time. Schwing!

Posted by: Wayne and Garth at July 11, 2022 09:35 AM (JCZqz)

37 Swingtime!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (RctME)

38 Better run, girl. You're much too young, girl.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (45fpk)

39 when a girl looks at you like that
oh my

Posted by: DB at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (geLO8)

40 I can see Dad with the shotgun coming through the trees right-center.

It's about to get ugly.

Posted by: Cartman at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (906pl)

41 There's something about this picture that I really like...

Posted by: Joe Biden


I just can't quite put my finger on it. Oh, wait! I'm the president. Yes I can.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (/NCI4)

42 Hot!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (MkYsY)

43 How come that guy doesn't have a boner?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (C7jzY)

44 Twenty bucks, same as in the house.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (kRzZD)

45 sexy time is near

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (89T5c)

46 The lusty month of May.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (NU6D7)

47 I love Tarzan pics!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (RctME)

48 Good morning all. The comments are - unsurprising.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (Vr12I)

49
Him: "Hey, is that Bree Larson's ass you're sporting, li'l darlin'?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (pNxlR)

50 Wha?

Off, smelly old South Park sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (906pl)

51 47 I love Tarzan pics!
------------------
No crocodiles and canoes full of blacks.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (C7jzY)

52 Pretty.

I don't know why, but I expected the title to be Cupid and Psyche.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (MIKMs)

53 If that's the spring outfit, summer's must be really revealing

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (Rcp6g)

54 40 I can see Dad with the shotgun coming through the trees right-center.

Posted by: Cartman at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (906pl)
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No need for him to approach. Dad's a sniper.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:38 AM (RctME)

55
How come that guy doesn't have a boner?
Posted by: Puddinhead


Rhymes with "granny"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (pNxlR)

56 when a girl looks at you like that
oh my
Posted by: DB at July 11, 2022 09:36 AM (geLO

Tell me about it. Gets a fella all twitterpated like.

Posted by: Thumper at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

57 Springtime?! Where is my beloved fuhrer?!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (7bRMQ)

58 She looks . . . playful. My dirty mind conjures up all sorts of fun and salacious dialog between them.

On the other hand, the guy looks like that Finn Wolfhard actor from Stranger Things and the real third Ghostbusters film. I can't stand him. So I have trouble imagining why the elfin girl seems so enamored of him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (txdEq)

59 Mr. & Mrs. Elihu Smails Before Electricity...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (vvzla)

60 Tristan & Isolde

Posted by: DB at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (geLO8)

61 Artist’s last name was “Cot?” I guess he always folded under pressure.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (NU6D7)

62 43 How come that guy doesn't have a boner?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022 09:37 AM (C7jzY)
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He's double boostered.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (RctME)

63 Man that’s a see through dress

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (YglAn)

64 A little old for my taste, but I might throw her a bone after a few drinks on a slow night.

Plus, I prefer playing with trains and eating paste, but swings are okay, too.

Posted by: Pedo Peter, President at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (JCZqz)

65 Mr. & Mrs. Elihu Smails Before Electricity...

Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (vvzla)



$20 the Smails kid picks his nose......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

66 In an earlier age this painting would have a different reception than in our corrupt and degraded time. Once upon a time, people saw young love. Nowadays, we all see Joe Biden in the background, trying to catch a waft as she swings by.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 09:40 AM (+v9Cm)

67 Y'all are gendering them!

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:40 AM (r8enq)

68 Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (RctME)

Ok this is funny.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 11, 2022 09:41 AM (YglAn)

69 My experiences with girls on swing usually involved getting kicked in the teeth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k)

70 Artist’s last name was “Cot?” I guess he always folded under pressure.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (NU6D7)



It's pronounced "coat." He's got quite a jacket.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

71
"Statutory? I thought you said 'statuesque'!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

72 How come that guy doesn't have a boner?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022


***
What makes you think he doesn't?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:41 AM (txdEq)

73 Nowadays, we all see Joe Biden in the background, trying to catch a waft as she swings by.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 09:40 AM (+v9Cm)

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Absolutely. However, I also see mosquitos. Lots of mosquitos.

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (VJsqe)

74 55 How come that guy doesn't have a boner?
Posted by: Puddinhead

Rhymes with "granny"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:39 AM (pNxlR)

LOL

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (r8enq)

75 That painting really captures ‘young love’.
Remember lads, for every girl who will make you jump through flaming hoops there is one who actually likes you.

Posted by: UnkleSteve at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (t9mSz)

76
I likt "The Storm" better - more motion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (Zhwz2)

77 Those ropes look like NOOSES!!!!!

Posted by: Bubba Wallace at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (lf83v)

78 I like it for the main reason I like specific paintings/photographs. It is that the composition is well balanced. It's my theory that the sub conscious will decide for you.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (aToww)

79 I think she's a sprite.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (r8enq)

80 Enjoy the funny comments on this one. Also love the picture itself and have a print of it hanging in my living room. Probably one of the first art prints I bought, oh so many years ago.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (ftFVW)

81
66 In an earlier age this painting would have a different reception than in our corrupt and degraded time. Once upon a time, people saw young love. Nowadays, we all see Joe Biden in the background, trying to catch a waft as she swings by.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 09:40 AM (+v9Cm)

Yeah, our times are pretty degenerate. It affects everyone's outlook to one degree or another. It's a very pretty painting, CBD, but that response has been pretty much lost now.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:43 AM (Vr12I)

82 I think she's a sprite.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (r8enq)

Dang it! I thought 7 UP.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:43 AM (7bRMQ)

83 I think she's a sprite.

__________________________


No Sprite. Pepsi.

Posted by: John Belushi at July 11, 2022 09:43 AM (lf83v)

84 I know that look! Nala used it on me.
https://youtu.be/25QyCxVkXwQ
@ 2:00 in.

Posted by: Simba at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (4I/2K)

85 69 My experiences with girls on swing usually involved getting kicked in the teeth.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 09:41 AM (UuD2k)
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You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (RctME)

86 How long before he gets tired of her shit?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (NU6D7)

87 13 She is 18, right?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2022 09:32 AM (AutJR)

No and so I would hang.

Posted by: Peter Henderson at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (qwO6y)

88 82 I think she's a sprite.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (r8enq)

Dang it! I thought 7 UP.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:43 AM (7bRMQ)
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The boy is 7 UP, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe)

89 when a girl looks at you like that
oh my
Posted by: DB at July 11, 2022


***
Don't I know it. On our second date, the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 actually came out and said, "Are you after my body?" I looked her in the eye (my heart going 65 mph) and said, "Yes."

Things followed after that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM (txdEq)

90 86 How long before he gets tired of her shit?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (NU6D7)

Back then???About 5 kids later.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM (Vr12I)

91
The boy is 7 UP, IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe)



Make 7
Up yours!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

92 82 I think she's a sprite.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (r8enq)

Dang it! I thought 7 UP.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:43 AM (7bRMQ)
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I'm a Pepper.

https://youtu.be/gQPN3UKQM-U

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM (RctME)

93 How long before he gets tired of her shit?

_____________________________________

Yeah, she's definitively got that freshman stalker chick vibe working.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM (lf83v)

94 86 How long before he gets tired of her shit?

he already is, but he wants laid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM (89T5c)

95 79 I think she's a sprite.
Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM

So you're saying there's a chance...that she's over 18, or as a non-human, age of consent isn't an issue?

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (JCZqz)

96 79 I think she's a sprite.
Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:42 AM (r8enq)

--------------------------

I got the same vibe. Thought maybe he was Oberon, or Puck, or some other mythological woodland dude.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (CAJOC)

97 I think she's a sprite.

__________________________


No Sprite. Pepsi.
Posted by: John Belushi at July 11

My money's on Shasta.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (ftFVW)

98
Whenever I see art from this period - naturalists, academics, beaux-arts, etc., I get a little wistful. The last gasp of Western Civ, before the deluge.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (Zhwz2)

99


It's a Plan B kind of morning...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (s/UgS)

100 Anyone else see the tree's face just to the right of her hip? Like a bug-eyed, voyeuristic Ent...

Posted by: PabloD at July 11, 2022 09:47 AM (82QlS)

101 Yeah, our times are pretty degenerate. It affects everyone's outlook to one degree or another. It's a very pretty painting, CBD, but that response has been pretty much lost now.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:43 AM (Vr12I)

Not necessarily. I'd bet that the sheerness of her clothing did give people scandalous thoughts. It's supposed to be a woodland denizen scene, but it can be thought of as a kid as well. Just as many perverts then as now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:47 AM (7bRMQ)

102 98
Whenever I see art from this period - naturalists, academics, beaux-arts, etc., I get a little wistful. The last gasp of Western Civ, before the deluge.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (Zhwz2)

Good observation.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:47 AM (Vr12I)

103 Peter Henderson = Peter File

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 09:47 AM (6M5T5)

104 I think she's a sprite.
Posted by: m at July 11, 2022


***
Water or forest? The water ones, undines, you got to watch out with those. If you marry one, don't venture out onto the water with her, or at least don't get her angry there, because she might decide to change back into her true form and swim away.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:47 AM (txdEq)

105 If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:47 AM (r8enq)

106 DURING PRIDE MONTH

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 09:48 AM (U2p+3)

107 Nymph whore. You dress like whore!

- Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

108 Hey nurse!!! How you doing??

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:48 AM (Vr12I)

109 106 DURING PRIDE MONTH
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 09:48 AM (U2p+3)
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I was right. This MUST be Belgium!

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:48 AM (RctME)

110 They look like swingers to me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (NU6D7)

111 How come that guy doesn't have a boner?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022

***
What makes you think he doesn't?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

So THAT'S why he was called "Pinky".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (c8pZY)

112 106 DURING PRIDE MONTH
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 09:48 AM (U2p+3)

; )

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (r8enq)

113 She can come to NY to terminate any pregnancy.

Posted by: Horrible Hochul at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (MkYsY)

114 110 They look like swingers to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (NU6D7)

Heh.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (Vr12I)

115 Too funny. A young gal in TX is fighting a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Her defense, she's pregnant, so 2 people. Next court date is close to delivery date.

Posted by: Infidel at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (mn1Pi)

116 This week alone, we heard three different accounts of people who developed alopecia, an autoimmune condition, after getting a covid shot.

A particularly sad story came from a friend whose neighbor vaccinated her teenage son. His hair has been falling out in clumps since being vaccinated. He developed bald spots all over his head, along with thinning patches of hair. His head is 95% bald, and now he’s losing his eyebrows and eyelashes, along with all of the confidence he had since so many people stare at him in shock at his hairless appearance.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

117 My money's on Shasta.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM (ftFVW)

You're right. It hasta be Shasta.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (7bRMQ)

118 As President Biden prepares to visit Israel and Saudi Arabia next week, experts and former officials are warning that an often-overlooked issue risks undermining efforts to increase cooperation among U.S. allies in the Middle East.

That issue is anonymous U.S. officials consistently leaking information to the media about alleged covert Israeli operations against Iran, from targeted killings to explosions at nuclear sites.

"It's a sign of extraordinary incompetence and unprofessionalism from Biden and his foreign policy team," said Fred Fleitz, a former CIA analyst who also served as a senior staffer on both the House Intelligence Committee and the National Security Council. "It's outrageous they would leak this kind of information."

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (RHGPo)

119 You know what they say about girls with freakishly long second toes, right?

Posted by: bed head at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (Y1sOo)

120 Heya kraken!
About to get on the ferry!
Have a great week. morons!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (U2p+3)

121 A California doctor is proposing a floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico as a way to maintain access for people in southern states where abortion bans have been enacted. The idea is to provide a clinic aboard a ship in federal waters, and out of reach of state laws, that would offer first trimester surgical abortions, contraception and other care, said Dr. Meg Autry, an obstetrician and gynecologist and a professor at the University of California San Francisco.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)

122 106 DURING PRIDE MONTH
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022
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I was right. This MUST be Belgium!
Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022


***
Naw, that's on Tuesday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (txdEq)

123 Persephone

ya perverts

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (ZLI7S)

124
Swing's out front. Noose in back shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

125 I thought it was Tarzan and Jane.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (vuisn)

126 You know what they say about girls with freakishly long second toes, right?
Posted by: bed head at July 11, 2022


***
They're hot?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (txdEq)

127 115 Too funny. A young gal in TX is fighting a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Her defense, she's pregnant, so 2 people. Next court date is close to delivery date.
Posted by: Infidel at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (mn1Pi)

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I've been stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic and seen single drivers go by in the car pool lanes. At times like that, capital punishment seems entirely reasonable appropriate for HOV lane violations.

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (VJsqe)

128 Too funny. A young gal in TX is fighting a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Her defense, she's pregnant, so 2 people. Next court date is close to delivery date.
Posted by: Infidel at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (mn1Pi)
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That dodge has been tried before. It never works.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (aaGzp)

129 Don't I know it. On our second date, the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 actually came out and said, "Are you after my body?" I looked her in the eye (my heart going 65 mph) and said, "Yes."

Things followed after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM


Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?

Posted by: Stiffler's Mom at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (4p7Em)

130
maybe she's a pixie

Posted by: DB at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (geLO8)

131 The boy is 7 UP, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:44 AM (VJsqe)

Yeah, yeah. He was lying. 4.

Posted by: Sprite at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (7bRMQ)

132 How was I to know that she was fifteen?

-- Robert Hunter Biden, serial perv and skeev
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM


In fact, I know she's fifteen because I was dating her a year ago!

Posted by: Roland T Flakfiser at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (KYKwc)

133 Anyone as sweet and looking like that, has got to be named Lucille.

-- Dragline

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

134 I like Impressionism but I can understand the uproar by the French academy when the start of it overlapped with Classicism.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (aToww)

135 Too funny. A young gal in TX is fighting a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Her defense, she's pregnant, so 2 people. Next court date is close to delivery date.
Posted by: Infidel


In a just world, she would win.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 09:52 AM (c8pZY)

136 123 Persephone

ya perverts
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (ZLI7S)

Before she went against the grain.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:52 AM (r8enq)

137 121 A California doctor is proposing a floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico as a way to maintain access for people in southern states where abortion bans have been enacted. The idea is to provide a clinic aboard a ship in federal waters, and out of reach of state laws, that would offer first trimester surgical abortions, contraception and other care, said Dr. Meg Autry, an obstetrician and gynecologist and a professor at the University of California San Francisco.

then hit the blackjack table.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 09:52 AM (89T5c)

138 119 You know what they say about girls with freakishly long second toes, right?
Posted by: bed head at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM

There's plenty of videos on pornhub focusing on feet. Let me check the comment sections, take a few minutes to attend to, uh, "other" business, and I'll get back with my findings.

Posted by: Moron Porn Addict at July 11, 2022 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

139 the guy is going to be in her shorts in no time flat

if she's wearing any

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)

140 >>Before she went against the grain.

Never a good idea to trust the ruler of the underworld.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (ZLI7S)

141 128 Too funny. A young gal in TX is fighting a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Her defense, she's pregnant, so 2 people. Next court date is close to delivery date.
Posted by: Infidel at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (mn1Pi)
-

Bumped.

Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (RctME)

142 Too funny. A young gal in TX is fighting a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Her defense, she's pregnant, so 2 people. Next court date is close to delivery date.
Posted by: Infidel at July 11, 2022 09:49 AM (mn1Pi)
-------
That dodge has been tried before. It never works.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

If I were to kill her, I'd get a double murder charge. So yeah, two people.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (c8pZY)

143 No Sprite. Pepsi.
Posted by: John Belushi at July 11

My money's on Shasta.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 09:46 AM


How about a Fresca?!

Posted by: Judge Smails at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (4p7Em)

144 Timothy K. Moore, in His Official Capacity as Speaker of the North Carolina House of Representatives, et al., Petitioners
v.
Rebecca Harper, et al.

“inde­pend­ent state legis­lature theory”

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (RHGPo)

145 I've been stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic and seen single drivers go by in the car pool lanes. At times like that, capital punishment seems entirely reasonable appropriate for HOV lane violations.
Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (VJsqe)

I definitely use them to pass cars when I'm by myself.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (aToww)

146 Persephone

ya perverts
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022


***
Persephone, as I recall, was abducted by Hades and forced to spend part of the year in his realm, thus instituting winter. Maybe this guy is the mortal male she was crazy about before Hades grabbed her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:54 AM (txdEq)

147 Lady in Black, you asked last thread about Britney Griner. She was in Russia to play in a league and I believe she was being paid $1m for the season. She was leaving and a drug dog at the airport hit on her luggage which when opened had either CBD oil or hashish oil for vaping in it. She was arrested and is now on the Russian wheel of justice which has a 99% conviction rate because of the corruption. She finally had a hearing in which she pled guilty but did not mean to break the law ha. Her next hearing is in September. She has not been sentenced yet she could get ten years.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022 09:54 AM (PZtWe)

148 121 A California doctor is proposing a floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico as a way to maintain access for people in southern states where abortion bans have been enacted.
____________

Which southern states have banned abortion?

The Mississippi abortion law upheld in Dobbs allows abortions up to week 15, which is a week longer than the abortion law in France allows.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM (MvHI3)

149 Springtime

for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM (r8enq)

150 NASDAQ is Bidening today.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM (+v9Cm)

151 Nearly two-thirds of Democratic voters would prefer another candidate besides Biden in 2024

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

152 How about a Fresca?!
Posted by: Judge Smails at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (4p7Em)



I prefer Pomac

Posted by: Carl Spackler at July 11, 2022 09:56 AM (us2H3)

153 Deutschland is happy and gay
Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM


Ja. Do you want to touch my monkey?

*dances*

Posted by: Dieter at July 11, 2022 09:56 AM (4p7Em)

154 Don't I know it. On our second date, the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 actually came out and said, "Are you after my body?" I looked her in the eye (my heart going 65 mph) and said, "Yes."

Things followed after that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:45 AM
*
Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
Posted by: Stiffler's Mom at July 11, 2022


***
We anticipated that movie by 18 years.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:56 AM (txdEq)

155 She was only sixteen, only sixteen I loved her so But she was too young to fall in love And I was too young to know

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 09:56 AM (ex2Cx)

156 “I don’t know, you naughty boy. I’ve never kippled.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 09:56 AM (NU6D7)

157 In other art related news

The creator of the manga/anime Love Hina Ken Akamatsu has won a seat in the Japanese Diet. His main plank is a vow for artistic freedom, to protect that quintessential Japanese product called anime from Western SJW censors.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 09:56 AM (WTzJM)

158 So Biden is encouraging leftists to continue to protest the Supreme Court.

How is this not the leader of one co-equal branch of our government attempting to overthrow another co-equal branch?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM (uLr+K)

159 137. And how will the patients get there?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM (PZtWe)

160 Alternate title - Young Hunter and Cousin

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM (fs1hN)

161 I saw that bicycle pedo boy had the tow clips taken off his bike. I also, saw he was heckled while riding his bikey

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

162 So AoS is now into swinging?

Posted by: Obligatory at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM (ESjRY)

163 Russia signs a decree giving all Ukrainians a path to Russian citizenship.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (b2nrj)

164 How is this not the leader of one co-equal branch of our government attempting to overthrow another co-equal branch?
_______________

Cheap Justice Roberts let it get to this point.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (fs1hN)

165 Which southern states have banned abortion?

The Mississippi abortion law upheld in Dobbs allows abortions up to week 15, which is a week longer than the abortion law in France allows.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM (MvHI3)

Louisiana has a trigger law that their SC has blocked for the time being. Abortions still legal.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (aToww)

166 You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine (mine, all mine, mine, mine)

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (ex2Cx)

167 How is this not the leader of one co-equal branch of our government attempting to overthrow another co-equal branch?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM (uLr+K)

Nothing is illegal, immoral, or unethical if a Democrat does it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (7bRMQ)

168 About to get on the ferry!
Have a great week. morons!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (U2p+3)

Me Too!

Posted by: Bryan Singer at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (MFphb)

169 Now I'm praying for the end of time...

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

170
NASDAQ is Bidening today.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 09:55 AM (+v9Cm)

I've been watching the precious metals markets with a lot of curiosity lately. Just a headlong tumble, with apparently no end in sight. At this rate you might start seeing silver trading by the ton like nickel.

I kid, of course. But it's been a bloodletting across the board. At a time when the USD is in the toilet, no less. Weird stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (Zhwz2)

171 Persephone

ya perverts
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (ZLI7S)

Android? Flip?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (4I/2K)

172 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (tLOSs)

173 137. And how will the patients get there?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022


***
More important, what happens when a hurricane enters the Gulf?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (txdEq)

174 Joe Biden used the e-mail pseudonym 'Perter Henderson'.

Jack Ryan Wiki :
Peter Henderson is a KGB mole that infiltrated the US Government. In 1970, he was working as a minor Senate aide

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (RHGPo)

175
And how will the patients get there?
Posted by: Jen the original


Swim. Exercise'll be good for 'em

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (pNxlR)

176 161 I saw that bicycle pedo boy had the tow clips taken off his bike. I also, saw he was heckled while riding his bikey

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:57 AM

I hoped after falling down, they'd let me start riding my big wheel outside, but they only let me do that INSIDE the White House.

Posted by: President Biden at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)

177 About to get on the ferry!
Have a great week. morons!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (U2p+3)


One ping, Vasili

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

178 Once I ran to you. Now I run from you. This tainted love you've given... I give you all a boy could give you... Take my tears and that's not nearly all.

Posted by: Soft Cell at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (8l2IX)

179 Had a great 62nd bday as Chase won yesterday!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (ex2Cx)

180 I kid, of course. But it's been a bloodletting across the board. At a time when the USD is in the toilet, no less. Weird stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (Zhwz2)

USD has been strengthening vs other currencies recently. Combination of recession (flight to safety) and fastest interest rate increases.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (b2nrj)

181 Louisiana has a trigger law that their SC has blocked for the time being. Abortions still legal.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022


***
Local news this am said that the judge's order expired on Friday, so abortions are no longer legal.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (txdEq)

182 the guy is going to be in her shorts in no time flat

if she's wearing any
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 09:52 AM (us2H3)

*Zooms in*

Nope.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (tLOSs)

183 Was this in Bangkok?

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (VJsqe)

184 Drunk wine Karen news anchor is drunk.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhkmpk

She got fired.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (MkYsY)

185 169 Now I'm praying for the end of time...
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (r8enq)

186 Bumped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog at July 11, 2022 09:53 AM (RctME)

Well I mean it would be a harder case to make if she weren't already showing...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (/EuRN)

187 re: abortion ship....

Oh Kami-sama, the sharks will follow that thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (WTzJM)

188 Those Ukrainians will just do the jobs that the Russians will refuse to do.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (NU6D7)

189 So if the pregnant Texas driver is shot and killed in a road rage incident in the HOV lane, the shooter is charged with a double murder...
And her estate receives a citation for an HOV occupancy violation?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (uLr+K)

190 I kid, of course. But it's been a bloodletting across the board. At a time when the USD is in the toilet, no less. Weird stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 09:58 AM (Zhwz2)

Last year it took .83 EU to buy a $.

Today its .99

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (ex2Cx)

191 I hoped after falling down, they'd let me start riding my big wheel outside, but they only let me do that INSIDE the White House.

Posted by: President Biden at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (JCZqz)


Wearing the beanie with the propeller on top? Neat!

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

192
USD has been strengthening vs other currencies recently. Combination of recession (flight to safety) and fastest interest rate increases.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (b2nrj)

Right. But not versus itself a year ago... I would expect metals to be rising in value in this environment, not becoming worthless.

But I do suspect the interest rates are responsible. Once that stabilizes, maybe the metals markets will get more rational. Who knows? It's all chaos, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (Zhwz2)

193 Cot does wonderful things with women's eyes, so expressive, in this case playful and enticing, and makes them the center of attention for the viewer. The other elements flow from that point. (Yeah, I noticed her young boobs. I'm old, not insensible.) He captures a mood that is enhanced by the model's posture, the use of color and subtle illumination. It makes his paintings very effective, at least for me, and attractive. I would be glad to hang this in my study, if I had a study, to glance at when freezing winds and snow are blowing through in February.

Posted by: JTB at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (7EjX1)

194 So JJ is moving out of the Big rotten Apple, eh?

Any notion of where in America he ends up? I heard a rumor about Saginaw Michigan. I also heard he's going to be MisHums neighbor in the dark cold reaches of Wisconsin.

Anyone know?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (MFphb)

195 179 Had a great 62nd bday as Chase won yesterday!

Happy birthday!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (89T5c)

196 Drunk wine Karen news anchor is drunk.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhkmpk

She got fired.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022


***
A woman who looks like that, much less shows up drunk, should not be on the air. Anywhere.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (txdEq)

197 Tank Abrams signature swing

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (us2H3)

198 re: abortion ship....

Oh Kami-sama, the sharks will follow that thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (WTzJM)

Why? We aren't going to toss perfectly sellable parts into the water. We need more Lambos!

Posted by: Bad Ship Charnal House at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (7bRMQ)

199 187 re: abortion ship....

Oh Kami-sama, the sharks will follow that thing.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:01 AM (WTzJM)

Someone suggested that

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (ex2Cx)

200 Abortion ship will run on diesel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (UuD2k)

201 'Twelve of Putin's officers are killed' in strike on command post in occupied Kherson as 'Vladimir is enraged by failure of his S-400 defence system' while US-supplied HIMARS missiles inflict critical losses

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

202 If the abortion ship happens the Pro-Life organizations should pull a Green Peace and get their own ship to cruise next to it.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:03 AM (aToww)

203 Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
Posted by: m at July 11, 2022


***
Paradise by the dashboard light

Posted by: Zombie Meat Loaf at July 11, 2022 10:03 AM (txdEq)

204 And I guess it's just the woman in you
That brings out the man in me
I know I can't help myself
You're all in the world to me
It feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

205 Drunk wine Karen news anchor is drunk.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxhkmpk
She got fired.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (MkYsY)

Chunky Monkey likes to get Drunky.

They should have given her fat tittied ass her own show.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2022 10:04 AM (vvzla)

206 204 And I guess it's just the woman in you
That brings out the man in me
I know I can't help myself
You're all in the world to me
It feels like the first time
It feels like the very first time
Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:03 AM (4I/2K)

you sound... so.. urgent

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:04 AM (us2H3)

207 I would be glad to hang this in my study, if I had a study, to glance at when freezing winds and snow are blowing through in February.
Posted by: JTB at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (7EjX1)

You could insulate. Maybe put some of that shrink wrap stuff on the windows. No need to have wind and snow in your study. Unless it's actually an old outbuilding that's nearly crumbling.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:05 AM (MFphb)

208 How do state/federal laws work in coastal or deeper waters?

And why didn't we have gambling ships if this abortion thing is legal?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:05 AM (ESjRY)

209 Damn. That TV anchor bitch is trashed.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (89T5c)

210 So JJ is moving out of the Big rotten Apple, eh?

Any notion of where in America he ends up? I heard a rumor about Saginaw Michigan. I also heard he's going to be MisHums neighbor in the dark cold reaches of Wisconsin.

Anyone know?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022


***
I believe JJ himself said it'll be Wisconsin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (txdEq)

211 you sound... so.. urgent
Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:04 AM (us2H3)

Well I am Hot Blooded.


Check it and see.

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

212 Drunk wine Karen news anchor is drunk.

I remember in 2004 John Kerry had a campaign event where he did the same thing - he started speaking while drunk off his ass.

The FNM claimed he was "tired" and then cut away.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (ESjRY)

213 This is a horrible thought, but how do they dispose of dead babies at sea?

Hello? Anyone? Captain Stubing? Doc?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (vuisn)

214 On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin, good old badger state...

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

215 192
USD has been strengthening vs other currencies recently. Combination of recession (flight to safety) and fastest interest rate increases.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 09:59 AM (b2nrj)

Right. But not versus itself a year ago... I would expect metals to be rising in value in this environment, not becoming worthless.

But I do suspect the interest rates are responsible. Once that stabilizes, maybe the metals markets will get more rational. Who knows? It's all chaos, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:02 AM (Zhwz2)

Since commodity markets are international foreign exchange rates do matter a good deal. Interest rate increases is hitting inflation expectations and boosting our exchange rates and more significantly recession is slamming demand. I was expecting this and so exited that exposure a few months ago. I figure we're back on an upwards trend later in the year or early next(combination of recovering economy and inflation being not as tamed as thought).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (b2nrj)

216 they seem to be kinda young to be swingers

but whatevers

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (us2H3)

217 And why didn't we have gambling ships if this abortion thing is legal?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:05 AM (ESjR

I think we do.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (aToww)

218 'Disassembling has begun in the Russian Defence Ministry due to the fact that the S-400…cannot properly protect airspace and is not even able to protect itself [from HIMARS attacks],' said the report.

'The technical characteristics of the flagship air defence system were overestimated many times, and the money allocated for the development of the S-400 was successfully stolen.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (RHGPo)

219 A California doctor is proposing a floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico as a way to maintain access for people in southern states where abortion bans have been enacted. ...
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
++++
Assuming the assumption is correct, why? Assume you have to travel far. Approach A:
Drive to airport, Fly to Illinois, Ground transportation to clinic, Get abortion

Approach B:
Drive to airport, Fly to coast, Ground transportation to port, steam to offshore platform or ship, Get abortion

Even if you're coastal and can skip steps 1-2, that's a huge pain in the ass. It's almost like a scheme cooked up to make sure abortion is technically legal but nobody ever does it. What is the market for this scheme?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (WWh8n)

220
Check it and see.
Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

Cold as ice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (Zhwz2)

221 Well I am Hot Blooded.


Check it and see.

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

You have a fever of 103.

Posted by: The Doctor at July 11, 2022 10:08 AM (7bRMQ)

222 Damn. That TV anchor bitch is trashed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (89T5c)

When they said she was an anchor, they wasn't kidding!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

223 205 Drunk wine Karen news anchor is drunk.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxhkmpk
She got fired.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (MkYsY)

Chunky Monkey likes to get Drunky.

They should have given her fat tittied ass her own show.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 11, 2022 10:04 AM (vvzla)

At about minute 1:00, I think she said that she, like the meteorolist, was working a double shift.

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 10:08 AM (r8enq)

224 211. I cannot hear that song without seeing Les Nessman getting ready for his date with Jennifer from WKRP.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022 10:08 AM (PZtWe)

225 Drunk wine Karen news anchor is drunk.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxhkmpk

She got fired.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:00 AM (MkYsY)

She seems like a really friendly and happy drunk.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 10:09 AM (tLOSs)

226
I believe JJ himself said it'll be Wisconsin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Next thing you know he'll take up playing the accordion, rave about fish boils and cheese curds, and start sporting a cheesehead and waxing rhapsodic about "Lambeau Firld".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 10:09 AM (pNxlR)

227 Good art and nipples.

Would hang.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (xcxpd)

228 Well I am Hot Blooded.

Check it and see.

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (4I/2K)
*
You have a fever of 103.
Posted by: The Doctor at July 11, 2022


***
You have Double Vision too? You're really in trouble!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (txdEq)

229 Well I am Hot Blooded.


Check it and see.

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

You have a fever of 103.
Posted by: The Doctor at July 11, 2022 10:08 AM


He can barely see the road from the heat coming off it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (4p7Em)

230 When they said she was an anchor, they wasn't kidding!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 10:08 AM (4I/2K)

Putting the "weigh" back in "Anchors Aweigh"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (/EuRN)

231 Re the drunk Karen news anchor, can't they find young attractive local anchors anymore?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (qH6FZ)

232 Damn. That TV anchor bitch is trashed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM (89T5c)

She's roomy through the hips though. I quite like her.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (4I/2K)

233 Thought it looked like two teenagers

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (YP5tO)

234 *meteorologist

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (r8enq)

235
I figure we're back on an upwards trend later in the year or early next(combination of recovering economy and inflation being not as tamed as thought).
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (b2nrj)

This is my suspicion as well. The inflation may or may not be "tamed," but the money supply won't shrink. It will find its way back out and the prices should rise. I think.

If I were in the market for metals, it might actually be a good time to get in soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:11 AM (Zhwz2)

236 Maybe the Left will try and have an exchange program with China. For every Chinese woman flown here for delivery of an anchor baby one pregnant lefty will be flown to China for an Abortion.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:11 AM (aToww)

237 I think the artist does such a good job painting the scene the see through top is actually a shame.

And yes I can't believe I am saying that.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:11 AM (ESjRY)

238 Re the drunk Karen news anchor, can't they find young attractive local anchors anymore?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (qH6FZ)
++++
They are still pretending that TV newsreaders are "journalists" who are "serious" and possess "gravitas" rather than actresses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (WWh8n)

239 Gateway Pundit:
The informant told his handlers at the FBI that the Kansas City Proud Boy Group he was infiltrating and accompanied to the Capitol on January 6th “were not involved in, nor did they inspire the breaking of the barriers at the Capitol building. CHS describe the scene as the crowd doing it as a “herd mentality,” and that it was not organized. The crowd was shouting “stop the vote,” as they made their way to the Capitol building…

...There were no overt threats of violence made at that time.”

Not only that, but the informant also testifies to the FBI that Proud Boys planned to come to Washington DC to risk their own safety to protect average Trump Supporters from Antifa attacks so MAGA folk could enjoy the day and “get back to their hotels safely”.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (RHGPo)

240 What, Les and Jennifer went out on a date? I do not remember that episode at all.

(Personally, I would’ve gone for Bailey, but whatevs.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (NU6D7)

241 Something is going on over at Gateway Pundit, lots of bold and red text. I'm too sleepy to get my hopes up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (UuD2k)

242 She's roomy through the hips though. I quite like her.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at July 11, 2022


***
There's roomy, and then there's the double-wide trailer look.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (txdEq)

243 Re the drunk Karen news anchor, can't they find young attractive local anchors anymore?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:10 AM (qH6FZ)

How quaint.

Posted by: American Airlines Sky Waitresses at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (4I/2K)

244 Wisconsin Supreme court just ruled that a guy on the sex offender registry can not change their name and thus be removed from the registry because now the pervert wants to call himself Ella.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=127725

Ella, being 6ft 5in tall and weighing 300lbs, sexually attacked a 15 year old boy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:13 AM (WTzJM)

245 "He can barely see the road from the heat coming off it."

Life is a highway.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:13 AM (qH6FZ)

246 If I were in the market for metals, it might actually be a good time to get in soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Brass, lead, copper, silver & gold are always a good investment.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 10:13 AM (c8pZY)

247 >>231 Re the drunk Karen news anchor, can't they find young attractive local anchors anymore?
Posted by: lowandslow

There are plenty of out of work Mexican weather babes available.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:13 AM (MkYsY)

248 Next thing you know he'll take up playing the accordion, rave about fish boils and cheese curds, and start sporting a cheesehead and waxing rhapsodic about "Lambeau Firld".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at July 11, 2022 10:09 AM (pNxlR)


Nothing wrong with dat dere.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (45fpk)

249 Weather lady was muy barrocho. Pretty amusing though.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (Vr12I)

250 Something is going on over at Gateway Pundit, lots of bold and red text. I'm too sleepy to get my hopes up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (UuD2k)

I thought GP was a "take with huge grain of salt" site? Still that way, or more believable?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (7bRMQ)

251 219 A California doctor is proposing a floating abortion clinic in the Gulf of Mexico as a way to maintain access for people in southern states where abortion bans have been enacted. ...
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (RHGPo)
++++
Assuming the assumption is correct, why? Assume you have to travel far. Approach A:
Drive to airport, Fly to Illinois, Ground transportation to clinic, Get abortion
Approach B:
Drive to airport, Fly to coast, Ground transportation to port, steam to offshore platform or ship, Get abortion
Even if you're coastal and can skip steps 1-2, that's a huge pain in the ass. It's almost like a scheme cooked up to make sure abortion is technically legal but nobody ever does it. What is the market for this scheme?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2022 10:07 AM (WWh8n)


Why do I expect one or more of these schemes will provide the Leftists with made-for-TV deaths of women due to the delays or travel stress or whatever? The only question is when. Who will select the (sacrificial) maximum tear-inducing victims? Joe? The DNC?

Posted by: GLSD at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (AMIL/)

252 Reach down, between my legs, ease the seat back.....

Posted by: Diamond Dave at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (89T5c)

253 Well I am Hot Blooded.

Check it and see.

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11

Are you saying you've been waiting for a girl like her?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (ftFVW)

254 219. Joe I think this on/gyn is thinking the ship will sit in the Gulf of Mexico offshore of Alabama or zLouisiana and patients will be ferried from shore. She is too stupid and blinded by love of abortion to realize those states with an abortion ban are not going to allow some Abortion Express ferry to operate in the state.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (y6HpB)

255 Oh wait, at the age of 15 Ella attacked a 14 year old boy...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (WTzJM)

256 Willowed from the Morning Post:

43 My current pet project is Profiles of Americans Who Should Be Famous But Aren't.

Here's one: Kelly Johnson
As head jet designer at Lockheed's Skunk Works, created the U-2 and the SR-71 Blackbird, and stealth plane technology

I've got 73 others
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2022 07:20 AM (i0slg)

Please please please make this into a real book instead.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (WUvhL)

257 I dare to be an apologist
for this anchor, if you can catch the gist.
When doling out news
of the weather (with booze)
one must be a meatier-ologist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (/EuRN)

258 Luhansk has fallen.

The War in Ukraine goes on and sadly not in Ukraine's favor. It's still a war of attrition. Maybe that's as good as we can hope for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (xcxpd)

259 "They are still pretending that TV newsreaders are "journalists" who are "serious" and possess "gravitas" rather than actresses."

As is sometimes said...

It is easier for a pole dancing stripper to pretend to be a real TV News Reader than it is for the average female news reader to pretend to be a pole dancing stripper.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (uLr+K)

260 Next thing you know he'll take up playing the accordion, rave about fish boils and cheese curds, and start sporting a cheesehead and waxing rhapsodic about "Lambeau Firld".
=====

He and his wife taking polka lessons (I'm trying to talk my son and his wife into doing it) and sending Spotted Cow beer as gifts for holidays.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (MIKMs)

261 There are plenty of out of work Mexican weather babes available.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:13 AM (MkYsY)

I was going to say just hire some Instagram airhead but they probably make 10x what a local newsreader does.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (qH6FZ)

262 I believe JJ himself said it'll be Wisconsin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think I remember that. An NYC boy moving to Wi might just be a culture shock. He'll know he's had enough of NYC's shit if he doesn't miss the deli's and "wonderful ethnic food" available 24/7.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (MFphb)

263 News anchors literally just read a teleprompter.

And ideally "look good"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (ESjRY)

264 I believe JJ himself said it'll be Wisconsin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 11, 2022 10:06 AM

Welcome to my new neighbor in the state next door! What does a Minnesotan say when they are sliding into the ditch in the wintertime?... Oh shit! What does a Sconnie say?....hold my beer and watch this!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (GwxCX)

265 Sri Lanka banned synthetic fertilizer use entirely. Their economy is primarily agricultural.

How do people this dumb get to be in charge?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (UuD2k)

266 257 I dare to be an apologist
for this anchor, if you can catch the gist.
When doling out news
of the weather (with booze)
one must be a meatier-ologist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (/EuRN)

; )

Posted by: m at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (r8enq)

267 Cheap Justice Roberts let it get to this point.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Law schools are having a hissy fit.

Heidi Li Feldman@HeidiLiFeldman
With an actively rogue Supreme Court, U.S. lawyers,
legal scholars, and law schools have to reckon with how to practice, teach, and understand law without falling into complicity with lawlessness.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (FVME7)

268 Are you saying you've been waiting for a girl like her?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (ftFVW)

This time I want to be sure.

Posted by: Foreigner at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (4I/2K)

269 If the left had not challenged MS

Dobbs wouldn't have been

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (us2H3)

270 Bill Kristol can be the captain of the abortion ship. And Jonah G. can be your Your Yeoman Purser. Ahoy!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (NU6D7)

271 250 Something is going on over at Gateway Pundit, lots of bold and red text. I'm too sleepy to get my hopes up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:12 AM (UuD2k)

I thought GP was a "take with huge grain of salt" site? Still that way, or more believable?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (7bRMQ)

Don't go there hardly ever. I read somewhere that the site owner guy is a little off. Don't know it that is true.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)

272 BTW. Biden has that painting of Hunter and his Niece in the Lincoln bedroom.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (GwxCX)

273 NYT is now teling Roberts to retire, like now

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (us2H3)

274 He'll know he's had enough of NYC's shit if he doesn't miss the deli's and "wonderful ethnic food" available 24/7.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (MFphb)


You can get a block of cheddar delivered 'round the clock. It's a statute.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (45fpk)

275 And why didn't we have gambling ships if this abortion thing is legal?
Posted by: 18-1


Never been to the Gulf Coast, have ye? They worked that dodge by floating "barges" in basically large pools of water and making those casinos. It's a blatant dodge but fit within the law. It floats, it's legal.

It has of course had interesting results when certain named meteorological problems passed through, but hey...

Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (OUMaO)

276 A meaty Urologist?

Posted by: Dr. Rosenpenis at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (8l2IX)

277 Luhansk has fallen.

The War in Ukraine goes on and sadly not in Ukraine's favor. It's still a war of attrition. Maybe that's as good as we can hope for.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards (Logan Tiberius 2012-2021) at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (xcxpd)

Yabut, yabut, yabut. Now we have them!! They're all over our country. Victory is asssured. Please send money.

Posted by: Pres Z at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (7bRMQ)

278 Ocean Cruse with abortion facilities, go to the Bahamas get your abortion

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (YP5tO)

279 I dare to be an apologist
for this anchor, if you can catch the gist.
When doling out news
of the weather (with booze)
one must be a meatier-ologist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:15 AM (/EuRN)

Where's the official Muldoon seal of approval?
Ork ork ork (says the seal)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (MFphb)

280 News anchors literally just read a teleprompter.

And ideally "look good"

Posted by: 18-1

And then there's the idiotic banter between the anchors.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (FVME7)

281 Kelly Johnson?

Ed Heinemann - SBD Dauntless, AD Skyraider, A3D Skywarrior, A4D Skyhawk, F4D...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (WTzJM)

282 SpaceX successsfully launched last evening, and Dragon made a picture perfect recovery landing back on the floating barge. Damn, those guys are good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 10:19 AM (kV7fr)

283 I don't want to play these head games.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 10:19 AM (vuisn)

284 Don't go there hardly ever. I read somewhere that the site owner guy is a little off. Don't know it that is true.
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM (Vr12I)

There's interesting stuff there sometimes, although the hype factor is huge. It's not so much that I think they're putting out false information, it's that I think no one is going to do anything about it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:19 AM (UuD2k)

285 You can get a block of cheddar delivered 'round the clock. It's a statute.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (45fpk)

So exactly how close are you to Mars Cheese Castle?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:19 AM (MFphb)

286 it's that I think no one is going to do anything about it.

One of the most important lessons of the last few years. It doesn't matter what information comes out if no one will do anything about it.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:20 AM (ESjRY)

287 "Ocean Cruse with abortion facilities, go to the Bahamas get your abortion"

I'm surprised that Disney Cruise Lines haven't looked into this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:20 AM (uLr+K)

288 Ana Navarro is now a news anchor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:20 AM (WTzJM)

289 249 Weather lady was muy barrocho. Pretty amusing though.
Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:14 AM (Vr12I)

I"ve boned some pretty questionable tail but no

Posted by: Bad Santa at July 11, 2022 10:20 AM (us2H3)

290 So exactly how close are you to Mars Cheese Castle?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:19 AM (MFphb)


15 minutes. They're expensive though.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (45fpk)

291 Redacted a offer he can't refuse?

Posted by: Skip's phone at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (YP5tO)

292 Well fellas, looks like I'll soon be back in the saddle again.

Posted by: Aerosmith on a swing at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (4I/2K)

293 You know that girl in the painting has already booked her offshore trip to the abortion platform. Hey, maybe that's the feds idea. Take all the rusting oil rigs not in use and make them abortion rigs. Profit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (GwxCX)

294 Springtime rhymes with poontang

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (sJHOI)

295 I hope Ace does a thread on that Ben Smith-Tucker "interview." It said so much about where we are. I found it chilling.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (H8QX8)

296 There's interesting stuff there sometimes, although the hype factor is huge. It's not so much that I think they're putting out false information

-------

GP is completely unreliable, and yes - they hype everything to the moon.

I avoid it for the same reason people stopped taking Geraldo seriously. At some point, you figure out to verify stuff before opening the dang vault. Or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (Zhwz2)

297 NYT: Biden at 33%approval.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (3vQN0)

298 Ana Navarro is now a news anchor?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:20 AM

No, she's the boat. A whaler.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (GwxCX)

299 Gerry Rivers locked inside Al Capone's vault tossed into the Marianna's Trench = good idea

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (WTzJM)

300 45 minutes with road construction.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (45fpk)

301 Oh shit! What does a Sconnie say?....hold my beer and watch this!
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:16 AM (GwxCX)

Not true. A true Sconnie doesn't let go of his beer.
What ever needs doing can be done with the off hand when beer is involved.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (MFphb)

302 Weather lady was muy barrocho.

Very baroque?

Posted by: translate.google.com at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)

303 Never been to the Gulf Coast, have ye? They worked that dodge by floating "barges" in basically large pools of water and making those casinos. It's a blatant dodge but fit within the law. It floats, it's legal.

It has of course had interesting results when certain named meteorological problems passed through, but hey...
Posted by: Brother Tim, actually a random opossum with a VPN at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (OUMaO)

The water has cleansing and protective properties. Like a baptism or something.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (4I/2K)

304 Well fellas, looks like I'll soon be back in the saddle again.
Posted by: Aerosmith on a swing at July 11

Oh, dream on!

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (ftFVW)

305 And why didn't we have gambling ships if this abortion thing is legal?
Posted by: 18-1


There are. Gambling cruises leave Galveston for three hour tours.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (c8pZY)

306 Davy Jones called and he wants his locker back.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (vuisn)

307 45 minutes with road construction.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (45fpk)

So like, 3 blocks away.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (MFphb)

308 296 There's interesting stuff there sometimes, although the hype factor is huge. It's not so much that I think they're putting out false information

-------

GP is completely unreliable, and yes - they hype everything to the moon.

I avoid it for the same reason people stopped taking Geraldo seriously. At some point, you figure out to verify stuff before opening the dang vault. Or not.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (Zhwz2)

I have given up on a couple of sites because of their over th top stridency on matters that verge on unhinged, from my perspective.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (Vr12I)

309 Very baroque?
Posted by: translate.google.com at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)

Sorta.

Posted by: Reubens at July 11, 2022 10:24 AM (/EuRN)

310 Springtime rhymes with poontang
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (sJHOI)

Wang dang!

Posted by: The Nuge at July 11, 2022 10:24 AM (4I/2K)

311 Same NYT poll that has Biden at 33% also has him beating Trump by 4 in a 2024 rematch. Dems may hate him, but they are never leaving the party of him.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 10:24 AM (3vQN0)

312 Now the best part of Tora Tora Tora as the Japs attack Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:24 AM (WTzJM)

313 306 Davy Jones called and he wants his locker back.

He's on the last train to Clarksville.

Posted by: Diamond Dave at July 11, 2022 10:24 AM (89T5c)

314
Speaking of the Evil Rat, I hear the copyrights for Mickey are up again in '24. I wonder how long an extension the Rat will pay off the Congress for this time? Last time I think they bought like 25 years or something. Maybe they can get a full century this time, if they promise to make a three-hour epic children's cartoon where Snow White becomes a dude and then buggers every little boy on the eastern seaboard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (Zhwz2)

315 Went to the Wiki entry for GP and wow do they hate GP.

They point out that GP is full of fake news like...Hillary has health issues, there was fraud in the 2020 election, and the clot shots do not stop the spread of covid.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (ESjRY)

316 Well fellas, looks like I'll soon be back in the saddle again.
Posted by: Aerosmith on a swing at July 11

Oh, dream on!
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 11, 2022 10:23 AM (ftFVW)

Wait until I whip out my big ten inch.

Posted by: Aerosmith at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (4I/2K)

317 "I have given up on a couple of sites because of their over th top stridency on matters that verge on unhinged, from my perspective."

Gotta give ace his due, for the conservative use of the Flaming Skull.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (uLr+K)

318 302 Weather lady was muy barrocho.

Very baroque?
Posted by: translate.google.com at July 11, 2022 10:22 AM (h5TKJ)

Heh.I was attempting to say very drunk in Mexican. Guess I was wrong. Thanks, google!!!

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (Vr12I)

319
I believe JJ himself said it'll be Wisconsin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

__________

"What is this 'fish fry' people talk about?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (/U27+)

320 Davy Jones was also one the pilots on the Doolittle Raid, ended up later being shot down over Europe and becoming a German POW.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (WTzJM)

321 There are gambling trips in FL all over the place. Go 3 miles (or maybe 12?) offshore and the casinos open.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (3vQN0)

322 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Springtime? Well. Ok. If you say so. This has been a crappy spring. Oh. And weird art.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (anj39)

323 Biden is so far gone that he will literally read anything put on the teleprompter in front of him.

"End of quote" ..."Repeat the line"

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:26 AM (RHGPo)

324 borracho =/= barrocho

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:26 AM (/EuRN)

325 15 minutes. They're expensive though.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:21 AM (45fpk)

I know. It's a trap for FIBs to waste money on.

Better Wisconsin cheese at Woodmans.
Weyauwega brand. 2 thumbs up, especially for the price.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (MFphb)

326 President Joe "FuclUp" Biden (Again) Lashes out at Republicans for All His Woes

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (RHGPo)

327 Wowzers but then I remember Nonna was married at 14.

And here I am.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (Msys3)

328 Some enterprising goof should hold up a tablet with utter nonsense written on it while in Shitpants's line of sight, just to see if he says it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (/EuRN)

329 "What is this 'fish fry' people talk about?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (/U27+)


It's what you eat with your Old Fashioned.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (45fpk)

330 Davy Jones was also one the pilots on the Doolittle Raid, ended up later being shot down over Europe and becoming a German POW.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (WTzJM)


Davy Jones is David Bowie's real name.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (AiZBA)

331 Biden is so far gone that he will literally read anything put on the teleprompter in front of him.


4chan, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, Kek stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Hack Joe Biden's teleprompter! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!

Posted by: Conan the internetarian at July 11, 2022 10:28 AM (ESjRY)

332 Better Wisconsin cheese at Woodmans.
Weyauwega brand. 2 thumbs up, especially for the price.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (MFphb)


Yup.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:28 AM (45fpk)

333 Someone should hold up a sign that reads "I resign!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:28 AM (WTzJM)

334 240. Here is a link to the episode, you might find it online to watch. Les had won an award and couldn't get a date for the ceremony and Jennifer took pity on him and agreed to go with him. There is a scene where he is in front of a mirror getting dressed and Hot Blooded is playing . It's hilarious.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0742602/characters/nm0761687

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022 10:28 AM (7wq9I)

335 And here I am.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (Msys3)


Again on your own?

Posted by: David Coverdale at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (h5TKJ)

336 How do people this dumb get to be in charge?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM

I don't think our country should be throwing any stones right about now.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (GwxCX)

337 This just in. Twatter says Anne Frank had white privilege. I guess she was the real villain.

https://bit.ly/3c5GZLm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (FVME7)

338 Prolly said already: Tarzan and Jane, the Early Years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (Ev8vY)

339 Davy Jones is David Bowie's real name.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV

Hmmmmm.....

I thought it was Ziggy.

It should have been in any case.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (Msys3)

340 Davy Jones, USAAF > Davy Jones Locker > David Bowie

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (WTzJM)

341 "Eye yam. We tall did."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (/EuRN)

342 The sale of Britain’s largest semiconductor factory to a firm controlled by the Chinese Communist Party has not properly been investigated by the government despite promises from Prime Minister Boris Johnson, the Foreign Affairs Committee has claimed.

Following the takeover of Newport Wafer Fab last year by Chinese-owned Nexperia after the factory failed to meet its debt obligations, Prime Minister Boris Johnson vowed that the National Security Adviser would investigate the matter.

However, a report from the Foreign Affairs Committee on Tuesday said that they have not seen any evidence of such a review ever taking place and that they had “no choice” but to assume that one has not been started.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (RHGPo)

343 "Posted by: Conan the internetarian"

Conan, come to the window and collect your winnings.

COB's...shut it down, this thread is done.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (uLr+K)

344 123 Persephone

ya perverts
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 09:50 AM (ZLI7S)

If that's Persephone then Hunter should beat feet before hubby shows up.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (MkuC5)

345
Gambling cruises leave Galveston for three hour tours.
Posted by: rickb223


I hope the weather doesn't start to get rough.

Posted by: Little buddy at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (63Dwl)

346 335 And here I am.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (Msys3)

Again on your own?
Posted by: David Coverdale at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (h5TKJ)

Naturally.

Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (/EuRN)

347 Davy Jones was also one the pilots on the Doolittle Raid, ended up later being shot down over Europe and becoming a German POW.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:25 AM (WTzJM)
-----
He certainly looked youthful during his stint wth The Monkees.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (aaGzp)

348 Anne Franks, white privilege?

Someone is letting their inner Eichmann flag fly

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (WTzJM)

349 My current pet project is Profiles of Americans Who Should Be Famous But Aren't.

Here's one: Kelly Johnson
As head jet designer at Lockheed's Skunk Works, created the U-2 and the SR-71 Blackbird, and stealth plane technology

I've got 73 others
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 11, 2022 07:20 AM (i0

You mean famous to the masses because Kelly Johnson is a legend in his field and associated fields. But I understand what you mean. The name Kardashian is known worldwide while I would have to look up again the name of the guy who invented Ivermectin .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (aToww)

350 I hear they make great cornbread in Madison.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (NU6D7)

351 It's what you eat with your Old Fashioned.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM

Don't forget to have your Rumchata for desert!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (GwxCX)

352 Wisconsin Supreme court just ruled that a guy on the sex offender registry can not change their name and thus be removed from the registry because now the pervert wants to call himself Ella.

"The new name goes on the registry" would also be acceptable, but good on the WI Supremes.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

353 123 Persephone

Truly one of Western Electric's better offerings.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (Msys3)

354 WaPo:
Early voting for Arizona’s primary elections started on Tuesday. Republicans can do something good for their country and party by defeating Kari Lake. Lake, once an anchor on a Fox-TV affiliate in Phoenix, is former president Donald Trump’s choice for governor. She has thundered to a lead in the polls by theatrically embracing ultra-MAGA conservatism.

.. these bozos (or bezos) actually used "ultra-MAGA"

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

355 >>NYT is now teling Roberts to retire, like now

This is what happens when you stop teaching civics in school and do drag queen story time instead.

At least half this country is populated with ignorant buffoons who are actually convinced they are wicked smaht.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)

356 Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (vuisn)

357 "The new name goes on the registry" would also be acceptable, but good on the WI Supremes.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

Legally speaking, if the name change is not official, it's an alias, which is generally tracked by someone or other, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (/EuRN)

358 How do people this dumb get to be in charge?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM

I don't think our country should be throwing any stones right about now.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I think we could use a few good stonings. Or a lot of good show stonings.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (FVME7)

359 348 Anne Franks, white privilege?

Someone is letting their inner Eichmann flag fly
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:31 AM (WTzJM)

Quite a privilege hiding from Nazis, then up in smoke. We should all be so privileged!! Maybe that is what is in the back of their feral little brains.

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (Vr12I)

360 I remember cornbread.

seems so long ago

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (sJHOI)

361 US Summer theme song. Running on Empty.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (GwxCX)

362 If Kelly Lake wins in AZ we might actually have two governors worth more then a warm bucket of spit.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (ESjRY)

363 352 Wisconsin Supreme court just ruled that a guy on the sex offender registry can not change their name and thus be removed from the registry because now the pervert wants to call himself Ella.


Funny how those 2 things overlap so frequently.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (UuD2k)

364 335 And here I am.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:27 AM (Msys3)

Again on your own?
Posted by: David Coverdale at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (h5TKJ)

Naturally.
Posted by: Gilbert O'Sullivan at July 11, 2022 10:30 AM (/EuRN)

One IS the loneliest number.

Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (4I/2K)

365 At least half this country is populated with ignorant buffoons who are actually convinced they are wicked smaht.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (ZLI7S)

The other half is ignorant buffoons who think other ignorant buffoons are wicked smaht.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (/EuRN)

366 "now the pervert wants to call himself Ella.


Funny how those 2 things overlap so frequently."

Is that Ella Fits-Gerald?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (uLr+K)

367 Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM

Dude needs GPS if he's only ever known one road.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (GwxCX)

368 Heidi Li Feldman@HeidiLiFeldman
With an actively rogue Supreme Court, U.S. lawyers,
legal scholars, and law schools have to reckon with how to practice, teach, and understand law without falling into complicity with lawlessness.
________________________

SCOTUS returning to the law (constitution) is understood by the law schools as being lawless. How does this ever get corrected?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (fs1hN)

369 The name Kardashian is known worldwide while I would have to look up again the name of the guy who invented Ivermectin .

Also I found out on the last Drift Compatible that there's an active movement to rename things that are named after white men, so "Fallopian tubes" are now "uterine tubes".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (ZGrMX)

370 355
Jack, 95% of the country does not read the NYT. The five percent that does has maybe 50% that believes in what they read there.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (7wq9I)

371 Funny how those 2 things overlap so frequently."

Is that Ella Fits-Gerald?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM

Well done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (GwxCX)

372 Weather lady was muy barrocho.

Very baroque?

Borracho.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (/NCI4)

373 One IS the loneliest number.
Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
-----
Two can be as bad as one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (aaGzp)

374 SCOTUS returning to the law (constitution) is understood by the law schools as being lawless. How does this ever get corrected?

I seem to recall the left telling me the law was whatever the hell 5 justices said on the issue.

Apparently that is no longer the case now?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (ESjRY)

375 At 6ft 5in and 300lbs, Ella is no Disney princess... or maybe they are in the new Disney

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (WTzJM)

376 133 Anyone as sweet and looking like that, has got to be named Lucille.

-- Dragline
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

Whackin' it here boss...

Posted by: Koko at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (BgMrQ)

377 373 One IS the loneliest number.
Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
-----
Two can be as bad as one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (aaGzp)

That's why three is the magic number.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (/EuRN)

378 One IS the loneliest number.
Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM

Well it is a cruel summer.

Posted by: Bananarama at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (GwxCX)

379 One IS the loneliest number.
Posted by: Three Dog Night

A 'Three Dog Night' should only be attempted after an epic night of drinking.

And being in your early twenties.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (Msys3)

380 337 This just in. Twatter says Anne Frank had white privilege. I guess she was the real villain.

https://bit.ly/3c5GZLm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:29 AM (FVME7)

Conservatives what use the Twatter are, I believe, obligated to troll the left *spit* in this manner. Embrace your inner fuckhead retard and take their ideas all the way to the edge.

Anne Frank had "hwhite privilege." Of course. Cuz that's where we are as a society. Embrace the utter retardation. Take it to the edge, mein freunds. This is the way.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (wZPaD)

381 Gateway Pundit > NYT

Again, low bar.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (ESjRY)

382 Why do all the Kardashian Kids insist on holding onto their father's last name?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (uLr+K)

383 >>Jack, 95% of the country does not read the NYT. The five percent that does has maybe 50% that believes in what they read there.

That's true. But the feeling that overturning Roe was illegitimate is a lot more widespread than just NYT readers.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)

384 Anyone know?
______________

Wisconsin. JJ's mother in law died, and she left her house (in Wisconsin) to her daughter and JJ, so that's where they're moving to.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (MvHI3)

385 356 Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone.
_________________

The lyric isn't "born to wear cologne"?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (fs1hN)

386 The lefty Jews I know LOVE LOVE LOVE the idea of white privilege and do NOT see themselves as "white"

Amusingly the whole rest of the left does. And err, so does genetics.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ESjRY)

387 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Posted by: Dick Butcher at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (AiZBA)

388 381 Gateway Pundit > NYT

Again, low bar.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (ESjRY)

Accidental orchiectomy > NYT

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (/EuRN)

389 SCOTUS returning to the law (constitution) is understood by the law schools as being lawless. How does this ever get corrected?
Posted by: Chuck Martel

It will require the modern equivalent of muskets I fear.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (Msys3)

390 382 Why do all the Kardashian Kids insist on holding onto their father's last name?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (uLr+K)

Part of a Trust Agreement?

Posted by: kraken at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (Vr12I)

391 How do people this dumb get to be in charge?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:17 AM

I don't think our country should be throwing any stones right about now.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I think we could use a few good stonings. Or a lot of good show stonings.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:32 AM (FVME7)

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

Posted by: Matthias at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (4I/2K)

392 Paul Ryan "sobbed" on J6

what a bitch

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (sJHOI)

393 flaming piles of pigshit > NYT

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (89T5c)

394 “Borracha,” as she is female.

Or maybe “borrachx,” now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (NU6D7)

395 Gabriele Falloppio (1523 – 9 October 1562) was an Italian Catholic priest and anatomist often known by his Latin name Fallopius. He was one of the most important anatomists and physicians of the sixteenth century, giving his name to the Fallopian tube.

Dude only lived to be 39. An yet he immortalized himself with hoo-hahs.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (UuD2k)

396 361 US Summer theme song. Running on Empty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (GwxCX)

Nope, nope, nope.

Tequila Sunrise.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:39 AM (MkuC5)

397 The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Posted by: Dick Butcher at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM

Victim of this, victim of that, your daddy's too thin and your mama's too fat, get over it.

Posted by: Don Henley at July 11, 2022 10:39 AM (GwxCX)

398 How do people this dumb get to be in charge?

We removed any cost from failure for people in government some time ago. So why are we surprised people keep failing in ever more creative ways?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:39 AM (ESjRY)

399 Dr. Lyle Evans would like a word.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 11, 2022 10:39 AM (vuisn)

400 Jack, 95% of the country does not read the NYT. The five percent that does has maybe 50% that believes in what they read there.

About half of that 5% is conservatives looking for things to make fun of, too. There's a Twitter account that does nothing but point out spelling and grammar errors in NYT stories now. They're very busy, and sometimes the story actually gets fixed afterwards (although not in the print version obviously).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM (ZGrMX)

401 Dude only lived to be 39. An yet he immortalized himself with hoo-hahs.

And as a priest probably didn't really get to enjoy them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM (ESjRY)

402 Fallopious my old friend
Step on in and let me shake your hand again

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)

403 Gabriele Falloppio (1523 – 9 October 1562) was an Italian Catholic priest and anatomist often known by his Latin name Fallopius. He was one of the most important anatomists and physicians of the sixteenth century, giving his name to the Fallopian tube.

His lesser known peer, Giuseppe Snizz, is unfairly anonymous.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM (/NCI4)

404 Dude only lived to be 39. An yet he immortalized himself with hoo-hahs.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

We should be so lucky.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM (Msys3)

405 His lesser known peer, Giuseppe Snizz, is unfairly anonymous.

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: That's hillarious at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (ESjRY)

406 The head of the Secret Service is leaving after 27 years to become Snapchat's security chief

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (RHGPo)

407 Just when you thought Big Heathcare couldn't get any worse.

Biden Considering Declaring Public Health Emergency Over Abortion

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)

408 off Shakespearian sock.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (AiZBA)

409 Paul Ryan "sobbed" on J6
what a bitch
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (sJHOI)

Besides Jonah G and Stephen Hayes, who did he think was going to impressed by admitting such a ridiculous thing?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (qH6FZ)

410 Master level technique and execution of the painting.

Rendering of light, shadow and flesh is exquisite.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (hdp1J)

411 Biden Considering Declaring Public Health Emergency Over Abortion
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)

Millions of violent deaths *is* a public health emergency, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (/EuRN)

412 His lesser known peer, Giuseppe Snizz, is unfairly anonymous.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Fartavius Clamatia at July 11, 2022 10:42 AM (GwxCX)

413 Posted by: Dick Butcher

Have we met?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at July 11, 2022 10:42 AM (Y1sOo)

414 The head of the Secret Service is leaving after 27 years to become Snapchat's security chief
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (RHGPo)

The head of the Secret Service is leaving after 27 years to spank it while watching 14 year old girls do strip teases for internet randos.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 10:42 AM (wZPaD)

415 Paul Ryan "sobbed" on J6
what a bitch
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (sJHOI)

Besides Jonah G and Stephen Hayes, who did he think was going to impressed by admitting such a ridiculous thing?
Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (qH6FZ)

I assume somebody just shoved a mic in his face

maybe, he's transitioning. dunno

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 11, 2022 10:43 AM (sJHOI)

416 Let's see...
Wintertime. And the livin' is easy....
No.
OK. Maybe this: Springtime! And the livin' is easy.
No! Dang it.
Something...something....

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2022 10:43 AM (anj39)

417 Biden Considering Declaring Public Health Emergency Over Abortion
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (FVME7)

Biden and the democrat party are Selma and Louise, and abortion is the car they'll ride off a cliff.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:43 AM (UuD2k)

418 Ocean Cruse with abortion facilities, go to the Bahamas get your abortion
Posted by: Skip's phone at July 11, 2022 10:18 AM (YP5tO)
++++
Abortion is basically illegal in the Bahamas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2022 10:43 AM (WWh8n)

419 A 'Three Dog Night' should only be attempted after an epic night of drinking.

And being in your early twenties.

Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:36 AM (Msys3)

Or your wife puts you up to it for the sake of her sisters. Three young and healthy women with no man for who knows how long. The very idea kinda shrunk me like a spider on a hot stove.

Posted by: Jack Crabb at July 11, 2022 10:43 AM (4I/2K)

420 And don’t forget Sir Henry Aloysius Fartclam.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:43 AM (NU6D7)

421 Posted by: Fartavius Clamatia at July 11, 2022 10:42 AM (GwxCX)

*Slow clap*

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 10:44 AM (wZPaD)

422 Gabriele Falloppio had an unfair advantage in studying women's genitalia due to his extremely long nose when he lied.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 11, 2022 10:44 AM (qH6FZ)

423 Millions of violent deaths *is* a public health emergency, really.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:41 AM (/EuRN)

Yeah, if The Coof took out 67,000,000 we'd be going to funerals for years, and the economy would have totes gone mammaries up long before now.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:45 AM (MkuC5)

424
Is there some requirement that GOP HMLs *have* to be lachrymose little Commie-ass bitch made pussyboys, or what?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:46 AM (Zhwz2)

425 Trump supported Kevin McCarthy at his AK rally over the weekend. Said he gets it. This is not a good thing for American's.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 11, 2022 10:46 AM (MkYsY)

426 422 Gabriele Falloppio had an unfair advantage in studying women's genitalia due to his extremely long nose when he lied.

Gepetto's inspiration.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2022 10:46 AM (89T5c)

427 Is there some requirement that GOP HMLs *have* to be lachrymose little Commie-ass bitch made pussyboys, or what?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:46 AM (Zhwz2)

There is a fuccboi rider in the GOP membership agreement, yes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:46 AM (/EuRN)

428 Is there some requirement that GOP HMLs *have* to be lachrymose little Commie-ass bitch made pussyboys, or what?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:46 AM (Zhwz2)


Yup. It's right there in the Constitution.

Posted by: Earl Warren at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (AiZBA)

429 >>Jack, 95% of the country does not read the NYT. The five percent that does has maybe 50% that believes in what they read there.

That's true. But the feeling that overturning Roe was illegitimate is a lot more widespread than just NYT readers.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2022 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)
***

That intellect of the Senate, Patti Murray is running some commercials here about that which are despicable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (anj39)

430 There is a fuccboi rider in the GOP membership agreement, yes.

That's why they hate Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (ZGrMX)

431 Women are lucky their tubes weren't discovered by a Buttafuoco.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (UuD2k)

432 I see a movie coming out of Paul R.’s memoirs: “Ryan’s Sob.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (NU6D7)

433 Biden Considering Declaring Public Health Emergency Over Abortion
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


'You say you want a revolu-tion!'

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (Msys3)

434 352 Wisconsin Supreme court just ruled that a guy on the sex offender registry can not change their name and thus be removed from the registry because now the pervert wants to call himself Ella.
_______________

The thing is, if we pretend that there is no objective reality, and say that everybody gets to define themselves by how they feel or what they want, then we descend into madness and anarchy.

If a 300 pound man gets to change his name to Ella and pretend he's a woman on all legal documents, then why can't a 86 year old man change his birth certificate and driver's license to say that he's 22, since he feels young? And why can't a woman with 20/20 eyesight claim the federal tax credit for being blind, and get to legally park in handicapped spaces, if she feels disabled? And why can't a 39 year old man who rapes an 8 year old claim that he feels he's only 9, and therefore cannot be guilty of statutory rape?

Either we recognize objective reality, or we don't. And if we don't, then Katie bar the door, because things are going to go to shit faster than any of us can contemplate.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer--FJB at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (MvHI3)

435 And now, straight from Crazytown . . .

Alejandra Caraballo@Esqueer_
My new favorite genre is TERF's like JK Rowling praising christofascists for their transphobia.
People need to wake up at how transphobia is being used as a gateway to radicalize wealthy white women into reactionary fascist views.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (FVME7)

436 The US shipped Marine Corps HIMARS precision artillery missles to Ukraine and snow, Russian command/control and ammo dumpps are getting hammered. America claimed Ukraine learned to operate the system rapidly. Russia doesn't seem to believe that claim.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (Yg+Bs)

437 I just read the Wiki entry on Ivermectin. 1984 has infiltrated everything. Of course Winston Smith still has some more scrubbing and editing to do.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (aToww)

438 Let's see...
Wintertime. And the livin' is easy....
No.
OK. Maybe this: Springtime! And the livin' is easy.
No! Dang it.
Something...something....
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11

Yo, maybe I can help you come up with this one...

Posted by: Sublime at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (ftFVW)

439 Why don't the Dems propose something like up to 12 wks, for any reason and a ban after 12 wks with exception remaining for rape?

Based on observing their leadership, I have to assume that only fetuses older than 12 wks can provide the necessary materials for their longevity experiments. Thus the panic.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 11, 2022 10:49 AM (fs1hN)

440 Poland Invades Germany!

Posted by: NYT Headline Sept 2, 1939 at July 11, 2022 10:49 AM (4I/2K)

441 That's true. But the feeling that overturning Roe was illegitimate is a lot more widespread than just NYT readers.
Posted by: JackStraw


Funny how they say that, yet can't point to the place in the Constitution where it is enumerated.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 10:49 AM (c8pZY)

442 “Buttafuoco?”

*Pricks up ears*

— Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:49 AM (NU6D7)

443 433 Biden Considering Declaring Public Health Emergency Over Abortion
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


you damn right I called a code red !!

Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2022 10:49 AM (us2H3)

444 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (FVME7)

I swear, these people read like Mad Libs.

"People need to wake up at how Current Badthing is being used as Current Badthing by Current Unpeople."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:50 AM (/EuRN)

445 I believe JJ himself said it'll be Wisconsin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


JJ culture shock:

1. Wisconsin Cheddar cheese is orange/yellow, not white.

2. Fried cheese curds is an appetizer

3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

446 3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:50 AM (gmo/4)


WTF??!!??

Posted by: California Driver at July 11, 2022 10:51 AM (AiZBA)

447 I see a movie coming out of Paul R.’s memoirs: “Ryan’s Sob.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (NU6D7)

Heh

Posted by: Zombie James Caan at July 11, 2022 10:51 AM (4I/2K)

448 441 That's true. But the feeling that overturning Roe was illegitimate is a lot more widespread than just NYT readers.
Posted by: JackStraw


that "feeling", in itself, is the definition of illegitimate

Posted by: Brandon at July 11, 2022 10:52 AM (us2H3)

449 373 One IS the loneliest number.
Posted by: Three Dog Night at July 11, 2022 10:34 AM (4I/2K)
-----
Two can be as bad as one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 11, 2022 10:35 AM (aaGzp)


It's the loneliest number since the number one

Posted by: GLSD at July 11, 2022 10:52 AM (AMIL/)

450 436 The US shipped Marine Corps HIMARS precision artillery missles to Ukraine and snow, Russian command/control and ammo dumpps are getting hammered. America claimed Ukraine learned to operate the system rapidly. Russia doesn't seem to believe that claim.
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Let's see if some Marines come home in a bag for the Liberal World Order. No way those Ukes are operating this system cuz 'top secret.'

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022 10:52 AM (8Sqzu)

451 Why spike protein?

So spike was chosen to elicit neutralisation . . . .

. . .

The spike protein is definitely toxic. We know it can cross the blood-brain barrier in mice and cause nerve damage. We know it can cause cardiac damage. We know it can cause lung inflammation. We know it can cause endothelial cell damage. We know it can significantly inhibit DNA damage repair.

https://tinyurl.com/3syz83nn

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 10:52 AM (U3uv2)

452
Waaaaaaaaah - I'm a political leader, waaah look how sensitive I am! I have feelings, just like human people!

Posted by: Elect me! at July 11, 2022 10:52 AM (Zhwz2)

453 446 3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

WTF??!!??
Posted by: California Driver at July 11, 2022 10:51 AM (AiZBA)

Seriously. What the crap is "yiy-ell-ding"? Stop making up words.

Posted by: New Jersey Driver at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (/EuRN)

454 3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

4. It's entirely normal for the Wisconsin State Police to pass you going 80+ on I-90/94 for no reason. And they *will* pull you over if you try to go that fast.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (ZGrMX)

455 It will require the modern equivalent of muskets I fear.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 10:38 AM (Msys3)

Modern equivalent of Dissolution of the Monasteries Act. (Henry VIII) Needs to cover all endowed higher education; all such institutions to be dissolved, Government to confiscate all property including endowment funds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (trdmm)

456 I just read the Wiki entry on Ivermectin. 1984 has infiltrated everything. Of course Winston Smith still has some more scrubbing and editing to do.
Posted by: Anti doesn't matter

Now scrub Ivermectin's Nobel Prize.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (c8pZY)

457 446 3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.
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This will confuse a boy from NYC.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (8Sqzu)

458 Waaaaaaaaah - I'm a political leader, waaah look how sensitive I am! I have feelings, just like human people!
Posted by: Elect me! at July 11, 2022 10:52 AM (Zhwz2)


Beep. Boop. Bop. -- Killary Clinton's CPU

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (AiZBA)

459 My d*** is NOT small!

https://tinyurl.com/4jd5wx52

Posted by: The Russkis at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (/NCI4)

460
I get why the GOP is so supine on transgender issues. They just don't get it. They're all as smooth as a Ken doll down there, so they just can't relate to any of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (Zhwz2)

461 21 It's a sweet painting, but she just seems very, very young.

Posted by: 496 at July 11, 2022 09:34 AM (VJsqe)


At the time this painting was created, the age of consent was probably around 10 or 12. Western Civ had no problem with the eroticization of children at that point in history.

When I first saw the image, I thought it was a Bougeaureau. Turns out the artist was mentored by that great painter.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

462 All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

I don't know if they do it in WI but being overly polite and allowing the car who arrived after you at the stop sign intersection to go is as bad as doing the opposite.

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (aToww)

463 4. Improper use of the horn may lead to unpleasantries.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (MkuC5)

464 4. It's entirely normal for the Wisconsin State Police to pass you going 80+ on I-90/94 for no reason. And they *will* pull you over if you try to go that fast.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (ZGrMX)
++++
They do that in CO, too. It's bullshit. Unless they're running with emergency lights on, the speed of the cops should determine the speed of the road if it's in excess of the posted speed limit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (WWh8n)

465 I get why the GOP is so supine on transgender issues. They just don't get it. They're all as smooth as a Ken doll down there, so they just can't relate to any of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (Zhwz2)


sad but true

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2022 10:55 AM (dCxaZ)

466 That intellect of the Senate, Patti Murray is running some commercials here about that which are despicable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (anj39)

A trough spot for dead babies. Fucking demonic whore.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 10:55 AM (U3uv2)

467 Next on Those Darn Republicans!

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden United States government official
Republicans are doing nothing but obstructing our efforts to crack down on gas-price gouging, lower food prices, lower healthcare costs, and hopefully, soon, lower your prescription drug costs.
This is not right. And that's why this election is going to be so darn important.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now the Summer of Our Discontent at July 11, 2022 10:55 AM (FVME7)

468 5. Shouted obscenities and/or excessive display of the social finger *will* lead to unpleasantries.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:55 AM (MkuC5)

469 Seriously. What the crap is "yiy-ell-ding"? Stop making up words.

I've seen enough dashcam compilations to know that pretty much everyone in the US now considers it a personal insult to their genitalia to let anyone merge ahead of them in traffic, even if not doing so totals their car.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)

470 436 The US shipped Marine Corps HIMARS precision artillery missles to Ukraine and snow, Russian command/control and ammo dumpps are getting hammered. America claimed Ukraine learned to operate the system rapidly. Russia doesn't seem to believe that claim.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Break The Teachers Unions at July 11, 2022 10:48 AM (Yg+Bs)


I'm sure Russia truly doesn't believe it. Truth is, there's a lot of automation in HIMARS and M777. If the GPS is working, you don't have to survey in the firing point. Russian MLRs still use optical sights pointing at aiming stakes that are surveyed in.

I think it would be wise to bring back Military Liaison Missions for their deterrence value.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 11, 2022 10:56 AM (8C7+r)

471 There's a Twitter account that does nothing but point out spelling and grammar errors in NYT stories now. They're very busy, and sometimes the story actually gets fixed afterwards (although not in the print version obviously).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:40 AM



Still less work than doing the same thing to Taylor Lorenz at the WaPo.

Posted by: Hands at July 11, 2022 10:57 AM (786Ro)

472 466 That intellect of the Senate, Patti Murray is running some commercials here about that which are despicable.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2022 10:47 AM (anj39)

the mom in butcher's boots

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 10:57 AM (us2H3)

473 Shitpants calling himself a "United States government official" is a fucking hoot and a half. Yeah, jack. Just work-a-day joe normal gutting out a paycheck. You fucking goblin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 10:57 AM (/EuRN)

474 3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:50 AM (gmo/4)


Mostly False.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2022 10:57 AM (j40lz)

475 448 441 That's true. But the feeling that overturning Roe was illegitimate is a lot more widespread than just NYT readers.
Posted by: JackStraw

A lot of people at the time thought Brown vs Board of Education was illegitimate. A lot of us thought that Roe v. Wade was illegitimate. So what? As is often noted, the Supreme Court isn't Final because it's always right; the Supreme Court is always right because it's Final.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2022 10:57 AM (trdmm)

476 I don't exactly know what the style or genre of painting this is but I love all of them. Extremely romantic and stylized but realistic, with absolutely beautiful colors and depth. John Williams Waterhouse, etc.

And yes, the girl is quite young, but probably so is the boy. If you know your art history and have studied art and sculpture you'll see a definite pattern of the girls being very young, tweens or thereabouts. I don't know if that was considered the apex of beauty in the times the art was made, or they were done on special order, or it was just the tendency of artists to want to portray younger girls or what.

There definitely is a mythological feel to the painting as well, is she human? Is he some Greek hero?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 10:58 AM (llsW/)

477 They do that in CO, too. It's bullshit. Unless they're running with emergency lights on, the speed of the cops should determine the speed of the road if it's in excess of the posted speed limit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (WWh8n)

Heh. While driving home to Louisiana returning from a ski trip in 1982 , I got two tickets within 10 minutes of each other from two different CO state troopers . I told the second trooper I didn't have enough time to get up to the speed he ticketed me for.


Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 10:58 AM (aToww)

478 396 361 US Summer theme song. Running on Empty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (GwxCX)

Nope, nope, nope.
Tequila Sunrise.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:39 AM (MkuC5)


Hang On Sloopy

https://tinyurl.com/355ztuyu

Try to not tap your foot and sing along

Posted by: GLSD at July 11, 2022 10:58 AM (AMIL/)

479 His hair has been falling out in clumps since being vaccinated. He developed bald spots all over his head, along with thinning patches of hair. His head is 95% bald, and now he’s losing his eyebrows and eyelashes, along with all of the confidence he had since so many people stare at him in shock at his hairless appearance.

I had not heard of this particular side effect. The coof can result in hair loss a couple months after infection, so I guess it makes sense that getting injected with the spike could also result in hair loss.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2022 10:59 AM (dCxaZ)

480 At the time this painting was created, the age of consent was probably around 10 or 12. Western Civ had no problem with the eroticization of children at that point in history.

When I first saw the image, I thought it was a Bougeaureau. Turns out the artist was mentored by that great painter.
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)
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I completely forgot age of consent was much younger back when. Every once in a while, I need a reminder the mores of today are far different than the mores of time period represented by this painting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 11, 2022 10:59 AM (5pTK/)

481 JJ:

5. Strangers in the Midwest will strike up a conversation out of the blue while standing with you in the checkout lane at the grocery store.

6. We are polite because we are nice and because we are also armed.

7. Drivers in the Midwest, (at least here in Western South Dakota) have a two second pause before we go when the light turns green. (Don't honk)

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:59 AM (gmo/4)

482 478 396 361 US Summer theme song. Running on Empty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (GwxCX)

Nope, nope, nope.
Tequila Sunrise.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 11, 2022 10:39 AM (MkuC5)



And of course the correct answer is Mungo Jerry, In the Summertime.

Posted by: The Russkis at July 11, 2022 11:00 AM (/NCI4)

483 7. Drivers in the Midwest, (at least here in Western South Dakota) have a two second pause before we go when the light turns green. (Don't honk)

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:59 AM (gmo/4)


Round these parts those people are called Stegosauruses.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 11, 2022 11:00 AM (AiZBA)

484 Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)

if you never cut in while driving in NYC

you would never get out

Posted by: REDACTED at July 11, 2022 11:00 AM (us2H3)

485 7. Drivers in the Midwest, (at least here in Western South Dakota) have a two second pause before we go when the light turns green. (Don't honk)

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 10:59 AM (gmo/4)
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If you only wait two seconds after the light goes green, when driving in CA, you'll probably get broadsided.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (5pTK/)

486 7. Drivers in the Midwest, (at least here in Western South Dakota) have a two second pause before we go when the light turns green. (Don't honk)

That would drive me nuts. Green means go!

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (h5TKJ)

487 And of course the correct answer is Mungo Jerry, In the Summertime.
Posted by: The Russkis at July 11, 2022 11:00 AM (/NCI4)

....da da da da da, dee dee dee dee---- SHIT!!!! you SUCK!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (/EuRN)

488 478 396 361 US Summer theme song. Running on Empty.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 11, 2022 10:33 AM (GwxCX)


The Boys of Summer

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (gmo/4)

489 Nood. Early morning rant.

Posted by: CA Token at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (2+yws)

490 Wait two seconds at a green light in PA, and it'll be red again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (/EuRN)

491 When I first saw the image, I thought it was a Bougeaureau.

He had a definite type of girl that he painted though, almost exclusively a very Greek or eastern Mediterranean face. But yeah, very similar style for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2022 11:01 AM (llsW/)

492 I'm sure Russia truly doesn't believe it. Truth is, there's a lot of automation in HIMARS and M777. If the GPS is working, you don't have to survey in the firing point. Russian MLRs still use optical sights pointing at aiming stakes that are surveyed in.

I think it would be wise to bring back Military Liaison Missions for their deterrence value.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 11, 2022 10:56 AM (8C7+r)

And it is not as if those ammo dumps are mobile or siting locations of the HIMARS cannot be known in advance of siting without GPS. We have very accurate maps these days, and the rockets, at least in some variations, have inertial navigation systems.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, wrecker, hoarder, saboteur at July 11, 2022 11:02 AM (U3uv2)

493 I wonder if this was before or after he banged the shit out of her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 11, 2022 11:02 AM (VwHCD)

494 At the time this painting was created, the age of consent was probably around 10 or 12. Western Civ had no problem with the eroticization of children at that point in history.

When I first saw the image, I thought it was a Bougeaureau. Turns out the artist was mentored by that great painter.
Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2022 10:54 AM (dCxaZ)

Legal age for marriage was 12.

Posted by: Robert at July 11, 2022 11:02 AM (EuvWg)

495 Summer songs?

How about the incredibly insipid, "Centerfield?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (5pTK/) at July 11, 2022 11:03 AM (5pTK/)

496 or it was just the tendency of artists to want to portray younger girls or what.

It's not that deep.

The young boy's clothing is opaque. The girl child's drape is sheer, revealing her entire pre-pubescent body.

The artist knew his customers' predilections and intended to profit from them.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2022 11:03 AM (dCxaZ)

497 4. It's entirely normal for the Wisconsin State Police to pass you going 80+ on I-90/94 for no reason. And they *will* pull you over if you try to go that fast.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (ZGrMX)

77mph seems not to aggravate them.
Also 62 in a 55 has not earned me any citations, so I go +7 everywhere.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2022 11:03 AM (j40lz)

498 I let people in but I'm picky on who I let in. If you started 20 cars back in the open lane to the exit and now want to get in you are going to have to pick someone besides me. You're screwing the 20 cars who got in line when properly and waited patiently .

Posted by: Anti doesn't matter at July 11, 2022 11:05 AM (aToww)

499 Hang On Sloopy
Try to not tap your foot and sing along
Posted by: GLSD

THE Ohio State University has ruined me forever with Hany On Sloopy.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2022 11:07 AM (Msys3)

500 I live in a burg with low crime. So the popo needs something to do, especially on Friday and Saturday nights. So if the limit is 25 and you go 27, there is a decent chance you get pulled over. No ticket but reason to see if you are drunk and run your name for warrants. It has happened to me a few times. Same with rolling through a stop sign, no ticket but a conversation with the police. Even the state police gets in on this action.

Posted by: Joe XiDen at July 11, 2022 11:12 AM (3vQN0)

501 Is this a pic of Hunter and Natalie?

Posted by: arminius256 at July 11, 2022 11:18 AM (Dpgtk)

502 Scrolling through the comments, it looks like I'm not the first to make this connection. Good!

Posted by: arminius256 at July 11, 2022 11:21 AM (Dpgtk)

503 454 3. All drivers in the Midwest come to a full stop at stop singes and follow the rules of yielding the right of way.

4. It's entirely normal for the Wisconsin State Police to pass you going 80+ on I-90/94 for no reason. And they *will* pull you over if you try to go that fast.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2022 10:53 AM (ZGrMX)

I have enjoyed the times I’ve been in Wisconsin, but I have never seen so rural a state with so many police everywhere. Like in the movies, they hang out behind the “Welcome to” signs and beam for speeders. I’ve seen them walking the sides of the road in tie-dye with stopped cars waiting to pull into a concert parking lot, handing out citations for open containers. Their police take all major credit cards.

Beautiful state, but it’s a People’s Republic of for sure.

Posted by: Advo at July 11, 2022 02:13 PM (LcnVR)

504 Would you like to swing on a Star, And Carry Moonbeams home in a Jar, And Be Better off then you are

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